January 27, 2024 • 29 mins
Our Miss Brooks was a beloved American sitcom that ran on CBS radio from 1948 to 1957. It was one of the most popular radio shows of its time, and it was later adapted into a successful television series that ran from 1952 to 1956.
The show starred the iconic Eve Arden as Connie Brooks, a wisecracking and sarcastic English teacher at Madison High School. Arden's portrayal of Miss Brooks was both hilarious and endearing, and she won over audiences with her quick wit and sharp one-liners
The supporting cast of Our Miss Brooks was equally memorable. Gale Gordon played the uptight and pompous Principal Osgood Conklin, Richard Crenna played the dimwitted but lovable student Walter Denton, and Jane Morgan played Miss Brooks' scatterbrained landlady, Mrs. Davis.
The show's storylines were typically lighthearted and comedic, focusing on the everyday trials and tribulations of Miss Brooks and her students. Miss Brooks would often find herself in comical situations, such as dealing with mischievous students, trying to impress her love interest, or getting into trouble with her boss.
Our Miss Brooks was a groundbreaking show in many ways. It was one of the first sitcoms to feature a strong female lead character, and it helped to pave the way for other shows with similar formats. The show was also praised for its sharp writing and its talented cast
.Even though it went off the air over 60 years ago, Our Miss Brooks remains a classic radio sitcom. The show is still fondly remembered by fans, and it continues to be enjoyed by new generations of listeners.
Here are some additional facts about Our Miss Brooks:
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The show starred the iconic Eve Arden as Connie Brooks, a wisecracking and sarcastic English teacher at Madison High School. Arden's portrayal of Miss Brooks was both hilarious and endearing, and she won over audiences with her quick wit and sharp one-liners
The supporting cast of Our Miss Brooks was equally memorable. Gale Gordon played the uptight and pompous Principal Osgood Conklin, Richard Crenna played the dimwitted but lovable student Walter Denton, and Jane Morgan played Miss Brooks' scatterbrained landlady, Mrs. Davis.
The show's storylines were typically lighthearted and comedic, focusing on the everyday trials and tribulations of Miss Brooks and her students. Miss Brooks would often find herself in comical situations, such as dealing with mischievous students, trying to impress her love interest, or getting into trouble with her boss.
Our Miss Brooks was a groundbreaking show in many ways. It was one of the first sitcoms to feature a strong female lead character, and it helped to pave the way for other shows with similar formats. The show was also praised for its sharp writing and its talented cast
.Even though it went off the air over 60 years ago, Our Miss Brooks remains a classic radio sitcom. The show is still fondly remembered by fans, and it continues to be enjoyed by new generations of listeners.
Here are some additional facts about Our Miss Brooks:
- The show was created by Al Lewis, who also wrote most of the episodes.
- Our Miss Brooks won numerous awards during its run, including four Peabody Awards.
- The show was adapted into a movie in 1956.
- In 2016, Our Miss Brooks was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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Palm Alid soap, Your Beauty Hopeand Bluster Cream shampoo for soft, glamorous,
caressible hair. Bring You Our MissBrooks starring Eve Arden. Our Miss
Brooks, who teaches English at MadisonHigh School, was as grateful as any
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other teacher for the Washington's Birthday holidayobserved last week. And far be it
from me to criticize the actions ofthe father of our country. But I
can't help wishing that he had takenmore than just one day to be born.
Of course, the one day offwas better than nothing, but I
must admit I look forward to aweekend of not teaching with considerable anticipation.
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It isn't that I'm not fond ofmy pupils. I think they're a wonderful
horde of kids. But after theevents of last Friday, I seriously considered
giving up teaching and taking a coursein rug tatting or peanut art. It
started Friday after school. Mister Boynton, usually bashful biologist, displayed a surprisingly
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different attitude when I entered his laboratory. Hello mister Boyton, Hello Miss Brooks.
I was just going to come downto your room. Oh, then
I'll get back there right away.I wouldn't want to miss you. Well,
I guess what I have to saycan be said here, all right,
Although I can't help wishing the surroundingswere different. Different, Yes,
Miss Brook's more romantic. Romantic mmhmm. I know I haven't been the
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most aggressive chap in the world,but I do think of other things besides
my biological experiments, things that arewell more personal personal. Yes, things
that a man thinks about a womansometimes, whether she's a fellow teacher or
not or not. He doesn't movemy needle or notch to the right,
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mister Boyton, what is it you'retrying to tell me? I like to
think money. It's just that,like I said before, I wish the
surroundings were different. I wish wewere in a blue lagoon somewhere with a
soft breeze blowing through your hair.And oh, but we're not. I
can take care of that, misterBoynon. Of course, I don't know
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why we have to be in ablue lagooner. I guess I just feel
more confident when i'm over water.Well, hop up on this stool and
I'll fill a pan. I mean, please continue, mister Boynton. Well,
as you know, miss Brooks.I've been coaching the basketball team while
mister Hayne's been ill, and wellwe've been lucky enough to win the championship
in our particular conference. Yes,I know, we've been invited to play
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in the state championships at Martinsville.The entire squad leaves this evening. We
won't be back until next week.I just want you to know that.
Well, yes, mister Boyne,it's terribly important that we win the championship.
Oh, you'll win it, misterBarton, But what else were you
going to say? Well, I'mnot so sure we'll win it. After
all, we're playing around Robin.Well, I bet you could spot in
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four worms and beat him easily.I know you're kidding me, miss Brooks,
but I don't mind. You know, now that I'm leaving town,
I've come to realize certain things aboutour relationship at last, formal recognition that
we have a relationship. Without gettingtoo basic too quickly, I'd like to
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state that in the past, wheneverthe situation seems auspicious for declaring certain emotional
reactions, I've felt upon finding myselfin close proximity to you, that is
some outward manifestation seems to pardon me, mister Barton, couldn't you get a
little more basic more quickly? WhatI'm playing to say, Miss Brooks,
is that there always seems to besome sort of interruption when I want to
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talk to you about certain things.What kind of interruption? I see what
you mean, principle of Madison High. I oh, I thought you were
alone. We were for a minute. I was just saying goodbye to mister
Barton. Mister Conklin, I see, miss Brooks. And have you finished
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saying goodbye? No, mister Conklin, we haven't. This boy's been taking
brave shots. Because what I meanto say, sir, is that we
can finish talking after you've spoken tome very well. I simply dropped in
to wish you good luck with theteam, mister Boynton. Remember, by
winning the Championship Cup, you notonly on yourself and the athletes involved,
but you bring further glory to thealready hallowed name of Madison High, glory
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and pressed Tea fame. How muchhave you bet on the game, mister
Conklin, just finn, I wasno, you know, I never bet.
It's just that we must get thatcup. Don't worry mister Conklan,
we've got the high scoring forward ofthe conference in our team, you know,
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I said, and how's this boy'scondition? Tip top? I trust
well, he's six foot five inchestall, so his top would be hard
to tip. That's a joke,sir, Thank you. By the way,
Miss Brooks, is this the boywe transferred from, miss en writes
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English cast to yours? Yes,sir, well tell me how's his state
of mind? What there is ofit is quite happy? Well, I
know he's not a brilliant student,but now that he's in your class,
Miss Brooks, I'm sure he'll improve. From what I hear. The boys
an all round athlete. I wanthim eligible for other sports during the coming
term. I'll do whatever I can, mister Conklin. Of course, it's
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difficult to give a test without anyquestions in it, but you'll get im
through, all right, mister Conklin, Good good, well, I'll be
running along now. Best of luck, point and bring back that coup.
Let's see, now where were we? Oh? I know you were telling
me something personal. Well, Iwouldn't like to repeat myself, Miss Brooks.
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Do you remember what it was Isaid? Last? Oh? How
could I possibly remember what you saidminutes ago. It is just something about
you'd like to state that in thepast, whenever the situation seemed auspicious for
declaring certain emotional reactions you felt uponfinding yourself in close proximity to me,
that is some outward manifestations. Seethat's right. And then you said,
couldn't we get a little more basic, more quickly? Right? Then you
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said, there always seems to besome sort of interruption when you want to
talk to me about certain things.And then you said, what kind of
interruption? And then I wrote,whoever it is, get lost? Come
in hi, a coach. Ijust how hello, Miss Brooks? Hello
Walder? How are you fine?And dandy? Goodbye bye Walder. I
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just wanted to remind mister Boynton aboutthe big doings tonight, that there's going
to be a torchlight parade and asnake dance. You'll be there, won't
you, Miss Brooks? Yes,Walder, if I can find a snake
in time? Yeah? Oh,before I go, Miss Brooks, have
you seen Stretch around anywhere? No, not for the past few hours.
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Well, if he shows up,please send him into the gym, will
you. I want to give himexact directions so he won't get lost on
his way to the bus station.Knowing stretch, he can get lost.
After he's got the direction, we'llsend him into you if he shows up
here. Thank you and good day, Walter Denon, Thank you, Miss
Brooks. And may I suggest thatyou speed mister Boynton on his way with
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a salutation befitting the mentor of asterling aggregation such as the Madison basketball team.
Walter, So, I'm coach?Okay, I hope you're not embarrassed
by Walter's inference, Miss Brooks.Do you think that would embarrass me?
You need a coach. Coach,Now, let's take off of that blue
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lagoon. I'm afraid I don't comprehend, Miss Brooks. My hair is blowing
in the breeze again. What isit you were trying to tell me before
Walter came in? Well, it'sjust that with my leaving tonight, we
won't be seeing each other at allover the weekend. I know. Mister
boy come in. Oh it's stretch. How are you son him? Mister
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Boyton? Hello, Miss Brooks,Oh, well, how do you feel
about our impending junket? Uh?Mister Boyne wants to know how you feel
about the trip you're taking this evening? Oh well, I ain't going,
Stretch. Don't say ain't. Don'tsay you ain't going. What's the trouble,
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Stretch? You're not ill, areyou? There's nothing wrong with me
physically. My trouble is mostly mental. Or don't be self conscious? Wait?
What is it? Stretched? MaybeI can help you. I'm afraid
you can't, mister Boyton. Yousee it's well, it's about a girl.
A girl. You've seen them.They play on girls softball teams.
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Is there anything I can do tohelp Stretch? Yes, Miss Brooks,
but I'd rather talk to you alone, if it's all right with mister Boynton,
or I certainly Stretch. I've gotto get down to a gym for
a few minutes. Anyway, MissBrooks. You will try to straighten them
out, won't you. You knowhow important he is to the team.
I'll do what I can. MisterBarden, good, we'll see you're gonna
snake last night? Now, thenStretch, tell teacher all about it.
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Well, I know I ain't goodin English, Miss Brooks. You're not
good in English, I know,But ever since the first test you give
me, I knew that I wasgoing to improve and get the kind of
marks in English that I've always strovenfor. Oh, I know, I
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got a lot to learn yet,But since I met you, I feel
that you're more than just a teacher. But you understand kids, and that's
why I come to you. Now. I ain't much at speeches, so
say it right out, miss Brooks. I'm in love in love with what?
Oh who? My best friends girl, Walter Denton. People don't talk
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like this in any language, Stretch. Are you trying to tell me that
you've got a crush on Harriet Conklinexactly when she's in the stands route for
the team? I played great?When she isn't Like she's not gonna be
where we're gonna play over the weekend. I don't so I ain't going,
Miss Brooks. Oh now wait aminute, Stretch. Have you told Harriet
how you feel about her? Oh? No, nor Walter either. I
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wouldn't want to hurt neither of theirfeelings. It's just that I can't play
without Harriet in the stand. Look, Stretch, I heard that they're going
to show the games on television righthere in Madison. That means that Harriet
will be in the stand. She'llbe right on the sidelines watching your every
move. Honest, miss Brooks,may I swallow a border racer. Now,
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will you attend the ceremonies tonight andthen leave with the rest of the
team for Martinsville. Well, ifyou say, Harry, it'll be there
on the sideline. I guess I'llgo along. Good. I knew you
wouldn't disappoint mister Barnton and me.He was kind of counting on me.
I guess. Funny thing about himthough, for a smart scientist, he's
not very smart about getting someplace.Sometimes, I stretch, What do you
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mean like with you? I meanhere, you are a smart, pretty
brainy English teacher with no other attachments, and he don't do nothing about it?
Stretch, Justs Brooks, You ain'tjust flapping your lipstock all, Miss
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fortune in cash well, the previctory celebration was a huge success. A
one hour snake dance and a sixmile torch parade came off promptly at eight
o'clock, and my feet came offpromptly at nine. After seeing the basketball
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squad off of the bus depot,I immediately limped home for a nice,
warm bath. Missus Davis. Mylandlady was sitting in the living room when
I opened the door. Good evening, Connie. How is the snake dance
very snaky? Thanks? Did youbeat mister Boynton? Fun? Goodbye,
Connie? Yes, Missus Davis.What did he say? Goodbye? Man?
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When is he going to open hiseyes and see? I think they're
opening a little bit, Missus Davis. This afternoon in the labor he really
started to make a noise like aninterested party. Oh what happened? Nothing?
I got all involved with the trialsand tribulations of a star basketball player
and his unrequited romance. But theweekend is upon us and I won't have
to play Dorothy Dix for a fewdays. Anyway. What are you going
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to do tonight, Coney? Ihave some very elaborate plans, Missus Davis.
Tonight I'm going to have myself aschool teacher's b and b been edictine
at Brandy No bath in bed.If you'll excuse me now, I'll drag
my carcass into the bathroom and runa tub. Oh we don't have to
do that, County. I've alreadylet the water in. I was going
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to dave Minerva tonight, but cat. But cats aren't supposed to get baths,
are they? Oh? Minerva lovesit. Besides, I just got
to dave her. Why are themice complaining? She was walking near the
sink this morning and slipped on thetild poor dear till, right into some
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dough. I was mixing for breadand maybe Minerva better use the water that's
in the tub. She can wait. You run along, Connie and take
a nice risk. Book. Now, who in the world can that be
coming? Stretch? What are youdoing here? Why aren't you at the
bus depot? I ain't going again. I'll come in for a minute.
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Thanks, miss Brooks. This ismissus Davis. You remember Stretch. Of
course, he's the famous quarter deckon our hockey team, isn't it No,
Lately he's been playing goalie for ourtennis team. Should I talk to
you alone, Miss Brooks. Naturally, missus Davis, would you mind making
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a little tea? Not at all, Connie. I'd like some myself.
How about you, Stretch, niceglass of milk? No thanks, missus
Davis. Shall I'll bring some anyway. Nothing like milk for a growing boy.
I guess you're pretty disappointed in me, Miss Brooks, But I say,
what's that? What's what? Rightbehind, missus d there's a cake
walking into the kitchen Harry, likeStretch, I see it too. That's
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just our cat, Minerva. Shefell into some dough. Now tell me
why you're not with the team.It's Harriet, miss Brooks. Even though
she'll be seeing me play on television, I won't be able to see her.
I was afraid you'd figure that onUm. Look, Stretch, I'll
get you a nice picture of Harrietand send it air mail. You'll have
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it by game time tomorrow night.How's that she? I don't know,
Miss Brooks. I would like tohave a picture of Harriet, but I
wouldn't want anybody to know that.I Waller is my best friend. I
know, Stretch. You wouldn't wantto hurt Walter or Harriet or either of
their feelings. Believe me, I'llget the picture without anyone knowing for whom
it's intended. Gosh, I hateto be such a problem to you,
but well, I never mixed muchwith other kids outside of an athletics.
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I mean, and I think myname has something to do with it.
Your name, you see, myreal name is Fabian snuts Dress. When
I was little and kids kidding meabout it, I got sensitive. I
see, Stretch, do you haveany brothers and sisters? Sure, two
sisters and one brother. And dothey have peculiar names too? Oh?
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No, they all got perfectly normalnames. It's like the other day when
I was talking to my sister,Rapunzel, I said, Rapunzel, that
does it. I'll go into yourcase more thoroughly when you get back from
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this trip, Stretch. But rightnow you've got to rejoin the team.
Come along. You won't forget tosend a picture, Miss Brooks. I
won't forget, Stretch. Lots ofluck and goodbye again, Rapunzel Snodgrass.
Now there's a family for you.Oh well, now for that bath,
I better see if the water isstill warm. It's pretty cold. I
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better let it out and run afresh one. Come and get your tea,
Connie. I'll be right there,missus Davis. I'm afraid my nervous
water got a little cool. I'mrunning another tub for myself. Very well,
here, pretty stretched, go backto the bus depot. Wait'll I
close this door. The poor kitty'shopelessly in love. Yes, I overheard,
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But he shouldn't worry so much aboutthe other boy in the case by.
When my sister Angela was a girl, she never went out with one
boy at the time. She didn'tknow she played the field Angela did.
Why. I remember one time shewent out with twins for over a year
before she found out they were triplets. Poor Angela, the eternal quadrangle.
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I better take a look at thatbath there, nice and hot. Now
to get these clothes off, andoh no, not another interruption. Hi,
miss Brooks, it's me. CanI come in for a minute,
yes, Walter, but that's aboutall I'm trying to take a bath.
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Well, I don't have to wait, miss Brooks. Well, it's getting
plenty of practice. What's the matter, Walter, it's stretch. He disappeared
from the station, and when thelast scene he was heading in this direction,
he did come here, Walder,but I sent him back down to
the depot. Well, that seemslike a pretty silly maneuver. So what
did he come here about? Hewanted some advice. He's in love,
Walter, in love, in lovewith who? Whom? Who? She?
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He's in love with somebody that doesn'tlove him? A girl who goes
with another fellow. Now what kindof a girl would go with a fellow
when she could go with a starbasketball player like Stretch. I can't divulge
the details, Walder, But Stretchwas miserable about the situation. He's not
supposed to be miserable. This isa crucial time. If he likes a
girl, she should go with himand brush off his jerk. Careful,
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Walter, you may hate yourself forthis. Look I've smoothed his feathers and
sent him back to play the gameof his life. Now you get back
to the depot and don't say aword about what I've told you. Well,
all right, miss Brooks, ButI wish I could get a peek
at the guy that's got stretches,girl buffaloed. You may never see him
till you start shaving ill. GoodBye to you again, Walter, Denton.
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Oh, let's see how this waterfeels. Now, it could be
warmer. I'll let a little outand refill it. Singing in the bathtoe,
lad, singing in the bathtub.I will just put the plug back
in, run some more water.I always thought the teaching was my only
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profession, but bathing can be quitea career too. Heh. That ought
to be just right. Singing inthe bathtub. Nothing can go wrong singing
in the bathtub. Oh, Ishould live so long. Come in,
Come in, whoever you are.Oh it's mister Boynton. I'm sorry to
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buy you, miss Brooks. ButWalter Denton's disappeared from the bus deeper.
Have you seen him? Of courseI've seen him. Won't you come inside?
Mister Bradley, I haven't time,Miss Brooks. You say you saw
Walter? Where is he not onthe way back to the bus deepot?
Oh good Stretch got down there beforeI left. When he found Walter gone,
he was quite upset. Now everythingwill be all right. Sorry to
have trouble you, miss Brooks,see you next week. Goodbye, goodbye
you greyhound locker bar Well. Atleast there's nothing to stop me from taking
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that bath now. I couldn't havegotten cool in that short space of time.
Let's see now, it's exactly theright temperature. I don't have to
let out a drop wrong again.Oh no, it's not you again,
Stretch, I'm a monster. Whatdo you want from me? And Affidavid?
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What's wrong this time? When Waltercame back to the depot, I
took one look at him, andthen I knew, knew what. I
couldn't go to Martinville without his girl, Harriet. I just can't play unless
she's really in the stands. Allright, Stretch, I'll do my best.
Go back down to the depot andwait for me. What are you
gonna do, miss Brooks. I'mgonna slip on a straight jacket and run
over to the Conklins. I wouldn'thave disturbed you this late, mister Conkland,
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But it's absolutely essential if you wantMadison to win that championship. What's
essential, miss Brooks, that youlet Harriet here go to Martinsville with the
team. Me go with the teamtonight. But of course it's Walter.
He needs me. Stop squealing,girl. But don't you see, Daddy,
Walter's the manager of the team andhe needs me by his side.
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I hardly dared to hope for it, But now I'm no. Walter's my
life, my future, my all. Walter isn't the one who requested that
you come along, Harriet. Itwas stretch, stretch, But he's the
best athlete at Madison. I'll rushto his thought at once? What about
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Walter? Who needs Walter? When? Not so fast, young lady?
WA's this all about, miss Brooks? Well, it's stretch, mister Conklin.
He's got a crush on Harriet.And if she'll just be in the
stands and root for him, hesays, Madison is bound to win.
There's really no harm in it,no harm in it. But Martinville is
four hundred miles away. The basketballteam is composed entirely of boys, boys,
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and mister Boynton, who chapperoned mydaughter. Who else but miss Brooks?
Come on, miss Brooks, packa bag and oh just a minute,
Harriet, I can't cause you can. It's your idea, isn't it?
Now go on home and get Waita minute. With mister Boynton coaching
the team, you'll need a chaperonyourself. Then why don't you come along?
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Daddy? What me the principal ofthe school leave Madison for a weekend
to watch our basketball team play aroundrobin with the best teams in the state.
Tell your mother we're leaving at once. Oh, just one thing,
mister Conklin. Yes, do youthink they have a bathtub in Martinsville?
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Well, I never thought when Iwoke up this morning that i'd be riding
on the bus with you and theteam tonight. Mister Barton, I'm glad
it worked out this way, MissBrooks, I am too, me too,
Oh driver, I'm mister Conkland,the principle of Madison High. Oh
how do you do, mister Conklin. My name's Fredericks. What can I
do for you? I'd like toopen a few of these windows, if
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nobody in mind. It's kind ofstuffy in here there. It is kind
of crowded in the bus, yousee, we didn't expect all you extra
passengers. In fact, there wasone kid back at the DEEPO. Why
couldn't even allow on which kid wasthat, mister Fredericks. Oh, some
tall fellow said his name was Snodgrass, stretch Snodgrass. Well, just as
long as he wasn't an important memberof the team, Stretch, Snodgrass Eve
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here is our Miss Brooks. Well, mister Conklin was furious, and the
only way I could square myself withhim was to give up my seat to
stretch when the bus returned to pickhim up. Then I went home,
got undressed and steered my stubborn littlecourse for the bathroom now I can oh,
hello, missus Davis. Hell littleKennie. I was going to postpone
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mi nervous bath till tomorrow, butshe just couldn't wait any longer. Oh
when did you put her into thetub, Missus Davis, just dis minute,
Connie, Well, I can't waitany longer either, Move over,
Minerva. Next week, turning toanother hour, Miss brook Show brought you
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by Larry Burns, written and directedby Al Lewis, with music by wilbra
Hatch. Mister Boynton is played byJeff Chandler, Mister Conklan by Gail Gordon.
Others in tonight's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick Crunna, Gloria McMillan,
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other teacher for the Washington's Birthday holidayobserved last week. And far be it
from me to criticize the actions ofthe father of our country. But I
can't help wishing that he had takenmore than just one day to be born.
Of course, the one day offwas better than nothing, but I
must admit I look forward to aweekend of not teaching with considerable anticipation.
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It isn't that I'm not fond ofmy pupils. I think they're a wonderful
horde of kids. But after theevents of last Friday, I seriously considered
giving up teaching and taking a coursein rug tatting or peanut art. It
started Friday after school. Mister Boynton, usually bashful biologist, displayed a surprisingly
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different attitude when I entered his laboratory. Hello mister Boyton, Hello Miss Brooks.
I was just going to come downto your room. Oh, then
I'll get back there right away.I wouldn't want to miss you. Well,
I guess what I have to saycan be said here, all right,
Although I can't help wishing the surroundingswere different. Different, Yes,
Miss Brook's more romantic. Romantic mmhmm. I know I haven't been the
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most aggressive chap in the world,but I do think of other things besides
my biological experiments, things that arewell more personal personal. Yes, things
that a man thinks about a womansometimes, whether she's a fellow teacher or
not or not. He doesn't movemy needle or notch to the right,
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mister Boyton, what is it you'retrying to tell me? I like to
think money. It's just that,like I said before, I wish the
surroundings were different. I wish wewere in a blue lagoon somewhere with a
soft breeze blowing through your hair.And oh, but we're not. I
can take care of that, misterBoynon. Of course, I don't know
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why we have to be in ablue lagooner. I guess I just feel
more confident when i'm over water.Well, hop up on this stool and
I'll fill a pan. I mean, please continue, mister Boynton. Well,
as you know, miss Brooks.I've been coaching the basketball team while
mister Hayne's been ill, and wellwe've been lucky enough to win the championship
in our particular conference. Yes,I know, we've been invited to play
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in the state championships at Martinsville.The entire squad leaves this evening. We
won't be back until next week.I just want you to know that.
Well, yes, mister Boyne,it's terribly important that we win the championship.
Oh, you'll win it, misterBarton, But what else were you
going to say? Well, I'mnot so sure we'll win it. After
all, we're playing around Robin.Well, I bet you could spot in
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four worms and beat him easily.I know you're kidding me, miss Brooks,
but I don't mind. You know, now that I'm leaving town,
I've come to realize certain things aboutour relationship at last, formal recognition that
we have a relationship. Without gettingtoo basic too quickly, I'd like to
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state that in the past, wheneverthe situation seems auspicious for declaring certain emotional
reactions, I've felt upon finding myselfin close proximity to you, that is
some outward manifestation seems to pardon me, mister Barton, couldn't you get a
little more basic more quickly? WhatI'm playing to say, Miss Brooks,
is that there always seems to besome sort of interruption when I want to
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talk to you about certain things.What kind of interruption? I see what
you mean, principle of Madison High. I oh, I thought you were
alone. We were for a minute. I was just saying goodbye to mister
Barton. Mister Conklin, I see, miss Brooks. And have you finished
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saying goodbye? No, mister Conklin, we haven't. This boy's been taking
brave shots. Because what I meanto say, sir, is that we
can finish talking after you've spoken tome very well. I simply dropped in
to wish you good luck with theteam, mister Boynton. Remember, by
winning the Championship Cup, you notonly on yourself and the athletes involved,
but you bring further glory to thealready hallowed name of Madison High, glory
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and pressed Tea fame. How muchhave you bet on the game, mister
Conklin, just finn, I wasno, you know, I never bet.
It's just that we must get thatcup. Don't worry mister Conklan,
we've got the high scoring forward ofthe conference in our team, you know,
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I said, and how's this boy'scondition? Tip top? I trust
well, he's six foot five inchestall, so his top would be hard
to tip. That's a joke,sir, Thank you. By the way,
Miss Brooks, is this the boywe transferred from, miss en writes
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English cast to yours? Yes,sir, well tell me how's his state
of mind? What there is ofit is quite happy? Well, I
know he's not a brilliant student,but now that he's in your class,
Miss Brooks, I'm sure he'll improve. From what I hear. The boys
an all round athlete. I wanthim eligible for other sports during the coming
term. I'll do whatever I can, mister Conklin. Of course, it's
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difficult to give a test without anyquestions in it, but you'll get im
through, all right, mister Conklin, Good good, well, I'll be
running along now. Best of luck, point and bring back that coup.
Let's see, now where were we? Oh? I know you were telling
me something personal. Well, Iwouldn't like to repeat myself, Miss Brooks.
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Do you remember what it was Isaid? Last? Oh? How
could I possibly remember what you saidminutes ago. It is just something about
you'd like to state that in thepast, whenever the situation seemed auspicious for
declaring certain emotional reactions you felt uponfinding yourself in close proximity to me,
that is some outward manifestations. Seethat's right. And then you said,
couldn't we get a little more basic, more quickly? Right? Then you
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said, there always seems to besome sort of interruption when you want to
talk to me about certain things.And then you said, what kind of
interruption? And then I wrote,whoever it is, get lost? Come
in hi, a coach. Ijust how hello, Miss Brooks? Hello
Walder? How are you fine?And dandy? Goodbye bye Walder. I
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just wanted to remind mister Boynton aboutthe big doings tonight, that there's going
to be a torchlight parade and asnake dance. You'll be there, won't
you, Miss Brooks? Yes,Walder, if I can find a snake
in time? Yeah? Oh,before I go, Miss Brooks, have
you seen Stretch around anywhere? No, not for the past few hours.
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Well, if he shows up,please send him into the gym, will
you. I want to give himexact directions so he won't get lost on
his way to the bus station.Knowing stretch, he can get lost.
After he's got the direction, we'llsend him into you if he shows up
here. Thank you and good day, Walter Denon, Thank you, Miss
Brooks. And may I suggest thatyou speed mister Boynton on his way with
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a salutation befitting the mentor of asterling aggregation such as the Madison basketball team.
Walter, So, I'm coach?Okay, I hope you're not embarrassed
by Walter's inference, Miss Brooks.Do you think that would embarrass me?
You need a coach. Coach,Now, let's take off of that blue
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lagoon. I'm afraid I don't comprehend, Miss Brooks. My hair is blowing
in the breeze again. What isit you were trying to tell me before
Walter came in? Well, it'sjust that with my leaving tonight, we
won't be seeing each other at allover the weekend. I know. Mister
boy come in. Oh it's stretch. How are you son him? Mister
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Boyton? Hello, Miss Brooks,Oh, well, how do you feel
about our impending junket? Uh?Mister Boyne wants to know how you feel
about the trip you're taking this evening? Oh well, I ain't going,
Stretch. Don't say ain't. Don'tsay you ain't going. What's the trouble,
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Stretch? You're not ill, areyou? There's nothing wrong with me
physically. My trouble is mostly mental. Or don't be self conscious? Wait?
What is it? Stretched? MaybeI can help you. I'm afraid
you can't, mister Boyton. Yousee it's well, it's about a girl.
A girl. You've seen them.They play on girls softball teams.
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Is there anything I can do tohelp Stretch? Yes, Miss Brooks,
but I'd rather talk to you alone, if it's all right with mister Boynton,
or I certainly Stretch. I've gotto get down to a gym for
a few minutes. Anyway, MissBrooks. You will try to straighten them
out, won't you. You knowhow important he is to the team.
I'll do what I can. MisterBarden, good, we'll see you're gonna
snake last night? Now, thenStretch, tell teacher all about it.
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Well, I know I ain't goodin English, Miss Brooks. You're not
good in English, I know,But ever since the first test you give
me, I knew that I wasgoing to improve and get the kind of
marks in English that I've always strovenfor. Oh, I know, I
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got a lot to learn yet,But since I met you, I feel
that you're more than just a teacher. But you understand kids, and that's
why I come to you. Now. I ain't much at speeches, so
say it right out, miss Brooks. I'm in love in love with what?
Oh who? My best friends girl, Walter Denton. People don't talk
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like this in any language, Stretch. Are you trying to tell me that
you've got a crush on Harriet Conklinexactly when she's in the stands route for
the team? I played great?When she isn't Like she's not gonna be
where we're gonna play over the weekend. I don't so I ain't going,
Miss Brooks. Oh now wait aminute, Stretch. Have you told Harriet
how you feel about her? Oh? No, nor Walter either. I
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wouldn't want to hurt neither of theirfeelings. It's just that I can't play
without Harriet in the stand. Look, Stretch, I heard that they're going
to show the games on television righthere in Madison. That means that Harriet
will be in the stand. She'llbe right on the sidelines watching your every
move. Honest, miss Brooks,may I swallow a border racer. Now,
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will you attend the ceremonies tonight andthen leave with the rest of the
team for Martinsville. Well, ifyou say, Harry, it'll be there
on the sideline. I guess I'llgo along. Good. I knew you
wouldn't disappoint mister Barnton and me.He was kind of counting on me.
I guess. Funny thing about himthough, for a smart scientist, he's
not very smart about getting someplace.Sometimes, I stretch, What do you
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mean like with you? I meanhere, you are a smart, pretty
brainy English teacher with no other attachments, and he don't do nothing about it?
Stretch, Justs Brooks, You ain'tjust flapping your lipstock all, Miss
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fortune in cash well, the previctory celebration was a huge success. A
one hour snake dance and a sixmile torch parade came off promptly at eight
o'clock, and my feet came offpromptly at nine. After seeing the basketball
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squad off of the bus depot,I immediately limped home for a nice,
warm bath. Missus Davis. Mylandlady was sitting in the living room when
I opened the door. Good evening, Connie. How is the snake dance
very snaky? Thanks? Did youbeat mister Boynton? Fun? Goodbye,
Connie? Yes, Missus Davis.What did he say? Goodbye? Man?
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When is he going to open hiseyes and see? I think they're
opening a little bit, Missus Davis. This afternoon in the labor he really
started to make a noise like aninterested party. Oh what happened? Nothing?
I got all involved with the trialsand tribulations of a star basketball player
and his unrequited romance. But theweekend is upon us and I won't have
to play Dorothy Dix for a fewdays. Anyway. What are you going
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to do tonight, Coney? Ihave some very elaborate plans, Missus Davis.
Tonight I'm going to have myself aschool teacher's b and b been edictine
at Brandy No bath in bed.If you'll excuse me now, I'll drag
my carcass into the bathroom and runa tub. Oh we don't have to
do that, County. I've alreadylet the water in. I was going
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to dave Minerva tonight, but cat. But cats aren't supposed to get baths,
are they? Oh? Minerva lovesit. Besides, I just got
to dave her. Why are themice complaining? She was walking near the
sink this morning and slipped on thetild poor dear till, right into some
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dough. I was mixing for breadand maybe Minerva better use the water that's
in the tub. She can wait. You run along, Connie and take
a nice risk. Book. Now, who in the world can that be
coming? Stretch? What are youdoing here? Why aren't you at the
bus depot? I ain't going again. I'll come in for a minute.
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Thanks, miss Brooks. This ismissus Davis. You remember Stretch. Of
course, he's the famous quarter deckon our hockey team, isn't it No,
Lately he's been playing goalie for ourtennis team. Should I talk to
you alone, Miss Brooks. Naturally, missus Davis, would you mind making
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a little tea? Not at all, Connie. I'd like some myself.
How about you, Stretch, niceglass of milk? No thanks, missus
Davis. Shall I'll bring some anyway. Nothing like milk for a growing boy.
I guess you're pretty disappointed in me, Miss Brooks, But I say,
what's that? What's what? Rightbehind, missus d there's a cake
walking into the kitchen Harry, likeStretch, I see it too. That's
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just our cat, Minerva. Shefell into some dough. Now tell me
why you're not with the team.It's Harriet, miss Brooks. Even though
she'll be seeing me play on television, I won't be able to see her.
I was afraid you'd figure that onUm. Look, Stretch, I'll
get you a nice picture of Harrietand send it air mail. You'll have
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it by game time tomorrow night.How's that she? I don't know,
Miss Brooks. I would like tohave a picture of Harriet, but I
wouldn't want anybody to know that.I Waller is my best friend. I
know, Stretch. You wouldn't wantto hurt Walter or Harriet or either of
their feelings. Believe me, I'llget the picture without anyone knowing for whom
it's intended. Gosh, I hateto be such a problem to you,
but well, I never mixed muchwith other kids outside of an athletics.
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I mean, and I think myname has something to do with it.
Your name, you see, myreal name is Fabian snuts Dress. When
I was little and kids kidding meabout it, I got sensitive. I
see, Stretch, do you haveany brothers and sisters? Sure, two
sisters and one brother. And dothey have peculiar names too? Oh?
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No, they all got perfectly normalnames. It's like the other day when
I was talking to my sister,Rapunzel, I said, Rapunzel, that
does it. I'll go into yourcase more thoroughly when you get back from
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this trip, Stretch. But rightnow you've got to rejoin the team.
Come along. You won't forget tosend a picture, Miss Brooks. I
won't forget, Stretch. Lots ofluck and goodbye again, Rapunzel Snodgrass.
Now there's a family for you.Oh well, now for that bath,
I better see if the water isstill warm. It's pretty cold. I
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better let it out and run afresh one. Come and get your tea,
Connie. I'll be right there,missus Davis. I'm afraid my nervous
water got a little cool. I'mrunning another tub for myself. Very well,
here, pretty stretched, go backto the bus depot. Wait'll I
close this door. The poor kitty'shopelessly in love. Yes, I overheard,
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But he shouldn't worry so much aboutthe other boy in the case by.
When my sister Angela was a girl, she never went out with one
boy at the time. She didn'tknow she played the field Angela did.
Why. I remember one time shewent out with twins for over a year
before she found out they were triplets. Poor Angela, the eternal quadrangle.
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I better take a look at thatbath there, nice and hot. Now
to get these clothes off, andoh no, not another interruption. Hi,
miss Brooks, it's me. CanI come in for a minute,
yes, Walter, but that's aboutall I'm trying to take a bath.
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Well, I don't have to wait, miss Brooks. Well, it's getting
plenty of practice. What's the matter, Walter, it's stretch. He disappeared
from the station, and when thelast scene he was heading in this direction,
he did come here, Walder,but I sent him back down to
the depot. Well, that seemslike a pretty silly maneuver. So what
did he come here about? Hewanted some advice. He's in love,
Walter, in love, in lovewith who? Whom? Who? She?
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He's in love with somebody that doesn'tlove him? A girl who goes
with another fellow. Now what kindof a girl would go with a fellow
when she could go with a starbasketball player like Stretch. I can't divulge
the details, Walder, But Stretchwas miserable about the situation. He's not
supposed to be miserable. This isa crucial time. If he likes a
girl, she should go with himand brush off his jerk. Careful,
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Walter, you may hate yourself forthis. Look I've smoothed his feathers and
sent him back to play the gameof his life. Now you get back
to the depot and don't say aword about what I've told you. Well,
all right, miss Brooks, ButI wish I could get a peek
at the guy that's got stretches,girl buffaloed. You may never see him
till you start shaving ill. GoodBye to you again, Walter, Denton.
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Oh, let's see how this waterfeels. Now, it could be
warmer. I'll let a little outand refill it. Singing in the bathtoe,
lad, singing in the bathtub.I will just put the plug back
in, run some more water.I always thought the teaching was my only
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profession, but bathing can be quitea career too. Heh. That ought
to be just right. Singing inthe bathtub. Nothing can go wrong singing
in the bathtub. Oh, Ishould live so long. Come in,
Come in, whoever you are.Oh it's mister Boynton. I'm sorry to
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buy you, miss Brooks. ButWalter Denton's disappeared from the bus deeper.
Have you seen him? Of courseI've seen him. Won't you come inside?
Mister Bradley, I haven't time,Miss Brooks. You say you saw
Walter? Where is he not onthe way back to the bus deepot?
Oh good Stretch got down there beforeI left. When he found Walter gone,
he was quite upset. Now everythingwill be all right. Sorry to
have trouble you, miss Brooks,see you next week. Goodbye, goodbye
you greyhound locker bar Well. Atleast there's nothing to stop me from taking
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that bath now. I couldn't havegotten cool in that short space of time.
Let's see now, it's exactly theright temperature. I don't have to
let out a drop wrong again.Oh no, it's not you again,
Stretch, I'm a monster. Whatdo you want from me? And Affidavid?
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What's wrong this time? When Waltercame back to the depot, I
took one look at him, andthen I knew, knew what. I
couldn't go to Martinville without his girl, Harriet. I just can't play unless
she's really in the stands. Allright, Stretch, I'll do my best.
Go back down to the depot andwait for me. What are you
gonna do, miss Brooks. I'mgonna slip on a straight jacket and run
over to the Conklins. I wouldn'thave disturbed you this late, mister Conkland,
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But it's absolutely essential if you wantMadison to win that championship. What's
essential, miss Brooks, that youlet Harriet here go to Martinsville with the
team. Me go with the teamtonight. But of course it's Walter.
He needs me. Stop squealing,girl. But don't you see, Daddy,
Walter's the manager of the team andhe needs me by his side.
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I hardly dared to hope for it, But now I'm no. Walter's my
life, my future, my all. Walter isn't the one who requested that
you come along, Harriet. Itwas stretch, stretch, But he's the
best athlete at Madison. I'll rushto his thought at once? What about
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Walter? Who needs Walter? When? Not so fast, young lady?
WA's this all about, miss Brooks? Well, it's stretch, mister Conklin.
He's got a crush on Harriet.And if she'll just be in the
stands and root for him, hesays, Madison is bound to win.
There's really no harm in it,no harm in it. But Martinville is
four hundred miles away. The basketballteam is composed entirely of boys, boys,
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and mister Boynton, who chapperoned mydaughter. Who else but miss Brooks?
Come on, miss Brooks, packa bag and oh just a minute,
Harriet, I can't cause you can. It's your idea, isn't it?
Now go on home and get Waita minute. With mister Boynton coaching
the team, you'll need a chaperonyourself. Then why don't you come along?
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Daddy? What me the principal ofthe school leave Madison for a weekend
to watch our basketball team play aroundrobin with the best teams in the state.
Tell your mother we're leaving at once. Oh, just one thing,
mister Conklin. Yes, do youthink they have a bathtub in Martinsville?
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Well, I never thought when Iwoke up this morning that i'd be riding
on the bus with you and theteam tonight. Mister Barton, I'm glad
it worked out this way, MissBrooks, I am too, me too,
Oh driver, I'm mister Conkland,the principle of Madison High. Oh
how do you do, mister Conklin. My name's Fredericks. What can I
do for you? I'd like toopen a few of these windows, if
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nobody in mind. It's kind ofstuffy in here there. It is kind
of crowded in the bus, yousee, we didn't expect all you extra
passengers. In fact, there wasone kid back at the DEEPO. Why
couldn't even allow on which kid wasthat, mister Fredericks. Oh, some
tall fellow said his name was Snodgrass, stretch Snodgrass. Well, just as
long as he wasn't an important memberof the team, Stretch, Snodgrass Eve
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here is our Miss Brooks. Well, mister Conklin was furious, and the
only way I could square myself withhim was to give up my seat to
stretch when the bus returned to pickhim up. Then I went home,
got undressed and steered my stubborn littlecourse for the bathroom now I can oh,
hello, missus Davis. Hell littleKennie. I was going to postpone
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mi nervous bath till tomorrow, butshe just couldn't wait any longer. Oh
when did you put her into thetub, Missus Davis, just dis minute,
Connie, Well, I can't waitany longer either, Move over,
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Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.
Dateline NBC
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