May 22, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedy-variety show featuring the titular comedian's array of characters and sketches, delivering laughter through slapstick and satire. The show's humor appeals to a broad audience.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
By transcription.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've changed my mind. I'm not going on.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Give nineteen fifty credit. The old boy will we tried,
but his boy fifty one will be brighter because he
knows about wonderful tide he did.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Wow Hollywood Rocking Gamble's Tide. The Washtay Miracle of Kids
were a better washing job than any soap on Her
proudly presents The.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Red Skelton Show. What's Red Skelton?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
David wrote his arcis Loraine Tuttles Decline Back Again and
John Holbrook will be me Ron O'Connell problem, The skeleton
scrap look of satire historian titled The New Year's Puzzle
and It's stars Red Skelvins, Fred, how are you standing
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up under the holiday stream?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, smister Calton, Now I've been so busy I forgot
to ask.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Tell me. Did you have a nice Christmas? Yes? I
want to thank you for your gift to it just
what I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A bicycle come. It'll come in handy if I ever
want to fix any flats.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Fact, I think I'll do a little work on your chest.
Now did you like the shorts I gave you?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Were those shorts?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I thought they were slaxing my warm bowling.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
To tell me, how are you going to How are
you going to bring in the new year. I'll have
nothing to do with it. I'll go to bed, wake
up in the morning, and there it'll be.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
This thing.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Nineteen fifty one will soon come in everywhere, But right
shout you know, I hear it still nineteen forty six
over there, nineteen forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, and fifty.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Refuse to come in. Hey, hey, I got what did
you hear?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Bud Stalen?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
He called in a doctor and he says, I want
some serum that'll make me younger. And this doctor says, well,
I'm sorry, we don't have any serum that'll make you younger, Joe.
But you'll give the people half a chance. We will
see that you don't get any older. Hey, how are
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you going to celebrate the arrival of nineteen fifty one?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I don't drink and smoke or I have any lady friends,
so I shall just retire early.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh really, well, shall I help you turn down the
lid on your box?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, then, how will you bring in the new year?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Just stay home and rents out a few things.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Say that reminds me take it easy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
On the stars and stuff. Yeah, why am I getting
too much stocks?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And you're saying, yeah, last night I fell out of
bed and broke my beginnas.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hey lot, turn on the radio. Let's be sporty about this.
Then I guess, for old time sake, what do you say?
Speaker 9 (03:16):
And now we give you an address by his honor
who will speak on plans for the new years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And here he is Sam Fernando Red.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Mort Ferns, and you are mart Frians. This is a
farewell for a year that has brought many changes.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It was a good election year.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
And before I go any further, I would like to
thank all of you who voted yes on Proposition No.
Some in politics cut off their nose this year justicepite
their faces.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
But it's just as well.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Things around Washington don't smell too good anyhow.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Some say that in nineteen fifty that I yielded to crime,
but I can prove that I've never done anything like that.
In fact, since I've been in office. Get this now,
since I've been in office, I ain't done anything and
I don't intend to start now. I am an honest man.
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I came from an honest family. I have thousands of
letters here to back up that statement. I'd like to
read you some of these letters praising me for my honesty,
but my spelling is very bad and I can't read
my moon writing. Let's post a cont of futures. There
(05:00):
is a lovery coming, there is a lot in storm.
All the present situations will affect the price of lydia.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Take them.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can't be told you.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I have a prediction now for nineteen fifty one, and
perk up your ears. I'm about to make a prediction.
Don't get this straight. I'll have my straight too.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you don't.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Remember, when I predict something, it usually comes through. So
I am about to protect something ill.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Let's see when I was not.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Going to predict.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'll almost forget it and give a little tooth to
nineteen fifty one. Of course, I don't drink hard liquor myself.
I'll never touch it, but I will touch my tongue
for tonight in good fellowship.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Boy, what a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That guy got.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Get another station will continue our celebration for the new
year with a number from Dave Blows and his Orchestra
playing Tumbling Tumbleweeds.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
A you know these days some women use the new
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no rinse method of washing clothes.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
I do, and it works wonderfully with tide.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
On the other hand, lots of women still rinse.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Tide plus rinsing. I'll stick to that.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Yes, one woman uses the no rinse method, the other doesn't.
But did you notice they both use tide Because whether
you wash with rinsing or without, Tide does a better
washing job than any soap on earth. In short, you
can wash whichever way suits you best. Either way, Tide
gets clothes dazzling clean.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Tide gets white shirts and sheets and table in them
sparkling white.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Tide makes washable colors look bright and fresh, and tide
washed clothes dry so.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Soft and fluffy, smell so sweet and clean, and ironing
them is so smooth and easy.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yes, Tide takes everything you wash, white things, colored things,
light things, heavy things. Tide gets them all miracle clean.
You see, Tide first gets the dirt out of clothes,
then keeps that dirt suspended in the wash water, so
you wring out the water and the dirt at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Something else.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Unlike soap, Tide never leaves dulling soap film, so you
get a wash that's bright, fresh and clean. Try tithe
and try it with whichever washing method you like best.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
With rinting or without printing.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Either way, Tide does a better washing job than any
soap on earth.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Till leave it on.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
There may be some news on Here is a recording
of a meeting at the United Nations wishing everyone a
happy new year. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry that was
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the wrong record. That was the Peace Conference, Thought.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And soul.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
That's the happy, happy new year.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Rod.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
How are you boy?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Are we already to go out and paint the town blue?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm glad you said.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I am getting so ashamed of the color. I'm going
to change my name to Whitey.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Say one of these pictures on the wall. Oh, there
are a lot of pin up pictures. I've redecorated the room. Here,
there's here.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I didn't know you could make so many different faces. Hey,
you don't look bad posted that phone there.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's the Esquire calendard.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Here's something that might interest you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
A picture of mister skeleton and is a clown with
the hick him back a while, it's certain.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, look at those funny big false speed He's worries.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Those aren't false feet. Those are his own. I know
I used to help him wash the part he couldn't reach.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hey, what do you want to see me about O'Connor?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well, look, Willie Lumplump has disappeared and his wife's hysterical.
And I promised her i'd.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Look for him. Well, don't worry about Willy. He's all right. No,
I promised Willie's wife that i'd find him, so i'll
see you later. Look, he's wonder where.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I should look for Willie first? Oh, here's Clem Cadittle,
how first fix it shop? Maybe Cleming seen him?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
A fare well? Here we happy new year?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I gotta get back to work here.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I don't know what I'm hammering on here, but I
gotta fix it. Boy, it's here, looks like it's in
bad jake joy?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What it is? Well, now I recognize it. It's my thumb. Oh,
I guess my HiT's hiking days are over now? How
they clam? Howdy? How are you? Can I be of
any service to you? Sir? If you're smart, you'll say, no, clam?
What kind of repair work do you do here?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Don't you read the sign on my door?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes? I read it? Would you read it to me?
How stupid can you gets? What can't? I said? How stupid?
Can you guess?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well, that's pretty hard to tell, fully developed?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, that you fan for him?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He didn't get that one at all.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How's business, clam? How's business? He's removed your hat and
have a little respect for the dead. When he took
the way it's doing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm gonna have to hire another man to.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Help take care of the customer. Who be the customer?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
But it's better than the job I used to have.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know what job was that?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I used to be a door to door stay opened.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I sold doors to dopers. Let's claim. I stopped m
to ask if you've seen Willie Lumplump. He's just a pair. No,
I haven't seen Willie. Send to use my bathtub.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
To whip up some concoction.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
For New Year's celebration. You let the whole big jug
of it back there. He makes his own stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Sure, he makes it himself, and he drinks it himself.
That way he cuts out the middle man.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Or look who's coming in the door too much? Have
had a nasty accident?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Hell, clam, well, how are you of a girl?
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Well, clam, I was hoping you'd take me out of
some classy night cloud to bring in the new year.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, I don't care to go to them snooty restrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They always make me wear a.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Necktie, and I look silly and a necktie, thanktually without
a shirt.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Plam, Where did you get the new pot belly stove?
That ain't a pot.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Belly stove, that's rot old cultner.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Co about Daisy Jane.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh hello, mister O'Connor. How chumming to see you again.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh why don't you stop that stuff?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Every time you meet a good looking man you start
putting on airs, which reminds me I out opened the
window a little.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Would you care to kiss my hair?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Miss jawcon Oh daisy dude, I'll dare you to let
another and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Kiss you on the hands.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
But now there, don't be jealous, Clams. You're the only
one I that kissed me on the left.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Let's just it. I want the.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Same break to the rest of the guy.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
And as for you, you overstuff, Hollywood coyote.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Don't get mad, Clam, and I mean nothing to want
to right, Clam.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
You're the only man in my life.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh you dead too well?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I happen to know that by accident the other night,
I was sneaking by your house, and I happen to
peek in.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You see, I'm a peeping tom. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or sometimes I.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Peep when I should have come.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I happen to see another man.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I happen to see another man sitting at my place,
at your table, eating peas with my knife and drinking
coffee out of my saucers.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Now our engagement is true. I'll have back my cigar
band if.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You don't mind like that.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
I want to marry you. I want to be the
mother of your children.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well this is Chilia. I don't have any children. Now,
look you just kids. Go out and have a good time.
Don't bring the New year in fighting.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
DJ. I'm sorry we had a little argument.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Hey, there's a bottle.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Of Willie lump wump nerve tony back here. Shall we celebrate?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, justin because it's New.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Year's okay, you're a little girl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It's just like water. No kick to it at all,
practically nothing.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Well, happy new Year, New year, here goes.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
She flew right out the window. How are you gonna
get her down? We'll do something.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Don't get excited.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I know what to do oh operator, give me the
fort MacArthur any aircraft battery when.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'll see you later. If you see Willie Lumpup asking
to call his wife, happened exact?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Say, oh, did you wing to well color Fire McPike
the battling bird boy? How come you're driving a cab
Color Power.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Boy, I'm driving a cab from my grandmother. It's her cab.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You gee, it's not like he's he's skating the roller
going to be denied.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Your grandmother roller skates.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, he used to be a rattler, but you had
to give it up to start here in Belgian goods. Boy,
when that happened, you'd better give up the fight game.
When you don't answer that phone, I know who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Well tell me Califower. You've been fighting again, Curts.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You heard all my fights are being televike. Now, how
about that? I'm being spunted by a mortuary.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
At the end of.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Every about I get lay there while I read the comorcial.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I thought you giving up fighting?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
You know I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You see fighting in my blood?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
What's left down with you?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
I can hear about my fighting?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
At the end of the first minute and a half,
I was.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Still on my feet, so they stopped the fight and.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Gave me a so high. But there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They thought I would dope.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You know I wanted to win that fight.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Dude, from my kid that was born the day before.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You and your wife have a new baby.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well you don't think we gotta take a hand with you?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Why are you?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You think us from the mainspring? You want to keep
them rattler down at that, jim Nigga.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
You know what they did this year?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
They all hum they're stuck and jump on the mantels.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
And then one digrets like Danny drugged Chillie bum and
playing a night down the chimney.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're no fireplaying that, jim n.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I know I carry out the answers everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Did you hear about Willie Lumpump disappearing?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, but nothing to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I happened to know he Okay, Oh do you know
a little bug doing me back there? You're blabbing off.
He's moke again. Hey look, bird Brings, can you drive
me over to Junior's house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Don you think maybe he didn't happened?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You sure?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know how to this.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You're knew it.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I wanted you pull over to the curb and stop. Well,
then you hear that we're doing.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You're probably gonna give me a ticket for not stopping
at that railroad crossing.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I heard the bell ringing when I don't have to
make it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
A railroad crossing.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You can't hear it ringing that bell man, damn thing?
You know they might hide, damn thing. I always stopped
for the green when I heard the bell ringing. But
when I look a room, he never knew.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I give up. I'm going out and for a walk.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, your home.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That poor guy sure must be tough walking around conscious like, oh,
here go Danny Claude, back to the north Port.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why Danny Cloud?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I think ingle bell.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
The more I hang around with that mcpug, the more
I think I'm beginning to hear things I could swear.
I hear Dave Rose in his orchestra playing the Habanero
from Carmen with Raphael Mendez, the world's greatest trumpet players.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
A new deal in the dishpan.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's Tide.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yes, Tide has really done things for dishwashing that greas problem.
For instance, Tide's death on grease not only cuts it amazingly,
but actually seems to make it disappear completely. You work
in water that feels fresh and clean, and you get
such pleasant results. Why dishes and glasses rinse and dry,
clear and bright. That's because tide, unlike soap, leaves no
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dulling film. Dishes come out sparkling clean, Yes, cleaner than
any soap will get them, and say, if hard water's
your problem, forget it. Even in hardest water, tide works amazingly,
gives oceans of SuDS that come fast and last long,
really stay on the job, and are kind to your
hands in the bargain, So try Tide for dishes. Get
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a new giant economy size package for more convenience, more economy,
fewer shop trips.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yes, buy the giant.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Package tomorrow and try tied in your dishpans.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Boy me, because you're can go fashion, I make a
hot one.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I got your riding your classical in the house.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Now what did you break?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You know that base which wishlers money on it? Yeah?
You old gown gets any it?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Wake down? Oh for two cents, I'd make you stay
home and I'll let you ride down the store.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Are you going to drive the car.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, oh good, Jay Pop must have done pretty well
last night with those park cars. And that's shipening hood
huh you your father doesn't sighten gangs.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
He got those hollow cheeks from shipping spaghettes.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Can I drive the car? How many times do I
have to tell you you're too little?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
You wouldn't know what to do if you had to
stop real quick?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yes I would.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I would do the same as you and your cadger
your drive, pick out something, keep and running to you.
You know, didn't like the way you bought that car.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
He Oh, no, he's doing well.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
At least I park better than he does, don't I well, don't.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I okay, Joe, If you want to smack me, go
ahead and smack me, but don't.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Trick me into you. Come on, let's go okay o
my stomach?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Hey you look fat?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Sho.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Why don't you ring your doorbell? Let us know you
hear something?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
What were you doing keeping when you should have?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, I was just about to ring the doorbell.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I've been looking for Willie Lumpluff and I just wondered
if you'd seen him.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We never could choose him.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Technically, yes, it hasn't been booked for two days.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Well you.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like that with your goodies?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That with your goodies? No play good? But that hey,
you is in luck.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
You know I just happened.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You know, a real good disinfective detective. Well, don't laugh,
but all me buddies call me Sam bulldozers coolargays. I'm
much better than Sam faves. You know, wait time put
on me this SI now, sure you want to do
that's humans Rod.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
We don't want to hurt his little cheese.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I'll go along with a gag, but I wish I
could gag him.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Here he comes now act impressed.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Well you I is back.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
You know me?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're useful?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Oh Junior, what a wonderful dictum? I how do you
recognize you? How did you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I shaved.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I shaved your four coat?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Now they're starting to.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Detective for it. Blight that get me magnifying glass. Now,
as we say in the Sun's patrol, I have picked
up a shin.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, now where are we going to find?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Everybody in your car?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Everybody give you okay, old State Theater and there I'll
be Tempaner's a woman rible in front of me.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He's going to turn into that supermarket.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'll blow the horse.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Boy, he was a hurried you didn't even get out
of the car.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
If you ever touch that horn again.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Don't you hit me. How do you know Willie love
a low State theater?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Well he's working for Wedge Kelton. Yes, well there's the theater.
Look up when the marquee Wedge Calton features he watched
the Birdie.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
That's funny. They have hundreds of pictures of Anne Miller,
Pamela Britton and Arlan Doll, but but none of that
skelts as.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Will if you had a jewelry store, would you put
shits on me in the window.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Let's take a look inside the theater. Maybe Willy is
in there.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
That's the theater doesn't noted for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yet, let's look in anyway. Say Junior was right, there's
Willie sitting in the front row of the theater asleep.
Hey Willie, h shut up?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh fat boy?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Where you been? Where have I been? Where have you been?
We've been looking all before. You've been gone for two days?
Whose days?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
When you see I came in you see Skelton picture
And after the twelve time I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm gonna quick.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
This copy gave me, you know, it wears me out,
starting me applause every time he comes on the screen.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
This is Ron O'Connor reminding you that whether you wash
with rensing or without tie, does a better wash their
job than any soap on earth. Tied ladies and gentlemen,
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Red Skelton, ladies and gentlemen, in the half of our sponsors,
Focor and Gamble, and my entire cast, May we say
be New Year, and we know that it will be
because God is on our side. Join us again next
Sunday for the Red Skeleton Show, Red Skelton's Heart. This
programmer because it's the metric all the mayor. This is
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a copy writed feature The Red Skelton Show came to you,
transcribed over CBS.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
The stars address the Columbia Broadcasting System
By transcription.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've changed my mind. I'm not going on.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Give nineteen fifty credit. The old boy will we tried,
but his boy fifty one will be brighter because he
knows about wonderful tide he did.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Wow Hollywood Rocking Gamble's Tide. The Washtay Miracle of Kids
were a better washing job than any soap on Her
proudly presents The.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Red Skelton Show. What's Red Skelton?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
David wrote his arcis Loraine Tuttles Decline Back Again and
John Holbrook will be me Ron O'Connell problem, The skeleton
scrap look of satire historian titled The New Year's Puzzle
and It's stars Red Skelvins, Fred, how are you standing
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up under the holiday stream?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, smister Calton, Now I've been so busy I forgot
to ask.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Tell me. Did you have a nice Christmas? Yes? I
want to thank you for your gift to it just
what I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A bicycle come. It'll come in handy if I ever
want to fix any flats.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Fact, I think I'll do a little work on your chest.
Now did you like the shorts I gave you?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Were those shorts?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I thought they were slaxing my warm bowling.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
To tell me, how are you going to How are
you going to bring in the new year. I'll have
nothing to do with it. I'll go to bed, wake
up in the morning, and there it'll be.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
This thing.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Nineteen fifty one will soon come in everywhere, But right
shout you know, I hear it still nineteen forty six
over there, nineteen forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, and fifty.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Refuse to come in. Hey, hey, I got what did
you hear?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Bud Stalen?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
He called in a doctor and he says, I want
some serum that'll make me younger. And this doctor says, well,
I'm sorry, we don't have any serum that'll make you younger, Joe.
But you'll give the people half a chance. We will
see that you don't get any older. Hey, how are
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you going to celebrate the arrival of nineteen fifty one?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I don't drink and smoke or I have any lady friends,
so I shall just retire early.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh really, well, shall I help you turn down the
lid on your box?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, then, how will you bring in the new year?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Just stay home and rents out a few things.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Say that reminds me take it easy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
On the stars and stuff. Yeah, why am I getting
too much stocks?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And you're saying, yeah, last night I fell out of
bed and broke my beginnas.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hey lot, turn on the radio. Let's be sporty about this.
Then I guess, for old time sake, what do you say?
Speaker 9 (03:16):
And now we give you an address by his honor
who will speak on plans for the new years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And here he is Sam Fernando Red.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Mort Ferns, and you are mart Frians. This is a
farewell for a year that has brought many changes.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It was a good election year.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
And before I go any further, I would like to
thank all of you who voted yes on Proposition No.
Some in politics cut off their nose this year justicepite
their faces.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
But it's just as well.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Things around Washington don't smell too good anyhow.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Some say that in nineteen fifty that I yielded to crime,
but I can prove that I've never done anything like that.
In fact, since I've been in office. Get this now,
since I've been in office, I ain't done anything and
I don't intend to start now. I am an honest man.
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I came from an honest family. I have thousands of
letters here to back up that statement. I'd like to
read you some of these letters praising me for my honesty,
but my spelling is very bad and I can't read
my moon writing. Let's post a cont of futures. There
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is a lovery coming, there is a lot in storm.
All the present situations will affect the price of lydia.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Take them.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can't be told you.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I have a prediction now for nineteen fifty one, and
perk up your ears. I'm about to make a prediction.
Don't get this straight. I'll have my straight too.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you don't.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Remember, when I predict something, it usually comes through. So
I am about to protect something ill.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Let's see when I was not.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Going to predict.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'll almost forget it and give a little tooth to
nineteen fifty one. Of course, I don't drink hard liquor myself.
I'll never touch it, but I will touch my tongue
for tonight in good fellowship.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Boy, what a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That guy got.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Get another station will continue our celebration for the new
year with a number from Dave Blows and his Orchestra
playing Tumbling Tumbleweeds.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
A you know these days some women use the new
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no rinse method of washing clothes.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
I do, and it works wonderfully with tide.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
On the other hand, lots of women still rinse.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Tide plus rinsing. I'll stick to that.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Yes, one woman uses the no rinse method, the other doesn't.
But did you notice they both use tide Because whether
you wash with rinsing or without, Tide does a better
washing job than any soap on earth. In short, you
can wash whichever way suits you best. Either way, Tide
gets clothes dazzling clean.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Tide gets white shirts and sheets and table in them
sparkling white.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Tide makes washable colors look bright and fresh, and tide
washed clothes dry so.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Soft and fluffy, smell so sweet and clean, and ironing
them is so smooth and easy.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yes, Tide takes everything you wash, white things, colored things,
light things, heavy things. Tide gets them all miracle clean.
You see, Tide first gets the dirt out of clothes,
then keeps that dirt suspended in the wash water, so
you wring out the water and the dirt at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Something else.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Unlike soap, Tide never leaves dulling soap film, so you
get a wash that's bright, fresh and clean. Try tithe
and try it with whichever washing method you like best.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
With rinting or without printing.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Either way, Tide does a better washing job than any
soap on earth.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Till leave it on.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
There may be some news on Here is a recording
of a meeting at the United Nations wishing everyone a
happy new year. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry that was
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the wrong record. That was the Peace Conference, Thought.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And soul.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
That's the happy, happy new year.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Rod.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
How are you boy?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Are we already to go out and paint the town blue?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm glad you said.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I am getting so ashamed of the color. I'm going
to change my name to Whitey.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Say one of these pictures on the wall. Oh, there
are a lot of pin up pictures. I've redecorated the room. Here,
there's here.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I didn't know you could make so many different faces. Hey,
you don't look bad posted that phone there.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's the Esquire calendard.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Here's something that might interest you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
A picture of mister skeleton and is a clown with
the hick him back a while, it's certain.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, look at those funny big false speed He's worries.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Those aren't false feet. Those are his own. I know
I used to help him wash the part he couldn't reach.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hey, what do you want to see me about O'Connor?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well, look, Willie Lumplump has disappeared and his wife's hysterical.
And I promised her i'd.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Look for him. Well, don't worry about Willy. He's all right. No,
I promised Willie's wife that i'd find him, so i'll
see you later. Look, he's wonder where.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I should look for Willie first? Oh, here's Clem Cadittle,
how first fix it shop? Maybe Cleming seen him?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
A fare well? Here we happy new year?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I gotta get back to work here.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I don't know what I'm hammering on here, but I
gotta fix it. Boy, it's here, looks like it's in
bad jake joy?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What it is? Well, now I recognize it. It's my thumb. Oh,
I guess my HiT's hiking days are over now? How
they clam? Howdy? How are you? Can I be of
any service to you? Sir? If you're smart, you'll say, no, clam?
What kind of repair work do you do here?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Don't you read the sign on my door?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes? I read it? Would you read it to me?
How stupid can you gets? What can't? I said? How stupid?
Can you guess?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well, that's pretty hard to tell, fully developed?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, that you fan for him?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He didn't get that one at all.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How's business, clam? How's business? He's removed your hat and
have a little respect for the dead. When he took
the way it's doing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm gonna have to hire another man to.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Help take care of the customer. Who be the customer?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
But it's better than the job I used to have.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know what job was that?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I used to be a door to door stay opened.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I sold doors to dopers. Let's claim. I stopped m
to ask if you've seen Willie Lumplump. He's just a pair. No,
I haven't seen Willie. Send to use my bathtub.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
To whip up some concoction.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
For New Year's celebration. You let the whole big jug
of it back there. He makes his own stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Sure, he makes it himself, and he drinks it himself.
That way he cuts out the middle man.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Or look who's coming in the door too much? Have
had a nasty accident?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Hell, clam, well, how are you of a girl?
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Well, clam, I was hoping you'd take me out of
some classy night cloud to bring in the new year.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, I don't care to go to them snooty restrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They always make me wear a.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Necktie, and I look silly and a necktie, thanktually without
a shirt.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Plam, Where did you get the new pot belly stove?
That ain't a pot.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Belly stove, that's rot old cultner.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Co about Daisy Jane.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh hello, mister O'Connor. How chumming to see you again.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh why don't you stop that stuff?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Every time you meet a good looking man you start
putting on airs, which reminds me I out opened the
window a little.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Would you care to kiss my hair?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Miss jawcon Oh daisy dude, I'll dare you to let
another and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Kiss you on the hands.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
But now there, don't be jealous, Clams. You're the only
one I that kissed me on the left.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Let's just it. I want the.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Same break to the rest of the guy.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
And as for you, you overstuff, Hollywood coyote.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Don't get mad, Clam, and I mean nothing to want
to right, Clam.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
You're the only man in my life.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh you dead too well?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I happen to know that by accident the other night,
I was sneaking by your house, and I happen to
peek in.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You see, I'm a peeping tom. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or sometimes I.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Peep when I should have come.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I happen to see another man.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I happen to see another man sitting at my place,
at your table, eating peas with my knife and drinking
coffee out of my saucers.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Now our engagement is true. I'll have back my cigar
band if.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You don't mind like that.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
I want to marry you. I want to be the
mother of your children.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well this is Chilia. I don't have any children. Now,
look you just kids. Go out and have a good time.
Don't bring the New year in fighting.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
DJ. I'm sorry we had a little argument.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Hey, there's a bottle.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Of Willie lump wump nerve tony back here. Shall we celebrate?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, justin because it's New.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Year's okay, you're a little girl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It's just like water. No kick to it at all,
practically nothing.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Well, happy new Year, New year, here goes.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
She flew right out the window. How are you gonna
get her down? We'll do something.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Don't get excited.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I know what to do oh operator, give me the
fort MacArthur any aircraft battery when.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'll see you later. If you see Willie Lumpup asking
to call his wife, happened exact?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Say, oh, did you wing to well color Fire McPike
the battling bird boy? How come you're driving a cab
Color Power.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Boy, I'm driving a cab from my grandmother. It's her cab.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You gee, it's not like he's he's skating the roller
going to be denied.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Your grandmother roller skates.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, he used to be a rattler, but you had
to give it up to start here in Belgian goods. Boy,
when that happened, you'd better give up the fight game.
When you don't answer that phone, I know who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Well tell me Califower. You've been fighting again, Curts.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You heard all my fights are being televike. Now, how
about that? I'm being spunted by a mortuary.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
At the end of.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Every about I get lay there while I read the comorcial.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I thought you giving up fighting?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
You know I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You see fighting in my blood?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
What's left down with you?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
I can hear about my fighting?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
At the end of the first minute and a half,
I was.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Still on my feet, so they stopped the fight and.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Gave me a so high. But there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They thought I would dope.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You know I wanted to win that fight.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Dude, from my kid that was born the day before.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You and your wife have a new baby.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well you don't think we gotta take a hand with you?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Why are you?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You think us from the mainspring? You want to keep
them rattler down at that, jim Nigga.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
You know what they did this year?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
They all hum they're stuck and jump on the mantels.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
And then one digrets like Danny drugged Chillie bum and
playing a night down the chimney.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're no fireplaying that, jim n.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I know I carry out the answers everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Did you hear about Willie Lumpump disappearing?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, but nothing to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I happened to know he Okay, Oh do you know
a little bug doing me back there? You're blabbing off.
He's moke again. Hey look, bird Brings, can you drive
me over to Junior's house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Don you think maybe he didn't happened?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You sure?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know how to this.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You're knew it.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I wanted you pull over to the curb and stop. Well,
then you hear that we're doing.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You're probably gonna give me a ticket for not stopping
at that railroad crossing.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I heard the bell ringing when I don't have to
make it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
A railroad crossing.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You can't hear it ringing that bell man, damn thing?
You know they might hide, damn thing. I always stopped
for the green when I heard the bell ringing. But
when I look a room, he never knew.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I give up. I'm going out and for a walk.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, your home.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That poor guy sure must be tough walking around conscious like, oh,
here go Danny Claude, back to the north Port.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why Danny Cloud?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I think ingle bell.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
The more I hang around with that mcpug, the more
I think I'm beginning to hear things I could swear.
I hear Dave Rose in his orchestra playing the Habanero
from Carmen with Raphael Mendez, the world's greatest trumpet players.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
A new deal in the dishpan.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's Tide.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yes, Tide has really done things for dishwashing that greas problem.
For instance, Tide's death on grease not only cuts it amazingly,
but actually seems to make it disappear completely. You work
in water that feels fresh and clean, and you get
such pleasant results. Why dishes and glasses rinse and dry,
clear and bright. That's because tide, unlike soap, leaves no
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dulling film. Dishes come out sparkling clean, Yes, cleaner than
any soap will get them, and say, if hard water's
your problem, forget it. Even in hardest water, tide works amazingly,
gives oceans of SuDS that come fast and last long,
really stay on the job, and are kind to your
hands in the bargain, So try Tide for dishes. Get
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a new giant economy size package for more convenience, more economy,
fewer shop trips.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yes, buy the giant.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Package tomorrow and try tied in your dishpans.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Boy me, because you're can go fashion, I make a
hot one.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I got your riding your classical in the house.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Now what did you break?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You know that base which wishlers money on it? Yeah?
You old gown gets any it?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Wake down? Oh for two cents, I'd make you stay
home and I'll let you ride down the store.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Are you going to drive the car.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, oh good, Jay Pop must have done pretty well
last night with those park cars. And that's shipening hood
huh you your father doesn't sighten gangs.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
He got those hollow cheeks from shipping spaghettes.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Can I drive the car? How many times do I
have to tell you you're too little?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
You wouldn't know what to do if you had to
stop real quick?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yes I would.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I would do the same as you and your cadger
your drive, pick out something, keep and running to you.
You know, didn't like the way you bought that car.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
He Oh, no, he's doing well.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
At least I park better than he does, don't I well, don't.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I okay, Joe, If you want to smack me, go
ahead and smack me, but don't.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Trick me into you. Come on, let's go okay o
my stomach?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Hey you look fat?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Sho.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Why don't you ring your doorbell? Let us know you
hear something?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
What were you doing keeping when you should have?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, I was just about to ring the doorbell.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I've been looking for Willie Lumpluff and I just wondered
if you'd seen him.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We never could choose him.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Technically, yes, it hasn't been booked for two days.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Well you.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like that with your goodies?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That with your goodies? No play good? But that hey,
you is in luck.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
You know I just happened.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You know, a real good disinfective detective. Well, don't laugh,
but all me buddies call me Sam bulldozers coolargays. I'm
much better than Sam faves. You know, wait time put
on me this SI now, sure you want to do
that's humans Rod.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
We don't want to hurt his little cheese.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I'll go along with a gag, but I wish I
could gag him.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Here he comes now act impressed.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Well you I is back.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
You know me?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're useful?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Oh Junior, what a wonderful dictum? I how do you
recognize you? How did you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I shaved.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I shaved your four coat?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Now they're starting to.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Detective for it. Blight that get me magnifying glass. Now,
as we say in the Sun's patrol, I have picked
up a shin.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, now where are we going to find?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Everybody in your car?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Everybody give you okay, old State Theater and there I'll
be Tempaner's a woman rible in front of me.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He's going to turn into that supermarket.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'll blow the horse.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Boy, he was a hurried you didn't even get out
of the car.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
If you ever touch that horn again.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Don't you hit me. How do you know Willie love
a low State theater?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Well he's working for Wedge Kelton. Yes, well there's the theater.
Look up when the marquee Wedge Calton features he watched
the Birdie.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
That's funny. They have hundreds of pictures of Anne Miller,
Pamela Britton and Arlan Doll, but but none of that
skelts as.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Will if you had a jewelry store, would you put
shits on me in the window.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Let's take a look inside the theater. Maybe Willy is
in there.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
That's the theater doesn't noted for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yet, let's look in anyway. Say Junior was right, there's
Willie sitting in the front row of the theater asleep.
Hey Willie, h shut up?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh fat boy?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Where you been? Where have I been? Where have you been?
We've been looking all before. You've been gone for two days?
Whose days?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
When you see I came in you see Skelton picture
And after the twelve time I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm gonna quick.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
This copy gave me, you know, it wears me out,
starting me applause every time he comes on the screen.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
This is Ron O'Connor reminding you that whether you wash
with rensing or without tie, does a better wash their
job than any soap on earth. Tied ladies and gentlemen,
(28:51):
Red Skelton, ladies and gentlemen, in the half of our sponsors,
Focor and Gamble, and my entire cast, May we say
be New Year, and we know that it will be
because God is on our side. Join us again next
Sunday for the Red Skeleton Show, Red Skelton's Heart. This
programmer because it's the metric all the mayor. This is
(29:13):
a copy writed feature The Red Skelton Show came to you,
transcribed over CBS.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
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