August 12, 2025 • 47 mins
Ep. 296 - Flying Dildos and Crushed Nuts
From WNBA courts under siege by airborne neon marital aids, to an octogenarian shattering walnuts with bare hands while cradling a raw egg, David and Brad tackle the week’s most pressing news stories. Along the way, they dissect Jeff Bezos’ tour through Europe, debate the betting lines on illicit sports projectiles, and wonder why anyone would buy a haunted murder-doll.
From WNBA courts under siege by airborne neon marital aids, to an octogenarian shattering walnuts with bare hands while cradling a raw egg, David and Brad tackle the week’s most pressing news stories. Along the way, they dissect Jeff Bezos’ tour through Europe, debate the betting lines on illicit sports projectiles, and wonder why anyone would buy a haunted murder-doll.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
In these bleak days, humanity is at a breaking point.
Economies are tanking, the woke mob is canceling everything, and
the little guy who's just trying to run a small
business is getting screwed from both ends. But not all
is lost. Amidst the chaos, two men offer up their
(00:26):
voices in the darkness, dropping two thousand pounds laser guided
truth bombs on today's lunacy, introducing the Sirens of Sanity,
David Pridham and L. Bradley Sheaf.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sagery.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, there it is, Brad.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I believe that the song is type of burn bitch
burn and that is the what you said.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That's the theme to what?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I don't know if it's the title or not.
The intent was to play the w n B A
theme song, which presumably just happened. Now, maybe it's called
burn bitch burn, but my guess is it isn't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Probably not what who who sang? Burn? Is that a song?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was the eighties song burn bitch Burn? Not the eight
can get away with that? Kiss?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Kiss Kiss?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well, it's out of the frying pan into the fire.
You're bent over, baby, and let me be the driver. No,
that's I can't read I can'd even read it. It's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, it's inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You've never heard of this song.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I've never I'm not a kiss no, and I you
know I kisses. I would not consider myself a Kiss fan,
but I was certainly familiar with the band and much
of their work.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I've never seen Simmons terrific, terrific guy Trump's sing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Simmons is a funny guy.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So, I mean, I think he had a show. He
had a reality show too. He'll probably be the next
one that drops dead. It's just unbelievable, you know, No,
we did. I get a lot of feedback on our
last couple of shows that they're too morose and bringing
people down. So we're gonna try to bring things up
a little bit this week.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know.
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We're gonna try to talk about the issues of the
day that are impacting everyone's livelihood and so forth, and
you know, and just things people care about right where.
It's interesting because this summer, we are not in an
Olympic summer. Right there's no Olympics going on right now.
I mean there's the baseball, but there's no Olympics. So
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And that's what we're here for, right, That's what we
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But first let me remind everyone. This is David Pridam
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Speaker 2 (03:03):
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IP frequently dot com. Right, so, Brad, a lot going
on this week. We've got Trump's first hundred President Trump.
President Trump's first hundred days in the books, and there's
people are starting to reflect on that, and and there's
also the the tariff thing with with with some deals
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being cut, other deals you know, uh in the works.
But you know, we we sort of should start with
the w n b A because of course that's you know, listen,
let's be real. That's the uh, the be all end
all of summer sports.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Summer sports.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, and so you know the w n b A,
the Big Woman's Basketball League.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Uh, it is.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Mired in controversy these days because, uh, there's there's apparently
a disturbing epidemic. It's been called an epidemic by the
commissioner of the w n b A.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Who I you could put a.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Gun in my in my mouth and threaten to pull
the trigger and you have to pull the triggers. I
couldn't tell you who the commissioner of the w n
b A is. I could certainly make some guesses, but
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. But uh,
the commissioner has said that there's a disturbing epidemic as
fans are hurling bright green you can say, dil do's
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onto the court during the action, during the w NBA action,
and it's happening all across the league, and uh, people
just don't know what to do about it, right because
one minute these women are playing basketball, the next minute
there are people just hurling these big, bright green dildos
onto the court, and uh, you know, it's get to
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the point where they've banned bags in some arena and
some arenas they've started to do full cavity searches of
people to make sure they don't bring these in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I was watching one game.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
The other day, not the game, the highlights, where they
basically showed some security guard with these these rubber clubs
going around and collecting these big green dildo sex toys
from people in the crowd before they got thrown onto
the court. And then they still get thrown, still get
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thrown on the court and it hit a player. So uh,
I mean, look, this is this is a I remember
when they used to toss d batteries at Reggie Jackson
in the outfield, and you know that was the good
old days, right, the good old days. But now this
is something that something needs to be done here.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, buddy, I was completely unaware of this until earlier
today when you and I were on an unrelated phone
call and you just said, hey, or somebody I can't
remember if you were one of the other guys, but
raised this issue, and I was somewhat taken aback. And
so now you know, I'm not going to pretend that
I'm unaware of it, because you made me aware of it,
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but only a matter of hours ago, and so I
would like to review the bidding, and so, like you know,
ninety nine nine percent of America, I don't watch the WNBA.
I don't like it. I don't think it's entertaining. I
just you know, you can say what you will about that.
I don't watch it. So I didn't know this. So
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there's a there's a habit, I guess, I mean, epidemic
is probably a stronger word, not to mention a misuse
of the word epidemic. But people are regularly throwing dildos
onto the court of WNBA basketball games, which in and
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of itself is you know, odd, weird and humorous. Are
they always though green? Are you saying they're green purposefully?
Like that's part of the thing. They have to be green,
or just any old you know, dildo will do.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, I I the ones I've seen have been
break green. But again, we're not advocating this, just to
be very clear, So we're not saying you should go
out and throw bright green dildos or sex toys onto
the the court. But it was it was funny the
other day because one of the players posted on August
first on the X the X, Yeah, stop throwing dildos
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on the You're gonna hurt one of us. And then
you know, the next night she got hit it by
one and then she posted this did not age.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
This is here's here's a quote.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
From this player after she got hit. She got hit
in the leg. I just know how things go viral now,
and I just know that, like, you know, even if
something came from the wrapped from the rafters or bounced
and slapped me right in the face, that would be
what I would be known for for life. So at
the point in time where the dildo was thrown at me,
I was just trying to protect my image and all
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of our images. I was thinking, like, if someone threw
that thing, and like, first all it bounces, it's about
the bounce, and if it bounces and smacks someone in
the face, that's all you're going to be known for.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
She may be right about all that, and we'll unpack
that here in a minute, but she seems to have
some degree of expertise because she's making the statement that
the real risk here, like if you asked me, hey,
rank order the you know, worst case scenarios. If someone
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chucks a dildo at yes, I would just I would
just be like, I would be dumbfounded, which doesn't, as
you'll attest, doesn't often happen. You can typically lob almost
any topic at me and I'll be able to come
up with something to say. But if you said, hey, Chief,
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just apropos nothing walking down the street and you say,
hey Chief, rank order in order of you know, worst
case two, you know lesser, worse of a case things
that could happen to you. If someone just chucked a
dildo at you, I would not It would take me
a minute because the idea that of anyone throwing a
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dildo at anyone else is just not something I've ever
thought of. But this gal has given it some thought. Right,
she's obviously got some experience with what happens when you're
throwing dildos at each other, because she's saying, it's the
bounce you got to worry about, right, Like you don't
have to worry about taking it on the half volley.
It's the volley that you have to worry about, which
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I just find hilarious. Like she's she's she's given us
some thought. She knows the context, and in the context
of an arena in which dildos are being thrown back
and forth by people, your biggest concern is not the
one coming at you on the fly, it's the bounce.
Because of all, whoever this person is, she seems to
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know this, which is an interesting thing for someone to know.
I mean, I would I would presume you'd have to
have some experience with the lobbing, oh the dildo in
order for you to know that it's the bounce that
really gets you. But in addition to that, she's concerned
that that would be the thing that she'd be known
for for the rest of her life. And she is
one hundred percent correct about that, right, I mean, you
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are if you have there is a video on the
planet of a person getting hit in the face by
a dildo, that's what that person is going to be
known for for the rest of us. So that is
a legitimate concern. Once again, it is also a testament
to why you should just stay off of social media.
That'd big freaking period, let alone getting on social media
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and making the statement true or otherwise that it's possible
to hurt someone by hurling a dildo at them. Okay,
you just don't just stop it, Like, how is it
in this day and age that anyone can be surprised
that when they say something on social media that is,
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you know, funny or you know, just odd or weird
or out of the norm, that that's not going to
come back to hunt you. Of course it is, of
course it is. So just stop making a target out
of yourself by commenting on the ludicrous on social media
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and to put a ball on that, I'll just say,
just get off. So if everyone got off of social
media in the world, no trouble would be a better place.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well, it's funny you should say that, Brad, because I
give you the case of Delbert Carver. You know him
from Georgia, Clayton County, twenty three years old.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't. I don't think I enjoyed the name Delbert,
but I don't know that I know him.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
So apparently Delbert and I'm reading from a police report.
At approximately nine thirty four pm, one minute before the
game was over, the male subject through a sex toy
in the middle of the basketball floor while he was
live streaming on social media. After the mail threw the toy,
he tried to run, but he was apprehended by several officers,
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subject identified as mister Carver Delbert. He also confessed to
police that he was involved in a similar incident in
Atlanta on July twenty ninth and their loss to the
visiting Golden State Valkyries.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This is apparently a moment that went.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Viral last week, and so he said, quote, this was
supposed to be a joke, and the joke was supposed
to go viral, and he was lamenting.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The fact that it has gone viral.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I mean, Tooche, I would say, touche, young man.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He's correct, all right. So I want to Delbert, You're dope, okay,
I mean again, you create I wish that social media
have been around when I was an FBI agent, right
because the number of just absolute dopes, morons who are
creating a video record of themselves committing a crime is astounding.
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And I would have loved that. As an investigator. You
walk into a bank and you're like, well, do you
know who robbed the bank? And they're like, well no,
but this guy over here made a video record of
himself robbing the bank, and so we grabbed him. I mean,
you're just an idiot, You're so juvenile and so self delusional.
(15:08):
And again, you're just such a dope if you create
a video records bad enough to do something in an
environment where you know it's highly likely others are going
to create a video record of you doing it, which
is the case anywhere you go today. But to do
it yourself is just so dumb that I don't even
know what to say about it. But so, Delbert, you're
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an idiot for doing that. But I do want to
go back to these are funny things that you are
sending me. I do want to go back. Do we
know either of these two things? Do we know a.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And I can think of reasons why, so don't get
me wrong here, But is there a specific reason why
people think it is funny or notable to throw dildo's
onto the core of WNBA games? And whether or not
we know the I guess we would have to know
the answer that question to know the answer to the
follow up question, which is why why Green?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Well, it's funny you should ask that, bred So I
I typically I don't watch the WNBA season ticket holder,
but I don't watch, but I typically go to the
betting markets, right because the betting look remember the presidential election.
The money was behind Trump, and we sort of used
that as a gauge to figure out what was going
on in the electorate.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
There are two lines that I think are interesting. One
is and this is.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
You know the thing about sports now is you can
bet sports, right like you can bet real time baseball
draft kings. As a sponsor of.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
The Major League, you know, people are betting this stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
The first the first line is the predominant color of
the next gildo that hits the court in a WNBA game.
Green is it minus one fifty? Purple is you think
it should have to be?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Green has been the normal?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Purple is plus two hundred, Blue is plus four hundred,
Pink or ra is plus five hundred, black or brown
plus six hundred, and then.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Caucasian is plus seven hundred. So that's one.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
And then there is a more of an aggregate line
total number of dildos that will be thrown on the
court in the twenty twenty five WNBA regular season. And
if it's basically it's setting the boat over under eaven, yeah,
it's it over hundreds. Over seven dildos is minus one ten.
Under seven is minus one thirty. So the money is
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is kind of split there.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, well I don't know. I mean something is so
they're obviously going to take steps to keep someone from
throwing a dildo on the court. So maybe that's why.
Then line set at seven, but that seems low. So
that's and then and I'm going to show my ignorance here,
which is, you know, not uncommon. But in this like
I I would not have been able if you would
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come to me again, you know, much like this scenario
where you're like, hey, Sheef, what's what's your biggest concern
if someone loves a dildo at you? And I would
just if you had came to me and just said, hey, shef,
what's the predominant dildo color in the world? I how
many of you own b Well that's I mean, that's
sort of again I'm kind of shure. I don't. I don't.
(18:13):
It's not my my area of expertise. But I would
have thought about it for a moment, as I just have,
and I would have said, well, you know, some flesh tone, right,
I mean, be a Caucasian black, brown, you know some
some I guess semi realistic tone, right. But based on
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those bedding lines, the predominant form in which dildos are
produced is in some you know, garish color, and I hesitate,
you know how I mean you you know this, but
I mean you are a law school graduate, you've practiced
for many years as a lawyer private practice. While you're yeah,
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well you're not a a a litigator per se. You
have experienced Aaron and frankly, I will say that I
think you would be a very good litigator, a good arguer.
You like that. And so you know, they teach you
and I learned this, you know, just through my you know,
being interacting with lawyers as an FBI agen is that
you know, as a lawyer, the last thing you want
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to do with a witness is ask a question you
don't know the answer to. Right. You don't want to
open the door to some testimony that might just you know,
torpedo you because you didn't know it was coming, right,
And so that's a that's a lesson that they I
presume they teach lawyers, whether in law school or you know,
it just comes out in the course of your being
a young lawyer. Someone says, hey, don't do that. And
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so I hesitate to do this because I realize I'm
opening a door here, because this is not my world.
But what what what is it about producing dildos in
bright garish colors that makes them? What's the proper way
to phrase this more appropriate to the task?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Never I've never interacted with one, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I mean you and I are in the same boat
in this situation. But again, but again based solely on
the betting line, right, which and maybe maybe better the
betters are wrong, but money's on the line here. So
my guess is they're not. A person could easily get
a hold of a dildo in bright green, bright blue,
bright purple, bright pink. And I mean they are designed
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to emulate a certain part of the male anatomy that
has a you know it hasn't it has a number
of roles. I mean, if you own one, you and
I both, do you know.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That part of the male anatomy you have? No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Right, no no. They emulate a part of the male
anatomy both of you and I happen to have. I know,
but we work with me here, and and that part
of the male anatomy you know has is multifunctional. Is
that fair? It's multifunctional? And so I don't get how
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making them in bright colors makes them more appropriate to
the particular function to which a dildo is normally employed.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Well, let me ask you this, right, I mean, one
of the things that we've been dealing with is over
the years is the impact of gaming in sports, right,
like the whole Black Sox scandal and all this stuff,
and people banned for life, are barred for life. And
what's to prevent you, Brad Sheef, from getting seven Caucasian
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dildos and hidden down to your the Denver whatever the
team is, the Denver Wosy Watson's and just tossing them
all out on the court and then you know, okay,
you're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes, yes, of course you are.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But if you parlay over seven dildos with Caucasian and
that they're all Caucasian, and you put one hundred grand
on that, who's going to stop you from throwing these
on to a w n B A court and then
collecting once you get out of prison, collecting your your
your your cash.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because that's yeah, is a good point, because I think
you probably would. But I don't go to the Denver
Nights games anyway, right, I if I'm going to watch
an NBA game. W I n B A Doug w A, yeah,
I've been the wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm in the wrong. I screen would be seven. Did
would lose the bed?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So that's yeah, not only that, not only would you
lose the bet, but YO kids would come in the
stands and beat the hell out of me. So I
I I, yeah, you're right. So but you raise a
good point, right, you could certainly take the you know,
the biggest number, which I think you said was on
Caucasian dildos, and you know, pick some number exceedingly over
the over and and go throw them. And you're right,
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you would get arrested at this point. I'm sure there's
some some crime that you're committing by hurling and onto
a basketball and you'd have.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
To we agree, you'd have to pick the over.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
There.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
You couldn't bet the under, because then you'd have to
have control, you'd have direct control. You just loob eight dildos,
all Caucasian, onto that court.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Here's the thing that you would have to consider. And
thankfully this is moving us off the dildo topic and
into a probably equally as useless topic. But at least
it's not related to dildos, which is is it possible
to know. So like if I make that bet on
like Draft Kings or fan duel or wherever you can
make the bet. Yeah, and I make that bet right,
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And so I have Now I've set I've set my
number at seven for the over under. I know what
the line is on Caucasian, So I'm going to go
make sure I win this bet. So to your point,
I head out the door like the Santa Claus of dildos,
bag over my shoulder, head down to whatever you know
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the Denver WNBA team minutes, if there even is one,
notn't even Frankly, maybe you go to La who knows.
Wherever I go does matter? And I and I you know,
I'm able to sneak those in and I whip them
out all onto the court. So I've I've won the bet,
I've set the over, I've you know, I know what
the number is on caucasion. Is it possible, then, for
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the medium through which I placed the bet DraftKings, FanDuel,
et cetera, to know that that was me, that the
guy who did that is also the guy who placed
those bets. And if it is possible for them to
know that, then are they allowed to not pay because
you're the guy that made it happen.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I mean, it depends on the terms and conditions. I
would assume they.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I mean, it's it's a it's a problem that now
if you passed on this information to me right that
you were gonna you had a sack of dildos and
you were heading down to the local female ball court,
throw about the clause a sack of Caucasian dildozo. Yeah,
and then I immediately get online and I'd have to
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leave Rhode Island to do it. You have to go
to a state that accept the dildo bet, and I
do that, and then I'm assuming I can collect because
I have nothing to do with it. Maybe I just
placed the bet. Maybe Christa puts down one hundred k
for you. I put down one hundred k for you,
and then you go and then when you get out
of prison, we have these two pots of money that
you know, Bob Chin is managing for you. Whatever whatever
(25:31):
happens happens, Okay, but it's worth it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's worth it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, probably, I mean at the end of the day. So,
I mean, the real way to do this would be
for neither you nor I to be the actual perpetrator, right.
I mean, we find some Patsy and we just cut
them in and we say, listen, we're gonna put a
couple of hundred grand down on these bets, and you
parlay it, right. I mean I think you already said,
but you not only take the over and the and
(25:58):
the color as separate bets. You all so put together
a two leg parlay on it and bet that. Right,
So you put a couple under grand on that. You
find some Patsy and go, listen, we'll give you ten grand.
You're only going to be in jail overnight, right, I
mean there's no way that throwing dildo's on a basketball court,
especially when it's the w NBA, is a felony, right.
And so you you you set up some Patsy, he
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does it, he spends the night in jail, he gets
his ten grand, and you you know, get a nice
Caribbean vacation out of the thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
No, it's uh.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I don't think it'd be hard. I mean, the only
problem will be the resolve it takes to follow through
at the bat because of the typical Patsy's I think of.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No, we can't we can't use our we you and
I have a suite of Patsy's and we can't use
any of them for this. Now, how to get a
hard core back You gotta get a guy that's done
some time that when you say, hey, you're gonna spend
the night in jail, he just looks at you and goes,
so what, I regularly spend the night in jail? So
what I like it You find that guy or Gal
Frankly and you offer them ten grand, they're going to
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do it. They're gonna get three hots and a cot
while they're in jail, So that's nice. And they've already
been so it's not like they're worried about their pristine
criminal record and they make ten grand. They're doing that well.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know what, you know?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I mean, maybe old Silas Moody is the way to go,
because I'm sure if you hand him a sack of,
say ten Caucasian dildos, and.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
First of all, he's the only guy that you and
I know that's gonna look at that until it's not enough.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, but he's also going to have one. He's gonna
second the half.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, he's gonna be fine. He's gonna take you. I
mean he's not. He's smart enough not to ask if
he's gonna have one, but you know he's gonna take one,
So you have to put at least an additional one
beyond that, which you need to hit the over.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I think that's I think that's right. I think that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And you know, you give him, you give him a
couple hundred bucks. He's fine, he'll do the time, and
that that's probably the pats that you go with. I'll
have to chat with him about it.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
This is the there's an idea here, there's a business
plan here, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
This has like it says, it says, use euphemism.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
What else is going on?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
The new world record in walnut crushing has been established.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Have you heard about that?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I didn't know it was a pre existing record.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
So no helmet, hammer, hands.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Not the name as mamma gave him, and I guess
I don't think so. But he set the world record
by crushing two hundred ninety three walnuts in sixty seconds
with his fist while holding a raw egg in his
striking hand.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
It is a world record.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Wait a minute, I just put it on the Okay,
all right, hold on, So when you said this, I
my guess was that someone had taken like a bag
of walnuts and dropped a boulder on it.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But you're telling me that that someone.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Crushed if you took Click the link, Click the link
on two hundred and ninety three walnuts in sixty seconds
while holding a raw egg in the striking hand, mister hammerhand.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It is a world record. He is like he's and
I don't know how you keep that egg. It's pretty
incredible because.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
The egg is I mean, it's just a machine.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, if I'm astounded by a number of things, we
should post this and I'm going back on my own
social media.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But no one's starting to dildo with him, you see that.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, I know he know just what to do with it.
But first of all, I'm astounded that there exists on
the planet a system for holding walnuts over to almost
three hundred of them in such a fashion that this
guy can just lickety split crush them all. Have you
ever and I remember heard of that? Sounds like a
(29:40):
stupid well noye. I'm sure you never heard.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I never heard of it. He gives the guy the egg,
and the guy cracks it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have you ever.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Crushed a walnut with uh, with a little with a
little vice thing that with your hand? Now, why would
I do that?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well? Does it? Does it? Look at his hand and
he's all jacked up, it's all bruised and bloodied.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Guy's like eighty something years old. But I'll tell you what.
It's straight. They save the egg to they save the egg.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah. That, I'll tell you what, buddy, that's remarkable. I've
never seen anything like that in my life. How, I
don't know. The reason I ask was, I don't know
how much force it takes to crack a walnut.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I would think never, you've never seen a walnut before.
How is that possible?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And I've never cried. I have never cracked a walnut.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
You've never cracked a walnut.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I've never cried. I've never cracked a walnut, not once
in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
That's hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's the truth. I've eaten walnuts, but you know they're
conveniently available, you know, in the already cracked state. So
you know, if I'm gonna have a walnut, I'm not
gonna ask some guy, hey, can I have a walnut
in the shell so I can experience the glory of
cracking it myself. I'm just gonna go get a recracked walnut.
(30:54):
Need it.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Well, when you grow up in an Italian family, right,
you get every every holiday thing you go to there
is like a big bowl of nuts on the table
and there are walnuts, hazel nuts, and you just go
and you and they have all the you know, the
tools where you the vice things where you crack them,
and then they have the little picks, the razor sharp
picks where you pick the meat of the walnut out.
(31:18):
That's a yeah, I've cracked them and it sucks. And
if you ever get the shell in your in your teeth,
forget it. That's like you're gonna crack a tooth.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's also takes a significant amount of force to crack
a walnut.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
It takes it. It takes a significant amount depending on
the walnut.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
This guy just did two hundred and ninety three and
sixty seconds with his bare hand. That's impressive.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, and the juice is not worth the squeeze because
you get a couple of little pieces of.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
The walnut and then you gotta it's just it's not
even it's not worth it. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I will. I will grant you that. But that video
is again it's it's it's sort of emblematic of social media, right,
it is interesting, he is eye catching, and it is
completely useless, and like that skill is not helping anybody.
It's a skill, for sure. I'm not taking it away.
(32:05):
I couldn't do it. But it's not helpful, right, I
mean unless unless suddenly the worldwide market for freshly cracked
walnuts skyrockets, You're not doing anything for yourself with that,
So I guess it just is what it is. But no,
that's I'm glad you showed me that. I've never seen
anything quite like it. Well you should do, buddy, You
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should crack two hundred and ninety four eggs while holding
a walnut in your hand.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I could do that. That's not a problem. It's not
a problem.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We should do that not a problem.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Whether I could do it in sixty seconds. I mean,
if I could, just like you, put them all in
a hell of a mess.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Again, not worth a squeeze.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's interesting.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I read a report that a man wearing nothing but
a balla clava, which is that you know that basically
a hood, right, and plastic clogs and carrying a sex
toy on a stick has been startling tourists while wandering
around a historic castle in Slovakia.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
That's just a I don't think this is the guy
who's dealing with because I don't know if his sex
toy is bright green.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But that was something I sort of filed away there
and I just found it.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So that's unfortunately we're creating a theme around.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, we gotta gotta move that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We want to let's.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
See what else we've got more on that comet thing.
But I mean, you know, that's just not even who
gives a shit about the company?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Lonnie Anderson passed away w Kripe in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I saw that, buddy. That is a bummer.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
And Bert Reynolds's wife, I mean, epitomize the nineteen eighties.
She played I can't, I can't, I can't think of it.
But she was the secretary w KRP and it was
Howard Hessman was on the show. And but then she
married Burt Reynolds, which, by the way, Burt Reynolds for
people out there who don't know, Burt Reynolds was the
biggest star on.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
The planet for like a decade. Yeah, the superstar he was.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Everyone loved him and he cannonball run and smoking, the banded.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
And all that stuff. Terrific. So then they got married.
Then he had his TV.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Show about a high school football coach, which was good,
and then he divorced Lonnie Anderson and he did a
movie with de Me Moore where.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
She was naked for half the film. It's basically, it's
all I know. I didn't know she was.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Donny Anderson was still alive, but she passed away. Another
icon of the eighties gone too soon. I guess I
don't know if she was near she run, But.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, I mean, buddy, it's just, you know, we're we're
at that stage of life where all of our childhood
icons are, you know, coming to the end.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
So it just is what it is. Yep, it's it
is what it is. You know, pretty much everyone on
that show is dead now. I think gotta be Jim Riah.
It's it's terrible, terrible. Remember the episode where they dropped
the turkeys out of the helicopter.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yes, I was so. Christ and I were discussing this
in the presence of our youngest daughter, Cassidy, and she
of course said, being twenty years old, who's Lonnie Anderson?
And so we were explaining that she was an actress
and you know a you know in movies and television
all this stuff and w KRP in Cincinnati obviously came up,
(35:39):
and which reminds, you know that I was like, oh, yeah,
there was this great episode about you know, turkey's being
thrown out of a helicopter and you know, being because
the person thought they could fly and thought it was
going to be a good Thanksgiving thing, and Cassie being
the generation she is, and there's you know, some sociologists
could talk about this. You know, she presumes everything is
(35:59):
reality TV, right, like the idea of a sitcom like
in nineteen seventies or nineteen eighty sitcom where much of
the humor is implied because it's not reality reality TV,
and you couldn't do it anyway because now the technology.
She assumed that this was a TV show in which
they actually took turkeys up in a helicopter and threw
(36:21):
them out. And so she's appalled and saying, well, they
killed all these turkeys and how could that possibly be allowed?
And didn't people on the ground get hurt? And I'm like, no, no, no,
it's it's it was implied. And she was like, well, yeah,
but how did people not I'm like, no, no, the
actual event never occurred. No turkeys left any hellic. In fact,
there was no helicopter and there were no turkeys. Doing
(36:43):
Now she's looking at me like I'm crazy, like that
had a TV show about helicopters and turkeys and there
were no helicopters and were no turkeys. I'm like, no, no, no,
it was and it was a comedy. It was implied.
And by then, of course you've lost the flow, right,
I mean, trying to convince your daughter that it was
funny at the time is lost. You've lost it getting there,
and so you know, there you have it, buddy, WKRP
(37:04):
for you and I very funny for the next generation,
you know, twenty and below not so fun Yeah, just incomprehensible.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Whatever I mean. I just a terrific show.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
And the show with h with Burt Reynolds that she
did Evening Shade. Do you ever see that? It was
on the eight late eighties.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Don't think so?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
He played a football coach, right, and by then, Burt
Reynolds's career had started going downhill. But this show was
like the number one show on.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
TV for a year or so.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
And he acted like he you know, he acted like
he just was doing everyone this extreme favor by making
the show like he would just be you can just tell.
And but it was and that's what made it terrific.
It just was a terrific, terrific show. I don't know
if Lennie Anderson was on that show or not. Maybe
(37:58):
she was Mary Lou Henner, Say, Mary Lou Henner was
on that show.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's what I want to say.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Whether it's right or not, I don't I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
But in any event, Uh, Burt Reynold's gone too soon,
and Lennie Anderson too. I know Burt Reynolds died some
time ago, right four or five years ago.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
But that is uh, that is that.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
And then finally, Brad, you know, we talked a couple
of weeks ago about the wedding of Jeff Bezos to that, Uh,
how would you describe his wife?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I wouldn't, Buddy, it would give me in trouble. I'm
not going to do it. It's not falling from the drap.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
And there and so these.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Two are just.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Here is what I think is wrong with society.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Okay, they they're spending the summer in Europe on like
his half a billion dollar yacht and they're just going
around from hot spot to hotspot, and she's like wearing
million dollar dresses and the latest thing I saw was
she had like a half million dollar watch on while
they're like strutting around Venice, and you know, and it
(39:08):
kind of has like Louis the Sixteenth vibes do it?
What's going on there? It just kind of has something
that if working people are watching this and they're getting
like rounded up and pushed aside. So these two can
strut down a street.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
In Venice or go take a photo at the Trevi Fountain.
It's kind of getting to the point where somebody is
going to be like dragged off and beaten. Yeah, and
I don't think there's enough security in the world.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
And maybe there is, but I don't think there's enough
security in the world to stop it.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, it depends on how people view it, right, Like,
it makes me disgusted and angry, but not in such
a way that it inspires me to violin, because I
don't think they're doing it on purpose. Right like that.
Don't get me wrong, man, I realized they're they're doing
(40:08):
it voluntarily and that they could be doing something else,
and so then they're obviously doing it on purpose. From
that perspective, I think they're so obtuse, and I think
they're so out of touch with reality that I think
they don't realize just how both ridiculous and garish and
(40:29):
goudy and arrogant they appear to just the end and
not just someone who is struggling to get by. But
I mean even to someone like you and I, we're fine,
we're fine. No one needs to send us, you know,
any of their spare change. We're doing okay, right, But
even to you and I were like, okay, like that
that's not called for, Like you need to you know,
take it down several notches right, just the you know,
(40:52):
the average man the street looks at that. And I
if I thought they were doing it to rub everybody's
face in it, like haha, you know we live like
this and you don't, then they should just be you know,
beaten with a lead pipe. But I think they're just
so out of touch and so obtuse that not only
do they not realize what it looks like they probably
(41:13):
think people admire them. Like my guess is that they
have the level of arrogance and self delusion to believe
that when they go parading around like that, what people
are saying is, oh, my gosh, if only I could
be Jeff Bezos and his fluozy wife. They don't realize
that the vast majority of people are saying, I really
(41:35):
can't stand those people.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, I mean, it's it's it is troubling.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I just think it's it's trying, and I think we're
heading to a point where the uh, there are going
to be issues.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I really believe that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
So I we're certainly getting to a point where, you know,
and people can plain about this all the time. And
it was the history of many a culture that came
to an abrupt halt, at least in part because of this,
where the haves continue to increase in their haveness and
the have nots continue to increase in their have notness,
(42:13):
right where the gap between the wealthy and the not
wealthy astronomical, you know, expand, and so that that makes
people angry, and I get why it makes people angry,
and it's worth talking about how does that happen? And
is there some way for there to be, you know,
a more equitable approach, et cetera, et cetera. But the
(42:37):
real problem is not that the gap. Like if the
folks that were the haveves just hung around and did
their own thing out of the public eye, enjoyed their
wealth in whatever way they wanted to enjoy it, but
did it, you know, on their own time, in their
own place, out of the public eye, then the gap
would not be as obvious. But the problem is that
(42:59):
the haves want it to be obvious, right. They're like
these people, they want you to see what they have
and you do not. And again I think they think
that you admire them for that as opposed to just
detesting them. And that's the real problem. But you know what,
but it could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Who knows, yeahs, who knows.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
H Finally, speaking of the money gap between rich and poor,
the comedian Matt Rife purchased the Ed and Lorraine Warren
Connecticut home with that Annabel Doll.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
No, you got, you got, You're gonna have to. I
don't know who da and Lorraine Warren?
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Have you ever seen the movie The Conjuring?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I have not. You know me but I don't like
horror movies. So this is a harmor the movie.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
This is a real life deal where they had this
raggedy and doll that was apparently possessed.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Is this the doll that the guy died while he
was traveling with? Mm hmm okay, all right, we talked
about this.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I think, yeah, yeah, this is horrific.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
These people, this comedian the house and he got the
damn doll as part of this.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, of course not.
The rational part of me wants to say that, you know,
the dolls cannot hurt you, right, there's the picture of
that wants to say. But the perhaps less rational part
of me is saying, you know what, why buy trouble? Right?
(44:29):
Why buy trouble? Yeah? Oh, I'm surprised. So the annimal
doll is a little is a raggedy hand dol.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's a raggedy and all, but it's raggedy and dolls.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
What's special? Boy?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Just this one's been involved in multiple homicides, probably was
possessed and they put it in a case where that's
Ed Warren right there, I think, and this is his
wife carrying the thing. But you're not supposed to touch it,
and uh, it's uh, it's just terrifying.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
It's just terrifying. Okay, So again you may not.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
They bought the house, they got the doll, they got
the whole museum. But these horrible things that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
These people had, that seems like a mistake.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But what not doing it?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Is the doll itself supposed to have committed homicides or
it was just present at the homicide.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
The doll is supposed to be possessed by a.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Spirit, obviously a manvolent spirit.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
It's kept in a locked case labeled warning positively do
not open. The doll is believed to have a demonic
presence attached to it, allegedly after it terrorized two roommates
in the seventies by seriously moving itself, leaving creepy notes,
and it was accused of strangling a friend sleeping in
the apartment, and then most recently, it was part of
(45:50):
the Devils on the Run tour hosted by paranormal executor
investigator Dan Rivera, who died suddenly in his hotel room
with the doll on July thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, it seems given the
choice between you know, hanging out with the doll and
leaving the doll well enough alone. You would be better with.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
B But Dann, why would you want to touch that doll?
But I don't care. That's just one thing I don't get.
But I you know, I think we've we've accomplished a.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Lot here today, A lot I don't understand, from green
dildos to this doll, but we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, to cracking wal notes with your bare hands. But again,
I mean, there is no one who has listened to
this very fine program today who can say, you know
what I learned nothing from that. I knew about all
those things. You may have known about one, you may
have even known about two, but you did. If you're
saying I knew about all of that, you're just a liar. Okay,
(46:49):
so you got what you came for. You're better now
than when the show started. I think we all are.
We've learned lots of things to stay away from and
to not you, and that's important. Don't get it bad,
don't get a hit by one, don't pick one up,
don't touch this, leave that in its cage. I mean,
all those things are important.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
If you see Brad at a WNBA game with a
sack filled with Caucasian building.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Quick mane quick, make your bet, Make your bet, bet,
And because you know what's going to happen and you
know what, buddy will circle back, see where we are,
and we'll do it all again next week, right here
on IP frequently.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
This has been IP frequently, once again, clearing a forest
of lies with the machete of truth.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
You're welcome.
In these bleak days, humanity is at a breaking point.
Economies are tanking, the woke mob is canceling everything, and
the little guy who's just trying to run a small
business is getting screwed from both ends. But not all
is lost. Amidst the chaos, two men offer up their
(00:26):
voices in the darkness, dropping two thousand pounds laser guided
truth bombs on today's lunacy, introducing the Sirens of Sanity,
David Pridham and L. Bradley Sheaf.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sagery.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, there it is, Brad.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I believe that the song is type of burn bitch
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That's the theme to what?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
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The intent was to play the w n B A
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burn bitch burn, but my guess is it isn't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Probably not what who who sang? Burn? Is that a song?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was the eighties song burn bitch Burn? Not the eight
can get away with that? Kiss?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Kiss Kiss?
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Well, it's out of the frying pan into the fire.
You're bent over, baby, and let me be the driver. No,
that's I can't read I can'd even read it. It's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, it's inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You've never heard of this song.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I've never I'm not a kiss no, and I you
know I kisses. I would not consider myself a Kiss fan,
but I was certainly familiar with the band and much
of their work.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I've never seen Simmons terrific, terrific guy Trump's sing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Simmons is a funny guy.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So, I mean, I think he had a show. He
had a reality show too. He'll probably be the next
one that drops dead. It's just unbelievable, you know, No,
we did. I get a lot of feedback on our
last couple of shows that they're too morose and bringing
people down. So we're gonna try to bring things up
a little bit this week.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
We're gonna try to talk about the issues of the
day that are impacting everyone's livelihood and so forth, and
you know, and just things people care about right where.
It's interesting because this summer, we are not in an
Olympic summer. Right there's no Olympics going on right now.
I mean there's the baseball, but there's no Olympics. So
(02:31):
people are starved for content, and that's why they need
our guidance to help them and to help sort of
direct them or someone say guide them gently. Others would
say spoon feed them exactly what they should be doing.
And that's what we're here for, right, That's what we
were bred for and brought it to this world to do,
(02:51):
and we're happy to We're happy to happy to do it.
But first let me remind everyone. This is David Pridam
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That's a mouthful, it is, yeah, all but all true
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Correct.
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No, we were once on cable radio, which I never understood,
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IP frequently dot com. Right, so, Brad, a lot going
on this week. We've got Trump's first hundred President Trump.
President Trump's first hundred days in the books, and there's
people are starting to reflect on that, and and there's
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being cut, other deals you know, uh in the works.
But you know, we we sort of should start with
the w n b A because of course that's you know, listen,
let's be real. That's the uh, the be all end
all of summer sports.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Summer sports.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, and so you know the w n b A,
the Big Woman's Basketball League.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Uh, it is.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Mired in controversy these days because, uh, there's there's apparently
a disturbing epidemic. It's been called an epidemic by the
commissioner of the w n b A.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Who I you could put a.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Gun in my in my mouth and threaten to pull
the trigger and you have to pull the triggers. I
couldn't tell you who the commissioner of the w n
b A is. I could certainly make some guesses, but
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. But uh,
the commissioner has said that there's a disturbing epidemic as
fans are hurling bright green you can say, dil do's
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onto the court during the action, during the w NBA action,
and it's happening all across the league, and uh, people
just don't know what to do about it, right because
one minute these women are playing basketball, the next minute
there are people just hurling these big, bright green dildos
onto the court, and uh, you know, it's get to
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the point where they've banned bags in some arena and
some arenas they've started to do full cavity searches of
people to make sure they don't bring these in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I was watching one game.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
The other day, not the game, the highlights, where they
basically showed some security guard with these these rubber clubs
going around and collecting these big green dildo sex toys
from people in the crowd before they got thrown onto
the court. And then they still get thrown, still get
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thrown on the court and it hit a player. So uh,
I mean, look, this is this is a I remember
when they used to toss d batteries at Reggie Jackson
in the outfield, and you know that was the good
old days, right, the good old days. But now this
is something that something needs to be done here.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, buddy, I was completely unaware of this until earlier
today when you and I were on an unrelated phone
call and you just said, hey, or somebody I can't
remember if you were one of the other guys, but
raised this issue, and I was somewhat taken aback. And
so now you know, I'm not going to pretend that
I'm unaware of it, because you made me aware of it,
(07:35):
but only a matter of hours ago, and so I
would like to review the bidding, and so, like you know,
ninety nine nine percent of America, I don't watch the WNBA.
I don't like it. I don't think it's entertaining. I
just you know, you can say what you will about that.
I don't watch it. So I didn't know this. So
(07:56):
there's a there's a habit, I guess, I mean, epidemic
is probably a stronger word, not to mention a misuse
of the word epidemic. But people are regularly throwing dildos
onto the court of WNBA basketball games, which in and
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of itself is you know, odd, weird and humorous. Are
they always though green? Are you saying they're green purposefully?
Like that's part of the thing. They have to be green,
or just any old you know, dildo will do.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, I I the ones I've seen have been
break green. But again, we're not advocating this, just to
be very clear, So we're not saying you should go
out and throw bright green dildos or sex toys onto
the the court. But it was it was funny the
other day because one of the players posted on August
first on the X the X, Yeah, stop throwing dildos
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on the You're gonna hurt one of us. And then
you know, the next night she got hit it by
one and then she posted this did not age.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
This is here's here's a quote.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
From this player after she got hit. She got hit
in the leg. I just know how things go viral now,
and I just know that, like, you know, even if
something came from the wrapped from the rafters or bounced
and slapped me right in the face, that would be
what I would be known for for life. So at
the point in time where the dildo was thrown at me,
I was just trying to protect my image and all
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of our images. I was thinking, like, if someone threw
that thing, and like, first all it bounces, it's about
the bounce, and if it bounces and smacks someone in
the face, that's all you're going to be known for.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
She may be right about all that, and we'll unpack
that here in a minute, but she seems to have
some degree of expertise because she's making the statement that
the real risk here, like if you asked me, hey,
rank order the you know, worst case scenarios. If someone
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chucks a dildo at yes, I would just I would
just be like, I would be dumbfounded, which doesn't, as
you'll attest, doesn't often happen. You can typically lob almost
any topic at me and I'll be able to come
up with something to say. But if you said, hey, Chief,
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just apropos nothing walking down the street and you say,
hey Chief, rank order in order of you know, worst
case two, you know lesser, worse of a case things
that could happen to you. If someone just chucked a
dildo at you, I would not It would take me
a minute because the idea that of anyone throwing a
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dildo at anyone else is just not something I've ever
thought of. But this gal has given it some thought. Right,
she's obviously got some experience with what happens when you're
throwing dildos at each other, because she's saying, it's the
bounce you got to worry about, right, Like you don't
have to worry about taking it on the half volley.
It's the volley that you have to worry about, which
(11:16):
I just find hilarious. Like she's she's she's given us
some thought. She knows the context, and in the context
of an arena in which dildos are being thrown back
and forth by people, your biggest concern is not the
one coming at you on the fly, it's the bounce.
Because of all, whoever this person is, she seems to
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know this, which is an interesting thing for someone to know.
I mean, I would I would presume you'd have to
have some experience with the lobbing, oh the dildo in
order for you to know that it's the bounce that
really gets you. But in addition to that, she's concerned
that that would be the thing that she'd be known
for for the rest of her life. And she is
one hundred percent correct about that, right, I mean, you
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are if you have there is a video on the
planet of a person getting hit in the face by
a dildo, that's what that person is going to be
known for for the rest of us. So that is
a legitimate concern. Once again, it is also a testament
to why you should just stay off of social media.
That'd big freaking period, let alone getting on social media
(12:22):
and making the statement true or otherwise that it's possible
to hurt someone by hurling a dildo at them. Okay,
you just don't just stop it, Like, how is it
in this day and age that anyone can be surprised
that when they say something on social media that is,
(12:42):
you know, funny or you know, just odd or weird
or out of the norm, that that's not going to
come back to hunt you. Of course it is, of
course it is. So just stop making a target out
of yourself by commenting on the ludicrous on social media
(13:05):
and to put a ball on that, I'll just say,
just get off. So if everyone got off of social
media in the world, no trouble would be a better place.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well, it's funny you should say that, Brad, because I
give you the case of Delbert Carver. You know him
from Georgia, Clayton County, twenty three years old.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't. I don't think I enjoyed the name Delbert,
but I don't know that I know him.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
So apparently Delbert and I'm reading from a police report.
At approximately nine thirty four pm, one minute before the
game was over, the male subject through a sex toy
in the middle of the basketball floor while he was
live streaming on social media. After the mail threw the toy,
he tried to run, but he was apprehended by several officers,
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subject identified as mister Carver Delbert. He also confessed to
police that he was involved in a similar incident in
Atlanta on July twenty ninth and their loss to the
visiting Golden State Valkyries.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This is apparently a moment that went.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Viral last week, and so he said, quote, this was
supposed to be a joke, and the joke was supposed
to go viral, and he was lamenting.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The fact that it has gone viral.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I mean, Tooche, I would say, touche, young man.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He's correct, all right. So I want to Delbert, You're dope, okay,
I mean again, you create I wish that social media
have been around when I was an FBI agent, right
because the number of just absolute dopes, morons who are
creating a video record of themselves committing a crime is astounding.
(14:47):
And I would have loved that. As an investigator. You
walk into a bank and you're like, well, do you
know who robbed the bank? And they're like, well no,
but this guy over here made a video record of
himself robbing the bank, and so we grabbed him. I mean,
you're just an idiot, You're so juvenile and so self delusional.
(15:08):
And again, you're just such a dope if you create
a video records bad enough to do something in an
environment where you know it's highly likely others are going
to create a video record of you doing it, which
is the case anywhere you go today. But to do
it yourself is just so dumb that I don't even
know what to say about it. But so, Delbert, you're
(15:29):
an idiot for doing that. But I do want to
go back to these are funny things that you are
sending me. I do want to go back. Do we
know either of these two things? Do we know a.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And I can think of reasons why, so don't get
me wrong here, But is there a specific reason why
people think it is funny or notable to throw dildo's
onto the core of WNBA games? And whether or not
we know the I guess we would have to know
the answer that question to know the answer to the
follow up question, which is why why Green?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Well, it's funny you should ask that, bred So I
I typically I don't watch the WNBA season ticket holder,
but I don't watch, but I typically go to the
betting markets, right because the betting look remember the presidential election.
The money was behind Trump, and we sort of used
that as a gauge to figure out what was going
on in the electorate.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
There are two lines that I think are interesting. One
is and this is.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
You know the thing about sports now is you can
bet sports, right like you can bet real time baseball
draft kings. As a sponsor of.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
The Major League, you know, people are betting this stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
The first the first line is the predominant color of
the next gildo that hits the court in a WNBA game.
Green is it minus one fifty? Purple is you think
it should have to be?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Green has been the normal?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Purple is plus two hundred, Blue is plus four hundred,
Pink or ra is plus five hundred, black or brown
plus six hundred, and then.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Caucasian is plus seven hundred. So that's one.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
And then there is a more of an aggregate line
total number of dildos that will be thrown on the
court in the twenty twenty five WNBA regular season. And
if it's basically it's setting the boat over under eaven, yeah,
it's it over hundreds. Over seven dildos is minus one ten.
Under seven is minus one thirty. So the money is
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is kind of split there.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, well I don't know. I mean something is so
they're obviously going to take steps to keep someone from
throwing a dildo on the court. So maybe that's why.
Then line set at seven, but that seems low. So
that's and then and I'm going to show my ignorance here,
which is, you know, not uncommon. But in this like
I I would not have been able if you would
(17:52):
come to me again, you know, much like this scenario
where you're like, hey, Sheef, what's what's your biggest concern
if someone loves a dildo at you? And I would
just if you had came to me and just said, hey, shef,
what's the predominant dildo color in the world? I how
many of you own b Well that's I mean, that's
sort of again I'm kind of shure. I don't. I don't.
(18:13):
It's not my my area of expertise. But I would
have thought about it for a moment, as I just have,
and I would have said, well, you know, some flesh tone, right,
I mean, be a Caucasian black, brown, you know some
some I guess semi realistic tone, right. But based on
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those bedding lines, the predominant form in which dildos are
produced is in some you know, garish color, and I hesitate,
you know how I mean you you know this, but
I mean you are a law school graduate, you've practiced
for many years as a lawyer private practice. While you're yeah,
(18:58):
well you're not a a a litigator per se. You
have experienced Aaron and frankly, I will say that I
think you would be a very good litigator, a good arguer.
You like that. And so you know, they teach you
and I learned this, you know, just through my you know,
being interacting with lawyers as an FBI agen is that
you know, as a lawyer, the last thing you want
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to do with a witness is ask a question you
don't know the answer to. Right. You don't want to
open the door to some testimony that might just you know,
torpedo you because you didn't know it was coming, right,
And so that's a that's a lesson that they I
presume they teach lawyers, whether in law school or you know,
it just comes out in the course of your being
a young lawyer. Someone says, hey, don't do that. And
(19:39):
so I hesitate to do this because I realize I'm
opening a door here, because this is not my world.
But what what what is it about producing dildos in
bright garish colors that makes them? What's the proper way
to phrase this more appropriate to the task?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Never I've never interacted with one, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I mean you and I are in the same boat
in this situation. But again, but again based solely on
the betting line, right, which and maybe maybe better the
betters are wrong, but money's on the line here. So
my guess is they're not. A person could easily get
a hold of a dildo in bright green, bright blue,
bright purple, bright pink. And I mean they are designed
(20:26):
to emulate a certain part of the male anatomy that
has a you know it hasn't it has a number
of roles. I mean, if you own one, you and
I both, do you know.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That part of the male anatomy you have? No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Right, no no. They emulate a part of the male
anatomy both of you and I happen to have. I know,
but we work with me here, and and that part
of the male anatomy you know has is multifunctional. Is
that fair? It's multifunctional? And so I don't get how
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making them in bright colors makes them more appropriate to
the particular function to which a dildo is normally employed.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Well, let me ask you this, right, I mean, one
of the things that we've been dealing with is over
the years is the impact of gaming in sports, right,
like the whole Black Sox scandal and all this stuff,
and people banned for life, are barred for life. And
what's to prevent you, Brad Sheef, from getting seven Caucasian
(21:36):
dildos and hidden down to your the Denver whatever the
team is, the Denver Wosy Watson's and just tossing them
all out on the court and then you know, okay,
you're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes, yes, of course you are.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But if you parlay over seven dildos with Caucasian and
that they're all Caucasian, and you put one hundred grand
on that, who's going to stop you from throwing these
on to a w n B A court and then
collecting once you get out of prison, collecting your your
your your cash.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because that's yeah, is a good point, because I think
you probably would. But I don't go to the Denver
Nights games anyway, right, I if I'm going to watch
an NBA game. W I n B A Doug w A, yeah,
I've been the wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm in the wrong. I screen would be seven. Did
would lose the bed?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So that's yeah, not only that, not only would you
lose the bet, but YO kids would come in the
stands and beat the hell out of me. So I
I I, yeah, you're right. So but you raise a
good point, right, you could certainly take the you know,
the biggest number, which I think you said was on
Caucasian dildos, and you know, pick some number exceedingly over
the over and and go throw them. And you're right,
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you would get arrested at this point. I'm sure there's
some some crime that you're committing by hurling and onto
a basketball and you'd have.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
To we agree, you'd have to pick the over.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
There.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
You couldn't bet the under, because then you'd have to
have control, you'd have direct control. You just loob eight dildos,
all Caucasian, onto that court.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Here's the thing that you would have to consider. And
thankfully this is moving us off the dildo topic and
into a probably equally as useless topic. But at least
it's not related to dildos, which is is it possible
to know. So like if I make that bet on
like Draft Kings or fan duel or wherever you can
make the bet. Yeah, and I make that bet right,
(23:33):
And so I have Now I've set I've set my
number at seven for the over under. I know what
the line is on Caucasian, So I'm going to go
make sure I win this bet. So to your point,
I head out the door like the Santa Claus of dildos,
bag over my shoulder, head down to whatever you know
(23:53):
the Denver WNBA team minutes, if there even is one,
notn't even Frankly, maybe you go to La who knows.
Wherever I go does matter? And I and I you know,
I'm able to sneak those in and I whip them
out all onto the court. So I've I've won the bet,
I've set the over, I've you know, I know what
the number is on caucasion. Is it possible, then, for
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the medium through which I placed the bet DraftKings, FanDuel,
et cetera, to know that that was me, that the
guy who did that is also the guy who placed
those bets. And if it is possible for them to
know that, then are they allowed to not pay because
you're the guy that made it happen.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I mean, it depends on the terms and conditions. I
would assume they.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I mean, it's it's a it's a problem that now
if you passed on this information to me right that
you were gonna you had a sack of dildos and
you were heading down to the local female ball court,
throw about the clause a sack of Caucasian dildozo. Yeah,
and then I immediately get online and I'd have to
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leave Rhode Island to do it. You have to go
to a state that accept the dildo bet, and I
do that, and then I'm assuming I can collect because
I have nothing to do with it. Maybe I just
placed the bet. Maybe Christa puts down one hundred k
for you. I put down one hundred k for you,
and then you go and then when you get out
of prison, we have these two pots of money that
you know, Bob Chin is managing for you. Whatever whatever
(25:31):
happens happens, Okay, but it's worth it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's worth it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, probably, I mean at the end of the day. So,
I mean, the real way to do this would be
for neither you nor I to be the actual perpetrator, right.
I mean, we find some Patsy and we just cut
them in and we say, listen, we're gonna put a
couple of hundred grand down on these bets, and you
parlay it, right. I mean I think you already said,
but you not only take the over and the and
(25:58):
the color as separate bets. You all so put together
a two leg parlay on it and bet that. Right,
So you put a couple under grand on that. You
find some Patsy and go, listen, we'll give you ten grand.
You're only going to be in jail overnight, right, I
mean there's no way that throwing dildo's on a basketball court,
especially when it's the w NBA, is a felony, right.
And so you you you set up some Patsy, he
(26:20):
does it, he spends the night in jail, he gets
his ten grand, and you you know, get a nice
Caribbean vacation out of the thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
No, it's uh.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I don't think it'd be hard. I mean, the only
problem will be the resolve it takes to follow through
at the bat because of the typical Patsy's I think of.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No, we can't we can't use our we you and
I have a suite of Patsy's and we can't use
any of them for this. Now, how to get a
hard core back You gotta get a guy that's done
some time that when you say, hey, you're gonna spend
the night in jail, he just looks at you and goes,
so what, I regularly spend the night in jail? So
what I like it You find that guy or Gal
Frankly and you offer them ten grand, they're going to
(27:02):
do it. They're gonna get three hots and a cot
while they're in jail, So that's nice. And they've already
been so it's not like they're worried about their pristine
criminal record and they make ten grand. They're doing that well.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know what, you know?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I mean, maybe old Silas Moody is the way to go,
because I'm sure if you hand him a sack of,
say ten Caucasian dildos, and.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
First of all, he's the only guy that you and
I know that's gonna look at that until it's not enough.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, but he's also going to have one. He's gonna
second the half.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, he's gonna be fine. He's gonna take you. I
mean he's not. He's smart enough not to ask if
he's gonna have one, but you know he's gonna take one,
So you have to put at least an additional one
beyond that, which you need to hit the over.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I think that's I think that's right. I think that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And you know, you give him, you give him a
couple hundred bucks. He's fine, he'll do the time, and
that that's probably the pats that you go with. I'll
have to chat with him about it.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
This is the there's an idea here, there's a business
plan here, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
This has like it says, it says, use euphemism.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
What else is going on?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
The new world record in walnut crushing has been established.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Have you heard about that?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I didn't know it was a pre existing record.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
So no helmet, hammer, hands.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Not the name as mamma gave him, and I guess
I don't think so. But he set the world record
by crushing two hundred ninety three walnuts in sixty seconds
with his fist while holding a raw egg in his
striking hand.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
It is a world record.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Wait a minute, I just put it on the Okay,
all right, hold on, So when you said this, I
my guess was that someone had taken like a bag
of walnuts and dropped a boulder on it.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But you're telling me that that someone.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Crushed if you took Click the link, Click the link
on two hundred and ninety three walnuts in sixty seconds
while holding a raw egg in the striking hand, mister hammerhand.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It is a world record. He is like he's and
I don't know how you keep that egg. It's pretty
incredible because.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
The egg is I mean, it's just a machine.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, if I'm astounded by a number of things, we
should post this and I'm going back on my own
social media.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But no one's starting to dildo with him, you see that.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, I know he know just what to do with it.
But first of all, I'm astounded that there exists on
the planet a system for holding walnuts over to almost
three hundred of them in such a fashion that this
guy can just lickety split crush them all. Have you
ever and I remember heard of that? Sounds like a
(29:40):
stupid well noye. I'm sure you never heard.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I never heard of it. He gives the guy the egg,
and the guy cracks it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have you ever.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Crushed a walnut with uh, with a little with a
little vice thing that with your hand? Now, why would
I do that?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well? Does it? Does it? Look at his hand and
he's all jacked up, it's all bruised and bloodied.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Guy's like eighty something years old. But I'll tell you what.
It's straight. They save the egg to they save the egg.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah. That, I'll tell you what, buddy, that's remarkable. I've
never seen anything like that in my life. How, I
don't know. The reason I ask was, I don't know
how much force it takes to crack a walnut.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I would think never, you've never seen a walnut before.
How is that possible?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And I've never cried. I have never cracked a walnut.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
You've never cracked a walnut.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I've never cried. I've never cracked a walnut, not once
in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
That's hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's the truth. I've eaten walnuts, but you know they're
conveniently available, you know, in the already cracked state. So
you know, if I'm gonna have a walnut, I'm not
gonna ask some guy, hey, can I have a walnut
in the shell so I can experience the glory of
cracking it myself. I'm just gonna go get a recracked walnut.
(30:54):
Need it.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Well, when you grow up in an Italian family, right,
you get every every holiday thing you go to there
is like a big bowl of nuts on the table
and there are walnuts, hazel nuts, and you just go
and you and they have all the you know, the
tools where you the vice things where you crack them,
and then they have the little picks, the razor sharp
picks where you pick the meat of the walnut out.
(31:18):
That's a yeah, I've cracked them and it sucks. And
if you ever get the shell in your in your teeth,
forget it. That's like you're gonna crack a tooth.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's also takes a significant amount of force to crack
a walnut.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
It takes it. It takes a significant amount depending on
the walnut.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
This guy just did two hundred and ninety three and
sixty seconds with his bare hand. That's impressive.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, and the juice is not worth the squeeze because
you get a couple of little pieces of.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
The walnut and then you gotta it's just it's not
even it's not worth it. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I will. I will grant you that. But that video
is again it's it's it's sort of emblematic of social media, right,
it is interesting, he is eye catching, and it is
completely useless, and like that skill is not helping anybody.
It's a skill, for sure. I'm not taking it away.
(32:05):
I couldn't do it. But it's not helpful, right, I
mean unless unless suddenly the worldwide market for freshly cracked
walnuts skyrockets, You're not doing anything for yourself with that,
So I guess it just is what it is. But no,
that's I'm glad you showed me that. I've never seen
anything quite like it. Well you should do, buddy, You
(32:30):
should crack two hundred and ninety four eggs while holding
a walnut in your hand.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I could do that. That's not a problem. It's not
a problem.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We should do that not a problem.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Whether I could do it in sixty seconds. I mean,
if I could, just like you, put them all in
a hell of a mess.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Again, not worth a squeeze.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's interesting.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I read a report that a man wearing nothing but
a balla clava, which is that you know that basically
a hood, right, and plastic clogs and carrying a sex
toy on a stick has been startling tourists while wandering
around a historic castle in Slovakia.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
That's just a I don't think this is the guy
who's dealing with because I don't know if his sex
toy is bright green.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But that was something I sort of filed away there
and I just found it.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So that's unfortunately we're creating a theme around.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, we gotta gotta move that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We want to let's.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
See what else we've got more on that comet thing.
But I mean, you know, that's just not even who
gives a shit about the company?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Lonnie Anderson passed away w Kripe in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I saw that, buddy. That is a bummer.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
And Bert Reynolds's wife, I mean, epitomize the nineteen eighties.
She played I can't, I can't, I can't think of it.
But she was the secretary w KRP and it was
Howard Hessman was on the show. And but then she
married Burt Reynolds, which, by the way, Burt Reynolds for
people out there who don't know, Burt Reynolds was the
biggest star on.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
The planet for like a decade. Yeah, the superstar he was.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Everyone loved him and he cannonball run and smoking, the banded.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
And all that stuff. Terrific. So then they got married.
Then he had his TV.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Show about a high school football coach, which was good,
and then he divorced Lonnie Anderson and he did a
movie with de Me Moore where.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
She was naked for half the film. It's basically, it's
all I know. I didn't know she was.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Donny Anderson was still alive, but she passed away. Another
icon of the eighties gone too soon. I guess I
don't know if she was near she run, But.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, I mean, buddy, it's just, you know, we're we're
at that stage of life where all of our childhood
icons are, you know, coming to the end.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
So it just is what it is. Yep, it's it
is what it is. You know, pretty much everyone on
that show is dead now. I think gotta be Jim Riah.
It's it's terrible, terrible. Remember the episode where they dropped
the turkeys out of the helicopter.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yes, I was so. Christ and I were discussing this
in the presence of our youngest daughter, Cassidy, and she
of course said, being twenty years old, who's Lonnie Anderson?
And so we were explaining that she was an actress
and you know a you know in movies and television
all this stuff and w KRP in Cincinnati obviously came up,
(35:39):
and which reminds, you know that I was like, oh, yeah,
there was this great episode about you know, turkey's being
thrown out of a helicopter and you know, being because
the person thought they could fly and thought it was
going to be a good Thanksgiving thing, and Cassie being
the generation she is, and there's you know, some sociologists
could talk about this. You know, she presumes everything is
(35:59):
reality TV, right, like the idea of a sitcom like
in nineteen seventies or nineteen eighty sitcom where much of
the humor is implied because it's not reality reality TV,
and you couldn't do it anyway because now the technology.
She assumed that this was a TV show in which
they actually took turkeys up in a helicopter and threw
(36:21):
them out. And so she's appalled and saying, well, they
killed all these turkeys and how could that possibly be allowed?
And didn't people on the ground get hurt? And I'm like, no, no, no,
it's it's it was implied. And she was like, well, yeah,
but how did people not I'm like, no, no, the
actual event never occurred. No turkeys left any hellic. In fact,
there was no helicopter and there were no turkeys. Doing
(36:43):
Now she's looking at me like I'm crazy, like that
had a TV show about helicopters and turkeys and there
were no helicopters and were no turkeys. I'm like, no, no, no,
it was and it was a comedy. It was implied.
And by then, of course you've lost the flow, right,
I mean, trying to convince your daughter that it was
funny at the time is lost. You've lost it getting there,
and so you know, there you have it, buddy, WKRP
(37:04):
for you and I very funny for the next generation,
you know, twenty and below not so fun Yeah, just incomprehensible.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Whatever I mean. I just a terrific show.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
And the show with h with Burt Reynolds that she
did Evening Shade. Do you ever see that? It was
on the eight late eighties.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Don't think so?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
He played a football coach, right, and by then, Burt
Reynolds's career had started going downhill. But this show was
like the number one show on.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
TV for a year or so.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
And he acted like he you know, he acted like
he just was doing everyone this extreme favor by making
the show like he would just be you can just tell.
And but it was and that's what made it terrific.
It just was a terrific, terrific show. I don't know
if Lennie Anderson was on that show or not. Maybe
(37:58):
she was Mary Lou Henner, Say, Mary Lou Henner was
on that show.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's what I want to say.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Whether it's right or not, I don't I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
But in any event, Uh, Burt Reynold's gone too soon,
and Lennie Anderson too. I know Burt Reynolds died some
time ago, right four or five years ago.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
But that is uh, that is that.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
And then finally, Brad, you know, we talked a couple
of weeks ago about the wedding of Jeff Bezos to that, Uh,
how would you describe his wife?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I wouldn't, Buddy, it would give me in trouble. I'm
not going to do it. It's not falling from the drap.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
And there and so these.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Two are just.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Here is what I think is wrong with society.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Okay, they they're spending the summer in Europe on like
his half a billion dollar yacht and they're just going
around from hot spot to hotspot, and she's like wearing
million dollar dresses and the latest thing I saw was
she had like a half million dollar watch on while
they're like strutting around Venice, and you know, and it
(39:08):
kind of has like Louis the Sixteenth vibes do it?
What's going on there? It just kind of has something
that if working people are watching this and they're getting
like rounded up and pushed aside. So these two can
strut down a street.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
In Venice or go take a photo at the Trevi Fountain.
It's kind of getting to the point where somebody is
going to be like dragged off and beaten. Yeah, and
I don't think there's enough security in the world.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
And maybe there is, but I don't think there's enough
security in the world to stop it.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, it depends on how people view it, right, Like,
it makes me disgusted and angry, but not in such
a way that it inspires me to violin, because I
don't think they're doing it on purpose. Right like that.
Don't get me wrong, man, I realized they're they're doing
(40:08):
it voluntarily and that they could be doing something else,
and so then they're obviously doing it on purpose. From
that perspective, I think they're so obtuse, and I think
they're so out of touch with reality that I think
they don't realize just how both ridiculous and garish and
(40:29):
goudy and arrogant they appear to just the end and
not just someone who is struggling to get by. But
I mean even to someone like you and I, we're fine,
we're fine. No one needs to send us, you know,
any of their spare change. We're doing okay, right, But
even to you and I were like, okay, like that
that's not called for, Like you need to you know,
take it down several notches right, just the you know,
(40:52):
the average man the street looks at that. And I
if I thought they were doing it to rub everybody's
face in it, like haha, you know we live like
this and you don't, then they should just be you know,
beaten with a lead pipe. But I think they're just
so out of touch and so obtuse that not only
do they not realize what it looks like they probably
(41:13):
think people admire them. Like my guess is that they
have the level of arrogance and self delusion to believe
that when they go parading around like that, what people
are saying is, oh, my gosh, if only I could
be Jeff Bezos and his fluozy wife. They don't realize
that the vast majority of people are saying, I really
(41:35):
can't stand those people.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, I mean, it's it's it is troubling.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I just think it's it's trying, and I think we're
heading to a point where the uh, there are going
to be issues.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I really believe that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
So I we're certainly getting to a point where, you know,
and people can plain about this all the time. And
it was the history of many a culture that came
to an abrupt halt, at least in part because of this,
where the haves continue to increase in their haveness and
the have nots continue to increase in their have notness,
(42:13):
right where the gap between the wealthy and the not
wealthy astronomical, you know, expand, and so that that makes
people angry, and I get why it makes people angry,
and it's worth talking about how does that happen? And
is there some way for there to be, you know,
a more equitable approach, et cetera, et cetera. But the
(42:37):
real problem is not that the gap. Like if the
folks that were the haveves just hung around and did
their own thing out of the public eye, enjoyed their
wealth in whatever way they wanted to enjoy it, but
did it, you know, on their own time, in their
own place, out of the public eye, then the gap
would not be as obvious. But the problem is that
(42:59):
the haves want it to be obvious, right. They're like
these people, they want you to see what they have
and you do not. And again I think they think
that you admire them for that as opposed to just
detesting them. And that's the real problem. But you know what,
but it could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Who knows, yeahs, who knows.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
H Finally, speaking of the money gap between rich and poor,
the comedian Matt Rife purchased the Ed and Lorraine Warren
Connecticut home with that Annabel Doll.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
No, you got, you got, You're gonna have to. I
don't know who da and Lorraine Warren?
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Have you ever seen the movie The Conjuring?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I have not. You know me but I don't like
horror movies. So this is a harmor the movie.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
This is a real life deal where they had this
raggedy and doll that was apparently possessed.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Is this the doll that the guy died while he
was traveling with? Mm hmm okay, all right, we talked
about this.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I think, yeah, yeah, this is horrific.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
These people, this comedian the house and he got the
damn doll as part of this.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, of course not.
The rational part of me wants to say that, you know,
the dolls cannot hurt you, right, there's the picture of
that wants to say. But the perhaps less rational part
of me is saying, you know what, why buy trouble? Right?
(44:29):
Why buy trouble? Yeah? Oh, I'm surprised. So the annimal
doll is a little is a raggedy hand dol.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's a raggedy and all, but it's raggedy and dolls.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
What's special? Boy?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Just this one's been involved in multiple homicides, probably was
possessed and they put it in a case where that's
Ed Warren right there, I think, and this is his
wife carrying the thing. But you're not supposed to touch it,
and uh, it's uh, it's just terrifying.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
It's just terrifying. Okay, So again you may not.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
They bought the house, they got the doll, they got
the whole museum. But these horrible things that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
These people had, that seems like a mistake.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But what not doing it?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Is the doll itself supposed to have committed homicides or
it was just present at the homicide.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
The doll is supposed to be possessed by a.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Spirit, obviously a manvolent spirit.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
It's kept in a locked case labeled warning positively do
not open. The doll is believed to have a demonic
presence attached to it, allegedly after it terrorized two roommates
in the seventies by seriously moving itself, leaving creepy notes,
and it was accused of strangling a friend sleeping in
the apartment, and then most recently, it was part of
(45:50):
the Devils on the Run tour hosted by paranormal executor
investigator Dan Rivera, who died suddenly in his hotel room
with the doll on July thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, it seems given the
choice between you know, hanging out with the doll and
leaving the doll well enough alone. You would be better with.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
B But Dann, why would you want to touch that doll?
But I don't care. That's just one thing I don't get.
But I you know, I think we've we've accomplished a.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Lot here today, A lot I don't understand, from green
dildos to this doll, but we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, to cracking wal notes with your bare hands. But again,
I mean, there is no one who has listened to
this very fine program today who can say, you know
what I learned nothing from that. I knew about all
those things. You may have known about one, you may
have even known about two, but you did. If you're
saying I knew about all of that, you're just a liar. Okay,
(46:49):
so you got what you came for. You're better now
than when the show started. I think we all are.
We've learned lots of things to stay away from and
to not you, and that's important. Don't get it bad,
don't get a hit by one, don't pick one up,
don't touch this, leave that in its cage. I mean,
all those things are important.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
If you see Brad at a WNBA game with a
sack filled with Caucasian building.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Quick mane quick, make your bet, Make your bet, bet,
And because you know what's going to happen and you
know what, buddy will circle back, see where we are,
and we'll do it all again next week, right here
on IP frequently.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
This has been IP frequently, once again, clearing a forest
of lies with the machete of truth.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
You're welcome.
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