June 25, 2025 • 36 mins
Ep. 289 - Dodging Bullets, Liberal Women, and Asteroids
In this explosive "best of" compilation, David and Brad navigate Trump's Oval Office theatrics as well as the Democrats who are already launching their 2028 fantasy campaigns with Pete Buttigieg and AOC leading the charge into electoral oblivion.
The hosts dissect the government's breathtaking talent for spending hundreds of millions on transgender farming initiatives while the country faces real challenges, then pivot to the cultural wasteland of reality TV where woke brides leave grooms at the altar over their BLM protest participation. Meanwhile, AI promises to cure cancer but instead delivers virtual girlfriends, because apparently that's what humanity really needs.
Plus: Loch Ness Monster sightings and the world's hairiest man. Finally, it should be a relief to most Earthlings that the 3% chance of an asteroid impacting our planet is down to 0.0004%, proving once again that dodging bullets comes in many forms.
In this explosive "best of" compilation, David and Brad navigate Trump's Oval Office theatrics as well as the Democrats who are already launching their 2028 fantasy campaigns with Pete Buttigieg and AOC leading the charge into electoral oblivion.
The hosts dissect the government's breathtaking talent for spending hundreds of millions on transgender farming initiatives while the country faces real challenges, then pivot to the cultural wasteland of reality TV where woke brides leave grooms at the altar over their BLM protest participation. Meanwhile, AI promises to cure cancer but instead delivers virtual girlfriends, because apparently that's what humanity really needs.
Plus: Loch Ness Monster sightings and the world's hairiest man. Finally, it should be a relief to most Earthlings that the 3% chance of an asteroid impacting our planet is down to 0.0004%, proving once again that dodging bullets comes in many forms.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
In these bleak days, humanity is at a breaking point.
Economies are tanking, the woke mob is canceling everything, and
the little guy who's just trying to run a small
business is getting screwed from both ends. But not all
is lost. Amidst the chaos, two men offer up their
(00:26):
voices in the darkness, dropping two thousand pounds laser guided
truth bombs on today's Lunacy, introducing the Sirens of Sanity,
David Pridham and l Bradley Sheaf.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
There you have it, folks. Journey an outstanding band of
the eighties. No one would dispute that, and the Great
hits the high note like no one else. He never
stopped believing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're not going to stop believing, and you out there
should not stop believing.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Even though this is a best of, we'll be back
in a week.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
We are so excited to be back in the week,
but we right now are working on our show on
upcoming podcasts, so this week it has to be a
best of episode while we work all this out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And we will. But while we're working on that, the.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Rest of you should listen to this best of and
we will see you again in one more week.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
On ip frument.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We won't see them because we're not going to be
in the same room with them, thank god, because we
need like a restraining order more euphemism.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is that what that is? I don't know anyway. See
in a couple of weeks, folks.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So Lockedness. Apparently there is a new sighting of Bessie,
which is the Lockness Monster, and it just came in.
There's now a center at Lockness that is there simply
to study this Lockness Monster, whether it's an apparition or
what it is. But it's called the it's called the
(02:05):
Center for Lockedness Research and Study.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
It's clever.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
So apparently a new witness emerged that spotted a no
you know iteration if you will, the sighting of the
the fabled Lockedness Monster. And that's down pretty clear at
least as I see it, that there is there is
(02:31):
something down there. What's what's striking to me though, is
it's a big lake. But it's not. Yeah, I mean
you you they've gone down they pretty much scanned the
whole thing and they haven't seen this thing. But it's
odd that it just comes out at certain points in
time and then goes hides. Maybe there's an underwater cave
you think.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It could be, Buddy, I admit to having not spent
a ton of time on the Lockness Monster. But here's
my question for Yeah, when was the first sighting of
the Locknest Monster?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I want to say it was in the sixties. It
might have been before that. It might have been before that.
I'm not exactly So.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This monster, whatever it may be, let's just say it
was just to say for the sake of the argument,
it was nineteen sixty is sixty five if it was
the photo, first photo or observation.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Of the d to answer your question born According to
groc the first widely recognized sighting of the Locknest Monster
was on April fourteenth, nineteen thirty three, a couple, John
McKay and his wife reported seeing a large creature rolling
and plunging in the waters off lock Nests.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
All right, so this thing is over ninety years old.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Well, I mean, there there are some that go back.
It says that one of the oldest references to lock
this Monster is from a D five sixty five in
the Life of Saint Columbia, describes this missionary who lived
on the shores of the Lockedness and supposedly save demand
from being attacked by the commanding sea creature. So yeah,
(04:17):
it depends on So it could be thousands of years old.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah see, I mean just that is, you know, you
would have to have generations of Lockness monsters at this point,
and so, you know, I mean, I'm not a biologist,
but my understanding is is that you know, for the
most part, unless you're a tree or some form of
plan maybe a fungus, you need you know, a male
(04:43):
and a female. So in order for this thing to exist,
there would have to be, you know, some sort of
family structure in Lockness for said monsters.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And you know, I don't know, it seems to stretch.
Bunny seems to stretch.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So you're saying, no, I'm saying this.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Is not saying that I'm saying, with all the work
that's been done scanning the lake, et cetera, et cetera.
I watched the idea that there would be a family
of Lochness monsters procreating seems seems like a stretch.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I watched the special on the Discovery Channel where they
were literally just going around scanning this lake and they
didn't find anything. But yeah, it could be an underwater
cavern or something.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
M m hmm, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think the most realistic, you know, theory is that
there's a wormhole from another galaxy that terminates under the
water in Lockness, and these beings are coming from another galaxy,
you know, because Lockness is kind of like a spa
for the other galaxy, and other galaxies.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
They don't have things like Lockness.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
With the with the super the Scottish Highlands, you know,
all of that, and so you know, if you are
sort of living in the tall cotton, if you will
in another galaxy, you can afford to zip through the
wormhole and enjoy the wonders of Lockness. And they do
ask you not to be photographed because you don't want
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to ruin it for everybody. But sometimes people just can't
help themselves. They're not people. The creatures from the other
galaxy just can't help themselves because Lockness is so all
inspiring and healthful, and you know, they get captured by
an iPhone or something. But I think that's probably the
most realistic and scientifically well founded explanation for why these
(06:42):
sightings continue.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
If you had to rank the likelihood of you know,
they're the Big Three, right, the Big Three, It's Locknst Monster,
It's Bigfoot, and then it's the abominable snowmen. Right. If
you had to rank the likelihood of any or all
of those existing, rank number one the most likely that it exists,
Number three the least likely. How would how would you
(07:05):
rank those three? Or they could all be three's right?
Could you say that none of them are likely?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, I mean, at this point, I don't think any
of them are particularly likely. If you're looking for the
most likely, Yeah, I'm tempted to go with abominable snowman,
But it depends upon whether the adjective counts, Because what
if the snowman himself exists, but he's not abominable. He's
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just kind of a nice guy, you know, he's just
hanging out, lives in the Himalayas, enjoys the winter season,
and there's just nothing abominable about him, which count. Yes, skis, sleds, builds,
snowmen would count. If you discovered the snowman and he
wasn't abominable.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I don't know that it would tell you the truth.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I
have the answer to that question. No, but I would
say this. I would say this I the way I
would rank them. I think Bigfoot is very likely got
the three right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Again, you got to ask yourself, there are you know,
what if you find him but his feet you know,
are small portionally or not all that big. I mean
it's you know, let's say you know, the Bigfoot if
you will, is six' five and he's got, like you,
know size fifteen. FEET i mean that's you, KNOW i
mean that's a big, foot but not proportionally.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
BIG i mean it's bobbling ear head size twenty. One
he's dead.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Too there you, go can't find?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Him SO i mean that's the, question. RIGHT i, mean
like you, know as you as you go through these
very worthwhile thought, experiments if you find the, snowman he's not,
abominable does that? Count if you Find bigfoot but his
feet are, proportional does that?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Count?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Right if you find the locked ness monster but it's
not from locked, Ness oh it's not a, monster or
it's not a, monster does that?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
COUNT i don't. Know we say this every. Week there
is so much going. On there is so much going
on that you don't even know where to, start right
follow it if someone Asked, trump what are the five
things you? Did like Like, biden it would be, easy,
right slept a, lot you, know went To delaware. Sad But,
(09:22):
trump if you sit To, trump, okay what were the
five things you accomplished this? Week he couldn't answer because
there are literally dozens and. DOZENS i, mean he gets
Cash betel. Confirmed he you see this Whole Fort knox.
Thing they're gonna Audit Fort knox because he's, like he's,
like good talking about the audit Of fortknox BECAUSE i
guess the gold. Reserves there's there's a theory there's no gold.
(09:44):
There So trump's gonna Audit Fort. Knox and then he
then he goes on to you, know the Whole Bobby kennedy,
think And Bobby kennedy is now taking another look at
some of THESE covid vaccines and these studies that are
troubling to say the least as someone who was vaccinated and.
Boosted and and then you've got this guy and you
See Howard, LUTNICK.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I think commerce. Guy, Right, yeah so he's gonna be
over The baton.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Office absolutely freaking. Terrific he's in The Oval office. Yesterday
So trump's sitting. There did you see?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
This?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
NO i, did not the greatest. THING i, mean and
this is just scratching. This so we're not even onto
The Ukraine war or The Middle east or THE. Jfkse
he's sitting, there and he's got behind, him he's Got
Howard lutnick on his left standing. There trump's sitting at the.
Desk he's Got Bobby Kennedy junior to the, right and
(10:34):
then next To Bobby Kennedy. Jr is a maybe maybe
seven foot by five foot map of the south eastern
portion of The United states with the Words gulf Of
america written in huge, font huge. Funk and so he
gets in. There the first thing he does is he
and then he has this guy come out who's his
(10:55):
like calendar. Secretary and the guy, says and he's supposed
to be their signingecutive. Orders, Okay so he's up there
and he's the first executive order he signs is the
guy he's got these. From filled with reporters, too and
the secretary, says this is a bill that will freeze
the security clearances of every lawyer who has a clearance
(11:18):
at the law firm Of comington And, berlin which is
a huge white shoe law. Firm and this is the
firm that gave a bunch of pro bono hours To
Jack smith when he was doing the investigation into the
documents At Mar A, lago AND i think he Did
january sixth, too but they gave like hundreds of hours for.
Free So trump's freezed all their which is, perfect freezed
(11:39):
all their security. Clearances and he and he they go
on and on about how this you, know they're looking
at this and they're gonna have to it's gonna take,
many many months to resolve and this, stuff And trump
is just. Chuckling lutnik is. Chuckling and Then trump signs
the executive order and some woman in the press corps
asked him a question About, ukraine And trump, says, no, no, no, no, no, no,
(11:59):
no not. NOW i want to enjoy, this and he
finishes signing the. Thing then he holds up with pen.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Tell me again what he was. Signing he's doing What.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's freezing the security clearances of every lawyer At covington And,
berlin which is a huge multinational law firm with thousands of.
Lawyers it's like one of the white shoe law firms
in this. Country, Right we've dealt with them many, times
but to freeze their security, clearance this is going to
put such a wrinkle into their, business even if they
(12:28):
go and try to get it. Overturned, basically what this
says IS fu To covington And. Burling and so he's
signing it and the woman interrupts him and he, says.
Listen he, says just give me a. MINUTE i really enjoy.
This finishes signing, it holds it up and he, goes,
oh this feels. Good and then he holds, it he
puts the cap on the, pen holds up the pen
to head. It usually you sign one of these and
(12:48):
you give it to, somebody right, Right and he's, like
who SHOULD i give this this? Pender he's looking around
and he, goes you know, what and he throws it
into the crowd of reporters and he, goes why don't
you give that To jack's? Smith and then he starts,
chuckling and it's, like, okay and you know, That and
if that were, it if there were a period at
the end of, that it would be something, okay Because
(13:10):
Bobby kennedy's, there because they've got a healthcare executive. Order
somebody started with that. One and then he goes on
and he, says and NOW i want to talk about
The Gold. Card have you heard about this.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
The Gold?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Card? No so he, said, listen we are doing a
new there's some visa program by which someone can pay
like one hundred thousand dollars to jump the green card
line and get a work visa or something like. That
and So trump, goes what we're going to do is
we're going to create what's called the Gold. Card all,
right well vet people very, carefully but for the price
of five million dollars or, so plus agreement to pay
(13:44):
taxes and this and, that they could jump the green card.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Line AND i have a million.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Dollars and Then trump Goes howard to explain more about,
it And letnik gets up, there and let, niked, like
his story is. Terrific he's the FORMER ceo Of Kenner.
Fitzgerald he lost hundreds of friends on nine to eleven
because they were in the world one of those. Towers
and he's you, ever LET i, mean it's worth listening
to his his story of that day because it's, heartbreaking
but it's also inspirational in how that company came, back
(14:12):
and you, know he he just dealt with so many
families that were destroyed by, that by that that you, know.
Crime But lutnik gets up, there And lutnik is just
absolutely one of my favorite gets up. There he goes,
listen he goes. Listen we realized that this old program was.
Garbage it was it was. Junkie so we wanted to
do is create something. Terrific we went to create this Is,
(14:33):
lutnick Not, trump because. Terrific we want the gold, standards
so we do The Gold card five million. Dollars they
jumped the. Line he, goes these are these are and
then somebody, says, well what have you let in? Terrorists he, goes,
nope these are going to be quality. People we're gonna
vet them, quality quality, people good, people and we're gonna
have lots of good. People and then they go on
for this for five minutes And Bobby, kennedy, MEANWHILE i
was just standing there right next to a next to
(14:55):
a huge map of The gulf Of, america and then,
lettinix mister, president we have some New this is The
secretary Of. Commerce, yeah Mister, president we had, who by the,
way is a billionaire in his own, right very accomplished man,
says Mister, president we have some new maga hats we
wanted you to. See and he pulls out a stack
of like ten maga hats and puts the other The trump's, like,
(15:18):
oh these are, nice and they're just they're red maga,
hats but they have like a new emblemon or, so
So trump's, like these are. Knights he hands went To.
Lutnik leutnik has, it and then he hands hands with
To Bobby kennedy And Bobby kenny's just standing like what
the fuck is going? On and uh it Us he's
not even he just that's hand me out to the.
Crowd that then Then he's like and you, know he's
revamped the press, corps, right so he's got you, know
(15:39):
he got rid of like THE ap and he has
like revolving so it's not just the same jack holes
who you are there to cause them. Trouble he's got
a bunch of friendly digital media in there. Now and
So trump's, like are there any any good? Questions and
there's this guy who's like a Total Trump sicka. FAN
i don't know what his name, is but he's for
like one of these conservative deals And. Trump trump's, like
(16:04):
you have a, question you, Know Bill smith or whatever
his name. Is. Hecauy, yeah he, says Mister, TRUMP i
just want to let you know what you're doing here
in terms of. Transparency transparency is absolutely this is a press,
member absolutely. Inspirational, absolutely this guy's talking Like. Trump it's,
Like i've never seen anything like. It this is. Inspirational
this is amazing what you're. Doing and just And he's,
like from The gulf Of america to The Gold card
(16:25):
to everything, else cash, betel everything else is going so.
Well it's. Amazing And trump looks at, him takes one
of the, hats flings it to. Him the grag guy
grabs that, Goes i'm gonna treasure And trump, goes, thank good,
question good. Question it's Just and, meanwhile he hasn't even
got to the executive order on healthcare. Yet Bobby keilly's
just standing there through this whole, thing is standing.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
There, well, buddy it's a brave new. WORLD i, mean
at the end of four, years we'll see where we.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Are hopefully we are you, know up into the right
of where we, were.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
But, uh you know that remains to be seen so.
FAR i like.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
It So i've been using The rock now it's like version,
three And i've been using it for things in our.
Business i've been using it for this book That i'm
working on, now just, research and it's amazing how far
it's come and how good the responses. ARE i, mean
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it's really really. Remarkable and this thing will do everything
from give, you you, know advice on your personal, life
to advice on you, know drafting your your you, know senior,
thesis to to you, know things in things in. Business
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it's really. Incredible it helps you plan, trips it helps
you you, know it's basically a virtual travel agent that
can help you get. RESERVATIONS i, mean it is. Insane
AND i can only imagine when they start to monetize this,
thing because right now it's still in. Beta but when
they start to monetize this, thing forget about. It it's
going to be, Uh johnny bar the. DOORS a lot
(18:00):
of good things it can, do there's also a lot
of as you would, say brad evil evil that it can.
Do But i've also debated it about THE jfk. ASSASSINATION i,
mean If i've literally got a string going with groc
now ON jfk and it keeps coming up with new.
Theories but it agrees with me that something is rotten In, denmark.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Something on the.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Foot, yeah BUT i, MEAN i think the thing that's
most disturbing for me ABOUT ai AND i have admittedly
never interacted with AN. AI i haven't asked CHAT gpt any.
QUESTIONS i didn't know WHAT groc was until you explained
it to.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Me i'm not again.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
IT i, mean it's not Like i'm taking some stance
WHERE i won't interact WITH.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
AI i just. Haven't, YEAH i.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Don't, know just, haven't, Right but you're sort of encouraging me.
Too if it'll actually help you make travel, reservations i'd be.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Handy but.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
WHAT i think all you need to know about humanity
is we have this, tool arguably the most remarkable tool.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That man kind will have ever.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Devised if we could actually get THIS ai thing, right
have it not destroy us and you, know be able
to do things like you see on sci fi. Shows
we just talk into space and, say, hey you, know
book me a flight To Catman dar and get me a.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Hotel there or.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Whatever and, oh by the, WAY i also order my
wife flowers and. Whatever and the thing just goes, okay
and all that. HAPPENS i, mean that will be a remarkable.
Tool but instead of focusing on, that on the usefulness of, It,
hey you, KNOW ai cure?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Cancer, okay, boom you, know here's here's the? Whatever? Right, HEY,
ai how do we get clean water to people who
don't have? It just do? This? RIGHT i, mean instead
of doing.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
That every fricking TIME i turn around and try to
do something on my phone or on my, computer there
is a little advertisement in the sidebar trying to convince
me to get AN ai girlfriend who will do ANYTHING i.
Want how are, You? Brad you'd like me to put
(20:04):
this on for?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Brad it must be, effective, RIGHT i mean capitalism being
what it, is the fact that these advertisements are increasing
in frequency as opposed to decreasing infrequency obviously means that
it's money.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Making AND i mean that's just literally all you need
to know about.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Humanity do you think that's the worst story we're going
to cover? Today?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
No my guess is, no because you, have speaking of amazing,
capacities you have an amazing capacity to stack these things
such that we continue to move along the curve of
ridiculousness from in a lesser to greater.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Degree you've got a gift for.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
That so my guess is that not only is this
not the craziest thing we're going to cover, it it's
the least.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah The democrats are starting to launch their twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Bits are you? Serious i'm.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Serious the first two people who look like they're going
to be forming exploratory committees are Remember Pete Botag.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Pete. Yes and there's no way that clown is going
to run for.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
President come, on he is running for? Presidents going to
vote for? HIM i don't, know but he's. Running he's
the guy who got that bridge collapsed and the port
strikes and all that. Stuff and, yeah so he's. Running,
well least he's exploring the possibility that he may decide
that he potentially could run at some point in the.
Future and THEN aoc is another one that's launching a
(21:38):
an exploratory.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Committee oh, good yeah, GOOD i. Hope you know what
it would just be amazing is if she was The
democratic candidate for the, presidency what is the? Benefit she's
an absolute? GET i mean she she could not light
a forty watte ball with her mental cabat just a.
Get maybe more of a get even Than Gamala, harris
(22:00):
which is saying. Something so someone is telling her to
start an exploratory, committee, RIGHT i, mean someone is, saying,
hey you should do, this so there must be some
benefit to.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
It and so that is my question to, you is
what is the benefit.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Other, than you, know the purported benefit of actually investigating
whether or not you would be a viable candidate for the.
Presidency there must be some other benefit because there's no
one on earth who thinks THAT aoc might be a
viable candidate for the, president, literally not a Single, printon
no matter how rabid of a lefty you.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Are and that's that's, that.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Right it's like talking to a child and telling them
that there's a chance they might get an ice cream
cone later THAT i understand that you could CONVINCE aoc of.
That my question is slightly, different which, is given that
no reasonable rational adult would think that she could be
a viable candidate for the, presidency what is the benefit
of starting an exploratory?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Committee you can start raising.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Money so let me ask you, this WHICH i also
don't know the answer, to and you probably. Do so
IF i start an exploratory committee or, whatever for my
candidacy to the.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
President and let's just, say for the sake of round,
NUMBERS i raise a million.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Bucks, right that's all, yours all, yours my, Friends and
so IF i drop, OUT i just, say, ah you,
know it turns OUT i can't be the.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
PRESIDENT i just get to keep that money without. Restriction,
NO i.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
DON'T i think there are certain things you can do
with that. Money BUT i don't think you. CAN i
think you either have to return it or you can
form a political action committee that then donates the money
to other. Camps as long as it it's a political
purpose and it's being reported as, such you. Can you
can form a. Pack it's not like you can take
it and you, know go buy yourself like A lamborghini or.
Goal yeah you can't do. That, Yeah but what else
(23:55):
is going on in the? Government stock market's going a
little crazy over these. Terrorists inflation's way to so the
price of eggs has come down like three bucks.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Does is that due to a reduction of inflation or
the fact that we're through the bird flu. ISSUE i
thought that was what was driving eggs, up was that
all the chickens were dying.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Because of the bird.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Flu biden called all the. Chickens, Yeah trump is coming
in to take. Office biden's, like, hey take, This i'm
gonna kill all the. Chickens eggs are gonna go through the.
Roof people are gonna blame. You take.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
That, Yeah i'm not exactly, sure but it seems like
the overall inflation index is coming down two energy, Prices
so that's. GOOD i, mean the market's in turmoil and
it's in correction. Territory but you know, what you got
to crack a few eggs to make an. Outlet and
THEN i Guess doze is continuing to cut cut cut.
THEY i guess they cut four hundred million this program
(24:48):
through the deportment of. Agriculture they had a bunch of
programs or a bunch of contracts through this program that
were geared at getting money to, transformers not, transformers but
trans four hundred million.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Bucks how many transfarmers can.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Three transfarmers not farmers that? LIKE i get, THAT i
mean there's. More there's frankly more transformers than there are.
Transfarmers my honest to. Goodness how many trans farmers people
who farm the land who are trans can there possibly?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Be?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
WELL i think it's part of. IT i also think
it's part of it is teaching people who are trans
to be.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Farmed you're just trans earn the second half of the. Title,
yeah you want to be a, farmer but you're not.
Yet so here's the. Course you get you some, money
some walking around.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Money, see and this is this is all you need to.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Know, okay so, Listen so set aside.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Again you, know there's there's no point in wandering down
the argumentative lane of you, know how we should treat
trans people all.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
That just set all of that, aside.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Okay because there's just a bottomless well of just dumb.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Polemic so we'll stay out of.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
That but here's all you need to know about your,
government no matter where you fall on the trans. Issue
The United states government at some point in time looked
at itself in the mirror and, said.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You know what we got to do. Here we got
to spend four hundred million.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Dollars so a million dollars for those of you scoring at,
home is.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
One thousand thousand. Dollars, Okay so it's one thousand thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Dollars we're going to spend four hundred of those units
trying to RECRUIT i think the number that is supported
by the trans. Community is like one tenth of one
percent of the population is.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Trans now that sounds like a big number to.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Me but, regardless one tenth of one, percent Dank demos's
trends the trans she's and you, say as the, Government
i'm gonna spend four hundred million bucks going out and
recruiting these people to become. Farmers and so while you're
looking in the mirror as THE us, government, say, well, golly, yeah,
(27:17):
okay that seems like a lot of, money but maybe
it's a good. Idea are we short farmers in this?
Country is do we need to recruit Fin? Now, no
we're not short.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Farmers, Well, brad let me jump in here real, quickly
because you, know as often is the, CASE i get
a little bit ahead of the. Story so four hundred
million was cut this, week including a three hundred and
seventy nine thousand dollars. Program so three hundred and seventy
nine thousand dollars program to educate transgender. Farmers so it's
(27:49):
two hundred and seventy nine, thousand not four hundred. Million.
Now included that four hundred million were other trans, programs
including a one hundred thousand dollars study of vand or
Built university of The harvard of The south to study
social network involvement with transgender. Minorities three hundred thirty seven
thousand was canceled for A University houston study on the
(28:13):
fear of deportation among Trans. LATINAS a six hundred and
eighty one thousand dollars study at The university Of pennsylvania
for studying social media anti vaping messages for sexual and
gender minority. Keens two hundred and twenty five Thousand university
Of colorado study to study effect of hormones on headaches
(28:35):
and the trans. Masculine eight point five million for consulting
on fiscal stewardship to improve the management of farm operations
among transgender. Youth so it's eight point five, million and
there were more like, That SO i was a little
bit ahead of the curve. THERE i kind of got
a little. Excited it wasn't four hundred, million and in
(28:56):
terms of one, program but it seems like there are
millions in farmer lad programs for trandsgender, youth and a
bunch of other trends programs in this four hundred million
that was. Cut so, again your analysis is spot. ON
i may have been a little over, eager but, again
As Bing crosby would, say you do have to crack
(29:16):
some of these eggs to make The omelet m have to.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Love one side of the political spectrum or the. Other
if you're being at all intellectually, honest you have to,
say it's good that we're making these. Cuts And i've
had this conversation with people who think differently THAN i,
do which is, fine makes for a good conversation if
the person is reasonable and, rational AND i openly admit
(29:43):
that You trump is taking a sledgehammer to THE us.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Government but let's get to something a little more a
little AS. Cd did you watch the Show Love Is?
Blind the Program love Is. Blind, no it's this big.
Show it's on one of the cable. Networks it's a
show where they blindfold. People they blindfold them and then
they put them in a room and then they have
them go on dates with other people that are. Blindfolded
(30:09):
it's like The Helen keller. Approach they're not really blind.
BLIND i did see this one part of the show
THAT i thought was. Interesting so what they do is
they take these, people they blindfold, them and then the
people decide which other blindfolded people they want to be.
With and then when they decide who they want to be,
with LIKE i think they have To, BASICALLY i think
they get engaged blindfolded and then they, say, Okay i'm
(30:29):
going to marry this. Person and then they take hard.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
To get the ring on the gal's.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Finger somebody else may have to do, that but they
get engaged and then they take the blindfolds off and
so And I'm i'm, PARAFI i DON'T i have not seen,
this but basically that's how it, works right in a
nutshell blind people who are not legally blind and they
cannot have. It they cannot have you, know handicapped, plates
if that's your next, Question. Brad but, anyway, yes they're
(30:56):
legally blind and they're not legally blind blindfolded and they
go on, dates then they decide they want to mate
with and they get. Married they say, there you, know
and then they get that the blindfold's taken. Off then
it's likely you, know what the hell is going on?
Here you, know because you think you're gonna be With
Marilyn monroe and then you're With James.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
MONROE i guess this is fraught With, Beryl.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Like you think you're Getting Randy, moss you end up
With Dank. Demas you know What i'm. Saying SO i guess.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
She's not going to get up and catch a ball
over the top of the. Defender there's no. Chance she's not.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Not creating separation on that. Defense he's not going to
ban any attention To derek coming across the.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Middle, no she's not taking the lid off the.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Defense, no, no, no, no, Anyway SO i guess in the
latest season of this, show they, blindfolded they blindfold off
these people and this, couple AND i sent you the.
Link this couple gets up on the, altar they start getting,
married and it's like everything's like REALITY. Tv NOW i
think's REALITY, tv but you would think that if they
didn't want to be with what they just say. No
and this is like you look at the, couple they
(31:53):
seem like they're both relatively you, know they're not. Ogres
but then they get up there and the minister's like
do you take this and this woman and the guy's like.
Yeah and then they said to the, woman you take this?
Man and she actually she's like, NO i can't do,
it and she gives this long speech about how he
was inactivated during The Black Lives matter protests and he
opposed THE covid, lockdowns and so she just couldn't marry.
(32:17):
Him and she's this smug liberal person who clearly has
never worked a day in her, life who is just
smug as can, be and, like you, know leaves the
altar and then gets in the car and like is
laughing at the, guy SAYING i could never be with
someone like, That and it's just unbearable to. Watch but
(32:37):
at the same, time you need to know what's out
there and it's going, on and the guy dodged a freaking.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Bullet well that was gonna be my. Comment so he
gets to the altar with this scal that he.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Matt well.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
BLINDFOLDED i mean the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Is you, know that's part of the, Thing like that's
part of the.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Shtick, no, no, RIGHT i mean it's not like it
was an accident that he was. BLINDFOLDED i mean it.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Was all it's All hamas type.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Deal we're not talking about.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That she gets when did she just? So did she ask?
Them at the, altar they're standing up there and the
pastor's there and they're getting ready to do the, thing
and she, goes, hey hold on a, minute you know
did you, protest you, know.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
During THE blm? Riots when did she find this?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Out so AGAIN i did. NOT i read the article
AND i saw the clip in the, Article so keep
that in. Mind much LIKE i jumped the gun on
the four hundred million to the to the, TRANSFORMERS i.
Haven't i'm going to full, Disclosure i'm. Not i'm not
fully up to watch the. Show my understanding is that
it happens sometime before they go up to the, altar
in which Case i'm like humiliates. Them but then at
(33:39):
the end of the, day she's the one that looks
like just a, rotten rotten, person horrible human.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Being, okay both, yeah you're.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Right and then, Finally, brad have you heard of have
you heard Of Lalite? PATADOR i don't.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Believe.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
SO i don't Think i've heard of anyone named L
elite Or, patador and certainly not the combination of the.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Two so Now.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Elite padodar is the hairiest man in the. World it's
a world, record the harriest face on a. MAN i
believe it's a. Man H he had two hundred and
one point seventy two hairs per square centimeter of, skin
meaning over ninety five percent of his face is covered in.
Hair he was born with an extremely rare condition called hyper,
(34:27):
trichosis which is also known as the werewolf, syndrome which
causes excessive hair growth and six spread. Sitting you may
ask yourself how many cases have there been since The Middle? Ages, well,
brother there have been fifty known cases since The Middle.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Ages there you.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Go it's not a.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Lot it's not a, lot really not a.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Lot not a, lot BUT i mean a world world record.
HOLDER i don't know what you can. Do the bad
news is can you shave? It and what happens if
he's like teen? Wolf when you shave, it it comes
right back like The MICHAEL. J fox? Vehicle is it like?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
That there's only been fifty, cases, Buddy so since we're
not there's not a lot of you, know it's not
a statistically significant. Sample SO i don't know that you,
know you really know what to do about.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
This it's like the asteroid Hitting. Earth you just don't.
KNOW i, mean any other comments on, this.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
YEAH i don't have any comments on. Them i'm Glad
i'm not the guy.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
That had to count to know that there were two
hundred and seventy four hairs for square.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Centimeter i'm glad it wasn't my. JOB i wouldn't have
liked to have done. It i'm Glad i'm not this.
Guy i'm GLAD i don't suffer from this.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Disease and it seems good for the general population that
it's only happened fifty times since The Middle.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Ages so, there let me.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Just say one more thing before we wrap. Up remember
that asteroid that we had a three percent chance of
Hitting earth in it's down down to zero point four,
percent and it now is expected to pass safely By so,
so even though that's several years down the, road that's
in this.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Program we dodged a bullet by not marrying the rabid,
leftist and we dodged a bullet by not being hit
by an. Asteroid, well, BUDDY i mean this has been
a good. SHOW i mean this has been a good.
Show we've had bullet, dodging both with respect to liberal
women and. Asteroids i'm not sure which is generally more,
damaging probably the liberal. Women and we've dodged the bullet
(36:16):
of having two hundred and seventy five hairs per square
centimeter on our, face.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
And we'll do it again next, WEEK ip.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Frequently this has BEEN ip, frequently once, again clearing a
forest of lies with the machete of.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
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Speaker 5 (01:43):
So Lockedness. Apparently there is a new sighting of Bessie,
which is the Lockness Monster, and it just came in.
There's now a center at Lockness that is there simply
to study this Lockness Monster, whether it's an apparition or
what it is. But it's called the it's called the
(02:05):
Center for Lockedness Research and Study.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
It's clever.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
So apparently a new witness emerged that spotted a no
you know iteration if you will, the sighting of the
the fabled Lockedness Monster. And that's down pretty clear at
least as I see it, that there is there is
(02:31):
something down there. What's what's striking to me though, is
it's a big lake. But it's not. Yeah, I mean
you you they've gone down they pretty much scanned the
whole thing and they haven't seen this thing. But it's
odd that it just comes out at certain points in
time and then goes hides. Maybe there's an underwater cave
you think.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It could be, Buddy, I admit to having not spent
a ton of time on the Lockness Monster. But here's
my question for Yeah, when was the first sighting of
the Locknest Monster?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I want to say it was in the sixties. It
might have been before that. It might have been before that.
I'm not exactly So.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This monster, whatever it may be, let's just say it
was just to say for the sake of the argument,
it was nineteen sixty is sixty five if it was
the photo, first photo or observation.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Of the d to answer your question born According to
groc the first widely recognized sighting of the Locknest Monster
was on April fourteenth, nineteen thirty three, a couple, John
McKay and his wife reported seeing a large creature rolling
and plunging in the waters off lock Nests.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
All right, so this thing is over ninety years old.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Well, I mean, there there are some that go back.
It says that one of the oldest references to lock
this Monster is from a D five sixty five in
the Life of Saint Columbia, describes this missionary who lived
on the shores of the Lockedness and supposedly save demand
from being attacked by the commanding sea creature. So yeah,
(04:17):
it depends on So it could be thousands of years old.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah see, I mean just that is, you know, you
would have to have generations of Lockness monsters at this point,
and so, you know, I mean, I'm not a biologist,
but my understanding is is that you know, for the
most part, unless you're a tree or some form of
plan maybe a fungus, you need you know, a male
(04:43):
and a female. So in order for this thing to exist,
there would have to be, you know, some sort of
family structure in Lockness for said monsters.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And you know, I don't know, it seems to stretch.
Bunny seems to stretch.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So you're saying, no, I'm saying this.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Is not saying that I'm saying, with all the work
that's been done scanning the lake, et cetera, et cetera.
I watched the idea that there would be a family
of Lochness monsters procreating seems seems like a stretch.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I watched the special on the Discovery Channel where they
were literally just going around scanning this lake and they
didn't find anything. But yeah, it could be an underwater
cavern or something.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
M m hmm, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think the most realistic, you know, theory is that
there's a wormhole from another galaxy that terminates under the
water in Lockness, and these beings are coming from another galaxy,
you know, because Lockness is kind of like a spa
for the other galaxy, and other galaxies.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
They don't have things like Lockness.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
With the with the super the Scottish Highlands, you know,
all of that, and so you know, if you are
sort of living in the tall cotton, if you will
in another galaxy, you can afford to zip through the
wormhole and enjoy the wonders of Lockness. And they do
ask you not to be photographed because you don't want
(06:16):
to ruin it for everybody. But sometimes people just can't
help themselves. They're not people. The creatures from the other
galaxy just can't help themselves because Lockness is so all
inspiring and healthful, and you know, they get captured by
an iPhone or something. But I think that's probably the
most realistic and scientifically well founded explanation for why these
(06:42):
sightings continue.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
If you had to rank the likelihood of you know,
they're the Big Three, right, the Big Three, It's Locknst Monster,
It's Bigfoot, and then it's the abominable snowmen. Right. If
you had to rank the likelihood of any or all
of those existing, rank number one the most likely that it exists,
Number three the least likely. How would how would you
(07:05):
rank those three? Or they could all be three's right?
Could you say that none of them are likely?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, I mean, at this point, I don't think any
of them are particularly likely. If you're looking for the
most likely, Yeah, I'm tempted to go with abominable snowman,
But it depends upon whether the adjective counts, Because what
if the snowman himself exists, but he's not abominable. He's
(07:33):
just kind of a nice guy, you know, he's just
hanging out, lives in the Himalayas, enjoys the winter season,
and there's just nothing abominable about him, which count. Yes, skis, sleds, builds,
snowmen would count. If you discovered the snowman and he
wasn't abominable.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I don't know that it would tell you the truth.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I
have the answer to that question. No, but I would
say this. I would say this I the way I
would rank them. I think Bigfoot is very likely got
the three right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Again, you got to ask yourself, there are you know,
what if you find him but his feet you know,
are small portionally or not all that big. I mean
it's you know, let's say you know, the Bigfoot if
you will, is six' five and he's got, like you,
know size fifteen. FEET i mean that's you, KNOW i
mean that's a big, foot but not proportionally.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
BIG i mean it's bobbling ear head size twenty. One
he's dead.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Too there you, go can't find?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Him SO i mean that's the, question. RIGHT i, mean
like you, know as you as you go through these
very worthwhile thought, experiments if you find the, snowman he's not,
abominable does that? Count if you Find bigfoot but his
feet are, proportional does that?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Count?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Right if you find the locked ness monster but it's
not from locked, Ness oh it's not a, monster or
it's not a, monster does that?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
COUNT i don't. Know we say this every. Week there
is so much going. On there is so much going
on that you don't even know where to, start right
follow it if someone Asked, trump what are the five
things you? Did like Like, biden it would be, easy,
right slept a, lot you, know went To delaware. Sad But,
(09:22):
trump if you sit To, trump, okay what were the
five things you accomplished this? Week he couldn't answer because
there are literally dozens and. DOZENS i, mean he gets
Cash betel. Confirmed he you see this Whole Fort knox.
Thing they're gonna Audit Fort knox because he's, like he's,
like good talking about the audit Of fortknox BECAUSE i
guess the gold. Reserves there's there's a theory there's no gold.
(09:44):
There So trump's gonna Audit Fort. Knox and then he
then he goes on to you, know the Whole Bobby kennedy,
think And Bobby kennedy is now taking another look at
some of THESE covid vaccines and these studies that are
troubling to say the least as someone who was vaccinated and.
Boosted and and then you've got this guy and you
See Howard, LUTNICK.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I think commerce. Guy, Right, yeah so he's gonna be
over The baton.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Office absolutely freaking. Terrific he's in The Oval office. Yesterday
So trump's sitting. There did you see?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
This?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
NO i, did not the greatest. THING i, mean and
this is just scratching. This so we're not even onto
The Ukraine war or The Middle east or THE. Jfkse
he's sitting, there and he's got behind, him he's Got
Howard lutnick on his left standing. There trump's sitting at the.
Desk he's Got Bobby Kennedy junior to the, right and
(10:34):
then next To Bobby Kennedy. Jr is a maybe maybe
seven foot by five foot map of the south eastern
portion of The United states with the Words gulf Of
america written in huge, font huge. Funk and so he
gets in. There the first thing he does is he
and then he has this guy come out who's his
(10:55):
like calendar. Secretary and the guy, says and he's supposed
to be their signingecutive. Orders, Okay so he's up there
and he's the first executive order he signs is the
guy he's got these. From filled with reporters, too and
the secretary, says this is a bill that will freeze
the security clearances of every lawyer who has a clearance
(11:18):
at the law firm Of comington And, berlin which is
a huge white shoe law. Firm and this is the
firm that gave a bunch of pro bono hours To
Jack smith when he was doing the investigation into the
documents At Mar A, lago AND i think he Did
january sixth, too but they gave like hundreds of hours for.
Free So trump's freezed all their which is, perfect freezed
(11:39):
all their security. Clearances and he and he they go
on and on about how this you, know they're looking
at this and they're gonna have to it's gonna take,
many many months to resolve and this, stuff And trump
is just. Chuckling lutnik is. Chuckling and Then trump signs
the executive order and some woman in the press corps
asked him a question About, ukraine And trump, says, no, no, no, no, no, no,
(11:59):
no not. NOW i want to enjoy, this and he
finishes signing the. Thing then he holds up with pen.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Tell me again what he was. Signing he's doing What.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's freezing the security clearances of every lawyer At covington And,
berlin which is a huge multinational law firm with thousands of.
Lawyers it's like one of the white shoe law firms
in this. Country, Right we've dealt with them many, times
but to freeze their security, clearance this is going to
put such a wrinkle into their, business even if they
(12:28):
go and try to get it. Overturned, basically what this
says IS fu To covington And. Burling and so he's
signing it and the woman interrupts him and he, says.
Listen he, says just give me a. MINUTE i really enjoy.
This finishes signing, it holds it up and he, goes,
oh this feels. Good and then he holds, it he
puts the cap on the, pen holds up the pen
to head. It usually you sign one of these and
(12:48):
you give it to, somebody right, Right and he's, like
who SHOULD i give this this? Pender he's looking around
and he, goes you know, what and he throws it
into the crowd of reporters and he, goes why don't
you give that To jack's? Smith and then he starts,
chuckling and it's, like, okay and you know, That and
if that were, it if there were a period at
the end of, that it would be something, okay Because
(13:10):
Bobby kennedy's, there because they've got a healthcare executive. Order
somebody started with that. One and then he goes on
and he, says and NOW i want to talk about
The Gold. Card have you heard about this.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
The Gold?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Card? No so he, said, listen we are doing a
new there's some visa program by which someone can pay
like one hundred thousand dollars to jump the green card
line and get a work visa or something like. That
and So trump, goes what we're going to do is
we're going to create what's called the Gold. Card all,
right well vet people very, carefully but for the price
of five million dollars or, so plus agreement to pay
(13:44):
taxes and this and, that they could jump the green card.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Line AND i have a million.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Dollars and Then trump Goes howard to explain more about,
it And letnik gets up, there and let, niked, like
his story is. Terrific he's the FORMER ceo Of Kenner.
Fitzgerald he lost hundreds of friends on nine to eleven
because they were in the world one of those. Towers
and he's you, ever LET i, mean it's worth listening
to his his story of that day because it's, heartbreaking
but it's also inspirational in how that company came, back
(14:12):
and you, know he he just dealt with so many
families that were destroyed by, that by that that you, know.
Crime But lutnik gets up, there And lutnik is just
absolutely one of my favorite gets up. There he goes,
listen he goes. Listen we realized that this old program was.
Garbage it was it was. Junkie so we wanted to
do is create something. Terrific we went to create this Is,
(14:33):
lutnick Not, trump because. Terrific we want the gold, standards
so we do The Gold card five million. Dollars they
jumped the. Line he, goes these are these are and
then somebody, says, well what have you let in? Terrorists he, goes,
nope these are going to be quality. People we're gonna
vet them, quality quality, people good, people and we're gonna
have lots of good. People and then they go on
for this for five minutes And Bobby, kennedy, MEANWHILE i
was just standing there right next to a next to
(14:55):
a huge map of The gulf Of, america and then,
lettinix mister, president we have some New this is The
secretary Of. Commerce, yeah Mister, president we had, who by the,
way is a billionaire in his own, right very accomplished man,
says Mister, president we have some new maga hats we
wanted you to. See and he pulls out a stack
of like ten maga hats and puts the other The trump's, like,
(15:18):
oh these are, nice and they're just they're red maga,
hats but they have like a new emblemon or, so
So trump's, like these are. Knights he hands went To.
Lutnik leutnik has, it and then he hands hands with
To Bobby kennedy And Bobby kenny's just standing like what
the fuck is going? On and uh it Us he's
not even he just that's hand me out to the.
Crowd that then Then he's like and you, know he's
revamped the press, corps, right so he's got you, know
(15:39):
he got rid of like THE ap and he has
like revolving so it's not just the same jack holes
who you are there to cause them. Trouble he's got
a bunch of friendly digital media in there. Now and
So trump's, like are there any any good? Questions and
there's this guy who's like a Total Trump sicka. FAN
i don't know what his name, is but he's for
like one of these conservative deals And. Trump trump's, like
(16:04):
you have a, question you, Know Bill smith or whatever
his name. Is. Hecauy, yeah he, says Mister, TRUMP i
just want to let you know what you're doing here
in terms of. Transparency transparency is absolutely this is a press,
member absolutely. Inspirational, absolutely this guy's talking Like. Trump it's,
Like i've never seen anything like. It this is. Inspirational
this is amazing what you're. Doing and just And he's,
like from The gulf Of america to The Gold card
(16:25):
to everything, else cash, betel everything else is going so.
Well it's. Amazing And trump looks at, him takes one
of the, hats flings it to. Him the grag guy
grabs that, Goes i'm gonna treasure And trump, goes, thank good,
question good. Question it's Just and, meanwhile he hasn't even
got to the executive order on healthcare. Yet Bobby keilly's
just standing there through this whole, thing is standing.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
There, well, buddy it's a brave new. WORLD i, mean
at the end of four, years we'll see where we.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Are hopefully we are you, know up into the right
of where we, were.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
But, uh you know that remains to be seen so.
FAR i like.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
It So i've been using The rock now it's like version,
three And i've been using it for things in our.
Business i've been using it for this book That i'm
working on, now just, research and it's amazing how far
it's come and how good the responses. ARE i, mean
(17:19):
it's really really. Remarkable and this thing will do everything
from give, you you, know advice on your personal, life
to advice on you, know drafting your your you, know senior,
thesis to to you, know things in things in. Business
(17:40):
it's really. Incredible it helps you plan, trips it helps
you you, know it's basically a virtual travel agent that
can help you get. RESERVATIONS i, mean it is. Insane
AND i can only imagine when they start to monetize this,
thing because right now it's still in. Beta but when
they start to monetize this, thing forget about. It it's
going to be, Uh johnny bar the. DOORS a lot
(18:00):
of good things it can, do there's also a lot
of as you would, say brad evil evil that it can.
Do But i've also debated it about THE jfk. ASSASSINATION i,
mean If i've literally got a string going with groc
now ON jfk and it keeps coming up with new.
Theories but it agrees with me that something is rotten In, denmark.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Something on the.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Foot, yeah BUT i, MEAN i think the thing that's
most disturbing for me ABOUT ai AND i have admittedly
never interacted with AN. AI i haven't asked CHAT gpt any.
QUESTIONS i didn't know WHAT groc was until you explained
it to.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Me i'm not again.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
IT i, mean it's not Like i'm taking some stance
WHERE i won't interact WITH.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
AI i just. Haven't, YEAH i.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Don't, know just, haven't, Right but you're sort of encouraging me.
Too if it'll actually help you make travel, reservations i'd be.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Handy but.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
WHAT i think all you need to know about humanity
is we have this, tool arguably the most remarkable tool.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That man kind will have ever.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Devised if we could actually get THIS ai thing, right
have it not destroy us and you, know be able
to do things like you see on sci fi. Shows
we just talk into space and, say, hey you, know
book me a flight To Catman dar and get me a.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Hotel there or.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Whatever and, oh by the, WAY i also order my
wife flowers and. Whatever and the thing just goes, okay
and all that. HAPPENS i, mean that will be a remarkable.
Tool but instead of focusing on, that on the usefulness of, It,
hey you, KNOW ai cure?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Cancer, okay, boom you, know here's here's the? Whatever? Right, HEY,
ai how do we get clean water to people who
don't have? It just do? This? RIGHT i, mean instead
of doing.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
That every fricking TIME i turn around and try to
do something on my phone or on my, computer there
is a little advertisement in the sidebar trying to convince
me to get AN ai girlfriend who will do ANYTHING i.
Want how are, You? Brad you'd like me to put
(20:04):
this on for?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Brad it must be, effective, RIGHT i mean capitalism being
what it, is the fact that these advertisements are increasing
in frequency as opposed to decreasing infrequency obviously means that
it's money.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Making AND i mean that's just literally all you need
to know about.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Humanity do you think that's the worst story we're going
to cover? Today?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
No my guess is, no because you, have speaking of amazing,
capacities you have an amazing capacity to stack these things
such that we continue to move along the curve of
ridiculousness from in a lesser to greater.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Degree you've got a gift for.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
That so my guess is that not only is this
not the craziest thing we're going to cover, it it's
the least.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah The democrats are starting to launch their twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Bits are you? Serious i'm.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Serious the first two people who look like they're going
to be forming exploratory committees are Remember Pete Botag.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Pete. Yes and there's no way that clown is going
to run for.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
President come, on he is running for? Presidents going to
vote for? HIM i don't, know but he's. Running he's
the guy who got that bridge collapsed and the port
strikes and all that. Stuff and, yeah so he's. Running,
well least he's exploring the possibility that he may decide
that he potentially could run at some point in the.
Future and THEN aoc is another one that's launching a
(21:38):
an exploratory.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Committee oh, good yeah, GOOD i. Hope you know what
it would just be amazing is if she was The
democratic candidate for the, presidency what is the? Benefit she's
an absolute? GET i mean she she could not light
a forty watte ball with her mental cabat just a.
Get maybe more of a get even Than Gamala, harris
(22:00):
which is saying. Something so someone is telling her to
start an exploratory, committee, RIGHT i, mean someone is, saying,
hey you should do, this so there must be some
benefit to.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
It and so that is my question to, you is
what is the benefit.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Other, than you, know the purported benefit of actually investigating
whether or not you would be a viable candidate for the.
Presidency there must be some other benefit because there's no
one on earth who thinks THAT aoc might be a
viable candidate for the, president, literally not a Single, printon
no matter how rabid of a lefty you.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Are and that's that's, that.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Right it's like talking to a child and telling them
that there's a chance they might get an ice cream
cone later THAT i understand that you could CONVINCE aoc of.
That my question is slightly, different which, is given that
no reasonable rational adult would think that she could be
a viable candidate for the, presidency what is the benefit
of starting an exploratory?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Committee you can start raising.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Money so let me ask you, this WHICH i also
don't know the answer, to and you probably. Do so
IF i start an exploratory committee or, whatever for my
candidacy to the.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
President and let's just, say for the sake of round,
NUMBERS i raise a million.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Bucks, right that's all, yours all, yours my, Friends and
so IF i drop, OUT i just, say, ah you,
know it turns OUT i can't be the.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
PRESIDENT i just get to keep that money without. Restriction,
NO i.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
DON'T i think there are certain things you can do
with that. Money BUT i don't think you. CAN i
think you either have to return it or you can
form a political action committee that then donates the money
to other. Camps as long as it it's a political
purpose and it's being reported as, such you. Can you
can form a. Pack it's not like you can take
it and you, know go buy yourself like A lamborghini or.
Goal yeah you can't do. That, Yeah but what else
(23:55):
is going on in the? Government stock market's going a
little crazy over these. Terrorists inflation's way to so the
price of eggs has come down like three bucks.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Does is that due to a reduction of inflation or
the fact that we're through the bird flu. ISSUE i
thought that was what was driving eggs, up was that
all the chickens were dying.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Because of the bird.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Flu biden called all the. Chickens, Yeah trump is coming
in to take. Office biden's, like, hey take, This i'm
gonna kill all the. Chickens eggs are gonna go through the.
Roof people are gonna blame. You take.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
That, Yeah i'm not exactly, sure but it seems like
the overall inflation index is coming down two energy, Prices
so that's. GOOD i, mean the market's in turmoil and
it's in correction. Territory but you know, what you got
to crack a few eggs to make an. Outlet and
THEN i Guess doze is continuing to cut cut cut.
THEY i guess they cut four hundred million this program
(24:48):
through the deportment of. Agriculture they had a bunch of
programs or a bunch of contracts through this program that
were geared at getting money to, transformers not, transformers but
trans four hundred million.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Bucks how many transfarmers can.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Three transfarmers not farmers that? LIKE i get, THAT i
mean there's. More there's frankly more transformers than there are.
Transfarmers my honest to. Goodness how many trans farmers people
who farm the land who are trans can there possibly?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Be?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
WELL i think it's part of. IT i also think
it's part of it is teaching people who are trans
to be.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Farmed you're just trans earn the second half of the. Title,
yeah you want to be a, farmer but you're not.
Yet so here's the. Course you get you some, money
some walking around.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Money, see and this is this is all you need to.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Know, okay so, Listen so set aside.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Again you, know there's there's no point in wandering down
the argumentative lane of you, know how we should treat
trans people all.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
That just set all of that, aside.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Okay because there's just a bottomless well of just dumb.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Polemic so we'll stay out of.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
That but here's all you need to know about your,
government no matter where you fall on the trans. Issue
The United states government at some point in time looked
at itself in the mirror and, said.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You know what we got to do. Here we got
to spend four hundred million.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Dollars so a million dollars for those of you scoring at,
home is.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
One thousand thousand. Dollars, Okay so it's one thousand thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Dollars we're going to spend four hundred of those units
trying to RECRUIT i think the number that is supported
by the trans. Community is like one tenth of one
percent of the population is.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Trans now that sounds like a big number to.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Me but, regardless one tenth of one, percent Dank demos's
trends the trans she's and you, say as the, Government
i'm gonna spend four hundred million bucks going out and
recruiting these people to become. Farmers and so while you're
looking in the mirror as THE us, government, say, well, golly, yeah,
(27:17):
okay that seems like a lot of, money but maybe
it's a good. Idea are we short farmers in this?
Country is do we need to recruit Fin? Now, no
we're not short.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Farmers, Well, brad let me jump in here real, quickly
because you, know as often is the, CASE i get
a little bit ahead of the. Story so four hundred
million was cut this, week including a three hundred and
seventy nine thousand dollars. Program so three hundred and seventy
nine thousand dollars program to educate transgender. Farmers so it's
(27:49):
two hundred and seventy nine, thousand not four hundred. Million.
Now included that four hundred million were other trans, programs
including a one hundred thousand dollars study of vand or
Built university of The harvard of The south to study
social network involvement with transgender. Minorities three hundred thirty seven
thousand was canceled for A University houston study on the
(28:13):
fear of deportation among Trans. LATINAS a six hundred and
eighty one thousand dollars study at The university Of pennsylvania
for studying social media anti vaping messages for sexual and
gender minority. Keens two hundred and twenty five Thousand university
Of colorado study to study effect of hormones on headaches
(28:35):
and the trans. Masculine eight point five million for consulting
on fiscal stewardship to improve the management of farm operations
among transgender. Youth so it's eight point five, million and
there were more like, That SO i was a little
bit ahead of the curve. THERE i kind of got
a little. Excited it wasn't four hundred, million and in
(28:56):
terms of one, program but it seems like there are
millions in farmer lad programs for trandsgender, youth and a
bunch of other trends programs in this four hundred million
that was. Cut so, again your analysis is spot. ON
i may have been a little over, eager but, again
As Bing crosby would, say you do have to crack
(29:16):
some of these eggs to make The omelet m have to.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Love one side of the political spectrum or the. Other
if you're being at all intellectually, honest you have to,
say it's good that we're making these. Cuts And i've
had this conversation with people who think differently THAN i,
do which is, fine makes for a good conversation if
the person is reasonable and, rational AND i openly admit
(29:43):
that You trump is taking a sledgehammer to THE us.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Government but let's get to something a little more a
little AS. Cd did you watch the Show Love Is?
Blind the Program love Is. Blind, no it's this big.
Show it's on one of the cable. Networks it's a
show where they blindfold. People they blindfold them and then
they put them in a room and then they have
them go on dates with other people that are. Blindfolded
(30:09):
it's like The Helen keller. Approach they're not really blind.
BLIND i did see this one part of the show
THAT i thought was. Interesting so what they do is
they take these, people they blindfold, them and then the
people decide which other blindfolded people they want to be.
With and then when they decide who they want to be,
with LIKE i think they have To, BASICALLY i think
they get engaged blindfolded and then they, say, Okay i'm
(30:29):
going to marry this. Person and then they take hard.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
To get the ring on the gal's.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Finger somebody else may have to do, that but they
get engaged and then they take the blindfolds off and
so And I'm i'm, PARAFI i DON'T i have not seen,
this but basically that's how it, works right in a
nutshell blind people who are not legally blind and they
cannot have. It they cannot have you, know handicapped, plates
if that's your next, Question. Brad but, anyway, yes they're
(30:56):
legally blind and they're not legally blind blindfolded and they
go on, dates then they decide they want to mate
with and they get. Married they say, there you, know
and then they get that the blindfold's taken. Off then
it's likely you, know what the hell is going on?
Here you, know because you think you're gonna be With
Marilyn monroe and then you're With James.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
MONROE i guess this is fraught With, Beryl.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Like you think you're Getting Randy, moss you end up
With Dank. Demas you know What i'm. Saying SO i guess.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
She's not going to get up and catch a ball
over the top of the. Defender there's no. Chance she's not.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Not creating separation on that. Defense he's not going to
ban any attention To derek coming across the.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Middle, no she's not taking the lid off the.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Defense, no, no, no, no, Anyway SO i guess in the
latest season of this, show they, blindfolded they blindfold off
these people and this, couple AND i sent you the.
Link this couple gets up on the, altar they start getting,
married and it's like everything's like REALITY. Tv NOW i
think's REALITY, tv but you would think that if they
didn't want to be with what they just say. No
and this is like you look at the, couple they
(31:53):
seem like they're both relatively you, know they're not. Ogres
but then they get up there and the minister's like
do you take this and this woman and the guy's like.
Yeah and then they said to the, woman you take this?
Man and she actually she's like, NO i can't do,
it and she gives this long speech about how he
was inactivated during The Black Lives matter protests and he
opposed THE covid, lockdowns and so she just couldn't marry.
(32:17):
Him and she's this smug liberal person who clearly has
never worked a day in her, life who is just
smug as can, be and, like you, know leaves the
altar and then gets in the car and like is
laughing at the, guy SAYING i could never be with
someone like, That and it's just unbearable to. Watch but
(32:37):
at the same, time you need to know what's out
there and it's going, on and the guy dodged a freaking.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Bullet well that was gonna be my. Comment so he
gets to the altar with this scal that he.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Matt well.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
BLINDFOLDED i mean the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Is you, know that's part of the, Thing like that's
part of the.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Shtick, no, no, RIGHT i mean it's not like it
was an accident that he was. BLINDFOLDED i mean it.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Was all it's All hamas type.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Deal we're not talking about.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That she gets when did she just? So did she ask?
Them at the, altar they're standing up there and the
pastor's there and they're getting ready to do the, thing
and she, goes, hey hold on a, minute you know
did you, protest you, know.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
During THE blm? Riots when did she find this?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Out so AGAIN i did. NOT i read the article
AND i saw the clip in the, Article so keep
that in. Mind much LIKE i jumped the gun on
the four hundred million to the to the, TRANSFORMERS i.
Haven't i'm going to full, Disclosure i'm. Not i'm not
fully up to watch the. Show my understanding is that
it happens sometime before they go up to the, altar
in which Case i'm like humiliates. Them but then at
(33:39):
the end of the, day she's the one that looks
like just a, rotten rotten, person horrible human.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Being, okay both, yeah you're.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Right and then, Finally, brad have you heard of have
you heard Of Lalite? PATADOR i don't.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Believe.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
SO i don't Think i've heard of anyone named L
elite Or, patador and certainly not the combination of the.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Two so Now.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Elite padodar is the hairiest man in the. World it's
a world, record the harriest face on a. MAN i
believe it's a. Man H he had two hundred and
one point seventy two hairs per square centimeter of, skin
meaning over ninety five percent of his face is covered in.
Hair he was born with an extremely rare condition called hyper,
(34:27):
trichosis which is also known as the werewolf, syndrome which
causes excessive hair growth and six spread. Sitting you may
ask yourself how many cases have there been since The Middle? Ages, well,
brother there have been fifty known cases since The Middle.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Ages there you.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Go it's not a.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Lot it's not a, lot really not a.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Lot not a, lot BUT i mean a world world record.
HOLDER i don't know what you can. Do the bad
news is can you shave? It and what happens if
he's like teen? Wolf when you shave, it it comes
right back like The MICHAEL. J fox? Vehicle is it like?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
That there's only been fifty, cases, Buddy so since we're
not there's not a lot of you, know it's not
a statistically significant. Sample SO i don't know that you,
know you really know what to do about.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
This it's like the asteroid Hitting. Earth you just don't.
KNOW i, mean any other comments on, this.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
YEAH i don't have any comments on. Them i'm Glad
i'm not the guy.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
That had to count to know that there were two
hundred and seventy four hairs for square.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Centimeter i'm glad it wasn't my. JOB i wouldn't have
liked to have done. It i'm Glad i'm not this.
Guy i'm GLAD i don't suffer from this.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Disease and it seems good for the general population that
it's only happened fifty times since The Middle.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Ages so, there let me.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Just say one more thing before we wrap. Up remember
that asteroid that we had a three percent chance of
Hitting earth in it's down down to zero point four,
percent and it now is expected to pass safely By so,
so even though that's several years down the, road that's
in this.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Program we dodged a bullet by not marrying the rabid,
leftist and we dodged a bullet by not being hit
by an. Asteroid, well, BUDDY i mean this has been
a good. SHOW i mean this has been a good.
Show we've had bullet, dodging both with respect to liberal
women and. Asteroids i'm not sure which is generally more,
damaging probably the liberal. Women and we've dodged the bullet
(36:16):
of having two hundred and seventy five hairs per square
centimeter on our, face.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
And we'll do it again next, WEEK ip.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Frequently this has BEEN ip, frequently once, again clearing a
forest of lies with the machete of.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Truth you're. Welcome
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