Laughter & Legends - Flopso's Humping Mouse Circus - Peak Improv Theater Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's your boy the Pit Pod. No, no, not not really,
it's producer Matt. But this is the Peak Improv Theater podcast,
the home of live comedy hailing out of the Peak
Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I am once again
joined by an improviser, a tune titan, a whims cultist,
a true entertainer, a guy who can command any room

(00:30):
and including this one. It's Johnny Wilson. Yeah, hey hello,
it's me, Hello Johnny. And also just because by juxtaposition,
it would be so funny to do a really quick intro.
Now it's Ethan Goldman. It's your boy. Oh yeah, I
do regret saying that it's too late. Thank you so

(00:52):
much both of you for joining me back in the
studio today. Yeah, happy to be here saving us. This
is of course a brand new quest from Laughter and Legends. Ethan,
you are the DM of Laughter and Legends. But Johnny,
you're also a game director. You also run some some
TTRPG roleplay kind of stuff. Absolutely, how are you both

(01:13):
enjoying this?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
This show? I had a blast with this one. Always
always looking for fun, new, weird settings, and you know,
because we're kind of doing one shots with these and
figured Circus of the Damned was a was an unexplored
territory for us. Yes, everyone loves scary clowns.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, I think you love scary clowns e thing because
you have an excellent clown voice that you love breaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I've started using it and now it's most of
my characters. I'm totally fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's great. That's really good. Thanks, it is. It's fantastic.
And Johnny, if you checked out any of the legendship, absolutely,
I'm really impressed with it. In general, I think I
think we live in an era of play shows. People
love doing play shows, and I think the combat can
be slow. Yeah, let's say it, let's get it out.

(02:10):
Then it can take a long time and be boring.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I don't really want to watch people adding up eighty six. No,
so sorry, I didn't come after people. No, I think
that's fat.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's not that hot of it.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's a different thing, right, Like I think a live
show where you're doing laughter and legends, where you're playing
D and D and making it incredibly comedy focused, and
primarily I should say comedy focused. I think doing those
fun short form games for the combat really makes it
very entertaining. So come see it live. It's that's a plug.

(02:48):
I'm plugging all over the place. You're a plug expert,
come see it live because it's so so fun.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, the next show is this Friday. If you're listening
to the podcast as it comes out, that is May
twenty third, all the fourth Friday of every month. That's
that's the easy way to remember Ethan Wecon. Folks go
to for tickets to grab those tickets for the next
live show.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, you can go to Peak motherfucking Yeah, you can
go there. That's that's all of our show schedules, tickets
for for everything. You can find us on Instagram, Facebook
as well. Peak Improv Theater.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Perfect easy to find. There'll even be a link in
the show notes of this very podcast to make it
even easier for you.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Wow, future is now? The future is Wow. I'm gonna plug.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, before you plug all over the place. I think
we should probably hype the special guest for this episode.
Oh and it was Audra was the guest My life.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
On this episode, I remember being very entertained. I thought
she did a great job. But what what did you think?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Ethan oh, I thought she was hilarious for the context
for listeners. She was wearing like full prairie like house
on the prairie style, like very very tread with coded
and clothing. And I thought the funniest thing that she
said before the show was that she has resting men
in nite face. I was like, no, and then she

(04:23):
came out the show was like, oh, let's see it
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
But yeah, her character is hilarious. This is her returning
character from a previous episode. But yeah, her her choices
throughout and her character are so fun and you know
she rose above. She has an arc in this episode
where I think her and Julia become small business owners
at the end.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And look, if you want to imagine how we get
from a terrifying circus to small business owners, imagine no
more because it is laughter and legends. Next quest.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Love going, Hello, welcome heroic music. Yes, Clapp makes a
noise for Bobby in the mooth so much here a
couple of boring announcements. You could probably lower the heroic
music for this part and then break back up.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
My name's Ethan.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm the dungeon master for tonight's Dungeons and Dragons Improv Show.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Make some noise.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
If you guys have seen Laughter and Legends before, clap
it up, nice howling, thank you, that's the kind of
show this is. If this is your first time here,
make some noise, Nis, thank you so much for being here,
Thanks for supporting the Peak Improv Theater. There's a number
of ways for those of you that are new to

(05:48):
this show that you can participate in Laughter Legends. It's
one of our more heavily reliant on audience participation shows.
Way number one, if you came in and you grabbed
one of those advantage cards. I think I gave one
of those out to four people or so at any
point during the show. Once we start playing, you can
call out advantage nice and loud and redeem that card

(06:10):
to basically give our players inspiration. If they're at the table,
lets them roll the dice twice pick the higher of
the two numbers, just like in real D and D.
If it's during an improv game, which we'll get to
in a little bit, that can give them more time
potentially on a clock or like an extra life or
some form of advantage that will kind of figure out
in the moment, but if you want to help them,
you can. You're also welcome to just keep those advantage

(06:32):
cards and not give them to the players. That's what
I would like you to do. But don't listen to me.
The other way that you can get involved. We're gonna
be Instead of playing sort of traditional dungeons and dragons combat,
we do competitive improv games here, this improv theater.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
So yeah woo.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
So for those we will need some suggestions. So just
to get in the habit of yelling things out to
practice a little bit. On the count of three, go
ahead and yell out your own name for me. Okay, ready,
what on the count of three?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Good? This is why we're going over. Let's get.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Hang on, hang on. We don't need to heckle. Okay,
this is an improv theater, not a stand up club,
all right, So on the count of three, you're gonna
yell out your own name. Ready, one, two, three?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Thank you? Perfect, Let's keep let's keep you going. What
is uh?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
What would you if you could go to a medieval tavern?
Close your eyes. You're imagining there's like an annoying guy
playing the lute in the corner. What do you want
to order from the bar, yell it out on the
count of whoa, holy shit, yell out what do you
want to order from the medieval tavern? On the count
of three, one two three, nice ye mutton?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Tight jay cool, all right?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
And then lastly, on the count of three, just make
the sound of your favorite mythological creature on the count
of three, are gonna make that sound?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
One two three Tight.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
We record these shows and put them on a podcast stream,
so if you want to hear you making your weird
animals sound, you can feel free to check out the
Peak Improv Theater podcast stream for all of that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
The last way that you can get involved too.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
When we're playing these improv games, oftentimes I will need
audience volunteers to come up and play the games. I
always explain the rules, and we're never trying to make
you guys look bad. We want to support you and
make you look cool. And I ultimately need like minions
and NPCs and skeletons and stuff to help fight against
the heroes. So if you're interested in that, all you'll

(08:45):
have to do when the time comes, I will be
looking for volunteers. Can raise your hand, Come on up here.
We're never going to force you to do that. But
it's super fun. All the games are very silly and
wild and weird. Great, you guys feeling feeling ready?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I don't know if you're like I don't know if
you guys are ready for this? Are you guys feeling ready?
All right now?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
We can cue the heroic music. We're gonna meet our players,
So please you welcome to the stage. He's died more
times than I can count, but he's back again.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Somehow, in some way. Please make some noise for Casey
Dean prayed. Please. She's often a little to Kenzie and orphan.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't know if that's what she's doing tonight, but
I think so get him for Julia.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
He'll still have land.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
My lass name.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't want to say it wrong all right now?
He says things that confound me almost every day I've
been alive, and I haven't known him for that.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Lahm, it's josh Nel you get it. And finally, our
guests for this week.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
She's one of our honest people we've had on the
show before. She's not a Mennonite, So don't get it twisted.
Please make some noise for all twisted. Even I am
your dungeon master on Ethan Goldman. You've come out for
me too, all right, So we're going to meet our

(10:36):
characters in just a moment. Here, get you guys, I'll
set up you guys. Get your your dice and your
character sheets and everything going.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Guys, Okay, you just tried to eat a dice is
tasting to me.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Things have somehow already gone off the rail as usual.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's great, all right.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So you guys after have having been adventuring across the
land uh and and earned some reputation I think, well
earned reputation in your own right as adventurers. One night,
while sleeping, your nights are restless. Your dreams twist and
you start to hear a horrible laughing sound, and the

(11:20):
twisting of an organ grinder.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Is twisting and grinding.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Finally, when you're not where you you left camp, but no,
you're in a red and white striped tent and you
find yourselves.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Wearing big frilly collars.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
What then't walk frills and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Out of the shadows the thing you love the most.
It's a clown that approaches you.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
And this clown walks up and says, welcome, adventurous you've
been recruited to the circus, the Carnival of Lost sales.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
But I need to do some intake on you guys.
I'm Flops, oh the clown. So if you wouldn't mind
just giving me your name and your class and your
whole general vibe in backstory in case anyone was listening,
we can just throw down the line. He pulls out
a big clipboard and a giant oversized pen.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
Hey species, Oh.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Big words from you? What's up? What's your deal?

Speaker 8 (12:42):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Oh gobb, you be six sold hear?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh yeah, sorry, you will turn down the cursed circuits music.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
We'll turn it back up later.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
An oh, domb Jela, loise you cad, I'm the cloud.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It was you.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
But maybe I'm just naming things from my past life.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
He's going to write, drunk.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Oh my gosh, no.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
It's never My name is Darby Bloom, and I'm a
haffling rogue who is now being forced to be reminded
of my past as a Carnie. That's right. I not
tell you anymore, except I'm very suspicious of you, mister Flo.

(13:44):
Is it Flop?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
So that's it? I go right, Carnie recognized Carnie.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
A handshake.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Can't catch these hands. You never want to touch a clown.

Speaker 11 (14:02):
And all right, what about you, miss Annabelle the dark
Lord's Revenge Michael. Sorry, I'm a warlock with a fiend patron.
I was making some sour dough when I did burn it,
which turned into an offering to the dark Lord. And

(14:23):
that's you know, I've just been following. It's just been
a journey ever since.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
We've all been there.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
Girlfriend, it feels so good to be seen, So.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
You're really affirming. Has anyone ever told you that?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Many people, but not in this context. Okay, that was
a boner joke.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Sorry, you just don't. You don't actually read very pervy.

Speaker 12 (14:57):
So I.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
We'll get to know. We'll suck it back to me,
all right, you you there, sir with the beautiful hair.
Question mark hats question mark, I'm crass.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Drunk question mark half forc Barbarian Cras has been going
through a lot feeling a sense of on we mostly
I would think you look like he would taste good.
If I hate you, very few people say but that

(15:43):
music's annoying and I haven't hit anything in a while,
so let's move on.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Whoa, what a bummer?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Oh, I'm sorry, cras not he would entertain you.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Well, we'll get around to the maiden plot. But you
are in a way spoilerless. Oh you on the end.
You're so small. I'm a mouse. I'm a sexy little mouse,

(16:20):
and I like to be sexy. What my main goal
is is to uh drake Booze.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
I lived in a house for a very long time
and had had a bunch of wizards that lived in it.
They looked a lot like me, but without a cool
hat on.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
And you know, they all died.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Simultaneously, died in really shitty ways, mostly because of a
fucking asshole GM.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
But I lived in that house, and now I've got
to find Booze. I've ran out. I'm out right all right.
Wants to be drunk? Wants to be drunk? Yes, yeah, yeah?
Did you say what your name was? Mouse? Oh? That's
what easy to remember? I like that, all right? Perfect.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
So we've got Darby Blue, Annabel, The Dark Lord's Revenge,
maple Thorn Kraz and Mouse Sexy Mouse to you. I've
established that I'm a weird pervert, so let's go to
me June Daddy, that felt weird. Yeah, I feel like

(17:31):
your heart wasn't in it. My heart was not in
My heart was not that. Now listen, I hate to
break this to you, guys, but you've been recruited for
the Carnival of Lost Souls as entertainers. Okay, we've got
an omnipotent demon lord, very demanding ring master, constantly wants
to be entertained, collecting people's joy and entertainment and siphoning

(17:55):
it off. You know, classic stuff, classic stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I lost. I'm lost already. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
There's a jerk who was gonna make us do stuff. Okay,
I'll catch on, Yes, yes, of course. So we would
love for you to entertain us in any way possible.
But of course there's there's the whole carnival.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
For you to explore. I do have some bad news
right off the gate. Good there's no escaping this place. Ever.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
You could have led with that.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
I think it would have shifted the tone of our
entire conversation, but it.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Would have been nice. I liked the horny part, of
course you do. Now you're trapped here.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Those magical frills that you've got around your neck, those
are collars.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
They're trapping you here in this extra planar dimension. Stop.
Don't gnaw damn stop.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I mean, it's not gonna do anything, hi, but you're
trapped here, and so you may have well make yourself
at home. Please enjoy all of the carnival amenities. We've
got an animal tent. I've got my dressing room.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Of course, that's an attraction. I mean it says flop
so on it.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
There's also a fun house if you like that kind
of thing. We've got carnival games. And then you know,
if you build up a reputation around here and you
can survive the extremely annoying music I've chosen, then you
can find your way to the center Ring, where you'll
perform for eternity.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yay, that about figures for.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Crashes Crass, I've known you for a really long time.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
My voice is gonna change. It's okay, I'm gonna figure
it out. Is that what makes you sexy?

Speaker 8 (19:53):
That's what makes me sexy? Let me figure out this voice? Really, Hey, Crasp,
what's been going on with you?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well?

Speaker 6 (20:04):
I ran into a woman. She looked ugly, so I
told her she was ugly, and she said that's fucked.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, you're really rude.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
But she said that my wit has not much ranged,
so I'm cursed to change and she handed me this.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Oh h, so you're already cursed, double cursed in.

Speaker 11 (20:27):
My soul's already promised to a friend. I hope that's
not going to be a conflict of interest.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Oh well, I'll have to get our HR clown on that.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
But in the meantime, let's just proceed as if you're
cursed to this demon.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
Wait, that's fair.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Sorry, Just to clarify, is it are you calling someone
a clown in a pejority of like, oh with a
clown or is it a literal clown for HR?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Wait? Do people say clown in a mean way? Yay?
Oh my goodness me glad we clarified.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, Well, so please feel free to warm up
before your big performance again. You can choose between the
animal tent, the funhouse, carnival games, or, of course, if
you want to visit me in my dressing room. Flopso
has been established to be a weird, horny dude.

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Why do you do the finger guns with that?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I was doing them with my toes, but I'm wearing
big weird shoes. It was for your benefits.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
I want to see animals Okay, we'll hit you, Cras
in your time of crisis.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
So we'll go to the animals and maybe I could
eat one.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
What Okay, We're not gonna go to the animals now,
do you want to eat the voices?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Just go and change the entire show.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
You know you both are going through something. It scenes
and we're here for both of you.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
I appreciate you, but the animals. We can't eat the
animals if we go there. I don't even agree with
them being in the circuits in the first place.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Have some sensitivity to mouse being a mouse?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yeah, okay, Cras, real sensitive. Let's go to the fun house.

Speaker 11 (22:17):
Okay, funhouse, all right?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Nice, you guys walk there, walk out through the large
opening in the tent, and you see the carnival grounds
surrounding there. Looks to be like a giant building with
the facade of Flopso his face painted and his mouth
wide open inside a ramp leads in as his tongue
and it just reads in flashing lights above the mouth

(22:42):
on his upper lip like a weird mustache.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Fun House.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Reminds me of my uncle.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
That's unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, I love him. I'm starting to get into Flop
So he's looking pretty hot like this.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Let's go follow me.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Let's go, let's go follow me.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Why is it flat.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Ass testure? This is over here.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
As you walk into the Fundhouse, you begin to see mirrors,
distorted images of yourself. And as you look into any
of the mirrors, you can look at out at them
and see they'll make your face back at you.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I saw thee.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You pass through hall after hall of twisted mirrors, is
each more disturbing than the last. Some of them are
really screw up your long term body image of yourself.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, it was that one right there, right behind. I
think it's the destroy.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
It made you look like a nod Scott for a second,
but you're not.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I'm just a mouse. I forgot that I was doing
an accident for a second. I hate it. I hate
this place.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
It's not fun.

Speaker 11 (24:31):
They really make you question who you are.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I rather enjoyed the reflection and introspection. That's just such
a deep character this time. That's not like me.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
I love that for you.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's this. After a moment of walking around and feeling
some feelings from seeing the mirrors, uh, you realize that
you don't see the exit.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Can we find the entrance. Jane, we for one of
the mirrors, says.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Okay, I did not sound like that.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 11 (25:08):
We don't need to be rude.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
We don't need to be That was dead on, can
I I'm gonna start, like like swinging on these mirrors
like I'm mouse. It's not going to do much.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
I'm not a mouse, but I also want to start We're.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Going to start swinging on some mers. I might investigate one. Well,
it sounds like they're hitting them first.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Oh that's fair.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
I only got it that twenty.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
I only really swing at the one that talked ship.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, those of you that are attacking the mirrors, go
ahead and uh and roll me up an attack role here.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
I'm not attacking so much as caressing.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Rather, I'd rather do a spell and do some dissonant whispers. Okay, sure, yeah,
go for it.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
Would you get twenty three to hit a mirror?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Should I roll to caress?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Wait to caress the mirror? Yeah, let's say, Yeah, I
think that's there. You're gonna have to roll to caress.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, you you shatter the mirror in front of your
cracks under the weight of your fist. You want to
do dissonant whispers, dissonant whispers.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, let's what does that look like? Well, I'm a pod.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna sing this to them.
But I'm a special kind of pod. I'm a wrapper,
So hit it, DJ quick fade.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
These are discant whispers, these whispers. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Take your glass.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Do you wanna?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Grap's gonna take you outside.

Speaker 13 (26:56):
I'm gonna take you outside, Take you outside, Meet me outside,
cast me outside.

Speaker 14 (27:02):
Whisper disc in whisper, dissen in, whisper, dissonant whisper, disc
in whisper, sexy whisper, sexy mouse whisper.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That was it?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't know, all right, Yeah you I didn't mean
to touch you when I did that.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch all the meals
when I did that either, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
So, yeah, this mouse is like dancing and rapping in
front of the mirrors. Annabelle, you cracked one of the
mers kras, half orc barbarian, just patting mer sadly you
want to investigate and I go to that twenty all right?
You notice, after all your friends official in trancec A

(27:59):
the merrors. Uh that you notice your reflection is moving
in such a way that it's it's not just a
distortion of you, it's not you.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
In fact, this mirror you recognize is a mimic.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
You didn't get the burger in my nose that I
can feel in there. I know you're not real mimic.
Show yourself.

Speaker 10 (28:24):
The games up.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Fuck them up, boys, and the mirrors all populate with
twisted faces.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
And we're gonna start our first inroad game.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
So before you guys walk up on stage, before this game,
can everybody just give me a wisdom saving throw?

Speaker 15 (28:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Did whis forget me any kind of a Yeah? I
will give you advantage? That was That was a rad
rap dissonant whispers.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Eighteen. Fuck mass has become wiser two.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
High.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
That's the highest on the ball of the first of one.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Can you get that advantage?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I don't need if you want to, if you want
to use it now you can. It's up to you. Yeah,
you want to do it.

Speaker 15 (29:20):
I want to go.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
You have one more? That's what you my god?

Speaker 11 (29:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Character eighteen? I think I think that means Darby is
the lowest.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
So we'll have everybody hop up on stage Darby, you're
going to be charmed and recruited by the mimics for this.
So we are going to need some audience volunteers for
this game. I'll explain kind of what the gist is for.
All you have to do is say kind of one
word at a time to try and answer some questions.
These are each gonna be sort of three headed experts.

(30:08):
They're kind of mirror people experts where they can only
speak one word at a time and they're gonna go
back and forth giving answers to your questions.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Best answer will win. So does anybody think they.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Can say one word at a time for the mirror side?
I gotta see a hand in the back, yea, come
on up? Anyone else interested?

Speaker 16 (30:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I got another hand over there, perfect, Yeah, come on up. Thanks,
Hug in the bank.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So what are what are y'all's names? By the way,
or volunteers? Jacob Jacob trying to give it so ill
of you guys shoot together with Julia. So you guys
are kind of shoulders shoulder. You guys are shoulder shoulder.
So each of these guys is an expert that's gonna
answer questions one word at a time.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Does that make sense.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
So I'll sort to point at you and you guys
will go down the line and then it'll repeat back
for your answers. Okay, when you are done with your answer,
I would like to have you guys just sort of
like do a little signal, could be like a curtsy,
about a wave, like just something all unified together to
signal that you're done.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So what do you guys want to do to do?
Like little bower a little bow?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Okay, great, when they bower currency that signals that the
answer is complete. That's like the period at the end
of the answer.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
So we're going to all a weird you I mean, yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
So we're going to get some some questions for these experts. First,
let's get a topic though. What are they an expert on?
Could be any subject?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Do you want to learn more? I like I do
like I like cheese mongering as a feeling like she's
monitoring too. Great. Cool.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
So just to get a little little practice in, I'm
gonna ask you guys, like just to start a practice
question to both teams that you're each going to answer
one word at a time.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
So, uh, first question for you guys, why has cheese
got so many holes.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Cheese has so many.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Holes because it is holy. Same same question, do you expert?
Why does cheese have so many holes? Cheese is very
holy and delicious practice. Let's get some audience questions. What

(32:55):
do you guys want to know about cheese? All right, perfect,
We're gonna start with you guys. Who invented cheese? Cheese?
One word? Please?

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Mesquiet?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Cheese was invented by alien. I don't know that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna give that to sir cheese. Why don't
you guys just do this instead of bout Yeah, Yeah,

(33:43):
that's the cheese. One other questions you may have that
that's point for them. One other questions again?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Why?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Why is Why is some cheese yellow? We'll start over here.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Some cheese because it is very phil with sunshine.

Speaker 12 (34:05):
Joy?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Why is some cheese yellow? Please? Because cheese hates people.

Speaker 11 (34:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
As much as I like this gesture adds a lot
to whatever you say, I din'd like me.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
You guys got a genuine this is evolved in one one.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
This would be first first team to three. Let's get
another cheese related question. I heard something that the best cheese. Oh,
what's the best cheese. Yeah, that's a great question. Who
do we start with?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Last time with them? So you yes, what's the best cheese? Cheese?

Speaker 7 (35:02):
That is eaten quick east?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
What's the question?

Speaker 6 (35:15):
What's the best cheese? The best cheese is found in
your grandmother's.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I don't know. I'm tempted to give it to them,
the palpable grandmothers. Powerful. Sorry, so two to one to one?
Alright's right? What's another cheese question?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Controlled cheese?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
All right? Who controls the cheese?

Speaker 15 (36:00):
Big cheese is controlled by grimlins, probably since they control.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
The government controlled big cheese. That's not a word you
wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I think, just for the sheer conviction that they had
a lot of hair. Words were questions government. So alright,
he sends me a time maker.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Last question, how do you deal with the disappointment on
your cheese?

Speaker 16 (36:55):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Great question? Alright?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Starting with you guys, how do you deal with the
disappointment of finding mold on your genesse?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Cry about spoiled? That's fair great. How do you deal
with the disappointment of finding mold on your cheese?

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Learn to call a friendly ghostbuster.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
No question. This is gonna be a touppie. So audience.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Tell me out here, do you think this team won
that round? Clap it up if you think this team,
clap it up for this answer that concludes combat. You
guys were narrowly victorious. Give it up for our audience.

(37:59):
Due to stay sick for the stick around to the end.
You guys get a chance to roll. Yeah, you don't
just get to you. Yeah, you go over that Pokemon.
It could be millions of dollars in there. All right, nice, Joab,
I'll give them another round.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You guys end up shattering pretty much every mirror in
this place, but the mears.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Cut you up a little bit. You guys take some damage.
Uh so uh, just go ahead and sick.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
I'm so sorry. I hate you all, but I'm really
sorry they.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Made me do it.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
The pain reminds me I'm still alive.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Oh my god, it's so bleak. That was supposed to
be encouraging.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
What all right, nothing crazy. You guys are just gonn
take four damage. But you guys defeat the mears. Uh
and uh and you successfully now see both the exit
and you see the center of this like labyrinthine hall
of mirrors, this twisted fun house and at the center
of the maze, in a little octagonal room where all

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the merrs have now been busted out.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It's just a little basket on the floor.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
I investigate the basket.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
I'm gonna also investigate the basket, if that's all right.
But I just think it would be really nice with
my wimple.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Oh I gotta admit I'm tempted to kick the basket.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Okay, yeah, you can see it's like a pretty nice basket.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Oh wait, what do I egg for proficiency?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
You're gonna add that three days?

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Okay, So I got a ten?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Okay, yeah, it's like a wicker basket.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You do, I'll say, with a ten. You notice that
it's like moving a little bit, just like kind of
rocking house. I'm gonna crawl into the basket, Annabell, what
did you get?

Speaker 11 (40:02):
I got a very hearty six.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Okay, I'm crawling into the basket.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, you you crawl into the basket because you're just
a little mouse, a little baby sexy mouse.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
You're gonna have beit that so fucking soon. So you
get into the basket. Uh, And in there there's a blankie.
And as the blank he falls away.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You see what looks like almost like a little baby
cow for a head, but it has little human baby hands.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah, I'm not fully attracted to this thing.

Speaker 11 (40:40):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah that's a baby. I'm definitely not attracted to this
usually hands.

Speaker 12 (40:47):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I like that it does you speak with animals?

Speaker 8 (40:51):
Do? Oh?

Speaker 17 (40:52):
I am I do?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I speak with animals? I got that mostly all animals.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, both of you guys can speak with animals. Yeah
that's fine. Yeah you want to talk to it, go
for it.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
What do you say?

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (41:08):
Their little friend? Why are you in this basket? And
this horrifying carnival?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Just a lot for just like a little baby to go.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'd get into but basically, oh my mom she had
her soul stolen and I was.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Just kind of alone for the wide.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
Will you ask it if it's Mommy's also a cow
headed human.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I'm holding you. I'm still in the basket.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
I could understand when you said, earlio.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
No it's not I understand that you're a baby. Now,
will you are now my baby? This is now? I'm
you are now my baby.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
I lost thousands of babies the rat kill last summer.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
You just a lot of backstory. You're now my baby?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Though you're gonna know everything about I have a mom.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
She's you not anymore.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Deadline say the mother's not here. I'm sure your mother's
somewhere here.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I'm gonna be sure for you. I'm what a killer
if this is now my baby.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Car All I wanted was a baby that was not sexy. No,
it's sexy. Dad's always sexy. A dad that sticks there
for his babies. That's the sexiest thing you could be.
My dad's odd.

Speaker 16 (42:56):
Doesn't want to encourage this, but my mom he's single.
I bet she's hot. I bet she is hot. She
cow Yeah, she's.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
A minute towel.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Oh yeah, I didn't think that could be cute.

Speaker 18 (43:17):
Wed Randa MoMA, Yes, I pick up the basket.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
Wow, this basket. Will you go through your little hat?
It's called a wimble loads up a new avoyd.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
So like her soul around here too. We gotta find
the soul or just her.

Speaker 10 (43:45):
Well the carnival and the carnival of told all your
souls are he.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Yeah, she's okay, okay, yeah, understands. Why are you so sad?
I said, I understand, I know, but you're.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
Just giving off real sad vibes over now.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I thought changing my hair would help.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
You don't have to speaks with the animals.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Wipe never mind, fuck you, My baby said fuck you. Yeah,
I got the vibe. I got the vibe. Great.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
So you guys pick up the basket with the baby minotaur.
You're you're free to leave the fun ass less. There's
anything else you guys wanted you here. You still have
your choice of the animal tent, Flopso's dressing room, or
the carnival game's row.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
We are not taking a baby to flip safe.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Oh, minotaur might be with the animals, right, that's a.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Good point, but you can't eat any of the animals, crass.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You know how I feel about the animals.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Set them free.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
I'll just have some beef jerkey out of my pocket
for now, all right.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So you guys are to the animal tent. Yeah, it's
weird that you're eating it right in front of me,
but it's all right.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Mice eat meat.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I have a baby that's a cow.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
He didn't say what did he say?

Speaker 12 (45:15):
It was?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Beef? Jackys In said it was I'm just assuming.

Speaker 11 (45:19):
Well that's on you.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
You're right, me assuming makes an ass out of you
and me. You're starting to sound like.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Me, great, you guys, talk with my voice.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You find your way there.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You walk back into the large, large tent you were
in before and into a side room where you see
there's these large cages inside. You recognize there's displacer beasts
rapped inside. There's one cage larger than the others. A
minotaur sits whittling.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
Is that can you see if that's the baby's mummy?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Before you approach, a young woman walks up to you.
She's like ripped and she's uh. She comes up and
she's like, you got like a riding crop and she's
just like, thank you guys doing over here these animals.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I am nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yoh sorry, I'm Meghan the animal trainer. They call me
Meghan Trainer's.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Got a big ass, and I'm I'm right here. Where
are you from? I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
I think I'm there from there too, from the same point.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I think, yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Question Mark Jersey, Hi, Coffy Esteine is from.

Speaker 8 (46:48):
That's the place I keep saying, get out of here
and get back into the voice.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, get out of here, Get out of here. Yeah, anyway,
get out of here.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
I have no intention of leaving. Can you tell me.
A lot of these animals are in these cages. It's
just like for fun. Is that just like your vibe?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I got to say, hey, get out of here. I
got a job to do. Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I trained the animals, they entertain the people, collect the souls.
It's all part of the big the big churn, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah, get out of here. It's all part of the
big churn.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
To get out of here, get back to the big chain.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
Is that an actual thing that I should.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Buy, not a literal churn?

Speaker 11 (47:34):
Is it like part of the corporate values?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, it's like like big, like you know, there's big pharma.
We're big carnival of souls. We're all just trapped in
a cog. Yeah, get out of here. How do you
not understand what's going on? Get out of here.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
I just dig girls who work out.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Okay, weird.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I'm trying to hook up grass here. Guys, he's sad. Yeah,
you seem pretty sad. No, he's not sad.

Speaker 11 (48:06):
Do you want some time alone?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yeah? Yeah, you guys look good together.

Speaker 11 (48:13):
You are really hitting it on.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Once you guys go off alone, we might release all
the animals. I'd say, kraz give me a persuasion.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Check here, take off the hair unless you're lying about
being attracted to you.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
No, no, this is the real deal. Okay, tenkay, it's
the hair, all right, and take off the hand roll again.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yeah, that's my friend looking out for me there.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Hell. Look, look he looks so much better. He got advantage.
That's a six. Okay, buddy, Now you look like that
guy from Counting Cries.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
Don't they.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
Please take it up, you guys.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Whatever you guys are doing here, it's it's upsetting the animals.
It's frankly, it's upsetting me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
So are you not inenter chained? All right?

Speaker 8 (49:19):
All right, all right, I thought Clauds was gonna be
able to close the deal, but I got charm person.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I'm gonna sing another rap song the charm this person.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
You can just say, sing a rap.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I'm singing a rap song. You don't have to do it,
just weird cloud. I'm gonna in the position to do it.
Oh yeah, your yeah, baby, peace, please please please please

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would you go up with me?

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Me?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Me? Me? You also sexy baby making the trade up?

Speaker 19 (50:13):
You see, I am the whole name that's for you,
because we can be babies all day in the rain.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
We let the rain head our chest.

Speaker 17 (50:23):
Like ninety's arm beat that his army nine is arm
Beyne is armed by baby hell, not his arby baby Hell.

Speaker 20 (50:36):
Come never the chain up, baby.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I'm gonna chunk of baby. Why do you guys release
the bucket als?

Speaker 11 (50:54):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
She did fill try person by the way, so successfully
trying Meghan the trainer, distracting her.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You want to free the animals here?

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
All right? Great, watch your rule started with that?

Speaker 20 (51:09):
Well you are you just like it?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
So the cages are locked if you're trying to pick
those locks. Yeah, sleight of hand.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
Okay, I'm going for the Mamma Manita.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
I would like to just use strength sixteen.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
N look, mummy minotole will you get me my known
alcoholic babe?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
All right? Sixteen for sleight of hand? What did you
guys get on your rules? Seven? Seven three?

Speaker 11 (51:42):
I'm here for emotional support. I'm holding the baby right.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Uh so the least you're trying to get you the
mommy mantaur out.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You're targeting that one that that lock picks as you
use your thieves tools, the lock falls to the ground
and the door swings open.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
As Megan the trainer and mouse are grinding en up
in the corner.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, out from this this very large cage, almost like saying,
like nine feet tall. This thing steps out from underneath,
huge hulking minotaur just breaths steam on you through its nostrils.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
That feels.

Speaker 11 (52:22):
I'm gonna set down the basket at a good distance.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Thank you, jagging, What are you doing? That's my baby?
You're just gonna give up my baby like that.

Speaker 11 (52:32):
It's it's not your baby, and I'm so sorry. I
have to be the one to tell you this.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
No, I'm not. I why happy, I'm the one. Would
you just give me a quick animal handling check here? Okay,
I don't think I can handle this animal.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Nineteen okay, nice, Yeah, you gently put the basket down.
You maintain eye contact with the minotaur.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
She breathes on you. Her breathing slows. You better take
care of my baby.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Shut that.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
I just had to dance on that, Megan, the trainers
he wanted that. Well, yeah, you're not.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
It was fun. Homeboys swooped in the minute.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Our mom picks up the basket, looks at you in
the eye and nods as she just rips the locks
off all the other animal case. Yes, the other animals
seem pretty pissed off generally speaking. So this devolves into
a big scrap with a bunch of displacer beasts. But
you do have the minotaur and minotar. Mom, baby, are

(53:39):
are on your side in this scrap. And so we're
going to go to another ip off game your friend
plus all right, if we have any any pun minded
like folks who like dad puns, we're gonna play a
little dad joke game.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
If any it is interested. I see the other hand,
is that the same hand? Come on there you other people? Chance? Yeah,
we got yeah, we got some folks back there. Just
add another different hand back there as well. Yeah, come
over here, come over.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
Come along.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, there's good names that Yeah, you good for it?
Come on, Josh, you just want to ARC a little bit? Yeah,
give you a little bit more and you guys can
make sure of the semi circle here. Do you guys

(54:34):
want to come up this way like arc up?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Great for our volunteers, If you guys wouldn't mind just
kind of go down the line and saying your names.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Just we know, Jesse, I'm Britt, Sophia, Mike Hunter. Give
her a reply, So here's how this game is going
to work. Uh.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Just like a minotaur is sort of hybrid of two
animals or an animal and a person, we're going to
do a game called I crossed a Okay. So the
way that it works is we're gonna get a suggestion
from the audience, and then we're gonna cross whatever that
suggestion is with something else to create a new thing
that will be the pun. So uh, for example, uh,
if you wanted to, uh say, say the suggestion was lizard, okay,

(55:20):
you can cross a lizard with whatever you want. You
might say I crossed a lizard with a thief. And
then when you say that, everyone is gonna say what
you get? Cool? So let's just practice that I crossed
a lizard with a thief. What Yeah, sticky fingers? Who
so think of think of the sort of punchline first
and that helps, and then yeah, do your best.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
We'll get a couple of suggestions. The best suggestion for
each round will get a point. So and I'll say,
because you guys have the minotaur, if I have one,
I will jump in to help.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
You as well.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
And it's just whoever has one can struct It's not
an order.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Correct, there's no order here. So if you as you know, yeah,
just just be thinking of one. We'll get a suggestion.
You'll have time to kind of step forward to say
your joke. Just make sure to pause. Everyone can respond
with what you get.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Cool. So let's get a suggestion of another animal, not
a lizard or a cow. What's another.

Speaker 15 (56:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I like I like puppy. I think puppy is fun. Great.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
So he crossed a puppy with the something what'd you get?
Whenever you guys ready to give them run to plus?

Speaker 7 (56:29):
I crossed a puppy with the sultan Peppa sheika.

Speaker 15 (56:36):
A meal.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
I crossed a puppy with a with the North Star,
a wishbone?

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 20 (56:57):
I crossed the puppy with a vampire. What a barkula?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
I crossed a puppy with my tooth canine?

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Across the puppy with a cow, a milk bone, the throne.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I crossed a puppy with a cat? What cat dog?
I crossed a puppy with an author published.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
I'm gonna I'm.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Gonna give the point. It's a published.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Looked at a new suggestion of what is uh? What's
another animal? I heard something over there.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Icons like moose or elephant.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I'm here an elephant, alright, go for it, give me
an a closet elephant.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
I crossed an elephant with an esthetician.

Speaker 20 (58:25):
A cross an elephant with a flower. Forget me not.

Speaker 11 (58:39):
I crossed an elephant with a hot tub trunks.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I love that it's good.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
I crossed an elephant with a long distance a safar.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Week. Can I call replacement replacement tray.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Celebrity shot?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah you down and yelled out from back there. I guess,
come on, put him on a not sure, I don't
know the elephant ones. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 12 (59:25):
I crossed an elephant with Elmo tickling the ivories. I
crossed an elephant with a helicopter a helif I know.

Speaker 21 (59:44):
Hold on, I have that was too smart for me,
all right, I think you know what. I'm gonna give
it to Tickling's.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Repairs here alright, scores one to one. Let's get another. Animals.
I think they want cow. Cow couldn't be fine cow whatever,
cow clap it up for that, I finally have. I

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crossed the cow with a bar war fence, utter destruction.

Speaker 20 (01:00:29):
I crossed a cow with an ivy a bovine.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
I crossed a cow with someone who's been dead for
thousands of years, a moony.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I crossed a cow with an earthquake milkshake.

Speaker 11 (01:00:57):
I crossed a cow with a lie you bullshit.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
I crossed a cow with a martial artist by the
name of Norris.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Shuck. I think, I think I am going to give
it to bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I did, like I did, like all of the cow ones,
all right to one. Let's get another animal.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Crab crab, crab, crab, crab. Across the crab with an
oyster party. I show it a good time.

Speaker 20 (01:01:51):
I crossed the crab with unmitigated cell division cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
You know what's good when there's like a second where
everyone's like, what.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
One last animal, somebody very quickly said alligator, alligator nice,
all right for the final round?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Getting better.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
A crossed an alligator with a spoots drink gatorade.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
I crossed an alligator with a misunderstanding a crocodile.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
I'm waiting for everyone to understand. Don't oh man, mine's
bad too. H I crossed my alligator with my butt
swamp ass.

Speaker 11 (01:03:19):
I crossed an alligator with a farewell.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
A bye you.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
Across an alligator with a detective, an investigator.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
I crossed an alligator with a type of flooring, a reptile.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I crossed an alligator with a murderer, a cold blooded killer.

Speaker 13 (01:04:03):
I crossed an alligator with a lie and an onion,
an amphib onion.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
I got it out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I want to I want to hear yours, but otherwise
I will give a you don't want to know.

Speaker 20 (01:04:31):
I crossed an alligator with a breakfast cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Chops really strong. You get the pitty point, buddy t
make sure to stick around the back after surprises. Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Yeah, you guys successfully fight off all of the animals.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Uh and uh and and Meggie Trainer You guys fighting
her too?

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Yeah, only she fought us first.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Okay, yeah she was she was getting in the mix.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Okay, she was pretty nice, even though she went with
my new best friends.

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
She's married and has two children.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Up.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
She's married, you spy, ky, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
You give up?

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
That's the message you're giving.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Chucked it up all right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
So after all the animals are are knocked out, Megan
Trainers has been defeated. She she's she gets back up though.
She's just impressed with you guys, She's like, all right,
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
That was nice. That was You've earned my respect.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
So in the in the upcoming center stage, when you
guys do your performance for everybody, I'll clap for you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I'll give you my support. My soul's in your corner.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
All right, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Yeah, it doesn't seem be very appreciated.

Speaker 11 (01:06:05):
I don't really understand the stakes of that, and so
I'm sure it means a lot, and I'm gonna take
it as such.

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Wait, get out of here?

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Is there is there like a is there like a
special thing we call for you, like Megan the trainer
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
You can that's nice? Sure you like that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah, I'm just gonna we're all gonna see when you
guys do your big performance in the center ring later.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
So you think there's a chance we'll be able to
get out of here with our souls.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Well, if you get the support of everyone in the circus,
I mean maybe you'd have enough enough support to overthrow
the ring master. You'd need a lot of a lot
of performance chaps, a lot of charisma.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
Wait, you're saying that this circus of souls could be ours?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I mean I was just assuming you'd want to escape.
But yeah, if you want to be the new dark
Lord Ringmasters the Arm of Souls, I mean i'd support that.

Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
I've always considered myself to be like a business woman.
I'm like an entrepreneur.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, as you dream about owning the dark Carnival of Souls.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
The hulking minotaur mom holding her baby, walks over and says,
I support you as well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
He and my baby will clap for you. Our baby.
What's going on? Wait? What I missed this art? That's
our baby.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
It's just a little mouse squeaking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
That's our baby, unless.

Speaker 11 (01:07:48):
You have an interest in the mouse and then you
make it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Oh yeah, he does seem to have a really strong
desire to be a parent to this specific baby.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Give me a persuasion check here, persuasion me.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Shit, you shut okay, I gotta pus four motherfuckers hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Sixteen Sixteen's enough. It's my baby. I told you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
She looks down at you. You're so she's like nine
feet tall and she takes me up. It's a donkey
and dragon from Shrek situations. You're smaller than the baby,
by why why?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Margins? She looks huge? This we can make it work.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
Get out of here, Get out of here, Get out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
So that I can go after Megan, now right, you
always could, but she just doesn't take you. Dude, You
gotta you gotta let that one slide.

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
We'll find you somebody, kraz We'll find somebody, just not
not this beautiful minotaur or making the trade.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
There's so many.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Muscle mummies out here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
I'm sure as right, I thought this is my jam.

Speaker 11 (01:09:02):
You deserve someone who's as excited about you as you
are about them.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
Uh huh, you deserves take care of yourself before you
can take care of anybody else.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
But instead of letting me go find that, you guys
want to try me here forever and be part of
this business.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Oh I didn't imagine you here when I was running me.

Speaker 11 (01:09:22):
I would be more than happy to purchase your shares
for a very reasonable problem.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
As you guys get into the internal logistics of your
small business, I'm thinking here, and of course you take
on the newfound responsibility of a mouse Zaddi or whatever
you're doing over there.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Yeah no, oh yeah, Saddy, I think someone has to
find him zaddiable.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Oh okay, wait, what does Zaddy mean? I thought it
just mean sexy dad. I thought, that's what it means.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
It means, it means it's sexy guy. You won't have
to call daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Okay, okay, I feel like we're on the same page.
The reaction made me think it was a bad word.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Would describe mouse as Zaddi, definitely, you are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Heroes develop a small business that passes the board of inspections.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Will the mouse be a zaddy? Will Cras find love?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
We'll find out in the second half of Laughter and
Legends after we take a short ten minute intermission. That's
everybody get a chance to use the restaurant scrap drink.

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Perfect almost perfect, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Fine, Like you almost made it all right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
So when we last left you, guys, you were discussing
potentially owning the Carnival of Lost Souls. You're also, I guess,
like getting getting friendly with the minotaur sing single mom, Minotaur,
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Uh and uh, I guess being ignored by Megan Trainer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
So yeah, you still have the carnival games outside of
the circus that you can check out. Uh. You also
have Flapso's dressing room that nobody seems to want to
go into, which is fine with me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Maybe that's the secret of fighting someone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Yeah, I want to go there. I say, we go there,
but I gotta we gotta leave.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
My baby behind. I'll take my wife with me though. Right,
we're married. Now that's how it works. Oh yeah, I
forgot animals get.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Married fastened this extra planner dimension, it's how things walk.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Get out of here.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
That's your circus life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Baby, see your your minotar wife kisses you on the
top of your little tiny mouse head, and you guys
head to Flopso's dressing room. You see a star plastered
on the outside of a wooden door, and inside.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
The star just reads Flopso. Well, I guess we gotta
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
The knock, knock, knock, knock.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
Oh that's polite.

Speaker 11 (01:12:27):
There's no time like knocked.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I knocked. You don't hear anything the door?

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Yeah, there a handle, there's a handle.

Speaker 11 (01:12:39):
Hello, anybody home?

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Is there anybody home?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
You poke your head in through the door, and as
it creaks open, you see just a reflection of Flopso
as he sits facing away from you to a mirror
in the wall, painting makeup onto his face.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Is this a bad time?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
You think you're worthy? And to flop those domain you
invited us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
You well, now that you're here, you might as well
make yourselves comfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Is that is that stuff you rubbing on your face?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Really ill? Oh yeah, did you want to try.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
At this point? I'll try anything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Sure, My god, you're so sad. The hands you just
a little little tin of what looks like foundation.

Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
That my first time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Really white.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Now context clues he was rubbing it on his face.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
That's the right area. Okay, I don't think of this
on the forehead. You need to help you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
I got little mouse hands. I can do this.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
It's gonna take a while. You're not getting materia.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
See, you think you're good enough to use flop those makeup,
coming to flop those room and talk about your problems
and flop those presents?

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
You fucking gain him the makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I heard a rumor, just the little rumor, that you
are getting people from around the carnival to support you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
You're gonna be the star of the carnival, not flop.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
So but you, Oh wait, is this yours?

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Is this your whole thing?

Speaker 12 (01:14:42):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
Are you the owner?

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I'm the star of the show. Okay, you're just stealing
my spot. Stop cast lighting us. I have a middle
aged clown in a carnival of souls.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
For the damn to I'm sad too, So you're saying
that you don't have a plan be either ya, you
get it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I get grass grass grass. Now, I know this might
be weird, but maybe you wouldn't flop so it doesn't
have to be that kind of relationship. What if it is.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
I'm not gonna make any assumptions, but yeah, I get
what you're going through.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
And do you really want out of here? I just
want to be a star flop though, just wants attention.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
We wouldn't a regular circuits be better than this, like
whole soul thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
I've already cut out a pretty deep niche here.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
He's put in the hours.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
So you have to choose when we go into the
center ring. Will use the boat flop through and make
him the star? Or do you need to overthrow the
demon and become the king.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I foundation with.

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
Face tier tracks if you let it dry, I'm telling you,
I know this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
You cantural, you get it.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
I mean, if we were in charge of the circus
of the dam I don't know if we would have
necessarily a lot of time to be performing exactly we
would need a really established draw and for the surface
of the circus.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Of the dam.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
Yeah, and it's not like an author only like you'd
have to audition.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
All you have to choose.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Are you gonna say when we get into the center ring,
are you gonna support flops or do you need flops?

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Those?

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
You got my support, fop just black, good job, goring.

Speaker 11 (01:17:07):
Had women?

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
Oh sorry, you go ahead in a minute, I interrupted.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
G No, it's it's women supporting women. I just I'm
just I can't give this to you. I must support
myself and my needs in this time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Need you to respect that flop So respects it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Carney, recognize Carney, remember, can get out of that books
now listen. Fop So would be willing to give you
his support, his applause, his very soul.

Speaker 13 (01:17:49):
But you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
You don't just get it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
You know, there's like a little bit of an audition here,
so you'll have to prove you're worthy, fast, fair, Okay,
what's the late another game?

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Reasonable? You learned those respects.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
And you've earned mine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Finally, who knew that clop So hated women? I thought
it was pretty obvious.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Everything about screams misogynist, flop those a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Now what I respected?

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Now, apparently I think you can change him.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Okay, that's usually the best basis for a relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I think you can fix something the fixer.

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
Upper here I speak your tonic pals. Don't understand why
you're forcing the romance. That's your thing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Mouse, Yeah, you're the sexy one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I'm saddy. It's why it's like this. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
So all that's left for you guys to do before
your big performance in the center ring is to check
out the carnival games.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Do you want to do that or you you feel
like you don't even need it. I'm I'm ready to
check out. I want to do the carnival base carnival games.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Yeah, I'm into Yeah, that's what I meant by check out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Check out the carnival Yeah, on the same page. Always
always great. You guys walk out to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
The row of carnival games, you can see a bevy
of different ones. Ring toss, duck shooting.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
What's a bevy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah? Second that, what's a bevy? A bunch?

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
He has a variety. Uh, there's that one where you
fill a clown's mouth of water. That makes me a comfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Yeah, there's a lot of mauves in this place.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Only one Carnie is out here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
He's like an old grizzled man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
And he looks at you, the toothpick hanging out of
his mouth, just just barely clinging to his dried lip.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Cool.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
I slight to hand it. Sixty plus five US three
twenty four. I put the pot that wasn't in his
mouth in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
The whole thing's in my mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
Oh shit, live Jodia now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
On Carnival Dan.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I'm the last person you'd probably hear because.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
You want my applause, you want my support in the
center ring. Yeah, sure, get out of here.

Speaker 11 (01:20:48):
We want to entertain you. We want to earn that applause.

Speaker 16 (01:20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
And if there's anything that you wish you had from
your bosses either currently have, that you feel like would
be incentivized, it would be.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
God fine.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Hand it back to play it back in his own mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
He pushes it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Ok, in his mouth. It's gone. I'm fine.

Speaker 8 (01:21:16):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
The only way you can impress Carnival Dan is by
beating me, my Carnival games.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
I thought that would be pretty obvious.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
You got to feed a strength one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Sure you can ding the bells. I've deemed a few
bells in my day. Wait, wait, what is that yucumism
mean you're about to find out?

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Are we flirt? We finally found someone you like ross
this glass You couldn't dig his bell. Hey, chriss I
just want you to he's Kras, right. This is the
first time we've met as far as I know. Check.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Check inside pocket of your cheek, between your teeth and
your cheek, your butt.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Cheeks, cheek, you know what's in there, my toothpick. He's
a magician. He's a magician. Yes, I think Kras knows
how that one's done. That's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
Oh my good, he's making Damn, here's.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
The thing out. I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Just because we're short on time and Dan's a weird,
horny guy, Kras, I don't know if you respect the
laws that animals observe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
But would you I don't know, want to get crazy
buried right now? Does that mean I get to leave
this weird place? I mean it'll mean you don't have
to do my challenges. Could be happy and I'd be
the hero.

Speaker 10 (01:23:03):
Yeah, yeah, you'd be nice, but you would.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Settle down with dead and maybe never be this character
ever again.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
This cursed thing is still gonna do whatever. But yeah,
I'm down, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
You receive Dan's support as he slides, he pulls a
ring out of his mouth and slides it under your finger.

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
Hold so many things in your mouth, It's awesome. He
kind of makes me want to marry a magician. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I know I got them too sexy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I got plus five charm.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
What can I say?

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
I got plus five strengths. So watch it get out
of here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
As Dan gives you his seal of approval, you you
hear the sound of music coming from inside the big tent.
The Big Top is calling for you. That's the final act.
It's time for your final performance, your big performance. All
of the other folks from the carnival have have filtered
in and sat down, and they slowly start to clap.

Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
The mees makes it not as good.

Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
I'm scared, I tell you, guys, but I have stage fighting.
This is gonna be freaking me out. I don't like
it when they get faster like Casino.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
No one brought to go so fast.

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
I never expectation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
As you walk into the center ring, a dark figure
approaches from the corner, presumed the demon overlord of this carnival,
and they approach you and a spotlight drops on them. Oh,
hey guys, it's me Drunken dunkle Puff, a character from

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a previous thing for audience.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Hey what drunken duncle Puffs? Hey the mouse they lived
in my house. Get out of here. I thought you died.
Yeah I did, and when I did, I was damned
to hell. Yeah, and here's this is it? So I
took over the whole circus and uh yeah, now I'm
in charge.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
Wait, uncle Puff, I lost everything when you left, the
house burned down. All my thousands of children died. There's
literally nothing left of my family. I had to marry
a medator.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
Sorry, wife, she's way out of your leap. And I
think you need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
That I got a baby now, boo. The size of
you out here, it's the size of you. You're Australia.
I know I'm a rescuing it down on the look
and you were contractually obligated to do this. I'm sorry,

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but I've gotta I've gotta test you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
I heard you became an omnipotent demon.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Yeah, yeah, you're get a fish? Can I have that beer.
I have that beer.

Speaker 22 (01:26:14):
Sure they handed me. Oh it's it's empty. It's an
empty beer. You can fish that other beer. Yeah, both
those beers are empty.

Speaker 23 (01:26:30):
I've taught you well. Mouse, I was gonna chug a beer.
Now I don't have to do We do it together,
I guess. Yeah, can we jugg one together?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Began? Yeah? Yeah, so so I got a baby now? Nice?

Speaker 8 (01:26:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
How my mom?

Speaker 12 (01:26:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Your mom? Oh, she went out to go find you,
and she she died some of them. I know I
was wearing a slip skirt that time. I was wearing off.
It might be my mom, not me, my mom give
me his mom.

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
The mouse is mom.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Shoving this for real? It's so cold. It's so cold.

(01:27:39):
It's a gold that the drunk. It don't the buff
way I figured about how to be here in the end.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
My head, we get about their hist the bal she
either sensitive, I got real. Body's shoved there. We gotta
be saddies. You help me, fucking saddishead. That's the way.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
It feels good to be back. All right, But your
final challenge, we're gonna need you guys. Get up on stage.
Give hi around the BLUs.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
Al right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Two defeats drunken, nunkle buff. We're gonna be doing some
scenes from a hat here. If I can get at
least three audience volunteers, you're basically gonna have a little
prompt here and you're gonna try and fill in the
blank trying to answer the prompt just by some examples. So,
is anybody interested in doing that? Anybody interesting?

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
Joy?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
You want to go again? Nomination? You over joy? Everybody
on that for yourself? Lamar anyone else interestame?

Speaker 20 (01:29:03):
So we need again?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
This works is I had some some folks during intermission
and put some some suggestions in this hat. I also
created some earlier. Uh, and so if you guys can
kind of split off to the two sides. So if
you guys are on one side, y'all are on another,
and we're going to take turns doing doing the prompt. Oh,
yeah we have Do we need one more person? Yeah,

(01:29:32):
let's get one more Just so that's even kind of
like the the step out pun game. You guys can
anyone can step forward to the center to kind of
execute this park. You can use each other if you
guys need two people to kind of do an example

(01:29:55):
of it, and you'll sort of go back and forth
on the same prompt.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I'll ding the bell one time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
When your prompt has been completed, and when you do
one that's really good, I'll give you a bunch of
dings and that one will win a point for the
best one. Okay, great, So starting off your first prompt,
I we'll start with our heroes over there. Okay, things
you can say about your dragon, but not your girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
That is some firebreath.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Is it that time of the month. You're looking extra
horny today?

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Oh my, you're getting big elbow's looking to be ashy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
How much money did you guard today?

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:31:09):
You can go.

Speaker 19 (01:31:09):
Now, let's just say describe to be Uh, call me donkey.
That's my baby here, call me donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
That was the last one, So I mean to do
the one on horny. But all right, we got inappropriate
wedding bows. Inappropriate wedding bows, please whoever wants to start.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Hey, nice to meet you.

Speaker 11 (01:31:47):
That dress pics. She looks fat.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
You'll always be my second favorite of your father's daughters.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
So, uh are we getting lucky tonight?

Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
So I guess we're both serious about that if we're
still single by forty things I traded two donkeys and
a pick for you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Dowry. Then things that you want to feed to an orca.

Speaker 11 (01:32:34):
Someone who captured an orca.

Speaker 20 (01:32:41):
Listen, I'm hear me out.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
They got a big ton. Okay, hold on.

Speaker 20 (01:33:06):
You get the point.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Yeah, it's hardful for making the shows all really horny.
This suggestion just says therapy for craz.

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
Tell me literally anything.

Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
Why are we pretending to be the therapy?

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Do you feel like am I am? I? Crabs? You're
just trying it. You're asking like character notes? Okay, you
can do.

Speaker 11 (01:33:39):
How are you follow your heart?

Speaker 17 (01:33:41):
Are you gay?

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
When I hit stuff, I'm just trying to say I
love you?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
No, I love that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Okay, all right, I'll give you a fright this time breaker, tiebreaker? Alright.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
So what we got to your last suggestion?

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Objected ideas for new Pokemon flop? So crash sucking, make

(01:34:29):
you the trainer, right, choose you?

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
Here me out?

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Okay, yeah, hold on, hold on, here we a because

(01:35:05):
you evolved from Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
That was silly.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
He's a freaking stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Thanks guys, the therapy health. They don't need the hat anymore.
Still cursed, still cursed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
With with that display, that performance Uh. All of the
circus has rallied around you. Even dunkle Puff claps for
you as you now are handed the infernal deed to
the circus of damn souls.

Speaker 11 (01:35:53):
Oh my god, this is so good. If we just
get like three more people under us.

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
And then three people under there's three people.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
That way to your son, that sounds like a lot
of counting. Hear me out, hait me out. I know
that I'm the chaotic one in this in this group here,
but well, baby a little bit. I know, I get it.
I get who I am. But we're gonna really help
some people here.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
We could really release some souls and make some people
feel good about themselves at the end of this.

Speaker 13 (01:36:28):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
I don't like to be the morally correct one here,
but maybe we could help some people. Uh. And and
you know, me and my minute talk and go back
to earth and and and we could raise a baby
with a white picket fence.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
You just bring in three souls to four souls to
replace the three taking away and look good.

Speaker 11 (01:36:52):
Absolutely, it's it'll just work out way better that way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
I like what I said. When I'm depius. We hear
we we absolutely check lawyer. Now Carney Dan walks up
to you. Hey, Hi, I'm a I'm a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Also, if you want, I mean, if you want, you
can we could just stay here forever together.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Cool. I know I'm not I'm not very deeper complicated.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Yeah, I just I love you exactly the way you are,
and I hope you never change how this happened, Crass, finely,
you want someone to love you really are?

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
Yeah, they're probably not enough, not enough time to find
out what's gonna happen with the curse, but sure, just
go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
As as Carneie, Dan leans in to kiss you, the
cursed orb that you've been holding cracks. Everything about you
is wiped away, and you're a totally new character.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
We will tabut next month, class class, Crass, my friend class,
remember the way he was? Sad?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Dan looks over at you and says he's a Coming's
a go. The minetar mom walks up to you and
picks you up along with their baby and says, we
gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Get out of here. Yeah, we're gonna get out of here,
and then we give Oh. They started in m L.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
We don't like to call it that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:56):
It's more of a triangle than a pyramid is revolutionary.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
So can we just go back to the real world
meet me and my minotaur wife.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
Yes, I bring full soul.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I just don't want to do the.

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Bad your father, now your responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
The baby starts crying.

Speaker 8 (01:39:19):
You're right, You're right. I'll take care of my baby.
That's what real zaddies do.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
And so the heroes Annabelle and Darby start a very
legitimate pieces intellecting souls and souls under those souls within
the circus of the damned prez is gone, and who
will emerge from the chrysalis we'll find out next month.
And of course Mouse is now a happily married zaddie
with a mintar wife and a minotar baby. How that happened?

(01:39:54):
Life really goes by, you know. In your Mouse, I
think I only have like a two year life. And
this is par for the course for pretty much every
single time we do this. Give it up for laughter, Roger.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
And there it was the latest quest from Laughter and Legends.
Casey is a mouse? Now, yep, I do love the
running gag of getting rid of Casey, And however we
can do that. Yes, I think now permanently a mouse,
or at least for now I believe this was the

(01:40:55):
first quest Casey survived.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Yes, yeah, this is the first time I thought his
character wasn't actively annoying me really the rapping or yeah,
well I think he won me over because he was
a mouse who rapped and he wanted to be called
rap atuy. Yes, and I think I was like, you
get to live rap.

Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
Really good?

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Yeah, it's really strong, really powerful.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
And look, you just listened to this show, so you
heard how easy it is to get involved at the
Peak improp the It's a hop up on stage and
give some improv games a try. That's that's what after
in Legends is all about. Yeah, so one last time, Johnny,
you're the king of the plugs. Yeah, So where can
folks head to for tickets? Come see Laughter and Legends live.

(01:41:46):
You don't have to just listen to it. You could
see it live. Improv is special when you listen to it,
but it's even more special when you see it live.
Have I said come see it live enough? Come see
it live?

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
And if you go to the peakimprov dot com or
just is it Though or just Peak peakimprev dot com,
pekimprov dot com, you can buy tickets. It's very usable website.
I use it from time to time to buy tickets.
It's awesome. King of the Plucks, King of the Plugs.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
And Ethan other places other than peakimprof dot com if
folks want to follow peakmprof related things on social media,
was the best place.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Yeah, we've got a Facebook page, peakinprev Theater. Instagram is
Peak Underscore Improv Underscore Theater. Uh and then we also
even have a YouTube channel. If you look at Peak
Improv Theater if you want to see some some weird sketches.
I believe there's a video of Johnny playing the Willy
Wonka of the Cheesecake Factory if you want to watch
just that. Audres in that too.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Mm hm oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
I'll link that exact sketch and put it in the
show notes to make that easy as well.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory shout out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Shout out to you in two weeks on this very podcast,
feed Tune Titans who Johnny and Ethan are two. I
was going to try and do the percentage of how
much percentage of tun Titans you are, but I can't
do that. Matt twenty four per fifteen. Together, we're thirty
three percent of Tuned Ethan and Johnny, who are thirty

(01:43:19):
three percent of Tune Titans.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Two Titans will be back in two weeks with a
brand new musical, one with a lot of brilliant, chaotic energy.
I thought so look forward to that. Thank you again,
both of you for your time and your energy in
this room and your plugs holy shit, thank you for
doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 17 (01:43:41):
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