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January 31, 2025 • 105 mins
Tonight, we will discuss crossroads. From a place of conjuring to deals with the devil, we will discuss the various types of crossroads, the deals you can make, or the spells you can cast. Legends, spirits, hoodoo - there is a lot to be explored at the crossroads.

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Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hey, everybody, welcome to our paranormal world. Texas busy watching
things on his phone. Breezy's here with me, and we're
happy you're here too, aren't we.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Breezy of course, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Did you have a good week?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
It's kind of mundane, nothing special, nothing, you know, nothing bad,
nothing good. But so but midnight tonight is Jim's birthday.
Oh yeah, so I've been getting earfulls of that all Wait,

(01:48):
you know it's my birthday, right, No, Friday's my birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
You better know.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm like, yeah, for the seventh time today, you reminded me.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So she just used to you remember it's her birthday.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, she used to be really bad. Like when I
first met her, she thought she literally.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Considered the entire month her birthday, like it's my birthday,
Today's my birthday, And I'm like, no, you have thirty
more days.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't think I was ever that super excited to
for it to be mark except I think when I
turned eighteen and when I turned twenty one. Those were
the two birthdays that I was like, smoking and drink.
All the rest of them are like nah, and the
older I get, I'm like, what's up?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Mine was always just an excuse to party.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Are you watching those trailers?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
So our topic tonight are crossroads in all the Witchcraft
and didn't mean demons and devils and deals that you
can make on the crossroads. And I got the idea
to do this because I watched two trailers. There's two
trailers out now for a movie that's coming out in

(03:14):
April called Sinners, And if you haven't watched the trailer
for this yet, both of them you got to watch
both of them. They're both great, but I like this
second trailer a little better. You need to check out
the trailers, and then when this movie opens on April eighteenth,
you need to run on down and check it out

(03:34):
because I know that Breezy and Tex and I are
going to be talking about it at some point because
this looks like a hell of a movie. And you
just think Dusk Till Dawn meets Oh Brother Art Thou
because it definitely takes place in the twenties, it definitely
takes place in the Deep South, and it's got vampires,
it's got crossroad demons, it's got it all. So go

(03:57):
on and check it out. Yeah, I don't think you'll
be disappointed checking those.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, it definitely looks interesting. Yeah, but I agree that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
So even though the first one is full length, time wise,
it's kind of a teaser because I was still like,
I was kind of lost. I was thinking, like a
Robert Johnson type of a flick. I didn't know what
the you know, I didn't. It didn't give me the hint.
But then by the second one, I was like, oh,

(04:28):
I know what we're dealing with, you know, because it
has there there's like two instances in it where, yeah,
it shows what they're dealing with.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, so the.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
First trailer, they come knocking on the door and it's
clearly their vampires because they're asking to be invited in.
But then as the trailer dresses, you see something disappear
in a like in a like a whirlwind of fire,
and I thought, oh, well, that's a demon, So so
what's up there?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I was like, yeah, well I didn't catch that part
in the first one. I was like, where am I wife? Like?
And then he's and what really threw me off?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Not to spoil a trailer, I guess if he can,
but there's a lot of daytime action right like when
he's he's freaking you know, So that threw me, you know,
threw me off as far as what Jojo, as far
as the.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
The monster aspect to it, I was like, what's he
freaking letting off that? You know?

Speaker 6 (05:34):
You know, who am I doing here? Okay? You know
who ought to be in this conversation to Eddie Eddie and.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
For cross Road Demons? Yes, okay, did they did they
study that or.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Related? Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Really?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
See now his families come out and to like dispel
all of that and say that, yeah, that's like.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
His great grandfather or something of his grandfather or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, Robert, that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yeah, then weren't they They were on that documentary as
a more recent documentary, say within the last four years,
because like, when it comes down to Robert Johnson, like,
I've been on that since I was a kid. Yeah,
when I saw the movie Crossroads with freaking Ralph Machia.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Is that about him?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, kind of about Ralph.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Machio is a huge fan of Robert Johnson. Wants to
solve the mystery synapses or half synapses. And in one
of the Robert Johnson's songs, he talks about his friend
Willie Brown in the in the Crossroads, So he goes
and he thinks that he found Willie Brown. He's in
a nursing home and he wants to take him to

(07:04):
sneak him out and take him to go solve the mystery.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
And uh, yeah, well then that's your homework, Monka.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I'm probably gonna take it now.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I like.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
I like the.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
It was right after he was off the Karate Kid
and then ray Don Jong was in it, and I
had a freaking huge pressure on a long time. Yeah,
I was head over hills.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I think a lot of people were.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
She's very beautiful, no doubt about that.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, I don't know where she at. She got it
from her mother, damn Sure wasn't from a daddy.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Sure wasn't from daddy. Just enough, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
The wedge is correct, Steve I plays the champion on that.
It does excellent, excellent guitar in that whole movie.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Really like double went down to Georgia kind of thing
but with guitar.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
All right, Yeah, cut and heads that's what they call it.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
So we'll talk about crossroads, but I mean a lot obviously,
you know, the deals with the devil or the deals
with the demons is what a lot of people know.
But the crossroads are for more than just that. There's
a lot of who do which I know probably the
most about, like in relation to to like things that

(08:31):
can be done at the crossroads. But crossroads, I mean
in a lot of cultures, like dating way back, was
pretty significant, right because they used to hold executions at
the crossroads. It used to bury criminals and suicides and
excommunicated at the crossroads because they thought, you know, your

(08:53):
spirit's going to rise, and you'd get confused by the
multiple roads. You wouldn't know where to go right, you know,
and it was probably pretty convenient if they were, you know,
holding executions at the crossroads, just a yeah, put them
right there, and you know, and it's not.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
In the middle of what the middle of the town square,
right at the crossroads of town square.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well they were Yeah, a lot of times they were
outside of town though. They would do it outside of
the village because they didn't want that yeahs on the borders.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm thinking more Western, you know, seventeen hundreds, eighteen hundreds,
I got you.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, it used to be pretty common practice in Great Britain,
I mean, like dating back to like Anglo Saxons, and
they actually abolished it, they kind of I don't know
if outlawing it is really what you'd call it, but
they abolished the practice in like eighteen sixty something. I
got it written to eighteen twenty three, so that's pretty
recent to me, Like considering that's pretty recent. So you

(09:59):
can think about my three times great grandparents were probably
you know, if they were in England or Britain, they
probably were not unaccustomed to seeing that kind of thing,
which is cool. And then.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
I just that the whole crossroads thing when it comes to.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
And I.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Know when when you talk about crossroads, you know, everybody thinks, okay,
just crossroads. But to me, there's a deeper meaning there
because I don't necessarily think that it's actually talking about crossroads.
And sometimes you know what I'm saying, I think it's

(10:51):
talking about more of a crossroads in your life.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Well yeah, well, I mean you have to put that
into context for me, But I mean I see what
you're saying, like you're at a junction where you need
to make a decision, different roads that you can take, which.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
For sure all of us.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
But as far as like deals in spell casting and
just do in general, you know, stuff that's an actual crossroad,
and there's like so many I think a lot of
people just think of like the four way cross road.
They think of that as a typical crossroad, but there
are uh a lot of different crossroads and they all

(11:37):
have different meanings. So the four way cross right, that
everybody thinks of, so in spell work and in who
do that four way crossroad is like a general kind
of thing. It's like an all purpose crossroad. You can
do a lot of stuff there, and it's important to
note that like the center of the crossroad is where
all the power is, and that's where you would do

(12:00):
whatever it is you're doing. And in spell work you
can cast like the leftovers, like when you're burning a
candle or you're doing whatever, you're gonna have stuff leftover,
and a lot of people don't know what to do
with that if they're you know, if they don't have
any guidance, if they're just stepping into it. The center
of the crossroads is where you would get rid of
that stuff. Yeah, and then there is the there's the

(12:26):
T crossroad right the tea. How am I doing this
T crossroad? That's the mail crossroad. So that's the one
that you would do if you are like doing like
anything male related, like if you are trying to get
a dude to fall in love with you. You get
some dirt from the center of that crossroad, do a

(12:48):
little bit of spell work with that, and then you've
got the Y crossroad. Right, So this is a little different.
So there's two types of Y crossroads. Just the standard
why right, two three sticks coming together, and that is
the damned one, and that's where you would go to

(13:11):
make your deals with the devil or the demons. That's
where you go and who do work. If you're trying
to talk to Papa Legba, you're trying to get messages
across to the other side, that's where you would go
for things like that. And then there is the divine one,
which probably like draw it's like a y where the

(13:31):
center is worn out, so it looks kind of like
a looks kind of like roundabout. So if is cleared
in a manner to where the center is more circular,
that would be considered a divine crossroad. And that's where
you would go to ask for help and like more

(13:52):
positive things, because you know, you can ask for help
with a lot of things that aren't negative.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
You don't have to summon demons and not everything's about
demons and devils the crossroads either, So there's a lot,
there's a lot that you can do if you're into
that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
At the crossroads, did you guys do I mean, Breezy,
you knew I was gonna talk about this text didn't
So he's kind of just getting thrown into it. Did
you anything with the crossroads?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
The what? Now?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Did you look into anything regarding the crossroads?

Speaker 5 (14:32):
You mean, like, well, see, no, I thought you were
actually going for the the Robert Johnson crossroads.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
So I was like, I got this in the bag
about because well, because it goes all the way.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Back to you know, like the Faustian bargain, right and right,
I forgot the name of the violinist dude.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
So I was just thinking that we were it was
going to like the music direction of it, which.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Is which is like what Texas saying, So like the
when whenever, whenever you say crossroads to me, what identifies
in mind, nugget is the musician side of things. And
but it's it's really about riches and't fame and popularity,

(15:22):
right and and so.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
You make the deal, you become famous.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
And what what I don't necessarily believe is the whole
soul thing, Like you sell your soul to the devil,
then you can play a guitar or whatever.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
You become famous. But it's like kind of like what
Texa was saying, it's it's a it's a crossroads in life.
So if you are giving or.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Given all your all the money you want, the riches,
the fame, the women, the whole nine yards, it.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Allows you to make more poorer and poorer moral decision.
Sure you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I think if you're going to like sell your
soul or potentially sell your soul, that you're already at
that like that that inter crossroad, right, that that moral crossroads.
Because I was actually having this conversation at lunch today
with a friend of mine. You didn't know anything about
any of this, and I just happen to mention that

(16:22):
I was doing that on the show tonight and I
was explaining, you know, the crossroads to him and specifically
the deals that are made, and he said, what what
is worth potentially damning yourself for eternity? Because if you're
acknowledging that there are deals that you can make with
demons and devils, and you're acknowledging that hell is real,

(16:44):
which means on the flip side, heaven is reel. Everything's real.
So if you are killed or the hell hounds get
you before your contract is up and you're taken down
a hell and you are turned into a demon, was
that ten years or whatever your contract time was for
worth it for? You know, you get you get ten

(17:07):
years of whatever, and it's typically it's not monetary. Usually
immediately it's you go there to make a deal to
get better at a trade or dancing. You know, it's
it's something like that. It's not like, oh, I want
to be beautiful and famous. You know that's too vague.
You've got to have something. And then your contract, you're

(17:28):
a lot of time in your contract is stipulated. But
then you know, all kinds of stuff's going to happen.
I'm going to try to kill you. I'm going to
send the hell hounds after you, and if they get
you before that contract's up, you go, you go south.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah exactly. And then then you're you're acknowledging that
you're fighting for the losing team, so to speak.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
You're like, oh yeah, But then again, you know, you know,
ego and and the want to be famous and all
that can easily you know, cut that logic off in
your nugget kind of like, I don't know, brother, we're art.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
They always oh, you sold your mortal soul. You're like,
why wouldn't use it?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Nothing in the in the river that turned them into toe,
turned them.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Into a horny toad into a horning.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
But yeah, the dudes like, well, I wouldn't use it then,
So you know, it's like, uh, it kind of it
clouds your better judgment, you know, and I guess you
know that's that's the same kind of concept. You know,
if you're if you're not spearheaded in a certain direction
for your goals in life, or you're not getting what

(18:48):
you feel like you want to achieve out of it,
then that's when you start second guessing. And that's where
the second road comes in. You know, if you're on
the straight highway, you know, even if it is a
lost time way, as long as you're on it, you
know where you're trying to go, then there's there's no intersections.
But once you start second guessing or trying to get

(19:10):
off that road, and then all of a sudden, you know,
exit up left or right.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Shortcut. It's a shortcut. It's a shortcut with a really
crappy ending.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
So that's that's why I didn't do my homework because
I thought that's where we're going with it.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
And I was like, no, I got it.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean that's what most people associate crossroads with, So
I mean that's fair.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Well that and the picture didn't help none.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Well, I mean crossroad demons.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I was going to dive more into like the deals,
but then I was like, yeah, there's way, just way
too much more to it than just going there and
making deals, you know, to dance or sing or play
guitar or play the fiddle or play you know, do whatever.
There's way more to it than that. Now, I don't
know that i'd go there and you know, leave too

(20:05):
many offerings because I'd be afraid of who would consider that,
Like I'm looking for help. You know, people will go there.
And you know, if I left my if I left
my ritual leftovers, right, if I'm doing a spelling us
some candle wax and some whatever leftover, I'd be afraid
of dumping that in the middle of the dang thing too,

(20:26):
because I'd be afraid of what spirit would be, like, oh,
what's going on here? What you got? Because I mean,
what you take and leave in the crossroads. You know,
typically it's offerings for help from different things.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Right, and.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I mean to make to make the deal, to make
the deal. It's it's not like, oh, I left you know,
some coins in a bottle of rum in the middle
of the crossroads, and you know he's going to come
and get me. Now, I mean there's a very specific
step that you know, steps that you've got to take
to it, just like with the faust deal. Right, they
go there and they draw the circles. He draws the circles,

(21:04):
and you know, you leave some sort of offering it's
usually copper, gold, silver, and then you recite some incantations
and then the the demon, the devil, whatever you want
to call it as supposed to appear. But when you're
making the deal, like for guitar playing, right, you've got

(21:28):
to go there every night for nine nights in practice
and on and I'm oversimplifying this, and on the ninth night,
either at midnight or like just before dawn, like a
dark man. They call him a black man, but I
don't know, like if that's like like like what we

(21:51):
would consider black, or like a black like black, like
a black demon had red eyes, is going to show
up and they're going to show you how to do
whatever it is you're looking to become an expert at.
And after that, you know though, of course there's negotiations
in your contract and everything, but after that then it's

(22:16):
a done deal. Like you've got it and you're allotted time.
Did the clock starts ticking?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
So you.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Well, I'm just saying, you know, that when when you
start making deals like that, it's the stuff that I don't. Man,
there's no way, pardon the pun, there's no way in
hell I would make a deal hell now, nothing I
need to know. It's like everything's everything benefits the house.

(22:55):
I mean, that's you know, there's loopholes, you know. And
I just keep thinking about the freaking movies Leprechaun. You know,
no matter what deal they made with him, he turned
it on them.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
And I'm just you're not gonna end. It's not going
to end.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Well, it's just not writing contracts for the benefit of you.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I can tell you that exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, you'll you'll get your
your allotted time. Let's say it's ten years. There's a
lot of hinky stuff that's going to start happening. Because
if you die before that contract is up, or if
the hell Hounds find you and get you, then your
butt is like I said, headed south, where once you

(23:47):
get there you turn into a demon. It's it's not
just like you're there, Oh no, no, you get to
be one of those things too. I mean, and imagine
like any sense of yourself, because I do think like
when we move on. We keep a sense of ourself, right,
whether it's more door self, and all of that would

(24:08):
be stripped away, I mean, and you would become literally
the embodiment of evil. So no, no, I don't need
to know how to play that violin. Well, I don't
need to learn how to sing that.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Well, No, I'm doing bad karaoke. Yeah, I mean I
just nope, big nope for me. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I mean I just I can't imagine anything that is
worth that.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah. The interest is definitely way too high on that loan,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I agree, And they're looking to collect like they're going
to make things. They're gonna you know, you know, engineer
things to happen to you along the way to try
to collect early, I'd be afraid to walk home that night,
for like the car's going to hit me or something,
you know what I.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Mean, I don't know, I don't you know. And it's
not going to be that easy. You know you're going
to suffer.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Well, yeah, I mean there's a there's always like you're
gonna start drinking more, You're going to lose your family,
you know, stuff's going to happen.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's just slow down, slow down, not
from drinking, but not from drinking.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But we I mean, like consider it. People that are
crazy famous or crazy rich. You know, that comes with
its own set of bullshit. And you know, if if
you're not coming from that, if it's suddenly thrust upon you,
and you're used to life a certain way, and you
and your family or life you know specifically your spouse

(25:52):
or your significant other are used to life a certain way,
and all of a sudden, let's say you get famous,
you got all kinds of people paying.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Attention to you.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Well, the old green eyed monster pops up too, and
that's never good. You know, there's just like so many
bs things, or you've got all the money to do
whatever you want, life becomes very boring. I think after
a while, when you can do literally whatever, you have
to have something to look forward to, and when you
don't have that, I mean, I think that that's what
drives some like really wealthy people to some really nasty things.

(26:23):
Like you hear about snuff films, right, I mean that's
because they're literally bored because they don't have anything they want.
They need that stakes keep getting higher.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, you get so desensitized to everything because it's your fingertips,
so you know.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
But yeah, that's what I was getting at earlier.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Is that same concept like once you become you know
that either wealthy or that famous or that powerful, then
it opens up all this immorality for you to pick
and choose from.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yeah, I mean, and there's no stopping you.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Like, right now, you know, if I wanted to go
out and do something, you know, you know, have like
a twenty chick orgy or something like that, it's not
going to happen. It is not going to happen. But
now if I was you know, had millions, or if
I was extremely powerful, then yeah, it's totally plausible. You go, oh, dude,

(27:25):
you know what, I can go do that, and then
you do. You know, it's just like anything you do
it so many times you're bored with it. It becomes four,
and then it becomes forty or it becomes like.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
New things and crazier things and whatever. Right, it's like
the adrenaline junkies, right, yeah, you know, base jumping ain't
enough after a while you start doing some crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, forget the tower or the bridge, and now we
go to towers and then we go on.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
The planet, you know what I mean, whatever, you know,
same kind of concept, sky as a limit and then
your red bull jumping out and out of the freaking
upper atmosphere.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Well you can only go so high. I mean, do
you think they saw if you went up there? Do
you think you could see the cur.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
He's used the fish Islands, But we'll get into that
some other time.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It's the dome refracting the light, making it look like
it's curved, but it's really not.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
I'm sure the.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Camera on the inside there's it's you can see is
completely flat. But the camera on the outside sleep for SHD.
The camera on the outside the one that he used
strapped to himself. Yeah, and the ones that are on
the bay door, that one's totally that's about as real
as the Tesla car in space.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's a Testlass car in space. Hey, Scott, thanks for that.
I really appreciate it. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Testless car and space.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
What do you remember when they launched that, Yeah, they
launched that Tesla car.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Looks like freaking it looks like that cartoon heavy metal
from the seventies, like it was so obviously c g
I And there's all it's so fake because it looks
that fake because it's real.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
H I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
You know, I'm gonna type even harder because I heard
you guys were making fun of my typing.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I made funny you type and don't I've said my
share it was. I'll take that whooping.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I'm gonna have to type extra hard and extra fast. Now.
So cross road, I mean, is there any does anybody
in the chat have any questions about cross roads? Because
this is actually a topic that I really do quite
a bit of about.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
So go ahead, Well, I was going to say, in
your research, Uh, how far back does it really go?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
What's the oldest you know what I mean? Is it
go back to freaking Egypt?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Or I don't remember anything any I don't remember fighting Egypt.
I think the oldest thing I got was like in Saxon,
which like you're gonna make me like lie about the
years those were because I.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
But the four alarm going off outside you better go
check it out, dude.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Quit Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
So like the fifth century, let's say, I want to
say it was around there and they were popping up mhmm.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
But but yeah, the but the deals with things, I mean,
that goes back as far as.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah, I mean, we'll making a deal with the devil
goes back pretty far.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
But I mean it's not just the devil. It could
be kind of like how it goes with the Faye
and all that.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Like if you give them certain things or ask certain
things from them, then you're you're not locked into a
written contract, but you're locked into a contract.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh they'll hold you too. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, you don't take care of them and hold up.
You're into the bargain, you know, don't make your life
a living hell, you know, so to speak.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
See in phase, it's not as outright like this is
an outright contract, like you know what you're getting into.
You're seeking it out right the crossroads. You're seeking it out.
You're giving a very specific amount of time right that
you have before they really like set the dogs loose
on you literally, Whereas with the Fay the contracts aren't

(31:53):
as straightforward. You don't necessarily know. I mean, you can
certainly seek them out. Like I've said before, the chick
with the elf on the shelf like probably did something
similar because I mean, consider it, she's taking an elf
and she's sticking it in everybody's home. She's giving it
a cute backstory, and she's sticking an ELF in everybody's

(32:16):
home like the kids are asking for it. That's a
that's a money maker for her and it's getting the
Faye in your home.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
So it's a win win really.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
I mean, that's that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, I'm not gonna die
on that hill, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I think that was the same way with the Parker
brothers in the Luigi board. You know, I think there
was a there was a ulterior motive too. It's not
just a game. They knew what they were doing. Yeah,
mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
What do you think text you seem.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Do of that?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well, I just the I think there is definitely some
stuff behind the whole board thing. Okay, because we were
we we kind of did a show about this, and

(33:21):
we were looking at the advertisements for these things. Every
advertisement you put on, you bring up every the box
covered everything. The people are dressed in black. What the
hell just you know, so I would have to go back.

(33:49):
The whine is having an LF on the shelf invite
the FA is what? I guess what I'm trying to
do because.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You're putting an effigy of the fan.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
There, right, But aren't you doing the same thing with
Santa Claus because I mean he's supposed to be actually
an elf.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
You know, he's like the head elf.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Is he the head elf in traditional war?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
I don't know about traditional that. I have heard that,
like he's the big head ol.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Well, I mean yeah, I mean you've got the uh yeah,
I think we've all heard the stories where he is
like an elf, right, because that's why he's forever He's
got magic in it. So yeah, I mean with the
tooth Fairies too, consider that Tooth Fairy is the same thing.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, we've all done that.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, I mean I'm not saying that that this is
something new. I'm just saying Elf on the Shelf is
the latest edition. No, I mean, but these are all,
like the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus are traditional lore. Right,
It's it's what has like been with us forever. Elf
on the Shelf is pretty new and that was invented

(34:58):
by by uh, a human that was brought in pretty recently.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of a dying on
the vine. But I remember you know, the elf on
the shelf in the heyday, you know, and it was
like everybody was your elf, so, you know, like the rock.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, I mean, I have an.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Elf on the shelf. It was given to my son,
and I didn't think two things of it. But then
so a folklorist that I know was bringing it up,
and she was like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put an
elf on the shelf in my house. And I stopped
and I thought about it, and I was like, oh,
that makes sense. And then I really really started thinking
about it, and I was like, yeah, no, I see

(35:48):
where you're coming from. And yeah, I agree, because I mean,
you don't think anything of it. It's a fucking toy.
It's a toy, just like a weed aboard. It's a toy. Yeah,
you know, so you don't think too much of it
until you think of it. You think about it.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
And then people go you lost your Yeah, and then
you tell people.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Up on the shelfs inviting the fan, and then you
don't get invited in the house anymore. They cross the
street when they see you coming.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Let me ask you this, Monica, because I know how
you are about about this whole fay thing. I mean
and inviting them in. And when you when you when
you go to somebody's house and they have a welcome
man mm hmmmmm.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Up.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'm not going to go around everybody's house going take
your welcome mat off. You're inviting evil into your home.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
I guess my, I guess my. My question is what
would be I mean, you're I mean, you're gonna tell
them or or are you even to no it walk
in and.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Start like spouting face ship out him?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
I mean it really don't. I know that.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
But I mean, okay, So do you feel uncomfortable going
into a house and has it welcome out?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
No, because that's not my house. You know, if it's
a really good friend and they know the stuff that
I'm into, I'd be like, you know, maybe don't put
that there, But no, I don't.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Yeah, So I wonder what would happen. I wonder what
would happen if you walk up to somebody's door and
they've got to welcome that, and you feel like you
do about this stuff, and you just reach down and
turned it over, just flipped it over.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
You know, well it's still there. Trust me, they're gonna
they're gonna know it's there. It doesn't matter if it's
flipped over or not.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
But yeah, no, I think that that whole thing is
kind of like the same. I have the same approach.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
It's like, it's like the difference between Bible something. And
then if you if someone else opens up the door
and wants to have a conversation.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
With you about you know, the Bible or whatever, instead
of just going up and be.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Like have you heard the word you know, like the
Jehovah's witness of the anti Fay league.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Mean tuna fish sandwich, you know. Yeah, but if you
want to talk about.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
To talk about the evils of the Faye in our world,
the trappings of the fade, Do you have time, brother,
talk about the trappings of the bay this fine afternoon.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
But I mean, but if you think about it, like
how far does that go?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Because like like text brought out to welcome Matt, that's
like I remember when I first thought about that for
vampire thing.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
You know, I'm like, shit, you already let him in,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
But then by the same implications, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Right, but then by the same right. You know, we
all have mirrors in our houses, you know, and mirrors
are supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
You should never have a mirror that faces your bed.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
By the way, what.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Now I have to take the one off my ceiling.
That's crap.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm supposed to have a mirror that faces your bed
at night.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
It's not good.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I'll just playing my roof.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
And you're not supposed to be able to see a
mirror when you walk in your front door. I forget
what that was about.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
What.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, if you're hanging mirrors in your house, you're not
supposed to hang a mirror. So when you walk in
your front door, that's the first thing you see.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
I know, I know some people they won't they won't
like have mirrors in their house and stuff. Are no
black mirrors or something?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I don't know what's no black mirrors?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Yeah or something?

Speaker 6 (40:06):
And I'm with you, shade, but no, I mean, or
maybe maybe I'm thinking that there was something about mirrors
and I was in a conversation with somebody about mirrors
and we were talking about the and they mentioned something
about when you have to watch out for the black

(40:27):
mirrors too. So I mean like a computer screen.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh oh oh, reflections through like yeah, like a g
or any of the phone screen. That's all.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yeah, But so and I'm like, well, hell, I can't
even turn the TV off and be safe. What the hell?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, well then I'm in trouble because my TV is
like right there, facing off to the side.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
What the hell does a cloth?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Mm?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
It prevents them from looking in on you, you know.
And okay, So the cloth over the mirror was more
death custom death. Yeah, because it thought that the spirit
would stop on its way out of the house and
it would either get distracted by its own reflection and
not leave, or it would get caught inside the mirror

(41:20):
and get trapped there.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
That makes you wonder. That makes you wonder about the
whole mirror mirror on the wall thing. You know what,
what was that really? I mean I changed the mirror, but.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Really angry and sister caught in the mirror that didn't
get covered up at the time of death.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
That's a Mandela effect? What mirror mirror on the wall?
It never never existed as magic mirror on the wall.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
If you watch any you've watched the vhs of or
any of them DVD, it's magic mirror on the wall.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Why would we all say mirror mirror on the wall
this whole time?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
H I don't remember magic mirror. But okay, I also
remember the Monopoly guy with a monocle, and I remember
the Fruit of the Loom having this stupid cornicle.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
What is the whole thing with the Monopoly guy.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
He doesn't have a monocle.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, the single eye piece piece, you know, never had it.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
I know the Peanuts guy had a monocle.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
The Peanuts guy, Oh yeah, the Planters yeah, oh yeah,
but so did the Monopoly guy. Just like if you
watch a Spentera too, the old dude coming down the
staircase with the monocle. He goes and you must be
the Monopoly guy because he's got the monocle and he's
in a tux.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Okay, yeah, do not, Pasco.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Do not collect two hundred right.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Now, I'm gonna look this ship.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yeah, Chow says. People confuse the Monopoly guy with the
Pringles guy.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Sure check, I didn't. I remember the man.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
I remember.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Actually someone found here's a picture of it right here.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
He has a monocle.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Where.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Ye, it's on the board itself. Were I'm looking at
the game.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Okay, we'll share your screen or something. You're pointed like
here it is right here, and I don't see anything.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
I'm telling you it's rapped there.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Just take my word for it.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
See, look in the mirror of my glasses.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
There it is, see on the chants and the other
stuff there.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, see that one right there, fourth one over, if
you scroll up, that's the one I remember, the red
bubble right there. That's what I remember.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
But yeah, then whatever Parker Brothers or whatever, who did it.
They even put out a statement, No, he hasn't. Never
had a moment. I know.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Every time I go to a antique store and I
cross a booth that has board games in it, I
try to find Monopoly games. I try to find something,
you know, the proofs that proves it.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I don't care about just type in did he ever
have a monocle?

Speaker 6 (45:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Well yeah see, and that's what we've already discussed this.
But that's what I hate about freaking.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yet eighty seven to find like actual ship that isn't influenced.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Right right, Well, yeah, with I guess with non.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Uh non physical books, you know what I mean, Like
with the internet, they can put anything.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
And yeah, you got to find the old like hard copies, yeah,
magazine paper when it came out and be like the
new game, you know, monopoly and then has a picture
right there.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
There's one that I came across are full of ship.
There's one that I came across where it actually has
pictures of the Titanic being total back to yeah, like

(46:02):
it didn't sink?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
A guy.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
That wasn't No.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
And then well then there was this this one survivor
she was interviewed and said that said that she was like, no,
it didn't sink, and they're like, yeah, I sank.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
She's like, no, it didn't. We wrote it back. It
was towed back by the USS Henderson or something like that.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what else is going on in her dimension?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
But there's just happened in this one.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, right, Like I promise you it did not happen
in this one.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
But sorry, I didn't mean to stray off the man.
That was not my That was not my intention. I
know we were only like a third of the way
through the crossroads. So no, we're good.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Stop talking about crossroads whenever. I mean, we've pretty much
covered it. I mean, nobody really has any questions in chat, which.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Is oops, which was my uh.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
My final thoughts is do you have questions in chat?
I think that I might record because I have to
get on and start recording shorts again. So I might
break down crossroads into like several shorts that are a
little more in depth where I can go into Like
I mean, there's there's folklore from Brazil that that deals

(47:33):
with crossroads. Okay, you're distracting me, taxon, Well go for
it when you find it, pop it up back up there.
So folklore has it. I mean Brazil has it in

(47:53):
their folklore. It's great Britain right going back forever, and
Transylvanian folklore deals with it, like you know, it's kind
of fausty, and actually the Transylvania folklore where you go
to a crossroads and you draw a circle and you
leave some copper usually coins, and you say a like

(48:15):
incantation and then the devil pops up and you can
make your deal with them. So I mean, it's all
around the world. It's not just one area that this
happens in. But I don't know though as well as
I know, like who do stuff like the spells. I mean,
obviously part of the who doo is making the deal
with the double at midnight, but there's also, like like

(48:38):
I said before, you know, like making deals, asking for help,
asking like Papa leg Bay to send messages to the
other side, you know. And it all also depends on
the different crossroads that you're at. So I can do
a short I guess on each of the crossroads and
dive a little more in depth where I can just narrate,

(49:00):
because I've got a whole script, I've got like half
of a book written here, i can just share information
with Well.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
See that gives it, like like we always talk about,
you know, that gives it a lot more validity because see,
I figured there were some in you know, modern day
either England or Great Britain type area, and then don't

(49:29):
really hear anything about it until of course the Robert
Johnson thing in the twenties in America. But then again,
like you were saying with the Whodoo thing, you know,
a lot of that was not even really public or
common knowledge. You know, a lot of that stuff stayed
in the Everglades, you know, or whatever.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
In the Bayou, you know what I mean. It didn't
really Yeah, it didn't really come out.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
So but now that you're saying that it goes as
far as South America, then that has me that spikes
my curiosity because once it's in multiple times and multiple continents,
especially when those contents weren't having communications with each other.
Then yeah, now you're talking something.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
It's not a.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
There's no clear connection. Like it's similar, but there's no
clear connection for one to influence the other.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Right right, Yeah, like pyramids, I mean yeah, even though
people got.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
At the end of the day, I was structure.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
But yeah, but I mean like, yeah, did you find
what you were looking for?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Text?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I say you brought it back up?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Just okay, Wed just said minca is does gopher dust
hold back evil entities?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Goopher dust? No, it does not help. Goopher dust is
what you use to cast a spell or transmit something
to another person. Goofer dust is not used for any
kind of good work.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I was wondering what kind of dust gophers make, but goopher.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Dust graveyard dirt, so I mean graveyard dirt, crossroads dirt.
Graveyard dirt is very powerful depending on the age of
the graveyard the graveyard. Taking it out of all of
that has a has a influence on the end product.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Okay, well I can't find the wrecking monicle.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Okay, did you go to page eighty seven?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
My dumb ass is like, oh, gopher dust. You know
the saw disk that they will get from whenever they
cut down trees.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
That's that's gopher gopher dust.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
It's at the base of the trees. You can tell
it by the intricate gnawing just above it.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
What is what is it good for? Gopher dust?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Goo goofer dusk?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Yeah, what the hell is goofer dust?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Goopher dust is used in it's you mix it in
with a bunch of junk, we'll just say, and you
you blow it in the face of people. If you've
seen I think it's a serpent in the rainbow bow
where they they blow it in.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
That's that's a great Maybe is it a great?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
An age.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
That was required reading in sixth grade.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
The Serpent in the Rainbow. What school did you go to?
Hold shit, I had to read like Freakin of Mice
and Men.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, that was it was and Men and Serpent in
the Rainbow.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
It got passed out right before you left for summer
fifth grade, and then you were supposed to get quizzed
on it first of sixth grade.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, wow, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Had to read I had to read of Mice and
Men actually, like in sixth grade, We didn't have a
signed reading like that. We were able to read whatever
we wanted. We had to do book reports off the wazoo,
but we didn't have like assigned reading. I didn't get
all that junk until like junior high, and then in

(53:44):
high school it got progressively weird or like I had
to be Brave New World. And I remember Brave New World.
I was like, what the hell am I reading soft porn?
Like you know, yeah, the Lord of the Fly, which was.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah, it was just sad. The Chocolate Wars. I remember
the Chocolate Wars.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah, I didn't read I didn't read Servant in the
Rainbow or or Of Mice and Men. That's all.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I had already given up on school.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
So yeah, Of My Men was the first book I
read that made me cry, Like it made me like cry,
but I mean, and I was reading Stephen King like
way before I read something. I didn't get freaked out
that I read Of my Cement.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I'm like, yeah, I was reading on my own before
that first book.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
The first book that ever made me cry was Where
the Red Fern Grows.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Oh, sure, I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
I'll do it, just fiction say that. Yeah, Where the
Red Fern Grows and The Day No Pigs Would Die.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
That was a great one.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Animal Farms then too.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I don't know if y'all remember that. What was it called?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Uh, it was called it was a series. It's called
Soup and there's like soup for President Me and soup
and it was like a series. But the original yeah,
it was about it was kind of like one of
the two kids, Huckleberry Finn and his homeboy. Yeah, it

(55:34):
was kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
It was about these two kids grew up.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
They'd go sneak off and smoke their corn cop pipes
and get into hantics and get there, you know, hide. Yeah,
you know, they'd get their lickings in the end, you know,
from the parents and stuff. But it stems from a
book called The Day No Pigs Would Die, And that
one was a I think I read that thing three
to four times before before I was out of elementary school.

(56:03):
But yeah, that's that's one of those like the Red
Fern Grows.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Oh, that one gets right, do you?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Uh? Yeah, I don't want to read anything that makes
me cry. Donni Cho says he was big into dungeons
and dragons novels. You know what I was big into
I was big into the Dungeon Master's Book. That was
like that thick and it had every single thing imaginable
in the Dungeons and Dragons world in it. That was

(56:31):
pretty freaking cool. And that helped feed my interest in
like mythology because a lot of it was mythology based.
Exciting news coming in.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
My phone were blowing up off freaking you're just popular texts.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Yeah as aunt.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
So mm hmmm.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
We was talking on Rob Rob. Rob was talking on
the show earlier and he was talking about this aquatic
cryptid and I don't mean you were we like aquatic
cryptis uh And he was talking about this one this
story where this and where where was it? Anyway, this

(57:28):
he saw these footprints and they got closer with the water,
they became webbed, they were and they became webbed, and
when the guy was in the boat he would see
these these like you know these these you know how
fish bowls, you know, wou see those? And then something

(57:51):
was almost it was like banging up Morris code on
his boat and they trance. They they allegedly translated the
Moor's code and it said I'm cursed, help me, oh
my god. And this was like a in a freshwater lake,

(58:14):
you know, and it's like, what the hell.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Oh, your cursed helped me? Okay?

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Cursed?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
How? Cursed?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
How? Because I'm not aware of any curses that turn
you into murror people.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I found a couple that they were they were like,
none of them were here.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, I mean, I know, fay that will drag you
into fresh water. I know, you know stories of mermaid sirens, kelpies,
selkies that will drag you out, but they're killing you.
They're not turning into anything, you know, And I can't, like,

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I'm trying to think there were Native American legends about
like water horses that would drag you out and drown you.
But again, they weren't are they turning you? No, they
weren't turning into it.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
The the blue.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Yeah, that's my that's my most most horrific freaking ideology.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Of h.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Why don't you why don't you tell everybody about the bloop?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Well? It triggers my megallaphobia because they're.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Like, well, I know.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Is the thing, man, I mean that it's a real deal.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
It's it's right.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
So yeah, so it was. It all comes from a
they were doing underwater oceanic.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Audio, and that's what they caught, was the bluep and
when they triangulated it, it was it was her from
South America, upper North America and I believe either the
Philippines or Hawaii area. And whenever they did all the

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math on it, how big it's how big the sound
was generated from something that was It was big enough
to where it could fit easily like three blue whales
in its mouth at one time. Like that's how big
this thing had to be. And just and there's there's

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other than that that one blue there's nothing really on
it other than what they kind of you know, I
guess audio mathematic triangulation put together.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
But there are.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Artists renditionings of how big this thing would have to
be and like a human diver isn't even.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Half of a tooth on this thing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Like right, yeah, which is going to tie into the
book I'm going to recommend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Later tonight, you know, or Leviathan, you know, I mean
it could be the same thing, Yeah, it could be
the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
Do you think what do you what do you think
the BLUEP is is?

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Well, if if it is what they say it is,
then yeah, like I wouldn't say because like is like
the old gods and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
But but yeah, like I would go towards any either
biblical or ancient Mesopotamian or even some Marian. These big
giant freaking things that are you know, huge freaking going.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
I'm on board with donning.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Just theirs farting.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, you're working against us.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Texts I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
When I was a kid, I made When I was
a kid, I made bloops in the bathtub all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Everybody did Murphy. You can smell it, you can. Everybody
did aquatic nephilin a little twisted said definitely aquatic nehl.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Well then and then now there's that that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Theory of how well, I don't know if it's a theory,
but a lot of people are pointing to it. There's
that big serpent head looking thing that's in the in
between South America and Antarctica, and they're they're saying that
that thing is waking up and it's a giant freaking leliath.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
And into that one, because that's when I don't know
that I'm familiar with.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Yeah, it literally looks like it. It goes between the
little Tale of South America and that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
That little upward tail of Antarctica, and yeah, it looks
like a freaking serpent head.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
And then right at the end it has like these
three or four or five islands that are that are smoking.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
And then they go, you know how like whenever alligators
when they freeze or you know, gators they freeze, they
they put their their nose up right above yeah, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Then they yeah, they go in the freeze mode.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
So they're going, Now, that's what it is, and that's
finally waking up and on the coastline where its scales are. Uh,
the coastline looks like scales, and uh, it has an
unusual red rock.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
That looks like blood from scales.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Yeah, it's pretty weird. It's kind of far stretched. You know,
I'm not in the front. It's like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean but the what do you
call that? Uh what do you see faces and things?
That is definitely yeah, that is definitely yeah, that is definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Uh a huge what would you call it? It's yeah,
either like a huge coincidence or yeah it's it's it's yeah,
it's one or the other. I'll put it. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
That's interest. You know, there's all kinds of geologic outcroppings.
Let's say that people likened to different things. I mean
they're they're like back in the day, they were waypoints right,
go to the buffalo's head, go to the giant you know,
snakehead or whatever you want to call it, and then

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turn right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at it from a different angle.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
I'll tell you One that is weird though, is that
freaking elephant island looking one, you know what I mean,
you know what I'm talking about. Or it looks like
an elephant's laying in the water and it's you can
see the trunk and the freaking guy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Yeah, that one's weird. And it's actually just so happens
to be a.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Screensaver on my Amazon primestick, like if I don't pay
attention to them, like texting or whatever, and it goes
into like screensaver mode, it's right there. But yeah, that
thing is freakishly you can see the tail, you can
see thighs, you can see the shoulder, you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Know, and you can see the truck going into the water.
Hm hmm, it's pretty weird. I've seen.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
You you want.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Let's see, So.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Basically here there was one what what aquatic crop? Christ what.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
What aquatic cryptid.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
That thank you. You know that's a stay that five
times fast.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Aquatic crypti, aquatic cryptied, aquatic crypti. I gotta I know
what a what a cryptid does?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Uhh, well you threw me off, Okay, sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Yeah, this thing, oh looks you can see the tail,
you can see the trunk.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yeah, weird.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
We have pictures of it. Pre h ai.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Yeah, well you look at that Cyclopedia Britannica. But yeah, so,
I mean, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be far of
a stretch to think that, you know, some of those,
if there were giants of the past, that some of
them did get.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
You know, what do you call that? Like when wood.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
I'm just here wing wing Man and y'all wing Man
and me with aquatic cryptids.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
I thought moth Man your moth man and is not
wing man?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Is cocka?

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
You got people leaving comments on the channel cocka.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Yeah, I know it's my tagline, cacka Slavic. They've got
some crazy stuffster mon.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
So yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
That's a waterman.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
That's an interesting that's an interesting thought.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
The morning A.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Naked man with a pop belly wearing a hat or
belt of reeds. Quickly walk the other way. I wouldn't
go investigate when angered.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
He breaks downs, washes down water mills, drowns people and animals.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
That's why I would lightly walk the other way. Look
at those hands, Look at those hands.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Look at that he's a frog with a beard.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yeah, he looks like a river otter and a frog
mixed together.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Well, the beekeepers, fishermen's millers, they all make sacrifices to
a peasy mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
I would do.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
And he would sometimes drag people down to his underwater
dwelling to serve as his slaves.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I put a twelve pack of Budweiser in there every night.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I'm already somebody's slave. I gotta go to work tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
The man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
I'm a slave to the man and the dollar man
with this could be like this is hilarious naked man
with the pop belly. This could be any of like
any of us on bath salts.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
That's what Gym sees every time I wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Okay, take a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Okay, okay, So I was I was answering Josh Castro.
He said, caw caw, that is from oh what's that

(01:10:53):
movie with the aliens that come down? It's got David
Dukovney in it. Evolution.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
I was going to say, files now, Evolution.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
If you haven't seen it, you need to go see it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
That's hilarious Evolution.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Mm hmm. It's old, but it's funny. It's a moving
m h I think we have established the Ka and Dookie.
Dookie do not work.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
H My grandson was over today and he was he
was saw the advertisements for the for dog Man. Mm hmmm, yeah,
he wants to go. He wants to see dog Man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Oh well, my son, when he was in early elementary
school he liked a comic book called dog Man, and
I got all excited, thinking, oh cool my kids, and
did some creepy ship early Now it's an actual dog
that walks onto like it's a superhero.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
It's so they made a movie out of it, and I'd.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Always get so disappointed.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
I'd be like, yeah, yeah, it's a cartoon movie that
that's coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I mean, I don't want to scare the crap out
of my son. But also I was like kind of
in the back of my mind hoping that he would
be a little more into the spooky spooky stuff, not
the adorable cartoon dog wearing pants and a cape.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Well, welcome, Melissa. I'm glad I popped up on your feet.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
You can join Monica at our paranormal world every Thursday
night unless she's got.

Speaker 9 (01:12:35):
Something going on, but she just decides not to show up.
But no, that dog Man thing, I was looking at it,
and to me, it's it's.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
How would you call it not it's like the opposite
of predictive programming.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
To me, it's them chaotic programming.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Yeah, and like making this and making a look crazy,
you know what I mean? Like now and or you
know how they swap.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
You know, like in ten years, if you look up
dog Man, all you're going to see is that show
or a comic book or movie if it becomes you know,
and you're not going.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
To Now what are you talking about? Yeah, but that's
that's what I'm getting that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
It's just like if you look up Tesla, Yeah, you're
going to see the Elon Musk thing, and you're not
going to see who Nikolai Tesla was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
You know, it's like they bury it. They bury that
whole thing, allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
For entertainment purposes only Well, Melissa, maybe you'll see the
rest of us pop up on your feet too since
you stumbled onto this. Yeah, look for blondes and booze
Texas Porch that stuff which is in the chat.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Yeah, if you want some.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Check out, there's a bunch of us. Yea all fail.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
If you're looking for professional and well organized, go visit
Paranormal Portal. If you're looking for chaotic, you know what,
We talk about whatever pops into our head at the moment.
You've landed at the right place. And Joe has his
show on tomorrow night, Tomorrow night at ten over on
the Breezy Speakeasy, that's Joe's channel, and he talks about

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some pretty cool stuff because Joe is a very smart cat.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
And let me be the first to welcome you to
the island. I misspit Toys.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Yeap, that is Texas uh nickname for all of us,
because that's kind of what we are pants.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
We're a bunch of weirdos. So welcome, Welcome, fellow weirdos.
We're glad found us. You're home.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
That's not near as creepy as you usually say when
you usually say welcome, welcome, No, because when you when
most of time. When you start your show, it's like,
welcome kittens.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Oh, welcome cats and kittens. Look you got.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
You gotta emphasize the head nod in the in the
zoom man, welcome cats and kittens.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
I'm uncomfortable and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
What to say, so I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
I mean, that's almost has to be followed up with it.
Pushed the lotions on the skins again.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
We made Joe cough up a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
You can't give me a mid drink like that text
damn it.

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
Blah blah blah, yes, no, yeah, and King sits Monica
with our paranormal world that tonight we're going to talk
about crossroads.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
That's funny. Yeah, I know, I was. I told you
I was watching the first show, your first show that
I was on. It was it was just like that.
It was great. I was laughing my ass off through
the whole thing. Yeah, because it was.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
It was like unscrewed, like Saturday Night Live or something,
just completely.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
You can tell if I have a script or not,
because I get real stiff when I have a script,
and if I'm just winging it, I'm like whatever. Thanks
for showing up and listening to me ramble about whatever
the help pops into my head tonight. It's it's going
to be a roller coaster because there's all kinds of

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ship dancing around in my head on the regular.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Let me tell you, I'm the same, so it makes
it a great combo spouches it and holds us and
holds the line and me and Monica.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Just be.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
You know, this is kind of I would say, off topic,
but no, we're we're that that's anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
We've discussed the topic.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
We talked about it, so we've about beat that horse.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
I can beat it more.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
But I don't feel like, well, why don't you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Well, because I'm going to do shorts on it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I always beat it with shorts on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I mean what I heard.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
I think I think it's weird that one with that,
but too that uh you know those those bigfooters that
got killed or died, Yeah, you choose. Look at you
can't find anything on it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Did they ever release their names?

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
No, they didn't. They haven't reached released anything. But the
updates that I can't find anything after like a couple
of days after.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
It happened, that's interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
No updates whatsoever. Somebody somebody left me a message that
said that they watched the show where somebody claimed to
be relatives of them, and they said they were tore
up when they found them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
That that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
I can't find any any enough, no news about it.
Hm hmm, not since you cons a news channel, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Would you consider us a weird news channel like that?
I call up and say, I'm so and so with whatever,
and I'm I'm writing an article and I want I
want your official take on this. Have you ever identified
the victims?

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
You go, release the name of the victims. What was
the cause of death in this case?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
We're following up absolutely. Okay, You're gonna be the one
to be to pull that off, because I would be like, hey,
y'all know anything about the dead guys. You're gonna be
all professional about it, you know, and you'll sound believable.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Well ill, just yeah, I mean I can I can
bullshit with the best of them.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
I can do it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, I don't have enough of a filter to sound
like no. But Grandad just says, what incident are we
talking about? And I'm with him? Yeah, you go ahead,
right for sure, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
But you probably know more. But you covered it way
more than I did.

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Well, there's really that, and that's the bad thing about it.
There's not much to know because it was in Washington
and these two cats went out Christmas Eve to go
bigfoot hunting, okay, and I do too, Mickey. But they

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didn't come back, so they called it was this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Year, twenty twenty four. I didn't think it was.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
December four, see wedge that. No, I didn't hear that.
So but anyway, these two guys they didn't come back.
They narrowed the search down because the traffic cam spotted
their car, okay, and they found them in three days.

(01:20:57):
M okay supposedly what well whatever. Every report that was
out there said that it appeared and this is what
they said. It appears allegedly, you know this kind of language,

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that they died of exposure and they were ill prepared.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Yeah, they were speculating when they first found the bodies.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
Yeah, after that, regular silence, nothing because they said they
have that they haven't released the names yet are the
cause of death but the official cause of death. But
what was weird is why are you releasing the names?

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Because it was a family member that called y'all, so
they knew what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
You know who it is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Yeah, the family is already notified. So that's what they
wait on before they at least the name. I can't
find any any names or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Yeah, we got to dig into it. We gotta get
all of us, the whole COMMUNEY dig into it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
I'm to remember I got out of the got knee
deep fur. Hey, I'm with you. We don't do we
are no drama lamas here, Okay, no drama. We don't
do drama.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
No, I just walk away if it gets dramatic.

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
I don't know. We don't don't bring it in. Mhmm,
Hey Jojoe. Yeah, Johnny chose as they were ill prepared
for being torn up by big foot. Well, thank you.

(01:23:04):
I'm so glad you joined us. Melissa, please check us
all out. She might find something you like. We do
true crime also.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
So that's the way it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Man. That last case I did, which one was Kohe
Brian Kohe? I think it was his name. His So
here's what happened. His mother is like cleaning up his

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room or cleaning out his close something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Oh I know this one. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
She she finds that there's a plastic bag in there.
She opens the plastic back and there's a human head
in it, and then there's another bag she's got human
hands in it. So, oh, yeah, it was the homeless guy, right,
But he really wasn't homeless.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
He was.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
He was one of these guys. He had a job,
he just and he had a place that he stayed.
He wasn't technically homeless, but he lived like he was
bye and by choice. But but yeah, I was the
homeless guy. But you ought to see the video where

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he walks up and talks to the where the cops
walk up and talk to him, this nineteen year old kid,
and you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
I think I've seen that. I think I've seen because
didn't his mom. Yeah, his mom called the cops on them,
and she kind of waited outside, yeah when they came
into it. But his younger brother I thought was in
the house too, Like he had a sixteen year old brother.

Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
Yeah, his brother. His dad was there, his brother was there,
his mom was there. But yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Yeah, and he was very nonchalant about Yeah. I reminded
me of the Dahmer thing. He's like, I'll tell you who.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
He reminds me of tmper that's who he reminds me of.
I mean, he's a big dude. He's like six '
one and he weighs like two hundred and fifty pounds,
but so he's a good sized kid. But his manner hysms.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Yeah, like zero f s given like.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Yeah, and that he's very willing to talk. He's, oh, yeah,
you know this and that, and this is why I
did it because and that's one of the most chilling
things is when he says why he did it. He says,
I just wanted to know what murder felt like, Okay,

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And then it comes out of that that his mother
and father actually found a murder because he was planning
on killing and poor uring prostitutes. And before he did this,
this was a this was just a crime of opportunity, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
He uh, he was.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
He was gonna do a couple of prostitutes. He had
he'd put murder kits to murder kits together. They found
his murder kits and threatened to call the police. He said,
they said, you either throw them away or we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
Call the cocks. No.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Thwarted by mom and dad again, you know, and then.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
He kills this and he kills this cat with basically
a butcher knife and dismembers him with only a butcher knife,
cuts his.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Cut through.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Yeah, application cuts his legs off, and dumps his torso
in the river, leaves his legs in his arms under
the bridge where he killed him, take his head and
his hands home, and dumps his torso in the river.
The cops walk around the bridge pillar. Oh, yeah, there's

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an arm. There's an arm. There's a leg. There's a
oh that looks like either a lower leg or upper arm.
That's well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
They found his kill site too, right that. Yeah, it
was under the bridge.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
Yeah, that's where all the arms and legs were.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
But I thought he took them with him.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
No, he took the hands in the head with him
and dumped the torso in the rib. Yeah yeah, but yeah,
I mean it was just he was proud of what
he did. He really was. His confessions killing mm hmmmmmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
That's upsetting that. I mean, there are people wandering around
that just killed because they want to know what it
feels like.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, but he was he
was diagnosed, he was he was diagnosed with back in
I mean when he was young, with ady HD and autism.
And then he started showing he started they said, he
started showing signs of because this is his psychiatrist that was,

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you know, saying this stuff that he was showing signs
of dissociatives you know, socialized, yeah, personality disorder. And they
recommended that he get further evaluated because there appeared to
be other psychosists present, and so they tried to find

(01:28:46):
a psychiatrist to see him, and nobody in their area
would see. They all refused and the closest thing they
the closest, and this was in Colorado. It was a
Grand Grand Rapids. The closest place they could find somebody
to see was Denver.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Hm hmm. But yeah, it's not everybody wants to take
that kind of crazy on.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
Well, yeah, and I guarantee you that that particular psychiatrist
wanted big bucks. It was probably bigger than the insurance
was willing to pay. Because Okay, so I spent two
and a half years at a mental institution like locked up,
like completely in residential treatment.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
And I've wanted to do a show on.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
How they treat uh, you know, mental disorders, you know,
and because it's a big money pit, you know, it's
more about a money game than anything. If if you
don't have the insurance or you can't pay them, you know,
pay specialists to ride them out, they just pop you
full of freaking pills and you know, let you just

(01:30:04):
numb your way through life. But and but I don't
know how how far that will get me into the
red zone as far as but as far as like
the channel is concerned, you know, But but.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
It is real.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
And anytime you go to jail, anybody who's ever been
to jail, it's there's so many mentally ill people that
that just really need more help than anything, you know,
And they're not they're they're not internally bad people. It's
just that they have no guidance and they have no

(01:30:43):
way to express a resolution resolute. They're deficiency, right, you
know what I mean. And that's what it is, you know,
like they'll just pump you full authorisine and make you
go to sleep for you know, instead of helping you
through whatever your psychos.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Right now, there are there are i mean, yes, broken
people out there that are they're they're not you're not
going to rebuild it them. I mean, they're they're damaged,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, there's wire different.

(01:31:23):
Plus you know what they're finding out most of these,
like the serial killer cases and they've got frontal lobe
damage mm hmm. You know, and there's there most of them,
do you know. I mean, whether it's getting hitting the
head by a swing when you're a kid like you know,
Gary Ridgeway or you know, or falling off of falling

(01:31:47):
off of something like uh. I think it was Gacy
that did that. And I mean it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Yeah, especially the way playgrounds are built back in the.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
Yeah, I had a dark in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
Those fifteen foot monkey bars. You can do some damage.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
And you had every rung on the way down to.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
My favorite thing is I remember this, this this playground
that me and my cousin used to go to. It
was in textra cannon of course that ought to tell
you something, but it had his rocket that was it
was made out of metal and it was just bars

(01:32:37):
and you climbed up that thing was like two stories
three tories high.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
Oh yeah, you know you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Outside of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Yeah, I remember those. I remember us falling off of them.
I remember slipping down like three rungs and still was
like ten feet off the ground. Yeah, bruised and banged
and sore from like literally hitting every rung.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
All the way.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Yeah, the rocket one, I remember that, and the same
jojo exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Yeah, the safe one was that, the one that McDonald's made.
It was that cheese cheese burglar. Was it the cop
and you climb up to the top and you'd be
inside the cheeseburger with the.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
Burglar.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Yeah, it was like what it was Sheriff I forgot
his name. It is like sheriff strinked me out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
But yeah, when when when I was a kid, I
remember is had to have been first or second grade
in Go Valley, which is a horrible neighborhood. It looked
like it looked like a straight razor and that's all
it was. It was just a flat piece of of
iron or metal, maybe aluminum whatever that started at about

(01:34:03):
three feet and then it gradually got to about ten
to twelve feet and you just see how far you
could climb on it, and then you just slides straight
down into the freaking bird just slid, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
And the top that was our Lord of the Flies.
As a child, our whole playground was the.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
Lord of the Flies exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
But yeah, getting back to the point, you know, yeah,
any any kind of those like if you if you
suffer concussions young enough of an age, and like like
text was saying, if if it damages your temple, your
your frontal lobe, then you got all sorts of miscommunications
firing in your synopsis.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
So, you know, and then you think all the crazy
stuff when it comes to mental health. You know, before
of that, you know, the answer was putting a freaking
ice pick in the corner of your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
I don't on this stick, well we freaking slowly?

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Cold water therapy like all of its torture.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
It, you know, so I think, actually how to do
one on that because you know, mental health is gone.
You know, like another instance back in the day, you know,
if if your wife complained too much, you could ever
committed to absolutely a serious institution where they're doing stuff

(01:35:41):
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Whatever happened to good old days going to the nutthhouse,
But yeah, that is I'm going to see those days
come back.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Yeah, I know. I'm looking real forward to it. As
the resident estrogen factory here, I gotta tell you, like
the future sure looks bright for me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
It wouldn't bother me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Much.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
I'm like, lock me up, throw away the key.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I could look at it
as like a extended vacation with cool drugs. I don't
have to be responsible anymore. Maybe maybe it's.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Just don't tell me you have a history of drug
addiction in your family, because then they won't give you thors.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Nope, and then it's a real bummer.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
I need that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
I never had it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
How about some lithium. I take the lithium.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Lithium's all right, it just takes a while to kick
in you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
I'll take your word for it. Dress Okay, we've been
on for an hour and thirty seven minutes. We're gonna
do my book review and then we can wrap it up.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
Sounds good?

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Sound good?

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
I mean the old media assets.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
To a solid minute and forty I'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
No, I'm going to end it like it forty two
and fifteen seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
I nailed it again the other night, didn't I do?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
On double zeros Man on the Dot takes some talent,
that takes them.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
All right, So book review time, do do? Okay? I
need a cool intro form my book review, like Rob
got for the weird News. I still think you should
have used the old MTV news intro.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
Yeah, something like that, or something like Brandy's meme of
the week thing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
I only want that if Randy actually dances that little
dance you just did, that would bring me joy. So
Randy do a little like nineteen twenties like tap dance there.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
Would Randy or Brandy Randy rand an r.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Brandy is sweet and she would probably do it. Randy
is a curmudgeon and it would make me laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
Well, Brandy does brand I'm talking about Brandy doing the
whole meme of the weak thing on their she did that.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Well I still want to see Randy do it with
an R. Randy with an R. Okay, book time, we've
got Greg back, and I know I've mentioned some of
his books before, but guys, I've got to tell you
this author is great. I love him. He mixes science

(01:39:04):
fiction with real science to write these books and they're
all just an adventure. And this book that we're going
to talk about is the first book. Really. I mean,
there's a couple of like lead up books. They're not
meant to be like Book one or Book two. But
it's Matt Kern said. He's an archaeologist, a linguist, he's

(01:39:27):
a professor at Harvey. He's a really smart guy, and
he gets pulled into these military operations that are crazy.
He doesn't he's always the reluctant hero. He doesn't want
to do them, but he gets sucked into them because
he's so smart. And this is the Book of the Dead.
And in this one, they're going around the world trying
to figure out the mystery of land that is just dropping,

(01:39:52):
you know, like sinkhole's opening up, except there's no groundwater
that is causing the earth to fall. It's solid bedrock
dropping down several hundred feet. And then everybody who's falls
with it that survives, their bodies aren't found. And we
discover that it's tied to the Necronomicon, and they dive

(01:40:17):
all into the Lovecraft stories. He tries to tie it
into how in this world it is a real thing.
They think it's not real, but they find the actual
Book of the Dead, and it's an adventure. It's an adventure.
And if you like HP Lovecraft and you're a fan
of action, adventure and science fiction, I really recommend all

(01:40:41):
of the Greg book novel Greg Beck novels, all of
them are great, but the Book of the Dead specifically
deals with the necronomicon and lovecrafty and horrors, and I
think you should go check it out.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Right, you can go read Daisy Darker, or you can
go read.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Daisy Darker that I will get around to eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
For text.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
Okay, so does anybody want to say anything?

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
Before I play our outro, I'll just throw my movie
recommendation in. Go check out Crossroads with Ralph Macchio and
what's her freaking name? Raid On charm freaking It ties

(01:41:37):
into the the whole Robert Johnson thing, but it still
has the same kind of concept. Very cool movie, a
lot of good music in it, and just all around
fun eighties stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
So go do your homework.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Go do it, and be sure to catch us tomorrow
night on Breezy Speakeasy over on Joe's channel at the
Breezy Speakeasy. We're going to talk about what isn't ghosts or.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
I'm diving up between ghosts and aliens, or we might
just do a mixture, you know, because because it's been
done so many times, has been beaten to death.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
But you know, I have I have a lot of I.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
Want to do a lot of comparisons, because, as everybody knows,
I'm a flat earther.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
But there is a lot of weird stuff about how
you know, they get. They've been told that they're from
a part of you know, space that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Isn't even visible by the human eye, and and ancient
civilizations have done that as well. You know, they're talking
about you know, Polaris and stuff like that, which you
can't see physically, but it's been known. So those are
interesting topics to me. So I think I want to
dive into a little bit of that, and who knows,
Mike carry on the ghost and then to uh, what's

(01:43:07):
the best looker you ever drink?

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Because it's the speakeasy, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Gin girl, Gin anything from you text.

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
I've got Heather Mosure on Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Ooh fun, So everybody go check Texas Front porch Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
Yeah. And if you don't know who Heather Mosure is,
she's the producer. She's a professor, but she works with
small Town Monsters Studios and yeah, she's very murdy. I
think I'm going to get her back on the whole
bell Witch subject. She loves that subject.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
Now there you go. That's what you don't hear a
lot of people talking about. Okay, so that's it from us.
Check us out, check out Breezy Speakeasy tomorrow night, where
I will be on there. I'm sure Texts will join
us if he's not dragged off by the Missus, and
then check out everybody else. BMR is on Saturday night.

(01:44:06):
I'll be on with him. Then we've got the True
Crime Show with Texts on Sunday night, still.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Right, yeah, yeah, me and Danielle. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
So then on Monday over on the front porch, she's
got mismosure, So make sure that we check that out.
And until next time, Kats and Kittens, thanks for tuning
in and we'll catch you later.

Speaker 11 (01:44:37):
This is the future evolution, This is the future.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
The net, the.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Near, the motion, the

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Near there
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