August 22, 2025 • 34 mins
Clint is back on the mic after his Philly show—and he’s got some things to get off his chest. When promoting the show, fans made it clear they’d rather hit Eagles practice or see Chris Brown than pull up for stand-up. Clint opens up about how that stung, what it says about loyalty, and why comedy deserves the same love as sports and concerts. He’s joined by comedians Lance Woods and Saint Angeles for a real, hilarious, and unfiltered conversation about support, ego, and what it means when the people you rep don’t always rep you back.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what's up? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen tuned Dan new episode first episode because
the last episode was the prelude you waving to the camera,
I might not even like because it's only a two shot.
They don't even see you yet, you know what I'm saying,
You all laughing and shit, you don't even know if
they see you yet. No, you don't even know if
they don't even know there's a guess yet, like only
like you just smiling and shit, like.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm like you miss, I miss? What is so fucking funny?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hold, I'm like, okay, so look it like my hair
got caught like lash and I was trying to move it,
but then it winden moves. I was like fighting and
smacking myself in the head. So that is what happened
over here. So I was just having a hard time,
So I didn't mean to laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Fellas, if you ever feel nervous about approaching women, just
know they're as goofy as you are, right, Like you goofy, bro,
women are even more goofy, like like there's also a
mac like but you see what I'm saying, Like women
women are goofy right, Like I'm sorry, Like women goofy like.
(01:03):
Women are goofy and not in like a you a
goofy ass nigga type way, like because when a woman
call us goofy like, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But no, women are goofy bro like women.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Y'all just be Yeah, y'all be doing awkward, weird shit,
and we be scared to talk to y'all, not knowing
that y'all is weird. We were equally weird.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Listen, and this whole time, you thought I was just laughing, oh,
because I was.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm like, what is so fucking funny you over here
giggling that you almost beat yourself up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Fighting for your life? What's up? Yo? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man, this is the Rents Do Podcasts. My name's Clint Coley.
Got my friend Dominique on the podcast Saint Angel's boom clap,
clap clap. I don't even do that in any podcast
I've ever done. I never do like like the clap
you don't. No, I don't need to fuck it because like,
why why nobody's given you a round of applause in
(02:01):
their car. Nobody's like yo, oh my god, Like unless
I got like Denzel Washington on the podcast. You if
you ever had if I ever have Denzel Watchington on
this podcast, if you listened, you have to clap in
your car, pull the fuck over.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean yes, absolutely, but I do get around of
applause in the car because I'm listening to Waka Flaka.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So whatever, Okay, okay, clap clap, all right? So yeah,
no Rents News podcast. I told you off camera what
the podcast is about. Uh, this is about you know,
my next special where I'm at the Rents fucking do.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're the first guest.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is the first official episode, right, like I did
a prelude, but now I got you all right, first here,
I'm gonna start my podcast off the same way Brown
Sugar started off the movie Brown Sugar, right what she said,
when did you fall in love with hip hop? And
that was, by the way, that's one of the greatest
opening scenes of a movie of my life. Like that
(02:58):
is one of the yo I'm not saying, name me
a better opening because people are gonna be like, oh,
there's this this, but when did you fall in love
with hip hop? And then getting like the holy Grail
of motherfuckers?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Who really started this ship?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like like yeah, bro, like that's I don't know, that's
that's that's that's the thing anyway. So I'm going to
start off every podcast like that though, instead of saying
when you fall in love with hip hop? Though, when
I say the rents do? When I say the rents do,
what does that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Mean to you?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? I mean it could be a plethora of things,
but I would say that the goofy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, I'm you know, I.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Was really trying to give you an honest answer.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And give me honest I'm just talking like the rents do.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's like you just gotta get it, Like it's go time.
You got you know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So much that needs to get done, and yeah, like
it's just like go get it, get it done, because
it's nobody else that's coming to save you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay. I like that nobody's coming to.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Say, nobody's coming to save you when your.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Rent is due, like because you you can ask somebody
for like one hundred dollars, but if you don't have
your rent, like you can't ask your friends for the rent.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Also, I don't have a hundred dollars problem, like you
know what I mean, Like like we're at that age
where we don't have a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Problem. No, I mean, I get that. That's not what
I'm saying now.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What I'm saying is though, like I mean, it could
be anything though, right, Like you, you just don't know
what you may like.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You might be in a situation maybe your card is locked,
you need you need Apple pay one hundred dollars real quick. Yeah,
I mean, but also I'm in a space where I'm
not loaning you one hundred dollars. Yeah, you gotta have
one hundred dollars. Yeah, I appreciate that you could have
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you pay me back, that'd be great. If you
don't pay me back, absolutely, I remember that. But I'm
not mad. But I'm not mad though, right.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So with that being said, though, yeah, no, but nobody's
coming to save you if you can't. You can't ask
a motherfucker for rent. You can't, like imagine somebody calling you,
like your best friend, your best friend, say, yo, do
I need thirty eight hundred I'm behind on my rent
thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Nigga, I'm thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie if I
lend you because I'm not giving you thirty life if
I lend you like you're rent. If I lend you
thirty eight hundred dollars, I need that back. I'm in
the money space I'm in. Is I need that back tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think I need it back with interest?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I need no, no, no, no no, I don't need interests.
I don't need interests. You're my friend.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's that. I'm not a fucking bank.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
What I'm saying is I'm not in a space where
I can just lend you thirty eight hundred dollars and
never get it back.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
First of all, I want to say this, I would
be honored that my friend would ask me for it.
That you think my life is so together that you
ask me for that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, yeah, I mean yeah, you can ask, you can ask.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But then number two, it's like there's a conversation that
comes with that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, is there like I know you can't just
ask me for thirty one hundred dollars and then think
that we're not gonna talk about it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I need to know. I have to know.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But the only way I'm doing it is if you're
saying to me, Clint, my paycheck comes tomorrow, and then
what I'm gonna say, is well, what the fuck you
needed right now? For when you gonna have money tomorrow?
They're not gonna be much. If you late today, you're
gonna be late tomorrow too, you know what I mean?
I mean now in this case, in this office rents
case though, if you pay your rent on the six right,
(06:27):
like you late five hundred dollars, fived and my rent
is only six hundred in this motherfucker okay, my rent
is six hundred dollars in this office, and but it's
but it's it's eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
If you're a day late.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wow, if I don't have six hundred dollars, then it's
like yo, like I know I'm getting paid tomorrow and
borrow six hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I can do that because now there's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
At stake, right, And you're like Clint, I guarantee you
like you will see a zel at seven fifty am.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I I'm just still stuck on this. This is a
nice say space for seven.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Dollars, damn right it is.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm sleep if I really wanted to, Yeah you could,
I can sleep in this month. I'm not well if
me and my wife ain't going through it. I'm gonna
tell y'all the couch is comfy. You're going, I'm gonna
tell y'all on this podcast. I'm sleeping here and yeah,
I'm just gonna go live all night. Okay, Okay, no,
I'm just playing man. But the couch is comfy, thank you,
(07:35):
big comfy couch. Don't remember that show anyway. All right,
So telling me rinch do means this to you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, I respect that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
This week, I'm gonna recap my week, you know, and
you recap your week.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This week was interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I got to go back to Philadelphia to do a
sh with Jordan Rock and.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It was good. It was a great show.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But also this week I was going through a range
of emotions because so I made a joke and I
posted it as an ad. It was I was saying,
how like, you know it costs twenty I was like yo.
I was like, basically, the Eagles are having practice and
y'all sold out, and I'm like Nick, because everybody kept
saying Clinton I would come, but you got it at
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the same time and day as Eagles practice, and I'm like,
it's practice. I can understand if it's the game against
Dallas or some shit like that, and my show is
the same time. You know what I'm saying, because even
if you're watching, I'd rather watch the game than watch me.
I'd watched an Eagles game before, Like, who's my favorite rapper.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
All time? Nas? If I'm picking between the Eagles and NAS.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Like, it's like Clint, you can go to a NAS concert,
or you can watch the Eagles versus Cowboys on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Not even just be at the game, just be on TV.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Bro, fuck nots not you know what I mean, Like,
fuck nots I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's how diehard of an Eagles fan.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I am right, Like, no ifs and buts about it.
If I'm yeah you yeah, no, yeah, I'm a I'm
a Birds fan. But now let's go a step further.
What was then, also we compete with Chris Brown. I
told you that too, so Chris Brown. But when I
would post my show, people would intentionally go on the
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post and tell me they're going to see Chris Brown
or tell me they'd rather go. And it's like, I
know people don't mean nothing by it, but it hurts
because you're saying to yourself like, damn, like I ain't worthy, right, Like,
it's like like Eagles practice and and Chris Brown is
(09:51):
more important than supporting me, right, And out of all
the motherfuckers who need the money the.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Most, it ain't Chris Brown. And it damn sure ain't
the Eagles independently on it, right, the rents do. Now,
who's to say that the Eagles don't need the money? Right? Like,
just no, no, no, we'll think about it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
The bigger your businesses, the more money you have to generate,
the more more mouths you feed.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Right, it's still a business. It's still a business.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So if you can get thirty forty dollars out of
fans to watch them practice, because the Eagles are super pure.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You're capitalizing off success. That's smart.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And they've always had open practices throughout the year, so
this is not new, but it's definitely hot because we're
the champions, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And Chris Brown, he doesn't tour every year, right, yes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And also Chris Brown can do Look, Chris Brown, people
will go see Chris Brown do stand up before they
go see me do stand up, so which means exactly,
which means which means that's his him doing stand up.
If he's doing a show that with the Baseball Stadium
(11:02):
and he's dancing and doing I can't do that. But
he could get on stage and be Chris Brown for
like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And crowd be satisfied.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yea, he go up there spill some tea like that's
all he gotta do to be funny, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And I'm not, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
But the point is is, like it hurt because people
was telling you, yeah, I'm going to see I'm going
to see Chris Brown, I'm going to see the Eagles,
and it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
May be it may it hurt my feelings. I know.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Again, I just said, if it's the Eagles watching on
TV and NAS fucknas, right, that's craziness, right, So I
gotta think about it in a consumer standpoint, right, Like
I gotta understand that. But it was the It's not
the act of doing it. It's the act of you
going out your way to tell me you doing it
almost on something like you ain't It feels like you
ain't shit. It feels like it that just but I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Entitled to that. No, you absolutely, I'm entitled to that. Right.
It feels like it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That doesn't necessarily mean like that's not a state of
being right.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I underst the two things can be true.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
One thing is it's like, yo, they at least I
follow you and I see you, and next time you're here,
I'll make sure I'll make sure I'm coming right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Or you know, there's so many ways.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Instead of tell you to come on a Wednesday, right
on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But nonetheless though, but there were so many ways for
me to process that, for me to process that that
thought or those comments instead. I don't want to say
I assumed the worst, but into a pretty bad space
about that, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
So I want to say this to you. Yes, your
feelings are absolutely valid. I'm not here to therapize you.
But also, everything don't need to be fucking said.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's so that's why I said.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's when we're back to two things can be true, right,
Like everything don't need to be said. And it's just
like it's the it's almost like like I know y'all
wouldn't y'all don't be doing that to other people. You're
doing it to me.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, and that I think that's the weird thing. And
who said this the other day? Like okay, like Kevin
Ura said something the other day.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It was like something along the lines of people saying
things on the internet being like aggressive or whatever and
not saying it to you like in real life they
would never say that because you would never say that
to me in my face, Like, oh, like dom, I'm
going to see Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
True story, truth Ship.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
There was a girl that I really I had feelings
for this chick man, like we was like we had
a weird relationship. But like, like I'm gonna be real,
I don't think like the kind of lifestyle that she lives,
like she lived like a bad bitch, right, Okay, like
you know, she always on a trip, she got money,
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like and I'm not saying she like fucking with like
fucking these right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, i don't know her. I'm not going to be
I'm not going yeah, i don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'm just saying like she lived like fat ass, like
you know, like you live like a batty right. And
that was the first time I kind of always felt
like I felt like low key like you she kind
of of my league, yo. Right, that was the first time.
That's the first time I ever felt like that. Right,
But she really made me fell.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Out her league, right.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
We you know we're going through We're not going through it,
but it's like, you know, we're still friends. But yeah,
like the time, it ain't right. You live across you
live in New York. So I'm doing the show. I'm
doing the show. I'm headlining. Caroline's right, I'm excited because
it's a big deal. I'm excited. And there was a
show after mine and she was like, I seen her
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after my show.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I think she showed up to my ship. I'm like, oh,
you support it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She's like I was like, I was like, yo, I
was you'd like the show? Like I'm assuming she went.
She's like, nah, I'm here to see and pointed to
the next show. I'm not saying who.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The comedy was absolutely not, but I was hurt. I
was hurt. I was hurt. I was hurt.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So maybe that and like I'm talking through it right now,
but maybe that's probably why I went.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
To that space.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know, even though people, you gotta assume people don't
mean the worst. But that's where trauma and triggers come from, right, Yeah,
you're assuming the worst out of a small situation that
could that could just be hey man, I'm just saying, yo, like,
next time you hear them coming, but they don't say that.
So there's two things that can do. But again, I
just I know there's a that that strikes a chord
with me, right, that strikes a serious like like that
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shit stings yo like for her like and it was like,
you don't know this, nigga, you don't like like you
act like and you paid for this, niggah. You paid
for this, nigga like you not my property. But like
we got relased, we got, we got like we got.
There's no way you went to the website and got tickets.
It didn't see that his show and my show were on.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The same day. There's no It's literally impossible.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So now this is me therapizing you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So I think in a sense of this because of
what people are doing and like you know what makes you.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Upset, This is a place where you take a.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Step back and because now you have control of the
situation and how to show up and respond to.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So what I do is I do what I did best, right,
I just I it took me everything about power not
to respond to people about it. Yeah, and I did not,
as a matter of fact, you know what I did? No,
you know what I did I actually turned the comments.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Off exactly, so we call that growth.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yes, And I turned the comments.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I turned the comments off so I wouldn't even see
it again.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It hurt, It hurt, but whatever. But then also and
then also like I am trying.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
To actively sell tickets, yes, like I can't afford an
empty room for this show and I always to. And
also I'm coming off a tour. And then I said
this in the Rents Dow podcast. I'm coming off a
tour that did not do well. So in my mind,
the rents do like I need I need to at
least get two fifty there.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
So here's a great way to look at that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's like life is about overcoming adversity, but you turn
that thought into such a positive thing, like it's so
much happening this particular day in the city, and still
people showed up to come and see me, and so
that is what matters the most, Like the people in
that room matter the most. And so you're able to
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curate a different space something maybe a little more intimate,
depending on how.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Many people are there or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
So it's like being able because our minds, our minds
are our worst enemies.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
As I can be dark to here.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Sometimes got dark like that because I.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Was gonna ask you to that. I say, nigga, did
you go for a walk?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Could go for a walk?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I do all that, But I just was able to
maybe feel the way, but I was able to control
my emotions and not let it get the best of me.
Like what it got to me was it just ship.
It's rejection, It's rejection. Nobody tell me one motherfucker who
takes rejection well. Like men and women always be like,
women don't take rejection well. Men don't take rejection, neither
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one of us. We just it's just different how you
take right. So like women, y'all don't take rejection well
in a sense where you you you think it's you,
and it's sometimes it's not all about you. But when
men take when men take rejection, they take rejection and
they are anger. It's anger their rejection. Their first reaction
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is anger. So women's reaction isn't is is emotionally damning
to the next guy, right, But men's reaction, unfortunately carries
a heavier weight with women. And that's where that's where
the debate and everything comes in. Which women are not wrong, right, like,
but you know, like don't say, y'all take rejection, well,
(18:57):
you don't.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I just make it not you. I know, I like
to make jokes out of it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
In general, nobody nobody takes rejection well.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But it's also I think as we grow and learn
more about feelings, emotion and being in tune with ourselves,
it's about I can control this response, and you are
being in the spaces of control things where you can, right,
And so now you know, okay, this can potentially happen,
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but which also creates a layer of anxiety.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Right, that's unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
But we go back to our mind and just being
able to speak to ourselves in a different way to
combat that. And I would say, like, that's one of
the things that happened to me the other day. And
I was like, oh, I had the saddies, and my
sister in law was like, why didn't you call me?
I was like, hold on, And then I looked at my.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
My period tracker.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I was like, oh it was enough.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I mean, what you have you have a wife, yes,
and you have two daughters that don't know anything about this?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, God, but will you know?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, don't. Let's let's move that's it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
But still, but then I took a step back.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I got like a Facebook alert about something that happened
like eight years ago, and then I was like, actually
that was my body remembering what happened.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
And I was like, that was actually just not my cycle.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Through Some things you never get over, whether you do
or you don't.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
You know what I'm saying, No, that is absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
So then also you know, with that thought, you know
what I'm saying comes like you you what you're asking Lynce?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, but we record. So first of all, my boy,
comedian Lance Woods is here. We about to shoot a
sports podcast. But Lance, just to give you real quick,
my next comedy specialist called Rinse Do. Every week, I'm
going to be doing a podcast called Rents Do, basically
chronolizing my journey.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
To the Special and beyond.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So yeah, and you know the Rents dude, It's called
the Rents Do because you know, it's got to be
the best special of my life.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Rents Do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I got, I got babies, I got to rent the
Rents Do. So anyway, so I bring on guests every
week blah blah blah blah blah, and we talk about
what's been going on, you know, uh, in their life
and my life where I'm feeling right now at the
special with the special coming up. I'm sorry if I'm
re explaining this everybody, but my homeboys here were about
to shoot the podcast or sports podcast. This is why
(21:36):
you wait. Yeah, yeah, would you like a microphone?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You might not be on camera, but you get a microphone.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That we're about to Yeah, we won't be that long though. Anyway,
this is not an hour podcast. Yeah all right. I
told them they were gonna hear everything. They understand this
is you get. I warned you you're going to hear everything.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So you heard a.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Side conversation, absolutely, and this is how comedians talk to
each other.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, but anyway, no, but no, so so I just
really real quick. The show was great. We had I
would say half the house was full. Okay, we also
had fifty people who bought tickets who didn't show up.
Love it, right, but maybe it's like forty like forty,
but still it was just like damn, like you know
what I mean. But I appre so I appreciate everybody
(22:29):
who came to the show, right, So I was worried
about people who didn't come to the show or who
was going to the show for somebody else or going
to see somebody else. Nah, y'all, motherfuckers, let's worry about
the ones who fuck with you. Yeah, we gotta start it.
And that's where I'm at, right, like, fuck with the
people who fuck with you. You know what I'm saying. So
you know it wasn't a loss, you know what I'm saying.
(22:49):
It was a great show. We got great fucking footage,
it was a great fucking crowd, We got a great
I got. I got a couple of stories out of it,
which actually real quick if you don't mind my back.
So my opening act, he's a guy Philly that I've
been mentoring in the comedy world. Right, so anytime I
(23:10):
come to Philly, he opens for me. He knows what
I expect, he knows what I want. But I'm also
trying to teach him the business at the same time.
So this was so we had a feature act book too,
So he's the host feature than me and Jordan. He
has maybe ten minutes of material. That's what the host does. Okay,
we told him before though you might have to stretch
(23:31):
a little bit because the feature wasn't there yet. The
feature is a no show, right, no show. Now, it's
not the person's fault. I'm not like trashing. It's not
their fault. It wasn't their fault. But they don't come,
so we had to call somebody like and they ended
up coming in like the next ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
But he was up there for like forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And he was dying up there. Oh he was dying
up there. If he dies, he dies. But what I
watched though, and what I made sure, and it's actually
in the footage when I released see y'all gonna be
the first ones to know this. I'm releasing the mixtape
footage with Jordan Rock live in Philadelphia eight.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Ten or whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Right, Yeah, but I like it's in the you'll see
that footage or I will make like a special tape
of that footage and tell y'all exactly what I did.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I made it a teachable moment.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But also I brought him out and made sure I
told the audience, hey man, this business is tough.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's only been doing this for three years, but he
did his best up there.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm personally invested in him because somebody did the same
thing for me, you know what I'm saying. So I'm
paying it for give this man a round of applause.
You're going to be seeing a lot more. He learned
a lot today and doing that, you know what I'm saying,
And that was that felt good, right, I was able
to give back.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So but the show was great. The footage is great.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And then we got Jordan and I got DC coming
up in October. But this has been a great run
of show between me and him, we have great chemistry
on stage.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's very we're.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Cohesive, right, and yesterday was Sunday was the first time
that we actually like, we're like, look, we gotta put
newer material out, you know what I'm saying. But the
way that it hits better is if the joke don't
if joke kind of misses, one of us is there
to kind of clean up the mess, and it kind
of like do crowd work since it's both of us
and we figured and in that a lot of times
(25:26):
you end up finding the joke or finding the joke
to be.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Better for how to add tags or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
So but yeah, we were we were coh like that
was this is this Philadelphia footage is a cohesive mixtape.
It it's cohesive. It's very cohesive. It's a great mixtape.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
See all these great things that came.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Out of the Philly.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, no, Philly was great. I have no no complaints. Man,
I love my city.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Man. Yeah, they treated me great. Man.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'm like, and y'all stop saying bullshit that just is
irrelevant to people.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, so don't tell me. Don't sold for other comedians
and lances in the room too. Right, he's you know Lance.
You know you're doing the headline and show in Sacramento, right,
and you're at Punchline ironically speaking, right, so both clubs
name Punchline anyway, owned by the same people. Yes, anyway,
you're doing a show in Punchline, Sacramento. That's your home,
(26:15):
that's where you're from. People fuck with you, blah blah
blah blah blah. But somebody will put on your comments,
y'all would come. But that's the same time now, not
nothing personal. Right, So if it's the same time as
your brother's wedding, okay, But they're telling you, like, yo,
I'm gonna go see bigger.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Name comedian in said city blocking because that don't feel good.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It don't feel good. Maybe you different, Maybe you don't
give fuck I give fuck you give a fuck. You
don't give a fuck?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
All right, man, now on the cuffs of that cancer.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But it's you though, Yeah you got it, Like, well
you can here grab her mike pause. But I mean
about to, I mean you're about to get another comedian's perspective.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah, so I'm I'm so disconnected from comments from from by.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
The way, y'all hear audio if you're listening, but if
you if you're watching on YouTube, this looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But go ahead, well.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because because she stayed sitting there indicating might as well
fuck it. So yeah, all right, I can see they
move over to y'all left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
But no, so I told you, y'all go here.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm extremely disconnected from comments, and not just online comments
like comments I don't like. What I understand is we
are conditioned to like know how to talk and know
how to say things. And the thing about being a
(27:52):
good comedian is knowing how to get your point across.
Most people don't have that skill in life, right, fact fact,
so most a lot of the compliments aren't real compliments
if you break it down, when they when somebody come
up to you at the show and be like, hey man,
I've seen you online and you know what I mean, Like,
but you was like actually.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Funny, yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah that's weird.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
But it's like that that to them. They just said
something nast.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Time and in your mind you're like, nigga, I've been
doing you know how I've been doing this Like I'm
a professional, right, Like I'm close, Like I'm gonna be real,
I've never said this out loud, but I'm gonna say
this right like anybody who Now, I'm not even talking
about me skill wise, I'm talking about me skill wise
and accomplishment wise.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I am closer to Kevin Hart than I am an
open micer. Yeah, Like like you know what I'm saying.
I'm not saying we're on the same level. I'm saying
is when it comes to level like if he's a
be real, I'm somewhere around.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
D or C.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
This is.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
This is this is when cause.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
There's a like he's a.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
No no no, like like total Tony Roberts is like.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
B B but this is but this is this is
I forgot, I forgot who it was. But something just happened.
A basketball argument just happened. And said NBA player said,
I'm closer to Lebron than you are to me.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And that's a fact, you know what I mean, that's
a fact, Like because like me as a person who
doesn't has never played organized basketball a day in his life.
For somebody who has never even if I regardless of that,
but then there's guys who've never made it to the
professional basketball level. You are not close to Lebron because
at the end of the day, he's in the league. Yeah,
(29:42):
you know what I mean, I'm in the league, in
the in the grand scheme of things, So yes, that's so. Yes,
But yes, the way you've just processed it broke it down.
We really kind of just said that before you got here,
which is great that you affirmed it. But I was
just saying, like, part of my mental health is I'm
starting to see both sides of the coin versus just
me being upset by said comment. You know what I'm saying,
(30:04):
I acknowledge how it makes me feel. But also it's
like they don't mean no harm by it.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
They don't mean no harm.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
They don't mean no harm.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You gotta you gotta understand that.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
You you you write something and then you go work
out how to say it right, and then you say, oh,
this joke ain't working because I didn't say that word
right there, and I got to emphasize my voice over
there and then wait on that, I got facial express.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
This is all just to get your point across right, right.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Right, but to exactly what we I sortes.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Just about. It's like considering source.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But also just like people don't understand like the work
that really goes into everything, and so they just because
I have So I'm taking a journalism class refresher by
the way.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
And so.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
We talk about aside, everybody at this point in some
or shape is a journalist because so social media has
allowed that to happen.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
So any yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
No no.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
So I'm saying that to say that this social media
has given people platforms that they would have never had
a voice like fifteen years ago. So people just get
online and they just say ship and they don't think
about it.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
They don't think about repercussions.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
We've seen things where niggas have gotten they ass meat
from something that they said on social media to somebody.
They right, So it's just like when you like you said,
like I don't think about comments.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Or take it, Take it with a great of salt. Yeah, right, yes,
that's the facts. But it's just good to hear, like
you know, you came in at the right time or whatever. Man,
it was just good to hear like people are hearing
this from me, like, you know, as far as when
it comes to stand up and stuff like that. But
it's like, again, have another comedy in the room who's like,
I understand what you're going through.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But here's how I look at it. Boom boom, bom boom.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And now it's like, yo, that helps me, you know
what I mean. I appreciate that. And I'm not the
only one who thinks this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Though, right, does.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Do you read all your comments?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No? Not anymore.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Oh you have to stop. I'm done, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Like the only comments I do read are the sports
comments because I can argue sports and like keep it
sports though, right, as long as you're not in the
comments calling me like a dick wad or something like that,
or even if you call me that, I'm okay with that.
But if you like make it personal and say, like
you know, like you know, you know, bitch ass eagles
like your mom or your dad or you know, rolling
(32:25):
around his grave like you all right, now, I got
smack you. But yeah, for the most part, I argue
sports and stuff like that when I'm not I don't
argue relationships, and I damn sure I ain't arguing whatever
I do in comedy no more.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, but sports, I can do sports. That's cool.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
I know a lot of people. It feels more.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Recent than I'm people who are closer to me, who
are just like I don't even touch my social media.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, I post and leave. Yeah, and part of itially
is engaging. But I get it. Yeah, No, I get it. No,
get it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You gotta. Yeah, it's tough. So yeah, man, that's been
my week.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Lance, thank you for jumping on last minute and adding
your amazing two cents.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Man, there's anything I can do to help praise the Lord.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Right man, and speaking make sure that we you know
you guys we're starting the sports podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh you're the first to know.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So uh you know Lance, the co hosts about to
be Penn and Teller whatever. You know what I'm saying.
And Dominique, thank you for coming on. I really appreciate it.
Wa say by to the audio. Niggas listen to audio.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
He was holding it so I felt like he felt he.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Was holding it, so it felt okay. Just say bye,
goodbye all.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Maybe I played a lot of whack of moles when
I was chuck.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Y'all for laughing.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
If I was holding Michael two hands, that would have
been crazy about this podcast over.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like this. Nobody with two heads crazy
Yo, what's up? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen tuned Dan new episode first episode because
the last episode was the prelude you waving to the camera,
I might not even like because it's only a two shot.
They don't even see you yet, you know what I'm saying,
You all laughing and shit, you don't even know if
they see you yet. No, you don't even know if
they don't even know there's a guess yet, like only
like you just smiling and shit, like.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm like you miss, I miss? What is so fucking funny?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hold, I'm like, okay, so look it like my hair
got caught like lash and I was trying to move it,
but then it winden moves. I was like fighting and
smacking myself in the head. So that is what happened
over here. So I was just having a hard time,
So I didn't mean to laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Fellas, if you ever feel nervous about approaching women, just
know they're as goofy as you are, right, Like you goofy, bro,
women are even more goofy, like like there's also a
mac like but you see what I'm saying, Like women
women are goofy right, Like I'm sorry, Like women goofy like.
(01:03):
Women are goofy and not in like a you a
goofy ass nigga type way, like because when a woman
call us goofy like, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But no, women are goofy bro like women.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Y'all just be Yeah, y'all be doing awkward, weird shit,
and we be scared to talk to y'all, not knowing
that y'all is weird. We were equally weird.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Listen, and this whole time, you thought I was just laughing, oh,
because I was.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm like, what is so fucking funny you over here
giggling that you almost beat yourself up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Fighting for your life? What's up? Yo? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man, this is the Rents Do Podcasts. My name's Clint Coley.
Got my friend Dominique on the podcast Saint Angel's boom clap,
clap clap. I don't even do that in any podcast
I've ever done. I never do like like the clap
you don't. No, I don't need to fuck it because like,
why why nobody's given you a round of applause in
(02:01):
their car. Nobody's like yo, oh my god, Like unless
I got like Denzel Washington on the podcast. You if
you ever had if I ever have Denzel Watchington on
this podcast, if you listened, you have to clap in
your car, pull the fuck over.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean yes, absolutely, but I do get around of
applause in the car because I'm listening to Waka Flaka.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So whatever, Okay, okay, clap clap, all right? So yeah,
no Rents News podcast. I told you off camera what
the podcast is about. Uh, this is about you know,
my next special where I'm at the Rents fucking do.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're the first guest.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is the first official episode, right, like I did
a prelude, but now I got you all right, first here,
I'm gonna start my podcast off the same way Brown
Sugar started off the movie Brown Sugar, right what she said,
when did you fall in love with hip hop? And
that was, by the way, that's one of the greatest
opening scenes of a movie of my life. Like that
(02:58):
is one of the yo I'm not saying, name me
a better opening because people are gonna be like, oh,
there's this this, but when did you fall in love
with hip hop? And then getting like the holy Grail
of motherfuckers?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Who really started this ship?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like like yeah, bro, like that's I don't know, that's
that's that's that's the thing anyway. So I'm going to
start off every podcast like that though, instead of saying
when you fall in love with hip hop? Though, when
I say the rents do? When I say the rents do,
what does that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Mean to you?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? I mean it could be a plethora of things,
but I would say that the goofy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, I'm you know, I.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Was really trying to give you an honest answer.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And give me honest I'm just talking like the rents do.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's like you just gotta get it, Like it's go time.
You got you know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So much that needs to get done, and yeah, like
it's just like go get it, get it done, because
it's nobody else that's coming to save you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay. I like that nobody's coming to.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Say, nobody's coming to save you when your.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Rent is due, like because you you can ask somebody
for like one hundred dollars, but if you don't have
your rent, like you can't ask your friends for the rent.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Also, I don't have a hundred dollars problem, like you
know what I mean, Like like we're at that age
where we don't have a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Problem. No, I mean, I get that. That's not what
I'm saying now.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What I'm saying is though, like I mean, it could
be anything though, right, Like you, you just don't know
what you may like.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You might be in a situation maybe your card is locked,
you need you need Apple pay one hundred dollars real quick. Yeah,
I mean, but also I'm in a space where I'm
not loaning you one hundred dollars. Yeah, you gotta have
one hundred dollars. Yeah, I appreciate that you could have
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you pay me back, that'd be great. If you
don't pay me back, absolutely, I remember that. But I'm
not mad. But I'm not mad though, right.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So with that being said, though, yeah, no, but nobody's
coming to save you if you can't. You can't ask
a motherfucker for rent. You can't, like imagine somebody calling you,
like your best friend, your best friend, say, yo, do
I need thirty eight hundred I'm behind on my rent
thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Nigga, I'm thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie if I
lend you because I'm not giving you thirty life if
I lend you like you're rent. If I lend you
thirty eight hundred dollars, I need that back. I'm in
the money space I'm in. Is I need that back tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think I need it back with interest?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I need no, no, no, no no, I don't need interests.
I don't need interests. You're my friend.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's that. I'm not a fucking bank.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
What I'm saying is I'm not in a space where
I can just lend you thirty eight hundred dollars and
never get it back.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
First of all, I want to say this, I would
be honored that my friend would ask me for it.
That you think my life is so together that you
ask me for that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, yeah, I mean yeah, you can ask, you can ask.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But then number two, it's like there's a conversation that
comes with that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, is there like I know you can't just
ask me for thirty one hundred dollars and then think
that we're not gonna talk about it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I need to know. I have to know.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But the only way I'm doing it is if you're
saying to me, Clint, my paycheck comes tomorrow, and then
what I'm gonna say, is well, what the fuck you
needed right now? For when you gonna have money tomorrow?
They're not gonna be much. If you late today, you're
gonna be late tomorrow too, you know what I mean?
I mean now in this case, in this office rents
case though, if you pay your rent on the six right,
(06:27):
like you late five hundred dollars, fived and my rent
is only six hundred in this motherfucker okay, my rent
is six hundred dollars in this office, and but it's
but it's it's eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
If you're a day late.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wow, if I don't have six hundred dollars, then it's
like yo, like I know I'm getting paid tomorrow and
borrow six hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I can do that because now there's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
At stake, right, And you're like Clint, I guarantee you
like you will see a zel at seven fifty am.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I I'm just still stuck on this. This is a
nice say space for seven.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Dollars, damn right it is.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm sleep if I really wanted to, Yeah you could,
I can sleep in this month. I'm not well if
me and my wife ain't going through it. I'm gonna
tell y'all the couch is comfy. You're going, I'm gonna
tell y'all on this podcast. I'm sleeping here and yeah,
I'm just gonna go live all night. Okay, Okay, no,
I'm just playing man. But the couch is comfy, thank you,
(07:35):
big comfy couch. Don't remember that show anyway. All right,
So telling me rinch do means this to you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, I respect that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
This week, I'm gonna recap my week, you know, and
you recap your week.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This week was interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I got to go back to Philadelphia to do a
sh with Jordan Rock and.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It was good. It was a great show.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But also this week I was going through a range
of emotions because so I made a joke and I
posted it as an ad. It was I was saying,
how like, you know it costs twenty I was like yo.
I was like, basically, the Eagles are having practice and
y'all sold out, and I'm like Nick, because everybody kept
saying Clinton I would come, but you got it at
(08:27):
the same time and day as Eagles practice, and I'm like,
it's practice. I can understand if it's the game against
Dallas or some shit like that, and my show is
the same time. You know what I'm saying, because even
if you're watching, I'd rather watch the game than watch me.
I'd watched an Eagles game before, Like, who's my favorite rapper.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
All time? Nas? If I'm picking between the Eagles and NAS.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Like, it's like Clint, you can go to a NAS concert,
or you can watch the Eagles versus Cowboys on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Not even just be at the game, just be on TV.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Bro, fuck nots not you know what I mean, Like,
fuck nots I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's how diehard of an Eagles fan.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I am right, Like, no ifs and buts about it.
If I'm yeah you yeah, no, yeah, I'm a I'm
a Birds fan. But now let's go a step further.
What was then, also we compete with Chris Brown. I
told you that too, so Chris Brown. But when I
would post my show, people would intentionally go on the
(09:31):
post and tell me they're going to see Chris Brown
or tell me they'd rather go. And it's like, I
know people don't mean nothing by it, but it hurts
because you're saying to yourself like, damn, like I ain't worthy, right, Like,
it's like like Eagles practice and and Chris Brown is
(09:51):
more important than supporting me, right, And out of all
the motherfuckers who need the money the.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Most, it ain't Chris Brown. And it damn sure ain't
the Eagles independently on it, right, the rents do. Now,
who's to say that the Eagles don't need the money? Right? Like,
just no, no, no, we'll think about it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
The bigger your businesses, the more money you have to generate,
the more more mouths you feed.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Right, it's still a business. It's still a business.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So if you can get thirty forty dollars out of
fans to watch them practice, because the Eagles are super pure.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You're capitalizing off success. That's smart.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And they've always had open practices throughout the year, so
this is not new, but it's definitely hot because we're
the champions, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And Chris Brown, he doesn't tour every year, right, yes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And also Chris Brown can do Look, Chris Brown, people
will go see Chris Brown do stand up before they
go see me do stand up, so which means exactly,
which means which means that's his him doing stand up.
If he's doing a show that with the Baseball Stadium
(11:02):
and he's dancing and doing I can't do that. But
he could get on stage and be Chris Brown for
like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And crowd be satisfied.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yea, he go up there spill some tea like that's
all he gotta do to be funny, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And I'm not, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
But the point is is, like it hurt because people
was telling you, yeah, I'm going to see I'm going
to see Chris Brown, I'm going to see the Eagles,
and it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
May be it may it hurt my feelings. I know.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Again, I just said, if it's the Eagles watching on
TV and NAS fucknas, right, that's craziness, right, So I
gotta think about it in a consumer standpoint, right, Like
I gotta understand that. But it was the It's not
the act of doing it. It's the act of you
going out your way to tell me you doing it
almost on something like you ain't It feels like you
ain't shit. It feels like it that just but I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Entitled to that. No, you absolutely, I'm entitled to that. Right.
It feels like it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That doesn't necessarily mean like that's not a state of
being right.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I underst the two things can be true.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
One thing is it's like, yo, they at least I
follow you and I see you, and next time you're here,
I'll make sure I'll make sure I'm coming right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Or you know, there's so many ways.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Instead of tell you to come on a Wednesday, right
on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But nonetheless though, but there were so many ways for
me to process that, for me to process that that
thought or those comments instead. I don't want to say
I assumed the worst, but into a pretty bad space
about that, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
So I want to say this to you. Yes, your
feelings are absolutely valid. I'm not here to therapize you.
But also, everything don't need to be fucking said.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's so that's why I said.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's when we're back to two things can be true, right,
Like everything don't need to be said. And it's just
like it's the it's almost like like I know y'all
wouldn't y'all don't be doing that to other people. You're
doing it to me.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, and that I think that's the weird thing. And
who said this the other day? Like okay, like Kevin
Ura said something the other day.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It was like something along the lines of people saying
things on the internet being like aggressive or whatever and
not saying it to you like in real life they
would never say that because you would never say that
to me in my face, Like, oh, like dom, I'm
going to see Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
True story, truth Ship.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
There was a girl that I really I had feelings
for this chick man, like we was like we had
a weird relationship. But like, like I'm gonna be real,
I don't think like the kind of lifestyle that she lives,
like she lived like a bad bitch, right, Okay, like
you know, she always on a trip, she got money,
(13:42):
like and I'm not saying she like fucking with like
fucking these right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, i don't know her. I'm not going to be
I'm not going yeah, i don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'm just saying like she lived like fat ass, like
you know, like you live like a batty right. And
that was the first time I kind of always felt
like I felt like low key like you she kind
of of my league, yo. Right, that was the first time.
That's the first time I ever felt like that. Right,
But she really made me fell.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Out her league, right.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
We you know we're going through We're not going through it,
but it's like, you know, we're still friends. But yeah,
like the time, it ain't right. You live across you
live in New York. So I'm doing the show. I'm
doing the show. I'm headlining. Caroline's right, I'm excited because
it's a big deal. I'm excited. And there was a
show after mine and she was like, I seen her
(14:32):
after my show.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I think she showed up to my ship. I'm like, oh,
you support it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She's like I was like, I was like, yo, I
was you'd like the show? Like I'm assuming she went.
She's like, nah, I'm here to see and pointed to
the next show. I'm not saying who.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The comedy was absolutely not, but I was hurt. I
was hurt. I was hurt. I was hurt.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So maybe that and like I'm talking through it right now,
but maybe that's probably why I went.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
To that space.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know, even though people, you gotta assume people don't
mean the worst. But that's where trauma and triggers come from, right, Yeah,
you're assuming the worst out of a small situation that
could that could just be hey man, I'm just saying, yo, like,
next time you hear them coming, but they don't say that.
So there's two things that can do. But again, I
just I know there's a that that strikes a chord
with me, right, that strikes a serious like like that
(15:25):
shit stings yo like for her like and it was like,
you don't know this, nigga, you don't like like you
act like and you paid for this, niggah. You paid
for this, nigga like you not my property. But like
we got relased, we got, we got like we got.
There's no way you went to the website and got tickets.
It didn't see that his show and my show were on.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The same day. There's no It's literally impossible.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So now this is me therapizing you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So I think in a sense of this because of
what people are doing and like you know what makes you.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Upset, This is a place where you take a.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Step back and because now you have control of the
situation and how to show up and respond to.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So what I do is I do what I did best, right,
I just I it took me everything about power not
to respond to people about it. Yeah, and I did not,
as a matter of fact, you know what I did? No,
you know what I did I actually turned the comments.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Off exactly, so we call that growth.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yes, And I turned the comments.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I turned the comments off so I wouldn't even see
it again.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It hurt, It hurt, but whatever. But then also and
then also like I am trying.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
To actively sell tickets, yes, like I can't afford an
empty room for this show and I always to. And
also I'm coming off a tour. And then I said
this in the Rents Dow podcast. I'm coming off a
tour that did not do well. So in my mind,
the rents do like I need I need to at
least get two fifty there.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
So here's a great way to look at that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's like life is about overcoming adversity, but you turn
that thought into such a positive thing, like it's so
much happening this particular day in the city, and still
people showed up to come and see me, and so
that is what matters the most, Like the people in
that room matter the most. And so you're able to
(17:27):
curate a different space something maybe a little more intimate,
depending on how.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Many people are there or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
So it's like being able because our minds, our minds
are our worst enemies.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
As I can be dark to here.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Sometimes got dark like that because I.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Was gonna ask you to that. I say, nigga, did
you go for a walk?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Could go for a walk?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I do all that, But I just was able to
maybe feel the way, but I was able to control
my emotions and not let it get the best of me.
Like what it got to me was it just ship.
It's rejection, It's rejection. Nobody tell me one motherfucker who
takes rejection well. Like men and women always be like,
women don't take rejection well. Men don't take rejection, neither
(18:14):
one of us. We just it's just different how you
take right. So like women, y'all don't take rejection well
in a sense where you you you think it's you,
and it's sometimes it's not all about you. But when
men take when men take rejection, they take rejection and
they are anger. It's anger their rejection. Their first reaction
(18:36):
is anger. So women's reaction isn't is is emotionally damning
to the next guy, right, But men's reaction, unfortunately carries
a heavier weight with women. And that's where that's where
the debate and everything comes in. Which women are not wrong, right, like,
but you know, like don't say, y'all take rejection, well,
(18:57):
you don't.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I just make it not you. I know, I like
to make jokes out of it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
In general, nobody nobody takes rejection well.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But it's also I think as we grow and learn
more about feelings, emotion and being in tune with ourselves,
it's about I can control this response, and you are
being in the spaces of control things where you can, right,
And so now you know, okay, this can potentially happen,
(19:30):
but which also creates a layer of anxiety.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Right, that's unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
But we go back to our mind and just being
able to speak to ourselves in a different way to
combat that. And I would say, like, that's one of
the things that happened to me the other day. And
I was like, oh, I had the saddies, and my
sister in law was like, why didn't you call me?
I was like, hold on, And then I looked at my.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
My period tracker.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I was like, oh it was enough.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I mean, what you have you have a wife, yes,
and you have two daughters that don't know anything about this?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, God, but will you know?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, don't. Let's let's move that's it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
But still, but then I took a step back.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I got like a Facebook alert about something that happened
like eight years ago, and then I was like, actually
that was my body remembering what happened.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
And I was like, that was actually just not my cycle.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Through Some things you never get over, whether you do
or you don't.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
You know what I'm saying, No, that is absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
So then also you know, with that thought, you know
what I'm saying comes like you you what you're asking Lynce?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, but we record. So first of all, my boy,
comedian Lance Woods is here. We about to shoot a
sports podcast. But Lance, just to give you real quick,
my next comedy specialist called Rinse Do. Every week, I'm
going to be doing a podcast called Rents Do, basically
chronolizing my journey.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
To the Special and beyond.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So yeah, and you know the Rents dude, It's called
the Rents Do because you know, it's got to be
the best special of my life.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Rents Do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I got, I got babies, I got to rent the
Rents Do. So anyway, so I bring on guests every
week blah blah blah blah blah, and we talk about
what's been going on, you know, uh, in their life
and my life where I'm feeling right now at the
special with the special coming up. I'm sorry if I'm
re explaining this everybody, but my homeboys here were about
to shoot the podcast or sports podcast. This is why
(21:36):
you wait. Yeah, yeah, would you like a microphone?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You might not be on camera, but you get a microphone.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That we're about to Yeah, we won't be that long though. Anyway,
this is not an hour podcast. Yeah all right. I
told them they were gonna hear everything. They understand this
is you get. I warned you you're going to hear everything.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So you heard a.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Side conversation, absolutely, and this is how comedians talk to
each other.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, but anyway, no, but no, so so I just
really real quick. The show was great. We had I
would say half the house was full. Okay, we also
had fifty people who bought tickets who didn't show up.
Love it, right, but maybe it's like forty like forty,
but still it was just like damn, like you know
what I mean. But I appre so I appreciate everybody
(22:29):
who came to the show, right, So I was worried
about people who didn't come to the show or who
was going to the show for somebody else or going
to see somebody else. Nah, y'all, motherfuckers, let's worry about
the ones who fuck with you. Yeah, we gotta start it.
And that's where I'm at, right, like, fuck with the
people who fuck with you. You know what I'm saying. So
you know it wasn't a loss, you know what I'm saying.
(22:49):
It was a great show. We got great fucking footage,
it was a great fucking crowd, We got a great
I got. I got a couple of stories out of it,
which actually real quick if you don't mind my back.
So my opening act, he's a guy Philly that I've
been mentoring in the comedy world. Right, so anytime I
(23:10):
come to Philly, he opens for me. He knows what
I expect, he knows what I want. But I'm also
trying to teach him the business at the same time.
So this was so we had a feature act book too,
So he's the host feature than me and Jordan. He
has maybe ten minutes of material. That's what the host does. Okay,
we told him before though you might have to stretch
(23:31):
a little bit because the feature wasn't there yet. The
feature is a no show, right, no show. Now, it's
not the person's fault. I'm not like trashing. It's not
their fault. It wasn't their fault. But they don't come,
so we had to call somebody like and they ended
up coming in like the next ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
But he was up there for like forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And he was dying up there. Oh he was dying
up there. If he dies, he dies. But what I
watched though, and what I made sure, and it's actually
in the footage when I released see y'all gonna be
the first ones to know this. I'm releasing the mixtape
footage with Jordan Rock live in Philadelphia eight.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Ten or whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Right, Yeah, but I like it's in the you'll see
that footage or I will make like a special tape
of that footage and tell y'all exactly what I did.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I made it a teachable moment.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But also I brought him out and made sure I
told the audience, hey man, this business is tough.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's only been doing this for three years, but he
did his best up there.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm personally invested in him because somebody did the same
thing for me, you know what I'm saying. So I'm
paying it for give this man a round of applause.
You're going to be seeing a lot more. He learned
a lot today and doing that, you know what I'm saying,
And that was that felt good, right, I was able
to give back.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So but the show was great. The footage is great.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And then we got Jordan and I got DC coming
up in October. But this has been a great run
of show between me and him, we have great chemistry
on stage.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's very we're.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Cohesive, right, and yesterday was Sunday was the first time
that we actually like, we're like, look, we gotta put
newer material out, you know what I'm saying. But the
way that it hits better is if the joke don't
if joke kind of misses, one of us is there
to kind of clean up the mess, and it kind
of like do crowd work since it's both of us
and we figured and in that a lot of times
(25:26):
you end up finding the joke or finding the joke
to be.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Better for how to add tags or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
So but yeah, we were we were coh like that
was this is this Philadelphia footage is a cohesive mixtape.
It it's cohesive. It's very cohesive. It's a great mixtape.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
See all these great things that came.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Out of the Philly.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, no, Philly was great. I have no no complaints. Man,
I love my city.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Man. Yeah, they treated me great. Man.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'm like, and y'all stop saying bullshit that just is
irrelevant to people.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, so don't tell me. Don't sold for other comedians
and lances in the room too. Right, he's you know Lance.
You know you're doing the headline and show in Sacramento, right,
and you're at Punchline ironically speaking, right, so both clubs
name Punchline anyway, owned by the same people. Yes, anyway,
you're doing a show in Punchline, Sacramento. That's your home,
(26:15):
that's where you're from. People fuck with you, blah blah
blah blah blah. But somebody will put on your comments,
y'all would come. But that's the same time now, not
nothing personal. Right, So if it's the same time as
your brother's wedding, okay, But they're telling you, like, yo,
I'm gonna go see bigger.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Name comedian in said city blocking because that don't feel good.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It don't feel good. Maybe you different, Maybe you don't
give fuck I give fuck you give a fuck. You
don't give a fuck?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
All right, man, now on the cuffs of that cancer.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But it's you though, Yeah you got it, Like, well
you can here grab her mike pause. But I mean
about to, I mean you're about to get another comedian's perspective.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah, so I'm I'm so disconnected from comments from from by.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
The way, y'all hear audio if you're listening, but if
you if you're watching on YouTube, this looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But go ahead, well.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because because she stayed sitting there indicating might as well
fuck it. So yeah, all right, I can see they
move over to y'all left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
But no, so I told you, y'all go here.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm extremely disconnected from comments, and not just online comments
like comments I don't like. What I understand is we
are conditioned to like know how to talk and know
how to say things. And the thing about being a
(27:52):
good comedian is knowing how to get your point across.
Most people don't have that skill in life, right, fact fact,
so most a lot of the compliments aren't real compliments
if you break it down, when they when somebody come
up to you at the show and be like, hey man,
I've seen you online and you know what I mean, Like,
but you was like actually.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Funny, yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah that's weird.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
But it's like that that to them. They just said
something nast.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Time and in your mind you're like, nigga, I've been
doing you know how I've been doing this Like I'm
a professional, right, Like I'm close, Like I'm gonna be real,
I've never said this out loud, but I'm gonna say
this right like anybody who Now, I'm not even talking
about me skill wise, I'm talking about me skill wise
and accomplishment wise.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I am closer to Kevin Hart than I am an
open micer. Yeah, Like like you know what I'm saying.
I'm not saying we're on the same level. I'm saying
is when it comes to level like if he's a
be real, I'm somewhere around.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
D or C.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
This is.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
This is this is when cause.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
There's a like he's a.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
No no no, like like total Tony Roberts is like.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
B B but this is but this is this is
I forgot, I forgot who it was. But something just happened.
A basketball argument just happened. And said NBA player said,
I'm closer to Lebron than you are to me.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And that's a fact, you know what I mean, that's
a fact, Like because like me as a person who
doesn't has never played organized basketball a day in his life.
For somebody who has never even if I regardless of that,
but then there's guys who've never made it to the
professional basketball level. You are not close to Lebron because
at the end of the day, he's in the league. Yeah,
(29:42):
you know what I mean, I'm in the league, in
the in the grand scheme of things, So yes, that's so. Yes,
But yes, the way you've just processed it broke it down.
We really kind of just said that before you got here,
which is great that you affirmed it. But I was
just saying, like, part of my mental health is I'm
starting to see both sides of the coin versus just
me being upset by said comment. You know what I'm saying,
(30:04):
I acknowledge how it makes me feel. But also it's
like they don't mean no harm by it.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
They don't mean no harm.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
They don't mean no harm.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You gotta you gotta understand that.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
You you you write something and then you go work
out how to say it right, and then you say, oh,
this joke ain't working because I didn't say that word
right there, and I got to emphasize my voice over
there and then wait on that, I got facial express.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
This is all just to get your point across right, right.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Right, but to exactly what we I sortes.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Just about. It's like considering source.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But also just like people don't understand like the work
that really goes into everything, and so they just because
I have So I'm taking a journalism class refresher by
the way.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
And so.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
We talk about aside, everybody at this point in some
or shape is a journalist because so social media has
allowed that to happen.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
So any yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
No no.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
So I'm saying that to say that this social media
has given people platforms that they would have never had
a voice like fifteen years ago. So people just get
online and they just say ship and they don't think
about it.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
They don't think about repercussions.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
We've seen things where niggas have gotten they ass meat
from something that they said on social media to somebody.
They right, So it's just like when you like you said,
like I don't think about comments.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Or take it, Take it with a great of salt. Yeah, right, yes,
that's the facts. But it's just good to hear, like
you know, you came in at the right time or whatever. Man,
it was just good to hear like people are hearing
this from me, like, you know, as far as when
it comes to stand up and stuff like that. But
it's like, again, have another comedy in the room who's like,
I understand what you're going through.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But here's how I look at it. Boom boom, bom boom.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And now it's like, yo, that helps me, you know
what I mean. I appreciate that. And I'm not the
only one who thinks this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Though, right, does.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Do you read all your comments?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No? Not anymore.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Oh you have to stop. I'm done, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Like the only comments I do read are the sports
comments because I can argue sports and like keep it
sports though, right, as long as you're not in the
comments calling me like a dick wad or something like that,
or even if you call me that, I'm okay with that.
But if you like make it personal and say, like
you know, like you know, you know, bitch ass eagles
like your mom or your dad or you know, rolling
(32:25):
around his grave like you all right, now, I got
smack you. But yeah, for the most part, I argue
sports and stuff like that when I'm not I don't
argue relationships, and I damn sure I ain't arguing whatever
I do in comedy no more.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, but sports, I can do sports. That's cool.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
I know a lot of people. It feels more.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Recent than I'm people who are closer to me, who
are just like I don't even touch my social media.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, I post and leave. Yeah, and part of itially
is engaging. But I get it. Yeah, No, I get it. No,
get it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You gotta. Yeah, it's tough. So yeah, man, that's been
my week.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Lance, thank you for jumping on last minute and adding
your amazing two cents.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Man, there's anything I can do to help praise the Lord.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Right man, and speaking make sure that we you know
you guys we're starting the sports podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh you're the first to know.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So uh you know Lance, the co hosts about to
be Penn and Teller whatever. You know what I'm saying.
And Dominique, thank you for coming on. I really appreciate it.
Wa say by to the audio. Niggas listen to audio.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
He was holding it so I felt like he felt he.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Was holding it, so it felt okay. Just say bye,
goodbye all.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Maybe I played a lot of whack of moles when
I was chuck.
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Y'all for laughing.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
If I was holding Michael two hands, that would have
been crazy about this podcast over.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like this. Nobody with two heads crazy
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