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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi everyone. It's funic with our paranormal world and Joe
Breezy pointed the right way.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, getting better at that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Point, kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like Dodgs wrongly.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There we go. Look who's back. It's Breezy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, Breezy finally made it back.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's been a while, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They're actually coming to Austin next month.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, I forgot the name of the freaking band.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's not I forgot it, and I'm not gonna try.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
To look for I can hear the song in my head.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But yeah, Stained Standards, yea, remember that one? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm not saying the concert won't be popular, but
I mean, just off the top of your head, you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think it reminds me of underwear.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Keith got off dated this guy. I'm gonna tell you
a funny story about Sained, not the band.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He did.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
This guy for a while, and I was in his
bedroom talking to him one day. He was I don't
know what the hell, he's across the room doing something.
I was sitting on his bed, unmade, right, young man,
unmade bed, and there was a skid mark on the sheets, on.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The sheets, and I was like, rough night Skins McGee,
that wasname.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
To this day, we are still friends and I still
call them skids.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's hilarious. I mean, I don't blame the man, especially
if he was extremely hungover.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, it was very possible that he was.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, you're sleeping. Good. You rip one. You don't really
realize it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, I mean that's more than a ripping one, sir.
In your sleep, you think that something entering or exiting
that particular orifice would pop your eyes wide oak, like,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's not you would think you would. It depends on
the booze.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I guess if the cheeks clap when when you're farting,
and you know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I've been I've been drunk, but I've always made it
to the bathroom for whichever end it's coming out of,
I've always made it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's like blowing the raspberry and expecting no spit to fly.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, oh, kind of right.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Looking right advocate, Thank you, Keith. It's the Missouri Corruption Fund.
It will go to good use. It will go to
good use, Thank you, Keith.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's further sheets.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That last week it was Missouri Hangover funds because the
corruption fund. I hope that you guys get to make
it out to Missouri. I hope to see a lot
of you out there. I'd like to see I'd like
to put some faces to some names in the chat,
you know, face to faces.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Mm hmmm. You're dragging me there, so I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you making your way up to me for me
to drive you there. I'm probably not going to go
south five hours to go north.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll make it as easy on you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We were having that conversation earlier about how women get
unsolicited hot dog picks and when you're not expecting that
in the middle of the afternoon from somebody you've never.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like, he would never, just never, And you're like, that's
not very gentlemanly.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Not especially especially it's in it's in technicolor with people
in the foot like, I don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Did you see this thing? Don't know?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Don't like this was my reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, hard me in a chick, because like, hey, dudes,
don't get.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Those unsolicited tacks.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And even if we did, we just like you know,
going to go to be like sweet, but yeah, I'll
get bombarded so that d has to get old.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ah, is that the best
you've got, Jojo?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She said, the best you got?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
This is a very dear friend. And I would just
say he was he was having an off day, so
I was just like, well, pretend that I never saw
any of that. I can be cool like that. I
can be cool like that. M so missed Joe. Let
(06:09):
me tell you about the weekend I had, because it ethens.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm interested.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, let me tell you so my week last week
kind of started with one of my best and favorite
superintendents quitting at work all right, which just makes me
want to like, and I'm in the middle of a project,
not even in the middle. I'm like maybe a quarter
of the way into a project that's complicated with this guy,
(06:36):
So now I have to teach somebody new all the
shiice that we've been going through up till now. And
you know, I like it. And he's a good guy
and he's a good superintendent, and I mean, I'm happy
that he's moving forward with his career and he's gonna,
you know, get opportunities and grow that's awesome, But on
the selfish side of it, I'm just like, God, damn it,
(06:59):
there's that. And then Saturday, as I was finishing up
in the garden, so it was kind of late Saturday,
I am turning on the water to walk over and
like just finish watering my raised garden beds, and I'm
(07:19):
wearing toms. I don't think anything of it. I have
mulch that kind of covers the ground up, you know,
around my deck and off towards my water spictt just
because it's the grounds real muddy there, and the mult
is nice, you know, and keeps your feet dry for
the most part. So I'm walking with the thing in
my hand stepped on a wood. Not even a splinter.
(07:40):
This was like a sliver of wood that went through
my shoe and into my foot about that much like
it went into my foot, Yeah, and I immediately like
fall to the ground like I've been shot. I'm laying
there my husband's and side taking a nap with this
(08:01):
phone turned off. I don't even on my phone near
me because I'd put it down like somewhere, and I'm like,
you know that the Dave Chappelle skit where they beat up,
like it's the Eddie the.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
James or the.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Rig James or they has to crawl away off the couch.
I was crawling across my yard like that, and that's
all I was thinking of. Well, I'm in pain because
any like slight move of my foot because my foot
is now like anchored to my shoe, so anymore, right,
And I tried to pull it out, it wouldn't come out.
I flipped out. I mean it felt like it was
(08:39):
rubbing against one of my tendons. And so I'm like
crawling my way across art and uh. I eventually get
up and hop on one foot in I come in
like collapse, and I'm like, you guys, get your dad,
because I like there was no way I could pulled
(09:00):
this out myself, like it was insanely painful. So he
goes and makes my husband up, who who like treats
it like I've got a slight a tiny like inconvenience
under my skin.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I was like, dude, I am like I am stuck
to my like literally stuck my shoe on the inside
like I've been impaled, right, And uh, he had to
go get a pair of like pliers and my son's
(09:33):
like breathing heavy, like I'm afraid my son's going to
pass out because I'm like crying it hersonally like I'm
crying and my husband just, you know, rips it out
and then holds it up.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And I've got it, so I should show you guys.
And he's like, well, it's it's like it's like, I'm
not kidding you. It's like that much, like more than
a quarter of an inch, but less than a half
an inch, right that when in to my foot and
he's like, well, it didn't seem like it was that much.
And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Shove
that in your foot and you tell me? And so
(10:13):
I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I
need to go like to the emergent like urgent care,
Like I don't go to an emergency. H'm gonna go
like urgent care or something. And I'm like, well, see
what happens. I take my shoe off, which of course
is a dirty ass shoe, so I'm thinking there's all
kinds of bacteria up in there, and I squeeze my
foot to force it because it's a puncture and it's
(10:35):
not bleeding immediately so I have to squeeze it to
make the blood come out to like you're supposed to
force blood out to get some bacteria out. And it
went through a callus and into like I don't know
if you know, but the skin under a callus is
like super sensitive. Anyway, went right up in that bitch,
right up in there, and of course I can't walk
(10:56):
for the rest of the night. And then I'm starting
to get the head cold that my husband had that
I told them to stay that hell away from me
because I don't want it. I got it. So I've
got a foot I can't walk on and a head
cold developing, and then I have to go in and
get a tetan a shot and my arm still hurts,
(11:16):
like this is Monday, Like my arm's still freaking hurt,
Like it's just shit. It's just shit. It was a
shit weekend. Then I got like like everything got really bad.
I had to call off a work Monday. I tried
to go in Tuesday but ended up turning around. They're like,
get the hell out of here. So I had to
come home from work Tuesday with the fever and just
feeling like shit. It was just a dad weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It sucked.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It sucked, but I hope yours was better because you
were hanging around like I'm my famous people, right, yeah yeah,
I mean they've been in movies.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. My weekend started Thursday night. That's
when I hate you.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I was like, because I got immediately off of work
and all the actors and actresses were coming into the hotel,
so I went out there to go hang out and
party with them, and so yeah, last and from Thursday
night to Sunday. So it was a good long weekend.
(12:21):
But yeah, it was. It was a blast. The entire
convention was a blast. I had it mixed up. I
thought y'all's convention in San Antonio was the same weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know, I got text from from Josh. Josh texted
me a couple of times and then text texted me
and I.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was like, yeah, good, I think he got him mixed.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, because because I texted him because Lyle was there
with ghost Town or cool Town and yeah, and I
was like I was like, yeah, Monica and Texas supposed
to show up blah blah blah. And he hit me
up about an hour later, He's like, that's next week here,
and I was like oh yeah, yeah, you know, I've
(13:09):
been I've been drinking pretty hard and heavy. But but no,
it was dope. We had a really good time. The
numbers didn't show up is great. But there was a
lot of events going on in Austin. They had south
By Southwest going on, the Rodeo is.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Going on Formula one, and then.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
The Renaissance at Sherwood Forest. So yeah, I mean, but
it made it for a split split what to do
this weekend type of thing, So but it was still
for everyone. Yeah, it was still grandiose, like we all
partied down and had a blast.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh freaking uh.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Jenny Jamison canceled the last minute, which I really wanted
to meet her.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But other than that, yeah, it was great. It was great.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Good stories to tell from the party, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Uh yeah, I can't involve too many names, but yeah,
there's a lot of debauchery. Yeah, it went hard. Michael
Berriman came out as always. He's a really cool dude
to kick it with. I don't know if you remember him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
He was the original Hills Have Eyes, Weird Science. He's
the I remember him.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, ball dude.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, he's he's cool as ship.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We had Let's see, we had the kid, the little
brother from Poultry guys.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He was out there.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
The Tucker and Dale Versus Evil dudes were out there.
The voice actor for Scooby Doo was out there, which
was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Like the dog which the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, yeah, he's been doing it for fort how many years.
We're sitting around drinking and well he wasn't drinking, but
I was. But I remember exactly when he started. But
he goes way he goes way back, I mean, not
to the original. What was that Casey Casem yeah or
(15:48):
whatever originally, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's that's sixty.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But yeah, Malachi from Children of the Corners out there.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, yeah, kid.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That dude's a little dude like.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He looked like he was about forty five playing an
eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He was probably.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, let's see who else was at with.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Of course Joe Bob Briggs was out there right then.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
We had uh, I can't even remember them all.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It was a blur, but the VIP party was great.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Everybody was Dude Gin started running the Cupid Shuffle on
everybody and yeah, we had a DJ and everything and
rented the whole second floor lobby at the hotel. So
it was just everybody was getting toasted and just jamming
(16:52):
out as awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
The convention was cool too, but the after party are fun, right, Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I mean I always talk about the Ohio Bigfoot Conference
within Texas front Port Channel that I've mentioned it a
lot on here, but I mean back in the day,
I don't know what it's like now. I haven't been
since like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, but that was. I mean,
that place was the of the Bigfoot conventions. That was
(17:22):
like party Central. That was like party Central, and we
used to do this thing called Balls of Fury. There's
like a fire pit on the main entry level. It's
kind of sunking down, even sunken from the main level.
It's like just this little niche area with the giant
(17:43):
fireplace and like it's like a sunken box essentially that
you jump into and you sit in these like I know,
I know, child and so they're like these built in
sofas around the sides and everything. But the staircase are
built around this like funkin area, so you can go
(18:04):
up three floors and look straight down into the pit.
We called it the Pit and one year my gosh,
I don't even know. It was like twenty eleven, twenty ten.
It was like a long time ago. One of us
went up to the top floor with like a bunch
of those like you know, the super bouncy balls and
(18:27):
those tiny rubber balls, like a handful of them, both
of us or three of us, and all the way
up to the top, looked down over and just started
flinging them down into the people.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Nice and so.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It was balls of fury because they would obviously start
bouncing everywhere, hitting people upside the head. There's drunk bigfer
researchers getting one between the eyes. I mean, we broke
a pot and then turned it around. That hotel was
making a lot of money and did not kick us
out of there. Like ten years later, we checked and
(19:01):
the broken pot was still up there, kind of turnus.
I don't know they still do that there, but yeah,
we would have balls of fury and one of my
friends would make moonshine and he'd bring it out and
you'd get I mean, we're already toasted because there's a
bar around the corner in the hotel, so everybody's drinking,
(19:22):
and then he'd smuggle in like Mason Jars, and moonshine.
It was a good time. The last time I was there,
we tried to invent a new one because Balls of
Fury had been commercialized, like people we didn't know we're
talking about Balls of Fury and trying to there are
way too many people in the pit, so we started
to We took the baggage carts out to the parking
(19:46):
lot because it's in Salt Pork State Park in Ohio,
so it's kind of a hilly area. There's an incline
to the parking lot, so we started luggage carts surfing.
So we surf the luggage carts down the driveway. See
(20:08):
who could not whoever didn't get a broken bone on
the way back, you know, wins, I guess. And then
we tried to lose where we piled like five or
six of us on it and tried to lose down.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So yeah, yeah, there's some new cat or kid whatever
that was working at the hotel and he tried to
come down and he's like, all right, everybody's getting you know,
because there was like probably forty people downstairs while there's like,
(20:47):
you know, forty fifty people upstairs. And he came down
we were smoking a cigarette and Gin and everybody, and
he's like, all right, it's getting out of hand. Y'all
need to I'm gonna have to ask you all to
settle down, or y'all to and like we pretty much
rent out the whole hotel, you know what I mean
(21:08):
for for these events. And Jim like, she didn't fly
off the handle, but she was like, She's like, look kid,
She was like, we do this every year and I've
never seen you here. He's like, yeah, I'm only I've
only been here like six months.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And she's like, well, then you need to.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Turn around, go back inside, and don't worry about what
the fuck we're doing. And if you got to, if
you got a problem with it, Collie owner, because she's
gonna tell you the same thing I'm telling you, just
shut up.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He just got Yeah, he just kind of tucktail, and I.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Was like, damn, bab. She's like, what he needs to
know his place? Yes, ma'am, whatever you say.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm not going to argue with that.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So what do you guys want to talk about? Because
it's kind of open mic night here at the Trap House,
and I'm curious what the chat wants to hear what
do you guys want to hear? One and thirty six proofs?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I know smoking.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, So apparently Keith has absinthe from France. From France
he's going to be bringing to the conference, Sue nice
and I said, oh, real absentth and I butchered that
spelling because my mind's moving one hundred miles an hour
(22:51):
right now, and apparently spelling isn't going with it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
With Wormwood, yeah, I was going to say, with the
actual one, we get to see.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
The Green Fairy. I'd like to see the Green Fairy.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I'm just saying, yeah, so you know what Wormwood is right,
like not not not the herb and all that, the star, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Need to be Yeah, the winged planet. Yeah, even mentioned
the people. They say.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, so I'm not sure what to talk about tonight. No,
we're just sharing stories, but I don't really have a topic.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Did you do a show last week?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I did, and I talked a lot about books. I
had like six books I had read over the last
several weeks. And I went on and on and on
about the books I'd read, which were I mean, I
hope that people paid attention. I linked them in the
description of that show, so you can go back into
(24:02):
the description and at least see the titles. I don't
think I put links to them. I'm trying to get
like a word Press page up so that I can
do an Amazon link for books, because I go through
so many books, I should get paid for that. So anyway,
(24:27):
the name of the books that Lisa you can go
find them on your own, are in the description of
last week's show, because there's quite a few, and I'm
trying to think if there was one that you would
have liked because there were so many. But oh yeah,
I'll show you this one. I didn't really talk about
(24:48):
this because it's going to take me a hot second
to get through. But see that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Books of a Cult Philosophy, the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Three Books of Accult Philosophy, like the Foundation of Western Occultism.
Look at that, written in like fourteen.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Something that's bigger than the stand.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's bigger than some encyclopedias. Yeah, that's going to take
me a minute to chew through. But when I'm done
with that, we can do a whole, like freaking series
on it. Probably I'm guessing if I can even remember
what I read at the beginning once I get.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
To the right. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I had my nephew now the week before, the week
before for spring break, before last weekend, and.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I showed him stand by Me for the first time.
He's like what. He's like thirteen. He's like that stand
by Me and I'm like, dude, that's it. We're going
on in the think.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So every time, like we get to a certain point,
I have to like pause it and I'm like all right.
But in the book was like yeah, yeah. He's like huh,
and I'm like, yeah, it's you know, took him a
little while to comprehend it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then by the end of it he's like he's like, oh, breeze,
that was a great movie. Man.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm like, it's a good movie. It's a good movie.
I mean, regardless of the decade that it represented, like
the Age of the Boys, it's timeless. It's a good
lesson and storry for everybody. I mean, it transcends the
fifties for sure.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, the late fifties, early sixties.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I still have the soundtrack to it. It's on my playlist.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Really this sounds oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I love fifties music. I did not songs like yeah,
heck yeah. I mean I remember I was on a
big Foot outing and I was at base camp with
I don't know two other people. One of the guys
that was there in camp was an older guy, like
(27:18):
older guy, and I was just singing like Rock and
Rob and I was singing like fifty songs because I
must have listened to the soundtrack, so beyond the soundtrack
to stand by me, obviously, I know other fifties songs
and and other lyrics, and I'm singing them and you know,
waiting the beats and kind of humming along. And he
was amazed that I knew the songs from his childhood.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So that was fun. That's dope.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, when Rock and Robin came on there, because both
my son and my nephew they they know modern very
so when Rock and Robin came on there like hey,
that's Jackson five, and I was like no, but yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
The key that's what what whiskey do? I why? Choice? Yeah,
it's my whiskey. Choice. I don't know. I very rarely
go into exotic.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So if I were just to say, right up off
the top, crowned rules might go to I dig it
just if I'm just going and buying something off the shelf. Recently,
for Jim's birthday, I bought a bottle of that.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's a limited edition.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's Jack Daniels Sprinksonatra version and it's like one hundred
and sixty five dollars a bottle. So I bought a
bottle of that, and it's some of the smoothest whiskey
I ever drink in my life, like no doubt, like
(28:59):
it's danger Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Well, the whole gig is it's supposed to model itself.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I guess it was Sinatra and Jackie Gleason got together
and had an idea for a whiskey and then they
made it happen recently. But but yeah, but like if
I'm going for like something special, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I really don't go too.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Far as as far as being a connoisseur of it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
But like my pops, he drinks some crap I don't
even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But it's got like a little statue dude on top
of it, and it's like fancy, you know, I'll get out.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, and he's like.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Try this, you know, and three or four, like I
can drink five or six cups, you know, like this
is regular whiskey, but.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
About three or four drinks of that, you know, like
in this one time.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let me tell you, everybody is listen. And I don't
know why I don't talk like that to people in
my regular like stupid, I mean, Monica. I guess I
think it sounds cool when I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
And bitch apparently, no, I know, I know plenty of
people like that.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, and then I remember when I'm sober, and.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, the ones that the.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Ones that get me, and I saw a bunch of
them this last past weekend. Because you can tell, like
so like whenever I get even if I get drunk,
I might say stupid stuff, but I don't sound stupid.
I sound just like I pretty much do now, maybe
a little slurry, I'm not that.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then like man no, no, like like man.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
See see see you know, like doing that kind of
redundant and getting also increasing your volume volume, Lou.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I already have a loud voice, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Like people can't hear you when they're three feet away
from you. No no, no, no no no no no no,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You know now you know you're not listening. You're not listening.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I mean to be fair, the last time I got
super ship faced, I was in New Orleans and I
was in the middle of the dungeon and let me
tell you the volume of base and just the sounds
coming out because they have speakers under the barsto. They
have speakers everywhere. And my friend was like, I think
I'm being violated by this barstool because through uh, I
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was like screaming, like screaming and trying to convince my
husband that I should be a bartender at the dungeon.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't even.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Because I would be really good at that, even though
I have no freaking idea how to be im.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It'll be gray. I can do this ship, trust me,
I got it.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But to think of all the cool people I get
to talk to. Yeah, but in real life, I'm like,
I want to talk to people.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And introvert for a living.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Like if I'm at an inventioner, like I'll talk to people,
but like every day, all night, every night for a
living for no no, yeah, that she probably makes not
her but bull, there's a guy and a girl. They
probably make pretty good money from all the drunk people.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
See, that's what I've already talked to jim That's what
she would be great at because she's one of those
people who are like, we'll like walk up to people,
like especially the same as the conference, walk up and
hang out with people. And I'm like, hey, i's going
not trying to bug, you know, not trying to be
like on somebody's way because they're a freaking actor, you
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know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But she's like, but.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
She's like, hey, it's just super outgoing and one of
the strike up conversations. Sorry, my nose is ever since
that Cold Front came in, I got the the facial runs.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, every day, my eyes too, freaking everything.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
But yeah, and she's like one of those uh want
to know your life story and you know what I'm like.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
But you know, but the whiskey's over there. I got it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't want to hear your life story. Wander off.
I think we've all heard that story at this point
about how I wander off apparently when I'm drunk.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm just passing through, like I'm gonna go grab
a shot then go get a cigarette, and you know,
mm hmm, you know, unless you're like, you know, Jimmy Jamison,
I'm not gonna I'm just playing.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
See my problem is if I realize or if I
think they're a celebrity, I don't know, Like my brain
locks like a brain lock, I don't do well. I
don't do well. If you're just like some joshman, I
don't know who the hell you are, then yeah, okay whatever,
Like I didn't see the movie you were in.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'll be like, no, I just I treat them all like,
you know, I have no what do you call it
a starstruck kind of a thing going on. I never have.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Maybe it's because doing music and all that stuff, but
I just don't get that. But it makes what I've
noticed is it makes them feel like, oh, hey, you know,
he don't really care about you know, that sort of thing.
So I'm just down to kick it. And like I
met one of the dudes from I won't say who
(35:23):
it is, but Tucker and Dell versus Evil and me
and him like clicked up like hard. We were like
by the end of the weekend, we're freaking like straight
up homies, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
And and so you know, I just saw him as
like a cool cat you know, yeah, yeah I didn't.
I was like, I don't care what movie you were
in or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Well, I think like maybe like smaller stars like Dale
and Tucker and like, you know, it's a movie I've seen.
But it's not like Tom Cruise walking in the room.
It's not like when right, I mean Matthew mackana hey.
I think I was cool around just because I didn't
realize it was Matthew McConaughey I was talking to it.
It's not like it's not like I'm all of a
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sudden like it's.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Just my well yeah, yeah, well I mean even around
bigger ones.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Like bigger ones, so uh now that even around like
bigger cats.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
That are that are in movies like that, like.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Like Joe Bob, like I should be, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Just because the freakies and you know, like, yeah, I'm
just I don't know. It's not my m plus, I
don't know, it's not my style. And I can already
see how other people had around, uh around them when
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they get into that fan frenzy kind of a mode.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And I don't want to be that.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Story Yay, story.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Time about Monica fangirling out because one of my favorite
favorite favorite favorite movies is Boondocks Saints.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, I love that. I love both the movies really.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
One.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hell no that I thought they were both good, but
it was and I'm blanking out on the character's name.
So it was the brothers and then the guy who
gets killed in the first one, their friend.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, the shot the cat.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, I didn't like that scene, but I love it.
Convention and they were lined up right, and I bought
a photo and I was going through the line and
there's you know, Sean Flannery and the and oh god,
I see his kind of blanking gosh, darn't it walking
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dead guy? What's his name? He's one of the brothers anyway,
who I have a serious crush on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Not Jack, that's Senator Anarchy. Yeah, I know what you're
talking about, Aryl Haeryld Dixon.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, so I know his character's name, and I'm blanking
on his name, but I see his adorable face. Anyway.
I was like, oh, I'm getting the autograph and everything,
and the Rocco right, Roco's down there, like the brother
brother Rocco and I get the two brothers signature and
(38:45):
it's clear Rocos waiting for me to come over, and
I turn around and walk off. And what I had
done until they turned to him and they started laughing
and giving him ship. That's how you do now, Like,
(39:07):
I am so embarrassed I did that. I am so
embarrassed I did that.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You got to that's how you put them in their place.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I mean, I'm sure he was a nice man, and
I was just like so starstruck. I was like it.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Was just not thinking, yeah, it went off your radar completely.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, just still like it. Like the two guys are
just like, oh, and they're like, let's take a picture,
darling and this and that. They're like Gina like hugging me,
and I'm like, oh, Marta, that's it and yeah, and
then I'm like and my husband's like are you happy.
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I'm like giggling like a schoolgirl. Until I was turned
around and look back and they're like she to there
giving him ship, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm an asshole. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Rago's yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I love that that factor though, because like.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They a lot of them, especially the it's weird, the
ones that have only been in like one or two movies.
They expect to be you know, like upper echelon, you know,
and I'm like oh I did get them out of here.
You know, you've only been like one movie and you
(40:38):
think you're you know, the bee's knees about. And I'm
being polite by saying all that. I'm using old people words.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I mean, acting is a talent, Like if you are
a decent actor, that's a skill. That's a skill. You know,
because I promise you I'm not I can be for
short stints. I don't know that I could like do
a whole character for an entire effing film. So I
salute you. I salute you, b movie or not for
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you know, if you did a decent, decent job at it,
then had some but keep your feet on the ground, everybody,
Yeah exactly, Yeah, guys freaking phone like signature or not
phone numbers.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
You know, you are the fund that was subliminal.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Situational awareness that didn't have any because I got hugged
by Norman Ritas.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah it was actually I actually performed it at the
convention for you know, because I did music right, so
for people that know, you know, so they put me
on on Saturday at New from noon to twelve forty
five and Thursday I was there partying with them till
(42:08):
like three in the morning and then my DJ hits
me up and he's coming into town and he's like, yeah,
I'll be there like five.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You know. So I'm like, a, right, wait till he
gets here and then crash out. But that didn't happen.
We ended up doing like shots till like seven.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Thirty eight in the morning and then had to show
up bright eyed and bushy tailed and go do the
show at twelve and so it is one of the
most I was. I think I did five shots with
my cup of coffee that morning before I left. Yeah,
(42:49):
I was like, I slammed it. And I was like
I got about, you know, ten to fifteen minutes to
get to the to the venue, so I won't kick
in till then, so I won't technically be driving well
intoxic kid, So a.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Haled ass there, got there and did the show and
like afterwards, like all all these freaking people were like.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Dude, this is the greatest show, blah blah, do you
do awesome?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Man, Joe Bridge is the man this.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, but and and my nugget, you know, I'm like, dude,
that was the probably one of the worst shows I've
ever done, because you you know, you never do morning shows.
Every time you do a show, it's like eleven o'clock
or twelve o'clock at night, not.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Not during the day, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
So I was like, thanks, guys, and it got it
got to the point where my buzz at that point
in time in that evening wasn't reaching the capacity to
accept compliments like that.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
And I'm like, nah, Dad.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Did you hit in the side of the face her
right hair, not no other side?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
May I don't? I don't think so it's the lighting.
It's maybe maybe it's the lighting. Yeah, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Just like, dude, did you get like sucker punch?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Jim takes advantage when I pass.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Out, and she wears those big risk guards when she sleeps,
so yeah, I do get smacked off.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And yeah, no, I just you know, back when Chris
doesn't snore anymore, but when he did snore, I would
kick him as hard as I could, like vertically or horizontally,
I mean, and uh, pretend like I was asleep when
he wakes up. That's made him stop snoring. You to
(45:09):
stop long enough for.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Me to be able to go to sleep, right, Yeah, Yeah,
that's vile.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
No.
Speaker 7 (45:19):
Jing just does this thing where she's like because she
always sleeps on her on her left and I sleep
on the right of her. But she always does this
thing like in the middle of the night where she'll
just like forget I'm there completely and roll over and
clock me with one of those freaking hard plastic risk guards.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I don't sleep on anybody because I've gotten way too
much crap to the schnawls in my sleep, like right
in the beak man, Like I don't want to wake
up with like babies in the bed getting a knee
to the face or a foot to the you know whatever,
Like I don't I'm good.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't sleep facing me because every time,
like she goes to bed at about midnight, I got
a bed about three in the morning, and I drink.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
So she's like reading whiskey my face and turns into
the freaking hole like yeah that's me, I'm.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You, Chris, Like I don't know. It turns into a
vortex for the sheets, like a black hole, like they
slowly suck into his side of the bed. I got
like a postage stamp sized like issuance of sheet and
blanket that I'm struggling to keep on me. Well, he's
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continuing to like britle himself into all of it. I
should start kicking him again.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh this this one was awesome. You would enjoy this.
So one of the.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Tucker Dell versus evil dudes, we were sitting around drinking.
Me and him were like taking back.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
A twelve package, so we're like laying.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
My beers and I forgot how the conversation turned and
it came out that I was a flat earther and
he's a Canadian cat. He's highly intelligent, but he's like,
so you don't believe in science. I was like, science
is crap, man. He's like, I don't believe in gravity.
(47:36):
I'm like, gravity's bsdu's buoyancy. So before I know it,
I got like him on all right at the big
freaking bar table and like four other people, and they're
just like culting me with globe or facts. You know.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I'm like, yeah, but nah, yeah but no.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
So yeah, I took I took a beating for being
a flatter Earth there on that one that you did.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
If I wouldn't want linked at a conference.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
With all, but I was fighting him off. I was
doing good.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
The right was everybody kung fu fighting.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Everyone was kung Fu flatters, kung fu fighting.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah it's dope, but yeah they they gave me the
work for it, just like you always do.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
And I was like, no, like I'm standing no no
no no.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
No no no no no.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I already hear this ship from my friend Monica, and
I ain't gonna take it from you.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I ain't gonna take it from you, guys. And she's
way hotter than yell.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Thank you, I appreciate. Except for.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
One of those dudes.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
He was pretty Oh the so the big dude, I'm
not going to say, yeah, the bigger guy from the
Tucker and Dell, he's he's not big at all, and
now he's like skinny and tall and doesn't even look
like himself.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Really yeah, I didn't even recognize.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Him, like that large kid from stand By Me.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah right, yeah exactly, but him, so come to find
out him And okay, so you remember Jason versus Freddy? Yes, okay,
so remember the little stoner kid that's like Jay from
James Silent Mob, like the rip off of him. Those
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two dus are brothers. Yeah, he's a genary Jay. Those
two dudes are brothers. I had no freaking club. Yeah,
but the Jay and or the fake j.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, he's a prick.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
You know. It's been like popping up for some reason
on all of my not all of them, but a
lot of my videos. For some reason, it's cycling through
And I didn't search this out at just like like
every twentieth video is you know, they've they've made the
memes of Jay, like dancing like to the Silence of
the Lambs. People are like split screening it. Yeah the
(50:31):
you know uh and like doing like the dance with him,
like that ship's shown up on my feet. But you
know what would be cool for the movie night discussion
or Jay and Silent Bob movies.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
I just during the spring break I showed my nephew all.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, all of the Jay and Silent Bob movies.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
But not all of view with Skew movies, so like
I didn't get to show them, like Chasing Amy and mal.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Rats like Chasing I love Chasing Air, like.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Chasing Amy, but I love Love mal Rats. I could
not get into Clerks. I couldn't get into Clerks.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I love Clerks. Clerks makes me cry every time. Yeah, Dogma,
I like Dogma, Dogma. I love Dogma.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
I can't find dog I tried to go buy.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
It on a lot like that's it's hard to find.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah yeah, so, uh, where was it going with that crap?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Oh? So you like mal Rats?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
So the next mallapalooza that is coming up in May
in Temple, Uh, the main Malrats cat's going to be there,
the main kid, the one that, yeah it breaks up
with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
And one who called the fat and then she ran
herself to death.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, you're the one who farted while his girl was
going down.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
That's Jason Lee was. Yeah, he's he's on my face. Yeah, sweet.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I always remember the stink pump. I remember them beating
up the Easter money. Smoochy boochie cheese. I say that
to people they don't know what I'm looking like. I'll
even sign text messages like that, like smoochy bouci neu cheese.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, I love Clerics three.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Whenever Jay's talking to well, it's it's supposed to be
Kevin Smith in the movie, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
It's Randall.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
But he's like he's like reading through the script and
he's like, why you always got me saying stupid fucking
shit like snoochy Bouchi Nuccies.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
And he's like, that's literally everything you ever said. It's
literally what you tell me all the time. Yeah, yeah,
blah blah.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Right yeah, now, Mickey g if you haven't seen Clerks
three and you've seen one and two, prepare for it's
an emotional rollercoaster.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
It'll dude.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Like my my nephew is like, because I'm like hard,
you know what I mean, Like I'm a hard dude.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
He's like, do you crying?
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I was like, nah, man, I was like, Gangster ship tears,
don't cry crimes Like.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, like crimes.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
Like I was like, Noah, Beacon ship tears because it's
it's one of those. It will it's like, uh the
end of Monster Squad, no freaking Stein, yeah movie.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Man. I saw Monster Squad not that long ago, and
I was like, that's some dark ship is in the
beginning where the get sucked into the vortex, and I
was like, I watched ship back in the day. It
was no joke, Like, I mean, it wasn't quite the
level of Bambie and Old Yeller, but it was still
like if you stop and think about it, it's traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, no, exactly yeah, when that whenever I had it
didn't affect me until I had my my youngest daughter,
because she was my two older daughters their blonde.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Hair, blue eye or blonde haired green. One's blue ones green.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
And whenever I had my my youngest daughter, she came out,
you know, brunette and literally looked almost exactly like that
little Girl and Monster Squad at the very end when
Frankenstein's getting you know, stucked into the vortext and she's like, no,
don't go franky still, boy, I was like, I was like,
(55:00):
this was too much to handle.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Getting soft in your old.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Age, yeah, big test gay.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
But also that was when I was smoking a lot
of weed, which I don't do anymore.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
You could have emotions. It's okay, you're freaking yeah, you're
overlords taught you well before they dropped your ass off here.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, I was probably.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
I was probablys and bean dip out of the can.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
It's different, like you and I have discussed this before,
Like watching it as a kid, you're like, yeah, kill
that little ship.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, but as an adult you're like, leave the kid.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Like Pumpkinhead, like did.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Okay the first time I Pumpkinhead as a like teenager
whenever that was. I didn't like that because that was
a bullshit where they just left him. I was like, listen,
like accidentally killing him one thing, leaving his ass there,
that's a whole no our level. Yeah, douche baggery a lot.
(56:05):
Like I was like, yeah, you got it coming, yeah, pumpkinhead.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah they did, they had it coming. But then you know,
he figures out that, you know, there's stupid kids and.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Gives them the.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
What you were a stupid kid to the wrong freaking person.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
You know, yes, we all stupid kids. Do we get
away with it nine times?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, yeah, but there's that time that you.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Don't Yep, there's a time you gotta pay. Yep, you
gotta pay the clerk.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
You got to pay the pumpkin head got to pay
the demon tax. Apparently actually was Lence Hendrickson that was
paying the demon tax.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Never that's the that's the actual name of the that
do from Aliens or whatever.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, the guy, the dad who was morphing into the
next pumpkinhead gotch you.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
See, I'm horrible about that. Like when it comes to
the actual real names.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Like I know some of them, like Lance has been
around for so long, Like, how can you not know
his name?
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (57:20):
It's blasphemy.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
I know not this of which they speak. Mmhm.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
You want to do book review, let's do a book review.
That's do Monica's book review. Because we're winding down, I'm
running out of steam. I'm still getting over my cold.
Guess what we're gonna talk about today? What American Gods?
(57:49):
The TV series? This is the book that inspired the
TV series, right, Neil Gamon's Guymon. Depends on how you
protest it, Neil Gaimond's American Gods. And if you are
interested in old folklore, old myths, old legends, old god's deities,
(58:11):
call it whatever you want. It's got a little bit
of all of them in here. And it's even got
some instances of how immigrants, whether forced or willing, that
came to America brought their gods with them, and their
stories of how those gods assimilated into the New Land. Right,
(58:33):
And it is a crazy story. I love it. I
love it because I love folklore obviously, and I love
learning about other cultures deities, and you know the ways
they worship and how they're viewed, and it's really interesting
his perpect prop what am I trying to say, his
(58:55):
perspective thank you. I will spit that out eventually, his
perspective of what gives the God's power and why they
fight for your attention and try to stay relevant in
the world, and what happens to them when they don't.
So if you've seen the series and not read the book,
(59:15):
I highly recommend you read the book. It made me
cry at several points because some of the stories of
the immigrants are brutal. Are brutal, but they're good stories.
They're good stories and expand your knowledge to learn a
little bit about different cultures around the world. And if
(59:35):
you've read the book, I highly recommend you see the
series one or the other. Always, in my opinion, read
the book first, then watch the series. I don't think
you'll be disappointed with either one. It's a great, great,
great story and I cannot recommend it enough.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
I dug the series. I haven't read the book, but
the series.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, the series was awesome, and it's close to the book.
It's it's close. I mean there's some like with any book,
almost all books like that are turned into movies or
series that there's differences, but by and large the same
gods are in there.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You got more of a chance when it comes to
the series because you got more you know, kind of
like the original it you know what I mean, Well,
I guess both of them technically, but you have more
of a chance because a book it takes you x
amount of how you know, a lot of howurs to read,
(01:00:38):
and when they try to condense it like Desperation like
they did, they did a really good condensing job in it,
but still there's so much more in it, you know
it sure, and.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Then you understand the motivations behind some of why they
why the characters did what they did. If you didn't
understand because you within a book obviously you can hear
what they're thinking and their thoughts behind, like what motivates
them to do like what they're doing or in the
movie you're.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Just guessing, right, yeah, yeah, because you get you get
a lot of the backstory, you know, like with the
Anne Rice ones, completely different. You can still condense the
story and get every piece of the story because a
lot of herd detail is really about like the visualization
(01:01:36):
of it, the painting the picture in your mind of
the way the house looks or the way the wallpaper is,
or the way the paintings look, and you know, like
she'll go like a whole chapter on you know, the
way the you know, the staircase, literally the way the
staircase looks, and you're like, okay, I get it. Yeah,
(01:01:59):
it's intricate, as I'll get out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
But you know, with like with King, with with a
bunch of others, you miss that either memories or you know,
like well there's a lot of clash backs.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, yeah, that would take up a lot of time
inside of a movie.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Oh yeah, which is you know a lot of people
and which especially go ahead, no, ladies first, As always, I.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Was going to say, I think they did the book
justice by turning it into a series where they could
stretch it out and as much detail from the book
in it that they could, which, yeah, that was smart
in my opinion.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what I was hoping about
the When You Turn Me onto the Mayfair, which is
the series.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But they.
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
They just I'm not I'm not talking crap, but they
just bounced all over the place so much that I
was like, wait, I did, no, this doesn't this part
didn't happen til lash year, So why are they.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Brought Lasher forward and like, but right now, if you
watched it now, I mean it's like heavy into Lasher for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Sure, right and then and then I'm like, well even
through halfway through it, like why aren't they ushering them Talto's.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
You know what, I didn't know Taltos is coming and
it's it's it's in the season, like they talk about
Tultos like they, yeah, I'm about halfway through. I haven't
watched it as religiously as I did before, but I'm
about halfway through the season even though I'm sure it's
over at this point, and they're talking about Talto's.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I like the Talto's part and Taltos actually gets into
what the think it's the fourth book of the stat uh.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
When has the kid?
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Or he has a kid because they d NA pulled him,
but they used the Tautos and that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Is it's pretty cool. It's it's it's the one.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Before where they all come from Atlantis, Like that's where, well,
what's the dude's freaking the the air god dude that
turned Maharet and oh he was the original I can't
(01:04:39):
think of the name right now, but I don't. Yeah,
he's the original vampire who's a cloud that sucks blood,
you know, but his he was the original Atlantan king
when Atlantis.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I got stole out. Yeah sweet. If Jake was here,
he'd smack me across the head and be like, yeah it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Okay, we're gonna wrap it up because I'm out of
steam right feel my voice leaving me and I'm struggling
to not just cough my lungs out right here. So
what's up, Breezy? Any anything you want to share before
we sign out?
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Not really, actually, so I took pretty much all of
March almost off from the channel because we had all
the events and then you were doing things and I
was doing things, so blah blah blah yah Schmackley. But
come on April and at least the first part of that,
(01:06:02):
I should be back on schedule at the Breezy Speakeasy
as long as a year down to do it with me?
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Or do you have something going on?
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
No, I got nothing going on to my night, but
I didn't want to bug you about it because I
know you're getting prepped for.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
The conference. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, I mean, I've got to get up early, so
if we do a show, I can't do a long
way have to be a short one like tonight, but
I can do it right on.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I'll fill it out. I'll fill it out and see.
But I wanted to get a good content show going,
and I was thinking about doing like that whole I
don't know if you've been keeping up, but the whole
new scan that they did underneath the Pyramids.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yes, which I was really interest I knew you would.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I thought it immediately, Yeah, and he wasn't like right
there in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Yeah, I was like, I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, now I knew that I put the hard d
on it. I knew it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yeah. But but maybe something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
But if we do tomorrow, it'll probably be like tonight,
we'll just gossip over and b s, maybe get into
Maybe I'll catalog a bunch of the movies that were
the the actors and actresses that have met, and then
we can go over those movies.
Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
So tomorrow or next week, whatever, Yeah, whatever, we can
squeeze in there, and anybody in the Santa area come
on out to the Lone Star Para con and Shirts,
which is northeast of downtown San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
That's Grove Ground, that's what. Yeah, So.
Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
And meet me and Tex and the Blondes and the Booze.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
We'll be out there shaking babies and kissing hands.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
So yeah, but that's your Saturday, right.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
That's just Saturday. So it's Saturday only. Afterwards, I think
we're going to be I don't know. We're going to
a bowling alley, which is okay. Yes, I was like, well,
that's not my scene, but I'll hang out for.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So I'll head up Richie Woody and see if he
because he lives his shirts or.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Civilo shirts. That's Universal City, same same ship.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
But yeah, I had him up and see if you
can meet you out there, and then hopefully on your
way back we can meet up and hang out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Heank you. So, if you're, like I said, in the
San Antonio area, come visit us at the Lone Star
Para Con Saturday. Entrance to the vendor area is free.
You only have to pay to get in to see
the speakers. I'm sure they still have tickets on sale,
so if you look that up, if you're interested in
the speaker list, when you check that out, then I'm
(01:09:28):
sure you can still buy tickets. Otherwise, I'm going to
be in the free vendor area and you can come
on by and say hi to me, and Texts and
the Blondes and the Booze and anybody else that you're
interested in saying hi to. And Joe and I appreciate
everybody who came on tonight. Hopefully we'll see you soon.
Hopefully I'll see you Saturday.
Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
And until next time, y'all stay safe.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
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Breezy pointed the right way.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, getting better at that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Point, kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like Dodgs wrongly.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There we go. Look who's back. It's Breezy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, Breezy finally made it back.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's been a while, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They're actually coming to Austin next month.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, I forgot the name of the freaking band.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's not I forgot it, and I'm not gonna try.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
To look for I can hear the song in my head.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But yeah, Stained Standards, yea, remember that one? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm not saying the concert won't be popular, but
I mean, just off the top of your head, you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think it reminds me of underwear.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Keith got off dated this guy. I'm gonna tell you
a funny story about Sained, not the band.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He did.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
This guy for a while, and I was in his
bedroom talking to him one day. He was I don't
know what the hell, he's across the room doing something.
I was sitting on his bed, unmade, right, young man,
unmade bed, and there was a skid mark on the sheets, on.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The sheets, and I was like, rough night Skins McGee,
that wasname.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
To this day, we are still friends and I still
call them skids.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's hilarious. I mean, I don't blame the man, especially
if he was extremely hungover.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, it was very possible that he was.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, you're sleeping. Good. You rip one. You don't really
realize it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, I mean that's more than a ripping one, sir.
In your sleep, you think that something entering or exiting
that particular orifice would pop your eyes wide oak, like,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's not you would think you would. It depends on
the booze.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I guess if the cheeks clap when when you're farting,
and you know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I've been I've been drunk, but I've always made it
to the bathroom for whichever end it's coming out of,
I've always made it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's like blowing the raspberry and expecting no spit to fly.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, oh, kind of right.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Looking right advocate, Thank you, Keith. It's the Missouri Corruption Fund.
It will go to good use. It will go to
good use, Thank you, Keith.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's further sheets.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That last week it was Missouri Hangover funds because the
corruption fund. I hope that you guys get to make
it out to Missouri. I hope to see a lot
of you out there. I'd like to see I'd like
to put some faces to some names in the chat,
you know, face to faces.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Mm hmmm. You're dragging me there, so I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you making your way up to me for me
to drive you there. I'm probably not going to go
south five hours to go north.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll make it as easy on you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We were having that conversation earlier about how women get
unsolicited hot dog picks and when you're not expecting that
in the middle of the afternoon from somebody you've never.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like, he would never, just never, And you're like, that's
not very gentlemanly.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Not especially especially it's in it's in technicolor with people
in the foot like, I don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Did you see this thing? Don't know?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Don't like this was my reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, hard me in a chick, because like, hey, dudes,
don't get.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Those unsolicited tacks.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And even if we did, we just like you know,
going to go to be like sweet, but yeah, I'll
get bombarded so that d has to get old.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ah, is that the best
you've got, Jojo?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She said, the best you got?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
This is a very dear friend. And I would just
say he was he was having an off day, so
I was just like, well, pretend that I never saw
any of that. I can be cool like that. I
can be cool like that. M so missed Joe. Let
(06:09):
me tell you about the weekend I had, because it ethens.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm interested.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, let me tell you so my week last week
kind of started with one of my best and favorite
superintendents quitting at work all right, which just makes me
want to like, and I'm in the middle of a project,
not even in the middle. I'm like maybe a quarter
of the way into a project that's complicated with this guy,
(06:36):
So now I have to teach somebody new all the
shiice that we've been going through up till now. And
you know, I like it. And he's a good guy
and he's a good superintendent, and I mean, I'm happy
that he's moving forward with his career and he's gonna,
you know, get opportunities and grow that's awesome, But on
the selfish side of it, I'm just like, God, damn it,
(06:59):
there's that. And then Saturday, as I was finishing up
in the garden, so it was kind of late Saturday,
I am turning on the water to walk over and
like just finish watering my raised garden beds, and I'm
(07:19):
wearing toms. I don't think anything of it. I have
mulch that kind of covers the ground up, you know,
around my deck and off towards my water spictt just
because it's the grounds real muddy there, and the mult
is nice, you know, and keeps your feet dry for
the most part. So I'm walking with the thing in
my hand stepped on a wood. Not even a splinter.
(07:40):
This was like a sliver of wood that went through
my shoe and into my foot about that much like
it went into my foot, Yeah, and I immediately like
fall to the ground like I've been shot. I'm laying
there my husband's and side taking a nap with this
(08:01):
phone turned off. I don't even on my phone near
me because I'd put it down like somewhere, and I'm like,
you know that the Dave Chappelle skit where they beat up,
like it's the Eddie the.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
James or the.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Rig James or they has to crawl away off the couch.
I was crawling across my yard like that, and that's
all I was thinking of. Well, I'm in pain because
any like slight move of my foot because my foot
is now like anchored to my shoe, so anymore, right,
And I tried to pull it out, it wouldn't come out.
I flipped out. I mean it felt like it was
(08:39):
rubbing against one of my tendons. And so I'm like
crawling my way across art and uh. I eventually get
up and hop on one foot in I come in
like collapse, and I'm like, you guys, get your dad,
because I like there was no way I could pulled
(09:00):
this out myself, like it was insanely painful. So he
goes and makes my husband up, who who like treats
it like I've got a slight a tiny like inconvenience
under my skin.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I was like, dude, I am like I am stuck
to my like literally stuck my shoe on the inside
like I've been impaled, right, And uh, he had to
go get a pair of like pliers and my son's
(09:33):
like breathing heavy, like I'm afraid my son's going to
pass out because I'm like crying it hersonally like I'm
crying and my husband just, you know, rips it out
and then holds it up.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And I've got it, so I should show you guys.
And he's like, well, it's it's like it's like, I'm
not kidding you. It's like that much, like more than
a quarter of an inch, but less than a half
an inch, right that when in to my foot and
he's like, well, it didn't seem like it was that much.
And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Shove
that in your foot and you tell me? And so
(10:13):
I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if I
need to go like to the emergent like urgent care,
Like I don't go to an emergency. H'm gonna go
like urgent care or something. And I'm like, well, see
what happens. I take my shoe off, which of course
is a dirty ass shoe, so I'm thinking there's all
kinds of bacteria up in there, and I squeeze my
foot to force it because it's a puncture and it's
(10:35):
not bleeding immediately so I have to squeeze it to
make the blood come out to like you're supposed to
force blood out to get some bacteria out. And it
went through a callus and into like I don't know
if you know, but the skin under a callus is
like super sensitive. Anyway, went right up in that bitch,
right up in there, and of course I can't walk
(10:56):
for the rest of the night. And then I'm starting
to get the head cold that my husband had that
I told them to stay that hell away from me
because I don't want it. I got it. So I've
got a foot I can't walk on and a head
cold developing, and then I have to go in and
get a tetan a shot and my arm still hurts,
(11:16):
like this is Monday, Like my arm's still freaking hurt,
Like it's just shit. It's just shit. It was a
shit weekend. Then I got like like everything got really bad.
I had to call off a work Monday. I tried
to go in Tuesday but ended up turning around. They're like,
get the hell out of here. So I had to
come home from work Tuesday with the fever and just
feeling like shit. It was just a dad weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It sucked.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It sucked, but I hope yours was better because you
were hanging around like I'm my famous people, right, yeah yeah,
I mean they've been in movies.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. My weekend started Thursday night. That's
when I hate you.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I was like, because I got immediately off of work
and all the actors and actresses were coming into the hotel,
so I went out there to go hang out and
party with them, and so yeah, last and from Thursday
night to Sunday. So it was a good long weekend.
(12:21):
But yeah, it was. It was a blast. The entire
convention was a blast. I had it mixed up. I
thought y'all's convention in San Antonio was the same weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know, I got text from from Josh. Josh texted
me a couple of times and then text texted me
and I.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was like, yeah, good, I think he got him mixed.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, because because I texted him because Lyle was there
with ghost Town or cool Town and yeah, and I
was like I was like, yeah, Monica and Texas supposed
to show up blah blah blah. And he hit me
up about an hour later, He's like, that's next week here,
and I was like oh yeah, yeah, you know, I've
(13:09):
been I've been drinking pretty hard and heavy. But but no,
it was dope. We had a really good time. The
numbers didn't show up is great. But there was a
lot of events going on in Austin. They had south
By Southwest going on, the Rodeo is.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Going on Formula one, and then.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
The Renaissance at Sherwood Forest. So yeah, I mean, but
it made it for a split split what to do
this weekend type of thing, So but it was still
for everyone. Yeah, it was still grandiose, like we all
partied down and had a blast.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh freaking uh.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Jenny Jamison canceled the last minute, which I really wanted
to meet her.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But other than that, yeah, it was great. It was great.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Good stories to tell from the party, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Uh yeah, I can't involve too many names, but yeah,
there's a lot of debauchery. Yeah, it went hard. Michael
Berriman came out as always. He's a really cool dude
to kick it with. I don't know if you remember him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
He was the original Hills Have Eyes, Weird Science. He's
the I remember him.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, ball dude.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, he's he's cool as ship.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We had Let's see, we had the kid, the little
brother from Poultry guys.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He was out there.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
The Tucker and Dale Versus Evil dudes were out there.
The voice actor for Scooby Doo was out there, which
was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Like the dog which the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, yeah, he's been doing it for fort how many years.
We're sitting around drinking and well he wasn't drinking, but
I was. But I remember exactly when he started. But
he goes way he goes way back, I mean, not
to the original. What was that Casey Casem yeah or
(15:48):
whatever originally, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's that's sixty.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But yeah, Malachi from Children of the Corners out there.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, yeah, kid.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That dude's a little dude like.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He looked like he was about forty five playing an
eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He was probably.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, let's see who else was at with.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Of course Joe Bob Briggs was out there right then.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
We had uh, I can't even remember them all.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It was a blur, but the VIP party was great.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Everybody was Dude Gin started running the Cupid Shuffle on
everybody and yeah, we had a DJ and everything and
rented the whole second floor lobby at the hotel. So
it was just everybody was getting toasted and just jamming
(16:52):
out as awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
The convention was cool too, but the after party are fun, right, Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I mean I always talk about the Ohio Bigfoot Conference
within Texas front Port Channel that I've mentioned it a
lot on here, but I mean back in the day,
I don't know what it's like now. I haven't been
since like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, but that was. I mean,
that place was the of the Bigfoot conventions. That was
(17:22):
like party Central. That was like party Central, and we
used to do this thing called Balls of Fury. There's
like a fire pit on the main entry level. It's
kind of sunking down, even sunken from the main level.
It's like just this little niche area with the giant
(17:43):
fireplace and like it's like a sunken box essentially that
you jump into and you sit in these like I know,
I know, child and so they're like these built in
sofas around the sides and everything. But the staircase are
built around this like funkin area, so you can go
(18:04):
up three floors and look straight down into the pit.
We called it the Pit and one year my gosh,
I don't even know. It was like twenty eleven, twenty ten.
It was like a long time ago. One of us
went up to the top floor with like a bunch
of those like you know, the super bouncy balls and
(18:27):
those tiny rubber balls, like a handful of them, both
of us or three of us, and all the way
up to the top, looked down over and just started
flinging them down into the people.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Nice and so.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It was balls of fury because they would obviously start
bouncing everywhere, hitting people upside the head. There's drunk bigfer
researchers getting one between the eyes. I mean, we broke
a pot and then turned it around. That hotel was
making a lot of money and did not kick us
out of there. Like ten years later, we checked and
(19:01):
the broken pot was still up there, kind of turnus.
I don't know they still do that there, but yeah,
we would have balls of fury and one of my
friends would make moonshine and he'd bring it out and
you'd get I mean, we're already toasted because there's a
bar around the corner in the hotel, so everybody's drinking,
(19:22):
and then he'd smuggle in like Mason Jars, and moonshine.
It was a good time. The last time I was there,
we tried to invent a new one because Balls of
Fury had been commercialized, like people we didn't know we're
talking about Balls of Fury and trying to there are
way too many people in the pit, so we started
to We took the baggage carts out to the parking
(19:46):
lot because it's in Salt Pork State Park in Ohio,
so it's kind of a hilly area. There's an incline
to the parking lot, so we started luggage carts surfing.
So we surf the luggage carts down the driveway. See
(20:08):
who could not whoever didn't get a broken bone on
the way back, you know, wins, I guess. And then
we tried to lose where we piled like five or
six of us on it and tried to lose down.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So yeah, yeah, there's some new cat or kid whatever
that was working at the hotel and he tried to
come down and he's like, all right, everybody's getting you know,
because there was like probably forty people downstairs while there's like,
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you know, forty fifty people upstairs. And he came down
we were smoking a cigarette and Gin and everybody, and
he's like, all right, it's getting out of hand. Y'all
need to I'm gonna have to ask you all to
settle down, or y'all to and like we pretty much
rent out the whole hotel, you know what I mean
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for for these events. And Jim like, she didn't fly
off the handle, but she was like, She's like, look kid,
She was like, we do this every year and I've
never seen you here. He's like, yeah, I'm only I've
only been here like six months.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And she's like, well, then you need to.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Turn around, go back inside, and don't worry about what
the fuck we're doing. And if you got to, if
you got a problem with it, Collie owner, because she's
gonna tell you the same thing I'm telling you, just
shut up.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He just got Yeah, he just kind of tucktail, and I.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Was like, damn, bab. She's like, what he needs to
know his place? Yes, ma'am, whatever you say.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm not going to argue with that.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So what do you guys want to talk about? Because
it's kind of open mic night here at the Trap House,
and I'm curious what the chat wants to hear what
do you guys want to hear? One and thirty six proofs?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I know smoking.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, So apparently Keith has absinthe from France. From France
he's going to be bringing to the conference, Sue nice
and I said, oh, real absentth and I butchered that
spelling because my mind's moving one hundred miles an hour
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right now, and apparently spelling isn't going with it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
With Wormwood, yeah, I was going to say, with the
actual one, we get to see.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
The Green Fairy. I'd like to see the Green Fairy.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I'm just saying, yeah, so you know what Wormwood is right,
like not not not the herb and all that, the star, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Need to be Yeah, the winged planet. Yeah, even mentioned
the people. They say.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, so I'm not sure what to talk about tonight. No,
we're just sharing stories, but I don't really have a topic.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Did you do a show last week?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I did, and I talked a lot about books. I
had like six books I had read over the last
several weeks. And I went on and on and on
about the books I'd read, which were I mean, I
hope that people paid attention. I linked them in the
description of that show, so you can go back into
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the description and at least see the titles. I don't
think I put links to them. I'm trying to get
like a word Press page up so that I can
do an Amazon link for books, because I go through
so many books, I should get paid for that. So anyway,
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the name of the books that Lisa you can go
find them on your own, are in the description of
last week's show, because there's quite a few, and I'm
trying to think if there was one that you would
have liked because there were so many. But oh yeah,
I'll show you this one. I didn't really talk about
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this because it's going to take me a hot second
to get through. But see that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Books of a Cult Philosophy, the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Three Books of Accult Philosophy, like the Foundation of Western Occultism.
Look at that, written in like fourteen.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Something that's bigger than the stand.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's bigger than some encyclopedias. Yeah, that's going to take
me a minute to chew through. But when I'm done
with that, we can do a whole, like freaking series
on it. Probably I'm guessing if I can even remember
what I read at the beginning once I get.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
To the right. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I had my nephew now the week before, the week
before for spring break, before last weekend, and.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I showed him stand by Me for the first time.
He's like what. He's like thirteen. He's like that stand
by Me and I'm like, dude, that's it. We're going
on in the think.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So every time, like we get to a certain point,
I have to like pause it and I'm like all right.
But in the book was like yeah, yeah. He's like huh,
and I'm like, yeah, it's you know, took him a
little while to comprehend it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then by the end of it he's like he's like, oh, breeze,
that was a great movie. Man.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm like, it's a good movie. It's a good movie.
I mean, regardless of the decade that it represented, like
the Age of the Boys, it's timeless. It's a good
lesson and storry for everybody. I mean, it transcends the
fifties for sure.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, the late fifties, early sixties.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I still have the soundtrack to it. It's on my playlist.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Really this sounds oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I love fifties music. I did not songs like yeah,
heck yeah. I mean I remember I was on a
big Foot outing and I was at base camp with
I don't know two other people. One of the guys
that was there in camp was an older guy, like
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older guy, and I was just singing like Rock and
Rob and I was singing like fifty songs because I
must have listened to the soundtrack, so beyond the soundtrack
to stand by me, obviously, I know other fifties songs
and and other lyrics, and I'm singing them and you know,
waiting the beats and kind of humming along. And he
was amazed that I knew the songs from his childhood.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So that was fun. That's dope.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, when Rock and Robin came on there, because both
my son and my nephew they they know modern very
so when Rock and Robin came on there like hey,
that's Jackson five, and I was like no, but yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
The key that's what what whiskey do? I why? Choice? Yeah,
it's my whiskey. Choice. I don't know. I very rarely
go into exotic.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So if I were just to say, right up off
the top, crowned rules might go to I dig it
just if I'm just going and buying something off the shelf. Recently,
for Jim's birthday, I bought a bottle of that.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's a limited edition.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's Jack Daniels Sprinksonatra version and it's like one hundred
and sixty five dollars a bottle. So I bought a
bottle of that, and it's some of the smoothest whiskey
I ever drink in my life, like no doubt, like
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it's danger Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Well, the whole gig is it's supposed to model itself.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I guess it was Sinatra and Jackie Gleason got together
and had an idea for a whiskey and then they
made it happen recently. But but yeah, but like if
I'm going for like something special, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I really don't go too.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Far as as far as being a connoisseur of it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
But like my pops, he drinks some crap I don't
even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But it's got like a little statue dude on top
of it, and it's like fancy, you know, I'll get out.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, and he's like.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Try this, you know, and three or four, like I
can drink five or six cups, you know, like this
is regular whiskey, but.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
About three or four drinks of that, you know, like
in this one time.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let me tell you, everybody is listen. And I don't
know why I don't talk like that to people in
my regular like stupid, I mean, Monica. I guess I
think it sounds cool when I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
And bitch apparently, no, I know, I know plenty of
people like that.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, and then I remember when I'm sober, and.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, the ones that the.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Ones that get me, and I saw a bunch of
them this last past weekend. Because you can tell, like
so like whenever I get even if I get drunk,
I might say stupid stuff, but I don't sound stupid.
I sound just like I pretty much do now, maybe
a little slurry, I'm not that.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then like man no, no, like like man.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
See see see you know, like doing that kind of
redundant and getting also increasing your volume volume, Lou.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I already have a loud voice, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Like people can't hear you when they're three feet away
from you. No no, no, no no no no no no,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You know now you know you're not listening. You're not listening.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I mean to be fair, the last time I got
super ship faced, I was in New Orleans and I
was in the middle of the dungeon and let me
tell you the volume of base and just the sounds
coming out because they have speakers under the barsto. They
have speakers everywhere. And my friend was like, I think
I'm being violated by this barstool because through uh, I
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was like screaming, like screaming and trying to convince my
husband that I should be a bartender at the dungeon.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't even.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Because I would be really good at that, even though
I have no freaking idea how to be im.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It'll be gray. I can do this ship, trust me,
I got it.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But to think of all the cool people I get
to talk to. Yeah, but in real life, I'm like,
I want to talk to people.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And introvert for a living.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Like if I'm at an inventioner, like I'll talk to people,
but like every day, all night, every night for a
living for no no, yeah, that she probably makes not
her but bull, there's a guy and a girl. They
probably make pretty good money from all the drunk people.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
See, that's what I've already talked to jim That's what
she would be great at because she's one of those
people who are like, we'll like walk up to people,
like especially the same as the conference, walk up and
hang out with people. And I'm like, hey, i's going
not trying to bug, you know, not trying to be
like on somebody's way because they're a freaking actor, you
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know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But she's like, but.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
She's like, hey, it's just super outgoing and one of
the strike up conversations. Sorry, my nose is ever since
that Cold Front came in, I got the the facial runs.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, every day, my eyes too, freaking everything.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
But yeah, and she's like one of those uh want
to know your life story and you know what I'm like.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
But you know, but the whiskey's over there. I got it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't want to hear your life story. Wander off.
I think we've all heard that story at this point
about how I wander off apparently when I'm drunk.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm just passing through, like I'm gonna go grab
a shot then go get a cigarette, and you know,
mm hmm, you know, unless you're like, you know, Jimmy Jamison,
I'm not gonna I'm just playing.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
See my problem is if I realize or if I
think they're a celebrity, I don't know, Like my brain
locks like a brain lock, I don't do well. I
don't do well. If you're just like some joshman, I
don't know who the hell you are, then yeah, okay whatever,
Like I didn't see the movie you were in.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'll be like, no, I just I treat them all like,
you know, I have no what do you call it
a starstruck kind of a thing going on. I never have.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Maybe it's because doing music and all that stuff, but
I just don't get that. But it makes what I've
noticed is it makes them feel like, oh, hey, you know,
he don't really care about you know, that sort of thing.
So I'm just down to kick it. And like I
met one of the dudes from I won't say who
(35:23):
it is, but Tucker and Dell versus Evil and me
and him like clicked up like hard. We were like
by the end of the weekend, we're freaking like straight
up homies, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
And and so you know, I just saw him as
like a cool cat you know, yeah, yeah I didn't.
I was like, I don't care what movie you were
in or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Well, I think like maybe like smaller stars like Dale
and Tucker and like, you know, it's a movie I've seen.
But it's not like Tom Cruise walking in the room.
It's not like when right, I mean Matthew mackana hey.
I think I was cool around just because I didn't
realize it was Matthew McConaughey I was talking to it.
It's not like it's not like I'm all of a
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sudden like it's.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Just my well yeah, yeah, well I mean even around
bigger ones.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Like bigger ones, so uh now that even around like
bigger cats.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
That are that are in movies like that, like.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Like Joe Bob, like I should be, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Just because the freakies and you know, like, yeah, I'm
just I don't know. It's not my m plus, I
don't know, it's not my style. And I can already
see how other people had around, uh around them when
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they get into that fan frenzy kind of a mode.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And I don't want to be that.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Story Yay, story.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Time about Monica fangirling out because one of my favorite
favorite favorite favorite movies is Boondocks Saints.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, I love that. I love both the movies really.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
One.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hell no that I thought they were both good, but
it was and I'm blanking out on the character's name.
So it was the brothers and then the guy who
gets killed in the first one, their friend.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, the shot the cat.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, I didn't like that scene, but I love it.
Convention and they were lined up right, and I bought
a photo and I was going through the line and
there's you know, Sean Flannery and the and oh god,
I see his kind of blanking gosh, darn't it walking
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dead guy? What's his name? He's one of the brothers anyway,
who I have a serious crush on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Not Jack, that's Senator Anarchy. Yeah, I know what you're
talking about, Aryl Haeryld Dixon.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, so I know his character's name, and I'm blanking
on his name, but I see his adorable face. Anyway.
I was like, oh, I'm getting the autograph and everything,
and the Rocco right, Roco's down there, like the brother
brother Rocco and I get the two brothers signature and
(38:45):
it's clear Rocos waiting for me to come over, and
I turn around and walk off. And what I had
done until they turned to him and they started laughing
and giving him ship. That's how you do now, Like,
(39:07):
I am so embarrassed I did that. I am so
embarrassed I did that.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You got to that's how you put them in their place.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I mean, I'm sure he was a nice man, and
I was just like so starstruck. I was like it.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Was just not thinking, yeah, it went off your radar completely.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, just still like it. Like the two guys are
just like, oh, and they're like, let's take a picture,
darling and this and that. They're like Gina like hugging me,
and I'm like, oh, Marta, that's it and yeah, and
then I'm like and my husband's like are you happy.
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I'm like giggling like a schoolgirl. Until I was turned
around and look back and they're like she to there
giving him ship, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm an asshole. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Rago's yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I love that that factor though, because like.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They a lot of them, especially the it's weird, the
ones that have only been in like one or two movies.
They expect to be you know, like upper echelon, you know,
and I'm like oh I did get them out of here.
You know, you've only been like one movie and you
(40:38):
think you're you know, the bee's knees about. And I'm
being polite by saying all that. I'm using old people words.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I mean, acting is a talent, Like if you are
a decent actor, that's a skill. That's a skill. You know,
because I promise you I'm not I can be for
short stints. I don't know that I could like do
a whole character for an entire effing film. So I
salute you. I salute you, b movie or not for
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you know, if you did a decent, decent job at it,
then had some but keep your feet on the ground, everybody,
Yeah exactly, Yeah, guys freaking phone like signature or not
phone numbers.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
You know, you are the fund that was subliminal.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Situational awareness that didn't have any because I got hugged
by Norman Ritas.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah it was actually I actually performed it at the
convention for you know, because I did music right, so
for people that know, you know, so they put me
on on Saturday at New from noon to twelve forty
five and Thursday I was there partying with them till
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like three in the morning and then my DJ hits
me up and he's coming into town and he's like, yeah,
I'll be there like five.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You know. So I'm like, a, right, wait till he
gets here and then crash out. But that didn't happen.
We ended up doing like shots till like seven.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Thirty eight in the morning and then had to show
up bright eyed and bushy tailed and go do the
show at twelve and so it is one of the
most I was. I think I did five shots with
my cup of coffee that morning before I left. Yeah,
(42:49):
I was like, I slammed it. And I was like
I got about, you know, ten to fifteen minutes to
get to the to the venue, so I won't kick
in till then, so I won't technically be driving well
intoxic kid, So a.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Haled ass there, got there and did the show and
like afterwards, like all all these freaking people were like.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Dude, this is the greatest show, blah blah, do you
do awesome?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Man, Joe Bridge is the man this.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, but and and my nugget, you know, I'm like, dude,
that was the probably one of the worst shows I've
ever done, because you you know, you never do morning shows.
Every time you do a show, it's like eleven o'clock
or twelve o'clock at night, not.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Not during the day, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
So I was like, thanks, guys, and it got it
got to the point where my buzz at that point
in time in that evening wasn't reaching the capacity to
accept compliments like that.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
And I'm like, nah, Dad.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Did you hit in the side of the face her
right hair, not no other side?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
May I don't? I don't think so it's the lighting.
It's maybe maybe it's the lighting. Yeah, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Just like, dude, did you get like sucker punch?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Jim takes advantage when I pass.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Out, and she wears those big risk guards when she sleeps,
so yeah, I do get smacked off.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And yeah, no, I just you know, back when Chris
doesn't snore anymore, but when he did snore, I would
kick him as hard as I could, like vertically or horizontally,
I mean, and uh, pretend like I was asleep when
he wakes up. That's made him stop snoring. You to
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stop long enough for.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Me to be able to go to sleep, right, Yeah, Yeah,
that's vile.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
No.
Speaker 7 (45:19):
Jing just does this thing where she's like because she
always sleeps on her on her left and I sleep
on the right of her. But she always does this
thing like in the middle of the night where she'll
just like forget I'm there completely and roll over and
clock me with one of those freaking hard plastic risk guards.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I don't sleep on anybody because I've gotten way too
much crap to the schnawls in my sleep, like right
in the beak man, Like I don't want to wake
up with like babies in the bed getting a knee
to the face or a foot to the you know whatever,
Like I don't I'm good.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't sleep facing me because every time,
like she goes to bed at about midnight, I got
a bed about three in the morning, and I drink.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
So she's like reading whiskey my face and turns into
the freaking hole like yeah that's me, I'm.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You, Chris, Like I don't know. It turns into a
vortex for the sheets, like a black hole, like they
slowly suck into his side of the bed. I got
like a postage stamp sized like issuance of sheet and
blanket that I'm struggling to keep on me. Well, he's
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continuing to like britle himself into all of it. I
should start kicking him again.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh this this one was awesome. You would enjoy this.
So one of the.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Tucker Dell versus evil dudes, we were sitting around drinking.
Me and him were like taking back.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
A twelve package, so we're like laying.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
My beers and I forgot how the conversation turned and
it came out that I was a flat earther and
he's a Canadian cat. He's highly intelligent, but he's like,
so you don't believe in science. I was like, science
is crap, man. He's like, I don't believe in gravity.
(47:36):
I'm like, gravity's bsdu's buoyancy. So before I know it,
I got like him on all right at the big
freaking bar table and like four other people, and they're
just like culting me with globe or facts. You know.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I'm like, yeah, but nah, yeah but no.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
So yeah, I took I took a beating for being
a flatter Earth there on that one that you did.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
If I wouldn't want linked at a conference.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
With all, but I was fighting him off. I was
doing good.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
The right was everybody kung fu fighting.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Everyone was kung Fu flatters, kung fu fighting.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah it's dope, but yeah they they gave me the
work for it, just like you always do.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
And I was like, no, like I'm standing no no
no no.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
No no no no no.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I already hear this ship from my friend Monica, and
I ain't gonna take it from you.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I ain't gonna take it from you, guys. And she's
way hotter than yell.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Thank you, I appreciate. Except for.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
One of those dudes.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
He was pretty Oh the so the big dude, I'm
not going to say, yeah, the bigger guy from the
Tucker and Dell, he's he's not big at all, and
now he's like skinny and tall and doesn't even look
like himself.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Really yeah, I didn't even recognize.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Him, like that large kid from stand By Me.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah right, yeah exactly, but him, so come to find
out him And okay, so you remember Jason versus Freddy? Yes, okay,
so remember the little stoner kid that's like Jay from
James Silent Mob, like the rip off of him. Those
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two dus are brothers. Yeah, he's a genary Jay. Those
two dudes are brothers. I had no freaking club. Yeah,
but the Jay and or the fake j.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, he's a prick.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
You know. It's been like popping up for some reason
on all of my not all of them, but a
lot of my videos. For some reason, it's cycling through
And I didn't search this out at just like like
every twentieth video is you know, they've they've made the
memes of Jay, like dancing like to the Silence of
the Lambs. People are like split screening it. Yeah the
(50:31):
you know uh and like doing like the dance with him,
like that ship's shown up on my feet. But you
know what would be cool for the movie night discussion
or Jay and Silent Bob movies.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
I just during the spring break I showed my nephew all.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, all of the Jay and Silent Bob movies.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
But not all of view with Skew movies, so like
I didn't get to show them, like Chasing Amy and mal.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Rats like Chasing I love Chasing Air, like.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Chasing Amy, but I love Love mal Rats. I could
not get into Clerks. I couldn't get into Clerks.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
I love Clerks. Clerks makes me cry every time. Yeah, Dogma,
I like Dogma, Dogma. I love Dogma.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
I can't find dog I tried to go buy.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
It on a lot like that's it's hard to find.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah yeah, so, uh, where was it going with that crap?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Oh? So you like mal Rats?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
So the next mallapalooza that is coming up in May
in Temple, Uh, the main Malrats cat's going to be there,
the main kid, the one that, yeah it breaks up
with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
And one who called the fat and then she ran
herself to death.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, you're the one who farted while his girl was
going down.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
That's Jason Lee was. Yeah, he's he's on my face. Yeah, sweet.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I always remember the stink pump. I remember them beating
up the Easter money. Smoochy boochie cheese. I say that
to people they don't know what I'm looking like. I'll
even sign text messages like that, like smoochy bouci neu cheese.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, I love Clerics three.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Whenever Jay's talking to well, it's it's supposed to be
Kevin Smith in the movie, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
It's Randall.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
But he's like he's like reading through the script and
he's like, why you always got me saying stupid fucking
shit like snoochy Bouchi Nuccies.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
And he's like, that's literally everything you ever said. It's
literally what you tell me all the time. Yeah, yeah,
blah blah.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Right yeah, now, Mickey g if you haven't seen Clerks
three and you've seen one and two, prepare for it's
an emotional rollercoaster.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
It'll dude.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Like my my nephew is like, because I'm like hard,
you know what I mean, Like I'm a hard dude.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
He's like, do you crying?
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I was like, nah, man, I was like, Gangster ship tears,
don't cry crimes Like.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, like crimes.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
Like I was like, Noah, Beacon ship tears because it's
it's one of those. It will it's like, uh the
end of Monster Squad, no freaking Stein, yeah movie.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Man. I saw Monster Squad not that long ago, and
I was like, that's some dark ship is in the
beginning where the get sucked into the vortex, and I
was like, I watched ship back in the day. It
was no joke, Like, I mean, it wasn't quite the
level of Bambie and Old Yeller, but it was still
like if you stop and think about it, it's traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, no, exactly yeah, when that whenever I had it
didn't affect me until I had my my youngest daughter,
because she was my two older daughters their blonde.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Hair, blue eye or blonde haired green. One's blue ones green.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
And whenever I had my my youngest daughter, she came out,
you know, brunette and literally looked almost exactly like that
little Girl and Monster Squad at the very end when
Frankenstein's getting you know, stucked into the vortext and she's like, no,
don't go franky still, boy, I was like, I was like,
(55:00):
this was too much to handle.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Getting soft in your old.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Age, yeah, big test gay.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
But also that was when I was smoking a lot
of weed, which I don't do anymore.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
You could have emotions. It's okay, you're freaking yeah, you're
overlords taught you well before they dropped your ass off here.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, I was probably.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
I was probablys and bean dip out of the can.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
It's different, like you and I have discussed this before,
Like watching it as a kid, you're like, yeah, kill
that little ship.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, but as an adult you're like, leave the kid.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
Like Pumpkinhead, like did.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Okay the first time I Pumpkinhead as a like teenager
whenever that was. I didn't like that because that was
a bullshit where they just left him. I was like, listen,
like accidentally killing him one thing, leaving his ass there,
that's a whole no our level. Yeah, douche baggery a lot.
(56:05):
Like I was like, yeah, you got it coming, yeah, pumpkinhead.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah they did, they had it coming. But then you know,
he figures out that, you know, there's stupid kids and.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Gives them the.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
What you were a stupid kid to the wrong freaking person.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
You know, yes, we all stupid kids. Do we get
away with it nine times?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, yeah, but there's that time that you.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Don't Yep, there's a time you gotta pay. Yep, you
gotta pay the clerk.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
You got to pay the pumpkin head got to pay
the demon tax. Apparently actually was Lence Hendrickson that was
paying the demon tax.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Never that's the that's the actual name of the that
do from Aliens or whatever.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, the guy, the dad who was morphing into the
next pumpkinhead gotch you.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
See, I'm horrible about that. Like when it comes to
the actual real names.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Like I know some of them, like Lance has been
around for so long, Like, how can you not know
his name?
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (57:20):
It's blasphemy.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
I know not this of which they speak. Mmhm.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
You want to do book review, let's do a book review.
That's do Monica's book review. Because we're winding down, I'm
running out of steam. I'm still getting over my cold.
Guess what we're gonna talk about today? What American Gods?
(57:49):
The TV series? This is the book that inspired the
TV series, right, Neil Gamon's Guymon. Depends on how you
protest it, Neil Gaimond's American Gods. And if you are
interested in old folklore, old myths, old legends, old god's deities,
(58:11):
call it whatever you want. It's got a little bit
of all of them in here. And it's even got
some instances of how immigrants, whether forced or willing, that
came to America brought their gods with them, and their
stories of how those gods assimilated into the New Land. Right,
(58:33):
And it is a crazy story. I love it. I
love it because I love folklore obviously, and I love
learning about other cultures deities, and you know the ways
they worship and how they're viewed, and it's really interesting
his perpect prop what am I trying to say, his
(58:55):
perspective thank you. I will spit that out eventually, his
perspective of what gives the God's power and why they
fight for your attention and try to stay relevant in
the world, and what happens to them when they don't.
So if you've seen the series and not read the book,
(59:15):
I highly recommend you read the book. It made me
cry at several points because some of the stories of
the immigrants are brutal. Are brutal, but they're good stories.
They're good stories and expand your knowledge to learn a
little bit about different cultures around the world. And if
(59:35):
you've read the book, I highly recommend you see the
series one or the other. Always, in my opinion, read
the book first, then watch the series. I don't think
you'll be disappointed with either one. It's a great, great,
great story and I cannot recommend it enough.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
I dug the series. I haven't read the book, but
the series.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, the series was awesome, and it's close to the book.
It's it's close. I mean there's some like with any book,
almost all books like that are turned into movies or
series that there's differences, but by and large the same
gods are in there.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You got more of a chance when it comes to
the series because you got more you know, kind of
like the original it you know what I mean, Well,
I guess both of them technically, but you have more
of a chance because a book it takes you x
amount of how you know, a lot of howurs to read,
(01:00:38):
and when they try to condense it like Desperation like
they did, they did a really good condensing job in it,
but still there's so much more in it, you know
it sure, and.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Then you understand the motivations behind some of why they
why the characters did what they did. If you didn't
understand because you within a book obviously you can hear
what they're thinking and their thoughts behind, like what motivates
them to do like what they're doing or in the
movie you're.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Just guessing, right, yeah, yeah, because you get you get
a lot of the backstory, you know, like with the
Anne Rice ones, completely different. You can still condense the
story and get every piece of the story because a
lot of herd detail is really about like the visualization
(01:01:36):
of it, the painting the picture in your mind of
the way the house looks or the way the wallpaper is,
or the way the paintings look, and you know, like
she'll go like a whole chapter on you know, the
way the you know, the staircase, literally the way the
staircase looks, and you're like, okay, I get it. Yeah,
(01:01:59):
it's intricate, as I'll get out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
But you know, with like with King, with with a
bunch of others, you miss that either memories or you know,
like well there's a lot of clash backs.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, yeah, that would take up a lot of time
inside of a movie.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Oh yeah, which is you know a lot of people
and which especially go ahead, no, ladies first, As always, I.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Was going to say, I think they did the book
justice by turning it into a series where they could
stretch it out and as much detail from the book
in it that they could, which, yeah, that was smart
in my opinion.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what I was hoping about
the When You Turn Me onto the Mayfair, which is
the series.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But they.
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
They just I'm not I'm not talking crap, but they
just bounced all over the place so much that I
was like, wait, I did, no, this doesn't this part
didn't happen til lash year, So why are they.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Brought Lasher forward and like, but right now, if you
watched it now, I mean it's like heavy into Lasher for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Sure, right and then and then I'm like, well even
through halfway through it, like why aren't they ushering them Talto's.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
You know what, I didn't know Taltos is coming and
it's it's it's in the season, like they talk about
Tultos like they, yeah, I'm about halfway through. I haven't
watched it as religiously as I did before, but I'm
about halfway through the season even though I'm sure it's
over at this point, and they're talking about Talto's.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I like the Talto's part and Taltos actually gets into
what the think it's the fourth book of the stat uh.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
When has the kid?
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Or he has a kid because they d NA pulled him,
but they used the Tautos and that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Is it's pretty cool. It's it's it's the one.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Before where they all come from Atlantis, Like that's where, well,
what's the dude's freaking the the air god dude that
turned Maharet and oh he was the original I can't
(01:04:39):
think of the name right now, but I don't. Yeah,
he's the original vampire who's a cloud that sucks blood,
you know, but his he was the original Atlantan king
when Atlantis.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I got stole out. Yeah sweet. If Jake was here,
he'd smack me across the head and be like, yeah it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Okay, we're gonna wrap it up because I'm out of
steam right feel my voice leaving me and I'm struggling
to not just cough my lungs out right here. So
what's up, Breezy? Any anything you want to share before
we sign out?
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Not really, actually, so I took pretty much all of
March almost off from the channel because we had all
the events and then you were doing things and I
was doing things, so blah blah blah yah Schmackley. But
come on April and at least the first part of that,
(01:06:02):
I should be back on schedule at the Breezy Speakeasy
as long as a year down to do it with me?
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Or do you have something going on?
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
No, I got nothing going on to my night, but
I didn't want to bug you about it because I
know you're getting prepped for.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
The conference. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, I mean, I've got to get up early, so
if we do a show, I can't do a long
way have to be a short one like tonight, but
I can do it right on.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I'll fill it out. I'll fill it out and see.
But I wanted to get a good content show going,
and I was thinking about doing like that whole I
don't know if you've been keeping up, but the whole
new scan that they did underneath the Pyramids.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yes, which I was really interest I knew you would.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I thought it immediately, Yeah, and he wasn't like right
there in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Yeah, I was like, I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, now I knew that I put the hard d
on it. I knew it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yeah. But but maybe something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
But if we do tomorrow, it'll probably be like tonight,
we'll just gossip over and b s, maybe get into
Maybe I'll catalog a bunch of the movies that were
the the actors and actresses that have met, and then
we can go over those movies.
Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
So tomorrow or next week, whatever, Yeah, whatever, we can
squeeze in there, and anybody in the Santa area come
on out to the Lone Star Para con and Shirts,
which is northeast of downtown San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
That's Grove Ground, that's what. Yeah, So.
Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
And meet me and Tex and the Blondes and the Booze.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
We'll be out there shaking babies and kissing hands.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
So yeah, but that's your Saturday, right.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
That's just Saturday. So it's Saturday only. Afterwards, I think
we're going to be I don't know. We're going to
a bowling alley, which is okay. Yes, I was like, well,
that's not my scene, but I'll hang out for.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So I'll head up Richie Woody and see if he
because he lives his shirts or.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Civilo shirts. That's Universal City, same same ship.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
But yeah, I had him up and see if you
can meet you out there, and then hopefully on your
way back we can meet up and hang out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Heank you. So, if you're, like I said, in the
San Antonio area, come visit us at the Lone Star
Para Con Saturday. Entrance to the vendor area is free.
You only have to pay to get in to see
the speakers. I'm sure they still have tickets on sale,
so if you look that up, if you're interested in
the speaker list, when you check that out, then I'm
(01:09:28):
sure you can still buy tickets. Otherwise, I'm going to
be in the free vendor area and you can come
on by and say hi to me, and Texts and
the Blondes and the Booze and anybody else that you're
interested in saying hi to. And Joe and I appreciate
everybody who came on tonight. Hopefully we'll see you soon.
Hopefully I'll see you Saturday.
Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
And until next time, y'all stay safe.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
The Future.
Speaker 9 (01:10:10):
Revolution The Crossing Rooms Conference launch in September nineteenth and
twentieth then will.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Doc and Richmond, Missouri.
Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
This is already being called the event of the year folks,
with an unprecedented list of speakers in the special guests,
two days of crypted UFOs and paranormal presentations, along with
a celebrity field, ghost hunt newt and Greek gallery, reading,
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