February 26, 2025 • 50 mins
This week we take the journey into the Four Lives of Kody's Wives... Robyn is the obvious favorite and the only one who gets to go on dates, Janelle is effectively a single mom parenting her emotional teens, Christine is the perpetual basement wife and #TeamTooMuch, and Meri is pretending like her marriage with Kody isn't doomed. Oh, and apparently, Meri, Kody and Robyn are the reason the cul-de-sac homes are delayed. Things are getting juicy, y'all!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
of your hosts, Deelia. So excited to be here. I
can't take it. God, I've been waiting all week to
get back to y'all. Really, I am here with my
real tight homegirl and my daughter in law, Beatri Hice.
(00:30):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:36):
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helps us in that alg baby. Yeah, and we appreciate that.
Thank you in man, thank you. Now, we don't really
have any hot goss to talk to you guys about
this week, except for the fact that since all of
the hullabaloo around Robin Brown and her haunted creepy dolls
(02:32):
and all the doll clothing she was purchasing on It's
see to the tune of sixty one thousand dollars in
a year or something crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, in a year, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Since all of us have been talking about it in
the Sister Wives universe. Well, apparently the Robin Brown has
deactivated her Etsy account.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think that's just so great. I think that's hilarious
because everybody like, we're all rabbit over here in the dumpster.
We're gonna find everything, Robin, We're gonna see all this shit.
I love that she didn't even think to make her
Etsy private until all of this came out, and now
she's deactivating it. Yeah, she's probably buying stuff still under
like a pseudonym.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Absolutely, she's still stupid. She that's the thing. She's dumb.
Like if I was a celebritet, yeah, and if I
knew like the entire world hated me and that there
was a dumpster filled with fat raccoons with monocles and
a grudge, yeah, like I would absolutely lock down my
social media. I'd be using sock puppets, like you would
(03:33):
not know who I was at least street. But she's dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She is so dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But here's the thing. Even though she deactivated her account,
the comments that she left under all of the dolls
and all of the clothing, those comments are still there
with some of the merchants responding to her and saying,
oh thanks Robin, Oh my god, that's amazing. So it
doesn't say her account name as it was, but it
says deactivated user. But we have merchants calling her Robin,
(04:02):
so we know that it's her. And by the way,
I want to shout out Nikki Haverstock because I got
all that intel from her. She's wonderful. If you're not
following her on YouTube, like you, why are you? She's wonderful. Yeah,
so thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She can run, but she can't hide, No, she can.
She cannot. The internet is for yep forever.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I wish people knew like her card number and stuff
for the payments, so they could just look up everything
that she's buying, because you know, she's putting all that
shit on a credit card. Starts they ain't got no money.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes. Oh, now we are in season six and we're
going to be getting into a recap of episode two.
But I was just checking out in this episode how
Robin's living now. Yeah, And she even says it when
we get to Robin's day, she's like, this is the
best my kids and I have ever had it ever,
(04:55):
Like living in this rental here in Las Vegas. Before
we get into the cul de Sac, she's like, we
are living lar.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We are so.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Happy to be here, like this is the best she's
ever experienced.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It is kind of embarrassing a little bit. And then
she gets money, Like we talked last week, she gets
a little bit of money, and instead of like, I
don't know, having multitudes of investments that are working for
you with dividends, et cetera, she's buying dolls, oh yeah,
and deckenzie and villages and a bunch.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Of weird nick knacks.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Like even in her house, you could see some of
the knick knacks starting to pile up on her shelves
and stuff, all this random decorations and everything, And I'm like, girl,
why are you spending money on that shit?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I was looking at all of their homes. The only
organized and clean home was Mary's. Yeah, now with Janelle
and Christine, Like, you can't really blame them because they
have all these kids running around, and I guess Robin
does as well. She's got the three kids. But just
like food stacked totes everywhere, clothes like overflowing hampers everywhere.
(05:58):
It's kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, I would not want that on TV personally, if
my house was on TV, it would be spotless, so
you would not know how much of a trash goblin
I really am.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Right, Well, we're seeing Robin, we're seeing all of these
women who they are. All right, let's get into our
Sister Wives rewind recap again, Season six, episode two, entitled.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The Four Lives of Cody Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Now the Four Lives of Four Wives, The four Lives,
the four Lives of four Wives?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Was it? No, it's the four Lives of Cody Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I will bet you one. I will bet you massage.
I will bet you a massage. Are you taking the bet?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, okay, I will I know what it was girl?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh shit, four Lives of Oh yeah, mama's good massage.
Oh my god. Well it makes sense though, because in
this episode we're going to each wives home. We're spending
a day with each wive and seeing like what they're
up to, what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, So, but it was kind of all over the place.
Like I watched this twice and I'm like, man, there's
a lot of things going on here. Like we start
with another conversation about how the family's just really hardcore
struggling being in these rentals. Like Janelle says she feels
like she's a single mom. Christina is distraught and stressed
all the fucking time. Robin says that the separation is
(07:25):
like even more dramatic now that they're all in these
separate rentals and everything. But Mary is like, yeah, I'm
like totally used to the privacy now, and then it'd
be weird. Yeah, like total capricorn, being like I love
the privacy and it's going to be a challenge when
we reintegrate back into the cul de sac. And I'm like, really, well,
(07:46):
but she says.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That it's going to be a challenge because all of
the other wives are going to be able to see
what you're doing. They're going to be watching everybody else.
And I was trying to pick up what the subtext
was there, because she said, you know, and that's all
I'm going to say about that, Yeah, as if she
could say more. And I was wondering if she was
implying that we'll all be able to see how Cody
(08:09):
is really spending his time and then we're going to
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, And I'm like, so in this season, are you
picking up on the fact that there's favoritism or are
you hearing it from the other wives, because Mary to
this day would deny that favoritism was happening this entire
time because she was loyal to Cody forever. So it's
just interesting that she said that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Just because she would deny, it doesn't mean she believes that.
I guess like she has been caping for and defending
the family and defending Cody even though she knows that
she shouldn't, and it's indefensible. But I definitely think that
she's picking up that there's some favoritism happening, and like,
how could you not, because as these buildings are being constructed,
(08:57):
as the homes are going up in the cul de Sac,
apparently Cody specifically asked that Robin's home be constructed first,
even though her loan is not qualified and they don't
even know if she's going to be able to get
that loan. Furthermore, he then wants Mary's home to be
built second, and she's got some kind of a problem.
(09:19):
And I think the problem is Cody. It's either her
credit or it's his credit, or it's their credit. But
I think they've got really bad credit and so they're
having a problem with the bank. I agree with I
think this loan but Cody still wants Robin to go first.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, it's crazy to me. We get to that whole conversation,
I'm like, oh, I was so mad at Mary and
at Robin, me too to oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And then we have Janelle at the Jim again.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, working out. I guess she's been working out pretty diligently.
She lost twenty five pounds and ninety days. That's great,
that's awesome. She's got a personal trainer. She talks about
how she's really discovering her independence and her life and
like taking care of herself. That for her, But then
she has to get on the scale again, and I'm
just like, wild, reach.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Here FICASTI mortified. Why do we have to go to
port And now she's doing the very best she can
in her life and we got to put her on.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
A scale repeatedly again Wild, it's absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She weigh two hundred and forty three pounds point six hours.
You know, I'm looking at that scale. I'm watching, but like,
she weighs two hundred and forty three pounds, what did
she weigh way back in the day when she was
first weighed by that crazy trainer?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Two seventy I think, Okay, so she's doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, she lost weight.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, she was upset in this episode because she wasn't
really moving on the scale, like this was her first
way in a month or something, and she's like, what
the fuck, I'm discouraged, like I might as well go
back to eating like shit. And her trainer's like trying
to tell her, like, no, you're building muscle, but you're
also losing weight at the same time, Like this is
just kind of how it is. This is why you
shouldn't really look at the scale anyway as like this
(10:58):
barometer of like how well you're doing when you're trying
to lose weight and work out and everything. But I'm
proud of Janelle. She's working out and I think it's great.
Yea on this weight loss journey and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It is awesome. She looks tired, though. I gotta say,
with all her kids and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Having to get up at five am to work out,
I could not be mean no, thank you, no.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That would put right into my sleep time because I
sleep tilt him. Yeah, so absolutely it not. But when
we have Cody coming over to her house to spend
the day with Janelle Janelle's Live, it really comes into
like clarity that she's doing absolutely everything even when Cody
is right there. He's sitting his fat ass in a requiner,
(11:43):
he's got some stupid laptop in his lap, He's not
paying attention to the nine thousand children running around and screaming.
Janelle is still the one doing all of the emotional
and the physical labor in the house. And we actually
see a scene between Garrison and Gabe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Get they got into a big fight because Garrison like,
what did you do? Cut out?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He turned off Gabe's game in the middle right playing it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Which is very rude, very rude. Gabe starts crying. So
Janelle comes in to mediate and she's like stop it.
That was mean, and then she turns it back and
then Garrison just slugs Gabe. I know, Yeah, this is
the boys for you though, totally teenagers. Yeah, And so
finally Janelle's like Cody Disney dad, like, can you please
(12:29):
come up? I mean, I know you hear all of
this right right, Can you please come up and take
care of your children?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
And then we have this stupid like conversation with Cody
being like, well, I don't want to always be the
mediator and like the disciplinarian every time I'm over at
my house like with my kids and stuff. But that's
just kind of how I am because I only spend
a couple of days with each wife or whatever. And
I'm like, yeah, but you're also like not present though
in any other aspects, Like you could be more than
(12:57):
the disciplinarian, but that's the only time that you're ever
are really being a parent or being there. Otherwise you're
sitting on your laptop, probably sexting Robin, yeah, on WhatsApp
or something like what are we.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Doing chatting Robin? For sure? Yeah, yeah, I just really
could feel like the vibes of how unfair and inequitable
it is, yeah for Cody versus all of these wives.
But you know, Janelle's hanging in there. Christine is over
as well, and I think they're like trying to practice
their real estate stuff before they meet with Mona the
(13:31):
next day. I don't know what's happening specifically with Mona.
I know what happens in the conversation, but I don't
know why they're meeting. But Janelle and Christine are working
together and a bomb has gone off in Janelle's house
and Cody's not helping, and that was the day in
the life of Janelle.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah lovely, Yeah, right, and then we also had a
conversation about my sister wives closet. I think also at
Janelle's house. Was at Janelle's house, Yeah, it was like
the whole family was there. Is Christine brought her kids over,
well some of her kids, and then Janelle and then
Mary was there, Robin and Cody, and they were talking
about my sister's closet.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So pause because juice, juice, juice, so chat was so juicy.
Just the way Janelle is sitting hiding, Oh my god,
the set of her jaw. Janelle looks a certain way
when she is about to blow. She just gets very expressionless,
very cold faced, and she's just like she's trying to
contemplate whether she should say something or like beat a
(14:24):
bitch down, for sure, and that's how she looked.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yep, she was pissed because they bring up my sister
Ride's closet. They only made five hundred dollars profit at
the expo, which I'm surprised they even made profit.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't believe them.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't think it was I don't believe them.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They sold nineteen items just to refresh every yatty, but
they had to drive and therefore used gas to go
from Las Vegas to Saint George. All four of those
women each had their own hotel room. I mean, Cody
could sleep where he wanted, and he slept with Robin.
Of course, they had to carry themselves over there, carry
(14:57):
themselves all the way back. They had to feed themselves
while they're and you don't think you know, that's a
lot of fast food. Yeah, so they were spending a
lot of money, and you're telling me they still made
a five hundred dollar profit. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, I think they sold five hundred dollars worth of items,
But when you tally everything else that they had to
spend money on, they're still in the negative.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm sure they lost like two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Absolutely, yes.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And Janelle is just being very frank and very practical, like.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I can't pay my mortgage on this.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can't even pay.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like one bill on that when we split it between
the five of us, Like this is stupid. This is
not a viable business. This is a hobby business. Like
I'm not interested in putting any more effort into this,
and then Robin gets triggered.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's so upset.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
She's like, but I feel like you're not even putting
any effort, and you're not even trying in this business.
Like what about your plus size clothing? That's your niche, Janelle,
because you're fat as fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's essentially a gas gasp. That was the first time
I ever heard about a plus size Holy Mormon line. No,
I'm like, what are we talking about here? Nobody has
ever mentioned this before, Like apparently they've had some conversations
behind the scenes or whatever, and maybe they bandied about
an idea of like some gym clothes or whatever. Yeah,
(16:14):
but like just throwing that out like that, I'm just
like Robin using yet another opportunity to very covertly and
passively body shame another wife.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
She does this all the time, and this is just
what we see on the cameras, Like what is she
saying when the cameras are turned off? Bitch? Like I
just couldn't believe that. And Chano like doesn't even react
to that statement. And then I think Robin calls out
Christine too, like, well, Christine's got to figure it out too,
and Christine's like, I want to focus on a real estate, Like,
(16:45):
I don't want to do this shit. Mary's the only
one that's invested, even Cody.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who cares though apparently like Mary turns to her, Mary,
the biggest hustler in the family, turns to Robin and
she's like, well, you know, I'm committed though, right, And
Robin's like whatever, yeah, what about you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And then Cody talks about how it feels awkward right
selling the jewelry because he's worried that people are gonna
think that he's picking up a fifth wife. And I'm like,
is that because Robin's worried about you picking up a
fifth wife and that you're flirting? Or do you really
think that you're that desirable?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
That's what it is. It's he thinks he is going
to cause women across the world to fall in love
with him if he tries to sell them a ball
sack necklace. He's like, I don't want to do that
to anybody. I don't want to give anybody the wrong impression.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Maybe he's selling it that way, like these are what
my balls look like I have to look forward to.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh god. But he's not interested, and you're right. Christine
is like, this is a hobby business and I'm out,
and Robin is just sitting there seething because nobody is
interested in her dumb business idea. Sorry about it.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Sorry, it's hemorrhaging money. It's so fucking bad. And then
we have Janelle and Christine meeting with mo to talk
about the real estate stuff, because Christine is very serious
about it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Janelle is very serious about us.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What apparently though, they had to like read some stuff
before they got there, like Mona had given them a packet.
Maybe they're trying to come on to like Mona. No,
maybe they're trying to actually come into Mona's brokerage or
like join Mona's team. But it sounds like Mona gave
them a packet they needed to read it, and so
(18:28):
Mona immediately asks them, did you read the shit I
gave you to read? And it looks like Janelle did,
and Christine's like, no, I don't have time for that. Yeah,
absolutely don't have any time for that. No, I did
not read it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Don't have time at all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Christine's not serious about anything, And when we get to
her part where she's bitching it Cody. We'll talk about
it a little bit more. But I'm like, okay, well,
what are you willing to put your energy into.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, she kind of frustrated me because she spent all
this time on the real estate license and didn't she
fail the first time and she had to do it again.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, okay, so she spent all this.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Money on this real estate business, studying for it, the
examine everything you go talk to. Mona's like, yeah, sometimes
it's really busy in real estate. Like I've literally had
to work the last six weekends in a row. I
have not had a break, Like it's been busy. And
Christine's like, oh my god, I can't do that, Like
my kids need me and I can't be working that much.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And then Janelle is like, but I can, Like I'll
just give you all my kids, Christine, if you're cool
with that, I can work every weekend. I can work
out every evening. Like if I could just get out
of this fucking family for one night, for what night?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Please?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
She's very much willing to do it. But on the couch,
Christine says something like when Mona said that that she
had been working the last six weekends, like I didn't
hear anything else that she said. My god, I mean,
like I could not even stay connected to the conversation
because that does not work for me. I've got little babies,
and she does sure little kids and they need me.
(19:56):
And we've seen her complain previously that she's not being
supported like she's supported every other mother in the family.
Nobody's supporting her now that she's living I don't know
a mile away, and so there's just no way that
she can do it. And I can appreciate that, but
she just seems so flighty to me. Yet she gets
super interested in this new thing and then it doesn't
(20:16):
work out perfectly the first time, and then she's onto
the next thing.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, it just kind of frustrated me because I'm like,
you spent all of this time and energy studying for
your real estate. You're telling Robin that you don't want
to be involved in her dumb business because you want
to do real estate, and then you realize that it's
going to actually take some work, and now you're like, oh,
my god, I can't do that, absolutely not. And it's
like frustrating because real estate, once you get into a
certain point, you can make your own hours. So like Christine,
you can maybe grind a little bit so you can
(20:42):
make money for your family because nobody else is working
right now. M m. But she's not willing to do that.
And I get it, she's got the kids and stuff, but.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It just annoyed me because she also has TLC.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, I guess, but.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I think that's all she's doing. I think that's all
Robin's doing except for her My Sister thing, which is
a flop and a failure, wasting money. I think Mary
is doing the network marketing thing with Cody. I think
they're doing that, but I don't think Christine's or Robin
is doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, and in Christine's defense, she's mothering all these other.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Kids like Robin's got any Robin's defense, does she have
a nanny right now?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think she's got her sister that's watching her kids
right right now.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Season six Okay, I haven't seen her. I don't think
maybe earlier, remember.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
In our older recaps it's been a minute, okay, but yeah,
she still has her sister right now watching her kids
and stuff. So Robin ain't doing nothing, no, except sucking
Cody off.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh wow, miss Beatrice, I know the.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Got ready we warned you.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And then also in this conversation with Mona and Janelle
and Christine, Mona breaks it to them that there's going
to be a delay in the construction of their homes
because people keep going to the building site and keep
making changes and adding new things or taking shit away,
and it's delaying.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
The construction of everybody's homes.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
In addition to that, apparently some people ain't turning in
they're fucking paperwork for the financing. And those people are
Cody and Robin and Mary. Yep. But Christina and Janelle
got their shit together. They got their paperwork ready.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Right, Their loan is good to go, so their homes
are ready to be built, but they can't be built
because once again Cody told the builder to build Robin's first,
Mary's second. And it's Robin and Mary who can't get
the loan at this point for whatever reason. And they're
the ones that continue to go to the building site
(22:35):
and walk through and waste everybody's time and talk about
windows and I want this here, and I don't know
if I like that door there, asking for changes, delaying construction,
which means it's all going to trickle downhill. Yeah, it's
going to delay construction for Mary if Robin's doing it.
If Mary's doing it, it's going to delay construction for Janelle.
And that's how it goes, right, It's Robin first, Mary second,
(22:58):
then Janelle gets her house, then Christie gets the house.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And when they're all talking about this on the couch,
I'm like, wow, Christine, you were hoping you would be
able to have some sort of priority, some sort of
status as the third wife when there's four, But nope,
you just stayed in the basement.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Honey.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, Robin came to the top and you're still at
the bottom. You get the last slot.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
And it makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Not fair.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
The two women who have the most kids who are
really itching to get in before Christmas. They have the
majority of the family. And I'm not saying that like
Mary's kid's invalid or Robin's kids are invalid, but like
they have the majority of the kids and they have
to be the last ones to be built. That's wild
to me, especially when Mary and Cody and Robin are
all having.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Issues with their financing.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And I was like looking this shit up on Reddit
because I'm like, what the fuck, Like, what is going
on with all this shit. Apparently later in this season,
Mary's house is the one that's delayed, so everybody else
gets in before Christmas. Mary's is the one that's delayed
because she keeps making fucking changes and then she like
sobs uncontrollable because she's disappointing Leon and Leon's super upset
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because Mary promised Leon over and over again, I'm gonna
get you in before Christmas, and she fucking does it
because it's her own fault.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh my god, really yes suh? So does that mean
that at some point, because she's making all of these changes,
they just skip over her and go to Janelle and
be like, Janelle's good to go, We're gonna be wow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
And I think the issues with the paperwork people were
theorizing on Reddit is because Mary and Cody are the
ones with the legal marriage and so they technically have
to be like on all of these properties, so they
have a lot of fucking paperwork, and people were talking
about like how it doesn't make sense that Mary would
not have her paperwork ready because she's a Capricorn and
she's Ainal and she's like, I gotta get everything done organized.
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So it's probably Cody Yeah, dragging his fucking feet on
all of the paperwork. And like in the conversation that
they have later with the rest of the family, Cody's
got this smile on his face, like it doesn't bother
him that they're delaying this construction of the home because
they're just sitting around not filling out their paperwork. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, fast forward to season nineteen and you've got him
out in Coyote Pass dragging his heels. There's absolutely a
power play. It's a way that he can continue to
exert control. But I just don't know why you would
want to do that when everybody's wanting to get into
these Oh I know it makes no sense, but like,
but Mary doesn't have to be on the deeds to
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all these other homes, right just because Cody, and even
was Cody on Janelle's deed, for example, was Cody on Christine's.
To me, it would be that the women were financing
it on their own without Cody. Cody was financing with
Mary because that's his legal wife, and Cody's bringing his
bad credit and all of his problems into that loan.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, I'm not sure. Some people on Reddit were saying
that I think Mary had to be on for Robin's
because Robin had such shit credit and so they Cody
and Mary had to probably co sign or something.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't know. This is all.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Reddit stuff, so take it with a grass sal but
like that's probably what the hold up is. And because
these three can't be fucking adults. I mean, Mary is
probably trying to get it organized, but she's just sitting
there keeping sweet and being quiet and not saying anything.
But Janelle and Christine have their shit together and they're
just sitting there waiting around. That would frustrate the fuck
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out me out of all.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh well, and it does frustrate Christine because after they
meet with Mona, both Janelle and Christine go outside and
they're like in the parking lot and Christine's like.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, Like I'm good to go, I'm ready to rock.
I want to get my kids into these homes by Christmas,
and I gotta wait on these two broke ass losers,
you know, keep going to the job site and delaying
shit with their incessant requests for changes. Like Mary, A
lot of this stuff, I mean, maybe not structural stuff,
maybe not doorways. I don't know what she's changing. But
like a lot of this stuff, you can do post construction.
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You could have put that wet bar in post construction.
You could have switched out those doors, put in your
French doors post construction. You don't have to delay everybody's
fantasy of the cult tostact just because that's why she's
spoiled yep. That's why she's spoiled one.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yep. And that's when I was reading all the scenes
or people talking about the scenes where she's crying because
she can't get in before Christmas and she's disappointing Leon
and it's like, well, you done did it to your.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fucking self, sorry about it?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Like sorry, cry harder, Like I can't wait till we
get to that up me too. And then we have
Christine's day with Cody and they're in the bed and
Cody looks so happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Cody does not look happy to be there. And honestly,
if Christine is jealous at this point of Robin's and
the other wives, which she is, and if Christine kind
of wants to reconnect with Cody, then I don't know
why she wouldn't want to be kind of a soft
(27:51):
place for him to Land, Yeah, maybe kind of look
at what Robin does that works for her. I mean,
believe me, I hate Robin and I hate Cody, and
I don't want Christine to change anything about herself. But
if that's her goal is to have a connection with Cody,
like check out what Robin is doing that's working for her,
and maybe don't make it such a pain in the
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ass every time Cody comes over. Because they're sitting in
the bed and Christine is talking in this very animated
and energetically obtrusive manner to Cody and she's just and
he's just lying there trying to chill out. Yeah, and
she's just like, you know, yeah, I don't think I
can be a real estate agent because I've got kids,
and I spent the last two years just being a
(28:33):
staind old mom and I just want to be a
mom more than I want to be a real estate agent.
And Cody says something benign like yeah, like if you
don't want to work, then you shouldn't have to work,
or if you want to work, work yeah, and then
Christine gets upset.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
It was kind of weird. It seemed like they edited
some of this out too, like it was kind of
chopped up together because then Cody says something like you're
making drama out of nothing, right, and she's like, we'll
forget about how I feel. And it's like this whole thing,
and I'm like, what really happened there? Because I think
this scene is like indicative of their larger issue, which
is that Cody just doesn't fucking like Christine at all
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and doesn't care about her feeling.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
And she's hard to be around and she's always bitching
and she always wants more well.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
And but that also might be a symptom of the
fact that Cody just doesn't give a fuck about her.
Like when you're with somebody who doesn't care and like
never is involved in your life and treats you like
the basement wife because you are the basement wife.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's like, give him a chance to care, like make
it a nice place to be, Like he doesn't biting
the entire time and he doesn't care, but like what
does he care about? Then? What are interests? I don't know,
Like I feel like that's my inner misogyny coming out
or something like how can we like make Cody happy?
It's not that it's just Christine piped out Yeah, very negative.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
And what you're doing is just bitching and he's just
lying on the bed. He seems tired. You got your baby,
couldn't you talk about something else? Sure, you guys can connect. Yeah,
but she has him for like one night a week.
She's got a lot feelings in that airy's body. Yep.
She wants to off gas, and so she just starts
going off and it's too much for him. And I
can see it's too much for him.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yep, and that's the problem. Like she doesn't get to
have him the rest of the week, and so the
one evening she gets to have him. And we know
now from season nineteen and everything, he came over at
five pm and then left at seven am the next day,
so it's not like she had a lot of time
with him, right. He comes over already tired because he's
been banging Robin all day, and so now he has
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to deal with Christine who's just like totally.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Emotionally starved, way too much.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, she's a lot because she doesn't get anything from him.
That's my opinion on it. Like I get Christine's annoying.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Because she is.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She really is so annoying to me. And I have
sympathy for her and empathy for her, and I literally
hate Cody Brown. Yeah, but like in these earlier years,
I can see him. I can look at his face,
I can see him trying to keep it together. Obviously
he's so in love with Robins. Yeah, he loves everything
about Robin. Robin is the only one who gets a
(31:02):
date out of all these wives, the other wives. When
we're a day in the life of the other Wives,
it's like going to the gym, going for a jog
with our kids. Yeah, Like Garrison's beating the shit out
of Gabe and then we go to Robin and it's
like all good things. Plus she gets a date and
a date. Yeah, Cod But like I feel like he's
(31:24):
he's still at this point believing in the vision of
the family, and I just I don't know, I think
he is for the show. Everybody's annoying. Everyone is annoying, exception.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, And honestly, let me just say, Cody on Christine's
bedding decorations are, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
My god, the red.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's awful.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
This sexy red boudoir that.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Never gets sexy time, never ever, once a year on
her birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's embarrassing. And then we go over to Robin's house.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
We start with King Saul sleeping in Cody and Robin's
bed and the purple sheets of Royalty. Aurora's being a
little twat.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I mean, she's being loud, but I mean she's a kid,
she's a tweet.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I know, she's being annoying playing piano while Saul is
trying to sleep.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
We kind of see Robin come.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Out a little bit telling Aurora to shut the fuck
up a little and so it's kind of interesting because
she's playing this off for the camera, but I feel
like Robin is like militant.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
At home probably.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
And then we have Mona coming over to talk to
the entire family about the fact that the houses are
gonna get delayed, and I like Mona here because she's
calling everybody out. She calls Mary out for going to
the site multiple times a fucking day.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, I have to scrap books, so I want to
take pictures of every day, everything that's happening each day,
because this is my forever home. Meanwhile, five years later, yep,
you're moving to Flagstaff.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They can't recer the financing yet, Moore, Yeah, bullshit. And
then she calls Robin out for not getting her debt
paperwork figured out.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Robin is just sitting there quiet because she knows she's
a albatros. She's she knows she's an anvil around the
neck of this family. She brought so much debt into
this family. They had to pay off this debt. Sounds
like Robin is on the phone every single day trying
to mediate her debt.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No, she ain't.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well, she's supposed to, because Mona's telling her like, are
you talking to these collectors? Are you like asking them
to forgive this or what are you doing? You got
to do it every single day. You got to do
it in writing. And Robin's like, okay, I will. No,
then she's not.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
She's not doing shit, dude, except for going on a
repelling date with Cloning. Right. It's wild and so oh.
Before this though, we have a conversation with Janelle and
Robin after the whole Mona talk. Oh okay, yeah, And
Janelle comes to Robin is like, yeah, you know what,
I'm sorry for being harsh the other day. You know what,
I had an epiphany? Did she I should be more
(33:49):
involved in my sisters classed?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Do you think she had an epiphany?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What do you think happened.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I think she's thinking, I gotta make money, so I'm
gonna try and do this.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh, I think she's thinking. I think Cody talks to her.
I think she's thinking she's got to do this because
Cody berated her. Because remember the first time everybody sat
down and Robin was so unhappy and calling out Janelle
about my sister wife's closet. They asked what Cody needed
to do, what his role should be, and Robin said,
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just support what we're doing. Yeah, support me, advocate for
me with these bitches. That's what I felt like she
was saying. So I think after that first meeting from
this episode, Robin and Cody had some kind of a
conversation in which she said, you better get Janelle in
order she's to be a part of this in order
for it to work. That's how you can help, bitch.
(34:39):
And so then Cody runs and talks to Janelle and says,
you got to do something. You have to be a
part of this. And then we have the scene where
Janelle comes cap in hand over to Robin and says
she has an epiphany and oh my god, yeah, I'm
making plus size Mormon modest clothing sounds so perfect. The
business ideas out of these people are the worst.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They are the worst.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
But like, you know what, though clothing would have been fine,
like they could have totally made but like Mormon modest
clothing for everybody. I feel like people would have bought
that stuff, especially with their sister Wives logo and everything like.
It probably would have been better than this stupid, ugly jewelry.
But does Janelle actually make plus size clothing because I
don't remember my sister ized closet selling any of that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I certainly wasn't like present during these seasons when they
were airing.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I was ten, but in.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Red okay, bitch, but in retrospect, like having looked back
at all, like the reddits and the rewinds, I don't
think I ever saw any clothing like this, But it
sounds like it's a line of clothing that they had
discussed plus size Holy Line, plus size Stretch Mark Line.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Oh my god, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
So she's like, oh my god, I'm so excited about
it now, and I think I need to absolutely engage.
But I wanted to be powered by women. Yeah, I
don't think we should ask Cody to do anything. I
don't think Cody wants to do anything. That's because Cody
talked to Janelle and said, would you just tell Robin
I don't want to I don't want to be a
part of this at all.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I mean he really shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No nobody needs Cody for And so Janelle tells Robin like,
I think it should just be women empowered by women.
I think we can do this, And Robin is so happy.
She is ecstatic, smiling from joh to John.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Daddy's on fuld of day.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Sorry, he's brimming.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh my god. But then Robin also asks Janelle, Okay,
now that you're on board and Mary's on board, how
the fuck do I get Christine's bitch ass to be
on board with this dumb business? And Janelle's like, don't
fucking invite her to any of the boring shit. Let
her be a loud mouth, crazy person, let her sell things,
Invite her to the fun stuff, and she'll be on board.
But like, don't make her go to the meetings, don't
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make her do any of the business shit.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
She'll get bored.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, if she feels like it's a chore, she's not
going to do it. Equals Christine doesn't do the hard things.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
She does well, but I mean she does do the
hard things.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
She has raised the children. Yeah, that's all terms of
like business endeavors and this like multiple streams of income
that they seem to be into. Like Christine's not about it.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Which is kind of interesting because flash forward to now,
she's talking about how she's always wanted to be a
boss woman, she's always wanted.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
To be making her own money.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
She always wanted to be independent and do all these
things and the family wouldn't let her.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So well, maybe what is it in subsequent seasons, Maybe
she's going to come to the Mormon conference table and
present her ideas, but like as of right now, I'm
not seeing any she doesn't want to do it, nor
like a desire to work hard for these businesses.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Well, and I mean, to be honest, I wouldn't want
to work hard for this business at all.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Just despite Robin straight out as they hate Robin.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Maybe that's why she's doing that, just because she's stealing means,
maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Why she's doing that because Christine is still the basement
why energetically and actually and so Robin is now in
the process of being elevated. Yeah, as the ascendant as
the pre eminent wife. So absolutely, I'm gonna fuck your
shit up. I'm gonna sabotage you.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I kind of love that, honestly, me too.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I know it's hell a petty, but I would do
the tag team Christie yep. And then we have Robin
and Cody's stupid date where they go repelling.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
And I can't just say, what.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
This poor guy who takes him out to some whatever
to go mind do some mountain faces and stuff. But like, immediately, yep,
we have to launch into I'm a polygament. I'm a
martyr for the cause, and it's hard being me, and
I'm like, not everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Wants to hear about it, No, nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Everybody needs to have the fucking dissertation on Mormonism and
polygamy from you.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yep. But we're gonna have so much of that in
these earlier seasons because that was like their whole brand
was that they were the martyrs. They escaped U Tah,
they escape the law and everything so they could live
their beautiful polygamous life that just completely is.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Ruined in ten years. Well, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
And then we have Robin talking about their date and
she's like, you know, there's a part of me that
worries a little bit once we get into these homes
that me and Cody are going to lose out on
our focus time and then we're going to have to
establish rules and boundaries and figure out a balance with
everybody making sure they got their time.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I thought that was really.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Interesting she brings that up that she's worried about losing
out on her focus time, as if she's not getting
all the focused time right now right.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
And this is the segment, not during the date, but
like when we're spending the day with Robin, this is
the time where she talks about how she and her
kids have never had it this goodm h. And so
they're actually pretty happy. And she's wondering what it's actually
going to be like when she has to integrate into
the family, because she acknowledges that we've like only semi integrated. Yeah,
(40:02):
and so who knows what it's actually going to look
like when we have to all share a call to
sac and be around each other. Like, how's that going
to impact me? Though? Because I'm the main character. But
she's definitely worried about how Cody's going to be showing
up in their relationship once he has proximity to the
rest of his families. Yeah, which is interesting because they
led us to believe early on and throughout that she
(40:24):
just wanted to facilitate that. Uh huh, I'm just here
to be a part of that. That's all they really wants.
Sit in my rocking chair on my porge with my sister.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Wal I know.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
But here she is worried about her focus time and
she talks about this date, like how they don't go
on dates very often. She's like, this is my first
date without King Solomon, Like I don't know, three times
this year or something like that. She had three dates
without Solomon this year, in addition to other dates that
she's taken Solomon on. Right, Like, you're dating Cody a lot.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I don't think any of these other You think Christine's
going out on dates absolutely finding absolutely truly in the
high chair, No, she's not. Do you think Janelle even
wants to go on a date with Cody? Mary would
love to and she has to go to Mexico. Yeah,
the anniversary they did go to that fancy restaurant or
whatever in Utah, But like, none of these women go
(41:19):
on dates. It's just Robin, it is Christine wants to
stick it to her.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Of course I would do this. Bitches sitting there making
out with Cody watching the sunset in the.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Mouth, but he needs to see that.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
No, absolutely not now.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
And then we have Mary's Day and it.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Starts about it.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I kind of zoned out at this point because it
starts with Mary waking up Leon at fucking four twenty
in the morning to go running outside because Leon wants
to run.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Leon ain't ever happy about anything. You notice that about Leon.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Leon's always got an attitude. Yep. Yeah, So they go
running four to twenty in the morning because they do
the before Leon's seminary class, which is also before school,
which is just crazy. If I was that age, dude,
you couldn't even get me up to go to school,
like I was a bitch, Like, don't talk.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
To Leon had a vision.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
I know. Leon was on a trajectory, wanted to be
a doctor and wanted to live plural marriage.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Oh how the turns have tabled.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
It's kind of funny, Yah, watching these earlier seasons, I'm like, damn,
I wonder if they watch themselves on these earlier seasons,
and like cringe because I would.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I definitely would, gosh.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
And then we have Cody coming over, I guess briefly
for like the morning coffee or something.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
And they're talking about how the time that they spend
together at Mary's rental is actually super beneficial for their
er because they get to be alone. And Cody's like, yeah,
we get to focus on the fun things. I'm like,
what fun things? They no fun thing, very no, six tough,
there's nothing fun that's happening between them. It's really awkward.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
It is very awkward.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Hearing them talk about their own relationship at this point.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Well, and they do mention that prior to going to Vegas,
they were in a rough time, like they were actually struggling,
and now they're kind of on the up and up
a little bit, and that it's been really nice to
have this time together and they've been working on their relationship,
which I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Believe at all.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, press x to doubt yep.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
And I think Cody's comment about focusing on the fun
things was Lokia dig because he's called Mary boring in
these current seasons. Oh okay, yeah, so I'm like, okay,
you don't think she's fun?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
You don't think she's exciting.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
You think she's mean. At this point, you melted down
her ring. Yes, you don't give a fuck about Mary.
And that's why she's the last segment.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, because and there's nothing going on. No, he's walking
into the house and Christmas has exploded in the living
room and they're all decorating and stuff, and it just
feels like he's very out of place there. But she's
so grateful for his presence and so ingratiating. Yeah, it's like, oh, God, Mary,
you should have been gone season six.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
You should have been god season on one hundred Bird.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I feel bad for you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
And then we have the whole family going to look
at the houses again and they're worried about if they're
gonna make it in before Christmas, and I just feel
like this is gonna be the next several episodes. Yes,
just worrying and getting down to the wire. I think
they do get down to the wire, like they sign
the paperwork and stuff in December, and that's why Mary
doesn't get in before Christmas, because I think hers is
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like right before, like they signed paperwork on like the
twenty first or something, and it's like a weekend and
so that's why she can't get in and then she
cries about it.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I love that, you know what. I literally can't wait
for that.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
I can't wait to rose Mary for it because it's
gonna be her fault. Yeah, because the preview. Let's get
to the preview.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
For next week's episode, Mary has a fucking issue with
her house again, like it's another problem. It's probably gonna
be something super mundane and stupid. And then we have
the Leon going on a college tour in Salt.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Lake City and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
We have Michelti getting accepted into a college program because
she's in high school.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
She's gone through some.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Smart kid program or something. She's talking to college boys,
and Christine thinks she's got a problem on her hands
with mckelt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Well, I'm just trying to think back, because I think
I picked up with Sister Wives around the time that
McKelty was in Saint George working at the pawn shop,
and that's around the time she met too many tacos Tony,
oh God, and they started dating. Then immediately they got engaged.
And I don't know what season that would be, but
I think it coincides around the Catfish time. But like
(45:46):
I did, I wasn't under the impression at that point
that McKelty had actually gone to college. Yeah, so I'm
wondering if she actually goes.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I mean, she's in this high school program through college,
which is something where like you can get I think
this is the program she's in where you can get
like your associate's degree right when you graduate high school,
like for doing all.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
These extra classes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Okay, And then the last thing in the preview is
again the family is changing because there's still these rentals
and they're all separate, and nobody's hanging out with each
other and nobody loves each other. Yeah, and shit's getting
hard and it's kind of sad to see because they
really fucked this family up by doing this move to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
In my opinion, Yeah, I think they had it all
in the high It was just the problem of trying
to integrate Robin into the family. And I wonder if
the issue was Robin really never wanted to integrate in
the way that they lived like that she wanted to
hold herself separate and still benefit from the largess and
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the resources of the family. Yeah, like I just after
six seasons, I don't really get the impression, even though
she said it over and over that I just want
to be a part of this family. Like, I don't
get the impression that she actually ever wanted to be
integrated into it in the way that they lived it.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
No, no way. And I mean even in this episode
she was talking about how they all live very independent lives,
like even though they're all married to the same man
and they're one big family, they all live independently of
each other. And I'm like, that's not healthy. If this,
if this whole polygamy thing is all about the big
marriage and all of the kids and the whole family together,
(47:29):
but you're all living as like separate families and separate
wives and separate everything. It's like it's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But remember that's how Robin lived polygamy with her mother
and uncle Daddy Paul. Yep. That's how she experienced it.
And so maybe that was her expectation yep. And she
wanted to get the best for herself because maybe she
wanted the best for her mother and her mother didn't
have it. I don't know, I grew knows.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
It's pretty cool. Watching these earlier seasons, so I really
enjoy these.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
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Please ha'd your wife and had your kids. This is
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Thank you in man, thank you. Now, we don't really
have any hot goss to talk to you guys about
this week, except for the fact that since all of
the hullabaloo around Robin Brown and her haunted creepy dolls
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and all the doll clothing she was purchasing on It's
see to the tune of sixty one thousand dollars in
a year or something crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, in a year, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Since all of us have been talking about it in
the Sister Wives universe. Well, apparently the Robin Brown has
deactivated her Etsy account.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think that's just so great. I think that's hilarious
because everybody like, we're all rabbit over here in the dumpster.
We're gonna find everything, Robin, We're gonna see all this shit.
I love that she didn't even think to make her
Etsy private until all of this came out, and now
she's deactivating it. Yeah, she's probably buying stuff still under
like a pseudonym.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Absolutely, she's still stupid. She that's the thing. She's dumb.
Like if I was a celebritet, yeah, and if I
knew like the entire world hated me and that there
was a dumpster filled with fat raccoons with monocles and
a grudge, yeah, like I would absolutely lock down my
social media. I'd be using sock puppets, like you would
(03:33):
not know who I was at least street. But she's dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She is so dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But here's the thing. Even though she deactivated her account,
the comments that she left under all of the dolls
and all of the clothing, those comments are still there
with some of the merchants responding to her and saying,
oh thanks Robin, Oh my god, that's amazing. So it
doesn't say her account name as it was, but it
says deactivated user. But we have merchants calling her Robin,
(04:02):
so we know that it's her. And by the way,
I want to shout out Nikki Haverstock because I got
all that intel from her. She's wonderful. If you're not
following her on YouTube, like you, why are you? She's wonderful. Yeah,
so thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She can run, but she can't hide, No, she can.
She cannot. The internet is for yep forever.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I wish people knew like her card number and stuff
for the payments, so they could just look up everything
that she's buying, because you know, she's putting all that
shit on a credit card. Starts they ain't got no money.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes. Oh, now we are in season six and we're
going to be getting into a recap of episode two.
But I was just checking out in this episode how
Robin's living now. Yeah, And she even says it when
we get to Robin's day, she's like, this is the
best my kids and I have ever had it ever,
(04:55):
Like living in this rental here in Las Vegas. Before
we get into the cul de Sac, she's like, we
are living lar.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We are so.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Happy to be here, like this is the best she's
ever experienced.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It is kind of embarrassing a little bit. And then
she gets money, Like we talked last week, she gets
a little bit of money, and instead of like, I
don't know, having multitudes of investments that are working for
you with dividends, et cetera, she's buying dolls, oh yeah,
and deckenzie and villages and a bunch.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Of weird nick knacks.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Like even in her house, you could see some of
the knick knacks starting to pile up on her shelves
and stuff, all this random decorations and everything, And I'm like, girl,
why are you spending money on that shit?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I was looking at all of their homes. The only
organized and clean home was Mary's. Yeah, now with Janelle
and Christine, Like, you can't really blame them because they
have all these kids running around, and I guess Robin
does as well. She's got the three kids. But just
like food stacked totes everywhere, clothes like overflowing hampers everywhere.
(05:58):
It's kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, I would not want that on TV personally, if
my house was on TV, it would be spotless, so
you would not know how much of a trash goblin
I really am.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Right, Well, we're seeing Robin, we're seeing all of these
women who they are. All right, let's get into our
Sister Wives rewind recap again, Season six, episode two, entitled.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The Four Lives of Cody Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Now the Four Lives of Four Wives, The four Lives,
the four Lives of four Wives?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Was it? No, it's the four Lives of Cody Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I will bet you one. I will bet you massage.
I will bet you a massage. Are you taking the bet?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, okay, I will I know what it was girl?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh shit, four Lives of Oh yeah, mama's good massage.
Oh my god. Well it makes sense though, because in
this episode we're going to each wives home. We're spending
a day with each wive and seeing like what they're
up to, what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, So, but it was kind of all over the place.
Like I watched this twice and I'm like, man, there's
a lot of things going on here. Like we start
with another conversation about how the family's just really hardcore
struggling being in these rentals. Like Janelle says she feels
like she's a single mom. Christina is distraught and stressed
all the fucking time. Robin says that the separation is
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like even more dramatic now that they're all in these
separate rentals and everything. But Mary is like, yeah, I'm
like totally used to the privacy now, and then it'd
be weird. Yeah, like total capricorn, being like I love
the privacy and it's going to be a challenge when
we reintegrate back into the cul de sac. And I'm like, really, well,
(07:46):
but she says.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That it's going to be a challenge because all of
the other wives are going to be able to see
what you're doing. They're going to be watching everybody else.
And I was trying to pick up what the subtext
was there, because she said, you know, and that's all
I'm going to say about that, Yeah, as if she
could say more. And I was wondering if she was
implying that we'll all be able to see how Cody
(08:09):
is really spending his time and then we're going to
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, And I'm like, so in this season, are you
picking up on the fact that there's favoritism or are
you hearing it from the other wives, because Mary to
this day would deny that favoritism was happening this entire
time because she was loyal to Cody forever. So it's
just interesting that she said that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Just because she would deny, it doesn't mean she believes that.
I guess like she has been caping for and defending
the family and defending Cody even though she knows that
she shouldn't, and it's indefensible. But I definitely think that
she's picking up that there's some favoritism happening, and like,
how could you not, because as these buildings are being constructed,
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as the homes are going up in the cul de Sac,
apparently Cody specifically asked that Robin's home be constructed first,
even though her loan is not qualified and they don't
even know if she's going to be able to get
that loan. Furthermore, he then wants Mary's home to be
built second, and she's got some kind of a problem.
(09:19):
And I think the problem is Cody. It's either her
credit or it's his credit, or it's their credit. But
I think they've got really bad credit and so they're
having a problem with the bank. I agree with I
think this loan but Cody still wants Robin to go first.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, it's crazy to me. We get to that whole conversation,
I'm like, oh, I was so mad at Mary and
at Robin, me too to oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And then we have Janelle at the Jim again.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, working out. I guess she's been working out pretty diligently.
She lost twenty five pounds and ninety days. That's great,
that's awesome. She's got a personal trainer. She talks about
how she's really discovering her independence and her life and
like taking care of herself. That for her, But then
she has to get on the scale again, and I'm
just like, wild, reach.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Here FICASTI mortified. Why do we have to go to
port And now she's doing the very best she can
in her life and we got to put her on.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
A scale repeatedly again Wild, it's absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She weigh two hundred and forty three pounds point six hours.
You know, I'm looking at that scale. I'm watching, but like,
she weighs two hundred and forty three pounds, what did
she weigh way back in the day when she was
first weighed by that crazy trainer?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Two seventy I think, Okay, so she's doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, she lost weight.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, she was upset in this episode because she wasn't
really moving on the scale, like this was her first
way in a month or something, and she's like, what
the fuck, I'm discouraged, like I might as well go
back to eating like shit. And her trainer's like trying
to tell her, like, no, you're building muscle, but you're
also losing weight at the same time, Like this is
just kind of how it is. This is why you
shouldn't really look at the scale anyway as like this
(10:58):
barometer of like how well you're doing when you're trying
to lose weight and work out and everything. But I'm
proud of Janelle. She's working out and I think it's great.
Yea on this weight loss journey and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It is awesome. She looks tired, though. I gotta say,
with all her kids and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Having to get up at five am to work out,
I could not be mean no, thank you, no.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That would put right into my sleep time because I
sleep tilt him. Yeah, so absolutely it not. But when
we have Cody coming over to her house to spend
the day with Janelle Janelle's Live, it really comes into
like clarity that she's doing absolutely everything even when Cody
is right there. He's sitting his fat ass in a requiner,
(11:43):
he's got some stupid laptop in his lap, He's not
paying attention to the nine thousand children running around and screaming.
Janelle is still the one doing all of the emotional
and the physical labor in the house. And we actually
see a scene between Garrison and Gabe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Get they got into a big fight because Garrison like,
what did you do? Cut out?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He turned off Gabe's game in the middle right playing it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Which is very rude, very rude. Gabe starts crying. So
Janelle comes in to mediate and she's like stop it.
That was mean, and then she turns it back and
then Garrison just slugs Gabe. I know, Yeah, this is
the boys for you though, totally teenagers. Yeah, And so
finally Janelle's like Cody Disney dad, like, can you please
(12:29):
come up? I mean, I know you hear all of
this right right, Can you please come up and take
care of your children?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
And then we have this stupid like conversation with Cody
being like, well, I don't want to always be the
mediator and like the disciplinarian every time I'm over at
my house like with my kids and stuff. But that's
just kind of how I am because I only spend
a couple of days with each wife or whatever. And
I'm like, yeah, but you're also like not present though
in any other aspects, Like you could be more than
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the disciplinarian, but that's the only time that you're ever
are really being a parent or being there. Otherwise you're
sitting on your laptop, probably sexting Robin, yeah, on WhatsApp
or something like what are we.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Doing chatting Robin? For sure? Yeah, yeah, I just really
could feel like the vibes of how unfair and inequitable
it is, yeah for Cody versus all of these wives.
But you know, Janelle's hanging in there. Christine is over
as well, and I think they're like trying to practice
their real estate stuff before they meet with Mona the
(13:31):
next day. I don't know what's happening specifically with Mona.
I know what happens in the conversation, but I don't
know why they're meeting. But Janelle and Christine are working
together and a bomb has gone off in Janelle's house
and Cody's not helping, and that was the day in
the life of Janelle.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah lovely, Yeah, right, and then we also had a
conversation about my sister wives closet. I think also at
Janelle's house. Was at Janelle's house, Yeah, it was like
the whole family was there. Is Christine brought her kids over,
well some of her kids, and then Janelle and then
Mary was there, Robin and Cody, and they were talking
about my sister's closet.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So pause because juice, juice, juice, so chat was so juicy.
Just the way Janelle is sitting hiding, Oh my god,
the set of her jaw. Janelle looks a certain way
when she is about to blow. She just gets very expressionless,
very cold faced, and she's just like she's trying to
contemplate whether she should say something or like beat a
(14:24):
bitch down, for sure, and that's how she looked.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yep, she was pissed because they bring up my sister
Ride's closet. They only made five hundred dollars profit at
the expo, which I'm surprised they even made profit.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't believe them.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't think it was I don't believe them.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They sold nineteen items just to refresh every yatty, but
they had to drive and therefore used gas to go
from Las Vegas to Saint George. All four of those
women each had their own hotel room. I mean, Cody
could sleep where he wanted, and he slept with Robin.
Of course, they had to carry themselves over there, carry
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themselves all the way back. They had to feed themselves
while they're and you don't think you know, that's a
lot of fast food. Yeah, so they were spending a
lot of money, and you're telling me they still made
a five hundred dollar profit. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, I think they sold five hundred dollars worth of items,
But when you tally everything else that they had to
spend money on, they're still in the negative.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm sure they lost like two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Absolutely, yes.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And Janelle is just being very frank and very practical, like.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I can't pay my mortgage on this.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can't even pay.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like one bill on that when we split it between
the five of us, Like this is stupid. This is
not a viable business. This is a hobby business. Like
I'm not interested in putting any more effort into this,
and then Robin gets triggered.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's so upset.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
She's like, but I feel like you're not even putting
any effort, and you're not even trying in this business.
Like what about your plus size clothing? That's your niche, Janelle,
because you're fat as fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's essentially a gas gasp. That was the first time
I ever heard about a plus size Holy Mormon line. No,
I'm like, what are we talking about here? Nobody has
ever mentioned this before, Like apparently they've had some conversations
behind the scenes or whatever, and maybe they bandied about
an idea of like some gym clothes or whatever. Yeah,
(16:14):
but like just throwing that out like that, I'm just
like Robin using yet another opportunity to very covertly and
passively body shame another wife.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
She does this all the time, and this is just
what we see on the cameras, Like what is she
saying when the cameras are turned off? Bitch? Like I
just couldn't believe that. And Chano like doesn't even react
to that statement. And then I think Robin calls out
Christine too, like, well, Christine's got to figure it out too,
and Christine's like, I want to focus on a real estate, Like,
(16:45):
I don't want to do this shit. Mary's the only
one that's invested, even Cody.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who cares though apparently like Mary turns to her, Mary,
the biggest hustler in the family, turns to Robin and
she's like, well, you know, I'm committed though, right, And
Robin's like whatever, yeah, what about you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And then Cody talks about how it feels awkward right
selling the jewelry because he's worried that people are gonna
think that he's picking up a fifth wife. And I'm like,
is that because Robin's worried about you picking up a
fifth wife and that you're flirting? Or do you really
think that you're that desirable?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
That's what it is. It's he thinks he is going
to cause women across the world to fall in love
with him if he tries to sell them a ball
sack necklace. He's like, I don't want to do that
to anybody. I don't want to give anybody the wrong impression.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Maybe he's selling it that way, like these are what
my balls look like I have to look forward to.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh god. But he's not interested, and you're right. Christine
is like, this is a hobby business and I'm out,
and Robin is just sitting there seething because nobody is
interested in her dumb business idea. Sorry about it.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Sorry, it's hemorrhaging money. It's so fucking bad. And then
we have Janelle and Christine meeting with mo to talk
about the real estate stuff, because Christine is very serious
about it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Janelle is very serious about us.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What apparently though, they had to like read some stuff
before they got there, like Mona had given them a packet.
Maybe they're trying to come on to like Mona. No,
maybe they're trying to actually come into Mona's brokerage or
like join Mona's team. But it sounds like Mona gave
them a packet they needed to read it, and so
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Mona immediately asks them, did you read the shit I
gave you to read? And it looks like Janelle did,
and Christine's like, no, I don't have time for that. Yeah,
absolutely don't have any time for that. No, I did
not read it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Don't have time at all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Christine's not serious about anything, And when we get to
her part where she's bitching it Cody. We'll talk about
it a little bit more. But I'm like, okay, well,
what are you willing to put your energy into.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, she kind of frustrated me because she spent all
this time on the real estate license and didn't she
fail the first time and she had to do it again.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, okay, so she spent all this.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Money on this real estate business, studying for it, the
examine everything you go talk to. Mona's like, yeah, sometimes
it's really busy in real estate. Like I've literally had
to work the last six weekends in a row. I
have not had a break, Like it's been busy. And
Christine's like, oh my god, I can't do that, Like
my kids need me and I can't be working that much.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And then Janelle is like, but I can, Like I'll
just give you all my kids, Christine, if you're cool
with that, I can work every weekend. I can work
out every evening. Like if I could just get out
of this fucking family for one night, for what night?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Please?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
She's very much willing to do it. But on the couch,
Christine says something like when Mona said that that she
had been working the last six weekends, like I didn't
hear anything else that she said. My god, I mean,
like I could not even stay connected to the conversation
because that does not work for me. I've got little babies,
and she does sure little kids and they need me.
(19:56):
And we've seen her complain previously that she's not being
supported like she's supported every other mother in the family.
Nobody's supporting her now that she's living I don't know
a mile away, and so there's just no way that
she can do it. And I can appreciate that, but
she just seems so flighty to me. Yet she gets
super interested in this new thing and then it doesn't
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work out perfectly the first time, and then she's onto
the next thing.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, it just kind of frustrated me because I'm like,
you spent all of this time and energy studying for
your real estate. You're telling Robin that you don't want
to be involved in her dumb business because you want
to do real estate, and then you realize that it's
going to actually take some work, and now you're like, oh,
my god, I can't do that, absolutely not. And it's
like frustrating because real estate, once you get into a
certain point, you can make your own hours. So like Christine,
you can maybe grind a little bit so you can
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make money for your family because nobody else is working
right now. M m. But she's not willing to do that.
And I get it, she's got the kids and stuff, but.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It just annoyed me because she also has TLC.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, I guess, but.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I think that's all she's doing. I think that's all
Robin's doing except for her My Sister thing, which is
a flop and a failure, wasting money. I think Mary
is doing the network marketing thing with Cody. I think
they're doing that, but I don't think Christine's or Robin
is doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, and in Christine's defense, she's mothering all these other.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Kids like Robin's got any Robin's defense, does she have
a nanny right now?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think she's got her sister that's watching her kids
right right now.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Season six Okay, I haven't seen her. I don't think
maybe earlier, remember.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
In our older recaps it's been a minute, okay, but yeah,
she still has her sister right now watching her kids
and stuff. So Robin ain't doing nothing, no, except sucking
Cody off.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh wow, miss Beatrice, I know the.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Got ready we warned you.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And then also in this conversation with Mona and Janelle
and Christine, Mona breaks it to them that there's going
to be a delay in the construction of their homes
because people keep going to the building site and keep
making changes and adding new things or taking shit away,
and it's delaying.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
The construction of everybody's homes.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
In addition to that, apparently some people ain't turning in
they're fucking paperwork for the financing. And those people are
Cody and Robin and Mary. Yep. But Christina and Janelle
got their shit together. They got their paperwork ready.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Right, Their loan is good to go, so their homes
are ready to be built, but they can't be built
because once again Cody told the builder to build Robin's first,
Mary's second. And it's Robin and Mary who can't get
the loan at this point for whatever reason. And they're
the ones that continue to go to the building site
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and walk through and waste everybody's time and talk about
windows and I want this here, and I don't know
if I like that door there, asking for changes, delaying construction,
which means it's all going to trickle downhill. Yeah, it's
going to delay construction for Mary if Robin's doing it.
If Mary's doing it, it's going to delay construction for Janelle.
And that's how it goes, right, It's Robin first, Mary second,
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then Janelle gets her house, then Christie gets the house.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And when they're all talking about this on the couch,
I'm like, wow, Christine, you were hoping you would be
able to have some sort of priority, some sort of
status as the third wife when there's four, But nope,
you just stayed in the basement.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Honey.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, Robin came to the top and you're still at
the bottom. You get the last slot.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
And it makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Not fair.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
The two women who have the most kids who are
really itching to get in before Christmas. They have the
majority of the family. And I'm not saying that like
Mary's kid's invalid or Robin's kids are invalid, but like
they have the majority of the kids and they have
to be the last ones to be built. That's wild
to me, especially when Mary and Cody and Robin are
all having.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Issues with their financing.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And I was like looking this shit up on Reddit
because I'm like, what the fuck, Like, what is going
on with all this shit. Apparently later in this season,
Mary's house is the one that's delayed, so everybody else
gets in before Christmas. Mary's is the one that's delayed
because she keeps making fucking changes and then she like
sobs uncontrollable because she's disappointing Leon and Leon's super upset
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because Mary promised Leon over and over again, I'm gonna
get you in before Christmas, and she fucking does it
because it's her own fault.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh my god, really yes suh? So does that mean
that at some point, because she's making all of these changes,
they just skip over her and go to Janelle and
be like, Janelle's good to go, We're gonna be wow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
And I think the issues with the paperwork people were
theorizing on Reddit is because Mary and Cody are the
ones with the legal marriage and so they technically have
to be like on all of these properties, so they
have a lot of fucking paperwork, and people were talking
about like how it doesn't make sense that Mary would
not have her paperwork ready because she's a Capricorn and
she's Ainal and she's like, I gotta get everything done organized.
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So it's probably Cody Yeah, dragging his fucking feet on
all of the paperwork. And like in the conversation that
they have later with the rest of the family, Cody's
got this smile on his face, like it doesn't bother
him that they're delaying this construction of the home because
they're just sitting around not filling out their paperwork. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, fast forward to season nineteen and you've got him
out in Coyote Pass dragging his heels. There's absolutely a
power play. It's a way that he can continue to
exert control. But I just don't know why you would
want to do that when everybody's wanting to get into
these Oh I know it makes no sense, but like,
but Mary doesn't have to be on the deeds to
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all these other homes, right just because Cody, and even
was Cody on Janelle's deed, for example, was Cody on Christine's.
To me, it would be that the women were financing
it on their own without Cody. Cody was financing with
Mary because that's his legal wife, and Cody's bringing his
bad credit and all of his problems into that loan.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, I'm not sure. Some people on Reddit were saying
that I think Mary had to be on for Robin's
because Robin had such shit credit and so they Cody
and Mary had to probably co sign or something.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't know. This is all.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Reddit stuff, so take it with a grass sal but
like that's probably what the hold up is. And because
these three can't be fucking adults. I mean, Mary is
probably trying to get it organized, but she's just sitting
there keeping sweet and being quiet and not saying anything.
But Janelle and Christine have their shit together and they're
just sitting there waiting around. That would frustrate the fuck
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out me out of all.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh well, and it does frustrate Christine because after they
meet with Mona, both Janelle and Christine go outside and
they're like in the parking lot and Christine's like.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, Like I'm good to go, I'm ready to rock.
I want to get my kids into these homes by Christmas,
and I gotta wait on these two broke ass losers,
you know, keep going to the job site and delaying
shit with their incessant requests for changes. Like Mary, A
lot of this stuff, I mean, maybe not structural stuff,
maybe not doorways. I don't know what she's changing. But
like a lot of this stuff, you can do post construction.
(26:46):
You could have put that wet bar in post construction.
You could have switched out those doors, put in your
French doors post construction. You don't have to delay everybody's
fantasy of the cult tostact just because that's why she's
spoiled yep. That's why she's spoiled one.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yep. And that's when I was reading all the scenes
or people talking about the scenes where she's crying because
she can't get in before Christmas and she's disappointing Leon
and it's like, well, you done did it to your.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fucking self, sorry about it?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Like sorry, cry harder, Like I can't wait till we
get to that up me too. And then we have
Christine's day with Cody and they're in the bed and
Cody looks so happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Cody does not look happy to be there. And honestly,
if Christine is jealous at this point of Robin's and
the other wives, which she is, and if Christine kind
of wants to reconnect with Cody, then I don't know
why she wouldn't want to be kind of a soft
(27:51):
place for him to Land, Yeah, maybe kind of look
at what Robin does that works for her. I mean,
believe me, I hate Robin and I hate Cody, and
I don't want Christine to change anything about herself. But
if that's her goal is to have a connection with Cody,
like check out what Robin is doing that's working for her,
and maybe don't make it such a pain in the
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ass every time Cody comes over. Because they're sitting in
the bed and Christine is talking in this very animated
and energetically obtrusive manner to Cody and she's just and
he's just lying there trying to chill out. Yeah, and
she's just like, you know, yeah, I don't think I
can be a real estate agent because I've got kids,
and I spent the last two years just being a
(28:33):
staind old mom and I just want to be a
mom more than I want to be a real estate agent.
And Cody says something benign like yeah, like if you
don't want to work, then you shouldn't have to work,
or if you want to work, work yeah, and then
Christine gets upset.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
It was kind of weird. It seemed like they edited
some of this out too, like it was kind of
chopped up together because then Cody says something like you're
making drama out of nothing, right, and she's like, we'll
forget about how I feel. And it's like this whole thing,
and I'm like, what really happened there? Because I think
this scene is like indicative of their larger issue, which
is that Cody just doesn't fucking like Christine at all
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and doesn't care about her feeling.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
And she's hard to be around and she's always bitching
and she always wants more well.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
And but that also might be a symptom of the
fact that Cody just doesn't give a fuck about her.
Like when you're with somebody who doesn't care and like
never is involved in your life and treats you like
the basement wife because you are the basement wife.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's like, give him a chance to care, like make
it a nice place to be, Like he doesn't biting
the entire time and he doesn't care, but like what
does he care about? Then? What are interests? I don't know,
Like I feel like that's my inner misogyny coming out
or something like how can we like make Cody happy?
It's not that it's just Christine piped out Yeah, very negative.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
And what you're doing is just bitching and he's just
lying on the bed. He seems tired. You got your baby,
couldn't you talk about something else? Sure, you guys can connect. Yeah,
but she has him for like one night a week.
She's got a lot feelings in that airy's body. Yep.
She wants to off gas, and so she just starts
going off and it's too much for him. And I
can see it's too much for him.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yep, and that's the problem. Like she doesn't get to
have him the rest of the week, and so the
one evening she gets to have him. And we know
now from season nineteen and everything, he came over at
five pm and then left at seven am the next day,
so it's not like she had a lot of time
with him, right. He comes over already tired because he's
been banging Robin all day, and so now he has
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to deal with Christine who's just like totally.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Emotionally starved, way too much.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, she's a lot because she doesn't get anything from him.
That's my opinion on it. Like I get Christine's annoying.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Because she is.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She really is so annoying to me. And I have
sympathy for her and empathy for her, and I literally
hate Cody Brown. Yeah, but like in these earlier years,
I can see him. I can look at his face,
I can see him trying to keep it together. Obviously
he's so in love with Robins. Yeah, he loves everything
about Robin. Robin is the only one who gets a
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date out of all these wives, the other wives. When
we're a day in the life of the other Wives,
it's like going to the gym, going for a jog
with our kids. Yeah, Like Garrison's beating the shit out
of Gabe and then we go to Robin and it's
like all good things. Plus she gets a date and
a date. Yeah, Cod But like I feel like he's
(31:24):
he's still at this point believing in the vision of
the family, and I just I don't know, I think
he is for the show. Everybody's annoying. Everyone is annoying, exception.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, And honestly, let me just say, Cody on Christine's
bedding decorations are, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
My god, the red.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's awful.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
This sexy red boudoir that.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Never gets sexy time, never ever, once a year on
her birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's embarrassing. And then we go over to Robin's house.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
We start with King Saul sleeping in Cody and Robin's
bed and the purple sheets of Royalty. Aurora's being a
little twat.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I mean, she's being loud, but I mean she's a kid,
she's a tweet.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I know, she's being annoying playing piano while Saul is
trying to sleep.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
We kind of see Robin come.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Out a little bit telling Aurora to shut the fuck
up a little and so it's kind of interesting because
she's playing this off for the camera, but I feel
like Robin is like militant.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
At home probably.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
And then we have Mona coming over to talk to
the entire family about the fact that the houses are
gonna get delayed, and I like Mona here because she's
calling everybody out. She calls Mary out for going to
the site multiple times a fucking day.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, I have to scrap books, so I want to
take pictures of every day, everything that's happening each day,
because this is my forever home. Meanwhile, five years later, yep,
you're moving to Flagstaff.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They can't recer the financing yet, Moore, Yeah, bullshit. And
then she calls Robin out for not getting her debt
paperwork figured out.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Robin is just sitting there quiet because she knows she's
a albatros. She's she knows she's an anvil around the
neck of this family. She brought so much debt into
this family. They had to pay off this debt. Sounds
like Robin is on the phone every single day trying
to mediate her debt.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No, she ain't.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well, she's supposed to, because Mona's telling her like, are
you talking to these collectors? Are you like asking them
to forgive this or what are you doing? You got
to do it every single day. You got to do
it in writing. And Robin's like, okay, I will. No,
then she's not.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
She's not doing shit, dude, except for going on a
repelling date with Cloning. Right. It's wild and so oh.
Before this though, we have a conversation with Janelle and
Robin after the whole Mona talk. Oh okay, yeah, And
Janelle comes to Robin is like, yeah, you know what,
I'm sorry for being harsh the other day. You know what,
I had an epiphany? Did she I should be more
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involved in my sisters classed?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Do you think she had an epiphany?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What do you think happened.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I think she's thinking, I gotta make money, so I'm
gonna try and do this.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh, I think she's thinking. I think Cody talks to her.
I think she's thinking she's got to do this because
Cody berated her. Because remember the first time everybody sat
down and Robin was so unhappy and calling out Janelle
about my sister wife's closet. They asked what Cody needed
to do, what his role should be, and Robin said,
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just support what we're doing. Yeah, support me, advocate for
me with these bitches. That's what I felt like she
was saying. So I think after that first meeting from
this episode, Robin and Cody had some kind of a
conversation in which she said, you better get Janelle in
order she's to be a part of this in order
for it to work. That's how you can help, bitch.
(34:39):
And so then Cody runs and talks to Janelle and says,
you got to do something. You have to be a
part of this. And then we have the scene where
Janelle comes cap in hand over to Robin and says
she has an epiphany and oh my god, yeah, I'm
making plus size Mormon modest clothing sounds so perfect. The
business ideas out of these people are the worst.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They are the worst.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
But like, you know what, though clothing would have been fine,
like they could have totally made but like Mormon modest
clothing for everybody. I feel like people would have bought
that stuff, especially with their sister Wives logo and everything like.
It probably would have been better than this stupid, ugly jewelry.
But does Janelle actually make plus size clothing because I
don't remember my sister ized closet selling any of that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I certainly wasn't like present during these seasons when they
were airing.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I was ten, but in.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Red okay, bitch, but in retrospect, like having looked back
at all, like the reddits and the rewinds, I don't
think I ever saw any clothing like this, But it
sounds like it's a line of clothing that they had
discussed plus size Holy Line, plus size Stretch Mark Line.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Oh my god, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
So she's like, oh my god, I'm so excited about
it now, and I think I need to absolutely engage.
But I wanted to be powered by women. Yeah, I
don't think we should ask Cody to do anything. I
don't think Cody wants to do anything. That's because Cody
talked to Janelle and said, would you just tell Robin
I don't want to I don't want to be a
part of this at all.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I mean he really shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No nobody needs Cody for And so Janelle tells Robin like,
I think it should just be women empowered by women.
I think we can do this, And Robin is so happy.
She is ecstatic, smiling from joh to John.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Daddy's on fuld of day.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Sorry, he's brimming.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh my god. But then Robin also asks Janelle, Okay,
now that you're on board and Mary's on board, how
the fuck do I get Christine's bitch ass to be
on board with this dumb business? And Janelle's like, don't
fucking invite her to any of the boring shit. Let
her be a loud mouth, crazy person, let her sell things,
Invite her to the fun stuff, and she'll be on board.
But like, don't make her go to the meetings, don't
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make her do any of the business shit.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
She'll get bored.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, if she feels like it's a chore, she's not
going to do it. Equals Christine doesn't do the hard things.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
She does well, but I mean she does do the
hard things.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
She has raised the children. Yeah, that's all terms of
like business endeavors and this like multiple streams of income
that they seem to be into. Like Christine's not about it.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Which is kind of interesting because flash forward to now,
she's talking about how she's always wanted to be a
boss woman, she's always wanted.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
To be making her own money.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
She always wanted to be independent and do all these
things and the family wouldn't let her.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So well, maybe what is it in subsequent seasons, Maybe
she's going to come to the Mormon conference table and
present her ideas, but like as of right now, I'm
not seeing any she doesn't want to do it, nor
like a desire to work hard for these businesses.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Well, and I mean, to be honest, I wouldn't want
to work hard for this business at all.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Just despite Robin straight out as they hate Robin.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Maybe that's why she's doing that, just because she's stealing means,
maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Why she's doing that because Christine is still the basement
why energetically and actually and so Robin is now in
the process of being elevated. Yeah, as the ascendant as
the pre eminent wife. So absolutely, I'm gonna fuck your
shit up. I'm gonna sabotage you.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I kind of love that, honestly, me too.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I know it's hell a petty, but I would do
the tag team Christie yep. And then we have Robin
and Cody's stupid date where they go repelling.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
And I can't just say, what.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
This poor guy who takes him out to some whatever
to go mind do some mountain faces and stuff. But like, immediately, yep,
we have to launch into I'm a polygament. I'm a
martyr for the cause, and it's hard being me, and
I'm like, not everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Wants to hear about it, No, nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Everybody needs to have the fucking dissertation on Mormonism and
polygamy from you.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yep. But we're gonna have so much of that in
these earlier seasons because that was like their whole brand
was that they were the martyrs. They escaped U Tah,
they escape the law and everything so they could live
their beautiful polygamous life that just completely is.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Ruined in ten years. Well, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
And then we have Robin talking about their date and
she's like, you know, there's a part of me that
worries a little bit once we get into these homes
that me and Cody are going to lose out on
our focus time and then we're going to have to
establish rules and boundaries and figure out a balance with
everybody making sure they got their time.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I thought that was really.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Interesting she brings that up that she's worried about losing
out on her focus time, as if she's not getting
all the focused time right now right.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
And this is the segment, not during the date, but
like when we're spending the day with Robin, this is
the time where she talks about how she and her
kids have never had it this goodm h. And so
they're actually pretty happy. And she's wondering what it's actually
going to be like when she has to integrate into
the family, because she acknowledges that we've like only semi integrated. Yeah,
(40:02):
and so who knows what it's actually going to look
like when we have to all share a call to
sac and be around each other. Like, how's that going
to impact me? Though? Because I'm the main character. But
she's definitely worried about how Cody's going to be showing
up in their relationship once he has proximity to the
rest of his families. Yeah, which is interesting because they
led us to believe early on and throughout that she
(40:24):
just wanted to facilitate that. Uh huh, I'm just here
to be a part of that. That's all they really wants.
Sit in my rocking chair on my porge with my sister.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Wal I know.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
But here she is worried about her focus time and
she talks about this date, like how they don't go
on dates very often. She's like, this is my first
date without King Solomon, Like I don't know, three times
this year or something like that. She had three dates
without Solomon this year, in addition to other dates that
she's taken Solomon on. Right, Like, you're dating Cody a lot.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I don't think any of these other You think Christine's
going out on dates absolutely finding absolutely truly in the
high chair, No, she's not. Do you think Janelle even
wants to go on a date with Cody? Mary would
love to and she has to go to Mexico. Yeah,
the anniversary they did go to that fancy restaurant or
whatever in Utah, But like, none of these women go
(41:19):
on dates. It's just Robin, it is Christine wants to
stick it to her.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Of course I would do this. Bitches sitting there making
out with Cody watching the sunset in the.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Mouth, but he needs to see that.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
No, absolutely not now.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
And then we have Mary's Day and it.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Starts about it.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I kind of zoned out at this point because it
starts with Mary waking up Leon at fucking four twenty
in the morning to go running outside because Leon wants
to run.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Leon ain't ever happy about anything. You notice that about Leon.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Leon's always got an attitude. Yep. Yeah, So they go
running four to twenty in the morning because they do
the before Leon's seminary class, which is also before school,
which is just crazy. If I was that age, dude,
you couldn't even get me up to go to school,
like I was a bitch, Like, don't talk.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
To Leon had a vision.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
I know. Leon was on a trajectory, wanted to be
a doctor and wanted to live plural marriage.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Oh how the turns have tabled.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
It's kind of funny, Yah, watching these earlier seasons, I'm like, damn,
I wonder if they watch themselves on these earlier seasons,
and like cringe because I would.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I definitely would, gosh.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
And then we have Cody coming over, I guess briefly
for like the morning coffee or something.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
And they're talking about how the time that they spend
together at Mary's rental is actually super beneficial for their
er because they get to be alone. And Cody's like, yeah,
we get to focus on the fun things. I'm like,
what fun things? They no fun thing, very no, six tough,
there's nothing fun that's happening between them. It's really awkward.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
It is very awkward.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Hearing them talk about their own relationship at this point.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Well, and they do mention that prior to going to Vegas,
they were in a rough time, like they were actually struggling,
and now they're kind of on the up and up
a little bit, and that it's been really nice to
have this time together and they've been working on their relationship,
which I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Believe at all.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, press x to doubt yep.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
And I think Cody's comment about focusing on the fun
things was Lokia dig because he's called Mary boring in
these current seasons. Oh okay, yeah, so I'm like, okay,
you don't think she's fun?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
You don't think she's exciting.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
You think she's mean. At this point, you melted down
her ring. Yes, you don't give a fuck about Mary.
And that's why she's the last segment.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, because and there's nothing going on. No, he's walking
into the house and Christmas has exploded in the living
room and they're all decorating and stuff, and it just
feels like he's very out of place there. But she's
so grateful for his presence and so ingratiating. Yeah, it's like, oh, God, Mary,
you should have been gone season six.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
You should have been god season on one hundred Bird.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I feel bad for you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
And then we have the whole family going to look
at the houses again and they're worried about if they're
gonna make it in before Christmas, and I just feel
like this is gonna be the next several episodes. Yes,
just worrying and getting down to the wire. I think
they do get down to the wire, like they sign
the paperwork and stuff in December, and that's why Mary
doesn't get in before Christmas, because I think hers is
(44:32):
like right before, like they signed paperwork on like the
twenty first or something, and it's like a weekend and
so that's why she can't get in and then she
cries about it.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I love that, you know what. I literally can't wait
for that.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
I can't wait to rose Mary for it because it's
gonna be her fault. Yeah, because the preview. Let's get
to the preview.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
For next week's episode, Mary has a fucking issue with
her house again, like it's another problem. It's probably gonna
be something super mundane and stupid. And then we have
the Leon going on a college tour in Salt.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Lake City and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
We have Michelti getting accepted into a college program because
she's in high school.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
She's gone through some.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Smart kid program or something. She's talking to college boys,
and Christine thinks she's got a problem on her hands
with mckelt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Well, I'm just trying to think back, because I think
I picked up with Sister Wives around the time that
McKelty was in Saint George working at the pawn shop,
and that's around the time she met too many tacos Tony,
oh God, and they started dating. Then immediately they got engaged.
And I don't know what season that would be, but
I think it coincides around the Catfish time. But like
(45:46):
I did, I wasn't under the impression at that point
that McKelty had actually gone to college. Yeah, so I'm
wondering if she actually goes.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I mean, she's in this high school program through college,
which is something where like you can get I think
this is the program she's in where you can get
like your associate's degree right when you graduate high school,
like for doing all.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
These extra classes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Okay, And then the last thing in the preview is
again the family is changing because there's still these rentals
and they're all separate, and nobody's hanging out with each
other and nobody loves each other. Yeah, and shit's getting
hard and it's kind of sad to see because they
really fucked this family up by doing this move to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
In my opinion, Yeah, I think they had it all
in the high It was just the problem of trying
to integrate Robin into the family. And I wonder if
the issue was Robin really never wanted to integrate in
the way that they lived like that she wanted to
hold herself separate and still benefit from the largess and
(46:52):
the resources of the family. Yeah, like I just after
six seasons, I don't really get the impression, even though
she said it over and over that I just want
to be a part of this family. Like, I don't
get the impression that she actually ever wanted to be
integrated into it in the way that they lived it.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
No, no way. And I mean even in this episode
she was talking about how they all live very independent lives,
like even though they're all married to the same man
and they're one big family, they all live independently of
each other. And I'm like, that's not healthy. If this,
if this whole polygamy thing is all about the big
marriage and all of the kids and the whole family together,
(47:29):
but you're all living as like separate families and separate
wives and separate everything. It's like it's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But remember that's how Robin lived polygamy with her mother
and uncle Daddy Paul. Yep. That's how she experienced it.
And so maybe that was her expectation yep. And she
wanted to get the best for herself because maybe she
wanted the best for her mother and her mother didn't
have it. I don't know, I grew knows.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
It's pretty cool. Watching these earlier seasons, so I really
enjoy these.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yes, me too. I hope you guys are WI with
us now sidebar PSA. I do want to address some
of the comments about our wigs, oh, because apparently Beatrice
has been gutting some dms from people inquiring why wigs. Yeah,
and then there's some comments every now and again, specifically
(48:19):
geared towards me about how I'm always fucking.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
With way too though.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I've had people then constantly adjusting my wig. Plus somebody
said like, would you brush out your wig like your
wig is so disreputable like this, I mean, please get
a new wig. No, first and foremost, I will never
get another wig. I the more ratty my wig gats,
the more comfortable in my skin. I feel we.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Should add trash into it.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We should like a beer cat, fucking raccoon comeing out
this side of my wig. I do fiddle with it.
I'm a very ticky person generally, like I gotta be
moving my hands and stuff like that. But the wigs
are staying.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, we're not getting rid of them.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
And the reason I have to adjust my wig all
the time is because in real life I have very
long hair. Yeah, long she wants to urious long, bitch,
it's I've got to tie it up, and there's this
big weight in the back of my head hood. It's
constantly making my wig slip, and so I just I'm
(49:17):
always fucking with it and I'm sorry. I'm gonna try
and stop doing that. Yeah, but that's my comment on
our wigs. Do you have any comments about it?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Well, the reason why I keep fiddling with my wig
is because I'm actually bald under here, and so it's
weird to feel like I have hair. Yeah, because I
don't really.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Always touch it.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I always wanted to touch it.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, yeah, bald, And I don't want you guys to see.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
You've got a perfect head for baldness. You should show them.
I should about it. So I just wanted to share
that because you know, some of you guys have been
inquiring and we haven't really answered your pressing questions, but
now we have, so stf you. So is there anything
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Speaker 2 (50:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
We will be back later this week to have conversations
about sister wives, because it's all we ever think about,
it's all we ever talked about. Please make sure to
come back for that, but until then, please do not
forget that we have nothing but love for you, and
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