September 25, 2025 • 34 mins
In this deeply personal episode, Clint opens up about one of the hardest goodbyes he’s had to face — the end of a friendship with his best male friend. He reflects on how the fallout has affected him emotionally, creatively, and spiritually. Clint talks about being in a zone lately — locked in on his goals — but how that focus has sometimes made him feel like he’s been falling short in other areas, including being present for his daughter Aniya. He also shares a raw, behind-the-scenes look at a new joke he’s working on about the friendship breakup — showing how he turns pain into punchlines. Vulnerable, honest, and unfiltered — this is Clint at his most reflective.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen you tuned in new episode, Rinse do podcasts,
Clinton Coley another day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm sorry, it's been a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You know what I'm saying, life and life and not
in a bad way, but not in a good way.
It's just I've been very busy. Uh So I'm doing
my best to make sure I sneak in time to record.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And make sure that I am doing right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
But I will say this, starting in a few weeks,
I will be I have a deal with iHeartMedia and
Inflections Entertainment, and I'm going, yeah, my podcast is now
through iHeartMedia, so I will be releasing on a schedule.
So every Friday, I'm going to release one and I'm
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going to try to record one every Thursday. So Thursday
you'll get my thoughts. Friday, I mean Thursday, I'll save
my thoughts. Friday you'll get my thoughts and we'll rinse
and repeat every single week.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Just letting y'all know that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Secondly, I just noticed or y'all noticed that a boat
that a bonus episode dropped with this as well. Let
me explain the bonus episode real quick if you don't mind.
So the bonus episode is the artist and the album
that the rent was due, and how I'm feeling right now,
and how it how.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's in conjunction with them. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
First of all, I know my comedy is for smart people,
because if you're listening to this podcast, you know what
in conjunction means. Let me know that. Just send me
a DM be like, yeah, come on, Clint, come on, Clint.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah. Man, I like the fact that my audience is smart.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I like I like talking. Nor do I do comedy
for black No, I'm sorry, I do comedy for the
guy who grew up. I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know. I just know that
(01:57):
I have a smart audience. There's nothing better than having
an audience who you can tell jokes to and also they.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Get the nigga shit.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right Like I think, DC to me is the best
comedy city for that. DC has the greatest line between
black people and niggas. Like Chris Rock said, and I'm
not gonna lie, their audiences get your smart humor and
they also get you the dumb shit. Yes, yes, I'm
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gonna say that DC is the best comedy audience in
the country bar none. Every comedian knows what I'm talking about.
When you go to DC. Number one, you're gonna sell tickets.
Number two, you really can be in your bag because
DC is the finest line of They like your smart
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shit and they like the dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Like they get both.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like you can say, you can have an intelligent joke
that makes you think and DC gets it, and then
you can say some shit about your penis or your couchie.
I know I had that was extreme, but you get
what I'm saying. They get that too. DC is the
best comedy audience in the country. I think most comedians
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might agree with me. I know, you know, there's other
cities you can name. Chicago's up there, but DC, to
me is every time DC's on the calendar. I'm not
gonna lie like I'm I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
I really want to shoot my special in DC. I'm
just saying like I'm I'm I'm like, I mean, d
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C is d C is fire. I really like that
was my number one choice when choosing where the film rents.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do DC? Just we try and figure it out. Anyway,
let's keep talking.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But anyway, so yeah, now we're where we got the albums. Okay,
So if you notice nineteen ninety cool J coming off
some midshit, his grandma told him son or Grantson, go
knock him out, go knock him out. I saw my
dad in a dream, and we were like preparing for
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this special, like me and my dad together, like he
was okay, we weren't preparing for the special.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
My dad was training me for a fight.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I was getting ready to I don't know who the
fuck I was boxing because I kind of woke up
because it was weird because I saw him. But I
had a dream that my dad was like he was
my he was My dad was Bun Deanie Brown, right,
Like I had a dream that I was Clint Coley.
My dad was Hermann Kohley, but he was he was
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Bun Deanie Brown esque. Boxing fans. You know exactly who
I'm talking about. That's how I felt for a moment.
He like, So I had a dream. So we're literally
like and we're not doing no rocky shit like drinking
eggs out of a goddamn glass and no ship like that,
but like we was really training for a fight. We
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was really and I woke up. I could not figure
out what it meant. Then I realized, preparing for a
special is the same discipline that I'm going to need
to train for a heavyweight fight. The only thing that
I can't I can do is have sex, because you know,
you know, like they tell you not to have sex
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before a fight.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I need to. I'm married. I gotta have sex before
this special. I have to. There's there is.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
My wife is not going to agree with not fucking that.
I don't care how locked in you are. I don't
care how locked in you are. You better locking it
as pussy. I'm sorry, but yeah, man, like my but
my dad was Bundinie brown bro.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He was.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He was in my ear calling me to change. Every
time he referred to me, he referred to me as Champ.
He's like, yeah, Champ, Yeah, Champ, let's do this, Champ. Yes, Champ.
What you're doing? Hey dad, what's up?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Champ? Pop? What up? Chant? What you need? Yeah? Come on, Champ.
Every time he referred to me in his dream, it
was his Champ.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That means that if I prepare for this special the
way I'm supposed to prepare for this special, then guess what.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I will be the champ. I'll be the champ.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You don't bro I'm I'm going to be the champ now,
like it's it's That's what I'm talking about, right, Like
small things like that that you see when you locked
in man's But let me tell you how locked in
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So y'all heard on the last podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I got into a really bad car accident, still got
the scars and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
To prove it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And guess what, I got the you know, and I
still made my shows.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I did in this past week.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I was on stage like three or four times and
I'm doing don't Tells and I'm getting up at the
laugh Factory like I'm really really I've never been this
locked in before. And I'm gonna tell you why. Because
I noticed that I'm a lot more freer with new
jokes on stage, Like I'm in my mind, I'm not
like I can't do a new joke because I want
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the audience to like me. Now what I'm doing is,
I'm like, I'm gonna sell my personality with the joke
so that the joke can land somewhat. But once I
get the cadence and once I get the punchlines downpack, motherfucker.
This one bit that I'm working on is going to
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be generational defining bit. I'm look, man, I'm gonna tell
you this right now. You can say whatever you want
about me. I'm speaking life into this podc in my
in myself, and you should be too, right Like, I
got black women friends in my life and they only
want it, they only speak positive in me. The fuck
I look like not speaking positivity and to myself. You
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need to do that too, when you when the rents do, motherfucker,
you keep telling yourself the rints do, but you're gonna
pay that a motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It might be a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
The rent might be twenty eight hundred and you only
got seven hundred. Lock the fucking you gonna You're gonna
get twenty one hundred dollars the right way. Come on, man,
come on, man, lock the fucking I'm locked in like
because I'm I'm angry, I be fhuman like I'm knock
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them out.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh shit, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Shit, Okay, this is why nineteen ninety ll cooj knock
them out. This is how it relates to me. Right now.
I had to dream about my dad boxing, you know,
like he knock him out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If y'all looking at this video, I'm high, but this
is like, like, this is profound shit coming out, and
my dad knows that ll COOJ is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Come on, man, thats this nigga here?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know what I'm gonna try to If I'm recording
in DC, I'm recording on April.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. That's the day my dad.
I need that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Then again, my nay you type nigga be like no,
I'm sorry. He'd be like, no, the fuck is wrong
with you?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh man, I got some tears coming out of my mind.
It's okay, I'm miss balled. That's my man.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh man, oh man, Like that's funny tears though not
like sad shit. But damn, now that I really think
about it, you know, I'm just spitting off the top
of my head as far as like where I'm at
with this, Like, bro, my dad, you talk about it.
My dad's death hurt bad because that was the motherfucker
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who really believed in me. I'm not saying my mom didn't.
I'm not saying my other family members didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like I don't. I don't have that hater story.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But my dad was like a different type of support though,
like like he was a different type of support. Man,
I don't really want to go all into it, but no,
I'm gonna go into it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Fuck it. My dad he I mean when I was.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Sleeping on the street, man, he would pass me twenty
dollars in my account. Go get something to eat like that.
That's a different kind of support. It's like, look, man,
look I'll leave the pay for you now. My mom
said this, She said, I'll need to pay for you
to come home, right, she said, I'll either pay for
you to come home or you got to stay out there.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And my dad he agreed with her, but.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
In the different ways, like needed the boy gotta eat
and it ain't weren't together or anything like that. But
it's just like I had a different relationship with my dad,
Like my mom had the tough love and my dad
had tough love, but like with like because he was
a counselor so like my dad's tough love is like,
all right, I don't want I want the nigga to succeed,
but he can't starve. He can't starve. He can he
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can he can't starve, but he better be hungry.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did that work? Did that work? Did that work?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Was that he can't starve, Like, all right, you tell me,
I'm sorry, But yeah, my father, man, he was the
one who really really really believed in me. Like, if
I were a rapper, my dad is to me. If
I were a rapper, I would talk about my dad
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the same way NAS talks about ill Will, right, like
if you if I was a rapper, we all know
who ill Will is. That's crazy. Nas is so good
that we know who his partner was. Like if you'd
be like yo man, Like if you you'd be like
yo man, heah man, I Will said, and like in
my mind right, like if I'm in Queens Brings and
(12:26):
I'm talking to nigga, he may no Ill Will, and
I'll be like, I know who the nigga, I know
who he is.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You know who it Will is? Yeah, I mean I
don't know even but you know the stuff Na's be saying. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's how I would talk about my pop. So yeah, man, yeah,
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm locked in. Man, I'm
not I'm locked in. But here's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Right. So also this week I had a bad parenting week.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I had a bad parents week, and then my friend
my best friend and I were going through a breakup,
which one y'all want to hear for, I don't know
you bad parenting. So my daughter and I is now
ten years old, and she's starting to get sassy with me.
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I'm talking rolling other eyes, I'm talking walking off when
I'm talking to her, I'm talking full fledge around the
way attitude. And I don't like it because I realize
is that she's not the same girl that I had
to parent at age seven or eight. She's a new
This is ten year old and I is not seven
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seven year old. An yesterday's price is not two day's price.
Yesterday's kid is not today's kid, and you have to
respect that and you have to adjust. So the same
way I'm locked into adjusting my jokes, I gotta be
the same way adjusting to parenting.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Y'all dig where I'm going with this.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I gotta adjust the rents do at the house too,
because just as much just because I'm locked in doesn't
mean that that get that that gives me the right
to to be a I don't want to say a
poor parent, but to give me to not show up
for my kids because my dad would my dad would
be pissed nigga. You can lock in as much as
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the fuck you want, but you still need to be.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dad and husband.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't want to hear that shit, because at the
end of the day, when you die, right, my dad
wasn't herm the counselor at Greater for a prison.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
My dad was my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I have more memories of that man being here than
I do. Not be in there, I don't, I mean
I don't. I don't think he was ever not there
right like he was my fucking baseball coach took me
out play catch.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't do none of that with it, I are.
I gotta lean in more.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I gotta I spend time with her, but I'm not
like we're not having fun though. I mean, like, yeah,
we'll watch TV together, we'll watch some movies, and she'll
like do some shit that I want to watch, right,
So she'll watch like The Last Dance and lock it
and like she's like me, by the way, but I
need to lean into what she likes doing. I got
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roadblocks on my iPad, maybe, but she told me, like
I can't be old on roadblocks, like she said, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So I don't know. I gotta just start doing shit.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She like she's been really into like Saphora lately and
make up and shit like that. Maybe I'll just take
her for a moment and act like I'm interested, right,
act like I'm interested. I'm not saying that. I don't
just hey, little girl, Hey, I'm interested. Hey with you,
with you like this coconut butter, blah blah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But what's so special about this? What's the difference? Like
I'm I'm that's leaning in. But yeah, No, the issue
was was that I asked her to clean a room
and she doesn't clean. She didn't clean a room and
then got disrespectful with me. Now, I don't tolerate that.
You could be mad all you want, or you cannot
agree all you want, but you are not going to
disrespect me up in my house.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You are not.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're absolutely not, And I wanted to. I made sure
she knew that now that I whoop her ass.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Absolutely not. Did I yell at her? Absolutely I did.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And yelling begets more disrespect because she knows I'm not
going to hit her. So what consequences can I give
her for disrespect? And of course for me, I'm gonna
hit you. It hurts my daughter and Nya, she loves cheer.
Guess where you ain't going, as a matter of fact, No,
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you are going. And what I'm going to do is
have you sit out and have your friends and your
teammates watch you while you don't fuck while you don't
you did.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, I'm on that. I'm on that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But then I had to think about it and I
had to realize Number one, man, I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Doing when it comes to ten year old little girls.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
But number two, what I do know is is that
my like again, I have to think about what I
wanted and what I needed when I was ten. And
what I wanted and what I needed when I was
ten was not for my pop and my mom to
be yelling at me and all in my ear right
like helped me out. And then when I was ten
it wasn't just my parents in my ear like, I
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was getting shit knocked out of me, right, because that's
the era I come from, you know. So now I
gotta do gentle parenting. Yeah, I gotta do gentle parenting.
First of all, I know my mom think I'm pussy.
I'll be calling my mom for advice and she'd be
like nigga, all that gentle parents and shit, no, you wouldn't,
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she told me, and I wouldn't have survived back in
the day she said we killed kids in my era,
asked Marvin Gay, What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Mom? What the fuck man? That's my mom on that man.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
She don't believe she she from the old school kids
is to be seen and not heard. Yeah, I'm being Yeah,
now I'm up here. Gentle parenting, dumn, it's crazy. Here's
the thing, right, Like gentle parenting, it's not gentle parent
is is leaning into a kid's feelings. And it's just
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like damn Like when I was growing up, I wasn't
allowed to have feelings, right, Like I wasn't allowed to like,
stop all that crying. I'll give you something to cry for. Nigga, Yo,
my mom was the queen of that line. Keep crying
because like, I'm upset that she yelling at me. Wh
keep crying. I'll give you something to cry for. What?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, why don't you ask me why I'm crying. I'm
not saying that she was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I'm just saying that's the that's not the error that
we're in the eraror we're in is I have to
ask and now is shiit? Like is this a safe space?
Do you feel like this is a safe space? What
are your boundaries? What the fuck do kids have boundaries?
But I'm I'm I'm adjustin because we all have a
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little bit of us and our and our parents are
a little bit of our parents and us. The thing
is what do we take from our parents and what
do we leave in the last generation. There's a lot
of things I'm leaving, like the extension cord, Like I
ain't gonna lie if if yo, if I would remember
back in the day, you if you got your ass whooped,
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you would you were going to school with welt Marts
and people would know he got his ass whooped last night,
and nobody would blink an eye.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Let my daughter go to school with welt marks. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm I'm getting arrested. I'm getting rested. I'm getting arrested.
Back in the day, the wealth Marts was like back
in the day, when you came to school with well Mart's,
that was almost like your teacher like all right, he
raised right. The teacher was like, yo, he was he
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was raised right, he got good parents, yep, And you
know what when you came to school with wellth Marts.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Your teacher is your teacher.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Is like, okay, I could call his parents or that's
a legitimate threat if I tell him I'm calling his parents.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He know for a fact next day he's coming with
Wealth Marts.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Please do me a favor and let me know if
this is funny, because as I'm talking this out, this
whole thing is funny to me.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah. Yeah, again, that's how you come up with new stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm
gonna do next episode? So I got I got three
shows this weekend. I gotta show into Mechula though. That's
the one where I'm gonna you know, really record and
study with Like it's kind of like a test, right,
That's gonna be like my first exam, right, Like how
do I do on my first exam?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Now, with that being said, excuse me, I'm going to
work that joke in. You're gonna see how it turns
out on stage, and then we're gonna talk about it.
That's what this is what you're getting with this podcast.
It don't get more and tell me more more posts,
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tell me what?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
How? How? How? How much more personal? Can you get.
And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
The purpose of this podcast I want you to understand
is not because it's me just locking in for my
special and calling it the rents do. But I'm pretty
damn sure if you're hungry or you got some shit
going on right now, the rent is due for you too.
And I'm not I'm not here to preach to you
right What I'm here to do is I'm telling you
what I'm going through in my life, and maybe you
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can understand and.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Realize shit the rent do for me too.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Maybe you going through the same thing with parenting and
all this other stuff. That's going to make my special
special in my opinion. And the reason why it's special
is because, well we're starting here with the groundwork, a
whole podcast, a whole fucking podcast. This is documented, This
is a this is documented, this is bro I know
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how great it's about to be. And this is part
of maybe the training and the vigorous whatever I went
through with my dad in the dream. Because I gotta
be thinking about everything. I'm not just thinking about the material.
That's why I'm I'm so locked in. I gotta marketing schemes,
we got, I got roll out, you know, like I'm
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really taking this serious. So to me, it's and it's
all and I don't know, you know, it's hard to
say which order it to excuse me, your guys, but
like the material is like one, but one A is
the market right, the material is one one A is the.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Marketing and and and then it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Goes you know what I'm saying like that is this
is like I said, man, like I told y'all earlier,
this was WrestleMania or this was you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like, And I'm also.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Getting others involved in this process, right, Like my boy
Steph he's involved, you know, uh, Will Farrow he's involved,
lou G he's involved. My homegirl Monica she or I'm sorry,
my business partner Monica, she's involved. Like it's a we
are we this is we gotta we got, we got
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we got because hopefully this pay everybody rip. So I
gotta think about everything, thinking about everything. So that's why
I'm getting you know, you're getting all this. Also, speaking
of bits, I'm working on this bit about friends. I'm
talking about male friends and blah blah blah blah. So
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I got this joke. It's the very first time I
did it, So today I'm dating this. Today is September
twenty fourth. This incident happened on September fourteenth, and I
did this joke on September twentieth in Santa Barbara. So basically,
me and my best friend on September fourteenth, we got
into it and it was it was bad. So right
(24:26):
now we're going through a breakup. Now I know for
a fact we're going to talk again. You know, we
both were at fault. I fucked up, he fucked up.
And when I say I got things got heated. Like
I definitely, you know, I definitely got disrespectful because I
felt disrespected.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And I think that the solution.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
To this is is that you know, as friends, man,
male friends and you guys, you know, y'all ain't it's
like a relationship. It's like a relationship. You ain't always
going to see eye to eye. He's been my best
friend for like thirty years, right, so it's like we
not going to always agree.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And what we need to do is we need to.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Talk about things in the moment in which they happen,
so that we cannot have a situation where we both
like fuck this and fuck that. Because an incident does
not require me getting hot headed and wanting to blow
a gasket.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's multiple you know, situations, and it comes out in
a bad way. And I know that feeling is mutual,
right because of things that were said in that conversation.
So what I'll say is is that I was dead
wrong for my reaction and you know stuff like that.
But I realize men need to go to therapy together. Bro,
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if you got a homie, go to therapy with that
nigga Doug. And here's the joke that I did about it.
I'm leaning into it. I'm about to play it and
let me know what you think. It's not funny yet,
but as I'm talking through it, boom, all right, here
we go. Now, all right, let's keep talking about friends, yo.
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All jokes is hot though, Like I'm this is fresh.
It's the first time I'm ever doing this. It's not
even a joke. This is real, but I'm trying to
make it funny. The reason why I also need new
friends is because I'm going through a breakup with my
best friend.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Best man in my wedding. Were beefing right now. Yeah, man,
we got into it like a real argument too.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like cussing like I realized, fellas, your your relationship with
your best friend is just as important as your relationship
with your girlfriend. Breaking up with him is hard because
I realized I was doing petty shit like when I
broke up with my girl.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know I was.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I blocked him on Instagram and anytime a song remind
me of him, I've turned that shit off. I'm dead
ass serious, man, I ain't gonna lie. We should have
went to therapy together, Fellas, do couples therapy with your
bro yo. He had some harbored up feelings me too.
We ain't ever talk about it. Just came out and
reached how fuck you fuck you? That's all I got. No,
(27:08):
this just happened last Saturday. I'm not joking like we
you know, last no Sunday, last Sunday. You know, let
me tell y'all, you know what fuck it? Can I
tell you all what happened. If it's funny, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
If it's not, it's not. So. Last Sunday we spoke.
He flew out here and flew in from out of
town to come to La to hang out with me,
and then we went to it.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
We was gonna go to a mutual friends party and
we never made it to Yo. That's like real, that's
real arguments now that I think about it. We argued
right before we were supposed to go out a serious
and neither one of us went, what the fuck did
(27:50):
you fight?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or you broke up with your homie too?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, that is though, we really broke up before an event,
and we was like fuck.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That, we ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And I was thinking in my mind, like maybe we
should try to front in public if we just go
like and then after we get in the car, mother
fucking fuck you wait till that's funny. I'm dead ad,
this is really that's really what happened. He can co
sign this when he sees this. When we're talking again,
I'm really missing man, I'm dead as serious.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's fucked up all right, now, tell me what y'all thinking?
That right?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Like that has legs in my opinion, because it's a
true story, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's really how I feel.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
And there's a way to cause here's the thing, right,
a lot of times, if y'all ever seen my comedy,
I definitely lean into male fragility, right. And I say
that because it's like damn. Like women always be like damn,
y'all niggas don't be having fun, like you can't admit
your bro like that could be your soulmate. Like women
say things like yeah, yo, like my my friends and
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my soulmates. Bro, you don't feel like that about your homie.
You just don't like the terminology. The terminology is is.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Sole meat.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
But if you got a best friend for forty fifty years,
my nigga, well y'all not just friends for forty fifty years,
because y'all just like fucking sports, that's your bro for life.
That's your soulmate, nigga. Right same way your wife or
your girl, whoever you love romantically is your sol meat.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You got men need to realize we got friends. Soul
meets bro. Sometimes it's friends at first sight. No, I'm sorry,
I gotta use that. I'm sorry, I gotta use it.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But Lord, for real though, man, niggas like so anyway
when I say I'm tackling, like it's just like gods,
don't be wanting it midshit, you know what I mean?
So yeah, man, your brother, your man's is your man's
Like you be trying to front on you oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Okay, Okay, it didn't crack.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, I'm sorry my phone because I'm over here having
a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, does that something up my week?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Me and my wife got into it because me and
my best friend got into it, and she's like, you know,
so yeah, it was all fucked up. But we're we're
we got it short out. We got to sort it out.
We we you know, me and MO haven't talked yet.
We will, I know we will. I don't know, yo,
do I gotta call you first?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Nigga? You gotta call me first? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like? Are we playing that game? Because I will? You
won't hear from me? Then again, this is hearing from
me whatever, nigga. Man, you know I love my god man.
That's that's my man. Dog.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You know if you hear this, you know, life ain't
the same with shoo, this is life ain't the same.
Although we've got.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yo. What if there's like a male friend breakup playlist,
like you break up with your homie, Like do you
hear some shit that reminds you of your homie? And
you're like, all right, I don't want to hear this. Okay, Okay,
I'm sorry, Like, tell me if this is a bit though,
like this is I think this is hilarious, especially knowing
what you just saw.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You see what I'm saying. That's how locked in I am.
I'm high.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't even know why I get this creative when
of I don't be like this when I'm sober.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Maybe you know what?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Like maybe me having edibles is legit Popeye and Spinach.
Like I'm not even being funny though, right like I'm
not even I'm dead ass serious right like because because
when I have an edible, like I feel like a
super saying creatively, like I be coming up with some
great ideas and some great bits.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
When I'm smacked, I maybe I don't know. Can somebody
tell me?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Is it like the dopamine or whatever the fuck that
sensativa that makes me think of.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Some weird shit? Let me know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
But I'm telling you right now, I when I if
I'm doing stand up. Yo, my last special, I was
on a gummy. I know I said my edible kick dead,
but y'all thought I was joking. No, sir, look in
my eyes. Look at my eyes in this special, I
look crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You know? So? Yeah? Man, you you know I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I yeah, when I when I yeah, dog me edible Mario,
I think it's the fire power, Like I'm the fire
when I get.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
When I have edible, that's firepower.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Or you know ship in Super Mario World, motherfucker that
that's the cake like because I'm flying anyway, that's all.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I think.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's it. I think that's it. I think that's it.
Let me know if y'all like this episode. I actually
had a lot of fun during this episode. I'm gonna
be bringing guest on. I'm gonna be bringing guest on. Well,
I already have some guests, but like, I'm gonna be
bringing guest on because I want this to be a
collaborative effort and you know, being able to ask other
(33:14):
people what that means when the rent is due is uh,
you know that's universal. So I'm gonna be bringing guests on.
We're gonna be talking. But this is me. You're still
gonna get my my thoughts. What's been happening in the
last couple of you know, whatever's going on at as
said time and stick to it. And then also, you
know nineteen ninety I Little cool Ja is the first one.
As a matter of fact, why don't you guys, do
me a favorite. Why don't you pick out a year,
(33:34):
an artist and an album and it could be and
it could it could be sports, it could be anything,
but a year artist, a year an athlete, and tell
me why the rent is or why I should do
that one.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
And I will actually do the ones.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
You ask like, I won't just be like this is
just me. I'm going to I'm gonna take y'all advice
and take y'all opinion. All right, thank you for listening,
thank you for laughing. This podcast is over. Yah
Ladies and gentlemen you tuned in new episode, Rinse do podcasts,
Clinton Coley another day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm sorry, it's been a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You know what I'm saying, life and life and not
in a bad way, but not in a good way.
It's just I've been very busy. Uh So I'm doing
my best to make sure I sneak in time to record.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And make sure that I am doing right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
But I will say this, starting in a few weeks,
I will be I have a deal with iHeartMedia and
Inflections Entertainment, and I'm going, yeah, my podcast is now
through iHeartMedia, so I will be releasing on a schedule.
So every Friday, I'm going to release one and I'm
(00:42):
going to try to record one every Thursday. So Thursday
you'll get my thoughts. Friday, I mean Thursday, I'll save
my thoughts. Friday you'll get my thoughts and we'll rinse
and repeat every single week.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Just letting y'all know that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Secondly, I just noticed or y'all noticed that a boat
that a bonus episode dropped with this as well. Let
me explain the bonus episode real quick if you don't mind.
So the bonus episode is the artist and the album
that the rent was due, and how I'm feeling right now,
and how it how.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's in conjunction with them. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
First of all, I know my comedy is for smart people,
because if you're listening to this podcast, you know what
in conjunction means. Let me know that. Just send me
a DM be like, yeah, come on, Clint, come on, Clint.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah. Man, I like the fact that my audience is smart.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I like I like talking. Nor do I do comedy
for black No, I'm sorry, I do comedy for the
guy who grew up. I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know. I just know that
(01:57):
I have a smart audience. There's nothing better than having
an audience who you can tell jokes to and also they.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Get the nigga shit.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right Like I think, DC to me is the best
comedy city for that. DC has the greatest line between
black people and niggas. Like Chris Rock said, and I'm
not gonna lie, their audiences get your smart humor and
they also get you the dumb shit. Yes, yes, I'm
(02:30):
gonna say that DC is the best comedy audience in
the country bar none. Every comedian knows what I'm talking about.
When you go to DC. Number one, you're gonna sell tickets.
Number two, you really can be in your bag because
DC is the finest line of They like your smart
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shit and they like the dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Like they get both.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like you can say, you can have an intelligent joke
that makes you think and DC gets it, and then
you can say some shit about your penis or your couchie.
I know I had that was extreme, but you get
what I'm saying. They get that too. DC is the
best comedy audience in the country. I think most comedians
(03:17):
might agree with me. I know, you know, there's other
cities you can name. Chicago's up there, but DC, to
me is every time DC's on the calendar. I'm not
gonna lie like I'm I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
I really want to shoot my special in DC. I'm
just saying like I'm I'm I'm like, I mean, d
(03:40):
C is d C is fire. I really like that
was my number one choice when choosing where the film rents.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do DC? Just we try and figure it out. Anyway,
let's keep talking.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But anyway, so yeah, now we're where we got the albums. Okay,
So if you notice nineteen ninety cool J coming off
some midshit, his grandma told him son or Grantson, go
knock him out, go knock him out. I saw my
dad in a dream, and we were like preparing for
(04:16):
this special, like me and my dad together, like he
was okay, we weren't preparing for the special.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
My dad was training me for a fight.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I was getting ready to I don't know who the
fuck I was boxing because I kind of woke up
because it was weird because I saw him. But I
had a dream that my dad was like he was
my he was My dad was Bun Deanie Brown, right,
Like I had a dream that I was Clint Coley.
My dad was Hermann Kohley, but he was he was
(04:50):
Bun Deanie Brown esque. Boxing fans. You know exactly who
I'm talking about. That's how I felt for a moment.
He like, So I had a dream. So we're literally
like and we're not doing no rocky shit like drinking
eggs out of a goddamn glass and no ship like that,
but like we was really training for a fight. We
(05:11):
was really and I woke up. I could not figure
out what it meant. Then I realized, preparing for a
special is the same discipline that I'm going to need
to train for a heavyweight fight. The only thing that
I can't I can do is have sex, because you know,
you know, like they tell you not to have sex
(05:31):
before a fight.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I need to. I'm married. I gotta have sex before
this special. I have to. There's there is.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
My wife is not going to agree with not fucking that.
I don't care how locked in you are. I don't
care how locked in you are. You better locking it
as pussy. I'm sorry, but yeah, man, like my but
my dad was Bundinie brown bro.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He was.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He was in my ear calling me to change. Every
time he referred to me, he referred to me as Champ.
He's like, yeah, Champ, Yeah, Champ, let's do this, Champ. Yes, Champ.
What you're doing? Hey dad, what's up?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Champ? Pop? What up? Chant? What you need? Yeah? Come on, Champ.
Every time he referred to me in his dream, it
was his Champ.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That means that if I prepare for this special the
way I'm supposed to prepare for this special, then guess what.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I will be the champ. I'll be the champ.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You don't bro I'm I'm going to be the champ now,
like it's it's That's what I'm talking about, right, Like
small things like that that you see when you locked
in man's But let me tell you how locked in
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So y'all heard on the last podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I got into a really bad car accident, still got
the scars and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
To prove it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And guess what, I got the you know, and I
still made my shows.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I did in this past week.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I was on stage like three or four times and
I'm doing don't Tells and I'm getting up at the
laugh Factory like I'm really really I've never been this
locked in before. And I'm gonna tell you why. Because
I noticed that I'm a lot more freer with new
jokes on stage, Like I'm in my mind, I'm not
like I can't do a new joke because I want
(07:29):
the audience to like me. Now what I'm doing is,
I'm like, I'm gonna sell my personality with the joke
so that the joke can land somewhat. But once I
get the cadence and once I get the punchlines downpack, motherfucker.
This one bit that I'm working on is going to
(07:51):
be generational defining bit. I'm look, man, I'm gonna tell
you this right now. You can say whatever you want
about me. I'm speaking life into this podc in my
in myself, and you should be too, right Like, I
got black women friends in my life and they only
want it, they only speak positive in me. The fuck
I look like not speaking positivity and to myself. You
(08:14):
need to do that too, when you when the rents do, motherfucker,
you keep telling yourself the rints do, but you're gonna
pay that a motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It might be a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
The rent might be twenty eight hundred and you only
got seven hundred. Lock the fucking you gonna You're gonna
get twenty one hundred dollars the right way. Come on, man,
come on, man, lock the fucking I'm locked in like
because I'm I'm angry, I be fhuman like I'm knock
(08:47):
them out.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh shit, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Shit, Okay, this is why nineteen ninety ll cooj knock
them out. This is how it relates to me. Right now.
I had to dream about my dad boxing, you know,
like he knock him out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If y'all looking at this video, I'm high, but this
is like, like, this is profound shit coming out, and
my dad knows that ll COOJ is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Come on, man, thats this nigga here?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know what I'm gonna try to If I'm recording
in DC, I'm recording on April.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. That's the day my dad.
I need that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Then again, my nay you type nigga be like no,
I'm sorry. He'd be like, no, the fuck is wrong
with you?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh man, I got some tears coming out of my mind.
It's okay, I'm miss balled. That's my man.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh man, oh man, Like that's funny tears though not
like sad shit. But damn, now that I really think
about it, you know, I'm just spitting off the top
of my head as far as like where I'm at
with this, Like, bro, my dad, you talk about it.
My dad's death hurt bad because that was the motherfucker
(10:29):
who really believed in me. I'm not saying my mom didn't.
I'm not saying my other family members didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like I don't. I don't have that hater story.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But my dad was like a different type of support though,
like like he was a different type of support. Man,
I don't really want to go all into it, but no,
I'm gonna go into it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Fuck it. My dad he I mean when I was.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Sleeping on the street, man, he would pass me twenty
dollars in my account. Go get something to eat like that.
That's a different kind of support. It's like, look, man,
look I'll leave the pay for you now. My mom
said this, She said, I'll need to pay for you
to come home, right, she said, I'll either pay for
you to come home or you got to stay out there.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And my dad he agreed with her, but.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
In the different ways, like needed the boy gotta eat
and it ain't weren't together or anything like that. But
it's just like I had a different relationship with my dad,
Like my mom had the tough love and my dad
had tough love, but like with like because he was
a counselor so like my dad's tough love is like,
all right, I don't want I want the nigga to succeed,
but he can't starve. He can't starve. He can he
(11:36):
can he can't starve, but he better be hungry.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did that work? Did that work? Did that work?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Was that he can't starve, Like, all right, you tell me,
I'm sorry, But yeah, my father, man, he was the
one who really really really believed in me. Like, if
I were a rapper, my dad is to me. If
I were a rapper, I would talk about my dad
(12:04):
the same way NAS talks about ill Will, right, like
if you if I was a rapper, we all know
who ill Will is. That's crazy. Nas is so good
that we know who his partner was. Like if you'd
be like yo man, Like if you you'd be like
yo man, heah man, I Will said, and like in
my mind right, like if I'm in Queens Brings and
(12:26):
I'm talking to nigga, he may no Ill Will, and
I'll be like, I know who the nigga, I know
who he is.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You know who it Will is? Yeah, I mean I
don't know even but you know the stuff Na's be saying. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's how I would talk about my pop. So yeah, man, yeah,
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm locked in. Man, I'm
not I'm locked in. But here's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Right. So also this week I had a bad parenting week.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I had a bad parents week, and then my friend
my best friend and I were going through a breakup,
which one y'all want to hear for, I don't know
you bad parenting. So my daughter and I is now
ten years old, and she's starting to get sassy with me.
(13:15):
I'm talking rolling other eyes, I'm talking walking off when
I'm talking to her, I'm talking full fledge around the
way attitude. And I don't like it because I realize
is that she's not the same girl that I had
to parent at age seven or eight. She's a new
This is ten year old and I is not seven
(13:37):
seven year old. An yesterday's price is not two day's price.
Yesterday's kid is not today's kid, and you have to
respect that and you have to adjust. So the same
way I'm locked into adjusting my jokes, I gotta be
the same way adjusting to parenting.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Y'all dig where I'm going with this.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I gotta adjust the rents do at the house too,
because just as much just because I'm locked in doesn't
mean that that get that that gives me the right
to to be a I don't want to say a
poor parent, but to give me to not show up
for my kids because my dad would my dad would
be pissed nigga. You can lock in as much as
(14:21):
the fuck you want, but you still need to be.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dad and husband.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't want to hear that shit, because at the
end of the day, when you die, right, my dad
wasn't herm the counselor at Greater for a prison.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
My dad was my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I have more memories of that man being here than
I do. Not be in there, I don't, I mean
I don't. I don't think he was ever not there
right like he was my fucking baseball coach took me
out play catch.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't do none of that with it, I are.
I gotta lean in more.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I gotta I spend time with her, but I'm not
like we're not having fun though. I mean, like, yeah,
we'll watch TV together, we'll watch some movies, and she'll
like do some shit that I want to watch, right,
So she'll watch like The Last Dance and lock it
and like she's like me, by the way, but I
need to lean into what she likes doing. I got
(15:23):
roadblocks on my iPad, maybe, but she told me, like
I can't be old on roadblocks, like she said, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So I don't know. I gotta just start doing shit.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She like she's been really into like Saphora lately and
make up and shit like that. Maybe I'll just take
her for a moment and act like I'm interested, right,
act like I'm interested. I'm not saying that. I don't
just hey, little girl, Hey, I'm interested. Hey with you,
with you like this coconut butter, blah blah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But what's so special about this? What's the difference? Like
I'm I'm that's leaning in. But yeah, No, the issue
was was that I asked her to clean a room
and she doesn't clean. She didn't clean a room and
then got disrespectful with me. Now, I don't tolerate that.
You could be mad all you want, or you cannot
agree all you want, but you are not going to
disrespect me up in my house.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You are not.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're absolutely not, And I wanted to. I made sure
she knew that now that I whoop her ass.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Absolutely not. Did I yell at her? Absolutely I did.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And yelling begets more disrespect because she knows I'm not
going to hit her. So what consequences can I give
her for disrespect? And of course for me, I'm gonna
hit you. It hurts my daughter and Nya, she loves cheer.
Guess where you ain't going, as a matter of fact, No,
(16:51):
you are going. And what I'm going to do is
have you sit out and have your friends and your
teammates watch you while you don't fuck while you don't
you did.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, I'm on that. I'm on that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But then I had to think about it and I
had to realize Number one, man, I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Doing when it comes to ten year old little girls.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
But number two, what I do know is is that
my like again, I have to think about what I
wanted and what I needed when I was ten. And
what I wanted and what I needed when I was
ten was not for my pop and my mom to
be yelling at me and all in my ear right
like helped me out. And then when I was ten
it wasn't just my parents in my ear like, I
(17:38):
was getting shit knocked out of me, right, because that's
the era I come from, you know. So now I
gotta do gentle parenting. Yeah, I gotta do gentle parenting.
First of all, I know my mom think I'm pussy.
I'll be calling my mom for advice and she'd be
like nigga, all that gentle parents and shit, no, you wouldn't,
(18:01):
she told me, and I wouldn't have survived back in
the day she said we killed kids in my era,
asked Marvin Gay, What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Mom? What the fuck man? That's my mom on that man.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
She don't believe she she from the old school kids
is to be seen and not heard. Yeah, I'm being Yeah,
now I'm up here. Gentle parenting, dumn, it's crazy. Here's
the thing, right, Like gentle parenting, it's not gentle parent
is is leaning into a kid's feelings. And it's just
(18:36):
like damn Like when I was growing up, I wasn't
allowed to have feelings, right, Like I wasn't allowed to like,
stop all that crying. I'll give you something to cry for. Nigga, Yo,
my mom was the queen of that line. Keep crying
because like, I'm upset that she yelling at me. Wh
keep crying. I'll give you something to cry for. What?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, why don't you ask me why I'm crying. I'm
not saying that she was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I'm just saying that's the that's not the error that
we're in the eraror we're in is I have to
ask and now is shiit? Like is this a safe space?
Do you feel like this is a safe space? What
are your boundaries? What the fuck do kids have boundaries?
But I'm I'm I'm adjustin because we all have a
(19:23):
little bit of us and our and our parents are
a little bit of our parents and us. The thing
is what do we take from our parents and what
do we leave in the last generation. There's a lot
of things I'm leaving, like the extension cord, Like I
ain't gonna lie if if yo, if I would remember
back in the day, you if you got your ass whooped,
(19:45):
you would you were going to school with welt Marts
and people would know he got his ass whooped last night,
and nobody would blink an eye.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Let my daughter go to school with welt marks. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm I'm getting arrested. I'm getting rested. I'm getting arrested.
Back in the day, the wealth Marts was like back
in the day, when you came to school with well Mart's,
that was almost like your teacher like all right, he
raised right. The teacher was like, yo, he was he
(20:18):
was raised right, he got good parents, yep, And you
know what when you came to school with wellth Marts.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Your teacher is your teacher.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Is like, okay, I could call his parents or that's
a legitimate threat if I tell him I'm calling his parents.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He know for a fact next day he's coming with
Wealth Marts.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Please do me a favor and let me know if
this is funny, because as I'm talking this out, this
whole thing is funny to me.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah. Yeah, again, that's how you come up with new stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm
gonna do next episode? So I got I got three
shows this weekend. I gotta show into Mechula though. That's
the one where I'm gonna you know, really record and
study with Like it's kind of like a test, right,
That's gonna be like my first exam, right, Like how
do I do on my first exam?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Now, with that being said, excuse me, I'm going to
work that joke in. You're gonna see how it turns
out on stage, and then we're gonna talk about it.
That's what this is what you're getting with this podcast.
It don't get more and tell me more more posts,
(21:36):
tell me what?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
How? How? How? How much more personal? Can you get.
And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
The purpose of this podcast I want you to understand
is not because it's me just locking in for my
special and calling it the rents do. But I'm pretty
damn sure if you're hungry or you got some shit
going on right now, the rent is due for you too.
And I'm not I'm not here to preach to you
right What I'm here to do is I'm telling you
what I'm going through in my life, and maybe you
(22:03):
can understand and.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Realize shit the rent do for me too.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Maybe you going through the same thing with parenting and
all this other stuff. That's going to make my special
special in my opinion. And the reason why it's special
is because, well we're starting here with the groundwork, a
whole podcast, a whole fucking podcast. This is documented, This
is a this is documented, this is bro I know
(22:28):
how great it's about to be. And this is part
of maybe the training and the vigorous whatever I went
through with my dad in the dream. Because I gotta
be thinking about everything. I'm not just thinking about the material.
That's why I'm I'm so locked in. I gotta marketing schemes,
we got, I got roll out, you know, like I'm
(22:50):
really taking this serious. So to me, it's and it's
all and I don't know, you know, it's hard to
say which order it to excuse me, your guys, but
like the material is like one, but one A is
the market right, the material is one one A is the.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Marketing and and and then it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Goes you know what I'm saying like that is this
is like I said, man, like I told y'all earlier,
this was WrestleMania or this was you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like, And I'm also.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Getting others involved in this process, right, Like my boy
Steph he's involved, you know, uh, Will Farrow he's involved,
lou G he's involved. My homegirl Monica she or I'm sorry,
my business partner Monica, she's involved. Like it's a we
are we this is we gotta we got, we got
(23:43):
we got because hopefully this pay everybody rip. So I
gotta think about everything, thinking about everything. So that's why
I'm getting you know, you're getting all this. Also, speaking
of bits, I'm working on this bit about friends. I'm
talking about male friends and blah blah blah blah. So
(24:04):
I got this joke. It's the very first time I
did it, So today I'm dating this. Today is September
twenty fourth. This incident happened on September fourteenth, and I
did this joke on September twentieth in Santa Barbara. So basically,
me and my best friend on September fourteenth, we got
into it and it was it was bad. So right
(24:26):
now we're going through a breakup. Now I know for
a fact we're going to talk again. You know, we
both were at fault. I fucked up, he fucked up.
And when I say I got things got heated. Like
I definitely, you know, I definitely got disrespectful because I
felt disrespected.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And I think that the solution.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
To this is is that you know, as friends, man,
male friends and you guys, you know, y'all ain't it's
like a relationship. It's like a relationship. You ain't always
going to see eye to eye. He's been my best
friend for like thirty years, right, so it's like we
not going to always agree.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And what we need to do is we need to.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Talk about things in the moment in which they happen,
so that we cannot have a situation where we both
like fuck this and fuck that. Because an incident does
not require me getting hot headed and wanting to blow
a gasket.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's multiple you know, situations, and it comes out in
a bad way. And I know that feeling is mutual,
right because of things that were said in that conversation.
So what I'll say is is that I was dead
wrong for my reaction and you know stuff like that.
But I realize men need to go to therapy together. Bro,
(25:43):
if you got a homie, go to therapy with that
nigga Doug. And here's the joke that I did about it.
I'm leaning into it. I'm about to play it and
let me know what you think. It's not funny yet,
but as I'm talking through it, boom, all right, here
we go. Now, all right, let's keep talking about friends, yo.
(26:04):
All jokes is hot though, Like I'm this is fresh.
It's the first time I'm ever doing this. It's not
even a joke. This is real, but I'm trying to
make it funny. The reason why I also need new
friends is because I'm going through a breakup with my
best friend.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Best man in my wedding. Were beefing right now. Yeah, man,
we got into it like a real argument too.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like cussing like I realized, fellas, your your relationship with
your best friend is just as important as your relationship
with your girlfriend. Breaking up with him is hard because
I realized I was doing petty shit like when I
broke up with my girl.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know I was.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I blocked him on Instagram and anytime a song remind
me of him, I've turned that shit off. I'm dead
ass serious, man, I ain't gonna lie. We should have
went to therapy together, Fellas, do couples therapy with your
bro yo. He had some harbored up feelings me too.
We ain't ever talk about it. Just came out and
reached how fuck you fuck you? That's all I got. No,
(27:08):
this just happened last Saturday. I'm not joking like we
you know, last no Sunday, last Sunday. You know, let
me tell y'all, you know what fuck it? Can I
tell you all what happened. If it's funny, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
If it's not, it's not. So. Last Sunday we spoke.
He flew out here and flew in from out of
town to come to La to hang out with me,
and then we went to it.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
We was gonna go to a mutual friends party and
we never made it to Yo. That's like real, that's
real arguments now that I think about it. We argued
right before we were supposed to go out a serious
and neither one of us went, what the fuck did
(27:50):
you fight?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or you broke up with your homie too?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, that is though, we really broke up before an event,
and we was like fuck.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That, we ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And I was thinking in my mind, like maybe we
should try to front in public if we just go
like and then after we get in the car, mother
fucking fuck you wait till that's funny. I'm dead ad,
this is really that's really what happened. He can co
sign this when he sees this. When we're talking again,
I'm really missing man, I'm dead as serious.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's fucked up all right, now, tell me what y'all thinking?
That right?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Like that has legs in my opinion, because it's a
true story, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's really how I feel.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
And there's a way to cause here's the thing, right,
a lot of times, if y'all ever seen my comedy,
I definitely lean into male fragility, right. And I say
that because it's like damn. Like women always be like damn,
y'all niggas don't be having fun, like you can't admit
your bro like that could be your soulmate. Like women
say things like yeah, yo, like my my friends and
(28:56):
my soulmates. Bro, you don't feel like that about your homie.
You just don't like the terminology. The terminology is is.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Sole meat.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
But if you got a best friend for forty fifty years,
my nigga, well y'all not just friends for forty fifty years,
because y'all just like fucking sports, that's your bro for life.
That's your soulmate, nigga. Right same way your wife or
your girl, whoever you love romantically is your sol meat.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You got men need to realize we got friends. Soul
meets bro. Sometimes it's friends at first sight. No, I'm sorry,
I gotta use that. I'm sorry, I gotta use it.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But Lord, for real though, man, niggas like so anyway
when I say I'm tackling, like it's just like gods,
don't be wanting it midshit, you know what I mean?
So yeah, man, your brother, your man's is your man's
Like you be trying to front on you oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Okay, Okay, it didn't crack.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, I'm sorry my phone because I'm over here having
a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, does that something up my week?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Me and my wife got into it because me and
my best friend got into it, and she's like, you know,
so yeah, it was all fucked up. But we're we're
we got it short out. We got to sort it out.
We we you know, me and MO haven't talked yet.
We will, I know we will. I don't know, yo,
do I gotta call you first?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Nigga? You gotta call me first? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like? Are we playing that game? Because I will? You
won't hear from me? Then again, this is hearing from
me whatever, nigga. Man, you know I love my god man.
That's that's my man. Dog.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You know if you hear this, you know, life ain't
the same with shoo, this is life ain't the same.
Although we've got.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yo. What if there's like a male friend breakup playlist,
like you break up with your homie, Like do you
hear some shit that reminds you of your homie? And
you're like, all right, I don't want to hear this. Okay, Okay,
I'm sorry, Like, tell me if this is a bit though,
like this is I think this is hilarious, especially knowing
what you just saw.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You see what I'm saying. That's how locked in I am.
I'm high.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't even know why I get this creative when
of I don't be like this when I'm sober.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Maybe you know what?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Like maybe me having edibles is legit Popeye and Spinach.
Like I'm not even being funny though, right like I'm
not even I'm dead ass serious right like because because
when I have an edible, like I feel like a
super saying creatively, like I be coming up with some
great ideas and some great bits.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
When I'm smacked, I maybe I don't know. Can somebody
tell me?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Is it like the dopamine or whatever the fuck that
sensativa that makes me think of.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Some weird shit? Let me know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
But I'm telling you right now, I when I if
I'm doing stand up. Yo, my last special, I was
on a gummy. I know I said my edible kick dead,
but y'all thought I was joking. No, sir, look in
my eyes. Look at my eyes in this special, I
look crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You know? So? Yeah? Man, you you know I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I yeah, when I when I yeah, dog me edible Mario,
I think it's the fire power, Like I'm the fire
when I get.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
When I have edible, that's firepower.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Or you know ship in Super Mario World, motherfucker that
that's the cake like because I'm flying anyway, that's all.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I think.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's it. I think that's it. I think that's it.
Let me know if y'all like this episode. I actually
had a lot of fun during this episode. I'm gonna
be bringing guest on. I'm gonna be bringing guest on. Well,
I already have some guests, but like, I'm gonna be
bringing guest on because I want this to be a
collaborative effort and you know, being able to ask other
(33:14):
people what that means when the rent is due is uh,
you know that's universal. So I'm gonna be bringing guests on.
We're gonna be talking. But this is me. You're still
gonna get my my thoughts. What's been happening in the
last couple of you know, whatever's going on at as
said time and stick to it. And then also, you
know nineteen ninety I Little cool Ja is the first one.
As a matter of fact, why don't you guys, do
me a favorite. Why don't you pick out a year,
(33:34):
an artist and an album and it could be and
it could it could be sports, it could be anything,
but a year artist, a year an athlete, and tell
me why the rent is or why I should do
that one.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
And I will actually do the ones.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
You ask like, I won't just be like this is
just me. I'm going to I'm gonna take y'all advice
and take y'all opinion. All right, thank you for listening,
thank you for laughing. This podcast is over. Yah
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