December 11, 2024 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, everybody, Just carry it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Nelson.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Here's a word of advice to all mothers. Do you
have trouble getting your boys to come to lunch on time? Well,
here's something that works great at our house.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
David Ricky, first call for lunch. We're having Hines cream
of tomato soup.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Your mom, see what I mean?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You know it's good because it's fine the HJ. Heines Company,
makers of fifty seven varieties of fine.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Foods for over eighty years. Is that the end?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Musing transcribed Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Entire Nelson family.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Ozzie and Harriet, David and Ricky.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, let's look in at the Nelson household and see
what they have on tamp Forloris this week.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't see Ozzie and Harriet.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Anyplace, but there's David and Ricky.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And David stretched out on the floor taking it easy,
and Ricky seems.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To be reading the funnies to him.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Then in the last box, the captain says, I'll give
a good spanking for pulling the inspector's beard.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
And what is rawl saying?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Ha ha ha?
Speaker 9 (01:57):
Now Jimmy Cherry and the pirates, Oh, come on, David
read him yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I hope be so ungrateful.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
I used to read them to you, didn't I yeah,
but that was before I could read it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Decided to have to make out my report?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
What report?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We have a club meeting tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'm the treasure big deal? What do you need a
treasure for?
Speaker 10 (02:16):
You?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't have any money?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's how much you know about it? How much you
got the treasury?
Speaker 8 (02:22):
We got plenty, boy, I'll get We got it hid
in a swell place too, boy, you'll ever find it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Who wants it? Where is it?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Not allowed to tell? The club secret?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay? Who wants to know?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Who was my idea to meet one?
Speaker 11 (02:40):
Too?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Boy?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hi fellas hi bram hy pop.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I might as well tell you because you're gonna find
it out pretty soon. Anyway. What's this find treasure of
our club?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Big deal? O?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm the only treasurer too.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
The only treasure. How many presidents do you have?
Speaker 12 (02:59):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Eight presidents?
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Six vice presidents? For secret carries him? Two gholies?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
What are goolies?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What's the thing we made up? When we got through
with the election.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
There were two members that weren't elected to anything, So
we made up that they were goolied.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ah, that sounds like a good idea. Every member of
the club's an officer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Huh yeah, and I'm the only treasurer.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, that's quite an honor.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Thanks Pop. I'd rather be a ghoolie.
Speaker 13 (03:32):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
David. Being treasure of a club's a big responsibility. Oh, Pop, Yes,
it is. Shows that the other members of Ricky's club
have a great deal of respect for him. Means that
they trust him and consider him better qualified than anybody
else for the responsibility of the position.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And besides, nobody else won the job.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Hey, your fellows a better hurry up, okay, mom, go on,
money bags?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, David shoving.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Long, So long, my boy, goodbye boys.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What was the big discussion about?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Rick was telling me about some clubbies. Then it seems
they've elected him treasurer.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Speaking of treasure I have to run downtown for a
few things.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Do you have any money? Let's see, you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Took ten dollars yesterday. Did you spend all of it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Or don't you know?
Speaker 13 (04:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't like the implications of that remark. I may
act like I'm careless with money and look like I'm
careless with money, and some people may think I'm careless
with money, and you know why, because you're careless with money.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
All.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I've always got to figure it out my head. I
have to keep figuring in adding all the time. I
know just how much money I've got in my pocket
right now, I believe you. Go ahead ask me how
much I've got in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
But I told you, boyhead, asked me, how much money
have you got in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Right now? I thought you catch me, didn't you? The
second if they get out three and five and it's
eight and ten and twenty exactly thirty eight cents, is
that all you have?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Thirty eight cents?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, there it is twenty thirty thirty five thirty seven.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
No, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I weighed myself.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Thirty seven cents left out of ten dollars. Would you
buy an automobile?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, And so it happens. I can explain every penny. No,
I was only kid. I don't know what a minute
I'd rather Let's see. First, I went to the garage
and had the car filled up with gas. I was
three and a half six and a half to go.
Then I met Thorny. That cost me about a dollar
and a half. Two cheese sound just too chocolate malteds,
two pieces of pie, and the check was under my plate.
(05:53):
I think I was framed.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's five.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Then I went down the emporium and bought a shirt
they were on sale. That was three and a half.
After that, I stopped in at the hardware store to
get a pad block for the garage. Oh, I got
a flashlight that shines red and green. That's something we need,
oh desperately, would say nothing?
Speaker 14 (06:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I also found a set of wrenches for the car
and a box of magic crystals for the fireplace. They
make the fire burn all different colors.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It's quite an idea.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
All I came to.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
About four dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What about the padlock, Well, I'll pick.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That up next time. Then I stopped at the drug
store on the way home, and I bought some toothpaste
and a can of shoe polish and some magazines, which
came to a little over two dollars.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
There you figure it out.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I have.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've been riding it down all together. You spent about
fifteen dollars a d fifteen.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, No, must have made a mistake. I only had
ten dollars with.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Me see gasoline three and a half thorny and the sandwich.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Is a dollar and a half.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, that's five.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Shirt at the emporium three and a half. After that
temptation at the hardware store.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Four dollars, that's twelve and a half, and.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Two dollars and something at the drug store that makes
it about fifteen. Not bad for starting out with ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You know, some clerk must have.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Given you too much change, Shay, that's it, That's exactly
what happened. The girl at the emporium gave me five
dollars too much change, and I bought the shirt. How
do you know? Well, I remember now, I gave her
a five dollar bill and she gave me change for ten.
She was very busy, and she was waiting on two
or three customers at the same time.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm positive? In fact, I remember looking at my wallet
and thinking I had too much money at the time.
How about that gave me change for a ten instead
of a five.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, I'm going downtown now. How did you go with me?
And you can stop in and return to five dollars
right now? I mean, it'll save a trip later.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay. The only thing though, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It isn't easy. We just have to remember it isn't
our money.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, yes, anywhy is that? It's just just what do
you have?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Five dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm going to shop here at the emporium and then
go across the street. Do you want to wait for me?
Speaker 10 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Why don't you go ahead and I'll see at home later?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
So she says to me he's a swell guy, but
he never wants to take me out.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And I said, well that's the trouble. Oh just a second,
and what can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh wasn't there another girl working at this counter yesterday?
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yes, that's ingrid mahoney. She isn't here anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh well, I bought a shirt here yesterday and she
made a mistake.
Speaker 11 (08:54):
All adjustments you made on the third floor upstairs.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So she says to me, what would you me?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, well, this miss mahoney made a mistake in the change.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I'm sorry, but all adjustments you made on the third
floor upstairs. So she says to me, what would you
do to you were me here? She's going to study
with a fellow who won't take her out. Another fellow
is trying to take her out.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So what she's going to do?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Tell her to go upstairs.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
All adjustments are made on.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
The third floor. How do you do, sir?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
How do you do? Is this the adjustment office?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
It is.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Won't you sit down?
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
He Is there anything I can do for you?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My name is Nelson. I bought a shirt here yesterday
and the girl gave me the wrong change.
Speaker 16 (09:52):
You're supposed to count your change before you leave the counter.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
There's a sign right there in black and white.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, yes, I know, but it happens I hurry.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
We can't be responsible if you were in a hurry.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, no, no, I only now.
Speaker 16 (10:04):
Let's be cool and practical about this here. How do
you know you didn't make a mistake?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, I checked and double checked. Perhaps you were confused, No,
I wasn't confused. I don't get confused about things like that.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Then why didn't you read the side?
Speaker 16 (10:19):
We can't go making good every time somebody says he
was short changed.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, no, I wasn't short change. I got five dollars
too much.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
You weren't confused. You don't get confused. Now do you
know what you just said.
Speaker 16 (10:35):
Why you said the girl gave you five dollars too much?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Well, that's right, she did.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
And now I'm confused. You say you got five dollars
too much?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Then what's your complaint?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I want to return the five dollars.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
What's your racket, Bud, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Got any racket. I came in here to give you
back the five dollars.
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Like please, story, mister Nelson, do you think I believe
for one moment that any human being with a mentality
higher than an orangu tang would return money to a
department store.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Now, look, I didn't come here to be called an orangutang.
Here's your five dollars. Goodbye?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Come back here.
Speaker 16 (11:25):
Don't you dare leave that five dollar bill on my desk.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But that's the five dollars the girl gave me.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
You can't leave it here. You can't.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I just told you it's your five dollars.
Speaker 16 (11:34):
I never admitted that you haven't got any witnesses.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Look, all I want to do is give you this
money and go home. Now here's your five dollars.
Speaker 12 (11:40):
Can now, look, mister Nelson, you can't do this to me.
Speaker 16 (11:43):
Do walk to you to mister Nelson, you look like
a reasonable man.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Try to see my shide of it. Good books are
already balanced for yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
This five dollar bill will throw them off.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
It'll be all for a month, for the semi annual audit,
for the yearly balance sheet. The auditors will be You're
at the end of the year, and here I am unbalanced.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't find out in a minute.
Speaker 16 (12:06):
You can't put anything over on those fellows?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Do I tell them?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You can't believe that five dollar here?
Speaker 10 (12:12):
You care?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Okay, okay, if you feel that way about it, I'll
keep the five dollars.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Thank you, mister Nelson. If there's ever anything I can
do for you in.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Red, that's all right, just forget it.
Speaker 16 (12:28):
Here here's a calendar and a courtesy card entitling you
to an hour's free parking.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Thank you, mister Nelson.
Speaker 16 (12:37):
It's been a pleasure to meet a man as understanding
and accommodating as you. Oh, that's perfectly all right, and
I hope you won't take it personally if I make
a suggestion. And what's that Either count or change before
you leave the camera, or don't count it at all.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So I took the five dollars and came home.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's the silliest thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I audued with them, man, I pleaded with him, had Roy.
You can't force the man accept money if he does
want to take it. He said it would mix up
their accounting system. I even laid it on his desk,
and he threw it right back at me. Oh here,
here's a calendar he gave me.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But why didn't you give the five dollars to the
girl who made the mistake originally?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh, didn't I tell you? She doesn't work there anymore.
This is kind of a cute calendar at back. Isn't
it a shame? This November isn't bad?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Imagine skiing in a costume like that, Firing a girl
just because she gave you the wrong change?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, say that never occurred to me. Do you think
she was fired?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
She was there yesterday and she gave you five dollars
too much change, and she's not working there today.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh gee, poor girl. Well a wait, it isn't my fault.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Oh I know, it's just a shame.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's all her prop.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Hi Mom, Hello, hello boys?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Something wrong?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, no, nothing, really, David.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Some girl in a department store made a mistake and
gave your father too much change and she got fired
for it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Glin gollee.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Poor girl, poor girl, poor girl.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well it wasn't my fault.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, of course not, dear.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How could you help it?
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
How could you help it?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why didn't you count you change?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I was in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The girl probably had to make up the five dollars
and lost her job.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Besides, Will Fungry was telling me about a girl who
lost her job last week and tried to.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Jump in the river. David, this just happened yesterday. What's
everybody making such a big thing about this? It wasn't
my fault and I went back to the store and
tried to straighten it out. Now let's all forget about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Can we go out park?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Certainly?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Go ahead, hey, David, Yeah, let's go down the river
and watch.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
And now let's see what's going on with Ozzie and Harriet.
As we rejoined them. Ozzie's out in the bankyard staring
into space, when along comes neighbor Thornberry.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hi, uh, hell, Tharnie.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
What are you so worried about? You look as if
you'd lost your last friend.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Honestly, Thorny, I can get in. No, you wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
Oh, come on, Oz, cut it off.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You know I'm always interested in anything.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It all started when I went down to the emplorium
to buy a couple of shirts as a sales girl
awaited just a minute.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
Maybe it's best that you don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Will You asked me to tell you, so now you're
gonna hear it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Okay, let's go ahead. You were saying, this beautiful sales
girl waited on you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yes, this beautiful set. Now wait a minute. I didn't
say that.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I bought a white shirt and this girl gave me
five dollars too much change. I don't know why I
didn't catch the mistake at the time.
Speaker 14 (16:25):
I gotta stand, Oz, you don't have to explain, understand.
Why fight it, Oz, old boy? Fight what this mad infatuation?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That look, farnny, All I did was to go in
and buy a white It's very obvious.
Speaker 12 (16:40):
You don't have to explain to me. There's a bit
of a mad beast in every man, but.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You've just got to fight it all for good.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Did you read this month's cousin Pologle?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
No, I did.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Well, maybe it was last month. Anyway, there was a
story there, and the parallel is amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Look, Thornny, fight it. I don't want to fight it.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (17:00):
Did Harriet suggest that you find out the girl's name
and give back the five dollars?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, she didn't.
Speaker 12 (17:07):
Here you what where am I? Or she understands she
sees the danger as we got to face it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Ever since the beginning of.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Time, women have had intuition about these things. How can
you take this story I was reading in the American Weekly.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, no, no, it's Cosmopolita.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
It was a different one.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
It seems there was this girl and this man a
forty Wait a.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Minute, will you please before you change the subject. You
really think that that Harriet might might be a little uh?
I mean you really think so?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
She didn't.
Speaker 14 (17:39):
Wouldn't she be the first to suggest that you find
out where this girl lives.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
And take the money over to her.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
Or she'd come right out and say, ivey.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yes, Thorney, ovey. You know I've just been thinking this
thing over.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Why don't you find out where this girl lives and
take the money over to her.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, that's a wonderful idea, Harriet only thing is you
just set women's intuition back two thousand years.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I can't understand it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, don't look so disappointed, tharneye fight it, Oh boy, fight.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
It had a pardon me?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh what can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, there was a girl working here yesterday named Ingrid Mahoney. Yes,
could you give me her name and address?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Her name and address?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh, I mean I have her name, but I want
her address.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Say, weren't you the same fellow who was here this
morning asking about Ingrid?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I am, Well, let me interest you to know she's
going steady.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, I don't care about that.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
She a regular caveman.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All I want is Ingrid Mahoney's address.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Why is it as soon as a girl goes steady
all the fellas get interested in her.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, I don't know, but that isn't what I have
in mind.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Find lots of girls who aren't going steady.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I'm not going steady.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm afraid you misunderstand. You see, I'm already married.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Oh do you buy a chance ever read Cosmopolitan magazine? I?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, No, I mean I'm familiar with the story you're
talking about. But really, I'm here on strictly a business matter.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Oh darn, Why is it every wolf I met turns
out to be a copper spaniel?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Would you please listen to me for a moment. I
bought a shirt here yesterday. Well, the adjustment depart I've
already been upstairs to the adjustment department. All I want
now is to find out where this girl lives so
I can give her back the five dollars. It's as
simple as all that.
Speaker 11 (19:56):
Oh, yes, I see good. But if I were you,
sir Iron, stick to the cavemanline. It works much better
with us girl.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So that's a good idea. Listen, babe, you got Anger
Mahoney's address.
Speaker 15 (20:20):
Yes, sir, give to me, Yes, sir, twenty five Chestnut Street.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Thanks so long, touts.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh heimen yourself big and strong. That's why I love
your hymen.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
So you love me again, Ingluden, I love.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Your hymen, said again.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I love your hymen, said again, I love your hymen.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I do hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Believe me, I do.
Speaker 17 (21:23):
If I have a kitchen, the other guy looking at you,
I will tear him in half like this, not another
telephone book.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You see.
Speaker 17 (21:35):
I love you more than anything, honest, I do well.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I'm very flattered to be sure that I wish you
would console your jealousy.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's getting to be very embarvancing.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
I can't help being jealous you, you know that, Ingrid.
If only I could submerge my physical side. There's no
use when I see another man interested.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
In you, I just go he's not a classified.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
O Heiman, Who could that?
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Be?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Quite sure?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Come in to Jomy Belton, I beg.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Your pardon, is miss Ingrid Mahon?
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh there you are, Ingrid.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
What is the middle of this, honest Hyman?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I never seen him before?
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yes, don't you remember me from the store yesterday? The
thirty three sleeved sixteen neck.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Down?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Hymen? Look, I get this man is a stranger.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Well well, yes, in a way. But don't you remember
at the store yesterday I gave you a five and
you evidently gave me change for a ten. Wy don't
you five dollars shorten your account?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I was no such a thing, are you sure?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Mentally I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And now if you don't mind, you have made Hyman cross.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Now now please believe me, Hyman, Herman, I tell you
she was just to have a girl to me, Oh,
of course, it's just that. To you, she seems so irresistible. Sure,
Oh of course to other man, she's just an ordinary girl,
like thousands of muhammas. I'm please are the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Well what happened?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I couldn't force the five dollars on her, She says
she doesn't remember me, and she doesn't know anything about
any shortage. Well that's it's funny.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
How could five dollars mysteriously pop into your wallet?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I'll see what's that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Under your arm? It's a box of candy for you?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh thank you, dear.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I had to chase all over town to find one
that costs exactly five dollars. I think it's five dollars
found money, and I might as well blow it in.
I'm my best girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Lovely thoughts, Darde, Oh soft sniers, isn't that lucky?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Your favorite kind.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Are good too?
Speaker 10 (24:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yes, Ricky told me to remind you that his club
is meeting here today.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Are you a member or something?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, no, you know how kid jar. It's important to him.
He thinks it's important everybody. Hm. I think I'll try
one of those long ones now. Oh there you are,
pap oh oh Ricky, how's some Kenny?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Gee?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Pa?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh here's Kenny's?
Speaker 13 (24:56):
Are good?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Or?
Speaker 10 (24:58):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Ton?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Do you have your fall out in your pocket?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Or yes?
Speaker 16 (25:02):
I do?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Why Remember I told you I was the club treasure?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah? What about it?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
We have five dollars in the treasury and I put
it in your wallet so I wouldn't lose it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Can I have a die?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Tho?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Ricky, you better go out and fill a buster your
club for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Your dad's trying to cough up five dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well, rick we sure got that five dollars just in time,
didn't we.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We sure did.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The fellows were getting tired of listening to me stalling.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Them off by See that shows you what resourcefulness can do.
I don't like a brag, but when your old dad's
up against it, you can usually depend upon him to
figure out some way. What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh it's only David. I guess you just found out
what happened to his pee banks?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Another Martin, Harriet got a Buddy Jay Heinz Company starring
Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Llior.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And remember hind selter condets. You get twice a mute
by adding an equal part of milk or what not?
Such me fine me.
Speaker 11 (26:38):
Too like one.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Appearing in support of Monzie and Harriet were their two sons,
David and Rickey Nelson, John Brown, Sarah Berner, Sheldon Leonard,
Paula wins Law, Frank Nelson.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
And Yours truly Burnsmith.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Original music was Your Post and conducted by Billy Mays.
Song focus is Dozzi saying good Night with the boorn
Nelson's on the fifty seven brid
Hi, everybody, Just carry it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Nelson.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Here's a word of advice to all mothers. Do you
have trouble getting your boys to come to lunch on time? Well,
here's something that works great at our house.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
David Ricky, first call for lunch. We're having Hines cream
of tomato soup.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Your mom, see what I mean?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You know it's good because it's fine the HJ. Heines Company,
makers of fifty seven varieties of fine.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Foods for over eighty years. Is that the end?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Musing transcribed Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Entire Nelson family.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Ozzie and Harriet, David and Ricky.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, let's look in at the Nelson household and see
what they have on tamp Forloris this week.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't see Ozzie and Harriet.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Anyplace, but there's David and Ricky.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And David stretched out on the floor taking it easy,
and Ricky seems.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To be reading the funnies to him.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Then in the last box, the captain says, I'll give
a good spanking for pulling the inspector's beard.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
And what is rawl saying?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Ha ha ha?
Speaker 9 (01:57):
Now Jimmy Cherry and the pirates, Oh, come on, David
read him yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I hope be so ungrateful.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
I used to read them to you, didn't I yeah,
but that was before I could read it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Decided to have to make out my report?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
What report?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We have a club meeting tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'm the treasure big deal? What do you need a
treasure for?
Speaker 10 (02:16):
You?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't have any money?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's how much you know about it? How much you
got the treasury?
Speaker 8 (02:22):
We got plenty, boy, I'll get We got it hid
in a swell place too, boy, you'll ever find it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Who wants it? Where is it?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Not allowed to tell? The club secret?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay? Who wants to know?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Who was my idea to meet one?
Speaker 11 (02:40):
Too?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Boy?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hi fellas hi bram hy pop.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I might as well tell you because you're gonna find
it out pretty soon. Anyway. What's this find treasure of
our club?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Big deal? O?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm the only treasurer too.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
The only treasure. How many presidents do you have?
Speaker 12 (02:59):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Eight presidents?
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Six vice presidents? For secret carries him? Two gholies?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
What are goolies?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What's the thing we made up? When we got through
with the election.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
There were two members that weren't elected to anything, So
we made up that they were goolied.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ah, that sounds like a good idea. Every member of
the club's an officer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Huh yeah, and I'm the only treasurer.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, that's quite an honor.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Thanks Pop. I'd rather be a ghoolie.
Speaker 13 (03:32):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
David. Being treasure of a club's a big responsibility. Oh, Pop, Yes,
it is. Shows that the other members of Ricky's club
have a great deal of respect for him. Means that
they trust him and consider him better qualified than anybody
else for the responsibility of the position.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And besides, nobody else won the job.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Hey, your fellows a better hurry up, okay, mom, go on,
money bags?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, David shoving.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Long, So long, my boy, goodbye boys.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What was the big discussion about?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Rick was telling me about some clubbies. Then it seems
they've elected him treasurer.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Speaking of treasure I have to run downtown for a
few things.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Do you have any money? Let's see, you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Took ten dollars yesterday. Did you spend all of it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Or don't you know?
Speaker 13 (04:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't like the implications of that remark. I may
act like I'm careless with money and look like I'm
careless with money, and some people may think I'm careless
with money, and you know why, because you're careless with money.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
All.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I've always got to figure it out my head. I
have to keep figuring in adding all the time. I
know just how much money I've got in my pocket
right now, I believe you. Go ahead ask me how
much I've got in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
But I told you, boyhead, asked me, how much money
have you got in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Right now? I thought you catch me, didn't you? The
second if they get out three and five and it's
eight and ten and twenty exactly thirty eight cents, is
that all you have?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Thirty eight cents?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, there it is twenty thirty thirty five thirty seven.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
No, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I weighed myself.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Thirty seven cents left out of ten dollars. Would you
buy an automobile?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, And so it happens. I can explain every penny. No,
I was only kid. I don't know what a minute
I'd rather Let's see. First, I went to the garage
and had the car filled up with gas. I was
three and a half six and a half to go.
Then I met Thorny. That cost me about a dollar
and a half. Two cheese sound just too chocolate malteds,
two pieces of pie, and the check was under my plate.
(05:53):
I think I was framed.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's five.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Then I went down the emporium and bought a shirt
they were on sale. That was three and a half.
After that, I stopped in at the hardware store to
get a pad block for the garage. Oh, I got
a flashlight that shines red and green. That's something we need,
oh desperately, would say nothing?
Speaker 14 (06:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I also found a set of wrenches for the car
and a box of magic crystals for the fireplace. They
make the fire burn all different colors.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It's quite an idea.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
All I came to.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
About four dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What about the padlock, Well, I'll pick.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That up next time. Then I stopped at the drug
store on the way home, and I bought some toothpaste
and a can of shoe polish and some magazines, which
came to a little over two dollars.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
There you figure it out.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I have.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've been riding it down all together. You spent about
fifteen dollars a d fifteen.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, No, must have made a mistake. I only had
ten dollars with.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Me see gasoline three and a half thorny and the sandwich.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Is a dollar and a half.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, that's five.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Shirt at the emporium three and a half. After that
temptation at the hardware store.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Four dollars, that's twelve and a half, and.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Two dollars and something at the drug store that makes
it about fifteen. Not bad for starting out with ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You know, some clerk must have.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Given you too much change, Shay, that's it, That's exactly
what happened. The girl at the emporium gave me five
dollars too much change, and I bought the shirt. How
do you know? Well, I remember now, I gave her
a five dollar bill and she gave me change for ten.
She was very busy, and she was waiting on two
or three customers at the same time.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm positive? In fact, I remember looking at my wallet
and thinking I had too much money at the time.
How about that gave me change for a ten instead
of a five.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, I'm going downtown now. How did you go with me?
And you can stop in and return to five dollars
right now? I mean, it'll save a trip later.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay. The only thing though, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It isn't easy. We just have to remember it isn't
our money.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, yes, anywhy is that? It's just just what do
you have?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Five dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm going to shop here at the emporium and then
go across the street. Do you want to wait for me?
Speaker 10 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Why don't you go ahead and I'll see at home later?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
So she says to me he's a swell guy, but
he never wants to take me out.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And I said, well that's the trouble. Oh just a second,
and what can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh wasn't there another girl working at this counter yesterday?
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yes, that's ingrid mahoney. She isn't here anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh well, I bought a shirt here yesterday and she
made a mistake.
Speaker 11 (08:54):
All adjustments you made on the third floor upstairs.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So she says to me, what would you me?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, well, this miss mahoney made a mistake in the change.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I'm sorry, but all adjustments you made on the third
floor upstairs. So she says to me, what would you
do to you were me here? She's going to study
with a fellow who won't take her out. Another fellow
is trying to take her out.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So what she's going to do?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Tell her to go upstairs.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
All adjustments are made on.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
The third floor. How do you do, sir?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
How do you do? Is this the adjustment office?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
It is.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Won't you sit down?
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
He Is there anything I can do for you?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My name is Nelson. I bought a shirt here yesterday
and the girl gave me the wrong change.
Speaker 16 (09:52):
You're supposed to count your change before you leave the counter.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
There's a sign right there in black and white.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, yes, I know, but it happens I hurry.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
We can't be responsible if you were in a hurry.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, no, no, I only now.
Speaker 16 (10:04):
Let's be cool and practical about this here. How do
you know you didn't make a mistake?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, I checked and double checked. Perhaps you were confused, No,
I wasn't confused. I don't get confused about things like that.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Then why didn't you read the side?
Speaker 16 (10:19):
We can't go making good every time somebody says he
was short changed.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, no, I wasn't short change. I got five dollars
too much.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
You weren't confused. You don't get confused. Now do you
know what you just said.
Speaker 16 (10:35):
Why you said the girl gave you five dollars too much?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Well, that's right, she did.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
And now I'm confused. You say you got five dollars
too much?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Then what's your complaint?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I want to return the five dollars.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
What's your racket, Bud, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Got any racket. I came in here to give you
back the five dollars.
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Like please, story, mister Nelson, do you think I believe
for one moment that any human being with a mentality
higher than an orangu tang would return money to a
department store.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Now, look, I didn't come here to be called an orangutang.
Here's your five dollars. Goodbye?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Come back here.
Speaker 16 (11:25):
Don't you dare leave that five dollar bill on my desk.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But that's the five dollars the girl gave me.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
You can't leave it here. You can't.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I just told you it's your five dollars.
Speaker 16 (11:34):
I never admitted that you haven't got any witnesses.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Look, all I want to do is give you this
money and go home. Now here's your five dollars.
Speaker 12 (11:40):
Can now, look, mister Nelson, you can't do this to me.
Speaker 16 (11:43):
Do walk to you to mister Nelson, you look like
a reasonable man.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Try to see my shide of it. Good books are
already balanced for yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
This five dollar bill will throw them off.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
It'll be all for a month, for the semi annual audit,
for the yearly balance sheet. The auditors will be You're
at the end of the year, and here I am unbalanced.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't find out in a minute.
Speaker 16 (12:06):
You can't put anything over on those fellows?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Do I tell them?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You can't believe that five dollar here?
Speaker 10 (12:12):
You care?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Okay, okay, if you feel that way about it, I'll
keep the five dollars.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Thank you, mister Nelson. If there's ever anything I can
do for you in.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Red, that's all right, just forget it.
Speaker 16 (12:28):
Here here's a calendar and a courtesy card entitling you
to an hour's free parking.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Thank you, mister Nelson.
Speaker 16 (12:37):
It's been a pleasure to meet a man as understanding
and accommodating as you. Oh, that's perfectly all right, and
I hope you won't take it personally if I make
a suggestion. And what's that Either count or change before
you leave the camera, or don't count it at all.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So I took the five dollars and came home.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's the silliest thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I audued with them, man, I pleaded with him, had Roy.
You can't force the man accept money if he does
want to take it. He said it would mix up
their accounting system. I even laid it on his desk,
and he threw it right back at me. Oh here,
here's a calendar he gave me.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But why didn't you give the five dollars to the
girl who made the mistake originally?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh, didn't I tell you? She doesn't work there anymore.
This is kind of a cute calendar at back. Isn't
it a shame? This November isn't bad?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Imagine skiing in a costume like that, Firing a girl
just because she gave you the wrong change?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, say that never occurred to me. Do you think
she was fired?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
She was there yesterday and she gave you five dollars
too much change, and she's not working there today.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh gee, poor girl. Well a wait, it isn't my fault.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Oh I know, it's just a shame.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's all her prop.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Hi Mom, Hello, hello boys?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Something wrong?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, no, nothing, really, David.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Some girl in a department store made a mistake and
gave your father too much change and she got fired
for it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Glin gollee.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Poor girl, poor girl, poor girl.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well it wasn't my fault.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, of course not, dear.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How could you help it?
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
How could you help it?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why didn't you count you change?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I was in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The girl probably had to make up the five dollars
and lost her job.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Besides, Will Fungry was telling me about a girl who
lost her job last week and tried to.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Jump in the river. David, this just happened yesterday. What's
everybody making such a big thing about this? It wasn't
my fault and I went back to the store and
tried to straighten it out. Now let's all forget about it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Can we go out park?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Certainly?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Go ahead, hey, David, Yeah, let's go down the river
and watch.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
And now let's see what's going on with Ozzie and Harriet.
As we rejoined them. Ozzie's out in the bankyard staring
into space, when along comes neighbor Thornberry.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hi, uh, hell, Tharnie.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
What are you so worried about? You look as if
you'd lost your last friend.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Honestly, Thorny, I can get in. No, you wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
Oh, come on, Oz, cut it off.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You know I'm always interested in anything.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It all started when I went down to the emplorium
to buy a couple of shirts as a sales girl
awaited just a minute.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
Maybe it's best that you don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Will You asked me to tell you, so now you're
gonna hear it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Okay, let's go ahead. You were saying, this beautiful sales
girl waited on you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yes, this beautiful set. Now wait a minute. I didn't
say that.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I bought a white shirt and this girl gave me
five dollars too much change. I don't know why I
didn't catch the mistake at the time.
Speaker 14 (16:25):
I gotta stand, Oz, you don't have to explain, understand.
Why fight it, Oz, old boy? Fight what this mad infatuation?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That look, farnny, All I did was to go in
and buy a white It's very obvious.
Speaker 12 (16:40):
You don't have to explain to me. There's a bit
of a mad beast in every man, but.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You've just got to fight it all for good.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Did you read this month's cousin Pologle?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
No, I did.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Well, maybe it was last month. Anyway, there was a
story there, and the parallel is amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Look, Thornny, fight it. I don't want to fight it.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (17:00):
Did Harriet suggest that you find out the girl's name
and give back the five dollars?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, she didn't.
Speaker 12 (17:07):
Here you what where am I? Or she understands she
sees the danger as we got to face it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Ever since the beginning of.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Time, women have had intuition about these things. How can
you take this story I was reading in the American Weekly.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, no, no, it's Cosmopolita.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
It was a different one.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
It seems there was this girl and this man a
forty Wait a.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Minute, will you please before you change the subject. You
really think that that Harriet might might be a little uh?
I mean you really think so?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
She didn't.
Speaker 14 (17:39):
Wouldn't she be the first to suggest that you find
out where this girl lives.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
And take the money over to her.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
Or she'd come right out and say, ivey.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yes, Thorney, ovey. You know I've just been thinking this
thing over.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Why don't you find out where this girl lives and
take the money over to her.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, that's a wonderful idea, Harriet only thing is you
just set women's intuition back two thousand years.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I can't understand it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, don't look so disappointed, tharneye fight it, Oh boy, fight.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
It had a pardon me?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh what can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, there was a girl working here yesterday named Ingrid Mahoney. Yes,
could you give me her name and address?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Her name and address?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh, I mean I have her name, but I want
her address.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Say, weren't you the same fellow who was here this
morning asking about Ingrid?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I am, Well, let me interest you to know she's
going steady.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, I don't care about that.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
She a regular caveman.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All I want is Ingrid Mahoney's address.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Why is it as soon as a girl goes steady
all the fellas get interested in her.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, I don't know, but that isn't what I have
in mind.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Find lots of girls who aren't going steady.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I'm not going steady.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm afraid you misunderstand. You see, I'm already married.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Oh do you buy a chance ever read Cosmopolitan magazine? I?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, No, I mean I'm familiar with the story you're
talking about. But really, I'm here on strictly a business matter.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Oh darn, Why is it every wolf I met turns
out to be a copper spaniel?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Would you please listen to me for a moment. I
bought a shirt here yesterday. Well, the adjustment depart I've
already been upstairs to the adjustment department. All I want
now is to find out where this girl lives so
I can give her back the five dollars. It's as
simple as all that.
Speaker 11 (19:56):
Oh, yes, I see good. But if I were you,
sir Iron, stick to the cavemanline. It works much better
with us girl.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So that's a good idea. Listen, babe, you got Anger
Mahoney's address.
Speaker 15 (20:20):
Yes, sir, give to me, Yes, sir, twenty five Chestnut Street.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Thanks so long, touts.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh heimen yourself big and strong. That's why I love
your hymen.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
So you love me again, Ingluden, I love.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Your hymen, said again.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I love your hymen, said again, I love your hymen.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I do hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Believe me, I do.
Speaker 17 (21:23):
If I have a kitchen, the other guy looking at you,
I will tear him in half like this, not another
telephone book.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You see.
Speaker 17 (21:35):
I love you more than anything, honest, I do well.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I'm very flattered to be sure that I wish you
would console your jealousy.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Hymen.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's getting to be very embarvancing.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
I can't help being jealous you, you know that, Ingrid.
If only I could submerge my physical side. There's no
use when I see another man interested.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
In you, I just go he's not a classified.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
O Heiman, Who could that?
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Be?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Quite sure?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Come in to Jomy Belton, I beg.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Your pardon, is miss Ingrid Mahon?
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh there you are, Ingrid.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
What is the middle of this, honest Hyman?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I never seen him before?
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yes, don't you remember me from the store yesterday? The
thirty three sleeved sixteen neck.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Down?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Hymen? Look, I get this man is a stranger.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Well well, yes, in a way. But don't you remember
at the store yesterday I gave you a five and
you evidently gave me change for a ten. Wy don't
you five dollars shorten your account?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I was no such a thing, are you sure?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Mentally I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And now if you don't mind, you have made Hyman cross.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Now now please believe me, Hyman, Herman, I tell you
she was just to have a girl to me, Oh,
of course, it's just that. To you, she seems so irresistible. Sure,
Oh of course to other man, she's just an ordinary girl,
like thousands of muhammas. I'm please are the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Well what happened?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I couldn't force the five dollars on her, She says
she doesn't remember me, and she doesn't know anything about
any shortage. Well that's it's funny.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
How could five dollars mysteriously pop into your wallet?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I'll see what's that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Under your arm? It's a box of candy for you?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh thank you, dear.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I had to chase all over town to find one
that costs exactly five dollars. I think it's five dollars
found money, and I might as well blow it in.
I'm my best girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Lovely thoughts, Darde, Oh soft sniers, isn't that lucky?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Your favorite kind.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Are good too?
Speaker 10 (24:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yes, Ricky told me to remind you that his club
is meeting here today.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Are you a member or something?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, no, you know how kid jar. It's important to him.
He thinks it's important everybody. Hm. I think I'll try
one of those long ones now. Oh there you are,
pap oh oh Ricky, how's some Kenny?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Gee?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Pa?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh here's Kenny's?
Speaker 13 (24:56):
Are good?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Or?
Speaker 10 (24:58):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Ton?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Do you have your fall out in your pocket?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Or yes?
Speaker 16 (25:02):
I do?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Why Remember I told you I was the club treasure?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah? What about it?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
We have five dollars in the treasury and I put
it in your wallet so I wouldn't lose it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Can I have a die?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Tho?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Ricky, you better go out and fill a buster your
club for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Your dad's trying to cough up five dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well, rick we sure got that five dollars just in time,
didn't we.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We sure did.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The fellows were getting tired of listening to me stalling.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Them off by See that shows you what resourcefulness can do.
I don't like a brag, but when your old dad's
up against it, you can usually depend upon him to
figure out some way. What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh it's only David. I guess you just found out
what happened to his pee banks?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Another Martin, Harriet got a Buddy Jay Heinz Company starring
Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Llior.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And remember hind selter condets. You get twice a mute
by adding an equal part of milk or what not?
Such me fine me.
Speaker 11 (26:38):
Too like one.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Appearing in support of Monzie and Harriet were their two sons,
David and Rickey Nelson, John Brown, Sarah Berner, Sheldon Leonard,
Paula wins Law, Frank Nelson.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
And Yours truly Burnsmith.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Original music was Your Post and conducted by Billy Mays.
Song focus is Dozzi saying good Night with the boorn
Nelson's on the fifty seven brid
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