Laughter & Legends - Baba Filth-Giggler - Peak Improv Theater Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, and welcome back to laughter and Legends here on
the pit Pod, Pit Pod, Thepeak improv the It's a podcast.
I am producer Matt and I am once again joined
by a brilliant improviser, a wonderful human being. And I
recently learned that she's a task Master fan, so I'm
gonna have to talk about that later.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's Julia Bossey. Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I do love task Master.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, we want both the listeners, but we will have
to chat off.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Educate them, educate them something awesome. Thanks so much for
coming back to the studio, Julia. Oh, it's a pleasure,
always a pleasure. And I love pit Pod. I love
it every time someone says it, it's so cute to
me because I do imagine a little pit with a
veggie pod coming out.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, cute than I think Ethan's image of it, which
was more like it was a gross pod in a pit.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, I think he's the one that said that.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh maybe maybe I was the one who interpreted it
as like a gross pod, or.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Maybe I just wasn't listening to Ethan. It's all possible.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It could be possible that none of us were listening
to Ethan. Thank you, Ethan. Yeah, so coming up on
this episode, we have another improvised Dungeons and Dragons show,
Laughter and Legends, and Julia, you perform in this show
on the regular. Were you a D and D player
before Laughter and Legends?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Ugh?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Would that I were. I have the sad curse of
being someone who gets into a campaign and then one
or two not episodes, one or two sessions. Oh see,
that's how little I get to play one or two
sessions in it just goes could put or I go
could put. So it is something that I enjoy, like

(01:55):
I love watching comedic improvisers do D and D. I
love listening to comedic improvisers do D and D. So
I oh, it's really great to be an improviser doing
right and without having to deal with battles. Oh my gosh,
I would not like that.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, actually, let's talk about that, because that's one of
the things that makes Laughter and Legends so great. So
unique is all that horrible crunchy combat, which for Dungeons
and Dragons purists, I'm sure you absolutely love it, but
for a live show in front of an audience, it's
not quite so fun.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I can't imagine holding onto people's attention with that.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, trying to keep that entertaining for so long.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, I'm not at that level yet. Maybe I could
work up to it, but not right now.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's a difficult challenge. You have to make like a
twelve funny.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, you really do, and I'm not much funny about at.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Alve a whole lot of to make success. Yeah, what
you're supposed to do with that?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
But fortunately Laughter and Legends has improv games instead of combat.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Thank god. I really love the fact that we also
have audience participating. Yes, and so it always depends on
who's there any given night, like what's going to be
the dynamic or you know, just you can't expect anything.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, especially not in some of these more recent shows
where they get very chaotic and audience participation comes in
a lot of forms. It can be as simple as
offering an advantage from the audience or getting up on
stage and joining in with the improv games and sort
of playing the role of NPCs all the way down
to a full foot race, which I believe is coming

(03:37):
up in a future episode.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, I will forever treasure the image of Casey going
ass over tea kettle. Yeah, and it.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Was so good.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
So you've got that to look forward to next month, listener.
But that is not this episode. This episode, it was
actually the debut of a new character, the debut of Derby,
your character, Juliette. Just before I ask you any other questions,
can we talk about the accent?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yes we can, We definitely should.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, it's a fantastic accent. It's very funny.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I mean the thing I think I told you this
like after the show, I was like, I just realized
as I was starting to do the accent, I was like,
Matt is in the audience, this is maybe the worst decision.
But I just I, in general, I feel like I
gravitate towards Cockney a sence just whenever. It's like a

(04:41):
go to thing for me.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, it's very fantasy as well. I feel like there's
a lot of Cockney accents in fantasy. Really, I think so,
Although now I just think of the Orcs from The
Lord of the Range is all I'm thinking. It's true.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh it really is a classist story.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, it absolutely, But we're not here to solve that.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, no, no, no, But yeah, I just like the idea
of a little roguish, impish character that I'm actually melding
like two characters from another D and D podcast that
I really love calling Rude Tales of Magic, and one
of them is a harpy and the other is an orphan. Okay,

(05:19):
so there's like the rogue like gotta get it all
weird laugh that I do is from one, and then
the actual like adorable cockney is from the other.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I love it. Dobby has been a fantastic edition, and
I hope you know that I was. I was laughing
at the accent with it about four seconds.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
So oh good, Okay. I mean, obviously you don't represent
all British people, especially not Cocknese, but it feels good
to have your approval.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Cool. So I think we should just pretty much actually
before we get into this, Yeah, let's talk about when
listeners can come check out the next Laughter in Life.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
That would be March twenty eighth, Yes, a Friday, end
of March, obviously at the Peak Improv Theater at seven o'clock. Yes,
I would highly recommend buying tickets ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Definitely.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You can get those tickets on Peakimprov dot com. Really easy,
really simple. It's a website. You've used one.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I've used at least two, at least two, at
least two fantastic Yeah, March twenty eighth for the for
the Next Laughter and Legends.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
But it's always the fourth Friday of every month if
you are listening to this in the future.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, so yeah, it's probably going on right now, right
this second. I just wanted to like, you said that
one character was debuted, but in fact I would say
two were because Shiloh was Ambrin the Druid, yes, and
Geo was Rogue the Barbarian.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
They were a fantastic bet. Geo was fantastic, Shiloh was brilliant.
They were so good at.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
That I've enjoyed. I feel like I've never gotten to
really play with them, play with them so much. I
mean kind of in like a class setting, but at
a performance it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I love them as individual people as a like in
addition to improvisers, so that's always a plus.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Definitely, definitely. Yeah, they're great people. I just can't stop
thinking about Geo's low budget muscle seat.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know if anyone if it's explained in the episode,
but Geo stuffed basically two rolled up shirts in his hoodie,
and then they kept falling down and he would proceed
to then just like push them up at like different
parts of his shoulders or like arms. And it was
a really great treat, a really good fun time.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was so good to watch acting the tough guy
whilst repositioning his bicep.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh god, I mean, just Geo the tough guy. He's
the biggest sweetie pie. So yeah, well, actually no, Shiloh
is the biggest. It's I don't know, so many sweet pies,
so many sweety pies.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's too many to count? Should we should we just
set up and introduce this uh this panel of sweety pies?

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Also, Casey was that.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well he was a teenage duncle puff, so yeah, not
as sweets.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
He was not a sweety pie on this occasion. On
this occasion a sweet pie.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh yeah, outside of character, very sweet, very pie.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
So here is the latest quest from Laughter and Legends.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Were looking thriller finish see if this works it, please
make some noise.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
We love her.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
She's not a Gulia, but she is Julia.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
People going here for some reason was that they saying, okay,
all right, he's an angsty wizard. Uh I don't know
what else there is to say about him.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you've seen the show before, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Get for Casey.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Take it in.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
Maybe they made me hiding before, but I'm not hiding now.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Just cargo shorts. That's what I'm under there, That's what's
up there this. Oh yeah, you're at your real half
as nice. We've also got some special gest special guests
joining us this week. He's got the biggest shoulders this
side of the Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Give it up for Geo.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Keeping the trend alive with real muscles that we really
all really have. Yeah, she's probably actually legitimately the strongest
of the everyone here tonight. Please make some noise for show.

(10:10):
So the music got sad and slow and ethan, I'll
be a bunch of passer yes.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
All right, So we're going to play some D n
D here, so straight so I don't have a belly
you whatever, You guys walk to Welcome to being socialized
as a woman. I'm still crossing my legs, all right.

(10:41):
So you guys are let's here.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh you find yourselves after after traveling a long ways?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah just way that way? Where traveling right now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You all briefly disappear from your respected homes. You vanish
while maybe you are asleep, warm by the fire, and
you find yourself me deep in sludge in a stinky,
gaseous bog, a swamp filled with mist and the eerie

(11:22):
sound of banjos on the wing. As you look around,
you see all of these other fine adventurers covered in
muck and goo, wondering.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
How you got there.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And as you do, a large bubble starts to form
in the center of the swamp, rising up and eventually pops.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Excuse me, are you talking to the bubble. From within
the bubble.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Stands a very dapper gentleman wearing a long tailcoat and
a top hat, and he says, greetings, Welcome to Baba
Philth Giggler's Swamp of Woe.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
I'm Reginald.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Please, you have been chosen selected for a very special challenge,
kind of predator esque in nature.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I don't get that.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's fine, I'll explain it. Baba Philth Giggler is the
witch of this swamp. She's cursed this land. Yeah, write
her name down if you can, Gimbler Giggler. She has
chosen you all as heroes, but you honestly just need

(12:47):
to kind of tell me your whole deal, just to
make sure. Sometimes I tell apart the wrong people here
and they suck at surviving. So if you wouldn't mind
just kind of giving me your name. You're like species,
your class, and like general any backstory stuff that's important,
that would be super great.

Speaker 10 (13:08):
I guess I'll start, since I've been talking already, I've
known many names, but right now I'm going by Derby Blue.
I'm a I'm a sneaky little halfling and uh, I
think I know that one's dad.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
You look really familiar, But I knew an older guy
ah that I went to an adventure with before. That
was me weird Sylia. I've been going about on some
pirate adventures lately, so I was at sea. I was

(13:45):
actually about to rock the plank. So this is very
convenient for me.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Thank you, Bama Phils, Giggler, thank you for honoring my mistress,
Chocking Reggie. You can call me Reginald.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
I don't think I will.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
You with the shoulder pads, shoulder growth.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
I don't want to be insensitive. Me me strong, okay,
me strong, but more me smart? Okay.

Speaker 11 (14:20):
Everybody say you strong, No, I say me smart yes,
so they say you barbarian, and I say, no, me Rogue.
My name Rogue.

Speaker 12 (14:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I'm sure we won't get into
any legal trouble for a character being named rogue.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
This sounds good. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Do you have any important backstory stuff we need to
know about?

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (14:56):
Oh yes, meet me read obviously me wall.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
We have close friend, close friend, a close friend who
who helped me with challenging problems like how how do taxes?
You do? So, I'm sorry, you do tax law?

Speaker 13 (15:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Is that what I understand?

Speaker 13 (15:27):
Well, I'm an accountant, so I can kind of give
him a hand.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
You do law? Yes, great transition to you.

Speaker 13 (15:34):
Yeah, sorry, I just had to get in there.

Speaker 14 (15:38):
My name is Ambrin. Picked up this guy in the woods.
He was beating the crap out of like a bank
lock box and I and his hands were just like
they were all bloody and I just had to get
in there and heal them and eventually he got through.

Speaker 13 (15:56):
Yep that I'll help you real quick. But yeah, we're besties.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Yeah, I don't want a bestie. Don't drunk. Well, don't
look at me.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I was like a bestie, was like that, I don't
have a dad.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I would have been your bestie. But I think you
farted near me.

Speaker 15 (16:23):
You know that.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
I was pretty sure you came out of my fart bubble.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I mean maybe that's my bad story.

Speaker 16 (16:34):
No, wait, are you looking at me like I gotta
do my Okay, I got a backstory.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yeah, I'm drunken duncle puff.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
Everybody give it up for me, right, I'm the wrong
recording member of this because I refuse to die.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
I was once the old man. I died and came
back phoenix style as a baby. That's right.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
You missed the last two shows where I had to
wear a diaper. Now I'm wearing a half shirt because
I'm a teenager. That's what teenagers wear, Am I right? Dude?
See my fellow teenager agrees with me.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Very very well. I'm a wizard, you know. For me,
I'm a wizard. I also got a faith because I'm
a teenager. Am I right? Dude? I'm not a teenager, dude.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes, I'd appreciated your stuff talking to all of the
trees in the swamp directly. In any case, you are
all the names that are on my list, so you
are indeed the chosen heroes. And now you shall be
hunted predator style.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
We predator, we predator right. No, it's hard to understand
what the grammar thing going on.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
No, you you pray, Baba filth Giggler, predator. You have
until nightfall to escape, Baba filth Giggler. Of course this
is her swamp. She cursed the land, so really it's
her territory. But if you, if you can survive through
the night, Baba filth Giggler will give you her enchanted house.

(18:26):
It has legs. Oh that's not just an expression.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
It literally has legs.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Legs of what chicken? Long skinny chicken legs? I think
I may Did you know that?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yes, I know, I know this, Baba filth Giggler, which
you speak?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yes, well, she has the good sense to use an
off brand name, not like.

Speaker 11 (18:52):
Rogue rogue, strong name, family name.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Of course, my my apologies.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Please feel free to do whatever you see fit to
survive and escape this horrible bog the swamp of woe
we call it. In any case, I will now depart
the way the same way I came in.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Through the butt, Through the butt. I am so excited
for the reverse of this. Let's see what means in
my experimental face.

Speaker 17 (19:29):
Let's go all right, well, hild O Reginald roles in
net twenty.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Just mention check.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Does that mean it's gonna go in smooth? He slips
in without even noticing.

Speaker 18 (19:42):
Ah, just like he came out.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Impressive butt, Thank you, I got a butt of it.
Do you think it's wow like w h a o
A wow like wo?

Speaker 15 (20:00):
Me?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
No understand?

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Probably probably the dangerous will.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
As you stand in the sort of clearing in the
central part of the swamp here, you can see around
you there there are a bunch of trees that are
sort of twisted and gnarled, poking out of the bog,
and they're all to your west, kind of clustered together.
And the one that talks the teenagers on it, the

(20:32):
tree that's fully an adults man. But I'll also say too,
from here, while while the swamp stretches out around you,
you do notice the smell of the swamp, the stink
of swamp gas is actually seems to be stronger to

(20:53):
the south of where you are today. No, but yeah,
other than that, those are your your two choices, unless
you guys want it's west or south. That's that's our
two choices. Well, if you want to look around. Everything
else just looks like big flat swamp. You get trees,
or you get smelly smell.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
I'm just gonna investigate looking at the west.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
Please, Yeah, I'm gonna investigate looking at the south.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
I investigate, my friends.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Do you want a twenty twenty instead of a twelve?
I want at twenty looking at the west?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Okay? Perfect?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
So you you notice the gnarled trees, and as you
look at them, you can see that they have faces
that are it seems like they're almost like carved or
ripped from the bark, look gnarled.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
As you make eye contact with the trees.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
You you do it sense you get a like a
wave of pressure washes over you, a sense of of
great evil.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Oh let's not go west. I'm going to tell you
right now. It's not a good feeling at all. Rolled
the seventeen.

Speaker 19 (22:13):
But I have a minus five checking out the south
because I am a teenager.

Speaker 16 (22:19):
So minus five is what I got on my investigation skills.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
You should have seen him when he was a baby.
I've hown all right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You from there, all you can smell is it smells
like almost like corpses.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
It's like like a necrotic stink. I'm a sweet so
I kind of like it.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Only you can tell me that I kind of lot.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
The smell from the south, you guys, let's go, Let's
go south. They spatter than west.

Speaker 11 (22:55):
Well, we smell lots of smells, but all of your
smell the most important road.

Speaker 18 (23:08):
Right.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
We love you, I love me the way, Lee, the way, bro?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Where will we go this round?

Speaker 11 (23:19):
We trust you can. I roll up a D twenty
and then that picks the direction from one to five
being one and then six to one four?

Speaker 5 (23:32):
What fame like?

Speaker 6 (23:36):
D four? Your statue period?

Speaker 13 (23:43):
This snow?

Speaker 11 (23:44):
No, I can divide it here it's here, me me
guide foolish team one being north, one being north.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It was between.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
South and west. Welcome. Fuck are we doing? I remember
we last? Yes, yes, this.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
Is what you get for picking rope. I know him,
but he's I.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Have to be sober as a baby. But I'm about
to go.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Get a beer.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
All right, So you guys start heading north through the swamp.
You're you're trudging. The swamp is up to your waists.
At this point, it's late morning. The smell of corpse
stink behind you as you walk, and the sun gets
higher and higher in the sky, you begin to hear
the sound of like like almost like a tinkling or

(24:39):
clinking sound of some sort.

Speaker 16 (24:42):
Follow me, everybody, we're gonna get closer to this audience.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Could you provide some clinking wait for us?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Do you have any jingling?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's yeah, very.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Bad out here?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
What are you getting back?

Speaker 15 (25:17):
Right?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Table glows all right?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Finally in the woods right now. As you walk further
and further north, the sound finally stops and you see
the source of the sound.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
You say, coincidental that you hit something, because what's there
is bones.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Ornaments made of bones dangling from a shack that looks
almost as though it's made of stacked bones.

Speaker 13 (25:53):
Guys just ran into like a chandelier phone.

Speaker 20 (26:00):
Yeah, it's beautiful, just like you. Thank you, you're right,
I'm talking a ho you guys, a child?

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Thank you? Well, yeah, I got just a few.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
You grow, don't worry me money, you few a few
pubs on me sometime.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
I know I've been there before.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
The shack made of bones and the stench of corpses
in the air.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
The least gross.

Speaker 20 (26:42):
You're talking about pubs over here, Dungle Dick or whatever
your name is, I'm just gonna call you dunkle tick now.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
I love it here picole is to my liking. Are
you really into death? No, it's just bones of the collecting.
I'm a collector, like taking.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Things human bones, animal bond road.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
To collect some bones hand Okay, yeah, I mean there's
bones everywhere. Yeah. You grab a big old femur speak
of in me. Do you guys want to go?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
So the shack has a door made out of bones
and these wind chimes made of like smaller animal bones outside.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Do you guys want to check out the shack?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Go in there?

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Do you want to search the area? What do you?

Speaker 19 (27:51):
Can we make songs with the chandle leer legs? Like,
can we play a song, a sweet song on the
outside of this with the with the with the sounds
of these bones. How about you roll to do that
performance performance check?

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Oh god, yeah, to play the music perform as well.
You know it's a plus five.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
I'm so buff.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Eighteen with my plus five?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right?

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You you grab a sort of a triangle shaped winds
chime made of what looks like bird bones, and you
take a what looks like a lizard rib and you.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Start, wait, you canna get to make the song for me?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 21 (28:42):
Slip morist in black mist.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Why as you do that? You give it up?

Speaker 6 (29:01):
That was eighteen performance.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It was such a good song that you noticed that
after the wind has died down and you no longer
hear the sound of bones clanging into each other, once
you play that song, you do hear from inside what
sounds like the shaking and rattling of bones in response
to your music?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Oh wait, are they Are they snapping slash clapping? Or
are they like doing like? Are they like responding with
their own black minds?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
The encounters of a third I mean, only playing more
triangle bones will tell us. I suppose let's all do
it together. Me me, me, No like music?

Speaker 6 (29:46):
No like well like the creative endeavors meet me.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
No, you may.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Sneaky, so you would like music to announce yourself.

Speaker 14 (29:53):
I do not vibe with the whole touching dead animals thing.
I love animals very much, and just seeing their corpses
everywhere is a little much, so I will not be
bringing so.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
You wouldn't be my dead pocket mouse. What do you
have had in your plucket?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I have to.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I guess it needs a friend. The door. The door. Yeah,
let's go investigate the door. What is your name again?
I'm Dobby Bloom Dobby. I love you, Dobby, Dolly.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Dobby.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Adobebby. You look at the door made out of smaller skulls.
You really cool.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It doesn't seem to have a knob, but only an open,
gaping mouth.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
I'm just looking at you. Know you're gonna put something
in it? How'd you know you don't call me pups?
I don't like that. I'm not gonna put it what
you think I'm gonna put in it? Have you first kiss?

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That's what I was going to put it in. That's
what you thought. Okay, I'm glad you didn't think it
was going to be gross. No, does he kiss back?
You're just sticking your lips.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
This time.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
Roll roll me a sleight of tongue check.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Advanta sexy.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Especial because I'm a negative five on slid slider tongue
over his character is built real wrong? Oh no, did you?
Oh that's just one of the first one. Thank you?
Oh no, I'm negative too, is my highest nice. Don't worry,

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I'll keep my tongue in there all right?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
With that Door's mouth closes on your tongue and the
rest of the shack. You can see the bones start
to peel out of the walls as skeletons get the
form and punch their way out of the solid structure.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Of the shack.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I definitely a beer now. So we're gonna play a
game called I Like My Enemies. The way this works
is it's sort of like making puns and threats at
the same time. But I do need some audience volunteers.

(33:23):
If anyone's interested, you can just come on up. Any
hands or I see any hands and yes, he went.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
There in the back. Yeah, that's right, hurts. I love
how drab the cheers are for the people in the
support your fellow people. You wouldn't mind just telling us

(33:49):
all of your names. Thank you, Audre and the nar Tree.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
So the way that this works is we're going to
say we like our enemies like we like our blank
and we'll get a suggestion from the audience. The idea
is for it to be somewhat of a veiled threat,
like you're gonna hurt your enemies, like the example I
always give.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
It's not a good one, but it's like a dad joke.
You can groan. It's fine. I like my enemies like
I like my cheeseos. Right, yeah, let's get some gross
you can do your death groans now, dude. Perfect.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
So we're gonna get a suggestion, no monthery than cheese.
For each suggestion, we'll I'll award a point for the
best joke either committed here by the heroes or by
y'all who are representing skeletons, and we'll say, first team
to three is the victor here?

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Sound good? Cool?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I just need a suggestion. What's another food not cheese,
something else that you like to eat? Whipped cream?

Speaker 19 (34:56):
So fast?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Yeah, I'd be like, whipped cream is fun? Great? Cool?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
So you like your enemies like you like your whipped
creamhill you'll do is step forward and say that and
take it away give me.

Speaker 13 (35:07):
I like my enemies like I like my cream whipped.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, it real good.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
I like my enemies like I like my whipped cream
abuse for the drugs inside.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Scag. I like my enemies like I like my whipped
cream under pressure.

Speaker 21 (35:40):
on some boobs. I love my enemies on boobs.

Speaker 22 (35:52):
Yes, I like my enemies like I like my whipped
cream discarded for the main horse.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
I like my enemies like I like my whipped cream.
Adding to the sexual tension, I like.

Speaker 23 (36:10):
My enemies like I like my whip cream just way
too much of it, just way too much. And I
like my enemies like I like my whip cream. Give
it to dogs and the drive.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Through, go for it.

Speaker 22 (36:28):
forgotten in the back of the fridge.

Speaker 13 (36:33):
I like my enemies like I like I like Wow.

Speaker 22 (36:36):
I like my enemies.

Speaker 13 (36:39):
I like my enemies like I like my like my.

Speaker 22 (36:41):
Whipped cream white and spread up.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
I like enemies like I like my liped cream. Can no,
I like my whip cream. All right, call it there.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I think you're you're may be running on few. I
don't know about you, guys, Yellow club. I think dog
given to dogs at the driver. Right, Let's get another suggestion,
this time an occupation, maybe something that one of your

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parents did. Weld you well, there any other professions to
just give hear them out. I know your parents had jobs.
Truck driver, you guys like a truck driver, welders? Such
cool jobs.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
You guys want? Yeah, like enemies like you like your
welders crying enemies like I like my welders soldiering on.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (38:02):
I like my enemies like I like my welders uncredited.

Speaker 16 (38:07):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (38:07):
I like my enemies like I like my welders digged
to death welders.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
I like my enemies like. I like my welders joined
at my hip. I like that think.

Speaker 13 (38:27):
I like my enemies like I like my welders. You're
gonna need a mask afterwards.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
I like my enemies like.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
I like my welder's hot and hidden.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
I like my enemies like I like my bad welders
covered in scars and birds.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
I like my enemies like I like my welders very
well protected.

Speaker 24 (38:51):
I was yeah, I like my wilders like oh no, no, no,
one moultgig. I like my enemies like I like mine welders.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
On fire, like my enemies like. I like my welders
striking while the iron is hot.

Speaker 22 (39:13):
I like my enemies like I like my welders novice
and untrench.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I'll give it tone, yeah, all right, one to one. Great,
let's get another suggestion this. I'm getting an animal of
some sort, maybe something zoos and turtle turtle. Great like
your enemies like you like your turtles.

Speaker 13 (39:38):
I like my enemies like. I like my turtles very slow.

Speaker 22 (39:42):
I like enemies like I like my turtles choking on
plastic bag.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
That's up. She ran out there.

Speaker 15 (40:00):
No one else does this.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
It's like I like my turtles and French soup.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
I like my enemies like. I like my turtles killed
before they turn one years old.

Speaker 6 (40:19):

Speaker 13 (40:20):
I like my turtles soft show oh.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
I like my enemiesic. I like my turtles had on
the outside with a nice soft center. I like my
enemies like.

Speaker 22 (40:33):
I like my turtles teenage brothers.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
I like my enemies like. I like my turtles named
Franklin and on PBS music. I like my turtles crying
from their eggs to this oceane. I like my enemies like.

Speaker 11 (40:57):
I like my turtles given to my child, mistreated for
fifty years.

Speaker 2 (41:07):

Speaker 22 (41:08):
I like my turtles easy prey. I like my turtle sorry.
I like my enemies like my mom likes her turtles
lost on a phone call into like nineteen seventies.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
I like my enemies like. I like my turtles soup.
I like my enemies like I like my turtles they
only have sex like this.

Speaker 25 (41:41):
I like my enemies like I like my turtles on
their backs on theirs. I like my enemies like my mom,
like my turtle turtle over a bridge. True story, I
was traumatized.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
I believe that there's a lot of trauma.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I'm attempted to give you guys both a point one
for toy plastic bags.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
And then yeah, one for the weird turtle sex. I feel.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
A tie breaker time right here. We got to too,
so we're going to need a suggestion this time. Go
ahead and give me a what's like a cool big
machine like a crane or a bulldozer, anything that moves
honestly like it needs sort of.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Like powered machine has like windmill, Yeah, windmill or forklift windmill.
We're gonna go with windmill, like windmills. I like my
enemies like I like my windmills. I'm so damned.

Speaker 22 (42:56):
I like my enemies like I like my windmills. Imagine
by Don Quixote.

Speaker 11 (43:01):
I like my enemies like I like my windmills. Misunderstood
by people in their eighties.

Speaker 13 (43:08):
I like my enemies like I like my windmills, slowly
spinning the way.

Speaker 16 (43:13):
I'm in my eighties. Just pretend I like my enemies
like I like my windmills. They give you cancer.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
I like my enemies like. I like my windmills killing
stray birds.

Speaker 22 (43:30):
I like my enemies like I like my windmills spinning
in Bayley papers.

Speaker 2 (43:33):

Speaker 22 (43:34):
I like my windmills. They make more noise than you think.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
I like my enemies like. I like my windmills presential.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
I like my enemies like. I like my windmills slowly
giving me energy. I like my enemies like I like
my windmills. There are currently no windmills in my life.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
I think she won. That's okay.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
That just means that you guys will probably take some
of the simit damage from the encounter, but give it
up in the skeletons.

Speaker 13 (44:17):
You're creating after the seats at the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
You guys are automatically answer too. We know one of
our clup prizes. We take a feedback over here, what's
that teenager tree?

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Over? There?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Was eggs.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
More eggs than I am, and I'm a real teenager.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
If you guys wouldn't mind just on your sheets there,
you're just if you can achieve the track.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I know there's only one pen floating around between you.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
For some reason, I just took on.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
If you guys get to take six damage from yes?
Is it home? Andrew was the one that said the
last joke. Why Duncle puff is mad?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Did I need explaining? I want to say, fucking bitch,
I'm a teenager.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
I say these things.

Speaker 18 (45:27):
Well, sister, you're God like Dad health, Fuck you God Dad.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
That's what I thought you want to you want to
lose more yell.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
From the tree, the extra damage? Yes? Wait, why is
the Donald tree hurting me now? Because you exulted? He's adult? Sister,
we're both teenagers and if you.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Have small branches, but I'm an adult.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Very little pubes on that street on the side the.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You guys find everything in here is made out of bones,
except for one box made of finely carved oak. It's
got carvings of skulls and bones on it. But it
is mad to bless you. You are hang on, you're blessed. Yeah,

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you get blest the next minute.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
That wasn't a So what you guys find though, is.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
This this very ornate, carved like oak like varnished box
just laying on the floor in the center of this
otherwise empty room.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Made out of bones? What he is doing? Me rope?

Speaker 11 (47:03):
So me flock pick but me we we learned lock
pick from book, and beaches will be loid.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
You learned lock pick from book? Maybe we did your sheet.

Speaker 24 (47:22):
Weet you establish a frog knows what your book is, but.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Even the chance yes, yes, oh, let me grease it first. Okay, yeah, yes,
where grease comes from? Out of my way too big
of pores? Can't you see the system right all over
my face?

Speaker 26 (47:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Over here? Yeah? Yeah, here we go. Grease it? Got
ten ten?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Sure, I'll give you a grease helps I yeah, does
just yeah, just make sure you take it off. You
use the spell slot this time. Okay, fourteen greases this time? Yeah,
you grease you.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
I don't think you have thieves tools, but we'll say
you kind of crush.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, you crush the lot.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I love b.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Either way.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
You get the box open by kind of breaking it
a little bit, greasing a little bit, and inside you
see a torch. And this torch is already lit. It's
a lit, a beautiful bluish purple flame.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Who any one's eyes? Yes, you need to hold that
for us, Okay, take that. Okay, I'm gonna is there
any way for you to investigate to know what kind
of light?

Speaker 13 (49:00):
Yes, I'm gonna look at it. Good good, let me
put on my glasses. Okay, okay, sixteen okay?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You you look at the torch and you recognize there's
there's some runes kind of carved into the wrappings and
the top of it, and you recognize that this is.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Not only it's.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
It is it's small, but it's bright and powerful. And
what it does is you you know from the the
inscriptions on it that this torch specifically creates light and
reveals illusions.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
No point on me, me really smart, please please do,
I'll do it for you.

Speaker 16 (49:51):
Do.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Yeah. Yeah, don't shine that black light on my sheets either.
I'm a teenage. What's an awest thing to say? Is it?
Do you want to look around the bone house? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I was gonna.

Speaker 13 (50:11):
I was gonna suggest that, let's let's look around.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Sure, as you as you shine the torch around the
bone check, what you do notice is that, uh Hayden,
beyondo available illusion are tally marks etched into the walls,
counting looks like hundreds thousands.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Boy, you can only presume our days. Oh, I was
going to say bodies.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Goodness, shame people for having a high body count.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
On the show.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
You're right, don'tby really six positives?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Do you need to kill forty thousand skeletons to make
a shack out of bones?

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Sob I want yuckyo yum?

Speaker 21 (51:02):
Do you.

Speaker 27 (51:04):
Do?

Speaker 13 (51:04):
You guys think like these are days?

Speaker 15 (51:06):
Right?

Speaker 13 (51:07):
So do you think people were like trapped in here?

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Maybe just one person?

Speaker 27 (51:11):
Can we try to open up the front door again? Yes, yes,
it's it's now open. We went, We got in a
fun house, days of fun, days of fun in here,
a lot of fun that makes sense fun. I'm not
a good set.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I like your look on life. Bro.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
Can I find out how many telemarks there are?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, if you want to spend time so Bubba Filtergler,
he's hunting you. If you want to spend the time
counting what seemed like what you're assuming are thousands of talent?

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Yeah, no, you can't know. It's just gonna eat into
your day. So we have this torch. Yes, we found
nothing but tally marks in this place, and we know
that there's tally marks.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Let's just leave.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
There's nothing much a house that we haven't already looked at.
Nothing that appears strange about it. No fun roll, there's fun?

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Can we all do that?

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Sure? Yeah, I'll there's fun. Ah ten? What do what
do I add to that? Fun? Charisma? Charisma? I'm minus
five charismas son of a bitch, I'm seventeen. Okay, you
find one corner of the hut looks like maybe it

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was used as a bathroom.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
You're just saying that.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Are slowly this cat that's from uh to bacsi and
you have need to know how freshy? Oh my god,
let's wipe it on our faces next.

Speaker 28 (52:59):
Here me you're you're against her touching it, but you
like digging putting.

Speaker 13 (53:04):
It on your face.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
So it's the guy that popped out of my fark puppet.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Reggie.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Reggie. Yeah, he told us he's hunting us predator style.

Speaker 19 (53:14):
So to be not hunted predator style would be to
cover ourselves in fresh mud.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
The most fresh mud I can see is this ccassian
stool over here. So much mud everywhere.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
But if you want to use the poop, I'm not
going to stop your.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Little man give pool. Like, can I slight of hand
to look like I'm putting on poop, but I'm really
putting on the mud. Yeah, yes, I got a fourteen
do they know?

Speaker 29 (53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Everyone thinks you put poop on.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yourself, but.

Speaker 13 (53:57):
I'm also gonna roll for.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
That nineteen Yeah, yeah, you got on you, But drunk
dug above thinks it's poop poop. Brothers, let's go hook
up when I get older age of consent.

Speaker 16 (54:22):
Just lands.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Giant baby Again. The spearing poop on your face isn't
the gross part? Love this conversation. Anyway, you leave the shack,
where do you guys want ahead?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
You still have the.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Trees, the smell, and you can just check out the
swamp too.

Speaker 28 (54:44):
There's I've got the torch. Will it like reveal somewhere
we should go? So you hold the torch up. It's
it's like a cool flame, so doesn't ignite the swamp gas.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Luckily we of that. We definitely.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Looks like the you know, you can sort of see
it just like the aura of the swamp a little
bit with the uh you can see some of the magic.
It's not like a fully illusory swamp, but you're just
sort of seeing a general shift in things that are
that are pointing you towards the trees. There's like sort

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of a general like the winds are moving that way.

Speaker 13 (55:27):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 6 (55:28):
The trees seem to be right about a lot of
suff But they what evil. I saw him. I called
it knac twenty and they what evil.

Speaker 19 (55:38):
But they can't like really move if we avoid them
and we sing emo songs through the woods.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Why my gosh, I can't wait till you're grown up. Well, rogue,
I want your counsel.

Speaker 11 (55:53):
Oh, whoa remember pokemonain road?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Yes? What whoa? In same way? In book and book
in same way? Sweat? Don't you don't fall? Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Great, you guys are heading towards the tree. Let's go,
let's go. Get up, don't just go.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
That's not moving.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
As you approach, the evil aura of the trees starts
to get thicker and thicker. This is yeah, make some
spooky tree. I who they're thinking?

Speaker 6 (56:53):
This is durmy, don't yup very m or what.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
As you enter into the thickest part of the the
forest here in the swamp, uh, you start to hear
the sound of the trees speaking to you on the wind,
just eerily, and they call after you.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
You don't laugh at us, solve you at once, my
leg and stream of it.

Speaker 28 (57:27):
These these trees are special, I'm saying, but he still
looks like, are you leaving?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I'm laughing all right. That triggers the nests chown.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Sorry, I'm not good at this game. There wasn't even
anything funny. I'm laughing at me. So Julie, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby.

(58:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
For this game, we're going to play a game called
serious Scene. What's going to happen is I'm gonna need
some some players you think they're good at sort of
keeping a dead pan face and not laughing. So if
anyone's interested in doing that, anyone want to hop up there? Yeah,
I see see the other end. Yeah yeah, thank you, Yeah, well,

(58:33):
thank you guys on the same side.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
So the way that this game works is we're going
to be acting out a scene. I'll play some sad,
dramatic music. The players at the center of this are
going to be our player. So if you guys want
mid just stepping forward here. So you guys are going
to be having a scene with each other. The goal
is to try and make the other person laugh without
laughing or smiling yourself. Okay, audience, I want you to
help keep us accountable to if either person in the scene,

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laughs or smiles. I want you guys to just make
like a big buzzer sound like an X.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Perfect. Great, so you don't have you can do it nice,
I guess, yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
So we'll get a suggestion for the scene, and you
guys will just sort of improvise us yes, and talk
to each other. I'll play some dramatic music. Take it
as seriously as you can serious acting here, and just
try and make each other laugh without laughing yourself.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
That's really the challenge.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
When someone is eliminated, the next person in line will
take their place, and the.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
Scene will continue. It's the same scene, same characters.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Okay, so if GEO is playing the captain of a
pirate chip or whatever, everyone coming into this line here
is gonna be that pirate captain.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Makes sense? Cool?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Got it all right?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Let's get a suggestion, though, what is an activity that
is very serious? What's a serious sum?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Employment termination? Is just that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
The love that answer? This is a scene about employment termination?

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Alright?

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
This quack quack, so you wanted to see me? Boss?

Speaker 13 (01:00:22):
You not be doing a job this week?

Speaker 22 (01:00:25):
Is being a duck?

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Quick? I apologize my little one. She needs medicine and
we have no medicine.

Speaker 22 (01:00:33):
I understand that you're a swap, but we hired you
to be a duck.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Quack quack, quack swag wonderman, you're still a duck or
whatever is.

Speaker 25 (01:00:48):
Happening, So why is why did you choose your termination
time to actually try to act like a duck.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
I just thought it was finally time.

Speaker 16 (01:01:01):
My mom told me she had duck cancer, and I
had to pay the bills, and the way to pay
the bills is to keep my job. So keeping my
mom healthy and not full of duck cancer was the
only choice.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Quack quack.

Speaker 22 (01:01:19):
I don't think that a dancer would have cured your
mom if for.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Duck cancer, being a dancer was my next choice. A
stripper were all the dump dollar bills in the world.

Speaker 22 (01:01:32):
How many feathers will people pull out for your stripping?

Speaker 30 (01:01:36):
But but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I'd say that that's also you as well, douation next job.

Speaker 29 (01:01:51):
I don't think being a duck stripper is going to
provide for your mother's duck cancer.

Speaker 30 (01:01:55):
I do.

Speaker 13 (01:01:57):
That's why I need this job, quack quack.

Speaker 29 (01:01:59):
I really don't want to have to terminate you, but
if you'll read our sign right here, if you do
a ducking bad job. You're gonna get ducking fire it
right here.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
I'm very sorry you have to do it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:11):
The fine print is, don't you ducking dere fire me?

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
I wrote the sign myself.

Speaker 22 (01:02:20):
I don't remember putting that here.

Speaker 13 (01:02:22):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (01:02:23):
Could you just write on this with your finest handwriting
for treble, your signature right.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Here, handwriting? That's all my one sensitive.

Speaker 29 (01:02:36):
Look, I'm the hr ref. I would never do anything
in sense, I would ever do inst I wish.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
The banks were all of a duck. Thank you go quick?

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Quick? How many.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
What's the word that comes to would agree? How about this?

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
What if?

Speaker 16 (01:03:05):
What's that?

Speaker 20 (01:03:06):
Keep?

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
You have only on one condition? Quick?

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
Quay?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Howbout how always start? How do we start? What if?
Instead of being?

Speaker 19 (01:03:17):
What if this?

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
What does to pretend be something you're not? With pretending
just be you? To be me a swan with a really.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Bad haircut, as horrible and as as much as we
hear from our from our clients, how much you spile
your haircut I think has.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
A charmed they just sorry?

Speaker 19 (01:03:40):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
Do you do you like my haircut? Be honest? Honestly,
honestly is the best Let's see we have here and
quite frankly to be frank with.

Speaker 13 (01:03:53):
You, I don't know if I want this job anymore.
You I can be myself, but you won't like me, Janine,
I got into this tusiness for you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
To say you get yourself out there is Yeah. I
think we're down to the final series. What if I
have to be really honest here? I think your hair
cuts quackers, Jeanine? How dare you and suck me like that?

Speaker 31 (01:04:33):
After all we've been through, you know, teaching me how
to quack any quackers and all the hard stuff a
swan has to learn.

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
I had to make myself ugly ugly to be jacculin.
You're not the only one I taught how to do
all those things. Have you met Polly? She likes quackers too.
I see what's going on there. You've replacing me with Hi.
She knows how to chase that bread facts quacking, You

(01:05:06):
marry you hurt me quacking. Why don't you guys introduce
yourself to just if you woudn't mind saying your names
of it? Kyle, yeay, yay, thank you straight laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
You guys are all interesting. A prize at the end. Players,
You guys want to take sea real quick here sweets,
I'm not didn't take any damage because I don't have
a Yeah, you guys, make it through the neural forest
of trees. As soon as you start laughing. Of course,
they all descend upon you an attack, but you fend

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them off and find yourself in a clearing at the center,
surrounded by all of the trees, and they finally go
back to their places and their roots rest in the
swampy ground.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
That's right, don't you forget it? Bye? Goodbye? Did you?
Did you know the trees? Yes? They rock type? Oh gotcha.
In the center of the clearing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Floating on the marsh is a boat, a little rowboat
with a little unlit lantern, just floating there.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Should we put the torch in the boat? Is that weird?
It's going to catch it on fire? You know it
has a lantern you put it? Were going to get
out there? Oh yeah. It's in the middle of the
of the lakes, in the middle of the swamp. Yeah,
you just have to walk up to it through the swamp.

Speaker 15 (01:06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
That's a lot easier than I thought. I mean, it's
hard to ran. Yeah, moving through the swamp is taking
you right now, the sun is almost down right, we
have a time minute. Oh wait, no, does she have
ant or do we have a time linuite? You just
have to survive to night. Yeah, yeah, go us. I

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thought we were doing bad.

Speaker 13 (01:07:21):
It's been nice to meet you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Too. It's nice, but I think, uh, don't we know
the predator one of you?

Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
Wait, why don't run this, don't ruin this?

Speaker 11 (01:07:39):
Okay, calm down, Okay, yes, yes, like last team all
killed each other because of rogue.

Speaker 13 (01:07:45):
Yes, yes, this would be the second time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
You guys aren't even whispering. We're on the outside of all.
I heard everything you just said. We did whis thirty
whispering him done because we could you got he couldn't.
We're going to accept you for who you are. We
we love you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:08:12):
What if we use you and we like put you
into other teams that we don't like, can we kill
them from the inside out extrojan Horse style?

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Yeah, like like book.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Yeah, you get me.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
So I'm going to investigate the butt the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Okay, yeah, yeah, you can tell that this boat actually
you you are able to get on it safely, and
as you touch it, you're you're sort of feeling out
the area of this boat. It has some of the
same carvings as what you noticed on the torch. Seems
like a magic, a positive good magic.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Okay, Okay, this se is good.

Speaker 14 (01:08:58):
Can I can I like hold the torch up and
see if it's like attracted to the boat at all?

Speaker 32 (01:09:03):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
They're just friends, no chemistry. The road doesn't see the
torch that way.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Yes, it is said, Are they okay? Are they amicable
enough to like like platonically hug like like put.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
The plame into both sentient?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Uh? Has rooms?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:09:34):
Or no?

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Because I could read thoughts? Damn it, try reading thoughts
on it. I'm gonna read it. That's thoughts, baby, still
not a team. It wanted you to know that. Is
that so I can't do it anyways? Yeah? Boom we

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we we we we we just for fun? You you can?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Are you trying to just read the surface level thoughts?
Are you diving deep into the I'm diving deep into it. Okay,
you do hear the sounds of what seems like a woman? Hello?

Speaker 16 (01:10:21):
Is it me?

Speaker 33 (01:10:26):
That's what I've responded with. Let's have a discussion. Maybe,
are you lionel Ritchie? I was gonna ask if you
wanted to take me out of this place. I've been cursed.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
You're in the boat, I'm a boat's in this boat?

Speaker 34 (01:10:49):
Do you have lips? I mean I've got a rudder.
If I kiss your rudder, will you become a woman again?

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
I don't think that's part of the curse. How every
curse works.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
I mean, I'm not saying don't do it, but I'm
pretty sure the swamp as a whole as cursed. And
if you were to take me out of the swamp,
I would turn back into a woman. Take this boat
out of the swamp. Why is that weirder than kissing.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
The rudder of the boat? Stealthy, stealthy, slinky, b berying
rogue named rogue that could pull it? Yes, this is
my time to shine. Yes, I got I got another

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thing that I could help you with. Oh we could?
Can I put a featherfall on this on this ball
so it's as light as a feather.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Oh well are you then you're not? I'm PreCure you do.

Speaker 29 (01:12:19):
All right.

Speaker 14 (01:12:19):
I think amber and has large reduced I was I
was thinking create water, and the water I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
You create water? I can't how much water do you create?
As much as tallons that doesn't seem like enough large.

Speaker 13 (01:12:43):
Yeah, I'm in large meat. Great, all right, I want
to enlarge him.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
You you changed from medium to large? Oh you like
fifteen feet tall?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Now, yeah, you're you're extra strong and uh yeah, I
think it's lasts for a minute. What do you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Rogue evolve? Yes, yes, take it out of the salp.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Into the air.

Speaker 27 (01:13:21):
Run like.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
You pick up the boat and run. We don't even
know his legs like twelve feet long. You can go
pretty far.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Give me a give me I must roll, yes, give
me an athletics check ad advantage because you're large.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
You don't know. You don't know that so quick?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Oh seventeen seventeen. Okay, you are able to run pretty
pretty far. I'd say, like a couple like two hundred
feet away from where you are.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
You're not able.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
It's still You're trudged through the swamp. You're big, you're strong,
you're carrying a boat. You find yourself in a totally
different part of the swamp than your friends holding the boat,
and you see the swamp around you here, extra flat
but bubbling. And as you stand surrounded by bubbles, far

(01:14:26):
from your friends, you hear the.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
Sound me doing me, same woman, me best party member.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
And that's where we're gonna pause and take a brief intermission.
So we're back intended, all right, Latin legends, ret.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Give it up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
We've got Rogue running to grab water.

Speaker 32 (01:15:09):
We've got Derby, and we've got Ambrima, and of course
we've got drunken duncle Puff who is not old.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Enough to drink. This is what teenagers do yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Last we left our heroes. You had left Rogue to
turn giant pick up an enchanted cursed woman who is
a boat and carry her into a bubbling.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Swamp where he heard ominous giggling and then threw it
out and then threw the boat in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
And don't splash injury with that from the swamp bubbling
up just like reginalds. So I guess from farts. Uh
you see the form of a of an old woman

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covered in moss as she rises up from the bubbles, laughing.
You pray have separated from the group.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
Oh, very poor choice. We we we all friends. Bo woman.

Speaker 17 (01:16:34):
With rudder, right, remember big rudder. Oh I'm gonna kill you,
so so I'm gonna take that time.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
Can I spread back to the group? Yeah? He still bad.
You know what, Let's let's go ahead and do a
contested athletics check to see if you can outrun.

Speaker 11 (01:16:59):
I would like to rage.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Oh, I'm so scared.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Ooh, fourteen is the higher of the two.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Unfortunately, Baba field Giggler rolled in eighteen. So unless somebody
wants to give you a second round of.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Advantage, would come on anybody, God, you got to die.
This guy was just like no, and you do have
a vent.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Fuck off, get one more role, so you get to
pick the highest of your three rolls.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Here, I'm amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Ooh, another fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
As you start, just like stomp away through the marsh,
Baba Field Giggler's size vanishes into the muck and reappears
right in front of you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
What you don't like me meeting me? Have longer time
to spend with book and to propagate my lived, a rich,
full life?

Speaker 15 (01:18:24):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Boy, you've been with your nose in a book? No,
have you ever known the touch of a swamp hag?
Your shoulders are so big and naturally formed?

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
What dude? I think? For for notice? But I prefer
a company of book. But if I live, I give
body I suppose.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
All right, yeah, yeah, you in MoMA Field is into this,
just go and roll me a this is contested. Yeah,

(01:19:15):
I guess I would say she's she's rolling persuasion here.
So yeah, unless you have something that can help you,
I would just say, also roll just a flat chrisma.

Speaker 11 (01:19:28):
Check all right, thirteen plus one fourteen all.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
Right, you were not charmed by her. You can still
play it however you want. But who's this is not
what you're into?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Well, yeah, I guess I should say you have the choice.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Do you want to be into it? Also see skin luby.
Oh yes, book cover. Well, you guys are about to
get it on. We gotta sprint that, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
So you guys are trying to make your way. You
don't have the boat, so it's gonna take you a while.
So I have this thing that's called expeditious retreat. Will
that makes us faster.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Going that way? Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:20:16):
You do.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
It's as a bonus action. You can you can dash
your full speed. We're dashing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Then we're expeditious, saying I think you unless it says
other creatures that is just me. Yeah, anyone else doing
anything other than than junk tunk them up is sprinting
full speed. What are you guys doing?

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
I'm running.

Speaker 14 (01:20:43):
Okay, okay, yeah, I don't. I don't have anything that
will work here, I think, so I'm also just gonna run.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
What I'll say here just to give you full transparency.
Uh you, I know you have a lot of druid
nature spells. You've seen animals pep throughout the swamp. You've
seen birds, you swear you've seen maybe like fish or
something moving under the water.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
If you want to do anything with that, yeah, well
half things too, so we can get on not the
biggest thing.

Speaker 13 (01:21:11):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
That's true.

Speaker 13 (01:21:15):
Let's see would animal? Would that be animal friendship or
is that beast bond?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
You can try animal friendship. I think you need a
specific target. So you you trying for birds? You want
to see what's swimming around underneath the water.

Speaker 13 (01:21:29):
Birds could be good.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
I like a bue there, I like a bird.

Speaker 13 (01:21:32):
Okay, do I roll that or I just do it?

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
So for animal friendship, you're what's your wisdom modifier? There?
The plus four five five? Okay five? Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
So they're gonna have to roll to see if they
become friends with you? All right, they they're successfully charmed
by you. They they the animals flock to you like
snow white birds of all sizes, A big ass crow,
like a little sparrow, ugly duck swan. Yeah, there's a

(01:22:07):
real ugly. It's got an unfortunate haircut.

Speaker 30 (01:22:10):
Yes, I'm gonna take the big big crow. Hello, this
is a whole for week. Can I can I get
on your back and we could we like fly after
my friend.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
So much?

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
And can you can I ride along in your talons?
Give animal handling? Check here to see if he's down?
How big is this? Fucking crows.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Are like big as.

Speaker 14 (01:22:47):
Busy, like holy God like this so okay, this is
one of those crows that has eaten way too much
like fast food in its life and just trying.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Noorm Yeah, it's it's large.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
It's a large crow. Yeah, it's croby, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
So yeah, give me an animal handling role from me,
from whoever's handling the crow that's me?

Speaker 16 (01:23:11):
Is this that? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:23:12):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Three shakes his head.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
No that you want something in return?

Speaker 13 (01:23:33):
Can I conjure good berry or good berry and offer
it some berries?

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
All right, you counjure some berries. Eve. It's a playing
cod set holographic. So I think crows like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
It's shiny. Yeah, I guess it's holographic.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
You said, I do, say right? All right? The crew
got net twenty h m. Fucking it sees your bullshit. Nay,

(01:24:17):
it's like there shirt. I hope, friend hurries. I love
the sup the eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
So you guys are are negotiating with the crow. Okay,
while that's happening, you burst into the clearing okay, and
juncle puff.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Yeah, and what what does he find? Oh, cloaks, off
shirts off, got hands yeah, okay, hands on his shoulder, lamps. Yeah,
they're just rubbing mud all over each other. My teenage
self has kind of turned off.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
All this just po just just poop. It's hey, whatever
you think it was, it was just poop.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
It's less attractive. But you know what, I'm also covered
in poop.

Speaker 15 (01:25:11):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
You know, I don't want to get too far into
Bob a fiefth Giggler's lore.

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
And back.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
To be totally transparent. I was trapped in a hut
of bones for ten thousand days.

Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
Oh you you were in that hut we saw then?
Huh you went to my bone hut. I went to
a bone hut.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Do you wanna do you want to go to bob
my bone?

Speaker 18 (01:25:37):
Hut?

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Wait you're dumping in for me though?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Wait wait whoa wait yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
House bone hut Yeah, Dak please take me. You can
swim on the water and don't be like a jet
ski on the back. She's like a fucking siren trying
to bring us to her bone. Can you want more
animal handling? Check here from either either above. Y'all go twelve.

Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
I got a twelve as well.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
Okay, really depressed swan duck.

Speaker 13 (01:26:18):
So it's got low self estaged.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
Fifteen, all right, with.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
A fifteen, it's enough for the swan duck with a
shitty haircut to be like, No, I'm pretty sure you
guys have speak with animals. You just didn't use, Just
to be clear. So there's hawking and squawking at you, negotiating.
You get on their back and yeah, let's see. Okay,

(01:26:49):
it's yeah, it's just like its tail like turns into
a propeller to the cartoon.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
She had seezed to the clearing and you burst into
the clearings.

Speaker 16 (01:27:01):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
What are they find?

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
Guys? We're both shirtless. No, no, you guys are doing
your thing and I'm just watching drinking a pear.

Speaker 24 (01:27:17):
Oh more more company for Baba Bil feeds, we land
doing a sick trick.

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
Yes, like a back whoopsie, give me an acrobatic chick
to impress still burn the tracks with the twenty two.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Take.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Baba, Hey, hold on, hold on, these are the first
boobs I see. They're in the swamp monks.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
How the hell?

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Torso three feet above boobs.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
In the muck.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Any case, she sees your sick trick, she sees her
cool and nonchalant. You are drinking a beer and she's.

Speaker 26 (01:28:01):
Like, oh oh, Baba filth Keepler has never had choices before.
You know what I'm gonna need to I'm gonna need
to decide which one of you I want to be
with forever.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
Waever Jobby could live forever.

Speaker 17 (01:28:24):
Yeah, well with Baba filth Gigler, sure forever and free
will Yes, let's not get crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
And Baba filth Gggler snaps her fingers. The muck shifts
and turns into a series of chairs and fun, lighthearted
music plays.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
We're gonna play another improv game.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
All right, So before you guys here, let's let's do
this tharly once they get all set up, we're going
to have I just need a number one.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Through four, pay.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Three?

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
All right?

Speaker 23 (01:29:10):
Is that you?

Speaker 30 (01:29:11):
You are.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
Well? I guess it won't be done fairly. He wants
to leave. Wait, come back, shang on, come back, stop
getting undressed. Come here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
So here's how this specific dating game is going to work.
I want you to be Baba filth gig I'm baba.
I want you to be a swamp witch that's looking
for love. It's not hard. Great, give casey right, thank.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
You, just to give him clarity. So he's Baba filth Giggler,
he's looking for love. We've got some other contestants here
besides our existing characters, so we're gonna get some suggestions
from you and they're going to give clues during this
little dating game. However, I'm gonna time this so they
do have a time limit of I'm gonna say four minutes,

(01:30:07):
okay to guess all three of these people.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
If they can't do it, they're gonna be trapped in
this one forever. I think. Certainly him, he's law on health.
But if they can, then they'll be a victorious.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
If you want, you could use advantage to extend their
time limit if people are feeling it. Otherwise, I don't
really care, do it everyone in any case? For now,
we just need a few suggestions. So for rogue here,
let me get a what's a fictional character? Cartoon character,
somebody from TV movies, rock.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
From Never Ending Story? Any of those.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Appeal to you, regless the rod guy from never a Story,
pac Man, I think is that the dragon that's the
number the names falcore Cas is never gonna guess, So
it's really your call.

Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
Ye'll do it all right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Great the dragon from Never Ending Story. That's what's happening hardcore.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
He's never going to get it, all right? Yes, their
souls are mine? Uh for amigrint, I need a what's
uh what's an animal? Please? Some sort of animal? Animals?
Deer like dear.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Okay, now this is not just a regular deer. This
dear has something going on. Maybe it wants something, it's
it has hopes or dreams. What does the deer want?

Speaker 6 (01:31:38):
Yeah? Yeah, the deer just really wants to be a
professional bowler of that.

Speaker 21 (01:31:44):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Their souls are so fucking mine. It's great you, thank you,
thank you? And then last.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Sorry for Derby, Can I get a suggestion of a
what's a historical figure or celebrity, somebody, real person?

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Chaplin, R. J.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Campbellton, Charlie, Charlie Chaplin. J Oh, god, you need more.
I think you're going to do Jonah Mark.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Sweet, We're gonna bring We're gonna bring Bob Filth gigler
out here in just mindable.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
It's work you really quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Who do you have here?

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
The dragon from.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Falcore?

Speaker 13 (01:32:39):
I am a deer who really wants to bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Yes, I am all right, all right, And then on
the counter of three, we're gonna say, come back, drunken
duncle puff ready and give him big roun applause Ready, one, two, three.

Speaker 15 (01:33:01):
Oh, I found the Dresspactagey Wilcoms are big and long.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Welcome to this swarm dating game. That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
I have a fifth giggler here.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Wow, you're looking for love, isn't that right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Let me start a time. You're perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Now, We've got three wonderful contestants for you want todjust
me some questions and see if we can find love.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
Everyone clap.

Speaker 32 (01:33:31):
Ask contestant number one, if you were to take me
somewhere nice for dinnerware, would.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
You take me well? My memory is a little fuzzy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Bye.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
I think it would be in the skull. But you
got any fast because I'm dying Superman tonight, don't. Okay,
that's the number two.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
I have a new question for you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
If you were to call me a sweet nickname, what
would that sweet nickname be?

Speaker 6 (01:34:14):
I tell me we only have four fucking I would?

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
I would?

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
I would call you my dear, my dear, my dear.
It's okay. That doesn't fucking help me all on you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Number three?

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
Will you write me a poem about our love? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I feel.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
My passion for you is like a hat burning pire
underneath my feet, and it makes my armor of hot air.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
I have a feeling this is the song. I don't know. Okay,
I don't have any idea on anybody so far. We're
gonna talk check yeah, one minute, Okay, fuck you guys?
Names it clee. Number one? Can we please get a

(01:35:25):
poem as well? I'd like a poem from you too.
Oh oh, there's nothing I like more than the touch
of a child. Wait, I'm going sort of anything that

(01:35:51):
is the poem? Ah, Ship, You're really bad at.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
That made us whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
You were something that you're probably not. He does too.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Where would you take me for dinner?

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
Would you take dinner?

Speaker 13 (01:36:09):
A huge, huge meadow with lots of tall grass and
we just we.

Speaker 6 (01:36:15):
Be chomping on that. Are you a fucking deal?

Speaker 16 (01:36:22):
I like that?

Speaker 13 (01:36:22):
I like that?

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Very good? Okay, tested yes to you live in England?
No thanks? I hate England?

Speaker 8 (01:36:45):
Are you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Let me like my cigarettes on my burning tire? Actor
of some sort? I am not an actor except I
am a vessel of God. So exact why? Yes? Forty you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
God?

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
Damn that was arc or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
I'm excited that.

Speaker 27 (01:37:16):
You are.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
You are something from the Ring. It's fantasy. I am
a phabisical creature and I am dying. Oh oh, I
will die in the embrace. I can't see him dying.
I think you like children? Then, well, yes, keep some dying.

(01:37:48):
I still have to guess. How have a minute now?
Gonna give you advantage? Thank yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Yeah, you want to run out? But what's the deal
with the deer?

Speaker 16 (01:37:59):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
Dear? Have your mom died recently?

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
You know?

Speaker 14 (01:38:09):
But I really hope to make her proud by becoming
the next champion of something.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
You want to be a football player. You want to
be a female dude, you're going to be a bowler.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Were twelve seconds despair, Baba Field Giggler, you can.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Stop playing the character if you want. It's going to
exit me to the aga.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Baba Field Giggler looks in the eyes of everyone in
the clearing and ultimately decides that a tear who's a
bowling champion is her one true love. She looks at
you as the as the last star in the sky
gives way to the breaking of the dawn, and you've
survived a whole night in Boba Field Giggler's swamp. Oh,

(01:39:20):
me and this deer have got this weird stuff to do.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
But I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
I'll leave you not only my house, but if you want,
I took it off a.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
While ago, but I'll give it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Now take my dress.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
And I leave you with that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
If you can figure this ship out, then you can
then you can have my walking house.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Wait, you just give us a dress.

Speaker 13 (01:39:54):
I lift up the torch to it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
Does it sing?

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
It's no kind of good.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Rock keeps smelling it cheap. Seven. She didn't choose you
over just an advantage. So with that, what I'm going
to grant you is a bigger touch sorry, lay the

(01:40:23):
dress on the.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Way.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Wait away, Yeah, this is I told you to have
to look at my pet sheets.

Speaker 13 (01:40:33):
Wait message, I see, I see it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Does it say.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Range swamp like a war on the end of the swamp.

Speaker 13 (01:40:48):
This is also drained the swamp.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Yes, with those words uttered, you see in the center
of a small but large drain, a literal drain, not
a political thing at all, and all that separates you
from purifying the land and cleansing the curse of the
swamp is pulling on the chain that's.

Speaker 6 (01:41:11):
Connected to it. Well, me strong, but me think this
is sacrifice.

Speaker 32 (01:41:19):
Man.

Speaker 11 (01:41:20):
I I drained swamp last time for Papa. Bernie, h
I drained swamp. Me I love Papa.

Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
Give me a previous party, the wonder cook cute.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
It was the Democratic Party.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Holy, that's true. Hello, I think you should do it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Then?

Speaker 13 (01:41:52):
Can I give him guidance?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Can I go?

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
Oh? Yeah, and you're still blessed for your sneeze. I
would like to give you a blessing. Can I do something? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:42:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
Oh morace, everybody drain guys ready, goodbye? Coming from the
belly sosh smells so why are you selling you so much?

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
And went back your powers combined.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
You pull the plug from the swamp, and you watches
the bog swirls down the drain, leaving behind a beautiful
fay forest, and he watches the boat turns back into
a beautiful woman.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
Tips, she's an actual clunching be.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Just a boat.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
What's your armor glass? What do you mean with my
armor class? The other? Yeah? Oh I'm twelve, sweet, she
bitch slaps wells off. You are going to take eight?

(01:43:17):
Damn it.

Speaker 8 (01:43:22):
I have.

Speaker 29 (01:43:24):
And with that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
In the beautiful clearing, you find a dead wizard as
the woman who was once a BoatUS free and you
guys own property. You could do the accounting, you can
do all of the legal ships, and you could just
be cute and live there.

Speaker 35 (01:43:44):
I think, bring me back, bring me back, sing.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Us up, do something?

Speaker 35 (01:43:51):
Anybody to the head, your friend please about Rosio makes

(01:44:17):
a noise for darby play by Juliet Master on Ethan Goldman's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
And there it was the latest laughter and legends, the
latest quest.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
He died again.

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
He died again. He asked to die, and now.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
It's just happening. But it's just you know, his fate.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah, yeah, he's now died three or four times probably,
and I believe he will continue to die in the future.
I'm honestly looking forward to the show where we subvert
the trope.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I think it'll be really it'll
really special what happens whatever that will be, But it's
not now, Yeah, like September twenty twenty eight or something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
He just has to keep coming up with different versions
of himself or his family.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Yes, yeah, yeah, the many stages of life and through
the family tree.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
I mean, he made us look at him in a diaper,
so he did make us do that, Yes, yeah, so
I think I think it's warranted.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Yeah, I do think this was my favorite Laughter and
Legends so far, and I've got to say I think
I think they're just getting better and better. So please
do check out the next Laughter and Legend show on
the fourth Friday of the month you are in right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Now, yeah, whatever month you are in, assuming that you
have access to be in car at a Springs at
that time at seven pm, which I'm sure will be
this time, so please quote me. So the best place
to head for tickets for that would be, yes, at

(01:45:58):
peak improv dot com is where I would go if.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
I were you whoever you is, whoever you are.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Yeah, that's a better grammar. Yeah, you can find them
on the events page on the website, which is super
easy to use.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
It is so easy to use. It's one of the
easiest to use websites I've ever seen. Yeah, promp three websites.

Speaker 6 (01:46:26):
Wall You're a man of the world.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
It's just the accent. It's not real. Oh, thank you
so much for listening to this. This was so much fun.
Thank you for supporting local comedy. Do you come and
see Laughter and Legends or indeed any other show at
the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Instagram, I
guess nice.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Instagram is the place to find any information on new
shows that are coming up, old shows that are going
to keep reoccurring and when they're happening, or classes if
you want to go and take classes. There's definitely those
all the time. We've got stand up, we've got improv,
we've got musical improv, we've got sketchwriting. There's a lot,

(01:47:11):
and the only way you're gonna know what is in
that a lot is by going on Instagram or Peak
iprov dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Beautiful. Yeah, there's something for everyone. There's so much good
comedy happening in Colorado Springs. Thank you for listening. We'll
be back in two weeks with a brand new performance
from Tuned Titans. I know lots of people are looking
forward to that. Yeah, thank you so much for listening. Oh,
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