August 14, 2025 • 29 mins
Discover "Our Miss Brooks Collection," a selection of the best episodes from the beloved radio comedy series. Experience the humorous and heartwarming tales of Miss Brooks and her school adventures. This collection is a must-listen for fans of classic radio comedies and nostalgic storytelling.
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I'll repeat the name for you, Anison, Ana Cim. Most
female teachers at Madison High School think of mister Boynton,
the bashful biologist as an extremely handsome, virile, irresistible individual.
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But our miss Brooks, who teaches English there can take
him with a grain of salt.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
In fact, I could take him with a whole soon pall,
But why waste salt? I'm a fellow who's too shy
to toss in the little pupper now and then that's
Friday at Wrexa. I foolishly provoked the discussion of the
matter with my landlady. Honestly, missus Davis, he's more attended
to his animals. Why yesterday he hardly noticed me because
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he took his dog to school for the day. It
doesn't make sense, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
What can a dog learn in one easy day?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Serves me right for mentioning it may I have some toasts.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You're your idea. It's like I've always said, if dogs
could learn things as quickly as cats, this would be
a much better world to live in for men. No,
I'm serious. Take our cat Minerva. For the past week,
I've been teaching her mathematics, and she's beuld come a
whizdomic mathematics. Get to wait and see, Minerva. Tell me quickly,
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now I'm much just two and two. Yeah, that's a
good girl. Well, I'll gather up the dishes.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's just a minus two and two equals me ow.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Certainly there are four letters and now aren't there. That's
her way of telling me that the answer is four
two nows equal et three, now's equal twelve and so on.
It's funny, though she isn't so hot on the odd numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Look, mister Davis, I started this conversational maze with the
simple statements that mister Boynton brought his dog to school yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, Connie, then it's simple.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What simple?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You should do something to show mister Boynton how much
you love animals, Like, well, why didn't you take Mi
nervous of school with you today?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh, let's not be ridiculous, Missus Davis, I couldn't possibly
take the nervousy. Well, come to think of it, mister
Boynton is extremely fond of cats. It might make you
hit the fath E think she'd behave herself in my classroom?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Of course she would. She can stretch out on the
seat cushion I ordered for your classroom seat cushion. You
mentioned how trying it is sitting on that hard chair
all day, so I thought i'd surprise you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh I'm very sweet of you, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Don't mention it. I mailed a letter last night telling
the store where to send it, along with another note
to the place where I ordered Victor's gift.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Your brother Victor.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yes, he's every bit as fond of animals as mister
Boynton is. That's why I bought one for him yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh that's nice, Missus Davis. What did you get him?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
A cow?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Cow?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, it's a female.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Those are the best time.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Why on'r if your guest moved into a little farmhouse
on the edge of town, Connie, it's only a fifteen
minute drive from here. By and bye. He'll be adding
more livestock, of course, but right now with just the
one cow. I figured he'd have his hands.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Full play his cards right. Well, I've got a dash
off to school, missus Davis. I'll have to use all
my powers of persuasion to get mister Conklin's permission to
take Minerva into class with me.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
All right, there, get put Minerva into disbelief. I bought
for her at a pet shop. It's a cat carrier.
You might need the lid open for her though.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh, that won't be necessary. There are holes in the
side through which you can breathe in. You go, Minerva here,
I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, that's what I like about Minerva. She's so polite.
Whenever you help her out, she always says four.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You may be principal of this school of good Conflent,
but as long as I am head of the board
of education, you will take orders from me.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Is that clear?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Quite clear? Misterstone, Crystal clear couldn't be clearer.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You are awesome. I lifted see you.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Why when I saw that dog running loose outside the
biology lab yesterday, I was shocked beyond words.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know that animals aren't allowed on school property. Os good?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
How did it get in here? And summy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, I haven't the slightest idea. Sir.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Let's make certainly no dogs invade the school today. First,
you will make an early inspection tour of all classrooms,
and I want you to post a guard at the
front door throughout the day.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
But Sir, why commissioned someone to do a job for
which I myself.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Am ideally suited. I'll keep a whether eye.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Open to you. May be sure no animal will get
past me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Come in, good morning, missus Counten. Oh hello, mister stand.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Are you going somewhere?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Going to oh this relief? If I may ask your permission.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Miss accountant, permission for what?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well you'll see as soon as I open the bag.
It'll just take me a minute. Excuse me, mister Stone,
the right ahead.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Glad you dropped in, Miss Brook. Perhaps you can shed
some light on the identity the culprit who dared to
bring an animal into this school.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yesterday, an animal, mister Stone.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Specifically a dog. When I thought ramping around outside the
biology lab, I came in here to report the incident
to mister Conquest. When I returned to the spot, it
had vanished.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Good.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Some of those parts stay on forever. I'm afraid I
can't be in myself to mister Stone. You see, mine
is an English class and I'm not one of those
who is? Who are I should say, in the habit
of hanging around other lads, the lads of others? I mean,
so I couldn't really shed any light on the identity
of which the dog belonged to?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Who?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
And exactly how long have you had this English class,
miss Brooke?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You bet well, please forgive my faulty syntax. Mister Stone,
the thought of a beast on the premises has frazzled
my nerves a bit. Well, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Now, one moment you were going to open that bag,
remember bag?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
What bag?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
The bag? Oh well, you really wouldn't want to look
at what's in this bag, sir. It's nothing?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
But what was that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I said? I'll run along now and now meow. That's
a new expression some of the kids used. It's real cool.
I think, mew they say the saying goodbye. They say meow, billy,
isn't it? Sometimes I stretched it out with a little
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Western draw. Well, now, now, mister Stone, now, mister.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, that was mighty p cooliar bag. She galloped out
of here like a frightened antelope.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, and it's my guess that right now she and
her western drawl are loping over to the old bunk
house in mister Boynton's LABO.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Hello there, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Howdy, please sit down, missus Boynton.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
We've got a little pilaverin to do.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, can it wait, Miss Brooks. I was just on
my way to the cloak room to see Geraldine.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Geraldine, you know my dog.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She's a boxer, and.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
As mister Conklin dropped in, she'd better come out fighting
that I came to warn you about.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Warn me.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yes, he's on an anti animal kick. Mister Sound happened
to see Geraldine in the hall yesterday and he was curious.
Luckily he doesn't know who her owner is yet.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Gosh, I guess I should have asked mister Conklin's permission.
But there's little chance of my dog being discovered in here,
miss Brooks. Mister Stone rarely comes into my lab.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The same goes for mister Conklin.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh well, then maybe my cat can hide out here
for the day. Your cat, y'all have her out of
the bag. I certainly wouldn't want miss Conklin to find
out I'm a cat wrestler. How'd you come, Minerva? You
won't mind taking care of her for me, will you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Miss Boynton, I'm not at all.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Come here, baby, alrighty?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh you mean her.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
I'm crazy about cats, Miss Brooks. Why the minute I
see one, I can't resist nestling it in my arms
and stroking its little head.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
Yeaw.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And missus Davis ordered the seat cushion sent to my
class today, Miss Boyant, I'll bring it over so that
Minerva can stretch out in comfort.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh that'll be dandy. I saw missus Davis at the movies.
Speaker 10 (10:59):
Last night, and he told me about her brother Victor's farmhouse,
and that she's buying him a cow.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I just love cows, don't.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You, madly?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I love all animals, mister v You.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Know, sometimes I got to thinking about my childhood days
on dad's farm, Miss brook I miss those days a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I hope Victor asks me out to his farm someday.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We can both go out someday, some night, I mean
some night when Victor isn't home, we can stroll in
the meadow hand in hand with the moonlight pouring down.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
That sounds pretty thrills, all right, you think, victory young.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
We can both.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You wave the left side.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
And I'll take the right side, and I'll be homogenized
before you. Oh great, speaking of milk has evidently whipped
up Minerva's appetite.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Steady Minerva.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
With the conquer Eddie.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I hope you'll forget this inclusion, Boydon.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
I just dropped into Hello, little pussy cat, I say,
I just dropped in to make certain there are no
dogs in here. Not that I suspect you, Boyden, but
I just thought i'd take a look around. Well, I
don't see any dogs on the premises, no dogs at all.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Sorry to stop you. I'll just run along now, and.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Hell, little pussy cat, I have it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Let's all fight your raid. I mean, there's still a
few minutes before first class, or just the kid that.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Will do out with it. Now, to whom does this
cat belong?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Cat? Podcat, Oh, the pussy cat. It's quite a pussy cat,
isn't it. Silkie is the girl cat, no doubt, mister Boynton.
And I hadn't noticed her.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh that's right, she must have strayed into her nonsense,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
I'm beginning to understand those phantom meows.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I heard in my office.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Now, then, what are you doing to the cat's collar,
mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm removing it. Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
It'll be an easy matter to determine the person who
owns her by simply checking the number on this license tag.
That person, needless to say, is a dead ducks by Boyton.
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Meow now, Miss Brooks, meow now, I don't quite understand that, Miss.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Brooks, that's a farewell expression.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The kids used meow, that's merely the cry of a cat.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So it is well. Quack quack, mister Boyton, quack quack,
that's the cry of a dead duck.
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Speaker 3 (15:12):
Having heard nothing from mister Conklin during my morning classes,
I presumed that he had not as yet traced the
number on Minerva's license tag. As I left my classroom
for lunch, however, the figure of a sentry armed with
a BB rifle loomed up before me.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Hope, step forward and be recognized.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's me, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Oh step back and be unrecognized.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Hye aye, sir. And so, having been honorably discharged, I
hiked down to the school cafeteria.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
And ordered chow.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It was then that Walter Denton beckoned me to his table.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
The over here, Miss Brooks, wilt thou not visit me?
The plant decide me feels thy gentle view And every
plate of grass ice from thy deep earth. It's quickening moisture, drew,
I ordered meat balls?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
What have you got.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
The same?
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I guess you didn't care for that bit of poetry
I quoted. I'm s br you guess, Ride Walter, Well,
how do you like this one? You'd never have left
the cat from the bag if you knew mister cochlan
would grab her.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Tag you already this psyche stort a sneak? How do
you find out I'm loved to creak?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Very provocative question, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
You will recall that shortly before first class this morning,
our beloved principle invaded mister Boynton's lab and trapped you
dead to rights with your furry friend.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
With two furry friends, mister Boynton lost his razor y.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Well.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
At that time, I happen to be standing in the
hall just outside the lab, and presently I heard excitement
latent voices wafted through the transom. And now that was
a moment of great decision for me, Miss Brooks. I
could have either hewed the path of dishonor by remaining
in the hall and eavesdropping, or I could have taken
the glorious avenue of decency by closing my ears and
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leaving the scene.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I took the dirty.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Road out.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
For shame. But you still don't know all the details, Walder, Oh, contrareer,
miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I was about to say that.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Some minutes later, I confronted mister Boynton with the juicy
morsels I had overheard, informed him that I should like
to be acquainted with all the facts, and requested that.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He sing, and he sang.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Fco Pinza would.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Have envied him. So this is no laughing matter, Walter.
When mister Conklin traces Minerva's license tag, i'd have.
Speaker 11 (17:50):
Time to trace this this morning, miss Brooks, and it's
too late.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Now here is a little gift as a token.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Of my esteem, Walter. It's the tag. How did you
get it?
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Like I said, Miss Brooks, I'm pretty perfidious at times.
When mister Cocklin left his office for a few moments,
I sneaked him, made off with the tag, and ever
since then.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
He's been flipping his lid wondering what happened to it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But that's feeling. That's a dreadful thing to do, Walter.
And thanks a million.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
You know you're entirely welcome. The only one thing worries
Mimus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Since mister Conklin can't establish ownership, he'll.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Probably confiscate your capt and send her to the pound.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh no, we can't let that happen to Minerva. Somehow
we've got the springer. I have an idea, Walter. You've
got to sneak her out of the biology lab through
the window and then take her to missus Davis's brother's farmhouse.
It's only a fifteen minute drive from here, so you
can report back to me in my classroom before the
end of lunch period A check.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
I know a shortcut to the farm house, Miss Brooks.
I help Victor move some furniture in the day before yesterday.
Oh oh, before I go, I'd better stop.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
At the steam table and get Minerva some milk.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
That won't be necessary. If my nerv wants milk, why
get it now? She'll get it at the farm direct
from the cow.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
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Speaker 3 (20:25):
Well after Walter promised to sneak Minerva out of school
the Victor's farm, the only problem remaining was what to
do about mister Boynheme's dog in my classroom. Shortly afternoon,
I told mister Boynton what Walter had done well.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I doubted he'll get back here before the end of
lunch period in this Brooks, it's almost one o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Now, excuse me, mister Boyne. I want to see a
little peak into the hallway. Hmm, no century, mister Conklin
apparently ducked out for a bike. Now's your chance to
get rid of your dog.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Oh, I've already taken care of that. I simply lord
Geraldine out the window until to go home. She'll be
lying on the doorstep waiting for me after.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
School, Miss Brooks. You see, she's been framed. No matter
where she is, she knows how to get to my
apartment house.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So do I. But what good does it do?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Hi, folks, I got your cat to the farm, Okamis Brooks.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Nice work, Walder. Did you turn her over to missus Davis?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Not exactly.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
She was out shopping when I got there, But I
left the nervoer with her brother Victor as soon as
he got through with a delivery man.
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Delivery man, Yeah, some guy was delivering a seat cushion.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
What that cushion was supposed to be delivered to my classroom?
Good old absent minded missus David Less Brooks.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yes, let's sign here. For what for this?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Oh no, wait a minute, mister, this is a cow.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You'll got good eyes, lady.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
We'll give you the bucket free.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gosh, a real cow. I haven't milked the cow in
fourteen years. Hand me that bucket, Walter.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Oh no, you don't. This is no time to improve
your handshake and listen, mister my landlady evidently got confused.
There's been a dreadful mistake. But you'll simply have to
take back this cow.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh I'm sorry, lady. That'll take a separate order.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And our company's jammed up.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
For the day.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Give him a call on it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Maybe we can take her tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
But you've got to be reasonable. You can't leave a
cow here overnight. This is a public school under the
supervision of the federal government.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Let's keep politics out of this.
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Be gone now, Songly, I just caught a glimpse of
mister Cochlin and his daughter Harriet coming up the school steps.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
What don't we do? It's a boy and cut that out.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Sorry, lost my head.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Look in the bucket, fine, Harris, I'll be right here
on sentry. Ducy, No, silly Cata Dodge is going to
get past me today.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Boy, you're gonna get a surprise from some silly cow.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Not if I can help it. Quick close the door.
Now listen carefully, Walter. I want you to stay here
with the towel and see that absolutely no one enters
this classroom. Then after school's over, when the sentry leaves,
we can escape through the cow.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, Ms Brooks, you can depend on me.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
What can I do to help Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Just hand me that vlieve the other.
Speaker 14 (23:23):
One, steady girl, Seddie, You're in good hands.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Ten after three, Walter, As soon as Miss Brooks gets back,
we can.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Who goes there?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
A friend?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I'm an arm Wait till I pull the chair away
from the door.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Hi, Miss Brooks, see anybody in the hall.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Just Harriet Conklin. She was on our way to a
dramatics club meeting. I saw mister Conklin getting into his car.
Allowed our chance to make the break. You men bring
up the rear. We girls will lead the way. I'm along, Bossy.
Now keep your eyes peeled, Walter, you too, mister Boyne.
If you see anything.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Smoke, push her in here all of the poor. But
time explain all.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right, Walter, Now would you mind explaining what we and
the strange cow are doing in mister Conklin's office.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Well, I just saw Harriet Conklin coming down the stairs. Huh,
But we're safe in here. She never comes into mister
Conklin's office when he isn't around.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Quick thinking, you've gone.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I forgot something in my office, Harriet, whoops, he's around.
What on earth is going on in there?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's the cow into the closet.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Hurry over.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She'll only stay quiet until mister Conson over my Hello,
mister Conson.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Missus brook Boynton Denton, what.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are you doing here? Well, sir, we were just.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Of Monaicro.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I demand to know what you are doing in my office?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
We were just.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Is the song best Overnight?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Not quite?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Missus Conson? Somehow I feel more coming on time in
the moon, simply because you're.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
All times like I've heard of six Caple the last time.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, sir, we've just dropped in to say goodbye on
our way home.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
I left here five minutes ago, but I forgot my hat.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'll get it out of.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
The closet and we can all go together.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
We want an awful.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Way to go. Oh, surely you don't need a hat?
On such a lovely day, sir, why not skip the closet.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
Aside, Miss Brooke, Yes, sir, to talk to me.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Please take it easy, Take it easy. I just want
to get my hat. Seems to be on the floor.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
I can just reach it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I've got it now.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Oh I I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No, no, I've got it.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
No, I can.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Pardon me again?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Please?
Speaker 13 (27:21):
Uh, will one of you kindly tell me that I
didn't see what I just saw in that closet.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
You've had a rough day on sentry duty, sir. Overworked
very often causes one's mind to play.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Tricks that are yeah, yes, of course the third.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
I'm convinced the whole thing was a mirage, notwithstanding the
indisputable fact that my hat here, as you can plainly.
Speaker 13 (27:48):
See, is half filled with cream. Just to reassure myself, however,
I'd like to take another look in the closet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
This time you will follow me, Miss.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Brook Oh it's rather late, mister Conklin. Let's do it
in the morning.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You follow me now, Miss Brooks, And I do mean now.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yes, sir, O, and you do mean cow.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Ar, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Darling BoJack Rob Miss directed.
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By Laurie Burns.
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Others is nice cast with Jane Morgan, Dick Crenna, Bob Rockwell,
Laura McMillan, Joseph Kerns, Joel Samuels and Billy Gould. They
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I'll repeat the name for you, Anison, Ana Cim. Most
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But our miss Brooks, who teaches English there can take
him with a grain of salt.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
In fact, I could take him with a whole soon pall,
But why waste salt? I'm a fellow who's too shy
to toss in the little pupper now and then that's
Friday at Wrexa. I foolishly provoked the discussion of the
matter with my landlady. Honestly, missus Davis, he's more attended
to his animals. Why yesterday he hardly noticed me because
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he took his dog to school for the day. It
doesn't make sense, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
What can a dog learn in one easy day?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Serves me right for mentioning it may I have some toasts.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You're your idea. It's like I've always said, if dogs
could learn things as quickly as cats, this would be
a much better world to live in for men. No,
I'm serious. Take our cat Minerva. For the past week,
I've been teaching her mathematics, and she's beuld come a
whizdomic mathematics. Get to wait and see, Minerva. Tell me quickly,
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now I'm much just two and two. Yeah, that's a
good girl. Well, I'll gather up the dishes.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's just a minus two and two equals me ow.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Certainly there are four letters and now aren't there. That's
her way of telling me that the answer is four
two nows equal et three, now's equal twelve and so on.
It's funny, though she isn't so hot on the odd numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Look, mister Davis, I started this conversational maze with the
simple statements that mister Boynton brought his dog to school yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, Connie, then it's simple.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What simple?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You should do something to show mister Boynton how much
you love animals, Like, well, why didn't you take Mi
nervous of school with you today?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh, let's not be ridiculous, Missus Davis, I couldn't possibly
take the nervousy. Well, come to think of it, mister
Boynton is extremely fond of cats. It might make you
hit the fath E think she'd behave herself in my classroom?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Of course she would. She can stretch out on the
seat cushion I ordered for your classroom seat cushion. You
mentioned how trying it is sitting on that hard chair
all day, so I thought i'd surprise you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh I'm very sweet of you, Missus Davis.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Don't mention it. I mailed a letter last night telling
the store where to send it, along with another note
to the place where I ordered Victor's gift.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Your brother Victor.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yes, he's every bit as fond of animals as mister
Boynton is. That's why I bought one for him yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh that's nice, Missus Davis. What did you get him?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
A cow?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Cow?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, it's a female.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Those are the best time.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Why on'r if your guest moved into a little farmhouse
on the edge of town, Connie, it's only a fifteen
minute drive from here. By and bye. He'll be adding
more livestock, of course, but right now with just the
one cow. I figured he'd have his hands.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Full play his cards right. Well, I've got a dash
off to school, missus Davis. I'll have to use all
my powers of persuasion to get mister Conklin's permission to
take Minerva into class with me.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
All right, there, get put Minerva into disbelief. I bought
for her at a pet shop. It's a cat carrier.
You might need the lid open for her though.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh, that won't be necessary. There are holes in the
side through which you can breathe in. You go, Minerva here,
I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, that's what I like about Minerva. She's so polite.
Whenever you help her out, she always says four.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You may be principal of this school of good Conflent,
but as long as I am head of the board
of education, you will take orders from me.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Is that clear?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Quite clear? Misterstone, Crystal clear couldn't be clearer.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You are awesome. I lifted see you.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Why when I saw that dog running loose outside the
biology lab yesterday, I was shocked beyond words.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know that animals aren't allowed on school property. Os good?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
How did it get in here? And summy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, I haven't the slightest idea. Sir.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Let's make certainly no dogs invade the school today. First,
you will make an early inspection tour of all classrooms,
and I want you to post a guard at the
front door throughout the day.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
But Sir, why commissioned someone to do a job for
which I myself.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Am ideally suited. I'll keep a whether eye.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Open to you. May be sure no animal will get
past me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Come in, good morning, missus Counten. Oh hello, mister stand.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Are you going somewhere?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Going to oh this relief? If I may ask your permission.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Miss accountant, permission for what?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well you'll see as soon as I open the bag.
It'll just take me a minute. Excuse me, mister Stone,
the right ahead.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Glad you dropped in, Miss Brook. Perhaps you can shed
some light on the identity the culprit who dared to
bring an animal into this school.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yesterday, an animal, mister Stone.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Specifically a dog. When I thought ramping around outside the
biology lab, I came in here to report the incident
to mister Conquest. When I returned to the spot, it
had vanished.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Good.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Some of those parts stay on forever. I'm afraid I
can't be in myself to mister Stone. You see, mine
is an English class and I'm not one of those
who is? Who are I should say, in the habit
of hanging around other lads, the lads of others? I mean,
so I couldn't really shed any light on the identity
of which the dog belonged to?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Who?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
And exactly how long have you had this English class,
miss Brooke?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You bet well, please forgive my faulty syntax. Mister Stone,
the thought of a beast on the premises has frazzled
my nerves a bit. Well, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Now, one moment you were going to open that bag,
remember bag?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
What bag?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
The bag? Oh well, you really wouldn't want to look
at what's in this bag, sir. It's nothing?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
But what was that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I said? I'll run along now and now meow. That's
a new expression some of the kids used. It's real cool.
I think, mew they say the saying goodbye. They say meow, billy,
isn't it? Sometimes I stretched it out with a little
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Western draw. Well, now, now, mister Stone, now, mister.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, that was mighty p cooliar bag. She galloped out
of here like a frightened antelope.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, and it's my guess that right now she and
her western drawl are loping over to the old bunk
house in mister Boynton's LABO.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Hello there, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Howdy, please sit down, missus Boynton.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
We've got a little pilaverin to do.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, can it wait, Miss Brooks. I was just on
my way to the cloak room to see Geraldine.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Geraldine, you know my dog.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She's a boxer, and.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
As mister Conklin dropped in, she'd better come out fighting
that I came to warn you about.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Warn me.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yes, he's on an anti animal kick. Mister Sound happened
to see Geraldine in the hall yesterday and he was curious.
Luckily he doesn't know who her owner is yet.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Gosh, I guess I should have asked mister Conklin's permission.
But there's little chance of my dog being discovered in here,
miss Brooks. Mister Stone rarely comes into my lab.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The same goes for mister Conklin.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh well, then maybe my cat can hide out here
for the day. Your cat, y'all have her out of
the bag. I certainly wouldn't want miss Conklin to find
out I'm a cat wrestler. How'd you come, Minerva? You
won't mind taking care of her for me, will you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Miss Boynton, I'm not at all.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Come here, baby, alrighty?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh you mean her.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
I'm crazy about cats, Miss Brooks. Why the minute I
see one, I can't resist nestling it in my arms
and stroking its little head.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
Yeaw.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And missus Davis ordered the seat cushion sent to my
class today, Miss Boyant, I'll bring it over so that
Minerva can stretch out in comfort.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh that'll be dandy. I saw missus Davis at the movies.
Speaker 10 (10:59):
Last night, and he told me about her brother Victor's farmhouse,
and that she's buying him a cow.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I just love cows, don't.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You, madly?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I love all animals, mister v You.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Know, sometimes I got to thinking about my childhood days
on dad's farm, Miss brook I miss those days a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I hope Victor asks me out to his farm someday.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We can both go out someday, some night, I mean
some night when Victor isn't home, we can stroll in
the meadow hand in hand with the moonlight pouring down.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
That sounds pretty thrills, all right, you think, victory young.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
We can both.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You wave the left side.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
And I'll take the right side, and I'll be homogenized
before you. Oh great, speaking of milk has evidently whipped
up Minerva's appetite.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Steady Minerva.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
With the conquer Eddie.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I hope you'll forget this inclusion, Boydon.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
I just dropped into Hello, little pussy cat, I say,
I just dropped in to make certain there are no
dogs in here. Not that I suspect you, Boyden, but
I just thought i'd take a look around. Well, I
don't see any dogs on the premises, no dogs at all.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Sorry to stop you. I'll just run along now, and.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Hell, little pussy cat, I have it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Let's all fight your raid. I mean, there's still a
few minutes before first class, or just the kid that.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Will do out with it. Now, to whom does this
cat belong?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Cat? Podcat, Oh, the pussy cat. It's quite a pussy cat,
isn't it. Silkie is the girl cat, no doubt, mister Boynton.
And I hadn't noticed her.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh that's right, she must have strayed into her nonsense,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
I'm beginning to understand those phantom meows.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I heard in my office.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Now, then, what are you doing to the cat's collar,
mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm removing it. Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
It'll be an easy matter to determine the person who
owns her by simply checking the number on this license tag.
That person, needless to say, is a dead ducks by Boyton.
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Meow now, Miss Brooks, meow now, I don't quite understand that, Miss.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Brooks, that's a farewell expression.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The kids used meow, that's merely the cry of a cat.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So it is well. Quack quack, mister Boyton, quack quack,
that's the cry of a dead duck.
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Speaker 3 (15:12):
Having heard nothing from mister Conklin during my morning classes,
I presumed that he had not as yet traced the
number on Minerva's license tag. As I left my classroom
for lunch, however, the figure of a sentry armed with
a BB rifle loomed up before me.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Hope, step forward and be recognized.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's me, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Oh step back and be unrecognized.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Hye aye, sir. And so, having been honorably discharged, I
hiked down to the school cafeteria.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
And ordered chow.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It was then that Walter Denton beckoned me to his table.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
The over here, Miss Brooks, wilt thou not visit me?
The plant decide me feels thy gentle view And every
plate of grass ice from thy deep earth. It's quickening moisture, drew,
I ordered meat balls?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
What have you got.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
The same?
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I guess you didn't care for that bit of poetry
I quoted. I'm s br you guess, Ride Walter, Well,
how do you like this one? You'd never have left
the cat from the bag if you knew mister cochlan
would grab her.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Tag you already this psyche stort a sneak? How do
you find out I'm loved to creak?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Very provocative question, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
You will recall that shortly before first class this morning,
our beloved principle invaded mister Boynton's lab and trapped you
dead to rights with your furry friend.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
With two furry friends, mister Boynton lost his razor y.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Well.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
At that time, I happen to be standing in the
hall just outside the lab, and presently I heard excitement
latent voices wafted through the transom. And now that was
a moment of great decision for me, Miss Brooks. I
could have either hewed the path of dishonor by remaining
in the hall and eavesdropping, or I could have taken
the glorious avenue of decency by closing my ears and
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leaving the scene.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I took the dirty.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Road out.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
For shame. But you still don't know all the details, Walder, Oh, contrareer,
miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I was about to say that.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Some minutes later, I confronted mister Boynton with the juicy
morsels I had overheard, informed him that I should like
to be acquainted with all the facts, and requested that.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He sing, and he sang.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Fco Pinza would.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Have envied him. So this is no laughing matter, Walter.
When mister Conklin traces Minerva's license tag, i'd have.
Speaker 11 (17:50):
Time to trace this this morning, miss Brooks, and it's
too late.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Now here is a little gift as a token.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Of my esteem, Walter. It's the tag. How did you
get it?
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Like I said, Miss Brooks, I'm pretty perfidious at times.
When mister Cocklin left his office for a few moments,
I sneaked him, made off with the tag, and ever
since then.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
He's been flipping his lid wondering what happened to it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But that's feeling. That's a dreadful thing to do, Walter.
And thanks a million.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
You know you're entirely welcome. The only one thing worries
Mimus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Since mister Conklin can't establish ownership, he'll.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Probably confiscate your capt and send her to the pound.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh no, we can't let that happen to Minerva. Somehow
we've got the springer. I have an idea, Walter. You've
got to sneak her out of the biology lab through
the window and then take her to missus Davis's brother's farmhouse.
It's only a fifteen minute drive from here, so you
can report back to me in my classroom before the
end of lunch period A check.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
I know a shortcut to the farm house, Miss Brooks.
I help Victor move some furniture in the day before yesterday.
Oh oh, before I go, I'd better stop.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
At the steam table and get Minerva some milk.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
That won't be necessary. If my nerv wants milk, why
get it now? She'll get it at the farm direct
from the cow.
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Speaker 3 (20:25):
Well after Walter promised to sneak Minerva out of school
the Victor's farm, the only problem remaining was what to
do about mister Boynheme's dog in my classroom. Shortly afternoon,
I told mister Boynton what Walter had done well.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I doubted he'll get back here before the end of
lunch period in this Brooks, it's almost one o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Now, excuse me, mister Boyne. I want to see a
little peak into the hallway. Hmm, no century, mister Conklin
apparently ducked out for a bike. Now's your chance to
get rid of your dog.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Oh, I've already taken care of that. I simply lord
Geraldine out the window until to go home. She'll be
lying on the doorstep waiting for me after.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
School, Miss Brooks. You see, she's been framed. No matter
where she is, she knows how to get to my
apartment house.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So do I. But what good does it do?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Hi, folks, I got your cat to the farm, Okamis Brooks.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Nice work, Walder. Did you turn her over to missus Davis?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Not exactly.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
She was out shopping when I got there, But I
left the nervoer with her brother Victor as soon as
he got through with a delivery man.
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Delivery man, Yeah, some guy was delivering a seat cushion.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
What that cushion was supposed to be delivered to my classroom?
Good old absent minded missus David Less Brooks.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yes, let's sign here. For what for this?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Oh no, wait a minute, mister, this is a cow.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You'll got good eyes, lady.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
We'll give you the bucket free.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gosh, a real cow. I haven't milked the cow in
fourteen years. Hand me that bucket, Walter.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Oh no, you don't. This is no time to improve
your handshake and listen, mister my landlady evidently got confused.
There's been a dreadful mistake. But you'll simply have to
take back this cow.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh I'm sorry, lady. That'll take a separate order.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And our company's jammed up.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
For the day.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Give him a call on it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Maybe we can take her tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
But you've got to be reasonable. You can't leave a
cow here overnight. This is a public school under the
supervision of the federal government.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Let's keep politics out of this.
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Be gone now, Songly, I just caught a glimpse of
mister Cochlin and his daughter Harriet coming up the school steps.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
What don't we do? It's a boy and cut that out.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Sorry, lost my head.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Look in the bucket, fine, Harris, I'll be right here
on sentry. Ducy, No, silly Cata Dodge is going to
get past me today.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Boy, you're gonna get a surprise from some silly cow.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Not if I can help it. Quick close the door.
Now listen carefully, Walter. I want you to stay here
with the towel and see that absolutely no one enters
this classroom. Then after school's over, when the sentry leaves,
we can escape through the cow.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, Ms Brooks, you can depend on me.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
What can I do to help Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Just hand me that vlieve the other.
Speaker 14 (23:23):
One, steady girl, Seddie, You're in good hands.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Ten after three, Walter, As soon as Miss Brooks gets back,
we can.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Who goes there?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
A friend?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I'm an arm Wait till I pull the chair away
from the door.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Hi, Miss Brooks, see anybody in the hall.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Just Harriet Conklin. She was on our way to a
dramatics club meeting. I saw mister Conklin getting into his car.
Allowed our chance to make the break. You men bring
up the rear. We girls will lead the way. I'm along, Bossy.
Now keep your eyes peeled, Walter, you too, mister Boyne.
If you see anything.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Smoke, push her in here all of the poor. But
time explain all.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right, Walter, Now would you mind explaining what we and
the strange cow are doing in mister Conklin's office.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Well, I just saw Harriet Conklin coming down the stairs. Huh,
But we're safe in here. She never comes into mister
Conklin's office when he isn't around.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Quick thinking, you've gone.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I forgot something in my office, Harriet, whoops, he's around.
What on earth is going on in there?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's the cow into the closet.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Hurry over.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She'll only stay quiet until mister Conson over my Hello,
mister Conson.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Missus brook Boynton Denton, what.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are you doing here? Well, sir, we were just.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Of Monaicro.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I demand to know what you are doing in my office?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
We were just.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Is the song best Overnight?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Not quite?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Missus Conson? Somehow I feel more coming on time in
the moon, simply because you're.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
All times like I've heard of six Caple the last time.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, sir, we've just dropped in to say goodbye on
our way home.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
I left here five minutes ago, but I forgot my hat.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'll get it out of.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
The closet and we can all go together.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
We want an awful.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Way to go. Oh, surely you don't need a hat?
On such a lovely day, sir, why not skip the closet.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
Aside, Miss Brooke, Yes, sir, to talk to me.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Please take it easy, Take it easy. I just want
to get my hat. Seems to be on the floor.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
I can just reach it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I've got it now.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Oh I I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No, no, I've got it.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
No, I can.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Pardon me again?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Please?
Speaker 13 (27:21):
Uh, will one of you kindly tell me that I
didn't see what I just saw in that closet.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
You've had a rough day on sentry duty, sir. Overworked
very often causes one's mind to play.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Tricks that are yeah, yes, of course the third.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
I'm convinced the whole thing was a mirage, notwithstanding the
indisputable fact that my hat here, as you can plainly.
Speaker 13 (27:48):
See, is half filled with cream. Just to reassure myself, however,
I'd like to take another look in the closet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
This time you will follow me, Miss.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Brook Oh it's rather late, mister Conklin. Let's do it
in the morning.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You follow me now, Miss Brooks, And I do mean now.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yes, sir, O, and you do mean cow.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Ar, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Darling BoJack Rob Miss directed.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
By Laurie Burns.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Listen by Joe Crillon and nol Lewis to the music
of much Luster. Mister Conclin was played by Gail Gordon.
Others is nice cast with Jane Morgan, Dick Crenna, Bob Rockwell,
Laura McMillan, Joseph Kerns, Joel Samuels and Billy Gould. They
should have been with us next week for another comedy
episode of r Miss Brooks.
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