January 14, 2025 • 66 mins
This live improvised musical was recorded November 2024 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com and get your tickets to catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Elena Christie, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal, Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your Musical Director.
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're also based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between.
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs.
Produced by Matt Watson
Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (www.creatorchords.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License
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Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Elena Christie, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal, Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your Musical Director.
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're also based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between.
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs.
Produced by Matt Watson
Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (www.creatorchords.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, hello and welcome to the first episode of the
Peak Improv Theater podcast, or pit Pot if you will.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I like that, it's quite cute.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm producer Matt and right now I'm joined by an improviser, writer, performer,
and program director at the Peak Improv Theater, Ethan Goldman.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How are you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm good. I like pit Pod too. It feels a
little gross, but I.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Like, yeah, like we're in the pit maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, it's like if you had I'm imagining it's some
sort of pod growing out of a pit.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Sure, yeah, yeah, that's uh vegetative must.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I just want to put a picture in people's minds.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, sure, that's audio mediums. You create imagery. This is
now an image in people's heads. Not a good one,
but but there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pit Pot.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Look, this is the first episode on the Peak Improv
Theater podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Feed Ethan.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Just before we get started with this episode, do you
want to share a bit about the Peak and prof Theater.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah. Peak Improv Theater started in twenty twenty four, like January,
So we're the theater itself is only a year old.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Happy, thank you, We're a baby.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know what the developmental milestones are for a theater,
but I think we're like crawling around, yeah, saying words,
that's that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, we're both child free, right. We can't speculate on this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We have Yeah, No, we're experts. I think the audience
will be clear on that. But yeah, the Peak Improv
Theater is in Colorado Springs, where the premiere Improv Theater.
We're the best improv theater and also the worst improv
theater because we're the only one. Yes, but we specialized
in doing live improv comedy shows, sketch comedy, stand up comedy,
(01:41):
and we also teach, so we do a bunch of
like comedy education classes, sketchwriting, musical improv, stand up and
of course like our normal levels of improv classes too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, and I'm currently a student here at the Peak
Improv THEA and I've learned so much already.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, name three things? Name three things?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, look, improvos told me that I can now name
three things and this isn't a scary question, that's right.
So look, I've learned how to talk more confidently when
I'm not sat behind a microphone. I can now do
it away from this space that I'm currently in that's when,
but also in this space because I am at the
Peak in Prov Theater, a place that makes me think
of community. I've made some great friends here at the
(02:21):
Peak in Prov Theater, and so that's been a huge thing.
It's not all about the education sometimes it's about the community.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I love that the second thing you learned is friends. Yes, great,
that's two things.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And then the third thing I would say is probably
just the thinking a bit more about the theory behind comedy,
which I know was saying on a podcast might pull
the magic out of it for some people, but there
is some good there's some good theory behind comedy that
makes me go, oh, so that's why that's funny, or
that's how that built to be a funny situation.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If people weren't aware the rule of three was just applied.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well okay, So we are here now to share this
first episode of Tune Titans. So ethan what's toon Titans?
Who are two Titans?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
So?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Tune Titans is our musical improv group kind of spawned
from our musical improv classes and some other community members
that have joined the team over the course of the
year and now we're producing a full length improvised musical
presented in two acts, and it's based on audience suggestions
and we just sort of song by song work our
(03:28):
way through a little narrative whatever it is, we don't
know and whether it's good or natural.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That sums it up pretty well.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm a huge fan of the Tune Titans show of
the group, and yeah, I can't wait for listeners to
hear this first episode. But just before we get into that,
if anyone wants to come and see toon Titans Live,
when does that happen?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah? So it is the third Friday of every single
month here at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs.
You can definitely come see us on January seventeenth. You're
if you're hearing this in time, tickets are on sale
Peak Improv dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh lovely, lovely promotion that I know you're not supposed
to call out the promotion work, but that's just that's
just fine.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That was so smae. Should I do it worse? Would
that be better?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Look?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I expected it just to be a little just.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Go look google it and you'll you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's local promotion. You're coming here with this national level promotion.
It's fantastic. Any anything else to promote before we get
into this, any just everything?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Basically at peak improf dot Com.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You can pretty much find all our social media at
Peak improv Theater across social media's but yeah, peak improv
dot Com has links everything, and that's sort of our
central hub. And you can see the the Squarespace designed website.
I'm assuming we're sponsored by Squarespace. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Look, it's a podcast, of course, course, yes, square Space.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I just love waking up on my casp or man
oh I've got seven of those at home. All right,
well let's get to it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ethan.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Just before we start this debut episode of Tune Titans
here on the Peak improph Theater podcast, I want to
share with you the title from the show that was
recorded back in November, and to see if you can
just give one little tease from memory as to what
listeners can expect. The name of this musical is Life Outside.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Our Balls, right.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I mean, I think the name is self explanatory, but
I believe it's in reference to some pokemon that we're
exploring the life outside of their balls. My personal favorite
part that I remember from the show is the mayor
of the town's wife. I don't know if there's a
spoiler or not, but she's a box of cranes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, that's a hook. That's not a spoiler.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you so much, Ethan, Thank you for listening, and
please enjoy life outside our balls.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
So what we're going to need from you, guys is
just some random words.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Just words inspire us to start up a musical. So
just start shouting them out. Shout out some random words
you want here.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
But coleslaw ches, what pirate?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Aalcamation?
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Whoa?
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Somebody's got a where.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It's anything else?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Aliens, aliens, pirates, amalgamations of the aliens and pirates? All right,
anything else?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What's words that are on your mind?
Speaker 7 (06:35):
What's that? Ward Ward?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Supernatural?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Pokemon? Alright, we got some words? We got some words?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, you're gonna find out
what the title that the musical is at the intermission.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That's when we're going to tell you what it is.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
We're just gonna take those words, We're going to digest them,
eat them. But instead of going to our bellies, they're
gonna go to our brains, because that's how food works
for us.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're food.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah, all right, you ready for musical?
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Right, come out and enjoy the musical beautiful day at
the park. This Pokemon hiding out here at dark I
(07:29):
think there's water over there.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
I have to chase all the humans.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
They are fun, but they sure slow.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
I just really like to watch them go as I
chop chop chomp it there big old toes.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
The Pokemon talk.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Oh are you looking at me?
Speaker 13 (08:05):
To come to this park? Where this green green grass
all around?
Speaker 14 (08:11):
And when my doggy books, I tell him we love
the shell.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Here we are in Tuny Jon. Here we are in
Tuney Joe.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Let me a fun.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
To go around because.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Here we are in tune.
Speaker 15 (08:33):
Joe.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Didn't you know?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Pokemon sometimes have.
Speaker 16 (08:43):
To it's talking has one, but it has two.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
It stands over second, and I can also talk and
an order. Say, there's a lady taking a dog for
a walk. Now I'm going to hot behind the first.
My second head thinks, really cool, even you're full love droll,
(09:17):
How would you like to be free and live in
the park with us? Here we are journey, Here we
are Judy Jo.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I sell hot dogs that are brown. Here we are,
good spot. Good spot you are.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
I've learned or.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Wear brown hot dog sol out Here we are.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Hey boss.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Fucked save a war.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's all dried up, cecil, It's all dried up. God
damn it. Tony Town. Yeah, I'm the mayor of course
of town.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yes, you have a giant.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Giant cigars.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
And I get nervous around you and my hair goes
really really curly.
Speaker 17 (10:51):
What happens?
Speaker 13 (11:06):
Do you want to unload?
Speaker 18 (11:10):
I love this place. It's my home. I built it
from the ground. Ball alone, wow alone.
Speaker 19 (11:24):
I smoke these giant scars. I play a fake guitar.
It's tuning town where everyone's happy.
Speaker 20 (11:37):
But there's no more money growing from the money trees.
There's no more money honey growing from the money trees.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
There's no more nectar, and there's no more cartoon bees.
There's no more money.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
The money trees.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Didn't even know.
Speaker 21 (12:16):
There's something I noticed, And when I got out of
bed this morning, I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 22 (12:29):
My outfit was different than the day was before, and.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
All the other days that came make days.
Speaker 14 (12:40):
If your mascart has poken up, but it never had
poken up.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
Always had strips, it was all straight.
Speaker 23 (12:51):
I'm sorry, poke. There's no more money growing on the
money trees.
Speaker 19 (13:03):
There's no more money honey growing on the money trees.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
There's no more cartoon bees making honey.
Speaker 21 (13:15):
For you and me.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
There's no more money.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Growing on the money trees.
Speaker 24 (13:30):
I made real circles instead of whimsical shapes.
Speaker 13 (13:34):
Let's roll with this town.
Speaker 25 (13:37):
The money's dried out. I have something to tell you. Well,
it's about the first thing.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
To make such a whimsical and weird town where we
can all have our dreams come true every day. I
promised a witch that I would give her fake money.
Speaker 26 (13:58):
From money trees, and I stopped being able to do
that because for some reason, the trees have dried up.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
And you are smashing my worldview.
Speaker 27 (14:09):
You're telling me maybe I'm like one of the real
world people and I only exist as a cartoon because
a witch controls the town.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Everyone here is real down, They're all real what. I
just paid this witch so much money and she gave
me what I wanted.
Speaker 26 (14:36):
I wanted a musical, magical, beautiful town.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
That's what we I know.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
But now it's all falling down around me.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
You're telling me we're real.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
All of us are real, all of us are real.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I think this is gonna make me key of.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
I'm gonna sit in your mayor's chair.
Speaker 15 (15:06):
Game.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
You're telling me that.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
All of us are real, all real.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So I don't know what to do. That the witch
must have stopped supplying magic.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
We need to have a fundraiser.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
Maybe I'm curious about what my life was.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Life was a sucker mot.
Speaker 24 (15:34):
You're just a person who make really cool stuff on
the internet.
Speaker 28 (15:44):
What you're telling me is that I could have a
different life, with different calls every day telling me I'm real.
Speaker 29 (15:55):
Everybody's real, everybody's real. It's all right here in my safe.
There's a book that tells what everyone was before I
dragged them all here to Looneytown, to town.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
I can't even remember the name.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
I think I have to go tell everyone.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I mean, wait, take it easy. Maybe we can
come up with a different solution. Please wait for me
to just wait, wait a little bit, cecil.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
All right, all wait, thank you.
Speaker 27 (16:40):
But if the Pokemon start turning into real animals, I'm
gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 17 (16:43):
Yes, all the Pokemon were once just normal, normal German
shepherds and shit, I've got to go home.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Talk to my wife.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
I'm cutting them off.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, you are cutting them off off.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
I love when we defertilize the trees.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Yes, I've had enough of that funny money he wants.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Well I haven't. You haven't.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Probably I helped you out.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, yes, I want real money.
Speaker 30 (17:27):
And the only way to get real money is for
this time to start probably real trees.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I don't know what I was thinking making.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
It all the cartoon stuff and getting cartoon money.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
What you're thinking?
Speaker 13 (17:38):
You're an absolute genius.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Tell me Texica. I love talking about this take it backroom.
Speaker 13 (17:49):
She stands so charm and thin.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
You think she was a warm.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Actually oh, which, of course, and we never know because.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
She has that made of a hole.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
And another thing, she has such a beautiful eyes.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
The way she smiles at me makes.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Me want to do anything she wants. That's why I'm
by her side.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Tell me what more can I do? Well?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
You're the best min you. That's my email opinion.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
You're the best man, your.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Jo whatever.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Yeah, you're the best Mania.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
That's the tall email openion.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
How best man?
Speaker 16 (18:59):
You'll take care of my evil tasks.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
I thought this song was about you.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
You will we're on the subject. I guess this will do.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I have a few nice things to say about Yes, may.
Speaker 31 (19:22):
I have kind of a weird gait, but nobody seems
to care because when it comes to the task at hand,
you see, I will go anywhere.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Because you're the best Mania.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
That's my email.
Speaker 32 (19:47):
Care all the best man yaever.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Scare, You're the best Mania.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
As the email, You're a best man every evil launcher.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Flake.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
When I send you for my evil laundry and your
comeback and.
Speaker 33 (20:21):
It smells so much like laundry, a good kind of laundry,
the laundry that has been washed away, and I send
you out to get my takeout and your com out
put it bright in mammouth.
Speaker 34 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm the best manual. That's a evil an. I'm
the best manua.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Everything else. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Do dude, Yeah, your is hard. I think there's no
people around we can use words other than just our
own names.
Speaker 21 (21:27):
Man.
Speaker 35 (21:28):
I feel like lately I've just been doing that anyway.
I haven't been caring, you know what me too. It's
like I just I don't feel the hook money anymore,
you know, I don't want to go in those little
balls it's a liminal space where I don't think I
exist anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I've lost so much time in the ball, right, I.
Speaker 35 (21:51):
Could be doing productive things like writing my screenplay.
Speaker 36 (21:56):
We've got such rich internal lives.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
They never a.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
One has dudes doing what char result.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
We're evolved, well only slightly.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You are.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 36 (22:15):
Gonna say anything. Wait, so is having me?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
My shoulders are getting straight?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
My voice hits so ya, there's no gravel anymore.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Oh my gosh, you growing hair from your head and everywhere.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Oh my, I shouldn't stay changing.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
We're changed.
Speaker 36 (23:00):
Maybe there's more to life.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Outside of urball.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Maybe there's more to life.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Outside the ball.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
There's side.
Speaker 33 (23:18):
And there's a ground, and oh my gosh, I could
own a condo and I would be so renowned.
Speaker 28 (23:28):
From my great condo, everyone wants to go to jar
Resort and awake CenTra.
Speaker 36 (23:37):
I named Centro.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Sandra's condo.
Speaker 37 (23:44):
I'm feeling like my name might be it might be Gerard.
I don't think all a condo. I think I'm just
a fucking German ship hop.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
That makes sense. You've got four legs.
Speaker 37 (24:02):
And they're all on the ground, and I've covered in
hair and I love you, and I love you, and
I love you, and I.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Loved you at the pound. That's right, I found you
at the pound.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
Who I'm sorry.
Speaker 34 (24:20):
Life is so unny even I'm a human and you
are some kind of heathen.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
You know this is awkward now.
Speaker 36 (24:32):
Used to be pitted against one another, always.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Made to fight us.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
But now we can move past this extential cries.
Speaker 36 (24:48):
You're a lady, you're a dog.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Let's see a tramp, our little tramp, gerard.
Speaker 10 (24:59):
Im ember.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Now I gave you your own room in the condo
where I would write afternoon. One night you would be
there right by my side with your eyes.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Open so wide it was creepy. But I love Okay here,
I'm here for you.
Speaker 36 (25:22):
Now who do we blame?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Who do we blame?
Speaker 36 (25:27):
It's taking our lives away?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah, we gotta place some Yeah, I'm so mad.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Who's that?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Cecil?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Is that you ast?
Speaker 15 (25:46):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (25:47):
I mean wolf.
Speaker 38 (25:53):
From me.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I'm telling you, Socie.
Speaker 24 (26:00):
Really, see, here's the real situation.
Speaker 13 (26:10):
This whole town is just a cartoon amalgamation.
Speaker 22 (26:18):
We were all once real, We all once had real lives.
Speaker 24 (26:24):
No, perhaps we all lived somewhere else with our spouses
and their world.
Speaker 36 (26:31):
We did it hear this from me?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
We did it. Hear this from you? I told you so,
seet she told us.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
S let's go find your talk wife.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Ah, Linda, I made a I made a dartboard man.
I always get bull's eye.
Speaker 36 (27:15):
It's just one big bulls on.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, it's fun, right, it's fun. What I made is fun?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
Right, you're all like it. I think this voice is great.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I was expecting a visit from you too, but.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
In my home, in my house, honey was there.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Don't worry about it, Susie.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
Do you need any snacks?
Speaker 21 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Please, juice bugs? Look as for cheese bugs when you.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Send some cheese puffs down the cartoon to shoot?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
Oh you.
Speaker 27 (28:00):
And if she has those like celery things with like
peanut butter on it, answer the log, answer the.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Log, Yes.
Speaker 21 (28:09):
You have any?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Answer log?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Who like something together?
Speaker 39 (28:14):
Don't you worry?
Speaker 19 (28:20):
You came inside my house. My wife's up stuar, I know,
hooding her in danger? Like you don't even care?
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I don't.
Speaker 34 (28:42):
You?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Please give me time time to fix my world.
Speaker 35 (28:51):
Tik talk talk tick talk to talk tick talk Ti
talk tick.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
The sand drips down, the hands go round, father time
in my dreams, all around. Just give me a little time.
(29:25):
I'll find some real money for you. The witch and
the best.
Speaker 36 (29:30):
Minion in the world.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I guess to give me a little time. I'll do
anything for you as long as.
Speaker 36 (29:38):
I can keep my tongue.
Speaker 19 (29:43):
Take top times up, take talk talk please talk.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Talk TikTok at time.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Times up.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Give me any time us up. It might be good
for you.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Make a good point, she walks time.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yes, I'll give you.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
A lit so poor if your complete my rind okay.
When I'm walking down the street, I walk with flair.
Speaker 40 (30:35):
Yes, yes, okay, And you have really nice witchy witchy.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Not bad when I can pat your house and nice,
I watch your life and nature.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yes, be a very good boy, and don't talk too strange.
Speaker 41 (31:08):
Tic talk tick talk ti chalk TikTok.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
R times not a.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
Tick talk tic talk.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Tics talk, tick talk.
Speaker 42 (31:25):
You have at least one hour, baby, you can take
a break in the middle.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I probably won't only one out, don't.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
That's only for you to say.
Speaker 29 (31:52):
TikTok TikTok, TikTok, TikTok TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Talk talk.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Would you two just disappear.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
I'm not without my ants. Give me from the salary,
raising on it.
Speaker 21 (32:12):
It's coming down.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I'll take the cheese bus.
Speaker 19 (32:17):
They're gigantic, all right, giant logs, giant ants, dank joy.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Because selery stalking mercy.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
All right, thank you, Well, we'll be all right.
Speaker 39 (32:32):
See you in one hour.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I got two rhymes. You think i'd get two hours?
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Pass the dark Scember one A simple.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Medial convenion.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Medial convenions with the video convenience of this time.
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Mister.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Medio comendians up this.
Speaker 30 (33:15):
Time in the sty The most medial convinions a around,
dominions around.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Medio Comenians are this time.
Speaker 16 (33:32):
I'm not a convinion cus my posture is true.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Stretch, We're gonna show up with things for the boss.
I'm always a little lattle again.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
Well I was number one before Mary came to tell.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
But then she sure didn't just kick the head out
of me away.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Medio.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
Yes on this time.
Speaker 34 (34:06):
We're the medio comnions. Now, this time I made the
mistake of issuing the witch a correction. That's why she
cursed me with terrible proprioception. I'm always falling down, knocking
(34:30):
she over.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Man.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Now I think this part of a song is totally over.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Medio comnies.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Now this time, I'm told I smile too much. I
don't like to crown.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Medio comenies.
Speaker 28 (34:56):
Of this time, medio comn y from this town into
the girl Hang, I am Caroline.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
How you heard?
Speaker 38 (35:13):
I don't like to do any I just like watching birds.
I just hang up all day and the tall grass.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
And so go and sider number one hundred of kicked.
Speaker 10 (35:36):
This time.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I had a boss who was the bad guy.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
I saw off his legs and put him in the ground,
and I went to church and praise the Lord, and
everybody wonder why I was there. I went to the
I get started on account, and then they said, you're
a very good man. I got a four one K
and the family. I'm not a good minion.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
That's just me, w.
Speaker 38 (36:20):
Me of this time.
Speaker 30 (36:25):
Nobody's ever gone against anyone of us.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
A million crowl.
Speaker 39 (36:33):
Radio till the mayor find more money.
Speaker 30 (36:56):
Well, things stopped turning to real things. What's gonna happen
with the pokemon? Why is one of them a human
and not a dog? What will happen when the hour
is up? Find out next?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
When we return to life outside our balls?
Speaker 22 (37:15):
The is there loves outside of these cartoon ishu walls.
Speaker 10 (37:46):
Is there loves outside of our balls? You did hear
this from me? But the mayor just so secretly.
Speaker 26 (38:04):
Money trees a diet, the funny trees a die, the money.
Speaker 40 (38:11):
Trees a dye, the money trees a digts.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Chrm to.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Crystal takes.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
That sun these.
Speaker 32 (38:37):
Fundside of these. I'm the best minion that seems to me,
everyone's opinion.
Speaker 36 (38:53):
I'm looking for my dog wise to my dog Lie.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Jes outside.
Speaker 43 (39:21):
Us Yeah, Susie, yeah, Susie, Yeah, Susie.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Our fountain that fits chocolate is having trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, it's like it's half a lie.
Speaker 43 (39:51):
I can't tell Susie.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I need to tell you something important. Is we gotta
try to get We gotta try not worry about this distraction.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
I'm worry.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Do you know how you're my beautiful, beautiful wife.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
You have cartoon glove hands. Yeah. And you have cartoon
like stuck on haird just like perfectly curls.
Speaker 19 (40:14):
Both ways, it doesn't move. Yes, and your body's like
a cartoon triangle.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Yeah, I don't have feet.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
I've been living a lot, and I might have to
say goodbye.
Speaker 36 (40:32):
I've been living a lot.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
I've been living alone.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I have to say goodbye, darling.
Speaker 10 (40:40):
What are you talking about? Your scared? You scared?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
When I was a child, I didn't get a lot
with the girls in my class because I only wrote songs.
Went out a child, I dreamed of having a wife.
Speaker 21 (41:16):
I may just be.
Speaker 36 (41:19):
A wall mounted chocolate fountain, but I said some attention.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I as a mountain.
Speaker 37 (41:28):
Oh no, I'm transforming from something silly and weird to
just a regular live leve love side.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
My consciousness is to sipp you.
Speaker 10 (41:42):
Man said, so from.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Your ess, you have to you should remon. You have
to listen. It was a box of crowns, box of cl.
Speaker 36 (42:01):
In my little boy hands.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I made a deal with the witch, Oh witch, yes,
that she would turn the Crans.
Speaker 36 (42:14):
Into a beautiful wife.
Speaker 10 (42:23):
You're Crans.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
I don't feel like crowds.
Speaker 10 (42:30):
Feel like a beautiful you are your I think I
know if.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
That was some sort of ring tinsel, I would know.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
No, you no, you want to know.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
The Witch's magic is too powerful. You're just crabbed and listen.
Speaker 26 (42:54):
I've been living a lot, so I might have to
say goodbye. I only have an hour left, probably thirty
minutes now, because of this break I'm taking.
Speaker 10 (43:14):
Well, if you have to say, I know that there's a.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Very scrumptious ply the window. You'll recognize it from the
smell lives. It will creep into your nostril.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I made you too perfect.
Speaker 10 (43:36):
Wow, you're crams.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
You're just crams, I think, God know, you're just crown.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
You're just fucking cray. I'm sorry, love, but you're just crams.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's happening? I cannot What have I done? All the colors?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Crolean, don't forget macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
I was literally just about to say macaroni and cheese.
You finished my sentence.
Speaker 10 (44:27):
Good boy, good.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
It's the forty eight.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Hi, Hello, time's all the stuff?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Oh?
Speaker 36 (45:07):
What what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (45:09):
I was gonna find out who I am in real life?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Oh, you'll find out pretty soon.
Speaker 13 (45:13):
I don't have to open this cartoonish safe to find out.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
I mean you could if you don't want to wait
a few minutes.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
That's the combination.
Speaker 10 (45:31):
I like her.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I've seen him do it sonny time.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Wow, I.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Who are you?
Speaker 34 (45:55):
Did you.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
Too? Too?
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Who are The truth is?
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I'm pretty terrified.
Speaker 22 (46:11):
To find out abound my real life?
Speaker 13 (46:18):
What if I'm just something the same as secretary.
Speaker 27 (46:24):
Who's God Cei Morena.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
Spilett.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
You're not.
Speaker 9 (46:34):
Wow, and I.
Speaker 24 (46:37):
Guess stands to reason that you're a witch here or
in the realness, since you did this to w will
I find you in this book about all of us.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
You will. But here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (47:03):
I want you to know. You're real this Betsy, that.
Speaker 44 (47:12):
You're not a sick cry you so ugly Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 41 (47:19):
On that.
Speaker 13 (47:23):
That to lie?
Speaker 10 (47:27):
Why are you to get.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Why you I always not exad.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
But now I know I can't.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
That.
Speaker 21 (47:42):
Why.
Speaker 13 (47:47):
Let me just make you both sound really fast?
Speaker 27 (47:49):
Okay, so they saw my cartoon powers I could go
really fast home.
Speaker 12 (47:54):
Make sure it's evil? It says best maybe I've ever
that's really nicely and you're says, who's that witch?
Speaker 8 (48:08):
That is the nicest thing.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
Anybody besides Linda has ever done for me. I feel
my cartoons be leaving me.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
Take care of Betsy and I'll look for your shop.
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Yeah, n.
Speaker 21 (48:35):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Thank you, Bob.
Speaker 13 (48:38):
I don't think you're evil. I think that you were
just following money. And that's what I do online every day,
just following.
Speaker 8 (48:48):
Just following money, not even real money. I'm gonna tell
you a secret about myself.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Mary Dominion.
Speaker 13 (48:55):
I thought I knew everything there wants to know about
you already. I used to make a lot of money,
yes I can.
Speaker 7 (49:01):
Tell yes, And I found that life was empty.
Speaker 10 (49:07):
I like it so far.
Speaker 13 (49:11):
Lot of cash you gave me like not too long ago.
Speaker 10 (49:14):
Yeah, it was a fake ton of stuff. Bag money
I have dead Now.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
That's all right, we'll figure it out. Oh god, the world,
Oh gosh.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
Anyway, I used to be.
Speaker 44 (49:32):
A successful woman in the business world, and I found
there was so much emptyness for this girl.
Speaker 30 (49:44):
So I left it all behind me to pursue a
battle life.
Speaker 8 (49:52):
I studied the dark arts, which were full.
Speaker 30 (49:57):
Of their own kinds of strife. But I had just
sided to become a teacher for very little pain, to
pursue a different way.
Speaker 27 (50:17):
To become a teacher for very little okay, and pursue
a different way.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
I decided fake money was better to have.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
And to teach the children.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
And not a crab, but instead.
Speaker 30 (50:45):
To create a world they make for their own, and
to get it started, I would give them a fuck
fake money flow.
Speaker 10 (50:58):
So you be a teacher for very little pay.
Speaker 41 (51:07):
You took a front place, you became my teacher for
very little pay.
Speaker 13 (51:20):
And took got different ways.
Speaker 45 (51:25):
So if I wanted to leave the little evil business
we have, I could go down the street and maybe
a paink job I could have.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
I'll talk to the principles after the schools and.
Speaker 13 (51:45):
See if anybody wants the best Minion.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
To run their schools.
Speaker 13 (51:53):
I couldn't be a teacher with very little.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Payose a different way. I could be a teature, but
very little. We could choice a different where.
Speaker 31 (52:23):
We have met.
Speaker 10 (52:26):
So very little bit.
Speaker 7 (52:45):
Benefit.
Speaker 10 (52:51):
It sounds great. Also, Pa, Okay, don't you the man?
Speaker 21 (53:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I was just a Pikachu.
Speaker 10 (53:06):
Oh, Gerard, where'd you go?
Speaker 4 (53:10):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (53:12):
It is that Giselle.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I was just a little Pikachu. But now I'm Gizelle
the Pomeranium.
Speaker 21 (53:22):
I was just that.
Speaker 7 (53:26):
She always got me. This is your moment.
Speaker 9 (53:30):
Go get her.
Speaker 10 (53:31):
Gerard.
Speaker 7 (53:34):
Uh, I'm Gerard.
Speaker 36 (53:35):
I have hip dysplasia.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Sorry, I'm nervous.
Speaker 21 (53:51):
Do you.
Speaker 36 (53:53):
Like eating food out of a bowl?
Speaker 9 (53:58):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (53:58):
Do you like being told that you loved?
Speaker 9 (54:06):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (54:07):
I love you? Wow, to be fair, I love everyone.
Speaker 9 (54:18):
Do you like.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Chasing a bo Oh?
Speaker 9 (54:23):
My god?
Speaker 4 (54:23):
What do you like getting screeches from a paw?
Speaker 9 (54:33):
Do you like.
Speaker 36 (54:35):
Touching our nose. This is Paula.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
This is Paila.
Speaker 36 (54:59):
Who's d me? This pubby angel from up up?
Speaker 19 (55:06):
This is pal below.
Speaker 46 (55:13):
Would you mind living at my house? We could rip
apart this toy I have? It looks kind of like mouths.
Would you mind sleeping in a pile on the floor?
(55:33):
Would you like to have a little more?
Speaker 4 (55:41):
All that sounds nice, sounds like a good doggie life.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
I could be.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Your Pomeranian doggie wife. So fancy, so fancy, so fancy,
so fancy.
Speaker 40 (56:08):
Would you mind if we went to your house tear
up that toy that looks like a mouse.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Is the house a condos? Oh?
Speaker 26 (56:24):
Thank god, I'm a fancy palm Eranian Anna only like condos?
Speaker 4 (56:34):
So fancy, so fantasy?
Speaker 7 (57:04):
Times up?
Speaker 8 (57:08):
Or should I say.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Kayden Caden?
Speaker 9 (57:14):
Caden?
Speaker 7 (57:15):
That was your name in my class?
Speaker 25 (57:18):
Do you remember missus missus Linda, missus Linda Witchworth. If
time's up, I understand, I was just finishing my last giants. God,
(57:41):
if time's up, I understand.
Speaker 7 (57:51):
Damn time is done. Pretend times du.
Speaker 8 (58:01):
Time to end this fun because pretend time is done.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Pretend time is done. My cigar shrank two normal size.
My wife is now that box of crass. The whole
town's coming down.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
Turn time is done. Pretend time is done.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Would you say you've won?
Speaker 13 (58:38):
Pretend time is done.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Everything will go back to normal. We won't be able
to have any more fun. Pretend time is done. Pretend
time is done.
Speaker 36 (58:57):
Please, just.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
The people that are here.
Speaker 47 (59:05):
I don't know, make sure that they find a path. Listen,
I am, I am, Go ahead, say what's.
Speaker 36 (59:18):
On your heart.
Speaker 4 (59:21):
I'm not a real mayor.
Speaker 36 (59:23):
No you're not.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
It's time that I admit that, and you know who
you need to admit it to.
Speaker 9 (59:32):
The town.
Speaker 13 (59:34):
They deserve to know their fate.
Speaker 39 (59:39):
We brought them up here.
Speaker 10 (59:51):
What's your real name?
Speaker 9 (59:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (59:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
I know everyone listen to your mayor. I'm not a
real mayor. I'm just a player in this witch's game.
She used to be my teacher.
Speaker 19 (01:00:20):
I made her make you all weird stuff, little cartoons.
But now it's all through my wife turned back into krans.
Those Pokemon turned back into dogs and a human.
Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
I feel like that was really rude. If I was
the only human that was a Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
You're at Charle's heart. It's very cool.
Speaker 36 (01:00:49):
Hey, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on the mayor.
I mean, being real isn't so bad.
Speaker 27 (01:00:56):
I found love, yeah, yeah, and I found meaning and
selling my quirky sweaters online.
Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
And I have a status symbol of a condo and
two dogs.
Speaker 27 (01:01:14):
Wait, so that's those are reasons we shouldn't be out
of him away away, Yes, but maybe life wasn't so
great for him.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
This is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I was pretty good.
Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
I loved crazy, yes, but unlimited ants on a log.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
When I was a kid, you know he was are
you kid?
Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
He's her kideless? Average in my class.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I'm kidence.
Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
She made the kid a mare.
Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
She made the kid, and that's what you wanted to
be so hard to him. The kid's a kid with.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Average grades.
Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
Okay, but this whole world is.
Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Some brilliance that he made pretty very creative, and he
is full of so much life and love that he
had to share.
Speaker 10 (01:02:26):
So I took him there for give the child, made
give the child, and I.
Speaker 16 (01:02:44):
Knew that the kids would call me a witch behind
my back, and for me, I just seemed so sad,
But I thought, what the hell alonesome mad drinking bike?
Speaker 10 (01:03:02):
True?
Speaker 44 (01:03:03):
So I gave it to him and he transformed all
of you, transformed all.
Speaker 45 (01:03:10):
Of you, he caated.
Speaker 24 (01:03:16):
You know, after all you've talked so that life's not
so bad outside of barns.
Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
Life's not so bad.
Speaker 31 (01:03:28):
Outside of ball's not so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
So there we have it, life outside our balls. That
was the debut musical from Dean Titans.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
A success.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I think it can only be downhill from here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Well, we'll find out in four weeks time, because subscribe
to this podcast feed and every four weeks you will
get an improvised musical from the Tune Titans. But in
two weeks we've got a different show coming up here
on the Peak Improp.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It's a podcast. It's Laughter and Legends.
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yeah, that's our Dungeons and Dragons comedy show where we
bring comedians up play D and D and then instead
of everyone's favorite turn based crunchy number combat, we just
play competitive improv games and force them to wrap against
the audience.
Speaker 34 (01:05:01):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Look, there's a bit more to it than that, but
that does summit up at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
It's yeah, it's not wrong, it's not wrong. It's not wrong.
It's a fun time.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
If you look, there's a lot of sort of actual
play D and D stuff out there, laughter and legends
in a couple of weeks time, really looking forward to
listeners hearing the twist on it with the improv games
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I think that's what makes it so unique.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Yeah, you can really hear the weird costumes we're worrying.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yes, I think, oh you can. You've got to imagine
everyone in a weird costume.
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Yeah, and a couple occasions we've had to purchase more
adult dapers.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I'll say no more about it, and look, that's the
hook for two weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
Time is it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
And we may be hooking the wrong people, and that
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You're welcome to we'll find out, we'll find our audience.
And thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Thank you for supporting live local comedy, even in this
recorded form. No matter where you're listening from, I think
that's super awesome that you're doing that. And stay subscribed
to this feed or be subscribe to this feed if
this is your first time listening anything else ethan.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
You can listen to it anywhere, even the bathroom. I'm
presuming that's where you are right now. The acoustics are
better in there.
Well, hello and welcome to the first episode of the
Peak Improv Theater podcast, or pit Pot if you will.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I like that, it's quite cute.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm producer Matt and right now I'm joined by an improviser, writer, performer,
and program director at the Peak Improv Theater, Ethan Goldman.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How are you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm good. I like pit Pod too. It feels a
little gross, but I.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Like, yeah, like we're in the pit maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, it's like if you had I'm imagining it's some
sort of pod growing out of a pit.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Sure, yeah, yeah, that's uh vegetative must.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I just want to put a picture in people's minds.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, sure, that's audio mediums. You create imagery. This is
now an image in people's heads. Not a good one,
but but there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pit Pot.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Look, this is the first episode on the Peak Improv
Theater podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Feed Ethan.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Just before we get started with this episode, do you
want to share a bit about the Peak and prof Theater.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah. Peak Improv Theater started in twenty twenty four, like January,
So we're the theater itself is only a year old.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Happy, thank you, We're a baby.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know what the developmental milestones are for a theater,
but I think we're like crawling around, yeah, saying words,
that's that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, we're both child free, right. We can't speculate on this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We have Yeah, No, we're experts. I think the audience
will be clear on that. But yeah, the Peak Improv
Theater is in Colorado Springs, where the premiere Improv Theater.
We're the best improv theater and also the worst improv
theater because we're the only one. Yes, but we specialized
in doing live improv comedy shows, sketch comedy, stand up comedy,
(01:41):
and we also teach, so we do a bunch of
like comedy education classes, sketchwriting, musical improv, stand up and
of course like our normal levels of improv classes too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, and I'm currently a student here at the Peak
Improv THEA and I've learned so much already.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, name three things? Name three things?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, look, improvos told me that I can now name
three things and this isn't a scary question, that's right.
So look, I've learned how to talk more confidently when
I'm not sat behind a microphone. I can now do
it away from this space that I'm currently in that's when,
but also in this space because I am at the
Peak in Prov Theater, a place that makes me think
of community. I've made some great friends here at the
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Peak in Prov Theater, and so that's been a huge thing.
It's not all about the education sometimes it's about the community.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I love that the second thing you learned is friends. Yes, great,
that's two things.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And then the third thing I would say is probably
just the thinking a bit more about the theory behind comedy,
which I know was saying on a podcast might pull
the magic out of it for some people, but there
is some good there's some good theory behind comedy that
makes me go, oh, so that's why that's funny, or
that's how that built to be a funny situation.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If people weren't aware the rule of three was just applied.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well okay, So we are here now to share this
first episode of Tune Titans. So ethan what's toon Titans?
Who are two Titans?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
So?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Tune Titans is our musical improv group kind of spawned
from our musical improv classes and some other community members
that have joined the team over the course of the
year and now we're producing a full length improvised musical
presented in two acts, and it's based on audience suggestions
and we just sort of song by song work our
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way through a little narrative whatever it is, we don't
know and whether it's good or natural.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That sums it up pretty well.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm a huge fan of the Tune Titans show of
the group, and yeah, I can't wait for listeners to
hear this first episode. But just before we get into that,
if anyone wants to come and see toon Titans Live,
when does that happen?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah? So it is the third Friday of every single
month here at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs.
You can definitely come see us on January seventeenth. You're
if you're hearing this in time, tickets are on sale
Peak Improv dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh lovely, lovely promotion that I know you're not supposed
to call out the promotion work, but that's just that's
just fine.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That was so smae. Should I do it worse? Would
that be better?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Look?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I expected it just to be a little just.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Go look google it and you'll you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's local promotion. You're coming here with this national level promotion.
It's fantastic. Any anything else to promote before we get
into this, any just everything?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Basically at peak improf dot Com.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You can pretty much find all our social media at
Peak improv Theater across social media's but yeah, peak improv
dot Com has links everything, and that's sort of our
central hub. And you can see the the Squarespace designed website.
I'm assuming we're sponsored by Squarespace. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Look, it's a podcast, of course, course, yes, square Space.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I just love waking up on my casp or man
oh I've got seven of those at home. All right,
well let's get to it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ethan.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Just before we start this debut episode of Tune Titans
here on the Peak improph Theater podcast, I want to
share with you the title from the show that was
recorded back in November, and to see if you can
just give one little tease from memory as to what
listeners can expect. The name of this musical is Life Outside.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Our Balls, right.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I mean, I think the name is self explanatory, but
I believe it's in reference to some pokemon that we're
exploring the life outside of their balls. My personal favorite
part that I remember from the show is the mayor
of the town's wife. I don't know if there's a
spoiler or not, but she's a box of cranes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, that's a hook. That's not a spoiler.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you so much, Ethan, Thank you for listening, and
please enjoy life outside our balls.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
So what we're going to need from you, guys is
just some random words.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Just words inspire us to start up a musical. So
just start shouting them out. Shout out some random words
you want here.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
But coleslaw ches, what pirate?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Aalcamation?
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Whoa?
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Somebody's got a where.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It's anything else?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Aliens, aliens, pirates, amalgamations of the aliens and pirates? All right,
anything else?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What's words that are on your mind?
Speaker 7 (06:35):
What's that? Ward Ward?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Supernatural?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Pokemon? Alright, we got some words? We got some words?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, you're gonna find out
what the title that the musical is at the intermission.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That's when we're going to tell you what it is.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
We're just gonna take those words, We're going to digest them,
eat them. But instead of going to our bellies, they're
gonna go to our brains, because that's how food works
for us.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're food.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah, all right, you ready for musical?
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Right, come out and enjoy the musical beautiful day at
the park. This Pokemon hiding out here at dark I
(07:29):
think there's water over there.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
I have to chase all the humans.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
They are fun, but they sure slow.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
I just really like to watch them go as I
chop chop chomp it there big old toes.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
The Pokemon talk.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Oh are you looking at me?
Speaker 13 (08:05):
To come to this park? Where this green green grass
all around?
Speaker 14 (08:11):
And when my doggy books, I tell him we love
the shell.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Here we are in Tuny Jon. Here we are in
Tuney Joe.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Let me a fun.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
To go around because.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Here we are in tune.
Speaker 15 (08:33):
Joe.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Didn't you know?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Pokemon sometimes have.
Speaker 16 (08:43):
To it's talking has one, but it has two.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
It stands over second, and I can also talk and
an order. Say, there's a lady taking a dog for
a walk. Now I'm going to hot behind the first.
My second head thinks, really cool, even you're full love droll,
(09:17):
How would you like to be free and live in
the park with us? Here we are journey, Here we
are Judy Jo.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I sell hot dogs that are brown. Here we are,
good spot. Good spot you are.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
I've learned or.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Wear brown hot dog sol out Here we are.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Hey boss.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Fucked save a war.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's all dried up, cecil, It's all dried up. God
damn it. Tony Town. Yeah, I'm the mayor of course
of town.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yes, you have a giant.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Giant cigars.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
And I get nervous around you and my hair goes
really really curly.
Speaker 17 (10:51):
What happens?
Speaker 13 (11:06):
Do you want to unload?
Speaker 18 (11:10):
I love this place. It's my home. I built it
from the ground. Ball alone, wow alone.
Speaker 19 (11:24):
I smoke these giant scars. I play a fake guitar.
It's tuning town where everyone's happy.
Speaker 20 (11:37):
But there's no more money growing from the money trees.
There's no more money honey growing from the money trees.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
There's no more nectar, and there's no more cartoon bees.
There's no more money.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
The money trees.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Didn't even know.
Speaker 21 (12:16):
There's something I noticed, And when I got out of
bed this morning, I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 22 (12:29):
My outfit was different than the day was before, and.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
All the other days that came make days.
Speaker 14 (12:40):
If your mascart has poken up, but it never had
poken up.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
Always had strips, it was all straight.
Speaker 23 (12:51):
I'm sorry, poke. There's no more money growing on the
money trees.
Speaker 19 (13:03):
There's no more money honey growing on the money trees.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
There's no more cartoon bees making honey.
Speaker 21 (13:15):
For you and me.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
There's no more money.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Growing on the money trees.
Speaker 24 (13:30):
I made real circles instead of whimsical shapes.
Speaker 13 (13:34):
Let's roll with this town.
Speaker 25 (13:37):
The money's dried out. I have something to tell you. Well,
it's about the first thing.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
To make such a whimsical and weird town where we
can all have our dreams come true every day. I
promised a witch that I would give her fake money.
Speaker 26 (13:58):
From money trees, and I stopped being able to do
that because for some reason, the trees have dried up.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
And you are smashing my worldview.
Speaker 27 (14:09):
You're telling me maybe I'm like one of the real
world people and I only exist as a cartoon because
a witch controls the town.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Everyone here is real down, They're all real what. I
just paid this witch so much money and she gave
me what I wanted.
Speaker 26 (14:36):
I wanted a musical, magical, beautiful town.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
That's what we I know.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
But now it's all falling down around me.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
You're telling me we're real.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
All of us are real, all of us are real.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I think this is gonna make me key of.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
I'm gonna sit in your mayor's chair.
Speaker 15 (15:06):
Game.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
You're telling me that.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
All of us are real, all real.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So I don't know what to do. That the witch
must have stopped supplying magic.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
We need to have a fundraiser.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
Maybe I'm curious about what my life was.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Life was a sucker mot.
Speaker 24 (15:34):
You're just a person who make really cool stuff on
the internet.
Speaker 28 (15:44):
What you're telling me is that I could have a
different life, with different calls every day telling me I'm real.
Speaker 29 (15:55):
Everybody's real, everybody's real. It's all right here in my safe.
There's a book that tells what everyone was before I
dragged them all here to Looneytown, to town.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
I can't even remember the name.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
I think I have to go tell everyone.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I mean, wait, take it easy. Maybe we can
come up with a different solution. Please wait for me
to just wait, wait a little bit, cecil.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
All right, all wait, thank you.
Speaker 27 (16:40):
But if the Pokemon start turning into real animals, I'm
gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 17 (16:43):
Yes, all the Pokemon were once just normal, normal German
shepherds and shit, I've got to go home.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Talk to my wife.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
I'm cutting them off.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, you are cutting them off off.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
I love when we defertilize the trees.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Yes, I've had enough of that funny money he wants.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Well I haven't. You haven't.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Probably I helped you out.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, yes, I want real money.
Speaker 30 (17:27):
And the only way to get real money is for
this time to start probably real trees.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I don't know what I was thinking making.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
It all the cartoon stuff and getting cartoon money.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
What you're thinking?
Speaker 13 (17:38):
You're an absolute genius.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Tell me Texica. I love talking about this take it backroom.
Speaker 13 (17:49):
She stands so charm and thin.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
You think she was a warm.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Actually oh, which, of course, and we never know because.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
She has that made of a hole.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
And another thing, she has such a beautiful eyes.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
The way she smiles at me makes.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Me want to do anything she wants. That's why I'm
by her side.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Tell me what more can I do? Well?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
You're the best min you. That's my email opinion.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
You're the best man, your.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Jo whatever.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Yeah, you're the best Mania.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
That's the tall email openion.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
How best man?
Speaker 16 (18:59):
You'll take care of my evil tasks.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
I thought this song was about you.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
You will we're on the subject. I guess this will do.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I have a few nice things to say about Yes, may.
Speaker 31 (19:22):
I have kind of a weird gait, but nobody seems
to care because when it comes to the task at hand,
you see, I will go anywhere.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Because you're the best Mania.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
That's my email.
Speaker 32 (19:47):
Care all the best man yaever.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Scare, You're the best Mania.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
As the email, You're a best man every evil launcher.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Flake.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
When I send you for my evil laundry and your
comeback and.
Speaker 33 (20:21):
It smells so much like laundry, a good kind of laundry,
the laundry that has been washed away, and I send
you out to get my takeout and your com out
put it bright in mammouth.
Speaker 34 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm the best manual. That's a evil an. I'm
the best manua.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Everything else. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Do dude, Yeah, your is hard. I think there's no
people around we can use words other than just our
own names.
Speaker 21 (21:27):
Man.
Speaker 35 (21:28):
I feel like lately I've just been doing that anyway.
I haven't been caring, you know what me too. It's
like I just I don't feel the hook money anymore,
you know, I don't want to go in those little
balls it's a liminal space where I don't think I
exist anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I've lost so much time in the ball, right, I.
Speaker 35 (21:51):
Could be doing productive things like writing my screenplay.
Speaker 36 (21:56):
We've got such rich internal lives.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
They never a.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
One has dudes doing what char result.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
We're evolved, well only slightly.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You are.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 36 (22:15):
Gonna say anything. Wait, so is having me?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
My shoulders are getting straight?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
My voice hits so ya, there's no gravel anymore.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Oh my gosh, you growing hair from your head and everywhere.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Oh my, I shouldn't stay changing.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
We're changed.
Speaker 36 (23:00):
Maybe there's more to life.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Outside of urball.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Maybe there's more to life.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Outside the ball.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
There's side.
Speaker 33 (23:18):
And there's a ground, and oh my gosh, I could
own a condo and I would be so renowned.
Speaker 28 (23:28):
From my great condo, everyone wants to go to jar
Resort and awake CenTra.
Speaker 36 (23:37):
I named Centro.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Sandra's condo.
Speaker 37 (23:44):
I'm feeling like my name might be it might be Gerard.
I don't think all a condo. I think I'm just
a fucking German ship hop.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
That makes sense. You've got four legs.
Speaker 37 (24:02):
And they're all on the ground, and I've covered in
hair and I love you, and I love you, and
I love you, and I.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Loved you at the pound. That's right, I found you
at the pound.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
Who I'm sorry.
Speaker 34 (24:20):
Life is so unny even I'm a human and you
are some kind of heathen.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
You know this is awkward now.
Speaker 36 (24:32):
Used to be pitted against one another, always.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Made to fight us.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
But now we can move past this extential cries.
Speaker 36 (24:48):
You're a lady, you're a dog.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Let's see a tramp, our little tramp, gerard.
Speaker 10 (24:59):
Im ember.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Now I gave you your own room in the condo
where I would write afternoon. One night you would be
there right by my side with your eyes.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Open so wide it was creepy. But I love Okay here,
I'm here for you.
Speaker 36 (25:22):
Now who do we blame?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Who do we blame?
Speaker 36 (25:27):
It's taking our lives away?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah, we gotta place some Yeah, I'm so mad.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Who's that?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Cecil?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Is that you ast?
Speaker 15 (25:46):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (25:47):
I mean wolf.
Speaker 38 (25:53):
From me.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I'm telling you, Socie.
Speaker 24 (26:00):
Really, see, here's the real situation.
Speaker 13 (26:10):
This whole town is just a cartoon amalgamation.
Speaker 22 (26:18):
We were all once real, We all once had real lives.
Speaker 24 (26:24):
No, perhaps we all lived somewhere else with our spouses
and their world.
Speaker 36 (26:31):
We did it hear this from me?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
We did it. Hear this from you? I told you so,
seet she told us.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
S let's go find your talk wife.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Ah, Linda, I made a I made a dartboard man.
I always get bull's eye.
Speaker 36 (27:15):
It's just one big bulls on.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, it's fun, right, it's fun. What I made is fun?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
Right, you're all like it. I think this voice is great.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I was expecting a visit from you too, but.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
In my home, in my house, honey was there.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Don't worry about it, Susie.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
Do you need any snacks?
Speaker 21 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Please, juice bugs? Look as for cheese bugs when you.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Send some cheese puffs down the cartoon to shoot?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
Oh you.
Speaker 27 (28:00):
And if she has those like celery things with like
peanut butter on it, answer the log, answer the.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Log, Yes.
Speaker 21 (28:09):
You have any?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Answer log?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Who like something together?
Speaker 39 (28:14):
Don't you worry?
Speaker 19 (28:20):
You came inside my house. My wife's up stuar, I know,
hooding her in danger? Like you don't even care?
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I don't.
Speaker 34 (28:42):
You?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Please give me time time to fix my world.
Speaker 35 (28:51):
Tik talk talk tick talk to talk tick talk Ti
talk tick.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
The sand drips down, the hands go round, father time
in my dreams, all around. Just give me a little time.
(29:25):
I'll find some real money for you. The witch and
the best.
Speaker 36 (29:30):
Minion in the world.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I guess to give me a little time. I'll do
anything for you as long as.
Speaker 36 (29:38):
I can keep my tongue.
Speaker 19 (29:43):
Take top times up, take talk talk please talk.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Talk TikTok at time.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Times up.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Give me any time us up. It might be good
for you.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Make a good point, she walks time.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yes, I'll give you.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
A lit so poor if your complete my rind okay.
When I'm walking down the street, I walk with flair.
Speaker 40 (30:35):
Yes, yes, okay, And you have really nice witchy witchy.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Not bad when I can pat your house and nice,
I watch your life and nature.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yes, be a very good boy, and don't talk too strange.
Speaker 41 (31:08):
Tic talk tick talk ti chalk TikTok.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
R times not a.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
Tick talk tic talk.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Tics talk, tick talk.
Speaker 42 (31:25):
You have at least one hour, baby, you can take
a break in the middle.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I probably won't only one out, don't.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
That's only for you to say.
Speaker 29 (31:52):
TikTok TikTok, TikTok, TikTok TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Talk talk.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Would you two just disappear.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
I'm not without my ants. Give me from the salary,
raising on it.
Speaker 21 (32:12):
It's coming down.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I'll take the cheese bus.
Speaker 19 (32:17):
They're gigantic, all right, giant logs, giant ants, dank joy.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Because selery stalking mercy.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
All right, thank you, Well, we'll be all right.
Speaker 39 (32:32):
See you in one hour.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I got two rhymes. You think i'd get two hours?
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Pass the dark Scember one A simple.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Medial convenion.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Medial convenions with the video convenience of this time.
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Mister.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Medio comendians up this.
Speaker 30 (33:15):
Time in the sty The most medial convinions a around,
dominions around.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Medio Comenians are this time.
Speaker 16 (33:32):
I'm not a convinion cus my posture is true.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Stretch, We're gonna show up with things for the boss.
I'm always a little lattle again.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
Well I was number one before Mary came to tell.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
But then she sure didn't just kick the head out
of me away.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Medio.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
Yes on this time.
Speaker 34 (34:06):
We're the medio comnions. Now, this time I made the
mistake of issuing the witch a correction. That's why she
cursed me with terrible proprioception. I'm always falling down, knocking
(34:30):
she over.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Man.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Now I think this part of a song is totally over.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Medio comnies.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Now this time, I'm told I smile too much. I
don't like to crown.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Medio comenies.
Speaker 28 (34:56):
Of this time, medio comn y from this town into
the girl Hang, I am Caroline.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
How you heard?
Speaker 38 (35:13):
I don't like to do any I just like watching birds.
I just hang up all day and the tall grass.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
And so go and sider number one hundred of kicked.
Speaker 10 (35:36):
This time.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I had a boss who was the bad guy.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
I saw off his legs and put him in the ground,
and I went to church and praise the Lord, and
everybody wonder why I was there. I went to the
I get started on account, and then they said, you're
a very good man. I got a four one K
and the family. I'm not a good minion.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
That's just me, w.
Speaker 38 (36:20):
Me of this time.
Speaker 30 (36:25):
Nobody's ever gone against anyone of us.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
A million crowl.
Speaker 39 (36:33):
Radio till the mayor find more money.
Speaker 30 (36:56):
Well, things stopped turning to real things. What's gonna happen
with the pokemon? Why is one of them a human
and not a dog? What will happen when the hour
is up? Find out next?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
When we return to life outside our balls?
Speaker 22 (37:15):
The is there loves outside of these cartoon ishu walls.
Speaker 10 (37:46):
Is there loves outside of our balls? You did hear
this from me? But the mayor just so secretly.
Speaker 26 (38:04):
Money trees a diet, the funny trees a die, the money.
Speaker 40 (38:11):
Trees a dye, the money trees a digts.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Chrm to.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Crystal takes.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
That sun these.
Speaker 32 (38:37):
Fundside of these. I'm the best minion that seems to me,
everyone's opinion.
Speaker 36 (38:53):
I'm looking for my dog wise to my dog Lie.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Jes outside.
Speaker 43 (39:21):
Us Yeah, Susie, yeah, Susie, Yeah, Susie.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Our fountain that fits chocolate is having trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, it's like it's half a lie.
Speaker 43 (39:51):
I can't tell Susie.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
I need to tell you something important. Is we gotta
try to get We gotta try not worry about this distraction.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
I'm worry.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Do you know how you're my beautiful, beautiful wife.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
You have cartoon glove hands. Yeah. And you have cartoon
like stuck on haird just like perfectly curls.
Speaker 19 (40:14):
Both ways, it doesn't move. Yes, and your body's like
a cartoon triangle.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Yeah, I don't have feet.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
I've been living a lot, and I might have to
say goodbye.
Speaker 36 (40:32):
I've been living a lot.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
I've been living alone.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I have to say goodbye, darling.
Speaker 10 (40:40):
What are you talking about? Your scared? You scared?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
When I was a child, I didn't get a lot
with the girls in my class because I only wrote songs.
Went out a child, I dreamed of having a wife.
Speaker 21 (41:16):
I may just be.
Speaker 36 (41:19):
A wall mounted chocolate fountain, but I said some attention.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I as a mountain.
Speaker 37 (41:28):
Oh no, I'm transforming from something silly and weird to
just a regular live leve love side.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
My consciousness is to sipp you.
Speaker 10 (41:42):
Man said, so from.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Your ess, you have to you should remon. You have
to listen. It was a box of crowns, box of cl.
Speaker 36 (42:01):
In my little boy hands.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I made a deal with the witch, Oh witch, yes,
that she would turn the Crans.
Speaker 36 (42:14):
Into a beautiful wife.
Speaker 10 (42:23):
You're Crans.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
I don't feel like crowds.
Speaker 10 (42:30):
Feel like a beautiful you are your I think I
know if.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
That was some sort of ring tinsel, I would know.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
No, you no, you want to know.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
The Witch's magic is too powerful. You're just crabbed and listen.
Speaker 26 (42:54):
I've been living a lot, so I might have to
say goodbye. I only have an hour left, probably thirty
minutes now, because of this break I'm taking.
Speaker 10 (43:14):
Well, if you have to say, I know that there's a.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Very scrumptious ply the window. You'll recognize it from the
smell lives. It will creep into your nostril.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I made you too perfect.
Speaker 10 (43:36):
Wow, you're crams.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
You're just crams, I think, God know, you're just crown.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
You're just fucking cray. I'm sorry, love, but you're just crams.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's happening? I cannot What have I done? All the colors?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Crolean, don't forget macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
I was literally just about to say macaroni and cheese.
You finished my sentence.
Speaker 10 (44:27):
Good boy, good.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
It's the forty eight.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Hi, Hello, time's all the stuff?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Oh?
Speaker 36 (45:07):
What what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (45:09):
I was gonna find out who I am in real life?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Oh, you'll find out pretty soon.
Speaker 13 (45:13):
I don't have to open this cartoonish safe to find out.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
I mean you could if you don't want to wait
a few minutes.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
That's the combination.
Speaker 10 (45:31):
I like her.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
I've seen him do it sonny time.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Wow, I.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Who are you?
Speaker 34 (45:55):
Did you.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
Too? Too?
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Who are The truth is?
Speaker 13 (46:07):
I'm pretty terrified.
Speaker 22 (46:11):
To find out abound my real life?
Speaker 13 (46:18):
What if I'm just something the same as secretary.
Speaker 27 (46:24):
Who's God Cei Morena.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
Spilett.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
You're not.
Speaker 9 (46:34):
Wow, and I.
Speaker 24 (46:37):
Guess stands to reason that you're a witch here or
in the realness, since you did this to w will
I find you in this book about all of us.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
You will. But here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (47:03):
I want you to know. You're real this Betsy, that.
Speaker 44 (47:12):
You're not a sick cry you so ugly Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 41 (47:19):
On that.
Speaker 13 (47:23):
That to lie?
Speaker 10 (47:27):
Why are you to get.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Why you I always not exad.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
But now I know I can't.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
That.
Speaker 21 (47:42):
Why.
Speaker 13 (47:47):
Let me just make you both sound really fast?
Speaker 27 (47:49):
Okay, so they saw my cartoon powers I could go
really fast home.
Speaker 12 (47:54):
Make sure it's evil? It says best maybe I've ever
that's really nicely and you're says, who's that witch?
Speaker 8 (48:08):
That is the nicest thing.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
Anybody besides Linda has ever done for me. I feel
my cartoons be leaving me.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
Take care of Betsy and I'll look for your shop.
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Yeah, n.
Speaker 21 (48:35):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Thank you, Bob.
Speaker 13 (48:38):
I don't think you're evil. I think that you were
just following money. And that's what I do online every day,
just following.
Speaker 8 (48:48):
Just following money, not even real money. I'm gonna tell
you a secret about myself.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Mary Dominion.
Speaker 13 (48:55):
I thought I knew everything there wants to know about
you already. I used to make a lot of money,
yes I can.
Speaker 7 (49:01):
Tell yes, And I found that life was empty.
Speaker 10 (49:07):
I like it so far.
Speaker 13 (49:11):
Lot of cash you gave me like not too long ago.
Speaker 10 (49:14):
Yeah, it was a fake ton of stuff. Bag money
I have dead Now.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
That's all right, we'll figure it out. Oh god, the world,
Oh gosh.
Speaker 13 (49:28):
Anyway, I used to be.
Speaker 44 (49:32):
A successful woman in the business world, and I found
there was so much emptyness for this girl.
Speaker 30 (49:44):
So I left it all behind me to pursue a
battle life.
Speaker 8 (49:52):
I studied the dark arts, which were full.
Speaker 30 (49:57):
Of their own kinds of strife. But I had just
sided to become a teacher for very little pain, to
pursue a different way.
Speaker 27 (50:17):
To become a teacher for very little okay, and pursue
a different way.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
I decided fake money was better to have.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
And to teach the children.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
And not a crab, but instead.
Speaker 30 (50:45):
To create a world they make for their own, and
to get it started, I would give them a fuck
fake money flow.
Speaker 10 (50:58):
So you be a teacher for very little pay.
Speaker 41 (51:07):
You took a front place, you became my teacher for
very little pay.
Speaker 13 (51:20):
And took got different ways.
Speaker 45 (51:25):
So if I wanted to leave the little evil business
we have, I could go down the street and maybe
a paink job I could have.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
I'll talk to the principles after the schools and.
Speaker 13 (51:45):
See if anybody wants the best Minion.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
To run their schools.
Speaker 13 (51:53):
I couldn't be a teacher with very little.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Payose a different way. I could be a teature, but
very little. We could choice a different where.
Speaker 31 (52:23):
We have met.
Speaker 10 (52:26):
So very little bit.
Speaker 7 (52:45):
Benefit.
Speaker 10 (52:51):
It sounds great. Also, Pa, Okay, don't you the man?
Speaker 21 (53:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I was just a Pikachu.
Speaker 10 (53:06):
Oh, Gerard, where'd you go?
Speaker 4 (53:10):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (53:12):
It is that Giselle.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I was just a little Pikachu. But now I'm Gizelle
the Pomeranium.
Speaker 21 (53:22):
I was just that.
Speaker 7 (53:26):
She always got me. This is your moment.
Speaker 9 (53:30):
Go get her.
Speaker 10 (53:31):
Gerard.
Speaker 7 (53:34):
Uh, I'm Gerard.
Speaker 36 (53:35):
I have hip dysplasia.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
Sorry, I'm nervous.
Speaker 21 (53:51):
Do you.
Speaker 36 (53:53):
Like eating food out of a bowl?
Speaker 9 (53:58):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (53:58):
Do you like being told that you loved?
Speaker 9 (54:06):
Yes?
Speaker 36 (54:07):
I love you? Wow, to be fair, I love everyone.
Speaker 9 (54:18):
Do you like.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Chasing a bo Oh?
Speaker 9 (54:23):
My god?
Speaker 4 (54:23):
What do you like getting screeches from a paw?
Speaker 9 (54:33):
Do you like.
Speaker 36 (54:35):
Touching our nose. This is Paula.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
This is Paila.
Speaker 36 (54:59):
Who's d me? This pubby angel from up up?
Speaker 19 (55:06):
This is pal below.
Speaker 46 (55:13):
Would you mind living at my house? We could rip
apart this toy I have? It looks kind of like mouths.
Would you mind sleeping in a pile on the floor?
(55:33):
Would you like to have a little more?
Speaker 4 (55:41):
All that sounds nice, sounds like a good doggie life.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
I could be.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Your Pomeranian doggie wife. So fancy, so fancy, so fancy,
so fancy.
Speaker 40 (56:08):
Would you mind if we went to your house tear
up that toy that looks like a mouse.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Is the house a condos? Oh?
Speaker 26 (56:24):
Thank god, I'm a fancy palm Eranian Anna only like condos?
Speaker 4 (56:34):
So fancy, so fantasy?
Speaker 7 (57:04):
Times up?
Speaker 8 (57:08):
Or should I say.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Kayden Caden?
Speaker 9 (57:14):
Caden?
Speaker 7 (57:15):
That was your name in my class?
Speaker 25 (57:18):
Do you remember missus missus Linda, missus Linda Witchworth. If
time's up, I understand, I was just finishing my last giants. God,
(57:41):
if time's up, I understand.
Speaker 7 (57:51):
Damn time is done. Pretend times du.
Speaker 8 (58:01):
Time to end this fun because pretend time is done.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Pretend time is done. My cigar shrank two normal size.
My wife is now that box of crass. The whole
town's coming down.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
Turn time is done. Pretend time is done.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Would you say you've won?
Speaker 13 (58:38):
Pretend time is done.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Everything will go back to normal. We won't be able
to have any more fun. Pretend time is done. Pretend
time is done.
Speaker 36 (58:57):
Please, just.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
The people that are here.
Speaker 47 (59:05):
I don't know, make sure that they find a path. Listen,
I am, I am, Go ahead, say what's.
Speaker 36 (59:18):
On your heart.
Speaker 4 (59:21):
I'm not a real mayor.
Speaker 36 (59:23):
No you're not.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
It's time that I admit that, and you know who
you need to admit it to.
Speaker 9 (59:32):
The town.
Speaker 13 (59:34):
They deserve to know their fate.
Speaker 39 (59:39):
We brought them up here.
Speaker 10 (59:51):
What's your real name?
Speaker 9 (59:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (59:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
I know everyone listen to your mayor. I'm not a
real mayor. I'm just a player in this witch's game.
She used to be my teacher.
Speaker 19 (01:00:20):
I made her make you all weird stuff, little cartoons.
But now it's all through my wife turned back into krans.
Those Pokemon turned back into dogs and a human.
Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
I feel like that was really rude. If I was
the only human that was a Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
You're at Charle's heart. It's very cool.
Speaker 36 (01:00:49):
Hey, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on the mayor.
I mean, being real isn't so bad.
Speaker 27 (01:00:56):
I found love, yeah, yeah, and I found meaning and
selling my quirky sweaters online.
Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
And I have a status symbol of a condo and
two dogs.
Speaker 27 (01:01:14):
Wait, so that's those are reasons we shouldn't be out
of him away away, Yes, but maybe life wasn't so
great for him.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
This is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I was pretty good.
Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
I loved crazy, yes, but unlimited ants on a log.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
When I was a kid, you know he was are
you kid?
Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
He's her kideless? Average in my class.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I'm kidence.
Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
She made the kid a mare.
Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
She made the kid, and that's what you wanted to
be so hard to him. The kid's a kid with.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Average grades.
Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
Okay, but this whole world is.
Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Some brilliance that he made pretty very creative, and he
is full of so much life and love that he
had to share.
Speaker 10 (01:02:26):
So I took him there for give the child, made
give the child, and I.
Speaker 16 (01:02:44):
Knew that the kids would call me a witch behind
my back, and for me, I just seemed so sad,
But I thought, what the hell alonesome mad drinking bike?
Speaker 10 (01:03:02):
True?
Speaker 44 (01:03:03):
So I gave it to him and he transformed all
of you, transformed all.
Speaker 45 (01:03:10):
Of you, he caated.
Speaker 24 (01:03:16):
You know, after all you've talked so that life's not
so bad outside of barns.
Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
Life's not so bad.
Speaker 31 (01:03:28):
Outside of ball's not so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
So there we have it, life outside our balls. That
was the debut musical from Dean Titans.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
A success.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I think it can only be downhill from here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Well, we'll find out in four weeks time, because subscribe
to this podcast feed and every four weeks you will
get an improvised musical from the Tune Titans. But in
two weeks we've got a different show coming up here
on the Peak Improp.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It's a podcast. It's Laughter and Legends.
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yeah, that's our Dungeons and Dragons comedy show where we
bring comedians up play D and D and then instead
of everyone's favorite turn based crunchy number combat, we just
play competitive improv games and force them to wrap against
the audience.
Speaker 34 (01:05:01):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Look, there's a bit more to it than that, but
that does summit up at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
It's yeah, it's not wrong, it's not wrong. It's not wrong.
It's a fun time.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
If you look, there's a lot of sort of actual
play D and D stuff out there, laughter and legends
in a couple of weeks time, really looking forward to
listeners hearing the twist on it with the improv games
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I think that's what makes it so unique.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Yeah, you can really hear the weird costumes we're worrying.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yes, I think, oh you can. You've got to imagine
everyone in a weird costume.
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Yeah, and a couple occasions we've had to purchase more
adult dapers.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I'll say no more about it, and look, that's the
hook for two weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
Time is it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
And we may be hooking the wrong people, and that
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You're welcome to we'll find out, we'll find our audience.
And thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Thank you for supporting live local comedy, even in this
recorded form. No matter where you're listening from, I think
that's super awesome that you're doing that. And stay subscribed
to this feed or be subscribe to this feed if
this is your first time listening anything else ethan.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
You can listen to it anywhere, even the bathroom. I'm
presuming that's where you are right now. The acoustics are
better in there.
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