June 3, 2025 • 78 mins
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Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
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Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
See the next Whimsicult improv show on June 21st
This live improvised musical was recorded April 2025 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com to get your tickets and catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to pit Pod, where we are live in the
green room of the Peak Improv Theater for the very
first time. A green cubby. Yeah, it's it is more
of a cubby than a room. I think three walls,
maybe maybe two walls.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Two real walls, two fake walls, and a curtain make
a cubby, I would say.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, you know what, Yeah, it is a green cubby.
And I am joined by someone who is an improviser,
a performer, a dancer, yes, a whimsic cult leader.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know if I'm a leader. Okay, yeah, I'm
a cultist for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, wims cultist, we'll go with that. A Tuned Titan,
and someone who cracks me up all the time. It's
Stephanie Facler.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's you. Welcome to pit Pod. How are you doing great?
I am so excited to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm a longtime listener, excellent and first time speaker into
this micro Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, we have heard your voice so much on the
Peak Improphty. It's a podcast because you are a member
of Tune Titans, the Fantastic Improvised Musical improv show. Yes,
out of Colorado Springs, Colorado. How are you finding being
on Tune Titans.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, I love it, And that is kind
of an understatement musical improv. Seeing it done the first time,
I had the same experience that I had seen improv
done the first time, which is when I saw improv
done the first time, I was like, how can I
be involved in that?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did, And then I saw musical improv and I
was like, that's really scary, but how can I be
involved in it? Never really had an opportunity until the
class was offered here, and now.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I get to do it once a month. Nice people,
which is so great. Yes, yeah, it's a great success.
They're fantastic musicals. I've said this so many times, but
it's my favorite show at the Peak and prov Fance.
It's just the best thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It is, by like my favorite night of the month.
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's a fantastic time. And you mentioned getting started with improv.
How long have you been improvising?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
My mom shout out to Robin reminded me recently that
I did an improv class when I was like in
sixth or seventh grade.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I did like a summer camp had a children's theater.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Nice Yeah, also shout out to the teacher that recommended
I do it. I don't remember his name. I wish
I could so I could thank him for real.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But shout out that guy. Yeah, shout out to that guy.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Who was like that, that young girl has a lot
of energy and she should do this. And I loved it,
and yeah I did it again some in high school
and then through college. Yes, yeah, that's fantastic. That's that's great,
with like a break between six and seventh grade, and
that was your hiatus because you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Were too good at it. Yeah, yeah, I had to
take a break. I had to step back.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I was I was gonna go too far too fast.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So, as we mentioned, we are here in the green
room on a show night. This is currently May Thief.
Who can say when this will go out? Maybe it's soon,
maybe it's I mean, hopefully you can, because hopefully I'm
the one person who should know.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What's the show that's happening here.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
To nice We are performing with My School Dropouts, which
is a team that was formed out of a competition
that the Peak and Prov Theater put together where they
had different teachers from the theater coach different ensembles. They
invited anyone to come out and join a group and
my team. What congratulations you So we're kind of doing
(03:34):
our victory lap tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it's like a celebration. This is the this is
the grand prize. Is getting to entertain even more?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, yes, and I should say it's my team because
I'm a part of it. But Ethan Goldman is our
coach and he was fantastic, so really it's his team.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Shouts out Ethan. We know his name, we can shout
out Ethan.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm just shouting out everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, I mentioned my dad. Should I
say dad? Shout out?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, stepmom, stepdad, brothers, sister, all the deities, stepsister, my dog.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's probably that probably covers it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, that's probably. I think that's all the things. Yeah, fantastic. Well,
I think it's about time we get to the next
tune Titans musical.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's about to play for the listeners, is it? So
this one?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Let's see if you remember from the title, this musical
is called The Lord of the Lanes.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, my gosh, of course I remember this. This is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There was the team called the Holy Pinners, and there
was some not so religious subtext about cults and it
was wild one.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, it might be the most beautifully chaotic one.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh, I think so far.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
There's certain scenes that I'm not going to spoil that
I cannot wait to re listen to.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh me neither. I've been waiting for this one to
come out. I really need to hear it again.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And just before we get to the musical, the next
two Titan show is on June twentieth.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Where can folks head to you for tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You can go to peak improv dot com. That's p
e ak improv if you know how to spell it.
Nice good stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But we're racking up quite a collection of soundbites of
people saying peak improv dot com in different ways. I'm
loving the creativity only from an improv crouch. Would that
be the would that be the website? Yes, that's true.
All right, let's get to it.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Then.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here is the the only ever performance of the Lord
of the Lanes.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My gosh, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Welcome everyone to Tune Titans. Thank you so much for
coming out.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
This is Tune Titan's uh intimate edition Slow Day.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Yeah, that's what the EPI show talk about that.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Beforehand, and that's what we decided. Yeah, Thanks for coming
out and braving the snowy weather instead of staying home
by the fire with your fuzzy bathrobe. We appreciate you.
Speaker 11 (06:08):
What are some of your favorite things to do in
the spring?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Are your favorite things about the spring?
Speaker 12 (06:14):
Easter rocks?
Speaker 13 (06:30):
What was this bowling?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Bowling?
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Pulling the spring bowl?
Speaker 14 (06:40):
I have I have a question about bowling. Is it
is it? Are we how do we feel about using
the bumpers? Is it okay? As adults?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Too?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Seriously?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I think, yeah, yeah, so okay. I worked with like.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
An eighteen No, she was sixteen?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Was she? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (07:06):
She was in between that age, and she was like
a semi professional bowler. She had gloves, okay, and like yeah,
because I know that they carry their own balls and stuff,
but they apparently have gloves and things like that. And
so that's never the kind of bowling situation I want
to be in. I want to be in a place
with bumpers.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Yeah, bumper.
Speaker 16 (07:23):
I would say it is embarrassing to bowl with bumpers.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
I want everyone was in it into it?
Speaker 14 (07:31):
No one.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
It makes it more fun though, because you can do
like extreme bumper.
Speaker 17 (07:35):
Bowling where you're like, yeah, you have to hit the
bumper within the first two feet and then it's like.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Johnny, you're not extreme enough.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Johnny.
Speaker 16 (07:44):
My friend in high school and I we found a
bowling alley where you would pay for a dollar a pin,
so every pin you knocked over would cost a dollar
at the end of the night, and we got out
of there for like a buck.
Speaker 18 (07:58):
Fifteen with after like four games. Sorry, a penny a pin.
Your scoring was one and a half.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I really like that business.
Speaker 13 (08:11):
Model, though it's it was a penny a pin.
Speaker 16 (08:14):
And then the joke was we got out of there
for so cheap, but I flubbed it.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
I think I got more strikes with this bowling technique
with the like underneath of this than I have any
like when I've tried to seriously do any real bold they.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Tell this is a real basketball fact that I know,
and it might be the only sports fact that I know.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Everyone listen, way, doesn't your brother have a basketball?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I don't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 14 (08:42):
You can't make me look at So they tell people
who are bad at free throws that they should do
the granny style two hand free throw, and it's like
four centers specifically, like I think like joking. Noah famously
does it and some other centers and they are better
for he throws four doing it the.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Dumb Did Shack ever do that?
Speaker 15 (09:03):
Because I remember he was bad at it, so we
never got better.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
But now he has gummies with his face on him.
Speaker 19 (09:10):
Sometimes jacks, sometimes you have to like go ahead and
look dumb in order to get better.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Yeah, I think we have Smithsbury.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Yeah, you're about to see a fully improvised musical. We've
never done it before, we will never do it again.
All the music is new, and all the songs are new,
and all the scenes are new.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
So this is too time.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And Ally.
Speaker 20 (09:56):
Me Sally, I serve a pump up and cold, and
sometimes I tell my patrons joke.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
At the alley.
Speaker 21 (10:13):
At the alley, well, I go to zupa class to
get more landber so I can shove that.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Ball down that lane of tamber.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
I don't care if I look silly with my weird moves.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
It's the thing I don't I do to get me
in the bowling roof.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
At the alley.
Speaker 22 (10:40):
And the alley, I'm fifteen or sixteen or maybe eighteen.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Fine, here went on my friends and we're dusty to
have some fun. So I'll put those bumpers right up.
Don't care if you look down at the.
Speaker 23 (11:02):
Alley, the alley.
Speaker 24 (11:11):
When I grabbed that bowling ball, I throw it in
the air. People don't like when I come there. Sometimes
my fingers they gets ducks. But when I'm at the alley,
I don't give no fool.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And cross raised shoes for me.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
It has become big bad news because let's pry and
cottage in my love.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I've only got three months to live in and sufer
in the alley.
Speaker 25 (11:57):
And the alley, planting on and picking it up.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
I'm drying my fingers off. They get sweaty and it
makes the ball slip.
Speaker 15 (12:33):
So, sir, drying them, you're sweat on a ball that's
gonna get sweat on it and so it'll stay sweaty.
Speaker 16 (12:40):
Listen, Dave, if you want to be a part of
the team, you gotta like you gotta listen to me
because I've been doing this for twenty years.
Speaker 26 (12:51):
Yeah, I mean, Lawrence, you've been You've been here for
a while and I'm trying to you know, I'm a
I'm a young spring chicken of forty and I'm here.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
So maybe put some new grease on this waxed floor.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
I don't know if you catch my metaphors. Sometimes you're
a little lofty.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Ten pounds of solid rock. Try color shoes and the
high sock. We're bothly.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Just rolling.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
This place is my church.
Speaker 27 (13:53):
Pens are my God. I'm here to ship. This place
is my ju.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
Ends on my God, and I'm here to ship. So
don't mock the sacred ground.
Speaker 11 (14:15):
Sorry, like you got me.
Speaker 25 (14:17):
All wrong words.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
It's just I'm kind of futuristic.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
With my thoughts.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've kind of lot going on.
Speaker 28 (14:28):
My stomach is innuts because when I see this place,
it is so divine.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Gotta find a way to praise it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Let it know it's fine.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
This place is not.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
The pison got.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
This place is my che.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
The pins are my God. Don't knock my.
Speaker 16 (15:12):
Place of worship, this modern cathedral where I bring my phrase.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
To the Lord.
Speaker 16 (15:21):
I roll these stones down the wooden path and hit
my gods with them. It's like an offering.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's his wrath.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Yes, good, good, good, you're understanding.
Speaker 29 (15:37):
But Lawrence, have you a loan, dude?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
If the god's a woman or maybe a little firm recruitter,
you're of the old.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Makes me think you loo pens and a polgy.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
This place is not shirt.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
My god, I can't say, my god, I never thought
of it that way.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
This play is chart.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
My god. I can.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Better, Lawrence, are different better. That's like a shud word.
We don't need to put judgment on it like that.
There's enough judgment in religion.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
Yeah, this is bowling.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I love the team.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Yeah, they're great, they get it. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
Well, Dave, if you want to be a bowler here
on the team, hm, you do have to kind of
pledge to the pin gods.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, the Holy Pinners.
Speaker 16 (17:00):
Yeah, that's the name of the team, the Holy Pinners.
So just wondering if you're ready to take that step
accept the pins into your heart.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Lawrence.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
I understand that you're wanting me to open up, but
you're you came here.
Speaker 15 (17:19):
I did come in really strong with a lot to
push at you because I thought, I mean, I maybe
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
It all, Maybe I'll come back to all right.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I get that you really want something like a devotion.
Speaker 13 (17:37):
Yes, commitment.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Yeah, and I gotta figure out if I'm the kind of.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
Yeah, well, let us know, because we do need a
new teammate.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Drive a hard bark, Lawrence.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
I pray for Dave, pray you would show him the way,
Bless him with abundant.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Have you heard what is happening at the bowling Allie
the seat?
Speaker 17 (18:29):
I've heard there's sacrilegious stuff everywhere.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
You can't get so panion and not about it out
in this towne.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
What will my homeschool children think? Well, have we let them?
Speaker 11 (18:45):
We're letting them out into the society.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Wouldn't they hear about it?
Speaker 9 (18:49):
No, we are keeping them indoors at all times except
when they're in the backyard picking the wheat.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Mark you.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
You got it.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You want to come into the new age a little bit, Martha, Okay.
Speaker 17 (19:04):
It's okay sometimes to find divine intervention in things other than.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You know, what you and I believe in.
Speaker 29 (19:15):
You don't know why people be people?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
But they're worshiping bowling pens and bowling pens.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It starts with bowling pens.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
The next thing and all they're worshiping hens, hens, they
laying eggs. They'll only close to what they think about, Mester. Funny,
What is happening in this town? What is happening in
this town. Everywhere I'm looking around, people are.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Being the weird.
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Martha.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You gotta get a hold of yourself. You're really making
me look like a fool.
Speaker 17 (20:14):
I'm trying to be a cool dad and run this
new group, and I really need to look cool, and.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I'm a flat on the skinny jeans.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
And your harsh bustard.
Speaker 30 (20:32):
Next week we even have meme while we run the
Holy No, what's happening to this town?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
What's happening to this town? Everywhere?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Long?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Girls see you are weird clods. I'm just a simple girl.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Now I'm questioning about bringing another child into this world.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's weird. I kids get with thirteen. It's an unlucky,
hellish number. That would be mean.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
And so I want to know that when I bring
this next baby into this town that there's going to
be safeteen all day round.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Seventy to this town. What's happning to this town?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Now?
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Are you telling me you no longer when I.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Have our kid?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Is quite the thing to say.
Speaker 31 (21:45):
They're just word about the world I'm bringing and it's
Jill into well, you know, make it work like we
have the last thirteen times.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
We've got the home.
Speaker 11 (21:56):
School in we've got the youth group come in.
Speaker 13 (22:01):
All right, then just.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Just so worried balling pens Bullingen, I know, man.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Then the week.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Their suburb jessicaa.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
Beautiful child, so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Pens.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
God, there's multiple of them, so they're all God, because
I guess God could be in all of us, but
I guess he's only in the Pins, you kid, I
don't know.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
I've got this like spiritual journey I'm going on, and
I wasn't really ready for it.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
I thought I knew everything. At forty.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
It was like, yeah, just to be clear, you're talking
about joining that bowling league, right.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, yeah, the Holy Pinners, Right Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
They didn't just let you on the team here, No.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
No, I have It's like, I think it's kind of
like a devotional thing. I think that's a thing that
sometimes happens in other places.
Speaker 15 (23:17):
But in this one, it's like, you have to have
a very strong worldview that matches the worldview of Lawrence
the Captain.
Speaker 32 (23:28):
Okay, yeah, I mean, Dave, if you think this is
gonna be good for you, I mean, I'm your brother.
I support you, and also I would love it. You've
got a hobby and got out of my house.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
What the fuck, Joe.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
I'm just saying, you've got.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
A lot going for you. You're you're a good you're
go getter.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
You just need friends besides me.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
You don't want to philosophize with me all day long.
Speaker 32 (23:52):
I didn't know this would be about bowling and philosophy.
I just thought, do you want another Madillo? I don't know, Like, yeah, man,
forget the ribbon shop. I'm so glad you don't care
(24:13):
about glass house.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
My garage and you're God. Get your garage.
Speaker 14 (24:22):
Yeah, I am in a way, God is my garage.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
You can be got of anything if you really want
got away anything.
Speaker 29 (24:39):
Show what you've got.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
My brother Joe, he is so smart.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
That's why he bought a house that has a garage.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Are your card.
Speaker 24 (24:53):
You can't be your God.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
If you are real cool, you can be God.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
You don't need to go to school.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Now, you can be God. You can even be a fool.
Speaker 16 (25:09):
You can mean God.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
You could play bowling or pool.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
Okay, so everyone can be God.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
What can you comm?
Speaker 14 (25:22):
God's skid?
Speaker 13 (25:24):
I guess.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
God on God, it's really hot, actions my God, it's
a natural attraction.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I see it. Now we're beating as peers. As a
ball as fall.
Speaker 33 (25:43):
And shut my peers.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Anyone can be a god, It's so easy. Anyone can
be a god.
Speaker 13 (25:54):
Had that bowling galley's lazy.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Anyone can be a god, especially me.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Anyone can be a go. I've gotta make this.
Speaker 24 (26:08):
Anything it takes to have you out of my home.
If you live in the bowling Alley, then you.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Live alone, like a pilgrimage. Totally a pilgrimage.
Speaker 23 (26:23):
Wow, and you get so close God to God, God God, God.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
God to God to God. Because there's tenpence.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
And you.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Tenpins and me. Wow, Joe, let me have this chat.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna pack up my stuff and go snoop
over at the pin place, that.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Place place.
Speaker 14 (26:57):
Hey, I'm I'm proud of you, no matter what happens
to a big bullet tournament. Okay, I'll come and watch.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
Okay, Yeah, I think that. I think that I think
that I can tell Dave that I'm ready now.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
Nice, you want to smash before I'm Dave.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (27:11):
I'm getting so transcendental with it.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Sho.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No more pinned place, more like same place, no more
pain place, more.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Like sin place. This is the perfect family outic.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm so proud of you, my holdest children. I decided
to take up this Ben, thank you for putting Jessica.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
We have only.
Speaker 34 (27:55):
What's happening right everything I'm trying well, when weed, I
(28:15):
go out with my friends anyway, go down to the
street corner and we cast him.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's ever a boy trying trying.
Speaker 35 (28:37):
An the things that happened the next day, like this one.
It's a really terrible thing.
Speaker 20 (28:49):
But I listened to songs and I like to sing
about sex, and like what the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Kind of stuff really? I just can't get enough. I've
only I'm crying. I've only sounds. Guy, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
You now, is that I don't eat me No, not
those cows.
Speaker 30 (29:29):
My mom says, I gottaitude be being and strong.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
But I've decided, and I think it's morally wrong. I'm
all those things I'm trying to.
Speaker 13 (29:44):
Giant.
Speaker 29 (29:47):
I'm only she needs those things to keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Is sad only trying.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Look at each other, look at each other.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Collabrious, hit me, calabrious.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Look at you, Makaya. What are you saying to your brother?
Speaker 25 (30:17):
You said your brother that should have hit you hard?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
What does the Lord say about that?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Lord says, maybe we could do a different family activity
like bowling, something fun for once glabrious. She took a
picketing awesome, shook a hiding stuff that's inside of us.
We all have rich in their personal lives, even if
we didn't express it earlier.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
That's true, I do. Rubens cues real fast.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Family, Dad, Benjamin, these children, how are you going wild?
Rob exu my dup coup. I got a better shape
for demons here to cram themselves into.
Speaker 17 (31:08):
I'm taking the kids and we're l even it's too
much of a sheltered household.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
They need to see normalcy. Come in. Collaborry again, Jessica again,
and Rachel I got the fifteen passenger may already as
we're going. I have a good night.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Yeah, see you next time. Oh Hi, my name's Lawrence.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Speaker 36 (31:51):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:53):
Let me tell you about a new family. You could have.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Family.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
Yes, they grow around wheat in that kind of way.
We are all the wheat of this family.
Speaker 29 (32:12):
I don't really understand metaphors. I'm very black, and with
the curtain.
Speaker 16 (32:17):
We worship the lanes, we worship the sweat on our brow.
We praise the pens. It's a family like the one
you've lost, but better.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
They all just like really hardcore, very very suddenly appandant me.
Speaker 13 (32:43):
Bowling balls can't run away. They don't have feet.
Speaker 29 (32:48):
Could they not roll away?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Is that not a thing?
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Okay, I'm not super smart like you, so don't try
to trip me up on semantics.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
They won't run away.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
The pins can't go anywhere unless we knock them down.
It's always there for us, it can't always be there
for you.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I'm like to not be hell yeah, me neither. I
would like a big family to come.
Speaker 29 (33:28):
Now, this handsome stranger.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Stand say.
Speaker 22 (33:40):
To me.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You don't have ji Bey, you don't have Juppy.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
Come with us and we're worship in a bawling dough.
You don't have to be.
Speaker 29 (34:14):
This is also strange to me. I'm thinking things I
thought could never be, but.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Be by myself so many.
Speaker 29 (34:34):
I can take my old ideas and put them on
a shelf.
Speaker 16 (34:42):
I wrote my name and number on its car. You
can keep that and call any time father Lawrence.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
By Just do that. Who knows what.
Speaker 29 (35:08):
Will happen after that? Maybe I won't have to be.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I won't have to be.
Speaker 23 (35:27):
My mind is skiddy, absolutely bloom that happens a lot
with me.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Please, I won't be.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Oh well, yeah, call me.
Speaker 16 (35:40):
We meet every Wednesday night, every Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday,
all day Sunday, all day into the evening.
Speaker 13 (35:50):
So you're welcome anytime. Thank you, Yeah, of course, see
you later.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
All right.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
We'll will Dave move out of Joe's house and find
faith at the bowling Alley. Will Lawrence maybe hook up
with the religious mom. Will the homeschool kids find fun
somewhere else with their new life? Find out in the
second half when toon Tan's return with the.
Speaker 13 (36:20):
Lord of the Lanes.
Speaker 11 (36:32):
You got it, we got we cut we got it,
we got we got it.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
We are perfect all time. You don't have to worry
about thing, not a thing, not a dam thing, not
a ding dong thing.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I hate learning about things. We know because we're pinned. Yes, sure,
Delee squash pins that sit.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
On the floor.
Speaker 31 (36:59):
Sometimes we're around, Yeah, but we never run away because
we can't.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Your rolling is getting a little.
Speaker 37 (37:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's not very godlike behavior of you,
I'm saying. I'm just saying, well, if we're the gods,
then whatever we do is godlike. Don't you think that's
what I would think. That's a nice point to make.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I'm back, Yeah, roll little.
Speaker 38 (37:44):
God like Selve, don't put me on sho devotion on.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Way for Nola.
Speaker 39 (38:10):
Devotion for the Lord of the ways.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
This pits, I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I'm not sure means the pin. God requires a supreed
be rolling this way.
Speaker 40 (38:49):
That like so mild and per can but Jore demotion's
cars our devotion.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
For the lo the lame.
Speaker 13 (39:17):
And if you want to be a holy painter, if the.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
Journeys about to be, you gotta get to know the pigs.
Speaker 13 (39:31):
Into the back sea.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Card devotions the lame card motion now.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
On the lo.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh that's a strike.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Oh ship, the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
So, I mean, what does it look like?
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Maybe it is what it looks like sleeping with the pins.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
I'm sleeping alongside the pins.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
I didn't get to sleep with the pins for a
few years. It's kind of an honor at our church.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I felt like.
Speaker 41 (41:03):
It was important for me to make this pilgrimage and
take this uh take this mission to uh try to
commune with the pens. And I feel like I know
them now in their in their touch and their smell
and their taste.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
Yes, and I could hear them. Yes, and I see them,
I see all the scratches. Oh yeah, so good. You're
like in the honeymoon stage. Let me tell you, I
just feel like they have so much to tell me.
Speaker 11 (41:38):
I'm I'm just really thankful that you were there guiding.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
And like a father should.
Speaker 36 (41:46):
Yeah, you know, me and Joe are our dad. He
wasn't into bowling or you know, he was a Actually
you actually left the family to become a monk.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
Oh shit.
Speaker 16 (42:05):
Yeah, uh, you're not allowed of smoking here. They let
me smoke at night sometimes.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
Well you're the dead.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, I live here, so oh oh, so that's
why father Lawrence. Yeah, I live here. Okay.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
I was wondering why there were like posters on the
walls and like towels hanging around, Like I thought that like.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
There wouldn't be anything in that place that's behind where
the pins drop. But yeah, you've made a really cozy
set up here.
Speaker 16 (42:40):
Please don't touch, Please don't touch my five and one shampoo.
You have a shower, Yeah, we have a shower here,
and I have five and one shampoo. It's a toothpaste
and they'll tell you it's not for that but you
(43:01):
can't use it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
For I'm ship full of wisdom.
Speaker 16 (43:06):
Yeah, I'm wise as fuck, and i'm a little I'm
just a little like off because you interrupted my nightly
smoke break.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
But I guess I'm stoked that you're here feeling the pins.
You're not any baptized me.
Speaker 30 (43:20):
In the shower, fantized me.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
In the shower. I can feel the pins. Mighty power
when you baptize me in the shower.
Speaker 16 (43:46):
We've never baptized a new believer before, but it's a
good fucking idea.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
We should do it more.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
And the shower is a perfect place for someone. I'll
spread my shampoo on you. That's five and one and
baptize you in the shower hour.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
It's this way, baptize the show shower. We can feel
the pins.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Holy pour.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Baptized you in the show. God, Oh good, you've disrobed.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
I want to be as speaking as the pits.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh what is that.
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Close?
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Day?
Speaker 13 (44:59):
Dasonal and yeah, and the stuff that you rub bowling
balls with.
Speaker 25 (45:04):
Wax.
Speaker 13 (45:07):
Yeah, all right, you're ready.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I am ready.
Speaker 42 (45:18):
I am the name of the Lord of the lanes.
Only Trinity shoes, socks and balls.
Speaker 13 (45:34):
I baptized the it's only hot. You don't have phones.
It's only hot.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
It's pretty only body parties.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
That steps stamp straight.
Speaker 36 (45:51):
It is.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
Welcome brother.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
It's like I have a new skin.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, from how it all went away from the scalding.
Speaker 16 (46:10):
It's a good feeling, like I said, honeymoon phase. Everything
feels awesome.
Speaker 13 (46:15):
Yeah, feeling.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:19):
The baptist.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Spy the shower. I've been baptised by the sholl.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Wow, that's some strong flower. I've been badi spy the sham.
Speaker 13 (46:46):
Congratulations, man, don't touch my shampoo.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Ohay, all this?
Speaker 36 (47:02):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
You you uh devotee as well?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Did you put some clothes on?
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I have pants on.
Speaker 11 (47:11):
It's just wearing pants and a hat.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
So the flesh tone pasts threw me off.
Speaker 33 (47:15):
Five?
Speaker 11 (47:17):
Yeah, I should I should rethink that.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:24):
Hi, I'm Dave Martha. Nice to meet Martha. Uh would
you like a turn to to sleep next to the pants?
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (47:33):
I don't know about that? Okay?
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (47:37):
One pin?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Well, it didn't burn my finger on one.
Speaker 11 (47:50):
That's the one pin.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
I shouldn't know.
Speaker 16 (47:58):
I just don't.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I just don't know.
Speaker 23 (48:07):
Aware this con music, crazy winding road of mine work.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
You think you know all your life? You think you know.
Speaker 23 (48:23):
Everything, know everything in one quick blue.
Speaker 29 (48:33):
You know, sitting here in this morning, how you with
this mostly naked.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Man wondering how I got here? Yfy, possibly can.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Say goodbye to everything I've faced my whole life, ball
and so crucive, big a bunch of bulling pits is
my mind.
Speaker 29 (49:05):
Fucking God.
Speaker 9 (49:07):
I just cursed, and they got happened, and that substantial crisis.
Speaker 23 (49:16):
Surrounded by these people and all their guys.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Hid me come heavy an act substential CRUs But I
guess not by as well. Just run the diocese. Now
my Grammar's gone on cussing. I don't know what is
happening anymore.
Speaker 43 (49:43):
Marcia, Martha, here's exactly where you were about like ten
hours ago.
Speaker 29 (49:49):
Half I thought I knew everything too, And then they.
Speaker 43 (49:52):
Turned to Father Dave and my brother Joe, and they
both let you know, we're all guys, and then.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
And their gods, and you're a god, communal.
Speaker 11 (50:04):
God and then commune with other gods.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
And I have chosen to.
Speaker 15 (50:10):
I have chosen to devote myself and using my godliness
to help these gods.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
The pins.
Speaker 9 (50:17):
Yeah, this is a real one, Aidy. For me actually
normally have a slow changers. I just moved from tight
button to messy button.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
That feels like a lot. It looks great, thank you. Yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (50:34):
Just don't judge yourself. Don't force yourself to do anything
you don't want to do. And also yourself be opened
to your stuff and you can decide if you like
it or not. I decided I'd like the pins and
the shower in this towel.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
So you're saying.
Speaker 44 (50:56):
That of having an substantial crisis, a substential cristic, that life.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Is fall.
Speaker 9 (51:19):
Surpriseic. It's okay, you just go ahead and have.
Speaker 45 (51:28):
At Sorry I didn't know that word for saying you're
real smart.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
I mean I did a homeschool thirteen children.
Speaker 11 (51:45):
Whoa you must have been pregnant for like fourteen years?
Speaker 13 (51:49):
Yeah, no twins in there at all?
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Just back to back every years.
Speaker 29 (51:53):
How I did it?
Speaker 7 (51:57):
You know?
Speaker 25 (51:58):
Well, how else are they going to get the wheat?
Speaker 9 (52:00):
I know we needed a lot of wheat harvestings.
Speaker 29 (52:04):
It's a lot.
Speaker 11 (52:05):
Sorry, yeah, I think you mad be okay, just you know,
feel free.
Speaker 15 (52:09):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go and sleep on a lane,
and you feel free to take this back bit and
you know.
Speaker 4 (52:18):
Dip your toe in don't dip your toe in touch
a pandle.
Speaker 11 (52:25):
It's up to you and you're bad.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
You got a lot.
Speaker 13 (52:31):
That's a lot. Hey dad, how what.
Speaker 14 (52:47):
Are you sure the best way to heal our family
is to enter the bowling tournament opposed to Mom's team,
the Holy Painters. Is that that's what we're doing?
Speaker 11 (52:58):
Collaborous?
Speaker 14 (52:59):
Yeah, that's my name.
Speaker 11 (53:02):
You are always arguing with your pap.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
You don't need to get on board.
Speaker 31 (53:10):
We are a team. We are a new food family here. Yeah,
obviously all right.
Speaker 17 (53:30):
You know, I remember when I told you about the
best balling tactics.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
You take the ball and then you put it a
little rag.
Speaker 17 (53:41):
In your shirt and you rub dumb dumb on your
beamy until you feel like perfect and you won't get hurt.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
You choss it down the lade.
Speaker 10 (53:55):
Watch it's beIN around.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Hit ten pins and then you're.
Speaker 22 (54:03):
Fucking on this town. We're gonnna beat mom. We're gonna
beat mom. See how she's wrong.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
We're gonna beat My name's collabrious and I like fun.
Speaker 24 (54:29):
Don't let shear it weed out in the sun, so
I won't.
Speaker 13 (54:33):
Complain about this bowling out.
Speaker 32 (54:38):
Out Instead of donnaict him smiled up out it did.
Speaker 13 (54:49):
My name is Jimmy, and I like licorice. I never
call mom, but I like licorice.
Speaker 16 (54:56):
I stick it in my ears, in my mouth, and Dad,
if you get mad at me, I'm gonna jump down
in the star.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
We're gonna beat moan.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
Were gonna be.
Speaker 22 (55:11):
Here, We're seeing in our song because where gonna be
may be.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
She's still mom, Dad, He's still still she stole your mom.
She's still.
Speaker 7 (55:36):
More.
Speaker 14 (55:56):
Oh so this is the thin place.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (55:59):
Yeah, nice, excited for the big tournament.
Speaker 15 (56:01):
It's gonna be great, Joe, it's gonna be great. You're
gonna get to see me in an exaltation.
Speaker 46 (56:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (56:08):
I love the flesh colored jumpsuit.
Speaker 13 (56:09):
That's tight.
Speaker 11 (56:10):
Yeah yeah, the flesh colored pants seemed wrong.
Speaker 15 (56:13):
So I just like all of it, you know, so
that I can be naked for the pins, but not
for everyone else because it's illegal.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Smart?
Speaker 13 (56:21):
Smart?
Speaker 11 (56:22):
Have you have you ever wanted to throw a ball?
Speaker 14 (56:27):
I mean you know how Dad felt about throwing balls?
Speaker 11 (56:31):
Yeah, he said it wasn't monkli.
Speaker 44 (56:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (56:34):
Hey, hey, this is my new dad.
Speaker 15 (56:37):
This is father Lawrence, Joe, Joe, this is my old
this is my current brother.
Speaker 13 (56:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (56:42):
One of my other brothers.
Speaker 13 (56:43):
That's awesome, Dave brain converts already.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (56:46):
Oh, I haven't signed up for any sort of Is
this a cults that's happening here? Okay, that's really rude, Joe.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (57:02):
Oh yeah, I guess if you want to tell me
about your religion, I mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Open to it. Oh, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 11 (57:08):
She's so good at it. I tell you the best way.
Speaker 27 (57:12):
Last night I took a bowling pin and I shoved
it up my b.
Speaker 13 (57:25):
It's the best feeling.
Speaker 33 (57:33):
And then I woke off and found his bottle of
mock our drunk. Do you guys have any money? It's
part of the church is having to bring money.
Speaker 16 (57:53):
Money, Honey, Father Lawrence is crashing out.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Father Lawrence is crashing out. I don't really know what that's.
Speaker 23 (58:08):
About, but Father Lawrence is crashsh.
Speaker 11 (58:16):
But you know that you shouldn't put stuff in Your
brother doesn't have a flaired base, right.
Speaker 13 (58:24):
I don't know what you're talking about, but I know
a new guy, Joe.
Speaker 16 (58:28):
Joe, this one only has nine when you please, when
you please fill it up.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
Your pajama bookslop was only.
Speaker 16 (58:37):
This whole time, Hey, Dame A bit job bringing people
to the Oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (58:46):
Way? What do we pay?
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Right down?
Speaker 7 (58:51):
Here's a clean bait.
Speaker 14 (58:54):
A man hands you a bowling bit famous. But this
is your new cultural territory for me.
Speaker 11 (59:00):
That's fair, that's totally valid.
Speaker 14 (59:04):
If you need to come home, you can stay with me.
Speaker 21 (59:12):
No, I'm tintoes down, tintos down in this even though
father La Lawrence is crashing.
Speaker 23 (59:22):
Out, Father Lawrence crashing out.
Speaker 41 (59:28):
Oh god, he also drank this stout.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
Father Lawrence is crash.
Speaker 11 (59:44):
Oh god, I thought you were embarrassing me. That was
that was a whole other thing.
Speaker 42 (59:49):
Oh man, I don't.
Speaker 11 (59:51):
Think he's gonna be able to be ready for the tournament.
I think I have to step up now.
Speaker 14 (59:56):
You've got to be the captain of the Holy Pinners.
Speaker 11 (59:58):
Yeah, I guess the he's not in then that means
we're down a person. But you know what I met
this lady?
Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Okay? Is she how's she doing?
Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
Clear?
Speaker 14 (01:00:08):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
I mean I saw her last night and she was
maybe not okay.
Speaker 13 (01:00:11):
But I'm home.
Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Oh hey, I'm sorry. Come out like the cats. You
lure them out by going.
Speaker 47 (01:00:28):
Ch This looks better.
Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Yeah, I know myself.
Speaker 43 (01:00:40):
Everything, and you were like almost romantically involved, right, I
don't know if I would say that.
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Okay, sorry, I shouldn't just assume this.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
In a horrible place.
Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
My husband had just left me with all of my children,
like literally like two minutes before there.
Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
Oh my god, my wife. I wants out of my house.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh what?
Speaker 16 (01:01:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
Was that not clear from how crappy my life? Sorry, Joe, I'm.
Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
Too self involved to have realized anything about your life.
Speaker 14 (01:01:10):
It was a sea plot at best Man.
Speaker 11 (01:01:14):
Well, I'm gonna tell you I never liked Diane.
Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
Thanks. I mean you could have told me that years ago.
Speaker 11 (01:01:21):
Seem be appropriate.
Speaker 14 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I know you were just being kind. Hey, I
know you're from the youth group, right to Martha? Yeah yeah,
sorry about your family and everything.
Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
I mean I still have the baby.
Speaker 48 (01:01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (01:01:32):
Oh right, yeah, a little bowling ball of your own.
Speaker 14 (01:01:36):
That's the sea plot, yeah, Martha.
Speaker 43 (01:01:43):
As you can see, father father Lawrence really isn't up
to it, and we gotta we gotta really show up
today for the other holy pits.
Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
They don't deserve what that just happened. They don't deserve
to see that.
Speaker 9 (01:01:59):
Listen, I'll join your bowling indeed, Yeah, what what is
it called the lamp?
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Is that a true? Let's hold a troop.
Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
What's your bowling troop?
Speaker 11 (01:02:08):
Yeah, sounds right.
Speaker 29 (01:02:09):
I'll join your bowling troop. But I don't I don't connotation.
Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
Oh that that all right?
Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
True? Trip here, let's go trip.
Speaker 19 (01:02:18):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
I just don't think I can get on board with
the worshiping of the pins.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
And that's just that it's not sitting right with me.
Speaker 11 (01:02:27):
Okay, Well you could just have fun.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I mean, it's religious for me.
Speaker 15 (01:02:33):
But as the new father Lawrence, I'm saying not everyone
has to get demotion about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
It's do you are you changing your name to Lawrence? Now?
Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
No, No, I'm just taking over his position. Oh I
definitely Dave your.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Father day my uncle uncle, Dave uncle.
Speaker 32 (01:02:51):
Okay, so you're saying it doesn't matter how we look.
If we need to ball, it's okay as long as
we're just having fun. Yeah, books, I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
See why not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
I would like to use the ball.
Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
And if you know much, if you can't do it alone,
maybe you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Could balls to fat like too bad?
Speaker 14 (01:03:30):
We could bowl together. You don't like freaks, We don't
have to be together in the.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Good bunce the.
Speaker 24 (01:03:44):
Ball all the way down the lane. Maybe that's covering
up our family pain.
Speaker 23 (01:03:53):
Yes, a good balls like two bus of we could ball.
Speaker 14 (01:04:11):
It doesn't have to be forever, is the right?
Speaker 9 (01:04:18):
I'm opecially a single bob for not even yet forced.
Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
But he's kind of you forcing something more than friendship.
Well it feels kind of forced in a way like magnets.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
If you want to know how this thing.
Speaker 23 (01:04:44):
Ends, thank you, and I could be comparably good friend
with sails.
Speaker 28 (01:04:52):
Ripping offits like marriage to grow. I'm Morgan? What we
just sung your song all together?
Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
What I compared me to father? Gonna be too good?
A macka thanks to the best brather delver Martha?
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Who's this? That's my husband?
Speaker 11 (01:05:28):
That you mean your ex husband?
Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Well, I like you today with our fighting, so time spans.
Speaker 13 (01:05:35):
Where are you.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Friends?
Speaker 13 (01:05:38):
Her husband?
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
This is my sorry, come welcome comes brats scale by
gotta o. This is not talking at why it part?
But you've gotta make a choice. Are finding? Is that
what we're doing?
Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
We're bawling.
Speaker 23 (01:05:57):
I'm bawling.
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
We're balling.
Speaker 13 (01:05:59):
He beat mom at bowling.
Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
Sorry, liers in your pocket? Actually you know what I
was crashing out just then uh, sorry, the pirramids in
my head. You don't I think that you can support
each other as friends.
Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
Just because two people can be attracted to the opposite sex,
that doesn't mean.
Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
They have they're gonna be, doesn't mean they're gonna be.
Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Look at all these kids.
Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
Oh y'all, there's thirteen of us, remember, Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 11 (01:06:38):
So, yeah, you've got something really good. But you can
also have something really cool for yourself too. Outside of
this or an edition. You're here to wolves, We're here
to ball, We're here to be you know, a boy
and show you oh we.
Speaker 13 (01:06:52):
Here we can have fun. Yeah, eat liquorids and put
it in our nose.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
And pray to anything we want and listen to sis music.
Speaker 17 (01:07:02):
Yeah, we're listening to so much sexy music in the
fifteen passenger man.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Yeahs bawl, Jessica, whoa, whoa. You don't touch the kids
till you win the bowling mat for the steak. Custody
of my children depends on this bowling bitch.
Speaker 17 (01:07:23):
Yes, and you can prove that you can learn a
new thing and make new friends that maybe don't have
the same beliefs as.
Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
You, then you can be a part of this family again.
Speaker 13 (01:07:32):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Yeah, Dave and Joe was it? That's it, that's when
this fucking pulling game. That's a.
Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Yeah tell me Dad, just like you said. Alright, you
guys know first.
Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
Song, Wow, that way is a gunner.
Speaker 11 (01:08:26):
I've inspired though.
Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
The next step.
Speaker 13 (01:08:54):
Someone else, say what you got?
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
There's some pensill down.
Speaker 11 (01:08:58):
There was a ting I got, I got the said.
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
In the night. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask him.
Speaker 13 (01:09:05):
Well, you guys are really need him too, So it's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
It's fine, fun is it? Rachel?
Speaker 13 (01:09:11):
Rachel all Rachel?
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
This is.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Everyone else was very good.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
It was all right.
Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Hey you god, I think you might actually be a
very good dancer.
Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Next month, I'm trying to tender now.
Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
Well let's see how she bulls the s frame.
Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Okay, an amazing.
Speaker 13 (01:10:16):
Hey, what's up everybody?
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I heard?
Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
I heard back there. You guys are getting married. We're
doing a wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
The worst he married.
Speaker 13 (01:10:27):
Because I'm ordained. I could give you guys.
Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
I don't think you are all the time.
Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
I give you guys married.
Speaker 16 (01:10:35):
Father Lawrence, get your ship together, Father Lawrence.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Put on your pants and your sweater. Lawrence, get again.
Speaker 13 (01:10:54):
You guys have cost me a lot of pain. I
know you think that. I mean say so, now give.
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
These keys to you, Dave, and you'll be lord of.
Speaker 14 (01:11:24):
Is that some of his spring?
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
Well, then.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Then you just killed the God. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
I turned my hand away from God for two seconds,
and I I'm a killer.
Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
Listen, you had the ball in your hands. You were
being guided from it or buy it. This was an
act of religion. I'm strayed.
Speaker 13 (01:11:57):
I'm strayed.
Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
Hey, now you can relate to your wife and let
her touch the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry for the scene. Hey, as the as
the ruler.
Speaker 11 (01:12:17):
Of the penn place, I am saying this is sacrament
and you're all good. Broult.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I think I strayed too far away from the Lord.
Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
I'm sorry, Martha.
Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
I'm gonna go. Why don't you cat minute?
Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
Oh yeah, all the kids saw that.
Speaker 47 (01:12:44):
Jeez, Ben okay, and I know itsolutely indeed, maybe or.
Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
F clunked, but.
Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
I am I still want to see.
Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
What we've got. Dianea can leave.
Speaker 46 (01:13:08):
You came after all this time took me so much spoiling, dear,
we might be fine.
Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
At the scene. You know, the crowd see of the crowd.
I'm sorry, it's all this time to come to see.
Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
The crowd, this kind of wit the rails.
Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I don't want her Mary fell, I don't know.
Speaker 23 (01:14:02):
I believe really ganous sleep, but I call had a
love and watch my fad.
Speaker 30 (01:14:15):
At the scene of the crowd. So the scene of
the crowd, this line, it's supposed to ride at the
scene of the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Maybe when the hide. We don't live on the road?
Speaker 29 (01:14:37):
Are should there be fourteen children?
Speaker 23 (01:14:41):
Could be kind of fun. We better get out than
the scene and the crowd, the.
Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Scene of the crowd.
Speaker 49 (01:14:51):
We're gonna sleep to the scene the road, aren't you
all glad?
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
You okay see this? Of course?
Speaker 7 (01:15:35):
You boy? Okay, I'm.
Speaker 29 (01:15:43):
Yeah, thanks so much.
Speaker 13 (01:15:45):
She's coming up.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I took a turn.
Speaker 14 (01:15:49):
I thought I would, according to.
Speaker 11 (01:15:52):
Simile, I don't know, structure or so killable.
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Just really surprised.
Speaker 48 (01:15:59):
Usually Johnny does the murdering, so I was encouraging everybody
to murder me, and there it was the Lord of
the lanes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Wow. You know Johnny is a special one. Then you
know all the tun Titans are a special one. But
Johnny just really freaked out. Well, it came from a
place of wanting to cause a different kind of chaos.
He was looking for a different kind of chaotic energy.
He was searching for a new wave almost, and I
think he might have found it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
(01:16:36):
he ascended in some kind of way in that show. Yes,
it was a spiritual experience.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
I hope we've not offended anyone. Well, you know, could
have happened.
Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
If you want to see some more chaotic live comedy,
that Kune Titans show is on June twentieth Peak Improv
dot com tickets. But on the night after June twenty first,
your improv group Whims the Cults.
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Will be performing. Yeah, there probably won't be music, but
you never know, you never know, it could happen.
Speaker 13 (01:17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
We do a mixture of short form and long form games.
That means doing shorter scenes that are you know, quick
and usually end up pretty silly, and then longer kind
of like you know, longer stories that we get to
tell and nice.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah. Usually it's yeah, we we have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, so so do I the shows I've seen, it's
a good time. It's a great time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
And we wear purple, so you could come and wear purple. Yeah,
that's the cult. Be part of the cult. Yes, I'll
have to remember the web pup. Yes you should from
the only person in the oldie inspiring puff. Well, look
we'll find you and be like, yes, you're one of us,
one of us, one of us.
Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Oh well, thank you so much for joining me here
in the green room, this having me in this covey. Yes,
it is a green covey, that are ye. Thank you
so much, Steph, thank you, Matt,
Welcome to pit Pod, where we are live in the
green room of the Peak Improv Theater for the very
first time. A green cubby. Yeah, it's it is more
of a cubby than a room. I think three walls,
maybe maybe two walls.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Two real walls, two fake walls, and a curtain make
a cubby, I would say.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, you know what, Yeah, it is a green cubby.
And I am joined by someone who is an improviser,
a performer, a dancer, yes, a whimsic cult leader.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know if I'm a leader. Okay, yeah, I'm
a cultist for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, wims cultist, we'll go with that. A Tuned Titan,
and someone who cracks me up all the time. It's
Stephanie Facler.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's you. Welcome to pit Pod. How are you doing great?
I am so excited to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm a longtime listener, excellent and first time speaker into
this micro Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, we have heard your voice so much on the
Peak Improphty. It's a podcast because you are a member
of Tune Titans, the Fantastic Improvised Musical improv show. Yes,
out of Colorado Springs, Colorado. How are you finding being
on Tune Titans.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, I love it, And that is kind
of an understatement musical improv. Seeing it done the first time,
I had the same experience that I had seen improv
done the first time, which is when I saw improv
done the first time, I was like, how can I
be involved in that?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did, And then I saw musical improv and I
was like, that's really scary, but how can I be
involved in it? Never really had an opportunity until the
class was offered here, and now.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I get to do it once a month. Nice people,
which is so great. Yes, yeah, it's a great success.
They're fantastic musicals. I've said this so many times, but
it's my favorite show at the Peak and prov Fance.
It's just the best thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It is, by like my favorite night of the month.
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's a fantastic time. And you mentioned getting started with improv.
How long have you been improvising?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
My mom shout out to Robin reminded me recently that
I did an improv class when I was like in
sixth or seventh grade.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I did like a summer camp had a children's theater.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Nice Yeah, also shout out to the teacher that recommended
I do it. I don't remember his name. I wish
I could so I could thank him for real.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But shout out that guy. Yeah, shout out to that guy.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Who was like that, that young girl has a lot
of energy and she should do this. And I loved it,
and yeah I did it again some in high school
and then through college. Yes, yeah, that's fantastic. That's that's great,
with like a break between six and seventh grade, and
that was your hiatus because you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Were too good at it. Yeah, yeah, I had to
take a break. I had to step back.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I was I was gonna go too far too fast.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So, as we mentioned, we are here in the green
room on a show night. This is currently May Thief.
Who can say when this will go out? Maybe it's soon,
maybe it's I mean, hopefully you can, because hopefully I'm
the one person who should know.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What's the show that's happening here.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
To nice We are performing with My School Dropouts, which
is a team that was formed out of a competition
that the Peak and Prov Theater put together where they
had different teachers from the theater coach different ensembles. They
invited anyone to come out and join a group and
my team. What congratulations you So we're kind of doing
(03:34):
our victory lap tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it's like a celebration. This is the this is
the grand prize. Is getting to entertain even more?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, yes, and I should say it's my team because
I'm a part of it. But Ethan Goldman is our
coach and he was fantastic, so really it's his team.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Shouts out Ethan. We know his name, we can shout
out Ethan.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm just shouting out everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, I mentioned my dad. Should I
say dad? Shout out?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, stepmom, stepdad, brothers, sister, all the deities, stepsister, my dog.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's probably that probably covers it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, that's probably. I think that's all the things. Yeah, fantastic. Well,
I think it's about time we get to the next
tune Titans musical.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's about to play for the listeners, is it? So
this one?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Let's see if you remember from the title, this musical
is called The Lord of the Lanes.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, my gosh, of course I remember this. This is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There was the team called the Holy Pinners, and there
was some not so religious subtext about cults and it
was wild one.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, it might be the most beautifully chaotic one.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh, I think so far.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
There's certain scenes that I'm not going to spoil that
I cannot wait to re listen to.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh me neither. I've been waiting for this one to
come out. I really need to hear it again.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And just before we get to the musical, the next
two Titan show is on June twentieth.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Where can folks head to you for tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You can go to peak improv dot com. That's p
e ak improv if you know how to spell it.
Nice good stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But we're racking up quite a collection of soundbites of
people saying peak improv dot com in different ways. I'm
loving the creativity only from an improv crouch. Would that
be the would that be the website? Yes, that's true.
All right, let's get to it.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Then.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here is the the only ever performance of the Lord
of the Lanes.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My gosh, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Welcome everyone to Tune Titans. Thank you so much for
coming out.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
This is Tune Titan's uh intimate edition Slow Day.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Yeah, that's what the EPI show talk about that.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Beforehand, and that's what we decided. Yeah, Thanks for coming
out and braving the snowy weather instead of staying home
by the fire with your fuzzy bathrobe. We appreciate you.
Speaker 11 (06:08):
What are some of your favorite things to do in
the spring?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Are your favorite things about the spring?
Speaker 12 (06:14):
Easter rocks?
Speaker 13 (06:30):
What was this bowling?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Bowling?
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Pulling the spring bowl?
Speaker 14 (06:40):
I have I have a question about bowling. Is it
is it? Are we how do we feel about using
the bumpers? Is it okay? As adults?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Too?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Seriously?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I think, yeah, yeah, so okay. I worked with like.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
An eighteen No, she was sixteen?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Was she? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (07:06):
She was in between that age, and she was like
a semi professional bowler. She had gloves, okay, and like yeah,
because I know that they carry their own balls and stuff,
but they apparently have gloves and things like that. And
so that's never the kind of bowling situation I want
to be in. I want to be in a place
with bumpers.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Yeah, bumper.
Speaker 16 (07:23):
I would say it is embarrassing to bowl with bumpers.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
I want everyone was in it into it?
Speaker 14 (07:31):
No one.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
It makes it more fun though, because you can do
like extreme bumper.
Speaker 17 (07:35):
Bowling where you're like, yeah, you have to hit the
bumper within the first two feet and then it's like.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Johnny, you're not extreme enough.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Johnny.
Speaker 16 (07:44):
My friend in high school and I we found a
bowling alley where you would pay for a dollar a pin,
so every pin you knocked over would cost a dollar
at the end of the night, and we got out
of there for like a buck.
Speaker 18 (07:58):
Fifteen with after like four games. Sorry, a penny a pin.
Your scoring was one and a half.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I really like that business.
Speaker 13 (08:11):
Model, though it's it was a penny a pin.
Speaker 16 (08:14):
And then the joke was we got out of there
for so cheap, but I flubbed it.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
I think I got more strikes with this bowling technique
with the like underneath of this than I have any
like when I've tried to seriously do any real bold they.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Tell this is a real basketball fact that I know,
and it might be the only sports fact that I know.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Everyone listen, way, doesn't your brother have a basketball?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I don't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 14 (08:42):
You can't make me look at So they tell people
who are bad at free throws that they should do
the granny style two hand free throw, and it's like
four centers specifically, like I think like joking. Noah famously
does it and some other centers and they are better
for he throws four doing it the.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Dumb Did Shack ever do that?
Speaker 15 (09:03):
Because I remember he was bad at it, so we
never got better.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
But now he has gummies with his face on him.
Speaker 19 (09:10):
Sometimes jacks, sometimes you have to like go ahead and
look dumb in order to get better.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Yeah, I think we have Smithsbury.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Yeah, you're about to see a fully improvised musical. We've
never done it before, we will never do it again.
All the music is new, and all the songs are new,
and all the scenes are new.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
So this is too time.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And Ally.
Speaker 20 (09:56):
Me Sally, I serve a pump up and cold, and
sometimes I tell my patrons joke.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
At the alley.
Speaker 21 (10:13):
At the alley, well, I go to zupa class to
get more landber so I can shove that.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Ball down that lane of tamber.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
I don't care if I look silly with my weird moves.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
It's the thing I don't I do to get me
in the bowling roof.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
At the alley.
Speaker 22 (10:40):
And the alley, I'm fifteen or sixteen or maybe eighteen.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Fine, here went on my friends and we're dusty to
have some fun. So I'll put those bumpers right up.
Don't care if you look down at the.
Speaker 23 (11:02):
Alley, the alley.
Speaker 24 (11:11):
When I grabbed that bowling ball, I throw it in
the air. People don't like when I come there. Sometimes
my fingers they gets ducks. But when I'm at the alley,
I don't give no fool.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And cross raised shoes for me.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
It has become big bad news because let's pry and
cottage in my love.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I've only got three months to live in and sufer
in the alley.
Speaker 25 (11:57):
And the alley, planting on and picking it up.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
I'm drying my fingers off. They get sweaty and it
makes the ball slip.
Speaker 15 (12:33):
So, sir, drying them, you're sweat on a ball that's
gonna get sweat on it and so it'll stay sweaty.
Speaker 16 (12:40):
Listen, Dave, if you want to be a part of
the team, you gotta like you gotta listen to me
because I've been doing this for twenty years.
Speaker 26 (12:51):
Yeah, I mean, Lawrence, you've been You've been here for
a while and I'm trying to you know, I'm a
I'm a young spring chicken of forty and I'm here.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
So maybe put some new grease on this waxed floor.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
I don't know if you catch my metaphors. Sometimes you're
a little lofty.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
Ten pounds of solid rock. Try color shoes and the
high sock. We're bothly.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Just rolling.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
This place is my church.
Speaker 27 (13:53):
Pens are my God. I'm here to ship. This place
is my ju.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
Ends on my God, and I'm here to ship. So
don't mock the sacred ground.
Speaker 11 (14:15):
Sorry, like you got me.
Speaker 25 (14:17):
All wrong words.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
It's just I'm kind of futuristic.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
With my thoughts.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've kind of lot going on.
Speaker 28 (14:28):
My stomach is innuts because when I see this place,
it is so divine.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Gotta find a way to praise it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Let it know it's fine.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
This place is not.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
The pison got.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
This place is my che.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
The pins are my God. Don't knock my.
Speaker 16 (15:12):
Place of worship, this modern cathedral where I bring my phrase.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
To the Lord.
Speaker 16 (15:21):
I roll these stones down the wooden path and hit
my gods with them. It's like an offering.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's his wrath.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Yes, good, good, good, you're understanding.
Speaker 29 (15:37):
But Lawrence, have you a loan, dude?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
If the god's a woman or maybe a little firm recruitter,
you're of the old.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Makes me think you loo pens and a polgy.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
This place is not shirt.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
My god, I can't say, my god, I never thought
of it that way.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
This play is chart.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
My god. I can.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Better, Lawrence, are different better. That's like a shud word.
We don't need to put judgment on it like that.
There's enough judgment in religion.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
Yeah, this is bowling.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I love the team.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Yeah, they're great, they get it. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
Well, Dave, if you want to be a bowler here
on the team, hm, you do have to kind of
pledge to the pin gods.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, the Holy Pinners.
Speaker 16 (17:00):
Yeah, that's the name of the team, the Holy Pinners.
So just wondering if you're ready to take that step
accept the pins into your heart.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Lawrence.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
I understand that you're wanting me to open up, but
you're you came here.
Speaker 15 (17:19):
I did come in really strong with a lot to
push at you because I thought, I mean, I maybe
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
It all, Maybe I'll come back to all right.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I get that you really want something like a devotion.
Speaker 13 (17:37):
Yes, commitment.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Yeah, and I gotta figure out if I'm the kind of.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
Yeah, well, let us know, because we do need a
new teammate.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Drive a hard bark, Lawrence.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
I pray for Dave, pray you would show him the way,
Bless him with abundant.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Have you heard what is happening at the bowling Allie
the seat?
Speaker 17 (18:29):
I've heard there's sacrilegious stuff everywhere.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
You can't get so panion and not about it out
in this towne.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
What will my homeschool children think? Well, have we let them?
Speaker 11 (18:45):
We're letting them out into the society.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Wouldn't they hear about it?
Speaker 9 (18:49):
No, we are keeping them indoors at all times except
when they're in the backyard picking the wheat.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Mark you.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
You got it.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You want to come into the new age a little bit, Martha, Okay.
Speaker 17 (19:04):
It's okay sometimes to find divine intervention in things other than.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You know, what you and I believe in.
Speaker 29 (19:15):
You don't know why people be people?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
But they're worshiping bowling pens and bowling pens.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It starts with bowling pens.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
The next thing and all they're worshiping hens, hens, they
laying eggs. They'll only close to what they think about, Mester. Funny,
What is happening in this town? What is happening in
this town. Everywhere I'm looking around, people are.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Being the weird.
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Martha.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You gotta get a hold of yourself. You're really making
me look like a fool.
Speaker 17 (20:14):
I'm trying to be a cool dad and run this
new group, and I really need to look cool, and.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I'm a flat on the skinny jeans.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
And your harsh bustard.
Speaker 30 (20:32):
Next week we even have meme while we run the
Holy No, what's happening to this town?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
What's happening to this town? Everywhere?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Long?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Girls see you are weird clods. I'm just a simple girl.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Now I'm questioning about bringing another child into this world.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's weird. I kids get with thirteen. It's an unlucky,
hellish number. That would be mean.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
And so I want to know that when I bring
this next baby into this town that there's going to
be safeteen all day round.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Seventy to this town. What's happning to this town?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Now?
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Are you telling me you no longer when I.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Have our kid?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Is quite the thing to say.
Speaker 31 (21:45):
They're just word about the world I'm bringing and it's
Jill into well, you know, make it work like we
have the last thirteen times.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
We've got the home.
Speaker 11 (21:56):
School in we've got the youth group come in.
Speaker 13 (22:01):
All right, then just.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Just so worried balling pens Bullingen, I know, man.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Then the week.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Their suburb jessicaa.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
Beautiful child, so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Pens.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
God, there's multiple of them, so they're all God, because
I guess God could be in all of us, but
I guess he's only in the Pins, you kid, I
don't know.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
I've got this like spiritual journey I'm going on, and
I wasn't really ready for it.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
I thought I knew everything. At forty.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
It was like, yeah, just to be clear, you're talking
about joining that bowling league, right.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, yeah, the Holy Pinners, Right Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
They didn't just let you on the team here, No.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
No, I have It's like, I think it's kind of
like a devotional thing. I think that's a thing that
sometimes happens in other places.
Speaker 15 (23:17):
But in this one, it's like, you have to have
a very strong worldview that matches the worldview of Lawrence
the Captain.
Speaker 32 (23:28):
Okay, yeah, I mean, Dave, if you think this is
gonna be good for you, I mean, I'm your brother.
I support you, and also I would love it. You've
got a hobby and got out of my house.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
What the fuck, Joe.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
I'm just saying, you've got.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
A lot going for you. You're you're a good you're
go getter.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
You just need friends besides me.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
You don't want to philosophize with me all day long.
Speaker 32 (23:52):
I didn't know this would be about bowling and philosophy.
I just thought, do you want another Madillo? I don't know, Like, yeah, man,
forget the ribbon shop. I'm so glad you don't care
(24:13):
about glass house.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
My garage and you're God. Get your garage.
Speaker 14 (24:22):
Yeah, I am in a way, God is my garage.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
You can be got of anything if you really want
got away anything.
Speaker 29 (24:39):
Show what you've got.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
My brother Joe, he is so smart.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
That's why he bought a house that has a garage.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Are your card.
Speaker 24 (24:53):
You can't be your God.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
If you are real cool, you can be God.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
You don't need to go to school.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Now, you can be God. You can even be a fool.
Speaker 16 (25:09):
You can mean God.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
You could play bowling or pool.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
Okay, so everyone can be God.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
What can you comm?
Speaker 14 (25:22):
God's skid?
Speaker 13 (25:24):
I guess.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
God on God, it's really hot, actions my God, it's
a natural attraction.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I see it. Now we're beating as peers. As a
ball as fall.
Speaker 33 (25:43):
And shut my peers.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Anyone can be a god, It's so easy. Anyone can
be a god.
Speaker 13 (25:54):
Had that bowling galley's lazy.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Anyone can be a god, especially me.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Anyone can be a go. I've gotta make this.
Speaker 24 (26:08):
Anything it takes to have you out of my home.
If you live in the bowling Alley, then you.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Live alone, like a pilgrimage. Totally a pilgrimage.
Speaker 23 (26:23):
Wow, and you get so close God to God, God God, God.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
God to God to God. Because there's tenpence.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
And you.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Tenpins and me. Wow, Joe, let me have this chat.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna pack up my stuff and go snoop
over at the pin place, that.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Place place.
Speaker 14 (26:57):
Hey, I'm I'm proud of you, no matter what happens
to a big bullet tournament. Okay, I'll come and watch.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
Okay, Yeah, I think that. I think that I think
that I can tell Dave that I'm ready now.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
Nice, you want to smash before I'm Dave.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (27:11):
I'm getting so transcendental with it.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Sho.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No more pinned place, more like same place, no more
pain place, more.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Like sin place. This is the perfect family outic.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm so proud of you, my holdest children. I decided
to take up this Ben, thank you for putting Jessica.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
We have only.
Speaker 34 (27:55):
What's happening right everything I'm trying well, when weed, I
(28:15):
go out with my friends anyway, go down to the
street corner and we cast him.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's ever a boy trying trying.
Speaker 35 (28:37):
An the things that happened the next day, like this one.
It's a really terrible thing.
Speaker 20 (28:49):
But I listened to songs and I like to sing
about sex, and like what the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Kind of stuff really? I just can't get enough. I've
only I'm crying. I've only sounds. Guy, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
You now, is that I don't eat me No, not
those cows.
Speaker 30 (29:29):
My mom says, I gottaitude be being and strong.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
But I've decided, and I think it's morally wrong. I'm
all those things I'm trying to.
Speaker 13 (29:44):
Giant.
Speaker 29 (29:47):
I'm only she needs those things to keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Is sad only trying.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Look at each other, look at each other.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Collabrious, hit me, calabrious.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Look at you, Makaya. What are you saying to your brother?
Speaker 25 (30:17):
You said your brother that should have hit you hard?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
What does the Lord say about that?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Lord says, maybe we could do a different family activity
like bowling, something fun for once glabrious. She took a
picketing awesome, shook a hiding stuff that's inside of us.
We all have rich in their personal lives, even if
we didn't express it earlier.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
That's true, I do. Rubens cues real fast.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Family, Dad, Benjamin, these children, how are you going wild?
Rob exu my dup coup. I got a better shape
for demons here to cram themselves into.
Speaker 17 (31:08):
I'm taking the kids and we're l even it's too
much of a sheltered household.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
They need to see normalcy. Come in. Collaborry again, Jessica again,
and Rachel I got the fifteen passenger may already as
we're going. I have a good night.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Yeah, see you next time. Oh Hi, my name's Lawrence.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Speaker 36 (31:51):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:53):
Let me tell you about a new family. You could have.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Family.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
Yes, they grow around wheat in that kind of way.
We are all the wheat of this family.
Speaker 29 (32:12):
I don't really understand metaphors. I'm very black, and with
the curtain.
Speaker 16 (32:17):
We worship the lanes, we worship the sweat on our brow.
We praise the pens. It's a family like the one
you've lost, but better.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
They all just like really hardcore, very very suddenly appandant me.
Speaker 13 (32:43):
Bowling balls can't run away. They don't have feet.
Speaker 29 (32:48):
Could they not roll away?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Is that not a thing?
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Okay, I'm not super smart like you, so don't try
to trip me up on semantics.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
They won't run away.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
The pins can't go anywhere unless we knock them down.
It's always there for us, it can't always be there
for you.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I'm like to not be hell yeah, me neither. I
would like a big family to come.
Speaker 29 (33:28):
Now, this handsome stranger.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Stand say.
Speaker 22 (33:40):
To me.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You don't have ji Bey, you don't have Juppy.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
Come with us and we're worship in a bawling dough.
You don't have to be.
Speaker 29 (34:14):
This is also strange to me. I'm thinking things I
thought could never be, but.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Be by myself so many.
Speaker 29 (34:34):
I can take my old ideas and put them on
a shelf.
Speaker 16 (34:42):
I wrote my name and number on its car. You
can keep that and call any time father Lawrence.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
By Just do that. Who knows what.
Speaker 29 (35:08):
Will happen after that? Maybe I won't have to be.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I won't have to be.
Speaker 23 (35:27):
My mind is skiddy, absolutely bloom that happens a lot
with me.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Please, I won't be.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Oh well, yeah, call me.
Speaker 16 (35:40):
We meet every Wednesday night, every Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday,
all day Sunday, all day into the evening.
Speaker 13 (35:50):
So you're welcome anytime. Thank you, Yeah, of course, see
you later.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
All right.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
We'll will Dave move out of Joe's house and find
faith at the bowling Alley. Will Lawrence maybe hook up
with the religious mom. Will the homeschool kids find fun
somewhere else with their new life? Find out in the
second half when toon Tan's return with the.
Speaker 13 (36:20):
Lord of the Lanes.
Speaker 11 (36:32):
You got it, we got we cut we got it,
we got we got it.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
We are perfect all time. You don't have to worry
about thing, not a thing, not a dam thing, not
a ding dong thing.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I hate learning about things. We know because we're pinned. Yes, sure,
Delee squash pins that sit.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
On the floor.
Speaker 31 (36:59):
Sometimes we're around, Yeah, but we never run away because
we can't.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Your rolling is getting a little.
Speaker 37 (37:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's not very godlike behavior of you,
I'm saying. I'm just saying, well, if we're the gods,
then whatever we do is godlike. Don't you think that's
what I would think. That's a nice point to make.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I'm back, Yeah, roll little.
Speaker 38 (37:44):
God like Selve, don't put me on sho devotion on.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Way for Nola.
Speaker 39 (38:10):
Devotion for the Lord of the ways.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
This pits, I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I'm not sure means the pin. God requires a supreed
be rolling this way.
Speaker 40 (38:49):
That like so mild and per can but Jore demotion's
cars our devotion.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
For the lo the lame.
Speaker 13 (39:17):
And if you want to be a holy painter, if the.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
Journeys about to be, you gotta get to know the pigs.
Speaker 13 (39:31):
Into the back sea.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Card devotions the lame card motion now.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
On the lo.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh that's a strike.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Oh ship, the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
So, I mean, what does it look like?
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Maybe it is what it looks like sleeping with the pins.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
I'm sleeping alongside the pins.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
I didn't get to sleep with the pins for a
few years. It's kind of an honor at our church.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I felt like.
Speaker 41 (41:03):
It was important for me to make this pilgrimage and
take this uh take this mission to uh try to
commune with the pens. And I feel like I know
them now in their in their touch and their smell
and their taste.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
Yes, and I could hear them. Yes, and I see them,
I see all the scratches. Oh yeah, so good. You're
like in the honeymoon stage. Let me tell you, I
just feel like they have so much to tell me.
Speaker 11 (41:38):
I'm I'm just really thankful that you were there guiding.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
And like a father should.
Speaker 36 (41:46):
Yeah, you know, me and Joe are our dad. He
wasn't into bowling or you know, he was a Actually
you actually left the family to become a monk.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
Oh shit.
Speaker 16 (42:05):
Yeah, uh, you're not allowed of smoking here. They let
me smoke at night sometimes.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
Well you're the dead.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, I live here, so oh oh, so that's
why father Lawrence. Yeah, I live here. Okay.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
I was wondering why there were like posters on the
walls and like towels hanging around, Like I thought that like.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
There wouldn't be anything in that place that's behind where
the pins drop. But yeah, you've made a really cozy
set up here.
Speaker 16 (42:40):
Please don't touch, Please don't touch my five and one shampoo.
You have a shower, Yeah, we have a shower here,
and I have five and one shampoo. It's a toothpaste
and they'll tell you it's not for that but you
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can't use it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
For I'm ship full of wisdom.
Speaker 16 (43:06):
Yeah, I'm wise as fuck, and i'm a little I'm
just a little like off because you interrupted my nightly
smoke break.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
But I guess I'm stoked that you're here feeling the pins.
You're not any baptized me.
Speaker 30 (43:20):
In the shower, fantized me.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
In the shower. I can feel the pins. Mighty power
when you baptize me in the shower.
Speaker 16 (43:46):
We've never baptized a new believer before, but it's a
good fucking idea.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
We should do it more.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
And the shower is a perfect place for someone. I'll
spread my shampoo on you. That's five and one and
baptize you in the shower hour.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
It's this way, baptize the show shower. We can feel
the pins.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Holy pour.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Baptized you in the show. God, Oh good, you've disrobed.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
I want to be as speaking as the pits.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh what is that.
Speaker 13 (44:53):
Close?
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Day?
Speaker 13 (44:59):
Dasonal and yeah, and the stuff that you rub bowling
balls with.
Speaker 25 (45:04):
Wax.
Speaker 13 (45:07):
Yeah, all right, you're ready.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I am ready.
Speaker 42 (45:18):
I am the name of the Lord of the lanes.
Only Trinity shoes, socks and balls.
Speaker 13 (45:34):
I baptized the it's only hot. You don't have phones.
It's only hot.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
It's pretty only body parties.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
That steps stamp straight.
Speaker 36 (45:51):
It is.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
Welcome brother.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
It's like I have a new skin.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, from how it all went away from the scalding.
Speaker 16 (46:10):
It's a good feeling, like I said, honeymoon phase. Everything
feels awesome.
Speaker 13 (46:15):
Yeah, feeling.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:19):
The baptist.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Spy the shower. I've been baptised by the sholl.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Wow, that's some strong flower. I've been badi spy the sham.
Speaker 13 (46:46):
Congratulations, man, don't touch my shampoo.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Ohay, all this?
Speaker 36 (47:02):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
You you uh devotee as well?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Did you put some clothes on?
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I have pants on.
Speaker 11 (47:11):
It's just wearing pants and a hat.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
So the flesh tone pasts threw me off.
Speaker 33 (47:15):
Five?
Speaker 11 (47:17):
Yeah, I should I should rethink that.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:24):
Hi, I'm Dave Martha. Nice to meet Martha. Uh would
you like a turn to to sleep next to the pants?
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (47:33):
I don't know about that? Okay?
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (47:37):
One pin?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Well, it didn't burn my finger on one.
Speaker 11 (47:50):
That's the one pin.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
I shouldn't know.
Speaker 16 (47:58):
I just don't.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I just don't know.
Speaker 23 (48:07):
Aware this con music, crazy winding road of mine work.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
You think you know all your life? You think you know.
Speaker 23 (48:23):
Everything, know everything in one quick blue.
Speaker 29 (48:33):
You know, sitting here in this morning, how you with
this mostly naked.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Man wondering how I got here? Yfy, possibly can.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Say goodbye to everything I've faced my whole life, ball
and so crucive, big a bunch of bulling pits is
my mind.
Speaker 29 (49:05):
Fucking God.
Speaker 9 (49:07):
I just cursed, and they got happened, and that substantial crisis.
Speaker 23 (49:16):
Surrounded by these people and all their guys.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Hid me come heavy an act substential CRUs But I
guess not by as well. Just run the diocese. Now
my Grammar's gone on cussing. I don't know what is
happening anymore.
Speaker 43 (49:43):
Marcia, Martha, here's exactly where you were about like ten
hours ago.
Speaker 29 (49:49):
Half I thought I knew everything too, And then they.
Speaker 43 (49:52):
Turned to Father Dave and my brother Joe, and they
both let you know, we're all guys, and then.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
And their gods, and you're a god, communal.
Speaker 11 (50:04):
God and then commune with other gods.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
And I have chosen to.
Speaker 15 (50:10):
I have chosen to devote myself and using my godliness
to help these gods.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
The pins.
Speaker 9 (50:17):
Yeah, this is a real one, Aidy. For me actually
normally have a slow changers. I just moved from tight
button to messy button.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
That feels like a lot. It looks great, thank you. Yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (50:34):
Just don't judge yourself. Don't force yourself to do anything
you don't want to do. And also yourself be opened
to your stuff and you can decide if you like
it or not. I decided I'd like the pins and
the shower in this towel.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
So you're saying.
Speaker 44 (50:56):
That of having an substantial crisis, a substential cristic, that life.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Is fall.
Speaker 9 (51:19):
Surpriseic. It's okay, you just go ahead and have.
Speaker 45 (51:28):
At Sorry I didn't know that word for saying you're
real smart.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
I mean I did a homeschool thirteen children.
Speaker 11 (51:45):
Whoa you must have been pregnant for like fourteen years?
Speaker 13 (51:49):
Yeah, no twins in there at all?
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Just back to back every years.
Speaker 29 (51:53):
How I did it?
Speaker 7 (51:57):
You know?
Speaker 25 (51:58):
Well, how else are they going to get the wheat?
Speaker 9 (52:00):
I know we needed a lot of wheat harvestings.
Speaker 29 (52:04):
It's a lot.
Speaker 11 (52:05):
Sorry, yeah, I think you mad be okay, just you know,
feel free.
Speaker 15 (52:09):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go and sleep on a lane,
and you feel free to take this back bit and
you know.
Speaker 4 (52:18):
Dip your toe in don't dip your toe in touch
a pandle.
Speaker 11 (52:25):
It's up to you and you're bad.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
You got a lot.
Speaker 13 (52:31):
That's a lot. Hey dad, how what.
Speaker 14 (52:47):
Are you sure the best way to heal our family
is to enter the bowling tournament opposed to Mom's team,
the Holy Painters. Is that that's what we're doing?
Speaker 11 (52:58):
Collaborous?
Speaker 14 (52:59):
Yeah, that's my name.
Speaker 11 (53:02):
You are always arguing with your pap.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
You don't need to get on board.
Speaker 31 (53:10):
We are a team. We are a new food family here. Yeah,
obviously all right.
Speaker 17 (53:30):
You know, I remember when I told you about the
best balling tactics.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
You take the ball and then you put it a
little rag.
Speaker 17 (53:41):
In your shirt and you rub dumb dumb on your
beamy until you feel like perfect and you won't get hurt.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
You choss it down the lade.
Speaker 10 (53:55):
Watch it's beIN around.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Hit ten pins and then you're.
Speaker 22 (54:03):
Fucking on this town. We're gonnna beat mom. We're gonna
beat mom. See how she's wrong.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
We're gonna beat My name's collabrious and I like fun.
Speaker 24 (54:29):
Don't let shear it weed out in the sun, so
I won't.
Speaker 13 (54:33):
Complain about this bowling out.
Speaker 32 (54:38):
Out Instead of donnaict him smiled up out it did.
Speaker 13 (54:49):
My name is Jimmy, and I like licorice. I never
call mom, but I like licorice.
Speaker 16 (54:56):
I stick it in my ears, in my mouth, and Dad,
if you get mad at me, I'm gonna jump down
in the star.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
We're gonna beat moan.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
Were gonna be.
Speaker 22 (55:11):
Here, We're seeing in our song because where gonna be
may be.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
She's still mom, Dad, He's still still she stole your mom.
She's still.
Speaker 7 (55:36):
More.
Speaker 14 (55:56):
Oh so this is the thin place.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (55:59):
Yeah, nice, excited for the big tournament.
Speaker 15 (56:01):
It's gonna be great, Joe, it's gonna be great. You're
gonna get to see me in an exaltation.
Speaker 46 (56:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (56:08):
I love the flesh colored jumpsuit.
Speaker 13 (56:09):
That's tight.
Speaker 11 (56:10):
Yeah yeah, the flesh colored pants seemed wrong.
Speaker 15 (56:13):
So I just like all of it, you know, so
that I can be naked for the pins, but not
for everyone else because it's illegal.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Smart?
Speaker 13 (56:21):
Smart?
Speaker 11 (56:22):
Have you have you ever wanted to throw a ball?
Speaker 14 (56:27):
I mean you know how Dad felt about throwing balls?
Speaker 11 (56:31):
Yeah, he said it wasn't monkli.
Speaker 44 (56:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (56:34):
Hey, hey, this is my new dad.
Speaker 15 (56:37):
This is father Lawrence, Joe, Joe, this is my old
this is my current brother.
Speaker 13 (56:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (56:42):
One of my other brothers.
Speaker 13 (56:43):
That's awesome, Dave brain converts already.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (56:46):
Oh, I haven't signed up for any sort of Is
this a cults that's happening here? Okay, that's really rude, Joe.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (57:02):
Oh yeah, I guess if you want to tell me
about your religion, I mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Open to it. Oh, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 11 (57:08):
She's so good at it. I tell you the best way.
Speaker 27 (57:12):
Last night I took a bowling pin and I shoved
it up my b.
Speaker 13 (57:25):
It's the best feeling.
Speaker 33 (57:33):
And then I woke off and found his bottle of
mock our drunk. Do you guys have any money? It's
part of the church is having to bring money.
Speaker 16 (57:53):
Money, Honey, Father Lawrence is crashing out.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Father Lawrence is crashing out. I don't really know what that's.
Speaker 23 (58:08):
About, but Father Lawrence is crashsh.
Speaker 11 (58:16):
But you know that you shouldn't put stuff in Your
brother doesn't have a flaired base, right.
Speaker 13 (58:24):
I don't know what you're talking about, but I know
a new guy, Joe.
Speaker 16 (58:28):
Joe, this one only has nine when you please, when
you please fill it up.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
Your pajama bookslop was only.
Speaker 16 (58:37):
This whole time, Hey, Dame A bit job bringing people
to the Oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (58:46):
Way? What do we pay?
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Right down?
Speaker 7 (58:51):
Here's a clean bait.
Speaker 14 (58:54):
A man hands you a bowling bit famous. But this
is your new cultural territory for me.
Speaker 11 (59:00):
That's fair, that's totally valid.
Speaker 14 (59:04):
If you need to come home, you can stay with me.
Speaker 21 (59:12):
No, I'm tintoes down, tintos down in this even though
father La Lawrence is crashing.
Speaker 23 (59:22):
Out, Father Lawrence crashing out.
Speaker 41 (59:28):
Oh god, he also drank this stout.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
Father Lawrence is crash.
Speaker 11 (59:44):
Oh god, I thought you were embarrassing me. That was
that was a whole other thing.
Speaker 42 (59:49):
Oh man, I don't.
Speaker 11 (59:51):
Think he's gonna be able to be ready for the tournament.
I think I have to step up now.
Speaker 14 (59:56):
You've got to be the captain of the Holy Pinners.
Speaker 11 (59:58):
Yeah, I guess the he's not in then that means
we're down a person. But you know what I met
this lady?
Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Okay? Is she how's she doing?
Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
Clear?
Speaker 14 (01:00:08):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
I mean I saw her last night and she was
maybe not okay.
Speaker 13 (01:00:11):
But I'm home.
Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Oh hey, I'm sorry. Come out like the cats. You
lure them out by going.
Speaker 47 (01:00:28):
Ch This looks better.
Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Yeah, I know myself.
Speaker 43 (01:00:40):
Everything, and you were like almost romantically involved, right, I
don't know if I would say that.
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Okay, sorry, I shouldn't just assume this.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
In a horrible place.
Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
My husband had just left me with all of my children,
like literally like two minutes before there.
Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
Oh my god, my wife. I wants out of my house.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh what?
Speaker 16 (01:01:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
Was that not clear from how crappy my life? Sorry, Joe, I'm.
Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
Too self involved to have realized anything about your life.
Speaker 14 (01:01:10):
It was a sea plot at best Man.
Speaker 11 (01:01:14):
Well, I'm gonna tell you I never liked Diane.
Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
Thanks. I mean you could have told me that years ago.
Speaker 11 (01:01:21):
Seem be appropriate.
Speaker 14 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I know you were just being kind. Hey, I
know you're from the youth group, right to Martha? Yeah yeah,
sorry about your family and everything.
Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
I mean I still have the baby.
Speaker 48 (01:01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (01:01:32):
Oh right, yeah, a little bowling ball of your own.
Speaker 14 (01:01:36):
That's the sea plot, yeah, Martha.
Speaker 43 (01:01:43):
As you can see, father father Lawrence really isn't up
to it, and we gotta we gotta really show up
today for the other holy pits.
Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
They don't deserve what that just happened. They don't deserve
to see that.
Speaker 9 (01:01:59):
Listen, I'll join your bowling indeed, Yeah, what what is
it called the lamp?
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Is that a true? Let's hold a troop.
Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
What's your bowling troop?
Speaker 11 (01:02:08):
Yeah, sounds right.
Speaker 29 (01:02:09):
I'll join your bowling troop. But I don't I don't connotation.
Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
Oh that that all right?
Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
True? Trip here, let's go trip.
Speaker 19 (01:02:18):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
I just don't think I can get on board with
the worshiping of the pins.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
And that's just that it's not sitting right with me.
Speaker 11 (01:02:27):
Okay, Well you could just have fun.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I mean, it's religious for me.
Speaker 15 (01:02:33):
But as the new father Lawrence, I'm saying not everyone
has to get demotion about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
It's do you are you changing your name to Lawrence? Now?
Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
No, No, I'm just taking over his position. Oh I
definitely Dave your.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Father day my uncle uncle, Dave uncle.
Speaker 32 (01:02:51):
Okay, so you're saying it doesn't matter how we look.
If we need to ball, it's okay as long as
we're just having fun. Yeah, books, I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
See why not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
I would like to use the ball.
Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
And if you know much, if you can't do it alone,
maybe you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Could balls to fat like too bad?
Speaker 14 (01:03:30):
We could bowl together. You don't like freaks, We don't
have to be together in the.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Good bunce the.
Speaker 24 (01:03:44):
Ball all the way down the lane. Maybe that's covering
up our family pain.
Speaker 23 (01:03:53):
Yes, a good balls like two bus of we could ball.
Speaker 14 (01:04:11):
It doesn't have to be forever, is the right?
Speaker 9 (01:04:18):
I'm opecially a single bob for not even yet forced.
Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
But he's kind of you forcing something more than friendship.
Well it feels kind of forced in a way like magnets.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
If you want to know how this thing.
Speaker 23 (01:04:44):
Ends, thank you, and I could be comparably good friend
with sails.
Speaker 28 (01:04:52):
Ripping offits like marriage to grow. I'm Morgan? What we
just sung your song all together?
Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
What I compared me to father? Gonna be too good?
A macka thanks to the best brather delver Martha?
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Who's this? That's my husband?
Speaker 11 (01:05:28):
That you mean your ex husband?
Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Well, I like you today with our fighting, so time spans.
Speaker 13 (01:05:35):
Where are you.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Friends?
Speaker 13 (01:05:38):
Her husband?
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
This is my sorry, come welcome comes brats scale by
gotta o. This is not talking at why it part?
But you've gotta make a choice. Are finding? Is that
what we're doing?
Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
We're bawling.
Speaker 23 (01:05:57):
I'm bawling.
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
We're balling.
Speaker 13 (01:05:59):
He beat mom at bowling.
Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
Sorry, liers in your pocket? Actually you know what I
was crashing out just then uh, sorry, the pirramids in
my head. You don't I think that you can support
each other as friends.
Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
Just because two people can be attracted to the opposite sex,
that doesn't mean.
Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
They have they're gonna be, doesn't mean they're gonna be.
Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Look at all these kids.
Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
Oh y'all, there's thirteen of us, remember, Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 11 (01:06:38):
So, yeah, you've got something really good. But you can
also have something really cool for yourself too. Outside of
this or an edition. You're here to wolves, We're here
to ball, We're here to be you know, a boy
and show you oh we.
Speaker 13 (01:06:52):
Here we can have fun. Yeah, eat liquorids and put
it in our nose.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
And pray to anything we want and listen to sis music.
Speaker 17 (01:07:02):
Yeah, we're listening to so much sexy music in the
fifteen passenger man.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Yeahs bawl, Jessica, whoa, whoa. You don't touch the kids
till you win the bowling mat for the steak. Custody
of my children depends on this bowling bitch.
Speaker 17 (01:07:23):
Yes, and you can prove that you can learn a
new thing and make new friends that maybe don't have
the same beliefs as.
Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
You, then you can be a part of this family again.
Speaker 13 (01:07:32):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Yeah, Dave and Joe was it? That's it, that's when
this fucking pulling game. That's a.
Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Yeah tell me Dad, just like you said. Alright, you
guys know first.
Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
Song, Wow, that way is a gunner.
Speaker 11 (01:08:26):
I've inspired though.
Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
The next step.
Speaker 13 (01:08:54):
Someone else, say what you got?
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
There's some pensill down.
Speaker 11 (01:08:58):
There was a ting I got, I got the said.
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
In the night. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask him.
Speaker 13 (01:09:05):
Well, you guys are really need him too, So it's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
It's fine, fun is it? Rachel?
Speaker 13 (01:09:11):
Rachel all Rachel?
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
This is.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Everyone else was very good.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
It was all right.
Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Hey you god, I think you might actually be a
very good dancer.
Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Next month, I'm trying to tender now.
Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
Well let's see how she bulls the s frame.
Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Okay, an amazing.
Speaker 13 (01:10:16):
Hey, what's up everybody?
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I heard?
Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
I heard back there. You guys are getting married. We're
doing a wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
The worst he married.
Speaker 13 (01:10:27):
Because I'm ordained. I could give you guys.
Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
I don't think you are all the time.
Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
I give you guys married.
Speaker 16 (01:10:35):
Father Lawrence, get your ship together, Father Lawrence.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Put on your pants and your sweater. Lawrence, get again.
Speaker 13 (01:10:54):
You guys have cost me a lot of pain. I
know you think that. I mean say so, now give.
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
These keys to you, Dave, and you'll be lord of.
Speaker 14 (01:11:24):
Is that some of his spring?
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
Well, then.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Then you just killed the God. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
I turned my hand away from God for two seconds,
and I I'm a killer.
Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
Listen, you had the ball in your hands. You were
being guided from it or buy it. This was an
act of religion. I'm strayed.
Speaker 13 (01:11:57):
I'm strayed.
Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
Hey, now you can relate to your wife and let
her touch the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry for the scene. Hey, as the as
the ruler.
Speaker 11 (01:12:17):
Of the penn place, I am saying this is sacrament
and you're all good. Broult.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I think I strayed too far away from the Lord.
Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
I'm sorry, Martha.
Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
I'm gonna go. Why don't you cat minute?
Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
Oh yeah, all the kids saw that.
Speaker 47 (01:12:44):
Jeez, Ben okay, and I know itsolutely indeed, maybe or.
Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
F clunked, but.
Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
I am I still want to see.
Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
What we've got. Dianea can leave.
Speaker 46 (01:13:08):
You came after all this time took me so much spoiling, dear,
we might be fine.
Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
At the scene. You know, the crowd see of the crowd.
I'm sorry, it's all this time to come to see.
Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
The crowd, this kind of wit the rails.
Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I don't want her Mary fell, I don't know.
Speaker 23 (01:14:02):
I believe really ganous sleep, but I call had a
love and watch my fad.
Speaker 30 (01:14:15):
At the scene of the crowd. So the scene of
the crowd, this line, it's supposed to ride at the
scene of the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Maybe when the hide. We don't live on the road?
Speaker 29 (01:14:37):
Are should there be fourteen children?
Speaker 23 (01:14:41):
Could be kind of fun. We better get out than
the scene and the crowd, the.
Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Scene of the crowd.
Speaker 49 (01:14:51):
We're gonna sleep to the scene the road, aren't you
all glad?
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
You okay see this? Of course?
Speaker 7 (01:15:35):
You boy? Okay, I'm.
Speaker 29 (01:15:43):
Yeah, thanks so much.
Speaker 13 (01:15:45):
She's coming up.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I took a turn.
Speaker 14 (01:15:49):
I thought I would, according to.
Speaker 11 (01:15:52):
Simile, I don't know, structure or so killable.
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Just really surprised.
Speaker 48 (01:15:59):
Usually Johnny does the murdering, so I was encouraging everybody
to murder me, and there it was the Lord of
the lanes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Wow. You know Johnny is a special one. Then you
know all the tun Titans are a special one. But
Johnny just really freaked out. Well, it came from a
place of wanting to cause a different kind of chaos.
He was looking for a different kind of chaotic energy.
He was searching for a new wave almost, and I
think he might have found it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
(01:16:36):
he ascended in some kind of way in that show. Yes,
it was a spiritual experience.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
I hope we've not offended anyone. Well, you know, could
have happened.
Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
If you want to see some more chaotic live comedy,
that Kune Titans show is on June twentieth Peak Improv
dot com tickets. But on the night after June twenty first,
your improv group Whims the Cults.
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Will be performing. Yeah, there probably won't be music, but
you never know, you never know, it could happen.
Speaker 13 (01:17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
We do a mixture of short form and long form games.
That means doing shorter scenes that are you know, quick
and usually end up pretty silly, and then longer kind
of like you know, longer stories that we get to
tell and nice.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah. Usually it's yeah, we we have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, so so do I the shows I've seen, it's
a good time. It's a great time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
And we wear purple, so you could come and wear purple. Yeah,
that's the cult. Be part of the cult. Yes, I'll
have to remember the web pup. Yes you should from
the only person in the oldie inspiring puff. Well, look
we'll find you and be like, yes, you're one of us,
one of us, one of us.
Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Oh well, thank you so much for joining me here
in the green room, this having me in this covey. Yes,
it is a green covey, that are ye. Thank you
so much, Steph, thank you, Matt,
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!