April 22, 2025 • 29 mins
This wholesome family sitcom follows the daily lives of a married couple and their children, blending humor with relatable domestic situations. The show's charm lies in its portrayal of everyday family dynamics.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You didn't tell me. Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Oh? Sure,
what are they?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're not supposed to tell, are you? Oh sure, I
know one I can tell. In fact, that's part of
the resolution to tell millions and millions more people that
the solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, presents
The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple,
Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier. Since the dawn of recorded history,
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mankind has greeted the arrival of the new year with
celebrations and rejoicing. Five thousand years ago, on New Year's Eve,
a famous Egyptian said, and so it goes. A new
year is born, and the old year takes its place
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on the pages of history, and in everybody's mind is
an acute awareness of the passage of time. Did we
get any nineteen forty nine calendar yet, Harriet?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, if you mean the ones in the.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Garage, it's over there on the table.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh yeah, Hey, look they're using a different girl this year.
She isn't wearing much for January? Is she wonder how
she keeps warm?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, as look, you're giving or must help a little.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Hey, look here, take a look at February. See things
start to get interesting. She's taken off her gloves.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
When you get to June, don't expect anything.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I tore that one out coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I think you know. I have a feeling nineteen
forty nine is going to be a very nice year.
Started off very well. Yeah, I thought so. In fact,
that was one of the best New Year's Eve parties
I've ever been here. It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's only one.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Thing I didn't like about it. I don't like the
idea of teeming the men against the women.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Or you mean in the word game. Well, naturally you
didn't like it because the wives lost.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, no, not that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I just don't think it's fair to make the wives
compete against their husband.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, I understand how you feel. We really trounced, you
didn't we Well.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
If you put it that way, maybe we just didn't
try as hard as the men.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, sure, that's the answer. You let us win. The
wives were so much in love with their husbands that
you let us win.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I simply said that maybe we didn't try as hard
as you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man. Well, I don't think we tried especially hard. In fact,
seemed to me we won pretty easily. You tried hard,
but we were a little smarter.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm so glad to hear you say that, dear. Some
of the girls thought we made it too obvious.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh no, you fooled me completely.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hi momo.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh boys, boys, let me give you a word of
fatherly advice. Never let yourselves get drawn into competition with girls.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Guy pop, You don't think we play with girls, do you?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What about the spelling match? When was that?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What he means? At the school Christmas party?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We stood the girls in the spelling match.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh and naturally the girls didn't try very hard, so
the boys one hands down.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh no, they beat the pants office.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Gee, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The girls actually won fair and square.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, they were just too much for us. We didn't
stand a chant.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh I'm surprised, David. That's no attitude to take. Let's
examine just why the girls won. Is it because they're
brighter than you?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
More alert? No, have more knowledge?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, isn't that funny, I would have said yes to
all those things.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Let's get to the real reason the girls won.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I know girls don't have as much to worry about
as we do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, not only that, maybe you were just being nice
to the girls and tried to lose the spelling match, and.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
We didn't have to try to lose. It was the
easiest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I don't like girls anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ricky's a little sore on account of what happened at
Susie duncle's party.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The girls insisted.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
On playing post office fully sounds. A few boys had
clite a party.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Julie Thornberry said she had a letter for Ricky. She's
your candalous stamp.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, why she want to kiss me? She's got a
cat let her kiss.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That comes think of it. The girls won all the
prizes at that party too, all the dopey games, then
the tailing the donkey.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Holy no, wonder you didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Next time, don't insist on being the donkey.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
As soon as the girls get a little older, they'll
let you boys win all the prizes. See, that's a
little trick that the women use to make the men
think they're smarter. At least that's what your mother says.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Not much sense in being a boy these days, is there?
Come on, Rick, let's roll the borough.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know it might be fun to have a spelling
match at our next party.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh sure, And I suppose the wives would just murder
the poor husbands. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll
give you a word right now. You can't spell an
easy one too, spell blockenspiel blockingspiel g l o c
k e n s p.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I e l.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There are was it right?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
How do you spell glockenspiel?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, let's be fair. Don't give me the same word? Hi, Allo,
thornie he.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Had to join me in carrying out this barrel of lashes.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No thanks? You sure? Keeping the basement cleaned up the New.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Year's resolution in a way, Catherine made it funny.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Women are sure heart to understand.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Ah, it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Harry and I were talking about the New Year's Eve party,
know over the randolphs.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Oh did you get a little lecture too?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, No, Harry and I were just talking about the
games we played.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I should think she'd want to keep that quiet.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Women didn't win a down thing, pretty solid proof of
male superiority.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I said, I know this is perfectly silly, thorny, but
has it ever occurred to you that women might lose
the men on purpose?
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Do you have the fever on?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No? No, I'm serious. Are pretty strange. They might just
do a thing like that, you know, just to make
the husbands feel superior sort of. Butter us up.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
It doesn't make sense us, at least not right after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, and how do you explain the fact that women
are such good losers. They lose all the time and
they still smile.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Oh look, guys, women lose, they smile, But they.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Have their own little ways of getting even with us
for beating them. They're clever, us, devilishly clever. I beat
casting a little.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Game of gin Rummy the other night. And what did
she do? Turned off my side of the electric blanket,
and I nearly froze to day.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Maybe you're right, I wonder if that was just Harriet's
way of getting even with me, you know, trying to
make me think the girl's lost on purpose.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
There's no doubt about it, Oz.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
And the dangerous part of it is it's little things
like that that cause a man to lose control of
the reins in his own home.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, Thorny, I don't think it's that important.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Okay, if I were you, i'd get the upper hand
again before.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
It's too late. The husband is got to keep control
of the household. Why don't you go in there and
involve Harriet in some sort of competition and beetter.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Fair and square.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Maybe you're right, certainly can't do any harm. No, I'll
just challenge her to some sort of a contest and
beat her. Right now, what's something I'm sure to win at?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
How about growing a mustache faster than she can?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Donnie's got to be something she has a chance at. See,
I know checkers. It's a good game, and I don't
think she's ever played it. My golly, Thorny, I'll prove
to her I'm a better man than she is. Harriet, Yes, dear,
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how about a little game of checkers.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I have to do the dishes there, Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Come on, just one game of checkers, all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right, we'll play kitchen checkers. You take the dirty saucers
and I'll take the dirty cup and we'll move them
around the dishpen.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Understand, hard I happen to feel like a little competition.
I'll bet I can toss a penny closer to the
edge of the linoleum than you can.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to play games, dear, I mean you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Want to be beaten. You must have seen my high
school yearbook, probably read how good I was at pitching
pennies here.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Why don't you have a cookie that'll keep you quiet?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh? Boy, chocolate? Why don't you have one too?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They do look good.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I could eat a dozen of them, could I. I'll
bet I can eat more cookies than you can.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'll bet you can too. Are you trying to draw
me into some sort of competition?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Not necessarily? How about some ping pong? No thanks, dear,
I'll give you an advantage. I'll play left handed, No thanks.
I'll play blindfolded without a paddle. No, doubled up with
my head between my legs. I'll be the ball.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No, dear, Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Don't blame you. It is sort of useless for a
woman to compete with a man.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yes it is, dear.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You mean you don't disagree with that statement I just made.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
No, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, let's shake hands. That's it. Now, put your foot
against my foot like this now, This is what's known
as Indian hand wrestle.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You want another pillow under your head?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No thanks?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Do you want to sit over here in your easy chair?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No? Thank you, dear, I'm very comfortable lying here on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You aren't angry with me, are you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why should I be? You didn't throw me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I slipped, I'm sorry, that's so just squished out of
my hand when you grabbed me.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I hope you didn't loosen a vertebrates.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I landed right on the base of my spine, the
lower part. It could have pushed my spinal column right
straight up. I'd have one horn on my head.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Would you like me to fill up your hot water
bottle again?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No thanks, I haven't finished drinking this yet. What are
you knitting a pair of socks? Is it difficult to
knit a pair of socks?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Not?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Once you've learned, you weren't thinking of taking it up?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Are you just making conversation just for the fun of it?
Show me how you do it? Just give me an idea.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, roughly, it's like this. You take one needle and
loop the arn over like this. Then you slide it off.
That's knit, and then you reverse the process like this.
And then slide these loops off. That's pearl and it
to me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'll show you how fast I pick up stuff. Okayfully
loop it over like this and you slide these off.
Where did everything go?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That was fast there. It took me an hour to
do what you undode in two seconds?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You unraveled?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It certainly is delicate. How does it stay together in
a sweater? You know? I never realized what nerve it
takes for a woman to wear a sweater? How long
it take me to knit a pair of socks?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Too long? Give the needles back there?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh sure I couldn't possibly knit a pair of socks
as fast as you could.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Of course you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was hoping you'd say that, What do you mean?
I think we've got ourselves a little contest.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Oh azzie, you could?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Shall we begin? Just get me some needles. All I
want you to do is show me how it's done.
I may as well warn you be prepared for a fight.
When I was at boy scout camp, I learned to
make a straw hat in one hour.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
But Ozzy, that isn't like making a sock.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It looked like one.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well, I'll show you, how dear, But let's not make
it a contest.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Afraid I might finish my sock sooner than you will
finish yours.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, I'm afraid you might knit yourself into a bag
and stuff.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
Okay, what irony beating Harriet at her own game. This
will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that men
are superior to women.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Rise fru superior men or women. Now there's an argument.
I don't want any part of No, sir.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Instead, let you and I have a little discussion about prices.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Don't mention that word out loud. Did you say, Well,
just wait till you hear.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The happy news about international sterling prices.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
They haven't gone up a bit.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's right, International sterling prices have not gone up in
four years. Other leading silber people have raised their prices.
But your favorite international sterling pattern costs the same as
it did in nineteen forty four. And you get more
or for your money when you buy famous international sterling too.
For instance, by getting eight place settings in International Sterling's
(14:07):
Lovely Presude pattern rather than some other sterling, you save
about twenty dollars, and that twenty dollars will buy you
those eight additional teaspoons to complete your service. What's more,
you know, when you own international sterling, you own it
for life.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Its beauty and richness.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Grow warmer and lovelier all through your lifetime. So visit
your International Sterling dealer tomorrow see and plan to own
the solid silver with beauty that lives forever International Sterling. More.
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See that man, the one so seriously engrossed in the
work before him. That's Ozzie Nelson, one time holder of
the title man.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
You know what's running through his mind.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wondering which is the superior towel in the bathroom his
or hers. At present, he's engaged in a bitter struggle,
the struggle of a man determined to maintain his dignity
and to preserve his rightful place as head of the household.
Note the square jaw, the steely blue eyes, the look
of determination, the look of a man ready to fight
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a fair fight.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yes, but a tough one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Knit one.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Pearl, one knit one pearl, one knit one per Come on,
in funny, I just came home, well, mother, Marcree, I'm knitting.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Are you expecting to cut your visitor?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I wasn't. But as long as your hair. Sit down.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I know it's January, but if you want some strawberries,
I'll go get him for you.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Don't make fun of me, do you suggested? I get
into a contest with Harriet? And this is it a
sock knitting contest. Push the book over post with you,
thorny Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Knitting instructions Item one knit, item two pearl?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
What are you doing on is item one?
Speaker 9 (16:15):
To write them two?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Item three? Untangling the mess?
Speaker 12 (16:23):
See move hands together, keeping needles and fingers in motion.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That's it. Knit one purl one knit one purl on
needles working harmoniously, action of the fingers nicely synchronized. Knit
one purl one knit one. How do you like that,
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thorny Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
That's very good.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Now let's see you try it with the yacht.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
See that's the trouble worst perfect glit will I try
it with the arn.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
But try it again. Maybe I can find out what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But just follow me along in the book.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
There.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now I grasped the yarn with my left hand, I
slipped the needle through the loop. Now with the right hand,
I pulled the yarn over the left and slipped the
needle through. Now I crossed the yarn over the right
hand and slipped the needle through. Now, now, if you'll
untie my hands off. It happens every time.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Hey, let me see what it says here, he says.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Hey, wait a minute, yay, I think I see what
I'm doing wrong. Through over, slide under, through, slid say
I've got it. Knit one pearl one.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
That's the old fight. Knit one pearl one, knit one
pearl one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's just sort of a knack.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl ods. I knew
you could do it at a girl.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Come on, I'll keep going.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Knit one nit one pearl on pearl one, knit one
pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit item three. Again,
it's no use, thorny. Just look at this.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Oh, don't give up. Now, you were doing great.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'll give it one more.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
Try it through here, loop over the yarns, slide the
needle down under here, over there easy doesn't knit one
pearl one, knit one pearl Yeah, knit one pearl one.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
You're a devil with those news.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Say you're sitting on my ball of yarn.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
So sorry, I wonted what that was moving around.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit one
pearl one. That's it?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Good buck knit one pearl one je.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Uh nit one pearl one.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
I have to go see you later.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do not give up, I won't pearl one not zee goodbye,
thorny in one knit two pearl two. Hi hot, oh,
(19:56):
hi fellows, I didn't hear you command.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
How are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Now? That's a silly question. See these needles flying? What
does it look like I'm doing bleeding to death a
hand in one of those band aids. I happen to
be knitting a pair of socks.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
What part of the sock is that you're working on?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Gee, it isn't the toe, and it doesn't look like
the heel.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Well, it started out to be the heel, but it
was a little too small, so I decided to make
it the toe. But it was a little too big.
So it's going to be the coin pocket.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The coin pocket.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I never heard of socks with coin pocket.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, I think these will have them anyway. Neatness doesn't
count in the contest. What contest or it's just a
little contest. You mother and I are having to see
who can knit a pair of socks faster.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
He David stops just like me.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What do you mean Ricky.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh he's been challenging all the girls the games ever
since they beat us in the spelling match.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh, he even challenged Mary Benson's Indian handwrisk.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Really what happened? I slip?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I bet Mom would be awful embarrassed if you beat her?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Hump Pop.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh, I don't think so, David.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Do you think she'll cry?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Don't be silly. Your mother doesn't cry? Oh, yes she does, Pop.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
She cries sometimes, but she never lets you see her.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that because she loves.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
You so much?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Pop?
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Boy? I suppose so.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I don't think she'll cry this time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
She'll be awful bad, but she's brave boy, so shout
was as brave as mom. Ricky was even crying the.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Movies the other day.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Oh yeah, god.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh look, boys, you don't understand this. You see, I'm
not trying to make your mother cry. This is just
a little friend. Oh, Darny's needles. They hand me another
one of those band aids.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Two of you.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think it went clear through.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's your pop, David.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Don't startle me like that. Go back to bed. Where
are you going downstairs?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Do you have a Brooklyn?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
If I had, I wouldn't be going downstairs. I wanna
tell you a little secret.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
I've been thinking things over, and I'm going down do
a little work on your mother's knitting. See, I want
to make sure she wins, after all, I don't want
to make her cry.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're gonna knit on her socks to help her?
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yes, something wrong?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You sure do get yourself in some tough spots, don't
you pop? That's the third time you've yawned this morning. There,
didn't you sleep.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well last night?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
To well? I dreamt I was knitting. I'm awful tired
of knitting, Harriet. I'm willing to admit defeats.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh no, dear, the way you catch on the things,
I'll bet you're way ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, not a chance. Fact, I bet if we take
a look at what you've knitted so far and what
I've knitted so far, we'll find your way way ahead.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, let's take a look. Let's see where did I
leave my knitting when I went to bed last night?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right there on the windowsill? I wonder where I left
mine in the piano bench. Oh, oh yeah, that's here
we are. See you take a look at mine. It's
it's all done.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's wonderful, dear, And look at mine, it's only half
all done.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I knew that is I thought, I mean, very strange.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
My sock looks terrible. I don't knit like this.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I don't think it looks so bad.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
It looks like a wool fummel.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What do you expect. I couldn't turn on any lights.
I had to knit in the kitchen with the refrigerator
door opened.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well, I just came downstairs for a little bike to eat,
and I happen to have my knitting needles with me.
And what about my sock? It looks pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Darn good good, it looks excellent.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You didn't buy any chance come down last night for
a little snack, did you? No?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
I didn't, dear.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I came down to finish your socks. Why did you
want to finish my socks because I wanted you to win?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Why did you finish.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
My socks because I wanted you to win? Isn't it silly?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Doubling? What a beautiful thought? You wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Win, just as softy, I guess, but don't give me credit.
It was really the boys. They sort of shamed me
into it. In fact, they even suggested that if I won,
you might start. What's the matter?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
But it was so thoughtful of you did it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm sorry. I think I'm going to try.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I don't know, no, m what's altered? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
How can you cryme?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I see you one after all?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Hapa, No, no, no, no, I didn't. I mean your
mother's laughing.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No no, she must he cried, but she hadn't.
Speaker 14 (25:19):
Boys, boys, no, boy, Ozzie and Harriet will be back
in just a moment.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I think Ganzi should have stuck to the strictly masculine
pursuits and let Harriet handle a feminine There's no doubt
about it.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Things work out better that way.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Well maybe, mister Smith. But what would you say if
I told you that my husband was the one who.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Chose the silver for our home.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
It was International Sterling silver too, and what I think
is the most beautiful Sterling pattern of all.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Pretty well, say.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That your husband is a man who has a fine
appreciation for beautiful things.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
There is no lovelier solid silver in the.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
World than that created by International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You know, every piece is artist designed, as carefully finished
as a rare jewel, and that Prelude pattern certainly is
one of International's loveliest designs.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Not too plain, not too fancy, It's just right for
that delicate floorer ornament. And we were pretty happy about
the price of Prelude too, mister Smith, Imagine buying anything
these days that hasn't gone sky high.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
International sterling is a wonderful value, all right. Its prices
haven't gone up in four years. Why we think it?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
We saved about twenty dollars by getting eight piece settings
and International Sterling's Prelude pattern rather.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Than some other sterling.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Honestly, I think every woman ought to take a look
at International Sterling patterns right away.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Ah, words of wisdom from one who knows.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
See your International Sterling dealer tomorrow, folks, see the solid
silver with beauty that lives forever famous International Sterling wry.
I think it was a wonderful idea for us to
call a contest off, don't you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh sure? By calling it off it makes it a draw.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
That's right, and definitely proves once and for all that
men are superior to women.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Now just a minute, you didn't win, Oh yes I did.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
For thirteen years, I've been trying to get you to
knit me a pair of wool socks, and now by
tricking you into this contest, I'm finally going to get
a pair.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh dear, I didn't tell you, did I tell me
what I promised this para sox to Thorney.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You mean after I slaved over that pair of sox
and work my four fingers to the bone, he gets them.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Oh yes, As a matter of fact, when he came
over yesterday morning, he said he wished he could think
of some way to get the knitted faster.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So that's why he gave me all that encouragement. Where
am I knitting needles?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 11 (27:50):
Dear?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You see this ugly contorted mass of sock I've knitted?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Oh I don't know, dear. It might fit somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh yes, it'll fit anybody who happens to wear a
size twenty three shoe and has a quarter in ch ankle.
I'm gonna mit a mat and I'll give them to Thorn.
He'll wear them. They'll cut off his blood supply at
the ankles. His feet will be like icebergs. His wife
will divorce him. He'll be a rown man. What prevengage?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Nit?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
One Pearl. Tune in again next week to another adventure
of Ozzie and Harriet, starring Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Higbys.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
And remember the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yes, Harriet, the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is international Sterling. Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet
were John Brown, Tommy Bernard and Henry Blair. Original music
was composed and conducted by Billy May. This program originates
in the Hollywood studios of the National Broadcasting Company. In
his It's a broadcast over the Trans Canada Network of
the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
This is Burnsmith's Baking.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
This is NB.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Excuse me, this is Buddy Cisco Horris Heights present.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
Champion, Hoping you'll hear me putting up the fight of
my life the next half.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Hour over NBC.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
The National Broadcasting Company
You didn't tell me. Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Oh? Sure,
what are they?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're not supposed to tell, are you? Oh sure, I
know one I can tell. In fact, that's part of
the resolution to tell millions and millions more people that
the solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, presents
The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple,
Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier. Since the dawn of recorded history,
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mankind has greeted the arrival of the new year with
celebrations and rejoicing. Five thousand years ago, on New Year's Eve,
a famous Egyptian said, and so it goes. A new
year is born, and the old year takes its place
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on the pages of history, and in everybody's mind is
an acute awareness of the passage of time. Did we
get any nineteen forty nine calendar yet, Harriet?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, if you mean the ones in the.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Garage, it's over there on the table.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh yeah, Hey, look they're using a different girl this year.
She isn't wearing much for January? Is she wonder how
she keeps warm?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, as look, you're giving or must help a little.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Hey, look here, take a look at February. See things
start to get interesting. She's taken off her gloves.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
When you get to June, don't expect anything.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I tore that one out coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I think you know. I have a feeling nineteen
forty nine is going to be a very nice year.
Started off very well. Yeah, I thought so. In fact,
that was one of the best New Year's Eve parties
I've ever been here. It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's only one.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Thing I didn't like about it. I don't like the
idea of teeming the men against the women.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Or you mean in the word game. Well, naturally you
didn't like it because the wives lost.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, no, not that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I just don't think it's fair to make the wives
compete against their husband.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, I understand how you feel. We really trounced, you
didn't we Well.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
If you put it that way, maybe we just didn't
try as hard as the men.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, sure, that's the answer. You let us win. The
wives were so much in love with their husbands that
you let us win.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I simply said that maybe we didn't try as hard
as you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man. Well, I don't think we tried especially hard. In fact,
seemed to me we won pretty easily. You tried hard,
but we were a little smarter.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm so glad to hear you say that, dear. Some
of the girls thought we made it too obvious.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh no, you fooled me completely.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hi momo.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh boys, boys, let me give you a word of
fatherly advice. Never let yourselves get drawn into competition with girls.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Guy pop, You don't think we play with girls, do you?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What about the spelling match? When was that?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What he means? At the school Christmas party?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We stood the girls in the spelling match.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh and naturally the girls didn't try very hard, so
the boys one hands down.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh no, they beat the pants office.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Gee, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The girls actually won fair and square.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, they were just too much for us. We didn't
stand a chant.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh I'm surprised, David. That's no attitude to take. Let's
examine just why the girls won. Is it because they're
brighter than you?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
More alert? No, have more knowledge?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, isn't that funny, I would have said yes to
all those things.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Let's get to the real reason the girls won.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I know girls don't have as much to worry about
as we do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, not only that, maybe you were just being nice
to the girls and tried to lose the spelling match, and.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
We didn't have to try to lose. It was the
easiest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I don't like girls anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Ricky's a little sore on account of what happened at
Susie duncle's party.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The girls insisted.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
On playing post office fully sounds. A few boys had
clite a party.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Julie Thornberry said she had a letter for Ricky. She's
your candalous stamp.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, why she want to kiss me? She's got a
cat let her kiss.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That comes think of it. The girls won all the
prizes at that party too, all the dopey games, then
the tailing the donkey.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Holy no, wonder you didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Next time, don't insist on being the donkey.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
As soon as the girls get a little older, they'll
let you boys win all the prizes. See, that's a
little trick that the women use to make the men
think they're smarter. At least that's what your mother says.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Not much sense in being a boy these days, is there?
Come on, Rick, let's roll the borough.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know it might be fun to have a spelling
match at our next party.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh sure, And I suppose the wives would just murder
the poor husbands. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll
give you a word right now. You can't spell an
easy one too, spell blockenspiel blockingspiel g l o c
k e n s p.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I e l.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There are was it right?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
How do you spell glockenspiel?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, let's be fair. Don't give me the same word? Hi, Allo,
thornie he.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Had to join me in carrying out this barrel of lashes.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No thanks? You sure? Keeping the basement cleaned up the New.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Year's resolution in a way, Catherine made it funny.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Women are sure heart to understand.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Ah, it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Harry and I were talking about the New Year's Eve party,
know over the randolphs.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Oh did you get a little lecture too?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, No, Harry and I were just talking about the
games we played.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I should think she'd want to keep that quiet.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Women didn't win a down thing, pretty solid proof of
male superiority.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I said, I know this is perfectly silly, thorny, but
has it ever occurred to you that women might lose
the men on purpose?
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Do you have the fever on?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No? No, I'm serious. Are pretty strange. They might just
do a thing like that, you know, just to make
the husbands feel superior sort of. Butter us up.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
It doesn't make sense us, at least not right after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, and how do you explain the fact that women
are such good losers. They lose all the time and
they still smile.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Oh look, guys, women lose, they smile, But they.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Have their own little ways of getting even with us
for beating them. They're clever, us, devilishly clever. I beat
casting a little.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Game of gin Rummy the other night. And what did
she do? Turned off my side of the electric blanket,
and I nearly froze to day.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Maybe you're right, I wonder if that was just Harriet's
way of getting even with me, you know, trying to
make me think the girl's lost on purpose.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
There's no doubt about it, Oz.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
And the dangerous part of it is it's little things
like that that cause a man to lose control of
the reins in his own home.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, Thorny, I don't think it's that important.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Okay, if I were you, i'd get the upper hand
again before.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
It's too late. The husband is got to keep control
of the household. Why don't you go in there and
involve Harriet in some sort of competition and beetter.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Fair and square.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Maybe you're right, certainly can't do any harm. No, I'll
just challenge her to some sort of a contest and
beat her. Right now, what's something I'm sure to win at?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
How about growing a mustache faster than she can?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Donnie's got to be something she has a chance at. See,
I know checkers. It's a good game, and I don't
think she's ever played it. My golly, Thorny, I'll prove
to her I'm a better man than she is. Harriet, Yes, dear,
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how about a little game of checkers.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I have to do the dishes there, Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Come on, just one game of checkers, all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right, we'll play kitchen checkers. You take the dirty saucers
and I'll take the dirty cup and we'll move them
around the dishpen.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Understand, hard I happen to feel like a little competition.
I'll bet I can toss a penny closer to the
edge of the linoleum than you can.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to play games, dear, I mean you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Want to be beaten. You must have seen my high
school yearbook, probably read how good I was at pitching
pennies here.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Why don't you have a cookie that'll keep you quiet?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh? Boy, chocolate? Why don't you have one too?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They do look good.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I could eat a dozen of them, could I. I'll
bet I can eat more cookies than you can.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'll bet you can too. Are you trying to draw
me into some sort of competition?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Not necessarily? How about some ping pong? No thanks, dear,
I'll give you an advantage. I'll play left handed, No thanks.
I'll play blindfolded without a paddle. No, doubled up with
my head between my legs. I'll be the ball.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No, dear, Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Don't blame you. It is sort of useless for a
woman to compete with a man.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yes it is, dear.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You mean you don't disagree with that statement I just made.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
No, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, let's shake hands. That's it. Now, put your foot
against my foot like this now, This is what's known
as Indian hand wrestle.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You want another pillow under your head?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No thanks?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Do you want to sit over here in your easy chair?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No? Thank you, dear, I'm very comfortable lying here on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You aren't angry with me, are you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why should I be? You didn't throw me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I slipped, I'm sorry, that's so just squished out of
my hand when you grabbed me.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I hope you didn't loosen a vertebrates.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I landed right on the base of my spine, the
lower part. It could have pushed my spinal column right
straight up. I'd have one horn on my head.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Would you like me to fill up your hot water
bottle again?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No thanks, I haven't finished drinking this yet. What are
you knitting a pair of socks? Is it difficult to
knit a pair of socks?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Not?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Once you've learned, you weren't thinking of taking it up?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Are you just making conversation just for the fun of it?
Show me how you do it? Just give me an idea.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, roughly, it's like this. You take one needle and
loop the arn over like this. Then you slide it off.
That's knit, and then you reverse the process like this.
And then slide these loops off. That's pearl and it
to me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'll show you how fast I pick up stuff. Okayfully
loop it over like this and you slide these off.
Where did everything go?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That was fast there. It took me an hour to
do what you undode in two seconds?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You unraveled?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It certainly is delicate. How does it stay together in
a sweater? You know? I never realized what nerve it
takes for a woman to wear a sweater? How long
it take me to knit a pair of socks?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Too long? Give the needles back there?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh sure I couldn't possibly knit a pair of socks
as fast as you could.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Of course you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was hoping you'd say that, What do you mean?
I think we've got ourselves a little contest.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Oh azzie, you could?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Shall we begin? Just get me some needles. All I
want you to do is show me how it's done.
I may as well warn you be prepared for a fight.
When I was at boy scout camp, I learned to
make a straw hat in one hour.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
But Ozzy, that isn't like making a sock.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It looked like one.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well, I'll show you, how dear, But let's not make
it a contest.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Afraid I might finish my sock sooner than you will
finish yours.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, I'm afraid you might knit yourself into a bag
and stuff.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
Okay, what irony beating Harriet at her own game. This
will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that men
are superior to women.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Rise fru superior men or women. Now there's an argument.
I don't want any part of No, sir.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Instead, let you and I have a little discussion about prices.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Don't mention that word out loud. Did you say, Well,
just wait till you hear.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The happy news about international sterling prices.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
They haven't gone up a bit.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's right, International sterling prices have not gone up in
four years. Other leading silber people have raised their prices.
But your favorite international sterling pattern costs the same as
it did in nineteen forty four. And you get more
or for your money when you buy famous international sterling too.
For instance, by getting eight place settings in International Sterling's
(14:07):
Lovely Presude pattern rather than some other sterling, you save
about twenty dollars, and that twenty dollars will buy you
those eight additional teaspoons to complete your service. What's more,
you know, when you own international sterling, you own it
for life.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Its beauty and richness.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Grow warmer and lovelier all through your lifetime. So visit
your International Sterling dealer tomorrow see and plan to own
the solid silver with beauty that lives forever International Sterling. More.
(14:48):
See that man, the one so seriously engrossed in the
work before him. That's Ozzie Nelson, one time holder of
the title man.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
You know what's running through his mind.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wondering which is the superior towel in the bathroom his
or hers. At present, he's engaged in a bitter struggle,
the struggle of a man determined to maintain his dignity
and to preserve his rightful place as head of the household.
Note the square jaw, the steely blue eyes, the look
of determination, the look of a man ready to fight
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a fair fight.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yes, but a tough one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Knit one.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Pearl, one knit one pearl, one knit one per Come on,
in funny, I just came home, well, mother, Marcree, I'm knitting.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Are you expecting to cut your visitor?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I wasn't. But as long as your hair. Sit down.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I know it's January, but if you want some strawberries,
I'll go get him for you.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Don't make fun of me, do you suggested? I get
into a contest with Harriet? And this is it a
sock knitting contest. Push the book over post with you,
thorny Oh.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Knitting instructions Item one knit, item two pearl?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
What are you doing on is item one?
Speaker 9 (16:15):
To write them two?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Item three? Untangling the mess?
Speaker 12 (16:23):
See move hands together, keeping needles and fingers in motion.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That's it. Knit one purl one knit one purl on
needles working harmoniously, action of the fingers nicely synchronized. Knit
one purl one knit one. How do you like that,
(16:51):
thorny Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
That's very good.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Now let's see you try it with the yacht.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
See that's the trouble worst perfect glit will I try
it with the arn.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
But try it again. Maybe I can find out what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But just follow me along in the book.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
There.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now I grasped the yarn with my left hand, I
slipped the needle through the loop. Now with the right hand,
I pulled the yarn over the left and slipped the
needle through. Now I crossed the yarn over the right
hand and slipped the needle through. Now, now, if you'll
untie my hands off. It happens every time.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Hey, let me see what it says here, he says.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Hey, wait a minute, yay, I think I see what
I'm doing wrong. Through over, slide under, through, slid say
I've got it. Knit one pearl one.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
That's the old fight. Knit one pearl one, knit one
pearl one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's just sort of a knack.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl ods. I knew
you could do it at a girl.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Come on, I'll keep going.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Knit one nit one pearl on pearl one, knit one
pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit item three. Again,
it's no use, thorny. Just look at this.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Oh, don't give up. Now, you were doing great.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'll give it one more.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
Try it through here, loop over the yarns, slide the
needle down under here, over there easy doesn't knit one
pearl one, knit one pearl Yeah, knit one pearl one.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
You're a devil with those news.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Say you're sitting on my ball of yarn.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
So sorry, I wonted what that was moving around.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit one
pearl one. That's it?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Good buck knit one pearl one je.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Uh nit one pearl one.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
I have to go see you later.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do not give up, I won't pearl one not zee goodbye,
thorny in one knit two pearl two. Hi hot, oh,
(19:56):
hi fellows, I didn't hear you command.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
How are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Now? That's a silly question. See these needles flying? What
does it look like I'm doing bleeding to death a
hand in one of those band aids. I happen to
be knitting a pair of socks.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
What part of the sock is that you're working on?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Gee, it isn't the toe, and it doesn't look like
the heel.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Well, it started out to be the heel, but it
was a little too small, so I decided to make
it the toe. But it was a little too big.
So it's going to be the coin pocket.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The coin pocket.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I never heard of socks with coin pocket.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, I think these will have them anyway. Neatness doesn't
count in the contest. What contest or it's just a
little contest. You mother and I are having to see
who can knit a pair of socks faster.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
He David stops just like me.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What do you mean Ricky.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh he's been challenging all the girls the games ever
since they beat us in the spelling match.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh, he even challenged Mary Benson's Indian handwrisk.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Really what happened? I slip?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I bet Mom would be awful embarrassed if you beat her?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Hump Pop.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh, I don't think so, David.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Do you think she'll cry?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Don't be silly. Your mother doesn't cry? Oh, yes she does, Pop.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
She cries sometimes, but she never lets you see her.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that because she loves.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
You so much?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Pop?
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Boy? I suppose so.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I don't think she'll cry this time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
She'll be awful bad, but she's brave boy, so shout
was as brave as mom. Ricky was even crying the.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Movies the other day.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Oh yeah, god.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh look, boys, you don't understand this. You see, I'm
not trying to make your mother cry. This is just
a little friend. Oh, Darny's needles. They hand me another
one of those band aids.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Two of you.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think it went clear through.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's your pop, David.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Don't startle me like that. Go back to bed. Where
are you going downstairs?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Do you have a Brooklyn?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
If I had, I wouldn't be going downstairs. I wanna
tell you a little secret.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
I've been thinking things over, and I'm going down do
a little work on your mother's knitting. See, I want
to make sure she wins, after all, I don't want
to make her cry.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're gonna knit on her socks to help her?
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yes, something wrong?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You sure do get yourself in some tough spots, don't
you pop? That's the third time you've yawned this morning. There,
didn't you sleep.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well last night?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
To well? I dreamt I was knitting. I'm awful tired
of knitting, Harriet. I'm willing to admit defeats.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh no, dear, the way you catch on the things,
I'll bet you're way ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, not a chance. Fact, I bet if we take
a look at what you've knitted so far and what
I've knitted so far, we'll find your way way ahead.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, let's take a look. Let's see where did I
leave my knitting when I went to bed last night?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right there on the windowsill? I wonder where I left
mine in the piano bench. Oh, oh yeah, that's here
we are. See you take a look at mine. It's
it's all done.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's wonderful, dear, And look at mine, it's only half
all done.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I knew that is I thought, I mean, very strange.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
My sock looks terrible. I don't knit like this.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I don't think it looks so bad.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
It looks like a wool fummel.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What do you expect. I couldn't turn on any lights.
I had to knit in the kitchen with the refrigerator
door opened.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well, I just came downstairs for a little bike to eat,
and I happen to have my knitting needles with me.
And what about my sock? It looks pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Darn good good, it looks excellent.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You didn't buy any chance come down last night for
a little snack, did you? No?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
I didn't, dear.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I came down to finish your socks. Why did you
want to finish my socks because I wanted you to win?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Why did you finish.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
My socks because I wanted you to win? Isn't it silly?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Doubling? What a beautiful thought? You wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Win, just as softy, I guess, but don't give me credit.
It was really the boys. They sort of shamed me
into it. In fact, they even suggested that if I won,
you might start. What's the matter?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
But it was so thoughtful of you did it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm sorry. I think I'm going to try.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I don't know, no, m what's altered? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
How can you cryme?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I see you one after all?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Hapa, No, no, no, no, I didn't. I mean your
mother's laughing.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No no, she must he cried, but she hadn't.
Speaker 14 (25:19):
Boys, boys, no, boy, Ozzie and Harriet will be back
in just a moment.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I think Ganzi should have stuck to the strictly masculine
pursuits and let Harriet handle a feminine There's no doubt
about it.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Things work out better that way.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Well maybe, mister Smith. But what would you say if
I told you that my husband was the one who.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Chose the silver for our home.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
It was International Sterling silver too, and what I think
is the most beautiful Sterling pattern of all.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Pretty well, say.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That your husband is a man who has a fine
appreciation for beautiful things.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
There is no lovelier solid silver in the.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
World than that created by International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You know, every piece is artist designed, as carefully finished
as a rare jewel, and that Prelude pattern certainly is
one of International's loveliest designs.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Not too plain, not too fancy, It's just right for
that delicate floorer ornament. And we were pretty happy about
the price of Prelude too, mister Smith, Imagine buying anything
these days that hasn't gone sky high.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
International sterling is a wonderful value, all right. Its prices
haven't gone up in four years. Why we think it?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
We saved about twenty dollars by getting eight piece settings
and International Sterling's Prelude pattern rather.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Than some other sterling.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Honestly, I think every woman ought to take a look
at International Sterling patterns right away.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Ah, words of wisdom from one who knows.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
See your International Sterling dealer tomorrow, folks, see the solid
silver with beauty that lives forever famous International Sterling wry.
I think it was a wonderful idea for us to
call a contest off, don't you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh sure? By calling it off it makes it a draw.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
That's right, and definitely proves once and for all that
men are superior to women.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Now just a minute, you didn't win, Oh yes I did.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
For thirteen years, I've been trying to get you to
knit me a pair of wool socks, and now by
tricking you into this contest, I'm finally going to get
a pair.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh dear, I didn't tell you, did I tell me
what I promised this para sox to Thorney.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You mean after I slaved over that pair of sox
and work my four fingers to the bone, he gets them.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Oh yes, As a matter of fact, when he came
over yesterday morning, he said he wished he could think
of some way to get the knitted faster.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So that's why he gave me all that encouragement. Where
am I knitting needles?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 11 (27:50):
Dear?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You see this ugly contorted mass of sock I've knitted?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Oh I don't know, dear. It might fit somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh yes, it'll fit anybody who happens to wear a
size twenty three shoe and has a quarter in ch ankle.
I'm gonna mit a mat and I'll give them to Thorn.
He'll wear them. They'll cut off his blood supply at
the ankles. His feet will be like icebergs. His wife
will divorce him. He'll be a rown man. What prevengage?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Nit?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
One Pearl. Tune in again next week to another adventure
of Ozzie and Harriet, starring Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Higbys.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
And remember the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yes, Harriet, the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever
is international Sterling. Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet
were John Brown, Tommy Bernard and Henry Blair. Original music
was composed and conducted by Billy May. This program originates
in the Hollywood studios of the National Broadcasting Company. In
his It's a broadcast over the Trans Canada Network of
the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
This is Burnsmith's Baking.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
This is NB.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Excuse me, this is Buddy Cisco Horris Heights present.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
Champion, Hoping you'll hear me putting up the fight of
my life the next half.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Hour over NBC.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
The National Broadcasting Company
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