July 29, 2025 • 69 mins
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This live improvised musical was recorded May 2025 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com to get your tickets and catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
This live improvised musical was recorded May 2025 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com to get your tickets and catch the next Tune Titans show LIVE!
Tune Titans are Julia Boese, Stephanie Fackler, Ethan Goldman, Meggan Hyde, Corrina Litt, Josh Neal and Johnny Wilson. Featuring Bobby Hyde as your live Musical Director. This is not a family-friendly musical, sorry!
Support local comedy by subscribing to this feed, and get a brand new live show recording from the Peak Improv Theater every two weeks. If you're based in Colorado, get involved by heading to peakimprov.com, where you can check out classes in improv, stand-up, sketch and musical improv! With opportunities for complete beginners, seasoned performers and everyone in between
Thank you for listening to this one-night-only performance by Tune Titans, the premier improvised musical ensemble here in Colorado Springs
Produced by Matt Watson
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Test test test test test tests.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, that's rolling, that's doing a thing. Yeah all right,
Hello and welcome to pip Pod. I'm producing Matt once
again in the Green Cubby of the Peak Improv Theater.
Is that fair to say that it's a cubby?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It feels a little bit like an insult. But it
doesn't have real walls, so you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, cool, cool, cool, that's as it's known as the cubby.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
As soon as it's got four walls, it can be
a room.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, thank you. Yes, we'll upgrade from what children use
to store their shoes in preschool to a room.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thanks, we're working on it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well you've already heard. I'm joined by an improviser, a
theater owner, a comedy educator, a writer, and a guy
who plays a douchebag really well in sketches. It's Ethan Goldman.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What a bum typecast.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, but you're so good at it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I think it's because you're so under bag like in
real life.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So good save well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, i'm referring to your characters on stage. I respect
you as a person. Yes, thank you, Yes, just call
it a Kirby, call me a douche. I'm off to
a great start, Ethan, how are you doing doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Excited? Excited for some more Tune Titans on this episode.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, yes, we are currently backstage before a Tune Titan show,
and a Tune Titans is about to play for your
listening ears. So that's a that's fantastic. This not those
ears that you might I think you were doing a
warm up earlier. Whether it turns out there are ears
on the body maybe, well.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, we figured, you know how like eyes are the
window to the soul, ears are the windows to the
side of the head. Is what we've decayed. It doesn't
go any deep. No, it's it's a bad metaphor.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey, look so many metaphors. So it's it's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
This tun Titans show that's coming up in just a
few minutes was one that you didn't actually perform in.
So we're in an interesting position of I can name
the title and then maybe you could predict what your
fellow teammates might have come up with.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sure, confidently dutially describe the show without knowing anything about it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, perfect, completely in your wheelhouse. The name of the
show was Real World Monster Lab.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, yeah, yeah, So my immediate thought here is it's
like a Frankenstein situation. But obviously, you know, there's so
much community organizing that needs to go into building a mob. Yes,
so much logistics to like all of the zoning for
having like a lab that's roof opens up for lightning.
(02:41):
So I'm assuming the city council gets involved, and it's
a very boring and logistical musical.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I mean, look, I was gonna disagree with you, but
city councils have come up in the past.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, it's a theme for us.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But just before we get to that fantastic new Tune
Titan show on the pit pod theme, there is something
coming up in a couple days. If you are someone
who is based in Colorado Springs and listening to this
as it comes out, I believe it is Thursday, July
thirty first.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you nailed it. July thirty first, which is a
Thursday at seven thirty at the Peak Improv Theater. We're
hosting auditions, so we're casting some folks for some existing teams,
but also we're trying to form some new teams that
are gonna have opening slots throughout the month opening for
some of the established teams. So like, we're looking to
form a short form musical improv team to open for
(03:33):
tun Titans.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Actually, yes, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's very exciting. Yeah, I love that idea. It's been
really exciting and seeing folks perform in the showcases. So
it'll be really cool to see if people perform in
these little opening slots.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's great. Yeah, it gives people in the community a
little bit more opportunity, helps draw some more audience, maybe
new people to the shows that haven't gotten a chance
to see them. And yeah, so those auditions are happening.
They're open. You can sign up on our website Peak
impro dot com right now. Part of those auditions we're
just gonna play improv games during them, but you know,
we we for the intake, we'll be looking at availability,
(04:08):
what you're kind of interested in as a performer and
try and cast as many people as we can.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's awesome. That's awesome. That sounds great. Yeah, I'll leave
that in Yeah, all right, sweet, I guess I've got
to get down there to the auditions as well. Then
that's I should put that on my calendar. Yeah, I'll
cast you perfect. I take bribes sweet. Well, like I
did call you a douche back up top, so I've
a little bit. It's fine, Oh fantastic. Well, thank you
(04:35):
so much, Ethan. Should we get to a new tune
Titans musical?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah? I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
All right here it is the real world monster lap yay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Who here has seen two times before?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Give me a who here has never seen two nights before?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Give me a Oh no, okay, we got.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What you're about to see is a fully improvised musical.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, everything we see, everything we say, everything Bobby plays
is going to be made up on the spot. Everyone
giving it for Bobby.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, So yeah, we're gonna get We're gonna get some
suggestions from you guys, and then we're gonna like talk
about it for a little bit and then.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
We're just gonna launch into a musical. That's what we're
about to do. Yeah, so buckle in, folks.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
This gets you.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Guys kind of warmed up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Can you tell me what beyond a shadow of a
doubt is the best breakfast cereal?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
On the count of three, think about it for a second.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
One, two, three, did nobody say count chocolate?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Count chocolate?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Life feels so lone, Right, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, let's hear what was your favorite playground activity as
a kid?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
On three?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Ready, one two three?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Being alone?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
It was his favorite love?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, Red Rover was wild though, right?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
How many people got there?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, alright, all right, you guys, you get
the idea.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Let's hear what's something what's a favorite summer activity of yours?
Just knna fishing, cattle horn, slipping, slide.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're obviously really adventurous, appeared to we.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Related to all of that.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I feel like Corn does every single one of those
things every day.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
She was probably the most adventurous of all of us.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, her activities are.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Somewhat limited this summer for unknown reasons.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
The number of.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
People that have been coming up to Corn and been like,
did you just run a marathon?
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Because I'm a post that I like.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
No, I did not do that. You did the marathon
when in August?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And it was a triathlon, a triathlon last August. And
then I know some pictures and I was like, oh cool,
oh I never shared these, And then I said last August,
but we know who doesn't read captions before you started
making another human? Okay, from your own body? What can
(07:59):
you make humanly?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Sugar?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Spice other people's body parts?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You know, a little monster situation?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Got it just for scientific purposes?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, other people's bodies the.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Oh yeah, I'm in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I was thinking Frankenstein.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
About Frankenstein was network?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I think, so what was that.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Monster? Monster?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
I always forget We're gonna be pedants. Let's get it right.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But that book sucks.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Have you guys read it? It's so bad. I mean
I read it in high school. Yeah, it was so bad.
That was like the only book I have a spark
because of the science hate sence.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I just can't roll.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Is legitimately an aerospace engineer because you don't know, but
apparently she hates science.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
You don't need that. I guess.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Monsters want babies to.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
They want to.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Be like you, you and you.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
They want brow a little wee monster and their tummy.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
And be a mummy.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
The monsters want to go to space.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Monsters want to fly to them. They want to get
in a rocket and bless stuff real fast.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Don't say stuck in the path.
Speaker 14 (10:11):
Monsters are ambitious. Monsters are ambishops.
Speaker 15 (10:19):
Their dreams are so delicious because monsters are bishop.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
When I'm building my monster in a lab, I just hope.
Speaker 16 (10:33):
That it turns out.
Speaker 17 (10:36):
Extra fab wanted to grow up and fly away someday.
Speaker 18 (10:44):
Someday if I wanted a monster that I could.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Afforge someone to go with me when I panel board.
I don't know if monsters know.
Speaker 18 (10:59):
How to swim? Is this a good idea? It's reeling
kind of thing.
Speaker 19 (11:05):
But bonsard or ambitions, b are ambitions.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I don't want to just homeant dishes, bonsers or.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Mission emission, so ambish.
Speaker 20 (11:39):
You did not do the dishes.
Speaker 21 (12:08):
I work all day and monster lamb and you just
sit on us.
Speaker 20 (12:16):
You did not do the dishes.
Speaker 21 (12:23):
Now this monster has to drink ale di tea glass.
Speaker 22 (12:34):
I hate chosing day or sun chapel.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I hate chores.
Speaker 23 (12:44):
I water do a.
Speaker 24 (12:46):
Nova nova No, because I hey charge, I work all day.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
It's a lamb.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Providing for you. This house. I think it's quite fat.
What do you do here?
Speaker 12 (13:11):
All alone?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
At home? Sit there all stiff, just like a.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Boon Reality TV.
Speaker 23 (13:27):
Reality.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
It just does after a monster.
Speaker 25 (13:33):
Meation reality she baree.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm feeling under appreciated.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Okay, but thanks for working. You mean it, Yeah, genuinely.
Speaker 21 (14:17):
Scientist says you turned me pitching at work, and then
I should talk to you.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
About my feelings.
Speaker 21 (14:25):
So I guess I'm trying that now.
Speaker 25 (14:31):
What the science says know about being a monster rather
than stitching us together?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Not a damn thing.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yeah, so maybe she just.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Stuff and way down deep inside your monsterself. Take those
feelings about working, especially me, and put them.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Back on a shelf, and then cover that shelf. Conquer
that curtain with.
Speaker 26 (15:05):
The wall.
Speaker 24 (15:07):
To keep that wall in the picture of me, your
favorite monster girl.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What you're saying is I should be a monster inside.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
That's why I go in love with me.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
All of my feelings.
Speaker 27 (15:29):
I should have.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Stuff them down and show my friend.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I need to be.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
A monster inside.
Speaker 15 (15:54):
You're right, Yeah, showing my feelings dead doesn't seem monster like.
Speaker 28 (16:05):
I should just take those feelings, put them on to
a bike with.
Speaker 29 (16:11):
A bike, push that bike down a hill onto the
railroad tracks, wait for the train.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
To come, and just leave the back. I need to
be monsters side the monster inside. I'm a feelings.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Don't let the clan send her to a train track.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, read you monster?
Speaker 30 (16:57):
Is that hot to turn you on? Yeah, shove down
my feelings. Yeah, I'm like, not just.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
An exterior monster, I'm also an interior.
Speaker 22 (17:11):
And you know what what makes you want to do?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I think you should haveben monster.
Speaker 31 (17:29):
Baby cod monster inside, a little baby in monster.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
We can eat shark crazy stuff on monster baby monster
inside you you baby, I do.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Kale doctor.
Speaker 18 (18:18):
The monster space program is already hitting a bad rough spot. Yeah, yeah,
current We're trying to send them into space and they
keep on growing other monsters inside.
Speaker 32 (18:32):
I mean, what did we think when we gave them
sentience they would want to you know, we told them
to push all their feelings that they shouldn't have somehow,
we just push them inside so that they could.
Speaker 23 (18:45):
Be pure pure?
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Is that how you think good science works.
Speaker 33 (18:54):
I've done less of studies on people and monsters and
us this hong word, yes, doctor scientist, right now, sorry
that my setup. She's so nice that your wife is
able to live with you at the.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
He's trying to stay professionally song work. When we talk
about my wife, doctor scientists, you're really cagey about that?
Is it because you want to have a non monster inside?
(19:40):
Time impotent and you had to go and bring it
up time.
Speaker 18 (19:52):
This is not what I wanted to work on.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I cannot even sleep at night because he's.
Speaker 26 (20:08):
I will never have.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
A lot of my life.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
It seems so unfair for monsters to have kids.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
Well, but now my marriage has suddenly hit the skins.
Speaker 26 (20:30):
Look you do some.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Science too, Yeah, maybe you can help me with it.
Speaker 33 (20:37):
I mean, ice specialty is with monsters.
Speaker 12 (20:42):
I'm terrible with humans.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Quite frankly, I think you have some.
Speaker 33 (20:49):
Work to be with humans, I mean with monsters. Sorry,
I don't need to trick you in your dune. Come on,
cause you know what I say.
Speaker 23 (21:02):
I'm different.
Speaker 34 (21:05):
And we all know that's the oldly thing that brings me.
Speaker 16 (21:13):
Please.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Everyone knows he's impotent.
Speaker 27 (21:21):
I've wanted my whole life is to me your mom
and why and.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
A break with you. I think I can start to
tell and you're crawling away.
Speaker 26 (21:38):
On the floor. You might not be feeling.
Speaker 35 (21:41):
Well Brown, Okay, I'm trying this song, total recall.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I'm taking that well.
Speaker 33 (21:54):
I don't think that you're a Fokays.
Speaker 36 (22:02):
It got on meg, hemmy, thank can we just put
a clown inside the belly.
Speaker 23 (22:14):
I like the.
Speaker 18 (22:15):
Way you're working science into this idea.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Will get a saigo to find a monster or a human.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Because he's a potent.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Misicence.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
He'll never.
Speaker 19 (22:43):
Tells I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
No longer, must be soon.
Speaker 26 (22:55):
Thanks.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
I won't be so impotent right now.
Speaker 23 (23:07):
That I can do.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Escape. That was a great idea. Happy to help with
your marital problems. You make a great team.
Speaker 37 (23:21):
Yeah, I think you'll start paying you.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Hey, you'll have to invite me.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Okayla uh Survivor is not is well?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Let me change the chance so you can't have Thursday
Night Survivor.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Oh yes, you're the best Pala monster.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yes, I love Survivor.
Speaker 23 (24:10):
Much for.
Speaker 24 (24:13):
Me.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
So you're thinking of becoming a mama, Yeah with the mama?
Yeah yeah mostly? So shall leave me.
Speaker 22 (24:28):
Alone, mostly so I can go.
Speaker 19 (24:33):
Oh you see, I can't stand her nag and voice
said it.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Let me within no choice. I think I'm covering.
Speaker 16 (24:44):
On the show.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You want to know.
Speaker 19 (24:56):
Why I grew this, suf I could tell by the
fact that you scream Hulu associates.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
The reality shows.
Speaker 26 (25:08):
Are on there and I can't.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
So you like to do that?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Things with him on the building are the villain.
Speaker 38 (25:26):
I think I'm a term a wife and just spend
my home on the land with nothing to build my relation. Champ,
just sit here on account tending two weeks.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Champs.
Speaker 39 (25:44):
I can't suggest them suggest laugh, I can't.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
I just.
Speaker 26 (25:57):
The cost down your ball.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Sweet, you're scaling.
Speaker 23 (26:02):
This is your home.
Speaker 40 (26:09):
It's pretty obvious. But no, keep going. You know that
the baby is that's really affixed to a marriage.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I don't have to tell you this, but I will
support you and your evil deeds as your best bud often.
Speaker 26 (26:36):
I love you.
Speaker 30 (26:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Let's be yealing.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Oh this is kale.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Okay, sorry, I'm a little jump I'm a little extra
jumpy right now.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I should write this down.
Speaker 33 (27:13):
Okay, Uh, would you rate your mood from A to A?
Speaker 41 (27:19):
What?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
What? What?
Speaker 23 (27:20):
Where?
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Does the face?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Gosh, but I'm a monster, so that's probably good.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Usually, yes, you're you're right. If you show a teeth,
that's bad, that's worse.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, teeth is the worst. Means that you're afraid
or defensive.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Who are you calling defensive? Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Of course? Do I look today?
Speaker 20 (27:52):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Why do people keep telling me things? I just feel
like I'm richie water?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh you do peeing all the time, but I feel
like my face is puppy.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
And have your feet gotten swollen? Yes? Okay, out my notebook?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Back out?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Will you open your mouth and I'm gonna put the
swam inside.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Show teeth or don't show teeth?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Your choice.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Okay, let me just put that in here.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You're pregnant? Is that corn? Stories in bad?
Speaker 26 (28:51):
Have you got the mad?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I get you to breathe shit, I'm just finding the
cord for question.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Well, I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I feel a little unrepair.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
I don't know if it's okay for monsters to be scared, because.
Speaker 15 (29:28):
I don't know what caring another monster will contain. I
don't know if the monster I can't feel pain, but
I know what to do if I actually do.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I gotta shove it down. Shove it, shove it down.
Speaker 27 (29:57):
Now, just shall shot the gory things in that baby thing?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You gotta pu shaut dolls feeling saying.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
That thing see when you push it out?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
The baby fay get well shure saying, because.
Speaker 27 (30:22):
You push me lings and the baby thing book a
thing I probably should.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Have last had a home.
Speaker 16 (30:34):
It's not too late to you happen to know.
Speaker 42 (30:41):
How long monster's testa Okay, well, I've done for cone
figurations forest skeleton and the mummy.
Speaker 23 (30:53):
And when you put.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Those things inside, that's.
Speaker 32 (30:57):
At least three months into.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Shall and the monster's day, Shall.
Speaker 27 (31:13):
And nything down, push down those feelings.
Speaker 43 (31:21):
It's still care to say, yeah word shall the filings
and the baby thing, many things the most important that's
gotta come out.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Okay, Yeah, so for my research, you should expect at
least three months gestation period. Now it makes it uncomfortable
because of the bodys of skeleton.
Speaker 28 (31:49):
I's got one question, one question the other okay with
the birthst baby monster, will it eat its mother?
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Oh no, okay, good, don't want that to be my face.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Wanna be around to praise that bad monster? That would
be gregs. Yeah, no, we can't rid of the mama eating.
Speaker 32 (32:23):
Chin so that everybody could have a good swing with
the kids and reason and good all around.
Speaker 23 (32:33):
The monster name Hurd.
Speaker 44 (32:35):
You're safe.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
So I guess I'll push out my feelings and.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
That babything.
Speaker 27 (33:00):
Shout the feeling and the bab.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Baby show off.
Speaker 23 (33:31):
Well, I'm so.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Glad you came to talk to me. I honestly didn't
know if just one concerned.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Yeah, you know Sheba, my wife.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
I mean, yeah, everyone knows Sheba Yeah, I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Sure that when I share my feelings it's a.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Huge turn off for her.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
This is getting into him.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Weird thing is like, with all these hormones surging through
my body, I kind of.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Want it all the time. What's it?
Speaker 23 (34:08):
Check?
Speaker 33 (34:14):
Well, here's the thing I've I've been watching a doctor
scientist in his love life and everything because he.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Just shares everything. He's an over share her sure, and.
Speaker 33 (34:27):
I think he thinks that having a baby's gonna save
his marriage, and I don't.
Speaker 23 (34:31):
Think it really will.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
And quite frankly, it sounds like she.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Was maybe not treating you so good.
Speaker 23 (34:38):
Oh what's this? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Whenever I start talking advice, I turned.
Speaker 23 (34:46):
Into my grandma.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
She knows everything. Your grandma is a wonderful lady. Yeah.
Speaker 23 (34:57):
So what you're saying is.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Baby won't solve a very little problem correct bringing another
life and to our home, and won't some them.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
This stress of having another bunster around will make us
stress less figuring it out before it comes.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Fro the best you got it.
Speaker 16 (35:35):
A baby's not a banding.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
A baby's trying a banding.
Speaker 36 (35:51):
You can't make lemons, Rather, women need from those lemons.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
It's too bad and bitter a baby's band.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
But babies are small.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Petats are all so small, but they are sticky.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Babies are all some sticky baby's coming the box. Babies
come out of my box.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
They have so much color.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
But babies on a by, Babies are the band.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Unclad.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Sound clarification has been made.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
Babies are babies. Babies on bandies.
Speaker 16 (37:00):
Suits.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
It's like having a baby.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
He will make it so that you're made in shade.
Speaker 45 (37:10):
The bands wrap around two fingers, and I think that
baby will have me wrapped around its figer.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Don't care making notes about your building.
Speaker 46 (37:26):
Sometimes tude little puppies or cartoons on them, and sometimes
babies wear things when cute little puppies and cartoons.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
Babies they're not.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
You can't make the stretch like amandy.
Speaker 17 (37:47):
Babies don't fresh bandies.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Babies have them contacted lunch.
Speaker 44 (37:59):
Babies are band.
Speaker 33 (38:05):
If you stretched a baby, you'd probably be fled.
Speaker 23 (38:11):
Babies art band. Do you understand now?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I understand, it's just the similarities. You gotta admit the similarities.
You're pretty strong there. You can see what I got confused,
I honestly kind of can.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
And that's what concerns me.
Speaker 33 (38:36):
All right, So granted This is unsolicited advice from a
coworker who has no business getting involved with you or
your romantic relationships.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Please start writing me up to HR.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
You you started it with the pregnancy hormone and telling
me how much you pous.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
I have no intention of bringing HR into this.
Speaker 15 (38:58):
Okay, good.
Speaker 18 (39:00):
You know you.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
You've helped me a lot, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 23 (39:03):
I look up to you.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
I'm not touching you, but I'm air patting you. Okay,
it's safe.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I guess it's fine if you know what I touch
my girls pregnant.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Boy, I get it. Dang your kale.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
All right, contestants, let's hear the recap of this week
on season forty seven of Survivor.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
It was a crazy week here in Austin, Texas. You
had a particularly hard week, Darry. Can you start with
your confessional?
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Texas is so hot. It's really not nice and no
one will be nice and give me some ice.
Speaker 23 (40:05):
I thought it was going to be a.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
Game survival, but now I'm broken and twisted. I'm gonna
go west like.
Speaker 22 (40:21):
I used to be good at all the sports, but
now I'm having a rough time.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
Decided to come in when I'm seven months now, I'm
probably going home to Gras.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
I'm surviving survivor. I'm surviving, surviving.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
I'm not a cry.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I'm surviving, survived.
Speaker 23 (41:10):
Wor well.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
My bones are weak, my muscles are frail.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
At this challenge, I felt I was gone a fail,
but my parents said, you can't do that, So I
hit Jerry's ankle with the baseball pass.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
I'm surviving survivor. I'm surviving survived. Used to be dy.
Speaker 26 (41:48):
Name serve survive, but they don't know.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
If are almost out of can shake.
Speaker 22 (42:03):
I just couldn't find another place since it turns out
our audience is mostly monsters, So my child, it came
this nice look on a.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Face of surviving.
Speaker 14 (42:20):
Survivors, not surviving survivors, live.
Speaker 26 (42:29):
Survivor not s.
Speaker 47 (42:46):
You.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Will Sheba have her beautiful little monster baby that saves
her marriage? Will the other marriage be somehow saved all
we're worried about doctor and missus scientists will be survivors
on Cheeba's show, ever actually survived Survivor find out in
(43:12):
part two of the Real World Monster.
Speaker 11 (43:16):
Lab life is never drab in the real world Monster
(43:49):
Lab life is never.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
In real world Monster.
Speaker 16 (44:04):
Shall you feeling and the momster. Shall you feel.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
That life is now for drap Real World Monster laugh?
Lie is sad for her draft Freal World Monster laugh.
Speaker 26 (44:43):
Baby's not about.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
He's in potent not.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
So if the baby's not that I'm so free again
in the babies, not that I'm a monster.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
It's so with the monster its side. I'm a monster.
Speaker 23 (45:23):
Snacks a lot of.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
Worlds.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
You guys, cut that right.
Speaker 41 (46:00):
Okay, missus doctor scientist a Kale.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
I've been doing the work and getting a crown.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Do you have a home you can go home to?
Speaker 7 (46:19):
A personal question. I'm really trying to set boundaries.
Speaker 33 (46:27):
Even though I'm helping you in Cubaba. Baby, I have
a home and it's totally not the basement you're okay?
Speaker 6 (46:38):
Do you have like a do you have a partner?
Speaker 23 (46:40):
Do you have okay?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
Okay, Well that's a pushing the boundary.
Speaker 23 (46:47):
What do you like to do?
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Missus doctor scientists?
Speaker 34 (46:53):
Please just let me be to my You're baby works.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
It's more like.
Speaker 23 (47:10):
You should be.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
The separation of church. Still when it comes to my
life and your state, I'm trying to be.
Speaker 27 (47:29):
Respectful god man, and yet you come in here like
you have some weird interpersonal plan.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
You're just the stealing I know nothing about you. You're
saw thesty.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
What you like to do this well?
Speaker 6 (47:57):
I like to work and the lab.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
It is allso your house.
Speaker 16 (48:05):
Her.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
If you treated me like a beloved pat mouse.
Speaker 47 (48:13):
Just let me do my thing, feed me, give me water.
Don't treat me like I'm some son of yours.
Speaker 16 (48:25):
Your daughter.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
So story you've been working for rospree s story.
Speaker 41 (48:37):
Time.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I just want to know you did the stock.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Is the first time she's ever talked to me.
Speaker 26 (48:46):
Who on one.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
We could have had this thing a normal clander, say
shut a.
Speaker 48 (48:56):
Year ago, two, three years ago. I've been here for seven,
all years postcrad. I never really thought about it. But
her social skills are bad.
Speaker 27 (49:11):
Star, How subtle would you say?
Speaker 23 (49:17):
You are?
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Please to be really easy, to go too far?
Speaker 16 (49:30):
I want to look into your.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Se o let ditop.
Speaker 7 (49:44):
Musicacious, Let me this.
Speaker 12 (49:47):
Is kail pose.
Speaker 33 (49:50):
I already have the baby parts to make a cloud
of your husband, decided to you.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
But the science has never worked before, why would it
work now?
Speaker 47 (50:00):
It's me?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
He made all those pitchy monsters. I don't want my
baby to be on.
Speaker 33 (50:05):
Miss doctor scientist. He has had no part in this
other than giving me some skin cells.
Speaker 7 (50:12):
I this is my science.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
Are you saying you're the lead principal investigator on this?
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Yeah? First author?
Speaker 26 (50:20):
Maybe last?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Does doctor scientists know this?
Speaker 41 (50:26):
Listen, doctor scientist has.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Been as this feels a lot lately. I don't think
he'd notice if you were promiscuous with me.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
But really I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
I didn't even ask if I wanted it, missus, doctor scientist.
Speaker 26 (50:45):
Right, So.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
We'll think about it and let me know I thought
about it and the answer is no. Well I'm right upstairs.
Speaker 33 (50:59):
If you change, it's any of your business.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
But I am asexual.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
Okay, we'll consider this conversation to have never had.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
I will try my darness. But you made a very
strong impression and came on very strong. But I will
pretend like it never happened.
Speaker 23 (51:20):
I should have forget.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
I should have asked more questions before being so forward.
Should have asked more questions getting married. I should have
asked more questions before getting into bed with somebody.
Speaker 38 (51:36):
I'm working, okay with your stairs, just upstairs, just upstairs.
Speaker 49 (51:46):
Ice, Yeah, I could tell you about cale. I know
stuff really is absolutely I do.
Speaker 7 (52:01):
I love tea.
Speaker 6 (52:06):
How come I've never come down here. It's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Well, this is doctor scientist. You already know that Kali
is asexual.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Now I learned the hardway.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
There's a few things about Cale, you know, if you
paid attention to ask us some questions.
Speaker 27 (52:31):
Cal, it's really smart, vegetable, they make him fat.
Speaker 16 (52:46):
Cal game of chest.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Had a tic tac toe.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
He's frankly the best to know about Kill.
Speaker 6 (53:04):
My first would be if he had which one would
he see? Another question?
Speaker 9 (53:14):
It seems like he doesn't have much upper body string,
so well would you say he does?
Speaker 6 (53:24):
He's not really a tank. Let's say Kill.
Speaker 16 (53:30):
He does a lot of squats, pull ups.
Speaker 19 (53:39):
Kill, kidnapped, kills.
Speaker 15 (53:46):
Too bad at night. There's actually someone just to his right.
You see, Kill has a p tomic life partner.
Speaker 26 (54:02):
They plan.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
He's a vampire.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
He's not so bad, but they can't actually.
Speaker 50 (54:16):
Do anything, you know, because the vampire is so very
cold and kills.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
He's sexual.
Speaker 12 (54:29):
He's not even interested in.
Speaker 27 (54:32):
Said, I got all this information from his nets.
Speaker 6 (54:42):
Because work he.
Speaker 20 (54:46):
Dished the hole.
Speaker 26 (54:47):
Not but let me re iterrate.
Speaker 16 (54:52):
Kill can really swad.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
It's like three hundred pounds.
Speaker 12 (55:04):
It depressive.
Speaker 6 (55:07):
Okay, well interesting, you know, I guess I guess he's
not the one to pursue.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Then I would say no, no, But quick.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
Question, who did that to you? My wife siva.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Okay, your monster reproduction is different than human.
Speaker 6 (55:26):
Reproduction, so you don't think that would work for me?
Speaker 7 (55:33):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (55:34):
Was there anybody of like kind of the male variety
down here who does like sex?
Speaker 6 (55:43):
There's I'm shy, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (55:51):
Let me tell you is weird looking.
Speaker 6 (56:00):
But he does like sex. And here's the cool thing.
He's a motion of the complex. If you're looking for
someone to understands.
Speaker 26 (56:23):
You want to take your hand.
Speaker 6 (56:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 25 (56:32):
All this is making me think maybe I should try
to work things out in my own marriage and.
Speaker 6 (56:41):
Just settle or something.
Speaker 7 (56:45):
But wait, just what more thing you should know about?
Speaker 23 (56:48):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (56:49):
She says something really interesting, bringing.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
Up yours like he's backing down there are I just
gotta make the case for you.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
I wear tunic so that I don't scare people.
Speaker 26 (57:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (57:12):
You never told me you have such a wide variety
of monsters down here.
Speaker 23 (57:18):
I'm a Godlin and.
Speaker 6 (57:22):
Lab assistant type people. He's got a full on in
the contact.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
Excuse myself, strobby, scrubby.
Speaker 16 (57:31):
And shy.
Speaker 6 (57:34):
You know where I.
Speaker 7 (57:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Let's go upstairs and top.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Do I like fat?
Speaker 6 (58:08):
You look awesome?
Speaker 51 (58:10):
Really?
Speaker 6 (58:10):
You mean it genuinely?
Speaker 28 (58:13):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Oh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (58:20):
This is not sexually for showdown?
Speaker 16 (58:24):
Yeah down?
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Did you do the dishes yet? A baby? It's not
a man. You should fix that.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
Mhm h.
Speaker 41 (59:05):
She w.
Speaker 26 (59:11):
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (59:12):
Do this anymore.
Speaker 26 (59:16):
My feelings when I show them.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
To you see him like a barn or she.
Speaker 7 (59:27):
I want to talk to you.
Speaker 51 (59:32):
Treat me like this?
Speaker 3 (59:34):
It makes me feel blue. Can we talk about a feeling?
Talk out?
Speaker 6 (59:45):
When we talk about a feelings.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Shout, I love you, vera.
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I think this is just the way I am.
Speaker 52 (01:00:19):
Would you be happy with another monster or another man?
I just don't like talking about that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
It makes me feel so y.
Speaker 29 (01:00:40):
But she.
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
My wife. Yeah, you're the one that choice.
Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
Whom to live my life.
Speaker 15 (01:00:53):
And now we have it a baby and it's the
hot a bamda even though I have so much it
can they do?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
But that's not how marriages made.
Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
Think. I know what think, I know where stock doctor,
scientists didn't give you one?
Speaker 35 (01:01:24):
I didn't it so long, my harlow body show.
Speaker 12 (01:01:37):
I've got no borgan side.
Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
I'm just outside. No stuff in there, no nothing, but
what's that old car? Care? Because I can't.
Speaker 26 (01:01:59):
Got you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Just watch these face and society be they feel so
much and that case.
Speaker 26 (01:02:13):
Kill Why.
Speaker 23 (01:02:24):
I care about you?
Speaker 16 (01:02:25):
It's my fresh and.
Speaker 33 (01:02:26):
I decided to not let the bundaries keep me from
doing what's best for you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
I love It's a monster, it's a real monster. Did
I do bad?
Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
This is why I shouldn't do it for listen, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Forgive me.
Speaker 26 (01:03:11):
I love you name.
Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Fast forward three months.
Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
I need that.
Speaker 53 (01:03:35):
My mother, thank you might be released. Dear so I
got you a push present. You know how I killed
your wife?
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
I recalled, yes, being the.
Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
Excellent scientisted at you. Hi only put all the bones
back together?
Speaker 54 (01:04:03):
Alum, really, hey, she's that terrible.
Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
I didn't have to kill her in order to put
the party later.
Speaker 23 (01:04:26):
It was too late.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, that was straight up traumatic.
Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
I apologize you used his x un bonus skeletons.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I forgive kle and I can say that really genuinely.
I forgive kill, but will you forgive me?
Speaker 51 (01:05:00):
I did so bleak and so you know when you
get home, it's spotlessly clean.
Speaker 17 (01:05:13):
I got filed my fast, my god, my man, it's
like Holly a bike off the railroad track.
Speaker 16 (01:05:30):
My god, my my back.
Speaker 12 (01:05:34):
I got my wife's back, and now my heart feels
no bad.
Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
I gotta say, I think that is very.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Gracious reaction.
Speaker 15 (01:05:57):
Also, right now I'm happy a mighty powerful contraction.
Speaker 12 (01:06:05):
Don't really a lot of pressure?
Speaker 26 (01:06:10):
Tell them.
Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
I might be a little disappointed if far baby has
no hand.
Speaker 26 (01:06:23):
Very con.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Very gularly helping.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Huge whoa holy ship?
Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
Who joy?
Speaker 33 (01:06:51):
Why isn't the last.
Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Thing that's happened since doctor Scientists left? You know?
Speaker 23 (01:06:58):
I know, was it due from.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Your not a monster gestation time?
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
But monsters are ambitious and I was tired of the dark.
Is this the real world.
Speaker 15 (01:07:20):
Or just.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Well, there was definitely a Frankenstein that definitely happened.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
A Frankenstein or a Frankenstein's monse.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I made the mistake that they made at the start
of the musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Oh no, what do we do the Internet? This is
going on the Internet where people love to correct people.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, and now Spotify has comments as well,
So this isn't good.
Speaker 28 (01:08:11):
What do we do?
Speaker 23 (01:08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
So you were right about that. Maybe less councils involved,
but a very fun direction. It was a fantastic musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
It sounded hot to me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Hell yeah, And we are currently backstage at a Tune
Titans show, excited to see you guys perform another musical.
Where can folks head to for tickets if they want
to catch the next Town Titans musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, if you're passed through Colorado Springs or you live locally,
you can visit Peak improv dot com for all of
those tickets toon Titan specifically is the third Friday of
every month, so you can catch us at the Peak
Improv Theater and tickets at Peak imprev dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Perfect and those improv auditions for those based in the
comedy community here in the Springs.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yes, those auditions are coming up pretty soon after you're
hearing this, So July thirty first, which is a Thursday night,
at seven thirty pm, you can sign up on our
website again peekimprov dot com register for the audition. It's
just going to be playing some improv games, so you
need to kind of prepare anything. But we're looking to
cast folks on some existing improv teams as well as
some brand new improv teams that are going to open
(01:09:15):
for some of our favorite teams, awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Thank you so much, Ethan for your time. Thank you
for sharing your admin and information so that I don't
have to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You're so welcome. It's my whole job that I don't
get paid enough.
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Foot well, I will bring that bribe then and maybe
we can thank you
Test test test test test tests.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, that's rolling, that's doing a thing. Yeah all right,
Hello and welcome to pip Pod. I'm producing Matt once
again in the Green Cubby of the Peak Improv Theater.
Is that fair to say that it's a cubby?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It feels a little bit like an insult. But it
doesn't have real walls, so you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, cool, cool, cool, that's as it's known as the cubby.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
As soon as it's got four walls, it can be
a room.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, thank you. Yes, we'll upgrade from what children use
to store their shoes in preschool to a room.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thanks, we're working on it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well you've already heard. I'm joined by an improviser, a
theater owner, a comedy educator, a writer, and a guy
who plays a douchebag really well in sketches. It's Ethan Goldman.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What a bum typecast.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, but you're so good at it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I think it's because you're so under bag like in
real life.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So good save well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, i'm referring to your characters on stage. I respect
you as a person. Yes, thank you, Yes, just call
it a Kirby, call me a douche. I'm off to
a great start, Ethan, how are you doing doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Excited? Excited for some more Tune Titans on this episode.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, yes, we are currently backstage before a Tune Titan show,
and a Tune Titans is about to play for your
listening ears. So that's a that's fantastic. This not those
ears that you might I think you were doing a
warm up earlier. Whether it turns out there are ears
on the body maybe, well.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, we figured, you know how like eyes are the
window to the soul, ears are the windows to the
side of the head. Is what we've decayed. It doesn't
go any deep. No, it's it's a bad metaphor.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey, look so many metaphors. So it's it's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
This tun Titans show that's coming up in just a
few minutes was one that you didn't actually perform in.
So we're in an interesting position of I can name
the title and then maybe you could predict what your
fellow teammates might have come up with.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sure, confidently dutially describe the show without knowing anything about it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, perfect, completely in your wheelhouse. The name of the
show was Real World Monster Lab.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, yeah, yeah, So my immediate thought here is it's
like a Frankenstein situation. But obviously, you know, there's so
much community organizing that needs to go into building a mob. Yes,
so much logistics to like all of the zoning for
having like a lab that's roof opens up for lightning.
(02:41):
So I'm assuming the city council gets involved, and it's
a very boring and logistical musical.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I mean, look, I was gonna disagree with you, but
city councils have come up in the past.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, it's a theme for us.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But just before we get to that fantastic new Tune
Titan show on the pit pod theme, there is something
coming up in a couple days. If you are someone
who is based in Colorado Springs and listening to this
as it comes out, I believe it is Thursday, July
thirty first.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you nailed it. July thirty first, which is a
Thursday at seven thirty at the Peak Improv Theater. We're
hosting auditions, so we're casting some folks for some existing teams,
but also we're trying to form some new teams that
are gonna have opening slots throughout the month opening for
some of the established teams. So like, we're looking to
form a short form musical improv team to open for
(03:33):
tun Titans.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Actually, yes, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's very exciting. Yeah, I love that idea. It's been
really exciting and seeing folks perform in the showcases. So
it'll be really cool to see if people perform in
these little opening slots.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's great. Yeah, it gives people in the community a
little bit more opportunity, helps draw some more audience, maybe
new people to the shows that haven't gotten a chance
to see them. And yeah, so those auditions are happening.
They're open. You can sign up on our website Peak
impro dot com right now. Part of those auditions we're
just gonna play improv games during them, but you know,
we we for the intake, we'll be looking at availability,
(04:08):
what you're kind of interested in as a performer and
try and cast as many people as we can.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's awesome. That's awesome. That sounds great. Yeah, I'll leave
that in Yeah, all right, sweet, I guess I've got
to get down there to the auditions as well. Then
that's I should put that on my calendar. Yeah, I'll
cast you perfect. I take bribes sweet. Well, like I
did call you a douche back up top, so I've
a little bit. It's fine, Oh fantastic. Well, thank you
(04:35):
so much, Ethan. Should we get to a new tune
Titans musical?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah? I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
All right here it is the real world monster lap yay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Who here has seen two times before?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Give me a who here has never seen two nights before?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Give me a Oh no, okay, we got.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What you're about to see is a fully improvised musical.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, everything we see, everything we say, everything Bobby plays
is going to be made up on the spot. Everyone
giving it for Bobby.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, So yeah, we're gonna get We're gonna get some
suggestions from you guys, and then we're gonna like talk
about it for a little bit and then.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
We're just gonna launch into a musical. That's what we're
about to do. Yeah, so buckle in, folks.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
This gets you.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Guys kind of warmed up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Can you tell me what beyond a shadow of a
doubt is the best breakfast cereal?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
On the count of three, think about it for a second.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
One, two, three, did nobody say count chocolate?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Count chocolate?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Life feels so lone, Right, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, let's hear what was your favorite playground activity as
a kid?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
On three?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Ready, one two three?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Being alone?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
It was his favorite love?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, Red Rover was wild though, right?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
How many people got there?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, alright, all right, you guys, you get
the idea.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Let's hear what's something what's a favorite summer activity of yours?
Just knna fishing, cattle horn, slipping, slide.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're obviously really adventurous, appeared to we.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Related to all of that.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I feel like Corn does every single one of those
things every day.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
She was probably the most adventurous of all of us.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, her activities are.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Somewhat limited this summer for unknown reasons.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
The number of.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
People that have been coming up to Corn and been like,
did you just run a marathon?
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Because I'm a post that I like.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
No, I did not do that. You did the marathon
when in August?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And it was a triathlon, a triathlon last August. And
then I know some pictures and I was like, oh cool,
oh I never shared these, And then I said last August,
but we know who doesn't read captions before you started
making another human? Okay, from your own body? What can
(07:59):
you make humanly?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Sugar?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Spice other people's body parts?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You know, a little monster situation?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Got it just for scientific purposes?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, other people's bodies the.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Oh yeah, I'm in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I was thinking Frankenstein.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
About Frankenstein was network?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I think, so what was that.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Monster? Monster?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
I always forget We're gonna be pedants. Let's get it right.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But that book sucks.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Have you guys read it? It's so bad. I mean
I read it in high school. Yeah, it was so bad.
That was like the only book I have a spark
because of the science hate sence.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I just can't roll.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Is legitimately an aerospace engineer because you don't know, but
apparently she hates science.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
You don't need that. I guess.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Monsters want babies to.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
They want to.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Be like you, you and you.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
They want brow a little wee monster and their tummy.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
And be a mummy.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
The monsters want to go to space.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Monsters want to fly to them. They want to get
in a rocket and bless stuff real fast.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Don't say stuck in the path.
Speaker 14 (10:11):
Monsters are ambitious. Monsters are ambishops.
Speaker 15 (10:19):
Their dreams are so delicious because monsters are bishop.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
When I'm building my monster in a lab, I just hope.
Speaker 16 (10:33):
That it turns out.
Speaker 17 (10:36):
Extra fab wanted to grow up and fly away someday.
Speaker 18 (10:44):
Someday if I wanted a monster that I could.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Afforge someone to go with me when I panel board.
I don't know if monsters know.
Speaker 18 (10:59):
How to swim? Is this a good idea? It's reeling
kind of thing.
Speaker 19 (11:05):
But bonsard or ambitions, b are ambitions.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I don't want to just homeant dishes, bonsers or.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Mission emission, so ambish.
Speaker 20 (11:39):
You did not do the dishes.
Speaker 21 (12:08):
I work all day and monster lamb and you just
sit on us.
Speaker 20 (12:16):
You did not do the dishes.
Speaker 21 (12:23):
Now this monster has to drink ale di tea glass.
Speaker 22 (12:34):
I hate chosing day or sun chapel.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I hate chores.
Speaker 23 (12:44):
I water do a.
Speaker 24 (12:46):
Nova nova No, because I hey charge, I work all day.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
It's a lamb.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Providing for you. This house. I think it's quite fat.
What do you do here?
Speaker 12 (13:11):
All alone?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
At home? Sit there all stiff, just like a.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Boon Reality TV.
Speaker 23 (13:27):
Reality.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
It just does after a monster.
Speaker 25 (13:33):
Meation reality she baree.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm feeling under appreciated.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Okay, but thanks for working. You mean it, Yeah, genuinely.
Speaker 21 (14:17):
Scientist says you turned me pitching at work, and then
I should talk to you.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
About my feelings.
Speaker 21 (14:25):
So I guess I'm trying that now.
Speaker 25 (14:31):
What the science says know about being a monster rather
than stitching us together?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Not a damn thing.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yeah, so maybe she just.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Stuff and way down deep inside your monsterself. Take those
feelings about working, especially me, and put them.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Back on a shelf, and then cover that shelf. Conquer
that curtain with.
Speaker 26 (15:05):
The wall.
Speaker 24 (15:07):
To keep that wall in the picture of me, your
favorite monster girl.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What you're saying is I should be a monster inside.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
That's why I go in love with me.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
All of my feelings.
Speaker 27 (15:29):
I should have.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Stuff them down and show my friend.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I need to be.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
A monster inside.
Speaker 15 (15:54):
You're right, Yeah, showing my feelings dead doesn't seem monster like.
Speaker 28 (16:05):
I should just take those feelings, put them on to
a bike with.
Speaker 29 (16:11):
A bike, push that bike down a hill onto the
railroad tracks, wait for the train.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
To come, and just leave the back. I need to
be monsters side the monster inside. I'm a feelings.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Don't let the clan send her to a train track.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, read you monster?
Speaker 30 (16:57):
Is that hot to turn you on? Yeah, shove down
my feelings. Yeah, I'm like, not just.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
An exterior monster, I'm also an interior.
Speaker 22 (17:11):
And you know what what makes you want to do?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I think you should haveben monster.
Speaker 31 (17:29):
Baby cod monster inside, a little baby in monster.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
We can eat shark crazy stuff on monster baby monster
inside you you baby, I do.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Kale doctor.
Speaker 18 (18:18):
The monster space program is already hitting a bad rough spot. Yeah, yeah,
current We're trying to send them into space and they
keep on growing other monsters inside.
Speaker 32 (18:32):
I mean, what did we think when we gave them
sentience they would want to you know, we told them
to push all their feelings that they shouldn't have somehow,
we just push them inside so that they could.
Speaker 23 (18:45):
Be pure pure?
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Is that how you think good science works.
Speaker 33 (18:54):
I've done less of studies on people and monsters and
us this hong word, yes, doctor scientist, right now, sorry
that my setup. She's so nice that your wife is
able to live with you at the.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
He's trying to stay professionally song work. When we talk
about my wife, doctor scientists, you're really cagey about that?
Is it because you want to have a non monster inside?
(19:40):
Time impotent and you had to go and bring it
up time.
Speaker 18 (19:52):
This is not what I wanted to work on.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I cannot even sleep at night because he's.
Speaker 26 (20:08):
I will never have.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
A lot of my life.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
It seems so unfair for monsters to have kids.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
Well, but now my marriage has suddenly hit the skins.
Speaker 26 (20:30):
Look you do some.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Science too, Yeah, maybe you can help me with it.
Speaker 33 (20:37):
I mean, ice specialty is with monsters.
Speaker 12 (20:42):
I'm terrible with humans.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Quite frankly, I think you have some.
Speaker 33 (20:49):
Work to be with humans, I mean with monsters. Sorry,
I don't need to trick you in your dune. Come on,
cause you know what I say.
Speaker 23 (21:02):
I'm different.
Speaker 34 (21:05):
And we all know that's the oldly thing that brings me.
Speaker 16 (21:13):
Please.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Everyone knows he's impotent.
Speaker 27 (21:21):
I've wanted my whole life is to me your mom
and why and.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
A break with you. I think I can start to
tell and you're crawling away.
Speaker 26 (21:38):
On the floor. You might not be feeling.
Speaker 35 (21:41):
Well Brown, Okay, I'm trying this song, total recall.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I'm taking that well.
Speaker 33 (21:54):
I don't think that you're a Fokays.
Speaker 36 (22:02):
It got on meg, hemmy, thank can we just put
a clown inside the belly.
Speaker 23 (22:14):
I like the.
Speaker 18 (22:15):
Way you're working science into this idea.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Will get a saigo to find a monster or a human.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Because he's a potent.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Misicence.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
He'll never.
Speaker 19 (22:43):
Tells I'm.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
No longer, must be soon.
Speaker 26 (22:55):
Thanks.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
I won't be so impotent right now.
Speaker 23 (23:07):
That I can do.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Escape. That was a great idea. Happy to help with
your marital problems. You make a great team.
Speaker 37 (23:21):
Yeah, I think you'll start paying you.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Hey, you'll have to invite me.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Okayla uh Survivor is not is well?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Let me change the chance so you can't have Thursday
Night Survivor.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Oh yes, you're the best Pala monster.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yes, I love Survivor.
Speaker 23 (24:10):
Much for.
Speaker 24 (24:13):
Me.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
So you're thinking of becoming a mama, Yeah with the mama?
Yeah yeah mostly? So shall leave me.
Speaker 22 (24:28):
Alone, mostly so I can go.
Speaker 19 (24:33):
Oh you see, I can't stand her nag and voice
said it.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Let me within no choice. I think I'm covering.
Speaker 16 (24:44):
On the show.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You want to know.
Speaker 19 (24:56):
Why I grew this, suf I could tell by the
fact that you scream Hulu associates.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
The reality shows.
Speaker 26 (25:08):
Are on there and I can't.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
So you like to do that?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Things with him on the building are the villain.
Speaker 38 (25:26):
I think I'm a term a wife and just spend
my home on the land with nothing to build my relation. Champ,
just sit here on account tending two weeks.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Champs.
Speaker 39 (25:44):
I can't suggest them suggest laugh, I can't.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
I just.
Speaker 26 (25:57):
The cost down your ball.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Sweet, you're scaling.
Speaker 23 (26:02):
This is your home.
Speaker 40 (26:09):
It's pretty obvious. But no, keep going. You know that
the baby is that's really affixed to a marriage.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I don't have to tell you this, but I will
support you and your evil deeds as your best bud often.
Speaker 26 (26:36):
I love you.
Speaker 30 (26:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Let's be yealing.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Oh this is kale.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Okay, sorry, I'm a little jump I'm a little extra
jumpy right now.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I should write this down.
Speaker 33 (27:13):
Okay, Uh, would you rate your mood from A to A?
Speaker 41 (27:19):
What?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
What? What?
Speaker 23 (27:20):
Where?
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Does the face?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Gosh, but I'm a monster, so that's probably good.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Usually, yes, you're you're right. If you show a teeth,
that's bad, that's worse.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, teeth is the worst. Means that you're afraid
or defensive.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Who are you calling defensive? Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Of course? Do I look today?
Speaker 20 (27:52):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Why do people keep telling me things? I just feel
like I'm richie water?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh you do peeing all the time, but I feel
like my face is puppy.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
And have your feet gotten swollen? Yes? Okay, out my notebook?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Back out?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Will you open your mouth and I'm gonna put the
swam inside.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Show teeth or don't show teeth?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Your choice.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Okay, let me just put that in here.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You're pregnant? Is that corn? Stories in bad?
Speaker 26 (28:51):
Have you got the mad?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I get you to breathe shit, I'm just finding the
cord for question.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Well, I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I feel a little unrepair.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
I don't know if it's okay for monsters to be scared, because.
Speaker 15 (29:28):
I don't know what caring another monster will contain. I
don't know if the monster I can't feel pain, but
I know what to do if I actually do.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I gotta shove it down. Shove it, shove it down.
Speaker 27 (29:57):
Now, just shall shot the gory things in that baby thing?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You gotta pu shaut dolls feeling saying.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
That thing see when you push it out?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
The baby fay get well shure saying, because.
Speaker 27 (30:22):
You push me lings and the baby thing book a
thing I probably should.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Have last had a home.
Speaker 16 (30:34):
It's not too late to you happen to know.
Speaker 42 (30:41):
How long monster's testa Okay, well, I've done for cone
figurations forest skeleton and the mummy.
Speaker 23 (30:53):
And when you put.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Those things inside, that's.
Speaker 32 (30:57):
At least three months into.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Shall and the monster's day, Shall.
Speaker 27 (31:13):
And nything down, push down those feelings.
Speaker 43 (31:21):
It's still care to say, yeah word shall the filings
and the baby thing, many things the most important that's
gotta come out.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Okay, Yeah, so for my research, you should expect at
least three months gestation period. Now it makes it uncomfortable
because of the bodys of skeleton.
Speaker 28 (31:49):
I's got one question, one question the other okay with
the birthst baby monster, will it eat its mother?
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Oh no, okay, good, don't want that to be my face.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Wanna be around to praise that bad monster? That would
be gregs. Yeah, no, we can't rid of the mama eating.
Speaker 32 (32:23):
Chin so that everybody could have a good swing with
the kids and reason and good all around.
Speaker 23 (32:33):
The monster name Hurd.
Speaker 44 (32:35):
You're safe.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
So I guess I'll push out my feelings and.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
That babything.
Speaker 27 (33:00):
Shout the feeling and the bab.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Baby show off.
Speaker 23 (33:31):
Well, I'm so.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Glad you came to talk to me. I honestly didn't
know if just one concerned.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Yeah, you know Sheba, my wife.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
I mean, yeah, everyone knows Sheba Yeah, I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Sure that when I share my feelings it's a.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Huge turn off for her.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
This is getting into him.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Weird thing is like, with all these hormones surging through
my body, I kind of.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Want it all the time. What's it?
Speaker 23 (34:08):
Check?
Speaker 33 (34:14):
Well, here's the thing I've I've been watching a doctor
scientist in his love life and everything because he.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Just shares everything. He's an over share her sure, and.
Speaker 33 (34:27):
I think he thinks that having a baby's gonna save
his marriage, and I don't.
Speaker 23 (34:31):
Think it really will.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
And quite frankly, it sounds like she.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Was maybe not treating you so good.
Speaker 23 (34:38):
Oh what's this? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Whenever I start talking advice, I turned.
Speaker 23 (34:46):
Into my grandma.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
She knows everything. Your grandma is a wonderful lady. Yeah.
Speaker 23 (34:57):
So what you're saying is.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Baby won't solve a very little problem correct bringing another
life and to our home, and won't some them.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
This stress of having another bunster around will make us
stress less figuring it out before it comes.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Fro the best you got it.
Speaker 16 (35:35):
A baby's not a banding.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
A baby's trying a banding.
Speaker 36 (35:51):
You can't make lemons, Rather, women need from those lemons.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
It's too bad and bitter a baby's band.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
But babies are small.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Petats are all so small, but they are sticky.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Babies are all some sticky baby's coming the box. Babies
come out of my box.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
They have so much color.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
But babies on a by, Babies are the band.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Unclad.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Sound clarification has been made.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
Babies are babies. Babies on bandies.
Speaker 16 (37:00):
Suits.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
It's like having a baby.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
He will make it so that you're made in shade.
Speaker 45 (37:10):
The bands wrap around two fingers, and I think that
baby will have me wrapped around its figer.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Don't care making notes about your building.
Speaker 46 (37:26):
Sometimes tude little puppies or cartoons on them, and sometimes
babies wear things when cute little puppies and cartoons.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
Babies they're not.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
You can't make the stretch like amandy.
Speaker 17 (37:47):
Babies don't fresh bandies.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Babies have them contacted lunch.
Speaker 44 (37:59):
Babies are band.
Speaker 33 (38:05):
If you stretched a baby, you'd probably be fled.
Speaker 23 (38:11):
Babies art band. Do you understand now?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I understand, it's just the similarities. You gotta admit the similarities.
You're pretty strong there. You can see what I got confused,
I honestly kind of can.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
And that's what concerns me.
Speaker 33 (38:36):
All right, So granted This is unsolicited advice from a
coworker who has no business getting involved with you or
your romantic relationships.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Please start writing me up to HR.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
You you started it with the pregnancy hormone and telling
me how much you pous.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
I have no intention of bringing HR into this.
Speaker 15 (38:58):
Okay, good.
Speaker 18 (39:00):
You know you.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
You've helped me a lot, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 23 (39:03):
I look up to you.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
I'm not touching you, but I'm air patting you. Okay,
it's safe.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I guess it's fine if you know what I touch
my girls pregnant.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Boy, I get it. Dang your kale.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
All right, contestants, let's hear the recap of this week
on season forty seven of Survivor.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
It was a crazy week here in Austin, Texas. You
had a particularly hard week, Darry. Can you start with
your confessional?
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Texas is so hot. It's really not nice and no
one will be nice and give me some ice.
Speaker 23 (40:05):
I thought it was going to be a.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
Game survival, but now I'm broken and twisted. I'm gonna
go west like.
Speaker 22 (40:21):
I used to be good at all the sports, but
now I'm having a rough time.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
Decided to come in when I'm seven months now, I'm
probably going home to Gras.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
I'm surviving survivor. I'm surviving, surviving.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
I'm not a cry.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I'm surviving, survived.
Speaker 23 (41:10):
Wor well.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
My bones are weak, my muscles are frail.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
At this challenge, I felt I was gone a fail,
but my parents said, you can't do that, So I
hit Jerry's ankle with the baseball pass.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
I'm surviving survivor. I'm surviving survived. Used to be dy.
Speaker 26 (41:48):
Name serve survive, but they don't know.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
If are almost out of can shake.
Speaker 22 (42:03):
I just couldn't find another place since it turns out
our audience is mostly monsters, So my child, it came
this nice look on a.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Face of surviving.
Speaker 14 (42:20):
Survivors, not surviving survivors, live.
Speaker 26 (42:29):
Survivor not s.
Speaker 47 (42:46):
You.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Will Sheba have her beautiful little monster baby that saves
her marriage? Will the other marriage be somehow saved all
we're worried about doctor and missus scientists will be survivors
on Cheeba's show, ever actually survived Survivor find out in
(43:12):
part two of the Real World Monster.
Speaker 11 (43:16):
Lab life is never drab in the real world Monster
(43:49):
Lab life is never.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
In real world Monster.
Speaker 16 (44:04):
Shall you feeling and the momster. Shall you feel.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
That life is now for drap Real World Monster laugh?
Lie is sad for her draft Freal World Monster laugh.
Speaker 26 (44:43):
Baby's not about.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
He's in potent not.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
So if the baby's not that I'm so free again
in the babies, not that I'm a monster.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
It's so with the monster its side. I'm a monster.
Speaker 23 (45:23):
Snacks a lot of.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
Worlds.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
You guys, cut that right.
Speaker 41 (46:00):
Okay, missus doctor scientist a Kale.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
I've been doing the work and getting a crown.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Do you have a home you can go home to?
Speaker 7 (46:19):
A personal question. I'm really trying to set boundaries.
Speaker 33 (46:27):
Even though I'm helping you in Cubaba. Baby, I have
a home and it's totally not the basement you're okay?
Speaker 6 (46:38):
Do you have like a do you have a partner?
Speaker 23 (46:40):
Do you have okay?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
Okay, Well that's a pushing the boundary.
Speaker 23 (46:47):
What do you like to do?
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Missus doctor scientists?
Speaker 34 (46:53):
Please just let me be to my You're baby works.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
It's more like.
Speaker 23 (47:10):
You should be.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
The separation of church. Still when it comes to my
life and your state, I'm trying to be.
Speaker 27 (47:29):
Respectful god man, and yet you come in here like
you have some weird interpersonal plan.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
You're just the stealing I know nothing about you. You're
saw thesty.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
What you like to do this well?
Speaker 6 (47:57):
I like to work and the lab.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
It is allso your house.
Speaker 16 (48:05):
Her.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
If you treated me like a beloved pat mouse.
Speaker 47 (48:13):
Just let me do my thing, feed me, give me water.
Don't treat me like I'm some son of yours.
Speaker 16 (48:25):
Your daughter.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
So story you've been working for rospree s story.
Speaker 41 (48:37):
Time.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I just want to know you did the stock.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Is the first time she's ever talked to me.
Speaker 26 (48:46):
Who on one.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
We could have had this thing a normal clander, say
shut a.
Speaker 48 (48:56):
Year ago, two, three years ago. I've been here for seven,
all years postcrad. I never really thought about it. But
her social skills are bad.
Speaker 27 (49:11):
Star, How subtle would you say?
Speaker 23 (49:17):
You are?
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Please to be really easy, to go too far?
Speaker 16 (49:30):
I want to look into your.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Se o let ditop.
Speaker 7 (49:44):
Musicacious, Let me this.
Speaker 12 (49:47):
Is kail pose.
Speaker 33 (49:50):
I already have the baby parts to make a cloud
of your husband, decided to you.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
But the science has never worked before, why would it
work now?
Speaker 47 (50:00):
It's me?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
He made all those pitchy monsters. I don't want my
baby to be on.
Speaker 33 (50:05):
Miss doctor scientist. He has had no part in this
other than giving me some skin cells.
Speaker 7 (50:12):
I this is my science.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
Are you saying you're the lead principal investigator on this?
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Yeah? First author?
Speaker 26 (50:20):
Maybe last?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Does doctor scientists know this?
Speaker 41 (50:26):
Listen, doctor scientist has.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Been as this feels a lot lately. I don't think
he'd notice if you were promiscuous with me.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
But really I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
I didn't even ask if I wanted it, missus, doctor scientist.
Speaker 26 (50:45):
Right, So.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
We'll think about it and let me know I thought
about it and the answer is no. Well I'm right upstairs.
Speaker 33 (50:59):
If you change, it's any of your business.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
But I am asexual.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
Okay, we'll consider this conversation to have never had.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
I will try my darness. But you made a very
strong impression and came on very strong. But I will
pretend like it never happened.
Speaker 23 (51:20):
I should have forget.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
I should have asked more questions before being so forward.
Should have asked more questions getting married. I should have
asked more questions before getting into bed with somebody.
Speaker 38 (51:36):
I'm working, okay with your stairs, just upstairs, just upstairs.
Speaker 49 (51:46):
Ice, Yeah, I could tell you about cale. I know
stuff really is absolutely I do.
Speaker 7 (52:01):
I love tea.
Speaker 6 (52:06):
How come I've never come down here. It's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Well, this is doctor scientist. You already know that Kali
is asexual.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Now I learned the hardway.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
There's a few things about Cale, you know, if you
paid attention to ask us some questions.
Speaker 27 (52:31):
Cal, it's really smart, vegetable, they make him fat.
Speaker 16 (52:46):
Cal game of chest.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Had a tic tac toe.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
He's frankly the best to know about Kill.
Speaker 6 (53:04):
My first would be if he had which one would
he see? Another question?
Speaker 9 (53:14):
It seems like he doesn't have much upper body string,
so well would you say he does?
Speaker 6 (53:24):
He's not really a tank. Let's say Kill.
Speaker 16 (53:30):
He does a lot of squats, pull ups.
Speaker 19 (53:39):
Kill, kidnapped, kills.
Speaker 15 (53:46):
Too bad at night. There's actually someone just to his right.
You see, Kill has a p tomic life partner.
Speaker 26 (54:02):
They plan.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
He's a vampire.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
He's not so bad, but they can't actually.
Speaker 50 (54:16):
Do anything, you know, because the vampire is so very
cold and kills.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
He's sexual.
Speaker 12 (54:29):
He's not even interested in.
Speaker 27 (54:32):
Said, I got all this information from his nets.
Speaker 6 (54:42):
Because work he.
Speaker 20 (54:46):
Dished the hole.
Speaker 26 (54:47):
Not but let me re iterrate.
Speaker 16 (54:52):
Kill can really swad.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
It's like three hundred pounds.
Speaker 12 (55:04):
It depressive.
Speaker 6 (55:07):
Okay, well interesting, you know, I guess I guess he's
not the one to pursue.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Then I would say no, no, But quick.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
Question, who did that to you? My wife siva.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Okay, your monster reproduction is different than human.
Speaker 6 (55:26):
Reproduction, so you don't think that would work for me?
Speaker 7 (55:33):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (55:34):
Was there anybody of like kind of the male variety
down here who does like sex?
Speaker 6 (55:43):
There's I'm shy, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (55:51):
Let me tell you is weird looking.
Speaker 6 (56:00):
But he does like sex. And here's the cool thing.
He's a motion of the complex. If you're looking for
someone to understands.
Speaker 26 (56:23):
You want to take your hand.
Speaker 6 (56:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 25 (56:32):
All this is making me think maybe I should try
to work things out in my own marriage and.
Speaker 6 (56:41):
Just settle or something.
Speaker 7 (56:45):
But wait, just what more thing you should know about?
Speaker 23 (56:48):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (56:49):
She says something really interesting, bringing.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
Up yours like he's backing down there are I just
gotta make the case for you.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
I wear tunic so that I don't scare people.
Speaker 26 (57:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (57:12):
You never told me you have such a wide variety
of monsters down here.
Speaker 23 (57:18):
I'm a Godlin and.
Speaker 6 (57:22):
Lab assistant type people. He's got a full on in
the contact.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
Excuse myself, strobby, scrubby.
Speaker 16 (57:31):
And shy.
Speaker 6 (57:34):
You know where I.
Speaker 7 (57:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Let's go upstairs and top.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Do I like fat?
Speaker 6 (58:08):
You look awesome?
Speaker 51 (58:10):
Really?
Speaker 6 (58:10):
You mean it genuinely?
Speaker 28 (58:13):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Oh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (58:20):
This is not sexually for showdown?
Speaker 16 (58:24):
Yeah down?
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Did you do the dishes yet? A baby? It's not
a man. You should fix that.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
Mhm h.
Speaker 41 (59:05):
She w.
Speaker 26 (59:11):
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (59:12):
Do this anymore.
Speaker 26 (59:16):
My feelings when I show them.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
To you see him like a barn or she.
Speaker 7 (59:27):
I want to talk to you.
Speaker 51 (59:32):
Treat me like this?
Speaker 3 (59:34):
It makes me feel blue. Can we talk about a feeling?
Talk out?
Speaker 6 (59:45):
When we talk about a feelings.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Shout, I love you, vera.
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I think this is just the way I am.
Speaker 52 (01:00:19):
Would you be happy with another monster or another man?
I just don't like talking about that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
It makes me feel so y.
Speaker 29 (01:00:40):
But she.
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
My wife. Yeah, you're the one that choice.
Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
Whom to live my life.
Speaker 15 (01:00:53):
And now we have it a baby and it's the
hot a bamda even though I have so much it
can they do?
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
But that's not how marriages made.
Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
Think. I know what think, I know where stock doctor,
scientists didn't give you one?
Speaker 35 (01:01:24):
I didn't it so long, my harlow body show.
Speaker 12 (01:01:37):
I've got no borgan side.
Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
I'm just outside. No stuff in there, no nothing, but
what's that old car? Care? Because I can't.
Speaker 26 (01:01:59):
Got you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Just watch these face and society be they feel so
much and that case.
Speaker 26 (01:02:13):
Kill Why.
Speaker 23 (01:02:24):
I care about you?
Speaker 16 (01:02:25):
It's my fresh and.
Speaker 33 (01:02:26):
I decided to not let the bundaries keep me from
doing what's best for you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
I love It's a monster, it's a real monster. Did
I do bad?
Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
This is why I shouldn't do it for listen, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Forgive me.
Speaker 26 (01:03:11):
I love you name.
Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Fast forward three months.
Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
I need that.
Speaker 53 (01:03:35):
My mother, thank you might be released. Dear so I
got you a push present. You know how I killed
your wife?
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
I recalled, yes, being the.
Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
Excellent scientisted at you. Hi only put all the bones
back together?
Speaker 54 (01:04:03):
Alum, really, hey, she's that terrible.
Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
I didn't have to kill her in order to put
the party later.
Speaker 23 (01:04:26):
It was too late.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, that was straight up traumatic.
Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
I apologize you used his x un bonus skeletons.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I forgive kle and I can say that really genuinely.
I forgive kill, but will you forgive me?
Speaker 51 (01:05:00):
I did so bleak and so you know when you
get home, it's spotlessly clean.
Speaker 17 (01:05:13):
I got filed my fast, my god, my man, it's
like Holly a bike off the railroad track.
Speaker 16 (01:05:30):
My god, my my back.
Speaker 12 (01:05:34):
I got my wife's back, and now my heart feels
no bad.
Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
I gotta say, I think that is very.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Gracious reaction.
Speaker 15 (01:05:57):
Also, right now I'm happy a mighty powerful contraction.
Speaker 12 (01:06:05):
Don't really a lot of pressure?
Speaker 26 (01:06:10):
Tell them.
Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
I might be a little disappointed if far baby has
no hand.
Speaker 26 (01:06:23):
Very con.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Very gularly helping.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Huge whoa holy ship?
Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
Who joy?
Speaker 33 (01:06:51):
Why isn't the last.
Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Thing that's happened since doctor Scientists left? You know?
Speaker 23 (01:06:58):
I know, was it due from.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Your not a monster gestation time?
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
But monsters are ambitious and I was tired of the dark.
Is this the real world.
Speaker 15 (01:07:20):
Or just.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Well, there was definitely a Frankenstein that definitely happened.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
A Frankenstein or a Frankenstein's monse.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I made the mistake that they made at the start
of the musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Oh no, what do we do the Internet? This is
going on the Internet where people love to correct people.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, and now Spotify has comments as well,
So this isn't good.
Speaker 28 (01:08:11):
What do we do?
Speaker 23 (01:08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
So you were right about that. Maybe less councils involved,
but a very fun direction. It was a fantastic musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
It sounded hot to me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Hell yeah, And we are currently backstage at a Tune
Titans show, excited to see you guys perform another musical.
Where can folks head to for tickets if they want
to catch the next Town Titans musical.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, if you're passed through Colorado Springs or you live locally,
you can visit Peak improv dot com for all of
those tickets toon Titan specifically is the third Friday of
every month, so you can catch us at the Peak
Improv Theater and tickets at Peak imprev dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Perfect and those improv auditions for those based in the
comedy community here in the Springs.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yes, those auditions are coming up pretty soon after you're
hearing this, So July thirty first, which is a Thursday night,
at seven thirty pm, you can sign up on our
website again peekimprov dot com register for the audition. It's
just going to be playing some improv games, so you
need to kind of prepare anything. But we're looking to
cast folks on some existing improv teams as well as
some brand new improv teams that are going to open
(01:09:15):
for some of our favorite teams, awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Thank you so much, Ethan for your time. Thank you
for sharing your admin and information so that I don't
have to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You're so welcome. It's my whole job that I don't
get paid enough.
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Foot well, I will bring that bribe then and maybe
we can thank you
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