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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You see a Valentine's kim your little girl mom.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh sure.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
In fact, if you look at this morning's papered as
a picture of a Valentine made in eighteen forty seven,
over one hundred years ago, well but I.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Know what it said.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
America's finest silver plate is eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
War America's finest silver blade is eighteen forty seven Rogers

(00:39):
Brothers from Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of eighteen forty
seven Rogers Brothers Silver Plate presents the Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Rozzie Nelson and
Harriet Hyars. Attention, all husbands, Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. A

(01:16):
little Valentine music professor, if you please, That's not exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
What I had in mind. Ah, that's more like it.
Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Me at the home of the Nelsons at eighteen forty
seven Roges Road. They're already at work on Operation Valentine.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
At least David and Rickey are.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
Like you gave.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let me do the same with a Valentine as you
do with a letter.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Put it in the envelope and.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Sealing it doesn't have any sticky stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:56):
Let me see it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
There isn't any there.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I got kated.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Huh, what do you expect for a five cent valentine?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
You sure are a cheapskate. Five cents for a valentine? Well,
it's only for a girl. You'll think a lot more
girls when you're my age.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I paid a dime for this one.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
When you pay that much, boy, a girl knows you
don't mind spending money on her.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You don't, but I do. What are you gonna pay
me back? That time?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You'll get it?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Say mom, like that bottle glove.

Speaker 10 (02:32):
Like I're in the big deck. What do you want
blue for?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
No ticky cap on my envelope?

Speaker 10 (02:37):
Oh you're spending a valentine.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Too, Yeah, to marry Lou Benson a girl.

Speaker 10 (02:43):
I gathered as much as the Mary Lou gave it away.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Would you like to eat it?

Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, let's see what it says.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh you shouldn't read his valentine?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, for goodness sake, harried, I'm his father. Roses are red, Yeah,
it was like that. Violets are blue.

Speaker 10 (03:02):
We have a bulldog.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Looks like you you're.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
Sending this ricky?

Speaker 11 (03:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Lad is very nice Ricky comic Valentine's are all right,
but we have a bulldog looks like you.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's not nice for a little girl.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh, Ricky doesn't know anything.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
He'll read my Valentine. It's a real nice one.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I paid a nine for it. You keep out of this.

Speaker 11 (03:31):
Here, let's see it, Davis.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh, this is a pretty lik I talked to a dove.
And here's what he thinks. In the chain of your love,
I'm one of the links. That's very nice. That's kind
of a disappointment.

Speaker 12 (03:43):
Stands there.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I think it's a lovely Valentine.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh, it's delight.

Speaker 11 (03:48):
You'll keep quiet.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Recut to my brother, and here's what he thinks, because
go away, some human boy.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Ask that's a lovely birtht David, who's it?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Poor Eleanor Smith. He's the prettiest girl in class. Do
you like my Valentine plot?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I guess it's david only thing. There's nothing unusual about it.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh, it's a beautiful Valentine, David. I don't discourage you.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, I'm not trying to discourage him, Harriet. But if
he's going to impress the prettiest girl in his class,
he's got to do something a little unusual. What would
you suggest, Pop, Well, when I was your age, I
used to get some red paper and tinfoil, glue and
stuff and make my own Valentine. The girls kind of
like that unusual touch.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, if I were a little girl, I'd be very
happy with your Valentine, David.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, sure, I'm just trying to help him along, Harriet.
You know, don Well, out of all the Valentine's you
got from different guys, mine are the only ones you
have left. That's right there. See, you saved them. The
others lacked originality. You didn't want them anymore. That's why
I burned them.

Speaker 13 (05:04):
Hi Olo, Donny, I hate to see him pet you
with us, but I can't wait. Here's a Valentine for
me to you read it now if I can watch
your face.

Speaker 10 (05:12):
Oh darny, cut it out.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, I was reading.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I paid a dime for it.

Speaker 10 (05:19):
You're a little bit of heaven. You're a little ray
of suns.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're a darling boy, an angel, You're an awful lot
of fun. You're all that's good and wonderful. You're a
welcome sight to see. You're listen and more to everyone.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
But you're just a bump to me.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, I'm sorry, that isn't yours mistake. That was my
brother in law. I bought a special one for.

Speaker 13 (05:45):
You've got to hear someplace.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh that's all right, sony. I'm probably better off with
the one I just read.

Speaker 10 (05:50):
Oh, by the way, Oz, have you bought Harriet's present yet?

Speaker 7 (05:52):
No?

Speaker 10 (05:53):
Not yet.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Well, I wouldn't wait too long if I you.

Speaker 13 (05:55):
I just out of Thompson's candy store and they're running
pretty low on Valentine boxes.

Speaker 10 (05:59):
Oh is that what you're got all wrapped up there?

Speaker 13 (06:01):
Yeah, it's a beautiful heart that pretty.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's real nice. The only thing though, well, frankly,
THARNI it's not very unusual, and I don't get you.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
We'll just look at it.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's very pretty, but it's a red heart shaped box
to my Valentine inscribed on it.

Speaker 13 (06:18):
Well, naturally ours, that's what it's for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I may be wrong, but I think women like something
a little more unusual than.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
That, do you think?

Speaker 13 (06:25):
So what are you gonna give Harriott?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?

Speaker 10 (06:28):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I haven't decided, but I promise you it won't be candy.
It will be something that shows a little more thought
and imagination, like what well, as I say, I'm not
sure yet.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
In fact, I'm on my way down the store now
to pick out something.

Speaker 13 (06:40):
Oh, here's your valentine os. I know it has here someplace.
It's called to my next door neighbor.

Speaker 10 (06:45):
I made it up myself. Good for you.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
May I read it should to my next door neighbor.
I like you, next door neighbor. I do, I do
I do, next door neighbor.

Speaker 10 (06:58):
I like you, I do, I do.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
It's true.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
I like you next door neighbors.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's true. I do, I do.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
I do.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's true.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
It's true. I do, I do.

Speaker 11 (07:08):
I do.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Like you. Thank you, Sarnie. It's very thoughtful. I like you.

Speaker 14 (07:17):
I do, I do.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I do, I do, I do. I Happy Valentine, Same
to you, Sarnie.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Can I help you? Say?

Speaker 10 (07:36):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Miss, I'm trying to find something for my wife for
a Valentine's Day.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Do you have any suggestions?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know the sizes of some of the things you wear?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, her feet as small about Oh, she puts them against.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
My back at night.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
They're about my waist up.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
To hear it's very cold.

Speaker 10 (07:59):
Gloves on see well.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
About medium sized hands, I should say, because she's wearing
her nails a little shorter now about medium. Her stocking
size is about about the same size as yours. I
think medium height. I think that's a pretty good description
of her.

Speaker 10 (08:20):
Do you get any ideas from that?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, how about a.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Box of candy? No?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You see, I want to get her something unusual, something
that she wouldn't expect on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I see, Maybe you're honest. A big Alow can help you?

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Which one is he?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
That man over there at the next counter, a very
good looking, distinguished man.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wearing a blue shirt.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
Suit blue shirt?

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Oh, yes, I see it.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Doesn't he have a wonderful face, so strong?

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Look he's smiling.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That little dimple always shows.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
In his cheek when he smiles.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Do you think he could help me?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Oh? Yes, he's such a kind and generous person.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Mister Bigelow, could you help us?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Please?

Speaker 7 (09:20):
What can I do for you? Miss dunlaugh?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I thought you might be able to help miss get him.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
John's trying to find a gift for my wife, something
a little out of the ordinary for your wife.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
Let me see that's difficult for me. I'm a bachelor, myself.

Speaker 15 (09:37):
You needn't see now, miss dunlaugh.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
What woman would want a lonely old bachelor like me.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'd appreciate any suggestions.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Well, as I told you, I've just back there.

Speaker 15 (10:00):
I live in a little apartment and cook my own meals.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
I don't have a wife to buy pretty things for.

Speaker 11 (10:09):
You could have.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
There's some sort of an unusual gift of Valentine.

Speaker 15 (10:19):
I imagine you will get quite a few Valentines, Miss Dunlamb.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I'll bet you'll get hundreds.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Mister Biglow, Oh you flatter me, Miss Dunlamb. I won't
get any Valentines.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
You will get one.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm the person who won't get any, will.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
I I think you will.

Speaker 10 (10:42):
I'll send each of you on if you just help me.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Mister Biglow.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
We've known each other for ten years. I think it's
about time we stopped being so far.

Speaker 12 (10:56):
Why don't you call me Jimmy?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
And they need you know? Your name is Genevieve, my
name is Randolph.

Speaker 10 (11:06):
My name is Ozzie Nelson. I'm trying to.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
You know. My mother's name was Genevieve.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Do you think a compact would be nice?

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Isn't that a shame?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
As a loose button on your coat.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I could sew it up for you.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
What you it's not too much trouble. Shall we say tonight?
It's about six o'clock wonderful. Do you like good music, Kennedy?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I love good music. Do you like to walk in
the rain?

Speaker 7 (11:39):
There's nothing better than I that I like them walking
in the rain.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
It's like a lashes might being on.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Do you like fried chicken?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
I love it. Do you like to sit in front
of a fireplace? Oh?

Speaker 11 (11:55):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Do you like to go for a long bus route? Oh?

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Very much? Do you like debuss? Do you like very much? Genevieve?

Speaker 15 (12:09):
There's something I've wanted to ask you for ten years.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Friend, your carnation friendly?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
That's my heart.

Speaker 15 (12:24):
Would you have dinner with me tonight after you've thrown
on my button?

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Jimmy Wrestl?

Speaker 8 (12:35):
I think I'm go?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Would you please? You?

Speaker 7 (12:54):
See?

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I'd like to get something
on usual for a beautiful lady.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dear, Oh just downtown?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (13:17):
The talking to the back of a blue shirt suit?
I saw a real life.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Romance developed today, Harriet. Valentine's Day is certainly inspiring.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Were you looking for something special, something unusual.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Maybe for Valentine's Day. No, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but
to my way of thinking that today for a simple
romantic kid candy or flowers.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You can't fool me.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
In the first place, I know how clever and original
you are. And in the second place, Thorney told me.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Thorney, Oh yes, I think I do, recall kidding him
a little by the way he bought cats On a
beautiful box of candy.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
I'll bet you'll be delighted with it.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
You know they have some very unusual ones this year,
red boxes shaped like heart.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
You're very unconvincing, dear. I don't know what you bought me,
but I know it isn't candy. Golly, this build up,
it must be terrific.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Oh hey, look at the time, I have some word, Harriet,
Are you gonna help me with addition?

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Sure, I'll be glad to help you. What do you
think I bought you for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I can't imagine, Honest, it'll be a complete surprise.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Just give a guess, tell me what you think.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh, I couldn't begin to Harriet.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Please guess what you think I bought you for Valentine's
Day and give me the size. Hey, oh boy, Ozzie's

(14:53):
having quite a time. But you know he's got a
point there about wanting something original and unusual. It does
make a difference, all the difference in the world, and
not just when it comes to Valentine's either. It makes
a difference in the cloes, the things you buy for
your home. A perfect example is famous eighteen forty seven
Rogers Brothers. When you buy eighteen forty seven, you're buying

(15:17):
silver plate who's every line, every detail is marked by
that feeling for originality, that touched the unusual. It's the
work of men whose freshness of imagination has made them
leaders in the field of silver plate. Designed for over
a century. Skill and century old tradition makes eighteen forty
seven Rogers Brothers the finest silver plate in America. No

(15:39):
other can match it, its beauty and workmanship, its lovely features.
Stand alone only eighteen forty seven is so like solid silver. Yes,
when you buy eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers, you're buying
a very best.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
So look for that year mark eighteen forty seven. The
one and only eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers does anyone
know of an unusual Valentine's Day gift?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
If you do, contact Bozzie Nelson right now, because he's
in a bad way. He's been trying desperately to find
one for Harriets, but he's been getting nowhere fast.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
Yes, Ozzie's in trouble. I'll go further. I'll say Aunzie's
in Dutch is.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Tesney Steign you in Dudge?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah? The time in Dutch is Tesney stein very you.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
The sea sang goling me, you in God bolling me.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Talk to Mark.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
These vage vine would be Andy, get some ninsies, not candy.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
He's not poking.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Not to day.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Uzzy will make his way slowly up Roger's Road.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Know that?

Speaker 10 (17:01):
Hello, Emmy Lou, do you know me?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Sounds so unhappy?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh you didn't get a Valentine.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
No, it is not, Emmy. I've been trying to find
an unusual present for missus Nelson.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
And the just isn't easy.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Why don't you buy her a box of candy?

Speaker 10 (17:14):
You see, that's just it.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everybody gives candy or flowers. Seehn wants something unusual and clever.
You ought to know, Emmy Lou, what would a woman,
especially like for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm gone with nothing.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I know what my Margaret wants. She wants a husband.
Nelson already has one of those rather ordinary one. I'm afraid, desides,
I can't give her me?

Speaker 12 (17:41):
Why can't you wonderful gift you're giving her yourself. You're
giving her your everlasting love and devotion.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
You're her Valentine. You else a beautiful idea, Amy Lou.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
That wouldn't what was I'm I said about Mister's offeringer
your heart?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
You're so so different than unconventional.

Speaker 12 (18:05):
Not about the candy, not if you can't flowers, but yourself.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
Well, it sounds like I'm trying to save money, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
It's beautiful and lovely?

Speaker 12 (18:16):
Oh yes, yes, do it, mister Nelson, give her yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You know it's chilly, But the more I think of it,
the more it sounds like a good idea. In fact,
at this point anyway, it sounds.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Like a good idea.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I'll do it, emy little. My gift to missus Nelson
is on its way. Goodbyomy, are you gonna walk?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Guess what really wouldn't didn't you bother?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'd be glad to dropping in the mailbox.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm yours, Harry. Take me, no, darling, I've brought you
a gift more precious than gold. I rush across the
room and.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
Take her in my army.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Uh, yes, they're Harriet. I've brought you a gift. You
shouldn't No, no, no, I've brought you a gift.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I don't see anything. Where is it in your pocket?

Speaker 13 (19:23):
Hart?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Listen please, I've brought you a gift more precious than gold.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Oh, you shouldn't have spent so much money.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'm yours. Take me, I got you.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Where's my gift? Where is it on your coat?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Partly exactly, partly under my coat, Some of it's in
my sleeve, some of it's in my shoes.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
God teaching me?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
What is it? Harriet?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
It's Oh, this should be a dead giveaway. Your presence
is now on the Davenport well.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
For goodness sake, don't sit on us.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Oh, I'm not teaching me.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
I'll do.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
It must be something wonderful, Harriet. It's I'm beginning to
think it's a little stupid.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
You've gotten it?

Speaker 15 (20:24):
Now?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
What is it? It's it's what.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
It's downtown. I'd better go get it.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Hello, hello ollo, mother, did you get any Valentines yet?

Speaker 11 (20:48):
Eyeing a beautiful box of candy and a lovely kind
and it was nice from an anonymous admirer match.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh yes, mother, thank.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
You dear, it was so nice of you to send this.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well I tried.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I can hardly wait to see what Ozzie's giving me.
Whatever it is, he sure has been giving it a
build up.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
Well to find a lot he be something clever. He
always gives a stop unconvintional things.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
What do you pa to give his one of those
hands sainted ties.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
He likes so much, Oh, Harriets not one of.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Those, No, mother, this just has palm trees on us.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
All.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
He likes this. No.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
I don't like to tell you what to do, Harriet,
But wouldn't it be better if you gave him something.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
In upon usual? After all?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Your though he's.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Getting something spec for you.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, yes, I suppose so.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'll admit a neck guy isn't very original. Maybe I
can think of something else.

Speaker 11 (21:42):
Well, you know the old thing, the way of a
man's cards to his stellach. Why don't you take.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Him an apple pie?

Speaker 11 (21:49):
He stops?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Apple pie?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh, mother, that's a wonderful idea. He likes him with
a lot of cinnamon, piled high with.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Apples, a flaky crust and cream and poured over it,
and a slice of cheese.

Speaker 11 (22:00):
Harriet's coping here that time.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
If I'm coming up the walk, I mean that you.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
Yes, Harriet, it's me.

Speaker 11 (22:20):
What's in the package?

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That is my present? Let me say, Harriet, wait please,
before you get all excited. This is your Valentine's Day gift.
But I'm afraid you're going to be terribly discippointed.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh Hazie, you know better than that.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, I mean, and it's all my fault. It just
goes to show you how a guy can outsmart himself.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Valentine's Day comes once a year. It's a romantic day.
So the average intelligent husband buys a wife some candy
and a pretty box shaped like a heart. Maybe buys
some lovely flowers. Not me. Oh no, something extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
I got that nut says, whatever you bought, I'll love it,
and you know it.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Would you believe that it's not a candy store in
town that has a single Valentine box left. Not only that,
the flower shop is practically sold out.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
Of everything.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
Well, anyway, I bought you these.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Here.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I hope you won't hate.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, Dozzie, don't be.

Speaker 16 (23:21):
Ridiculous, Ozzie, how wonderful a bag of popcorn.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
And a little bouquet of.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Violet thirty five cents forty.

Speaker 10 (23:39):
Five cents altogether.

Speaker 16 (23:41):
Oh what a beautiful sat And I didn't even think
you remembered remembered what? Oh stop making believe after all
these years, you still remembered about the popcorn and violet.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh yes, yes, the popcorn and the violets. Well, in fact,
I wasn't sure you'd remember.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
But how could I forget? I even wrote it in
my diary our first date. Ozzy bought me violet and
the bag of popcorns. I think I like.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Him, ge And I never knew it.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Hey, I smell apple.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Pie, Harriet, you remembered.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Remembered what the apple pie?

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Don't you remember.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
If you remember?

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Wasn't wasn't there something?

Speaker 14 (24:34):
That is?

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I know we had some wonderful romantic memories connected with
apple pie.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Anyway, I know you've made it from.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Me, Geez.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Thanks, well, thank you, dear. I hope it turned out.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Well.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wait a minute, now, I remember it was the same
night as the violets and the popcorn, we stopped over
the little restaurant and bought a big apple pie. Apple pie,
What a wonderful evening. Will you ever forget the moonlight
on the lake?

Speaker 10 (25:10):
I was a corny what I said to you when
I gave you the violets.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Sweets to the sweet.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Then I took you in my arms. Than kid, you
did well? Don't you remember the canoe almost dipped over.
It's marvelous.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
You're not laughing.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I have never been in a canoe in my life.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
I marry it with the.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Back and just a moment. Well, it's happy Valentine. Dathan
Nelson Gosh, I sure hope I do as well in
our house.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Well, I think I'm safe This year.

Speaker 14 (26:06):
My wife's getting something she's wanted for a long time,
A set of eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Hey, that's a tradition that can never go wrong. For
one hundred and one years now, husbands have given their
wives beautiful eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers, and it's still
the thing to do now as over a century ago.
Eighteen forty seven is a gift of love, a gift
of shining beauty, a really perfect Valentine. And mister Jonathan

(26:31):
down at the Silver West always telling me something about
the eighteen forty seven patterns, mister Smith, something about the
way they're designed. Yeah, sir, those four lovely eighteen forty
seven patterns, First Love, Adoration, Eternally, Yours, and Remembrance are
designed to suit every woman's individual taste. And in all
of them you'll find those lovely features that mark it

(26:51):
undeniably as famous eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers. The open
work knife handles, for example, or the extra sparkle and weight.

Speaker 14 (26:59):
It's beautiful, all right, and the price is kind of
beautiful too. Hasn't gone up since nineteen forty four.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
No, not a penny.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
So you see, eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers is a
perfect Valentine in every way. And when you buy it,
remember it's still the thing as it was over a
century ago.

Speaker 10 (27:17):
To own eighteen forty seven Rogers Brothers.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
The finest sober plate in America. I thought, holi, David,
how did the Leleanor like your Valentine? I'm not sure, Pa,
you don't think she liked the poem.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I didn't send her the poem. I did like you said.
Remember you told.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Me about those filmmade Valentine who.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Used to make Oh yes, and she didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
When she passed me in the holiday she.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Said, hmm, some Valentine that's funny.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Used to go over big with all my girl That
is when I was a girl. Boy, that is, How
did you make it? I did, just like you said.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I got some tinfoil, a little roll of red paper,
some leaves to part of glue, and a couple of crayons.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Are you sure she got it?

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, I know she got it.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I guess you just didn't know how to put it together.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Show me in next week for another adventure of Austin Harriet.
Sorry Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Peggers And remember and now I.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Get finance silver papers eighteen forty can rockets.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Sunny that Harriet America's final silver plate is eighteen forty seven.
Rogers Brothers appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet, where
John Brown, Tommy Bernard, Henry Blair.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
Jannett Waldo, Loreene Tuttle, and Farman Millert.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Original music was composed and conducted.

Speaker 10 (28:43):
By Billy Mays. This program originates in the.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Hollywood studios of the National Broadcasting Company and is also
a broadcast over the Trans Canada networks of the Canadian
Broadcasting Corporation.

Speaker 10 (28:52):
Burn Smith speaking
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