September 17, 2024 • 30 mins
With wide-eyed wonder, lights go dim,
A child’s first step to worlds afar,
The screen ignites, the chances slim,
That life won’t change beneath that star. The opening scroll, a tale unfolds,
Of rebels, knights, and ancient lore,
A universe where courage molds,
The fate of many, and so much more. The Force awakens in their eyes,
As battles rage on distant moons,
A symphony of blaster cries,
And heroes facing countless dunes. Lightsabers clash in sparks of light,
The child sits still, their breath held tight,
In every scene, their heart takes flight,
With every twist, they see the fight. The battles end, the credits roll,
But something stirs within their soul,
A hunger born, a tale untold,
For more of what these stars behold. They close their eyes, the dreams begin,
Of epic quests and journeys grand,
For in that film, a world within,
Has sparked a flame they’ll understand.
A child’s first step to worlds afar,
The screen ignites, the chances slim,
That life won’t change beneath that star. The opening scroll, a tale unfolds,
Of rebels, knights, and ancient lore,
A universe where courage molds,
The fate of many, and so much more. The Force awakens in their eyes,
As battles rage on distant moons,
A symphony of blaster cries,
And heroes facing countless dunes. Lightsabers clash in sparks of light,
The child sits still, their breath held tight,
In every scene, their heart takes flight,
With every twist, they see the fight. The battles end, the credits roll,
But something stirs within their soul,
A hunger born, a tale untold,
For more of what these stars behold. They close their eyes, the dreams begin,
Of epic quests and journeys grand,
For in that film, a world within,
Has sparked a flame they’ll understand.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To now w's range Er Ryan, Chot's dasty to break
the silence every upting bye bye Jack waits there to
trium Way to Yea to free.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello everyone, and welcome to the Ranger Ryan Show. I
am Ranger Ryan.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I'm Judge J.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, and keep it that way because I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Let this one go. Yeah, because the judge has no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The opening literally says Judge J okay, okay, okay. And
you would let you would know that if you listened.
All right, So today I kind of being a personal journal,
okay podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Something personal happens, like unburdening your soul, yes, from what.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Has been So we are going to be talking about
something that happened to me personally and my children.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That would be appropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, it's a personal journal.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We had my nephew come into town. We only see
my sister's kids maybe two to three times a year.
It's very light and they live three states away, two
or three states away, depending on the route. And when
they do come into town usually her son stays here
(01:39):
at least one night and then of my mother's so
he stayed over and I guess he's a big Star
Wars fan. Old super fan.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Span thirteen thirteen thirteen. Okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My kids. You know, my kids have seen the ray movies, right,
the whatever, what would you call it? What are those called?
The Ray trilogy.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's called the Disney Trilogy. We'll call it that. We'll
call it that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We'll call it the Disney Trilogy. So they've seen those,
not because you know, I was like, hey, let's you know,
we didn't go to like, let's experience this. Yeah, it
just so happened. It was on a cruise ship when
we were and actually we saw rug one on a
cruise ship too. We saw it a day before the world.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Wow, you felt special and couldn't tell anyone everybody. I'm
sure people in some people have seen it before we
probably the editors.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's what they told us. So anyway, we we started watching.
That's all they've seen. That's the only movies they've seen.
And you know, I have a lot of Star Wars things.
It's not like I'm like keeping Star Wars locked in
a box from it. They just don't want to see it,
so therefore it's not you know, a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That was like a lot of people's concern with when
Disney bought Star Wars. Was that they were going to
play vault games with Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It turns out they're just mining it to death.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, they are the turning that crank and it's getting
it's becoming looser and looser.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Lots of shavings in the product. All right.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So anyway, he comes over spends I think it is
two nights, and I don't know why. Okay, but they
wanted to watch something Star Wars related. Okay, I'm assuming
because he asked them to, I don't know. So I
was like, okay, okay, we will watch we watch this
(03:41):
animated series. So I watched this animated series with them.
It is actually something that I had to dig for.
There was a Clone Wars animated series done by the
the artist and creator of Samurai Jack. And apparently nobody
knows that. It's not even in the Star Wars sectors
(04:02):
who have it. It's not in the Star Wars section
on Disney Plus. Right, Yeah, yeah, I don't know anyway,
So I had to watch a few many episodes of that,
and then he leaves, goes back home, et cetera. And
then they just randomly want to watch the entire franchise.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Start to finish, start to finish in production order or
oh or Roman Numeral.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I did Roman Numeral because I wanted to completely destroy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That bad decision there.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So I went on, I mean, this is basically this
is a Rogue one mission.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Here.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I went like, I'm like, okay, you want to watch
Star Wars mission literally want to watch Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Let's watch Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
But on episode one, I'm like, all right, here, we
got kids ready.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you excited.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And they loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, and you're sitting there farms crossed.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Probably I'm like, I can't believe I used. Why did
I love this? Anyway, so we watch episode one and
they love it. My son likes Charjar Binks. I literally
was like squeaming my skin. I was like pulling on
my skin so tight to make the emotional pain go
away and turnative physical pain. It was so he loves
(05:33):
Charjar Binks. I'm like, okay, I have an action figure.
It's got some burn marks on it, but you can
have it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So anyway, they're from blaster Bolts.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, blaster Bolts. So the following damn, maybe two
days later they asked, because you know, it was the summer.
This was during this was this was during the summer
Personal Journal. We're going a little further back, you know,
that's the way it goes. Personal Journal podcast. So they
asked to watch the next episode. Okay, okay, you know
(06:05):
what's the next episode? Okay? So I put on episode
two and it starts up, and you know, like Anakin's
like fighting, Oh no, no, most and he's like show
I know you want how cool he is flying? And
I pause it and I go, that's that little boy. Okay,
that's him now. And that the the girl from the
(06:30):
first one, Queen Amidulla. She looks the exact same kids. Okay,
play in that. And my kids are like, that's Anakin.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Anakin.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Mouthy mouthy Anakin.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So we watch all of episode two. They were not
as in Episode two is episode one. I mean it doesn't,
which makes sense to be honest.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, it's the episode two is a weird episode.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's rough, especially as someone who at my age, it's really.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Gotta love that Yoda caning himself into the room and
then hopping around with the Force.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And yeah, pretty good. It's very That's what we all
thought it would be like. So watch episode two. They
enjoyed it, they didn't like it as much as the
first one.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Have they not seen these before?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They have not.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay, so this is fresh.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It is very fresh, very fresh.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But to me, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, Like I'm literally watching, like, like what were they?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Don't you love the overuse of the green screen to
the point where like literally the actors are either just
standing there or both walking in the same direction, and
there's no fancy camera work, there's nothing, there's no showing
off of anything.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The worst all right. A few days later, a few
more than two days, it was, it was it was
like the following weekend they wanted to watch episode three.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
All right, you sure, because it ain't getting better. It
gets pretty gets pretty graphic. Okay, all right, so.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Watch episode three, and you know, they really enjoyed the
the Yoda thing, and you know, I mean it's it
is cool, I guess to see, but it's also kind
of like disappointing. Yeah, like you're just like you should
have been able to this guy literally has like one move, you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Know, right, yeah, and he's like.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He is like cackling and uh just like like the
whole fight.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, when's last time you watched it?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Boy, forever? Probably twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So we I think I've seen it once since I
saw it in the theater.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Are watching episode three and it got to the young
ling's part. Okay, so my wife, just so you know,
she told me beforehand, skip it. Oh because my son
(09:18):
has a Darth Vader suitcase and he probably won't want
to use it if he knows that Annakin is a
child murderer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Ok right, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
So it gets to the young ling thing like before,
like when the little boys like walking up to him. Yeah,
I pause it and I double tap twenty seconds. Right, Yeah,
it's fine, it's over. And the kids what was that?
The kids were like, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Just skip?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I was like, ah, just skip is boring, and
they're like, why does skip it? And then my daughter
goes he kills the kids, doesn't and I'm like, yes, yes,
they don't show it really, but he kills the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Uh So then when it got to the part where
Obi Wan is like reviewing the security footage, which is
so lame, maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Say like that, oh it's so lame, pull up. They
zoom in and enhance.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We can literally see the future. Pull up the security footage.
We didn't see this.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Youre the chosen one Onakan.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, we'll get there. And you know, I didn't even
fast forward the security footage. And then like Yoda is like, oh,
you know, there's this whole dramatic thing, and I'm like
where was this? Was this always part of the script? Yeah,
he was always a child murderer.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Really really George, So really George, I mean he.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Literally shows up as as as walking darkness. Okay, but
he has a redemption arc, yes, he does have.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hard to have a redemption arc when you kill multiple.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Children, especially in a universe, it's very heavily based upon
Hindu theology exactly with like, okay, you killed all these children,
you don't get to recover from that. You get born
as a worm.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This isn't This isn't. This shouldn't have been part of
his It wasn't even necessary, right, they could they could
have had the stormtroopers gonna get around him in a
circle order whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Order sixty six. Yeah, okay, you know, because he couldn't
have that third six in there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It was just like, you know, yeah, two on the nose. So,
I mean, they could have done so many things, firing
squad whatever. It's like, why does he have to be
the one to execute all these random children that know
him by name to prove his.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Corruption to the master? I think he gets I think
it goes at the past that there's a line.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
There's a line, and this movie crossed it. Don't was
named anagain? Oh my dog, my wife and I's dog.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
How did this happen? What do you mean where in
the when the movies came out? Did you buy this dog?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Episode two? Okay, it's a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's already pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, no, I'm just saying, like, we have this cute dog.
I'll actually talk about the dog in a minute. It
was Jack Russell at the time. It was our second
Jack Russell. We lost our first Jack Russell to some
some form of cancer. So there's our second Jack Russell.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We do.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We loved Jack Russell's only boys, We've only had boys.
And it was a brown and white Jack Russell. But
I had like a black from the back of its
head to the front of its muzzle. Yeah, so it
looked like it had like a black helmet. Oh, okay,
And we're like, okay, we'll name it an again. You know,
like our first date was episode one.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think, Oh, however longer there was two thousand and
one thing.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh then what had to have been episode two was
her first stand Probably yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure episode one was out
at the same time the matrix was.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No no, it's no no, no, we were could have been.
We saw the matrix together too, but anyway, not the point.
The point is we had a dog named Anakin when
episode two came out, and then when episode three came out,
we didn't have a dog named Anakin. He was nuts
to He would literally attack everyone that would come over,
(13:31):
including including me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, Like he was very protective of my wife, and
he became a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wo.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She moved into an apartment and they weren't accepting animals.
So we took them to the farm to live with
other crazy dogs. And it was a real farm, not
like a kill farm. I was gonna say, like, this
is very it's not like, it's not like quote the farm.
Maybe maybe Anakin should have been ordered to to escort
(14:02):
the young wings to a better future. Anything. Take the
kids to a farm, take the kids so anyway, we
watch episode where we are in three. You know, he
kills the young wings, like whatever this is has really
gotten off the rails. And you know, as far as
Padme dying, like the kids knew it, I guess, I
guess it was kind of assumed by his vision. And
(14:25):
then of course we get to the lava planet. Great
place to take a pregnant woman, great place to have
a fight. It's like it wasn't really that fight is
so hard to watch, like with them like jumping on
the robot things, the robots that don't mount in lava,
and it's just like, oh, we got a little same,
Oh we're just chilling. And then of course the end
(14:48):
where Obi wan his higher ground, right, that's the whole thing, right,
He's got the higher ground. And then Anakin I don't
know what he was thinking, but he jumps at him
and I guess he's.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Doing like a flip. Yeah, like bring those big legs
right around, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
And he chops off an two arms or an arm
and two legs, and he's laying there and the kids
they were not they knew that, they knew who he becomes.
And it's weird because it's not like I don't know
(15:28):
where my kids gained this knowledge. I guess for me,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, then we had the mythologies out there and yeah,
just out there. How do you know they well, a
lot of a lot of kids have seen the movies.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
They know that. You know, there's some robotics involved. You know,
he lost his hand in the second film, So I
mean they were already seeing where this was headed. And
when he gets his limbs chopped off, like they both
looked at me. They both looked at me like I
was like, I told you, I told you, I said,
(16:02):
this gets a violent yea, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So it's probably the first time I've seen anything like that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then after that they turned back towards the screen
and the lava has ignited his clothing and he is
burning alive with barely any way of getting out of
the situation. And then we have obi Wan reacting the
way he reacts.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Without doing anything about it, and like, you know, finishing
the job.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He does not finish the job. If anything, he leaves
them there to suffer more than anyone should suffer, even
a murderer of his cave.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well. By failing to complete the job, Obi Wan is
responsible for you know, all the deaths caused by the
Death Star, correct, and for the destruction of Waterran.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You were the chosen one. When he said that, my
daughter turned and said that was dramatic.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, And I was like, and I was like, how
did you not see this coming? You've seen who this
kid is like for his whole life growing up, and
like how he's acting. I don't like sand so I'm
gonna kill everyone who's got children. So with Order sixty six,
all of the Jedi have been wiped out, and except
for obi Wan and Yoda, and with Anakin having been
(17:28):
a part of that, you would think that obi Wan
would have the sense of mind to say, you can't
leave this one alive. You've got to actually take this
guy out. And without that, Aldoran is destroyed by the
Death Start. Now, of course he doesn't know that that's
what's gonna happen, but it's also just like, are you
not committed to your ideology or what? I don't know.
(17:52):
It's just like the second two of that trilogy are
really all over the place, and like there's nothing good
to like about Anakin in those movies. Right, you're kind
of halfway okay with Anakin because he's just a little
kid in the first movie. But it's not well done.
It's kind of annoying. After you've seen it once, it's
(18:12):
kind of annoying. And also it's just like the whole
thing is just all over the place. It's it's a
political mess. I think George Lucas did not want to
step into any actual political discussions, which kudos to him
for that, but he took the alternative route of just like,
(18:33):
I don't know, like we just had to make this
guy in order to have power, he had to kill
all the Jedi and all the kids, and so he
made Anakin kill the kids. I don't know, it's kind
of it's just a mess, not to mess in the
fact that, like there are a lot of plot holes
in it.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
There's a lot, quite a few, all right. So we
finished the original trilogy. I think we took at least
a week off. I would hope the kids were very
adamant about watching the following the originals. And I really
think I really thought, given those doing it in shotgun order, right,
So one, two, three, four, six, seventy nine, we were
(19:08):
gonna take care of this. We were gonna nip this
in the bud.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, you can either come into it naturally. I'm not
going to force this on you, which is good.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You know, I've tried to for when I when they
were younger, I did.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I was like, hey, how you stalking?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You want to come back?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I was like really trying to like, hey, Batman's cool, right,
you know, I was like really trying to let him know,
like this is daddy's thing.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah. So now I'm not forcing you. I'm guiding you
exactly where you need to go.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Right, And Star Wars has gone so far off the
cliff for me that I you know, and it's actually
been happening for quite some time, even though I know
a lot of people were really the acolyte was a Vinyl.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Straw, it was. It was even happening when George Lucas
was redoing the original trilogy back in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But that's actually where we're we're gonna go. Oh okay, okay,
so Disney plus we started watching the original trilogy, but
these are all with the nineties, okay, the Han solo
and yeah, So every time something like that came up,
it actually got to a point where the kids were like,
(20:12):
that's not that's not in it because they can tell
cheap CG.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
From they could tell the original.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, so luckily they were on board. It was a
fun little game for us to play to see how
they were ruining this completely probably good movie. Yeah, really
do all this, especially in that scene with that singer
in the bar, that with the little mouth thing. That's
harder to watch now than it was when those vhs came.
(20:43):
It was, it was rough and it just doesn't look harrd.
So we watched episode four. Kids really enjoyed it. Uh,
there was a there was a edits, but nonetheless, even
(21:04):
actually after that, the original trilogy, the kids actually enjoyed
quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah. Even well, you know, like two of the three
movies are actually really good movies, and the the third
one out is still pretty solid. You know.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Well, I mean, my kids did make an observation which
I have always agreed with. But I've always been a
fan with Boba Fett. Okay, so I have you know,
I have Boba Fett ship to my son's room, but
I and I have Boba Fett figures, and I was
(21:44):
a fan of Boba Fett. And then I'm watching with
the kids and they turned and said, that's all he does,
like because of the way he dies. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Literally a blinded man bumping into him. Yeah, making his
rocket pack, jetpack whatever, come into the desert into clumsily
fall into whatever.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's called the sarlac Sarlac pit, which they also added
the beacon, which was not they did.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
There wasn't a beak. Yeah, and uh no, no, I
I agree that, you know. I even showed the kids
like YouTube clips of what they changed. Uh and they,
you know, they agreed that it was weird. But anyway,
they they really question why he became such a cultural
(22:38):
iconic character, right, I mean, Biba fat is you can
get some Boba fet merchandise anywhere you walk.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, well that was a big deal in the prequels
when they had like Django Fet in there. Yeah, like,
oh my gosh, and like that's a little yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, no, it was cool. But still he did kind
of go out pretty weak, let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, and he's barely in He's barely in the original trilogy.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
He's barely in it. Why is he so popular? Why
was he popular to me? Why was I impacted by
this character that was barely in it?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, there was old costume. It was a cool costume.
It was the interesting ship. It was the fact that
he's a bounty hunters. Yeah yeah, And like there was
a lot of backstory stuff that was provided for him
for anyone who was interested in the books and comic
books and things like that. He showed up in a
(23:31):
lot of book serieses and there's all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
All right, So we finished the original trilogy, so we
are now we're done with one, two, three, four, five, six,
So we're on seven and my kids have seen seven
eight to nine.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah right, but now logically, magically, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
They used to love them, right, but they don't like
him as much.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No, not really, not after having seen the others, not
as much now.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So my kids somehow doing this one, two, three, four, five, six,
seventy nine order have come out being disappointed.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
In seven eight nine, in seven eight nine, as they should.
But if it's the only thing they know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's fine. Visually, I think it's a stunning piece of work.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's some incredible visual but I
mean that's technology, yeah, that is that's not something that
we can judge it on the story is just so
weak and weak, and it's just rehash very easy many ways. Well,
the other the other thing that they did with all
three of the movies was just endless fan servicing. And
(24:45):
it's good to service your fans in some ways, but
like just the super easy call outs. Like the first
example I have is the one that caught my attention
right away when I saw it in the theater and
I was like, don't do this, just don't do this.
Is when somebody mentions Han Solo in seven and races
(25:06):
Han Solo. I thought he was a legend, and it's like,
oh my god, please don't do this. And she thought
Luke Skywalker, that's what it was, Luke Skywaller.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
But Han Solo, she knows him as the smuggler.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, that's right. So like they just do endless fan service, like,
oh yeah, everyone in the universe who's good is a
fan of these people that you also know because you've
seen these movies. So like it's literally just right in
your facezy lazy fans lazy. And that really took me
out of it. Not to mention like a lot of
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the plot problems with these others. It is kind of weird.
They like I thought seven, eight to nine are like
adequate movies if they had been by themselves. I thought
eight would have been a great movie by itself, not
as part of the Star Wars universe. But you put
it in Star Wars, it breaks Star Wars because you've
got this ship where someone was like run a ship
at light speed and can basically take out almost anything. Yeah,
(26:00):
and so it's like, well, then why were we finding this?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Why did we do all that work?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Like why didn't you just load up like a dozen
of these ships fly them into the Death Star and
then if you need to go in there and shoot
some torpedoes you can because you've crippled the dang thing.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
No, no, it breaks Star Wars. Come, don't do this.
Leigh is gonna force herself back into the ship and
and but then she still dies and it's like but
nother way, No, she doesn't. I don't remember life, so
it didn't really. Yeah, I remember that they brought her
back to life in the movie in a dumb way. Yeah,
and then had to kill her character. No, they had
(26:34):
to cg her character. That's what it was. Yea.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
So they killed hand and I like, when you rewatched
the originals like I come out of it calling him
hand hand. Yeah yeah, just because of Lando the Batsman.
All right, So anyway, that is that's something for my
personal journal that I wanted to share the recently, during
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my break podcast, I did have to watch every Star
Wars film, and I guess we can say that at
least the result was that my kids don't like the
Disney Star Wars. All right, let's spin the wheel. Let's
see where we're gonna get for the music type. And uh,
(27:25):
well that's not it.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
What happens? The wheel's gone and I got a link.
There we go. It's happening, all right, I mean, shouldn't
it be classical?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But yeah, okay, let's go spin.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Whoa, Okay, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, classical music. We'll see how this goes. Thank
you for listening. As always, my name is Rhyme ger
Rap and I'm Judge J.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
We'll see you later. Grace of Chard was beauty one
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Speaker 2 (28:53):
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my faithful fool.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
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Speaker 3 (29:24):
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Speaker 2 (29:40):
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Speaker 3 (29:45):
And the time.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
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Speaker 1 (29:57):
Why school
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello everyone, and welcome to the Ranger Ryan Show. I
am Ranger Ryan.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I'm Judge J.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, and keep it that way because I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Let this one go. Yeah, because the judge has no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The opening literally says Judge J okay, okay, okay. And
you would let you would know that if you listened.
All right, So today I kind of being a personal journal,
okay podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Something personal happens, like unburdening your soul, yes, from what.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Has been So we are going to be talking about
something that happened to me personally and my children.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That would be appropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, it's a personal journal.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We had my nephew come into town. We only see
my sister's kids maybe two to three times a year.
It's very light and they live three states away, two
or three states away, depending on the route. And when
they do come into town usually her son stays here
(01:39):
at least one night and then of my mother's so
he stayed over and I guess he's a big Star
Wars fan. Old super fan.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Span thirteen thirteen thirteen. Okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My kids. You know, my kids have seen the ray movies, right,
the whatever, what would you call it? What are those called?
The Ray trilogy.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's called the Disney Trilogy. We'll call it that. We'll
call it that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We'll call it the Disney Trilogy. So they've seen those,
not because you know, I was like, hey, let's you know,
we didn't go to like, let's experience this. Yeah, it
just so happened. It was on a cruise ship when
we were and actually we saw rug one on a
cruise ship too. We saw it a day before the world.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Wow, you felt special and couldn't tell anyone everybody. I'm
sure people in some people have seen it before we
probably the editors.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's what they told us. So anyway, we we started watching.
That's all they've seen. That's the only movies they've seen.
And you know, I have a lot of Star Wars things.
It's not like I'm like keeping Star Wars locked in
a box from it. They just don't want to see it,
so therefore it's not you know, a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That was like a lot of people's concern with when
Disney bought Star Wars. Was that they were going to
play vault games with Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It turns out they're just mining it to death.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, they are the turning that crank and it's getting
it's becoming looser and looser.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Lots of shavings in the product. All right.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So anyway, he comes over spends I think it is
two nights, and I don't know why. Okay, but they
wanted to watch something Star Wars related. Okay, I'm assuming
because he asked them to, I don't know. So I
was like, okay, okay, we will watch we watch this
(03:41):
animated series. So I watched this animated series with them.
It is actually something that I had to dig for.
There was a Clone Wars animated series done by the
the artist and creator of Samurai Jack. And apparently nobody
knows that. It's not even in the Star Wars sectors
(04:02):
who have it. It's not in the Star Wars section
on Disney Plus. Right, Yeah, yeah, I don't know anyway,
So I had to watch a few many episodes of that,
and then he leaves, goes back home, et cetera. And
then they just randomly want to watch the entire franchise.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Start to finish, start to finish in production order or
oh or Roman Numeral.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I did Roman Numeral because I wanted to completely destroy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That bad decision there.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So I went on, I mean, this is basically this
is a Rogue one mission.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Here.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I went like, I'm like, okay, you want to watch
Star Wars mission literally want to watch Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Let's watch Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
But on episode one, I'm like, all right, here, we
got kids ready.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you excited.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And they loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, and you're sitting there farms crossed.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Probably I'm like, I can't believe I used. Why did
I love this? Anyway, so we watch episode one and
they love it. My son likes Charjar Binks. I literally
was like squeaming my skin. I was like pulling on
my skin so tight to make the emotional pain go
away and turnative physical pain. It was so he loves
(05:33):
Charjar Binks. I'm like, okay, I have an action figure.
It's got some burn marks on it, but you can
have it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So anyway, they're from blaster Bolts.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, blaster Bolts. So the following damn, maybe two
days later they asked, because you know, it was the summer.
This was during this was this was during the summer
Personal Journal. We're going a little further back, you know,
that's the way it goes. Personal Journal podcast. So they
asked to watch the next episode. Okay, okay, you know
(06:05):
what's the next episode? Okay? So I put on episode
two and it starts up, and you know, like Anakin's
like fighting, Oh no, no, most and he's like show
I know you want how cool he is flying? And
I pause it and I go, that's that little boy. Okay,
that's him now. And that the the girl from the
(06:30):
first one, Queen Amidulla. She looks the exact same kids. Okay,
play in that. And my kids are like, that's Anakin.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Anakin.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Mouthy mouthy Anakin.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So we watch all of episode two. They were not
as in Episode two is episode one. I mean it doesn't,
which makes sense to be honest.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, it's the episode two is a weird episode.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's rough, especially as someone who at my age, it's really.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Gotta love that Yoda caning himself into the room and
then hopping around with the Force.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And yeah, pretty good. It's very That's what we all
thought it would be like. So watch episode two. They
enjoyed it, they didn't like it as much as the
first one.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Have they not seen these before?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They have not.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay, so this is fresh.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It is very fresh, very fresh.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But to me, it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, Like I'm literally watching, like, like what were they?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Don't you love the overuse of the green screen to
the point where like literally the actors are either just
standing there or both walking in the same direction, and
there's no fancy camera work, there's nothing, there's no showing
off of anything.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The worst all right. A few days later, a few
more than two days, it was, it was it was
like the following weekend they wanted to watch episode three.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
All right, you sure, because it ain't getting better. It
gets pretty gets pretty graphic. Okay, all right, so.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Watch episode three, and you know, they really enjoyed the
the Yoda thing, and you know, I mean it's it
is cool, I guess to see, but it's also kind
of like disappointing. Yeah, like you're just like you should
have been able to this guy literally has like one move, you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Know, right, yeah, and he's like.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He is like cackling and uh just like like the
whole fight.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, when's last time you watched it?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Boy, forever? Probably twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So we I think I've seen it once since I
saw it in the theater.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Are watching episode three and it got to the young
ling's part. Okay, so my wife, just so you know,
she told me beforehand, skip it. Oh because my son
(09:18):
has a Darth Vader suitcase and he probably won't want
to use it if he knows that Annakin is a
child murderer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Ok right, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
So it gets to the young ling thing like before,
like when the little boys like walking up to him. Yeah,
I pause it and I double tap twenty seconds. Right, Yeah,
it's fine, it's over. And the kids what was that?
The kids were like, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Just skip?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I was like, ah, just skip is boring, and
they're like, why does skip it? And then my daughter
goes he kills the kids, doesn't and I'm like, yes, yes,
they don't show it really, but he kills the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Uh So then when it got to the part where
Obi Wan is like reviewing the security footage, which is
so lame, maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Say like that, oh it's so lame, pull up. They
zoom in and enhance.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We can literally see the future. Pull up the security footage.
We didn't see this.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Youre the chosen one Onakan.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, we'll get there. And you know, I didn't even
fast forward the security footage. And then like Yoda is like, oh,
you know, there's this whole dramatic thing, and I'm like
where was this? Was this always part of the script? Yeah,
he was always a child murderer.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Really really George, So really George, I mean he.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Literally shows up as as as walking darkness. Okay, but
he has a redemption arc, yes, he does have.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hard to have a redemption arc when you kill multiple.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Children, especially in a universe, it's very heavily based upon
Hindu theology exactly with like, okay, you killed all these children,
you don't get to recover from that. You get born
as a worm.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This isn't This isn't. This shouldn't have been part of
his It wasn't even necessary, right, they could they could
have had the stormtroopers gonna get around him in a
circle order whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Order sixty six. Yeah, okay, you know, because he couldn't
have that third six in there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It was just like, you know, yeah, two on the nose. So,
I mean, they could have done so many things, firing
squad whatever. It's like, why does he have to be
the one to execute all these random children that know
him by name to prove his.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Corruption to the master? I think he gets I think
it goes at the past that there's a line.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
There's a line, and this movie crossed it. Don't was
named anagain? Oh my dog, my wife and I's dog.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
How did this happen? What do you mean where in
the when the movies came out? Did you buy this dog?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Episode two? Okay, it's a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's already pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, no, I'm just saying, like, we have this cute dog.
I'll actually talk about the dog in a minute. It
was Jack Russell at the time. It was our second
Jack Russell. We lost our first Jack Russell to some
some form of cancer. So there's our second Jack Russell.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We do.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We loved Jack Russell's only boys, We've only had boys.
And it was a brown and white Jack Russell. But
I had like a black from the back of its
head to the front of its muzzle. Yeah, so it
looked like it had like a black helmet. Oh, okay,
And we're like, okay, we'll name it an again. You know,
like our first date was episode one.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think, Oh, however longer there was two thousand and
one thing.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh then what had to have been episode two was
her first stand Probably yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure episode one was out
at the same time the matrix was.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No no, it's no no, no, we were could have been.
We saw the matrix together too, but anyway, not the point.
The point is we had a dog named Anakin when
episode two came out, and then when episode three came out,
we didn't have a dog named Anakin. He was nuts
to He would literally attack everyone that would come over,
(13:31):
including including me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, Like he was very protective of my wife, and
he became a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wo.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She moved into an apartment and they weren't accepting animals.
So we took them to the farm to live with
other crazy dogs. And it was a real farm, not
like a kill farm. I was gonna say, like, this
is very it's not like, it's not like quote the farm.
Maybe maybe Anakin should have been ordered to to escort
(14:02):
the young wings to a better future. Anything. Take the
kids to a farm, take the kids so anyway, we
watch episode where we are in three. You know, he
kills the young wings, like whatever this is has really
gotten off the rails. And you know, as far as
Padme dying, like the kids knew it, I guess, I
guess it was kind of assumed by his vision. And
(14:25):
then of course we get to the lava planet. Great
place to take a pregnant woman, great place to have
a fight. It's like it wasn't really that fight is
so hard to watch, like with them like jumping on
the robot things, the robots that don't mount in lava,
and it's just like, oh, we got a little same,
Oh we're just chilling. And then of course the end
(14:48):
where Obi wan his higher ground, right, that's the whole thing, right,
He's got the higher ground. And then Anakin I don't
know what he was thinking, but he jumps at him
and I guess he's.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Doing like a flip. Yeah, like bring those big legs
right around, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
And he chops off an two arms or an arm
and two legs, and he's laying there and the kids
they were not they knew that, they knew who he becomes.
And it's weird because it's not like I don't know
(15:28):
where my kids gained this knowledge. I guess for me,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, then we had the mythologies out there and yeah,
just out there. How do you know they well, a
lot of a lot of kids have seen the movies.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
They know that. You know, there's some robotics involved. You know,
he lost his hand in the second film, So I
mean they were already seeing where this was headed. And
when he gets his limbs chopped off, like they both
looked at me. They both looked at me like I
was like, I told you, I told you, I said,
(16:02):
this gets a violent yea, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So it's probably the first time I've seen anything like that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then after that they turned back towards the screen
and the lava has ignited his clothing and he is
burning alive with barely any way of getting out of
the situation. And then we have obi Wan reacting the
way he reacts.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Without doing anything about it, and like, you know, finishing
the job.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He does not finish the job. If anything, he leaves
them there to suffer more than anyone should suffer, even
a murderer of his cave.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well. By failing to complete the job, Obi Wan is
responsible for you know, all the deaths caused by the
Death Star, correct, and for the destruction of Waterran.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You were the chosen one. When he said that, my
daughter turned and said that was dramatic.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, And I was like, and I was like, how
did you not see this coming? You've seen who this
kid is like for his whole life growing up, and
like how he's acting. I don't like sand so I'm
gonna kill everyone who's got children. So with Order sixty six,
all of the Jedi have been wiped out, and except
for obi Wan and Yoda, and with Anakin having been
(17:28):
a part of that, you would think that obi Wan
would have the sense of mind to say, you can't
leave this one alive. You've got to actually take this
guy out. And without that, Aldoran is destroyed by the
Death Start. Now, of course he doesn't know that that's
what's gonna happen, but it's also just like, are you
not committed to your ideology or what? I don't know.
(17:52):
It's just like the second two of that trilogy are
really all over the place, and like there's nothing good
to like about Anakin in those movies. Right, you're kind
of halfway okay with Anakin because he's just a little
kid in the first movie. But it's not well done.
It's kind of annoying. After you've seen it once, it's
(18:12):
kind of annoying. And also it's just like the whole
thing is just all over the place. It's it's a
political mess. I think George Lucas did not want to
step into any actual political discussions, which kudos to him
for that, but he took the alternative route of just like,
(18:33):
I don't know, like we just had to make this
guy in order to have power, he had to kill
all the Jedi and all the kids, and so he
made Anakin kill the kids. I don't know, it's kind
of it's just a mess, not to mess in the
fact that, like there are a lot of plot holes
in it.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
There's a lot, quite a few, all right. So we
finished the original trilogy. I think we took at least
a week off. I would hope the kids were very
adamant about watching the following the originals. And I really
think I really thought, given those doing it in shotgun order, right,
So one, two, three, four, six, seventy nine, we were
(19:08):
gonna take care of this. We were gonna nip this
in the bud.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, you can either come into it naturally. I'm not
going to force this on you, which is good.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You know, I've tried to for when I when they
were younger, I did.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I was like, hey, how you stalking?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You want to come back?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I was like really trying to like, hey, Batman's cool, right,
you know, I was like really trying to let him know,
like this is daddy's thing.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah. So now I'm not forcing you. I'm guiding you
exactly where you need to go.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Right, And Star Wars has gone so far off the
cliff for me that I you know, and it's actually
been happening for quite some time, even though I know
a lot of people were really the acolyte was a Vinyl.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Straw, it was. It was even happening when George Lucas
was redoing the original trilogy back in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But that's actually where we're we're gonna go. Oh okay, okay,
so Disney plus we started watching the original trilogy, but
these are all with the nineties, okay, the Han solo
and yeah, So every time something like that came up,
it actually got to a point where the kids were like,
(20:12):
that's not that's not in it because they can tell
cheap CG.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
From they could tell the original.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, so luckily they were on board. It was a
fun little game for us to play to see how
they were ruining this completely probably good movie. Yeah, really
do all this, especially in that scene with that singer
in the bar, that with the little mouth thing. That's
harder to watch now than it was when those vhs came.
(20:43):
It was, it was rough and it just doesn't look harrd.
So we watched episode four. Kids really enjoyed it. Uh,
there was a there was a edits, but nonetheless, even
(21:04):
actually after that, the original trilogy, the kids actually enjoyed
quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah. Even well, you know, like two of the three
movies are actually really good movies, and the the third
one out is still pretty solid. You know.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Well, I mean, my kids did make an observation which
I have always agreed with. But I've always been a
fan with Boba Fett. Okay, so I have you know,
I have Boba Fett ship to my son's room, but
I and I have Boba Fett figures, and I was
(21:44):
a fan of Boba Fett. And then I'm watching with
the kids and they turned and said, that's all he does,
like because of the way he dies. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Literally a blinded man bumping into him. Yeah, making his
rocket pack, jetpack whatever, come into the desert into clumsily
fall into whatever.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's called the sarlac Sarlac pit, which they also added
the beacon, which was not they did.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
There wasn't a beak. Yeah, and uh no, no, I
I agree that, you know. I even showed the kids
like YouTube clips of what they changed. Uh and they,
you know, they agreed that it was weird. But anyway,
they they really question why he became such a cultural
(22:38):
iconic character, right, I mean, Biba fat is you can
get some Boba fet merchandise anywhere you walk.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, well that was a big deal in the prequels
when they had like Django Fet in there. Yeah, like,
oh my gosh, and like that's a little yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, no, it was cool. But still he did kind
of go out pretty weak, let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, and he's barely in He's barely in the original trilogy.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
He's barely in it. Why is he so popular? Why
was he popular to me? Why was I impacted by
this character that was barely in it?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, there was old costume. It was a cool costume.
It was the interesting ship. It was the fact that
he's a bounty hunters. Yeah yeah, And like there was
a lot of backstory stuff that was provided for him
for anyone who was interested in the books and comic
books and things like that. He showed up in a
(23:31):
lot of book serieses and there's all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
All right, So we finished the original trilogy, so we
are now we're done with one, two, three, four, five, six,
So we're on seven and my kids have seen seven
eight to nine.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah right, but now logically, magically, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
They used to love them, right, but they don't like
him as much.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
No, not really, not after having seen the others, not
as much now.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So my kids somehow doing this one, two, three, four, five, six,
seventy nine order have come out being disappointed.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
In seven eight nine, in seven eight nine, as they should.
But if it's the only thing they know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's fine. Visually, I think it's a stunning piece of work.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's some incredible visual but I
mean that's technology, yeah, that is that's not something that
we can judge it on the story is just so
weak and weak, and it's just rehash very easy many ways. Well,
the other the other thing that they did with all
three of the movies was just endless fan servicing. And
(24:45):
it's good to service your fans in some ways, but
like just the super easy call outs. Like the first
example I have is the one that caught my attention
right away when I saw it in the theater and
I was like, don't do this, just don't do this.
Is when somebody mentions Han Solo in seven and races
(25:06):
Han Solo. I thought he was a legend, and it's like,
oh my god, please don't do this. And she thought
Luke Skywalker, that's what it was, Luke Skywaller.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
But Han Solo, she knows him as the smuggler.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, that's right. So like they just do endless fan service, like,
oh yeah, everyone in the universe who's good is a
fan of these people that you also know because you've
seen these movies. So like it's literally just right in
your facezy lazy fans lazy. And that really took me
out of it. Not to mention like a lot of
(25:38):
the plot problems with these others. It is kind of weird.
They like I thought seven, eight to nine are like
adequate movies if they had been by themselves. I thought
eight would have been a great movie by itself, not
as part of the Star Wars universe. But you put
it in Star Wars, it breaks Star Wars because you've
got this ship where someone was like run a ship
at light speed and can basically take out almost anything. Yeah,
(26:00):
and so it's like, well, then why were we finding this?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Why did we do all that work?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Like why didn't you just load up like a dozen
of these ships fly them into the Death Star and
then if you need to go in there and shoot
some torpedoes you can because you've crippled the dang thing.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
No, no, it breaks Star Wars. Come, don't do this.
Leigh is gonna force herself back into the ship and
and but then she still dies and it's like but
nother way, No, she doesn't. I don't remember life, so
it didn't really. Yeah, I remember that they brought her
back to life in the movie in a dumb way. Yeah,
and then had to kill her character. No, they had
(26:34):
to cg her character. That's what it was. Yea.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
So they killed hand and I like, when you rewatched
the originals like I come out of it calling him
hand hand. Yeah yeah, just because of Lando the Batsman.
All right, So anyway, that is that's something for my
personal journal that I wanted to share the recently, during
(27:02):
my break podcast, I did have to watch every Star
Wars film, and I guess we can say that at
least the result was that my kids don't like the
Disney Star Wars. All right, let's spin the wheel. Let's
see where we're gonna get for the music type. And uh,
(27:25):
well that's not it.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
What happens? The wheel's gone and I got a link.
There we go. It's happening, all right, I mean, shouldn't
it be classical?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But yeah, okay, let's go spin.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Whoa, Okay, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, classical music. We'll see how this goes. Thank
you for listening. As always, my name is Rhyme ger
Rap and I'm Judge J.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
We'll see you later. Grace of Chard was beauty one
(28:31):
in all most.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Disgusting to run the time I was being fade God,
my faithful fool.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
S A.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Small destiny taes.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Squishless song.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
And the time.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Is the most
Speaker 1 (29:57):
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