August 22, 2025 • 23 mins
A sitcom following the life of a witty high school English teacher and her students, balancing educational chaos with clever humor. It’s beloved for its sharp writing and charm.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Now it's Armis Brooks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sorry, Eve Harden's.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Armis Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, has
been going with Philip Ryton for quite some time, now
six years to be exact. But only once or twice
during that period did you have to worry about the
eternal triangle?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
And that's not unusual when your boyfriend is the eternal square.
Until I must admit I did see green about two
weeks ago when mister Boyntan began dating a young society
beauty named Lucy Fairchild. I got angry. We had an argument,
and I finally asked mister Boynton to choose between us.
Didn't he want a beautiful young society girl with a
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million dollars or a steadily employed English teacher with a
guaranteed pension in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oddly enough, he chose me, and to make my hand
up in this.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Complete our beloved principle, mister Conklin invited the two of
us to spend this past weekend with him and Missus
Conklin at their cabin on Crystal Lake. Friday morning, my
landlady was in my room with me, helping me pack
when she suddenly began to get sentimental, Connie, do you
realize this is the first time we've been separated in
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almost a year.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, I am going to miss you, Dear. Promise me
you'll write every.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Day with missus Davis. I'm only going to be gone
two days. Why i'd be home before the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First letter reached you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Now, I'm nice Henry could both sit down and read
it together.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Better? Still, why don't I write the letter now and
let you read it to me while I'm packing? I
know just what I say in it. I tell you
what a wonderful time I'm having with mister Bardon.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I hope it comes true. Dear, It's just too bad
Osgood will be around to pester you too.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
You're not kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Ever since mister Complin saved mister Stone by pulling him
out of that open elevator shaft, he's been playing the
hero role to the hilt. To spend the weekend with
mister Boynton. I could even bear mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Connie.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I know it's a testy subject, but well, has mister
Boyton really given.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Up that society girl?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Absolutely, mister Boytan is through with the crape Suzette's crowd.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think he realizes now that we donut dounkers were
made for each other. Still, I wonder, wonder what, Missus Davis.
Well's probably guess my imagination. But this whole thing reminds
me of a book I read. Huh, You and mister
Boyton going up, grow Lonely, Carvin in the Woods. It's
because the regular season opens, nobody around. He's torn between
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you and that society girl.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He takes you out in a shaky.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Rowboat, Connie.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's an American tragedy all over again.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
An American tragedy.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh, missus Davis, if you certainly have an imagination, what
an utterly fantastic thought.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh of course.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It is, Dear, of course it is. It's an utterly
fantastic idea.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Look, Missus Davis, for your information.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mister Boynan has never even read an American tragedy. Now,
let us just forget the whole thing. Oh, that's Walter
to drive me to school. Come in, Walter, the door
is open. Missus Davis. Please not a word to Walter
about what we've been discussing, or I'll never hear the
end of it. Money, I'll give you my word. My
lips are sealed. And you know when I give anyone
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my word, I could be drowning enough.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Oh pardon me, dear, Oh good morning Walter, and the
good morning to the two first ladies of my acquaintance.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Hey, it looks like you're practically all set for the weekends, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yes, Walter, a mad blast weekend away from classrooms, books
and American born students who refuse to learn the English language. Yeah,
but you'll still have old Marblehead.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You'll have mister Klin with you.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Harriet says that living with him these days is like
living with a combination of John Wayne and fearless Fosdick.
Did you see the poemy wrote call keep your Head?
It covers the entire school bulletin board thirty two.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Stanzas didureat Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's all about courage. I read it lather and for
the first.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Time I was glad I was a coward.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But mister Conklin or no, mister Conklin, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Looking forward to a wonderful weekend. Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
You and mister Boyton alay together in a lonely cabin
in the woods before the regular season opens. Nobody near,
no society girl around, just the two of yacht in
the lake alone in mister Conklin's shaky rowboat. It's an
American tragedy all over again.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
An American tragedy, im Rogan both is the most fancaustic
I ever heard in.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
The last thirty seconds. But actually it's a perfectly ridiculous idea.
I wasn't for a minute implying that's such a thought
what ever? Under mister Boyton's said, well, I'm glad of that,
and I'll just forget the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Why has he been reading that book for the past
three weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's been reading an American tragible.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But commy, what difference does it make.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
There's probably no connection between the two.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh not, no connection between the two, none at all.
It's none, whatsoever, absolutely no connection. Now, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is absurd, Walter.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The whole idea of going up to the cabin was
mister Conklin's, not mister Boynton's idea. And I don't expect
to go out on the lake up there anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm sure there's no comparison between the two situations.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm sorry if I made you nervous, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Nervous me Urse don't be silly, Walter Conning. I don't
want to rush you, but don't you think you should
be on your way to school? Right, missus Davis, I'm
already come on, Walter, let's get into your boat and
row to school. Oh, good morning, Harry a high miss book.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Why so depressed this morning?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There, I just left Daddy's office. If you were just entering,
you'd have an even better reason.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Oh, Honestly, since Daddy rescued mister Stone a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Ago, there's simply no living with him.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Mother says she's heard so many stanzas of his poem keep.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Your Head, she's losing hers.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Gosh, I certainly don't end to you.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Being up at Crystal Lake with Daddy over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Well, with mister Barden along to keep me company, I'm
certain I'll manage.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Of course, it should be great for the two of
you her way together in our lonely cabin in the
woods before the regular season opened, nobody around for Miles
that society girl forgotten. Just the two of you are
on the lake alone in Daddy's wobbly rowboat. And I
won't have you implying this is another America and tragedy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So the books. I wasn't implying you weren't, of course not.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
There's certainly no reason to be suspicious of a land
just because he suggested to Day that he opened his
pardon and invite you along.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Mister Biden asked your father to open.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
His cabin and invite me along.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It was mister Bidon's idea.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yes, but that's certainly nothing to be upset about.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Upsets who's upset? Why should I be upset? Besides, mister
Biden has never said anything about going out in any boat.
He's never mentioned that, never one, So why should I
be upset?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Good morning, Broke. What did I do to deserve.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Such a charming greedy I step into my office please,
I want to have a word with you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, sir, I'll see you later. Harry findest books.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You needn't sit down, since this won't take a minute.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
The books.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I presume you've seen my poem on the bulletin board.
I boasted it yesterday just before lunch. You couldn't miss
it joint at the cafeteria.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Did you read it?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, sir, and it saved me lunch money. So I
read it, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
The first two stanzas I consider the most important woo.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who keep your head by our good conference.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
When others about you show panic and fear, just keep your.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Head and never lose cheer.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
The world makes room for the heart that is brave,
so just keep your head right the crest of the waves,
woof books? Tell me, truthfully, have you ever heard anything
so inspirational?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Not since Casey is the bad?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Now on my.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Desk this morning was this piece of paper, and on
it is a dastarably satire, an ignorant buffoon of those
precious verses.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Go on and read it, miss brook.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
When others about you show panic and fear, just keep
your head like a good glass of beer. The world
makes room for the heart that is brave, so just
keep your head.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You'll have something to shave. Who could have done this
to me, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Who could have played this guest.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Lytric on our good content? Who, miss Brooks? Are you
listening to me? Oh you hear what I said?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh pardon me, missus Compton. I really don't know who
could have written it? Will you excuse me now, sir?
I'm not myself today. I feel a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh well, then this weekend with us up at the
lake will do you good. You'll have plenty of opportunity
to be alone with mister Boynton. You've always wanted that,
haven't you.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yes, but not quite this way. That is, it should
be nice, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It certainly should be for both of you. But something
he asked me yesterday, asked me in a puzzle.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Something he asked you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, yes, he asked me. Did I have a good
strong rowboat, a good strong robot?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He asked you that? But when did he ask you that?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Right after he asked me how.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Deep the middle of the lake was?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
How deep the middle of the lake was?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, looks like mister Boynton plans to drown you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What's the Madames Brookes, there's your sense of humor. I
was only joking. I'm certain such a delightful, hideous thought,
said Oh no, I'm certain it didn't, sir, absolutely satan.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Now, if you'll please.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Excuse me his books.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Where are you going down to the pool to learn
to swim on his books? Oh? Nothing at all, Nothing
at all, mister Biden. Well nice, something into you on
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dry land that is next week, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
By next week, Miss Brooks, what are you talking about?
You haven't forgotten our trip this weekend, have you?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh? No, I remember the weekend under Crystal Lake, on
Crystal Lake. But frankly, i've been seeing him staying home
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Put in the Brooks. You promised to go. I thought
we'd passed up our little difference. And I really have
been looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
You really have been looking forward to it?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yes, And I've been made some plans little on the
romantic side, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It doesn't matter with me. Both sides are romantic. How
could I have been so silly? And what are your plans,
mister Biden.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, tonight after dinner, just as the full moon comes
out in a perfect blue sky, we'll go out in
mister conferences Robot.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'll need just one big powerful or I'll show you
how to sit so.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
You don't rock the boat.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And even if you do fall into the lake, I
can swim.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
I said, why are you.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Looking at me that way? What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, I think I know what's bothering you. You're mystified
as to my.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Actual reason for this trip.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Now, isn't that it?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Now I've read chapter twenty three.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
My actual reason for going up to the lake is
to gather first hand information on the nocturnal habits of
the speckled throatd frog.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And not king.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm doing some highly confidential research work for a biological
paper I'm writing. I wasn't even going to tell you
until we got up there.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And that's the only other reason you wanted to go
out with me in a rowboat tonight?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
What did you think I wanted to go.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Out with you for?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
To repeat an American tragedy?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He loves a perfectly crazy idea. How could a thought
like that even enter my mind?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, I've got a class now this Brooks.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I'll pick you up at.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Your house at four o'clock sharp. I'll just hark my
horn and you come out.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I should be all packed by then.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But if I'm not right out tread water for a.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Wait for a few minutes. Will you as good? Ever
since we arrived at the cabin three hours ago.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You've been behaving ridiculously.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Now come out of that robots in quiet passion, Flower.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Believe me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Poindon has gone completely persess.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Everything he's done so far clearly indicates he plans to
marinate miss Brooks tonight as good.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Please stop hiding under that top palling. They're bound to
see you sooner or later. Believe me, pook the girl
your our good news. What he's doing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I collected that from Walter Denton, Harriet and Miss Brooks herself,
and there's no question about it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Boyson plans to end his.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Romantic obligations to Miss Brooks by bashing her over the
skull and using her as vast bay. But I am
going to save her, no say so.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I can you call me to thrown out of that
elevator shaff and became a hero. You've been simply impossible.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now please get out of that thoughts before they come
down here.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well enough for your our's good safety, My bets, he
knows how heroes are expected to act in emergencies, and
he shall not be found one thing.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The world makes room for the heart of his brave.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
So just keep your.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Head and you have something to say you you wrote
that satire for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I've plassed a Delilah.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
To my.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Coming out. Please get out of that boat.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Could very well be a hero.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
And when mister Boynton finds you hiding under that top holen,
I hope he hangs something beside a metal under your.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Eyes of the book with a third in a boat.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know, being a good driver is more than just
turning on the ignition and stepping on the gas.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You have to know where you're going, look where you're going,
and getting.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There depends on the brakes. And he checked your brake slightly. Well,
there was no doubt in mister Conklin's mind. Mister Boynton
was going to end his romantic idol with miss Brooks
by using her to fatten up the fishes so to
prevent another American tragedy. When the two took his robot
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on on Crystal Lake, he hid himself under the tarp pollen.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh gosh, isn't it nice and peaceful out here on
the lake?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Mister Vin, Oh, it sure is, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
I wonder if you'd mind that? Is well? Can I
hold your hand?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I doubt it. We're about eight feet apart.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You could sit closer. Why don't you sit on that
tarp pollen?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No? Thanks? I tried it before, and I felt like
I was sitting on a massive whale.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Probably the mating call of the speckle thrown at bullfrogs.
Would you like me to tell you about the love
life of the frog, Miss Books.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Right now I'm trying to develop one of my own.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I mean, some other time, mister Vins, Well, maybe I
could move a little closer to you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Stay where you are. I'll come to you very well.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Going to be careful. This boat's awfully shaky. Here, I'll
hold the awe up.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
High and give you all this. Boy, them.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Going all American fraganty in this boat. It's the conference
thenever you under the top column.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
See, I told you it sound like a mass of
whale blubber? What are you doing in this boat?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
What am I doing?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Ms?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Books?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Wherever human life is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In peril, there you will find our good consent.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
And best point.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And what are you doing out here on the lake
with Miss Books?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
On that are?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We're rowing around studying.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
The nocturnal habits of the speckled bullfrog?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Good boy, I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Knew if I put it to you that way, you
would confess you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Were going to bash your.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Head in, drown her, then swim to shore. And please,
did you rowing around studying the habits on the.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Special forefog walk under the car fall in again? This happen?
I know it's bad news for you, but Let's face it,
mister Biden was not trying to drown me, not.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Trying to drown you.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
But he can't do this to me.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I mean, I worked so hard to be a Well,
we'll just to play it safe, bundon. I'll take that hour.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
But sir, this is performed.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nothing will happen in this boat as long as ours good.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Conquent is here.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That's just the trouble.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But sir, very well, if you won't give it to me,
I'll have to risk it from you.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Release that ruck.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Oh good gosh, there goes only your for we'll never
find it in the dark our.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Own or yes, and Heaven knows where we are on
this lake. We've been drifting for an hour. We're covering
miles from.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Land by now, who are we going to get back.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Without an hour?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Frankly, I'm worried too. There's no one else on this.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Lake who knows how long will be out here? And
why are we all so nervous? True, this is a
period of crisis, but luckily you have ours good conquent aboard.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I shall be your castive.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
We're dead. So what mister Boynton said is right, sir.
It might be dazed before we're rescued.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
There's nothing to eat in the boat.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
With the little intenerity point and we'll.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Find something to eat.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Don't look at me, sir, I'm indigestible.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
But first I'll run this ship the way it should
be run.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Mister Boynton.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You will sit for and keep a sharp lookout.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
For smoke on the horizon. The Brooks you may sit aft.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And troll for small fish with a bobby pin tied
on a shoelace.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I will sit here and steer the boat manually using.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That good old north stars.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
My guys, But sir, that's the moon you're pointing.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
At, and I thought it seemed rather odd shaprous. Let's
try to get an organized show. Clear thinking is the
ticket lacking in awe? We shall need to improvise a
sale immediately. I'll need some large white gardment. Miss Brooks, you.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Won't get a stitch for me.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Bot.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I suggest we use your shirt as.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A tail checking the motion, and let's throw in his
undershirt too, sir. His shake ought to do nicely, Sir,
can't we wait until.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Morning for all this?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
You'll obey orders pointing while I am tapping.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Off their ship.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We can dispense with your levity, miss Brooks. And now
before anything else has a course of hoop and insfuasion.
That is all by heads and prayfully in tone the
first verse of my poem, keep your head?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Why os good gods?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Let me try to swim the shore.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
For help, sir, Miss Brooks, you can't swim, and there's
no time like.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
The present to learn.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Am I imagining things?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or is this boat thinking? Thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Holy curl, you're right there a league eli way wherever
aware great while it's coming in noisily about thinking I
can't swim. I don't think this book can last five
minutes the way the water is coming in.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Maybe much.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Let will keep your head, boys, and don't get panaghan,
don't get paggy.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
You you.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Holy ignore you are sure?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What about me?
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I can't swim either, And you know the tradition of
the sea the captain goes down with his ship shipboard.
Let my hair, boys, and don't just sit there.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You've a hear head, boy, clear, he brab my arm.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
What time you are?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Thank your joy? He don't help me?
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Help me, said he, sir. Let's not lose our head.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just think of your palms. Sir, when others about you
show pannick and see I'll stop that idiotic bold of that.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Help me, boys, I have a wife and family. Miss
Books has no white nothing. Mother could heaven?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I see the mother of my.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Child must be flashing.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Before my eyes?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
As god? How are you garbling about?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Hold? Does that really you? How did you get out?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Here?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Are you quitting water?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Make ad eye three?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sea deep? Here? So I put on your hip boots
and waited out.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
To see deep?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
How are you let the women and children go first?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Missus Conklins? Just where are we now?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Oh? The cabinet just around the bin?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Mister Gordon, Now will you kindly explained just why my
big hero suddenly went to pieces Winter?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Pieces are Mahata was a fantastic idea why I was
a little upset, But it was more for the safety
of mister Boyd and Miss Brooks than myself.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
My first concern was.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
For their safety.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Isn't that so?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Miss Brookes?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Well? What do you say? His Books? And the next
time you run with the conflent's there be.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Sure you throw in a life preserver.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
At foot?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Ut is my after all?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Berg?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
A little German with the music of loud Gluskin that
the content was played by Gail Gordon
Now it's Armis Brooks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sorry, Eve Harden's.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Armis Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, has
been going with Philip Ryton for quite some time, now
six years to be exact. But only once or twice
during that period did you have to worry about the
eternal triangle?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
And that's not unusual when your boyfriend is the eternal square.
Until I must admit I did see green about two
weeks ago when mister Boyntan began dating a young society
beauty named Lucy Fairchild. I got angry. We had an argument,
and I finally asked mister Boynton to choose between us.
Didn't he want a beautiful young society girl with a
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million dollars or a steadily employed English teacher with a
guaranteed pension in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oddly enough, he chose me, and to make my hand
up in this.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Complete our beloved principle, mister Conklin invited the two of
us to spend this past weekend with him and Missus
Conklin at their cabin on Crystal Lake. Friday morning, my
landlady was in my room with me, helping me pack
when she suddenly began to get sentimental, Connie, do you
realize this is the first time we've been separated in
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almost a year.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, I am going to miss you, Dear. Promise me
you'll write every.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Day with missus Davis. I'm only going to be gone
two days. Why i'd be home before the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First letter reached you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Now, I'm nice Henry could both sit down and read
it together.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Better? Still, why don't I write the letter now and
let you read it to me while I'm packing? I
know just what I say in it. I tell you
what a wonderful time I'm having with mister Bardon.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I hope it comes true. Dear, It's just too bad
Osgood will be around to pester you too.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
You're not kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Ever since mister Complin saved mister Stone by pulling him
out of that open elevator shaft, he's been playing the
hero role to the hilt. To spend the weekend with
mister Boynton. I could even bear mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Connie.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I know it's a testy subject, but well, has mister
Boyton really given.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Up that society girl?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Absolutely, mister Boytan is through with the crape Suzette's crowd.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think he realizes now that we donut dounkers were
made for each other. Still, I wonder, wonder what, Missus Davis.
Well's probably guess my imagination. But this whole thing reminds
me of a book I read. Huh, You and mister
Boyton going up, grow Lonely, Carvin in the Woods. It's
because the regular season opens, nobody around. He's torn between
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you and that society girl.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He takes you out in a shaky.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Rowboat, Connie.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's an American tragedy all over again.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
An American tragedy.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh, missus Davis, if you certainly have an imagination, what
an utterly fantastic thought.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh of course.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It is, Dear, of course it is. It's an utterly
fantastic idea.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Look, Missus Davis, for your information.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mister Boynan has never even read an American tragedy. Now,
let us just forget the whole thing. Oh, that's Walter
to drive me to school. Come in, Walter, the door
is open. Missus Davis. Please not a word to Walter
about what we've been discussing, or I'll never hear the
end of it. Money, I'll give you my word. My
lips are sealed. And you know when I give anyone
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my word, I could be drowning enough.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Oh pardon me, dear, Oh good morning Walter, and the
good morning to the two first ladies of my acquaintance.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Hey, it looks like you're practically all set for the weekends, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yes, Walter, a mad blast weekend away from classrooms, books
and American born students who refuse to learn the English language. Yeah,
but you'll still have old Marblehead.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You'll have mister Klin with you.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Harriet says that living with him these days is like
living with a combination of John Wayne and fearless Fosdick.
Did you see the poemy wrote call keep your Head?
It covers the entire school bulletin board thirty two.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Stanzas didureat Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's all about courage. I read it lather and for
the first.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Time I was glad I was a coward.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But mister Conklin or no, mister Conklin, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Looking forward to a wonderful weekend. Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
You and mister Boyton alay together in a lonely cabin
in the woods before the regular season opens. Nobody near,
no society girl around, just the two of yacht in
the lake alone in mister Conklin's shaky rowboat. It's an
American tragedy all over again.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
An American tragedy, im Rogan both is the most fancaustic
I ever heard in.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
The last thirty seconds. But actually it's a perfectly ridiculous idea.
I wasn't for a minute implying that's such a thought
what ever? Under mister Boyton's said, well, I'm glad of that,
and I'll just forget the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Why has he been reading that book for the past
three weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's been reading an American tragible.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But commy, what difference does it make.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
There's probably no connection between the two.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh not, no connection between the two, none at all.
It's none, whatsoever, absolutely no connection. Now, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is absurd, Walter.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The whole idea of going up to the cabin was
mister Conklin's, not mister Boynton's idea. And I don't expect
to go out on the lake up there anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm sure there's no comparison between the two situations.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm sorry if I made you nervous, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Nervous me Urse don't be silly, Walter Conning. I don't
want to rush you, but don't you think you should
be on your way to school? Right, missus Davis, I'm
already come on, Walter, let's get into your boat and
row to school. Oh, good morning, Harry a high miss book.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Why so depressed this morning?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There, I just left Daddy's office. If you were just entering,
you'd have an even better reason.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Oh, Honestly, since Daddy rescued mister Stone a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Ago, there's simply no living with him.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Mother says she's heard so many stanzas of his poem keep.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Your Head, she's losing hers.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Gosh, I certainly don't end to you.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Being up at Crystal Lake with Daddy over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Well, with mister Barden along to keep me company, I'm
certain I'll manage.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Of course, it should be great for the two of
you her way together in our lonely cabin in the
woods before the regular season opened, nobody around for Miles
that society girl forgotten. Just the two of you are
on the lake alone in Daddy's wobbly rowboat. And I
won't have you implying this is another America and tragedy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So the books. I wasn't implying you weren't, of course not.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
There's certainly no reason to be suspicious of a land
just because he suggested to Day that he opened his
pardon and invite you along.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Mister Biden asked your father to open.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
His cabin and invite me along.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It was mister Bidon's idea.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yes, but that's certainly nothing to be upset about.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Upsets who's upset? Why should I be upset? Besides, mister
Biden has never said anything about going out in any boat.
He's never mentioned that, never one, So why should I
be upset?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Good morning, Broke. What did I do to deserve.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Such a charming greedy I step into my office please,
I want to have a word with you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, sir, I'll see you later. Harry findest books.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You needn't sit down, since this won't take a minute.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
The books.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I presume you've seen my poem on the bulletin board.
I boasted it yesterday just before lunch. You couldn't miss
it joint at the cafeteria.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Did you read it?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, sir, and it saved me lunch money. So I
read it, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
The first two stanzas I consider the most important woo.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who keep your head by our good conference.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
When others about you show panic and fear, just keep your.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Head and never lose cheer.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
The world makes room for the heart that is brave,
so just keep your head right the crest of the waves,
woof books? Tell me, truthfully, have you ever heard anything
so inspirational?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Not since Casey is the bad?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Now on my.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Desk this morning was this piece of paper, and on
it is a dastarably satire, an ignorant buffoon of those
precious verses.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Go on and read it, miss brook.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
When others about you show panic and fear, just keep
your head like a good glass of beer. The world
makes room for the heart that is brave, so just
keep your head.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You'll have something to shave. Who could have done this
to me, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Who could have played this guest.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Lytric on our good content? Who, miss Brooks? Are you
listening to me? Oh you hear what I said?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh pardon me, missus Compton. I really don't know who
could have written it? Will you excuse me now, sir?
I'm not myself today. I feel a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh well, then this weekend with us up at the
lake will do you good. You'll have plenty of opportunity
to be alone with mister Boynton. You've always wanted that,
haven't you.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yes, but not quite this way. That is, it should
be nice, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It certainly should be for both of you. But something
he asked me yesterday, asked me in a puzzle.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Something he asked you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, yes, he asked me. Did I have a good
strong rowboat, a good strong robot?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He asked you that? But when did he ask you that?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Right after he asked me how.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Deep the middle of the lake was?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
How deep the middle of the lake was?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, looks like mister Boynton plans to drown you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What's the Madames Brookes, there's your sense of humor. I
was only joking. I'm certain such a delightful, hideous thought,
said Oh no, I'm certain it didn't, sir, absolutely satan.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Now, if you'll please.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Excuse me his books.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Where are you going down to the pool to learn
to swim on his books? Oh? Nothing at all, Nothing
at all, mister Biden. Well nice, something into you on
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dry land that is next week, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
By next week, Miss Brooks, what are you talking about?
You haven't forgotten our trip this weekend, have you?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh? No, I remember the weekend under Crystal Lake, on
Crystal Lake. But frankly, i've been seeing him staying home
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Put in the Brooks. You promised to go. I thought
we'd passed up our little difference. And I really have
been looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
You really have been looking forward to it?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yes, And I've been made some plans little on the
romantic side, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It doesn't matter with me. Both sides are romantic. How
could I have been so silly? And what are your plans,
mister Biden.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, tonight after dinner, just as the full moon comes
out in a perfect blue sky, we'll go out in
mister conferences Robot.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'll need just one big powerful or I'll show you
how to sit so.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
You don't rock the boat.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And even if you do fall into the lake, I
can swim.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
I said, why are you.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Looking at me that way? What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, I think I know what's bothering you. You're mystified
as to my.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Actual reason for this trip.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Now, isn't that it?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Now I've read chapter twenty three.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
My actual reason for going up to the lake is
to gather first hand information on the nocturnal habits of
the speckled throatd frog.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And not king.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm doing some highly confidential research work for a biological
paper I'm writing. I wasn't even going to tell you
until we got up there.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And that's the only other reason you wanted to go
out with me in a rowboat tonight?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
What did you think I wanted to go.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Out with you for?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
To repeat an American tragedy?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He loves a perfectly crazy idea. How could a thought
like that even enter my mind?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, I've got a class now this Brooks.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I'll pick you up at.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Your house at four o'clock sharp. I'll just hark my
horn and you come out.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I should be all packed by then.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But if I'm not right out tread water for a.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Wait for a few minutes. Will you as good? Ever
since we arrived at the cabin three hours ago.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You've been behaving ridiculously.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Now come out of that robots in quiet passion, Flower.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Believe me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Poindon has gone completely persess.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Everything he's done so far clearly indicates he plans to
marinate miss Brooks tonight as good.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Please stop hiding under that top palling. They're bound to
see you sooner or later. Believe me, pook the girl
your our good news. What he's doing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I collected that from Walter Denton, Harriet and Miss Brooks herself,
and there's no question about it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Boyson plans to end his.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Romantic obligations to Miss Brooks by bashing her over the
skull and using her as vast bay. But I am
going to save her, no say so.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I can you call me to thrown out of that
elevator shaff and became a hero. You've been simply impossible.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now please get out of that thoughts before they come
down here.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well enough for your our's good safety, My bets, he
knows how heroes are expected to act in emergencies, and
he shall not be found one thing.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The world makes room for the heart of his brave.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
So just keep your.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Head and you have something to say you you wrote
that satire for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I've plassed a Delilah.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
To my.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Coming out. Please get out of that boat.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Could very well be a hero.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
And when mister Boynton finds you hiding under that top holen,
I hope he hangs something beside a metal under your.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Eyes of the book with a third in a boat.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know, being a good driver is more than just
turning on the ignition and stepping on the gas.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You have to know where you're going, look where you're going,
and getting.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There depends on the brakes. And he checked your brake slightly. Well,
there was no doubt in mister Conklin's mind. Mister Boynton
was going to end his romantic idol with miss Brooks
by using her to fatten up the fishes so to
prevent another American tragedy. When the two took his robot
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on on Crystal Lake, he hid himself under the tarp pollen.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh gosh, isn't it nice and peaceful out here on
the lake?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Mister Vin, Oh, it sure is, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
I wonder if you'd mind that? Is well? Can I
hold your hand?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I doubt it. We're about eight feet apart.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You could sit closer. Why don't you sit on that
tarp pollen?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No? Thanks? I tried it before, and I felt like
I was sitting on a massive whale.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Probably the mating call of the speckle thrown at bullfrogs.
Would you like me to tell you about the love
life of the frog, Miss Books.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Right now I'm trying to develop one of my own.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I mean, some other time, mister Vins, Well, maybe I
could move a little closer to you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Stay where you are. I'll come to you very well.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Going to be careful. This boat's awfully shaky. Here, I'll
hold the awe up.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
High and give you all this. Boy, them.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Going all American fraganty in this boat. It's the conference
thenever you under the top column.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
See, I told you it sound like a mass of
whale blubber? What are you doing in this boat?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
What am I doing?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Ms?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Books?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Wherever human life is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In peril, there you will find our good consent.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
And best point.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And what are you doing out here on the lake
with Miss Books?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
On that are?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We're rowing around studying.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
The nocturnal habits of the speckled bullfrog?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Good boy, I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Knew if I put it to you that way, you
would confess you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Were going to bash your.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Head in, drown her, then swim to shore. And please,
did you rowing around studying the habits on the.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Special forefog walk under the car fall in again? This happen?
I know it's bad news for you, but Let's face it,
mister Biden was not trying to drown me, not.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Trying to drown you.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
But he can't do this to me.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I mean, I worked so hard to be a Well,
we'll just to play it safe, bundon. I'll take that hour.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
But sir, this is performed.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nothing will happen in this boat as long as ours good.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Conquent is here.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
That's just the trouble.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But sir, very well, if you won't give it to me,
I'll have to risk it from you.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Release that ruck.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Oh good gosh, there goes only your for we'll never
find it in the dark our.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Own or yes, and Heaven knows where we are on
this lake. We've been drifting for an hour. We're covering
miles from.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Land by now, who are we going to get back.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Without an hour?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Frankly, I'm worried too. There's no one else on this.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Lake who knows how long will be out here? And
why are we all so nervous? True, this is a
period of crisis, but luckily you have ours good conquent aboard.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I shall be your castive.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
We're dead. So what mister Boynton said is right, sir.
It might be dazed before we're rescued.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
There's nothing to eat in the boat.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
With the little intenerity point and we'll.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Find something to eat.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Don't look at me, sir, I'm indigestible.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
But first I'll run this ship the way it should
be run.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Mister Boynton.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You will sit for and keep a sharp lookout.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
For smoke on the horizon. The Brooks you may sit aft.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And troll for small fish with a bobby pin tied
on a shoelace.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I will sit here and steer the boat manually using.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That good old north stars.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
My guys, But sir, that's the moon you're pointing.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
At, and I thought it seemed rather odd shaprous. Let's
try to get an organized show. Clear thinking is the
ticket lacking in awe? We shall need to improvise a
sale immediately. I'll need some large white gardment. Miss Brooks, you.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Won't get a stitch for me.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Bot.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I suggest we use your shirt as.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A tail checking the motion, and let's throw in his
undershirt too, sir. His shake ought to do nicely, Sir,
can't we wait until.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Morning for all this?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
You'll obey orders pointing while I am tapping.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Off their ship.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We can dispense with your levity, miss Brooks. And now
before anything else has a course of hoop and insfuasion.
That is all by heads and prayfully in tone the
first verse of my poem, keep your head?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Why os good gods?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Let me try to swim the shore.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
For help, sir, Miss Brooks, you can't swim, and there's
no time like.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
The present to learn.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Am I imagining things?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or is this boat thinking? Thinking?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Holy curl, you're right there a league eli way wherever
aware great while it's coming in noisily about thinking I
can't swim. I don't think this book can last five
minutes the way the water is coming in.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Maybe much.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Let will keep your head, boys, and don't get panaghan,
don't get paggy.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
You you.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Holy ignore you are sure?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What about me?
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I can't swim either, And you know the tradition of
the sea the captain goes down with his ship shipboard.
Let my hair, boys, and don't just sit there.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You've a hear head, boy, clear, he brab my arm.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
What time you are?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Thank your joy? He don't help me?
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Help me, said he, sir. Let's not lose our head.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just think of your palms. Sir, when others about you
show pannick and see I'll stop that idiotic bold of that.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Help me, boys, I have a wife and family. Miss
Books has no white nothing. Mother could heaven?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I see the mother of my.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Child must be flashing.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Before my eyes?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
As god? How are you garbling about?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Hold? Does that really you? How did you get out?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Here?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Are you quitting water?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Make ad eye three?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sea deep? Here? So I put on your hip boots
and waited out.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
To see deep?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
How are you let the women and children go first?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Missus Conklins? Just where are we now?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Oh? The cabinet just around the bin?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Mister Gordon, Now will you kindly explained just why my
big hero suddenly went to pieces Winter?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Pieces are Mahata was a fantastic idea why I was
a little upset, But it was more for the safety
of mister Boyd and Miss Brooks than myself.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
My first concern was.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
For their safety.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Isn't that so?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Miss Brookes?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Well? What do you say? His Books? And the next
time you run with the conflent's there be.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Sure you throw in a life preserver.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
At foot?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Ut is my after all?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Berg?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
A little German with the music of loud Gluskin that
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