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Speaker 1 (00:23):
We present the amusingly transcribed Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet,
starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriett Hilliard. Say,
(01:01):
there's certainly a lot of sprucing up going on in
the boys room this afternoon. There's David Nelson in that
clean sports.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Shirt of neatly pressed slacks.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
This must be some occasion. He's industriously polishing his shoes.
And there's Ricky Nelson, david younger brother. He's industriously watching
David polish his shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What are you doing, David, I'm shining my shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What's to look like I'm doing it?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Looks like you're shining your shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wow, Oh, let's go around on the other shoe.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Look, I hate to sound inhospitable, but haven't you got
anything better to do than get in my way?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Who's in the way? I'm helping and stop showing off
of those big words.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh not the help you are.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Look how you get shoe polished all over the place. Okay,
if you don't want me to help, well.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You fellas look pretty busy in here.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, we're shining David's shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Me and I am you're just getting in the way.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No mind, David, Mom, he's just mad at me.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh, I'm sure he isn't mad at you.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sure he is because I know why he's getting all
shined up.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Does a guy have to have a reason he's shine
his shoes.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Well, David's just neat, that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He's neat, alright, neat with the girls.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Do you say anything about girls?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You never shine your shoes to take me out, that's
for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Okay, you must know I have a date going roller
skating with Marilyn Miller.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well that sounds like it ought to be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, when do we leave?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You aren't going, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Don't worry. Who wants to steal his brother's dates?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That has to laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Maryland's about twice as big as you are.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's what I said. Who wants his brother's date to
steal him?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Say?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
That's a nice shine, David.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Thanks Mom, But you're seeing silly shining your shoes to
go roller skating. They'll just get all missed up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Why shouldn't they?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Your shoes never take the floor, Maybe not, but you
sure do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I won't get lost I suppose you're a good skaters.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I didn't say I was.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
As a matter of fact, I don't even like roller skating.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Well why are you going, David?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh, Maryland likes to skate. I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'll come here going if you don't like it, just
because that's all just because why look, I got my reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well I get it.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Where do you go when you pay? Hi?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
There, Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Bye? David's going roller skating because he doesn't like it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What's this?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Well, it's not because David doesn't like skating. It's because
Marilyn Miller does.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh, he didn't like skating so much. We can go
someplace else.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, if you ask me, David's turned out to be
a strange child.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
But David just has a day with a girl who
likes to skate, so he's being nice enough to take
her skating.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Say that's a nice shiny have there, David?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well, thanks, by heck, it's not half a shane. It's
the other one.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Other one?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
What other one? The one you're gonna get on the
seat of your pants, look freaky.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm not that bad of a skater.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't get the whole deal. Spending good money when
you don't even like.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
To skate, Ricky, it's David's money.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And why doesn't he spend it on something worthwhile? Like
what like chocolate sodas?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Maryland doesn't like chocolate sodas?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So what I do?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm spending it on her, not you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'll bet you wouldn't take it to a baseball game
if she didn't like baseball. Look, Ricky, girls don't take boys.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'm taking her skating.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
She's not taking me, that's what you think.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Oh, it don't.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Be such a dope.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well I don't mean it, af're David, but it does
seem you could spend your money on something you'd both enjoy.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Sure, like buying me a chocolate soda.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Maybe you're Ryan Palm.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
But it's too late now, Well how come I already
took her skating a couple of times?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well maybe that's all the more reason for doing something.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You like this time. Goney's skating isn't too bad? That
just kind of fun.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
When he turned on the couple's only side, Why.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What a corny operator?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
A lot? You know nobody?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Don't you think I'm doing the right thing?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, sure, after all, you're old enough to make up
your own mind.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Marilyn Miller's old enough to make up his mind too.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Cars Later on, you'll find it doesn't always pay to
make concessions. Yes, life's a give and take proposition, you know. Yes, besides,
nobody respects a yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes, I mean no, sir, I'm not going.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, I's nothing to worry about, Dave. You go ahead
and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Thanks, bom bye, ma bye, David wells. Nobody else will
do it. I guess I don't have to do it.
Do what?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Go buy me a chocolate soda?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What do you think about David's David?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I imagine she's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know what I mean about David's going skating when
he doesn't want to? Sounds pretty mammy pammy, If you.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Ask me, Oh, I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, it's a small thing in itself, but as a
principle involved, David might go through life doing what he doesn't.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Want to do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Maybe I just don't like to see this little girl
lead him around by the nose, Ozzie.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
She's his date, not he's wife. David can take care.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Of himself, I suppose, But it's still important that he
starts out on the right foot.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
That's especially important right now.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, sure, what do you mean right now?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Well, if he doesn't, he might take a spill right
in the middle of couples only now.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Then, and I think you've been associating with Ricky too much.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well, Mary, come in, Hello, Harriet, I haven't seen you
in weeks. How's her don't.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Mention his name? I'm mad at him? Or what's he done?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Now we'll take a good look at me.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I look like a boiled lobster.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You do look a little sunburn. What's Herb got to
do with it?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Well, we were planning in early vacation this year. I
wanted to take a nice trip in the car, and
before I realized what was happening, Herb had talked me
into letting him buy a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Of all things, aren't they pretty expensive?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well he only bought a fourth interest in it, but
I still think it was a big waste of money.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Couldn't you talk him out of us? Well, Harriet, let's face.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
It, it's a man's world and we have to do
what our husbands want.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Well, at least you can go sailing on the weekends.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Sounds like fun. It's some fun.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I spent the first weekend just working on his fourth
of the boat, and the next few weekends working on the.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Other three fourths.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Oh how come?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Well, Herb thinks working on boats is fun, so he
volunteered my services.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I guess there is a lot to do around one
of those things, I'll say there is.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I've been doing everything, scraping the bottom, painting the mask,
splicing the lines, I've done everything would blow into the sail.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Well, actually the sailing is fun, isn't it even a
little romantic?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
There I stood, just like in the movies, my face to.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
The wind and my hair blowing free.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Sounds wonderful that it was until Herb handed me a
fish to clean.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You mean all they do is fish? Oh we've sailed
once in a while.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
We sail out to where they fish.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Oh, you'll probably get to like it. And if you don't,
just tell her Harriet.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
If he had to choose between the boat and me,
who'd be there to cook all those.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Fish for him?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Mary, I'm sure it isn't that bad.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oh well, I could de for a nicer husband. He's
a real swell guy. But I guess it just never
enters the male skull that us wives might not like
to do the things they do.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh, I don't know, Mary, Ozzie and I usually settle
on something we both like, or at least you think,
so oh, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Of course it is.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
We've been wives so long we just naturally give in.
But we even get to believing we really do like
all this stuff our husbands like to do.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, I don't know, well I do now.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I know you don't like the bowl. But how many
times have you gone bowling with Ozzy?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
A number of times, uh huh.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
And how many times have you danced lately?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Well, almost as often really, mm hmmm. Ozzie dances me
around every time he rolls a strike.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I thought, so oh, say, I almost forgot. I really
just dropped by to see if I couldn't talk to
you and Ozzie into coming over to our house tonight.
I thought we might have a few couples in for Bridge.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh, it sounds wonderful to me. I'll ask Ozzie if
it's okay with him. I just want to make sure
he hasn't.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Made any other plan.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh, I'm sure I understand. Well, I'm sure that is
I'm sure will be over. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Why don't you just give me a call when you
find out what Ozzie.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Decides for really Ozzie?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Well, all right, that'll be fine, and thanks again for asking.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Not at all, dear, I hope you can make it.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't know why not, but I'll give you a.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Call, Harriet. Guess what?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh, hi, dare what?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I got a big surprise for you?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That sounds nice?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I just heard there's a big sports show opening downtown
tonight at the Auditorium. Oh, I understand, it's real great.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
They've got all kinds of swell sporting equipment on.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Display, fishing reels, sleeping bags, elephant guns, sailboats.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah. Probably. How did you know?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'll just call up my woman's intuition.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, it's a show you just don't want to miss.
At least the guy on the radio really made it
sound good.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well, it sure sounds like something you'd like to see. Oh,
we'll both enjoy it, harrh Is it going to be
on for just one night?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I don't think so, but we want to get down
there early. We wouldn't want everybody to know all about
this new equipment before we do.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Oh no, I wouldn't want Catherine Thornbury to buy her
elephant gun before I bought mine.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All right, there'll be a lot of things for women
to see too.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Well, maybe so, but we haven't decided if we both
want to go yet.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh well, don't you want to go?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Well, okay, sports, you can count me in.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh well, we will have a wonderful time, Ozzie. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Do you think they'll let people buy things at the show?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why nothing?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I was just wondering how much money do you have
with you?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Fo ten or fifteen dollars?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Oh well, I guess I don't have to worry again,
worry about why you couldn't even buy a fourth of
a rudder for that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Famous the taptoes. Oh hi, Thornie?
Speaker 9 (11:58):
Hi, Well do you have a lunch?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They a box of bird seats?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, I'm just in a mellow mood, after all. This
is the season for joy and happiness, you know.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
I know, but a dark cloud has passed into my life.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Dark cloud.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yeah, in the.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Shape of a deck of cards. I got hooked into
going over the dunkles for Bridge tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh you poor guy. My sympathies go with you.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The last time Catherine and I were bridge papers, she
didn't speak to me for two days.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's pretty bad, all right, bad?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
It was wonderful, not bad when she started speaking again?
Why the cheap barbecue me?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
How come you didn't get roped into this fun fest tonight?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I guess we weren't invited.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Oh, yes you were, Mary told Catherine. She'd already spoken
harried about it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh, well, evidently Harry would rather go to the sports show.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Are you're going to do a sports show tonight?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah? I'm sorry you can't go with us?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
So am I pretty nice of Harriet.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I hope you appreciate that girl eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I sure do.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Not that I'm complaining about Catherine. Mind you, she's a
pretty swell girl too.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, of course she is.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
I consider myself a very lucky guy to have a
wonderful wife like Catherine. Catherine is not only a beautiful woman,
she's intelligent.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Okay, Thorny, I can hear you, But.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I want to make sure Catherine can.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
What kind of a sports show is this?
Speaker 9 (13:12):
I really hadn't heard about her.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, neither had I until this afternoon. I saw an
advertisement downtown and I heard a guy talking about it
on the radio.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
There's ought to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
You mean Harriet really said she'd rather go to the
sports show than play Bridge.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well no, no, wait a minute, Thorny, Harriet didn't actually
say she'd rather go to the sports show than play Bridge.
In fact, she didn't even mention the Bridge party.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And actually I know she'd rather.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Go to the sports show. Why, Well, don't you think
that the sports shows are sure?
Speaker 9 (13:49):
What is Harriet thinking of?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Hard enjoy these things like that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Should have seen the reaction I got when I mentioned
going to the sports show pretty enthusiastic. Well, she didn't
exactly turning cartwheels, her dance up and out, clapping her hands,
or or throw her arms around me.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
What did she do?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, she nodded her head and.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
She said this is fine.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
Fine, dear really got carried away?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, Thorny, we took Harry and Castle to the Automobile
show a few months ago, and they sure didn't seem
bored to me.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Oh no, they had a lot of fun sitting there knitting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Maybe Harry can finish the other sock this time.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, Donny, if she didn't want to go, she'd say something.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Harriet's a pretty good sport.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, certainly, since she is such a good sport, don't
you think she'd enjoy the sports show?
Speaker 9 (14:44):
You can see the connection that, well, you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
So what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, Dornie, I'm not gonna enjoy it if Harriet doesn't.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
But well, if you say so, pretty she would have.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Said something anything.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So obviously she really wants to go to the sports show. O. Sure,
you're certainly not saying very much.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Well, I hate to interrupt you while you're convincing yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Not trying to convince myself. I know, Harry, they'll have
a good time. Sports shows are very instant and very entertaining,
and she'll have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You sure that I'm convinced?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Good?
Speaker 9 (15:20):
That didn't take.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Long, is it?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Look at it this way?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Suppose Harriet does want to go to the bridge party.
I don't particularly care for bridge parties. So she's simply
doing something I want to do for change by going
to the sports share.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
But how do you know it's a change. How do
you know she doesn't always go along with you like this,
never thinking.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Of herself, just doing the things you want to do.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
It's ridiculous, do you think so?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I won't to even dignify it with a denial. Okay,
naturally I do deny it, sure, but prove it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
We do a lot of things Harry wants to do.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We always watch the television programs she likes, such as
well the boxing matches from the stadium.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
You don't really believe that women are interested in fights,
do you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, sometimes we watch lady wrestlers.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh you'll have to know better than that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, I can't really think of anything right off the bat.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
In a wait a minute, there's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Baseball, no belidy, Harriet wants to go to the sports show.
She wouldn't have said she wanted to go if she
didn't want to go.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Oh, then she said she wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Well, she didn't really say she wanted to go, but
she didn't say.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
She didn't want to go. I mean, if she didn't,
she wouldn't. But she is, so she wasn't you know?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I never really thought of it that way before.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Gone to Thorny.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Sometimes you're a very confusing person, Ozzie. Yes, there, hmmm,
smells like you're baking an apple pie.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Uh, why.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yes, why are you baking an apple pie?
Speaker 6 (17:15):
I thought you like apple pie?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well I do, But is that the only reason you're
baking it?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
No, the boys like apple pie.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Too well, of course.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But do you like apple pie?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Certainly?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
If you'd rather have you baked some other pe?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
No, no, no, If you like apple pie, then let's
have it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I just thought maybe you like, oh, say, a custard
pie a little better.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I guess I could make a custard pie if you
really want one.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Oh no, Harry, please, it's not what I want, it's
what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Let's have apple pie, all right.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Would you like to watch television for a while?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You mean right now?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well, yes, if you would like to.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I didn't think they had boxing in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, no, no, not boxing. Whatever you you would like
to see.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They have some very interesting programs on today.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh, of course the baseball game.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Well I won't have time, but you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You don't understand I meant some woman's program. I believe
there's a very good cooking show on this.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Afternoon, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
They tell you how to whip up different kinds of
dishes and give recipes for interesting desserts.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Ozzie, yes there.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
If you'd rather have something besides an apple pie, just say.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
No, No, I love apple pie.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Are you trying to tell me that the meals haven't
been too good lately?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Not, the meals have been swallow. You're a wonderful cook.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I just thought you might enjoy watching television.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Well maybe later, Okay, fine, what's the matter?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I just looking at that dress you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I always like you in blue.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
I know that's why I bought it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Do you like yourself in blue?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Well?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes, it's a very flattering car.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But you'd really prefer something else.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I liked this dress.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
But if you.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Don't like it, no, I like it.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
If you like it, well, of course I like it
if you like it.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I don't want you to like something just because I
like it. I want you to like it because you
like it, all.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Right, dear, If that's what you'd.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Like, I'm mom.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Oh, hi, David, I was roller skating.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Oh we didn't go. Well what happened?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well remember that stuff you told me this morning, pop,
you know about being a yes man?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Well, I talked it over with Marylyn.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I told her I really didn't care too much about
roller skating.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
But I go if she wanted to. And what did
she say?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
She said she didn't care too much for roller skating either.
She thought I did.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
She said she just wanted to do whatever I wanted
to do. So I said, I just wanted to do
whatever she wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
What did you end up doing?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
We just walked around trying to figure out what we
wanted to do. When finally decided we just want going
to walk around, it was time to go home.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It doesn't sound like you had much of an afternoon.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh I had a small time. I made a big
discovery too.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Well, when you're with somebody you like, you don't mind
doing anything, even.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
If it's nothing. Yes, that's very true.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
He roller skating, walking or just talking is fun when
you're with a girl you like.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
I feel the same way myself.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
No, I do too.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
As long as we're together, Harriet, I enjoy myself no
matter what.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
We do the same here.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So if you'd like to go to the dunkles and
play bridge, oh no you don't.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
You're not gonna worm out of taking me to the
sports show.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Now hard.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's nice for you to try and kid me along,
but I know you are an interested in a sports show.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I certainly am.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I'm dying to see all those new fashions.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Fashions, what fashions.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh, don't you.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Try and kid me along either. You knew this was
a preview of all the new summer sports fashions for women.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, it's something I thought you might enjoy.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You know what I said.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I enjoy doing anything as long as it's with you.
How long do you think we'll be stuck?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That is, how long?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
A couple of hours. There's a chance you might enjoy
it too. They'll have girls modeling the latest places. Oh,
girls modeling the latest sun suits, girls modeling the latest
fathing suits.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
World.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Maybe we'd better go over to the dunk.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
How, you don't be silly.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I didn't like that gleam in your eye.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh it was just a little reflection from the light
shining off your teeth.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Look, I know you're dying to go to the sports show,
so let's go.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I'll try not to be too bored.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'll bet, After all, you do a lot of things
I want to do, so why shouldn't I do something
you want to for a change.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh, that's very generous of you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I guess i'd better make a little confession though I'm listening. Well,
I really thought this sports show was going to be
a display of sporting equipment, and instead of a display
of whatever they're going to display a second.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It came as a bit of a shock.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Naturally, I won't try to back out.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
I'm trapped, So I wonder if we ought to make reservations.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah, it might not be a bad idea. You know
how popular these shows are.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
You know, probably be a big crowd of trapped men there.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Do you want me to give them a call down there?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
No, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Well, try and.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Get fairly good seats. I don't want you to miss anything.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I'll see if I can get seats in the twelfth
roll fine balcony.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Awright, don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You think i'd be insted in a bunch of gorgeous
girls walking around.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Well, let me put it this way.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
All right, there, you go ahead and make reservations, get
them in the first row if.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
No, I don't think I'll be that lucky. The American
Legion has probably bought out the first eight Roads.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
How you have falled?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I was a pretty good sport, an'tymore?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yes, your father is a very generous and considerate man.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
David.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
You know something, Mom, When I get married, I hope
I get a girl just like you.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Oh, thank you, dear. Now, would you like to spoil
your dinner with a nice big piece of apple pie?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is the United States Armed Forces Radio Service
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Tolation
We present the amusingly transcribed Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet,
starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriett Hilliard. Say,
(01:01):
there's certainly a lot of sprucing up going on in
the boys room this afternoon. There's David Nelson in that
clean sports.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Shirt of neatly pressed slacks.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
This must be some occasion. He's industriously polishing his shoes.
And there's Ricky Nelson, david younger brother. He's industriously watching
David polish his shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What are you doing, David, I'm shining my shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What's to look like I'm doing it?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Looks like you're shining your shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wow, Oh, let's go around on the other shoe.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Look, I hate to sound inhospitable, but haven't you got
anything better to do than get in my way?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Who's in the way? I'm helping and stop showing off
of those big words.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh not the help you are.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Look how you get shoe polished all over the place. Okay,
if you don't want me to help, well.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You fellas look pretty busy in here.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, we're shining David's shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Me and I am you're just getting in the way.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No mind, David, Mom, he's just mad at me.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh, I'm sure he isn't mad at you.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sure he is because I know why he's getting all
shined up.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Does a guy have to have a reason he's shine
his shoes.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Well, David's just neat, that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He's neat, alright, neat with the girls.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Do you say anything about girls?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You never shine your shoes to take me out, that's
for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Okay, you must know I have a date going roller
skating with Marilyn Miller.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well that sounds like it ought to be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, when do we leave?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You aren't going, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Don't worry. Who wants to steal his brother's dates?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That has to laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Maryland's about twice as big as you are.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's what I said. Who wants his brother's date to
steal him?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Say?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
That's a nice shine, David.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Thanks Mom, But you're seeing silly shining your shoes to
go roller skating. They'll just get all missed up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Why shouldn't they?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Your shoes never take the floor, Maybe not, but you
sure do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I won't get lost I suppose you're a good skaters.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I didn't say I was.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
As a matter of fact, I don't even like roller skating.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Well why are you going, David?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh, Maryland likes to skate. I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'll come here going if you don't like it, just
because that's all just because why look, I got my reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well I get it.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Where do you go when you pay? Hi?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
There, Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Bye? David's going roller skating because he doesn't like it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What's this?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Well, it's not because David doesn't like skating. It's because
Marilyn Miller does.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh, he didn't like skating so much. We can go
someplace else.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, if you ask me, David's turned out to be
a strange child.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
But David just has a day with a girl who
likes to skate, so he's being nice enough to take
her skating.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Say that's a nice shiny have there, David?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well, thanks, by heck, it's not half a shane. It's
the other one.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Other one?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
What other one? The one you're gonna get on the
seat of your pants, look freaky.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm not that bad of a skater.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't get the whole deal. Spending good money when
you don't even like.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
To skate, Ricky, it's David's money.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And why doesn't he spend it on something worthwhile? Like
what like chocolate sodas?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Maryland doesn't like chocolate sodas?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So what I do?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm spending it on her, not you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'll bet you wouldn't take it to a baseball game
if she didn't like baseball. Look, Ricky, girls don't take boys.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'm taking her skating.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
She's not taking me, that's what you think.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Oh, it don't.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Be such a dope.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well I don't mean it, af're David, but it does
seem you could spend your money on something you'd both enjoy.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Sure, like buying me a chocolate soda.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Maybe you're Ryan Palm.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
But it's too late now, Well how come I already
took her skating a couple of times?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well maybe that's all the more reason for doing something.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You like this time. Goney's skating isn't too bad? That
just kind of fun.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
When he turned on the couple's only side, Why.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What a corny operator?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
A lot? You know nobody?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Don't you think I'm doing the right thing?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, sure, after all, you're old enough to make up
your own mind.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Marilyn Miller's old enough to make up his mind too.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Cars Later on, you'll find it doesn't always pay to
make concessions. Yes, life's a give and take proposition, you know. Yes, besides,
nobody respects a yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes, I mean no, sir, I'm not going.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, I's nothing to worry about, Dave. You go ahead
and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Thanks, bom bye, ma bye, David wells. Nobody else will
do it. I guess I don't have to do it.
Do what?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Go buy me a chocolate soda?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What do you think about David's David?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I imagine she's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know what I mean about David's going skating when
he doesn't want to? Sounds pretty mammy pammy, If you.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Ask me, Oh, I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, it's a small thing in itself, but as a
principle involved, David might go through life doing what he doesn't.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Want to do.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Maybe I just don't like to see this little girl
lead him around by the nose, Ozzie.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
She's his date, not he's wife. David can take care.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Of himself, I suppose, But it's still important that he
starts out on the right foot.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
That's especially important right now.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, sure, what do you mean right now?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Well, if he doesn't, he might take a spill right
in the middle of couples only now.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Then, and I think you've been associating with Ricky too much.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well, Mary, come in, Hello, Harriet, I haven't seen you
in weeks. How's her don't.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Mention his name? I'm mad at him? Or what's he done?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Now we'll take a good look at me.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I look like a boiled lobster.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You do look a little sunburn. What's Herb got to
do with it?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Well, we were planning in early vacation this year. I
wanted to take a nice trip in the car, and
before I realized what was happening, Herb had talked me
into letting him buy a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Of all things, aren't they pretty expensive?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well he only bought a fourth interest in it, but
I still think it was a big waste of money.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Couldn't you talk him out of us? Well, Harriet, let's face.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
It, it's a man's world and we have to do
what our husbands want.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Well, at least you can go sailing on the weekends.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Sounds like fun. It's some fun.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I spent the first weekend just working on his fourth
of the boat, and the next few weekends working on the.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Other three fourths.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Oh how come?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Well, Herb thinks working on boats is fun, so he
volunteered my services.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I guess there is a lot to do around one
of those things, I'll say there is.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I've been doing everything, scraping the bottom, painting the mask,
splicing the lines, I've done everything would blow into the sail.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Well, actually the sailing is fun, isn't it even a
little romantic?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
There I stood, just like in the movies, my face to.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
The wind and my hair blowing free.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Sounds wonderful that it was until Herb handed me a
fish to clean.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You mean all they do is fish? Oh we've sailed
once in a while.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
We sail out to where they fish.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Oh, you'll probably get to like it. And if you don't,
just tell her Harriet.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
If he had to choose between the boat and me,
who'd be there to cook all those.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Fish for him?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Mary, I'm sure it isn't that bad.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oh well, I could de for a nicer husband. He's
a real swell guy. But I guess it just never
enters the male skull that us wives might not like
to do the things they do.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh, I don't know, Mary, Ozzie and I usually settle
on something we both like, or at least you think,
so oh, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Of course it is.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
We've been wives so long we just naturally give in.
But we even get to believing we really do like
all this stuff our husbands like to do.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, I don't know, well I do now.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I know you don't like the bowl. But how many
times have you gone bowling with Ozzy?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
A number of times, uh huh.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
And how many times have you danced lately?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Well, almost as often really, mm hmmm. Ozzie dances me
around every time he rolls a strike.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I thought, so oh, say, I almost forgot. I really
just dropped by to see if I couldn't talk to
you and Ozzie into coming over to our house tonight.
I thought we might have a few couples in for Bridge.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh, it sounds wonderful to me. I'll ask Ozzie if
it's okay with him. I just want to make sure
he hasn't.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Made any other plan.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh, I'm sure I understand. Well, I'm sure that is
I'm sure will be over. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Why don't you just give me a call when you
find out what Ozzie.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Decides for really Ozzie?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Well, all right, that'll be fine, and thanks again for asking.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Not at all, dear, I hope you can make it.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't know why not, but I'll give you a.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Call, Harriet. Guess what?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh, hi, dare what?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I got a big surprise for you?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
That sounds nice?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I just heard there's a big sports show opening downtown
tonight at the Auditorium. Oh, I understand, it's real great.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
They've got all kinds of swell sporting equipment on.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Display, fishing reels, sleeping bags, elephant guns, sailboats.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah. Probably. How did you know?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'll just call up my woman's intuition.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, it's a show you just don't want to miss.
At least the guy on the radio really made it
sound good.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well, it sure sounds like something you'd like to see. Oh,
we'll both enjoy it, harrh Is it going to be
on for just one night?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I don't think so, but we want to get down
there early. We wouldn't want everybody to know all about
this new equipment before we do.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Oh no, I wouldn't want Catherine Thornbury to buy her
elephant gun before I bought mine.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All right, there'll be a lot of things for women
to see too.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Well, maybe so, but we haven't decided if we both
want to go yet.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh well, don't you want to go?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Well, okay, sports, you can count me in.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh well, we will have a wonderful time, Ozzie. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Do you think they'll let people buy things at the show?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why nothing?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I was just wondering how much money do you have
with you?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Fo ten or fifteen dollars?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Oh well, I guess I don't have to worry again,
worry about why you couldn't even buy a fourth of
a rudder for that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Famous the taptoes. Oh hi, Thornie?
Speaker 9 (11:58):
Hi, Well do you have a lunch?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They a box of bird seats?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, I'm just in a mellow mood, after all. This
is the season for joy and happiness, you know.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
I know, but a dark cloud has passed into my life.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Dark cloud.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yeah, in the.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Shape of a deck of cards. I got hooked into
going over the dunkles for Bridge tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh you poor guy. My sympathies go with you.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The last time Catherine and I were bridge papers, she
didn't speak to me for two days.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's pretty bad, all right, bad?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
It was wonderful, not bad when she started speaking again?
Why the cheap barbecue me?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
How come you didn't get roped into this fun fest tonight?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I guess we weren't invited.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Oh, yes you were, Mary told Catherine. She'd already spoken
harried about it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh, well, evidently Harry would rather go to the sports show.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Are you're going to do a sports show tonight?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah? I'm sorry you can't go with us?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
So am I pretty nice of Harriet.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I hope you appreciate that girl eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I sure do.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Not that I'm complaining about Catherine. Mind you, she's a
pretty swell girl too.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, of course she is.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
I consider myself a very lucky guy to have a
wonderful wife like Catherine. Catherine is not only a beautiful woman,
she's intelligent.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Okay, Thorny, I can hear you, But.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I want to make sure Catherine can.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
What kind of a sports show is this?
Speaker 9 (13:12):
I really hadn't heard about her.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, neither had I until this afternoon. I saw an
advertisement downtown and I heard a guy talking about it
on the radio.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
There's ought to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
You mean Harriet really said she'd rather go to the
sports show than play Bridge.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well no, no, wait a minute, Thorny, Harriet didn't actually
say she'd rather go to the sports show than play Bridge.
In fact, she didn't even mention the Bridge party.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And actually I know she'd rather.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Go to the sports show. Why, Well, don't you think
that the sports shows are sure?
Speaker 9 (13:49):
What is Harriet thinking of?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Hard enjoy these things like that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Should have seen the reaction I got when I mentioned
going to the sports show pretty enthusiastic. Well, she didn't
exactly turning cartwheels, her dance up and out, clapping her hands,
or or throw her arms around me.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
What did she do?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, she nodded her head and.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
She said this is fine.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
Fine, dear really got carried away?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, Thorny, we took Harry and Castle to the Automobile
show a few months ago, and they sure didn't seem
bored to me.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Oh no, they had a lot of fun sitting there knitting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Maybe Harry can finish the other sock this time.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, Donny, if she didn't want to go, she'd say something.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Harriet's a pretty good sport.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, certainly, since she is such a good sport, don't
you think she'd enjoy the sports show?
Speaker 9 (14:44):
You can see the connection that, well, you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
So what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, Dornie, I'm not gonna enjoy it if Harriet doesn't.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
But well, if you say so, pretty she would have.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Said something anything.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So obviously she really wants to go to the sports show. O. Sure,
you're certainly not saying very much.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Well, I hate to interrupt you while you're convincing yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Not trying to convince myself. I know, Harry, they'll have
a good time. Sports shows are very instant and very entertaining,
and she'll have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You sure that I'm convinced?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Good?
Speaker 9 (15:20):
That didn't take.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Long, is it?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Look at it this way?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Suppose Harriet does want to go to the bridge party.
I don't particularly care for bridge parties. So she's simply
doing something I want to do for change by going
to the sports share.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
But how do you know it's a change. How do
you know she doesn't always go along with you like this,
never thinking.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Of herself, just doing the things you want to do.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
It's ridiculous, do you think so?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I won't to even dignify it with a denial. Okay,
naturally I do deny it, sure, but prove it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
We do a lot of things Harry wants to do.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We always watch the television programs she likes, such as
well the boxing matches from the stadium.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
You don't really believe that women are interested in fights,
do you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, sometimes we watch lady wrestlers.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh you'll have to know better than that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, I can't really think of anything right off the bat.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
In a wait a minute, there's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Baseball, no belidy, Harriet wants to go to the sports show.
She wouldn't have said she wanted to go if she
didn't want to go.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Oh, then she said she wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Well, she didn't really say she wanted to go, but
she didn't say.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
She didn't want to go. I mean, if she didn't,
she wouldn't. But she is, so she wasn't you know?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I never really thought of it that way before.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Gone to Thorny.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Sometimes you're a very confusing person, Ozzie. Yes, there, hmmm,
smells like you're baking an apple pie.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Uh, why.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yes, why are you baking an apple pie?
Speaker 6 (17:15):
I thought you like apple pie?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well I do, But is that the only reason you're
baking it?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
No, the boys like apple pie.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Too well, of course.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But do you like apple pie?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Certainly?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
If you'd rather have you baked some other pe?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
No, no, no, If you like apple pie, then let's
have it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I just thought maybe you like, oh, say, a custard
pie a little better.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I guess I could make a custard pie if you
really want one.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Oh no, Harry, please, it's not what I want, it's
what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Let's have apple pie, all right.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Would you like to watch television for a while?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You mean right now?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well, yes, if you would like to.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I didn't think they had boxing in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, no, no, not boxing. Whatever you you would like
to see.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They have some very interesting programs on today.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh, of course the baseball game.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Well I won't have time, but you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You don't understand I meant some woman's program. I believe
there's a very good cooking show on this.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Afternoon, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
They tell you how to whip up different kinds of
dishes and give recipes for interesting desserts.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Ozzie, yes there.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
If you'd rather have something besides an apple pie, just say.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
No, No, I love apple pie.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Are you trying to tell me that the meals haven't
been too good lately?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Not, the meals have been swallow. You're a wonderful cook.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I just thought you might enjoy watching television.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Well maybe later, Okay, fine, what's the matter?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I just looking at that dress you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I always like you in blue.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
I know that's why I bought it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Do you like yourself in blue?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Well?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes, it's a very flattering car.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But you'd really prefer something else.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I liked this dress.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
But if you.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Don't like it, no, I like it.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
If you like it, well, of course I like it
if you like it.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I don't want you to like something just because I
like it. I want you to like it because you
like it, all.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Right, dear, If that's what you'd.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Like, I'm mom.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Oh, hi, David, I was roller skating.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Oh we didn't go. Well what happened?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well remember that stuff you told me this morning, pop,
you know about being a yes man?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Well, I talked it over with Marylyn.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I told her I really didn't care too much about
roller skating.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
But I go if she wanted to. And what did
she say?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
She said she didn't care too much for roller skating either.
She thought I did.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
She said she just wanted to do whatever I wanted
to do. So I said, I just wanted to do
whatever she wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
What did you end up doing?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
We just walked around trying to figure out what we
wanted to do. When finally decided we just want going
to walk around, it was time to go home.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It doesn't sound like you had much of an afternoon.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh I had a small time. I made a big
discovery too.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Well, when you're with somebody you like, you don't mind
doing anything, even.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
If it's nothing. Yes, that's very true.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
He roller skating, walking or just talking is fun when
you're with a girl you like.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
I feel the same way myself.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
No, I do too.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
As long as we're together, Harriet, I enjoy myself no
matter what.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
We do the same here.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So if you'd like to go to the dunkles and
play bridge, oh no you don't.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
You're not gonna worm out of taking me to the
sports show.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Now hard.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's nice for you to try and kid me along,
but I know you are an interested in a sports show.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I certainly am.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I'm dying to see all those new fashions.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Fashions, what fashions.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh, don't you.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Try and kid me along either. You knew this was
a preview of all the new summer sports fashions for women.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, it's something I thought you might enjoy.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You know what I said.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I enjoy doing anything as long as it's with you.
How long do you think we'll be stuck?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That is, how long?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
A couple of hours. There's a chance you might enjoy
it too. They'll have girls modeling the latest places. Oh,
girls modeling the latest sun suits, girls modeling the latest
fathing suits.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
World.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Maybe we'd better go over to the dunk.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
How, you don't be silly.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I didn't like that gleam in your eye.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh it was just a little reflection from the light
shining off your teeth.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Look, I know you're dying to go to the sports show,
so let's go.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I'll try not to be too bored.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'll bet, After all, you do a lot of things
I want to do, so why shouldn't I do something
you want to for a change.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh, that's very generous of you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I guess i'd better make a little confession though I'm listening. Well,
I really thought this sports show was going to be
a display of sporting equipment, and instead of a display
of whatever they're going to display a second.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It came as a bit of a shock.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Naturally, I won't try to back out.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
I'm trapped, So I wonder if we ought to make reservations.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah, it might not be a bad idea. You know
how popular these shows are.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
You know, probably be a big crowd of trapped men there.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Do you want me to give them a call down there?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
No, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Well, try and.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Get fairly good seats. I don't want you to miss anything.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I'll see if I can get seats in the twelfth
roll fine balcony.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Awright, don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You think i'd be insted in a bunch of gorgeous
girls walking around.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Well, let me put it this way.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
All right, there, you go ahead and make reservations, get
them in the first row if.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
No, I don't think I'll be that lucky. The American
Legion has probably bought out the first eight Roads.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
How you have falled?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I was a pretty good sport, an'tymore?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yes, your father is a very generous and considerate man.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
David.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
You know something, Mom, When I get married, I hope
I get a girl just like you.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Oh, thank you, dear. Now, would you like to spoil
your dinner with a nice big piece of apple pie?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is the United States Armed Forces Radio Service
Speaker 7 (25:01):
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