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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Face creamus tomato soup makes.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
A wonderful runch for the children these chili days long.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know it's good because it's fine. The h J.
Fines Company, makers of fifty seven variety of fine food
for over eighty years. Present the amusing transcribed Adventures of
Ozzy and Harran, starring the entire Nilsen family, Azi, Harriet,
based and Riggy.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, if you want to see a rather unusual night
this evening, take a look.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
In the kitchen at the Elphan's house, Harriet.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Then they're doing the dinner dishens. Oh, there's nothing out
of the ordinary about that, of course, But if you'll
take another look, you'll notice that Tozzy, David and Ricky
are a boy.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a singer. Well, anyway, they're a fiftinger.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, for goodness, takes boy, take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Thanks a lot of fellows, But I think I can
take it some hair, don't you want to say?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The dishes, well, not the way you're finishing them.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I'm sorry, Mom, I just kind of slips out of
my hands.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Me too, I can't understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Maybe you got to get paper plates then you couldn't
break them.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, don't worry, Ricky figure out a way.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
What about yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I hope you'll notice I had a perfect score, not
a single breakage.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That's very good there.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Of course, it's pretty hard to break the pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, but I didn't drop any. Even if they were placed,
it wouldn't make any difference.
Speaker 8 (01:53):
Yeah, the pots and pans have handles on them.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
You want me to do that?
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I gotta think.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
If you don't want me help, how.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Am I gonna ask a favor?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What favorite this?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm kind of hoping I could go over to Will's
stormberries tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Don't you have any homework to do? I can do
it in school tomorrow. I think you better do your
homework tonight and see Will tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Guy, that's all I ever do homework.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, we've all been through the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, but you know what they say, all homework and no.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Will makes life a bitter pill.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Say wait, I don't want to.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
Get corn to rug off on me.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The answer is, when there's something unpleased and has to
be done, go right after it, get it out of
the way, and then have your fun. I told you
that hundreds of time.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I know, but it's hard to do.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well.
Speaker 10 (02:44):
That reminds me.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Don't forget your dentist appointment tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Holy smoke, Da can't wait.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A minute you talk about the dentist, is that you
are going to an executioner.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
It's a nice man, but gone.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You may have a couple of uncomfortable moments, but it's
for your own good. I learned to take things like
a man. Just a question of mental attitude. Just set
your jaws and see the thing through. Well, if you say,
shall I don't want to like it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I hate to break in here, but I don't want
this to get too far out of hand.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well don't you think what I'm saying makes sense?
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, and I'm glad to hear you say it, because
the appointment isn't for Ricky, it's for you, dear.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
O me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, sure, but I well, I mean, well, didn't doctor
Smith go east for the dental convention or something?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But doctor Taylor's hamming his appointment.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Doctor Taylor, I've never even heard of him. Oh, he's
a young dentist in town. Very good too, I understand. Well,
I'm certainly not going to have any Johnny cum lately
sticking his clumsy hands in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, I'm sure he's very capable of Doctor Smith wouldn't
have recommended it, I know, But I don't see the
sense of going to a strange dentist.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
SA don't think I have anything that has He's done
right away?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, he said, doctor Smith is sending your x rays
over to him.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Like a big silly production out of nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Aren't you gonna go home? Mother's made the appointment? Evidently
I don't have much choice.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Maybe the DNIS won't even show up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I say, not to change the subjects. But you don't
have anything planned for somebody evening?
Speaker 10 (04:17):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So? What do you mean? I mean you're coming home
for dinner?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure? Why did you invite somebody over? Yes? I did.
I'm at the cutest grill over at night Uncles the
other day.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And she's new in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Town, doesn't know very many people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mean you're gonna give a big party for it?
Speaker 10 (04:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, I just think maybe you might know some nice
young man.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, Harriet, not again?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why do you gowns always have to be matchmakers?
Speaker 11 (04:39):
He's a very cute girl.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
You weren't a meetor well?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't doubt it, But gee, I don't know anybody
to ask well, we really don't have to have anybody else. Besides,
don't you start a little early this year the mating
season news. He doesn't stop hill after April Fool's Day.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is a very attractive girl.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It would be nice if you had some young man.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
We could introduce her to.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You could intern to me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I think you've got to introduce yourself to that homework
of your young fellow.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So do I.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Butchu takes a long time for guy to grow up?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well maybe so, but it takes an awful short time
to grow So enjoy it. Why you can boys speaking
of enjoying yourself? And I use it loosely? What time
is this dental appointment of mine?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Three o'clock?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is that okay?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I guess it'll have to be now.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Don't start worrying about it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Who's worrying? I said? I probably don't have much work
to be done, maybe just a cleaning, maybe nothing at all.
Who knows. Maybe it's like Ricky said, the dentist might
not even show up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Good afternoon, Oh, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think I haven't appointment with doctor Taylor. My name
is mister Nelson.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Oh yes, Oh, I'm terribly sorry, mister Nelson. But I'm
afraid I have some bad news for you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Doctor Taylor was called out on an emergency.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
He won't be able to see you today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh really, how about that?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
He just called and said he'd be gone most of
the afternoon. I'm terribly sorry. It was quite all right.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I don't mind at all.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, I hope the rest of the patients is understanding
as you are.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I've only been with doctor Taylor a few days now.
I really haven't had a chance to get a queensy.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I'm sure the others won't mine.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Well, they won't if they're all understanding young men like you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh well, I'm really not so so understanding.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
I hope you don't think I'm too bold. But isn't
that one of those new suits with the natural shoulders
you're wearing?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh yes, Oh it looks perfectly stunning.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
All the really smart young men will wearing them when
I left home.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
It's so silly to wear those big shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Paths when a man is naturally.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Broad shouldered like you are. Don't you think so?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, I'm really not so so understanding.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
The color is most for coming, too.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it's just a sort of a kind of a gray.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Well, it certainly goes perfectly with your blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They are blue a safe Oh yes, yes, how nose
of you tonight is.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
In fact, I'm knitting a pair of socks that would
go perfectly with bat shoes. Here they are.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
How do you like them?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh, they're they're very nice.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Unfortunately I've already promised this part of my brother back home.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
But if you really liked them, I could get some
all the same materials.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, No, that's awfully nice to you, but I have
quite a few socks from Christmas.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Well, if you change your mind, just let me know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, it's very nice you, I I guess I might
as well run along.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, I'll tell doctor Taylor you were in and we'll
make another appointment for you.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I was just wondering. I believe he had some X
rays he was going to look at. Maybe they'd give
me a hint as to what was.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
In store for me.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Well, he's got to call by.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Can't laid on.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I'll ask him about them, and then you can call
me at my home. The number is granted. Falla eight
three seven.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, No, that I can wait. I don't want to
trouble you.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
It's no trouble at all. That was granted, Falla.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Eight three seven.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, I'm second thought it might be better not to
know about the X rays.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
That is, well, well, why don't I write the number?
Don't fall you just.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In Kate, No, no, no, no, don't please, don't bother.
It's really not that urgent.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Well, if you should change your mind, it's very easy
to remember.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Granted, I'll be home around six.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Well, if I get a chance, i'll call.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Otherwise I'll get in touch with the office around the
beginning of the week.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
You be sure do that now here, And it's been
such a play to meeting you. I don't know when
I'm such a charming gentleman.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh hi, tharny.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Old eye way man.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I have an appointment with an ennist.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
What happened to give me a laughing gas or something long?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Nothing like that, Thronie. I got a wonderful break. The
dentist was called out of an emergency, and I spent
a very delightful time chatting with his charming reception. Oh
you lucky dog Gus. It's all completely innocent and all.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
But you know, Tharnie, she seems to well no.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Now, you know I'm not a guy who goes around looking.
I'm sure she must have been kidding about the socks.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, Goalana, this sounds interesting. Well, she was knitting this
pair of socks, and she offered to knit me a
pair too.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
She wanted to give me the one she was knitting,
but she'd already promised them to her brother.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
No, well that was probably just an excuse. What was
the matter when they the wrong size, or maybe they
were the wrong color. No, she said they'd go perfectly with.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
My blue eyes.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Blue eyes.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
You want to really turn on the charms, Dolphac.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And then I'll wait a minute, thorny and whatnot. Now,
don't get the wrong idea. It was nothing like that
at all.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Imagine any his babyball over you.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
What line did you give me?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Now, don't I didn't give her any line.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
I didn't say a word. Well, you gave her a strong,
silent approach.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I did not Which approach did you? I just walked
in and I didn't approach.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
The girl at all.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I approach you, nous in front of you?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Is I'm not telling the truth.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
If you'll excuse.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Me, I'm going in the house. I don't have to
stand here and take this from you.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Just as a matter of curiosity. How does the girl
react when you're told her you were married?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Well, I died.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
I didn't tell her. You didn't tell her? Well, of
course not.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
The subject didn't look Thorny, the girl.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
As a receptionist in the death law. I'm glad you
wouldn't tell me. I just don't like to get involved
in things like this.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
All right, Thorny, have your fun.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Go on, have your fun.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Oh, I realize I will, but you gotta watch your
s depute dog.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
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Speaker 3 (12:17):
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Speaker 1 (12:18):
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Speaker 4 (12:24):
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Speaker 5 (12:31):
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Speaker 4 (12:32):
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Speaker 3 (12:44):
You know they're good because they're Hines. Isn't it a
range part of human nature, or.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Maybe I should say masculine human.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Nature, that a guy can be feeling just average or
maybe a little low even, and some gal necessarily is white.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You can bat a few eyelashes at him and toss
out a little sweet talk, and the first thing you
know is usually normal intelligent man will start floating around
on a cloud. Ozzie, no, oh, hello, dear, what are
you doing? Or just trying on these ties? Maroon is
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good with blue, isn't it. Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Sure, what have you got on this blue?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Who might? Well? You know I got the blue suit?
Or that is that is I used to and I
have a couple of light blue shirts, haven't I? I
think you had, And you also have those baby blue eyes.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Don't you remember here, Harriet?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, by any chance, did Thorny drop by here this afternoon?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yes, he did, just a little while.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Ago, I thought, so, the big blabbermouth. All I can
say is that you certainly must know there's absolutely nothing
to the whole thing. I never saw the girl before
in my life, Absolutely nothing between us except a perfectly
innocent conversation. She was probably just a little lonesome, and
I seemed understanding. Perhaps the chances are I'll never see
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her again in my life, and that's for Thorny. I'm
surprised at him for starting.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Such a ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Rumor what Thorny got to do with it? Wasn't he
the one who blabbed the whole thing to you?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, he just came over and bowed a patch of cigarettes.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
What's this about you and some girl?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do you say that you wouldn't have?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Why can't.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Where did you get this thing about my blue eyes?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You've always had blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I wasn't about this girl when it's Kathy. Well, like
I said, it was nothing. It was yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Remember I had the appointment with a dentist and he
didn't show up.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, you didn't tell me he didn't show up. Well,
I was going to tell you. I never got around
to it. But believe Harriet, there was absolutely nothing. I
was kidding Thorny a little. You know how we choke
around with each other, making mountains out of mole hills.
But we're gonna say so.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You don't have to explain anything, So I can't trust
you after sixteen.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Years, darn Thorny. Anyway, what's the matter with Thorny? Why
can't he buy his own cigarette?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Hadn't you better get dressed for what?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well? Don't you remember Kathy's coming over for dinner tonight?
I told you about it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
She's a girl's mouth of town.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh, yes, you mentioned the other night.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
What's her name, Kathy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Kathy Calhoun Calhoun. Well, that sounds like a Southern name.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah. She's in South Carolina, Georgia or someplace down there.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
She has the cutest Southern accent when you meet her,
which reminds me i'd better phone and see if she
has any way of getting over here. Oh. Yes, if
she has no way of getting over we could make
it some other night, or maybe she can't.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If she doesn't have a car, you can drive over
and tick her off. No, Harry, I'm sure she wouldn't
want to put us all at trouble.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
That's no trouble.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yes it is.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
No, it isn't.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Who's picking up the girl? You were me?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You are okay, and it's very kind of you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well I no, no, just a second, Harriet, Harriet, that's
a minute.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
There, it was a number, I think.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
It was, Harry.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
It's four eight, four eight three sevens Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
How did you know?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
How did I know?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
One?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
How did you know her phone number?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I said, granted four eight, and you said three seven? Oh?
Oh did I?
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Well, it's that's true. I should say three seven. If
you say four.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Three from seven to four and two times four is
a just have to.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Go to night?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
I never was very good at arithmetic.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It'd be funny if she forgot all about it and
wasn't even home.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Hello, Kathy, Kathy and Nelson.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You haven't forgotten that you're having dinner with us tonight.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
She's probably made other plans.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
Sure, it's better that way. O.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Please, Oh wonderful.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
I'm anxious to hear it's all about us.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Would you like my husband to pick you up?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
She's very good at that sort of thing.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Okay, fine, Kathy, we'll look.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Forward to seeing you. She's coming over.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, she's already ordered the cab, she says. She says,
bursting with news. She's got a new job, and she's
got a terrible crush on somebody.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
She loves to tell me all about it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Uh, Harriet, you say this is a girl who talks
with a southern accent. She's only been in town a
short while, and the number you just dialed was granted
four eight three seven. Yep, that's right.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Did she say who she's working for?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, No, she just said she's a receptionist for some Danders.
So I'll go up and change my clothes. I got it.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Hell, Kathy, Harry Honey, it was so sweet of you.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
To ask me over. It was a pleasure. Come on in.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I want you to meet my husband.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Let's all be sensitive.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Good evening, mister Nelson. I'm so happy to meet you
at last. Your charming wife has been telling me so
much about you.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm just dying here all the news. Kathy, come on
in and tell us about it.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Well, I must admit I've really been enjoying myself.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
In your fair city.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes, it is a pretty good little town.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Can I help you with anything, Harry, No, I think
I have everything.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Pretty well under control.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
In fact, it's justph already if ozzio cover the road.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
This is a lovely home you have here, and.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's so nice of you to invite me over.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
We're so glad, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I'm sorry to stare at you like that.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Mister Nelson. But wait a minute, of course, now.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'll remember remember why.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
There was a boy I used to go with back
home who had a necktie.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh good for him.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
And this is a picture's David when he was three
years old.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Oh my, he certain he looks.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Like his daddy, doesn't it. Yes, I guess he does that.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I wonder who that can be.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Excuse me for a moment.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh, good evening, missus Nelson.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Hello, doctor Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Won't you come in?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I just thought I dropped by with mister Nelson's X rayse.
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh no, not at all, ill be this is doctor Taylor.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Oh hello, doctor hello Nelson. I'm sorry I missed it
with the office yesterday. I was that was called out
on an emergency.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yes, your receptionist told me. In fact, this is a winsiden.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Why miss Calhoun, what a pleasant surprise?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Goodness saying, oh you two.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Know each other well?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yes, indeed miss Calhoun is my receptionist and a very
good one too. Oh doctor.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
You don Doctor Taylor, will you have a couple of coffee?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh? No, thank you. I can only say a.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Moment, you know, mister Nelson, something just to curd to
me that well, all evening, I've had the strangest feeling
that I've seen you before, and it's suddenly, don't know,
I'm silly that owe me that we met at.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Doctor Taylor's office.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
You wasn't three o'clock yesterday?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Yes, my god, I think you're right. Your face is
rather familiar too.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
I have such a terrible memory, and so many people
come in.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Doctor Taylor is very popular.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Who well, I try to do my humble best.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Are you sure you won't have a couple of coffee?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh no, missus Nelson, really, I only stopped.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
By it to give mister Nelson the X ray.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm surprised to find miss Calhoun here. Very pleasant surprise,
I might ask.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Oh, thank you, doctor, to tell you the truth. I'll
hardly recognize you in that new suit.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Oh do you like it?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Yes, very much.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
I especially like the color brown makes a man look
so distinguished.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I I'm the stylish perfect.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
A tall, muscular man like yourself should always wear a
double breasted shoe.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, i'm glad you approved, Miss Kelvin.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Oh I do.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
In fact, I'm gonna meet you a pair of socks
just to match your shoes. Oh my goodness, Look at
the time, i'd better be running along, Harriet, so soon.
I hate to leave you, but I wouldn't want to
miss that, lie boss.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
It's so cold tonight, and I don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
On the car, I'd be very happy to drive you
home with cal Oh.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I wouldn't think of taking you so far.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Out of your way.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh nonsense, there's no trouble, it's all.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, well, is your shoe.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
And present is here?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'll help you with your coat.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Oh, thank you, job.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Well.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I really had a wonderful time tonight.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Harriet, thank you so much for inviting me.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I'm so glad you.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Could come over. Cathy.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well, good night, Milson, well day.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Did you enjoy yourself?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yes, it was a pleasant meeting.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
This Carol.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hon girl really pours it on, though, doesn't she. My
guy's rather surprise at doctor Taylor.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
In that way, all.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The way he fell for that corny line.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
She was handing.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Corny line, all that stuff about his suit and knitting
the socks, such obvious fiery I wouldn't say that. You
think she means all that stuff?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Well, maybe she did. You remember she.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Said on the phone that she'd met someone she was crazy, Bob,
I think it's doctor tainted.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Oh, it's possible.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I suppose some girls might go for his type. Then,
on the other hand, it could be a line that
she hands out to every man she meets.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She strikes me as being too smart for that.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
You think, so, what marvelous thing about?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I might as well let you in on a little secret.
You think she's so smart. When I met Kathy.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
In doctor Taylor's office yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
She gave me practically the same routine, And that was
only yesterday. And she's so smart that tonight she didn't
even remember me. What do you think of that?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I think she's a.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Pretty smart girl.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Blue eyes, What do you think, Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Jolly, women are confusing?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yes, I guess maybe we are at times. Come on upstairs, dear,
and stop looking so unhappy. I'll knit you the nicest
Garris action live a soon.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Doctor Pardoners for referring to our fan mail.
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Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, if you want to see a rather unusual night
this evening, take a look.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
In the kitchen at the Elphan's house, Harriet.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Then they're doing the dinner dishens. Oh, there's nothing out
of the ordinary about that, of course, But if you'll
take another look, you'll notice that Tozzy, David and Ricky
are a boy.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a singer. Well, anyway, they're a fiftinger.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, for goodness, takes boy, take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Thanks a lot of fellows, But I think I can
take it some hair, don't you want to say?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The dishes, well, not the way you're finishing them.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I'm sorry, Mom, I just kind of slips out of
my hands.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Me too, I can't understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Maybe you got to get paper plates then you couldn't
break them.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, don't worry, Ricky figure out a way.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
What about yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I hope you'll notice I had a perfect score, not
a single breakage.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That's very good there.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Of course, it's pretty hard to break the pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, but I didn't drop any. Even if they were placed,
it wouldn't make any difference.
Speaker 8 (01:53):
Yeah, the pots and pans have handles on them.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
You want me to do that?
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I gotta think.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
If you don't want me help, how.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Am I gonna ask a favor?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What favorite this?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm kind of hoping I could go over to Will's
stormberries tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Don't you have any homework to do? I can do
it in school tomorrow. I think you better do your
homework tonight and see Will tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Guy, that's all I ever do homework.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, we've all been through the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, but you know what they say, all homework and no.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Will makes life a bitter pill.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Say wait, I don't want to.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
Get corn to rug off on me.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The answer is, when there's something unpleased and has to
be done, go right after it, get it out of
the way, and then have your fun. I told you
that hundreds of time.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I know, but it's hard to do.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well.
Speaker 10 (02:44):
That reminds me.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Don't forget your dentist appointment tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Holy smoke, Da can't wait.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A minute you talk about the dentist, is that you
are going to an executioner.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
It's a nice man, but gone.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You may have a couple of uncomfortable moments, but it's
for your own good. I learned to take things like
a man. Just a question of mental attitude. Just set
your jaws and see the thing through. Well, if you say,
shall I don't want to like it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I hate to break in here, but I don't want
this to get too far out of hand.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well don't you think what I'm saying makes sense?
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, and I'm glad to hear you say it, because
the appointment isn't for Ricky, it's for you, dear.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
O me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, sure, but I well, I mean, well, didn't doctor
Smith go east for the dental convention or something?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But doctor Taylor's hamming his appointment.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Doctor Taylor, I've never even heard of him. Oh, he's
a young dentist in town. Very good too, I understand. Well,
I'm certainly not going to have any Johnny cum lately
sticking his clumsy hands in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, I'm sure he's very capable of Doctor Smith wouldn't
have recommended it, I know, But I don't see the
sense of going to a strange dentist.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
SA don't think I have anything that has He's done
right away?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, he said, doctor Smith is sending your x rays
over to him.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Like a big silly production out of nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Aren't you gonna go home? Mother's made the appointment? Evidently
I don't have much choice.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Maybe the DNIS won't even show up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I say, not to change the subjects. But you don't
have anything planned for somebody evening?
Speaker 10 (04:17):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So? What do you mean? I mean you're coming home
for dinner?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure? Why did you invite somebody over? Yes? I did.
I'm at the cutest grill over at night Uncles the
other day.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And she's new in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Town, doesn't know very many people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mean you're gonna give a big party for it?
Speaker 10 (04:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, I just think maybe you might know some nice
young man.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, Harriet, not again?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why do you gowns always have to be matchmakers?
Speaker 11 (04:39):
He's a very cute girl.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
You weren't a meetor well?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't doubt it, But gee, I don't know anybody
to ask well, we really don't have to have anybody else. Besides,
don't you start a little early this year the mating
season news. He doesn't stop hill after April Fool's Day.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is a very attractive girl.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It would be nice if you had some young man.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
We could introduce her to.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You could intern to me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I think you've got to introduce yourself to that homework
of your young fellow.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So do I.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Butchu takes a long time for guy to grow up?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well maybe so, but it takes an awful short time
to grow So enjoy it. Why you can boys speaking
of enjoying yourself? And I use it loosely? What time
is this dental appointment of mine?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Three o'clock?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is that okay?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I guess it'll have to be now.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Don't start worrying about it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Who's worrying? I said? I probably don't have much work
to be done, maybe just a cleaning, maybe nothing at all.
Who knows. Maybe it's like Ricky said, the dentist might
not even show up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Good afternoon, Oh, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think I haven't appointment with doctor Taylor. My name
is mister Nelson.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Oh yes, Oh, I'm terribly sorry, mister Nelson. But I'm
afraid I have some bad news for you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Doctor Taylor was called out on an emergency.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
He won't be able to see you today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh really, how about that?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
He just called and said he'd be gone most of
the afternoon. I'm terribly sorry. It was quite all right.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I don't mind at all.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, I hope the rest of the patients is understanding
as you are.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I've only been with doctor Taylor a few days now.
I really haven't had a chance to get a queensy.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I'm sure the others won't mine.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Well, they won't if they're all understanding young men like you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh well, I'm really not so so understanding.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
I hope you don't think I'm too bold. But isn't
that one of those new suits with the natural shoulders
you're wearing?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh yes, Oh it looks perfectly stunning.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
All the really smart young men will wearing them when
I left home.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
It's so silly to wear those big shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Paths when a man is naturally.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Broad shouldered like you are. Don't you think so?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, I'm really not so so understanding.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
The color is most for coming, too.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it's just a sort of a kind of a gray.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Well, it certainly goes perfectly with your blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They are blue a safe Oh yes, yes, how nose
of you tonight is.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
In fact, I'm knitting a pair of socks that would
go perfectly with bat shoes. Here they are.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
How do you like them?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh, they're they're very nice.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Unfortunately I've already promised this part of my brother back home.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
But if you really liked them, I could get some
all the same materials.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, No, that's awfully nice to you, but I have
quite a few socks from Christmas.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Well, if you change your mind, just let me know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, it's very nice you, I I guess I might
as well run along.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, I'll tell doctor Taylor you were in and we'll
make another appointment for you.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I was just wondering. I believe he had some X
rays he was going to look at. Maybe they'd give
me a hint as to what was.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
In store for me.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Well, he's got to call by.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Can't laid on.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I'll ask him about them, and then you can call
me at my home. The number is granted. Falla eight
three seven.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, No, that I can wait. I don't want to
trouble you.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
It's no trouble at all. That was granted, Falla.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Eight three seven.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, I'm second thought it might be better not to
know about the X rays.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
That is, well, well, why don't I write the number?
Don't fall you just.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In Kate, No, no, no, no, don't please, don't bother.
It's really not that urgent.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Well, if you should change your mind, it's very easy
to remember.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Granted, I'll be home around six.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Well, if I get a chance, i'll call.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Otherwise I'll get in touch with the office around the
beginning of the week.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
You be sure do that now here, And it's been
such a play to meeting you. I don't know when
I'm such a charming gentleman.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh hi, tharny.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Old eye way man.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I have an appointment with an ennist.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
What happened to give me a laughing gas or something long?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Nothing like that, Thronie. I got a wonderful break. The
dentist was called out of an emergency, and I spent
a very delightful time chatting with his charming reception. Oh
you lucky dog Gus. It's all completely innocent and all.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
But you know, Tharnie, she seems to well no.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Now, you know I'm not a guy who goes around looking.
I'm sure she must have been kidding about the socks.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, Goalana, this sounds interesting. Well, she was knitting this
pair of socks, and she offered to knit me a
pair too.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
She wanted to give me the one she was knitting,
but she'd already promised them to her brother.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
No, well that was probably just an excuse. What was
the matter when they the wrong size, or maybe they
were the wrong color. No, she said they'd go perfectly with.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
My blue eyes.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Blue eyes.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
You want to really turn on the charms, Dolphac.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And then I'll wait a minute, thorny and whatnot. Now,
don't get the wrong idea. It was nothing like that
at all.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Imagine any his babyball over you.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
What line did you give me?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Now, don't I didn't give her any line.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
I didn't say a word. Well, you gave her a strong,
silent approach.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I did not Which approach did you? I just walked
in and I didn't approach.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
The girl at all.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I approach you, nous in front of you?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Is I'm not telling the truth.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
If you'll excuse.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Me, I'm going in the house. I don't have to
stand here and take this from you.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Just as a matter of curiosity. How does the girl
react when you're told her you were married?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Well, I died.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
I didn't tell her. You didn't tell her? Well, of
course not.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
The subject didn't look Thorny, the girl.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
As a receptionist in the death law. I'm glad you
wouldn't tell me. I just don't like to get involved
in things like this.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
All right, Thorny, have your fun.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Go on, have your fun.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Oh, I realize I will, but you gotta watch your
s depute dog.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
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(12:15):
a cheese sandwich to the youngsters for lunch.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
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Speaker 4 (12:24):
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Speaker 3 (12:44):
You know they're good because they're Hines. Isn't it a
range part of human nature, or.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Maybe I should say masculine human.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Nature, that a guy can be feeling just average or
maybe a little low even, and some gal necessarily is white.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You can bat a few eyelashes at him and toss
out a little sweet talk, and the first thing you
know is usually normal intelligent man will start floating around
on a cloud. Ozzie, no, oh, hello, dear, what are
you doing? Or just trying on these ties? Maroon is
(13:34):
good with blue, isn't it. Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Sure, what have you got on this blue?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Who might? Well? You know I got the blue suit?
Or that is that is I used to and I
have a couple of light blue shirts, haven't I? I
think you had, And you also have those baby blue eyes.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Don't you remember here, Harriet?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, by any chance, did Thorny drop by here this afternoon?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yes, he did, just a little while.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Ago, I thought, so, the big blabbermouth. All I can
say is that you certainly must know there's absolutely nothing
to the whole thing. I never saw the girl before
in my life, Absolutely nothing between us except a perfectly
innocent conversation. She was probably just a little lonesome, and
I seemed understanding. Perhaps the chances are I'll never see
(14:29):
her again in my life, and that's for Thorny. I'm
surprised at him for starting.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Such a ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Rumor what Thorny got to do with it? Wasn't he
the one who blabbed the whole thing to you?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, he just came over and bowed a patch of cigarettes.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
What's this about you and some girl?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do you say that you wouldn't have?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Why can't.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Where did you get this thing about my blue eyes?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You've always had blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I wasn't about this girl when it's Kathy. Well, like
I said, it was nothing. It was yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Remember I had the appointment with a dentist and he
didn't show up.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, you didn't tell me he didn't show up. Well,
I was going to tell you. I never got around
to it. But believe Harriet, there was absolutely nothing. I
was kidding Thorny a little. You know how we choke
around with each other, making mountains out of mole hills.
But we're gonna say so.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You don't have to explain anything, So I can't trust
you after sixteen.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Years, darn Thorny. Anyway, what's the matter with Thorny? Why
can't he buy his own cigarette?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Hadn't you better get dressed for what?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well? Don't you remember Kathy's coming over for dinner tonight?
I told you about it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
She's a girl's mouth of town.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh, yes, you mentioned the other night.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
What's her name, Kathy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Kathy Calhoun Calhoun. Well, that sounds like a Southern name.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah. She's in South Carolina, Georgia or someplace down there.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
She has the cutest Southern accent when you meet her,
which reminds me i'd better phone and see if she
has any way of getting over here. Oh. Yes, if
she has no way of getting over we could make
it some other night, or maybe she can't.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If she doesn't have a car, you can drive over
and tick her off. No, Harry, I'm sure she wouldn't
want to put us all at trouble.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
That's no trouble.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yes it is.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
No, it isn't.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Who's picking up the girl? You were me?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You are okay, and it's very kind of you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well I no, no, just a second, Harriet, Harriet, that's
a minute.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
There, it was a number, I think.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
It was, Harry.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
It's four eight, four eight three sevens Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
How did you know?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
How did I know?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
One?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
How did you know her phone number?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I said, granted four eight, and you said three seven? Oh?
Oh did I?
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Well, it's that's true. I should say three seven. If
you say four.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Three from seven to four and two times four is
a just have to.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Go to night?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
I never was very good at arithmetic.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It'd be funny if she forgot all about it and
wasn't even home.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Hello, Kathy, Kathy and Nelson.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You haven't forgotten that you're having dinner with us tonight.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
She's probably made other plans.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
Sure, it's better that way. O.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Please, Oh wonderful.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
I'm anxious to hear it's all about us.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Would you like my husband to pick you up?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
She's very good at that sort of thing.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Okay, fine, Kathy, we'll look.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Forward to seeing you. She's coming over.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, she's already ordered the cab, she says. She says,
bursting with news. She's got a new job, and she's
got a terrible crush on somebody.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
She loves to tell me all about it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Uh, Harriet, you say this is a girl who talks
with a southern accent. She's only been in town a
short while, and the number you just dialed was granted
four eight three seven. Yep, that's right.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Did she say who she's working for?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, No, she just said she's a receptionist for some Danders.
So I'll go up and change my clothes. I got it.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Hell, Kathy, Harry Honey, it was so sweet of you.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
To ask me over. It was a pleasure. Come on in.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I want you to meet my husband.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Let's all be sensitive.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Good evening, mister Nelson. I'm so happy to meet you
at last. Your charming wife has been telling me so
much about you.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm just dying here all the news. Kathy, come on
in and tell us about it.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Well, I must admit I've really been enjoying myself.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
In your fair city.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes, it is a pretty good little town.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Can I help you with anything, Harry, No, I think
I have everything.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Pretty well under control.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
In fact, it's justph already if ozzio cover the road.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
This is a lovely home you have here, and.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's so nice of you to invite me over.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
We're so glad, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I'm sorry to stare at you like that.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Mister Nelson. But wait a minute, of course, now.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'll remember remember why.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
There was a boy I used to go with back
home who had a necktie.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh good for him.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
And this is a picture's David when he was three
years old.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Oh my, he certain he looks.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Like his daddy, doesn't it. Yes, I guess he does that.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
I wonder who that can be.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Excuse me for a moment.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh, good evening, missus Nelson.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Hello, doctor Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Won't you come in?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I just thought I dropped by with mister Nelson's X rayse.
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh no, not at all, ill be this is doctor Taylor.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Oh hello, doctor hello Nelson. I'm sorry I missed it
with the office yesterday. I was that was called out
on an emergency.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yes, your receptionist told me. In fact, this is a winsiden.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Why miss Calhoun, what a pleasant surprise?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Goodness saying, oh you two.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Know each other well?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yes, indeed miss Calhoun is my receptionist and a very
good one too. Oh doctor.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
You don Doctor Taylor, will you have a couple of coffee?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh? No, thank you. I can only say a.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Moment, you know, mister Nelson, something just to curd to
me that well, all evening, I've had the strangest feeling
that I've seen you before, and it's suddenly, don't know,
I'm silly that owe me that we met at.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Doctor Taylor's office.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
You wasn't three o'clock yesterday?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Yes, my god, I think you're right. Your face is
rather familiar too.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
I have such a terrible memory, and so many people
come in.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Doctor Taylor is very popular.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Who well, I try to do my humble best.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Are you sure you won't have a couple of coffee?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh no, missus Nelson, really, I only stopped.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
By it to give mister Nelson the X ray.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm surprised to find miss Calhoun here. Very pleasant surprise,
I might ask.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Oh, thank you, doctor, to tell you the truth. I'll
hardly recognize you in that new suit.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Oh do you like it?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Yes, very much.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
I especially like the color brown makes a man look
so distinguished.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I I'm the stylish perfect.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
A tall, muscular man like yourself should always wear a
double breasted shoe.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, i'm glad you approved, Miss Kelvin.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Oh I do.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
In fact, I'm gonna meet you a pair of socks
just to match your shoes. Oh my goodness, Look at
the time, i'd better be running along, Harriet, so soon.
I hate to leave you, but I wouldn't want to
miss that, lie boss.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
It's so cold tonight, and I don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
On the car, I'd be very happy to drive you
home with cal Oh.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I wouldn't think of taking you so far.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Out of your way.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh nonsense, there's no trouble, it's all.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, well, is your shoe.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
And present is here?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'll help you with your coat.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Oh, thank you, job.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Well.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I really had a wonderful time tonight.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Harriet, thank you so much for inviting me.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I'm so glad you.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Could come over. Cathy.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well, good night, Milson, well day.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Did you enjoy yourself?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yes, it was a pleasant meeting.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
This Carol.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hon girl really pours it on, though, doesn't she. My
guy's rather surprise at doctor Taylor.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
In that way, all.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The way he fell for that corny line.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
She was handing.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Corny line, all that stuff about his suit and knitting
the socks, such obvious fiery I wouldn't say that. You
think she means all that stuff?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Well, maybe she did. You remember she.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Said on the phone that she'd met someone she was crazy, Bob,
I think it's doctor tainted.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Oh, it's possible.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I suppose some girls might go for his type. Then,
on the other hand, it could be a line that
she hands out to every man she meets.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She strikes me as being too smart for that.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
You think, so, what marvelous thing about?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I might as well let you in on a little secret.
You think she's so smart. When I met Kathy.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
In doctor Taylor's office yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
She gave me practically the same routine, And that was
only yesterday. And she's so smart that tonight she didn't
even remember me. What do you think of that?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I think she's a.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Pretty smart girl.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Blue eyes, What do you think, Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Jolly, women are confusing?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yes, I guess maybe we are at times. Come on upstairs, dear,
and stop looking so unhappy. I'll knit you the nicest
Garris action live a soon.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Doctor Pardoners for referring to our fan mail.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
But we recently received a letter from an enthusiastic gentleman
who said, quote, your split pea soup is really a
winner and would do any homemaker pro unquote. Now, how
better could we describe Heine's condensed split pea soup. We
might add, however, that it's a rugged, stick to the
rib soup made from choice split peas and bits of
tender smooth pork, carefully.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Cooked and seasoned. It's the kind of energy giving soup
to pour piping hot into a vacuum bottle.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
If your husband or youngsters carry.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Their lunch or you might give them Heines Gumbo creole,
a real Southern treat filled with healthy rice, okra, celery.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
And other vegetables.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Every soup in the complete line of Heine's Condensed soups,
by the way, is a bar at today's bowl prices,
So save time and money by serving these nourishing soups.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Often you know they're good because they're Hines.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Or of Ozzie and Harriet, presented by the Eighth Day
Heinz commedy and starring Ozzie Nelson and.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Harriet new Yards.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And remember Hi schus to condense, you'll get fights as
much SnO.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
By aim and he goes fargas noe for one. That's
just me fine, me too, Hi.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
The last fine appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet
were their two sons, David and Ricky Nelson.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Don Brown, Surley, Mitchell, Gerald Moore and your Curley Burnsmith.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Original music was composed and conducted by Billy Mays.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Gong Bok is a Nazi saying nights.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
Before nelsons in the fifty seven.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Wasn't for brothers.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
For the outstanding stars of the food world, heines all
star values.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
You'll find Heinz condensed soups.
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Speaker 3 (27:57):
Our listening reminder.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Stay tuned for drama and suspense on Mister District Attorney.
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