5/15/25 - Weird News

After a brief hiatus (Joe and I took turns under the weather) we are back with a whole show dedicated to freaky headlines. Each of us will bring our own scavenged articles to the stage and debate the validity (and sometimes sanity) of what is going on in this strange world of ours!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Howdy duty everybody. It's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Joe and I took turns getting sick. But what you
can do nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That's what.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Pretty much pretty much.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, sorry about that, but hey, we're back.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're back with a question about weird news, because you know,
when we do that, I think we did something kind
of like that on your show, and then Rob does
it on his show, and it's it's interesting, especially you know,
we could start talking about different things. So I thought
that we'd give it a go. But before we do that,

(00:47):
m's been up to Joe.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh, that's a long story suggling to live. Well, the
shortened skivvy of it was, I was I wouldn't necessarily
like sick like flew sick. I was just having some
severe health problems and uh I got ulcers really bad,

(01:10):
so like there was I'll skip the gory details, but
there's a lot of blood involved and loss of blood
and so I was like for like a week, like
I was literally like having to do laundry like twice
a day because I was just bleeding everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
But you wish.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
No. But anyways, tween.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Us is like, hey, go to the doctor. No, hey
to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
H Ay happened, but uh so I started feeling better
and my so I was out for like a week,
week and a half, and I started feeling better and
I was like, oh, you know, all right, finally getting
back to normal. And my son came over, uh my
older son, he's eighteen, and he came over for the night,

(02:04):
hung out with me, watch movies and stuff, and like
the next night he's like, hey, Dad, me, can I
borrow the car and let me go see my girl
and blah blah blah. And I was like, dude, ah, man,
I don't want to, but I was like I finally
gave in and I was like, all right, but be
back in a couple of hours. This is like midnight.
I was like, be back by like three, and he's like,

(02:27):
I promised, Dad, I'll be back by three. Blah blah blah.
And he at three o'clock rolls around and called and
he's like, oh, man, I had a I had a
flat and I'm like all right. I was like, He's like,
I hit a speed bump and I was like okay, yeah.

(02:49):
And uh so he finally makes it to uh the
water Burger in town, parks the car and he starts
looking at every thing, and he broke He literally broke
three out of my four rooms, like cracked him in
half and blew all the tires out of the ship.

(03:10):
So so I'm like, I'm like, dude, you don't do that.
By yeah, like, you don't do that hitting his speed
bump bro Like he's like he's like, oh yeah, and
he's like all right, at a level with you. He
ended up getting into it him and the people in

(03:30):
the car got into it with these other cats, and
they started shooting at him and shooting at my kid,
and so he punched on it and had to jump
curbs and get the hell out of there. And then
the process. Yeah, so long story short. Uh, as soon

(03:50):
as I found out that news, my ulcers go, oh, yeah,
well we're not done with you yet because now you
don't have a car. So it like kicked it right
back off and I was and so I was sick
for like another week till you you finally got it fixed,
and then then my nerves you know, went back to normal.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, ship, tell Victor to calm down.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, no, grew, I'm telling you, dude, telling me it
was horrible. Two weeks.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It is horrible. Two weeks holy ship. Didn't. Do you
have any cool bullet holes.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
In your No?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
But I got I got four because I had some
pretty nice chrome rims on the car. Now I got
four of those uh, completely black stock rims that are
ugly as sin. Then I'm have to buy hug caps
for sorry, so from being half cool too, not cool

(04:48):
at all. But I did get They had to upgrade
because my my tied. The rubber on my tires was
under warranty, so he did have to upgrade me to
the number one top michelin defend you. So I got
four brand new.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I should have got small road tires in case he
decides to borrow the car.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
That's not happening again. He's gonna be like fifty and
I don't want to be like no, absolutely not remember
thirty years ago. No, you're not bar in the car.
Oh yeah, yeah that was my That was my interesting

(05:38):
part of my two weeks.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But well, wow, yours was eventful, do ship.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I mean the other thing, I was sick a couple
of weeks ago. But outside of that, I just I
don't have a story to report.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
There's no blood everywhere in my story.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I wasn't shot at thank god, I've been shot at
twice already. I'm afraid the third time is going to
be the charm right, So wow, okay.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, what what would you come down with? We're just
getting the seasonal change.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, just seasonal crap. So what came and went pretty quick,
Thank goodness. I finally got rid of the dry coffee. Yeah,
finally got rid of that, because you know that lingers forever.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, I hate that. I hate that.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Freaking yes, just annoying your own business.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, it's freaking annoying.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
But like I said, no, no.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, biggie.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I guess we can jump into the news and jump
into the news, and.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Which one should we start with?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Because I have some.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Cool ones.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So I'll let you pick. I'll read you the headline,
I'll let you pick which one we.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Go with first.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
The Sherman Hunters I want to do last, just because
I don't give a crap about the story. It's the
photo that accompanies it.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Nice, it's epic. We're going to end the show with
that one.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
But I've got alligators in the sewer, myth, I've got
violent humanoid robot flips out. Elon Musk's doppelganger and mysterious
chupicabre like creature.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Okay, okay, so I think I've heard of three of these,
but like the the AI one, I couldn't tell if
it was really not. So look, yeah, I didn't know
whether to subscribe to it or not.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was like, and I'm not claiming that all of
these are factory I didn't go to the Daily News,
but I don't know that I'm too far up the
ladder from from something like the Star Tabloid.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Well, let's start with that one, the AI one.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, so let me.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Figure out which streaming your am because I've got like
two of them open. So I'm going to share with.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You that accompanies it, and then I'll reach a little
bit about it.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
This on the left hand side, blaling arms, the Asian
dude on the right looking terrified is the violent humanoid
robot snaps attacks factory workers and wild video win full
Terminator is the quote there, and it says it was

(09:12):
like a real life frock.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Them Sockham robots. You gotta watch if you haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
This robot is going absolutely freaking bananas.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't know how to react to it when dude,
it's like, should I box it?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Should I not?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Just just wind?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's just like flailing its arms. Hold on, we get
rid of this photo.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's just it's like doing this and it's on a peg, right,
it's held up by its cranium, so it's like it's
going nuts. And the dudes are moving away and it's
like the thing is following them, like it's like it's
reaching out for him as they're moving away, and it's
just like flailing arms like a seventh.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Grader trying to fight for the first time.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And it is the rest of the machine seems closer
than we might like to think.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Freaky footage captured.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
The moment that a humanoid or about seemingly snapped and
lashed out at its handlers like something out of the
dystopian sci fi thriller. This is what the Machine Uprising
might look like. Belarusian TV outlet NEXA captured an ex
clip of the alleged attack, which boats over one hundred
thousand views so. In the unsettling clip, which was shot

(10:31):
at an undisclosed factory in China, the bot is seen
dangling from a construction crane on the factory floor. Near
two men looking on cautiously. The two were chatting away
when all of a sudden, the automated biped goes berserk,
flailing its arms and legs about in a spectacle that
evokes a failed prototype from the RoboCop movies. At one point,

(10:56):
the raging machine worches forward while swinging, dragging this hand
along with it as the men try to avoid getting
robo bopped. During the ruckus, the computer falls to the floor,
while several other items are knocked off the table. The
clip concludes with one of the men flanking the angry

(11:17):
automaton and dragging its stand back in place and attempting
to stop its cybernetic rampage. So you guys, this was
a huff Post video. Let me see if I can share.
I don't know if you'll let me share. I've never

(11:37):
shared before. Extra camera video file, image share screen. Okay,
we're gonna share my screen. M We'll try it, I said, now, sir,

(12:07):
I keep getting them pop up. M hmm, okay, never bride,

(12:28):
it's not gonna let me sure.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
See Okay, So I guess the one that I saw
had to have been like a parody to it, because
what it was is you know the ones that are
like the I don't know, they're like the the AI
chick dolls, but they have like the white bodies like

(12:53):
kind of like it's kind of like yeah, and and
that's what it was. I saw, I think yesterday or today,
and like the dude's like going up to it and
he's like like rubbing on her stomach and like kind
of like feeling her red and she like she like

(13:14):
smacks on him and starts smacking him and he's like, whoa.
But the the body on the on the robot, of
the armor, I guess whatever look thick enough to where
it could have been just a skinny chicken a suit,
you know what I mean. Yeah, So I was like
because she looked like she had a little bit too

(13:35):
much emotion, you know what I mean, Like she was acting,
you know what I mean. I was like, yeah, I
think it was just a parody to that.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
So I sent you the link to it. See if
maybe you can share that, because that video is hilarious.
It would be more hilarious if I wasn't convinced that,
you know, sky Net's going to become self.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Aware at any point the near future, you know, I mean,
AI is a good is a tool?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's oh gosh, we're just screaming into that dark void
like Willie Nelly.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
There's gotta be there's so.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Much that could go wrong with it. It kind of
it does kind of scare me.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
A little bit a little bit.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Let's see, I have.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Done this before, Breezy.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, is it working out there? It goes bad?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
All right, Let's watch because this thing is.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Crazy. They're just chatting, what'd you bring for lunch today?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Man?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I don't know this.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Robuck's like if your lunch, dude, hell away from it. Ape.
It is going crazy. So that's the video.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
It looks like he ran into a bunch of yellow jackets.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I walked into a spider whip.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That looks like me when I walk into spider wigs,
except I start stripping clothes off because I'm convinced that
the spider got into my clothes.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Take my hat off.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I will start doing this as I am simultaneously just
stripping down because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't do spiders. Don't do spiders at all at all.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I appreciate what they do. I'm not looking to eradicate them.
I just don't want them.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Anywhere near me. Yeah, Gen's the same way. Actually, I
was surprised she she killed a freaking giant spider today.
Like the cat. The cat chased something underneath the underneath
the couch, and she's like, you'll chase some of the couch,
get up real quick, and she like took the couch
over like you know, like when when uh moms are

(16:40):
trying to save their babies and they lift up a car,
like she just like flip the couch over and just
starts stomping. And I was like, what the hell is that.
She's like, yo, this is a spider. I was like,
you killed it, because usually I'll get a yell from
the other room to a spider. Yeah, she don't.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Ye See, Chris has to take care of the spiders
for me, and I take care of any type of
cockroach like insect that we happened upon. I mean, we
don't really have any in the house, but if there's
like a palmetto bug or something crawling around outside, lose
his mind.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
And there was a time because our house is so old.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
And not insulated and there's gaps in some places. I'm
sure the car at one point there was like there
was a palmetto bug on the wall and Chris wasn't
home for that, but I was like, I can't leave
this stupid thing, and he's gonna flip out. So I
got up and it next to the wall with a shoe.

(17:40):
That little he bum rushed me, that thing like, ran
at me, ran at me.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I was like, dude, I got a shoe. Headshot done,
old bug. Like he was like, ugh, would.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
You got and what.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was like, your son and your car with the
other group of people.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
So.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, gim have me. Recently, I had just spray the
whole perimeter outside of the house and then step aside
as we're getting jiggers and yeah all that, and dude,
I was telling her. I was like, all right, just
be ready because as soon as I do, they're they're
gonna start flying inside. Sure enough, spiders and hants and

(18:25):
everything started trying to get in and out of the
poison grass. And yeah, so we were We've been fighting
off bugs for the last I don't know, half a
month or so.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I've got four cats. Ours doesn't generally speaking, that's their job.
Summer snacks, that's what those are.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, No, ours doesn't. As we unless like there's only
a certain amount of bugs that likes like those little
popping bugs, the ones it you know, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
she'll eat it, shut out of it. But like if
you but if you, if June bud gets in, she's like,
hell no, that's yeas problem.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
That anything that runs from him, It's like.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah he kicks in there, hunt yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah. So which one is next?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Is it alligators in the summer elon musk Stoppelganger.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Or the mysterious cheap of copper like creature.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Column I say, I say alligators because that's the elephant
in the room for the last twenty years.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okay, check that bad boy out.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Swamp Peppy.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sure enough. You've seen that movie Gator.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Remember that movie Alligator? Yeah, yeah, that's that picture right there.
That's a whole lot of Now that's just no. Uh oh,
I'm sorry. Did I walk into your living room?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Allow me to leave?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, this is another huff Post story. Alligators in the
sewer myth is true. City workers find out in jaw
dropping video. Oh holy shit, there is a villader.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I just thought the photo was reading the article. There's
a video. This thing is straight standing up in this thing.
I gotta okay, I gotta share it with Breezy again
since my computer won't let.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Me, won't let me share for some reason, it's gonna
be Breezy's job.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Eh, Lucier, I got a job, so okay.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
So the article goes on, this took place in Florida.
Thank goodness it wasn't New York. But yeah, I'm not
as shocked that it took place in Florida because it's
I mean, if they're going to be alligators anywhere, I
would expect it to be in the sewers there.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
But uh, this is the article.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
So New York might not have those infamous alligators in
the sewer, but Florida has.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
The real thing.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
A work crew in Ovido, Florida, proved the New York
City urban legend was a Sunshine State reality after discovering
a five foot long gator residing in the sludge filled pipe.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Footage of the.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Scaly subterranean terror is currently string up a crop storm
on the City of Viedo's administration Facebook page. Just another
reason not to go wandering down into the storm water pipes.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well yeah, yeah, maybe you don't do them.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Anyway, a spokesperson said of the new underground sensation, which
was spotted Friday during a routine pothole inspection. Okay, it's
a pothole inspection. Why were they in the sewer trains?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Why were they in the storm drains?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Oh? I know this because when they do potholes, you
got to make sure that it didn't go far enough
to get into the piping.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, I mean, couldn't you just run a light into
the friggin pothole?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Well, that might have been what it was. You usually
have like a little like a wire fed camera.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, well, I mean this is a five foot pipe, so,
I mean it's that's a decent that's a mean, that's.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
A pretty good con do it.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah it is so.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Public's works team had dispatched Ja robot with camera to
get to the root of why a cluster of craters
kept appearing on the road above. According to jam Press,
the workers soon found something far more terrifying lurking beneath
the surface. Okay, this is just like the movie Alligator
where that bastard comes popping up through the He was

(22:47):
popping up through the It's all the Alligator's fault. Those potholes.
Someone that caused him. He was trying to I mean,
he was just my feet. He was trying, couldn't quite
get it alligator in Alligator, but he was given it
a go.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
He's like, dude, I need fresh air too, right, some
sudlight later, it smells like down here.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
So the article goes on on Friday's inspection. As you
will see in the video, they came across a five
foot alligator. The mortifying moment was captured in a video
footage that recalled the enduring big city myth that inspired
the nineteen eighty b movie Alligator, and was further popularized
by a scene stealer Drew Barrymore and Steven Spielberg's Steelberg's

(23:37):
nineteen eighty two sci fi classic et.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't even remember that in et.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
W.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, anyway, so there is a gator in the storm
rains down there in Florida. Like I said, can't say
I'm overly shocked by that one. But okay, Joe, let's
share it.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Let me and that there.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Bam gators, Like what the what the ah?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Okay, I hate ai the hell.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You're in my personal space, man, you are in my
personal space.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Look at this thing. Screw it. I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, screw you guys, I'm going.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Just following us, leave me alone. That gator's gonna go
on his podcast talking about his UFO experience, right.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Followed me for months.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I mean, are you chasing it out? Are you just
further into the city. I mean, I feel like that
poor thing, it's I mean, it's five foot long, but
that's that's pretty small for a gator. I'm not saying
that I want to wrestle it, but there's bigger ones
out there. Yeah, well there's always At least it wasn't

(25:21):
a clown.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
We all flipped down here, Oki Doki. So what do
you think, Joe?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I mean, I've nevers and the sewers.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
In like New York and all that.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, I never kicked that one out of bed, you know.
I mean, who knows whether it's because people were flushing
gators as pets, you know, like that's that's suspect, But
you know, I wouldn't be surprising me. There's all sorts
of critters. We used to go through the sewers in

(26:01):
Austin when we were kids. You find all sorts of
weird stuff down there, animals, raccoons, you know. So I did,
what are you doing down? Like? What are you doing
down here.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
You know, when I was younger, the thought of su
urban exploration, like going down into the storm drains, right,
you know, liminal spaces. It just creeps me the hell
out anymore. And just knowing the type of people that
tend to live in those spaces. Yeah, I know it
way better than I do. Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah. One time we started, we were like fourth grade
or something. We found its, like we called it the room.
It was where like four tunnels connections had one of
those big box uh concrete box places, and we could
hang out there. And we had the great idea of
bringing a bunch of leaves with us and starting to

(26:54):
campfire and almost killed each they're trying to get away
because it all he's to do is smoke. So yeah,
I just created a giant freaking smoke build tunnel system.
We had to escape with our lives.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I want to live.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
But yeah, I mean I don't, I don't, you know,
I don't put it far past the realm of reasonability
to think that there's critters down there. You know, it's cold,
it's moist, you know, it's away from the public, you know,
So yeah, by gator cold.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And away from the public, attracts me, but damp youllow moist,
moist like a Betty Crocker cake.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
So okay, let's see that's no Musks unfortunate doppelganger, the
poor dude.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Bullying that man's probably receiving currently.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
So I've went Critter, So let's go Elon and then
we'll go back to Critter.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Right, all right, me get back here, let me get
to my media assets, and we'll take a look at
Elon's doppelganger.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
So he's a guy on the left for.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
The use of you who don't know to everybody thinks
of Elon Musk and he looks super stoked about it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Look at him. Yeah that's me.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Don't torch my house, don't follow me, oh Britton, Me,
I am not that man.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
But whatever have you.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Seen where people are rolling up behind side trucks and
they're projecting like all this bs on the back of the.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Cyber trucks.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm gonna have to find that video and share it
with you. So people are are rolling around finding cyber
trucks and projecting like anti Trump and anti Elon propaganda
onto the back of the cyber.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Trucks with projectors like yeah, like yeah, like a projector
like a screen.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. I salute you real men of genius.
So yeah, so Elon musks doppelganger says he's constantly being
harassed and.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's not a compliment.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Right, So article reads meet Elon Musk's doppelganger, a singer
from Luxembourg who says his uncanny resemblance to the tech
entrepreneur is not a compliment. H you go one, which
I mean, he sounds like he's related to Elon Musk.
I mean these names Elon Musk and.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Hugo One my cousins.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Anyway, mister one, who is twenty eight is regularly mistaken
for Musk, who runs Tesla in case you didn't know,
and says he's getting stopped while at supermarkets, bars and
cues for nightclubs and doesn't enjoy the comparison.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Quit bullying me, Yeah, dreadlocks or something, right.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
He looks so I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
So here's another one we're going to share because there's
video to go along with this. So he looks so
just completely put out. In this video, He's just sitting
there and these people are going on and on and
on around him and he's just.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Sitting there with his arms crossed like this.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
So the article goes on to read Hugo was most
recently stopped on a reunion night out with his pals
in Aberdeen, Scotland, when a group of lad shouted you're
Elon Musk at him. Can you imagine somebody just shouting.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You're Joe breathing.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Shit?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, deciding to fill the encounter. The strangers couldn't believe
he wasn't the business man. I'm sure he's like, listen,
you little twats.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I am not Elon.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hugo says he's about twice a month by strangers who connect,
who comment on his likeness to Musk, with a few
brave souls even asking for a selfie. These kids just
straight up damn near assaulted him. But they're just all
over him. Musk, who's fifty three, so a twenty eight

(31:56):
year old. So it's about it not being compared to Elon.
I'm sure there's a twenty eight year old getting mistaken
for a fifty three year old. I'm sure that's do
one wonders for the Ego. Musk, fifty three, is a
senior advisor for the White House, but more widely known
as the founder of SpaceX, a product project architect for

(32:16):
Tesla and owner of X formally Twitter. Despite the unwonted attention,
Hugo likes the way he looks and.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Can't see himself changing his appearance.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Hugo, a a disco soul singer from Luxembourg, says they
were the.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Fifth group of people to stop me that night. I
was exhausted and he looks it. So let's check out
that video, Joe. Let's see just how stoked mister Hugo
one is to be mistaken for mister Elon Musk.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, it's not going to have sound because it only
shares the screen.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Now that's fine, we don't need to hear them. You
can just imagine what a bunch of drunk Scottish lads
are yelling at Elon Musk or who they think is
Elon Musk, that they are just stoked in or not
taking this man's word that he is not Elon Cameras out.

(33:25):
Must suck to be a celebrity where everybody's up in
your girl constantly.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Now it's ego boosting.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I'm sure it's ego boosting in unless you're twenty eight
and you're being mistaken for a fifty three year old.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That's insulting.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's just insulting.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
But I mean, like, imagine if you like followed this dude,
you're like, we're gonna fall him back to his house
and he lives in like a single wide.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Trailer apart from raw head Rex.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, he's driving like a prius.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
He shouldn't be. He should start bolting it because so
Aristol said, he should start belting out some disco soul
to prove he's not evil.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I gotta look that up now. I don't know what
disco soul is. I like soul, I hate disco. So
I'm super curious about that combot.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
The way it's spelled, it looks like it's a band
of some sort double capitals.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Well, it could just be somebody who doesn't know how
to write properly.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
So yeah, So now we have mystery topacabra like creature.
We have nearly come to the end of my sharing.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Let's take a look. This one's actually legit. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, it looks like a wombat that's super long.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
From it looks like.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Like a short snouted anteater.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
But what's up with the red eye? What's up like
the whole like eye area?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I mean, I get the reflection from the flash or right,
I don't know, but it looks like it's missing fur
or something. Looks like it's tagged too.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It's like a honey badger. Yeah you just tagged, yeah, hone.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Ninge or maybe it transformed with an air pod in
its ear, looks like that.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Looks like that too, And it's kind of holding.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Something like a raccoon holds the cat food before it
runs off my.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Porch, right like.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I mean, but like it, I wonder what drove them
to Chupicabro because like that's that's not like anything that
we you know, the main two definitions of pica. You know.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Well it well, okay, here's what. It doesn't look like
a traditional trip because it's not the blue belt spines
down its back.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
You gotta wear wolf.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
There, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You've got to wear.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Warm bat aware badger aware badger.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
So we just started our own new crypti aware.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know there probably is that in some folkal or somewhere.
Swear to God, there's where everything.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
There's literally where everything.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
So the article under the Weird but True was from
April tenth of this year, and the headline reads, mysterious
creature resembling blood sucking chuopercabra shows up at a woman's
house in freaky footage. No one believed me, She quoted
as saying, so here be monsters, and it should be here.

(37:02):
There be monsters. So a Colorado woman, Oh shit, this
isn't I was thinking this was like in South America.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
There's something Colorado, Colorado.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Then it's like looks like a raccoon, but without the
bandit mask. Anyway, a Colorado woman was scared out of
her wits after she was visited by a creepy critter
that came in the night. A Facebook clip of the
animal is baffling commenters, including wildlife. It fit wildlife officials

(37:36):
with guesses ranging from rabid wolverine to bloodsucking chipcabra from
the Latin American folklore. I told everybody about it, and
no one believes me. A mortified janey Lynn thirty told
Pen News of the baffling beast, which shut up outside
of her home in Pueblo. So, all of you people

(37:57):
who want to see something freaky, there's some weird ass
raccoons or badgers or raccoon badgers hanging out in Pueblo, Colorado.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Find it, bring it back. Let us know.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I first saw it last Monday, during the afternoon. Okay,
it was.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
During the day.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
It was sitting on the road in front of my house.
I didn't run or active, it didn't run or act
afraid of me, and it turned around and looked at me,
and I got the chills and ran back inside. It's
probably smart, just in case it is a rabid badger.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, it's walking like a raccoon.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
There's another photo of it profiled it and i's got
a little hump on its back like a raccoon. Really,
she said, I opened my living room curtains and there
it was. Uh. It ignored her and started eating some cat.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Foe.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's a friggin raccoon.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Lady decided to capture the critter on camera to prove
the naysayers that it did in fact exist. The badger
raccoon of Pueblo, Colorado struck again.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Put a live trap out there and find out real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, just go out there. This is insane.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Put some wet cat food in it, and you'll have
to no accompanying.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
The footage shows the emaciated, chocolate colored beast.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's a freakin' badger.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Which has long arms and pink scar tissue ringing the
rat like face, showing down on a bowllet cap food
outside the window. The clip concludes with the creature waddling
away into the night. What the flip? What the f
is that? Seriously, exclaims Linn in the clip, before noting
that the animal.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Is all letty. Okay, So I'm going to share this with.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
You, Breezy, so you can show everybody there's I don't
think there is a video, even though it says there's
a video. But I see a lot of stills and
I just took that one still, but there's one of
this thing looking in the window and it looks like
a like a.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Not scabies.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
But what is it that the animals get where they're
all about?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Mange?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It looks like a mangy badger, looks like a really
mangy badger. It's got the blunted bottom teeth like a badger.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
It's a badger.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
There's a pizza commercial, so I got away.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
It's another clip taken from outside her home.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
This time the Mangie marauder can be seen eating more
cat food at the top of some concrete steps. So
I just would say that if it were a cheap
of coppare, I don't think it would be satisfied with
cat food. I'm feeling like it might be interested in
the cat but not the cat food.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, I mean it's raving.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Stuff like a raccoon.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
So I'm a little perpellx because it's its face looks
very badgery in one of the photos because it's like
right up against the glass.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
It looks like that.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
It's little front arms are reaching out in the photo
I showed like a raccoon. So maybe it is some
crossbread raccoon badger.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I haven't watched enough for the Animal Channel to know
how badgers and how they how their motions are. I
wouldn't know, because I mean some of those things they
literally they'll pick they'll pick food up and run on

(41:48):
like just its back legs and run away.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
The raccoons rolled badgers badgers straight up just like bulldogs
down the road.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Use the swing ads are just scroll.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Down there's stills. That's what I was wanting to look.
There's a still of it looking through the window.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Gotcha, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
My cats are trying to murder each other in my
living room.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Ah, here we go the boom.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Think of that.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yeah, that's that's a mains you badger.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Like a badger.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
But if you scrawl up a little bit, there's other
stills that look like right there, see the red circle that's.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
More raccoon shaped.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, badgers are a little.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Lower to the ground, more like a hum vy right
lower to the ground, and broad that looks.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
More like.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Mhmm.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
And the front arms there look like a raccoon.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
And it does kind of have a little pattern.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
There's badger like Now I will say that the ears
are the tufts or whatever the hell's going on on
the side of its head. There look a little bizarre
that looks like a raccoon. That looks like a badger.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I'm very confused.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Yeah, I don't know what that thing is. I mean,
I'm not I'm not I'm ruling out cup of coppera
but that is definitely an odd one. But I mean,
who knows, it could be a I don't know what
DNA mixes with what? So it could be a half
badger half raccoon. I mean there are doctor.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, mixing badgers with raccoons.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I don't know if he's trying to toughen up the
raccoon or lighten up the badger.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah, badge con whoa badger?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Badger?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah? I could turn that one of the other ways.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Looks unnatural.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I agree, Joe, Joe, two pops, I agree.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So there we go with a chip of copper story.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So last one, I'm just gonna read the headline and
then I'll show you the photo. Joe's gonna lose his
twelve year old Joe is gonna lose his mind over
this sweet So German hunters bellow like stags at National

(44:53):
Deer Calling Championship. Like I said, I don't give a
crap about this article. It's the photo after So.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Apparently in Germany a bunch of hunters like.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Having a stag bellowing contest to see who sounds the
most like a stag.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I guess I don't care.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
But they use they use instruments, They use instruments, And Joe,
this one's for you.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yes, I'm gonna need a little eye contact. Yeah, you
go for it boy.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Practice in there?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is he trying to stick a spyglass?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, I've heard of weirder, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I mean, I'm impressed. He's like they're unhinging his job.
That ain't easy to do. And the look on his
face while he's doing it, that's period.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah your delight. Oh yeah, No, there's not a bad
time about that at all. He's enjoying every inch of
that thing.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
He sure is, I mean, and that is some pride,
and that is some confidence to get up from its
stage in front of I'm sure a lot of people
and stick that in your mouth and looking.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yeah yeah, and not pretend that it doesn't look like
what it looks like. Does that know? This is totally normal.
Some Australia was like, you're doing the ditchery? Do all wrong? Bro?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
That's great, dude. I hope he's. I hope he's wearing
those little German shorts with god, I hope he is.
I would just seal the dinner he is.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Actually he looks you.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Know, that's what I thought, that that later.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Holds in strapped.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
He's wearing him. He's wearing him those those little Sway shorts.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
So that was for you, Joe, because twelve year old Joe.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I'm gonna have to show jin that and be like,
see it can be done.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Quit your bitch. This dude's doing from everybody and is
not looking on his face his contact info and that's
what the secret is.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
And he's obviously breathing. There's a microphone in front of it.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
No, it is a calling contest. He's probably breathing through that.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Last one.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Okay, I mean everybody's ah, everybody's got something. Okay, So Joe,
did you have any any news to share?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Well, okay, so I had one from and this was
It's not anything recent or current, but you can actually
I think you can write it, like because back when
we used to do our little news channel thing, dude
brought it up and he actually brought the articles to it.
But I don't know if anyone's heard of this, but

(48:23):
NASA was here we go. Uh, NASA was sending pieces
of bodies to or not bodies remains to the moon.
And apparently there was a bunch of original Star Trek

(48:44):
people that went went up there, part of George Washington
went up there, and a bunch of indigenous Native American
indigenous folk and the Native Americans. I remember in the
article they they were holy pissed off because I don't
say h ol I w h They were, you know,

(49:05):
completely pissed off because a the Moon's sacred and and
there you know, their ancestors remains are sacred. But yeah,
they said something like I want to say it was
like three hundred remains from like three hundred different people
or something like that. And if anyone wants to go

(49:26):
chased down that story, that one's pretty interesting. I was like,
I remember when I heard about it. I was like,
that is freaking bizarre, Like why A, why spend that
the money and resources on it? And b why turn
the Moon into a you know, a partial graveyard. You know,

(49:47):
that's just fucking.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Found an article from January of last year that said
human remains are headed to the.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Moon despite objections.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Then Alvaho Nation called for a delay and launching the
commercial lander Peregrine, which is set to carry human remains
on a private mission to the Moon, just before the
launch of the privately built moon Lander, partially funded by NASA.
The mission is being criticized for a portion of its cargo,
the ashes of dozens of people receiving space funerals because.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
The human remains.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
The president of the Navaja Nation wrote to the head
of NASA and the Department of Transportation in late December
to request that the launch be delayed. The objection lies
in the fact that tradition of the DNAE the Navajo people,
like those of many indigenous peoples, hold.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
That the Moon is sacred.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Sending human remains there can thus be seen as an
act of desecration. The controversy echoes in the incident that
NASA faced in the late nineteen nineties, but with the
new twist brought on by today's global, commercially aided Moon
rush and its highlights, and it highlights how uncertain about
what we can and can't be done in space, our

(51:04):
vast and gray as the moon is self interesting.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yeah, yeah, see it's got that, you know. I hit
the broadside of the barn on that one.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You got it right, You got right.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
So I found that one.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Anything about uh, other people being sent up there?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I yeah, I do remember something about a George Washington
thing and I was like what, but but I think
whenever he looked into it, uh, it was just like
pieces of his hair or something. Like that, Like it
wasn't like uh you know, and like they scooped him
up and plopped the you know, chunk in there. I

(51:57):
think it was just like hair follicles or something like that.
Well I mean, okay, yeah, and so okay, so there's
that one and then uh we did in another one.
And I don't know if it's still going down, but
there was a a penitentiary, either a penitentiary or state

(52:22):
jail in Mississippi I believe it was, and they they
were ended up. They started burying inmates without the family's consent,
and like whenever whenever, the whenever the family would as

(52:45):
to have the body relocated and buried, you know, in
their own place and whatever. They were showing up missing
like entire whole sets of organs.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
But they were shocking well.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean but but like apparently
they weren't even notifying certain people that that their family
members have passed, like so they think they're still writing
them letters. They think that they're still yeah, and then
but they're in.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Regular communications like yeah, I mean, I don't know, it
depends on what the crimes are. There are some you
know how I feel about Yeah, animal testing when rapists
and child molesters, right, leave the beagles alone.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, go grab the pedo out.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Of Yeah, you can have the wear badger to leave
the rest of them alone.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yeah, rare wear badger looked like it needed some sort
of medical attention.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
It's all looking for a vet. Didn't have industry.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Lady, which got in there just snacking off some cat food.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Wait for you to come to your senses, right, Yeah,
but yeah, that was that one's more commonly because you
know now that that there's a whole thing that came
out about the Oregon harvesting thing being a very popular thing.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
I know there was a big busting I want to
say it was Arizona where they found massive amounts of
illegal Oregon banking, you know, where they were holding them
in freezers and stuff like that. So, I mean, that's
not so much weird, but it is it is outside

(54:40):
of the norm, I guess you could say. And that's
one that stuck with me and my my last and
final one. And I haven't had a chance to really
dig down the rabbit hole on this one, but I
have seen a couple of you know, reels about it,
and so I don't know if you've heard about it,

(55:02):
but this I think it's in not Gualhara to South
American country, Guatemala, where they're excavating the site and they

(55:25):
found they just found the tip of a pyramid. And yeah,
and this, uh, the pyramid has they call it neo hieroglyphics.
They're actually Egyptian hieroglyphics, but a little bit more modern,
you know. They're not as old as like the the

(55:46):
pyramids and stuff, but it is a form of hieroglyphics
that came out later, you know. But they found those.
And then there's like a a part where they're supposed
to be a tomb okay and carved into it as
a freaking gray alien like big eyes, big heads, little body,

(56:11):
whole nine yards and it's supposed to be on top
of the tube. And I don't know if they've vescivated
or the Smithsonians came in and swooped down, but yeah,
but yeah, and they just they just got to the tip.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
It's just the tip, the tip.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Yeah, I've said it before.

Speaker 7 (56:33):
I've found a few articles here and one, the first
one that pops up says ancient altar found in Guatemalan
jungle apparently.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Used for something because of the phillipses off. Uh. And
the next one says exploring El Mirador, Guatemala is mysterious
Mayan ruin.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
And then the other one says burned Mayan royal remains.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Discovered in Guatemala. So which one do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I'd have to apparent them because there purple right, let's
see Guatemal in jungle, apparently used for sacrifices, especially of kinder.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
So it was supposed to be like at a mountaintop
that they thought looked like a pyramid and they dug
down and they just found, like I said, just a tip.
So I think it's like judging by how big a
human is, it's probably they probably dug maybe twenty thirty
feet down, and it's probably just going off of memory,

(57:44):
it's probably about uh, maybe fifteen feet wide at each
each side, with a with a really really pointy.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Okay, it's not co this is this is like Tequakan, Yeah,
but it's not terribly tippy.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I think this is an art.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
They found an altar inside of an existing pyramid or
a found pyramid.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Like I said, I only saw a couple of like
reels about it, and you know how we always talk
about it. You can't trust anything, like even if it
was in the regular news source. You know, it's it's
hard to trust also. But I don't know because it
could have just been one of those kind of like
the what was it the columns under the pyramids that

(58:41):
they found recently, but it was found in like two thousand,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Like an interesting image this other one that shows a
big year and it almost looks.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Like it has like a jet pack on its back.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
That's cool, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
So the e Mirador Okay, so anybody wants to then,
burns from burned royals remained wow, discovered in Guatemala and
Temple Pyramid. Apparently they didn't like royals back then either.

(59:26):
Discovery at the Ancient Side of Cancer, Uh you can
all is believed to reflect a political regime change in
the eighth or ninth century. Sounds right, and they just
burned them up.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Now, I'll do some homework on that one and see
if I can dig through the bs.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I'm interested in that one if you can find.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
It, because it looked pretty legit like they were it
was like some they were all you know, speaking Guatemala
on it or whatever, and dude was like zooming in
on it and you could see all the little higher
glyphs and you could see the and then it was
like that was when they found just the first part

(01:00:12):
of it, and then as they got lowered, that's when
they found the alien. Dude it but I'll I'll try
to get it before either tomorrow's show or next show
next week.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Sweet, So that was your final entry into the weird
news category.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I didn't expect us to go along tonight. We're gonna
wrap it up just because we're easing back in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I'm sorry, I just can't get the image of the German.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Oh no, that's going with me to bed. So I
didn't want to talk to you about it offline because
I wanted to pick your nugget about it on the show.
So what did you think about Hard Eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
So yes, I did watch Hard Eyes yesterday, and I
mean it was entertaining. It's just an updated slasher movie,
you know, it was interesting because I really did think that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I Okay, I have to admit that I missed like
the last ten minutes of it. I got to the
point where.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
The twist, the twist I got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Past the twist right where she's in the Saint Valentine's cathedral, right,
but I didn't see anything past two of the characters
talking to her while she's tied up that part, So
I don't know what the final ending was on it.
I thought it was entertaining, though I really thought the
dude that she.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Was dating was the killer or not dating. But it was.
I mean, it wasn't terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I just he ad campaign was horrible, you know, as
marketing person.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Myself break idea. Yeah, that's see, that's that's the part
that got me. And that's when I git you up
about it. I was like, I just the new generation
of It's like that whole part where they're in the
meeting and stuff. I don't know it just so if.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I if I launched an ad campaign like that, I
was responsible for a national ad campaign.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
With that premise, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I would expect to get fired once I came to
my friggin senses, because clearly I was insane when I
pitched it and then decided to move forward with.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
It, right, I just it was I think it was okay,
let me let me put it this way. I think
it was kind of like the same thing when I
first saw scream Like, you know, you get this envisionment
of how horror movies are supposed to look because the

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way you grew up on them, right with the filmography
and the cinematography, and like when just seeing all these
young kids and the way it was filmed, it's just
it looked so out of date.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Again, I didn't hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Okay, so hard eyes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Didn't hate I didn't. I mean, I loved Screaming it
came out, but I liked it for I mean, there's
a lot of reasons I liked it. It was unique
for its time, right it was now it's whatever, but
back when it first came out, it was different and
I liked that. Yeah, you know, and of course I
liked because it was filmed around where I grew up,

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so I was like, I know where that is, and uh,
it's just fun to be able to do that in
a movie. But I mean, and I still, you know,
kind of turned to scream At. It's not my go
to horror movie, but you know, if it's I'll watch it.
I don't think poorly of it. But I get what
you're saying. It's different and if you have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
A certain.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I don't know look or filmmaking type set in your
head and you go to see something like if you're
thinking eighty Slasher and you go see hard Eye Drink
and be like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
That, right, Well, the kills, the kills were good on point. Yeah,
but it's like, okay, creative kills in there. I guess,
I guess the best way to describe it is, you
know how you watch it. You watch a horror movie
and it's it's solow budget that that you can tell

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it's it just has like that almost like a porno
feel to it, like you can tell it's it has
like air in the in the sound, and you know,
you can you know what I mean. It just feels
very very stage. Yeah, then you got like that perfect medium.
Well this one was like the opposite. It was like

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way too clean it, you know what I mean? Yeah,
it was like there, it was like, I don't know,
it felt so so ah so not high budgeted, but
such good film production that it took you out and
made it feel fake.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Until somebody who just cannot stand Valentine's Day thing, it's
the stupidest holiday ever, stupid that I didn't dislike it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Based on that alone, like somebody doesn't like it just
as much as me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
And the thought of somebody and I almost texted you, dude, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Down with this killer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Going city to city every year, just knocking out compa
f you and your love.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Yeah, make me sick.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Yeah. I found some plot holes in it. I didn't
I can't remember them, but there were some plot holes
with uh the killer and the locations. I'd have to
watch it. I have to groll through it and watch
it again actually jot them down. But I mean, all

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in all, it was it was a good movie. I
dug it. It just was very gen Z for my taste.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Entertaining. It's entertaining at the end of the day, Like,
am I gonna go out and buy it now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
No, but it was entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I don't feel like I need that, you know, two
hours of my life back. I'm okay, it's purpose. It
entertained me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Yeah, and the and the the outfit was dope.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I like, out look sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I love the goggles you can turn on for the
light vision.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
They glow red.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah, I was pretty sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yeah. Yeah, I'd give it like three and a half
out of five. Okay about that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Okay, So we'll talk about books for a minute before
we sign off, and I'm going to talk about my
latest finish man. I've read so many books since I
since I did a book thing. So the one that
I most recently finished, because I went back through the
three or four that I finished since I did a show.

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And it's called The Redding and it's by Adam Neville
and he's a pretty good author's I've read some of
his other work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
But tonight we're going to talk about the reading.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And it is a folk horror book.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
So if you if you liked like wicker.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Man, you'd like The Redding. And it takes place I
want to say in Wales. I could be mistaken, but
it's in England, somewhere in the area.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Whales is a separate country, but it's in that vicinity
right along the coast. And it has to do with
a community that worships and makes sacrifices to a very
old creature that lives underground there and how many people

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in the village are covering it up and profiting off
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
And it's a good read. It's a good read.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
If you like folk horror, you would like this book
very much. It's called The Reddening Again by Adam Neville,
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Do recommend it. I do recommend it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
And you know, I kind of was tossing around this
book or another one that I finished that was I
was kind of EH about, because I mean, I'm always
talking about books that I just love that sometimes you know,
I read a book and I didn't hate it, but
it's you know, some of them I can read again

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and again and again. And this other book, not The Reddening,
but this other book that I was debating to talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I just it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
It's like a one and done. I'm not going to
read that again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
But I need to include in my opinions books like that,
you know, because you might get recommended something and think, well,
that might be a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Yeah. But the Reddening here by Adam is great. It's great.
I love full core.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
I'm really into werewolf books right now. And that it
looks like a werewolf on the cover.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
It's not a werewolf.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
It's definitely people. There is a monster involved under the ground.
They talk about it, they have a name for it,
they have a whole festival around it. It's not one
that I've ever heard of before. So I'm not sure
if that is made up or not. I've tried to
research it. I couldn't really find much on it that
didn't relate back to the books. I'm thinking it's it's fictitious.

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But again, if you like a whole full horror, then
that one will be good. And then I've got these
are up in my line up next. So right now,
I just started reading The Werewolves fifteen Minutes by Jonathan Mayberry,
and I like Jonathan Mayberry, I like this author that
this book, it's it's got a slow start for me

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because it's very you know how you thought Hard Eyes
was like gen Z.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Irritating. This book is starting off like that for me. Yeah,
because The Werewolf's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Fifteen Minutes is about a dude who's a werewolf and
his fifteen minutes of fame. He transforms on video and
uploads it to YouTube and he gets real famous because
people think he's some like awesome fex guy and he's like, no,
I'm a werewolf and they're like, I'm sure you are, okay,
even though we transformed on film, and then it's him

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trying to read, like hold on to that fifteen minutes,
So it's it's a little annoying for me right now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Hopefully we can get past it. If not that, I'm
going to move along to one of these other two.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
So either Hori Wolf or Tancy Blue Monster Hunter. I'm
not sure which one, but coming sooner going to be
one of those three books. If you want to read
along with me and know what I'm talking about in
the near future, it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Be one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
I wonder if it's inspired by that dude that transforms
to where well, I don't know if you've seen that.
It's a so I think I've seen it on YouTube,
but he's like in a police confessional and he's they're
like talka do He's like, I'm fixing a turn and
he just does just are there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Is clinical likecanthropy, there is literally yeah, yeahcanthropy. Well, people
will do that. They will do that. They think they're transforming.
It is a serious mental illness, and you know they
do kind of slaver, they'd salivate, you know, they get
a wild look. But that's just somebody going yeah, banana,

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somebody's completely going off the rocker.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
I can do that. After balla Jack Daniels, I'm aware
of Badger.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Don't talk to me like that, David.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
I'm trying to be serious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
So anyway, those are the books. Maybe it's inspired by that.
I hadn't seen that clip, but I've seen Clinicallycanthropy, so
it's probably something similar to that, right, It would be
cool if you guys want to check any of those
out again. We'll see if I can power through the

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next couple of chapters of Werewolves fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
If I can't do it, then I'll scrap it. And
I do that with some of them, and I'm going
to start I think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Rereading a couple of books too, because like I said,
there's some that I can just read over and over
again and I love them. I love them, I love
the story, I love the whole world that's created. And
there is the Monster Hunter's International series of books that
I have read everything. I have read every single one
of those books plus the three it's well, maybe it's

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for three or four offshoots of it, like just all
side stories about characters that they reference throughout the series
that have either passed or had an influence on it.
The organization, but the Monster Hunter and International, I need to, like,
I need to do a whole video on that, because
it's such a crazy world and it's such a good

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such a good series. So with that, I will stop
blathering on about books and Joe, you want to tell
anybody anything before we sign out?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Not really. I mean, we're going to do the show tomorrow,
you know, and asteroid hits or something. But I'm tossing
up on doing that range for Harry thing because I've
been nitpicking through it and I'm finding a little bit

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of this and a little bit of that that makes
it a very questionable not that I'm doubting it or
doubting someone's experience or anything like that, but there are
things that make you go about it, and there are
also things that make you completely buy it, you know.
So again, the short and skivvy of it is this

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dude in the sixties. He was stationed out in Nevada.
What's that therefore, space in Nevada. I forgot the name
of it. I'll get it together by tomorrow. And he
was doing the weather He's doing the weather post, so
there's like four different posts for where they have the

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weather stations, and he ends up running into and everyone
knows about it him, but he ends up running into
these calls them the tall Whites, and they're an alien race.
They live out there and basically kind of befriends him
and you know so, but yeah, if you want to

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do your research on it or whatever. If not, I'll
try to get as much as I can. But yeah,
but it's weird like some of them. In the beginning
they describe range. For Harry, that's his name, is like
a white horse is what some people see him as.

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And then yeah, I think it might be Nelly's Wrissell
and then but basically he's like, uh, really tall white
al by no dude with really long hair, and the
whole race kind of looks like that. But it's pretty interesting.

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We'll go through it if I do decide on it.
And because there's some and then there's some, Yeah, that
sounds about right, so we'll google most with that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
That's good, right, all right, So check out me and
Breezy tomorrow night. We're gonna be talking about that and
whatever else pops on our noggins.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Between now and then.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
So thanks everybody for tuning in. I appreciate it. Sorry
that we've been on hiatus for two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Weeks, but you know, stuff happens this happens. Sometimes we
got to take care of ourselves. So and so do you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
So until next time, we'll catch all on the side.

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