September 10, 2025 • 29 mins
A sitcom following the life of a witty high school English teacher and her students, balancing educational chaos with clever humor. It’s beloved for its sharp writing and charm.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm all exult your beautyfulpe and bluster cream shampoo for soft, glamorous,
caressible hair. Bring you are, Miss Brooks, darring Eve Arden.
They say that everybody talks about the.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Weather, but nobody does anything about it. Well, our miss Brooks,
who teaches English at Madison High Summer School, tried to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Disprove this theory last week.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, I made up my mind to at least stop
talking about the weather. But last Wednesday morning, while I
was having breakfast with missus Davis, my landlady, I found
that I'd been harboring a utopian dream.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Phew, hot enough for you, Connie, Yes, thanks plenty. I
read in the paper where it's been hot all over
the country during the past few days. This valley has
been well over one hundred and twenty degrees all week long.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm glad you told me. I'll wear something light if
I go there. Time to think of a dear old
Madison High will be pretty much like death Valley. Today
wouldn't be so bad if our beloved principle, our good Conklin,
wasn't nosing around.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You're being over pessimistic, Connie. I'm sure that on a
day like today, mister Conklin will just sit in his
office fanning himself.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That would be nice. Sure, that's probably just what he'll do.
And who knows, he may even stand himself with something
real heavy.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And she's fast and rest.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'll stop dreaming, you, silly girl. I guess mister Conklin
will be with me always. Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Sister Angela has a wonderful recipe for keeping cool. You've
heard me mention Angela, haven't you, Connie.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Many times, Missus Davis, But not lately?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
How is she pretty well toward dear? But she's so
absent minded?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, I know, But what's the recipe, Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Messipe, yes, but keeping cool?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
You said your sister had a good one nice?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes Angela?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh, her poor thing. She's so absent minded. But she
has a wonderful recipe for keeping cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
All right? I do believe it's good?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Rail out, stack the dishes now and wash them later.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Please, Missus Davis. The recipe for keeping cool? What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Hers Angela fills a cub with ice cube. Then she
puts in four gallons of apple cider, six lemons, three
oranges and a half bottle of Maraschino cherries.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And how many of these do you have to drink
before you don't mind the heat anymore?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Oh, Angela doesn't drink.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It, she sits in.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It serves me for asking, non, I might as well
go all the way Now, why the Maraschino cherries?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I asked the same question Tommie, and Angela said she
doesn't know, but she tried it without some and somehow
it just wasn't the same.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I see, well, so much for the world of sports.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh that must be Walter Denny. He's giving me a
list of school this morning. Come in, Walter. I left
the latshaw for him.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Good morning, missus Brekmaster Walter Lawny Waldesy. She I didn't
mean to get you right in the middle of your breakfast.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I know you meant to get here right before we started.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Sit down, Walder.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Would you like to buy the breakfast?
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Walday?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Oh I don't want you to plush.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'll just nibble it. What's on the table, christmasus Davis
put your hands behind.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Your back.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
If youse excuse me now I have some laundry.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
How came missus Davis who looks like today's going to
be another scorture, Miss Brooks. Gosh, I didn't fall sleep
last night until this morning.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Throw tear up, Walter.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We'll be in class soon. You've never had any trouble
falling asleep.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
There I will today.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
This heat is absolutely ah. There you go teasing me again. No, honestly,
miss Brooks, I tossed and turned for hours last night, Stephen.
After three cold showers, my pajama still stuck to me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's what I like, a loyal pair of pajamas. If
you were that lake for Walder, why didn't you catch
up on some of your required readings? Well? I tried to,
but that just made it worse.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Far whether you read Dante's.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Infernal Yeah, but the reason I came over so early
this morning, miss Brooks, was to suggest something that'll make
your classroom seem much.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Cooler during the dog days that lie ahead. What do
you want to do, Walder? Put a Saint Bernard on
my desk?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
No, ma'am, I'm not a Saint Bernard, just evasive pussy willows.
If you'll give me permission to leave during class, I'll
go got to Phillips Farm and get a nice bunch
of them for.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You, Phillips parm. Isn't that where Phillip's palm is located? Yes, ma'am,
better known as the old swimming hole.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Say, come to think of it, there is an old
swimming hole out there.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You forgot all about it. I'm sure. I'm also sure
that you're only wearing that bathing suit under your shirt
in case the pussy willow goes the search and rips
your clothes off. Now, Walter, you will have to be
a little more inventive if you want to cut school today.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Well, I wasn't thinking of cutting school, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So not alone, that is, you want me to go
with you? I want us all to go.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You see, Harriet Conklin and I figured you wouldn't tumble
for the pussy willow routine. So we got another ace
in the hole.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Ready, you want to hear it deal.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Principle of Madison Harriet's old man. Mister Conklin can suspend
school for the day if he considers the heat excess.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But Walter, you know what a rugged individual mister Conklin
likes to think he is. He won't admit the heat
successive until the rest of us, and nothing but little
pools floating around our shoes. Well, that's our ace, miss Books.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Harriet told me why your father is so heat resistant.
He keeps a little electric fans dashed in his desk's drawer,
and no matter how hot it is and the rest
of the school, he's reliably comfortable.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And what can anybody do about that? Well, plenty, now
that you're in this thing as deep as we are
a just a minute, Walter, I am not, as you say,
in as deep as you are, but I'm interested, so
keep shoveling.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Well, as you know, mister Conclor hates my gifts, mister
conclan isn't too crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
About me, Yes, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Hence it is logical to assume that if Kluck's prowling
about his office during school hours, nothing more might be
hurd of me but a small gurgling noise. As for Harry,
she can't leave her classroom either, qed, it's you or nobody.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You mean, in a word, sabotage.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I'm sure you've heard of the expression I'll fix his wagon. Yes, well,
we want you to break his fan.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh no, please, Walter, that's going too far. I realize
it's a terribly warm day, but The most I could
possibly do is talk to mister Coffin. That's it all
reason with him. I'll tell him how uncomfortable it is
in the classrooms, and then I'll point out how refreshing
a little holiday would be for all of us. Then
I'll bring up the renewed vigor with which we've returned
to our duties tomorrow. And then then I'll wait till
(07:39):
he isn't looking and break his fans. I'm glad we
got to school early, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It'll give you a chance to get into mister Conklin's
office before he gets here.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But Walter, how do you know he isn't here already?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Well, look, the door of his office is ajar if
he was here to be shut tight. Now go ahead,
miss Brooks, really old goats.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Fan, please, just because we disagree with some of mister
Conklin's policies, there's no reason to be disrespectful. Remember he's
still the principal of Madison High School. Sorry, miss Brooks,
not go on and then close the door behind you.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
I'll stand guard out here, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'd better work fast. The old goat will be in
any minute, mister Conklin.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I didn't know that you were here.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Good morning, sir. How do you feel? Oh, not so bad,
just came in to see the jural windows were open.
Pretty hot today, don't you think?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
No hotter than any other hot day?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh? I think it is, And that's what I wanted
to talk to you about, mister Conklin. May I sit
down for a moment?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
I suppose so, But please be brief, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Very well, mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
There you're practically in my left Do you have to
say so close to me?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yes, you meet a better class of weather over here.
You have the authority to suspend classes during excessively hot weather,
haven't you, mister Conflent?
Speaker 11 (09:12):
I believe so.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
But I have no intention of taking advantage of such authority.
I have long believed that weather is nothing but a
state of mind. I work as diligently during the summer
months as any of the students here, or any of
the faculty for that matter. The fact is we're all
in the same boat, I know, but some of us are.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Closer to the propeller than others.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Just what are you driving at, Miss Brooke?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, it looks like it's going to be another very
hot day, mister Conflon, and it's very difficult to teach
under those conditions, or to learn anything for that matter.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
I realize that fully. But after all, summer school lasts
only so long.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Are very considered of you, mister Conselin so long?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Yeah, sit down, Miss Brookes. I see no reason to
interrupt the regular routine of this institution. You don't hear
me complaining, and after all, I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Terably older than you are.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
You must admit that readily. Until I find the temperature unbearable,
then it will be business as usual at matters. I'll
go to your fast, Miss Brooks and forget about the weather.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right, missus conquine, But I've certainly got to hand
it to you. I think it's wonderful the way you
carry on in spite of the many discomforts that confront us.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
All I always started to do my duni, Miss Brooks,
surmounting each obstacle as I come to it, because I'm
always open to constructive suggestions.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I know you are, mister Conklin, and I have one
for you right now.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Really, what is it, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I suggest that you move your chair back a few
inches from the bottom drawer of your death. If you don't,
that fan is going to blow your socks up around
your neck.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
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Speaker 1 (11:03):
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Speaker 8 (11:10):
There's something thrillingly new in this wonderful beauty ladder of
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See if palm Olive in your daily taber shower doesn't
leave your shoulders, arms and backs, Yes, all of you
softer and smoother, completely lovelier all over, you'll thrill to
the tender whisper of perfume it leaves on your skins,
(11:33):
a whisper that says, come hither to romance.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And this new bath size Pamalave is so big, so thrifty,
economical to use because it laughs so long and gives
so much soft lovely lather so fast.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
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a new fragrance, new charm, new allure that can make
every woman a vision of delight in the new revealing
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Speaker 3 (12:03):
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Speaker 1 (12:05):
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Olive with its famous beauty ladder. Yes, bath Size Palmlive
for loveliness.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
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Speaker 3 (12:19):
Love at too.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In spite of the steadily mounting heat, I got my
first class underway and was about to embark on a
question period when I noticed the mild commotion toward the
back of the room. It centered around Stretched Snodgrass, Madison
star athlete, very definitely a three letterman. Scholastically he's a
three letter man too, after reciting A B and C.
(12:46):
He's very definitely dead. Anyway, I hurried down the aisle
to see what all the buzzing was about.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Step back, everybody, step back, give an air.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What's going on here?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Stretched miss Brooksian heat, he just sort of groaned and
slump down in your seat.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He's in a dead faint, a dead thing, a dead
thing right to hear from you. Stretch, let me open
your shirts collar or enormous Brooks bawn I don't know
why you button it on a daylight today. Anyhow, as
brookstill open, you should just be quiet there. Well, no
wonder you didn't want your shirt open? Embroidered undies and
(13:24):
what a lovely sentiment on your undershirt, Crystal Lake bath House.
Not returned by six pm another day will be charged
for charge for stretch. This is awful. What is Brooks
ending a bathing suit with a preposition?
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Now?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What is all this painting about? See can't take it,
miss Brooks. And he's too much for us.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
And he's a great athlete, Miss Brooks. Gosh on stretch
tapes in can the rest of us be far behind you?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Stay out of this, Walter. I don't want to appear
abrupt with you stretch if you are really distressed. But
that bathing suits under your militates against the legitimacy of
your faints. You must admit that.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Oh sure, I admit that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Good? What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We might as well own.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Up it was a plot, miss Brooks. We thought a stretched,
heeled over daddy would have to suspend Cristus for the day.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Harriet Conklin, I'm surprised at you tricking your own father.
Wonder if it would word. I'm afraid I'll have to
punish you rather severely, young lady. Gosh, miss Brooks, what
are you gonna do? I'm gonna make you march into
your father's office and tell him about Stretcher's painting.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
What do you mean you're willing to go along with
a gag?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
No sense in wasting Stretcher's bathing suit.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Couldn't mind talking to daddy. Wouldn't do any good, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
He caught me taking a bathing suit out of the
closet this morning. What bathing shoot? The little check job
that's peaking over her blouse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
A logical person to complain about Stretcher's condition is mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, mister Boynton, welcome backstretch. Hey, the bashful biologist my
carry some weight at that.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Sure, if he'd go and explain to mister Conklin biologically
how this heat is ruining one of our pupils, he'd
have to let us off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You might have something there, Walter, Yes, I think mister
Boynton's our man.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Want me to go on, getty, Miss brook I'll be
glad to go, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Me Thomas Brooks, No children, I'll make the sacrifice. Said,
mister Boynton, and bring him back here, Harriet, you and
Walter takes Stretch into the hall and start fanning him
with a handkerchief.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Okay, miss brook just walking down to the lab.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
She'd cool off a little.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Believe me, Walter going to see mister Boynton. There's no
way for me to cool off. I'm sorry I had
to call you out of your class, mister Boynton. But
it's really a small type emergency. Stretch Noddress has enacting
strangely all morning.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
What's the matter with stretches?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
He's sick, not really sick. I think he's just got
a touch of tightening of the bathing suit. Uh, he's
sort of weak in the head this morning, this morning,
she says. Oh, I'm sure it's just Oh, here we are.
I told Harriet and Walder to bring him out in
the hall. It's cooler.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Hello, kids. What's the matter of stretch? Old boy?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Old boy?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh, I feel punk, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
It's his heat.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
It makes me feel so so hard.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
It's a shame.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
It is a scorcher today, all right, Yeah, it's a lulu.
It seems a shame to keep kids indoors in this
kind of weather. Say, I've got an idea. Why doesn't
somebody ask mister Cuckling to suspend classes for today?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Wait, that's a swell idea, that superboy.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Well, what a great idea, boy?
Speaker 9 (16:39):
What do you think miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Boy?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
All right, I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh, go ahead, mister Boyton. Daddy's office doors wide open.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I can see it from here, which you're appreciate it.
Mister Boyton.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Well, how about you, Miss brook Do you want to
come along?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, mister Boarton, I'll stay out here to catch you.
Oh watch you. It may not take that long. Oh,
I hope we're doing the right thing. I'd hate to
get mister Boynton in any trouble. Oh, Daddy's extremely fond
of mister Boynton. This brook That's about the only thing
Daddy and I have in common. And mister Conklin won't
(17:12):
call for this story about stretch.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I know he want only my Miss Brooks. After all,
he'd gets the day off too. And it is pretty
uncomfortable in school today.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You forget Walder. Mister Conklin has whirling Tom in his
bottom drawer. Mister Boynton, you boil some water, Harriet, I'll
tear my skirt into bandages.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That didn't take very long to it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well he's still conscious anyway. What does he say, mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
He refused to suspend classes, Miss Brooks, but he did
give me permission to take stretch along with me.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Take stretch along.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
Where with you on a little field trip, mister Conklan.
Just okay for my science class. I thought it'd be
nice on it day like today to observe the flora
and fauna in their native habitat. So I'm taking my
bunch out to Phillips.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Farm, Stillip Farm.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Look what about all? Yeah, we're not in your science
class this morning.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Well, I'm sorry about that. Maybe some other times.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I've never had an idea backfire so fast in my life.
This is awful.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
I don't know why you're all so excited. What's so
special about Phillip's Farm? If you straglely bushes, some stragly
pussy willows and stragley old swimming hole. Hey, come to
think of it, there is a swimming hole on that property,
isn't there? No, let's see now where.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Is it located again?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's located midway between flora and fauna and approximately ten
paces to the right of the bathing suit that's hanging
over your shirt collar. We gotta work fast, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Harriet may not be able to keep her father out
of the office much longer.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
That was a good idea. She had to put those
bells on her bicycle and make believe she's a good
humor man.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah, he never couldn't resist the ice cream wagon. If
you'll just follow those bells long enough, we'll get it
so hot in here by the time he comes back
you'll just have to call it swift.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I've got all the windows nailed down. Now, let's fix
that tan I took it out of the door.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Here, let's stick this big pencil in the blade while
they're whirling around.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
All right, okay, what happens?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Anybody wants six little pencils? I better pull a plug
out there. Now, we just hide this in the closet.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Here, put it under all this chunk in the corner. Allie, Hey,
look at this, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Electric heater.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Well, what do you know? Just the thing to make
mister Conklin's office nice and cozy.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Hey, mister Boyton stretch, come on in.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here a minute.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
What are you doing in here?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Yes, what are you doing with that heater?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
We're gonna hide it in the closet so mister Conklin
doesn't see it while it gradually turns his office into
a Turkish bat.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Rights.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We'll split the towel, Concession, give my hand with it,
will you? Mister Boyton is pretty heavy. We'll put it
way back here behind these clothes and things.
Speaker 11 (20:09):
Sure, ms Flip, isn't this a pretty risky proposition supposing.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Mister Conin comes back.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You don't have to suppose he's coming on the corridor.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Now, quick stretch, get into the closet with mister Boytan and.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Miss Brooks from the closet.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Don'd you all give it in mister Conklin for you now?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Hurry?
Speaker 10 (20:24):
If ice cream wagon in my life, I Denton, What
are you doing by my closet?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes, just closing it, sir.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I didn't want you to be caught in the draft.
I mean I came in to ask you something about
Philip's farm. I've been waiting, and where have you been,
mister Conklin?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Me?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
I was just chasing away that confounded ice cream man
who tempting for the students.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh what kind of a looking fellow would you say
you was, mister Conklin, Oh.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Just a big stupid looking over the black mustache. But
you mentioned Phillips, Tom, Are you the student mister Boynton's
taking out there because of the heat me Philip's farm
fainting in class? Indeed, he didn't mention any names, but
I knew it was some weak knead, lily livid creature
like yourself.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Ten yes, sir, Oh, yes.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Sir, but I have the most really like liver in town.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Mister, I better go now before I topple over again.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
By all means, Denton, the quicker, the better, Thanks, I guess.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
In a case like this, it's every man for myself.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I should have known better than to chase ice cream
wagon with my blood pressure butt. I hang my coat
up and scurry back to my fad pitch dark in
this confounded closet.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
You.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I'll take your coat, mister con.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Boy can handle it carefully, please, it's a rather expensive gum.
I wouldn't want it, thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What for.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
What's going on in this closet?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Come on in. We're having a weenie rose.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Disguising your voice won't save you.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Come out into the light where I can see you.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
It's tolling me, mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Stretch no grass or close it all behind you. That
closet feels like a Turkish bath. Yes, sir, Now then
what were you doing in my closets? Not grass or
I thought you asked that question, mister Cockland.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Luckily I can give you a very good explanation.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
Oh you care well, what is your explanation?
Speaker 13 (22:53):
Come?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Come, boy, out with it.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
You'll have to give me more time, mister conflict. I'm
not very bright.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's the heat, mister Conklin. I was looking for the.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Gym and stumbled to the wrong door, and I better
escort you to the right door.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Come with me, boy, yes or I never seen anything
like it.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Won't day comes along.
Speaker 11 (23:12):
Hold, I'm suffocating in this closet. What do we do?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Don't worry about a thing, mister Boyton. Just turn over
every ten minutes and all base two.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
It's there's no time, celebrity, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
If only read mister pointed, you shouldn't complain. Releast you're
next to the door. I'm right next to a bringing heater.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Quiet, mister Conklan is coming back.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Oh my coach, but I hang it up in that
seconds fast. Now if I could just see where the
cross are.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
Oh here, let me get out of your way.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Mister Conklan, thanks pointing nice and neat.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
I was just on my way to Phillips far mister content.
If you'll excuse me, I'll run along.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
And go right ahead, boy and have a nice time.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Thank you, sir, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Well, now that mister Boynton has gone, I can relax.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Now that mister Boyn has gone. An you doing in
my clothes in the first place?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
There's something funny going on around here.
Speaker 13 (24:32):
I bet he got my coat and follow him.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Let's see. Oh here it is.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I'll hold it for you while you slip it on.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
No thanks, I can slip it on myself. I'll get
to the bottom of this thing if.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I can slip it on myself.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Live out here in miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Now, would you be good enough to tell me what's
drawing the crowds to my closet?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The malls.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
They're having an africade.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's just a childish prank, mister Conklin. The schoolrooms are
quite stuffy, so we thought we'd make it hot for you.
I mean, some of us thought classes should be suspended today.
And we hid your fan and close the window so
that you latch on quicker.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Well, I'm latched on thoroughly now, Miss brook You've explained
most of the day's madness admirably, But one more thing, Yes,
could you explain those rings of smoke curling from beneath
my closet door smoke?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh my, it's the heater. Your coat must have caught fire.
What I'll go get some water right away. Just make
yourself comfortable, mister Conklin, comfortable.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Where are you going for that water, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Phillip swimming hole? Where else the found this book.
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Speaker 2 (27:15):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, he huffed and he puffed, and he blew out
the fire in his closets. But I left the premises
before mister Conklin could huff and puff at me. I
didn't think it was fair for me to bear the
brunt of our beloved principal's wrath. And I was soon
declaring myself from the banks of Philip's swimming hole. It
isn't all of you running out on me that hurts it.
It's the fact that you knew all the time, every
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one of you, that you'd wind up out here today.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
See, I feel like a heel, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Help me up on the bank and I'll go back
and face.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Mister Conklin with you right now, all right, Walter.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
The most shameful part of the whole thing is the
fact that it was all premeditated. Grab my hand, Walter,
up you go now you're pulling miss Brookman with all
it clothes on. Don't worry about it, harrd. I've got
a bathing suit on underneath.
Speaker 13 (28:10):
Boots.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
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Speaker 9 (28:14):
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Speaker 2 (29:00):
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Speaker 13 (29:05):
Tune in Here'sday.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Evening over most of these same stations. Andy with us
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They say that everybody talks about the.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Weather, but nobody does anything about it. Well, our miss Brooks,
who teaches English at Madison High Summer School, tried to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Disprove this theory last week.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, I made up my mind to at least stop
talking about the weather. But last Wednesday morning, while I
was having breakfast with missus Davis, my landlady, I found
that I'd been harboring a utopian dream.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Phew, hot enough for you, Connie, Yes, thanks plenty. I
read in the paper where it's been hot all over
the country during the past few days. This valley has
been well over one hundred and twenty degrees all week long.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm glad you told me. I'll wear something light if
I go there. Time to think of a dear old
Madison High will be pretty much like death Valley. Today
wouldn't be so bad if our beloved principle, our good Conklin,
wasn't nosing around.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You're being over pessimistic, Connie. I'm sure that on a
day like today, mister Conklin will just sit in his
office fanning himself.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That would be nice. Sure, that's probably just what he'll do.
And who knows, he may even stand himself with something
real heavy.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And she's fast and rest.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'll stop dreaming, you, silly girl. I guess mister Conklin
will be with me always. Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Sister Angela has a wonderful recipe for keeping cool. You've
heard me mention Angela, haven't you, Connie.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Many times, Missus Davis, But not lately?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
How is she pretty well toward dear? But she's so
absent minded?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, I know, But what's the recipe, Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Messipe, yes, but keeping cool?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
You said your sister had a good one nice?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes Angela?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh, her poor thing. She's so absent minded. But she
has a wonderful recipe for keeping cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
All right? I do believe it's good?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Rail out, stack the dishes now and wash them later.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Please, Missus Davis. The recipe for keeping cool? What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Hers Angela fills a cub with ice cube. Then she
puts in four gallons of apple cider, six lemons, three
oranges and a half bottle of Maraschino cherries.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And how many of these do you have to drink
before you don't mind the heat anymore?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Oh, Angela doesn't drink.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It, she sits in.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It serves me for asking, non, I might as well
go all the way Now, why the Maraschino cherries?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I asked the same question Tommie, and Angela said she
doesn't know, but she tried it without some and somehow
it just wasn't the same.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I see, well, so much for the world of sports.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh that must be Walter Denny. He's giving me a
list of school this morning. Come in, Walter. I left
the latshaw for him.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Good morning, missus Brekmaster Walter Lawny Waldesy. She I didn't
mean to get you right in the middle of your breakfast.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I know you meant to get here right before we started.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Sit down, Walder.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Would you like to buy the breakfast?
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Walday?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Oh I don't want you to plush.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'll just nibble it. What's on the table, christmasus Davis
put your hands behind.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Your back.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
If youse excuse me now I have some laundry.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
How came missus Davis who looks like today's going to
be another scorture, Miss Brooks. Gosh, I didn't fall sleep
last night until this morning.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Throw tear up, Walter.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
We'll be in class soon. You've never had any trouble
falling asleep.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
There I will today.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
This heat is absolutely ah. There you go teasing me again. No, honestly,
miss Brooks, I tossed and turned for hours last night, Stephen.
After three cold showers, my pajama still stuck to me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's what I like, a loyal pair of pajamas. If
you were that lake for Walder, why didn't you catch
up on some of your required readings? Well? I tried to,
but that just made it worse.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Far whether you read Dante's.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Infernal Yeah, but the reason I came over so early
this morning, miss Brooks, was to suggest something that'll make
your classroom seem much.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Cooler during the dog days that lie ahead. What do
you want to do, Walder? Put a Saint Bernard on
my desk?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
No, ma'am, I'm not a Saint Bernard, just evasive pussy willows.
If you'll give me permission to leave during class, I'll
go got to Phillips Farm and get a nice bunch
of them for.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You, Phillips parm. Isn't that where Phillip's palm is located? Yes, ma'am,
better known as the old swimming hole.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Say, come to think of it, there is an old
swimming hole out there.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You forgot all about it. I'm sure. I'm also sure
that you're only wearing that bathing suit under your shirt
in case the pussy willow goes the search and rips
your clothes off. Now, Walter, you will have to be
a little more inventive if you want to cut school today.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Well, I wasn't thinking of cutting school, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So not alone, that is, you want me to go
with you? I want us all to go.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You see, Harriet Conklin and I figured you wouldn't tumble
for the pussy willow routine. So we got another ace
in the hole.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Ready, you want to hear it deal.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Principle of Madison Harriet's old man. Mister Conklin can suspend
school for the day if he considers the heat excess.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But Walter, you know what a rugged individual mister Conklin
likes to think he is. He won't admit the heat
successive until the rest of us, and nothing but little
pools floating around our shoes. Well, that's our ace, miss Books.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Harriet told me why your father is so heat resistant.
He keeps a little electric fans dashed in his desk's drawer,
and no matter how hot it is and the rest
of the school, he's reliably comfortable.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And what can anybody do about that? Well, plenty, now
that you're in this thing as deep as we are
a just a minute, Walter, I am not, as you say,
in as deep as you are, but I'm interested, so
keep shoveling.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Well, as you know, mister Conclor hates my gifts, mister
conclan isn't too crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
About me, Yes, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Hence it is logical to assume that if Kluck's prowling
about his office during school hours, nothing more might be
hurd of me but a small gurgling noise. As for Harry,
she can't leave her classroom either, qed, it's you or nobody.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You mean, in a word, sabotage.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I'm sure you've heard of the expression I'll fix his wagon. Yes, well,
we want you to break his fan.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh no, please, Walter, that's going too far. I realize
it's a terribly warm day, but The most I could
possibly do is talk to mister Coffin. That's it all
reason with him. I'll tell him how uncomfortable it is
in the classrooms, and then I'll point out how refreshing
a little holiday would be for all of us. Then
I'll bring up the renewed vigor with which we've returned
to our duties tomorrow. And then then I'll wait till
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he isn't looking and break his fans. I'm glad we
got to school early, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It'll give you a chance to get into mister Conklin's
office before he gets here.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But Walter, how do you know he isn't here already?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Well, look, the door of his office is ajar if
he was here to be shut tight. Now go ahead,
miss Brooks, really old goats.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Fan, please, just because we disagree with some of mister
Conklin's policies, there's no reason to be disrespectful. Remember he's
still the principal of Madison High School. Sorry, miss Brooks,
not go on and then close the door behind you.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
I'll stand guard out here, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'd better work fast. The old goat will be in
any minute, mister Conklin.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I didn't know that you were here.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Good morning, sir. How do you feel? Oh, not so bad,
just came in to see the jural windows were open.
Pretty hot today, don't you think?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
No hotter than any other hot day?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh? I think it is, And that's what I wanted
to talk to you about, mister Conklin. May I sit
down for a moment?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
I suppose so, But please be brief, Miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Very well, mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
There you're practically in my left Do you have to
say so close to me?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yes, you meet a better class of weather over here.
You have the authority to suspend classes during excessively hot weather,
haven't you, mister Conflent?
Speaker 11 (09:12):
I believe so.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
But I have no intention of taking advantage of such authority.
I have long believed that weather is nothing but a
state of mind. I work as diligently during the summer
months as any of the students here, or any of
the faculty for that matter. The fact is we're all
in the same boat, I know, but some of us are.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Closer to the propeller than others.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Just what are you driving at, Miss Brooke?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, it looks like it's going to be another very
hot day, mister Conflon, and it's very difficult to teach
under those conditions, or to learn anything for that matter.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
I realize that fully. But after all, summer school lasts
only so long.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Are very considered of you, mister Conselin so long?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Yeah, sit down, Miss Brookes. I see no reason to
interrupt the regular routine of this institution. You don't hear
me complaining, and after all, I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Terably older than you are.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
You must admit that readily. Until I find the temperature unbearable,
then it will be business as usual at matters. I'll
go to your fast, Miss Brooks and forget about the weather.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right, missus conquine, But I've certainly got to hand
it to you. I think it's wonderful the way you
carry on in spite of the many discomforts that confront us.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
All I always started to do my duni, Miss Brooks,
surmounting each obstacle as I come to it, because I'm
always open to constructive suggestions.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I know you are, mister Conklin, and I have one
for you right now.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Really, what is it, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I suggest that you move your chair back a few
inches from the bottom drawer of your death. If you don't,
that fan is going to blow your socks up around
your neck.
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Speaker 11 (12:25):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In spite of the steadily mounting heat, I got my
first class underway and was about to embark on a
question period when I noticed the mild commotion toward the
back of the room. It centered around Stretched Snodgrass, Madison
star athlete, very definitely a three letterman. Scholastically he's a
three letter man too, after reciting A B and C.
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He's very definitely dead. Anyway, I hurried down the aisle
to see what all the buzzing was about.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Step back, everybody, step back, give an air.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What's going on here?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Stretched miss Brooksian heat, he just sort of groaned and
slump down in your seat.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He's in a dead faint, a dead thing, a dead
thing right to hear from you. Stretch, let me open
your shirts collar or enormous Brooks bawn I don't know
why you button it on a daylight today. Anyhow, as
brookstill open, you should just be quiet there. Well, no
wonder you didn't want your shirt open? Embroidered undies and
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what a lovely sentiment on your undershirt, Crystal Lake bath House.
Not returned by six pm another day will be charged
for charge for stretch. This is awful. What is Brooks
ending a bathing suit with a preposition?
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Now?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What is all this painting about? See can't take it,
miss Brooks. And he's too much for us.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
And he's a great athlete, Miss Brooks. Gosh on stretch
tapes in can the rest of us be far behind you?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Stay out of this, Walter. I don't want to appear
abrupt with you stretch if you are really distressed. But
that bathing suits under your militates against the legitimacy of
your faints. You must admit that.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Oh sure, I admit that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Good? What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We might as well own.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Up it was a plot, miss Brooks. We thought a stretched,
heeled over daddy would have to suspend Cristus for the day.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Harriet Conklin, I'm surprised at you tricking your own father.
Wonder if it would word. I'm afraid I'll have to
punish you rather severely, young lady. Gosh, miss Brooks, what
are you gonna do? I'm gonna make you march into
your father's office and tell him about Stretcher's painting.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
What do you mean you're willing to go along with
a gag?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
No sense in wasting Stretcher's bathing suit.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Couldn't mind talking to daddy. Wouldn't do any good, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
He caught me taking a bathing suit out of the
closet this morning. What bathing shoot? The little check job
that's peaking over her blouse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
A logical person to complain about Stretcher's condition is mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, mister Boynton, welcome backstretch. Hey, the bashful biologist my
carry some weight at that.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Sure, if he'd go and explain to mister Conklin biologically
how this heat is ruining one of our pupils, he'd
have to let us off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You might have something there, Walter, Yes, I think mister
Boynton's our man.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Want me to go on, getty, Miss brook I'll be
glad to go, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Me Thomas Brooks, No children, I'll make the sacrifice. Said,
mister Boynton, and bring him back here, Harriet, you and
Walter takes Stretch into the hall and start fanning him
with a handkerchief.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Okay, miss brook just walking down to the lab.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
She'd cool off a little.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Believe me, Walter going to see mister Boynton. There's no
way for me to cool off. I'm sorry I had
to call you out of your class, mister Boynton. But
it's really a small type emergency. Stretch Noddress has enacting
strangely all morning.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
What's the matter with stretches?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
He's sick, not really sick. I think he's just got
a touch of tightening of the bathing suit. Uh, he's
sort of weak in the head this morning, this morning,
she says. Oh, I'm sure it's just Oh, here we are.
I told Harriet and Walder to bring him out in
the hall. It's cooler.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Hello, kids. What's the matter of stretch? Old boy?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Old boy?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh, I feel punk, mister Boyton.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
It's his heat.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
It makes me feel so so hard.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
It's a shame.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
It is a scorcher today, all right, Yeah, it's a lulu.
It seems a shame to keep kids indoors in this
kind of weather. Say, I've got an idea. Why doesn't
somebody ask mister Cuckling to suspend classes for today?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Wait, that's a swell idea, that superboy.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Well, what a great idea, boy?
Speaker 9 (16:39):
What do you think miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Boy?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
All right, I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh, go ahead, mister Boyton. Daddy's office doors wide open.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I can see it from here, which you're appreciate it.
Mister Boyton.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Well, how about you, Miss brook Do you want to
come along?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
No, mister Boarton, I'll stay out here to catch you.
Oh watch you. It may not take that long. Oh,
I hope we're doing the right thing. I'd hate to
get mister Boynton in any trouble. Oh, Daddy's extremely fond
of mister Boynton. This brook That's about the only thing
Daddy and I have in common. And mister Conklin won't
(17:12):
call for this story about stretch.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I know he want only my Miss Brooks. After all,
he'd gets the day off too. And it is pretty
uncomfortable in school today.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You forget Walder. Mister Conklin has whirling Tom in his
bottom drawer. Mister Boynton, you boil some water, Harriet, I'll
tear my skirt into bandages.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That didn't take very long to it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well he's still conscious anyway. What does he say, mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
He refused to suspend classes, Miss Brooks, but he did
give me permission to take stretch along with me.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Take stretch along.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
Where with you on a little field trip, mister Conklan.
Just okay for my science class. I thought it'd be
nice on it day like today to observe the flora
and fauna in their native habitat. So I'm taking my
bunch out to Phillips.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Farm, Stillip Farm.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Look what about all? Yeah, we're not in your science
class this morning.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Well, I'm sorry about that. Maybe some other times.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I've never had an idea backfire so fast in my life.
This is awful.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
I don't know why you're all so excited. What's so
special about Phillip's Farm? If you straglely bushes, some stragly
pussy willows and stragley old swimming hole. Hey, come to
think of it, there is a swimming hole on that property,
isn't there? No, let's see now where.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Is it located again?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's located midway between flora and fauna and approximately ten
paces to the right of the bathing suit that's hanging
over your shirt collar. We gotta work fast, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Harriet may not be able to keep her father out
of the office much longer.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
That was a good idea. She had to put those
bells on her bicycle and make believe she's a good
humor man.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah, he never couldn't resist the ice cream wagon. If
you'll just follow those bells long enough, we'll get it
so hot in here by the time he comes back
you'll just have to call it swift.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I've got all the windows nailed down. Now, let's fix
that tan I took it out of the door.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Here, let's stick this big pencil in the blade while
they're whirling around.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
All right, okay, what happens?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Anybody wants six little pencils? I better pull a plug
out there. Now, we just hide this in the closet.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Here, put it under all this chunk in the corner. Allie, Hey,
look at this, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Electric heater.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Well, what do you know? Just the thing to make
mister Conklin's office nice and cozy.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Hey, mister Boyton stretch, come on in.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here a minute.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
What are you doing in here?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Yes, what are you doing with that heater?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
We're gonna hide it in the closet so mister Conklin
doesn't see it while it gradually turns his office into
a Turkish bat.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Rights.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We'll split the towel, Concession, give my hand with it,
will you? Mister Boyton is pretty heavy. We'll put it
way back here behind these clothes and things.
Speaker 11 (20:09):
Sure, ms Flip, isn't this a pretty risky proposition supposing.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Mister Conin comes back.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You don't have to suppose he's coming on the corridor.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Now, quick stretch, get into the closet with mister Boytan and.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Miss Brooks from the closet.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Don'd you all give it in mister Conklin for you now?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Hurry?
Speaker 10 (20:24):
If ice cream wagon in my life, I Denton, What
are you doing by my closet?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes, just closing it, sir.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I didn't want you to be caught in the draft.
I mean I came in to ask you something about
Philip's farm. I've been waiting, and where have you been,
mister Conklin?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Me?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
I was just chasing away that confounded ice cream man
who tempting for the students.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh what kind of a looking fellow would you say
you was, mister Conklin, Oh.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Just a big stupid looking over the black mustache. But
you mentioned Phillips, Tom, Are you the student mister Boynton's
taking out there because of the heat me Philip's farm
fainting in class? Indeed, he didn't mention any names, but
I knew it was some weak knead, lily livid creature
like yourself.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Ten yes, sir, Oh, yes.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Sir, but I have the most really like liver in town.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Mister, I better go now before I topple over again.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
By all means, Denton, the quicker, the better, Thanks, I guess.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
In a case like this, it's every man for myself.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I should have known better than to chase ice cream
wagon with my blood pressure butt. I hang my coat
up and scurry back to my fad pitch dark in
this confounded closet.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
You.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I'll take your coat, mister con.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Boy can handle it carefully, please, it's a rather expensive gum.
I wouldn't want it, thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What for.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
What's going on in this closet?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Come on in. We're having a weenie rose.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Disguising your voice won't save you.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Come out into the light where I can see you.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
It's tolling me, mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Stretch no grass or close it all behind you. That
closet feels like a Turkish bath. Yes, sir, Now then
what were you doing in my closets? Not grass or
I thought you asked that question, mister Cockland.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Luckily I can give you a very good explanation.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
Oh you care well, what is your explanation?
Speaker 13 (22:53):
Come?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Come, boy, out with it.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
You'll have to give me more time, mister conflict. I'm
not very bright.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's the heat, mister Conklin. I was looking for the.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Gym and stumbled to the wrong door, and I better
escort you to the right door.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Come with me, boy, yes or I never seen anything
like it.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Won't day comes along.
Speaker 11 (23:12):
Hold, I'm suffocating in this closet. What do we do?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Don't worry about a thing, mister Boyton. Just turn over
every ten minutes and all base two.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
It's there's no time, celebrity, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
If only read mister pointed, you shouldn't complain. Releast you're
next to the door. I'm right next to a bringing heater.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Quiet, mister Conklan is coming back.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Oh my coach, but I hang it up in that
seconds fast. Now if I could just see where the
cross are.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
Oh here, let me get out of your way.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Mister Conklan, thanks pointing nice and neat.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
I was just on my way to Phillips far mister content.
If you'll excuse me, I'll run along.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
And go right ahead, boy and have a nice time.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Thank you, sir, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Well, now that mister Boynton has gone, I can relax.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Now that mister Boyn has gone. An you doing in
my clothes in the first place?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
There's something funny going on around here.
Speaker 13 (24:32):
I bet he got my coat and follow him.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Let's see. Oh here it is.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I'll hold it for you while you slip it on.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
No thanks, I can slip it on myself. I'll get
to the bottom of this thing if.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I can slip it on myself.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Live out here in miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Now, would you be good enough to tell me what's
drawing the crowds to my closet?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The malls.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
They're having an africade.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's just a childish prank, mister Conklin. The schoolrooms are
quite stuffy, so we thought we'd make it hot for you.
I mean, some of us thought classes should be suspended today.
And we hid your fan and close the window so
that you latch on quicker.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Well, I'm latched on thoroughly now, Miss brook You've explained
most of the day's madness admirably, But one more thing, Yes,
could you explain those rings of smoke curling from beneath
my closet door smoke?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh my, it's the heater. Your coat must have caught fire.
What I'll go get some water right away. Just make
yourself comfortable, mister Conklin, comfortable.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Where are you going for that water, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Phillip swimming hole? Where else the found this book.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
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Speaker 2 (27:15):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, he huffed and he puffed, and he blew out
the fire in his closets. But I left the premises
before mister Conklin could huff and puff at me. I
didn't think it was fair for me to bear the
brunt of our beloved principal's wrath. And I was soon
declaring myself from the banks of Philip's swimming hole. It
isn't all of you running out on me that hurts it.
It's the fact that you knew all the time, every
(27:40):
one of you, that you'd wind up out here today.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
See, I feel like a heel, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Help me up on the bank and I'll go back
and face.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Mister Conklin with you right now, all right, Walter.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
The most shameful part of the whole thing is the
fact that it was all premeditated. Grab my hand, Walter,
up you go now you're pulling miss Brookman with all
it clothes on. Don't worry about it, harrd. I've got
a bathing suit on underneath.
Speaker 13 (28:10):
Boots.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What you buy whymatic shop your beauty hope?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
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Speaker 9 (28:14):
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Speaker 1 (28:15):
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Speaker 2 (29:00):
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Speaker 13 (29:05):
Tune in Here'sday.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
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again next week at the same time, or another comedy
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