July 1, 2025 • 72 mins
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This live improvised musical was recorded May 2025 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com to get your tickets and catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
This live improvised musical was recorded May 2025 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com to get your tickets and catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, and welcome back to pit Pod. I'm producing Matt
and I'm here in the green cubby of the Peak
Improv Theater, thrilled to be joined by a improviser, a
musician now a musical improviser, comedy writer and all round
skilled person, Karina Letter.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh hello, Hello, it's great to be here. You can
call me Corn obviously. Yes, everybody can always call me Corn.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've always known you as Corn. It felt weird to
say Karina just a few seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
People at work call me Corn, people at home call
me Corn.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Okay, this is excellent Corn.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Going forward, we did the professional thing and said your
performance name at top, and then now it's Conn.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now I need to do the professional thing. Get my
broadcast voice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You don't have to copy this mad thing that I'm doing. Okay,
So I mean Corn, Is this a proper medium to
ask the question of how long have you gone by Corn?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So in the third grade? Yes, kids are bad at spelling,
as we know. You know, a friend of mine could
not figure it out. He's like, this is just going
to be easier if I just write Corn as my
like group partner name or whatever on the worksheet and
then since then, everybody's just kind of called me Corn,
and those friends lasted through middle and high school and
(01:17):
then it just like kind of people learn you as
that and then it just goes throughout life.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
So that's excellent. Well, it's a great nickname.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's fantastic. It's very very improv very whimsical. So Colin,
how long have you been improvising?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, so I've been improvising since I was in high school,
so fifteen years ago now, probably was when I had
my first taste of improv.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes, and I got to do musical improv in high school.
Was really lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So kind of grew up doing tons of music and
then got to bring that to the first troop I
was ever in, which was really cool, and yeah, I've
just loved it ever since.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I've very experienced lots of improv experience and getting
to do musical improv. I feel like to a few
other people this has been one of the first times
they've got to do musical improv. But you've been with
it for a while because you're a musician as well.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, Yeah, yeah, I'm originally a musician, so I kind
of learned how to improvise on instruments first and then
got to explore how to you know, do mix that
with acting improv early on, and so it's just been
really fun and get to kind of blend my two
favorite art mediums.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So it's awesome, excellent, that's good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So it's it's good to know that as a fan
of Tune Titans, should the unthinkable happen, should Bobby fall, so,
should Bobby not be available, that there is a a musician.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I get to I get to sometimes, you know,
do the do the music director thing.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I prefer being on the stage.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I think it's really fun to like Bobby is just
so good at what he does as the music director,
and getting to uh, you know, be with everybody on
stage and like get to do the storytelling piece of
it is like something that I just really cherish. So
it's been awesome because ever since, you know, kind of
met some of the other Tune Titans several years ago,
like yeah, we want to do musical improv troupe, but
(03:02):
I'm like, but I do not want to play all
the time, right, So getting getting to the point where
we like really have like the right crew right now
has been just like, I'm so grateful for it because
it's the right people in the right places and it's
just really fun.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, it's a wonderful group.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It seems like the perfect group for you with your
skills and your talents. Everyone listening to this has heard
your fantastic songs across the episodes. You're a fantastic performer.
Thank you, Thank you so much for bringing two Titans
to the city. Oh yes, So I mean what we
should do. We should do a sensible thing, and we
should promote the next two Titans that folks can come
(03:39):
and see live, which is on Friday, July eighteenth, or
the third Friday of any month you're listening to this
probably unless it's fifty years from now.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, we may have switched to like Thursday.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, where can folks head two for tickets?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So you can go to Peak Improv dot com and
see all of our ticket options there all the other
shows that we have there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So yeah, yeah, there's a lot going on. There's always
stuff going on at the Peak Improv Theater musical improv shows,
but there's also classes, there's all sorts of peakinprof dot
com is the place to be, so we should probably
keep saying we should.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Probably it's my job.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We should probably set up the tun Titans musical, the
original two Titans musical that's about to play for listeners
right now. This is one that you and I both missed.
We weren't their lives. So all I have is the
title to go off of, so glad to hear it.
I thought something that might be fun is I share
the title and you think what your fellow tun Titans
might have gone on.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The title of this musical is called the Gerbil Connection.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, so the first thing that comes to mind for
me is like the Rainbow Connections. So I'm thinking some
sort of a playoff of that has occurred at least
once throughout the show. I think probably we have Gerbils
that maybe fall in love. We love falling in love
on our troupe we love, we love each other so
much that we just have to fall in on stage two. Yes,
(05:01):
we always have several love triangles and stories going on
at any given time. So I'm assuming you know Gerbils
falling in love, and you know the villain who hates
Gerbils more than a mom who wants her house to
smell good.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, So.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Happens?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I hope we see a Karen of some sort, maybe
trying to sabotage the Gerbils, get them out of there.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The classic villain, The classic villain. I love that so much.
All right, let's find out if that happens. Became is
the Tune Titans performing the one and only time the
Gerbil Connections.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Coming to town.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Titans are fully improvised musical.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
This is Julia Ethan, Johnny step I'm megan.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
This is fun.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
When is helping us out tonight? Who here? This is
your time at our theater? Give me a whoop?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Whoop?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
This is an improv that who has never seen an
improv show before? Give me a what? What?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
So?
Speaker 8 (06:14):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 11 (06:15):
Is?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Uh, You're gonna see a fully improvised musical.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
I'm gonna ask you guys in a minute, I'm just
gonna ask you to shout out some words. We're not
gonna pull anybody on stage tonight. I'm just gonna ask
you guys to shout out some words. You don't even
have to do that if you don't want to. We're
big on consent here. Okay, yeah, but if you want
to you can shout some words at us, we'll have
a little discussion about it, and then when we feel
like we've got enough material, we'll just launch into a musical.
Everything that you're going to see in here tonight has
(06:39):
never been done before, it will never be done again.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
And yeah, we're just making it up on the spot.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Bobby's making up chord progressions, and we're just gonna go.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
We're excited. Are you excitedly?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Exciting?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Great?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
All right?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
So yeah, just what what's some things? Some words that
came across your brain today?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Gerbil?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Usual?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Usual?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Usual?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Okay, okay, I have a question about you have a
question about Gerbils?
Speaker 13 (07:21):
I do so.
Speaker 14 (07:23):
I only had a normal sized pet aka a dog.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Did any of you all have like little critters? I
Did they give you any sort of satisfaction?
Speaker 12 (07:35):
Hell no?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Did they even let you pet them?
Speaker 15 (07:39):
You can pick them up, but they're they're running from
They didn't.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Seem happy about it. Yeah, and then you know they
just lived their little life. And I did have a
frog to how big? Small?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Like like a tree frog?
Speaker 15 (07:57):
No, it was like lived in water, basically living like
a job. It was like an inch big and moved
for fourteen years.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
That's your brother. We had guinea pigs for a bit, okay, okay,
and we.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Got two of them because they're social animals and they
would get depressed if you just get one, apparently, so
we got to and they told us that they were sisters.
And then we found out a little while later after
a Bobby spent quite a bit of time looking up
images of guinea pig Genitalia. Yeah, that one of them
(08:36):
was a boy, and he was he was always trying
to get piggyback rides.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
From the other one. Do you think or spay guinea pig.
We just had to keep them physically separate. They could
see each other, but they could.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Be sad separated.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Did not want in bred guinea pig babies.
Speaker 16 (08:59):
I had a fish killed in college.
Speaker 17 (09:02):
Hermit crabs.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
How many decades did it? Barely even point one? O?
Speaker 11 (09:17):
God?
Speaker 18 (09:18):
Yeah, our cats, we think God, that's dark as hell.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (09:25):
It just seems like like the in pecked predator of
the house.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah, the cat. They don't kill you, Okay, So what
I'm getting is I didn't miss anything. I also have
heary that nobody has ever owned a cat.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
That makes sense. They're just kind of they've decided to
be there.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, like you live in servitude to that cat,
that cat you work for that cat.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 19 (09:53):
Okay, my NAT's on the other side of the clouds.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Can hay caketto this sweepy weird spoke something.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
And wee can and go downtown.
Speaker 15 (10:34):
There's something between them.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Listen, and it isn't sex.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Between us.
Speaker 20 (11:01):
That hermit crack looks deficious, the joy.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Said, it's kind of suspicious. I been.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
I could knock that jaw to the ground and see
how a hermit craft.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Swimming costal.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Coming between us.
Speaker 21 (11:32):
Thank God, there's say between us. This glass and my
liddle ship is sup between us.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
I am just talk with bow floor and I hasting
all the Neuman's hearts.
Speaker 22 (12:05):
Yeah, ham the best pit, but please don't find those
nail puppies by the mass.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Something in between us, something in between us.
Speaker 23 (12:31):
More than it's a tiny cainy peanuts something.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Go crazy, Frank, you seem real calm.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, I started smoking.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
On the outside.
Speaker 24 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
They put holes in my lids, so I'm mostly chew
on it. I don't know, Frank.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Look, you've you've lived a long time.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
You're coming close to the end of your extremely short lifespan.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (13:29):
You know you have any wisdom You lived on the
outside for a while, right, How what was it like
to be free?
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Terrifying singles? Kids? Those two things really scare the ship
out of me. And kids.
Speaker 25 (14:01):
Hand kids, seagulls hand kids, seagulls hand kids.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I found the little crabby home.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Then I waggled my soft body and.
Speaker 26 (14:25):
I tried to hide away from all the evil around.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Hound made the water came up so close I was
so moist and.
Speaker 16 (14:43):
Rides, and then the seagulls came down and picked me up.
And then a kid grabbed a seagull and broke its
fucking neck.
Speaker 15 (14:54):
Seagulls haan, kids, seagulls and kids.
Speaker 16 (15:03):
And in the kids get together and the seagulls swarmed on
top of down.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
They've picked out all.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Of the ice and the kids.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I couldn't cry anymore.
Speaker 27 (15:23):
It was like a big warm between the seagulls and kids. Yeah,
I had to see that. Why do you think I
took up smoking?
Speaker 25 (15:34):
Sorry seagulls and kids, seagulls and kids.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
I never knew all those things you did?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh fuck up those.
Speaker 15 (15:54):
Yeah, maybe want to.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Know about all things out there, even if they're dangerous.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
And kids cut out my hair.
Speaker 15 (16:08):
I'm not sure what the message was from your tailor,
but when it comes to be out there, it's where
I want to go.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
There cigarette, that's where your kid.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Thanks pretty good?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
I'm addicted to this hell Hell yeah, Christian.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Frank is my best friend. I'll miss you if I
find a way at.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Us YS cage.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Why are you going? What are you looking for? Why
do you want to leave?
Speaker 22 (16:59):
You?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Your safe in that?
Speaker 15 (17:01):
I'm safe, But I'm also so hornful my little Gerbil dick,
it ain't so bad.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
We're nothing.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Gurble balls makes feel bad. I learn to fuck more
than my plastic wheel. If there was another.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Gerbil, what I could feel out?
Speaker 15 (17:37):
Want freedom? But also the durbile touch? Is that not
to ask theall?
Speaker 12 (17:47):
Is it too much?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Seagulls kids, I'm not afraid of them. I'll cross any barrier,
even if I have to swim.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
I don't think your kind can swim.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
They can't.
Speaker 16 (18:10):
Well listen, I don't have much experience in that kind
of thing. I've never ever had relations with the gibil.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I stuck my claws into a sand dollar once. Tell
me more. I was experimenting.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
I was young.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
What can I say? Don't tell anybody.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Frank, you're the hell give its heal.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
This is Gerbil that you find.
Speaker 16 (18:40):
Listen, we live in a pet store now right right, guys, awesome,
we live in a pet store and they keep the
female Gerbils across the store.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
It's very far for us.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
Kind of bumming me out. But that's okay.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
I'll get there, and you know what, if I find
a sand dollar, I'll tell them.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
What's up for you?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah? Say what do you want me to say? Say?
Say this?
Speaker 12 (19:22):
Do you want to talk about your crap balls?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Say this?
Speaker 12 (19:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Hey you up new phone? Hey you up? New phone?
Who dis I got a PlayStation five? You don't want
(19:54):
to miss That's it.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
I'll do it for you.
Speaker 15 (20:02):
Frank, I'll tell them you up? Who this new phone?
He gets all the sand to show show up?
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Locked in nice good talk break. I'm gonna escape now,
god lock.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
All these animals are so sad and hearty. This is
the worst job that was gonna be great. Oh hi, Hi,
you're the cat man. Only I knew what you wanted.
If you could just talk to me would be so helpful.
(20:49):
I can only speak English, human English. I mean you
may speak cat English, you.
Speaker 17 (20:54):
May speak German English, but I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Stupid American if you only learned one language exclus suzuk
cat my friends. If the things say the cat.
Speaker 28 (21:29):
Want duke.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Cat with all.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
The furry, slimy scary things I see, however, away can
scratch me?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
What do you want? What do you want? If I
you were loved? Does that help? Or does it just
sound like a targe? What do you want? Little turtle?
A wheel? Is this life really bad? Orsic?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Cryer, steal? What?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Get open its mouth?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Those things times that I just want a good sometimes
just to serve you pets. That feels good, Josh, see you.
I want to climb where I want.
Speaker 29 (22:48):
But actually most of the time I want to take
over the world.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I want to the world. Don't listen. I don't want
to come here, want to? Can can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Have you been able to hear me the whole time?
Speaker 30 (23:20):
Horse speak the Cuban sars? My gosh, okay, are you
now speaking even a loose to me? Or am I
just able to now speak?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
But you're understanding men.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
It's about time. Whoa I am, Shelley. You probably knew
that already.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
What's your name?
Speaker 28 (23:44):
Pur Purse?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Simple? I like kids like shaer Purse.
Speaker 31 (23:54):
Okay, let's see if I can talk to other girls.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Okay, don't talk to old Truba lady.
Speaker 28 (24:04):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Her name is Vanessa, so you can speak?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
You?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Hey, Vanessa, I'm silly.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
How's your day?
Speaker 31 (24:20):
It's another lonely day?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Or Vanessa and nothing? Well? Answer my question. This is
just what I think I can't get.
Speaker 31 (24:39):
I can't forget myself.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Pray. Can you help Vanessa? I just wanted to Can
you cast now?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
I'm it's some gerbil pregnant.
Speaker 20 (25:05):
By the way, Vanessa was a twin you soldier Twitch.
Speaker 29 (25:10):
She might have a crude, she loved her Twitch. She
was her very best friend on this matter. She will
not budge to Vanessa.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Paint your guts. Oh, you've made her feel alone.
Speaker 29 (25:27):
Perhaps you can make it up to finess by finding
her friend of.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Her own devote community.
Speaker 32 (25:41):
Christelle Braggan's communicating.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Shelley.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
I think I have to talk to my boss about the.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Moral implications.
Speaker 18 (26:13):
Because you know, well, I guess you are consenting to it,
because like you're talking to me, I actually actually make
sure with another human that this is all real.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Wow, the whole pet store. Hey, sorry to bother you.
Speaker 15 (26:45):
I think I'm trying to find the other side where
they keep the female gerbils. Mo Nay, I don't know
if it was established before, mister squiggles, it's so loud.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah, I just know I'm an old,
old frog.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Hey.
Speaker 12 (27:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Nice fourteen years.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I've lived in this job. Nobody wants me.
Speaker 15 (27:20):
If you tell me your backstory, maybe it would inspire
me and also slash give me directions.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Maybe I can give you this cigarette. Do you have
any beer? If if I get to.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
The other side of the store, I'm sure I can.
Speaker 12 (27:39):
Give you some beer. That's what you want. The most
of this world is beer.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
No.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
If I have to be honest, I'll tell you what
I want.
Speaker 22 (27:51):
I was once.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
A happy young.
Speaker 33 (27:55):
Frog, but my girlfriend Frock got picked up by a dog.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And munched ride in front of my face, and I couldn't.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Stay in that place. I've been through a lot.
Speaker 28 (28:24):
I've been through a lot, but that is not the
end of me.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I've been through a lot, and there's all this snob.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
They think it's lime.
Speaker 24 (28:52):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
Nell snot. I never knew they could grow so.
Speaker 28 (29:06):
Sad.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
I never knew it'd be a little naughty. I never
knew my own gibel dad.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Oh shit, you know your dad.
Speaker 28 (29:24):
I've been through a lot. I've been through a lot.
It's true.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
When it comes to crossing this store. Maybe that's all
I've got.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Through lot.
Speaker 24 (29:52):
I was married again again to a lily white rock.
So she was so beautiful, but she got eaten by
a hawk.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
I'm loving a bad luck, and I don't fun.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
About you.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Good luck finding your love.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I've been through a lot, but you'll probably.
Speaker 34 (30:29):
Get eating by a dove carrying out as much as you.
Speaker 33 (30:36):
Hope, every love gets eaten by a bigger animal. It's
the way the world works. Yeah, there's a fucking cat
here and it's loose. If we didn't have these jars,
I don't know what you're doing out there. That cat's
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gonna get your ass.
Speaker 35 (31:00):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:01):
Listen, old frog, did you did you say?
Speaker 35 (31:04):
It?
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Says undertake Jeremiah? Is that okay?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
One?
Speaker 16 (31:13):
She used to call me Jerry, The first one, the
second one, called me Maya, which was weird, but we
were into it.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Look, look, Jerry, Jerry, this there was so much more
backstory for you than I thought.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I'm an important character.
Speaker 15 (31:35):
I'm sure you're intral now. If it's okay with you,
You've been here for the longest, and maybe.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Any pet here can you fourteen years?
Speaker 12 (31:43):
I know you won't shut up about it now.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Look just told me, we know I have to say.
The fourteen years is after my two marriages. I'm old
as head.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
Am I supposed to remember all of this? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
What were you gonna say.
Speaker 12 (32:05):
I just wanted some wisdom and help, that's all.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
Yeah, every one you fall in love with gatin by
bigger animal. That's the point of my story. Well, I
guess I'll take it under advisement. But I gotta keep trying, Jerry.
I don't want to end up like you saying her alone.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Good luck. Bring that beer back if you find it,
dump it in the top. It's a good way to go.
Speaker 36 (32:39):
From my first marriage. One of my kids survived. She's
across there somehow in this store. I could never tell.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Her that she is mine.
Speaker 36 (33:00):
She'd be so ashamed that I didn't hang around sorry, Georgia,
I love you.
Speaker 20 (33:22):
She simply of all the ghosts of Jeremiah's lovers.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Yeah, I feel like it's good for us to beat
up every once in a while, just to remember, yeah,
as ghosts, just.
Speaker 24 (33:38):
You know.
Speaker 37 (33:38):
I like to think about Jeremiah the way he was,
not how he is now fourteen years later.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Was first one, last one, last one. Yeah, he's my
Maya because my name's Maya.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
I was cute.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
La Parmiah croak.
Speaker 31 (34:07):
I remember hopping through the swamp.
Speaker 35 (34:11):
Then afterwards are turns me to a little swamp, and
I remember hopping through the swamp, and afterwards.
Speaker 23 (34:20):
Are towns to do a little sock when he's caring
on in bad.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
No, man, ain't no decold, but that God let me
get crooked bad Wait not now it was a dog bos.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
But I'm still Mahoney's beauty baby.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
And no man, no, maybe.
Speaker 12 (34:48):
I am mya, my young mya.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Mya, mya, myr money.
Speaker 15 (34:58):
You love me, Jeremiah, I would Lily Pats. I was
his sugar, my moa frog and came to my sugar.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Now see we was husband and wife.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Tis two francs to be.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
But then I went to the after life.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
As you can't play me.
Speaker 35 (35:27):
See, but I never happened swam and afterwards the town
was like to a little swam. Can't ever ever happened
to swamp? And afterwards a tom said to a little
song of the hog that ate his last wife, dine, Well,
(35:54):
I did that.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Frog get changed my whole life the though from that frock.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
And pent deep inside.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
And I fell also with that frog.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
That's how it happened.
Speaker 31 (36:13):
You see, Well, mine is carrying and I know what
you're thinking about.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
It wasn't a hair.
Speaker 38 (36:23):
And after my Tremia's limasin, I was then turned into
fridge couissie. But I remember hopping through the swamp.
Speaker 35 (36:35):
And afterwards he talks to a little song a gap
five of met happen the swamp?
Speaker 7 (36:43):
And afterwards it tunes to a little SOB song.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Right, wonderful, so is the Here's some questions about the
second act. Well, you know, will the cat take over?
That could happen. Will the Gerbils find each other?
Speaker 16 (37:25):
That's probably the big question, right, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Will
Jeremiah and the crab matter at all?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Probably not. And there's some other questions you should ask yourself.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
During our short intermission, we'll be right back for the
second act of Gerbil connection.
Speaker 34 (38:10):
Take a little time.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
For reflection when you're looking for a change.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Connection.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Take a little time.
Speaker 28 (38:28):
For reflection.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
When you're thinking a charge connection.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
It's all snot I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I just want a community.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just through.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
A lot. World top and shot world Tom.
Speaker 31 (39:14):
I don't have a baby, kees, I just want.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
To have turble babies, canny, help and a sun. Can
you met her? Mike with stop?
Speaker 28 (39:27):
You were?
Speaker 12 (39:28):
You were?
Speaker 7 (39:30):
You were us?
Speaker 6 (39:34):
You found? Who did you?
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Shoes? You m I need some protection if you want
any sh m hm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
Hello, hey, hello, what is it always you? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 8 (40:20):
I've never seen you before.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I'm not just I need your help. My name is Georgia.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 15 (40:29):
Okay, sure, I'm mister squiggles. Maybe I can maybe I
can help you're you're trying to.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Escape to Yes, I just said that every person I've
met has been deeply.
Speaker 13 (40:46):
Not me.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
I really help. I'll join you on your on your
What are you doing? How are you out?
Speaker 7 (40:52):
What are you doing?
Speaker 12 (40:53):
It's just me and my big cigarette. I'm just walking
across the bed store. I'm trying to find a gerbal connection,
a Gerbil connection.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
I'm trying to There's gotta be more out there.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I swear.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Than this little jar and holds her hair.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
I need to see the world. I need to find.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Family and friends or is this or there is? Is
this my glassy and I need to get out of
this job.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
I need to get out.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
And go real far away. Can you help? I can
try try to hit it with a cigarette. I don't
know what a cigarette does.
Speaker 12 (41:52):
I'll try to free you.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
With Nico Team perfect.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
I don't know if it will work, if you will
be free, but our mom to save you. I see
myself in you.
Speaker 12 (42:11):
Just a few hours go see mister Squiggles was trapped.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
To gotta get.
Speaker 12 (42:19):
Out of this job metaphorically for you.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Gotta get out of this job literally for you.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
I gotta get out of this job.
Speaker 28 (42:35):
In it.
Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yeah, ahead, gotta get out of this job.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Let me one more and I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Yes, I'll swing it up.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, yeah, I'll hit it at the same time. All right.
Speaker 12 (42:52):
You gotta Georgia ready?
Speaker 8 (42:53):
One, two, three, three?
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Oh?
Speaker 28 (43:06):
Fuck?
Speaker 12 (43:07):
Say something behind you?
Speaker 6 (43:09):
Yeah, it's the cat. The Park Park, The dog kind
the dog. I remember a story when I was a baby.
Speaker 16 (43:22):
I don't know who was telling it to me, but
every small animal gets eaten by a bigger animal.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
That was the moral of the story.
Speaker 35 (43:33):
Than that.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
Fun's name is Booz. I can pronounce things with my
big dog tongue.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Sorry, sorry, purs of ruin in this whole delicious.
Speaker 12 (43:52):
George Georgia goes to it.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
It's fine.
Speaker 20 (43:56):
He's been a great sight kid for years.
Speaker 28 (43:58):
I got the fire.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
You talk of cats getting alone, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I touched.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
It's what.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
It's snapped.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Is listen, listen.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
Whatever you do, don't lick that frog.
Speaker 28 (44:23):
That's what killed the pigeon.
Speaker 22 (44:25):
Like me.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
See, when you say don't do it, I want to
do it. When you say do it, I don't want
to do it.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I'm so tasty.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
I've got pathological demand avoidance.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
I'm not gonna work on me.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
All right.
Speaker 12 (44:40):
Look, this is like a life and death situation for us.
I feel like you're just toying with us.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
Of course, we're just toying with you.
Speaker 12 (44:45):
I'm a cat, I'm a dog.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
And want you to be my little Bundy friend.
Speaker 15 (44:51):
Let me let him go.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
He's saved me.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
You saved another creature that you could have instead.
Speaker 12 (44:58):
You know, I'm enjoyed around with Yeah. I even broke
my cigarette doing it. It's the only thing you had.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
And okay, yeah, go for it.
Speaker 8 (45:15):
Now, I smell like that smelly.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
I found this big laser pointer.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
I'm to get your joke out.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
I'm coming with you. Okay.
Speaker 39 (45:43):
So I talked to a bunch of people and people said,
I'm not I'm psychologically sound.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
So this is real. Shelley is hearing the nest of
the turbile talk and some like, we have some beef
to squash. According to purs Listen, I didn't know the
level of cognition that you held and that you could
even perceive having a twin let alone missing.
Speaker 39 (46:13):
Said twin Let alone holding a grudge about me selling
me specifically selling, said twin.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 31 (46:24):
Well, it doesn't make the felix go away.
Speaker 8 (46:27):
No, just the fact that you didn't know. Yeah, that's
totally fair. That's me underestimating you, which I'm sure happens
a lot.
Speaker 39 (46:35):
Yeah, everyone just see like cute gurble and they don't
know about the deep sadness inside, yeah, or the maternal instinct.
Speaker 8 (46:46):
That's really strong to you.
Speaker 31 (46:47):
Those are my three deep.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Well tell me more. I don't want your to be
sung with me, so tell me and a song? What
(47:14):
was you twin like?
Speaker 28 (47:15):
Were you like a t.
Speaker 7 (47:19):
Or were you just from the same thole or free tune?
Speaker 31 (47:29):
I've got three deep well dream.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Deep, and they're so funny.
Speaker 13 (47:38):
Swell got three deep man, It's gonna be a long
love song.
Speaker 7 (47:51):
And you want to hear all three times?
Speaker 28 (47:54):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (47:55):
Can can I just hear about?
Speaker 7 (47:57):
What was your sister's name, Kendy today was Canny.
Speaker 31 (48:05):
And I've gotta spot on my right cheek, but hers
is on her least.
Speaker 7 (48:11):
Canny can name was Cannysay, and we cried, cried, cried,
d She loved Canny, loved he was saying.
Speaker 31 (48:28):
She loved bub Marley, Christie Ball.
Speaker 7 (48:32):
Canny loved to dance.
Speaker 40 (48:35):
Everybody at our lane a gurble goal that Kenny loved
to rock and roll and shake her thing it that canchesture.
Speaker 31 (48:45):
That's rock and roll.
Speaker 41 (48:47):
And I also turn and we're curling ternal Canny by
Kenny Can Canty. And one more thing about Campy is
(49:09):
that she loved me so mister, which is nowhere because
of the attorney thing.
Speaker 11 (49:21):
I run.
Speaker 8 (49:22):
It's called the wheel. Don't we all?
Speaker 35 (49:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 31 (49:27):
Don't cont sends to be sorry.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
I'm so body you. That was patro nice.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Hey, Canny, time to get back to work.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Where is she now? Okay?
Speaker 14 (49:58):
So okay, I'm seeing here is that the name on
your cage says Vanessa. So I'm using some logic and
thinking that Candy was in the stores database as candy,
and I have a little like iPad but smaller, and
it tells me who she go, Oh, that's an iPhone.
Speaker 8 (50:20):
And saying iPad really wasn't that much more helpful?
Speaker 7 (50:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
I don't know what you know and don't know, but
I should assume.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
That you know things.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Please from this case be respectful. Shelley.
Speaker 39 (50:34):
Anyway, so there's this guy named Lester, who I think
but i'm pretty sure bought Candy.
Speaker 8 (50:42):
I have a little picture of her from the website
we had.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
Okay, my Candy.
Speaker 8 (50:50):
So in addition to.
Speaker 14 (50:51):
Helping you get pregnant, I am also going to help
find your sister.
Speaker 8 (50:56):
This. I promise you do both of those things for me.
Speaker 31 (50:59):
Those are two my deep wells, not cure my third
belt sadness.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I know I'm here for you.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
I think that's my calling now.
Speaker 8 (51:08):
Thank you, Shelly. Your figures are so tight. It's what
but in a good way, it's not. Okay, I'm gonna
(51:31):
help you now. So yeah, I can't let you out.
The cat and the dog runs free sometimes, but yeah,
I'm gonna be back. Care about you mean it?
Speaker 7 (51:50):
Left alone again? Alone again? Just been miss up.
Speaker 31 (52:01):
My little glass can chickat.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
When will things change for me? When will Lie finally
break free? Monday offline ways, baby to.
Speaker 34 (52:25):
Ground, Monday offline.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Nessus on her own? I know other journals or people around.
It's just a nesso.
Speaker 31 (52:49):
On this wood chip shaving ground. But south there, Lie finally.
Speaker 7 (53:05):
Breaks What who is?
Speaker 15 (53:34):
I'm sorry startled, I just I overheard your singing. Beautiful
and very original song.
Speaker 13 (53:42):
Right?
Speaker 12 (53:44):
Why is mister Squiggles by.
Speaker 41 (53:47):
Vanessa's I've I've traveled across the pit store.
Speaker 12 (53:56):
I've got a laser.
Speaker 8 (53:58):
That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Well talk.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Me from myself, okay, oh er.
Speaker 12 (54:23):
Soul, say that.
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Just for this moment is your log? How you want
to betty God for last time?
Speaker 15 (54:45):
I'll live free from this stage to.
Speaker 6 (54:52):
Talk to the U.
Speaker 34 (54:55):
Use my gerban ridge wait, use that.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
Honestly, then.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
This is Jody.
Speaker 12 (55:07):
Hijo is a frog.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
He hap to be escape.
Speaker 34 (55:12):
Oh you want somebody else escape for me?
Speaker 35 (55:14):
I want to do?
Speaker 20 (55:15):
What the fuck?
Speaker 12 (55:19):
It was so good? I follow the lyrics to the song.
Speaker 6 (55:28):
We were Journeyed Together? Is that the wrong thing to say?
Speaker 7 (55:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:34):
I found this.
Speaker 12 (55:36):
It's plastic like explosive. Yeah, George is wrong, all right.
Speaker 6 (55:46):
It's for it.
Speaker 8 (55:59):
Is the masor to write it.
Speaker 42 (56:02):
I'm just gonna connect the wires like an idiot. Listen,
I'll see you, super mister squas.
Speaker 7 (56:17):
Last.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
I know, I know it's gonna blow the glass read into.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
Her, don't you print?
Speaker 31 (56:47):
They told Georgia, I hope you don't feel much pain.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
And of glass RaSE you.
Speaker 34 (57:03):
How can I say thank you to you? You word
eat him?
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Ba Georgia. I'm your dad, Jeremiah.
Speaker 34 (57:21):
Yeah, I looked for it.
Speaker 8 (57:23):
Fans me.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
Dad, You're beautiful.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
Sorry you baby girl.
Speaker 12 (57:34):
You're so old.
Speaker 28 (57:37):
I'm really old, and.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
I've been through a lot. It's just like another thing
to add to the list. You're not supposed to help me.
I'm not supposed to leave you.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
That's how. That's how I've been through a lot too.
Speaker 16 (57:51):
Dead Dad, did you perhaps use all your energy? Left
in your body to get out here.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
I'm pretty sure I did.
Speaker 12 (58:03):
We can die together.
Speaker 15 (58:10):
Yeah, yeah, there's anything I know about frogs. There's for
sure a frog afterlife. Those frogs won't shut up.
Speaker 36 (58:24):
It's nice to meet you, dad, even though it's sad,
it's nice to meet you Dad.
Speaker 6 (58:35):
I tried not to be bad, and I remember what you.
Speaker 24 (58:41):
Talked me, that all frogs died from a bigger animal.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
But for me it was some plastique and some glass shrap.
Speaker 8 (58:54):
No over exertion.
Speaker 7 (59:03):
Also, I think I.
Speaker 8 (59:05):
Brokenheart, but.
Speaker 29 (59:10):
My last moment I finally got to be reunited with.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
You will never be.
Speaker 33 (59:42):
Mean.
Speaker 31 (59:42):
I feel weird asking us after that, but we should.
Speaker 7 (59:45):
We should.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
It's gonna take no friend, answered Shelley Lesters, and give you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Candy. Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Hello, Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Pet store employee doing a h unannounced.
Speaker 31 (01:00:20):
Exam of how good you are being a pet owner?
Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
No thanks, amen?
Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Oh you're a while. I want to give you that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
I see, I was.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Busy counting my hundreds and my mayonnaise.
Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Did you say hundreds and mayonnaise?
Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
My hundreds and my mayonnaise. I'm a wealth big god.
Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
I like to fly hand to me.
Speaker 26 (01:01:01):
I'm a wealthy man. Hey, and I really like my
man name, so you waste my time. I'm gonna get
the line where your man right.
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
For my man names.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
Yeah, it's an inspection of the help that saved me
of printer pal can't be here?
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Who I see these name?
Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Big money against our policy?
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Big money makes me a lot of money.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Wait, you're extorting the labor of an animal for money, Baix.
Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Mickles, she makes cloth? Oh she made?
Speaker 13 (01:01:57):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
I a germble himself a terble sweatshot. I'm not a
lot to ever stop. I'm so close more absolutely zero past.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
He pays me and.
Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Mostly just water.
Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
It.
Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Man, it's terble shoot. He fans the sand till my die.
That's a lie, the.
Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Future tells the candy.
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Sweatshot. He's a dirty word. I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
It's not a sweat.
Speaker 43 (01:02:55):
Technically sweat that, but I mean, by all the their
definitions of such, just and just just mting this for posterity.
Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
I'm gonna have to send this to and Borny because
they're sure legal.
Speaker 17 (01:03:23):
Heck, I thought you were just getting some cash from
all those little bird.
Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Cute animal apps.
Speaker 12 (01:03:31):
You know, like how.
Speaker 31 (01:03:33):
Someoney's parents exploit their kids for money online.
Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
But that's kind of almost time with this.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
It's all col Sharp.
Speaker 31 (01:03:44):
Did to this terrible sweat shop.
Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Yes, I'm gonna take you back home.
Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
And take you back to your sister. I can understand
you now. Yeah, she's still there. Yeah, and she really
hates me because I sold you to that guy. Oh,
I don't hate you. Whoa, that's big of you, because honestly,
after this, I hate me. No, you shouldn't do that.
(01:04:24):
Are you rescuing me? I would, and I do not
hate you.
Speaker 12 (01:04:27):
My promise, let's go.
Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
She's gonna be a mommy.
Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Whoa?
Speaker 12 (01:04:39):
What was left of the big cigarette? And I made
these little ones for us. I used the laser to.
Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
Light the ends, so now he's smoke.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Yeah, that was red.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
It was for me.
Speaker 15 (01:05:00):
I don't know about you, Like I know it was
just animal instincts and passion and everything. But like, did
you happen to feel maybe like just a little bit
of a d.
Speaker 12 (01:05:19):
Like some sort of exchange of energies between Gervis.
Speaker 32 (01:05:26):
I've found something, Dad, I think I got a fourth
wall inside.
Speaker 12 (01:05:37):
I feeled the way.
Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
For the world to the bread.
Speaker 13 (01:05:46):
I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
Mister squiggles.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
My baby is needed dad, and I never knew my
terrible dad. But maybe these babies cat, I mean maybe
if we could.
Speaker 12 (01:06:09):
We probably did.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
There's probably a ton of death.
Speaker 12 (01:06:16):
It's so crazy because my drible dad I never knew.
We both had no dad. But now maybe we could
start a terble family.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
That's rat ever what we never had. You'll be everything dead.
Speaker 12 (01:07:06):
I'm getting fired. Fuck, there's two dead frogs.
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
In an explosion.
Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I was in the zone.
Speaker 15 (01:07:18):
Sorry, I've forgotten about the carnage your animals.
Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
I'm an animal.
Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
I shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
Okay, I keep putting stuff on you that I don't
need to. Okay, I'll clean that up.
Speaker 37 (01:07:31):
But I have inadvertently kept one promise. Somehow you've met
a man to have with I mean sex.
Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
We did.
Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Okay, we didn't know that, but we had.
Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Don't.
Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Yeah, you're not You're cute and little, but your fucking machines.
That's right.
Speaker 31 (01:08:02):
It's weird.
Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
But there's someone who I met would be so glad
to hear about your fuck sash.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Killdy.
Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
You didn't all this summer, you didn't have to talk yet, No.
Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
I did.
Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
The dad of my potential children's.
Speaker 17 (01:08:32):
They're so formal. Don't patronize that cultures. I didn't know
you spoke drug of French. Really happened for you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
I know you've always wanted to be a mom.
Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
I made you a bunch of little tiny baby Gerbil
booties beauty.
Speaker 20 (01:08:53):
And also I made you this weading dress.
Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
I mean, if you as an ask.
Speaker 44 (01:09:03):
Hang on, no pressure or anything, just give me a second. Okay, Okay,
I'm never gonna see it again.
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
I made it over here.
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
I knew you'd made an important character after all. No, look, Frank,
don't worry about Oh Shelley, what up?
Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Shah?
Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
You good?
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
Yeah, I'm ready to play that PlayStation five when we're
running it works.
Speaker 15 (01:09:34):
Man, Okay, I know this might be a big Yes,
I know you got that little like sand cast and
stuff like, do you have anything I could use?
Speaker 12 (01:09:41):
It's like a ring?
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Yes, yes, totally.
Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
I know you have a PlayStation five.
Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
You're just the richest guy.
Speaker 12 (01:09:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
I found this in the sand. It's a sand dollar,
and I put my cloth in so much that it
created a ring.
Speaker 12 (01:09:59):
You're sure don't want to make another choice?
Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Sure, I found this.
Speaker 16 (01:10:08):
It was a man on one knee proposing to his
wife future wife who got eaten by seagulls.
Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
I grabbed the ring.
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Thank you, that's a child size ring.
Speaker 12 (01:10:29):
If you want to be the show, go for it.
I'm kind of I had a long day.
Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
And you're fourteen years old?
Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
He would you.
Speaker 12 (01:10:49):
Potentially be missus Vanessa Swiggles you could wear in his
other hat.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Finally, okay, so there we have it, the Gerbil connection.
(01:11:37):
I mean the love. The love was spot on, but
a lot more animal genitals.
Speaker 45 (01:11:41):
Oh yeah, I should have known. I should have known
that that would happen. I mean, really, that's the town tightens.
Thank you Corn so much for joining me here today
in the Green Cubby. No, thank you just one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
If anyone is listening this far through, they must be
a super fan of Tune Titans.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
So where can they head? Two for tickets for the
next show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Peakimprov dot Com is where you want to go for
all of your Tune Titans needs.
Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Yes, what a clean reading. I love that so much.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I'm going to do a mashup of all of the
Tune Titans promos of saying Peak improv Com eventually, Thank
you so much, con this was a pleasure thank you
and thanks for listening. We'll be back next time in
two weeks, all right,
Hello, and welcome back to pit Pod. I'm producing Matt
and I'm here in the green cubby of the Peak
Improv Theater, thrilled to be joined by a improviser, a
musician now a musical improviser, comedy writer and all round
skilled person, Karina Letter.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh hello, Hello, it's great to be here. You can
call me Corn obviously. Yes, everybody can always call me Corn.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've always known you as Corn. It felt weird to
say Karina just a few seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
People at work call me Corn, people at home call
me Corn.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Okay, this is excellent Corn.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Going forward, we did the professional thing and said your
performance name at top, and then now it's Conn.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now I need to do the professional thing. Get my
broadcast voice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You don't have to copy this mad thing that I'm doing. Okay,
So I mean Corn, Is this a proper medium to
ask the question of how long have you gone by Corn?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So in the third grade? Yes, kids are bad at spelling,
as we know. You know, a friend of mine could
not figure it out. He's like, this is just going
to be easier if I just write Corn as my
like group partner name or whatever on the worksheet and
then since then, everybody's just kind of called me Corn,
and those friends lasted through middle and high school and
(01:17):
then it just like kind of people learn you as
that and then it just goes throughout life.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
So that's excellent. Well, it's a great nickname.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's fantastic. It's very very improv very whimsical. So Colin,
how long have you been improvising?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, so I've been improvising since I was in high school,
so fifteen years ago now, probably was when I had
my first taste of improv.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes, and I got to do musical improv in high school.
Was really lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So kind of grew up doing tons of music and
then got to bring that to the first troop I
was ever in, which was really cool, and yeah, I've
just loved it ever since.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I've very experienced lots of improv experience and getting
to do musical improv. I feel like to a few
other people this has been one of the first times
they've got to do musical improv. But you've been with
it for a while because you're a musician as well.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, Yeah, yeah, I'm originally a musician, so I kind
of learned how to improvise on instruments first and then
got to explore how to you know, do mix that
with acting improv early on, and so it's just been
really fun and get to kind of blend my two
favorite art mediums.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So it's awesome, excellent, that's good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So it's it's good to know that as a fan
of Tune Titans, should the unthinkable happen, should Bobby fall, so,
should Bobby not be available, that there is a a musician.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I get to I get to sometimes, you know,
do the do the music director thing.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I prefer being on the stage.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I think it's really fun to like Bobby is just
so good at what he does as the music director,
and getting to uh, you know, be with everybody on
stage and like get to do the storytelling piece of
it is like something that I just really cherish. So
it's been awesome because ever since, you know, kind of
met some of the other Tune Titans several years ago,
like yeah, we want to do musical improv troupe, but
(03:02):
I'm like, but I do not want to play all
the time, right, So getting getting to the point where
we like really have like the right crew right now
has been just like, I'm so grateful for it because
it's the right people in the right places and it's
just really fun.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, it's a wonderful group.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It seems like the perfect group for you with your
skills and your talents. Everyone listening to this has heard
your fantastic songs across the episodes. You're a fantastic performer.
Thank you, Thank you so much for bringing two Titans
to the city. Oh yes, So I mean what we
should do. We should do a sensible thing, and we
should promote the next two Titans that folks can come
(03:39):
and see live, which is on Friday, July eighteenth, or
the third Friday of any month you're listening to this
probably unless it's fifty years from now.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, we may have switched to like Thursday.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, where can folks head two for tickets?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So you can go to Peak Improv dot com and
see all of our ticket options there all the other
shows that we have there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So yeah, yeah, there's a lot going on. There's always
stuff going on at the Peak Improv Theater musical improv shows,
but there's also classes, there's all sorts of peakinprof dot
com is the place to be, so we should probably
keep saying we should.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Probably it's my job.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We should probably set up the tun Titans musical, the
original two Titans musical that's about to play for listeners
right now. This is one that you and I both missed.
We weren't their lives. So all I have is the
title to go off of, so glad to hear it.
I thought something that might be fun is I share
the title and you think what your fellow tun Titans
might have gone on.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The title of this musical is called the Gerbil Connection.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, so the first thing that comes to mind for
me is like the Rainbow Connections. So I'm thinking some
sort of a playoff of that has occurred at least
once throughout the show. I think probably we have Gerbils
that maybe fall in love. We love falling in love
on our troupe we love, we love each other so
much that we just have to fall in on stage two. Yes,
(05:01):
we always have several love triangles and stories going on
at any given time. So I'm assuming you know Gerbils
falling in love, and you know the villain who hates
Gerbils more than a mom who wants her house to
smell good.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, So.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Happens?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I hope we see a Karen of some sort, maybe
trying to sabotage the Gerbils, get them out of there.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The classic villain, The classic villain. I love that so much.
All right, let's find out if that happens. Became is
the Tune Titans performing the one and only time the
Gerbil Connections.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Coming to town.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Titans are fully improvised musical.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
This is Julia Ethan, Johnny step I'm megan.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
This is fun.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
When is helping us out tonight? Who here? This is
your time at our theater? Give me a whoop?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Whoop?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
This is an improv that who has never seen an
improv show before? Give me a what? What?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
So?
Speaker 8 (06:14):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 11 (06:15):
Is?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Uh, You're gonna see a fully improvised musical.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
I'm gonna ask you guys in a minute, I'm just
gonna ask you to shout out some words. We're not
gonna pull anybody on stage tonight. I'm just gonna ask
you guys to shout out some words. You don't even
have to do that if you don't want to. We're
big on consent here. Okay, yeah, but if you want
to you can shout some words at us, we'll have
a little discussion about it, and then when we feel
like we've got enough material, we'll just launch into a musical.
Everything that you're going to see in here tonight has
(06:39):
never been done before, it will never be done again.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
And yeah, we're just making it up on the spot.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Bobby's making up chord progressions, and we're just gonna go.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
We're excited. Are you excitedly?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Exciting?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Great?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
All right?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
So yeah, just what what's some things? Some words that
came across your brain today?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Gerbil?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Usual?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Usual?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Usual?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Okay, okay, I have a question about you have a
question about Gerbils?
Speaker 13 (07:21):
I do so.
Speaker 14 (07:23):
I only had a normal sized pet aka a dog.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Did any of you all have like little critters? I
Did they give you any sort of satisfaction?
Speaker 12 (07:35):
Hell no?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Did they even let you pet them?
Speaker 15 (07:39):
You can pick them up, but they're they're running from
They didn't.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Seem happy about it. Yeah, and then you know they
just lived their little life. And I did have a
frog to how big? Small?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Like like a tree frog?
Speaker 15 (07:57):
No, it was like lived in water, basically living like
a job. It was like an inch big and moved
for fourteen years.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
That's your brother. We had guinea pigs for a bit, okay, okay,
and we.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Got two of them because they're social animals and they
would get depressed if you just get one, apparently, so
we got to and they told us that they were sisters.
And then we found out a little while later after
a Bobby spent quite a bit of time looking up
images of guinea pig Genitalia. Yeah, that one of them
(08:36):
was a boy, and he was he was always trying
to get piggyback rides.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
From the other one. Do you think or spay guinea pig.
We just had to keep them physically separate. They could
see each other, but they could.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Be sad separated.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Did not want in bred guinea pig babies.
Speaker 16 (08:59):
I had a fish killed in college.
Speaker 17 (09:02):
Hermit crabs.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
How many decades did it? Barely even point one? O?
Speaker 11 (09:17):
God?
Speaker 18 (09:18):
Yeah, our cats, we think God, that's dark as hell.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (09:25):
It just seems like like the in pecked predator of
the house.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah, the cat. They don't kill you, Okay, So what
I'm getting is I didn't miss anything. I also have
heary that nobody has ever owned a cat.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
That makes sense. They're just kind of they've decided to
be there.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, like you live in servitude to that cat,
that cat you work for that cat.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 19 (09:53):
Okay, my NAT's on the other side of the clouds.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Can hay caketto this sweepy weird spoke something.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
And wee can and go downtown.
Speaker 15 (10:34):
There's something between them.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Listen, and it isn't sex.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Between us.
Speaker 20 (11:01):
That hermit crack looks deficious, the joy.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Said, it's kind of suspicious. I been.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
I could knock that jaw to the ground and see
how a hermit craft.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Swimming costal.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Coming between us.
Speaker 21 (11:32):
Thank God, there's say between us. This glass and my
liddle ship is sup between us.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
I am just talk with bow floor and I hasting
all the Neuman's hearts.
Speaker 22 (12:05):
Yeah, ham the best pit, but please don't find those
nail puppies by the mass.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Something in between us, something in between us.
Speaker 23 (12:31):
More than it's a tiny cainy peanuts something.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Go crazy, Frank, you seem real calm.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, I started smoking.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
On the outside.
Speaker 24 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
They put holes in my lids, so I'm mostly chew
on it. I don't know, Frank.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Look, you've you've lived a long time.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
You're coming close to the end of your extremely short lifespan.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (13:29):
You know you have any wisdom You lived on the
outside for a while, right, How what was it like
to be free?
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Terrifying singles? Kids? Those two things really scare the ship
out of me. And kids.
Speaker 25 (14:01):
Hand kids, seagulls hand kids, seagulls hand kids.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I found the little crabby home.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Then I waggled my soft body and.
Speaker 26 (14:25):
I tried to hide away from all the evil around.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Hound made the water came up so close I was
so moist and.
Speaker 16 (14:43):
Rides, and then the seagulls came down and picked me up.
And then a kid grabbed a seagull and broke its
fucking neck.
Speaker 15 (14:54):
Seagulls haan, kids, seagulls and kids.
Speaker 16 (15:03):
And in the kids get together and the seagulls swarmed on
top of down.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
They've picked out all.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Of the ice and the kids.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I couldn't cry anymore.
Speaker 27 (15:23):
It was like a big warm between the seagulls and kids. Yeah,
I had to see that. Why do you think I
took up smoking?
Speaker 25 (15:34):
Sorry seagulls and kids, seagulls and kids.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
I never knew all those things you did?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh fuck up those.
Speaker 15 (15:54):
Yeah, maybe want to.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Know about all things out there, even if they're dangerous.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
And kids cut out my hair.
Speaker 15 (16:08):
I'm not sure what the message was from your tailor,
but when it comes to be out there, it's where
I want to go.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
There cigarette, that's where your kid.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Thanks pretty good?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
I'm addicted to this hell Hell yeah, Christian.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Frank is my best friend. I'll miss you if I
find a way at.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Us YS cage.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Why are you going? What are you looking for? Why
do you want to leave?
Speaker 22 (16:59):
You?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Your safe in that?
Speaker 15 (17:01):
I'm safe, But I'm also so hornful my little Gerbil dick,
it ain't so bad.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
We're nothing.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Gurble balls makes feel bad. I learn to fuck more
than my plastic wheel. If there was another.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Gerbil, what I could feel out?
Speaker 15 (17:37):
Want freedom? But also the durbile touch? Is that not
to ask theall?
Speaker 12 (17:47):
Is it too much?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Seagulls kids, I'm not afraid of them. I'll cross any barrier,
even if I have to swim.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
I don't think your kind can swim.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
They can't.
Speaker 16 (18:10):
Well listen, I don't have much experience in that kind
of thing. I've never ever had relations with the gibil.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I stuck my claws into a sand dollar once. Tell
me more. I was experimenting.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
I was young.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
What can I say? Don't tell anybody.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Frank, you're the hell give its heal.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
This is Gerbil that you find.
Speaker 16 (18:40):
Listen, we live in a pet store now right right, guys, awesome,
we live in a pet store and they keep the
female Gerbils across the store.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
It's very far for us.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
Kind of bumming me out. But that's okay.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
I'll get there, and you know what, if I find
a sand dollar, I'll tell them.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
What's up for you?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah? Say what do you want me to say? Say?
Say this?
Speaker 12 (19:22):
Do you want to talk about your crap balls?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Say this?
Speaker 12 (19:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Hey you up new phone? Hey you up? New phone?
Who dis I got a PlayStation five? You don't want
(19:54):
to miss That's it.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
I'll do it for you.
Speaker 15 (20:02):
Frank, I'll tell them you up? Who this new phone?
He gets all the sand to show show up?
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Locked in nice good talk break. I'm gonna escape now,
god lock.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
All these animals are so sad and hearty. This is
the worst job that was gonna be great. Oh hi, Hi,
you're the cat man. Only I knew what you wanted.
If you could just talk to me would be so helpful.
(20:49):
I can only speak English, human English. I mean you
may speak cat English, you.
Speaker 17 (20:54):
May speak German English, but I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Stupid American if you only learned one language exclus suzuk
cat my friends. If the things say the cat.
Speaker 28 (21:29):
Want duke.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Cat with all.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
The furry, slimy scary things I see, however, away can
scratch me?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
What do you want? What do you want? If I
you were loved? Does that help? Or does it just
sound like a targe? What do you want? Little turtle?
A wheel? Is this life really bad? Orsic?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Cryer, steal? What?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Get open its mouth?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Those things times that I just want a good sometimes
just to serve you pets. That feels good, Josh, see you.
I want to climb where I want.
Speaker 29 (22:48):
But actually most of the time I want to take
over the world.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I want to the world. Don't listen. I don't want
to come here, want to? Can can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Have you been able to hear me the whole time?
Speaker 30 (23:20):
Horse speak the Cuban sars? My gosh, okay, are you
now speaking even a loose to me? Or am I
just able to now speak?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
But you're understanding men.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
It's about time. Whoa I am, Shelley. You probably knew
that already.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
What's your name?
Speaker 28 (23:44):
Pur Purse?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Simple? I like kids like shaer Purse.
Speaker 31 (23:54):
Okay, let's see if I can talk to other girls.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Okay, don't talk to old Truba lady.
Speaker 28 (24:04):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Her name is Vanessa, so you can speak?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
You?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Hey, Vanessa, I'm silly.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
How's your day?
Speaker 31 (24:20):
It's another lonely day?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Or Vanessa and nothing? Well? Answer my question. This is
just what I think I can't get.
Speaker 31 (24:39):
I can't forget myself.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Pray. Can you help Vanessa? I just wanted to Can
you cast now?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
I'm it's some gerbil pregnant.
Speaker 20 (25:05):
By the way, Vanessa was a twin you soldier Twitch.
Speaker 29 (25:10):
She might have a crude, she loved her Twitch. She
was her very best friend on this matter. She will
not budge to Vanessa.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Paint your guts. Oh, you've made her feel alone.
Speaker 29 (25:27):
Perhaps you can make it up to finess by finding
her friend of.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Her own devote community.
Speaker 32 (25:41):
Christelle Braggan's communicating.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Shelley.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
I think I have to talk to my boss about the.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Moral implications.
Speaker 18 (26:13):
Because you know, well, I guess you are consenting to it,
because like you're talking to me, I actually actually make
sure with another human that this is all real.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Wow, the whole pet store. Hey, sorry to bother you.
Speaker 15 (26:45):
I think I'm trying to find the other side where
they keep the female gerbils. Mo Nay, I don't know
if it was established before, mister squiggles, it's so loud.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah, I just know I'm an old,
old frog.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Hey.
Speaker 12 (27:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Nice fourteen years.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I've lived in this job. Nobody wants me.
Speaker 15 (27:20):
If you tell me your backstory, maybe it would inspire
me and also slash give me directions.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Maybe I can give you this cigarette. Do you have
any beer? If if I get to.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
The other side of the store, I'm sure I can.
Speaker 12 (27:39):
Give you some beer. That's what you want. The most
of this world is beer.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
No.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
If I have to be honest, I'll tell you what
I want.
Speaker 22 (27:51):
I was once.
Speaker 12 (27:54):
A happy young.
Speaker 33 (27:55):
Frog, but my girlfriend Frock got picked up by a dog.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And munched ride in front of my face, and I couldn't.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Stay in that place. I've been through a lot.
Speaker 28 (28:24):
I've been through a lot, but that is not the
end of me.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I've been through a lot, and there's all this snob.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
They think it's lime.
Speaker 24 (28:52):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
Nell snot. I never knew they could grow so.
Speaker 28 (29:06):
Sad.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
I never knew it'd be a little naughty. I never
knew my own gibel dad.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Oh shit, you know your dad.
Speaker 28 (29:24):
I've been through a lot. I've been through a lot.
It's true.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
When it comes to crossing this store. Maybe that's all
I've got.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Through lot.
Speaker 24 (29:52):
I was married again again to a lily white rock.
So she was so beautiful, but she got eaten by
a hawk.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
I'm loving a bad luck, and I don't fun.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
About you.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Good luck finding your love.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I've been through a lot, but you'll probably.
Speaker 34 (30:29):
Get eating by a dove carrying out as much as you.
Speaker 33 (30:36):
Hope, every love gets eaten by a bigger animal. It's
the way the world works. Yeah, there's a fucking cat
here and it's loose. If we didn't have these jars,
I don't know what you're doing out there. That cat's
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gonna get your ass.
Speaker 35 (31:00):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:01):
Listen, old frog, did you did you say?
Speaker 35 (31:04):
It?
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Says undertake Jeremiah? Is that okay?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
One?
Speaker 16 (31:13):
She used to call me Jerry, The first one, the
second one, called me Maya, which was weird, but we
were into it.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Look, look, Jerry, Jerry, this there was so much more
backstory for you than I thought.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I'm an important character.
Speaker 15 (31:35):
I'm sure you're intral now. If it's okay with you,
You've been here for the longest, and maybe.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Any pet here can you fourteen years?
Speaker 12 (31:43):
I know you won't shut up about it now.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Look just told me, we know I have to say.
The fourteen years is after my two marriages. I'm old
as head.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
Am I supposed to remember all of this? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
What were you gonna say.
Speaker 12 (32:05):
I just wanted some wisdom and help, that's all.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
Yeah, every one you fall in love with gatin by
bigger animal. That's the point of my story. Well, I
guess I'll take it under advisement. But I gotta keep trying, Jerry.
I don't want to end up like you saying her alone.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Good luck. Bring that beer back if you find it,
dump it in the top. It's a good way to go.
Speaker 36 (32:39):
From my first marriage. One of my kids survived. She's
across there somehow in this store. I could never tell.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Her that she is mine.
Speaker 36 (33:00):
She'd be so ashamed that I didn't hang around sorry, Georgia,
I love you.
Speaker 20 (33:22):
She simply of all the ghosts of Jeremiah's lovers.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Yeah, I feel like it's good for us to beat
up every once in a while, just to remember, yeah,
as ghosts, just.
Speaker 24 (33:38):
You know.
Speaker 37 (33:38):
I like to think about Jeremiah the way he was,
not how he is now fourteen years later.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Was first one, last one, last one. Yeah, he's my
Maya because my name's Maya.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
I was cute.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
La Parmiah croak.
Speaker 31 (34:07):
I remember hopping through the swamp.
Speaker 35 (34:11):
Then afterwards are turns me to a little swamp, and
I remember hopping through the swamp, and afterwards.
Speaker 23 (34:20):
Are towns to do a little sock when he's caring
on in bad.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
No, man, ain't no decold, but that God let me
get crooked bad Wait not now it was a dog bos.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
But I'm still Mahoney's beauty baby.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
And no man, no, maybe.
Speaker 12 (34:48):
I am mya, my young mya.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Mya, mya, myr money.
Speaker 15 (34:58):
You love me, Jeremiah, I would Lily Pats. I was
his sugar, my moa frog and came to my sugar.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Now see we was husband and wife.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Tis two francs to be.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
But then I went to the after life.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
As you can't play me.
Speaker 35 (35:27):
See, but I never happened swam and afterwards the town
was like to a little swam. Can't ever ever happened
to swamp? And afterwards a tom said to a little
song of the hog that ate his last wife, dine, Well,
(35:54):
I did that.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Frog get changed my whole life the though from that frock.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
And pent deep inside.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
And I fell also with that frog.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
That's how it happened.
Speaker 31 (36:13):
You see, Well, mine is carrying and I know what
you're thinking about.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
It wasn't a hair.
Speaker 38 (36:23):
And after my Tremia's limasin, I was then turned into
fridge couissie. But I remember hopping through the swamp.
Speaker 35 (36:35):
And afterwards he talks to a little song a gap
five of met happen the swamp?
Speaker 7 (36:43):
And afterwards it tunes to a little SOB song.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Right, wonderful, so is the Here's some questions about the
second act. Well, you know, will the cat take over?
That could happen. Will the Gerbils find each other?
Speaker 16 (37:25):
That's probably the big question, right, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Will
Jeremiah and the crab matter at all?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Probably not. And there's some other questions you should ask yourself.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
During our short intermission, we'll be right back for the
second act of Gerbil connection.
Speaker 34 (38:10):
Take a little time.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
For reflection when you're looking for a change.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Connection.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Take a little time.
Speaker 28 (38:28):
For reflection.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
When you're thinking a charge connection.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I've been through a lot.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
It's all snot I've been through a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I just want a community.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just through.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
A lot. World top and shot world Tom.
Speaker 31 (39:14):
I don't have a baby, kees, I just want.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
To have turble babies, canny, help and a sun. Can
you met her? Mike with stop?
Speaker 28 (39:27):
You were?
Speaker 12 (39:28):
You were?
Speaker 7 (39:30):
You were us?
Speaker 6 (39:34):
You found? Who did you?
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Shoes? You m I need some protection if you want
any sh m hm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
Hello, hey, hello, what is it always you? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 8 (40:20):
I've never seen you before.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I'm not just I need your help. My name is Georgia.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 15 (40:29):
Okay, sure, I'm mister squiggles. Maybe I can maybe I
can help you're you're trying to.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Escape to Yes, I just said that every person I've
met has been deeply.
Speaker 13 (40:46):
Not me.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
I really help. I'll join you on your on your
What are you doing? How are you out?
Speaker 7 (40:52):
What are you doing?
Speaker 12 (40:53):
It's just me and my big cigarette. I'm just walking
across the bed store. I'm trying to find a gerbal connection,
a Gerbil connection.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
I'm trying to There's gotta be more out there.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I swear.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Than this little jar and holds her hair.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
I need to see the world. I need to find.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Family and friends or is this or there is? Is
this my glassy and I need to get out of
this job.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
I need to get out.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
And go real far away. Can you help? I can
try try to hit it with a cigarette. I don't
know what a cigarette does.
Speaker 12 (41:52):
I'll try to free you.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
With Nico Team perfect.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
I don't know if it will work, if you will
be free, but our mom to save you. I see
myself in you.
Speaker 12 (42:11):
Just a few hours go see mister Squiggles was trapped.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
To gotta get.
Speaker 12 (42:19):
Out of this job metaphorically for you.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Gotta get out of this job literally for you.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
I gotta get out of this job.
Speaker 28 (42:35):
In it.
Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yeah, ahead, gotta get out of this job.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Let me one more and I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Yes, I'll swing it up.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, yeah, I'll hit it at the same time. All right.
Speaker 12 (42:52):
You gotta Georgia ready?
Speaker 8 (42:53):
One, two, three, three?
Speaker 7 (43:05):
Oh?
Speaker 28 (43:06):
Fuck?
Speaker 12 (43:07):
Say something behind you?
Speaker 6 (43:09):
Yeah, it's the cat. The Park Park, The dog kind
the dog. I remember a story when I was a baby.
Speaker 16 (43:22):
I don't know who was telling it to me, but
every small animal gets eaten by a bigger animal.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
That was the moral of the story.
Speaker 35 (43:33):
Than that.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
Fun's name is Booz. I can pronounce things with my
big dog tongue.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Sorry, sorry, purs of ruin in this whole delicious.
Speaker 12 (43:52):
George Georgia goes to it.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
It's fine.
Speaker 20 (43:56):
He's been a great sight kid for years.
Speaker 28 (43:58):
I got the fire.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
You talk of cats getting alone, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I touched.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
It's what.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
It's snapped.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Is listen, listen.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
Whatever you do, don't lick that frog.
Speaker 28 (44:23):
That's what killed the pigeon.
Speaker 22 (44:25):
Like me.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
See, when you say don't do it, I want to
do it. When you say do it, I don't want
to do it.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I'm so tasty.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
I've got pathological demand avoidance.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
I'm not gonna work on me.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
All right.
Speaker 12 (44:40):
Look, this is like a life and death situation for us.
I feel like you're just toying with us.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
Of course, we're just toying with you.
Speaker 12 (44:45):
I'm a cat, I'm a dog.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
And want you to be my little Bundy friend.
Speaker 15 (44:51):
Let me let him go.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
He's saved me.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
You saved another creature that you could have instead.
Speaker 12 (44:58):
You know, I'm enjoyed around with Yeah. I even broke
my cigarette doing it. It's the only thing you had.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
And okay, yeah, go for it.
Speaker 8 (45:15):
Now, I smell like that smelly.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
I found this big laser pointer.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
I'm to get your joke out.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
I'm coming with you. Okay.
Speaker 39 (45:43):
So I talked to a bunch of people and people said,
I'm not I'm psychologically sound.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
So this is real. Shelley is hearing the nest of
the turbile talk and some like, we have some beef
to squash. According to purs Listen, I didn't know the
level of cognition that you held and that you could
even perceive having a twin let alone missing.
Speaker 39 (46:13):
Said twin Let alone holding a grudge about me selling
me specifically selling, said twin.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 31 (46:24):
Well, it doesn't make the felix go away.
Speaker 8 (46:27):
No, just the fact that you didn't know. Yeah, that's
totally fair. That's me underestimating you, which I'm sure happens
a lot.
Speaker 39 (46:35):
Yeah, everyone just see like cute gurble and they don't
know about the deep sadness inside, yeah, or the maternal instinct.
Speaker 8 (46:46):
That's really strong to you.
Speaker 31 (46:47):
Those are my three deep.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Well tell me more. I don't want your to be
sung with me, so tell me and a song? What
(47:14):
was you twin like?
Speaker 28 (47:15):
Were you like a t.
Speaker 7 (47:19):
Or were you just from the same thole or free tune?
Speaker 31 (47:29):
I've got three deep well dream.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Deep, and they're so funny.
Speaker 13 (47:38):
Swell got three deep man, It's gonna be a long
love song.
Speaker 7 (47:51):
And you want to hear all three times?
Speaker 28 (47:54):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (47:55):
Can can I just hear about?
Speaker 7 (47:57):
What was your sister's name, Kendy today was Canny.
Speaker 31 (48:05):
And I've gotta spot on my right cheek, but hers
is on her least.
Speaker 7 (48:11):
Canny can name was Cannysay, and we cried, cried, cried,
d She loved Canny, loved he was saying.
Speaker 31 (48:28):
She loved bub Marley, Christie Ball.
Speaker 7 (48:32):
Canny loved to dance.
Speaker 40 (48:35):
Everybody at our lane a gurble goal that Kenny loved
to rock and roll and shake her thing it that canchesture.
Speaker 31 (48:45):
That's rock and roll.
Speaker 41 (48:47):
And I also turn and we're curling ternal Canny by
Kenny Can Canty. And one more thing about Campy is
(49:09):
that she loved me so mister, which is nowhere because
of the attorney thing.
Speaker 11 (49:21):
I run.
Speaker 8 (49:22):
It's called the wheel. Don't we all?
Speaker 35 (49:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 31 (49:27):
Don't cont sends to be sorry.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
I'm so body you. That was patro nice.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Hey, Canny, time to get back to work.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Where is she now? Okay?
Speaker 14 (49:58):
So okay, I'm seeing here is that the name on
your cage says Vanessa. So I'm using some logic and
thinking that Candy was in the stores database as candy,
and I have a little like iPad but smaller, and
it tells me who she go, Oh, that's an iPhone.
Speaker 8 (50:20):
And saying iPad really wasn't that much more helpful?
Speaker 7 (50:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
I don't know what you know and don't know, but
I should assume.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
That you know things.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Please from this case be respectful. Shelley.
Speaker 39 (50:34):
Anyway, so there's this guy named Lester, who I think
but i'm pretty sure bought Candy.
Speaker 8 (50:42):
I have a little picture of her from the website
we had.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
Okay, my Candy.
Speaker 8 (50:50):
So in addition to.
Speaker 14 (50:51):
Helping you get pregnant, I am also going to help
find your sister.
Speaker 8 (50:56):
This. I promise you do both of those things for me.
Speaker 31 (50:59):
Those are two my deep wells, not cure my third
belt sadness.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I know I'm here for you.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
I think that's my calling now.
Speaker 8 (51:08):
Thank you, Shelly. Your figures are so tight. It's what
but in a good way, it's not. Okay, I'm gonna
(51:31):
help you now. So yeah, I can't let you out.
The cat and the dog runs free sometimes, but yeah,
I'm gonna be back. Care about you mean it?
Speaker 7 (51:50):
Left alone again? Alone again? Just been miss up.
Speaker 31 (52:01):
My little glass can chickat.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
When will things change for me? When will Lie finally
break free? Monday offline ways, baby to.
Speaker 34 (52:25):
Ground, Monday offline.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Nessus on her own? I know other journals or people around.
It's just a nesso.
Speaker 31 (52:49):
On this wood chip shaving ground. But south there, Lie finally.
Speaker 7 (53:05):
Breaks What who is?
Speaker 15 (53:34):
I'm sorry startled, I just I overheard your singing. Beautiful
and very original song.
Speaker 13 (53:42):
Right?
Speaker 12 (53:44):
Why is mister Squiggles by.
Speaker 41 (53:47):
Vanessa's I've I've traveled across the pit store.
Speaker 12 (53:56):
I've got a laser.
Speaker 8 (53:58):
That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Well talk.
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Me from myself, okay, oh er.
Speaker 12 (54:23):
Soul, say that.
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Just for this moment is your log? How you want
to betty God for last time?
Speaker 15 (54:45):
I'll live free from this stage to.
Speaker 6 (54:52):
Talk to the U.
Speaker 34 (54:55):
Use my gerban ridge wait, use that.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
Honestly, then.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
This is Jody.
Speaker 12 (55:07):
Hijo is a frog.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
He hap to be escape.
Speaker 34 (55:12):
Oh you want somebody else escape for me?
Speaker 35 (55:14):
I want to do?
Speaker 20 (55:15):
What the fuck?
Speaker 12 (55:19):
It was so good? I follow the lyrics to the song.
Speaker 6 (55:28):
We were Journeyed Together? Is that the wrong thing to say?
Speaker 7 (55:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:34):
I found this.
Speaker 12 (55:36):
It's plastic like explosive. Yeah, George is wrong, all right.
Speaker 6 (55:46):
It's for it.
Speaker 8 (55:59):
Is the masor to write it.
Speaker 42 (56:02):
I'm just gonna connect the wires like an idiot. Listen,
I'll see you, super mister squas.
Speaker 7 (56:17):
Last.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
I know, I know it's gonna blow the glass read into.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
Her, don't you print?
Speaker 31 (56:47):
They told Georgia, I hope you don't feel much pain.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
And of glass RaSE you.
Speaker 34 (57:03):
How can I say thank you to you? You word
eat him?
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Ba Georgia. I'm your dad, Jeremiah.
Speaker 34 (57:21):
Yeah, I looked for it.
Speaker 8 (57:23):
Fans me.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
Dad, You're beautiful.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
Sorry you baby girl.
Speaker 12 (57:34):
You're so old.
Speaker 28 (57:37):
I'm really old, and.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
I've been through a lot. It's just like another thing
to add to the list. You're not supposed to help me.
I'm not supposed to leave you.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
That's how. That's how I've been through a lot too.
Speaker 16 (57:51):
Dead Dad, did you perhaps use all your energy? Left
in your body to get out here.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
I'm pretty sure I did.
Speaker 12 (58:03):
We can die together.
Speaker 15 (58:10):
Yeah, yeah, there's anything I know about frogs. There's for
sure a frog afterlife. Those frogs won't shut up.
Speaker 36 (58:24):
It's nice to meet you, dad, even though it's sad,
it's nice to meet you Dad.
Speaker 6 (58:35):
I tried not to be bad, and I remember what you.
Speaker 24 (58:41):
Talked me, that all frogs died from a bigger animal.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
But for me it was some plastique and some glass shrap.
Speaker 8 (58:54):
No over exertion.
Speaker 7 (59:03):
Also, I think I.
Speaker 8 (59:05):
Brokenheart, but.
Speaker 29 (59:10):
My last moment I finally got to be reunited with.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
You will never be.
Speaker 33 (59:42):
Mean.
Speaker 31 (59:42):
I feel weird asking us after that, but we should.
Speaker 7 (59:45):
We should.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
It's gonna take no friend, answered Shelley Lesters, and give you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Candy. Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Hello, Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Pet store employee doing a h unannounced.
Speaker 31 (01:00:20):
Exam of how good you are being a pet owner?
Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
No thanks, amen?
Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Oh you're a while. I want to give you that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
I see, I was.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Busy counting my hundreds and my mayonnaise.
Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Did you say hundreds and mayonnaise?
Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
My hundreds and my mayonnaise. I'm a wealth big god.
Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
I like to fly hand to me.
Speaker 26 (01:01:01):
I'm a wealthy man. Hey, and I really like my
man name, so you waste my time. I'm gonna get
the line where your man right.
Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
For my man names.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
Yeah, it's an inspection of the help that saved me
of printer pal can't be here?
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Who I see these name?
Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Big money against our policy?
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Big money makes me a lot of money.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Wait, you're extorting the labor of an animal for money, Baix.
Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Mickles, she makes cloth? Oh she made?
Speaker 13 (01:01:57):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
I a germble himself a terble sweatshot. I'm not a
lot to ever stop. I'm so close more absolutely zero past.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
He pays me and.
Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Mostly just water.
Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
It.
Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Man, it's terble shoot. He fans the sand till my die.
That's a lie, the.
Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Future tells the candy.
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Sweatshot. He's a dirty word. I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
It's not a sweat.
Speaker 43 (01:02:55):
Technically sweat that, but I mean, by all the their
definitions of such, just and just just mting this for posterity.
Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
I'm gonna have to send this to and Borny because
they're sure legal.
Speaker 17 (01:03:23):
Heck, I thought you were just getting some cash from
all those little bird.
Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Cute animal apps.
Speaker 12 (01:03:31):
You know, like how.
Speaker 31 (01:03:33):
Someoney's parents exploit their kids for money online.
Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
But that's kind of almost time with this.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
It's all col Sharp.
Speaker 31 (01:03:44):
Did to this terrible sweat shop.
Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Yes, I'm gonna take you back home.
Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
And take you back to your sister. I can understand
you now. Yeah, she's still there. Yeah, and she really
hates me because I sold you to that guy. Oh,
I don't hate you. Whoa, that's big of you, because honestly,
after this, I hate me. No, you shouldn't do that.
(01:04:24):
Are you rescuing me? I would, and I do not
hate you.
Speaker 12 (01:04:27):
My promise, let's go.
Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
She's gonna be a mommy.
Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Whoa?
Speaker 12 (01:04:39):
What was left of the big cigarette? And I made
these little ones for us. I used the laser to.
Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
Light the ends, so now he's smoke.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Yeah, that was red.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
It was for me.
Speaker 15 (01:05:00):
I don't know about you, Like I know it was
just animal instincts and passion and everything. But like, did
you happen to feel maybe like just a little bit
of a d.
Speaker 12 (01:05:19):
Like some sort of exchange of energies between Gervis.
Speaker 32 (01:05:26):
I've found something, Dad, I think I got a fourth
wall inside.
Speaker 12 (01:05:37):
I feeled the way.
Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
For the world to the bread.
Speaker 13 (01:05:46):
I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
Mister squiggles.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
My baby is needed dad, and I never knew my
terrible dad. But maybe these babies cat, I mean maybe
if we could.
Speaker 12 (01:06:09):
We probably did.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
There's probably a ton of death.
Speaker 12 (01:06:16):
It's so crazy because my drible dad I never knew.
We both had no dad. But now maybe we could
start a terble family.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
That's rat ever what we never had. You'll be everything dead.
Speaker 12 (01:07:06):
I'm getting fired. Fuck, there's two dead frogs.
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
In an explosion.
Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I was in the zone.
Speaker 15 (01:07:18):
Sorry, I've forgotten about the carnage your animals.
Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
I'm an animal.
Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
I shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
Okay, I keep putting stuff on you that I don't
need to. Okay, I'll clean that up.
Speaker 37 (01:07:31):
But I have inadvertently kept one promise. Somehow you've met
a man to have with I mean sex.
Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
We did.
Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Okay, we didn't know that, but we had.
Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Don't.
Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Yeah, you're not You're cute and little, but your fucking machines.
That's right.
Speaker 31 (01:08:02):
It's weird.
Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
But there's someone who I met would be so glad
to hear about your fuck sash.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Killdy.
Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
You didn't all this summer, you didn't have to talk yet, No.
Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
I did.
Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
The dad of my potential children's.
Speaker 17 (01:08:32):
They're so formal. Don't patronize that cultures. I didn't know
you spoke drug of French. Really happened for you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
I know you've always wanted to be a mom.
Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
I made you a bunch of little tiny baby Gerbil
booties beauty.
Speaker 20 (01:08:53):
And also I made you this weading dress.
Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
I mean, if you as an ask.
Speaker 44 (01:09:03):
Hang on, no pressure or anything, just give me a second. Okay, Okay,
I'm never gonna see it again.
Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
I made it over here.
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
I knew you'd made an important character after all. No, look, Frank,
don't worry about Oh Shelley, what up?
Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Shah?
Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
You good?
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
Yeah, I'm ready to play that PlayStation five when we're
running it works.
Speaker 15 (01:09:34):
Man, Okay, I know this might be a big Yes,
I know you got that little like sand cast and
stuff like, do you have anything I could use?
Speaker 12 (01:09:41):
It's like a ring?
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Yes, yes, totally.
Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
I know you have a PlayStation five.
Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
You're just the richest guy.
Speaker 12 (01:09:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
I found this in the sand. It's a sand dollar,
and I put my cloth in so much that it
created a ring.
Speaker 12 (01:09:59):
You're sure don't want to make another choice?
Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Sure, I found this.
Speaker 16 (01:10:08):
It was a man on one knee proposing to his
wife future wife who got eaten by seagulls.
Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
I grabbed the ring.
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Thank you, that's a child size ring.
Speaker 12 (01:10:29):
If you want to be the show, go for it.
I'm kind of I had a long day.
Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
And you're fourteen years old?
Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
He would you.
Speaker 12 (01:10:49):
Potentially be missus Vanessa Swiggles you could wear in his
other hat.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Finally, okay, so there we have it, the Gerbil connection.
(01:11:37):
I mean the love. The love was spot on, but
a lot more animal genitals.
Speaker 45 (01:11:41):
Oh yeah, I should have known. I should have known
that that would happen. I mean, really, that's the town tightens.
Thank you Corn so much for joining me here today
in the Green Cubby. No, thank you just one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
If anyone is listening this far through, they must be
a super fan of Tune Titans.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
So where can they head? Two for tickets for the
next show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Peakimprov dot Com is where you want to go for
all of your Tune Titans needs.
Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Yes, what a clean reading. I love that so much.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I'm going to do a mashup of all of the
Tune Titans promos of saying Peak improv Com eventually, Thank
you so much, con this was a pleasure thank you
and thanks for listening. We'll be back next time in
two weeks, all right,
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