May 30, 2025 • 32 mins
Can these people be anymore revolting? And what is so special about Taya? Why does she get everything she wants? These people are the worst!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Caringe. I'm one of
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(00:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:21):
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all Right, any takeaways the Lovely Beatrice, What did you
(01:43):
walk away from this latest episode? Oh, by the way,
we're a week behind, so we are going to be
talking about episode four. But like, when you walked away
from episode four after spending an hour of your life
watching it, what were your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I guess my takeaway isn't necessarily about the show itself,
but about TLC because I feel like TLC shows used
to be so much better back in the day.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's to be so fun. They used to be so crazy, original.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Original, and like weird, like showing these crazy families and
crazy people around the world that we share the planet with.
And it used to be it used to feel more
authentic and less produced. I mean, there was still some
like production elements on it, but I just felt like
TLC shows used to be so much cooler. Like, I
(02:30):
don't know, it seems like all of these shows are
kind of going downhill, Like ninety Day Fiance has gone
downhill for me a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The same every single time.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And there's so many other iterations of it, and Pillow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's just a pipeline for only famis.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And then you have Seeking Brother Husband that was just
absolute trash, but not even good.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was a good premise, Like we were so excited.
Same with Polly Family. Yeah, we're so excited because you've
got a woman who's got multiple men. Were like, we're
flipping up that script.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And it was all a lie.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It was all a lie. It's not genuine. These aren't
like real organic family structures with people who are going
through things, Like everything is so produced for a storyline.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, and then poly Family it's like allegedly they're not
even a closed quad, like they have other people that
they're dating and sucking I guess, and they're just like
there's a lot of drama with Sean that we're not
talking about. That's all alleged. That's like really bad allegedly,
And I just like don't get why we're just glossing
(03:32):
over it. And we have these fake storylines where Sean's
fake concerned about paternity and Tyler pretends like he cares
more about sex than anything else. I'm just like I
hate all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, these are just opportunities lost time, and time. Again,
it's not like they didn't ever have the formula, because
you've got shows like John and A plus Kate, right,
and you know that was produced in such a way
so as to be extremely boring, but at the same time,
it was real layers and the levels of toxicity were
absolutely present and as if you or you could pick
(04:05):
up on that. And then of course you have The Duggers, right,
which I never watched, but oh it was crazy. Here
you tell it, it was crazy. But then what about
Gypsy Sisters?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that was crazy too, which we've.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Also covered some of that on our Patreon and I
understand that I think a lot of people consider the
word gypsy to be a slur. So the just saying
the title is the show is the title of the show.
But like they're there romani and it was crazy though
when I tell you, I mean, yes, it's produced because
they're going from location to location and they're having different events,
so there's production involved. But like the trash is on
(04:36):
display authentically in that family, And like, are you telling
me you couldn't find a polyamorous triad or quad or
whatever you call this? Ye degeneracy? Sorry, I realize I
don't care. I'm sorry, but like you couldn't find a
grouping of people like with actual organic issues and authentic
(04:56):
problems that we couldn't have looked at, Yeah, like more
holistically than this crap.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's that's the thing. It's like it feels like TLC
tries to manufacture like what the old TLC shows used
to have, just like naturally because maybe they can't find people.
But I'm just like I have a hard time believing
that you can't find some crazy people because there's a
lot of crazy people in this world.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go to a different country, you do that with ninety
day Say I go to Tonga or something, I don't
find somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, And that's the thing with like ninety Day Fiance
is like it's still a good premise, but then you
have all these other spinoffs, so it's just a way
for people to go from one spinoff to the next
spinoff to promote their only fans and get a bunch
of plastic surgery and it's just fake. And that's the
same thing with Polly Family. It's like it would be
more interesting if it wasn't a closed quad, but they're
trying to portray themselves as.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This wholesome family.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
We're just like everybody else, like we're actually really good people.
When we find out very quickly because of the Internet
that they're actually not good people.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They're terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They're actually really awful, and they actually just care about
And that's pretty obvious in this episode this week that
I'm just like, that's all you care about. This is
a whole arrangement. Is just so y'all can suck.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well and you switch over to like Bravo for example. Yeah,
and you've got some of these Real Housewives franchises that
are absolutely dying, and that's because you've got cast members
who have been present in the franchises for too fucking long,
and they're self producing, and they're meeting before the season
so they can discuss what storylines are going to have.
(06:28):
So it's not authentic. People don't like it. And so
these franchises are dying, like Rony and also New Jersey
and Beverly Hill should be retired. Yeah, But then you
have something like The Valley, which is like lightning in
a bottle. Like the first season of The Valley, You've
got people who have been on other shows and so
they know how to have a storyline they know how
to produce themselves, but for whatever reason, they are more gritty,
(06:51):
they are more raw, they are more open showing their
lives and it is awesome. And did you know that
for Valley season two the ratings are way down? Really,
the rating weird way down. For example, Sister Wives, we
were talking about it in the after show this week.
For Sister Wives, the per week viewership was at about
like eight hundred thousand or seven hundred thousand. The Valley,
(07:13):
it's like three hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That is infinitely better. It is, so there is so
much going on. By the way, we're going to be
covering it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
On Padrio in June.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, look, you definitely want to check out for that.
But so it's weird, like on Bravo, like you've got
some shows that are failing, and then you've got some
shows that are really awesome. Yeah TLC, I mean, same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, but it feels like a lot of people still
like the classic ninety day fiances and stuff like that.
And don't get me wrong, I used to be a
huge stand for that shit. I loved ninety day Fiance,
but I just can't even bring myself to watch two
hours of an episode and it's like every week you're
in the same scene.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Why is it got to be two hours?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's like it's so long.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't got a live No, for real, I got
you to do. I have a man cocktails.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't want to sit there watch two hours if
the same thing over and over again. It's the same
thing with Polly Family. It's like I'm watching this episode
and it feels like seventeen hours.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's really a slog.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
There's nothing that's going on here, and I know it's
all fake, and I know it's just a script that
they're following to try and get views. And I'm like,
it would be so much more interesting if you just
portrayed your real lives. Ye're probably very messy.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Just turn on the cameras and go to these weird
people's house, I know, and watch their kids and watch
what they do and then follow them around. I mean,
something's gonna happen. It's gonna be great. Yeah, I don't
have to get force content. It's truly terrible, and we
will get into the recap, but let me just say
I agree with your takeaway. Thanks. I'm getting exhausted by
all of this. My major takeaway was just you yeah,
(08:55):
ew period gross. I know not and I said it
last time, and I know I've been saying it a lot,
but youw unsexy nobody here. It's not like you have
to be physically attractive. That's not what I'm saying. Like
all of you act unsexy. Your personalities are unsexy. There's
nothing about you that is attractive. And I don't even
(09:15):
mean sexually. I don't want it. If I met you
in person, I wouldn't want to know you. You're creepy
and weird. It's not entertaining for me to watch a
bunch of creepos and some abused woman and some questionable
activities around kids. It's not entertainting for me to sit
there and watch this when I find you all to
be deeply repugnant, Like there's nothing redeemable about any of you.
(09:38):
That's like, maybe there'd be something redeemable about you, Alicia,
because obviously you have lost your way on the planet hood.
You forgot that you're a whole ass person with agency
over your body and your life, and you've just subjected
yourself to these shenanigans and this choicanery. And I feel
for you. But like as we have said before, you're
also a mom. You ought to be taking care of
(09:59):
your kids. And just because your husband wants to bang
all the time doesn't mean you have to put up
with this awful situation. Ew All of you are ill
for real.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Alicia needs to actually worthy up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yes, if anybody needs to worry up, it's her.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yep. I'm so sick of Taya. Every week it's something
she Haya gets the date, it's Taya's birthday. Let's go
see having. I don't like you, Taya.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I don't like her.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I think you're a demon. You're giving legion, you're giving
manifesting demons and devils and pentagrams. You're giving ill. I
rebuke you in the name of Jreseah. So that was
my takeaway.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I agree with your takeaway.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, let's get into our recap of poly Family season one,
episode four, entitled.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh My quad.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Dues So damn.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We start off because I guess we're filming in December.
So we're at some like local community Santa or something.
Sean is big and red bill ol'd reds gross.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's a tomato, man, it's a humped it. Humpty dumpty.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
He's a large the Humpty Dance, large tomato walking around there,
and it's just mad. He's mad at Tyler. There's still
tension between him and Tyler because Tyler spilled the beans
about the paternity allegedly.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Which he didn't do, because Sean had to take it
upon himself to actually google about blood types to learn
that it's probably Tyler's kid, but Sean takes no ownership,
but he's still mad about it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
He is still mad about it. And then he says
that Tyler could sue him for paternity or sue.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I hope custody by a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And Sean or Tyler could take away Tyler's kids away
from Sean.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I hope you do. I hope somebody takes these children
away from Sean. Yeah, because allegend, in my opinion, Sean's
a predator, allegedly in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
So yeah, and then we have some awkward family photos
around the awkward Santa who's just sitting there gone limp,
with these chubby people kissing each other on the photos.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Meanwhile, the ones that aren't in the photos are telling
everybody else standing around waiting to get their photo with
Santa that they're polygamus, were an oppressed community.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, people don't.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sorry, polyamoros 're in a press community. That's my boyfriend.
And what do you think it's weird or something? Yes,
oh my god, new slash.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Everyone thinks it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I mean I would just spray them with lysol. I'm
take it out of my bag.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And just go be gone for real. I mean I
have kind of a hot take about that. Shall we
save it for should we do it uncensored?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, let's do that just a little uncensored brief. Well,
we are back from our uncensored portion of this video
where Beatrice went off on quite a diatribe, but only
and it is very entertaining. But where were we were
with the sand dejected Santa. Yeah, with members of the
Polycule telling people how oppressed they are because they're polyamorous
and they're Heatonus and they want everything that they can
(13:00):
get their hands on and they get it. Yeah, but
they're oppressed. And the thing that was interesting to me
about this Beeldrums was Sean And I don't know if
it happened at the Santa store or whether it happened
back at the farm, but Sean was saying something like,
you know, it's just really awesome being able to have
these holidays with our children and with a big family. Yeah, like,
(13:24):
this is the first time we've ever really had this
and it's so special. And I'm just like Sean, Sean,
allegedly you have like six other kids, my guy. Yeah,
and you've had two other marriages allegedly. In my opinion,
and from what I've heard, Sean, you abandoned those people
kids that you had tattooed onto your arms and then
(13:45):
covered with dumbass lion tattoos. Sean, you had whole ass families.
I presume you spent the holidays with them. Sean, did
you think the internet wouldn't know? We think the internet
wouldn't take one look at you and dig up every
bit of information on you. We did, and we know Yep.
I mean buying your bullshit about Santa Claus shod.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Also crimea River. I'm just like, yeah, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Stop fuck you again.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Stop acting like you're this wholesome fucking family when you
hate Tyler yep. And everybody hates.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Alicia, everybody hates poor Alicia. But how can you feel
bad for Alicia when she puts up with that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
She's complicit in it. And then we have like a
discussion about parental rights because they're all pretending like they're
worried about like what would happen if one or more
of them die, and like how the kids would be
divided up, and like who would get custody, And so
they're like, well, maybe we could do the third party adoption,
Maybe we should meet up with an attorney. And so
(14:41):
then they go and meet up with an attorney to
talk about what they could do to four of these
parents get parental rights right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Because like bigamy and polygamy is the crime. You can't
have multiple husbands and wives. You just can't do it
any that thate of America, and there's just no protection
and it's not even for stepparents. I don't think there's
not They do.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Have legal rights step parents sometimes when.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Where I don't know, maybe just because ignorance is yeah,
maybe that's true, but like none of you are actual
step parents legally, so there are no protections for you.
And I don't care about this scene whatsoever. But what
I found to be rich was how Alicia was just like, well,
I just don't accept that I'm going to get a
second opinion and maybe we'll just have to change the laws.
(15:26):
How about you just take care of your husband and
your children and get these creepos out of your house
before you try changing the laws around polyamory. Alicia, you preposterous,
hallucinatory a whole.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Even then, I'm just like, write a will. Write a
will that says if me and Tyler die, then my
kids will go to Sean and Taya.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is that actionable and enforceable?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think so. If it's in a will, it's like
my dying wish and when I sign off my paternity, right,
I don't know, but I'm just like, you could technically
have a will that says it's like this is where
my kids go to hear or they go to here
or whatever. Like I don't think.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It's like it's a storyline. Yeah, exactly, it's like drama
for content that is not a real issue. Like everybody
knows they're so oppressed. You can't have multiple married partnerspressed.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh my god, what are we gonna do for to
change the walls?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Like when Cody Brown went, yeah, went on the thousand
Polygamist Man March in Utah or whatever, that's exactly what
this is. Change the laws.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm just like, okay, and you know what, in organ
you probably will be able to do that, but like
I also don't care. Maybe you should have thought about
that before you joined into this quad and had a
bunch of babies and had a bunch of babies.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Tell me you didn't think about that before you had
Now it's a crisis now after having three children within
the quad cube, after like six years.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Now you were to care about it, right, God, Okay,
Now we care about the kids is well being. After
we brought in Sean the predator allegedly.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Who you all ready you know left all his other
kids in my opinion, allegedly, so you know he's gonna
leave your kids too.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But now we care, Okay, we're so concerned and oppressed,
I know, for real. And then we go out to
Mexican food with Taya's family because it's always about Taya.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Why do I have to see her family? I know
her family is weird looking, all of you are odd.
Did you see what who Taya's brother?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh you know what you sent me?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You sent me, but you didn't respond. Don't know if
you saw it?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, you were like Taya's brother looks like Sean. He's
like what, And so I had to go look at
the episode again and I'm like, you're.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Right, Well, he's redheaded and he's not bald, but like
hes bit of the Humpty dance going on over there.
But I thought, I don't know what you all think,
but he seems to me like he looks a lot
like Sean. So maybe Taya has a type boo that
her dad was a little weird dad gave gave us.
(18:00):
Her dad is just like, I totally accept you and
whatever I can do for you and your oppressed family,
I've got your back. And then Alicia, with her lashes,
starts crying at the end of the table because nobody's
paying attention to her and she like wants somebody to
look at her and acknowledge her existence on the planet.
She's like, I just work.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I know my dad loved and would accept my family.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But my dad said that he would never accept Sean
and dea good good because they're fucking weird like a
reasonable person and they're gross. You can see a predator
a legend.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Siris trying to catch a predator like Crimey River. But
there is kind of an interesting discussion that they get into.
It looks like in the preview about Alicia's dad. We'll
talk about it later, but after dinner was Taya's weird family.
Then we come back home and we start having Taya
FaceTime this girl named Lex who were pretending isn't actually
(18:59):
Tea's real life old friend because allegedly according to Reddit,
they're not a closed quad. And Taya's out here Dayton
and sucking a bunch of other people. And I think
some of the others are dating and sucking other people too,
but it seems like Tao is the one that is
spearheading all of this. But she's facetiming her friend lexm
that she wishes she could date, but they're closed quads,
(19:19):
so she's gonna have to like talk to them about
it because she wishes she could date Lex but she can't,
but she facetimes her every single day, right, don't know?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We can see the storyline coming. Yeah, the storyline is
that it's going to cause conflict. You're going to open
up the This is a closed quad for a reason, Tayo,
because you want it, We're gonna do it because we
do everything Tayo wants yeah, because she's a bully and
I swear to God and I don't mean to say this,
and if we could uncensor this, that would be great.
Okay from Uncensored. Sorry, sorry for all that. Oh by
(19:54):
the way, if you want to get all the uncensored
gets once again, you've got to go to Patriot Slash
Reality TV quick. Yeah. Anyway, where were we?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, then after Taya facetimes her not girlfriend lex, then
we have like Sean saying, you know what, we got
to bring back intimacy again because I'm not getting any
and we need to bring back dates and I want
to do one on one date. So let's draw names,
yeah and long and behold, Tyler draws his name, so
(20:24):
then I think he draws.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, they do rock paper, sister Sean, Tyler wins and
then he gets They draw a name out of a
hat or whatever, which is and what a shock. Every
single piece of paper says the name Taya. So he
pulls a piece of paper. It's Tayo's You're gonna go
on a special date. And you know what, Taya really
(20:47):
deserves that she does because she pushed a whole lot
of baby her or c sex out of her belly
and stuff, and like she deserves a break today. We
already know it was always going to be. There's no
way poor Alicia gets taken away to Depot Bay or
how do you say, deep deep obe Depot Bay to
have a romance, to get away with Tyler who despises her.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
God, I know it's gotta be Taya and Tyler, and
Tyler is so excited. Did you see him wearing those
gray sweatpants with no underwear?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, you could see his whole slung the anything there.
I mean, in my opinion, no, but some people were
looking at it on Reddit and being like, oh my god,
you go.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Vagina.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
No, some big old balls though. Yeah. Anyway, Tyler is
so excited to take Taya out to Depot Bay for
an overnight date, because it's not she doesn't just get
a regular smegular date. She gets an overnight date.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, but keep in mind that Taya has just had
a child.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
She was literally just cleared for intimacy for sexual business. Yeah, yeah,
she was just clear for it. So it's been what
six or eight weeks? I don't know what it is
for a c section, but I know that she's nursing.
I know that she's up every night taking care of
that child. I can garon tee you. She doesn't want
to crack it open for good old Tyler. Maybe she
(22:14):
does well as we see, she actually doesn't really want to,
or she's pretending that she doesn't want to. But that
does seem to be all Tyler cares about. Oh, this
is the mother of your child. Yeah, she's just gone
through this traumatic surgical event. She's still trying to process,
she's still got all these hormones, and all you can
think about is banging her well.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
And like Tana says something like her and Tyler connect
the best intimately, like and she she said she doesn't
know how to connect with him in any other way
besides intimacy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That is wild and like that's crazy too. So you're
not friends, you don't have shirt in muni case, you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Don't play video games together, like, you don't do anything
else but fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, red flag huge rates of problem.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And Tyler doesn't care. No, all he cares about is
getting his pencil.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wey, He's willing to sacrifice his wife and all of
his kids if he can continue to have this sexual
relationship with.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So that's I think Taya is like taking it as
like a night away from all of the kids because
she doesn't want to deal with it. So she's like, sweet,
let's go to deep Obey. So they drive two hours
to deep Obey, stay in a nice little airbnb, and
Tyler immediately starts.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Put rose petals, getting out his edible paints.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Which I'm just like disgusted by.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm just like, yeah, why, I don't know. I just like,
what is disgusting to you about that? In particular?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think it's not the paint, it's the fact that
he just like has it brazenly out on the h
I'm like, what happened to like shame?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Like, like God, I just maybe I'm old, you're not
too modest twenty eight, But I'm just like, I keep
that shit private because I was like, I'm not about
to like parade my sex life around for everybody. But
he's just got the edible paints all out ready, he's
got a blindfold, he's putting antea. It's a trying TiSER,
but she's like no, Yeah, she pretends like she's uncomfortable.
(24:16):
She goes and cries in the bathroom because She's like,
She's like, I'm I feeling sexy because I'm postparted, which
I'm like, yeah, I can see that. I can. You
just had a baby and like your body is still
adjusting and getting back to normal. I get it totally,
but I think it's all fake m because she goes
and cries in the bathroom. Tyler's like, there's no pressure,
I promise. Then they go stuff marshmallows in their mouth,
(24:39):
and then they go in the bedroom and they go
fucking She's not actually uncomfortable. They go in fun or she.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Is, and she's just doing it because that's what Tyler
really wants and that's the only currency she has to
offer him. Either way, it's disgusting and all it's either way,
it's truly disheartening. Yeah, and I don't like watching it.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Then none of this is love no to me. None
of this is actual romance to me, none of this
is true and genuine affection. All of this is just gross.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I know. They all just gross me out. And so
then after their edible peate knight at Deep Obey and
them ruining that beautiful Airbnb room on the coast, they
go drive back, and they tell Tyler no, sorry, They
tell Sean and Alicia about their date because Alicia and
Sean had a horrible night dealing with five kids by themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Right, and Alicia has to take care of the infant
yeah like two months old or whatever, and is up
all night and it should be fat. She's super tired.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Shawn's also super tired and probably cranky. And Tyler and Alicia, Sorry, God,
I keep messing up all their names. Tyler and Taya
walk in all chipper. He has flowers that he bought
for Taya, so she gets a night away. She gets
edible body paine. She gets flowers. Nothing for Alicia, though,
and they kind of like jump around into a conversation
(26:01):
about the overnight date, and like Tyler's like, yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Edible body pain. It was like really awesome and.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Really cool, and like Sean's fine hearing about it because
he's a cook, And Alicia gets uncomfortable because immediately one
of her boundaries she said it before, she doesn't want
to hear about anybody's sex life, and she even elaborates
because her and Sean's sex life is suffering lately. Wonder why,
because who wants to fuck Sean. Well.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
She also says that when the guys go to her
room when it's her night, that's their opportunity to sleep
because when they're with Taya, the baby is there. So
both men visit Alicia to sleep and not touch her.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And like mess with her ear wax and stuff. Yeah,
so Alicia's not kidding any but Tyler wants to say,
like that him and Taya experimented with edible body pain
and it was super awesome, and Alicia gets uncomfortable and
jealous and gets upset by even knowing about it, and
Sean and Tyler and all of them are like, why
(27:00):
do you care, Like we're all fucking like you know,
we're all having sex.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, but to me, that scene felt like they were
a bit bullying, especially Sean, Like Sean was taking the
opportunity knowing that Alicia felt uncomfortable, knowing that this is
a pre existing agreement at least as far as Alicia's
concerned that we don't talk about our sex with other people,
but Sean knows that it just happened, and I think
Sean relishes the opportunity to just poke at her, and
(27:27):
I think Taya does as well. Honestly, She's sitting there
like she doesn't care, but she cares. And I was
just really wondering why Tyler did that, because then we
have the interstitial with both Alicia and Tyler on the couch,
and she's like, can I ask you a question like
why would you do that when you know what my
boundaries are around this, Like I don't want to hear
about your sexual experiences with Taya, like it makes me
(27:50):
very uncomfortable. And Tyler starts sputtering and he's, well, I
mean it was not I said it was intimacy. I
didn't say it was sex. Yeah, I mean just making
excuses for obviously stomping all over the agreement. I do
want to be pedantic and just say, Alicia, you can't
have a boundary that changes somebody's behavior. Your boundary can
(28:12):
only ever change or affect your behavior. And so if
somebody starts talking about something you don't want to hear,
then that means you enforce your boundary by getting up
and leaving. Yeah, you can't make other people live according
to your boundary. But what you did have with Tyler,
your husband, Bend, and the rest of them was an
agreement that in order for me to function in this
(28:32):
terrible arrangement. Yeah, I'm going to need you guys not
to talk about this. That's the way I can be comfortable.
But it sounds like they continue to break that agreement,
and I would be pissed too. But yeah, I wouldn't
be there. It would never put up with any of
these people. I would never deal with them in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Ever. I would have worthied up by now, and I
would have left, and I would have gotten myself a
nice men or a woman or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Suit everybody taking all those babies.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Gone, all custody of all the kids and left all
these other weirdos taken to got edible paid that they
wanted and.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Just lead get into those bank accounts.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But Alicia, for some reason stays, I don't know if
she's got this weird complex where she likes to be
humiliated or what. But I'm just like, girl, I don't
know what you expected, and like it's obvious that everyone
is fucking Taya for some reason, and that she's the
most desirable woman in the house, which isn't saying much.
And I just, I mean, I don't know what you want.
(29:29):
And then we get into a preview and it's like
more of this where Alicia's kind of jealous over Taya,
which I'm just like, why you don't need to be
jealous over her. But then we also have Sean saying
he wants to get his seamen tested because he got
a v sectu meate and he wants to make sure
that his semen is blank so he can't have kids
(29:51):
anymore because him and Taya are fucking a lot. Okay,
I'm just like okay. And he brings up intimacy because
he's like at the doctor's thing and he's like, well,
doesn't matter that I had sex this morning, and Alicia's there,
and she feels upset because like, oh my god, now
I'm hearing more about intimacy and me and Sean are
having sex, so I know that him and Taya are
having sex, and now I'm compared myself to her. Everything's
(30:15):
bad and just everything's bad. And then we have Alicia
saying she wants to get back into contact with her
dad because I guess her dad said, I'll only talk
with you as long as I don't have to deal
with Seawan and Taya, and Seawan and Taya were the ones.
It seems like that told Alicia, don't talk to your
dad anymore because we're a packaged deal. And Alicia feels
(30:36):
conflicted about it because she wants to talk to her dad.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, and she's like, well, well, Sean says something like
if this were anybody else, this wouldn't even be a conversation.
You wouldn't do it. And she's like, yeah, you're right,
it's my dad and that's why. And he's like it
doesn't matter. Yeah, it does matter. It's her dad does matter,
and you should respect that she but you're isolating her yep,
because there's some a boosts going on in this household
and it's not just toward the kids opinion.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And I'm sorry that her dad doesn't like you guys,
but like she can still have her an independent relationship
with her dad without you guys. But whatever, I'm not
in this fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Thank god, thank god. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yikes, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So this is an absolute dumpster heap. We are a
week behind, so maybe there's more stuff that has come out.
We'll get to it next week.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yes we will. We are running, like she said, one
week behind, but we will continue to cover poly family. Yeah,
I mean after today, I was like, why are we
doing this to ourselves? I like, man, but I know
that a lot of people watch us and listen to
our pod just the audio, and that they enjoy our
recaps that they don't have to watch yet. Are you
(31:41):
guys enjoying this though? What are you guys thinking about
the recaps? Do you want us to continue to do them?
Are you enjoying them? Are you watching? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Let us know? Please let us know your feedback.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Beatrice, Is there anything else that we need to say
to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on ada here?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, if you love our podcast, please go your favorite
podcast platform and leave us a glowing five star review
really helps us scrow the pod. Some more people can
join us in the dumpster and we.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Would really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
We will be back next week to continue our sister
wives and poly family coverage. We think, we think if
everybody's still see how Lord let us know what you're thinking.
But until then, please do not forget that we have
nothing but love for you and pease.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh yes,
Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Caringe. I'm one of
your old Jelia and I'm here with my real tight
homegirl and my daughter in law Bear Dry. We are
here to talk Polly Family Baby. This is a show
on tail See that is utter dog shite. It's horrible
(00:27):
and we have a lot of things to say about it.
But before we do, we've got to warn you to
please hid your wife, but had your gears.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Politically in correct podcast. We say a lot of dumb things.
We have no filter like Toby Brown. So if your
sales bye, you might want to find yourself another dumpster.
But if you're ready to eat edible paint off a
(00:56):
couple of large raccoons, oh, welcome to this dumpster.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And if you like what we do over here and
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Speaker 1 (01:21):
Wow it is so fun on Petre It's lit. If
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all Right, any takeaways the Lovely Beatrice, What did you
(01:43):
walk away from this latest episode? Oh, by the way,
we're a week behind, so we are going to be
talking about episode four. But like, when you walked away
from episode four after spending an hour of your life
watching it, what were your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I guess my takeaway isn't necessarily about the show itself,
but about TLC because I feel like TLC shows used
to be so much better back in the day.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's to be so fun. They used to be so crazy, original.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Original, and like weird, like showing these crazy families and
crazy people around the world that we share the planet with.
And it used to be it used to feel more
authentic and less produced. I mean, there was still some
like production elements on it, but I just felt like
TLC shows used to be so much cooler. Like, I
(02:30):
don't know, it seems like all of these shows are
kind of going downhill, Like ninety Day Fiance has gone
downhill for me a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The same every single time.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And there's so many other iterations of it, and Pillow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's just a pipeline for only famis.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And then you have Seeking Brother Husband that was just
absolute trash, but not even good.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was a good premise, Like we were so excited.
Same with Polly Family. Yeah, we're so excited because you've
got a woman who's got multiple men. Were like, we're
flipping up that script.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And it was all a lie.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It was all a lie. It's not genuine. These aren't
like real organic family structures with people who are going
through things, Like everything is so produced for a storyline.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, and then poly Family it's like allegedly they're not
even a closed quad, like they have other people that
they're dating and sucking I guess, and they're just like
there's a lot of drama with Sean that we're not
talking about. That's all alleged. That's like really bad allegedly,
And I just like don't get why we're just glossing
(03:32):
over it. And we have these fake storylines where Sean's
fake concerned about paternity and Tyler pretends like he cares
more about sex than anything else. I'm just like I
hate all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, these are just opportunities lost time, and time. Again,
it's not like they didn't ever have the formula, because
you've got shows like John and A plus Kate, right,
and you know that was produced in such a way
so as to be extremely boring, but at the same time,
it was real layers and the levels of toxicity were
absolutely present and as if you or you could pick
(04:05):
up on that. And then of course you have The Duggers, right,
which I never watched, but oh it was crazy. Here
you tell it, it was crazy. But then what about
Gypsy Sisters?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that was crazy too, which we've.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Also covered some of that on our Patreon and I
understand that I think a lot of people consider the
word gypsy to be a slur. So the just saying
the title is the show is the title of the show.
But like they're there romani and it was crazy though
when I tell you, I mean, yes, it's produced because
they're going from location to location and they're having different events,
so there's production involved. But like the trash is on
(04:36):
display authentically in that family, And like, are you telling
me you couldn't find a polyamorous triad or quad or
whatever you call this? Ye degeneracy? Sorry, I realize I
don't care. I'm sorry, but like you couldn't find a
grouping of people like with actual organic issues and authentic
(04:56):
problems that we couldn't have looked at, Yeah, like more
holistically than this crap.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's that's the thing. It's like it feels like TLC
tries to manufacture like what the old TLC shows used
to have, just like naturally because maybe they can't find people.
But I'm just like I have a hard time believing
that you can't find some crazy people because there's a
lot of crazy people in this world.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go to a different country, you do that with ninety
day Say I go to Tonga or something, I don't
find somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, And that's the thing with like ninety Day Fiance
is like it's still a good premise, but then you
have all these other spinoffs, so it's just a way
for people to go from one spinoff to the next
spinoff to promote their only fans and get a bunch
of plastic surgery and it's just fake. And that's the
same thing with Polly Family. It's like it would be
more interesting if it wasn't a closed quad, but they're
trying to portray themselves as.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This wholesome family.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
We're just like everybody else, like we're actually really good people.
When we find out very quickly because of the Internet
that they're actually not good people.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They're terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They're actually really awful, and they actually just care about
And that's pretty obvious in this episode this week that
I'm just like, that's all you care about. This is
a whole arrangement. Is just so y'all can suck.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well and you switch over to like Bravo for example. Yeah,
and you've got some of these Real Housewives franchises that
are absolutely dying, and that's because you've got cast members
who have been present in the franchises for too fucking long,
and they're self producing, and they're meeting before the season
so they can discuss what storylines are going to have.
(06:28):
So it's not authentic. People don't like it. And so
these franchises are dying, like Rony and also New Jersey
and Beverly Hill should be retired. Yeah, But then you
have something like The Valley, which is like lightning in
a bottle. Like the first season of The Valley, You've
got people who have been on other shows and so
they know how to have a storyline they know how
to produce themselves, but for whatever reason, they are more gritty,
(06:51):
they are more raw, they are more open showing their
lives and it is awesome. And did you know that
for Valley season two the ratings are way down? Really,
the rating weird way down. For example, Sister Wives, we
were talking about it in the after show this week.
For Sister Wives, the per week viewership was at about
like eight hundred thousand or seven hundred thousand. The Valley,
(07:13):
it's like three hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That is infinitely better. It is, so there is so
much going on. By the way, we're going to be
covering it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
On Padrio in June.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, look, you definitely want to check out for that.
But so it's weird, like on Bravo, like you've got
some shows that are failing, and then you've got some
shows that are really awesome. Yeah TLC, I mean, same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, but it feels like a lot of people still
like the classic ninety day fiances and stuff like that.
And don't get me wrong, I used to be a
huge stand for that shit. I loved ninety day Fiance,
but I just can't even bring myself to watch two
hours of an episode and it's like every week you're
in the same scene.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Why is it got to be two hours?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's like it's so long.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't got a live No, for real, I got
you to do. I have a man cocktails.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't want to sit there watch two hours if
the same thing over and over again. It's the same
thing with Polly Family. It's like I'm watching this episode
and it feels like seventeen hours.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's really a slog.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
There's nothing that's going on here, and I know it's
all fake, and I know it's just a script that
they're following to try and get views. And I'm like,
it would be so much more interesting if you just
portrayed your real lives. Ye're probably very messy.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Just turn on the cameras and go to these weird
people's house, I know, and watch their kids and watch
what they do and then follow them around. I mean,
something's gonna happen. It's gonna be great. Yeah, I don't
have to get force content. It's truly terrible, and we
will get into the recap, but let me just say
I agree with your takeaway. Thanks. I'm getting exhausted by
all of this. My major takeaway was just you yeah,
(08:55):
ew period gross. I know not and I said it
last time, and I know I've been saying it a lot,
but youw unsexy nobody here. It's not like you have
to be physically attractive. That's not what I'm saying. Like
all of you act unsexy. Your personalities are unsexy. There's
nothing about you that is attractive. And I don't even
(09:15):
mean sexually. I don't want it. If I met you
in person, I wouldn't want to know you. You're creepy
and weird. It's not entertaining for me to watch a
bunch of creepos and some abused woman and some questionable
activities around kids. It's not entertainting for me to sit
there and watch this when I find you all to
be deeply repugnant, Like there's nothing redeemable about any of you.
(09:38):
That's like, maybe there'd be something redeemable about you, Alicia,
because obviously you have lost your way on the planet hood.
You forgot that you're a whole ass person with agency
over your body and your life, and you've just subjected
yourself to these shenanigans and this choicanery. And I feel
for you. But like as we have said before, you're
also a mom. You ought to be taking care of
(09:59):
your kids. And just because your husband wants to bang
all the time doesn't mean you have to put up
with this awful situation. Ew All of you are ill
for real.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Alicia needs to actually worthy up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yes, if anybody needs to worry up, it's her.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yep. I'm so sick of Taya. Every week it's something
she Haya gets the date, it's Taya's birthday. Let's go
see having. I don't like you, Taya.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I don't like her.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I think you're a demon. You're giving legion, you're giving
manifesting demons and devils and pentagrams. You're giving ill. I
rebuke you in the name of Jreseah. So that was
my takeaway.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I agree with your takeaway.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, let's get into our recap of poly Family season one,
episode four, entitled.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh My quad.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Dues So damn.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We start off because I guess we're filming in December.
So we're at some like local community Santa or something.
Sean is big and red bill ol'd reds gross.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's a tomato, man, it's a humped it. Humpty dumpty.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
He's a large the Humpty Dance, large tomato walking around there,
and it's just mad. He's mad at Tyler. There's still
tension between him and Tyler because Tyler spilled the beans
about the paternity allegedly.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Which he didn't do, because Sean had to take it
upon himself to actually google about blood types to learn
that it's probably Tyler's kid, but Sean takes no ownership,
but he's still mad about it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
He is still mad about it. And then he says
that Tyler could sue him for paternity or sue.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I hope custody by a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And Sean or Tyler could take away Tyler's kids away
from Sean.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I hope you do. I hope somebody takes these children
away from Sean. Yeah, because allegend, in my opinion, Sean's
a predator, allegedly in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
So yeah, and then we have some awkward family photos
around the awkward Santa who's just sitting there gone limp,
with these chubby people kissing each other on the photos.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Meanwhile, the ones that aren't in the photos are telling
everybody else standing around waiting to get their photo with
Santa that they're polygamus, were an oppressed community.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, people don't.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sorry, polyamoros 're in a press community. That's my boyfriend.
And what do you think it's weird or something? Yes,
oh my god, new slash.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Everyone thinks it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I mean I would just spray them with lysol. I'm
take it out of my bag.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And just go be gone for real. I mean I
have kind of a hot take about that. Shall we
save it for should we do it uncensored?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, let's do that just a little uncensored brief. Well,
we are back from our uncensored portion of this video
where Beatrice went off on quite a diatribe, but only
and it is very entertaining. But where were we were
with the sand dejected Santa. Yeah, with members of the
Polycule telling people how oppressed they are because they're polyamorous
and they're Heatonus and they want everything that they can
(13:00):
get their hands on and they get it. Yeah, but
they're oppressed. And the thing that was interesting to me
about this Beeldrums was Sean And I don't know if
it happened at the Santa store or whether it happened
back at the farm, but Sean was saying something like,
you know, it's just really awesome being able to have
these holidays with our children and with a big family. Yeah, like,
(13:24):
this is the first time we've ever really had this
and it's so special. And I'm just like Sean, Sean,
allegedly you have like six other kids, my guy. Yeah,
and you've had two other marriages allegedly. In my opinion,
and from what I've heard, Sean, you abandoned those people
kids that you had tattooed onto your arms and then
(13:45):
covered with dumbass lion tattoos. Sean, you had whole ass families.
I presume you spent the holidays with them. Sean, did
you think the internet wouldn't know? We think the internet
wouldn't take one look at you and dig up every
bit of information on you. We did, and we know Yep.
I mean buying your bullshit about Santa Claus shod.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Also crimea River. I'm just like, yeah, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Stop fuck you again.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Stop acting like you're this wholesome fucking family when you
hate Tyler yep. And everybody hates.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Alicia, everybody hates poor Alicia. But how can you feel
bad for Alicia when she puts up with that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
She's complicit in it. And then we have like a
discussion about parental rights because they're all pretending like they're
worried about like what would happen if one or more
of them die, and like how the kids would be
divided up, and like who would get custody, And so
they're like, well, maybe we could do the third party adoption,
Maybe we should meet up with an attorney. And so
(14:41):
then they go and meet up with an attorney to
talk about what they could do to four of these
parents get parental rights right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Because like bigamy and polygamy is the crime. You can't
have multiple husbands and wives. You just can't do it
any that thate of America, and there's just no protection
and it's not even for stepparents. I don't think there's
not They do.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Have legal rights step parents sometimes when.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Where I don't know, maybe just because ignorance is yeah,
maybe that's true, but like none of you are actual
step parents legally, so there are no protections for you.
And I don't care about this scene whatsoever. But what
I found to be rich was how Alicia was just like, well,
I just don't accept that I'm going to get a
second opinion and maybe we'll just have to change the laws.
(15:26):
How about you just take care of your husband and
your children and get these creepos out of your house
before you try changing the laws around polyamory. Alicia, you preposterous,
hallucinatory a whole.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Even then, I'm just like, write a will. Write a
will that says if me and Tyler die, then my
kids will go to Sean and Taya.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is that actionable and enforceable?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think so. If it's in a will, it's like
my dying wish and when I sign off my paternity, right,
I don't know, but I'm just like, you could technically
have a will that says it's like this is where
my kids go to hear or they go to here
or whatever. Like I don't think.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It's like it's a storyline. Yeah, exactly, it's like drama
for content that is not a real issue. Like everybody
knows they're so oppressed. You can't have multiple married partnerspressed.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh my god, what are we gonna do for to
change the walls?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Like when Cody Brown went, yeah, went on the thousand
Polygamist Man March in Utah or whatever, that's exactly what
this is. Change the laws.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm just like, okay, and you know what, in organ
you probably will be able to do that, but like
I also don't care. Maybe you should have thought about
that before you joined into this quad and had a
bunch of babies and had a bunch of babies.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Tell me you didn't think about that before you had
Now it's a crisis now after having three children within
the quad cube, after like six years.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Now you were to care about it, right, God, Okay,
Now we care about the kids is well being. After
we brought in Sean the predator allegedly.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Who you all ready you know left all his other
kids in my opinion, allegedly, so you know he's gonna
leave your kids too.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But now we care, Okay, we're so concerned and oppressed,
I know, for real. And then we go out to
Mexican food with Taya's family because it's always about Taya.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Why do I have to see her family? I know
her family is weird looking, all of you are odd.
Did you see what who Taya's brother?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh you know what you sent me?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You sent me, but you didn't respond. Don't know if
you saw it?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, you were like Taya's brother looks like Sean. He's
like what, And so I had to go look at
the episode again and I'm like, you're.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Right, Well, he's redheaded and he's not bald, but like
hes bit of the Humpty dance going on over there.
But I thought, I don't know what you all think,
but he seems to me like he looks a lot
like Sean. So maybe Taya has a type boo that
her dad was a little weird dad gave gave us.
(18:00):
Her dad is just like, I totally accept you and
whatever I can do for you and your oppressed family,
I've got your back. And then Alicia, with her lashes,
starts crying at the end of the table because nobody's
paying attention to her and she like wants somebody to
look at her and acknowledge her existence on the planet.
She's like, I just work.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I know my dad loved and would accept my family.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But my dad said that he would never accept Sean
and dea good good because they're fucking weird like a
reasonable person and they're gross. You can see a predator
a legend.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Siris trying to catch a predator like Crimey River. But
there is kind of an interesting discussion that they get into.
It looks like in the preview about Alicia's dad. We'll
talk about it later, but after dinner was Taya's weird family.
Then we come back home and we start having Taya
FaceTime this girl named Lex who were pretending isn't actually
(18:59):
Tea's real life old friend because allegedly according to Reddit,
they're not a closed quad. And Taya's out here Dayton
and sucking a bunch of other people. And I think
some of the others are dating and sucking other people too,
but it seems like Tao is the one that is
spearheading all of this. But she's facetiming her friend lexm
that she wishes she could date, but they're closed quads,
(19:19):
so she's gonna have to like talk to them about
it because she wishes she could date Lex but she can't,
but she facetimes her every single day, right, don't know?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We can see the storyline coming. Yeah, the storyline is
that it's going to cause conflict. You're going to open
up the This is a closed quad for a reason, Tayo,
because you want it, We're gonna do it because we
do everything Tayo wants yeah, because she's a bully and
I swear to God and I don't mean to say this,
and if we could uncensor this, that would be great.
Okay from Uncensored. Sorry, sorry for all that. Oh by
(19:54):
the way, if you want to get all the uncensored
gets once again, you've got to go to Patriot Slash
Reality TV quick. Yeah. Anyway, where were we?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, then after Taya facetimes her not girlfriend lex, then
we have like Sean saying, you know what, we got
to bring back intimacy again because I'm not getting any
and we need to bring back dates and I want
to do one on one date. So let's draw names,
yeah and long and behold, Tyler draws his name, so
(20:24):
then I think he draws.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, they do rock paper, sister Sean, Tyler wins and
then he gets They draw a name out of a
hat or whatever, which is and what a shock. Every
single piece of paper says the name Taya. So he
pulls a piece of paper. It's Tayo's You're gonna go
on a special date. And you know what, Taya really
(20:47):
deserves that she does because she pushed a whole lot
of baby her or c sex out of her belly
and stuff, and like she deserves a break today. We
already know it was always going to be. There's no
way poor Alicia gets taken away to Depot Bay or
how do you say, deep deep obe Depot Bay to
have a romance, to get away with Tyler who despises her.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
God, I know it's gotta be Taya and Tyler, and
Tyler is so excited. Did you see him wearing those
gray sweatpants with no underwear?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, you could see his whole slung the anything there.
I mean, in my opinion, no, but some people were
looking at it on Reddit and being like, oh my god,
you go.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Vagina.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
No, some big old balls though. Yeah. Anyway, Tyler is
so excited to take Taya out to Depot Bay for
an overnight date, because it's not she doesn't just get
a regular smegular date. She gets an overnight date.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, but keep in mind that Taya has just had
a child.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
She was literally just cleared for intimacy for sexual business. Yeah, yeah,
she was just clear for it. So it's been what
six or eight weeks? I don't know what it is
for a c section, but I know that she's nursing.
I know that she's up every night taking care of
that child. I can garon tee you. She doesn't want
to crack it open for good old Tyler. Maybe she
(22:14):
does well as we see, she actually doesn't really want to,
or she's pretending that she doesn't want to. But that
does seem to be all Tyler cares about. Oh, this
is the mother of your child. Yeah, she's just gone
through this traumatic surgical event. She's still trying to process,
she's still got all these hormones, and all you can
think about is banging her well.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
And like Tana says something like her and Tyler connect
the best intimately, like and she she said she doesn't
know how to connect with him in any other way
besides intimacy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That is wild and like that's crazy too. So you're
not friends, you don't have shirt in muni case, you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Don't play video games together, like, you don't do anything
else but fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, red flag huge rates of problem.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And Tyler doesn't care. No, all he cares about is
getting his pencil.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wey, He's willing to sacrifice his wife and all of
his kids if he can continue to have this sexual
relationship with.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So that's I think Taya is like taking it as
like a night away from all of the kids because
she doesn't want to deal with it. So she's like, sweet,
let's go to deep Obey. So they drive two hours
to deep Obey, stay in a nice little airbnb, and
Tyler immediately starts.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Put rose petals, getting out his edible paints.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Which I'm just like disgusted by.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm just like, yeah, why, I don't know. I just like,
what is disgusting to you about that? In particular?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think it's not the paint, it's the fact that
he just like has it brazenly out on the h
I'm like, what happened to like shame?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Like, like God, I just maybe I'm old, you're not
too modest twenty eight, But I'm just like, I keep
that shit private because I was like, I'm not about
to like parade my sex life around for everybody. But
he's just got the edible paints all out ready, he's
got a blindfold, he's putting antea. It's a trying TiSER,
but she's like no, Yeah, she pretends like she's uncomfortable.
(24:16):
She goes and cries in the bathroom because She's like,
She's like, I'm I feeling sexy because I'm postparted, which
I'm like, yeah, I can see that. I can. You
just had a baby and like your body is still
adjusting and getting back to normal. I get it totally,
but I think it's all fake m because she goes
and cries in the bathroom. Tyler's like, there's no pressure,
I promise. Then they go stuff marshmallows in their mouth,
(24:39):
and then they go in the bedroom and they go
fucking She's not actually uncomfortable. They go in fun or she.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Is, and she's just doing it because that's what Tyler
really wants and that's the only currency she has to
offer him. Either way, it's disgusting and all it's either way,
it's truly disheartening. Yeah, and I don't like watching it.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Then none of this is love no to me. None
of this is actual romance to me, none of this
is true and genuine affection. All of this is just gross.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I know. They all just gross me out. And so
then after their edible peate knight at Deep Obey and
them ruining that beautiful Airbnb room on the coast, they
go drive back, and they tell Tyler no, sorry, They
tell Sean and Alicia about their date because Alicia and
Sean had a horrible night dealing with five kids by themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Right, and Alicia has to take care of the infant
yeah like two months old or whatever, and is up
all night and it should be fat. She's super tired.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Shawn's also super tired and probably cranky. And Tyler and Alicia, Sorry, God,
I keep messing up all their names. Tyler and Taya
walk in all chipper. He has flowers that he bought
for Taya, so she gets a night away. She gets
edible body paine. She gets flowers. Nothing for Alicia, though,
and they kind of like jump around into a conversation
(26:01):
about the overnight date, and like Tyler's like, yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Edible body pain. It was like really awesome and.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Really cool, and like Sean's fine hearing about it because
he's a cook, And Alicia gets uncomfortable because immediately one
of her boundaries she said it before, she doesn't want
to hear about anybody's sex life, and she even elaborates
because her and Sean's sex life is suffering lately. Wonder why,
because who wants to fuck Sean. Well.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
She also says that when the guys go to her
room when it's her night, that's their opportunity to sleep
because when they're with Taya, the baby is there. So
both men visit Alicia to sleep and not touch her.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And like mess with her ear wax and stuff. Yeah,
so Alicia's not kidding any but Tyler wants to say,
like that him and Taya experimented with edible body pain
and it was super awesome, and Alicia gets uncomfortable and
jealous and gets upset by even knowing about it, and
Sean and Tyler and all of them are like, why
(27:00):
do you care, Like we're all fucking like you know,
we're all having sex.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, but to me, that scene felt like they were
a bit bullying, especially Sean, Like Sean was taking the
opportunity knowing that Alicia felt uncomfortable, knowing that this is
a pre existing agreement at least as far as Alicia's
concerned that we don't talk about our sex with other people,
but Sean knows that it just happened, and I think
Sean relishes the opportunity to just poke at her, and
(27:27):
I think Taya does as well. Honestly, She's sitting there
like she doesn't care, but she cares. And I was
just really wondering why Tyler did that, because then we
have the interstitial with both Alicia and Tyler on the couch,
and she's like, can I ask you a question like
why would you do that when you know what my
boundaries are around this, Like I don't want to hear
about your sexual experiences with Taya, like it makes me
(27:50):
very uncomfortable. And Tyler starts sputtering and he's, well, I
mean it was not I said it was intimacy. I
didn't say it was sex. Yeah, I mean just making
excuses for obviously stomping all over the agreement. I do
want to be pedantic and just say, Alicia, you can't
have a boundary that changes somebody's behavior. Your boundary can
(28:12):
only ever change or affect your behavior. And so if
somebody starts talking about something you don't want to hear,
then that means you enforce your boundary by getting up
and leaving. Yeah, you can't make other people live according
to your boundary. But what you did have with Tyler,
your husband, Bend, and the rest of them was an
agreement that in order for me to function in this
(28:32):
terrible arrangement. Yeah, I'm going to need you guys not
to talk about this. That's the way I can be comfortable.
But it sounds like they continue to break that agreement,
and I would be pissed too. But yeah, I wouldn't
be there. It would never put up with any of
these people. I would never deal with them in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Ever. I would have worthied up by now, and I
would have left, and I would have gotten myself a
nice men or a woman or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Suit everybody taking all those babies.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Gone, all custody of all the kids and left all
these other weirdos taken to got edible paid that they
wanted and.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Just lead get into those bank accounts.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But Alicia, for some reason stays, I don't know if
she's got this weird complex where she likes to be
humiliated or what. But I'm just like, girl, I don't
know what you expected, and like it's obvious that everyone
is fucking Taya for some reason, and that she's the
most desirable woman in the house, which isn't saying much.
And I just, I mean, I don't know what you want.
(29:29):
And then we get into a preview and it's like
more of this where Alicia's kind of jealous over Taya,
which I'm just like, why you don't need to be
jealous over her. But then we also have Sean saying
he wants to get his seamen tested because he got
a v sectu meate and he wants to make sure
that his semen is blank so he can't have kids
(29:51):
anymore because him and Taya are fucking a lot. Okay,
I'm just like okay. And he brings up intimacy because
he's like at the doctor's thing and he's like, well,
doesn't matter that I had sex this morning, and Alicia's there,
and she feels upset because like, oh my god, now
I'm hearing more about intimacy and me and Sean are
having sex, so I know that him and Taya are
having sex, and now I'm compared myself to her. Everything's
(30:15):
bad and just everything's bad. And then we have Alicia
saying she wants to get back into contact with her
dad because I guess her dad said, I'll only talk
with you as long as I don't have to deal
with Seawan and Taya, and Seawan and Taya were the ones.
It seems like that told Alicia, don't talk to your
dad anymore because we're a packaged deal. And Alicia feels
(30:36):
conflicted about it because she wants to talk to her dad.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, and she's like, well, well, Sean says something like
if this were anybody else, this wouldn't even be a conversation.
You wouldn't do it. And she's like, yeah, you're right,
it's my dad and that's why. And he's like it
doesn't matter. Yeah, it does matter. It's her dad does matter,
and you should respect that she but you're isolating her yep,
because there's some a boosts going on in this household
and it's not just toward the kids opinion.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And I'm sorry that her dad doesn't like you guys,
but like she can still have her an independent relationship
with her dad without you guys. But whatever, I'm not
in this fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Thank god, thank god. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yikes, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So this is an absolute dumpster heap. We are a
week behind, so maybe there's more stuff that has come out.
We'll get to it next week.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yes we will. We are running, like she said, one
week behind, but we will continue to cover poly family. Yeah,
I mean after today, I was like, why are we
doing this to ourselves? I like, man, but I know
that a lot of people watch us and listen to
our pod just the audio, and that they enjoy our
recaps that they don't have to watch yet. Are you
(31:41):
guys enjoying this though? What are you guys thinking about
the recaps? Do you want us to continue to do them?
Are you enjoying them? Are you watching? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Let us know? Please let us know your feedback.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Beatrice, Is there anything else that we need to say
to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on ada here?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, if you love our podcast, please go your favorite
podcast platform and leave us a glowing five star review
really helps us scrow the pod. Some more people can
join us in the dumpster and we.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Would really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
We will be back next week to continue our sister
wives and poly family coverage. We think, we think if
everybody's still see how Lord let us know what you're thinking.
But until then, please do not forget that we have
nothing but love for you and pease.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh yes,
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