September 13, 2024 • 21 mins
It's the end of the summer season of 2024 and we have a very fun (and very sentimental) playdough for you! Hear the story of two raccoons in a dump in New York City. When one of them discovers the concept of time, they try to find the makers of the watch he found to ask him to stop time so they could just play in the trash forever. It's really sweet. We hope you enjoy this episode and we will see you in SEASON 3!
SOME BUSINESS: Thank you to the two playwrights we featured in this episode! You can find some of their plays in the links below. Erika's play, Kill The Bird, can be found on her New Play Exchange and you can purchase and produce Justin's plays, Community Garden and Cabin Chronicles, through his publisher, Playscripts. You can also check out Justin's new podcast, The Scene: Podcast, which features Erika on the pilot! Finally, you can check out Justin's YouTube channel for more longform theatre content! For any more information, check out Justin's website and Erika's website for more cool stuff!
If you like the show, feel free to subscribe and give us a five star review! Also, follow us on instagram @justinborak and @actualerikakuhn and Justin on TikTok for any news and notes on upcoming episodes and more theatre reccomendations!
SOME BUSINESS: Thank you to the two playwrights we featured in this episode! You can find some of their plays in the links below. Erika's play, Kill The Bird, can be found on her New Play Exchange and you can purchase and produce Justin's plays, Community Garden and Cabin Chronicles, through his publisher, Playscripts. You can also check out Justin's new podcast, The Scene: Podcast, which features Erika on the pilot! Finally, you can check out Justin's YouTube channel for more longform theatre content! For any more information, check out Justin's website and Erika's website for more cool stuff!
If you like the show, feel free to subscribe and give us a five star review! Also, follow us on instagram @justinborak and @actualerikakuhn and Justin on TikTok for any news and notes on upcoming episodes and more theatre reccomendations!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, here's the theme song, right, Hey, welcome to Play
to Ze.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It was really good, Honestly, there's something about.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What's up everybody. Welcome to Play to Zee. I'm your
co host Justin Borat.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And I'm your co host Eric Apini.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And welcome to a play though in the final episode
of the summer season.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is kind of like crazy because we've probably recorded.
I've actually I've been counting. This episode that you're listening
to right now is going to be our ninety second
episode of Play to Z.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We got a ball out for episode one hundred.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So that means that I'm not gonna say anything about
season three, but we're gonna have a season announcement, which
will be ninety three, and then we'll have seven episodes.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Into season three.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Season three will be our one hundredth episode. I don't
know if we'll day in season or maybe we'll do
something special for that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, maybe we should just like a special, like.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A special like not in season, like a special like
fun episode.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, we talked about doing like a live thing. We
talked about doing a couple of things. So and I
I have some ideas, so we'll talk about it off mic.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But well, that's crazy ninety two. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been like, we're banking all of these it's kind
of crazy. I want to say this. We're recording this
right now on May fourteenth, so you're listening to this
in early September.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm acentually graduated, just in America.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, I was half empty because we've had to plan that,
like in the next two days I move. Yeah, I
leave the house and the mics will be gone and
everything will be packed up, and we had to be
like banked. We wanted to make sure we had content
for you guys over the summer. Yeah, we banked up
all this stuff. But it is sad. This is the
final episode we're recording in the little back room of
our apartment. WHOA, isn't that crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's been and I think I got emotional about this
at the end of you know, proper end of season
two as well. But like, it's been so wild to
have this project go along for the ride, yeah, with us,
like for a our friendship, but then be grad school
and then see like our artistry overall, it's been so magical.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So it's been really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Thank you. For listening. If you're someone who's like listened
from the jump and and you're listening now, like you're
almost to your one hundred episode with.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Us, congratulations Studio crazy. I know one person that's going
to be there, shout out to person set. Yeah, it's
it's absolutely wild. I will say I've said it numerous
times on this podcast set at numerous times to you
and Liz and stuff like that. I know we're leaving
grad school. I know you and I are about to
dip for a couple of months and not be like
(02:35):
waking up next to each other every day.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Basically waking up next to each other sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wrong, Okay, well, waking up and walking outside and singing
with each other, waking up in tandem with eaching each
other in the kitchen, meeting each other in the kitchen.
But like, but I know we're not going to have that.
But I am excited that season three will mark the
beginning of the new of a new era that's still
involves us together and like doing this stuff together.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's going to be a new chapter.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's going to be a new chapter for you guys.
That's gonna be like a.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Week or two, yeah, for you guys, no time. It's
like a time capsule kind of because we're going to
like go to start recording again and like who knows
what will have happened in the past few months, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh that's crazy, it's exciting, it's really really cool. So
I will say, uh, I don't know when you'll get
the season you'll either get the season three announcement in
a week or two weeks you'll get something.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, we'll get news and then we'll start season three.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Maybe when maybe we'll try to time it for when
this episode airs because we're recording it so early. Also
an alarm on my phone. We'll post stuff on our
social media's about like when you can expect things because yeah,
literally anything can happen in the next couple of months. Whoa,
I know early, but I'm glad we did this. I'm
glad we like banked everything and we kind.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Of got to It was a little tough, but we
got Yeah, it was okay for our last play.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here's the thing, it's not our last play though, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
See you later, it's not our last place.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's not our last play. See all right, Yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. You know, if you don't know what the
plato is, what a crazy episode to start? You're so strange,
You're so strange. But if you don't know. Other than
being podcasters in theater nerds, Erica and I are both
theater makers and playwrights, and one thing we love to
do is improvise. So a playto is something we do
in our regular season, in our summer seasons, in between
(04:15):
our like primary ideas and our primary concepts, where Erica
will pull up three words with our favorite website, random
ward generator dot.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Net, favorite corps.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you're wondering, all the interns have been released from
the dungeon. They are home. It's exciting for them. Yes,
they're seeing their family for the first time in four years.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Some of them are regaining their ability to speak.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They're really they're really excited. They're very excited. But we're
gonna pull three words from random word generator dot net
and we are going to come up with a concept
of some type of theater, some type of art together.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Do you want to know something cute? Yes? When I
pulled up randomware generated dot it refreshes the tap because
I do kind of just keep this tab up in
the first word that popped up us US.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's cute. Okay, okay, so we've got us us. The
second word was garbage.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's awesome. Oh, that's sick awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Garbage, very very very that's so funny. Okay, us garbage.
Some of these we've already had before. I don't know
why it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Does that if you find to do what us say garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Or too basketball all the time. But like, I don't
know why US garbage garbage and time time I.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Don't know, but time is something that's pretty open. So
we can if we did, we'll probably do something different.
We haven't got us in garbage garbage fresh US garbage garbage.
Are we thinking us? Literally? Like, are we talking about
Erica justin or are we doing us?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What kind of matter? We've never done that before?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know, do you want to do it? Yeah? You
can do Like archetypes have two best friends who live
in the trash.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, what if we.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Did two best friend raccoons on an adventure?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh, I love raccoons are my favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I love the way you say that word. He says
your name in that Yeah, my grandpa loved raccoons.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I love raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Living room was raccoon themed.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Really, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You would like go out and play with them and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He's I love raccoons so much. They're my favor They're
my favorite animal by far.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, So it's you and me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I've told you before, if I ever have money, I
want to domesticate. I want to and I can afford
having a pet. I want to domesticate a raccoon. That's
a real thing that I want.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Booboo. I'm right here, I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You have one. I'm donisticated. I'm here to stat.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay. So it's you and it's me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, you, it's Justin and Erica. The raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Did we turn into raccoons or have we always been
this way?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We've always been raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So this is just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It is just the way it is. And we live
in the dump, yes, obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And so there's a lot of trash. There's a lot
of garbage.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The whole stage is covered in garbage.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Perfect you know. I love a scent made of trash,
just effective. And then the element of time.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
M in in this in this world yeah or wait,
you know what perfect world?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So far no, wait.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know what it is? What You and I are
two raccoons and we've loved lived in the trash.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's our thing, it's us, it's what we love. Yeah.
And we're rooting through the trash, grabbing snaps, doing stuff
and I find something. You know what I find? Would
you find a watch? I've never seen a watch before,
A time. Ax. It's pretty and I look at it
and I get I fall in love with it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You learn the concept of time.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm the first raccoon in the world to learn the
concept of time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You go into you drop into an immediate existential crisis,
because as far as we knew, every day was just
best friend and trash.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I didn't know that there was time.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So you suddenly become like conscious and sentient of time. Yes,
and you're freaking out, and I'm like, came in, like
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm like, dude, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What did that shiny trash do to you?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Every day is just twenty four hours, And every day
that goes by, is it a day closer to death?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I go, what's death?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We you can't live for It's not just us in
trash anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's not forever. No, wait, what's forever time? This is
actually a tweetyma. Wait, I do like this though.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I go, I go. Look. The only way we can
figure out the real answers is if we find Rolex
and I show you like the like I've devoted my
I've devoted all my time to this watchunging.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Little like like clock and watch magazines and catalogs.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
This is the company that everyone talks about when it
comes to watches and watches our time and time is death.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They'll have they'll have the answers.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They'll have the answers.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We need to go to Rolex headquarters.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So it's it's a two raccoon journey. It's a it's
a raccoon duo journey to roll X headquarters to figure
out the concept of time because we don't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like our plan is like if these are the people
that make the watches, these are the people that control time.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, So so we can tell them to stop.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We want them to cut it out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
We can tell them to cut it out. So then
we can just focus on trash and us.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We want to live forever.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We want it to be garbage in us forever. Yeah,
And we don't want time. Yeah, oh my god, it's
kind of getting real. I know, it's getting like deep,
too deep, too deep for raccoons and trash.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, So we leave the dump.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So we leave the dump. I say, we're in a
dump in New York, Okay, And and there's a I
don't know where Rolics headquarters is, but we're putting them
in New York.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
This is a rare time where I'm like, we could
we could google that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We don't need to, Okay, So it's in New York.
It's in New York.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So we so we're figuring it out, and we're like, cool,
we got to get across the city. So let's run
through a couple obstacles of what these racoons have to
go through to get across the city.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I feel like they have to take a ferry.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, they for sure have to take a ferry. They
take the Pete Davidson Collins, just because those two bought
a fairy they take. Yeah, we're in a dump and
Staten Island to get on the island. Yeah, we get
on a ferry from Staten Island to Manhattan. How are
we hiding from people? Because we're raccoons, they'll kick us off.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think that there's a beautiful woman with a really
long fur coat. It's got fur trim on the bottom.
We just kind of scuttle and keep time with like
the hem of.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Her coat, so we look like the bottom.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We looked at the bottom of our coat, and then
like a little kid, like a little girl like is
with her mom. She's like, mommy, mommy, look's pointing out
like our eyes like under the bottom of the coat.
Mom's like, that's not nice to stare, like, I know,
it's an ugly coat. What people used to do.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's great. So we get we get across a fair,
across the fairy with a coat, and the next thing
we have to do is we have to take a subway. Yeah, yeah,
we did take a subway to get closer.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Stopping us, we see some rats and the rats the
rats are like, what the hell are you doing here?
We're head We're trying to get rolls quarters.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
We get there, we're to get there, We're not when
they take the a one of them by Anthony.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Get off at the one. Yeah, So the rats teach us.
The rats teach us are probably smoking cigarettes, and the
rats teach.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Us how to they're all smoking cigarettes, they're all eating pizza.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
They're all smoking cigarettes and eating pizza, and.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Take the subway like they got ample pay.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now we got to have a metro god.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's so yeah, so we go. You're so short, you
can get onto the thing. You don't need a metro
god like fair evasion.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's not that deep.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, exactly should we get on the A We got
on the We sit in seeds.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We sit in and we're sitting in seats like fantastic
mister Fox style, like are like we're upright and our
little legs are hanging the edge.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We're playing with that little bellies. Yeah, here's the thing.
No one is treating it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No one cares, no one cause everyone's good at minding
the business.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
This is going from two people who don't who when
you're listening to this, are starting to learn how to
live in New York. Yeah, one more records. We are not.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, we're gonna be pressed.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I assume that there's raccoons on the subway. But yeah,
so we take the We take the subway. Get off
the subway at Rolex headquarters. Yeah, okay, how do we
get in?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I feel like there's a revolving door with security doorman style.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
This is the place where we would get kicked out.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, this is where it's going.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
To get interesting. You know what we do?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
We find? We go into an alley next to Rolex headquarters,
you know, we find what do we find?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
We find a change coat.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And then who else is out on the street all
the time? Some guy passing out flyers for his improv
show exactly you probably know exactly. And we're like, hey man,
we need some help. And he said, he said, oh,
you're auditioning. You're auditioning actors. And we say, oh my god.
And we go, yeah, what's the role? What's the role?
And we're like, oh, it's it's it's the role of
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like a business man. He's a businessman.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We don't know the content of time, but we're like
completely like and we know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Everything else, everything else.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
We we convince him to ratitude style, wear a trench
coat and a hat and put that's.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
In his hat.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, we're in his hat.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
We're in his hat and his coat.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But we are even though he's a man and he
knows and I like, walk into a building, we are
ratitudeing his helping.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's like, I don't need this help, and he keeps
moving around.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He's like he's like robot walking in through these doors.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Security is like, what can I help you with?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sir? He says, I'm looking for the guys who run time, and.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They're like, this is not time. X is the Rolex.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We have some class and he goes in and we
go no, ask for the people who run time, and
he goes We're looking for the people who run Time,
like the watching Midtown. I think something, there's no Rolex
watches the ones who run time floor to floor, top floor,
seventy seventy seventh floor, seven floor. So we get in
the elevator, get in the elevator. We've never been in
(13:09):
an elevator before. We're so confused for some.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Of the train for someone, we're running around like bouncing
off the walls. This guy's like that these casting director problem.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I think these are raccoons. I think these are raccoons.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Some stinks and it might be the trash on there.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I'm trying to think these casting directors are actually
wild raccoons. Crazy sentence. The door is open, could I say,
can can the improviser be played by Michael Sarah?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I think that's the only I think he pronounced raccoons
the way that.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You do Rackens.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think these casting directors, you say.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The word the less I know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Good.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The door is open. He's like, are we all done here?
And I go, yeah, you got the part and on them,
my Sarah, it's a million dollars. So we get out
and there's a secretary, a receptionist.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We're just two raccoons.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, to the to the CEO. What do we what
do we look out in? She's a nature lover. She's
spending every day in the ramble. She loves burning, she.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Loves nature, she loves creatures, tritters.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You're right, and so she's like, well, what are you
guys doing here? She's kind of like the snow wide
of Rolex h.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
K Eli Kempler.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yes, she is exactly, and she's like, what can I
help you with? And she she puts out her finger
like how Disney princesses do, and we we perch on them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I we're talking to her and I pull out from.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So we're playing ourselves in this play, right, exactly we're
doing like Gator rules.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, we're doing Gator rules. If you don't know what
that means, go listen to our last play now Cocaine Gator.
It's crazy. I pull out a broken Rolex watch. Yeah.
Go and you say, I want to this, I want
to fix this, And.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
She goes, oh, yeah, you have a broken watch. Like
we can fix a broken watch. You can fix this yeah,
And she's like yeah, and we're like yeah, yeah, we
need to fix time. And she's like, what do you
need to fix time? We need to fix fix the watch. Time.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We need to stop this.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's like, what do you what do you mean? And
we're like, me and my best friend just want to
live forever in the trash.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
We don't want we don't want want to move it.
We don't want the we don't want the arm.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Arm keeps moving. We don't want to know, we don't
want to know more than this.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, we don't want to We want to hang on
in the trash. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And she goes, hmm, I have something I need to meet.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think I need you to meet and she behind her.
She opens behind her it's the CEO Father Time. She
does control time.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I go father Time you're real, And Ellie goes, that's my.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Dad, your daughter time, your daughter time. So daughter time
and father time sit us down and they go, look,
there's nothing we can do to stop time.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
The watch keeps going because even when it's broken, time
keep going.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But one thing you don't have to do is you
don't have to worry about time and let it hurt
your days. You can spend You can spend your time
however you want, and you can spend it together and
in the trash.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Time passes, but you can stay present in the moment
with the power of friendship and love and trash.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And trash and father time goes, But I do have
something special for both of you. What what when he
takes his big shaft that has like the big like
clock on it, his shaft like the big.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Like his staff.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's not a dicky that's sounded like a dick thing.
That's like a dick thing. He takes his big shaft,
he takes.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
His staff, or he means like a grand.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Father Time grabs this huge staff. God, so father Time
grabs his huge staff with a big clock on the top,
and he goes, I have something special for Oh that
does sound really bad? Specially for both. He grabs the shaft,
he grabs his staff with a big clock on the top,
and he bangs it three times on the ground, just.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Like graduation boom, and.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
All these numbers lying through the air, lying through the
air magically we start falling.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So this is a play, not a movie. So just
so you guys know our projections.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Budget killer, really really good, really really really good. And
we end not in America anymore. No, but we end
on the top of Big Ben and we look over
the biggest clock in the world. We see time passing.
We look over London and Father Time shows up on
our right shoulder and we go, where are we Father Time?
(17:42):
He does, look to your right and the London Dump
is right next to Big Ben, and it's the most
beautiful dump in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So Father Time his magic is that he can transport
you from any clock to any clock.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's really cool, really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, And we go, whoa, Father Time, thank you. There's
there's more trash here too, And he says, yeah, there's
more trash. There's always more time.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
He takes out he takes out a little a little
staff with a little clock on it. He goes, bang
this three times, and you can go to any clock
you want in the world, and you and your friend
can't stop time, but you can spend the rest of
your time. I am exploring and playing in the garbage together.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Use your time. Well, stinky rats, stinky rats, you raccoons
absolutely stink.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
That was what. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I don't think you've ever wanted to do a play
with that many set changes in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I never have, But I don't at a beat of
that one.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
That was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That was a pretty one.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I know that it was a play, but I was
imagining fantastic mister Fox animation the whole time.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Like a Pixar movie. Yeah, I like a lot. Wait,
so what's the name of it? Raccoons? No? From trash
to time?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Or about what about this time dump?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's good? Time dump? That's a good one?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Or like, no, I like time something we're friendship be
I go.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Time dump is fun? Yeah? Yeah, time dump, time dump,
dude dump. What a freaking play movie musical?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It was a story.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It was a story, and.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It was our last story of the summer for you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh man, it's our last story in this room. I know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
This has been a really nice room.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I know, but I'm excited. The next time you hear this,
it's probably gonna be louder. But these mics are directional,
so you.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Think about the mics is their direction?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Thank you, guys, know what you're listening to the episode of.
If you want to follow us on Instagram, follow me
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Email us at Plitzy podcast at gmail dot com. That's
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(19:56):
other podcast, The Scene Podcast. Uh and listen to all
my fun interviews from the last season. Uh, and make
sure you're going to see theater. I'll tell you right now,
we've been living in New York maybe for a month
at this point. Knock on wood boy, Oh boy, I
hope we've seen some really cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh yeah, we'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And we will tell you all about it. Oh, that's
gonna be a fun segment. On the show. We're gonna
talk about all the shows that we see. That's just
gonna be a blast.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Season one, Episode one, we'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We'll tell you all about it for you, guys, we
will see you very very soon, but for each other
and for the last time. For a little while, I'm
gonna look my best friend in her big blue raccoon eyes.
I'm gonna say, Ericacoon. We can't stop time, but we
can George playing the trash every second of it together.
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I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Justin back, I love you so much, you guys. Next time.
Byey Es
Hey, here's the theme song, right, Hey, welcome to Play
to Ze.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It was really good, Honestly, there's something about.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What's up everybody. Welcome to Play to Zee. I'm your
co host Justin Borat.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And I'm your co host Eric Apini.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And welcome to a play though in the final episode
of the summer season.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is kind of like crazy because we've probably recorded.
I've actually I've been counting. This episode that you're listening
to right now is going to be our ninety second
episode of Play to Z.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We got a ball out for episode one hundred.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So that means that I'm not gonna say anything about
season three, but we're gonna have a season announcement, which
will be ninety three, and then we'll have seven episodes.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Into season three.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Season three will be our one hundredth episode. I don't
know if we'll day in season or maybe we'll do
something special for that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, maybe we should just like a special, like.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A special like not in season, like a special like
fun episode.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, we talked about doing like a live thing. We
talked about doing a couple of things. So and I
I have some ideas, so we'll talk about it off mic.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
But well, that's crazy ninety two. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been like, we're banking all of these it's kind
of crazy. I want to say this. We're recording this
right now on May fourteenth, so you're listening to this
in early September.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm acentually graduated, just in America.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, I was half empty because we've had to plan that,
like in the next two days I move. Yeah, I
leave the house and the mics will be gone and
everything will be packed up, and we had to be
like banked. We wanted to make sure we had content
for you guys over the summer. Yeah, we banked up
all this stuff. But it is sad. This is the
final episode we're recording in the little back room of
our apartment. WHOA, isn't that crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's been and I think I got emotional about this
at the end of you know, proper end of season
two as well. But like, it's been so wild to
have this project go along for the ride, yeah, with us,
like for a our friendship, but then be grad school
and then see like our artistry overall, it's been so magical.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So it's been really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Thank you. For listening. If you're someone who's like listened
from the jump and and you're listening now, like you're
almost to your one hundred episode with.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Us, congratulations Studio crazy. I know one person that's going
to be there, shout out to person set. Yeah, it's
it's absolutely wild. I will say I've said it numerous
times on this podcast set at numerous times to you
and Liz and stuff like that. I know we're leaving
grad school. I know you and I are about to
dip for a couple of months and not be like
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waking up next to each other every day.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Basically waking up next to each other sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wrong, Okay, well, waking up and walking outside and singing
with each other, waking up in tandem with eaching each
other in the kitchen, meeting each other in the kitchen.
But like, but I know we're not going to have that.
But I am excited that season three will mark the
beginning of the new of a new era that's still
involves us together and like doing this stuff together.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's going to be a new chapter.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's going to be a new chapter for you guys.
That's gonna be like a.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Week or two, yeah, for you guys, no time. It's
like a time capsule kind of because we're going to
like go to start recording again and like who knows
what will have happened in the past few months, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh that's crazy, it's exciting, it's really really cool. So
I will say, uh, I don't know when you'll get
the season you'll either get the season three announcement in
a week or two weeks you'll get something.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, we'll get news and then we'll start season three.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Maybe when maybe we'll try to time it for when
this episode airs because we're recording it so early. Also
an alarm on my phone. We'll post stuff on our
social media's about like when you can expect things because yeah,
literally anything can happen in the next couple of months. Whoa,
I know early, but I'm glad we did this. I'm
glad we like banked everything and we kind.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Of got to It was a little tough, but we
got Yeah, it was okay for our last play.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here's the thing, it's not our last play though, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
See you later, it's not our last place.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's not our last play. See all right, Yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. You know, if you don't know what the
plato is, what a crazy episode to start? You're so strange,
You're so strange. But if you don't know. Other than
being podcasters in theater nerds, Erica and I are both
theater makers and playwrights, and one thing we love to
do is improvise. So a playto is something we do
in our regular season, in our summer seasons, in between
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our like primary ideas and our primary concepts, where Erica
will pull up three words with our favorite website, random
ward generator dot.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Net, favorite corps.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you're wondering, all the interns have been released from
the dungeon. They are home. It's exciting for them. Yes,
they're seeing their family for the first time in four years.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Some of them are regaining their ability to speak.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They're really they're really excited. They're very excited. But we're
gonna pull three words from random word generator dot net
and we are going to come up with a concept
of some type of theater, some type of art together.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Do you want to know something cute? Yes? When I
pulled up randomware generated dot it refreshes the tap because
I do kind of just keep this tab up in
the first word that popped up us US.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's cute. Okay, okay, so we've got us us. The
second word was garbage.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's awesome. Oh, that's sick awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Garbage, very very very that's so funny. Okay, us garbage.
Some of these we've already had before. I don't know
why it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Does that if you find to do what us say garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Or too basketball all the time. But like, I don't
know why US garbage garbage and time time I.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Don't know, but time is something that's pretty open. So
we can if we did, we'll probably do something different.
We haven't got us in garbage garbage fresh US garbage garbage.
Are we thinking us? Literally? Like, are we talking about
Erica justin or are we doing us?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What kind of matter? We've never done that before?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know, do you want to do it? Yeah? You
can do Like archetypes have two best friends who live
in the trash.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, what if we.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Did two best friend raccoons on an adventure?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh, I love raccoons are my favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I love the way you say that word. He says
your name in that Yeah, my grandpa loved raccoons.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I love raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Living room was raccoon themed.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Really, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You would like go out and play with them and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He's I love raccoons so much. They're my favor They're
my favorite animal by far.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, So it's you and me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I've told you before, if I ever have money, I
want to domesticate. I want to and I can afford
having a pet. I want to domesticate a raccoon. That's
a real thing that I want.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Booboo. I'm right here, I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You have one. I'm donisticated. I'm here to stat.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay. So it's you and it's me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, you, it's Justin and Erica. The raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Did we turn into raccoons or have we always been
this way?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We've always been raccoons.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So this is just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It is just the way it is. And we live
in the dump, yes, obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And so there's a lot of trash. There's a lot
of garbage.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The whole stage is covered in garbage.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Perfect you know. I love a scent made of trash,
just effective. And then the element of time.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
M in in this in this world yeah or wait,
you know what perfect world?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So far no, wait.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know what it is? What You and I are
two raccoons and we've loved lived in the trash.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's our thing, it's us, it's what we love. Yeah.
And we're rooting through the trash, grabbing snaps, doing stuff
and I find something. You know what I find? Would
you find a watch? I've never seen a watch before,
A time. Ax. It's pretty and I look at it
and I get I fall in love with it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You learn the concept of time.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm the first raccoon in the world to learn the
concept of time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You go into you drop into an immediate existential crisis,
because as far as we knew, every day was just
best friend and trash.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I didn't know that there was time.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So you suddenly become like conscious and sentient of time. Yes,
and you're freaking out, and I'm like, came in, like
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm like, dude, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What did that shiny trash do to you?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Every day is just twenty four hours, And every day
that goes by, is it a day closer to death?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I go, what's death?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We you can't live for It's not just us in
trash anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's not forever. No, wait, what's forever time? This is
actually a tweetyma. Wait, I do like this though.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I go, I go. Look. The only way we can
figure out the real answers is if we find Rolex
and I show you like the like I've devoted my
I've devoted all my time to this watchunging.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Little like like clock and watch magazines and catalogs.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
This is the company that everyone talks about when it
comes to watches and watches our time and time is death.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They'll have they'll have the answers.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They'll have the answers.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We need to go to Rolex headquarters.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So it's it's a two raccoon journey. It's a it's
a raccoon duo journey to roll X headquarters to figure
out the concept of time because we don't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like our plan is like if these are the people
that make the watches, these are the people that control time.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, So so we can tell them to stop.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We want them to cut it out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
We can tell them to cut it out. So then
we can just focus on trash and us.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We want to live forever.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We want it to be garbage in us forever. Yeah,
And we don't want time. Yeah, oh my god, it's
kind of getting real. I know, it's getting like deep,
too deep, too deep for raccoons and trash.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, So we leave the dump.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So we leave the dump. I say, we're in a
dump in New York, Okay, And and there's a I
don't know where Rolics headquarters is, but we're putting them
in New York.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
This is a rare time where I'm like, we could
we could google that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We don't need to, Okay, So it's in New York.
It's in New York.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So we so we're figuring it out, and we're like, cool,
we got to get across the city. So let's run
through a couple obstacles of what these racoons have to
go through to get across the city.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I feel like they have to take a ferry.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, they for sure have to take a ferry. They
take the Pete Davidson Collins, just because those two bought
a fairy they take. Yeah, we're in a dump and
Staten Island to get on the island. Yeah, we get
on a ferry from Staten Island to Manhattan. How are
we hiding from people? Because we're raccoons, they'll kick us off.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think that there's a beautiful woman with a really
long fur coat. It's got fur trim on the bottom.
We just kind of scuttle and keep time with like
the hem of.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Her coat, so we look like the bottom.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We looked at the bottom of our coat, and then
like a little kid, like a little girl like is
with her mom. She's like, mommy, mommy, look's pointing out
like our eyes like under the bottom of the coat.
Mom's like, that's not nice to stare, like, I know,
it's an ugly coat. What people used to do.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's great. So we get we get across a fair,
across the fairy with a coat, and the next thing
we have to do is we have to take a subway. Yeah, yeah,
we did take a subway to get closer.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Stopping us, we see some rats and the rats the
rats are like, what the hell are you doing here?
We're head We're trying to get rolls quarters.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
We get there, we're to get there, We're not when
they take the a one of them by Anthony.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Get off at the one. Yeah, So the rats teach us.
The rats teach us are probably smoking cigarettes, and the
rats teach.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Us how to they're all smoking cigarettes, they're all eating pizza.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
They're all smoking cigarettes and eating pizza, and.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Take the subway like they got ample pay.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now we got to have a metro god.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's so yeah, so we go. You're so short, you
can get onto the thing. You don't need a metro
god like fair evasion.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's not that deep.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, exactly should we get on the A We got
on the We sit in seeds.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We sit in and we're sitting in seats like fantastic
mister Fox style, like are like we're upright and our
little legs are hanging the edge.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We're playing with that little bellies. Yeah, here's the thing.
No one is treating it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No one cares, no one cause everyone's good at minding
the business.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
This is going from two people who don't who when
you're listening to this, are starting to learn how to
live in New York. Yeah, one more records. We are not.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, we're gonna be pressed.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I assume that there's raccoons on the subway. But yeah,
so we take the We take the subway. Get off
the subway at Rolex headquarters. Yeah, okay, how do we
get in?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I feel like there's a revolving door with security doorman style.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
This is the place where we would get kicked out.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, this is where it's going.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
To get interesting. You know what we do?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
We find? We go into an alley next to Rolex headquarters,
you know, we find what do we find?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
We find a change coat.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And then who else is out on the street all
the time? Some guy passing out flyers for his improv
show exactly you probably know exactly. And we're like, hey man,
we need some help. And he said, he said, oh,
you're auditioning. You're auditioning actors. And we say, oh my god.
And we go, yeah, what's the role? What's the role?
And we're like, oh, it's it's it's the role of
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like a business man. He's a businessman.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We don't know the content of time, but we're like
completely like and we know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Everything else, everything else.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
We we convince him to ratitude style, wear a trench
coat and a hat and put that's.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
In his hat.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, we're in his hat.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
We're in his hat and his coat.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But we are even though he's a man and he
knows and I like, walk into a building, we are
ratitudeing his helping.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's like, I don't need this help, and he keeps
moving around.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He's like he's like robot walking in through these doors.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Security is like, what can I help you with?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sir? He says, I'm looking for the guys who run time, and.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They're like, this is not time. X is the Rolex.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We have some class and he goes in and we
go no, ask for the people who run time, and
he goes We're looking for the people who run Time,
like the watching Midtown. I think something, there's no Rolex
watches the ones who run time floor to floor, top floor,
seventy seventy seventh floor, seven floor. So we get in
the elevator, get in the elevator. We've never been in
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an elevator before. We're so confused for some.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Of the train for someone, we're running around like bouncing
off the walls. This guy's like that these casting director problem.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I think these are raccoons. I think these are raccoons.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Some stinks and it might be the trash on there.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I'm trying to think these casting directors are actually
wild raccoons. Crazy sentence. The door is open, could I say,
can can the improviser be played by Michael Sarah?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I think that's the only I think he pronounced raccoons
the way that.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You do Rackens.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think these casting directors, you say.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The word the less I know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Good.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The door is open. He's like, are we all done here?
And I go, yeah, you got the part and on them,
my Sarah, it's a million dollars. So we get out
and there's a secretary, a receptionist.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We're just two raccoons.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, to the to the CEO. What do we what
do we look out in? She's a nature lover. She's
spending every day in the ramble. She loves burning, she.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Loves nature, she loves creatures, tritters.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You're right, and so she's like, well, what are you
guys doing here? She's kind of like the snow wide
of Rolex h.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
K Eli Kempler.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yes, she is exactly, and she's like, what can I
help you with? And she she puts out her finger
like how Disney princesses do, and we we perch on them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I we're talking to her and I pull out from.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So we're playing ourselves in this play, right, exactly we're
doing like Gator rules.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, we're doing Gator rules. If you don't know what
that means, go listen to our last play now Cocaine Gator.
It's crazy. I pull out a broken Rolex watch. Yeah.
Go and you say, I want to this, I want
to fix this, And.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
She goes, oh, yeah, you have a broken watch. Like
we can fix a broken watch. You can fix this yeah,
And she's like yeah, and we're like yeah, yeah, we
need to fix time. And she's like, what do you
need to fix time? We need to fix fix the watch. Time.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We need to stop this.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's like, what do you what do you mean? And
we're like, me and my best friend just want to
live forever in the trash.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
We don't want we don't want want to move it.
We don't want the we don't want the arm.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Arm keeps moving. We don't want to know, we don't
want to know more than this.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, we don't want to We want to hang on
in the trash. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And she goes, hmm, I have something I need to meet.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think I need you to meet and she behind her.
She opens behind her it's the CEO Father Time. She
does control time.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I go father Time you're real, And Ellie goes, that's my.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Dad, your daughter time, your daughter time. So daughter time
and father time sit us down and they go, look,
there's nothing we can do to stop time.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
The watch keeps going because even when it's broken, time
keep going.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But one thing you don't have to do is you
don't have to worry about time and let it hurt
your days. You can spend You can spend your time
however you want, and you can spend it together and
in the trash.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Time passes, but you can stay present in the moment
with the power of friendship and love and trash.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And trash and father time goes, But I do have
something special for both of you. What what when he
takes his big shaft that has like the big like
clock on it, his shaft like the big.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Like his staff.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's not a dicky that's sounded like a dick thing.
That's like a dick thing. He takes his big shaft,
he takes.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
His staff, or he means like a grand.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Father Time grabs this huge staff. God, so father Time
grabs his huge staff with a big clock on the top,
and he goes, I have something special for Oh that
does sound really bad? Specially for both. He grabs the shaft,
he grabs his staff with a big clock on the top,
and he bangs it three times on the ground, just.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Like graduation boom, and.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
All these numbers lying through the air, lying through the
air magically we start falling.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So this is a play, not a movie. So just
so you guys know our projections.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Budget killer, really really good, really really really good. And
we end not in America anymore. No, but we end
on the top of Big Ben and we look over
the biggest clock in the world. We see time passing.
We look over London and Father Time shows up on
our right shoulder and we go, where are we Father Time?
(17:42):
He does, look to your right and the London Dump
is right next to Big Ben, and it's the most
beautiful dump in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So Father Time his magic is that he can transport
you from any clock to any clock.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that's really cool, really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, And we go, whoa, Father Time, thank you. There's
there's more trash here too, And he says, yeah, there's
more trash. There's always more time.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
He takes out he takes out a little a little
staff with a little clock on it. He goes, bang
this three times, and you can go to any clock
you want in the world, and you and your friend
can't stop time, but you can spend the rest of
your time. I am exploring and playing in the garbage together.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Use your time. Well, stinky rats, stinky rats, you raccoons
absolutely stink.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
That was what. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I don't think you've ever wanted to do a play
with that many set changes in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I never have, But I don't at a beat of
that one.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
That was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That was a pretty one.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I know that it was a play, but I was
imagining fantastic mister Fox animation the whole time.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Like a Pixar movie. Yeah, I like a lot. Wait,
so what's the name of it? Raccoons? No? From trash
to time?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Or about what about this time dump?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's good? Time dump? That's a good one?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Or like, no, I like time something we're friendship be
I go.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Time dump is fun? Yeah? Yeah, time dump, time dump,
dude dump. What a freaking play movie musical?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It was a story.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It was a story, and.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It was our last story of the summer for you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh man, it's our last story in this room. I know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
This has been a really nice room.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I know, but I'm excited. The next time you hear this,
it's probably gonna be louder. But these mics are directional,
so you.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Think about the mics is their direction?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Thank you, guys, know what you're listening to the episode of.
If you want to follow us on Instagram, follow me
justin Borack, follow Erica at actual Uricacoon. Check us out
on TikTok at Mediocre Jokes at the Playbitch. Don't forget
to rate, review and subscribe to show and to give
anything you want us to see read anything like that.
Email us at Plitzy podcast at gmail dot com. That's
Plitazy podcast at gmail dot com. You can read our
stuff at new play Exchange. You can check out my
(19:56):
other podcast, The Scene Podcast. Uh and listen to all
my fun interviews from the last season. Uh, and make
sure you're going to see theater. I'll tell you right now,
we've been living in New York maybe for a month
at this point. Knock on wood boy, Oh boy, I
hope we've seen some really cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh yeah, we'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And we will tell you all about it. Oh, that's
gonna be a fun segment. On the show. We're gonna
talk about all the shows that we see. That's just
gonna be a blast.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Season one, Episode one, we'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We'll tell you all about it for you, guys, we
will see you very very soon, but for each other
and for the last time. For a little while, I'm
gonna look my best friend in her big blue raccoon eyes.
I'm gonna say, Ericacoon. We can't stop time, but we
can George playing the trash every second of it together.
(20:42):
I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Justin back, I love you so much, you guys. Next time.
Byey Es
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