September 11, 2025 • 24 mins
In this episode, Clint discusses the troubles he's going throigh right now with his 10 year old daughter going through puberty. Also, discussing having to do 3 shows in one night in Los Angeles, as well as make his godson football game and then in the same night get into a near fatal car accident.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, you tuned in new episode
Rent Do Podcast Clint Coley. No special guest today, just
me purposely, I don't want a guest on this podcast
today because I've been dealing with a lot. I've been
dealing with a lot. I'm going to get everything out today.
(00:22):
You guys are going to hear it. I purposely. One
of the things that happened I did not post on
social media. And if you listen to this, if you
could do me a favor, please do not reach out
to me and ask me if I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Please don't reach.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Out to me and ask me. You know you know
what I'm saying. Like, Actually, if you listen, I'll tell
who listened to this. Give me if you follow me
on Instagram or you have my number personally, just give
me the fist emoji, give me the strong emoji, like
you're gonna be all right. That lets me know you're listening.
That lets me know you're tuned in, and that also
lets me know you're invested. I'm gonna start off with
the first thing. So Friday night, I'm scheduled to do
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three shows in LA.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Three shows.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now, anybody that's not familiar with la comedy scene. Doing
three shows in a night is damn near impossible, right,
because of how spaced out things are, how a lot
of things are going blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's hard. So originally I only had two shows.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I had one show which was called which is a
don't tell show in Long Beach, and then right after
that I had a spot at the Laugh Factory in
Long Beach at ten twenty five. So my first show
was at eight thirty. My second show was at ten thirty.
All right, cool. I get a text message from the
booker at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach and she says, hey, Clint,
we had somebody drop out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Can you do the seven o'clock show as well? Bet?
No problem.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
The only issue with that was was that my godson, Brayden,
I always want to show up to every one of
his football games.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Right, so I go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to
the football game at seven. His game started at seven.
I'm going to get to the Laft leave by seven already.
My spot at the lab Factory is at seven fifty five.
The game is in Torrents. Long Beach is probably about
fifteen to twenty minutes from Torrents. I can get there,
especially since there's no traffic. I get there seven fifty five,
I'll do my spot. After my spot at seven fifty five,
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then I'll go to the Then I'll go to the
Don't Tell Show, which is around the corner from the
lab Factory, thank god. Then after I do that Don't
Tell show, I'm coming back to the Lave Factory and
I'm going to do the next two the next show
at ten thirty, and then I'm going home. So that's
four events that I have to be to in three
hours essentially. And on the way leaving Braydon's football game
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and going into the uh going to the game, I
mean going to the first show, I'm involved in a
near fatal car accident. Yeah, near fatal car accident. The
airbags is the only reason why I'm sitting here talking
to you today. I still have scratches and stuff on
my arm, and that's the only thing that I walked
away with.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I walked out of that car with just scratches.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I looked death in the eye. That was the very
first time I've ever been in a car accident, whether
it being a passenger or driving. Now, the first thing
I'm gonna tell you all is that y'all know I
have two beautiful daughters and a beautiful wife, and I'm
so grateful that neither one, none of them, were in
the car that might have been the scariest moment of
my life. I'm still traumatized by that event. I have
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not I'm scared to drive. I still I have today,
but I'm afraid to drive. I am not okay mentally,
and I am in a space where I.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know, I don't know, I'm nervous. Oh, I'm wondering.
What's that music? Right? I hear Keith sweat and it's
it's me my bad. I hear.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
By the way, I have a podcast. I mean I have.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
A a I have a playlist called Rinse Do. I
have an R and b Rense Do and a hip
hop rint Do basically coincide with the podcast. This is
what I'm gonna be listening to, A waited order toor
and stuff like that. I know, crazy segue, but I'm
wout to get back to it. But I walked away.
Not only that, though, The first thing I said when
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I got out the car after getting hit was Oh
mind you, it wasn't my fault. By the way, the
guy was going about sixty seventy miles and ran right
into me. And I just thank God that I'm not paralyzed,
and thank God that I'm blessed.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm okay. Wow, Like even just me sitting here talking
to y'all about it, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, And I'm trying not to cry because, you know,
like I looked death in the face.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I seen it. Not evenna lie to y'all.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I saw my dad.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And he said, nigga, you ain't done yet. You got
two little girls that need you, you got a wife
that needs you, and the rent is fucking due. And
I made it to all three of my shows that night.
Let me tell you how much God was on my side,
or my dad or whoever. I get out the car.
Three witnesses seen what happened, and they were like, no,
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give me your phone number, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
The plice came, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You all right, blooh boom boom, boom boom. And then
after that, this guy on the scene was like, you
a comedian. I said, yeah, He's like, I know you.
I said what he said yeah, bro, you funny. I
was like, man, he was like, you said you got
a show man. He's like, where's it that I said
this at the last Factor in Long Beach. He's like, oh, bro,
then mind you Mexican do oh Bro, that's only like
fifteen minutes away.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You gotta get there now, and you can get there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I said yeah. He's like, yo, get in my car. Man,
I'll take you. Man, I'll take you. And I'm like
what He's like, yeah, man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
A big fan. Man, as long as I can come,
I can take you. Bruh.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Took me to the show. Motherfucker took me to the show.
He took me to the show. And here's the thing,
y'all probably like, you got to a crazy car accident.
You gotta get on you got it. You got on
stage after that. Because I'm from round the way, I'll
deal with my emotions and my feelings later. But the
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fans in the crowd is counting on me, dog, and
it's my job to give you my best.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm gonna give you my best, give you my best
even when I'm not at mine.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what the rents do. Means.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm giving you niggas my best. This is about to
be my best work, and I needed to work out.
I need the reps. And I went on stage that night.
Every show, boom boom. Everything was hidden. I'm making layups,
I'm passing, I'm making layups, I'm making threes, I'm making
the MIDI I'm dunking like I was. I was on
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fire that night, and anybody's ever seen me? Like, you know,
my boy Eric just me and said, you know, like
he was. You know, he listened to the podcast another
comedian and I've taken on him. He's a comedian. I
took under my wing. But like Eric knows, like when
I'm mad, like you know, what did I say? You
know when I wasn't even mad. I'm just when I'm
going through a lot, That's when I produce my best work.
So you know, Marvin Gaye's best work is here, my dear.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It was the album where him and his wife broke up,
so got a divorce and she got the proceedings to
everything that he got or or half the album. So
he gave her his best. I'm giving you got, I'm
giving y'all my best. But yeah, I got into a
car accident man and I'm fucked up. I ain't gonna lie.
I'm fucked up. But I got therapy on Thursday. This
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is Tuesday. I'm documenting. This is Tuesday, September ninth. I
got therapy on Thursday, September eleventh, and September eleven is
always a funny day to me. But I'll get through
that until later. But yeah, my therapy session is Thursday,
September eleventh, and yeah, I'm going to talk about it.
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I'm going to get better and I'm going to I'm
doing the work right, like Rince do. Is not just
about doing the work on stage, y'all. You gotta do
the work off stage. I have to do the work
off stage. Doing the work on stage does not matter.
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Doing the work off stage, off stage work that is,
that's the most That's the thing, right. I told y'all,
I need to be in the I'm gonna be in
the best shape physically. I'm gonna be in the best
shape emotionally, and I'm gonna be in the best shape mentally.
And what that means is is that, yeah, I suffered
a very traumatic event, but yo, motherfucker, I'm I'm going
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to I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Do the work I'm gonna go to therapy.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm gonna keep talking about these things so that I
can be mentally okay to go drive, to be on
the road, to do what I need to do, and
to give y'all my best.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I owe you that. I owe you that ship.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I owe it to you, nigga, right like after you
know it's crazy, you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The first thing I thought about after I'm doing the
show after the car accident is uh what he what
do you say? Uh? What Kanye say? Through the wire?
I forgot man, I got it now. I got down.
The song is slipping me man because I knew all
the words.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But if you can feel, thank God, ain't too cool
for the safe belt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I swear to God drop it too to keep you
in my SA Save.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
My Dog's got it televised I looked like to cruise
on Vanilla Sky. It was tell about it's been an
accident like guy code. They thought I was burned up
like Pepsy did Baiko. I must have an angel because
look how death missed it as unbreakable?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What you thought? They called me? Miss the glass?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The rints, Dude, Nigga, look back on my life like
the ghost of Christmas past toys or Russ where I
used to spend that Christmas cash. But I still won't
grow up. I'm a grown ass kid, I like, but
I'm a champion. Yeah yeah, yeah, damn I miss Kanye,
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but like.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Be even.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, man, I'm like, I'm supposed to be here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I could have. I did. Man, I'm sorry, I'm crying.
I might not. I might not have. There might not
have been At this episode of episode four.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Of Rents, Dude God was probably like, yeah, nigga a
rent dude. If you listen to this and you're like, yo,
this is why this nigga's a comedian. Yeah, man, God
was like, the rent dude, come on, pay up, nigga
with your life, with your life.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh man or the Grin Reaper or whatever. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But I'm okay, I'm okay. But yeah, if you guys
don't mind, please please please. I purposely did not post
it on social media because I don't want a whole
bunch it was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know, I'm up. You know I'm about to pull
back the curtain right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
As content creators, a lot of time, you know what's
gonna do well and what's gonna do great for your engagement.
Me posting that I was in a near fatal car
accident would have been great engagement. Let's be honest, be honest,
right we can we can't have an honest conversation. I
would have gotten all the sympathy text, Oh my god,
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I'm glad you okay, blah blah blah blah blah. Now
most can say that I'm this is not no different,
but it is because it's on a podcast and I'm
talking to y'all personally. See, that's the difference between this
podcast advice from a fuck boy was you know like
it wasn't it was just funny shits and giggles about
men or I was gonna say bitches and you know
what I'm saying. And music is a love language of
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strictly music takes. But this is me, This is a journal,
this is me talking to y'all personally, personally, personally. You
know me, now, you know me, you know me. I'm
not even putting this clip out on Instagram. There's no clips.
I'm only gonna put out clips that that that that
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you know with me and the homies, but no clips.
This is me, This is me, This is me, bro,
this is me, sis so no, I don't need to
share that. But again I would respect if you guys just.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Didn't do that. Just sim if you if you want
to give your condolences or not condo. I ain't dead.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I felt like Black Panther remember when he you know,
you know, he challenged for the thrown.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And as you can see, I am not that yet.
No nigga damn but he sorry, rest the beat, Chad.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Point I'm making this is that man, I got a yeah,
just just give me.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This strong army milji if you see this on the
comedy show Tip.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'm working on new jokes and my bad, my bad,
I had to get the get my book.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Working on new jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I did a show on Thursday, Thursday, September third. Thursday
September third, I was I was hosting at the Hollywood Improv. Now,
I asked the Hollywood Improv if I could do shows
every month at the Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Improv to work on my new set.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So the one on September third was very last minute
and I was hosting. But now October ninth, October sixteenth,
I want to be at the Hollywood Improv. If you
live in LA and you want to see the new
material as I'm working it out.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm not hosting.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm doing a full twenty five to thirty minute set,
all brand new jokes or pretty much jokes that you're
going to hear on the next special. So but yeah,
so I'm doing that at the Hollywood Improv and I
am really starting to like by do material. All right,
I did it. Add on, So I got this joke
about how my wife likes to go on double dates
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and going on a double date is crazy because you
never know blah blah blah blah blah. But the joke
is really about fellas knowing who your fine friend is.
It's on one of the mixtapes that I posted on YouTube.
If you want to go find a joke, right, but
I gotta I just wrote an add on to this joke, right,
and the add on is is right. So my lady says, Yo,
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your fine friend got you know who call one of.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Your fine friends? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And the joke kind of ends right there is like, fellas,
do you know who your fine friend is? Fellas, you
know who your fine friend is? Because if you, if you,
if you ask, if your lady asks, who's your fine friend?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The fuck you're not calling. Everybody knows that, okay, boom funny,
and that's usually the end of the YO.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But then I'm like, okay, let's let's take it a
step further. So we actually went on a double date.
We actually went on a double I called my friend
friend and it didn't go well. This is true story.
We were on the date, and I tell you, look,
I'll say this. Two things that you never want to
uh and I'm doing a bit right now, but two
things that you never want to talk about on a
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date is politics and religion. I'm going to add you
should not talk about maritals or relationship issues we on
the date.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
This is no bullshit.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And my homie, anybody that knows knows me, knows my
closest homies. You know what homie this is. He says,
I like my women to be seen and not heard.
I like my women seen but not heard. Immediately, old
girl gets the dick and my wife looking at me
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like these the motherfuckers you hang out with.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So on the on the ride home, my lady is
mad at me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
He talking about something. You know, why you knew he was,
like dad, why you call him? Why you call him?
And I'm telling my wife, you told me to call
the fine friend. You didn't tell me to call the
nice guy. Well, she was like, well, why can't you
call a nice and fine friend? If I call him,
he's either married or gay. He's either married. I got
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gay and married friends. They're both fine and fucking and
and and cool. So who which one you want me
to call? But usually the fine friend is the fuck boy.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Here's wild about me trying that bit or talking about
it right here. I think it's funny myself, but y'all listening,
I don't know if y'all laughing or not, you're probably like, nah, Clint,
this ren ain't doue if you're talking like that. But
that's the beauty of trying it on stage, right, I'm
gonna try it on stage. If it works, it works,
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If it doesn't, it doesn't, I'll let y'all know in
the next episode.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
If it works. I got a two. I got three
shows this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I got a show on Thursday, don't Tell, show Friday
n Tell, and the show Saturday at the Live Factory.
So we'll see, we'll see, we'll see if it works.
I will I will definitely report back next what else today? Today,
I'm trying to find a joke about Anaya, my daughter,
and I, oh, my lord, this girl's trying me. Now,
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this little girl, let me tell you all what happened.
So today I'm taking her to school like I do
every morning. She she's about to sit in the back
seat of the car.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
We got a rental car, right now, all right, it's
a Master.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I actually kind of like it, but I'm used to
electric cars, right, and you know, I'm not trying flexible.
You got a Mercedes and you know, adult masa don't
really hit the same.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know. But anyway, So I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So she's getting in the back seat, and I'm like, yo,
sit in the front because I don't like when people
are in my back seat and nobody's in the front seat, right,
like unless it's unless it's Ari, right, and now you're
big enough to sit in the front, sit in the front.
I'm not a fucking uber driver, right, So she sits
in the front seat. But I look, I said, Yo,
sitting in the front seat. She's like, why, why, why
do I gotta sit in the front seat. And I'm like,
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she's like, cause, Ari, I said Anaya if you don't
sit your ass in the front seat, sit in the
front seat. And so she's sitting there with an attitude,
and I'm like, man, your attitude lately on the way
to school, your attitude sucks. Lately, you've been you've been
acting real rude and mean and blah.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And she goes she and I said, well, if you
keep playing with me, I'm gonna make sure you ain't
gonna do cheer You just ain't gonna do it. I
will have you sitting at the chair, sitting at cheerleading,
and you watching your friends because you fucked up. Because
you fucked up, she starts having a meltdown. Ah oh,
you yelling at me. I'm land blah blah blah blah
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blah blah. She said, you know what, I ain't going
to school today. I ain't going to school today. I'm like,
what you mean, like you not you in this car?
How are you gonna not just go to school? Like,
let me know, I would love to.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
See you do this. She said, well, yeah, when we
get to the school.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm just going stand outside and I ain't I'm gonna
just stand outside the whole day.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I ain't going it. I said, I would love to
see you try that. So then we.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Finally pull up to the school. Mind you, the school
ride is about around the corner from her. We finally
pull up to the school. What does she do? She
gets out the car says, I don't. She says, I
don't ever want to see you again, and slams the door.
Now I had to remember I was at this in
front of a school, because I got out the car
and I'm like, what you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
What you just say?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And I'm like, you know what, go ahead to school.
I'll fix your ass. I ain't gonna lie y'all that
little girl hurt my feelings. I never want to see
you again, especially this past friday, I got to a
damn near fatal car accident, and you might not have
seen me again. Now, of course, she's ten years old.
She ain't thinking like that that should hurt my feelings.
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I didn't know kids can hurt your feelings. I didn't
know kids can hurt your feelings. And after my feelings
got hurt, though, now I'm realize she gotta.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Face the consequences.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Though, Now you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
tell her that. Let me you know what, I don't
know if I should tell a child that they hurt
my feelings. I think I might, but I'm not trying
to his thing. I don't want to make her feel
guilty about what she says. But I do want her
to be mindful of the things you say. You want
me to be mindful of the stuff that I say
that can hurt your feelings, because I could easily say
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I know what. First of all, I got the big joker.
I got the big joker. I got the big joker.
You say, oh my god, is that the joke? I
don't know it again, do me a favorite. If this
is funny, let me know, only say it on stage.
I would never tell her this, but I have the
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big joker. She told me, I never want to see
you again, and you know, I'm like, I'm your stepdad.
That can be arranged. I will step right it's dark,
I know it's dark, or you know. I can always
tell her like, yeah, you ain't got to see me again,
but your sister will.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Because that's that's fucked up, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Never mind, this ain't funny, never mind see nope, but
she really hurt about feelings, and yes, the consequences tonight,
she is going to face consequences for saying that to me.
She is going to go to cheer tonight and she
will be sitting on the sideline. She's not going to
know she's sitting on the sideline until we get there.
So there's that, there's that, there's that. I'll let y'all
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know how that goes as well. But yeah, I didn't
know that kids can hurt your feelings. You know that
shit sucked.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Man. It's hard being a parent. Man. It's hard trying
to find the.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Balance between wanting because you got a gentle parent, right,
and you can't pass down the same trauma that you had.
And it's hard to do that when you also want
to go upside their fucking head.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Now. I don't believe men should hit women, right, so
dad shouldn't hit little girls.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But man, if I would have told my mom I
never want to see you again, my mom would have
been like, oh, nigga, cool right, Like my mom would
have been toxic as fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So I gotta figure out what to do. I gotta
figure out what to do I do because I don't
know how to parent. Man, I'm failing. I feel like
if my child says that to me, and I mean, yeah,
and I didn't like I said, I didn't. I didn't
say nothing to me that warrant today. You know, I
just told her, I'm tired of your attitude. I'm tired
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of you always having it. She always been having She
has an attitude lately. Now again, I get it, it's hormone.
She's ten years old, but god damn, little girl. We
gotta figure something out now. Yes, do we have her
in therapy. We do, and we need to schedule another
therapy her next appointment. But yes, she needs therapy, and
we got to keep her going to therapy every two weeks.
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What we do is we only kind of try to
do therapy for a couple of weeks when she's not
going she's going through something, and then we just won't.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
We won't do it. We gotta stay on top of that.
That's on me.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, man, I'm dealing with a lot. Man, I'm not
gonna on top of all this. You know, still gotta
be a rib went to her first. She's in daycare. Now,
this little girl be happy as fuck. But I know
it's only a matter of time before she started giving
me her ass to kiss.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah. Man, I'm a dad full time.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Now. Man, this is hard. This is fucking hard for
the YouTube audience. I didn't know that the other camera
was not recording. So now there's a two camera set up,
but you just pretty much watched me the whole time,
one camera whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, that's actually kind of good though, so that I
don't you know, y'all, don't post this ship or whatever,
you know, getting poke, getting you know, getting personal. This
is gonna be This is a short episode, but again
I'm just updating y'all on what I've been going through.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This is the rents do. Man.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
This is not It's not easy. This is not easy.
This is not easy. So I just want to thank
you guys for listening. I want to thank you guys
for you know, like now this podcast is actually out right,
like it's out now. I was recording episodes. I wasn't
posting them because I did. I wasn't ready yet I did.
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Now I can't wait till you guys actually like get
we dive in and it's gonna be more guests. There's
gonna be more things to come. I'm probably gonna bring
an eye on this podcast again. We're gonna have another
conversation about it, like we'll see, we'll see, you know.
But I want to thank y'all for listening, thank y'all
for laughing. This podcast is over.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, you tuned in new episode
Rent Do Podcast Clint Coley. No special guest today, just
me purposely, I don't want a guest on this podcast
today because I've been dealing with a lot. I've been
dealing with a lot. I'm going to get everything out today.
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You guys are going to hear it. I purposely. One
of the things that happened I did not post on
social media. And if you listen to this, if you
could do me a favor, please do not reach out
to me and ask me if I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Please don't reach.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Out to me and ask me. You know you know
what I'm saying. Like, Actually, if you listen, I'll tell
who listened to this. Give me if you follow me
on Instagram or you have my number personally, just give
me the fist emoji, give me the strong emoji, like
you're gonna be all right. That lets me know you're listening.
That lets me know you're tuned in, and that also
lets me know you're invested. I'm gonna start off with
the first thing. So Friday night, I'm scheduled to do
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three shows in LA.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Three shows.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now, anybody that's not familiar with la comedy scene. Doing
three shows in a night is damn near impossible, right,
because of how spaced out things are, how a lot
of things are going blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's hard. So originally I only had two shows.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I had one show which was called which is a
don't tell show in Long Beach, and then right after
that I had a spot at the Laugh Factory in
Long Beach at ten twenty five. So my first show
was at eight thirty. My second show was at ten thirty.
All right, cool. I get a text message from the
booker at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach and she says, hey, Clint,
we had somebody drop out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Can you do the seven o'clock show as well? Bet?
No problem.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
The only issue with that was was that my godson, Brayden,
I always want to show up to every one of
his football games.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Right, so I go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to
the football game at seven. His game started at seven.
I'm going to get to the Laft leave by seven already.
My spot at the lab Factory is at seven fifty five.
The game is in Torrents. Long Beach is probably about
fifteen to twenty minutes from Torrents. I can get there,
especially since there's no traffic. I get there seven fifty five,
I'll do my spot. After my spot at seven fifty five,
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then I'll go to the Then I'll go to the
Don't Tell Show, which is around the corner from the
lab Factory, thank god. Then after I do that Don't
Tell show, I'm coming back to the Lave Factory and
I'm going to do the next two the next show
at ten thirty, and then I'm going home. So that's
four events that I have to be to in three
hours essentially. And on the way leaving Braydon's football game
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and going into the uh going to the game, I
mean going to the first show, I'm involved in a
near fatal car accident. Yeah, near fatal car accident. The
airbags is the only reason why I'm sitting here talking
to you today. I still have scratches and stuff on
my arm, and that's the only thing that I walked
away with.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I walked out of that car with just scratches.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I looked death in the eye. That was the very
first time I've ever been in a car accident, whether
it being a passenger or driving. Now, the first thing
I'm gonna tell you all is that y'all know I
have two beautiful daughters and a beautiful wife, and I'm
so grateful that neither one, none of them, were in
the car that might have been the scariest moment of
my life. I'm still traumatized by that event. I have
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not I'm scared to drive. I still I have today,
but I'm afraid to drive. I am not okay mentally,
and I am in a space where I.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't know, I don't know, I'm nervous. Oh, I'm wondering.
What's that music? Right? I hear Keith sweat and it's
it's me my bad. I hear.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
By the way, I have a podcast. I mean I have.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
A a I have a playlist called Rinse Do. I
have an R and b Rense Do and a hip
hop rint Do basically coincide with the podcast. This is
what I'm gonna be listening to, A waited order toor
and stuff like that. I know, crazy segue, but I'm
wout to get back to it. But I walked away.
Not only that, though, The first thing I said when
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I got out the car after getting hit was Oh
mind you, it wasn't my fault. By the way, the
guy was going about sixty seventy miles and ran right
into me. And I just thank God that I'm not paralyzed,
and thank God that I'm blessed.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm okay. Wow, Like even just me sitting here talking
to y'all about it, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, And I'm trying not to cry because, you know,
like I looked death in the face.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I seen it. Not evenna lie to y'all.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I saw my dad.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And he said, nigga, you ain't done yet. You got
two little girls that need you, you got a wife
that needs you, and the rent is fucking due. And
I made it to all three of my shows that night.
Let me tell you how much God was on my side,
or my dad or whoever. I get out the car.
Three witnesses seen what happened, and they were like, no,
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give me your phone number, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
The plice came, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You all right, blooh boom boom, boom boom. And then
after that, this guy on the scene was like, you
a comedian. I said, yeah, He's like, I know you.
I said what he said yeah, bro, you funny. I
was like, man, he was like, you said you got
a show man. He's like, where's it that I said
this at the last Factor in Long Beach. He's like, oh, bro,
then mind you Mexican do oh Bro, that's only like
fifteen minutes away.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You gotta get there now, and you can get there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I said yeah. He's like, yo, get in my car. Man,
I'll take you. Man, I'll take you. And I'm like
what He's like, yeah, man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
A big fan. Man, as long as I can come,
I can take you. Bruh.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Took me to the show. Motherfucker took me to the show.
He took me to the show. And here's the thing,
y'all probably like, you got to a crazy car accident.
You gotta get on you got it. You got on
stage after that. Because I'm from round the way, I'll
deal with my emotions and my feelings later. But the
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fans in the crowd is counting on me, dog, and
it's my job to give you my best.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm gonna give you my best, give you my best
even when I'm not at mine.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what the rents do. Means.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm giving you niggas my best. This is about to
be my best work, and I needed to work out.
I need the reps. And I went on stage that night.
Every show, boom boom. Everything was hidden. I'm making layups,
I'm passing, I'm making layups, I'm making threes, I'm making
the MIDI I'm dunking like I was. I was on
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fire that night, and anybody's ever seen me? Like, you know,
my boy Eric just me and said, you know, like
he was. You know, he listened to the podcast another
comedian and I've taken on him. He's a comedian. I
took under my wing. But like Eric knows, like when
I'm mad, like you know, what did I say? You
know when I wasn't even mad. I'm just when I'm
going through a lot, That's when I produce my best work.
So you know, Marvin Gaye's best work is here, my dear.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It was the album where him and his wife broke up,
so got a divorce and she got the proceedings to
everything that he got or or half the album. So
he gave her his best. I'm giving you got, I'm
giving y'all my best. But yeah, I got into a
car accident man and I'm fucked up. I ain't gonna lie.
I'm fucked up. But I got therapy on Thursday. This
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is Tuesday. I'm documenting. This is Tuesday, September ninth. I
got therapy on Thursday, September eleventh, and September eleven is
always a funny day to me. But I'll get through
that until later. But yeah, my therapy session is Thursday,
September eleventh, and yeah, I'm going to talk about it.
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I'm going to get better and I'm going to I'm
doing the work right, like Rince do. Is not just
about doing the work on stage, y'all. You gotta do
the work off stage. I have to do the work
off stage. Doing the work on stage does not matter.
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Doing the work off stage, off stage work that is,
that's the most That's the thing, right. I told y'all,
I need to be in the I'm gonna be in
the best shape physically. I'm gonna be in the best
shape emotionally, and I'm gonna be in the best shape mentally.
And what that means is is that, yeah, I suffered
a very traumatic event, but yo, motherfucker, I'm I'm going
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to I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Do the work I'm gonna go to therapy.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm gonna keep talking about these things so that I
can be mentally okay to go drive, to be on
the road, to do what I need to do, and
to give y'all my best.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I owe you that. I owe you that ship.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I owe it to you, nigga, right like after you
know it's crazy, you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The first thing I thought about after I'm doing the
show after the car accident is uh what he what
do you say? Uh? What Kanye say? Through the wire?
I forgot man, I got it now. I got down.
The song is slipping me man because I knew all
the words.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But if you can feel, thank God, ain't too cool
for the safe belt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I swear to God drop it too to keep you
in my SA Save.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
My Dog's got it televised I looked like to cruise
on Vanilla Sky. It was tell about it's been an
accident like guy code. They thought I was burned up
like Pepsy did Baiko. I must have an angel because
look how death missed it as unbreakable?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What you thought? They called me? Miss the glass?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The rints, Dude, Nigga, look back on my life like
the ghost of Christmas past toys or Russ where I
used to spend that Christmas cash. But I still won't
grow up. I'm a grown ass kid, I like, but
I'm a champion. Yeah yeah, yeah, damn I miss Kanye,
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but like.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Be even.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, man, I'm like, I'm supposed to be here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I could have. I did. Man, I'm sorry, I'm crying.
I might not. I might not have. There might not
have been At this episode of episode four.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Of Rents, Dude God was probably like, yeah, nigga a
rent dude. If you listen to this and you're like, yo,
this is why this nigga's a comedian. Yeah, man, God
was like, the rent dude, come on, pay up, nigga
with your life, with your life.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh man or the Grin Reaper or whatever. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But I'm okay, I'm okay. But yeah, if you guys
don't mind, please please please. I purposely did not post
it on social media because I don't want a whole
bunch it was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know, I'm up. You know I'm about to pull
back the curtain right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
As content creators, a lot of time, you know what's
gonna do well and what's gonna do great for your engagement.
Me posting that I was in a near fatal car
accident would have been great engagement. Let's be honest, be honest,
right we can we can't have an honest conversation. I
would have gotten all the sympathy text, Oh my god,
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I'm glad you okay, blah blah blah blah blah. Now
most can say that I'm this is not no different,
but it is because it's on a podcast and I'm
talking to y'all personally. See, that's the difference between this
podcast advice from a fuck boy was you know like
it wasn't it was just funny shits and giggles about
men or I was gonna say bitches and you know
what I'm saying. And music is a love language of
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strictly music takes. But this is me, This is a journal,
this is me talking to y'all personally, personally, personally. You
know me, now, you know me, you know me. I'm
not even putting this clip out on Instagram. There's no clips.
I'm only gonna put out clips that that that that
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you know with me and the homies, but no clips.
This is me, This is me, This is me, bro,
this is me, sis so no, I don't need to
share that. But again I would respect if you guys just.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Didn't do that. Just sim if you if you want
to give your condolences or not condo. I ain't dead.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I felt like Black Panther remember when he you know,
you know, he challenged for the thrown.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And as you can see, I am not that yet.
No nigga damn but he sorry, rest the beat, Chad.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Point I'm making this is that man, I got a yeah,
just just give me.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This strong army milji if you see this on the
comedy show Tip.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'm working on new jokes and my bad, my bad,
I had to get the get my book.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Working on new jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I did a show on Thursday, Thursday, September third. Thursday
September third, I was I was hosting at the Hollywood Improv. Now,
I asked the Hollywood Improv if I could do shows
every month at the Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Improv to work on my new set.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So the one on September third was very last minute
and I was hosting. But now October ninth, October sixteenth,
I want to be at the Hollywood Improv. If you
live in LA and you want to see the new
material as I'm working it out.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm not hosting.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm doing a full twenty five to thirty minute set,
all brand new jokes or pretty much jokes that you're
going to hear on the next special. So but yeah,
so I'm doing that at the Hollywood Improv and I
am really starting to like by do material. All right,
I did it. Add on, So I got this joke
about how my wife likes to go on double dates
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and going on a double date is crazy because you
never know blah blah blah blah blah. But the joke
is really about fellas knowing who your fine friend is.
It's on one of the mixtapes that I posted on YouTube.
If you want to go find a joke, right, but
I gotta I just wrote an add on to this joke, right,
and the add on is is right. So my lady says, Yo,
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your fine friend got you know who call one of.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Your fine friends? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And the joke kind of ends right there is like, fellas,
do you know who your fine friend is? Fellas, you
know who your fine friend is? Because if you, if you,
if you ask, if your lady asks, who's your fine friend?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The fuck you're not calling. Everybody knows that, okay, boom funny,
and that's usually the end of the YO.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But then I'm like, okay, let's let's take it a
step further. So we actually went on a double date.
We actually went on a double I called my friend
friend and it didn't go well. This is true story.
We were on the date, and I tell you, look,
I'll say this. Two things that you never want to
uh and I'm doing a bit right now, but two
things that you never want to talk about on a
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date is politics and religion. I'm going to add you
should not talk about maritals or relationship issues we on
the date.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
This is no bullshit.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And my homie, anybody that knows knows me, knows my
closest homies. You know what homie this is. He says,
I like my women to be seen and not heard.
I like my women seen but not heard. Immediately, old
girl gets the dick and my wife looking at me
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like these the motherfuckers you hang out with.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So on the on the ride home, my lady is
mad at me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
He talking about something. You know, why you knew he was,
like dad, why you call him? Why you call him?
And I'm telling my wife, you told me to call
the fine friend. You didn't tell me to call the
nice guy. Well, she was like, well, why can't you
call a nice and fine friend? If I call him,
he's either married or gay. He's either married. I got
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gay and married friends. They're both fine and fucking and
and and cool. So who which one you want me
to call? But usually the fine friend is the fuck boy.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Here's wild about me trying that bit or talking about
it right here. I think it's funny myself, but y'all listening,
I don't know if y'all laughing or not, you're probably like, nah, Clint,
this ren ain't doue if you're talking like that. But
that's the beauty of trying it on stage, right, I'm
gonna try it on stage. If it works, it works,
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If it doesn't, it doesn't, I'll let y'all know in
the next episode.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
If it works. I got a two. I got three
shows this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I got a show on Thursday, don't Tell, show Friday
n Tell, and the show Saturday at the Live Factory.
So we'll see, we'll see, we'll see if it works.
I will I will definitely report back next what else today? Today,
I'm trying to find a joke about Anaya, my daughter,
and I, oh, my lord, this girl's trying me. Now,
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this little girl, let me tell you all what happened.
So today I'm taking her to school like I do
every morning. She she's about to sit in the back
seat of the car.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
We got a rental car, right now, all right, it's
a Master.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I actually kind of like it, but I'm used to
electric cars, right, and you know, I'm not trying flexible.
You got a Mercedes and you know, adult masa don't
really hit the same.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know. But anyway, So I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So she's getting in the back seat, and I'm like, yo,
sit in the front because I don't like when people
are in my back seat and nobody's in the front seat, right,
like unless it's unless it's Ari, right, and now you're
big enough to sit in the front, sit in the front.
I'm not a fucking uber driver, right, So she sits
in the front seat. But I look, I said, Yo,
sitting in the front seat. She's like, why, why, why
do I gotta sit in the front seat. And I'm like,
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she's like, cause, Ari, I said Anaya if you don't
sit your ass in the front seat, sit in the
front seat. And so she's sitting there with an attitude,
and I'm like, man, your attitude lately on the way
to school, your attitude sucks. Lately, you've been you've been
acting real rude and mean and blah.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And she goes she and I said, well, if you
keep playing with me, I'm gonna make sure you ain't
gonna do cheer You just ain't gonna do it. I
will have you sitting at the chair, sitting at cheerleading,
and you watching your friends because you fucked up. Because
you fucked up, she starts having a meltdown. Ah oh,
you yelling at me. I'm land blah blah blah blah
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blah blah. She said, you know what, I ain't going
to school today. I ain't going to school today. I'm like,
what you mean, like you not you in this car?
How are you gonna not just go to school? Like,
let me know, I would love to.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
See you do this. She said, well, yeah, when we
get to the school.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm just going stand outside and I ain't I'm gonna
just stand outside the whole day.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I ain't going it. I said, I would love to
see you try that. So then we.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Finally pull up to the school. Mind you, the school
ride is about around the corner from her. We finally
pull up to the school. What does she do? She
gets out the car says, I don't. She says, I
don't ever want to see you again, and slams the door.
Now I had to remember I was at this in
front of a school, because I got out the car
and I'm like, what you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
What you just say?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And I'm like, you know what, go ahead to school.
I'll fix your ass. I ain't gonna lie y'all that
little girl hurt my feelings. I never want to see
you again, especially this past friday, I got to a
damn near fatal car accident, and you might not have
seen me again. Now, of course, she's ten years old.
She ain't thinking like that that should hurt my feelings.
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I didn't know kids can hurt your feelings. I didn't
know kids can hurt your feelings. And after my feelings
got hurt, though, now I'm realize she gotta.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Face the consequences.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Though, Now you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
tell her that. Let me you know what, I don't
know if I should tell a child that they hurt
my feelings. I think I might, but I'm not trying
to his thing. I don't want to make her feel
guilty about what she says. But I do want her
to be mindful of the things you say. You want
me to be mindful of the stuff that I say
that can hurt your feelings, because I could easily say
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I know what. First of all, I got the big joker.
I got the big joker. I got the big joker.
You say, oh my god, is that the joke? I
don't know it again, do me a favorite. If this
is funny, let me know, only say it on stage.
I would never tell her this, but I have the
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big joker. She told me, I never want to see
you again, and you know, I'm like, I'm your stepdad.
That can be arranged. I will step right it's dark,
I know it's dark, or you know. I can always
tell her like, yeah, you ain't got to see me again,
but your sister will.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Because that's that's fucked up, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Never mind, this ain't funny, never mind see nope, but
she really hurt about feelings, and yes, the consequences tonight,
she is going to face consequences for saying that to me.
She is going to go to cheer tonight and she
will be sitting on the sideline. She's not going to
know she's sitting on the sideline until we get there.
So there's that, there's that, there's that. I'll let y'all
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know how that goes as well. But yeah, I didn't
know that kids can hurt your feelings. You know that
shit sucked.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Man. It's hard being a parent. Man. It's hard trying
to find the.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Balance between wanting because you got a gentle parent, right,
and you can't pass down the same trauma that you had.
And it's hard to do that when you also want
to go upside their fucking head.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Now. I don't believe men should hit women, right, so
dad shouldn't hit little girls.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But man, if I would have told my mom I
never want to see you again, my mom would have
been like, oh, nigga, cool right, Like my mom would
have been toxic as fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So I gotta figure out what to do. I gotta
figure out what to do I do because I don't
know how to parent. Man, I'm failing. I feel like
if my child says that to me, and I mean, yeah,
and I didn't like I said, I didn't. I didn't
say nothing to me that warrant today. You know, I
just told her, I'm tired of your attitude. I'm tired
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of you always having it. She always been having She
has an attitude lately. Now again, I get it, it's hormone.
She's ten years old, but god damn, little girl. We
gotta figure something out now. Yes, do we have her
in therapy. We do, and we need to schedule another
therapy her next appointment. But yes, she needs therapy, and
we got to keep her going to therapy every two weeks.
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What we do is we only kind of try to
do therapy for a couple of weeks when she's not
going she's going through something, and then we just won't.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
We won't do it. We gotta stay on top of that.
That's on me.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, man, I'm dealing with a lot. Man, I'm not
gonna on top of all this. You know, still gotta
be a rib went to her first. She's in daycare. Now,
this little girl be happy as fuck. But I know
it's only a matter of time before she started giving
me her ass to kiss.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah. Man, I'm a dad full time.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Now. Man, this is hard. This is fucking hard for
the YouTube audience. I didn't know that the other camera
was not recording. So now there's a two camera set up,
but you just pretty much watched me the whole time,
one camera whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, that's actually kind of good though, so that I
don't you know, y'all, don't post this ship or whatever,
you know, getting poke, getting you know, getting personal. This
is gonna be This is a short episode, but again
I'm just updating y'all on what I've been going through.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This is the rents do. Man.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
This is not It's not easy. This is not easy.
This is not easy. So I just want to thank
you guys for listening. I want to thank you guys
for you know, like now this podcast is actually out right,
like it's out now. I was recording episodes. I wasn't
posting them because I did. I wasn't ready yet I did.
(24:28):
Now I can't wait till you guys actually like get
we dive in and it's gonna be more guests. There's
gonna be more things to come. I'm probably gonna bring
an eye on this podcast again. We're gonna have another
conversation about it, like we'll see, we'll see, you know.
But I want to thank y'all for listening, thank y'all
for laughing. This podcast is over.
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