December 31, 2024 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
We present the amusingly transcribed Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet,
starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hilliard.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
One of the immutable laws of nature is that opposite
to track. Perhaps this is why Ozzy and Harriet were
drawn to each other, because there never was anybody so
opposite is Ozzie. For instance, when Harriet says no, Ozzy
says yes, and when Harriet says yes, Ozzie says no.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And when Harriet says yes and.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, Ozzie says hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Could be.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well, right now, this law is in full operation in
the Nelson household. Concerning a chair and sofa that Harriet
wants to have reupholstered.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
The only reason I want to go to the home
Furnishing and Decorating show is to see the new upholstering material.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Harry, the chair and sofa do not need reupholstering.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Let's talk this over, Comelic.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
Let's hit down, all right, Harriet.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Well still, I'll help you get the spring out of
your back pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Probably wouldn't happen again in a thousand years.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Well, we can't wait that long. Look at the fabric
on the sofa. The morehair's all worn off.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh it's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
No more has more hair than the sofa.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
All right, please, no jokes.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well, I've gotten several estimates. We can have a whole
job done for about two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Two hundred dollars, what's it four?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Fixing up the sofa and share day?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Shall I get your checkbook?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Bomp? David?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This is between your mother and me.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
What's between your mother and me?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We were discussing having the furniture reupholstered.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, you're finally gonna have it done. Huh, well not necessarily?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Not necessarily?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It means if you keep Adam long enough to have
it done.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm just not gonna spend two hundred dollars I have
something done that doesn't need to be done.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Mom, I'm wounded.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Boy, and I'll get the bandages.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I'll stop it, will you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I've made my decisions.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
There's Tony and Catherine.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Let's go all right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But remember now, just because I go the home furnishing
show doesn't mean I'm gonna give in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Of course. Not.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Dear, good night boy, good night, good night.
Speaker 11 (03:00):
Bad where'd the girls go?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Thorny?
Speaker 12 (03:14):
Oh, they're scouting for upholstery material.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not going to do Harriet any good.
Speaker 12 (03:18):
There'll be such a cheapskate, os cheapskate.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Before you give Katherine money for a new dress or
old ones. Been in and out of style three times
and for temper Look, Tony, the last time you rode
for dinner, I noticed you sat on our sofa and
didn't get up for three hours.
Speaker 13 (03:35):
I couldn't the spring was stuck in my back pocket.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I want to show you the most wonderful exhibit.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Now, Harrid, I told you before we left.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
There's a contest in free.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Free.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
Now there's a word that brings a light to his
beady little eye.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Both is right over here.
Speaker 14 (03:52):
Come look the cozy, Comfy Upholstery company. Harriet I ted
on us win one hundred dollars off on re upholstering
any two pieces of furniture.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I leave you with a sharp pencil and your conscience.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Our contest, sir well.
Speaker 12 (04:12):
I just still out the card with your name and
your dress, drop it in the box, and at the
end of the show we'll select the lucky winner will
receive one hundred dollars off on an upholstery job.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh well, there's no reason why I shouldn't en he
can my wife filling out too?
Speaker 15 (04:25):
Just one to a family.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How about your friend here?
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (04:27):
No thanks? We just had out sentry up hosted Thorny Core.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yes, I okay.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Fill one out and you'll give me twice as good
a chance.
Speaker 13 (04:37):
But I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Come on? What harm is there? Why should I aren't
we friends?
Speaker 12 (04:43):
I've been wondering, you know, Harriet talked Katherine to coming
here with her, and already it's cost me a dollar
and a half of tickets and thirty five cents apart
the car.
Speaker 13 (04:52):
What's friendly about that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right, I'll give you the thirty five.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Cents of parking the car.
Speaker 12 (04:56):
If you were a real friend, you would give me
the dollar and a half of the ticket.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Donnie, exactly how high a price do you.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Put on your friendship?
Speaker 11 (05:04):
Shall we say a buck?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Okay, here's your dollar?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Fill out the card?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Friend David, can't you keep the springs pressed down while
I try to tie him?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Got away from me?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Pop? Sorry?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Here, this sofa is just impossible.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Say your pass one spring down?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Two more?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Pop up?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh, Harriet, don't be ridiculous here, yes.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I'll be calling a polster.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
We waited a week for you to win that contact.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well the mailman hasn't been here yet today. Yes, he
have pap nothing for you. Oh oh we've waited this long.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Let's wait a couple more days.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Come in, Darny.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh sure, okay, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (06:06):
What cave in the mail?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Is Flney?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
A notice from the draft board?
Speaker 12 (06:12):
No, a little letter from the KKU the cozy comfy
r Poltry company.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Thorny. We didn't, No, we didn't, but I did.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You did what?
Speaker 12 (06:22):
I won the first prize one hundred dollars off on
the upholstry deal.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
What's the sensational? Why do I tell, Harriet?
Speaker 13 (06:27):
What are you so excited about? I wanted but.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thorney, you filled it out for me.
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Well, yes, I didn't expect to win.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Noah, wait, you can't do this. I gave you a
dollar to fill that card out.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Oh you're mistaken ours. You gave me that dollar for friendship.
But I am your friend some friends. The minute I
went a big prize, you want to horn in on it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Just the second Thorny, you weren't even interested. You said
you didn't need to have anything done.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
That's life, emas has gets look on out.
Speaker 13 (06:59):
Don't blow your car.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You need this, you know darn well I do.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Then you can have.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Hee thanks Toorny.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have admitted that for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 13 (07:14):
It says right here it's worth a one hundred dollars. You
wouldn't try to cheat me, would you.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Look?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Before i'd give you the money, I'd call up the
company and pay them the full price.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
Well, go ahead of I understand they do good work.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'll be seeing it, Harriet.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Stop laughing.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm sorry if I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, it's not that funny.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Oh you know.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Sorry, he's just teasing you.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You'll eventually give.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It to you. No, he won't.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because my lawyer talked to him about it. I was
just talking to will Thornbury.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
He says, his father's really got you boxed in on
the postry deal.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh he did, did he?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You're gonna give him a hundred dollars up?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Certainly not.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Actually, he's out smart himself. He might have been able
to sell it to me for fifty dollars, but now
I'm not gonna give him a cent for it?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Aren't you cutting off your nose despite your face?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, I've been singing it over and probably everybody who
fills out a card wins first prize.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, they're so busy with everybody else they I haven't
gotten around to me yet.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Could I possibly interest you in calling some other poulstry company?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
All right, let's just be patient and wait for the mailman.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Hello? Is this the Cozy Company?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
A polstery company?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
About three weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Ago I entered your contest at the home show, and
I wondered if I won anything.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
So the name is Nelson, Ozzie Nelson.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Only one first prize?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
And who did you say?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Thornberry? Thank you, Harriett? Yes, sir, all.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right, you want the furniture upholstered three weeks the fast.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Maybe I ought to make.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Some kind of a deal with Donnie.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Contest is on the level. Huh.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I don't want to waste any more time. If
Thorny'll be reasonable, I'll be reasonable.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
That sounds reasonable.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
What's the morning line on his prize?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, his last quotation was sixty five dollars not so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
My right surprize was mine and not according to your lawyer.
He's not my lawyer anymore.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Why don't you go over and talk to Arnie? After all,
your smarter than he is. Oh, Harriet, you're a better
businessman than he is. Well, we can't put anything over
on you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Not a chance, len govern talk to me?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I will ahzi, Yeah, don't sign anything.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Hi, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Just trimming the hedge?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Mind?
Speaker 12 (10:30):
If I get my clippers and join him, these are
your clippers. In that case, you might as well trim
my side too.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Certainly, Thornie glad to.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Got a phone call this morning on.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Very interesting from the Comfy Cozy Up Poultry Company Cozy Comfy.
Speaker 13 (10:50):
I didn't realize there was a time limit on that prize.
It's up tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Sure.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
I hate to see all that money go to waste.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, the big shame, of course.
Speaker 13 (10:59):
It will really go to waste. Herb uncle will buy
it from me. Herb uncle Camphalage. You nearly snipped off.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
His tie, helping me forty dollars for it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Why didn't you take it? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:11):
I feel a moral obligation to you. After all, it
was you who advised me to fill.
Speaker 13 (11:15):
Out the card.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's why I feel fifteen dollars is a fair price.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Fifteen dollars, that's consulting.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Let's forget the whole thing, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And here trim your own side of the hedge laughing,
how about eighteen.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Dollars twenty Thorny, stop clipping, I mean, stop clipping, and.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'll give you twenty five. And that's my top price.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
Well for friendship's sake.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Okay, it's a deal.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
Nothing until I get the money.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Okay. See was twenty dollars, wasn't it? No, thirty?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It was twenty five? And stopped trying to cheat me.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Here, thank you? Come on over Roger below.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I make a deal yet, Yes, I did it a
pretty good one to do, David.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
I knew you would.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I was just talking to Will and he said his
father was willing.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
To sell the prize for fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, when Harry had wanted to reappolster a sofa and
chair in the living room, Ozzie was against it until
his neighbor Thorny, won a prize at the home show,
entitling him to one hundred dollars discount on an upholstery job.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oozzi has bought the prize from Thorny for twenty five dollars,
and now Thorny is calling the Comfy Cozy.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Postering Company a Cozy Comfy.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The Cozy Comfy a Postering company to arrange to have
the work done.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
That's right, Thornberry. I've decided to use the prize after all.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Would you send a man out to my house today?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's at my house.
Speaker 13 (13:27):
To my house, yes, there'll be somebody home.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Thank him.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Why did you give my address? As?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Everything isn't as simple as you.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
I won the prize, so naturally they expect to find
the furniture in my house.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
All you got to do is move it over here.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Now, look, Thorny, I'll help you load.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It on your back.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You'll help me carry it over here. All right?
Speaker 13 (13:51):
All right, we have friends, aren't we? Well there you.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Are as what time is a man coming, Sarney.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Oh sometime today. Might as well make yourself comfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Uh do you have any matches around here?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Would you mind not smoking?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Oz?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Catherine's having a bridge party here this afternoon. She doesn't
want to get the ashtrays.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Dirty bridge party. You mean the regular group from.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
The woman's club.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's right, the no party while we're here.
Speaker 13 (14:20):
But you tell her will you oz, I'll help pick
you up.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But all these women know us, and if the man
comes while we're here, they'll give the whole thing away.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
Well that's the risk you take when you're too cheap
to buy Harriet a decent up Oak Street.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Josh, wait a.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Second, I've got twenty five dollars in this well.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
If it's all right with Catherine, she can have her
friends over at our house.
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Oh good, then I won't have to borrow your bridge table.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You've still got it, would you mind carrying it over
to your house?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Darney?
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Okay, okay, you wait here with Harriet.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Ozzie, why don't you sit down? You're wearing a track
in the car well.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
It's Thorny's carpet. That's keeping that upholstery man.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You suppose Thorny could have tipped him off, Oh, don't
be silly. Well I don't trust it.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
What do you suppose he's doing over in our house
same thing you're doing in his house?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
You mean he's been going into our refrigerator?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Will you please relax?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
How about what?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We can see everything that goes on in our living
room right.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
From here, not without binoculars.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
They're right here under the chair. No wonder Thorny knows
everything that goes on in our house.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
He's been spying on us.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
He has to.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hey, when I look through these binoculars, I can see
Thorny taking cigars out of my humidor where's the phone line?
Is busy?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
You dial Corny's number?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well, naturally i'm calling. Oh, oh, yes, Harriet, what's our number?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh? Our phone is busy? Where are those binoculars?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He's on the phone, Harriet. He's talking long distance.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
How can you tell?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I can't for sure, but he looks like he's talking
long distance.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
He's shouting. He shouldn't be using our phone.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You're using his.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
WHOA, that's different?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
What's different about it?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, I'm not calling long distance.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Well it will make you happy, dear, call somebody long distance.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I wouldn't do such a sneaky thing.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I wonder if my brother, New Jersey is home.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Thorney's off the phone.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Now tell him a thing too, Nelson residents. This is
Thorny Nelson speaking Thorney.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Will you please leave my cigars alone? And who were
you talking to.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
On the phone? Your brother in your Jersey? What did
you call him for?
Speaker 11 (17:28):
He called you?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
But you weren't here. I know I wasn't here. Well, anyway,
keep away from my cigars. If you want to use
my binoculars, ask my permission first.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
We'll keep your hands out of my things, and don't
use the telephone.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I told him. What's he doing now, Harriet?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Pulling down the.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Shade bridge parties over?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I saw the women leave a half hour ago. Why
doesn't Thorny come back? Where's the man from the upholsterers?
Why doesn't Thorny put the shade up? Look, there's a
light in our bedroom.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Hello, mister Thornberry.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well that depends who is this.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I'm the upholsterer.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh oh, yes, from the company, Cozy Upholstering Company.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah, Cozy company.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, either way, this is the Thornberry residence. I've been
waiting for you all afternoon, and so.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Is Missus Nelson. This is Thornberry. Are you coming over? Well,
I'm sorry, mister Thornberry, but I'm running a little behind schedule.
Would you be home after dinner?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, justman, and I'll ask Missus Nelson, Missus Nelson Thornberry.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Marriott. Will we be here after dinner? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
We may be here for years Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yes, we'll be here after dinner.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Fine, I'll come over after dinner.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
You better call Thorny and tell him.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh yes, Why doesn't he answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It'll take a little while to get up from the cellar.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The cellar. What's he doing down there, Thorny?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Thorny?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Why don't you answer the phone? We'll answer it.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Okay, Hello Thorny? Oh hello, was I just talking to you?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What were you doing in my cellar?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Getting my rake, my home, my p on the fishing rod.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I loaned you last July.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Well you stay out of there. Look, we'd like to
get back into our house. We're expecting people for dinner,
and Catherine's got to get it started.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, she can't do that. The upholstery man just phoned
and he's coming here right after dinner.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I can't help him.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Now, what's the trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
They've got dinner guests and Catherine wants to get started.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
We better get back to your own house. I've got
to get dinner started too.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Well, we can't.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, Carrie, could you fix dinner over here and let
Katherine have her dinner party over there?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
I suppose so, if it's okay with Catherine.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
It'll be okay with Catherine, Okay, Thorney. Oh, by the way,
don't bother to come over.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I know where everything is.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
What's so funny over there?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, when we were over there, mister Thornberry was doing
his imitation of you.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It couldn't have been that funny.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
I don't know. He was wearing a lampshade and getting
big laughs. Oh, I'll get it.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Hello, Yes, this is a Thornberry residence. Oh, I see,
but you'll be here for sure?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
All right?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is that the upholstery man? When's he coming?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Eight o'clock tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Did you spill anything?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
No, I've learned my invitation of Harriet Thorny.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
The upholstery man isn't coming until eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
We'd like to get to bed.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Oh god, I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
To break up the party.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You had it a little part. Come on over.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I want to get some sleep. We've got to be
back here by eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Why don't you get to sleep there?
Speaker 13 (22:00):
You'll buy my pajama to the top door.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Well, good morning, I oh, Hier Thorny.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
I think it was safe to come over. I just
saw the guy leave with your furniture.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well, I hope they do a good job.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
I'm sure they will.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
It's a very reliable firm.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well they're sure charging enough one hundred and seventy five dollars.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
Yes, but you're saving one hundred because of me.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm saving seventy five. Don't forget I paid you twenty five.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Well, at least we're getting the furniture upholstered at last.
Speaker 13 (22:47):
Oh here, I brought your mail over to you.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Wasn't that nice of me? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Anything interesting?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It probably not.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Wait a minute, what's this? Dear mister Nelson. We are
sorry you did not win first prize in our contest. However,
you were kind enough.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
To enter it, and, in an endeavor.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
To make new friends, the Cozy Company Upholstery.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Company is giving you one hundred dollars off on the
reupholstering of any two pieces of living room furniture.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Well, dear, we've never slept over the duncle's house.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Maybe you'll buy the offer.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
From you a thornys. Just for friendship's sake, I'm going
to make you another offer.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
You can bang your head against my living room wall
free of charge.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
Missus Burnsmith saying Tune in again next week for another
transcribed adventure of Ozzy and Harriet, starring Ozzy Nelson and
Harriet Hillyard. This is the United States i'm pos's radio.
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Service SI
Speaker 5 (25:04):
SI
We present the amusingly transcribed Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet,
starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hilliard.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
One of the immutable laws of nature is that opposite
to track. Perhaps this is why Ozzy and Harriet were
drawn to each other, because there never was anybody so
opposite is Ozzie. For instance, when Harriet says no, Ozzy
says yes, and when Harriet says yes, Ozzie says no.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And when Harriet says yes and.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, Ozzie says hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Could be.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well, right now, this law is in full operation in
the Nelson household. Concerning a chair and sofa that Harriet
wants to have reupholstered.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
The only reason I want to go to the home
Furnishing and Decorating show is to see the new upholstering material.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Harry, the chair and sofa do not need reupholstering.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Let's talk this over, Comelic.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
Let's hit down, all right, Harriet.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Well still, I'll help you get the spring out of
your back pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Probably wouldn't happen again in a thousand years.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Well, we can't wait that long. Look at the fabric
on the sofa. The morehair's all worn off.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh it's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
No more has more hair than the sofa.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
All right, please, no jokes.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well, I've gotten several estimates. We can have a whole
job done for about two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Two hundred dollars, what's it four?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Fixing up the sofa and share day?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Shall I get your checkbook?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Bomp? David?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This is between your mother and me.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
What's between your mother and me?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We were discussing having the furniture reupholstered.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, you're finally gonna have it done. Huh, well not necessarily?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Not necessarily?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It means if you keep Adam long enough to have
it done.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm just not gonna spend two hundred dollars I have
something done that doesn't need to be done.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Mom, I'm wounded.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Boy, and I'll get the bandages.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I'll stop it, will you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I've made my decisions.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
There's Tony and Catherine.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Let's go all right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But remember now, just because I go the home furnishing
show doesn't mean I'm gonna give in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Of course. Not.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Dear, good night boy, good night, good night.
Speaker 11 (03:00):
Bad where'd the girls go?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Thorny?
Speaker 12 (03:14):
Oh, they're scouting for upholstery material.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not going to do Harriet any good.
Speaker 12 (03:18):
There'll be such a cheapskate, os cheapskate.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Before you give Katherine money for a new dress or
old ones. Been in and out of style three times
and for temper Look, Tony, the last time you rode
for dinner, I noticed you sat on our sofa and
didn't get up for three hours.
Speaker 13 (03:35):
I couldn't the spring was stuck in my back pocket.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I want to show you the most wonderful exhibit.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Now, Harrid, I told you before we left.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
There's a contest in free.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Free.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
Now there's a word that brings a light to his
beady little eye.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Both is right over here.
Speaker 14 (03:52):
Come look the cozy, Comfy Upholstery company. Harriet I ted
on us win one hundred dollars off on re upholstering
any two pieces of furniture.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I leave you with a sharp pencil and your conscience.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Our contest, sir well.
Speaker 12 (04:12):
I just still out the card with your name and
your dress, drop it in the box, and at the
end of the show we'll select the lucky winner will
receive one hundred dollars off on an upholstery job.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh well, there's no reason why I shouldn't en he
can my wife filling out too?
Speaker 15 (04:25):
Just one to a family.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How about your friend here?
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (04:27):
No thanks? We just had out sentry up hosted Thorny Core.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yes, I okay.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Fill one out and you'll give me twice as good
a chance.
Speaker 13 (04:37):
But I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Come on? What harm is there? Why should I aren't
we friends?
Speaker 12 (04:43):
I've been wondering, you know, Harriet talked Katherine to coming
here with her, and already it's cost me a dollar
and a half of tickets and thirty five cents apart
the car.
Speaker 13 (04:52):
What's friendly about that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right, I'll give you the thirty five.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Cents of parking the car.
Speaker 12 (04:56):
If you were a real friend, you would give me
the dollar and a half of the ticket.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Donnie, exactly how high a price do you.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Put on your friendship?
Speaker 11 (05:04):
Shall we say a buck?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Okay, here's your dollar?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Fill out the card?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Friend David, can't you keep the springs pressed down while
I try to tie him?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Got away from me?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Pop? Sorry?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Here, this sofa is just impossible.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Say your pass one spring down?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Two more?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Pop up?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh, Harriet, don't be ridiculous here, yes.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I'll be calling a polster.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
We waited a week for you to win that contact.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well the mailman hasn't been here yet today. Yes, he
have pap nothing for you. Oh oh we've waited this long.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Let's wait a couple more days.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Come in, Darny.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh sure, okay, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (06:06):
What cave in the mail?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Is Flney?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
A notice from the draft board?
Speaker 12 (06:12):
No, a little letter from the KKU the cozy comfy
r Poltry company.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Thorny. We didn't, No, we didn't, but I did.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You did what?
Speaker 12 (06:22):
I won the first prize one hundred dollars off on
the upholstry deal.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
What's the sensational? Why do I tell, Harriet?
Speaker 13 (06:27):
What are you so excited about? I wanted but.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thorney, you filled it out for me.
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Well, yes, I didn't expect to win.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Noah, wait, you can't do this. I gave you a
dollar to fill that card out.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Oh you're mistaken ours. You gave me that dollar for friendship.
But I am your friend some friends. The minute I
went a big prize, you want to horn in on it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Just the second Thorny, you weren't even interested. You said
you didn't need to have anything done.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
That's life, emas has gets look on out.
Speaker 13 (06:59):
Don't blow your car.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You need this, you know darn well I do.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Then you can have.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Hee thanks Toorny.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I have admitted that for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 13 (07:14):
It says right here it's worth a one hundred dollars. You
wouldn't try to cheat me, would you.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Look?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Before i'd give you the money, I'd call up the
company and pay them the full price.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
Well, go ahead of I understand they do good work.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'll be seeing it, Harriet.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Stop laughing.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm sorry if I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, it's not that funny.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Oh you know.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Sorry, he's just teasing you.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You'll eventually give.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It to you. No, he won't.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because my lawyer talked to him about it. I was
just talking to will Thornbury.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
He says, his father's really got you boxed in on
the postry deal.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh he did, did he?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You're gonna give him a hundred dollars up?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Certainly not.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Actually, he's out smart himself. He might have been able
to sell it to me for fifty dollars, but now
I'm not gonna give him a cent for it?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Aren't you cutting off your nose despite your face?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, I've been singing it over and probably everybody who
fills out a card wins first prize.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, they're so busy with everybody else they I haven't
gotten around to me yet.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Could I possibly interest you in calling some other poulstry company?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
All right, let's just be patient and wait for the mailman.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Hello? Is this the Cozy Company?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
A polstery company?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
About three weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Ago I entered your contest at the home show, and
I wondered if I won anything.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
So the name is Nelson, Ozzie Nelson.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Only one first prize?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
And who did you say?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Thornberry? Thank you, Harriett? Yes, sir, all.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right, you want the furniture upholstered three weeks the fast.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Maybe I ought to make.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Some kind of a deal with Donnie.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Contest is on the level. Huh.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I don't want to waste any more time. If
Thorny'll be reasonable, I'll be reasonable.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
That sounds reasonable.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
What's the morning line on his prize?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, his last quotation was sixty five dollars not so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
My right surprize was mine and not according to your lawyer.
He's not my lawyer anymore.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Why don't you go over and talk to Arnie? After all,
your smarter than he is. Oh, Harriet, you're a better
businessman than he is. Well, we can't put anything over
on you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Not a chance, len govern talk to me?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I will ahzi, Yeah, don't sign anything.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Hi, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Just trimming the hedge?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Mind?
Speaker 12 (10:30):
If I get my clippers and join him, these are
your clippers. In that case, you might as well trim
my side too.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Certainly, Thornie glad to.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Got a phone call this morning on.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Very interesting from the Comfy Cozy Up Poultry Company Cozy Comfy.
Speaker 13 (10:50):
I didn't realize there was a time limit on that prize.
It's up tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Sure.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
I hate to see all that money go to waste.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, the big shame, of course.
Speaker 13 (10:59):
It will really go to waste. Herb uncle will buy
it from me. Herb uncle Camphalage. You nearly snipped off.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
His tie, helping me forty dollars for it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Why didn't you take it? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:11):
I feel a moral obligation to you. After all, it
was you who advised me to fill.
Speaker 13 (11:15):
Out the card.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's why I feel fifteen dollars is a fair price.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Fifteen dollars, that's consulting.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Let's forget the whole thing, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And here trim your own side of the hedge laughing,
how about eighteen.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Dollars twenty Thorny, stop clipping, I mean, stop clipping, and.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'll give you twenty five. And that's my top price.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
Well for friendship's sake.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Okay, it's a deal.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
Nothing until I get the money.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Okay. See was twenty dollars, wasn't it? No, thirty?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It was twenty five? And stopped trying to cheat me.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Here, thank you? Come on over Roger below.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I make a deal yet, Yes, I did it a
pretty good one to do, David.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
I knew you would.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I was just talking to Will and he said his
father was willing.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
To sell the prize for fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, when Harry had wanted to reappolster a sofa and
chair in the living room, Ozzie was against it until
his neighbor Thorny, won a prize at the home show,
entitling him to one hundred dollars discount on an upholstery job.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oozzi has bought the prize from Thorny for twenty five dollars,
and now Thorny is calling the Comfy Cozy.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Postering Company a Cozy Comfy.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The Cozy Comfy a Postering company to arrange to have
the work done.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
That's right, Thornberry. I've decided to use the prize after all.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Would you send a man out to my house today?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's at my house.
Speaker 13 (13:27):
To my house, yes, there'll be somebody home.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Thank him.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Why did you give my address? As?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Everything isn't as simple as you.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
I won the prize, so naturally they expect to find
the furniture in my house.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
All you got to do is move it over here.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Now, look, Thorny, I'll help you load.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It on your back.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You'll help me carry it over here. All right?
Speaker 13 (13:51):
All right, we have friends, aren't we? Well there you.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Are as what time is a man coming, Sarney.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Oh sometime today. Might as well make yourself comfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Uh do you have any matches around here?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Would you mind not smoking?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Oz?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Catherine's having a bridge party here this afternoon. She doesn't
want to get the ashtrays.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Dirty bridge party. You mean the regular group from.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
The woman's club.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's right, the no party while we're here.
Speaker 13 (14:20):
But you tell her will you oz, I'll help pick
you up.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But all these women know us, and if the man
comes while we're here, they'll give the whole thing away.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
Well that's the risk you take when you're too cheap
to buy Harriet a decent up Oak Street.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Josh, wait a.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Second, I've got twenty five dollars in this well.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
If it's all right with Catherine, she can have her
friends over at our house.
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Oh good, then I won't have to borrow your bridge table.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You've still got it, would you mind carrying it over
to your house?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Darney?
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Okay, okay, you wait here with Harriet.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Ozzie, why don't you sit down? You're wearing a track
in the car well.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
It's Thorny's carpet. That's keeping that upholstery man.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You suppose Thorny could have tipped him off, Oh, don't
be silly. Well I don't trust it.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
What do you suppose he's doing over in our house
same thing you're doing in his house?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
You mean he's been going into our refrigerator?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Will you please relax?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
How about what?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We can see everything that goes on in our living
room right.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
From here, not without binoculars.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
They're right here under the chair. No wonder Thorny knows
everything that goes on in our house.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
He's been spying on us.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
He has to.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hey, when I look through these binoculars, I can see
Thorny taking cigars out of my humidor where's the phone line?
Is busy?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
You dial Corny's number?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well, naturally i'm calling. Oh, oh, yes, Harriet, what's our number?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh? Our phone is busy? Where are those binoculars?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He's on the phone, Harriet. He's talking long distance.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
How can you tell?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I can't for sure, but he looks like he's talking
long distance.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
He's shouting. He shouldn't be using our phone.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You're using his.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
WHOA, that's different?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
What's different about it?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, I'm not calling long distance.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Well it will make you happy, dear, call somebody long distance.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I wouldn't do such a sneaky thing.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I wonder if my brother, New Jersey is home.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Thorney's off the phone.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Now tell him a thing too, Nelson residents. This is
Thorny Nelson speaking Thorney.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Will you please leave my cigars alone? And who were
you talking to.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
On the phone? Your brother in your Jersey? What did
you call him for?
Speaker 11 (17:28):
He called you?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
But you weren't here. I know I wasn't here. Well, anyway,
keep away from my cigars. If you want to use
my binoculars, ask my permission first.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
We'll keep your hands out of my things, and don't
use the telephone.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I told him. What's he doing now, Harriet?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Pulling down the.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Shade bridge parties over?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I saw the women leave a half hour ago. Why
doesn't Thorny come back? Where's the man from the upholsterers?
Why doesn't Thorny put the shade up? Look, there's a
light in our bedroom.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Hello, mister Thornberry.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well that depends who is this.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I'm the upholsterer.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh oh, yes, from the company, Cozy Upholstering Company.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah, Cozy company.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, either way, this is the Thornberry residence. I've been
waiting for you all afternoon, and so.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Is Missus Nelson. This is Thornberry. Are you coming over? Well,
I'm sorry, mister Thornberry, but I'm running a little behind schedule.
Would you be home after dinner?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, justman, and I'll ask Missus Nelson, Missus Nelson Thornberry.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Marriott. Will we be here after dinner? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
We may be here for years Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yes, we'll be here after dinner.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Fine, I'll come over after dinner.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
You better call Thorny and tell him.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh yes, Why doesn't he answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It'll take a little while to get up from the cellar.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The cellar. What's he doing down there, Thorny?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Thorny?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Why don't you answer the phone? We'll answer it.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Okay, Hello Thorny? Oh hello, was I just talking to you?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What were you doing in my cellar?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Getting my rake, my home, my p on the fishing rod.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I loaned you last July.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Well you stay out of there. Look, we'd like to
get back into our house. We're expecting people for dinner,
and Catherine's got to get it started.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, she can't do that. The upholstery man just phoned
and he's coming here right after dinner.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I can't help him.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Now, what's the trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
They've got dinner guests and Catherine wants to get started.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
We better get back to your own house. I've got
to get dinner started too.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Well, we can't.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, Carrie, could you fix dinner over here and let
Katherine have her dinner party over there?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
I suppose so, if it's okay with Catherine.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
It'll be okay with Catherine, Okay, Thorney. Oh, by the way,
don't bother to come over.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I know where everything is.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
What's so funny over there?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, when we were over there, mister Thornberry was doing
his imitation of you.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It couldn't have been that funny.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
I don't know. He was wearing a lampshade and getting
big laughs. Oh, I'll get it.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Hello, Yes, this is a Thornberry residence. Oh, I see,
but you'll be here for sure?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
All right?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is that the upholstery man? When's he coming?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Eight o'clock tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Did you spill anything?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
No, I've learned my invitation of Harriet Thorny.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
The upholstery man isn't coming until eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
We'd like to get to bed.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Oh god, I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
To break up the party.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You had it a little part. Come on over.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I want to get some sleep. We've got to be
back here by eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Why don't you get to sleep there?
Speaker 13 (22:00):
You'll buy my pajama to the top door.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Well, good morning, I oh, Hier Thorny.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
I think it was safe to come over. I just
saw the guy leave with your furniture.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well, I hope they do a good job.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
I'm sure they will.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
It's a very reliable firm.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well they're sure charging enough one hundred and seventy five dollars.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
Yes, but you're saving one hundred because of me.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm saving seventy five. Don't forget I paid you twenty five.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Well, at least we're getting the furniture upholstered at last.
Speaker 13 (22:47):
Oh here, I brought your mail over to you.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Wasn't that nice of me? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Anything interesting?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It probably not.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Wait a minute, what's this? Dear mister Nelson. We are
sorry you did not win first prize in our contest. However,
you were kind enough.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
To enter it, and, in an endeavor.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
To make new friends, the Cozy Company Upholstery.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Company is giving you one hundred dollars off on the
reupholstering of any two pieces of living room furniture.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Well, dear, we've never slept over the duncle's house.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Maybe you'll buy the offer.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
From you a thornys. Just for friendship's sake, I'm going
to make you another offer.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
You can bang your head against my living room wall
free of charge.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
Missus Burnsmith saying Tune in again next week for another
transcribed adventure of Ozzy and Harriet, starring Ozzy Nelson and
Harriet Hillyard. This is the United States i'm pos's radio.
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Service SI
Speaker 5 (25:04):
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