December 21, 2024 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm selling all right this okay.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now, I just came back from the judget and I
brought several bottles of listerine.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Because listerine is one thing I can't do it up.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
How about me? How about me?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, I think can't do it out lestream.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
It is.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Adventures of Ozy and Harriet, The Drive and sign in
fire Nelson.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Family IZI, harrias David and Rickey. Part of the.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Job of being a parent is to answer your children's
questions fully and then completely tails.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
The age of question answering starts at about.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Two and continues on old and for your children are
at least as old as David Lady. The favorite time
for the answering of questions is when dear old Dad
is deeply engrossed in the newspapers.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Hey, Pop, we want to ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Mm hmm, what's about baseball?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Are you listener?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
M h you see the pop? M hm?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Can I ever raise my alarm?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I should say not? Yeah, I get the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
We have a question we'd like to ask your pup.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, it's well, I'll ask them.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh, let me ask, Okay, then go ahead between he's
good or good arms? Do you think it's the best shortstop?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Who's the better short stock?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I already ask you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Who do you think?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Rock? Of whom? Do you think we asked you first?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't know. They're both great sealers.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Time that you all gotta all ask for something.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm up. Were just talking about shortstop? Short stop?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I didn't know what that means.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sure she does, Sure I do.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And how come you look so funny when David said it?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I thought basketball season was all over? Yeah, there's a
picture though, Let's see he's just a little guy.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And what about reefs?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They don't go on pee weeed for north?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is the second way they're baseball players?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Are they?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They have midget baseball? Are baseball players? A lot of
shortstops are small? Well, certain way, that's why they're called shortstops,
isn't that? I man, I'd be too far from.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Home, but I ready say they Hey, he out there
telling about the street.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm waying.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
How do you think that? Look? Oh looks fine?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And here's some pitches in Mickey mantles, how's it look
in the back?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Look at our swing?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I think your pardon? I think he meant Mickey Manholes.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh well, what about it?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But he's a Swiss hitter. He plays in New York Yankees.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I mean, what about the skirts?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh, it looks fine, that's right, said, it looks.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Fine, Harriet. And that's some good herkies too.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The there's certainly no shortage of material back there.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's there.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
The Yankees always come up with a good team. They've
got a great farm system.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, I'm glad here they have a pre.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Terow Manager's you boys good coaching? Sy Yeah, I sure
hope we've got a good coach. And mister Miller says,
you're not gonna give.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Up till he finds right. Chriss, What does mister Miller
had to do with it?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
He's fine?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And I too, I just wanted the peaches.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know, mister millivi's in the baseball business. Is
he gonna tell a grocery stir No, no, no, how
He's just gonna out fit the boys with uniforms and
promote the team.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
See several other local merchants are gonna spontor the.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Team too, a grocer having a baseball team. Sure that
mister Milner has the best team in the league, least
will be the best friend. And not on that that
you should have a good team too.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You got some good ball players only meet it's a
good cup. Yeah, you're right there.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
All the deal in the world won't help if the
team isn't handled right. So do you suppose your fellows
could get time out for a minute?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh right, mom?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Had you get that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Last? I believe me.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The street looks fine. But if I've even been as yet.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well, I sure, as it could be taken in a little.
It looks a little fool.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It has to be let out. That's the style of
the street face. Oh well, uh, theres the materials?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Very nice? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Do you mean it like?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That? Looks like and cool?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Real cool?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean cool cool.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's quite cool.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
At least we know it's cool. Now, real cool. He's
good day?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, okay, lack the tale for the time I get
to cake.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh yes, that's fine, man, that would be good time
they sat uniformed status.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It might not be shirty enough. He's right in the
second base and you wouldn't have any pants left.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You get some important spinsters can get.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Two pair of pants. If you slide away, Pepper Martin
us to slide you would not have to worry about
losing your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You used to slide in head first.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well at that time has a good way to lose
your head. Lot of you is gonna next to one
of them?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Do you we them?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I might go run along.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I've actually got any satisfactions in.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Your baseball fast So what is it you want to know?
Are nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna run out for the guests sakers of this street.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well, he'd be happy to offer any suggestions. Sure, what's
your coming on? Yeah? What's up? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I think I've been up and apparently I struck out.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'll see you all the way here?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
They are you all high up? Honey? Here, Ricky's gonna
be one of the size of the Major League this year. No,
I'll tell you that, Ricky. He's quite a kid. Yeah,
he's no bad ball player. Reader. I just hope the
kids get a good man and mine can coach the team.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, mister Miller is really close sainting for the right
hair though. H pretty important, don't I know it? But
what old Casey single has done for the Yankees. After
I was telling the boys. We had a baseball discussion
this morning. In fact, that's about all the converstation has
been about for the past couple of days. I'll bet
Harry and really appreciates less now I'm safe. He doesn't
follow it very well, doesn't quite get what we're talking about.
(06:42):
I wonder Harry looked so upset when you left the
house this morning. Oh you saw her lead?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Well, I didn't mean to be fine the stick. When
I saw her leaving with some clothes over her arm,
I wanted to see whether you'd come running after us.
I guess the shirt she's gonna have altered or let
out of something.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Tell you too that I guess you want saying much attention.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well, I don't feel too bad on no, but you're
absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I guess it is pretty golfer female around our house,
especially at the start of each new sports. Seat by
easily remedied, why don't you give her a break and
talk about dresses and women's fashions once in a while?
What do I know about dresses except whether I like
the way they look? Sometimes I don't even know that
whether you can find out I always see lots of
fashion magazines lying around your house. Yeah, well I don't
(07:25):
get ahold of a couple of them and look him over.
Then when Harry's comes in, you can talk about something
you can understand.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, that sounds like an idea.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's a good idea, and I offer it to you
three o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, thank you, Sonny. You're gonna try it? Yeah? I
think I will add a boy? Good for you?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We are you so excited about it? I don't want
to doing it, I know, but if it works for you,
I might even try it myself. I oh, hell, Fellas,
you get.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
To new Sports Manuel, No, this is a woman's magazine.
What's that fort now much? People?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know this boy?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Sit down, Fellas. I want to have a little talk
with you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Are you sure you want me to hear this?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Something wrong on? No, not really.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's just I think we sometimes have our tendency to
neglect your mother conversation.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We see.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I think we ought to bring her in on the
conversations a little more.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you mean here?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No? I know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
When she is here, we're always talking about baseball players
and stuff like that. We forget your mother, how we ever,
know that we're.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Talking about I know what you do.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Sometimes I don't know what we're talking about myself. Think
we want to stop talking about baseball around the house. No,
but we want to make an effort to balance the
conversation discuss things to interest your mother.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Do you I hear somebody talking about me?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, we're just saying a few things about you. And
I was thinking, how nice you look in this dress
here in this magazine. Yes, it is very you see
the jacket comes off and it becomes a cocktail dress too,
And I really think I got something a little more practical,
something I'm wearing the baseball game.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He never was a batting chat in of the National
Fast year, I mean the National League.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's stand musical.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I think you mean to stand musual.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Isn't that what I said? Harry, Let's forget about baseball
for a while. Have you seen the latest fashions and
women's tas for this season?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yes? I have, and I think they're dreadful.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thinking about has do you notice how many players take
off their hats to catch flies with no?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, no, you mean they dip their hats to acknowledge
the applause of the crowd when they make a good play.
It's just like a man tipping his hat.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
When he sees a girl in a pretty dress. See
you like this one? You're in the magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hear his grease comin. Dude, what's the idea?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's what I'm liking you. I'm talking about baseball and
I'm talking about dresses. You don't think they're thinking about it?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Changing places due.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
The science mom might make a pretty declare you really
bring on the bacon?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Serious time?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
The science to still and cook it while a want
of trouble, Robby and Harran to be back and not
a moment try, mister, buy thet set us.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Some crazy U.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
If you enjoy a game of Bridge or Canaster, make
sure the people you play.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
With enjoy it too.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Platosis can spoil any game. Unfortunately, it can happen to
any of us at any time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So before every date, use listerine at.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Aect, the extra careful precauction that keeps breath fresh and
cream longer.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Listerine kills germs instantly, stop helicosas instantly and usually for
hours because fermentation caused by germs in the mouth is
by far the most common cause of platosis. Chlorophyll and
chewing gums don't kill these odor producing germs.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Listine adithentic does kill germs by millions.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Two states can't give you listerines germ killing actions. That's
why listerine adithentic average four times better than the leading
toothpaste and chlorzo products it was tested against. To be
extra careful, use listerine adithentic tmasine by them to step
us on welfare.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The baseball season's really here, at least.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm sure here as far as the Elsons are concerned.
And when I say the Meltons, I mean all the Eltons,
even Harriet.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yes, sir, I had Nelson has.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Suddenly and unexpectedly become quite an authority on the grand
old national pastimes.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
But let's get back to David Ricky.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Here they are out and ouse of the bankyard. See
that is catching, and Ricky is warming up his pitching arm.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ball on bow.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was right over the plank wall, one hie outside.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No one can't have by and U go on get
better the moment.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Before I talk you out of the game.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What's gonna start calling you in here?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Sharting yet the ball?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I'm poorking ball two? What wait a minute, where's that arm?
It's right down the ground when you threw it down?
How much is t ball too? Bow too? I was
like a wall two rolling outside? Ye're crazy? What's the
word commotion?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Out here?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Thous fins is practicing? Pop?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Will you have to make so much noise? Come practice?
And yells?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And outsider?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I died and he ain't.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Practice for me?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Just pick the pitchure time to him?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I tay fastball with a hop every mind the fancy stuff, REGI, what's.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
The matter is too?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm playing the handle.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Has no just then have to climb up on a
garage roof again the regular type that you will be fine?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Rig he's let me tell you my around house.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's really tricky, boy.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, you have to climb up to the Thornbery's garage
to get that one. David, I'm a dying good kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Okay, let's start kicking and stop talking.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Will you be there flyingpop?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
David's outside. This is so good today.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I'll call a few for you. Let's do this right though. Here.
You step up the plate, Dave and be the batter.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh no, not unless I can put a bucket over
my head. You've been calling them pictures like you already
got a.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Bucket over your head.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Have mind, rig You're not supposed to argue with the
umpire and so he's the official in his decisions. Final.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yes, I'm about the plate, David. Just be careful, Riggy.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Wait all yes, ball one hid outside, braw lessing, Yes,
come on, Richards, ball two inside, yes, wrong user, ball
(14:09):
three inside?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't mean your partner, sir, But do you think you
mean Glascester? I have to disagree with your finantist.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh hi, I didn't see you over there. What do
you have to disagree with your last call? If it's
over the place between the shoulders and the knees of
the stake, Yes, I know, but that six was inside.
David even had to pull away from it. The shots
on his based on an actual sat David was crowding
the place. Maybe disagree And another thing, David, that's the
reason you're back in the way and putting your let
(14:41):
him into the athletics. He was a late swinger. I
believe that was Simmons Pugnaga.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yes, yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Out Simmons of the athletics, very unorthodox.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I'm a late swinger, but a good player. Yes, yes,
the sure was.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's one of the finest. Uh George Duckson in the
game out. Oh yes, yes, just catching you there. Well,
are back to marketing, but you I'll be back in
about an hour.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, oh, just one my little point.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You'd better move back to that rickey. You're supposed to
be sixty and a half weeks from the home base
a home plate.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
There, they used to call it. Hop Yeah, I just
try to make up myself. Rick moved back a little.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, goodbye there, goodbye. Okay, let's play ball. Okod on,
let's go picking. I think I'll wait until mom gets back.
(15:43):
Hello makes an a oh hello, this is now soon.
It looks like you're shopping for a.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Whole month to day.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well just about. We'll make sure Ricky drinks plenty of
milk and eat all of his vegetables. You know he's
gonna be picking for our too. It's jolly tells about
three times a day.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I guess you've been hearing a lot of baseball talk
around your house.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Lacy, yes, says it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Has been rather limited, but they've thought to me very
interesting once you begin to understand the game.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Well, the only trouble is that not many women try
to understand it. Now, you take my wife's rest. She
puts a doubleheaders, two glasses of beer.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well you must baseball is more of a man's game,
I suppose. So what's that your game? Oh that's a
diagram of a baseball diamond. The Henshaw Realty Company is
voting a lot for our home field, and I was
just making a few rough.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Sketches of it. Oh, yes, I say, mm it uh,
probably looks a little complicated.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well no, not really.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Of course, you know more about this than I do.
But don't they recommend at the back point of home place?
They do west southwest of the police amount of sun
more time in the player's eyes.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
My god, I never thought of that west southwestern.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well I never would have thought about it either, But
I just got tired of.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Being left out of the conversations at meal times, so
I bought a couple of books, not even reading up
on the segue.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh now, missus Nelson, you can't fool me. You're just
being martyr. But you've seen thing else. It doesn't look great.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, the distance from home place to second looks a
little shore. I can ide down to Jack measurements to live.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Would your team gotta be a big hill?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh, I'm glad to Who do you think would takes
dependents in the American League this year? That's a little
ears yet, but I imagine the Yankees your favor. Yeah,
old take seams in the corner on er. Uh, so
little Philadelphia might do something this year. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Bobby Chance was the leading and coutier last season, and
got Jurnil was a great ron ball hitter, and Harry
Briden was voted the.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Rookie of the Year, So they could be the team
to watch.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, I suppose you would go along with Brooklyn in
the National League.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, I haven't got by Chicago. Oh were a good
club and that thanks Sorry the mighty fine boy.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yet thirty seven home runs last year, he was also
vard of the most valuable player, so.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
He said in home run.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Right, I mean he tid Ralph Claner the other sidence
or oh what at the time, I gotta get sided
on the home run myself.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Will you put this on our side, miss MILLI for.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Sure, will I say I'd like to stop. I am
talking to mister Nelson about something if he's going to
be home leader.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, certainly our time coming over.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
It's fine, and you're sure the rest of this baseball diamonds.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All well, I'm only gone by the book, but it
looks I like to know. Fine, why the bush just missus?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Elton? Yes, here's something you really deserve.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
A baseball capital compliments of the Junior League baseball team
at home.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Ah, look what I've got. Hey, where'd you buy that?
I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It was given to me by mister Lewis.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You're looking at an honorary member of the Jenior League
baseball team.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well, good for you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh, mister Lewie's coming over. He's talking to you about something.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Oh, talk to me. Do you say what it was?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
No, but it's probably about the baseball team. Now, I
don't a special request Beginner's night.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh I see.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Well before you say anything, just let me tell you this.
We're having metro. You know that's just what I was
gonna ask for us.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I can tell I know why mister Lewie is over
pont No.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
And why is that? Rick?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I Ben's gonna ask you to go to baseball to him?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Really, Hey, I'll bet that's right. Congratulations coach, or I
really have a good bar club.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now, well, I'll certainly try to do the best I can.
Of course, a lot depends on my teams. Now well,
he him and mister Miller hasn't even.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Asked me yet.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh but he will upon why I ask, what are
you coming over here?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
That's road coach. Oh, I guess that is a possibility. See,
I wonder if I ought to accept the job. See
why not?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well, it take up all my saturdays, not to day
I've set aside to help your mother around the house.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
She tells me this is a pretty important part.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Fort Model didn't care.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Oh, I'm gray, she would Rick naturally, she'd never say
anything about it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I think mom getting kind of interested.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
In baseball park.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
He's been reading the sports page, he's been listening.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
To all the sports programs. He's even got a baseball
room book. Well, I'm going for a benefit, David.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Just knowing a few rules and names of a couple
of players don't mean the person's really interested in the
game us.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
It's very nice for it for ten years. I better hello,
Ricky An, thank you. Oh, I highs Nelson.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
As Melson said, you're gonna stop by boys, want to
go out.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
And see if you can help your money.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, by coms. You're probably wondering why I stopped Finus Nelson, Well,
yes I was here.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Let me take your overcoaching. Thank you, Hey, come on,
sit down, thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I uh, I know you've heard about the junior league
baseball team that the Merchants Association is fusing. Say yes,
I think it's a very good idea too. Or We've
got all the players lined up, but so far we
haven't been able to find a coach, and it's a
pretty important position. So no, yes, you're in Oh yes, yes,
and me.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
We need somebody who knows the game and understands boys too. Yes, yes, yes,
of course, And I hope we've found just the person
for the job. Huh. I thought i'd better talk to
you first though, and see what you say.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, it certainly is quite an honor, mister Miller.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I'm just as great has been.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Spending too much time away from the family. Yes, that's true,
and it's really flattering. I don't like to turn you down.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I hope you understand. Oh oh sure, mister Nelson, I
kind of know how you feel. I'm sure you could
find somebody else to be justice capable. I suppose so.
But we'll never find a better looking coach.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Straight out, Miller. And even if it were all right
with you, I imagine Missus Nelson is much too busy
to coach a baseball team anyway, did you say, mister Nelson?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Sure she seems to know the game.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And after raising two Thursday, I guess you understands boys
pretty well. You mean you want Missus Nelson to be
the coach.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, I can understand how you feel about it. I
can't say that I've brought you either. Oh no, no,
now we're wait a moment, just to let us sink
in for a minute. Hey, I just kind of thought,
how about you, mister Nelson? Would you be interested in
coaching the team? Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Me?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But why not? Since missus from as your wife, you
probably know quite a bit about the game too. Yes,
he's start me a lot. How about it? Oh, this
is circus the price. I really don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Then I'll say it's from you. He'll be very happy
to your set, mister know I.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Well, that's fine and it's all settled. Congratulation's coach.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I think he's a very good man for the job.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I'm sure we have. Oh, I better be running along.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I'll wrap you to the garments and I'll ask you.
Oh well, by the way, miss Nelson, Yeah, this is
all right with you, is miss Ah?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Sure? Whatever the boss says. Good bye boys.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh, I'm sure miss Nelson will do a bang up
job for our team. Oh I know you well should
make a wonderful coach. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
And if he ever needs to me help, you will
be around. Wah, yes, both provide us. Goodbye. Oh here,
let me.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Help you off with that ape tis well, sit down
right here?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
A day that gets your mother the sports page? What
is there? And I'm not just last year. I'll have
dinner on the table in a human hardly and marry
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him to be.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Lacking the moment try mystery buy listing set that same.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The Nelsons have their problems too, Maybe that's what makes
them so human.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
And there's one problem that affects almost every one of.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Us at sometime or other. Holotosis can happen to anybody,
even to you. So why take chances when they've such
a pleasant.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Extra careful because and they keeps breath fresh.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And clean longer listerine at us that they keep breast
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Speaker 4 (23:53):
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Listerine kills odor producing germs instantly, stop calicosis instantly, usually
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Chlorophyll and chewing gums don't kill germs. Listerine anesthetic does
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Speaker 4 (24:25):
Trying to sting by.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Something m y.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Worse.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I used to again, but I wouldn't bother. That guy says,
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of his chicks, and he decided who could sew.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
It on himself. That was a half hour ago.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
The silent time they sat.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Is my highest Yes.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, I've talked about It's not sorry, no, no, no, no,
I'm doing fine. You can suddenly become a baseball expert.
I can certainly learn how to show there's just one
little thing.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'd like to help you with. Oh but that uh here,
we used dread the needle for me.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Try listening, buy the thing that.
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Actually you can't buy a better toothpaste and lift the
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President of the National Association for Better Radio and Television.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Missus Logan, it gives me great pleasure, indeed, especially since
this is the second year in succession that I've been
able to make the announcement that The Adventures of Ozian
Harriet has been selected as the Outstanding Radio program of
the Nation in the Family Situation category.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
So on behalf of the National Association for Better Radio
and Time Innovation.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Congratulations to Osen Harriot, David and Rickey, and their entire
cast for their splendid contribution to American radio.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
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most widely used intercepted in the world and listening up.
Next week, Arzie and Harriet will be brought to you
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music was proposed by Billy Mays.
I'm selling all right this okay.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now, I just came back from the judget and I
brought several bottles of listerine.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Because listerine is one thing I can't do it up.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
How about me? How about me?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
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Adventures of Ozy and Harriet, The Drive and sign in
fire Nelson.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Family IZI, harrias David and Rickey. Part of the.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Job of being a parent is to answer your children's
questions fully and then completely tails.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
The age of question answering starts at about.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Two and continues on old and for your children are
at least as old as David Lady. The favorite time
for the answering of questions is when dear old Dad
is deeply engrossed in the newspapers.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Hey, Pop, we want to ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Mm hmm, what's about baseball?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Are you listener?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
M h you see the pop? M hm?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Can I ever raise my alarm?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I should say not? Yeah, I get the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
We have a question we'd like to ask your pup.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, it's well, I'll ask them.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh, let me ask, Okay, then go ahead between he's
good or good arms? Do you think it's the best shortstop?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Who's the better short stock?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I already ask you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Who do you think?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Rock? Of whom? Do you think we asked you first?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't know. They're both great sealers.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Time that you all gotta all ask for something.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm up. Were just talking about shortstop? Short stop?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I didn't know what that means.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sure she does, Sure I do.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And how come you look so funny when David said it?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I thought basketball season was all over? Yeah, there's a
picture though, Let's see he's just a little guy.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And what about reefs?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They don't go on pee weeed for north?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is the second way they're baseball players?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Are they?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They have midget baseball? Are baseball players? A lot of
shortstops are small? Well, certain way, that's why they're called shortstops,
isn't that? I man, I'd be too far from.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Home, but I ready say they Hey, he out there
telling about the street.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm waying.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
How do you think that? Look? Oh looks fine?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And here's some pitches in Mickey mantles, how's it look
in the back?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Look at our swing?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I think your pardon? I think he meant Mickey Manholes.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh well, what about it?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But he's a Swiss hitter. He plays in New York Yankees.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I mean, what about the skirts?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh, it looks fine, that's right, said, it looks.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Fine, Harriet. And that's some good herkies too.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The there's certainly no shortage of material back there.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's there.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
The Yankees always come up with a good team. They've
got a great farm system.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, I'm glad here they have a pre.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Terow Manager's you boys good coaching? Sy Yeah, I sure
hope we've got a good coach. And mister Miller says,
you're not gonna give.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Up till he finds right. Chriss, What does mister Miller
had to do with it?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
He's fine?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And I too, I just wanted the peaches.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know, mister millivi's in the baseball business. Is
he gonna tell a grocery stir No, no, no, how
He's just gonna out fit the boys with uniforms and
promote the team.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
See several other local merchants are gonna spontor the.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Team too, a grocer having a baseball team. Sure that
mister Milner has the best team in the league, least
will be the best friend. And not on that that
you should have a good team too.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You got some good ball players only meet it's a
good cup. Yeah, you're right there.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
All the deal in the world won't help if the
team isn't handled right. So do you suppose your fellows
could get time out for a minute?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh right, mom?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Had you get that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Last? I believe me.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The street looks fine. But if I've even been as yet.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well, I sure, as it could be taken in a little.
It looks a little fool.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It has to be let out. That's the style of
the street face. Oh well, uh, theres the materials?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Very nice? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Do you mean it like?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That? Looks like and cool?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Real cool?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean cool cool.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's quite cool.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
At least we know it's cool. Now, real cool. He's
good day?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, okay, lack the tale for the time I get
to cake.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh yes, that's fine, man, that would be good time
they sat uniformed status.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It might not be shirty enough. He's right in the
second base and you wouldn't have any pants left.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You get some important spinsters can get.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Two pair of pants. If you slide away, Pepper Martin
us to slide you would not have to worry about
losing your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You used to slide in head first.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well at that time has a good way to lose
your head. Lot of you is gonna next to one
of them?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Do you we them?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I might go run along.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I've actually got any satisfactions in.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Your baseball fast So what is it you want to know?
Are nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna run out for the guests sakers of this street.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well, he'd be happy to offer any suggestions. Sure, what's
your coming on? Yeah? What's up? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I think I've been up and apparently I struck out.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'll see you all the way here?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
They are you all high up? Honey? Here, Ricky's gonna
be one of the size of the Major League this year. No,
I'll tell you that, Ricky. He's quite a kid. Yeah,
he's no bad ball player. Reader. I just hope the
kids get a good man and mine can coach the team.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, mister Miller is really close sainting for the right
hair though. H pretty important, don't I know it? But
what old Casey single has done for the Yankees. After
I was telling the boys. We had a baseball discussion
this morning. In fact, that's about all the converstation has
been about for the past couple of days. I'll bet
Harry and really appreciates less now I'm safe. He doesn't
follow it very well, doesn't quite get what we're talking about.
(06:42):
I wonder Harry looked so upset when you left the
house this morning. Oh you saw her lead?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Well, I didn't mean to be fine the stick. When
I saw her leaving with some clothes over her arm,
I wanted to see whether you'd come running after us.
I guess the shirt she's gonna have altered or let
out of something.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Tell you too that I guess you want saying much attention.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well, I don't feel too bad on no, but you're
absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I guess it is pretty golfer female around our house,
especially at the start of each new sports. Seat by
easily remedied, why don't you give her a break and
talk about dresses and women's fashions once in a while?
What do I know about dresses except whether I like
the way they look? Sometimes I don't even know that
whether you can find out I always see lots of
fashion magazines lying around your house. Yeah, well I don't
(07:25):
get ahold of a couple of them and look him over.
Then when Harry's comes in, you can talk about something
you can understand.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, that sounds like an idea.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's a good idea, and I offer it to you
three o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, thank you, Sonny. You're gonna try it? Yeah? I
think I will add a boy? Good for you?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We are you so excited about it? I don't want
to doing it, I know, but if it works for you,
I might even try it myself. I oh, hell, Fellas,
you get.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
To new Sports Manuel, No, this is a woman's magazine.
What's that fort now much? People?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know this boy?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Sit down, Fellas. I want to have a little talk
with you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Are you sure you want me to hear this?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Something wrong on? No, not really.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's just I think we sometimes have our tendency to
neglect your mother conversation.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We see.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I think we ought to bring her in on the
conversations a little more.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you mean here?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No? I know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
When she is here, we're always talking about baseball players
and stuff like that. We forget your mother, how we ever,
know that we're.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Talking about I know what you do.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Sometimes I don't know what we're talking about myself. Think
we want to stop talking about baseball around the house. No,
but we want to make an effort to balance the
conversation discuss things to interest your mother.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Do you I hear somebody talking about me?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, we're just saying a few things about you. And
I was thinking, how nice you look in this dress
here in this magazine. Yes, it is very you see
the jacket comes off and it becomes a cocktail dress too,
And I really think I got something a little more practical,
something I'm wearing the baseball game.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He never was a batting chat in of the National
Fast year, I mean the National League.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's stand musical.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I think you mean to stand musual.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Isn't that what I said? Harry, Let's forget about baseball
for a while. Have you seen the latest fashions and
women's tas for this season?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yes? I have, and I think they're dreadful.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thinking about has do you notice how many players take
off their hats to catch flies with no?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, no, you mean they dip their hats to acknowledge
the applause of the crowd when they make a good play.
It's just like a man tipping his hat.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
When he sees a girl in a pretty dress. See
you like this one? You're in the magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hear his grease comin. Dude, what's the idea?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's what I'm liking you. I'm talking about baseball and
I'm talking about dresses. You don't think they're thinking about it?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Changing places due.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
The science mom might make a pretty declare you really
bring on the bacon?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Serious time?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
The science to still and cook it while a want
of trouble, Robby and Harran to be back and not
a moment try, mister, buy thet set us.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Some crazy U.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
If you enjoy a game of Bridge or Canaster, make
sure the people you play.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
With enjoy it too.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Platosis can spoil any game. Unfortunately, it can happen to
any of us at any time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So before every date, use listerine at.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Aect, the extra careful precauction that keeps breath fresh and
cream longer.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Listerine kills germs instantly, stop helicosas instantly and usually for
hours because fermentation caused by germs in the mouth is
by far the most common cause of platosis. Chlorophyll and
chewing gums don't kill these odor producing germs.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Listine adithentic does kill germs by millions.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Two states can't give you listerines germ killing actions. That's
why listerine adithentic average four times better than the leading
toothpaste and chlorzo products it was tested against. To be
extra careful, use listerine adithentic tmasine by them to step
us on welfare.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The baseball season's really here, at least.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm sure here as far as the Elsons are concerned.
And when I say the Meltons, I mean all the Eltons,
even Harriet.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yes, sir, I had Nelson has.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Suddenly and unexpectedly become quite an authority on the grand
old national pastimes.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
But let's get back to David Ricky.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Here they are out and ouse of the bankyard. See
that is catching, and Ricky is warming up his pitching arm.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ball on bow.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was right over the plank wall, one hie outside.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No one can't have by and U go on get
better the moment.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Before I talk you out of the game.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What's gonna start calling you in here?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Sharting yet the ball?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I'm poorking ball two? What wait a minute, where's that arm?
It's right down the ground when you threw it down?
How much is t ball too? Bow too? I was
like a wall two rolling outside? Ye're crazy? What's the
word commotion?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Out here?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Thous fins is practicing? Pop?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Will you have to make so much noise? Come practice?
And yells?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And outsider?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I died and he ain't.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Practice for me?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Just pick the pitchure time to him?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I tay fastball with a hop every mind the fancy stuff, REGI, what's.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
The matter is too?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm playing the handle.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Has no just then have to climb up on a
garage roof again the regular type that you will be fine?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Rig he's let me tell you my around house.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's really tricky, boy.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, you have to climb up to the Thornbery's garage
to get that one. David, I'm a dying good kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Okay, let's start kicking and stop talking.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Will you be there flyingpop?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
David's outside. This is so good today.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I'll call a few for you. Let's do this right though. Here.
You step up the plate, Dave and be the batter.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh no, not unless I can put a bucket over
my head. You've been calling them pictures like you already
got a.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Bucket over your head.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Have mind, rig You're not supposed to argue with the
umpire and so he's the official in his decisions. Final.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yes, I'm about the plate, David. Just be careful, Riggy.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Wait all yes, ball one hid outside, braw lessing, Yes,
come on, Richards, ball two inside, yes, wrong user, ball
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three inside?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't mean your partner, sir, But do you think you
mean Glascester? I have to disagree with your finantist.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh hi, I didn't see you over there. What do
you have to disagree with your last call? If it's
over the place between the shoulders and the knees of
the stake, Yes, I know, but that six was inside.
David even had to pull away from it. The shots
on his based on an actual sat David was crowding
the place. Maybe disagree And another thing, David, that's the
reason you're back in the way and putting your let
(14:41):
him into the athletics. He was a late swinger. I
believe that was Simmons Pugnaga.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yes, yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Out Simmons of the athletics, very unorthodox.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I'm a late swinger, but a good player. Yes, yes,
the sure was.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's one of the finest. Uh George Duckson in the
game out. Oh yes, yes, just catching you there. Well,
are back to marketing, but you I'll be back in
about an hour.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, oh, just one my little point.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You'd better move back to that rickey. You're supposed to
be sixty and a half weeks from the home base
a home plate.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
There, they used to call it. Hop Yeah, I just
try to make up myself. Rick moved back a little.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, goodbye there, goodbye. Okay, let's play ball. Okod on,
let's go picking. I think I'll wait until mom gets back.
(15:43):
Hello makes an a oh hello, this is now soon.
It looks like you're shopping for a.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Whole month to day.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well just about. We'll make sure Ricky drinks plenty of
milk and eat all of his vegetables. You know he's
gonna be picking for our too. It's jolly tells about
three times a day.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I guess you've been hearing a lot of baseball talk
around your house.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Lacy, yes, says it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Has been rather limited, but they've thought to me very
interesting once you begin to understand the game.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Well, the only trouble is that not many women try
to understand it. Now, you take my wife's rest. She
puts a doubleheaders, two glasses of beer.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well you must baseball is more of a man's game,
I suppose. So what's that your game? Oh that's a
diagram of a baseball diamond. The Henshaw Realty Company is
voting a lot for our home field, and I was
just making a few rough.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Sketches of it. Oh, yes, I say, mm it uh,
probably looks a little complicated.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well no, not really.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Of course, you know more about this than I do.
But don't they recommend at the back point of home place?
They do west southwest of the police amount of sun
more time in the player's eyes.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
My god, I never thought of that west southwestern.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well I never would have thought about it either, But
I just got tired of.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Being left out of the conversations at meal times, so
I bought a couple of books, not even reading up
on the segue.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh now, missus Nelson, you can't fool me. You're just
being martyr. But you've seen thing else. It doesn't look great.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, the distance from home place to second looks a
little shore. I can ide down to Jack measurements to live.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Would your team gotta be a big hill?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh, I'm glad to Who do you think would takes
dependents in the American League this year? That's a little
ears yet, but I imagine the Yankees your favor. Yeah,
old take seams in the corner on er. Uh, so
little Philadelphia might do something this year. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Bobby Chance was the leading and coutier last season, and
got Jurnil was a great ron ball hitter, and Harry
Briden was voted the.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Rookie of the Year, So they could be the team
to watch.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, I suppose you would go along with Brooklyn in
the National League.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, I haven't got by Chicago. Oh were a good
club and that thanks Sorry the mighty fine boy.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yet thirty seven home runs last year, he was also
vard of the most valuable player, so.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
He said in home run.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Right, I mean he tid Ralph Claner the other sidence
or oh what at the time, I gotta get sided
on the home run myself.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Will you put this on our side, miss MILLI for.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Sure, will I say I'd like to stop. I am
talking to mister Nelson about something if he's going to
be home leader.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, certainly our time coming over.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
It's fine, and you're sure the rest of this baseball diamonds.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All well, I'm only gone by the book, but it
looks I like to know. Fine, why the bush just missus?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Elton? Yes, here's something you really deserve.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
A baseball capital compliments of the Junior League baseball team
at home.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Ah, look what I've got. Hey, where'd you buy that?
I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It was given to me by mister Lewis.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You're looking at an honorary member of the Jenior League
baseball team.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well, good for you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh, mister Lewie's coming over. He's talking to you about something.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Oh, talk to me. Do you say what it was?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
No, but it's probably about the baseball team. Now, I
don't a special request Beginner's night.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh I see.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Well before you say anything, just let me tell you this.
We're having metro. You know that's just what I was
gonna ask for us.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I can tell I know why mister Lewie is over
pont No.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
And why is that? Rick?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I Ben's gonna ask you to go to baseball to him?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Really, Hey, I'll bet that's right. Congratulations coach, or I
really have a good bar club.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now, well, I'll certainly try to do the best I can.
Of course, a lot depends on my teams. Now well,
he him and mister Miller hasn't even.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Asked me yet.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh but he will upon why I ask, what are
you coming over here?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
That's road coach. Oh, I guess that is a possibility. See,
I wonder if I ought to accept the job. See
why not?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well, it take up all my saturdays, not to day
I've set aside to help your mother around the house.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
She tells me this is a pretty important part.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Fort Model didn't care.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Oh, I'm gray, she would Rick naturally, she'd never say
anything about it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I think mom getting kind of interested.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
In baseball park.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
He's been reading the sports page, he's been listening.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
To all the sports programs. He's even got a baseball
room book. Well, I'm going for a benefit, David.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Just knowing a few rules and names of a couple
of players don't mean the person's really interested in the
game us.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
It's very nice for it for ten years. I better hello,
Ricky An, thank you. Oh, I highs Nelson.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
As Melson said, you're gonna stop by boys, want to
go out.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
And see if you can help your money.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, by coms. You're probably wondering why I stopped Finus Nelson, Well,
yes I was here.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Let me take your overcoaching. Thank you, Hey, come on,
sit down, thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I uh, I know you've heard about the junior league
baseball team that the Merchants Association is fusing. Say yes,
I think it's a very good idea too. Or We've
got all the players lined up, but so far we
haven't been able to find a coach, and it's a
pretty important position. So no, yes, you're in Oh yes, yes,
and me.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
We need somebody who knows the game and understands boys too. Yes, yes, yes,
of course, And I hope we've found just the person
for the job. Huh. I thought i'd better talk to
you first though, and see what you say.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, it certainly is quite an honor, mister Miller.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I'm just as great has been.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Spending too much time away from the family. Yes, that's true,
and it's really flattering. I don't like to turn you down.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I hope you understand. Oh oh sure, mister Nelson, I
kind of know how you feel. I'm sure you could
find somebody else to be justice capable. I suppose so.
But we'll never find a better looking coach.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Straight out, Miller. And even if it were all right
with you, I imagine Missus Nelson is much too busy
to coach a baseball team anyway, did you say, mister Nelson?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Sure she seems to know the game.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And after raising two Thursday, I guess you understands boys
pretty well. You mean you want Missus Nelson to be
the coach.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, I can understand how you feel about it. I
can't say that I've brought you either. Oh no, no,
now we're wait a moment, just to let us sink
in for a minute. Hey, I just kind of thought,
how about you, mister Nelson? Would you be interested in
coaching the team? Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Me?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But why not? Since missus from as your wife, you
probably know quite a bit about the game too. Yes,
he's start me a lot. How about it? Oh, this
is circus the price. I really don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Then I'll say it's from you. He'll be very happy
to your set, mister know I.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Well, that's fine and it's all settled. Congratulation's coach.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I think he's a very good man for the job.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I'm sure we have. Oh, I better be running along.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I'll wrap you to the garments and I'll ask you.
Oh well, by the way, miss Nelson, Yeah, this is
all right with you, is miss Ah?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Sure? Whatever the boss says. Good bye boys.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh, I'm sure miss Nelson will do a bang up
job for our team. Oh I know you well should
make a wonderful coach. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
And if he ever needs to me help, you will
be around. Wah, yes, both provide us. Goodbye. Oh here,
let me.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Help you off with that ape tis well, sit down
right here?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
A day that gets your mother the sports page? What
is there? And I'm not just last year. I'll have
dinner on the table in a human hardly and marry
(23:20):
him to be.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Lacking the moment try mystery buy listing set that same.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The Nelsons have their problems too, Maybe that's what makes
them so human.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
And there's one problem that affects almost every one of.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Us at sometime or other. Holotosis can happen to anybody,
even to you. So why take chances when they've such
a pleasant.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Extra careful because and they keeps breath fresh.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And clean longer listerine at us that they keep breast
fresh and clean because listerine kills germs, and germs.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Are the most common cause of halotosis.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Listerine kills odor producing germs instantly, stop calicosis instantly, usually
for hours. Toothpaste can't give you listines germ killing protections.
Chlorophyll and chewing gums don't kill germs. Listerine anesthetic does
five millions. That's why listerine averaged four times better than
(24:18):
the leading chlorophyll products it will tested against. Yes, four
times better for keeping bread fresh and clean.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Trying to sting by.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Something m y.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Worse.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I used to again, but I wouldn't bother. That guy says,
you're what I'm sewing. There's a button off of one
of his chicks, and he decided who could sew.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
It on himself. That was a half hour ago.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
The silent time they sat.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Is my highest Yes.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, I've talked about It's not sorry, no, no, no, no,
I'm doing fine. You can suddenly become a baseball expert.
I can certainly learn how to show there's just one
little thing.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'd like to help you with. Oh but that uh here,
we used dread the needle for me.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Try listening, buy the thing that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Actually you can't buy a better toothpaste and lift the
rene tuepaste.
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Speaker 3 (25:45):
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(26:15):
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been accorded a very special honor, and to tell us
about it, I'd like to introduce Missus Clara s Logan,
(26:37):
President of the National Association for Better Radio and Television.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Missus Logan, it gives me great pleasure, indeed, especially since
this is the second year in succession that I've been
able to make the announcement that The Adventures of Ozian
Harriet has been selected as the Outstanding Radio program of
the Nation in the Family Situation category.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
So on behalf of the National Association for Better Radio
and Time Innovation.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Congratulations to Osen Harriot, David and Rickey, and their entire
cast for their splendid contribution to American radio.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Thank you Harriot, Rot you drive by the misterine a
most widely used intercepted in the world and listening up.
Next week, Arzie and Harriet will be brought to you
by hot Points, one of the appliances remember always looked
to hot Point for the finals worst appearing at support
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