April 22, 2025 • 29 mins
This wholesome family sitcom follows the daily lives of a married couple and their children, blending humor with relatable domestic situations. The show's charm lies in its portrayal of everyday family dynamics.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Total tax and items two above. Attach your original forms
W two.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Do you want to be downtown with me?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thanks, I want to finish this income.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
May be a little late. I promised Louise Adams I'd
stop buy.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
And see her new silver.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
She's pretty proud of that, isn't she?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Why not? The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International
Sterling from Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling,
present The amusing transcribed Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring
America's favorite young.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Couple, Ozzie Nolan and Harriet. Hit You.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
In this great land of America, from the rock bound
coast of Maine to the snowbound coast of California, From
the borders of Canada famous for Canadians, to the borders
of Mexico, famous from Mexicans. From town to city, from
mountain to valley, from north to south, from east to west,
America is a land of tradition. Tradition is the seventh
(01:44):
inning stretch of the ballgame Firecrackers on the fourth of July, Turkey,
on Thanksgiving and at eighteen forty seven Rogers Road Ozzie
Nelson American completely unmashed in what is rapidly becoming.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
One of America's most exacts.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
For reading traditions. It calls for a complete mastery of arithmetic, prigonometry, surveying, semandates,
foreign languages including double talk and jabberwackie, not to mention
mind reading, and above all the control of temper.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Total tax and item two above attach original forms W
two tanks tanks. Oh, and to your tax from table
on page four for from line eighteen on page three,
(02:41):
and nothing complicated on fence. And to your tax from
table on page four or from mine eighteen on page three. Oh,
that's clear enough. And to your tax from table on
page four or from line eighteen on page three. Let's
(03:05):
see that again. You don't know how to work?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
If that's all I do?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Saw it gone?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Boys? Please? Well, I'm busy now. Evidently what they're trying
to say is enter your tax from table on page
four or from line eighteen on page three. Enter your
tax from the table.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I could push the whole works off the table into
the wastebasket.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Get exact. David's we're good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the saxe fellows, how's the government going to know
where they stand financially? If I don't get my income taxes?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Can you say to my squirre flower for me?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Pop? You're what my squirt flower?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You squeeze that rubber bowl and the water is supposed
to squirt off.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now let me see it. There's probably something stopping up
the hose.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I squeeze it. Nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
See like work that time. Let me your handkerchief, David.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Gee, I didn't even name it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, that isn't necessary when somebody's looking right into it.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You aren't mad at me, are you?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Pomp?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No? But I will be if you guys don't run along.
Let me finish this income text.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, Pop, you stay there, dopey. Well, David, that's not
nice calling your little brother dopey.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Do you know what he did? He spent his lawless
on that squirt floor.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, he can't go to movies.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, will you guys please finish this outside?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Nothing to argue about in the first place. Ricky wanted
a squirt gun, so he bought it. You want to
go to the show, so go ahead, David, Evidently Ricky
doesn't care about it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
He's just saying that I am not like that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, let's drop it. Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ricky doesn't want to go to the show, so let's
forget it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
See where I am here, pomp. What is it, Ricky?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Nice money? So I can go to the show?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Ricky? Why did you buy the squirt flower?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Will Thornberry saw it in the church store window.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What's Will Thornberry got to do with you?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
He liked it so much he thought I had to
buy it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did he buy one too?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
No, he's going to the show with David.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Ricky. What happened to you? Is a rather common thing.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You see, you were talking to something you didn't want
to buy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Happens every day. Ella starts out to buy a car.
Before he gets to the car a lot, he meets
somebody tells him about a television set, or he can
buy the television said. He meets somebody tells him about
a wonderful movie camera, or he can buy the movie camera.
He meets somebody who tells him about a car, so
he buys the car, and he never gets what he
really wanted in the first place.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
He started out to buy a car.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Pop well, that's not a very good illustration.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But you've got to learn to be firm.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Know what you want, don't let yourself be talked out
of it.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I want to go to the movies, Pop.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, but you've already spent your money.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I want to go to the movies, Pop. You can't
help me out of it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Well, I'll tell you what i'll do, Ricky. I'll advance
you the money for the movies, and next week I'll
deduct it from your lounge.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Thanks love, pop O Fellas.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Oh, Harriet, Hi, mom, wasn't the box Mom?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I bought that gray suit at the style shop, you know,
the one you said you liked so much.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I said I liked it, yes, don't you remember?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
When was that?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Today?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I made you double part to look at it, and
the policeman was coming down the street.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
They had it and blew it, also in gray.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
In fact, I met Louise Adams in the store and
she tried to talk me into taking the blue.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
One, but I stuck to my gun. You bought the gray.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
One, Yeah, I kind of liked it better.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is very interesting, fella. Did you hear what your
mother just said? It's just like you and will thorn
very Ricky. Your mother had the same experience.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Did you buy a squirt flower?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mom? No, it wasn't exactly the same, Ricky, but the points.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There anyway, if you want to look around for it.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Okay, haven't you finished your income tax?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Which are you?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Just about? I started off with a bang, but the
questions after name and address kind of slowed me down.
This is the one that's sticking me.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Now er your tax from table on page four or
from line eighteen on page three.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's very simple. Do you know what it means? Yeah,
of course. I wish you'd explain it to me. I've
read it over about ten times.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well it says right here what to do under your
tax from table on page four or from line eighteen
on page three.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, yeah, I guess I must be awful, stupid or something.
It just sounds confusing to me. Well, they just come
right out and tell you what you owe instead of
beating around the bush. It's a sneaky way of doing things,
isn't this it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Here's the table on page four.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Now we just go down the column the amount you earned.
So wait a minute, I see it.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Then move your head.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here here's the tax Oh sure, you see you just
entered the tax from table on page four.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was that stuff about line eighteen that was confusing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, go ahead fill it in and then you can nail.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It this afternoon. No, no, not right away. I want
to look it over a little first and check it
with this booklet.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
What booklet is that?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This one that Thorny gave me. Oh, let me see it.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
How to Save Money on your Income Tax written by
eight eight seven four three ninety two.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, I think that's just this CPA number or a
cold number.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
His name is on a dumplate.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Getting it to legitimate booklet. It's got things that I
didn't know about. You know, if I were a doctor,
I could deduct part of my car expenses.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
But you're not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, that's the one I have to pass up. Oh
I could be a doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I've got that big first aid kit we brought up
the war surples to it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You've never had your tonsils out, how you, Harriet?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No, I don't intend to.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
And I'll tell you another thing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We're not going to have another mad dash for the.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Post office at midnight March fifteenth. Go ahead and sign it,
will you. I'll send Ricky with you and make sure
it gets nailed.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Harriet.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Believe me, I don't need to take Ricky with me.
I'm a full grown man of normal intelligence. He give
me the tax return.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I promised to mail it right now. Well, I'm not
the tax return. So I thought you picked it up
from the table, just laid it down here a minute.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Ago, not under these papers.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I can't understand what happened to it. I had it
right in my hand. Here it is on the floor.
Oh oh thanks, huh, Ricky, you get your coat. You're
going down to the mailbox with Daddy.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
How do you like my new suit, David?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh gee, it looks swell.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Do you think gray is a good color for me?
You look swell on everything, David.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That kind of talk will only get you three desserts.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I mean it, mom.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I heard a couple of people say how pretty you
looked in church last Sunday, last Sunday.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
What was I wearing last Sunday? My blue dress and
my blue hair?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
David?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Are you sure you like me in gray?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Honest?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You look swell?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yes, I guess it is nice.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Gray is a beautiful color, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
It sure is a lovely color gray.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Look at all the.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Things that are gray, gray clouds, gray hair, the old
gray mare. I wonder if this material will take a
blue dye.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Hi, Ozzie, I.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Heard Joe, mister Randolf.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Hello, Ricky, taking your daddy out for a walk.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Just mailing my tax return. Beating the old deadline.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This year hurts a little low dozen movies.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, I don't mind paying my income tax. It's for
a good cause.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Say, I don't mean to bud into your personal affairs.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
But are you sure you've taken all the deductions you can?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh? Yeah, In fact, I have a booklet here. I
looked everything up. But there's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You can deduct it.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Most people don't know about.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
I let my cousin Herman do my tax. He's a taxman,
really knows the stuff too.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I looked everything over pretty carefully.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Can we mail app?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? Here we go out. I'll lift you up.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Goodbye money and just a minute, Ricky, Joe, believe me.
I took all illegal deductions possible. I'm sure I can't
possibly save another dome.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Okay, it's your money, not you go, Ricky, all the
government once.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's just what you owe them and just a minute, Ricky, Joe,
I can assure you I made the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Tax very carefully. I took every possible deduction.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
After you go, Ricky, Okay, okay, if you want to
throw your money away.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just a minute, Ricky, I'm getting dimmed.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Are you trying to talk me out of mailing this?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
It won't be any good, mister Randalls.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Ricky, let mister Randolph talk well.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I was just trying to help Ouz.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
But you probably know all the deductions you're allowed, little
things like deducting the tax you pay on theater tickets. Naturally,
you know you can take off the interest you pay
on any financing here.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'll let you, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Joe put that boy down on mailing. Ricky.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
I'm sorry, I bothered job Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Let's call him.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
How are you pulling down my cat?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
David?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Do you think this blue handkerchief sets it off a
little better?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gee?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Mom, I don't know if you think you like the
blue suit better. Why don't you take this from that?
You don't like this color on me?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I like it, Mom, but how about you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now I'm beginning to think Louise Adams is right.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I think I'll take it back and get.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The blue one.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But let's not mention it to daddy, shall we.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'll come well your father say, I don't have a
mind of my own, and we love Daddy the way
he is.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
We wouldn't want him saying the right thing.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, sir, Ricky mcboy, it was a lucky thing we met,
mister Randolph. Really going to save some money as well, Pam. Uh,
it might be just as well if you don't mention
this to mother. See she might not understand.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Maybe she'll get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, just don't mention it. See if she asks any questions,
I'll do all the answering.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Oh, rody, Harriet.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I was just coming in.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was just going up.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Is that your suit box?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Oh? Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Uh taking it next door to show Catain Thornberry.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, goodbye, so long.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
See Ricky.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
She didn't even ask whether we mailed the income.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Tax or not.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
That's what I was laughing about.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You run along and play. Now I've got to get
back and do some small work on this. Well you
better go put another belt on too. You can't go
around holding those pants up all day.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Where you been, Ricky.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
It's a secret.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's a secret between Pop and me. Mom has a
secret too, I'll tell you pop secret.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Does he tell me Mom's secret?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Well, Mom's seeking back the gray suit and she's getting
a blue one.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
What's pop secret?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Pop didn't mail us tax letter.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Mom and Pop are a lot of fun boy.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah that they sure have a a lot of dopey secrets.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, what is this purpleness of purpose Ozzy's been talking about?
Ariat sure doesn't have it. Ozzy sure doesn't have it.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
You might think nobody ever made up his mind.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
To anything except all those women who see International Sterling.
Of course, they know what they're about. They know right
away that International Sterling is the solid silver they want
for their.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Homes, because International.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Sterling is the loveliest solid silver in the world, rich
and beautiful in every detail, and perfect in price because
it hasn't gone up.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The International Sterling pattern of your choice is the same
substantial weight, the same superb quality, yet it costs no
more than in nineteen forty four. Be sure to see
the spring Glory pattern, won't you.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
There's never been a fresher, more enchanting.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Pattern than Spring Glory. Its dainty, modern design is.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Something completely different, a single.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Flower that flows up on one side and swings over
to the other. Spring Glory has an air of spring
about it, a look of grace and single beauty. So
see it at your International Sterling dealers tomorrow. Spring Glory
one of the loveliest designs in famous International Sterling. The
solid silver with beauty that lives forever. You know, folks,
(16:45):
I hate to say this because I'm very fond of
the Nelson family.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
But they sure are in an uncertain.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Mood today or area can make up her mind between
a blue suit or a gray and poor Ozzie, Well,
maybe it's lucky you did meet Joe Randolph before he
mailed his income tax. At any rate he's doing it over.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, Oh, lot's a different story to this top. Yeah,
I think so. I just want to check this booklet again.
And I've taken all the deductions I can common disasters,
and I don't think that applies to us.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
What are they?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh, they list them here.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
If an earthquake demolished the house and a flood carried
off all our property, and then a hurricane swept away
everything else we own, I'd save two hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
That's a lot of money, boys.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And of course there are other things charity, the theater ticket.
You heard mister Randolph talk about dependence to you and David,
are deductions?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Are we common disasters?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You're dependence.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You see, I'm allowed six hundred dollars a year for
each of you.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
And how come I only get twenty five cents?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It's a week.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Say. The six hundred dollars is supposed to cover your food, clothes, education,
all your living expense. And I think that does it.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Now all we have to do is get.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Down in the mailbox and just drop it in.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Harriet, Well, Pozzy and I was just going out.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'm just coming in.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
It's always so funny in the doorway.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Where were you going? Just down to the Hi? Mom?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Did you just get back? I just did.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
David, Oh, Jimmy, David.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Please be more careful.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
If I hadn't slammed the door, you'd give them the
whole thing away.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I'm sorry, Mom, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Did you get the blue suit?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Do you see it?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
It's so much nice, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Gray.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm sure daddy'll like it better too. Hello, Hello Harriet, Oh,
hello mother.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Hides in the closet for me, David, Harriet, what's going
on over there?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Were you telling somebody to hide in the closet?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
No, no, Mother, I bought a suit today and I
just asked David to put it away for me.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Why, Harriet, That's the reason I called. I was talking
to Louise Adams a little while ago.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
He said, she's been thinking it over, and you were
absolutely right about the graves youth.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's much better for you than the blue one.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Louise Adam thinks I look better in gray.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Now I must say I agree with her, Harriet, personally,
I like you much better in gray blue. Just just
to do anything for you. Are you still there near? Yes, Mother,
I'm at Louise at the market, and you know how
she is. I've got a gravy for pork chops, and
Louise tried to talk me into buying lamb chops. But
I'm happy to say that I demonstrated the same streaks
(19:50):
of character you did.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
You should have thought harder than that, dear.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
How hard can you fight? I wanted pork chop. I
set out to buy palk and I was going to
get pork chopped.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, good, for you, mother, No lamb.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Chop for me. I got the nicest pound of stare ribs.
Spare ribs, Yes, Catherine, for a very recommended Are you
still there near?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Oh yes, mother. I'm just wondering whether I could get
down to the dress shop and back before dinner.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
All right, now, Ricky, I'm gonna pick you up, and
you're gonna drop this in the mailbox, and nobody's gonna
stop us this time.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Right, hurry up, pomp.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh hello, emmy lou.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Uh, if you'll excuse us for a moment, we're going
to drop my tax form in the mailbox.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Oh what a wonderful bit of Americana.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
There you stand by the mailbox, a patriotic smile on
your face, your heart cries up.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Take it, uncle Sam.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There's a lot more where that came from.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Grumbling.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You're eager and willing to pay your country's due.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, one and thirty million Americans.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Mister Nelson.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Thank you, Emmy Lou.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Hope you go, Ricky, who can learn anybouty income tactic school.
It's wonderful the way you can save money if you
know how.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
Just a minute, Ricky, I'm in here on the fire plug.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Emmy Lou.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't mean to be rude or abrupt, but I'm
sure I've taken every possible Dutch.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Holy I hope you haven't overdone with mister Nelson.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
The penalties are pretty severe.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
They can put you in jail for fraud or find
you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Now, Tom a better hold it, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think I'll take it home and go over it
just once more. I'm a little disappointed in you, Ricky me.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'll come this morning after will Thawnberry talked you into
buying that squirt flower.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
I thought I told you to be firm and know
your own mind.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
If I hadn't listened to mister Randolph, I wouldn't have
to change this tax return.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
What did I do? Really?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
If you had known your own mind, if you had
been firm, you wouldn't have listened to me. You'd have
mailed it. Oh, Harriet, I was just coming in.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Well come on in, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
What's that in your hands?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
I think I'll stay outside.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Add that looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The envelope your tax return was in.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
There is a resemblance, isn't there?
Speaker 7 (22:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
And don't tell me the mailbox was closed.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Before I could mail it. I met Joe Randolph. I
let him talk me into making some silly deduction. Oh no,
I don't try to make excuses for me. I've been wishing,
wiki washing, no.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Mind of my own.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Thank goodness, you're a little different, But Ozzie, I mean it, Harriet,
the way you went ahead and bought the suit you wanted.
You knew what color you wanted. Stead of listening to
a lot of other people, you went right.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Ahead and bought that. What color was it blue? Yes,
you bought that? No, harrd, it was gray, a gray blue.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
A little more blue than gray. There's practically no gray
at all.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
In fact, it's all blue, Harrid, You said it was gray.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Ozzie, there's something I ought to tell you a minute ago.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
You said you had no mind of your own, that
you were weak and wishy washy.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I said, wish and wiki washy.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
When you my daughter, I took the gray suits back
and got the blue one.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh, Harry, this is wonderful. You're just as big a
chump as I. No, No, that isn't right. You've got
your blue suit, but I still haven't mailed my tax returns.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I got the blue suit, but I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You don't horrid?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
What's the matter, don't you have a mind of You know,
we've already established that. You know, they said that after
people have been married a certain number of years, they
get to resemble each other.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do you think that could be happening to us? It
could be.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Say, I just thought of a very clever plan.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Since it's pretty obvious that we both keep changing our minds,
why don't you take my blue suit back and get
me the gray one, and I'll mail your income tax return.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well that's the first sensible thing that's been said in
this family all day.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Say, come to think of it, we are beginning to.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Resemble each other. You're getting more like me. I'm getting
more like you.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
I keep changing my mind lately, just like you.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And you just thought up a wonderful IDEA.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Flattery will get you nowhere. Here, take this suit box
and give me your tax return.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
It's a deal.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh but let me give you a tip.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
If you see Joe Randolph or Emmy lou run the
other way.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Okay there, Well, let me give you a tip.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
If you see Louise Adams, you run the other way.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All right, But you're asking a lot more of me
than I'm asking of you.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
In what way?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Louise Adams is a very attractive girl, beautiful eyes, beautiful figure,
and so fused.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You just don't run away from things like that.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, there goes on They off to re exchange Harriet's suit,
and there goes Harriet down to the corner to Mayolazzi's
tax return. But they'll be back in just a moment
with their closing scene.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Hey, mister Smith, that Nelson family certainly is a bundle
of confusion.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yes, but I guess all families are like that at
one time or another.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
Oh not my family, not now anyway. We've just bought
a complete service for four of.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
International sterling in that wonderful Spring.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Glory pattern, and my husband and I have never been
so solidly in agreement over anything.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Hey, great, I'll bet I know what it was that
won your heart.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
That patterns Spring Glory is the loveliest silver design I've
ever seen.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
It makes me think of April and brides and everything
fresh and beautiful.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
And when we found we could get it at that complete.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Service for four, everything was settled right then.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And there a complete service for four for under one
hundred dollars. That's an international sterling wonder al right. But
then all international sterling prices are wonderful because they haven't
gone up. Other leading silver makers have raised their prices,
But international Sterling brings you the same substantial weight, the
same superb quality at nineteen forty four prices. Could anyone
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ask for anything more?
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Not me, especially since I also got a great.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Big, beautiful chest with my silver, big enough to hold
one hundred and thirty two pieces.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yes, you really got something when you own international sterling,
the solid silver with beauty that lives forever.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
Oh good, see my suit, Harriet, before you open the box.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
You're sure you wanted the gray suit, of course, let
me see it.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Don't be so anxious. A stand back a minute. No,
I don't think gray would look good on you.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh well, okay there, let me see my blue suit.
You like the blue suit, Yes, don't feel bad about it.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I've been through it myself.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You'll like me in blue. It isn't what you think.
I didn't bring the blue suit back.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We'll all be satisfied with the gray one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It isn't gray and it isn't blue.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Well, what is it for goodness sake.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Well, I met my friend Danny O'Hara, and Saint Patrick's
day is almost here.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, I've always wanted a green suit.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You're still off, Harriet. Danny is an orange man. But
don't get upset. It isn't orange. It's more of a
reddish color.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
But the gray suits, well, maybe we can work something
out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We'll keep them coming and going, and the first time
a graven comes to the front door, we'll nail its shop.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
On the way home from the dress shop.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I stopped a glance in the window of the trick store,
and while I was looking in little will Thornbury came up.
I really don't have a mind of my own.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You will smell this flour on my lapel. Going him
next week with another adventure of Oarvey and Harriet Us.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
And Grand Dribe in Hollywood.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I'm sorry Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hary And remember.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
The solid silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is international stelling.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, Harriet, the solid silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is international sterling. Appearing in support of Bozzie and Harriet
were David and Ricky Nelson, Janet Waldo, marine title, Marvin
Miller and Yours trulye Vern Smith.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Original music was composed and conducted.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
By Billy may It's Mulga and in Ninety Minutes on
NBC
Total tax and items two above. Attach your original forms
W two.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Do you want to be downtown with me?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thanks, I want to finish this income.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
May be a little late. I promised Louise Adams I'd
stop buy.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
And see her new silver.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
She's pretty proud of that, isn't she?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Why not? The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International
Sterling from Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling,
present The amusing transcribed Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring
America's favorite young.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Couple, Ozzie Nolan and Harriet. Hit You.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
In this great land of America, from the rock bound
coast of Maine to the snowbound coast of California, From
the borders of Canada famous for Canadians, to the borders
of Mexico, famous from Mexicans. From town to city, from
mountain to valley, from north to south, from east to west,
America is a land of tradition. Tradition is the seventh
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inning stretch of the ballgame Firecrackers on the fourth of July, Turkey,
on Thanksgiving and at eighteen forty seven Rogers Road Ozzie
Nelson American completely unmashed in what is rapidly becoming.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
One of America's most exacts.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
For reading traditions. It calls for a complete mastery of arithmetic, prigonometry, surveying, semandates,
foreign languages including double talk and jabberwackie, not to mention
mind reading, and above all the control of temper.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Total tax and item two above attach original forms W
two tanks tanks. Oh, and to your tax from table
on page four for from line eighteen on page three,
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and nothing complicated on fence. And to your tax from
table on page four or from mine eighteen on page three. Oh,
that's clear enough. And to your tax from table on
page four or from line eighteen on page three. Let's
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see that again. You don't know how to work?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
If that's all I do?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Saw it gone?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Boys? Please? Well, I'm busy now. Evidently what they're trying
to say is enter your tax from table on page
four or from line eighteen on page three. Enter your
tax from the table.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I could push the whole works off the table into
the wastebasket.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Get exact. David's we're good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the saxe fellows, how's the government going to know
where they stand financially? If I don't get my income taxes?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Can you say to my squirre flower for me?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Pop? You're what my squirt flower?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You squeeze that rubber bowl and the water is supposed
to squirt off.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now let me see it. There's probably something stopping up
the hose.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I squeeze it. Nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
See like work that time. Let me your handkerchief, David.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Gee, I didn't even name it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, that isn't necessary when somebody's looking right into it.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You aren't mad at me, are you?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Pomp?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No? But I will be if you guys don't run along.
Let me finish this income text.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, Pop, you stay there, dopey. Well, David, that's not
nice calling your little brother dopey.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Do you know what he did? He spent his lawless
on that squirt floor.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, he can't go to movies.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, will you guys please finish this outside?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Nothing to argue about in the first place. Ricky wanted
a squirt gun, so he bought it. You want to
go to the show, so go ahead, David, Evidently Ricky
doesn't care about it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
He's just saying that I am not like that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, let's drop it. Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ricky doesn't want to go to the show, so let's
forget it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
See where I am here, pomp. What is it, Ricky?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Nice money? So I can go to the show?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Ricky? Why did you buy the squirt flower?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Will Thornberry saw it in the church store window.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What's Will Thornberry got to do with you?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
He liked it so much he thought I had to
buy it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did he buy one too?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
No, he's going to the show with David.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Ricky. What happened to you? Is a rather common thing.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You see, you were talking to something you didn't want
to buy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Happens every day. Ella starts out to buy a car.
Before he gets to the car a lot, he meets
somebody tells him about a television set, or he can
buy the television said. He meets somebody tells him about
a wonderful movie camera, or he can buy the movie camera.
He meets somebody who tells him about a car, so
he buys the car, and he never gets what he
really wanted in the first place.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
He started out to buy a car.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Pop well, that's not a very good illustration.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But you've got to learn to be firm.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Know what you want, don't let yourself be talked out
of it.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I want to go to the movies, Pop.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, but you've already spent your money.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I want to go to the movies, Pop. You can't
help me out of it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Well, I'll tell you what i'll do, Ricky. I'll advance
you the money for the movies, and next week I'll
deduct it from your lounge.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Thanks love, pop O Fellas.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Oh, Harriet, Hi, mom, wasn't the box Mom?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I bought that gray suit at the style shop, you know,
the one you said you liked so much.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I said I liked it, yes, don't you remember?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
When was that?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Today?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I made you double part to look at it, and
the policeman was coming down the street.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
They had it and blew it, also in gray.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
In fact, I met Louise Adams in the store and
she tried to talk me into taking the blue.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
One, but I stuck to my gun. You bought the gray.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
One, Yeah, I kind of liked it better.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is very interesting, fella. Did you hear what your
mother just said? It's just like you and will thorn
very Ricky. Your mother had the same experience.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Did you buy a squirt flower?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mom? No, it wasn't exactly the same, Ricky, but the points.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There anyway, if you want to look around for it.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Okay, haven't you finished your income tax?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Which are you?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Just about? I started off with a bang, but the
questions after name and address kind of slowed me down.
This is the one that's sticking me.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Now er your tax from table on page four or
from line eighteen on page three.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's very simple. Do you know what it means? Yeah,
of course. I wish you'd explain it to me. I've
read it over about ten times.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well it says right here what to do under your
tax from table on page four or from line eighteen
on page three.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, yeah, I guess I must be awful, stupid or something.
It just sounds confusing to me. Well, they just come
right out and tell you what you owe instead of
beating around the bush. It's a sneaky way of doing things,
isn't this it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Here's the table on page four.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Now we just go down the column the amount you earned.
So wait a minute, I see it.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Then move your head.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here here's the tax Oh sure, you see you just
entered the tax from table on page four.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was that stuff about line eighteen that was confusing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, go ahead fill it in and then you can nail.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It this afternoon. No, no, not right away. I want
to look it over a little first and check it
with this booklet.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
What booklet is that?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This one that Thorny gave me. Oh, let me see it.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
How to Save Money on your Income Tax written by
eight eight seven four three ninety two.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, I think that's just this CPA number or a
cold number.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
His name is on a dumplate.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Getting it to legitimate booklet. It's got things that I
didn't know about. You know, if I were a doctor,
I could deduct part of my car expenses.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
But you're not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, that's the one I have to pass up. Oh
I could be a doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I've got that big first aid kit we brought up
the war surples to it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You've never had your tonsils out, how you, Harriet?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No, I don't intend to.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
And I'll tell you another thing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We're not going to have another mad dash for the.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Post office at midnight March fifteenth. Go ahead and sign it,
will you. I'll send Ricky with you and make sure
it gets nailed.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Harriet.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Believe me, I don't need to take Ricky with me.
I'm a full grown man of normal intelligence. He give
me the tax return.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I promised to mail it right now. Well, I'm not
the tax return. So I thought you picked it up
from the table, just laid it down here a minute.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Ago, not under these papers.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I can't understand what happened to it. I had it
right in my hand. Here it is on the floor.
Oh oh thanks, huh, Ricky, you get your coat. You're
going down to the mailbox with Daddy.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
How do you like my new suit, David?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh gee, it looks swell.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Do you think gray is a good color for me?
You look swell on everything, David.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That kind of talk will only get you three desserts.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I mean it, mom.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I heard a couple of people say how pretty you
looked in church last Sunday, last Sunday.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
What was I wearing last Sunday? My blue dress and
my blue hair?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
David?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Are you sure you like me in gray?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Honest?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You look swell?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yes, I guess it is nice.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Gray is a beautiful color, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
It sure is a lovely color gray.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Look at all the.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Things that are gray, gray clouds, gray hair, the old
gray mare. I wonder if this material will take a
blue dye.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Hi, Ozzie, I.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Heard Joe, mister Randolf.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Hello, Ricky, taking your daddy out for a walk.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Just mailing my tax return. Beating the old deadline.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This year hurts a little low dozen movies.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, I don't mind paying my income tax. It's for
a good cause.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Say, I don't mean to bud into your personal affairs.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
But are you sure you've taken all the deductions you can?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh? Yeah, In fact, I have a booklet here. I
looked everything up. But there's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You can deduct it.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Most people don't know about.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
I let my cousin Herman do my tax. He's a taxman,
really knows the stuff too.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I looked everything over pretty carefully.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Can we mail app?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? Here we go out. I'll lift you up.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Goodbye money and just a minute, Ricky, Joe, believe me.
I took all illegal deductions possible. I'm sure I can't
possibly save another dome.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Okay, it's your money, not you go, Ricky, all the
government once.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's just what you owe them and just a minute, Ricky, Joe,
I can assure you I made the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Tax very carefully. I took every possible deduction.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
After you go, Ricky, Okay, okay, if you want to
throw your money away.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just a minute, Ricky, I'm getting dimmed.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Are you trying to talk me out of mailing this?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
It won't be any good, mister Randalls.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Ricky, let mister Randolph talk well.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I was just trying to help Ouz.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
But you probably know all the deductions you're allowed, little
things like deducting the tax you pay on theater tickets. Naturally,
you know you can take off the interest you pay
on any financing here.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'll let you, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Joe put that boy down on mailing. Ricky.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
I'm sorry, I bothered job Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Let's call him.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
How are you pulling down my cat?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
David?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Do you think this blue handkerchief sets it off a
little better?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gee?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Mom, I don't know if you think you like the
blue suit better. Why don't you take this from that?
You don't like this color on me?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I like it, Mom, but how about you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now I'm beginning to think Louise Adams is right.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I think I'll take it back and get.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The blue one.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But let's not mention it to daddy, shall we.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'll come well your father say, I don't have a
mind of my own, and we love Daddy the way
he is.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
We wouldn't want him saying the right thing.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, sir, Ricky mcboy, it was a lucky thing we met,
mister Randolph. Really going to save some money as well, Pam. Uh,
it might be just as well if you don't mention
this to mother. See she might not understand.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Maybe she'll get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, just don't mention it. See if she asks any questions,
I'll do all the answering.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Oh, rody, Harriet.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I was just coming in.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was just going up.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Is that your suit box?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Oh? Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Uh taking it next door to show Catain Thornberry.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, goodbye, so long.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
See Ricky.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
She didn't even ask whether we mailed the income.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Tax or not.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
That's what I was laughing about.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You run along and play. Now I've got to get
back and do some small work on this. Well you
better go put another belt on too. You can't go
around holding those pants up all day.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Where you been, Ricky.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
It's a secret.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's a secret between Pop and me. Mom has a
secret too, I'll tell you pop secret.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Does he tell me Mom's secret?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Well, Mom's seeking back the gray suit and she's getting
a blue one.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
What's pop secret?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Pop didn't mail us tax letter.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Mom and Pop are a lot of fun boy.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah that they sure have a a lot of dopey secrets.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, what is this purpleness of purpose Ozzy's been talking about?
Ariat sure doesn't have it. Ozzy sure doesn't have it.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
You might think nobody ever made up his mind.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
To anything except all those women who see International Sterling.
Of course, they know what they're about. They know right
away that International Sterling is the solid silver they want
for their.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Homes, because International.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Sterling is the loveliest solid silver in the world, rich
and beautiful in every detail, and perfect in price because
it hasn't gone up.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The International Sterling pattern of your choice is the same
substantial weight, the same superb quality, yet it costs no
more than in nineteen forty four. Be sure to see
the spring Glory pattern, won't you.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
There's never been a fresher, more enchanting.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Pattern than Spring Glory. Its dainty, modern design is.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Something completely different, a single.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Flower that flows up on one side and swings over
to the other. Spring Glory has an air of spring
about it, a look of grace and single beauty. So
see it at your International Sterling dealers tomorrow. Spring Glory
one of the loveliest designs in famous International Sterling. The
solid silver with beauty that lives forever. You know, folks,
(16:45):
I hate to say this because I'm very fond of
the Nelson family.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
But they sure are in an uncertain.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Mood today or area can make up her mind between
a blue suit or a gray and poor Ozzie, Well,
maybe it's lucky you did meet Joe Randolph before he
mailed his income tax. At any rate he's doing it over.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, Oh, lot's a different story to this top. Yeah,
I think so. I just want to check this booklet again.
And I've taken all the deductions I can common disasters,
and I don't think that applies to us.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
What are they?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh, they list them here.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
If an earthquake demolished the house and a flood carried
off all our property, and then a hurricane swept away
everything else we own, I'd save two hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
That's a lot of money, boys.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And of course there are other things charity, the theater ticket.
You heard mister Randolph talk about dependence to you and David,
are deductions?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Are we common disasters?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You're dependence.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You see, I'm allowed six hundred dollars a year for
each of you.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
And how come I only get twenty five cents?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It's a week.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Say. The six hundred dollars is supposed to cover your food, clothes, education,
all your living expense. And I think that does it.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Now all we have to do is get.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Down in the mailbox and just drop it in.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Harriet, Well, Pozzy and I was just going out.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'm just coming in.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
It's always so funny in the doorway.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Where were you going? Just down to the Hi? Mom?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Did you just get back? I just did.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
David, Oh, Jimmy, David.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Please be more careful.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
If I hadn't slammed the door, you'd give them the
whole thing away.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I'm sorry, Mom, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Did you get the blue suit?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Do you see it?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
It's so much nice, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Gray.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm sure daddy'll like it better too. Hello, Hello Harriet, Oh,
hello mother.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Hides in the closet for me, David, Harriet, what's going
on over there?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Were you telling somebody to hide in the closet?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
No, no, Mother, I bought a suit today and I
just asked David to put it away for me.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Why, Harriet, That's the reason I called. I was talking
to Louise Adams a little while ago.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
He said, she's been thinking it over, and you were
absolutely right about the graves youth.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's much better for you than the blue one.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Louise Adam thinks I look better in gray.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Now I must say I agree with her, Harriet, personally,
I like you much better in gray blue. Just just
to do anything for you. Are you still there near? Yes, Mother,
I'm at Louise at the market, and you know how
she is. I've got a gravy for pork chops, and
Louise tried to talk me into buying lamb chops. But
I'm happy to say that I demonstrated the same streaks
(19:50):
of character you did.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
You should have thought harder than that, dear.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
How hard can you fight? I wanted pork chop. I
set out to buy palk and I was going to
get pork chopped.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, good, for you, mother, No lamb.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Chop for me. I got the nicest pound of stare ribs.
Spare ribs, Yes, Catherine, for a very recommended Are you
still there near?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Oh yes, mother. I'm just wondering whether I could get
down to the dress shop and back before dinner.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
All right, now, Ricky, I'm gonna pick you up, and
you're gonna drop this in the mailbox, and nobody's gonna
stop us this time.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Right, hurry up, pomp.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh hello, emmy lou.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Uh, if you'll excuse us for a moment, we're going
to drop my tax form in the mailbox.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Oh what a wonderful bit of Americana.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
There you stand by the mailbox, a patriotic smile on
your face, your heart cries up.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Take it, uncle Sam.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There's a lot more where that came from.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Grumbling.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You're eager and willing to pay your country's due.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, one and thirty million Americans.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Mister Nelson.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Thank you, Emmy Lou.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Hope you go, Ricky, who can learn anybouty income tactic school.
It's wonderful the way you can save money if you
know how.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
Just a minute, Ricky, I'm in here on the fire plug.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Emmy Lou.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't mean to be rude or abrupt, but I'm
sure I've taken every possible Dutch.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Holy I hope you haven't overdone with mister Nelson.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
The penalties are pretty severe.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
They can put you in jail for fraud or find
you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Now, Tom a better hold it, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think I'll take it home and go over it
just once more. I'm a little disappointed in you, Ricky me.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'll come this morning after will Thawnberry talked you into
buying that squirt flower.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
I thought I told you to be firm and know
your own mind.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
If I hadn't listened to mister Randolph, I wouldn't have
to change this tax return.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
What did I do? Really?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
If you had known your own mind, if you had
been firm, you wouldn't have listened to me. You'd have
mailed it. Oh, Harriet, I was just coming in.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Well come on in, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
What's that in your hands?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
I think I'll stay outside.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Add that looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The envelope your tax return was in.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
There is a resemblance, isn't there?
Speaker 7 (22:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
And don't tell me the mailbox was closed.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Before I could mail it. I met Joe Randolph. I
let him talk me into making some silly deduction. Oh no,
I don't try to make excuses for me. I've been wishing,
wiki washing, no.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Mind of my own.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Thank goodness, you're a little different, But Ozzie, I mean it, Harriet,
the way you went ahead and bought the suit you wanted.
You knew what color you wanted. Stead of listening to
a lot of other people, you went right.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Ahead and bought that. What color was it blue? Yes,
you bought that? No, harrd, it was gray, a gray blue.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
A little more blue than gray. There's practically no gray
at all.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
In fact, it's all blue, Harrid, You said it was gray.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Ozzie, there's something I ought to tell you a minute ago.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
You said you had no mind of your own, that
you were weak and wishy washy.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I said, wish and wiki washy.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
When you my daughter, I took the gray suits back
and got the blue one.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh, Harry, this is wonderful. You're just as big a
chump as I. No, No, that isn't right. You've got
your blue suit, but I still haven't mailed my tax returns.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I got the blue suit, but I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You don't horrid?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
What's the matter, don't you have a mind of You know,
we've already established that. You know, they said that after
people have been married a certain number of years, they
get to resemble each other.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do you think that could be happening to us? It
could be.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Say, I just thought of a very clever plan.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Since it's pretty obvious that we both keep changing our minds,
why don't you take my blue suit back and get
me the gray one, and I'll mail your income tax return.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well that's the first sensible thing that's been said in
this family all day.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Say, come to think of it, we are beginning to.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Resemble each other. You're getting more like me. I'm getting
more like you.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
I keep changing my mind lately, just like you.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And you just thought up a wonderful IDEA.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Flattery will get you nowhere. Here, take this suit box
and give me your tax return.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
It's a deal.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh but let me give you a tip.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
If you see Joe Randolph or Emmy lou run the
other way.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Okay there, Well, let me give you a tip.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
If you see Louise Adams, you run the other way.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All right, But you're asking a lot more of me
than I'm asking of you.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
In what way?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Louise Adams is a very attractive girl, beautiful eyes, beautiful figure,
and so fused.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You just don't run away from things like that.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, there goes on They off to re exchange Harriet's suit,
and there goes Harriet down to the corner to Mayolazzi's
tax return. But they'll be back in just a moment
with their closing scene.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Hey, mister Smith, that Nelson family certainly is a bundle
of confusion.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yes, but I guess all families are like that at
one time or another.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
Oh not my family, not now anyway. We've just bought
a complete service for four of.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
International sterling in that wonderful Spring.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Glory pattern, and my husband and I have never been
so solidly in agreement over anything.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Hey, great, I'll bet I know what it was that
won your heart.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
That patterns Spring Glory is the loveliest silver design I've
ever seen.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
It makes me think of April and brides and everything
fresh and beautiful.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
And when we found we could get it at that complete.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Service for four, everything was settled right then.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And there a complete service for four for under one
hundred dollars. That's an international sterling wonder al right. But
then all international sterling prices are wonderful because they haven't
gone up. Other leading silver makers have raised their prices,
But international Sterling brings you the same substantial weight, the
same superb quality at nineteen forty four prices. Could anyone
(26:34):
ask for anything more?
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Not me, especially since I also got a great.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Big, beautiful chest with my silver, big enough to hold
one hundred and thirty two pieces.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yes, you really got something when you own international sterling,
the solid silver with beauty that lives forever.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
Oh good, see my suit, Harriet, before you open the box.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
You're sure you wanted the gray suit, of course, let
me see it.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Don't be so anxious. A stand back a minute. No,
I don't think gray would look good on you.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh well, okay there, let me see my blue suit.
You like the blue suit, Yes, don't feel bad about it.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I've been through it myself.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You'll like me in blue. It isn't what you think.
I didn't bring the blue suit back.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We'll all be satisfied with the gray one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It isn't gray and it isn't blue.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Well, what is it for goodness sake.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Well, I met my friend Danny O'Hara, and Saint Patrick's
day is almost here.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, I've always wanted a green suit.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You're still off, Harriet. Danny is an orange man. But
don't get upset. It isn't orange. It's more of a
reddish color.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
But the gray suits, well, maybe we can work something
out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We'll keep them coming and going, and the first time
a graven comes to the front door, we'll nail its shop.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
On the way home from the dress shop.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I stopped a glance in the window of the trick store,
and while I was looking in little will Thornbury came up.
I really don't have a mind of my own.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You will smell this flour on my lapel. Going him
next week with another adventure of Oarvey and Harriet Us.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
And Grand Dribe in Hollywood.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I'm sorry Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hary And remember.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
The solid silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is international stelling.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, Harriet, the solid silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is international sterling. Appearing in support of Bozzie and Harriet
were David and Ricky Nelson, Janet Waldo, marine title, Marvin
Miller and Yours trulye Vern Smith.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Original music was composed and conducted.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
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