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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Quiet Please, Quiet Please.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The Mutual Broadcasting System presents Quiet Please, which is written
and directed by Willis Cooper at which features Ernest Chappell.
Quiet Please Fortnight is called Symphony in D minor.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Personally, I believe in a lot of jungle.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I believe that the fight.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Goes to that's strong, to the one that's smarter, so
the one that ought to win. I've made my way
in life that way. You can't tell me anything different.
I never got past high school myself. I had too
much to do to waste time going to college, and
yet I did it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I've got just.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
About everything I ever wanted, but I haven't got yet.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'll get.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Anything I ask of anybody is get out of my way.
Either that or get out of my way one side
of a wheel off. That's my mottol friend, I may
take a wheel off just for good luck. Let's not
have any misunderstanding. It's about me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm tough, and I know it now.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I got nothing against you. If I had, you wouldn't
be just sitting there listening. You'd be well, you'd be
out of luck.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Like a like a certain party is going to be
one of these days very soon, which I'm gonna tell
you about shortly.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Good friends.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Don't get the idea that just because I'm tough, I'm
not smart because I am. Because I'm gonna show you
shortly just how smart I am.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You want to hear good?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Last night I was a guest in his house, a
very interesting evening. You see, he's a psychologist, a very
smart man, degrees honors, knowledge, a beautiful wife, and black glasses. Yeah,
that's right, he's blind. Very convenient for certain parties. For example,
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a party named uh Carol his wife, but a party
named Ray it's me, see what I mean? Friend, You
don't now you will shortly. He was sitting on a
blue davenport. Oh, I didn't tell you his name Johannas.
I'll just call him Johanna, so you will not get
(02:44):
too much of a line on him. I wouldn't want
anybody's slipping any information. He shouldn't have, you know. Well,
he was sitting on the blue davenport. Carol was upstairs
finishing the radio script. And she's very smart. But she'll
have to stop that after she marries me. I don't
want any wife of mine work.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So anyway, your Hannas and I were.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Sitting there got in a breeze, and you'd say, in
a quarter mastic cord, I was bored, but your Highness wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
He just keeps right on.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Top, whether you believe it or not. Right, it's a
scientific fact, and I have occasion to use it a
great deal.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's bunk like all the rest of this dichology racket.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I'm not going to try to convince you.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh you can't convince me.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I could go.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Look, your honness, I don't believe in it. And even
if I did, I know you.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Can't hypnotize a person against his will.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
You think so, I know? So you want to try
a little experiment. No, well there's no point in it.
You're sure a man can't be hypnotized if he doesn't
want to be sure. Way, I won't argue with you.
Uh look, handy that push button on the extension cord.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
You know about the desk, This buy the desk.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
He's the only thing is that it m Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
What's it for? It's the guard that I have. Listen,
what's that make your sleeping?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It hurts my ears?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Might make you sleeping? Has a very interesting sound. Listen
to a carefully ready see if it doesn't give you
a kind of heavy, drowsy feeling, make you want to
just lie back and shut your eyes and think about sleeping.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's a buck.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
So many people find it's an ideal way to go
to sleep. It's better than sleeping pills, better than to
set feather bed. Just relaxes your minds so you can't
think of anything.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But just going to sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Turn it off. I can go to sleep in thirty
seconds with it if I wanted to. You could too.
You could sleep right away if you wanted to, if
you would relax.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Oh, I get to sleep already.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Aren't you cool?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I am not nothing like sleep, looking like relaxing back
and that nice soft easy chair, putting your head fall
back and taking deep breaths, deep breaths, the way you
do when you're asleep. Take five deep breaths.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
See what happens?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I am not nor it's good sense. Ready, try sleeping
make you feel better? So I listen to that soup,
relaxed blue, deep blue. Take it in your hair and
sleep and sleep and sleep and see.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And I was so bored. I just dropped off to
sleep a minute while he was mumbling away. I wasn't
asleep a minute, but good. Nowadays you get bared listening
to somebody out of it and there you know. I
woke up when Carol opened the door and came in.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I got right up out of my chair.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
She startled me.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I guess I never.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Was I glad to see anybody. I was bored with
your honess.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
And the funniest thing happened. Your Hanna's whistled and I
walked right over the Carol without thinking what I was doing,
and I kissed him.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Now, why the devil did I do that? I said,
kind of stupid because I was scared right in front
of him, And your honesty.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Said, you couldn't be hypnotized.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Right, What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You were out like a life back. I was not,
And I gave you a post hypnotic suggestion that when
I whistled, you were to kiss Carol.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Are you killing your house?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I am not kidding. You're the most natural hypnotic subject
i've other than the class. Why you can be hypnotized
at the drop of a hat without even knowing it?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And what do you think of that? I'll tell you
what I think. I think this character Johannas is smarter
than I thought. He was not smarter than I had certainly,
but smart even though he doesn't suspect.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Anything, and even.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Though he can't see. I have got to be careful.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I'm not Carol.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I've seen you to night about a quarter eight.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
He's sure he's too bad. Your husband can't go to
the theater with us, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I go in, I sit down, and I look at
johannas I give him a very large, spaffable hello.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I say, well, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Sting gully?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I hope you didn't buy in that little extern of
it last night? Ring.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh, it was very interesting and instructive. Johanna's yeah, I
should say so.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I'm gonna watch out for you.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't wanna be stretched out over two chairs with
people breaking rocks on my chest.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I thought that once when I was a kid in
a bad bill show.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I don't do things like that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I sure hope not.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Yeah, Hey, now I you were asleep then, Yes, I
went to sleep, went to sleep very easily this time,
didn't you.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Yes, you told me last night to go to sleep whenever.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I heard that sound.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
You didn't like the sound, and I didn't.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
But I do now.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
It puts me to sleep.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
You know that to do anything I tell you to do?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah, sure, if I told you to do like a dog?
Uh sing for me?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Hap and tell me the.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Truth about everything?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh yes, your hones.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Not about Carol.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm gonna take her away from you, your honest.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What you said last night?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Nice? I remember?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Do you love her?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
They not?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Especially? But she's pretty. I'd rather have everything to have
you have her.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
She's my wife pretty? If I know why? They do?
You think it's rather rufus pensively to being a man's wife,
especially a blind man who doesn't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
No, I don't think so. Well it is, I guess
it is.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
If you say so, your honest?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Does call love you?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Really?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
She says she does.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I used to love her myself quite a great deal,
as a matter of fact, laying it's too bad, But
I forgot you told me last night, and now I
realized that you can tell me for a supper. Hasn't
she She sure has? You think I should love her now? No?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Well I don't.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Good Ray, what would you do if your wife ran
away as another man?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I haven't got a wife johanness yet, But.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
If you did have one who prayed her for a
second the way Kadow's paid me, would you kill her?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Of course I'd kill him, all right?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Ray you killed callow Ah I when well, now you
don't want to get mean except in this little act
of simple justice, do we late?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
No, of course not.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
But then we'll have to do it some time and
some place when I am not around.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Oh yours? You say? When?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Where?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
How about your place?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
As a matter of fact, you and Carol weren't really
going to the thrillait tonight?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Will you call?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No, we're going out to a nightclub where we're gonna
be alone for a while.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
See, well, couldn't you stop by your place tonight?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
All right? Stop by my place tonight? Well let's see.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
You're a music club ansday, Oh yes, and you have
a philop and wants your records. Put me into the piano,
all right, y.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Fill persons.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Sudan.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Let's see.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
You know this?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Oh yeah, it's something in demand. And I says I'm from.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Something demanor that says are front.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
So when you get to your place, you put this
symphony on the front.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Of bed, all right, And when you come to dispath
when I come to that part.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
You go and strangle Carol.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I go and strangle Carol. Let murder Carol.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
When you hear this.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
All at your house, when I hear that, I'm murder Carol.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Alright, what are you playing?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Ray?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (13:10):
It's rue, Johannah right, battles.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Like a funeral heading my little listen to curl, break
up lay.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
This is better than going to the theater or some place,
isn't it?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Deer?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
But I don't like getting here?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Raight? Oh it's all right. Don't you like listening to music?
Speaker 11 (13:36):
I like listening to music, alright, darling, But do you
realize there isn't any music? What the machine stops?
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Sweetheart? Y, I'll start it against.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
You've turned on some more lights.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
Birt isn't it bright enough in here?
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Creepy?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Right?
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Keep feeling?
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Is this something's gonna happen more?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
What could happen? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (14:04):
Sweetheart?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I just feel like white? Alright? Nobody much better.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Now you can tell right?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Oh it looks a cool one.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
I tell you, I feel scary. Stop not listen to
the music I loved as upright?
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Tell me and me okay, oh, oh Christmas.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
How hind who this is? Just go to apartment sixteen
hundred the swee d.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
At the address I gave you, and do you find
that woman that it died and the matter of that
would have That's right, hi and die?
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Nope, go to one sauce eat.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Keep up with you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh it's so beautiful.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
You could have died of that movie.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh I love it?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Right?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I M s.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
R.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Thirty two Apartment one six Sol.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Three eight four or four four stuper Street investigate.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Car thirty two Apartment one.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Six Sol three eight four or four four Stuba Street investigate,
that is all?
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Who is it?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Police officers?
Speaker 10 (16:15):
It's police officers.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Wait just a minute, what do you.
Speaker 10 (16:25):
Got a call or investing?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
What you got?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
All the lights off?
Speaker 11 (16:29):
For?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Somebody blew out a fuse, officer. I did, right in
the middle of a record we were playing, Yeah this
day off front.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Mine are since the xt hey Kelly, flashy light in here?
Are you all right?
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Ladies?
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Certainly?
Speaker 11 (16:42):
I'm all right.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well that ain't the way we got it.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Well that's the way it is.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Listening this.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You're telephone my sir.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, wait, I'll get it.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Now.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
What the w ray you?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh? The lights it back.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Off.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Wait a minute, Carol, but he's playing a joke on you, sir.
I hope who was it? If somebody wanted to know
if the lady was dead?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
I said, she certainly ain't.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
He says they was playing a Frank D minus sympathy,
and the fuse blew out.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Let me hum up, you don't wake you go.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Look him up?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You know him?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, Carol, I remember, quick, turn.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Off the record, turn it off? Hey, you know what
are you gonna do over there? What busting the records
for Macy?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Excuse me, officers.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
I I just remembered.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Something, something a man didn't have time.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
To tell me to forget. You see, even.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
The smart boys forget. If he told me to forget
that post hypnotic suggestion.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
If he is about murdering Carol when.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I heard that music, he'd have been all right. I'd
never have known the difference. He'd have had another chance
at me. But he forgot to tell me, And so
he doesn't know what I know. He doesn't know what
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Carol's in there talking to him now. Carol opened the window.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Cheer.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I told her all about it. She's in it with me.
She opened the window. A poor blind guy, a blind
would be murderer.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Nobody will wonted much if a poor blind guy made
a mistake and tell out the window, it's a long
drop everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
He'll be so sorry his poor wife and me and here,
my bet, that's what you get for being too smart
for your size.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Uh, I think you give a quarter?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Here the line of thought that's going on in there now,
carroll the sweetest thigh. Your Hanna's thinking fast while she
steps it all up. You never suspect a thing. That's
all man, we're in If you've a quarter, what this ain't.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
In there must be good, that must be rich.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I won't fail the next time. Fellow. Oh no, your honnes,
you think we killed you, so you have to kill him.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Whatever you say, your honness, I'll kill him.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
It'll be a little poetic justice.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well don oh yes, Johanna, you.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Know that frosty min of being.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Carol, Oh yes, it's beautiful, The.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
One that was to be a signal for him to strangle.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Your lit Oh yes, the one that goes did.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
However, you hear that melody, Carol, you will murder ray.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
Whenever I hear the music, I'll murder away whenever. Whenever
you would take a knife and stab him, I'll take
a knife and stab him.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
When you hear come here, I'll get a.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Card away up.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Hellooray, all over?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Too bad, Carol, wasn't it?
Speaker 10 (21:00):
It's a shame.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, he never knew what hit him, and we've.
Speaker 11 (21:04):
Broke out of it nicely though.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Ain't it wonderful?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (21:09):
Just shudder to think what would have happened if that
use hadn't blown out.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Though, and if I hadn't remembered. Well, I never have
to worry about that music again. It's still pretty I
hate to think what might Ray?
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Huh, I'm still afraid of Oh, don't be silly, I am.
I never want to hear it again.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well, you're going to hear it right, listen, baby. We
might as well get this straight now and.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Say please listen, darling, way, oh, ray, darling?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
What have I done?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The title of Tonight's Biet Please story was Symphony in
D Minor. It was written and directed by Willis Cooper,
and the man who Spoke to You was Ernest Chappell
and Charita.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Bauer played Carol.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
James van Dyke was Johannas and the police officer was
pan Omalley as usual music.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
For Quiet Please, including the theme by.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Saying that practice played by Albert Berman.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Now Here is our writer, Director Willis Cooper.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
There are all creations on my own again, why did
they represent anybody living at bed? As you're already know,
this is the last broadcast to Quiet Please on this network.
I'm grateful of Bob Burman, our engineer, and to how
April I or a good sign a text technician for
their sixty three weeks in health.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
For the further adventage of Quietquez.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I recommend to read the newspaper next Sunday.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
And so from now on on this network, I am
quite quietly yours, Ernest Chapel.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
This will be the last broadcast in the present series
of Quiet Please. In its place for the next four weeks,
Mutual present over most of these stations a new series
of dramatic programs dealing with atomic energy. Be sure to
be with us at this time next week and a
three weeks following or Mutual's new series on atomic energy.
This program was heard in Canada through the facilities of
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the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
This is the world's largest network. The Mutual Broadcasting System
Speaker 11 (24:05):
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