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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real
tight homegirl and my daughter in law, the illustrious Bitch
hi Yah. We are here to talk sister wives. As always,
we are still in season six. This is a long,
(00:28):
very season. I think there's like thirty episodes in this season,
just like there was almost thirty episodes in season nineteen.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why do we know it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What's happening in don't understand having flash mops and everything,
Like I could care about that for real, Jesus. Always
an opportunity to see Cody dancing around like a feminine fool,
like a feminine he said in this episode, I don't
know how to dance like a man, though, Yeah, because
I'm dancing like a woman. Isn't that what you want?
And my question was, isn't that what you want?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That is what you want?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I feel like that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's embracing his true self and I love that for
dance interpretive dance.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
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know there were some rumblings about things that are happening
on plath Viille.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It just seems like more and more stuff comes out
about Plath film, talk about Toxic, so toxic, And then
there was like some sort of a sighting of Cody
at some gun show and we got a glimpse of
his hair.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, so we're gonna have a little bit of an
after show. And so if you are on our Patreon,
if you're a vip rac, couldn't make sure you stay
yeah for that? All right, without any further ado, let's
get into season six, episode fourteen, entitled Polygamus flash Mob.
Oh my god. Yeay, we're doing a flash mob. Remember
when that was really popular?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah? I wish it would stay in the past.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's cringe.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Very much, sayf So we start off this episode with
talking about like graduations, because Leon and Aspen are graduating
at the same time, and we have like Christine and
Mary and Robin getting together for a graduation party, meeting
with Leon and Aspen talking about what they want to
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have at their graduation party. They're gonna have a fortune teller.
They're gonna have dancing, they're gonna have Mormon snacks and
neighbors galore, and I'm just like so bored.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm bored as well. I did notice, though, that Christine
actually introduced the scene by saying that her and Mary
were going to sit down with their two kids. She
did not mention that Robin was going to be there.
And then the next thing I saw was Robin was
sitting at the Great Mormon Conversation Table, pitching in her
two cents of course, about I guess the fortune teller,
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I guess. Can we talk about that?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Why, I know, we talked about that a little bit
in the when we discussed the preview last week. Like
that's just I don't know, I come up in like
evangelical Christianity. My God is an awesome God, and like
we couldn't read any of them tarot cards. Yeah, we
could not go to a fortune teller or a soothsayer,
like that was a sin. And I'm not saying I
believe that now, yea, at this old age, I do not, actually,
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but it's just kind of weird to me that they're
this fundamentalist Mormon group of people and they're willing to
have a soothsayer come on by.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's kind of odd, and it does give a little
bit more credibility to the theory of like Robin being
a secret witch or whatever, and like maybe she wasn't
actually Mormon. I mean, now she's got all these like
amethyst crystals stuff and I wonder if she's got her
own like secret tarot card decks at home and like
little witch rituals or stuffing. And I'm just like, why
suggest a fortune teller? Although, if I go back into
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the way back machine, when I graduated, we had a big,
like class graduation party and we had fortune tellers.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I mean, I can see wanting the kids to have
a little fun and talk about their future, maybe having
somebody there for entertainment purposes. But there was just sort
of this undercurrent of like Christine really believes in this,
and it seemed like Robin really believed in it. Mary
does not, and Janelle has was so quiet in this episode.
You hardly heard a peep out of her.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know, we didn't hear much from her at all.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Furthermore, she did not dance. No, you could not make
her dance, just like my Torian sister I'm not doing
what I do not want to do. Yep, But like
it was just really kind of a strange thing to
add into the celebration too.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It was bizarre, and I'm like, Okay, this is obviously
Like I don't know if this is like for the
producers or if like Robin's actually into it. I just
thought it was. But they're gonna have a fortune teller.
They plan the graduation party, and then we segue on
over to a conversation I think at Mary's house with
Cody and doctor Whiedo.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh my god, doctor student loans rolling up in his
Toyota Corolla. I mean, I'm like, why are we reintroducing
this guy from last season? He's just coming over to
yell about student loans.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I know it's so weird y, but Cody wants us
to know that he's very concerned about his kids signing
up for a whole lot of debt, and so he
wants to talk to this expert I guess of doctor Guido.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A doctor of what. I don't know, a doctor of what, chiropractic, kinesiology,
medieval literature, what's he a doctor of?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I have no idea. I'm like, who is this guy.
He shows up to Mary's house to talk to them
about student loans, and of course doctor Grido's like all
for it. He's like, they're great, you don't want your
kid to worry about money at all while they're in college,
so let them sign up for hundreds of thousands of
dollars of students.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
They did not understand this, And I also really resent
being made to have to agree with Cody Brown, because
he's absolutely right. You don't want your children to graduate
from college with multiple thousands of dollars in debt. Debt
that likely they're going to be caring for the rest
of their lives. And with Leon going into the medical field,
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I mean, you're going to have to be kind of
a pretty snazzy doctor if you want to pay back
four hundred thousand dollars of your private college, which obviously
we know they did not go on to do that,
but it's just like giving your child a message that
it's okay to incur that kind of crippling debt thereby
creating a debt slave for the rest of their lives
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is wild to me. And I was just sitting there
so grateful that you don't have any student loans me too.
My daughter doesn't have any student loans, my husband doesn't
have any student loans. We don't have student loans in
this family. And I'm really really thankful for that.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, me too, because if I was Leon's age and
I went to school for what I wanted to go for,
I would have been in school for like twelve years.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You wanted to be like a brain doctor. When I
first met you, Oh my god, you were so adorable.
You're like, I really I'm fascinated by brains and stuff,
but I really want to know how they work, and
I want to like get in there, and they want
to be a surgeon on brains, and I'm like, you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Go, girl, I wanted to be a neurosurgeon. And I'm
like looking at all of those years of school and
I'm like, you know what, actually I don't. I want
to sit on a podcast and wear wigs.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah talk ahit easier and less expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah exactly. But I just thought this whole conversation was
so stupid, and Christine like trying to advocate for debt,
like her being like, well, we went into debt to
save the family and bring her family together, so it's like,
actually a good thing.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Debt is actually good wild and you also your brain
is fully formed, whereas Aspen and Leon don't have fully
formed brains. They I don't believe like an eighteen year
old can actually consent and or understand like what they
are getting into when they're signing up for these. In
my opinion, predatory loans like, yeah, one part of the
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coin is well, but you're an adult and you agreed
to take out these loans and pay them back, and
that's valid. But on the other side of that coin,
it's like, yeah, but they're eighteen, nineteen, twenty years old.
They have broken brains. They don't know how the world works.
They don't know what the implication of, you know, decades
of paying off debt, and what's that going to do
to them. I was watching somebody on social media. It
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was this lady was a doctor in physical therapy, and
I'm just like, first of all, I'm like, as a
physical therapist, there's no way you're going to be making
back enough money to pay off your loans. And her
husband was a chiropractor and she was talking about their
debt and her debt just on her was like six
hundred thousand dollars. Oh my schooling was two or three
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hundred thousand dollars to get a doctor in physical therapy
and it's safe. Then she had like an additional one
hundred thousand dollars in personal loans. But then you get
to her husband and he had like nine hundred thousand
dollars in debt and he's a chiropractor. But like, I
don't know how people can live with that kind of debt.
(10:17):
And I have a little bit of debt, yeah, I
think you have a little bit of debt, but like
that kind of debt is crazy. No, that's how we
know we're living in a matrix setting us up to
be slaves for the rest of our life.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, and the problem with like student loans is they
sell you on like, well, you don't have to pay
him back right away, so as long as you're in school,
it's fine. But then once you get out and the
payments start happening, then it's crazy. And it's like the
thing with like young kids like this. We know that
Leon doesn't go to medical school, like they don't know
what the fuck they want to do in their life.
(10:50):
They obviously change their mind and they go on a
different course in life. And I'm just like wondering how
much student loan debt they actually have or if Mary
took it all on. That's what happened to my stepdad.
My stepdad ended up taking some of the student loans
from my eldest sister, who no offense. She kind of
fucked around a lot in college, and so he took
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some of the student loan debt and he had to
pay off that shit, yeah, because she didn't end up
using it. And I'm just like, this is crazy, man.
But okay, let's talk to doctor Guido, who says debt
is good and kids should get a lot of debt
and it's fine because they shouldn't have to worry about
that in school. They shouldn't have to go and get
a job. They shouldn't have to worry about money.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And this is how we know, like doctor Guido and
the Browns are not educated, and I think so many
Americans are not educated around money finances, how to balance
your accounts, how to deal with debt, like they have
no idea. And Cody does ask in this meeting when
she takes out student loans, does that mean I have
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to co sign for them? And doctor Guido's like yes,
and I'm like, really, yeah, I thought kids could take
out their own loans as long as they're eighteen years
old and you would not have to your parent.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
To It depends on if you have credit. That they
have decent credit, and so if they don't have a
credit history, then yeah, the parents would have to take
they would have to go.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I would never, I would never. Furthermore, send your kids
to the trades, I mean, really help them to learn
a trade, because pretty soon AI is going to make
all of our jobs except for us, Yeah, obsolete. Well
maybe I don't know. At some point, it's getting pretty good.
They'll be able to come up with a couple of
fat raccoons talking about sister wives. Yet, like a lot
of these jobs that people are going to school for,
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it's scary and paying all of this money to do,
Like their jobs are not going to be available and
or they're going to be obsolete. So if you know
how to be a plumber or an electrician, if you
can become a journeyman or a gunsmith or something like that,
that's going to take you a long way. That's just
my old lady.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Two cents, Oh for sure, Well that's like the greatest
well not the greatest, but one of the biggest scams
of like millennial gen Z's generations that like we were
told go to school and go to school for like
four or six, ten years, and like you'll be able
to come out and get a nice career. And now
it's like you have all these millennials with all of
the student debt. They're like, but I can't get a
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career with my degrees.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like these crazy degrees though, that are a little bit
some so Terek, certainly not crazy degrees that we were
getting back in the day when I was going to
school in the eighties and the nineties, and it was
so much more affordable obviously to go to school. For
somebody at gen X, it's just wild out there. This
was a very unresponsible episode of Sister Wives. In my opinion,
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it was really stupid. Debt is terrible. Debt will suffocate you,
Debt will give you panic attacks, Debt will keep you
from entering into healthy relationships with people who don't want.
Debt well, bad debt, yeah, bad debt for sure. And
then we have graduation day for Leon and Asper. I apologize,
it's fine, but we have graduation day with Leon and
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Aspen and Aspen's like, I'm ready to get.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The fuck out of this house. Yeah, I'm tired of
being the mom. I'm tired of having to do everything.
And Aspen literally says that she thinks that she's going
to get a bunch of calls while she's in college
from her parents for help on how to do things
or like what to do, because Aspen's been doing everything. Like,
we talk a lot about Logan being a parentified child,
(14:14):
but I'm like, looking at Aspen, I'm like, geez.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Well, Logan was the parent in Janelle's house and Aspen
was the parent in Christine's house. And you even have
Christine saying to camera like there's going to be a
massive adjustment as soon as Aspen goes off to school
because honestly, Aspen runs this house. She says that, yeah,
Aspen runs this house. And I'm like, how embarrassing I know,
(14:39):
for you to say that out loud and onra and
in twenty twenty five, as you look back and remember
that you said that, to know that you so deeply
parentified your child so that she's taking care of all
these other kids you're choosing to pop out in this weird,
toxic environment and then making the eldest one care for
just like that's so unfair for.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Aspen, absolutely insane. And then you have Leon saying that
they're worried about how Mary's gonna do when they leave
the house, and I'm just like meshed. It's another unhealthy dynamic.
It's like you have Ass been the parentified child, and
then you have Leon, the unmeshed child who's worried about
their mom when they shouldn't be. Like, Mary's a grown
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ass woman, she can deal with herself. I understand like
being worried about your mom like a little bit like oh,
you know, I know she's gonna miss me and stuff
like that. But like Leon seems genuinely concerned.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And Leon should be, because I think within a couple
of years of Leon going off to school, we've got
Mary with a banana in her mouth, in the tub,
being catfish by some woman in Wisconsin or whatever, and
fallen in love with this guy named Sam that's not
a guy at all, And so Mary actually is quite
vulnerable at this stage in life. And this episode, again
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we're getting a lot of the vibe of I don't
know what my position in place in the family is.
I don't know what I'm gonna do when Leon leaves.
What I'm gonna do just rambling around in this five
bedroom house that I insisted upon all alone, because we
all know Cody doesn't come over anymore. And guess what
Leon knows that to.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, but Leon shouldn't know that, that's my opinion, But
Leon does. Leon does, and Leon shouldn't know about any
of this. And then we have the actual like graduation
ceremony where everybody's trying to find their seats in this
giant auditorium, and you have Mary crashing out because she
can't see Leon on stage.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Instead of just communicating to the twenty three people that
are there with her in a mature way and saying, hey,
you know, Leona is my only child. Yeah, I have
to be in a physical position where I can see
my child cross the stage. It's so important to me
saying that in a reasonable way so people can can say, oh, yeah,
that makes total sense, let's go ahead and do that.
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But instead, the way she goes about it is just
so annoying. And you can see Cody getting annoyed with
her in the moment, and I don't blame him, Well, yeah,
it's too much.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It is a little much, but at the same time,
it's like Mary is emotionally starved at this point, like
she doesn't have anybody to like console her or anything.
Like you have Robin consoling Cody and actually like kind
of fake advocates for the cameras for the cameras, fake
advocating for Mary in this point, being like, well, this
is Mary's only child, Like come on, like she's just emotional.
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It was kind of interesting because Cody starts to talk
a little shit yeah to Robin, and then she kind
of cuts him off because she knows the cameras are
right there.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But only after acknowledging it. And what Cody is saying
with his back to the camera is Mary's playing her
games again and she's putting it all on you, Robin,
And Robin says, I know, I know, validating what Cody
is saying, and then she starts to pivot and say,
but this is Mary's only child, using the opportunity yet again, yep,
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to call out the fact that Mary only has one
child and can never have another job because she's in
for this is a woman, Okay, this is like every
opportunity she can take, she does it. She does, but
she's doing it under the guise of trying to move
Cody in the direction of what it is that Mary wants.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's kind of interesting that little moment out of this
whole boring episode. I'm like, that's really interesting that you
can see their dynamic already in play, like where Cody
runs to Robin to talk shit about the other wives,
and then Robin spins her little web, and like, luckily
we caught them at the moment where she's on camera
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and getting called out, so she's trying to make it
seem like she's consoling and she's advocating for Mary, but
we know.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
If the cameras weren't there, I think Robin would also
be talking shit in that moment. And I thought it
was completely manipulative, and you really did get a sense
of how the power dynamics in the family have shifted
and how much power Robin now has because Cody's going
to Robin. He's not going to Christine, he's not going
to Janell, who's eminently reasonable, right and who can talk
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him off a ledge. She's going to Robin.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, very very interesting. And then it's like the next day,
I guess after the graduation and this is where we
have Mary and Cody sitting Leon down to tell Leon
that they're not gonna have another baby.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
When I tell you that, I paused this, and I'm like,
are we doing this again? What are we already did
this a half a year preview?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, it's the Christmas time when you all were about
to move into the cul de Sac.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You guys went out in the mountains. Yeah, you made
her hike in those clogs. You sat her down and
you said, absolutely not, We're not having a baby. I
don't want it. You tell old. Plus I'm in love
with Rob It. Yeah, ain't no baby in your future. Mary.
And we finished this and now here it is rearing
its ugly head as a topic, and now we got
to drag Leon into it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I know, and it's such a nothing burger because Leon's like, Okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I figured, duh, duh.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I figured as much. And then Leon walks out of
the room, and then you have Cody and his little
interest to Shell being like, yeah, I mean, I I
kind of wish we would have done this like ten
or fifteen years ago. But you know, there's a lot
of factors that went into this decision, mainly the fact
that Mary's an old bitch.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And I hate her and I don't want to appropriate
with her at all.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, it's so ridiculous. It's just like, I don't know
why we had to have this conversation, maybe to like
wrap it up finally, I guess. But if we talk
about having another baby after this, I bet we will,
I am going to crash. I bet it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I bet it comes back up as a subject because
they always need content to put in front of us,
because then we get Cody and Mary on the couch,
so they have the conversation with Leon and and they
have to watch that crap. So then we have an
interstitial with them. Yeah, couch talking about it and get it.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Since season one the provens I'm so over it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I swear to God, if we hear it about it again,
I'm going to be I'm going to flip out. And
then we have the day of the anticipated graduation. We
see the adults rehearsing their cringe ass polygamous fat flash
mobi fat mom.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
If that were us, that's what it would be. It
would be a fat raccoon mob. But that's funny, and
Christine is leading it. Christina is trying to get everybody
into the choreography. Janelle is conspicuously not there. It is
an immovable object and you're not gonna put I think
later at somebody's wedding or something, I think Janelle ends
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up performing like she's forced to it, but she doesn't
want to do it at all. So in this scene,
we only have Mary, Cody, Robin, and Christine practicing a
dance that looks terrible and I'm like, why are you
going to do this at a party? Because you have
to always be the center of attention, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And like the kids don't even want it, like Leon
and Aspen literally said earlier in the episode, like please
no dancing. For the love of God, I don't want
to see my forty year old parents dance in front
of all of my friends, like please no.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And mentors don't want any part of that. They don't
want to even be associated with their parents, their.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Parents even around them perceived like go away. But here
we are rehearsing this stupid dance, and then you have
all of the neighbors coming over and we have to
have the interviews with all of the neighbors. What do
you think about these weird polygamous, and all the neighbors
are like, they're great people.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
We listen sweet, They're just like, yes, like ants are great.
It's so bad, it's very bad.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's so bad. And then we have the infamous fortune Teller,
which is like the only interesting mystic sona, Mystic Mona, yeah,
who reads everybody's fortunes. I think she starts with Aspen
and Leon first, and she starts with Aspen saying you're
not gonna find a man until you get your career straight. Now.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So that didn't come true, No, it didn't at all.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But Aspen's like, yeah, it's like totally what I.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Want because they have this vision for my life in
which I'm doing this thing that's so professional, I know.
But what Mystic Mona did say was that Aspen would
not pro create until she was established in her career,
and that I think did happen because you know, asked,
is pregnant, right.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Is she? Right now? Yeah? Right now?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
There's some sort of a picture that's circulating on the
internet because she works at some doctor's office or something
like that, and she had a big old bailly and everything.
So she's established in her career now and she's pro
creating she's making a baby in her bed.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's one point for Mystic Mona, she was right about that.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
But also one against Mystic Mona, Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
And then Mystic Mona gives Leon their fortune, which is
all about how Leon's going to marry a man who's
going to be a big old fucking jerk just like
your daddy, which is pretty great.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yikes, pretty direct.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Obviously that doesn't come true, but it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Also that Leon constantly second guesses that, which I thought
was very interesting as it concerns their sexuality a little bit. Yeah,
I'm just wondering kind of what's going on. I really
wish we got into like the slices of life like
that with the kids and the adults and like really
learned more about them. So I'm wondering if maybe that
(24:23):
was happening already.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I mean I imagine, I mean yeah, but at this point,
like Leon's all about being a polygamis and being a
sister wife, and.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Well, when did you know that you were gay and
that you were acting on it like that, I'm a
gay Lishion. Well this plan that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I came out when I was fifteen, but I had
known a little bit before that, like as a young kid,
but it took me a little while to like come
to terms with it. And then even after I came out,
like people were telling me it was just a phase,
so I started questioning it a little bit. But it's
like it's definitely one of those things that like ebbs
and flows until you finally solidify in it and you're like, Nope,
(25:01):
this is who I am, and y'all could suck it
if you don't accept it.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
You know, some gabies they know when they're like three,
four or five years old, And with my daughter, I
could tell, yeah, Like I could tell when she was
like eight years old, nine years old. I remember my
crazy aunt Schaer, she came into town. She came to
town when my daughter was like eight years old, and
she's like, is she is she a lesbian? I'm like,
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she's eight years old, but I think so, yeah. I
don't know that my daughter knew that about herself.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
She certainly didn't express that, but I kind of had
the feeling of that. But like for somebody like Leon,
I'm just wondering when they kind of got the sense
of that for themselves. I'm wondering if this is going
on right now. As Mystic Mona calls them out for
second guessing themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's a very interesting theory for she just wondered. Yeah,
so if you're thinking, just pondering, let us know your thoughts.
And then we get to the readings with the adults. Yeah,
which was kinda interesting because we start off with Christie
and Mystic Mona pulls out the tarot cards and she's like,
you lonely, Yeah, you're lonely as fuck.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You have a lot of people around you, it's a
lot going on, but like you feel forever alone. Yeah,
you're sitting in that big red bedroom by yourself and
you're crying at night, Christine, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Christine's face kind of falls like oo yike, arrow right.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
To the heart, and Mystic Mona's like, you know what,
you should embrace it though, Like you shouldn't embrace this
new reality that you're in of deep loneliness. And then
we get like a little like scene on the couch
of the adults like reacting to it, and this is
where Cody was so nasty because Cody's like, yeah, I
think Mystic Mona was right, because Christine, you have been
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kind of acting like a victim.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
For the last year of all of our lives, you've
been acting like a victim.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I can't believe he said that.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
So he's associating Christine's innate loneliness in their marriage to victimhood. Yes,
it was just really really wild to hear him say that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And like the other wives like kind of laugh at that,
like as if it was some joke, and Christie's just
like ouch, like you're seeing right into my soul. And
this is where Cody says something like, well, I'm just
saying it as like a positive thing because you can
change your cards, you can change the stars, you know. Okay,
she has the trajectory of your life, so just embrace
(27:25):
that sacred loneliness. Gas lights basically what he's saying. Yeah,
so disgusting. And then Mystic Mona goes to Mary next,
which is all about like choosing her life.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mystic Mona tells Mary that Mary is all in, which
I thought was interesting. She's like, I know that you
are all in with this family because we go on
season after season, especially when we're living for flag Staff,
and it's kind of a question as to whether Mary
is going to go with the family. Mary is constantly
telling everybody, no, I am here on I am all
in so mystic Mona saying this year's previous it was
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kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, a little bit. And then I think she says
something about, like you have to keep track of your health,
like you might have like kid health issues.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
There was going to be some health issues with a
couple of kids that she was going to have to
figure out, and also that it was something to do
with Mary that was going to change the entire dynamic
of the family. Yes, and also I think both Janelle
and Christine when they were leaving the family have both
(28:30):
cited how Mary is treated and them not wanting to
be treated the same way that Mary has been treated
for all of these years, and so that's why they're
going to leave. And so I'm always looking to see, yeah,
if there's something that resonates, but I'm like, I can
see that.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I could see that too. Yeah, And then we get
to Janelle's reading, which was kind of weird because she
says some card is reversed and that she asks Janelle
I think if her and Cody had had a fight recently.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I actually think she was not referring to Cody and Janelle.
I think Janelle she was referring to Mary and Janelle
weird the way that I did not watch that. Yeah,
she was, I think, referring to Mary and Janelle recently
having some sort of a fight, and she asked Janelle
whether there was any arguments, and Janelle kind of looks
back at Mary and she's like, no, no, I don't
(29:18):
think so, which I personally, as I was watching it,
I was like, hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I thought she was like picking it up on Janelle
and Cody. I don't think so, because then on the couch,
Cody says something like, well, I think Mona was like
reading up on all of my wives at the same time,
and she was mixing them up, and I'm like, what
does that mean? Who are you fighting with? I thought
it was about Cody and Janelle.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, I thought it was about Mary. And if it
was about Mary, and I could be wrong, but if
it was about Mary and Janelle, I just felt like
in that moment, Janelle was lying, oh yeah, total. I
think Janette. We now know Janelle and Mary were constantly
at odds. They might not have been actively arguing in
a moment, but I think Janelle did not like her
and Mary did not like Janelle, not at all.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
They had a clash of personalities the whole time.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, no, there's no problem.
There's big problems.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, there's a lot of problems between everybody and this family. Yes.
And then we get to Robin, and Robin's reading was
she gets all of the blessings of the universe all
the time, specifically with money.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, and she'll.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Never have to worry about finances. She's always going to
figure it out and everything's going to be great because
Robin is hashtag blessed.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yes. And then we go to the couch and Robin's like, well,
it's because when I was younger and I had young children,
like I always had to make sure that I was
paying my bills. But I didn't have a lot of money,
but like when I did get a little bit of money,
I had to like sneak it away and hide it.
So I was always trying to make sure that I
had enough. And I'm like, wasn't it just last season though,
(30:47):
we were talking about your credit report, Yeah, and all
of the collections that you've been sent to and all
of the multiple names and aliases that you've had because
you've been hiding and shifting your debt around on a
variety of identities. And can we also hear about how
you had Victoria's secret debt, yeah, and other debt that
the family had to pay off in order to bring
you into the family. Like, what are you talking about?
(31:09):
I know that you're good with money, or you're good
now because you're stealing all the money. You're taking all
the money from the family exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I thought that was kind of a crazy reading. And
I wonder if the other wives were kind of side
eyeing Robin for that, because I wonder if they're already
noticing that she gets more of the money and she's
getting a little bit extra here and there. I meanwhile,
Christine and Janelle are struggling to feed their kids, and
Mary gets her money for her wet bar and all
(31:38):
this stuff. Like, I don't know, I'm just wondering if
they're starting to sideye Robin.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Because I think so. I think as I'm watching season six,
I'm starting to notice that Robin's nails are always dying,
and her hair is always nice, and her clothes are
always great, and her shoes seem to be fine, and
she's wearing jewelry, so like she's definitely leveling up. But
you see the moms like Janelle and Christine who seemed
to be much more modest and humble. And the thing
(32:03):
is is that Robin has four kids at this time.
It's not like she doesn't have a mess of kids.
She does. But remember in season nineteen we have Mary
or Janelle saying something like Cody had the discretion to
move the funds around to a wife as he saw fit.
So I'm thinking he was moving those funds directly to Robin.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh for sure, probably paying for a nanny or a
babysitter because Robin and Cody got to have their little
special dates and everything. Dang, Like, I'm just wondering what's
going on here? But I thought her reading was bullshit.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Well but it's not, though, But it's not because mystic
Mona is like, you're not going to have to worry
about money, and Robin doesn't have to worry about money.
But I was just asking God in the universe and
the Mormon God on Cola, well, but what about the
year of Our Lord twenty twenty five and twenty twenty six, Like,
is there going to.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Be a time when there's going to be a financial
reckoning where money is not going to be flowing so
easy into the coffers of Cody and Robin Brown, because
that'd be the right thing to do.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
You.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, I'm just wondering if you could notice that, I know,
exhausting a want of these people prosper Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
With all these aliases and stuff. I wonder if they
still have aliases now, and if they've got fake accounts
and shit, I'm like, where's the irs when you need it?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Well, you know, Robin has fake accounts on Etsy, yep,
buying dolls and stuff like that. The very sneaky people.
And in this episode, doesn't Cody say something like, well,
we're polygamous, we're always hiding something. Yes, he does.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
He says it as like a joke.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And I think he was around the flash mob or
something like that, or trying to hide it from the
girls before they dance.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
But I'm like, there it is, Yep, there it is.
And then after that we have graduation presents and I
don't care. And then we get to the preview, okay,
where we have Janelle who wants to run a five
k because she's in her fit and fabulous life, and
then we have the four Wives taking a train, but
I think to San Francisco. Did I hear this?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But pause, because as someone who has not watched the seasons,
I have heard the Sister Wives lore around. I think
this five K where Robin gets Janelle a shirt for
the five K and she gets her an extra large
or she gets her a smaller shirt something about it
not fitting, and I remember being insulting in some way.
(34:25):
I think this is the five K, right.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I think it might be. Actually, I think you're right,
because I do remember seeing a clip of that where
she purposely gets like smaller shirts and she's like, oh,
they not fit because.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
You're fat, sorry about it, fatty fat raccoon and a dumpstery.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
It is Oh my god, I was wondering, can't wait
for that? Well, then we have the San Francisco trip,
and this is the clip where the wives are like
calling Cody all together for some reason while they're all
at dinner and Robin is like super fucking.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Paaraw is really hard and set on her face and stuff.
And I think it's Steen talking to Cody about Truly,
like something is happening with Truly, but like they're talking
about how uncomfortable. It is when one wife talks to Cody,
because apparently we can't acknowledge that we're all married to
the same man without it being offensive, so bizarre. Robin
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looks pissed.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
She does look pissed, and then they all go shopping
together for clothing and sampozolskal and god forbid, Robin's getting
these short little dresses showing too much skin rack and
too promiscuous.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, it was the most dowdy, matronly brown dress that
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well for more months, I guess.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But these women do not have fashion.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Sne not at all. I mean, but they're also the
same women that wear candy souls with a long sleep
shit underneath. They do, so they do, and then we
have information about Truly at the very end, because Truly's
getting sick. I think this is when she starts having
her kidney issues.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Right, yes, it is, And we see a snippet of
Aspen saying, you know my dad that has called me
sixteen times since the wives have been gone, and so
Aspin is being parentified and she's I think she's going
to notice that something's very wrong with Truly, and I
think according to the Laura and again I haven't watched
this season, I think Cody's just going to say, yeah,
(36:16):
she's fine, Yea, I'm a dad, I know what I'm doing.
Don't worry about it. But like Truly is actually really sick.
It's her kidneys or something, right.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, And I think correct me if I'm wrong, because
I haven't seen these episodes in a long time, but
I think like when they come back, this is where
like Truly gets really fucking sick and the chance a hospital. Yes,
And I think this is where like Christine gets mad
at Kody. I don't know if we see a lot
of that, but I think that this is like where
resentment starts to brew because I would be resentful. I'm
(36:45):
trusting you to be home with all of our kids.
I know it's a lot of them, but this is
a little girl and she's obviously sick, and now she
has to be hospitalized because you just were not paying attention, right.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I don't know. I can't wait to watch, but it
also looks like it's going to break my heart because
little Truly is just slumped over and she's very sick,
and you have Cody performing parenthood for the cameras as
opposed to actually taking care of his children. Ridiculous and
I'm going to be mad and I already know it.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Oh yeah, next week's episode's going to be a lot.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah yeah. Well, is there anything else that we need
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Speaker 2 (38:06):
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