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December 7, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
They ended. Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Come on, did I hear what that whistle?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Why? That's the Riso white whistle?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, and US means us that's right.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Rinso gets closed, Rinsol Heights and Rinso presents the Amos
and Andy Show with their guest tonight, Victor Moore. If

(00:43):
you were to visit the Dewent household up in Kansas City, Missouri,
just at the end of a working day, you would
probably walk.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
In on a scene like this.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Charles love song.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You see, Dewent wrote us, Vinso whistle is our way
of telling the children, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Homesome work And of course that isn't all A Rinso
whistle means. To the Dewent family with two active youngsters,
Charles and Elise, Missus Dewent finds Rinso a mighty important item.
On wash day, Rinso saves plenty of time and work.
And in the dishpan Rinso Soaphie rich Sudd's chase grease
and clinging food particles in a flash. Try rinsol yourself,

(01:27):
won't you? Tomorrow? And now are stars Amos and Andy
and their guest Victim Moore. True love has finally come
to Andy Brown. It has come in the shape of

(01:48):
Yvonne Jefferson and truly a lovely shape. Tonight, Andy is
on his way to the Harlem branch of the Honesty
Insurance Company where yvon is employed, to surprise her when
she gets through work. Amos is driving and the open
in the taxi cab.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, Amos see Ivanna's show. Gonna be surprised when I
called for her. She don't expect me.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, the eight o'clock. You sure she gonna be
there this time of night?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And oh yeah, she's a hard working gal. She get
overtime by working lately.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, I see, you really creative about this gal.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
He's in Oh, I'll say, I is, where can you
find a gal this as sweet as she is? Charming
cultures and make overtime. Tell you the proof I was
gonna ask her to marry me.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You mean you're really gonna take the plunge?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Andy, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, Well here's the building here and then Honestly Insurance coming.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, come on, Amos, come on.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I don't see no lights in none of the officers. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well she working in the room in the back.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh you're going to the back door.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Huh No, No, there ain't no back door. I'm going
up the alley and stick my head in the window
in surprise her. Oh only you better come along and
boosts me up because there's a high window.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, son, Hey, that's a high class looking box of
candy you got there on your arm. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, I had this good looking box and I done
filled it up with dime store candy, and then I
put a ribbon around it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah. Well, then if she gonna know it's dime store
candy even though you got it in that fancy.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Box, then oh no, the only way she could tell
is by eating it. But I've done rid two and
a half dollars on the bottom of the box, so
you see, her eyes will pop out at the price
before a tongue can pop out of the candy. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute, there's the window there. Now,
boost me up on this ash can so I can see,

(03:43):
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Get a hold in there. Hold on me.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I wonder how Romeo or ever got up on that balcony.
Uh wait a minute, now, yeah, that's okay, it's all right.
Now I can see her. She's there by herself, and
she's gonna uh oh, this ain't good. I don't believe it.

(04:09):
I see it with my own eyes, and I still
don't believe it, Amos, Get me down. Come on, what'sn't that?
And nothing at all? Come on, come on, well.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Where is it going? Ain't you gonna surprise Andy?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
She done beat me too it, amos, she doesn't surprise me?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, hello there, and you see the morning's newspaper?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yuch, hello, kingfish, I ain't no mood for paper. Sit
here in the headlines, Uh say, honesty insurance? Come they
robbed the seven hundred and ninety six dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Ain't that the please? Your girlfriend worked at the Yvonne Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, she worked there, Kingfish. You think the police is
gonna catch the one that's done it?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh yeah, Oh it's a sure thing. And the police
do ever think signs horrific to these dear? Oh yeah,
I see the moving picture once where the only clue
was a piece of hair. They analyzed the hair and
they found some special kind of tonic on it. Then
the analyzed the tony can find her what drugs? So
it bought that? Then the analyzed the druggist. Oh I
tell you, from one piece of hair, you ain't never

(05:18):
seen so much restling in all your later had. The
whole thing ought to be a good lesson of criminals.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
What's the lesson?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Always wear a hat when you go on a job,
you know the.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, listen, Kingfish, here comes a US. I wonder if
I could be alone with him. I want to speak
to them about something confidentially.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh, sure, thing and well, hardy, I can't see it. Hi,
you end them? Well, amos just leaving him? Well, good
luck to You'll see you boys later.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
So long.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Emmas. Did you see the paper, h you mean.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
About the Honesty Insurance Company robbery? Yeah? I did, And.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Emmos, I'm going crazy here. I gotta talk to you. Listen.
When I looked in that window last night, I see
Yvonne takes the money out of the safe and put
it in her pocketbook. Amas, What must I do?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well? Andy, you have Jeff gott to tell the police.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Son, Yeah, but how can I do that? I was
in love with Yvonne.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Andy. If she took that money, then you was in
law in love with the wrong girl.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh no, now that she's got seven hundred and ninety
six dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
On well now look now, now, let's fierce the thing here.
You don't see something and you want to know what
you must do about it. Now, I don't told you
what you must do, and I feel this way about it. Andy,
it is your duty to report to the police what
you don't see it, no matter who you see to
do it. That should do this, son.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I was afraid you was gonna say that. I
guess you're right, though, amos. I gotta tell him, o me,
poor little Yvonne. Yeah, yesterday we was too little love bird.
Now she's going to be a jail bird and I'm
gonna be a stool pigeon.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, brother, and uh see that jo Gall has been arrested, Yes, yeah,
according to the newspaper here, what would they say to
say something about that he'd been indicted? I believe, And
uh they didn't let out on bill, ain't you?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It seems that some cousin of hers put up the
bill for according to the newspaper article.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, listen, kingfish, Uh you knows about the law.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Tell me this.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
If a party of the first part, tell the police
which is the party of the second part, But he
seed the party of the third part? Do do I
have to appear in court against her as the party
of the fourth part.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's some party got the un I'm us thinking, Uh,
you know that comes under the miracles. Heaper's witness, law yer,
that's what with all that versus white stuff? I remember
that law? Yeah, now wait a mine, let me think, Uh,
I know of the kills just like that. Uh, the
kids of the state of Ohio versus my brother in law. Now,

(08:13):
let me see how did that go? They wanted him
to appear as a witness, and he didn't want to.
He flatly refused because he knowed that they couldn't do
nothing about it.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, well what happened?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know. I'm gonna ask him soon as he
get out of jail. I do that a little looking
here andda tell's what you better? Wait a minute? Who
is coming in here?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Uh about?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Mind? And nan make him on? Uh mister Andrew Brown around?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, well, well what you want to see about mister? Yeah,
I gonna beat her and I'll see you later, okay, kase.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Ah huh he called you Andy and you are mister Brown.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I know it well? So what I know it before
you this?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Well, would it be all right if I sat down.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Shoe Joe, go ahead, sit down in connection with what
can I do something for you? Bob?

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Well, it's just a little matter of.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I don't know quite how to put it, but I
just have to offer you this summon.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well thanks, just the same, But I have got of
excuse me for protruding. But did you say?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is it too late to say that I ain't Andrew Brown?

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Well here's the summon.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well I go scepter? Please, no.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Pretty please, no, sir, I ain't sept no summons.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well, I tried to ask you nicely, but it looks
like I have to get tough.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
But it ain't gonna do you no good. Go ahead,
get tough, all right.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I listen, Bud, either you take this summons or out
shovel down your throat if you're doing to.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Day, I'm telling you once more you was wasting your time.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
But I'm supposed to serve you with the summons, and
if I don't, it puts me in an awful bed light.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, well the light is better outside anyway. Goodbye. I
wish you'd taken you know. I always thunk that they
sent out great, big, strong, husky tough guys to serve summonsons,
but instead of that, they send you.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Don't you know there's a warm on.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Listen, mister More, I'm gonna put my cards on the table.
The reason I ain't gonna accept this summonsons from you
is because if I do, that means that I gotta
go to court and testify against the woman I love.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Yes, so if you don't accept it, it means that I.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Must likely get fired.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I'll be a failure my wife for me means you
leave me all alone and never come back to me.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, gee, mister Moore, I didn't know, gosh, I wouldn't
want your wife to leave you.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
But you know it might not have been idea that.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh no, no, no, sir, I wouldn't want your wife
to leave you. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Give me the.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Summonss No, I don't think I could do that, because
then you'd have to go to court and your girl
would go to jail.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
I'll just tear it up.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Don't do that. Don't do that. I ain't gonna. I
ain't gonna have your wife leave you. Give me that summer.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
No, I won't give it to you. I won't tend
the girl the penitentiary.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I starved First.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Is you gonna give me that paper? Is I gonna
have to take it away from you?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
You're not man enough to take it away from me?
If I don't want to serve a summons and Mill
couldn't have pulled it away from you?

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Is that so?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I couldn't good? I give me that?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Come on, give me that, give me it.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
I will not.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I won't give a cha give me that.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
No, you let me keep it? If Oh, you shouldn't
have taken it.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Listen, mister, let me tell you something. You was too
soft doted. Take my advice and get out of this
Summers's business. You don't belong in it.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I've been serving him for forty years and I never
saw this method fair yet, So long chucker.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh hello, Gabby, Oh Coy and Naddy?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Hi, Hi, shit, I say listen, you've been reading about
my gal that done got a residential.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Oh yes, indeed didn't read allbot it didn't reading all
about it?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Well you as a lawyer, do you think they're going
to stand her the jail?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
I don't say he is andy, but if files her
I foused her, I wouldn't buy no spring outfit.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah. Well, uh you see eyes in a funny spot, Gabby,
and i'd should like to know what to do about
this trial. You see, on one hand, I gotta go
to court and testify against Yvonne, And on the other hand,
I don't want to see her get convicted. What must
I do, Gabby?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Well, as I see it, and as I see it's
a clear cut case of homicide.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Homicide.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah, you got to go home and figure out who
side you're on that homicide if.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Headed h Look, Gabby, I was wondering if you got
any kind of ideas on what kind of defense she
can put up in court for taking the money out
of See.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Wait a second, wit a second, I got I know
just defense short to put up?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Just what you must tell her Jewish?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, what must she tell him?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Tell him she thought it was considered money and she
was taking it home of the superhos.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, Gabby's legal advice is much help to Andy and
his dilemma. We'll learn what he does about it in
just a moment. When you two active youngsters and a
husband who's a garage mechanic, you have a full time
job just keeping the family fed and in clean clothes.
But missus dewent Kansas City, Missouri, does that and more.
She holds a regular job in the war industry. Besides,

(14:50):
you can see that efficiency methods are a must with
Missus Dewent. No wonder, she wrote us.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
I've used grimsel from my family's wash and kitchen youth
for over twelve.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Years, and you can bet your best bonnet that Rinso's
been a big helping hand to Missus Dewent. Why with
Rinso soapy rich Studd's on the job takes as little
as a ten minute soaking to get close dazzling clean.
Then a few quick finger rubs on extra grimy places
and they're ready to rinse. Yes, Missus Dewent's got plenty
of reason to be proud of the wash. She hangs

(15:21):
out every piece. Yes, Rinso white and washable colors fresh
and bright safely after dozens of washing. You see rinsos
soapy rich studs get out more dirt from white and colors.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Better get rinso next wash days and.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Now back to amoson andy.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Today is the first day of the trial of Yvonne Jefferson.
The King's Visi and Henry Van Porter are in the
hall outside the courtroom, waiting for cart to be convened.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, King Fish, are you all set for the big trials?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yes? And uh at all? A start on a second,
That courtroom shows crowded in there, Yes it is.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I hope we get seats.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, well, I as all said. You see, I got
my wife inside holding two seats down in front. She
kind of spread herself out, you know, reserving both places.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yes, well your wife can do that.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Ain't of the truth? Uh we a merge? Your wife
ain't no demo tassel herself, you know. Well, now let's
it here, King fish, fist, fellas, you ain't see Andy,
had you? Uh No, I ain't seen him for five days?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Uh? What you're so excited about?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, what's it done? Well, nobody has seen him for
five days. The trial has started already, and he ain't
here yet. We fellow, all those of you are going
into the courtroom.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Medagan in there.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Whiles, but not for five minutes. Poor, Well that must
mean that Andy is gonna rise. Come on, fellows, come on,
and I say.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
To you members of the jury, this is a clear
cut case of friend like me, and there's no testimony
the defense can present which will recute this. I would
like to call the first witness to the sand. George Stevens,
Kingfish of the Mystic Knights of the Sea's coming right up, got.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
You just in time, coming right to mister Sabans. Just
want to tell the truth, the whole truth. Nothing much
truth to help you. I do assure you got mine.
Take me right here with me, yas I do get down. Stevens,
thank you for thinking.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Now, then what can you tell the court in regard
to the character the dependance uh.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
You me and the girl that stole the money from
chance today? Thank you, Johanna, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Witness will confine himself to answering the questions put to him.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, uh, put that question again.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Please must persecute a prosecutor. The question, Stevens, has to
do with the character von Kevinson.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
What do you know about it? Well, mother, if I
can't say something good about a person, I never said nothing,
so when her k is shuts up, you see. On
the other hand, I was nuda for a while, and
Frankler I wouldn't trust it. With a hot stove on
a dark knight, I'll check it, okay, a cool stove

(18:12):
on a dark knight, I'll checking to stay.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
You may step down the sus Stevens.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Gauds would've done the buss a quid. Now give me
another crack at it.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
I might do better here, got down? Yeah for getting down?
Get him down, Get me down. We'll fl androids. Brown,
please take the sand. The court will be clear if
order is not maintained.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Where the witness is you swear to talisru the whole shoots.
Not much truth to help you.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
So help me Brown?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
How long have you known the dependant?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Who me? Or we as old friends? We practical growed
up together lately?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
How long have you an honor?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Four weeks? We grow up fast?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Did did you see the dependent at approximately eight o'clock
on the evening of December twenty parts n forty four,
that they honest see insurance company?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Well? Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh me the name of us will?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I'll tell you after now?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Can I have a glass of water?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Clerk for the witness? A glass of water?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Here you are, I thank you, ah boy, it was
I first day.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
Brown.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Tell the court in.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Your own words, just what transpired on the evening of
December twenty first, that they honest the insurance company.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, well, I had a box of candy for so
I went around in the back of the insurance company
the surpriser through the window. I climbed up on the
ash can and I looked in.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
And when you got up on the ice can, Brown,
could you see the dependant through the window?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yes, tell the court exactly what you saw.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, when I looked through the window, I see the U.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Can.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have another glass of water.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
In this sport order. There's your water, mister Brown, Thank you,
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
The court would appreciate it if the witness would take
a long break so we won't be bothering them in
near future. Yes, yes, all right, now Brown, tell us
what you saw?

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Where was that on poverty ice can? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Well, I saw the for a moment.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Can the defense ask the witness one question? This is
highly irregular. What if the prosecution has no objection, the
court has none, no objection, you may answer the question Brown.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Judge, if I objects here, would you sustaining it?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay? Oh time.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Defense attorney may asked a question, mister Brown, when you
look through that window from the top of the ash can,
is it not true that you saw your wife in
that room?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes, that's true, it's true.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Do you mean to tell the court that you did
not see the Defendity von Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yes, I seed her too. I see them both at
the same time, because they're both the same people. Me
and her got married this morning.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
What do you.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
If the court please, the defense moves to strike out
the testimony of this witness Andrew Brown, on the grounds that.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
A man is disqualified by law.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
From testifying for or against his wife. Yes, that is
the law. The witness will step down from the court,
reporter will strike out his testimony, and the jury is
instructed to disregard what he said.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Your excuse, mister Brown, do that me and I ain't
got to tell nobody but me seeing her steal the money?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Say surety as you seed? And and why can't you
find him?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, ain't nobody seed him since he left the courtroom yesterday,
not even his wife. And being the Choo barbershop is
right next to Hill's office, I think you might have
seen him go in there. Well, And he was in here,
had a little while ago, and he said goodbye to me.
Oh he did? Huh? They shorty? Did he tell you
where he was going? He he he seen he was
catching a train of fanfan he he was gonna take

(22:13):
a pullman to New hamp He had birds going to Louisa. Uh,
he was catching the sleeper and she car us no reservations.
Well not now, shorty, push yourself together now listen. Was
he really going away yet?

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Liva?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I remember now? He told me he was catching a boat,
catching a boat.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
That must immunity down at one of the docks. Yeah,
I said, that's where they leaves for most of the time. Yeah,
look at us. How else going to get in us
and go down there? Right now? I wonder how far
he's figuring on going. Did he have much stuff with him?
Shortage Larva? He he was carrying, carring everything you own.
He he had one of them big suit. They tweet
them big calling back at he had he had like

(22:56):
a big he had two big board, just the shoot box.
H Emerson. I done looked all around. This is the
only dock where the boat is leaving the day now

(23:19):
and the musky around here someplace. Yeah, this boat here
goes through the Panama Canal. Somebody told me, I just
wish I knowed why Andy was going away along there?
Something awful wrong about this whole thing. King said, Yeah,
he done, got married to that girl to save her.
And he ain't see us ingested in the courtroom. You know,

(23:42):
if he is running away from something. It looked like
a wait a minute, look at him. Ust look where
Oh yeah, yeah, dad's Andy over there? Now is the
ticket when they come on king? See yeah, that's him.
Come on, come on, let's get over there. Come on
Ander and Hammer.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okag what is you doing down here?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh? Nothing and nothing. Uh, we just trying to walk around.
We ain't trying to mess in your business. Nothing. We
just wanted to say goodbye.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Well, goodbye, eyes off to the south, see you, And
they was, I want to tell you something. You has
been a good friend.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'm gonna send you a coconut.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Uh uh.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Brother, and I just come down there say goodbye to
you too, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, well goodbye to you.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Colu. Just why we're staying here to tell us nothing
about the wedding?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You know when one of my friends usually gets married by,
I'd like to hear it all about it had worked
out and everything, you know, tell us by, tell us
about it. Then you've got time before your boat goes. Well.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It was just a simple ceremony.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
No the best gone simple ceremonies with simple people. Yeah,
that's good, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Well we went to this Justice of the peace and
he stood in front of us, and Yvonne was on
one side of me, and just as his wife was
on the other side, and behind me was Yvonne's cousin
with the gun, and there was some organ music.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
A man, wait, what did you say about a fellow
with a gun?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
And there did I say that? Oh me, I ain't
had no business saying that.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Come on, now ended talk now, come on talk? Yeah,
and you was forced into that marriage, ain't that right? Now?
Tell the truth? And it wasn't you forced into that?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Amos? Please? Their cousins say, if I said anything, they'd
find me floating down the river, and you know I
can't float a stroke.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well, we ain't gonna let them get away with nothing
like that now is with king Fish? No, So we
a come on and we are going to get this
marriage null and voided and canceled. On top of that.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Half horn and view are the fact that sed Andrew
Brown was passing into this marriage under the thread of
bodily harm.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I do hereby the class that matteredge or no.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Who gets the custody of the seven hundred and ninety
six dollars.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
And now that you can legally testify against Brown, will
you please tell us what you saw from.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
The top of the yce man.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yes, sir, I uh, but first, can I have a
glass of water?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Dependent yvon Jefferson, having been found guilty, is hereby remanded
to the custody of the sheriff and ordered health for sentence.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Quart adjourned, well, well and put it there, son, put
it there.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I guess that is over now.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, thank goodness, that's over as you showed it. Uncaught
that cousin fellow that was the best man of my wedding.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh yeah, Oh he is in jail all right, and
there only he wasn't no cousin of Yvonne. He was
her real sweetheart he was. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Well, Amos, that Spurns has done taught me one thing.
No more women.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh I'm glad to hear you say.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh boy, eyes off of women for life. There's poison.
So help me if I ever look at another woman again,
if I ever look.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
At what is you staring at?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
End, Dad goes the sweetest looking gal. I don't ever
see so long, Amos.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I'll see you la oh, Amos and Andy will be

(27:47):
back in just a moment. Ladies, get a box of rents.
So tomorrow, first thing, try it on the dishes. You'll
whizz through the job in next to no time. And
rent those safe studs are kind to your hands. Don't
get them red rough. And next wash day, fire and
so in your tub or washer. You'll soon be whistling
while you wash.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Winto waite, Happy little wash tay song, winsoit.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Pretty thing it all day, your clothes at the wife
and the Colorston's right, you.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Sing as you work along, winso white, happy little wash tayball.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
And now Amos and Andy have a few words of
vital importance for all of us.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Friends. Careless talk can lengthen this war.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Our government has definite proof that Germany is desperate for
any scrap of information that may be able to postpone
an Allied victory.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
So remember, if you hear it from someone, don't repeat it.
If you see it yourself, don't repeat it. But if
you've read it in the newspaper's magazines or heard it
on the radio, then you are free to talk to
night Books.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Be sure to be with us again next Friday. Evening
at the same time when the makers of Rinso will
again present the amoson Andy show our thanks to Victor
Moore who will soon be seen in the Metro Bold
who may have picture Ziegfeld follows. This program is broadcast
to our armed forces everywhere. This is hollow will talk
saying good night to all of you, from all of us,
and reminding you that the used fats you ladies turn

(29:37):
in to help help to supply the vital medicine so
badly needed by our fighting men. Don't stop saving us fats.
Turn in every pound do your butcher regularly. He'll give
you four cents and two red points for every pound
you turn in. You know, ladies, now that so many
meets are back on the ration list, those extra red
points are going to come in mighty handy. So don't
forget turn in every pound of used fat. Why is

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