June 9, 2025 • 22 mins
Amidst the glitz and glamour of Great Britain in the year 18--, the charming and wealthy Simon Carne made his mark in high society. Rubbing shoulders with royalty and even winning the Derby and the Queens Cup, Carne was the talk of the town. Yet, behind the veneer of prosperity, a sinister series of swindles, burglaries, and other crimes was putting London on edge. The enigmatic detective Klimo was hot on the trail of these mysteries, trying to bring the perpetrators to justice. But unbeknownst to the city, Klimo and Carne were the same person, leading a double life that kept everyone in the dark. The veil of secrecy was only lifted when a startling confession was extracted from Carne by Lord Amberly, earning him the moniker of the Prince of Swindlers. Join us as we delve into this compelling tale narrated by Dr. PGould.
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Section ten of A Prince of Swindlers by Guy Boothby.
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Swindlers by Guy Boothby, Chapter six, Part two. On arrival
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at Greenthorpe Park, Simon Kahn was received by his host
and hostess in the hall, the rearmost portion of which
was furnished as a smoking room. Judging from the number
of guests passing, repassing, and lolling about in easy chairs,
most of the company invited had already arrived. When he
had greeted those with whom he was familiar, and had
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taken a cup of tea from the hand to the
bride elect, who was dispensing it at a small table
near the great oak fireplace. He set himself to be
agreeable to those about him for the space of a
quarter of an hour, after which he was escorted to
his bedroom, a pretty room situation in the main portion
of the building, at the head of the grand staircase.
He found Belton awaiting him. There. His luggage had been unpacked,
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and a glance at his watch told him that it
would be necessary for him to prepare for dinner. Well, Belton,
he said, as he threw himself into a chair beside
the window that looked out over the rose garden. Here
we are, and the next question is how are we
going to succeed? I have never known you to fail yet, sir,
replied the deferential valet, and I don't suppose you'll do
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so on this occasion. You flatter me, Belton, but I
will not be so falsely modest as to say that
your praise is altogether undeserved. This, however, is a case
of more than usual delicacy and danger, and will be
necessary for us to play our cards with considerable care.
When I have examined this house, I shall elaborate my
plans more fully. We have none too much time for
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the attempt must be made to morrow night. You have
brought down with you the things I mentioned on that list.
I suppose these are in the chest, sir, said Belton.
They make a precious heavy load, and once or twice
I was fearful lest they might arouse suspicion. You need
have no fear, my good, Belton said Karn, I have
a very plausible excuse to account for the presents here.
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Every One by this time knows that I am a
great student, and also that I never travel without at
least two cases of books. It is looked upon as
a harmless fad. Here's my key. Open the box standing
nearest to you. Belton did as he was commanded when
it was seen that it was filled to its utmost
holding capacity with books. No one would think, said Karn,
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with a smile at the astonishment depicted on the other's face,
that there are only two layers of volumes. There would they?
If you lift out the tray upon which they rest,
you will discover that the balance of the box is
now occupied by the things you placed in it. Unknown
to you, I had the trays fitted after you packed
the others. There's nothing like being prepared for all emergencies. Now,
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pay attention to what I am about to say to you.
I have learned that the wedding presents, including the fifty
thousand sovereigns presented by mister Greenthorpe to his daughter in
that absurd casket which I spoke to you, will be
on view tomorrow afternoon. In the billiard room to night
and tomorrow, before the ball commences, they will be placed
in the safe. One of mister Greenhorpe's most trusted servants
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will keep watch over them in the room, while a
constable will be on duty in the lobby outside. Bars
have been placed on all windows, and as I understand,
the village police will patrol the building at intervals during
the night. The problem of how we are going to
get a hold of them would seem rather a hard
not to crack, would it not. I must confess I
don't see how you are going to do it at all, sir,
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said Belton. Well, we'll see. I've a plan in my
head now, but before I can adopt it, I must
make a few inquiries. I believe there is a staircase
leading from the end of this corridor down to the
lobby outside the billiard and smoking rooms. If this is so,
we shall have to make use of it. It must
be your business to discover at what time the custodians
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at the treasure had their last meal. When you have
found that out, let me know now, you'd better get
me ready for dinner as soon as possible. When Karn
retired to rest, that evening, his inimitable valet was in
a position to report that the sentries were already installed
and that their supper had been taken to them by
mister Greenthorpe's orders at ten o'clock, precisely by one of
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the under footmen who had been instructed to look after them.
Very good, said Karn, I think I see my way. Now.
I'll sleep on my scheme and let you know what
decision I have come to in the morning. If we
pull this little business off successfully, then there will be
ten thousand pounds for you to painte your credit. My
friend Belton bowed and thanked his master without a sign
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of emotion upon his face, after which Simon Karan went
to bed. When he was called next morning, he discovered
a perfect summer day. Brilliant sunshine streamed in at the windows,
and the songs of the birds came from the trees outside.
An excellent augury, he said to himself, as he jumped
out of bed and on the heavy dressing gown his
valet had held open for him. Miss Greenthorpe, My compliments
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to you, Lord Marquis, is not the only man upon
whom you are conferring happiness. To day, his good humor
did not leave him, for when he descended to the
breakfast room an hour later, his face was radiant with smiles,
and everyone admitted that it would be impossible to find
a more charming companion. During the morning, he was occupied
in the library writing letters. At one he lunched with
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his fellow guests, none of the family being present, and
at half past went off to dress for the wedding ceremony.
This important business completed, a wave was made for the church,
and in something less than a quarter of an hour,
the nuptial knot was tied, and Miss Sophie Greenthorpe, only
daughter of Matthew Greenthorpe airestwhile grocer and provision merchant of
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Little Bexter Street, Tottenham Court Road, left the building on
her husband's arm. Marchioness of Kilbenhome and future Duchess Rugby.
Simon Karan and his fellow guests followed in her wake
down the aisle, and, having entered their courages, returned to
the park. The ball that evening was an acknowledged success,
but though he was an excellent dancer and had his
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choice of the prettiest woman in the room, Karn was
evidently ill at ease. The number of times he stealthily
examined his watch said this as plainly as any words.
As a matter of fact, the last guest had scarcely
arrived before he left the ball room and passed on
the lobby towards the back staircase, stopping en route to
glance at the billiard room door. As he expected, he
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was closed, and a stalwart provincial policeman stood on guard
before it. He made a jocular reference about the treasure
that constable was guarding, and, with a laugh at himself
for forgetting the way to his bedroom, retraced the steps
to the stairs up which he passed to his own apartment.
Belton was awaiting him there. It is ten minutes to ten, Belton,
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he said abruptly. It must be now or never. Go
down to the kit and hang about there until the
tray upon which the suppers of the guard are placed
is prepared. When the footman starts with it for the
billiard room, accompany him, and as he opens the green
baized door leading into the house, managed by hook or
crook to hold him in conversation, say something and interrupt
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yourself by a severe fit of coughing. That will give
me my cue if anything should happen to me. As
I come downstairs, be sure that the man puts his
tray down on the slab at the foot of the
stairs and renders me assistance. I will manage the rest.
Now be off belt. It bowed respectfully and left the room.
As he did so, Karn crossed to the dressing table
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and unlocked a small case standing upon it. From this
he took a tiny silver stoppered scent bottle containing perhaps
half an ounce of white powder. This he slipped into
his waistcoat pocket, and then made for the door on
the top of the back staircase. He paused for a
few minute moments to listen. He heard the spring of
the green baized door in the passage below creak as
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it was pushed open. Next moment, he distinguished Belton's voice.
It's true. As I'm standing here, he was saying, as
I went up the stairs with the Governor's hot water,
there she was coming along the passage. I stood back
to let her pass, and as I did, she here.
The narrative was interrupted by a violent fit of coughing.
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On hearing this, Carne descended the stairs and when he
had got half way down, saw the footman and his
valet coming along a passage below. At the same instant,
he must have caught his foot in the stair carpet,
for he tripped and fell headlong to the bottom. Heavens live,
cried Belton. I do believe that's my governor, and he's killed.
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At the same time he ran forward to the injured
man's assistance. Karn lay at the foot of the stairs
just as he had fallen, his head thrown back, his
eyes shut, and his body curled up and motionless. Belton
turned to the footman, who was still stood holding the
tray where he had stopped on seeing the accident, and said,
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put down those things and go and find mister Greenthorpe
as quickly as you can tell him. Mister Karan has
fallen downstairs, and I'm afraid is seriously injured. The footman
immediately disappeared, his back was scarcely turned. However, before Karn
was on his feet. Excellent, my dear Belton, he whispered,
and as he spoke, he slipped his fingers into his
waistcoat pocket. Hand me up that tray, but be quiet,
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or the policeman round the corner, will hear you? Belton
did as he was ordered, and Karn therefore sprinkled upon
the suppers provided for the two men some of the
white powder from the bottle he had taken from his
dressing case. This done, he resumed his place at the
foot of the stairs, while Belton, kneeling over him and
supporting his head, waited for assistance. Very few minutes elapsed
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before mister Greenhorpe, with his scared face, appeared upon the scene.
At his direction, Belton and the footman carried the unconscious
gentle into his bedroom and placed him upon his bed.
Restoratives were administered, and in something under ten minutes, the
injured man once more opened his eyes. What is the matter,
he asked feebly. What has happened? You have met with
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a slight accident, my dear sir, said the old gentleman.
But you're better now. You fell downstairs. As if he
scarcely comprehended what was said, Karn feebly repeated the last
sentence after his host, and then closed his eyes again.
When he opened them once more, it was to beg
mister Greenthorpe to leave him and return to his guest downstairs.
After a small amount of pressing. The latter consented to
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do so, and retired, taking the footman with him. The
first use Carnes made of their departure was to turn
to Belton. The powder will take effect in five hours,
he said, See that you have all the things prepared.
They are quite ready, replied Belton. I arranged them this
evening very good, said karn Now I am going to
sleep in real earnest so saying, he closed his eyes
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and resigned himself to slumber, as composedly as if nothing
out of the common had occurred. The clock on the
stables had struck three when he woke again. Felton was
still sleeping peacefully, and it was not until he had
been repeatedly shaken that he became conscious that it was
time to get up. Wake up, said carn It is
three o'clock and time for us to be about our business.
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Unlock that box and get out the things. Felton did
as he was ordered, placing the packets as he took
them from the case in small gladstone bags. Having done this,
he went to one of his master's trunks and took
from it two suits of clothes, a pair of wigs,
two excellently contrived false beards and a couple of soft
felt hats. These he placed upon the bed. Ten minutes
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later he had assisted his master to change into one
of the suits, and when this was done, waited for
further instructions. Before you dress, take a tumbler from that
table and go downstairs. If you should meet any one,
shay that you are going to the butler's pantry in
search of filtered water. As you have used all the
drinking water in this room. The ball should be over
by this time, and the guests in bed half an
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hour ago ascertain if this is the case. And as
you return, glanced at the policeman on duty outside the
billiard room door. Let me know his condition. Very good, sir,
said Belton, and taking a tumbler from the table in question,
he left the room. In less than five minutes he
had returned to report that, with the exception of the
quarter outside the billiard room, the house was in darkness.
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And how is the guarding the door, Carn inquired. Fast asleep,
said Belton, and snoring like a pig. Sir, that is right,
said Karn. The man inside should be the same, or
that powder has failed me. For the first time in
my experience. We'll give them half an hour longer, however,
and then get to work. You'd better dress yourself. While
Belton was making himself up to resemble his master, Karne
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sat in an easy chair by his dressing table, reading
Ruskins Stones of Venice. It was one of the most
important of his many peculiarities that he could withdraw his
thoughts from any subject, however much it might hitherto have
engrossed him, and fastened them upon another, without once allowing
them to wander back to their original channel. As the
stable clock chimed the half hour, he put the book
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aside and sprang to his feet. If you are ready, Belton,
he said, switch off the electric light and open that door.
When this had been done, he bade his valet wait
in the bedroom while he crept down the stairs on
tip toe. On turning to the billiard room lobby, he
discovered the rural policeman propped up in the corner, fast asleep.
His heavy breathing echoed down the corridors, and one moment's
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inspection showed Karn that from him he had nothing to fear.
Unlocking the door with a key, which he took from
his pocket. He entered the room to find the gardener,
like the policeman, fast asleep in an arm chair by
the window. He crossed to him, and, after a careful
examination of his breathing, lifted one of his eyelids. Excellent,
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he said, nothing could be better. Now, when Belton comes,
we shall be ready for business. So saying, he left
the room again and went softly to the stairs to
find his valet. The latter was awaiting him, and before
a witness, had there been, one could have counted twenty
they were standing in the billiard room together. It was
a large apartment, luxuriously furnished, with a bow window at
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one end and an alcove surrounded with seats at the other.
In this alcove, cleverly hidden by the wainscotting, as mister
Greenthorpe had once been some pains to point out to
Simon Karan, there existed a large iron safe of the
latest purtle proof pattern. The cigarette was an ingenious one
and would have baffled any ordinary craftsman. Karn, however, as
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he had already been explained, was far from being a
commonplace members profession. Turning to Belton, he said, give me
the tools these being forthcoming. In something less than ten minutes,
he had picked the lock and was master of the
safe's contents. When these, including the fifty thousand sovereigns, had
been safely carried upstairs and stowed away in the portmanteau
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and chests, and the safe had been filled with the
spurious jewelry he had bought with them for their purpose,
he signed to Belton to bring him a long pair
of steps which stood in a corner of the room,
and which had been used for securing the skylight above
the billiard table. These he placed in such a position
as would enable him to reach the window with a
diamond pointed instrument and a hand as true as the
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eye that guided it. He quickly extracted a square of
colored glass filed through the catch, and was soon standing
on the leads outside. A few moments later, the ladder,
which had already rendered him such signal service, had enabled
him to descend into the garden on the other side.
There he arranged a succession of footsteps in the soft mold,
and having done so, returned to the roof. Carefully wiped
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the end of the ladder so that it should not
betray him, and climbed down into the room below, pulling
it after him. I think we have finished now, he
said to Belton, as he took a last look at
the recumbent guardians of the room. These gentlemen sleep soundly,
so we will not disturb them further. Come, let us
retire to bed. In less than half an hour he
was in bed and fast asleep. Next morning he was
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still confined to his room by accident. Though he expressed
himself as suffering but slight pain, everyone was quick to
sympathize with him, and numerous messages were conveyed to him,
expressive of sorrow that he should have met with his
accident at such a time of general rejoicing. At ten o'clock,
the first batch of guests took their departure. It was
arranged that the Duke and Duchess of Rugby, the Earl
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and Countess of Rachster, and Simon Karn, who was to
be carried downstairs, should travel up to town together by
the special train, leaving immediately after lunch. When they bade
their host good bye, the latter was nearly overcome. I'm
sure it has been a real downright pleasure to me
to entertain you mister Karan, he said, as he stood
by the carriage door and shook his guest warmly by
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the hand. There is only one thing bad about it,
and that is your accident. You must not speak of that,
said Karan with a little wave of his hand. The
pleasure I have derived from my visit to you amply
compensates for me for such inconvenience, so saying, he shook
hands and drove away to catch his train. Next morning,
he was announced in all this sidey papers that, owing
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to an unfortunate accident he had sustained while visiting mister
Matthew Greenthorpe at Greenthorpe Park on the occasion of his
daughter's marriage, mister Simon Carr would be unable to fulfill
any of the engagements he might have entered it into.
Any intelligent reader of the afforesaid papers might have been
excused had he pictured the gentleman question confined to his bed,
tended by skilled nurses and watched over by the most
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fashionable West End physicians obtainable for love or money, They
would doubtless therefore have been surprised. Could they have seen
him at a late hour on the following evening, hard
at work in the laboratory he constructed on top of
his house as hale and hearty, a man as any
to be found in the great metropolis. Now those apostle spoons,
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he was saying, as he turned from the crucible at
which he was engaged to Belton, who was busy at
a side table. The diamonds are safely disposed of, their
settings are melted down, and when these spoons have been
added to the list, he will be a wise man
who can find in my possession any trace of the
famous Kilbenhon Greentthorpe wedding presence. He was sitting before the
fire in his study next morning, with his left foot
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lying bound up upon a neighboring chair, when Ramgaffor announced,
Kalmyer Sahib. So sorry to hear that you are under
the weather, Karn, said the newcomer as he shook hands.
I only heard of your accident from Baxter last night,
or I should have been round before. Beastly hard luck.
But you shouldn't have gone to the wedding, you know,
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and pray why not? You see for yourself. You haven't
profited by your visit, have you? That all depends on
what you consider, Prophet replied Karn, I was an actor,
and in an interesting society spectacle. I was permitted an
opportunity of following my fellow creatures in many new lights. Personally,
I think I did very well. Besides that, to be
laid up just now is not altogether a thing to
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be despised, as you seem to imagine. What do you mean?
It Isn't everybody who can boase such a valid excuse
for declining invitations as I now possess, said Karn. When
I tell you that I had a dinner, a lecture
at the Imperial Institute, two at homes, and three dances
on my list for to night, you will understand what
I mean. Now I am able to decline every one
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of them without risk of giving offense or fear of
hurting the susceptibilities of any one. If you don't call
that luck, I do. And now tell me what has
brought you here? For I suppose you have some reason
other than friendship for this early call. When you came in,
I observed that you were bursting with importance. You are
not going to tell me that you have abandoned your
yachting trip and are going to get married you need
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have no fear on that score. All the same, I
have the greatest, most glorious news for you. It isn't
every day a man finds providence taking up his case
and entering into judgment against his enemies for him. That
is my position. Haven't you heard the news? What news?
Asked Karne innocently. The greatest of all possible news, answered Kelmer,
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And one which concerns you, my dear fellow. You may
not believe it, but it was discovered last evening that
the Kilburn Han Greenthorpe wedding presents have all been stolen,
including the fifty thousand sovereigns presented to the bride in
the now famous jeweled casket. What do you think of that?
Surely you must be joking, said Karn, incredulously. I cannot
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believe it. Nevertheless, it's a fact, replied Kelmer. But when
did it happen and how did they discover it, asked Karn.
When it took place? Nobody can tell, but they discovered
it when they came to put the presents together after
the guests had departed. On the morning after the wedding,
Old Greenthorpe had visited the safe himself and glanced casually
at its contents, just to see that they were all right,
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you know. But it was not until the afternoon, when
they began to do them up, that they discovered that
every single article of value the place contained had been
abstracted and dummies substituted. Their investigation proved that the skylight
had been tampered with, and one could see unmistakable footmarks
on the flowerbedsants outside. Good gracious, said Karn, this is news. Indeed,
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what a hall the thieves must have had to be sure,
I could and scarcely believe it even now. But I
thought they had a gardener in the room, and a
policeman at the door, and a patrol outside, and that
old green Thorpe went to sleep with the keys of
the room and safe under his pillow. Quite right, said Calmer,
So we did. That's the mysterious part of it. The
two chaps swear positively that they were wide awake all
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night and that nothing was tampered with while they were there.
Who the thieves were and how they became so familiar
with the place are riddles that it would puzzle the
sphinx or your friend Cleima next door to unravel. What
an unfortunate thing, said Carn. It's to be hoped the
police will catch them before they have time to dispose
of their booty. You are thinking of your bracelet. I
suppose it may seem egotistical, but I must confess I was.
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And now I suppose you'll stay for lunch. I'm afraid
that's impossible. There are at least five families who have
not heard the news, and I feel that it is
my bound of duty to enlighten them. You are quite right.
It is not often a man has such glorious vengeance
to chronicle. It behooves you to make the most of it.
The other looked at Karn as if to discover whether
or not he was laughing at him. Karn's face, however,
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was quite expressionless. Goodbye. I suppose you won't be at
the Wilbringhams tonight. I'm afraid not. You evidently forget that,
As I said just now, I have a very good
and sufficient excuse. When the front door had closed behind
his guest, Karn lit a third cigar. I'm overstepping my allowance,
he said reflectively, as he watched the smoke circle upward.
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But it is an every day a man gives a
thousand pounds for a wedding present and gets upwards of
seventy thousand back. I think I may congratulate myself on
having brought off a very successful little speculation. End of
Section ten.
Section ten of A Prince of Swindlers by Guy Boothby.
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public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit
LibriVox dot org. Recording by Joshua Hagstrom. A Prince of
Swindlers by Guy Boothby, Chapter six, Part two. On arrival
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at Greenthorpe Park, Simon Kahn was received by his host
and hostess in the hall, the rearmost portion of which
was furnished as a smoking room. Judging from the number
of guests passing, repassing, and lolling about in easy chairs,
most of the company invited had already arrived. When he
had greeted those with whom he was familiar, and had
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taken a cup of tea from the hand to the
bride elect, who was dispensing it at a small table
near the great oak fireplace. He set himself to be
agreeable to those about him for the space of a
quarter of an hour, after which he was escorted to
his bedroom, a pretty room situation in the main portion
of the building, at the head of the grand staircase.
He found Belton awaiting him. There. His luggage had been unpacked,
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and a glance at his watch told him that it
would be necessary for him to prepare for dinner. Well, Belton,
he said, as he threw himself into a chair beside
the window that looked out over the rose garden. Here
we are, and the next question is how are we
going to succeed? I have never known you to fail yet, sir,
replied the deferential valet, and I don't suppose you'll do
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so on this occasion. You flatter me, Belton, but I
will not be so falsely modest as to say that
your praise is altogether undeserved. This, however, is a case
of more than usual delicacy and danger, and will be
necessary for us to play our cards with considerable care.
When I have examined this house, I shall elaborate my
plans more fully. We have none too much time for
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the attempt must be made to morrow night. You have
brought down with you the things I mentioned on that list.
I suppose these are in the chest, sir, said Belton.
They make a precious heavy load, and once or twice
I was fearful lest they might arouse suspicion. You need
have no fear, my good, Belton said Karn, I have
a very plausible excuse to account for the presents here.
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Every One by this time knows that I am a
great student, and also that I never travel without at
least two cases of books. It is looked upon as
a harmless fad. Here's my key. Open the box standing
nearest to you. Belton did as he was commanded when
it was seen that it was filled to its utmost
holding capacity with books. No one would think, said Karn,
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with a smile at the astonishment depicted on the other's face,
that there are only two layers of volumes. There would they?
If you lift out the tray upon which they rest,
you will discover that the balance of the box is
now occupied by the things you placed in it. Unknown
to you, I had the trays fitted after you packed
the others. There's nothing like being prepared for all emergencies. Now,
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pay attention to what I am about to say to you.
I have learned that the wedding presents, including the fifty
thousand sovereigns presented by mister Greenthorpe to his daughter in
that absurd casket which I spoke to you, will be
on view tomorrow afternoon. In the billiard room to night
and tomorrow, before the ball commences, they will be placed
in the safe. One of mister Greenhorpe's most trusted servants
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will keep watch over them in the room, while a
constable will be on duty in the lobby outside. Bars
have been placed on all windows, and as I understand,
the village police will patrol the building at intervals during
the night. The problem of how we are going to
get a hold of them would seem rather a hard
not to crack, would it not. I must confess I
don't see how you are going to do it at all, sir,
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said Belton. Well, we'll see. I've a plan in my
head now, but before I can adopt it, I must
make a few inquiries. I believe there is a staircase
leading from the end of this corridor down to the
lobby outside the billiard and smoking rooms. If this is so,
we shall have to make use of it. It must
be your business to discover at what time the custodians
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at the treasure had their last meal. When you have
found that out, let me know now, you'd better get
me ready for dinner as soon as possible. When Karn
retired to rest, that evening, his inimitable valet was in
a position to report that the sentries were already installed
and that their supper had been taken to them by
mister Greenthorpe's orders at ten o'clock, precisely by one of
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the under footmen who had been instructed to look after them.
Very good, said Karn, I think I see my way. Now.
I'll sleep on my scheme and let you know what
decision I have come to in the morning. If we
pull this little business off successfully, then there will be
ten thousand pounds for you to painte your credit. My
friend Belton bowed and thanked his master without a sign
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of emotion upon his face, after which Simon Karan went
to bed. When he was called next morning, he discovered
a perfect summer day. Brilliant sunshine streamed in at the windows,
and the songs of the birds came from the trees outside.
An excellent augury, he said to himself, as he jumped
out of bed and on the heavy dressing gown his
valet had held open for him. Miss Greenthorpe, My compliments
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to you, Lord Marquis, is not the only man upon
whom you are conferring happiness. To day, his good humor
did not leave him, for when he descended to the
breakfast room an hour later, his face was radiant with smiles,
and everyone admitted that it would be impossible to find
a more charming companion. During the morning, he was occupied
in the library writing letters. At one he lunched with
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his fellow guests, none of the family being present, and
at half past went off to dress for the wedding ceremony.
This important business completed, a wave was made for the church,
and in something less than a quarter of an hour,
the nuptial knot was tied, and Miss Sophie Greenthorpe, only
daughter of Matthew Greenthorpe airestwhile grocer and provision merchant of
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Little Bexter Street, Tottenham Court Road, left the building on
her husband's arm. Marchioness of Kilbenhome and future Duchess Rugby.
Simon Karan and his fellow guests followed in her wake
down the aisle, and, having entered their courages, returned to
the park. The ball that evening was an acknowledged success,
but though he was an excellent dancer and had his
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choice of the prettiest woman in the room, Karn was
evidently ill at ease. The number of times he stealthily
examined his watch said this as plainly as any words.
As a matter of fact, the last guest had scarcely
arrived before he left the ball room and passed on
the lobby towards the back staircase, stopping en route to
glance at the billiard room door. As he expected, he
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was closed, and a stalwart provincial policeman stood on guard
before it. He made a jocular reference about the treasure
that constable was guarding, and, with a laugh at himself
for forgetting the way to his bedroom, retraced the steps
to the stairs up which he passed to his own apartment.
Belton was awaiting him there. It is ten minutes to ten, Belton,
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he said abruptly. It must be now or never. Go
down to the kit and hang about there until the
tray upon which the suppers of the guard are placed
is prepared. When the footman starts with it for the
billiard room, accompany him, and as he opens the green
baized door leading into the house, managed by hook or
crook to hold him in conversation, say something and interrupt
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yourself by a severe fit of coughing. That will give
me my cue if anything should happen to me. As
I come downstairs, be sure that the man puts his
tray down on the slab at the foot of the
stairs and renders me assistance. I will manage the rest.
Now be off belt. It bowed respectfully and left the room.
As he did so, Karn crossed to the dressing table
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and unlocked a small case standing upon it. From this
he took a tiny silver stoppered scent bottle containing perhaps
half an ounce of white powder. This he slipped into
his waistcoat pocket, and then made for the door on
the top of the back staircase. He paused for a
few minute moments to listen. He heard the spring of
the green baized door in the passage below creak as
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it was pushed open. Next moment, he distinguished Belton's voice.
It's true. As I'm standing here, he was saying, as
I went up the stairs with the Governor's hot water,
there she was coming along the passage. I stood back
to let her pass, and as I did, she here.
The narrative was interrupted by a violent fit of coughing.
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On hearing this, Carne descended the stairs and when he
had got half way down, saw the footman and his
valet coming along a passage below. At the same instant,
he must have caught his foot in the stair carpet,
for he tripped and fell headlong to the bottom. Heavens live,
cried Belton. I do believe that's my governor, and he's killed.
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At the same time he ran forward to the injured
man's assistance. Karn lay at the foot of the stairs
just as he had fallen, his head thrown back, his
eyes shut, and his body curled up and motionless. Belton
turned to the footman, who was still stood holding the
tray where he had stopped on seeing the accident, and said,
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put down those things and go and find mister Greenthorpe
as quickly as you can tell him. Mister Karan has
fallen downstairs, and I'm afraid is seriously injured. The footman
immediately disappeared, his back was scarcely turned. However, before Karn
was on his feet. Excellent, my dear Belton, he whispered,
and as he spoke, he slipped his fingers into his
waistcoat pocket. Hand me up that tray, but be quiet,
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or the policeman round the corner, will hear you? Belton
did as he was ordered, and Karn therefore sprinkled upon
the suppers provided for the two men some of the
white powder from the bottle he had taken from his
dressing case. This done, he resumed his place at the
foot of the stairs, while Belton, kneeling over him and
supporting his head, waited for assistance. Very few minutes elapsed
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before mister Greenhorpe, with his scared face, appeared upon the scene.
At his direction, Belton and the footman carried the unconscious
gentle into his bedroom and placed him upon his bed.
Restoratives were administered, and in something under ten minutes, the
injured man once more opened his eyes. What is the matter,
he asked feebly. What has happened? You have met with
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a slight accident, my dear sir, said the old gentleman.
But you're better now. You fell downstairs. As if he
scarcely comprehended what was said, Karn feebly repeated the last
sentence after his host, and then closed his eyes again.
When he opened them once more, it was to beg
mister Greenthorpe to leave him and return to his guest downstairs.
After a small amount of pressing. The latter consented to
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do so, and retired, taking the footman with him. The
first use Carnes made of their departure was to turn
to Belton. The powder will take effect in five hours,
he said, See that you have all the things prepared.
They are quite ready, replied Belton. I arranged them this
evening very good, said karn Now I am going to
sleep in real earnest so saying, he closed his eyes
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and resigned himself to slumber, as composedly as if nothing
out of the common had occurred. The clock on the
stables had struck three when he woke again. Felton was
still sleeping peacefully, and it was not until he had
been repeatedly shaken that he became conscious that it was
time to get up. Wake up, said carn It is
three o'clock and time for us to be about our business.
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Unlock that box and get out the things. Felton did
as he was ordered, placing the packets as he took
them from the case in small gladstone bags. Having done this,
he went to one of his master's trunks and took
from it two suits of clothes, a pair of wigs,
two excellently contrived false beards and a couple of soft
felt hats. These he placed upon the bed. Ten minutes
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later he had assisted his master to change into one
of the suits, and when this was done, waited for
further instructions. Before you dress, take a tumbler from that
table and go downstairs. If you should meet any one,
shay that you are going to the butler's pantry in
search of filtered water. As you have used all the
drinking water in this room. The ball should be over
by this time, and the guests in bed half an
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hour ago ascertain if this is the case. And as
you return, glanced at the policeman on duty outside the
billiard room door. Let me know his condition. Very good, sir,
said Belton, and taking a tumbler from the table in question,
he left the room. In less than five minutes he
had returned to report that, with the exception of the
quarter outside the billiard room, the house was in darkness.
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And how is the guarding the door, Carn inquired. Fast asleep,
said Belton, and snoring like a pig. Sir, that is right,
said Karn. The man inside should be the same, or
that powder has failed me. For the first time in
my experience. We'll give them half an hour longer, however,
and then get to work. You'd better dress yourself. While
Belton was making himself up to resemble his master, Karne
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sat in an easy chair by his dressing table, reading
Ruskins Stones of Venice. It was one of the most
important of his many peculiarities that he could withdraw his
thoughts from any subject, however much it might hitherto have
engrossed him, and fastened them upon another, without once allowing
them to wander back to their original channel. As the
stable clock chimed the half hour, he put the book
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aside and sprang to his feet. If you are ready, Belton,
he said, switch off the electric light and open that door.
When this had been done, he bade his valet wait
in the bedroom while he crept down the stairs on
tip toe. On turning to the billiard room lobby, he
discovered the rural policeman propped up in the corner, fast asleep.
His heavy breathing echoed down the corridors, and one moment's
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inspection showed Karn that from him he had nothing to fear.
Unlocking the door with a key, which he took from
his pocket. He entered the room to find the gardener,
like the policeman, fast asleep in an arm chair by
the window. He crossed to him, and, after a careful
examination of his breathing, lifted one of his eyelids. Excellent,
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he said, nothing could be better. Now, when Belton comes,
we shall be ready for business. So saying, he left
the room again and went softly to the stairs to
find his valet. The latter was awaiting him, and before
a witness, had there been, one could have counted twenty
they were standing in the billiard room together. It was
a large apartment, luxuriously furnished, with a bow window at
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one end and an alcove surrounded with seats at the other.
In this alcove, cleverly hidden by the wainscotting, as mister
Greenthorpe had once been some pains to point out to
Simon Karan, there existed a large iron safe of the
latest purtle proof pattern. The cigarette was an ingenious one
and would have baffled any ordinary craftsman. Karn, however, as
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he had already been explained, was far from being a
commonplace members profession. Turning to Belton, he said, give me
the tools these being forthcoming. In something less than ten minutes,
he had picked the lock and was master of the
safe's contents. When these, including the fifty thousand sovereigns, had
been safely carried upstairs and stowed away in the portmanteau
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and chests, and the safe had been filled with the
spurious jewelry he had bought with them for their purpose,
he signed to Belton to bring him a long pair
of steps which stood in a corner of the room,
and which had been used for securing the skylight above
the billiard table. These he placed in such a position
as would enable him to reach the window with a
diamond pointed instrument and a hand as true as the
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eye that guided it. He quickly extracted a square of
colored glass filed through the catch, and was soon standing
on the leads outside. A few moments later, the ladder,
which had already rendered him such signal service, had enabled
him to descend into the garden on the other side.
There he arranged a succession of footsteps in the soft mold,
and having done so, returned to the roof. Carefully wiped
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the end of the ladder so that it should not
betray him, and climbed down into the room below, pulling
it after him. I think we have finished now, he
said to Belton, as he took a last look at
the recumbent guardians of the room. These gentlemen sleep soundly,
so we will not disturb them further. Come, let us
retire to bed. In less than half an hour he
was in bed and fast asleep. Next morning he was
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still confined to his room by accident. Though he expressed
himself as suffering but slight pain, everyone was quick to
sympathize with him, and numerous messages were conveyed to him,
expressive of sorrow that he should have met with his
accident at such a time of general rejoicing. At ten o'clock,
the first batch of guests took their departure. It was
arranged that the Duke and Duchess of Rugby, the Earl
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and Countess of Rachster, and Simon Karn, who was to
be carried downstairs, should travel up to town together by
the special train, leaving immediately after lunch. When they bade
their host good bye, the latter was nearly overcome. I'm
sure it has been a real downright pleasure to me
to entertain you mister Karan, he said, as he stood
by the carriage door and shook his guest warmly by
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the hand. There is only one thing bad about it,
and that is your accident. You must not speak of that,
said Karan with a little wave of his hand. The
pleasure I have derived from my visit to you amply
compensates for me for such inconvenience, so saying, he shook
hands and drove away to catch his train. Next morning,
he was announced in all this sidey papers that, owing
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to an unfortunate accident he had sustained while visiting mister
Matthew Greenthorpe at Greenthorpe Park on the occasion of his
daughter's marriage, mister Simon Carr would be unable to fulfill
any of the engagements he might have entered it into.
Any intelligent reader of the afforesaid papers might have been
excused had he pictured the gentleman question confined to his bed,
tended by skilled nurses and watched over by the most
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fashionable West End physicians obtainable for love or money, They
would doubtless therefore have been surprised. Could they have seen
him at a late hour on the following evening, hard
at work in the laboratory he constructed on top of
his house as hale and hearty, a man as any
to be found in the great metropolis. Now those apostle spoons,
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he was saying, as he turned from the crucible at
which he was engaged to Belton, who was busy at
a side table. The diamonds are safely disposed of, their
settings are melted down, and when these spoons have been
added to the list, he will be a wise man
who can find in my possession any trace of the
famous Kilbenhon Greentthorpe wedding presence. He was sitting before the
fire in his study next morning, with his left foot
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lying bound up upon a neighboring chair, when Ramgaffor announced,
Kalmyer Sahib. So sorry to hear that you are under
the weather, Karn, said the newcomer as he shook hands.
I only heard of your accident from Baxter last night,
or I should have been round before. Beastly hard luck.
But you shouldn't have gone to the wedding, you know,
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and pray why not? You see for yourself. You haven't
profited by your visit, have you? That all depends on
what you consider, Prophet replied Karn, I was an actor,
and in an interesting society spectacle. I was permitted an
opportunity of following my fellow creatures in many new lights. Personally,
I think I did very well. Besides that, to be
laid up just now is not altogether a thing to
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be despised, as you seem to imagine. What do you mean?
It Isn't everybody who can boase such a valid excuse
for declining invitations as I now possess, said Karn. When
I tell you that I had a dinner, a lecture
at the Imperial Institute, two at homes, and three dances
on my list for to night, you will understand what
I mean. Now I am able to decline every one
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of them without risk of giving offense or fear of
hurting the susceptibilities of any one. If you don't call
that luck, I do. And now tell me what has
brought you here? For I suppose you have some reason
other than friendship for this early call. When you came in,
I observed that you were bursting with importance. You are
not going to tell me that you have abandoned your
yachting trip and are going to get married you need
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have no fear on that score. All the same, I
have the greatest, most glorious news for you. It isn't
every day a man finds providence taking up his case
and entering into judgment against his enemies for him. That
is my position. Haven't you heard the news? What news?
Asked Karne innocently. The greatest of all possible news, answered Kelmer,
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And one which concerns you, my dear fellow. You may
not believe it, but it was discovered last evening that
the Kilburn Han Greenthorpe wedding presents have all been stolen,
including the fifty thousand sovereigns presented to the bride in
the now famous jeweled casket. What do you think of that?
Surely you must be joking, said Karn, incredulously. I cannot
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believe it. Nevertheless, it's a fact, replied Kelmer. But when
did it happen and how did they discover it, asked Karn.
When it took place? Nobody can tell, but they discovered
it when they came to put the presents together after
the guests had departed. On the morning after the wedding,
Old Greenthorpe had visited the safe himself and glanced casually
at its contents, just to see that they were all right,
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you know. But it was not until the afternoon, when
they began to do them up, that they discovered that
every single article of value the place contained had been
abstracted and dummies substituted. Their investigation proved that the skylight
had been tampered with, and one could see unmistakable footmarks
on the flowerbedsants outside. Good gracious, said Karn, this is news. Indeed,
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what a hall the thieves must have had to be sure,
I could and scarcely believe it even now. But I
thought they had a gardener in the room, and a
policeman at the door, and a patrol outside, and that
old green Thorpe went to sleep with the keys of
the room and safe under his pillow. Quite right, said Calmer,
So we did. That's the mysterious part of it. The
two chaps swear positively that they were wide awake all
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night and that nothing was tampered with while they were there.
Who the thieves were and how they became so familiar
with the place are riddles that it would puzzle the
sphinx or your friend Cleima next door to unravel. What
an unfortunate thing, said Carn. It's to be hoped the
police will catch them before they have time to dispose
of their booty. You are thinking of your bracelet. I
suppose it may seem egotistical, but I must confess I was.
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And now I suppose you'll stay for lunch. I'm afraid
that's impossible. There are at least five families who have
not heard the news, and I feel that it is
my bound of duty to enlighten them. You are quite right.
It is not often a man has such glorious vengeance
to chronicle. It behooves you to make the most of it.
The other looked at Karn as if to discover whether
or not he was laughing at him. Karn's face, however,
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was quite expressionless. Goodbye. I suppose you won't be at
the Wilbringhams tonight. I'm afraid not. You evidently forget that,
As I said just now, I have a very good
and sufficient excuse. When the front door had closed behind
his guest, Karn lit a third cigar. I'm overstepping my allowance,
he said reflectively, as he watched the smoke circle upward.
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But it is an every day a man gives a
thousand pounds for a wedding present and gets upwards of
seventy thousand back. I think I may congratulate myself on
having brought off a very successful little speculation. End of
Section ten.
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