October 24, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Holli, the Bakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson Felt Polishing,
Blowcoast Present Peber McKee and Bali written by Don Quinn
with music by Billy Mills Orchestra and featuring Tonight a
very special musical score written by Ken Darby, Arranger and
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director of.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The King's Men.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It opens with who if there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Were any instrument like a thermometer for measuring increased activity
and the household and buckle around the house, it would
certainly kick over the traces in this week before Christmas
that was shopping and cooking and trimming and being an
air raid warden. Besides, there's certainly lots to be done.
But in spite of how busy you are, you still
want your home to look at best for the holidays.
(01:09):
Have you ever got to think how useful wax is
at such a time?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Truth, there's if your floor, furniture and woodwork have.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Been regularly protected with genuine Johnson's wax, that special holiday
cleaning can be done in short order. A quick dusting
and polishing, a touch up with wax where needed, and
your rooms are blowing with metal beauty, ready for the
visits of your family and friends.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
For over fifty years.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Johnson's wax has helped brighten homes at the Christmas season.
(02:01):
Why the fuck it is nice before Christmas? And all
through the House of seventy.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Nine went for Vista.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Not a creature was study except Biter McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Gee.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't like the same reputations, But how don't you.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Better get your Christmas shopping done?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Christmas shopping, Christmas shopping, Christmas shoping. Every year the same
thing makes me sick.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Yeah, I know, deary, we go through this every year.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
What do you mean you hollands.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Down in the day before Christmas? Is spirit gets you
like a baseball there and you do everything but grow
beards and climb down chimney ways.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Christmas is getting too commercial.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
It's getting some more.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Sure, we already have rubber stands made for this whole conversation.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What do you mean again?
Speaker 9 (02:48):
Well, every year you say.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Christmas is getting too commercial, and every year I have.
Speaker 10 (02:51):
To scold you for spending too much.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
To me, I just spend one.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have to get by that ball.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
I go along with a mob.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It ain't any beautiful us.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Hide parts with me, baby, all go on, get to
my eyes.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
If I spend any go.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It just becomes the easiest way out.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I'm listening to you.
Speaker 10 (03:12):
You're a fraud, You're a bony okay, you're.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
So scared somebody who pay life you're sent them out of.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
You act like a dead and kid.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Whole thing a lot of tapaoka. I wouldn't give a
half hearted and half attack if I never saw what
you got there.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
This is the mail that came this morning. It's mostly
just Christmas cards. I sure you wouldn't be in dressed.
They're just the same old Christmas malarkey?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Malarkey?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Don't you realize people have gone to a lot of
time and trouble. Was there any other males?
Speaker 10 (03:47):
Just a couple of deals?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Incidentally, what's this item on the Bontown deal for one
Mama doll?
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Eight dollars and a half Mama dolls? Now listen, don't try.
It looks so innocent.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Not that I mind. You're playing with jobs if they
made out of plaster.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
But you certainly didn't buy this one.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
For me, did you?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
No?
Speaker 8 (04:05):
I bought that for the little girl across the street.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
Oh I think that's very sweet.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It was not sweet. I'm giving it to the little
test as a bribe to stay out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Of my life.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
It's strange how much she annoyed you, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I never saw such a little nuisance, always button in
where she ain't wanted.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I know you hate her so much that last year
you gave her two dollars Valentine.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You gave her a.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
White rabbit freeze drink who willis, took her to the
circus twice, spent three days fixing her tricycle, and.
Speaker 10 (04:31):
You did card tricks through her bedroom window when she
had the mom.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well, that don't mean I like her, does it, doesn't it? No,
that was an old Valentine that had been kicking around
here for years. I gave her that rabbit because I
thought it would annoy her old man. I fixed her
tricycle so she could go someplace else besides around here.
And I took her to the circus because they always
give kids better seats than they do grown ups. And
I was taking advantage of her helpless condition to practice
(04:56):
my car tricks.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
She never caught on.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I know I was doing it all for her.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Come off it, dear, You're not fooling anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I ain't trying to fool anybody. All I'm saying is
that Christmas has lost its meaning. It's got some people know.
Come in, hello, mom, high as Kim. Well, if it
ain't goody Mill, the poor man Sascanini, Hell on this meal,
come on in with him, my boy. Hang your hat
on a hickory limb, and don't go near the piano.
(05:29):
What's confusic with the music? Kids just doped in to
wish you were merry Christmas. I'm merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Black.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's merry about it? Walk your wedge. He's off in
the slush to find a lot of junk for a
few mugs that won't appreciate it. Hanging a ton of
gee gaws on a pine tree that looks better in
the woods. Scratch your hands all up on a handful
of holly to hang in the window so you can
stick yourself in the eye with it when you look
out to watch the mail man's breaking it back. I've
got a sack full of silly Christmas cards. Merry Christmas, blind.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
And a happy New Year.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, thank you, mister Mills.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
The same to you, And don't say any attention to
the gee. You know he goes through this act every
year he's got those. Don't wrap up that packet?
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Christmas is just a racket, Blue.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't worry, mom, I can read him like a book.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What book?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
He's a mystery, a prey novel character, fine type two,
one of the lower keises.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Somebody ought to borrow him and not.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Bring him back.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Maybe we could arrange with the book of the month
club job for him.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
As a special PREMI.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Layoff.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well, yes, even if the rig was as prime as
you think. This is a needless day.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Ever played the bagpipe? Chalfred? And don't call me Alfred? Okay,
y'all have to played.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
The bag life.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't think he ever did.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Mister Mills, do you think he could?
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Sure got a head start? Take bag of winds? All
he needs is a clue. Well, gotta be gone all
ry Christmas again?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I oh the same to you, Oscar LOSAs?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Who's this?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What's all the rush?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I gotta drop in and see my mother in law.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She's a w.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Ol Oh you mean absent without leave?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
No, I wander out of locke right, didn't he a.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Wonderful band leader? McGhee, uh, band leader Mike Clavigor. I
think all of 'em are just a bunch of fakers myself.
You ever see a musician looking at the leader. No,
they don't know whether he's beaten out a march, a polka,
a waltz, or just swatting fly. Well them what keeps
them together that check at the end of the week,
(07:43):
confidentially one of them guys for oh ah, probably somebody
else coming into wish you to merry Christmas, when all
they really want to see is if you ever got
those new curtains for the dining room.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I didn't.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
In the same thing, come in, hikay.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh now this is all I needed, says, Why don't
you take your little sledge and go out on the
pond in the park.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh there isn't any eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yes, I know, I see.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Don't be like that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
If you were young once yourself, you know, Oh I
wasn't that young this long.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Be very tactful with him today, little girl. You know
his Christmas spirit is later than usual this year.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh dog gone is The whole thing is a very
police arrangement. Why the idea having Christmas come right in
the middle of the holidays, the news? Why don't everybody
is their busiest?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I got business to see you about?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Do you like to hear chilling sing Christmas?
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Cow?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Sis?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
There's nothing I love more than to have a little
group of childish voices stand outside my window and black
their melodious little brain, particularly if I ain't home that night.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well, gay mischief, I got my whole gang outside and
they're apple anxious to see you a Christmas town and I.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
So well, I don't like to hear Christmas Carol's butchered
by a bunch of kids. I'll can anybody sing good
standing hip deep in a snow drift with a muffler
over their face, wondering how many fingers and colds they'll
have left when they get home, if.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They ever do.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh, maybe you're still mad on the kind of last year?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Hm?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I your minsters and are you no?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I'm not. That has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What's this?
Speaker 10 (09:20):
What happened last year that I don't know about?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She us kids were going around saying Christmas Carol.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
And then never mind says that that thing she mister
McGee came.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I'll never mind.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I'll never mind. Give the kid a cookie, Molly, imagine
she's kind of hungry, he says.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, gee, thanks mischief anyway, mister McGee came up.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
All we told you nobody was in that. Let's just
drop the whole checking what kind of a cookie? You want?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Any kind? Thanks? And I go ask him out.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, i'll see a question.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
And I listen what happened with the Christmas carols here?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And mister McGee came on all behind you put that off,
and he's on that thing while it's any one. We
heard him sing. We didn't want him to me, so that's.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
All it tells gee.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We couldn't get rid of him. And he kept trashing
and people's dropping jars and all.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
It was awful.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And when the plans tried the celebra in center, but
it did just standy and and he said, gkid, you're killed.
How do you like to be a princess? And she said,
oh boy? And I testimonials for cold creams and they
got married and lived happy ever after. You want to
hear an alone met.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
You all once?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh lord, that's no sense.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Thanks anyway, you told me at least fourteen.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Are you sure you don't want to hear anymore?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm positive?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Sis? Okay, then jump my lap?
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Well everly, daisy gee, what are you.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Trying to do crush the child.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Nah, she wanted to pretend I was her little boy
and tell me some stories. Now I know why they
call them Grim's very dance. That's the Grimmer's half hour I.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Ever spent my life, go gee, I thought was fun?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Oh you did well? Personally, I'd rather lie down with
a good book under my head and go to sleep.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Can't you do think of any more games to play?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm rich, I am Harvey, fine of what's well? I
could bring my own playmates and I we could sing
you some Christmas carol. The must be pretty tall, I say.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I don't want to hear any Christmas carrots. Christmas carols
are beautiful music. Hear your little mob a half pint
theftcats slaughter would ruin my day. Very thought of those
kindergarten can trawl. Those drives me to drink. Get me
some root beery, will your molly?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Me say miss yous? Play starting?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Shall I?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
How do you play that?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
First you give me a well, maybe about three dollars
and change.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Huh, give you three bucks?
Speaker 8 (13:33):
A take?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
First eat two dozen cookies? And then you want to
borrow three bucks. You're trying to put the bite on
the hand to feed you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh DearS, lots of fun, mister. First, we post a
lot of ceiling.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I don't want to buy a ceiling. We got one.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's a different mischief our star papers. I gotta called
ceiling prices so people won't have to pay too much
for stuff, and it keeps the cost of living down
a reasonable level, and the prices won't go pig wild.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's bob wild.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You know your own.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Habit's best nos.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Anyway, we gotta keep prices from getting our hands for
the merchandise that's getting scared. So after the wall, we
won't have inflation.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And you see, hey, yeah, aren't you getting a little
out of your death sis? What do you know about economics?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh my daddy told me. Yeah, we had a little
height to night talk ras Nigi and night. Oh yeah,
he says. I'm at the hry and know certain things
like not paying ten cents for a lollipop that's truth
only five, because then I'm betting against somebody that can
only pay five cents for lollipop size. Spend the next time, Negro,
it all to go to the war burn, which you'll
(14:39):
help pay for the war and give me the next
chicken afterwards. You mean a nest egg by that time, Harvey,
a chicken.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, I'll be that as a may or, may not
be or not says, we won't play store. I got
a better game, miss Gooooby.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Did you ever play.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Kanoob on Earth?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
It's knooky.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Oh, it's a wonderful game.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well, it's like this.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You I'm home, Hide in the closet. You put your
hands over your eyes and count up to seventy nine minutes.
By that time, we'll both be so old we'll have
forgotten what we started out to play, which is the
optat of the whole game. Now I'll get your hat
and coat and you'll all fot married Christmas.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Oh, hello, little girl. I haven't got time to stop
and talk.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Just wanted to leave this little Christmas gift for Molly.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Well, heavenly days, mister Wilcox. You shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh it isn't very much, and don't open it before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
But I think it's something you like.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I got one for you too, Junior, but it ain't
wrapped up yet.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Hell anytime, Remember Molly, don't open that bag. It's before Christmas,
because I want you to be surprised.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
I promised, mister Wiltox, Maya's rapped beautifully.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I wrapped it myself especially for you.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Shake it, Molly, see the rattles.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'll bet you that.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Of course it wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
I wanted to be a surprise.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You just put it away a little Christmas.
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Oh, I think I'm going to love us, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I know you'll love it because millions your brother housewives do.
Because it's so easy to apply and shine to suprise
you're beautiful, mirror like polished in twenty minutes or least,
and say his hours of housework, to say nothing of
eliminating old fashioned force grubbing. And boys, what it does
for the looks of your kitchen and knowhum is amazing.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
But I won't say anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I might give you a hint.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Verry Christmas, all of your.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I he says, ain't about time your mother ought to
be worrying about why you don't come home.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Look, I've been very patient with you today. Now why
don't you.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Do something for me?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Fine, now come back maybe tomorrow I'll have a surprise
for you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Hi, guys, says for you too, mister, I got some
little friends. I'll say, I sing your kid?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
How many times? I gotta tell you I don't like
kids singing Christmas carols. I don't want to hear anything.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'll get a derry.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Oh it's this little girl's mother.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Molly tell her.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yes, she'll be right home.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
I hope seventy nine whistful system otomy. Do you speaking
long distance? Yes, I'll hold the phone.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yes, sir. Oh is that you mertle?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
That's not fair, every little thing it is?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Uh, Oh, your brother, I hope it ain't funny.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
I'm sacking through the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Huh.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Well, listen, he's the lucky one.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
What do you get, Molly the cherry out of his
planter's prune?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Well, for goodness sake, you're the last person in the world.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
What.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Yes, he's fine. Oh, yes, indeed, we'd love to see you. Yes,
do and plan I'm having dinner with he will We'll
be delighted. Well, thanks for calling, and we'll be expecting
you next week. Let's good bye, mister Gildy.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Please your sleeve.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I wait, I remember him. He's the man who always laughed.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
With his stomach.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Speaking in the vernacular.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
We call that a bellow.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Yes, never mind. Mister Gildery says he's coming to visit
us next week, and he'll be here for dinner.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Boy. And it's wonderful and strange what some guys will
do to get the extra pad of butter these days.
But I'll be kind of glad to see the old
slimph of that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh, dear, come in, gee, it's mister dapping Times helping Hello,
little girl, and.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
A missus mc I'm mister McGill.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Hi, Eppie, won't you wiggle out of the minks and
drape the frame on orange crape first?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh thank you, mister McGue.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I just dropped back.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
If we should booth up ditty ditty many Christmas? Well,
thank you, Abby Gail, the same to you, and take
steps our look.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Off your face to do well. Dog gone away.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He doesn't like Christmas very much, Miss Happington.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Well, isn't my ball at Christmas? Ain't what it used
to be.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
It's too commercial by god.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
Ah gee, he doesn't mean a word of Abigail. He's
just an old softy. He was afraid somebody will find
out about it.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I never know such a thing.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You gave me ten dollars on time. There's some lot
ins in school who won't have any.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Okay, you don't have to hurry away, Gail.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was just want to make a part of ty.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Oh no, I can'tsume, my dear you. I still have
two days work as tenty class.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That's Fourteington Oak Street.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
Oh, I've been such fun, really, CLI's and experience.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I got Sumum and Beard really Bolt, Really, I've.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Been a tanti class for two weeks now and I've
been given twenty three cigars, seven.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Top hits on the races, and business.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Cards from two coffee legos.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's been a rich experience.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I feel younger every day, And as mister McGhee will
probably say after.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I leave, no one can stand it better than I.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You crystall, are you really gonna say that next?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
No, she might have given me a handful of in cigars.
People have been oh.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
There's plenty of cigars in your humano.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay, but if she won a so stingy, Hey, why
won't he let me and my friend singing Christmas Carol?
Why won't he miss McGee?
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Well, frankly, deary, he'd love us, but uh, he knows
himself too well. When he hears those Christmas songs, he
goes all mushy inside. Now, look, you pretend he's hurt
your feelings and make believe you're going home.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Somebody gets me about you sigurds for Christmas because I
only want Hey, what goes on here? What are you
two whispering about it?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
She says?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I better go home, mister. M She says, you're mad
at me because I wanna have the kids singing Christmas.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Tell oh, no, I ain't mad exactly.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
So you are?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
You?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And gee?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The kids have been out there in that school all
afternoon on a con.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
No no no, no, no no no no, that's says now,
cut it out. The only reason I didn't want him
to sing is come well, she would.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh it's okay, mister, ain't a high and feel thanks
for the cookie something.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Hey, don't rush away.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Like this, My gosh, I listen to your old Christmas carol.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That means that much.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
I No, you don't like them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I do too like them.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I only don't like them.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I do too, You don't I do?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
So long?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yes? No, I look si here here, take my handkerchief
and fight for your numbers. I'll bring in your half
pine bleak club and let them do their worst, which
I imagine is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh they're not bad, They're wonderful.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Okay, so they're terrific.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Bring them in, Hi, say Kenny ready, johnnybody come money
in my well?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
What handsome little fellows come?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Oh boy, what's you going to give us?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Ship?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
The night before Christmas? And gee, we rehearsed it like
sixty are you wait here?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
S no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, money here,
take my money in my watch. You know me, every
time I hear these things, I want to give away
everything I own.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And I see boy Christmas and I through the house,
had a creature with the easy donkeys were hung by
the chimney and cage in house that set the.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Tea much kills and learned nasal long tug and there.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Wild visions love sugar farms stands in there we little thing.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
On my edburg cordion and I am thanks.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
The clatter I fin when my bed to see what
was the matter?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Away to the window, I feel like a plastic open
the shutters threw over the side.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Once to my wonder, think guy, w not hear about
a minute to say and a finny.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
My dear.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Was the long driver so highly INFECTI I knew I
was away.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
And it must be saint n.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
O bundle and par from his head to his book
pulsandle was covered.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
With I and s.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
I drew in my head and was turning around and
down a chimney.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
He came with a bar.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
His eyes, how they tinkled, His dimples, how merry. His
cheeks were like clothes, his nose like a cherry. His
drown little mouth was drawn up like a boat. The
chicken a big on his kin was as white as
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it snow.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
The stump top little pip he hal tied in his sea,
and so better und his head kind of he was
chubby and fussing f r like.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Chardy old chardy old elf left last that I left
for a.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Time, inspide myself. Monkey had a broad face off a
handling round belly.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
That's a way laugh.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Like a bolo jelly.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh, he gave me a wink of his eye, and
the fletted hand a chuckle and smile.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
Who wall while had nothing to dread.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
He spoke of a word, but went straight to his
work and killed all the stocky a mile and turned
with a jerk. I'm laughing of blame on the.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Side of his horn.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
I'm giving a lot of the Chimney view. He spang
to misslame the team in a while. I'm away the
fool like the town the boy.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
But I heard him explain more.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Merry Christmas to.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
All and to all.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Good. How is it.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Is the night after Christmas? I'm all to umbles, not
the creature, history, Maven, the moles, the presence as gathered
and balk Wiety.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
And Saint Nicholas won't come again.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
For you, Chiman walking the wet.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Many.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
I'm showing a punch dancing the wee.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Because you did lie in my car.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
I sat.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
For long.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Version, ladies and gentlemen, even while we wish you are
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merry Christmas, can't help thinking that in many.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Parts of the world the spirit of goodwill.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Toward men has been made as shame and a mockery.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
But there are the other.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Christmases, and to our men in uniform all over the world,
we send our prayers and our thanks for what they
are doing to restore faith and decency to our work.
To them, we say thank you, and.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
God bless you, and we hope and pray that for
next Christmas comes, there will really be peace on earth.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Good Night, good night all,
Holli, the Bakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson Felt Polishing,
Blowcoast Present Peber McKee and Bali written by Don Quinn
with music by Billy Mills Orchestra and featuring Tonight a
very special musical score written by Ken Darby, Arranger and
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director of.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The King's Men.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It opens with who if there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Were any instrument like a thermometer for measuring increased activity
and the household and buckle around the house, it would
certainly kick over the traces in this week before Christmas
that was shopping and cooking and trimming and being an
air raid warden. Besides, there's certainly lots to be done.
But in spite of how busy you are, you still
want your home to look at best for the holidays.
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Have you ever got to think how useful wax is
at such a time?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Truth, there's if your floor, furniture and woodwork have.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Been regularly protected with genuine Johnson's wax, that special holiday
cleaning can be done in short order. A quick dusting
and polishing, a touch up with wax where needed, and
your rooms are blowing with metal beauty, ready for the
visits of your family and friends.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
For over fifty years.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Johnson's wax has helped brighten homes at the Christmas season.
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Why the fuck it is nice before Christmas? And all
through the House of seventy.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Nine went for Vista.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Not a creature was study except Biter McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Gee.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't like the same reputations, But how don't you.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Better get your Christmas shopping done?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Christmas shopping, Christmas shopping, Christmas shoping. Every year the same
thing makes me sick.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Yeah, I know, deary, we go through this every year.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
What do you mean you hollands.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Down in the day before Christmas? Is spirit gets you
like a baseball there and you do everything but grow
beards and climb down chimney ways.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Christmas is getting too commercial.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
It's getting some more.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Sure, we already have rubber stands made for this whole conversation.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What do you mean again?
Speaker 9 (02:48):
Well, every year you say.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Christmas is getting too commercial, and every year I have.
Speaker 10 (02:51):
To scold you for spending too much.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
To me, I just spend one.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have to get by that ball.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
I go along with a mob.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It ain't any beautiful us.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Hide parts with me, baby, all go on, get to
my eyes.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
If I spend any go.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It just becomes the easiest way out.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I'm listening to you.
Speaker 10 (03:12):
You're a fraud, You're a bony okay, you're.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
So scared somebody who pay life you're sent them out of.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
You act like a dead and kid.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Whole thing a lot of tapaoka. I wouldn't give a
half hearted and half attack if I never saw what
you got there.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
This is the mail that came this morning. It's mostly
just Christmas cards. I sure you wouldn't be in dressed.
They're just the same old Christmas malarkey?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Malarkey?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Don't you realize people have gone to a lot of
time and trouble. Was there any other males?
Speaker 10 (03:47):
Just a couple of deals?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Incidentally, what's this item on the Bontown deal for one
Mama doll?
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Eight dollars and a half Mama dolls? Now listen, don't try.
It looks so innocent.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Not that I mind. You're playing with jobs if they
made out of plaster.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
But you certainly didn't buy this one.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
For me, did you?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
No?
Speaker 8 (04:05):
I bought that for the little girl across the street.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
Oh I think that's very sweet.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It was not sweet. I'm giving it to the little
test as a bribe to stay out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Of my life.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
It's strange how much she annoyed you, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I never saw such a little nuisance, always button in
where she ain't wanted.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I know you hate her so much that last year
you gave her two dollars Valentine.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You gave her a.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
White rabbit freeze drink who willis, took her to the
circus twice, spent three days fixing her tricycle, and.
Speaker 10 (04:31):
You did card tricks through her bedroom window when she
had the mom.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well, that don't mean I like her, does it, doesn't it? No,
that was an old Valentine that had been kicking around
here for years. I gave her that rabbit because I
thought it would annoy her old man. I fixed her
tricycle so she could go someplace else besides around here.
And I took her to the circus because they always
give kids better seats than they do grown ups. And
I was taking advantage of her helpless condition to practice
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my car tricks.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
She never caught on.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I know I was doing it all for her.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Come off it, dear, You're not fooling anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I ain't trying to fool anybody. All I'm saying is
that Christmas has lost its meaning. It's got some people know.
Come in, hello, mom, high as Kim. Well, if it
ain't goody Mill, the poor man Sascanini, Hell on this meal,
come on in with him, my boy. Hang your hat
on a hickory limb, and don't go near the piano.
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What's confusic with the music? Kids just doped in to
wish you were merry Christmas. I'm merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Black.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's merry about it? Walk your wedge. He's off in
the slush to find a lot of junk for a
few mugs that won't appreciate it. Hanging a ton of
gee gaws on a pine tree that looks better in
the woods. Scratch your hands all up on a handful
of holly to hang in the window so you can
stick yourself in the eye with it when you look
out to watch the mail man's breaking it back. I've
got a sack full of silly Christmas cards. Merry Christmas, blind.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
And a happy New Year.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, thank you, mister Mills.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
The same to you, And don't say any attention to
the gee. You know he goes through this act every
year he's got those. Don't wrap up that packet?
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Christmas is just a racket, Blue.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't worry, mom, I can read him like a book.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What book?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
He's a mystery, a prey novel character, fine type two,
one of the lower keises.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Somebody ought to borrow him and not.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Bring him back.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Maybe we could arrange with the book of the month
club job for him.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
As a special PREMI.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Layoff.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well, yes, even if the rig was as prime as
you think. This is a needless day.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Ever played the bagpipe? Chalfred? And don't call me Alfred? Okay,
y'all have to played.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
The bag life.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't think he ever did.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Mister Mills, do you think he could?
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Sure got a head start? Take bag of winds? All
he needs is a clue. Well, gotta be gone all
ry Christmas again?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I oh the same to you, Oscar LOSAs?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Who's this?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What's all the rush?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I gotta drop in and see my mother in law.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She's a w.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Ol Oh you mean absent without leave?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
No, I wander out of locke right, didn't he a.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Wonderful band leader? McGhee, uh, band leader Mike Clavigor. I
think all of 'em are just a bunch of fakers myself.
You ever see a musician looking at the leader. No,
they don't know whether he's beaten out a march, a polka,
a waltz, or just swatting fly. Well them what keeps
them together that check at the end of the week,
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confidentially one of them guys for oh ah, probably somebody
else coming into wish you to merry Christmas, when all
they really want to see is if you ever got
those new curtains for the dining room.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I didn't.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
In the same thing, come in, hikay.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh now this is all I needed, says, Why don't
you take your little sledge and go out on the
pond in the park.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh there isn't any eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yes, I know, I see.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Don't be like that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
If you were young once yourself, you know, Oh I
wasn't that young this long.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Be very tactful with him today, little girl. You know
his Christmas spirit is later than usual this year.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh dog gone is The whole thing is a very
police arrangement. Why the idea having Christmas come right in
the middle of the holidays, the news? Why don't everybody
is their busiest?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I got business to see you about?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Do you like to hear chilling sing Christmas?
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Cow?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Sis?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
There's nothing I love more than to have a little
group of childish voices stand outside my window and black
their melodious little brain, particularly if I ain't home that night.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well, gay mischief, I got my whole gang outside and
they're apple anxious to see you a Christmas town and I.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
So well, I don't like to hear Christmas Carol's butchered
by a bunch of kids. I'll can anybody sing good
standing hip deep in a snow drift with a muffler
over their face, wondering how many fingers and colds they'll
have left when they get home, if.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They ever do.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh, maybe you're still mad on the kind of last year?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Hm?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I your minsters and are you no?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I'm not. That has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What's this?
Speaker 10 (09:20):
What happened last year that I don't know about?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She us kids were going around saying Christmas Carol.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
And then never mind says that that thing she mister
McGee came.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I'll never mind.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I'll never mind. Give the kid a cookie, Molly, imagine
she's kind of hungry, he says.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, gee, thanks mischief anyway, mister McGee came up.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
All we told you nobody was in that. Let's just
drop the whole checking what kind of a cookie? You want?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Any kind? Thanks? And I go ask him out.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, i'll see a question.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
And I listen what happened with the Christmas carols here?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And mister McGee came on all behind you put that off,
and he's on that thing while it's any one. We
heard him sing. We didn't want him to me, so that's.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
All it tells gee.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We couldn't get rid of him. And he kept trashing
and people's dropping jars and all.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
It was awful.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And when the plans tried the celebra in center, but
it did just standy and and he said, gkid, you're killed.
How do you like to be a princess? And she said,
oh boy? And I testimonials for cold creams and they
got married and lived happy ever after. You want to
hear an alone met.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
You all once?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh lord, that's no sense.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Thanks anyway, you told me at least fourteen.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Are you sure you don't want to hear anymore?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm positive?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Sis? Okay, then jump my lap?
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Well everly, daisy gee, what are you.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Trying to do crush the child.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Nah, she wanted to pretend I was her little boy
and tell me some stories. Now I know why they
call them Grim's very dance. That's the Grimmer's half hour I.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Ever spent my life, go gee, I thought was fun?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Oh you did well? Personally, I'd rather lie down with
a good book under my head and go to sleep.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Can't you do think of any more games to play?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm rich, I am Harvey, fine of what's well? I
could bring my own playmates and I we could sing
you some Christmas carol. The must be pretty tall, I say.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I don't want to hear any Christmas carrots. Christmas carols
are beautiful music. Hear your little mob a half pint
theftcats slaughter would ruin my day. Very thought of those
kindergarten can trawl. Those drives me to drink. Get me
some root beery, will your molly?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Me say miss yous? Play starting?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Shall I?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
How do you play that?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
First you give me a well, maybe about three dollars
and change.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Huh, give you three bucks?
Speaker 8 (13:33):
A take?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
First eat two dozen cookies? And then you want to
borrow three bucks. You're trying to put the bite on
the hand to feed you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh DearS, lots of fun, mister. First, we post a
lot of ceiling.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I don't want to buy a ceiling. We got one.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's a different mischief our star papers. I gotta called
ceiling prices so people won't have to pay too much
for stuff, and it keeps the cost of living down
a reasonable level, and the prices won't go pig wild.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's bob wild.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You know your own.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Habit's best nos.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Anyway, we gotta keep prices from getting our hands for
the merchandise that's getting scared. So after the wall, we
won't have inflation.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And you see, hey, yeah, aren't you getting a little
out of your death sis? What do you know about economics?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh my daddy told me. Yeah, we had a little
height to night talk ras Nigi and night. Oh yeah,
he says. I'm at the hry and know certain things
like not paying ten cents for a lollipop that's truth
only five, because then I'm betting against somebody that can
only pay five cents for lollipop size. Spend the next time, Negro,
it all to go to the war burn, which you'll
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help pay for the war and give me the next
chicken afterwards. You mean a nest egg by that time, Harvey,
a chicken.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, I'll be that as a may or, may not
be or not says, we won't play store. I got
a better game, miss Gooooby.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Did you ever play.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Kanoob on Earth?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
It's knooky.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Oh, it's a wonderful game.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well, it's like this.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You I'm home, Hide in the closet. You put your
hands over your eyes and count up to seventy nine minutes.
By that time, we'll both be so old we'll have
forgotten what we started out to play, which is the
optat of the whole game. Now I'll get your hat
and coat and you'll all fot married Christmas.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Oh, hello, little girl. I haven't got time to stop
and talk.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Just wanted to leave this little Christmas gift for Molly.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Well, heavenly days, mister Wilcox. You shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh it isn't very much, and don't open it before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
But I think it's something you like.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I got one for you too, Junior, but it ain't
wrapped up yet.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Hell anytime, Remember Molly, don't open that bag. It's before Christmas,
because I want you to be surprised.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
I promised, mister Wiltox, Maya's rapped beautifully.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I wrapped it myself especially for you.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Shake it, Molly, see the rattles.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'll bet you that.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Of course it wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
I wanted to be a surprise.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You just put it away a little Christmas.
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Oh, I think I'm going to love us, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I know you'll love it because millions your brother housewives do.
Because it's so easy to apply and shine to suprise
you're beautiful, mirror like polished in twenty minutes or least,
and say his hours of housework, to say nothing of
eliminating old fashioned force grubbing. And boys, what it does
for the looks of your kitchen and knowhum is amazing.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
But I won't say anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I might give you a hint.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Verry Christmas, all of your.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I he says, ain't about time your mother ought to
be worrying about why you don't come home.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Look, I've been very patient with you today. Now why
don't you.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Do something for me?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Fine, now come back maybe tomorrow I'll have a surprise
for you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Hi, guys, says for you too, mister, I got some
little friends. I'll say, I sing your kid?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
How many times? I gotta tell you I don't like
kids singing Christmas carols. I don't want to hear anything.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'll get a derry.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Oh it's this little girl's mother.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Molly tell her.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yes, she'll be right home.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
I hope seventy nine whistful system otomy. Do you speaking
long distance? Yes, I'll hold the phone.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yes, sir. Oh is that you mertle?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
That's not fair, every little thing it is?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Uh, Oh, your brother, I hope it ain't funny.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
I'm sacking through the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Huh.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Well, listen, he's the lucky one.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
What do you get, Molly the cherry out of his
planter's prune?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Well, for goodness sake, you're the last person in the world.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
What.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Yes, he's fine. Oh, yes, indeed, we'd love to see you. Yes,
do and plan I'm having dinner with he will We'll
be delighted. Well, thanks for calling, and we'll be expecting
you next week. Let's good bye, mister Gildy.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Please your sleeve.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I wait, I remember him. He's the man who always laughed.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
With his stomach.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Speaking in the vernacular.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
We call that a bellow.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Yes, never mind. Mister Gildery says he's coming to visit
us next week, and he'll be here for dinner.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Boy. And it's wonderful and strange what some guys will
do to get the extra pad of butter these days.
But I'll be kind of glad to see the old
slimph of that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh, dear, come in, gee, it's mister dapping Times helping Hello,
little girl, and.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
A missus mc I'm mister McGill.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Hi, Eppie, won't you wiggle out of the minks and
drape the frame on orange crape first?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh thank you, mister McGue.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I just dropped back.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
If we should booth up ditty ditty many Christmas? Well,
thank you, Abby Gail, the same to you, and take
steps our look.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Off your face to do well. Dog gone away.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He doesn't like Christmas very much, Miss Happington.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Well, isn't my ball at Christmas? Ain't what it used
to be.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
It's too commercial by god.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
Ah gee, he doesn't mean a word of Abigail. He's
just an old softy. He was afraid somebody will find
out about it.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I never know such a thing.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You gave me ten dollars on time. There's some lot
ins in school who won't have any.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Okay, you don't have to hurry away, Gail.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was just want to make a part of ty.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Oh no, I can'tsume, my dear you. I still have
two days work as tenty class.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That's Fourteington Oak Street.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
Oh, I've been such fun, really, CLI's and experience.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I got Sumum and Beard really Bolt, Really, I've.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Been a tanti class for two weeks now and I've
been given twenty three cigars, seven.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Top hits on the races, and business.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Cards from two coffee legos.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's been a rich experience.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I feel younger every day, And as mister McGhee will
probably say after.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I leave, no one can stand it better than I.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You crystall, are you really gonna say that next?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
No, she might have given me a handful of in cigars.
People have been oh.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
There's plenty of cigars in your humano.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay, but if she won a so stingy, Hey, why
won't he let me and my friend singing Christmas Carol?
Why won't he miss McGee?
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Well, frankly, deary, he'd love us, but uh, he knows
himself too well. When he hears those Christmas songs, he
goes all mushy inside. Now, look, you pretend he's hurt
your feelings and make believe you're going home.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Somebody gets me about you sigurds for Christmas because I
only want Hey, what goes on here? What are you
two whispering about it?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
She says?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I better go home, mister. M She says, you're mad
at me because I wanna have the kids singing Christmas.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Tell oh, no, I ain't mad exactly.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
So you are?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
You?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And gee?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The kids have been out there in that school all
afternoon on a con.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
No no no, no, no no no no, that's says now,
cut it out. The only reason I didn't want him
to sing is come well, she would.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh it's okay, mister, ain't a high and feel thanks
for the cookie something.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Hey, don't rush away.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Like this, My gosh, I listen to your old Christmas carol.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That means that much.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
I No, you don't like them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I do too like them.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I only don't like them.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I do too, You don't I do?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
So long?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yes? No, I look si here here, take my handkerchief
and fight for your numbers. I'll bring in your half
pine bleak club and let them do their worst, which
I imagine is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh they're not bad, They're wonderful.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Okay, so they're terrific.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Bring them in, Hi, say Kenny ready, johnnybody come money
in my well?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
What handsome little fellows come?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Oh boy, what's you going to give us?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Ship?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
The night before Christmas? And gee, we rehearsed it like
sixty are you wait here?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
S no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, money here,
take my money in my watch. You know me, every
time I hear these things, I want to give away
everything I own.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And I see boy Christmas and I through the house,
had a creature with the easy donkeys were hung by
the chimney and cage in house that set the.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Tea much kills and learned nasal long tug and there.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Wild visions love sugar farms stands in there we little thing.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
On my edburg cordion and I am thanks.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
The clatter I fin when my bed to see what
was the matter?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Away to the window, I feel like a plastic open
the shutters threw over the side.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Once to my wonder, think guy, w not hear about
a minute to say and a finny.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
My dear.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Was the long driver so highly INFECTI I knew I
was away.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
And it must be saint n.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
O bundle and par from his head to his book
pulsandle was covered.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
With I and s.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
I drew in my head and was turning around and
down a chimney.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
He came with a bar.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
His eyes, how they tinkled, His dimples, how merry. His
cheeks were like clothes, his nose like a cherry. His
drown little mouth was drawn up like a boat. The
chicken a big on his kin was as white as
(24:36):
it snow.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
The stump top little pip he hal tied in his sea,
and so better und his head kind of he was
chubby and fussing f r like.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Chardy old chardy old elf left last that I left
for a.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Time, inspide myself. Monkey had a broad face off a
handling round belly.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
That's a way laugh.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Like a bolo jelly.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh, he gave me a wink of his eye, and
the fletted hand a chuckle and smile.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
Who wall while had nothing to dread.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
He spoke of a word, but went straight to his
work and killed all the stocky a mile and turned
with a jerk. I'm laughing of blame on the.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Side of his horn.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
I'm giving a lot of the Chimney view. He spang
to misslame the team in a while. I'm away the
fool like the town the boy.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
But I heard him explain more.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Merry Christmas to.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
All and to all.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Good. How is it.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Is the night after Christmas? I'm all to umbles, not
the creature, history, Maven, the moles, the presence as gathered
and balk Wiety.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
And Saint Nicholas won't come again.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
For you, Chiman walking the wet.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Many.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
I'm showing a punch dancing the wee.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Because you did lie in my car.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
I sat.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
For long.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Version, ladies and gentlemen, even while we wish you are
(28:58):
merry Christmas, can't help thinking that in many.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Parts of the world the spirit of goodwill.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Toward men has been made as shame and a mockery.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
But there are the other.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Christmases, and to our men in uniform all over the world,
we send our prayers and our thanks for what they
are doing to restore faith and decency to our work.
To them, we say thank you, and.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
God bless you, and we hope and pray that for
next Christmas comes, there will really be peace on earth.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Good Night, good night all,
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