November 28, 2025 • 28 mins
Duffy's Tavern was a popular American old time radio program set in a seedy bar in New York City. It aired from 1941 to 1951 and was known for the bar's manager, Archie, and his get-rich-quick schemes, as well as many notable guest stars.
This Christmas episode aired on December 22nd, 1944 and featured an appearance from Monty Woolley.
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This Christmas episode aired on December 22nd, 1944 and featured an appearance from Monty Woolley.
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hello, Duppy Talvin when you eat me, dd I ca
you to mind just thinking.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Duppy ain't here? Oho, Duppy? Uh tonight a real big
shot duppy monkey.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Willie and that ain't hey? Oh is it?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Uh, you'll remember Willie Duppy the you know, the wise
old actor with the day joe brush. Well, look, Duffy,
somebody's gotta play center clause at the Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So you know, I was as long as Monkey's gonna
be here, you know, the oldest side yellow a beard
in the hand. Yeah, sure, I'll ask him. I'll call
you by shot.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Duffy Sap.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Come in and meet finding it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Eddie is a waiter, Miss Duffie. I was singing about
ballamat Reeves at this orchestra in our special guest tonight
Monty Woolly and Anti himself, ed gard.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey, Eddie, Uh, where is the soap? Soap? R?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Miss us?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You got a new girl all right? He I don't
want to write a poem on the mirror home on
a straight man. Me and your Christmas poem? And Eddie, yes,
I does say so. It's probably the furnest offish I
have ever. Oh, you know got that real Christmas? Waiver
m say.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Any chance instead of not hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Iterate me, Eddie listens for this thing.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Huh, Merry Christmas two years.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Old, be a right cheer and joyous leave us gol
a log under fire us and leave not nor annoy yet,
Come with your.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Beacons and corn for us.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Say stole gets cringles abroad in the snow a crump?
Why then lamp? Why? Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
See he.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh ho.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You like it, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It'll go beautifully with that cracked mirror.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, yes so, and Eddie, uh, while I'm doing it,
talk about your Christmas being up to join her a
little bit there here, hang up these.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Rates if well, well, well I hang up. Well, I'll
laid one dangle over each table.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Got a good idea. Then after he's customers finish eating that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
When you got laid the reef right on his chest
and he took me uper should be say hockey, Oh yeah,
my stuffy, how do.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
You think it's the best twice for me to hang
these mistil toes?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
How many you got there? Let's see one thing? What
miss the stuffie?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're gonna hang seven missile toes away.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
With Joe, what do you want me to do? Shan
have one twice all the time?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, uh do you mean you tell me that you
got all the chaps up for Breckenbridge hot and so oh?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hen? Oh yeah, what's the summon? Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I just found out what he's getting me for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
A food all a bottle of perfume. Isn't that cheap?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well no, wait a minute, you know I'll two dollars
a bottle, so furtum might not be cheap. It all depends,
is it? The quarter of fifth.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
At chee?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Everybody knows that person and don't come and quarters there?
I said that, Bruce, Yeah, I thought maybe you would
get me a fur coat or maybe an alligator bag.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
An hour I get a bag? When would you do
with it? You ain't got an alligator?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Would use?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Standing here?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Talking to you once from there?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Always ane man and you can straight at her again?
Eddie Eddie together ever beat the lunch of these names?
It all so much of Mary.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
You know that is your far You know what I.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Saw in your jones of mine and still expected that
meant coat plus plus one plus a diamond bracelet and
a ruby engagement ring, which I also promise her, you see,
said the other night I started took off, and when
we talked about the mint coat, she kind of put
her arms around me.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then I mentioned the diamond bracelet and he gave
him a grape by just then.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I saw a ruby ring.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That right, Uh huh, Eddie, you're crazy. Comes Christmas and
she'll kill you who.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Kills live dangerously as my mocirl.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know with me, I ain't got no problems. I'm
given every game I know the same presence, a nice
practical gifts. And yet it's attractive. What is the picture
of me?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You see I had six lovely portraits made? Now how
much did it set you back? Let's say there was
three first water uh and there was six of 'em.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It came to uh six terms green.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
As waters of it roughly around a half a buck.
And that's sake.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Gary Maylis say, well, what you gonna give him?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A stuffic? What am I gonna get me? Suffic petty
to Duffie, I will get.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Exactly what he always gets me, and that is something
which you can find in a vacuum which has been
cleaned out by a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh oh, I am man again. God check you's here
with me tonight? Oh my brother Wilfrid Wilfred, Yeah, there
is that, the tall, fat ugly one. No, that's me
mother's tonight is my kid brother, you know, the.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Black shape of their family, the black chief of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, that's the one with the brain. Oh yeah, I
remember him. Very smart, he.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Ad because what do I que like you?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why my kid brother jump one?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
What you think?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And again that prop that he is a very fank boy?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah yeah, yesh i q was a scientific abreviation for
a very smart person. Liberally translated, it means intelligent quadruped.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's very interested that. I'm telling you this brother of mine,
it's very smart.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
He's really got it's worried. You see the rest of
our family just normal average people like me and Paul.
Wilfrid has to be a genius. Yeah, well that's that's up.
Why did he find it out?
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Which fish realized that he was abnormal? When we've seen
him reading the paper without.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Moving his lips. You can't tell him.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Maybe the kids have been to equipped.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, I changed a good boy. Wait, I don't bring him. Hello,
(08:49):
oh Guppy, what is a package from you arriving from me?
And I shouldn't open it untill Christmas.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
A present from me?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You sure knows a duffy well? Uh, Tuffy com proper
a glasses you know? Well doe you thanks? And by
the way, uh uh did did you receive my present yet? Well?
It's uh probably in the mail.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Mm I'll call you back to a cat Addy, Suffy
brought me a president I I I gotta get something
from I gotta get something.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
What what should I let me.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
See you ropot?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got it? Watch it, I'll sign I'm wanted me portrait?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Have you got a pennaty?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thanks? Uh, I'll autograph it. You know what? Something nice?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Let's see Oh my dearest employer, good old stuff? Any
one appreciation?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
All I have done for you.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And I Charkie, Yeah, it's the balley? Do you think
of the picture?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Is enough of a question?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Bally, He's the force. Actually I can't send him. He's
got a present he's sending me. Uh. After all with
the kind of doll Tuffy's got, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And an't expensive presence is no skin off his wind?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Say, aren'tie?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Wouldn't it be wonderful if around this time of year
he sent you a lovely warm scar that's kind of
well barely am funny that way?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I had had a warm himself over a gold finger
rack Rider.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well, as long as it's something that keeps you warm,
don't forget Archie, the cold sneezing is here?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Would you mind to repeat that place? I said, the
cold sneezing is here?
Speaker 10 (10:50):
The cold sneezing, Bailey, That joke sninks.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Perfect the same.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Away, propably but defect.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Mob.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh stuff is learning me at Christmas present? I wonder
what it could be? I A yeah, and again it
hurts me.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You remember him?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Right? Oh certainly, oh I Wilfer, my boy, Oh right,
you uh certainly have been growing.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
That's like it was an entirely normal tochig.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well that's how it goes, Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I won't hear things at school, Wilfert.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Uh your teachers learning your up the stuff.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And Archie they're not learning me, says teaching you.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, well that's what they are for. Well, you're looking fine, Wilfer,
very manly. Are you eating good, Dune.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
That's like a peticient.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Nourishment, thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, you know, uh, you got to eat good if
you wanna grow up. To be a big strong man
like your uncle Lanchi.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You know how I got this physique? Mind?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Malnutritionis, yes, sir, and plenty of it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, Wilperen, I always eat lots of bread, paties, uh pancakes.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Well, I got a diatad pre clue carbohydrates go but
yeah yeah, what say starts I'm not permitted to have
starchus Well that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Well let's that's starches.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They's good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You know they make your stomach step.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well uh see anyways, well for uh oh, I like
that side of the music, Well for it rent for
a big tree if I family singer who was also
college man, had brought.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Over a few of his UH sorority brought us here.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
U say, kind of treatis for a Christmas carold uh
swan falla sing and make it Christmas huh.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh oh oh oh oh row.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Row yoon.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh and uh.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh ota.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And sleep.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Lee be.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
In a.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Sleep slee.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
In he.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I was one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
All. It sounded like a December weapons for uh eddie,
uh passed the hot for the boys?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, I had a fat ain't that mister Monty water
coming in?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, well see Willie. We'll get a guy Eddie. Well,
good evening, mister willing Well, Monty, good to see again.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I thought that, uh, you and I can pick up
our acquaintance from Winsway's led.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But oh, I'm sure we ca my revulption. He's undimitised. Well,
thanks Monty. Old boy, Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
This is the first time I have ever heard of
contempt reading familiarity.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I wish I knew if he were smiling, Parthia, Why
is it that you take this antignastic.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Speak of you as a possible menace to my future.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, someday when I am too old to play a juvenile, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
May want to go back to my old professions in
the crust of English.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
By the time you're through with it, I may find
myself teaching a dead language.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well you know, it's a lucky thanks to you that
that was a veiled in show I did.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I mestal, that's a funny place to wear a grass kite.
All the dawn thing always hikes up.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Then I can play no remark k about the baby k.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
So I apologize me. So I promise I won't take
you about your beard again. After all, I'm yeoman, sir,
you presume.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Look, I'm sorry, Monty, but I hope you'll understand. You
know what you know, I think to work at that.
Finnagin put down that match alright, told me do it.
I never gave a guy a hot speed Fu said him.
Well you're Finnigan. I'm having enough trouble with this guy. Monsey.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Uh tell me company, what are you doing Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well, we have an old custom with our babler. I
always take Grandma to the fight. Well that's very sweet,
but the flights get up pretty early.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Now here's what I had money.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
How would you like a pot here on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Playing the pot the part of what Monty?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We have a bite e.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Ddie? How about refreshments for mister Wallie?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Here?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I eat here.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'd sooner, God no, there is no sooner way.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
There's the second Maddie. Mister will don't let Eddie brite you?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Who isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, have you, sir, ever.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Eaten in this cadaverous commersary help stuffies?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
There's no rits do tell.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeh uh manty.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You see every Christmas Eve we have a big party
here at Stuffy. You know the joint that's full of kids.
They come down to get their father's you know.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And uh, we have a Christmas tree and rate the
round and every kid get the candy pig's.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Foot and uh, I usually write a Christmas pageant.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You can write.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Like a war huh ah.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Now the only thing we yet ain't got set get weird?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Now what is it?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What is it that you yet it's got set yet?
Santa Claus? Now just the second Hugh Brooklyn Nole collar. No, please, Monty,
don't get excited and uh uh ight away. Uh Brooklyn
and Noles don't gow with each utter anymore. Uh. Look,
(20:29):
playing the part of Santa Claus, it be so much fun.
And and look what a challenge it.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Would beat to yours a set pedestrians. O color what yours?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It be the toughest roll of your career. You playing
this week, guy?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
And uh when you give out of them.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Toys to them little kids, think of Australia, get out
of it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I can already feel a pattern of tiny feet out
of my face.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Buck unty, wait here, kid wants.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yourself, wasn't you?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
There's no record of it?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Wait, gee, if if you could just talk to one
of them kids and see what it's like. Wait a minute,
hey sen again, if your kid brother Wilfrid still here?
Oh oh good, uh Wilfrit do come here. I want
you to meet Sandy klawk No, listen you money work
in your lord just kid to kill a Hello?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Did you call the archie?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yep, Whilprits. I got a great treat for you. Guess
who listened Wilfrid's. This is Sandy claud.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Well well, well, not see Sandy Clawn.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's right, young man. Uh ho, well son, I'd be
coming down your kidney Christmas eve.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Whoa, thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
But we have an oil burner. Uh say, mister Klaws, I'm.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
Shad you live up at the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I do, oh yes, I do you know?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Of course, at the average temperature of the North Pole,
it's estimate it at seventy to ninety degrees blow gill fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, it does get a bit nippy, but then one
could always grab a start of the day. Of course,
only drinks dot drinks wiping. That's right. That's that Wilfred,
very soft cotton gin that's Wilford. Now see that you're
(22:29):
a good boycot on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus course, and
every good little.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Boy and girl?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
How did you know where they live?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They do?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You know? It's all they're numbers and a low red book.
You had some mighty fine numbers, that little red book.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Oh this is so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Preak hearty huh, Wilfrid, you don't mean that you believe
in Santa Claus.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I'm hearty.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Please, it's an amusing legend. It's sabath pleasure is Santa Claus.
But this man pays him so badly?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Why are you take your way money? Money? We've got
a kid's broke.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wilfrid put down them tweezers, So what Monty and all
the kids are better a critic?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Please leave me, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Fuck Morty.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I I'm I'm sorry I turned out like that, but
don't you don't be silly. I'll be happy to.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Be here Christmas Eve? Well, yes, please Santa Claus with
Wilfred with a bag.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Slung over my shoulders. And do you know what I
hope to have in that bag?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Why?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Wilfred? Hello? And now you lounge you little jini?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Now I she please? You don't actually expect an educated
man vate to believe Saba.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Clock, don't I puck Wilfrid.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Maybe there are no real santy clause with no red
coat jumping down chimney. Okay, but there is uh something
that a kid like you should get wives though, something
that kind of makes people do wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Things for each other at Christmas time. And I like
to call it Sandy class. It's well, it's something.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Inside of all of us kids that if we're right,
guys will tank.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Each one of us since to a handy closs see.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
With every guy loving his fella guy and working with
him to bring good willing.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
For the world and peace. And the kids don't tell
me that there ain't.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
No, that's kind of a Sandy class.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
And that's sound a massage. Just and hey, miss packer,
just come for you.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Oh yea, let me look.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, it's good presents from Pippy. Now we'll put here
is what I am talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
This package says done offen til.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Christmas, but I wanna teach you a lesson.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
See doing openers.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Now here's a guy named Duffy. You know, he's mean,
dingy cheep, and yet at Christmas time he changes and
it gives me this.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
It's just been sure of himself.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Autographed to my their employee Archie.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Where was I was pregnant?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But you see, M maybe there ain't no real thing.
It was with no rest, no chimni.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
But I believe that.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Duppy Soverign. Oh Duppy, by the way, Duppy, thanks for
that picture. Sees you know, just the kind of a
thing I wouldn't have bought for myself. Merry Christmas to
you and missus Dupin.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And all about friends don't want to upin.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
This is the Armed Forces radioutside
Speaker 8 (28:00):
The lament s
Hello, Duppy Talvin when you eat me, dd I ca
you to mind just thinking.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Duppy ain't here? Oho, Duppy? Uh tonight a real big
shot duppy monkey.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Willie and that ain't hey? Oh is it?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Uh, you'll remember Willie Duppy the you know, the wise
old actor with the day joe brush. Well, look, Duffy,
somebody's gotta play center clause at the Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So you know, I was as long as Monkey's gonna
be here, you know, the oldest side yellow a beard
in the hand. Yeah, sure, I'll ask him. I'll call
you by shot.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Duffy Sap.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Come in and meet finding it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Eddie is a waiter, Miss Duffie. I was singing about
ballamat Reeves at this orchestra in our special guest tonight
Monty Woolly and Anti himself, ed gard.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey, Eddie, Uh, where is the soap? Soap? R?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Miss us?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You got a new girl all right? He I don't
want to write a poem on the mirror home on
a straight man. Me and your Christmas poem? And Eddie, yes,
I does say so. It's probably the furnest offish I
have ever. Oh, you know got that real Christmas? Waiver
m say.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Any chance instead of not hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Iterate me, Eddie listens for this thing.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Huh, Merry Christmas two years.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Old, be a right cheer and joyous leave us gol
a log under fire us and leave not nor annoy yet,
Come with your.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Beacons and corn for us.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Say stole gets cringles abroad in the snow a crump?
Why then lamp? Why? Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
See he.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh ho.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You like it, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It'll go beautifully with that cracked mirror.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, yes so, and Eddie, uh, while I'm doing it,
talk about your Christmas being up to join her a
little bit there here, hang up these.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Rates if well, well, well I hang up. Well, I'll
laid one dangle over each table.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Got a good idea. Then after he's customers finish eating that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
When you got laid the reef right on his chest
and he took me uper should be say hockey, Oh yeah,
my stuffy, how do.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
You think it's the best twice for me to hang
these mistil toes?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
How many you got there? Let's see one thing? What
miss the stuffie?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're gonna hang seven missile toes away.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
With Joe, what do you want me to do? Shan
have one twice all the time?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, uh do you mean you tell me that you
got all the chaps up for Breckenbridge hot and so oh?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hen? Oh yeah, what's the summon? Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I just found out what he's getting me for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
A food all a bottle of perfume. Isn't that cheap?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well no, wait a minute, you know I'll two dollars
a bottle, so furtum might not be cheap. It all depends,
is it? The quarter of fifth.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
At chee?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Everybody knows that person and don't come and quarters there?
I said that, Bruce, Yeah, I thought maybe you would
get me a fur coat or maybe an alligator bag.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
An hour I get a bag? When would you do
with it? You ain't got an alligator?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Would use?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Standing here?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Talking to you once from there?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Always ane man and you can straight at her again?
Eddie Eddie together ever beat the lunch of these names?
It all so much of Mary.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
You know that is your far You know what I.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Saw in your jones of mine and still expected that
meant coat plus plus one plus a diamond bracelet and
a ruby engagement ring, which I also promise her, you see,
said the other night I started took off, and when
we talked about the mint coat, she kind of put
her arms around me.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then I mentioned the diamond bracelet and he gave
him a grape by just then.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I saw a ruby ring.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That right, Uh huh, Eddie, you're crazy. Comes Christmas and
she'll kill you who.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Kills live dangerously as my mocirl.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know with me, I ain't got no problems. I'm
given every game I know the same presence, a nice
practical gifts. And yet it's attractive. What is the picture
of me?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You see I had six lovely portraits made? Now how
much did it set you back? Let's say there was
three first water uh and there was six of 'em.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It came to uh six terms green.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
As waters of it roughly around a half a buck.
And that's sake.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Gary Maylis say, well, what you gonna give him?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A stuffic? What am I gonna get me? Suffic petty
to Duffie, I will get.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Exactly what he always gets me, and that is something
which you can find in a vacuum which has been
cleaned out by a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh oh, I am man again. God check you's here
with me tonight? Oh my brother Wilfrid Wilfred, Yeah, there
is that, the tall, fat ugly one. No, that's me
mother's tonight is my kid brother, you know, the.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Black shape of their family, the black chief of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, that's the one with the brain. Oh yeah, I
remember him. Very smart, he.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Ad because what do I que like you?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why my kid brother jump one?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
What you think?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And again that prop that he is a very fank boy?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah yeah, yesh i q was a scientific abreviation for
a very smart person. Liberally translated, it means intelligent quadruped.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's very interested that. I'm telling you this brother of mine,
it's very smart.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
He's really got it's worried. You see the rest of
our family just normal average people like me and Paul.
Wilfrid has to be a genius. Yeah, well that's that's up.
Why did he find it out?
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Which fish realized that he was abnormal? When we've seen
him reading the paper without.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Moving his lips. You can't tell him.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Maybe the kids have been to equipped.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, I changed a good boy. Wait, I don't bring him. Hello,
(08:49):
oh Guppy, what is a package from you arriving from me?
And I shouldn't open it untill Christmas.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
A present from me?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You sure knows a duffy well? Uh, Tuffy com proper
a glasses you know? Well doe you thanks? And by
the way, uh uh did did you receive my present yet? Well?
It's uh probably in the mail.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Mm I'll call you back to a cat Addy, Suffy
brought me a president I I I gotta get something
from I gotta get something.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
What what should I let me.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
See you ropot?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got it? Watch it, I'll sign I'm wanted me portrait?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Have you got a pennaty?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thanks? Uh, I'll autograph it. You know what? Something nice?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Let's see Oh my dearest employer, good old stuff? Any
one appreciation?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
All I have done for you.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And I Charkie, Yeah, it's the balley? Do you think
of the picture?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Is enough of a question?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Bally, He's the force. Actually I can't send him. He's
got a present he's sending me. Uh. After all with
the kind of doll Tuffy's got, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And an't expensive presence is no skin off his wind?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Say, aren'tie?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Wouldn't it be wonderful if around this time of year
he sent you a lovely warm scar that's kind of
well barely am funny that way?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I had had a warm himself over a gold finger
rack Rider.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well, as long as it's something that keeps you warm,
don't forget Archie, the cold sneezing is here?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Would you mind to repeat that place? I said, the
cold sneezing is here?
Speaker 10 (10:50):
The cold sneezing, Bailey, That joke sninks.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Perfect the same.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Away, propably but defect.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Mob.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh stuff is learning me at Christmas present? I wonder
what it could be? I A yeah, and again it
hurts me.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You remember him?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Right? Oh certainly, oh I Wilfer, my boy, Oh right,
you uh certainly have been growing.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
That's like it was an entirely normal tochig.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well that's how it goes, Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I won't hear things at school, Wilfert.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Uh your teachers learning your up the stuff.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And Archie they're not learning me, says teaching you.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, well that's what they are for. Well, you're looking fine, Wilfer,
very manly. Are you eating good, Dune.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
That's like a peticient.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Nourishment, thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, you know, uh, you got to eat good if
you wanna grow up. To be a big strong man
like your uncle Lanchi.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You know how I got this physique? Mind?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Malnutritionis, yes, sir, and plenty of it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, Wilperen, I always eat lots of bread, paties, uh pancakes.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Well, I got a diatad pre clue carbohydrates go but
yeah yeah, what say starts I'm not permitted to have
starchus Well that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Well let's that's starches.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They's good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You know they make your stomach step.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well uh see anyways, well for uh oh, I like
that side of the music, Well for it rent for
a big tree if I family singer who was also
college man, had brought.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Over a few of his UH sorority brought us here.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
U say, kind of treatis for a Christmas carold uh
swan falla sing and make it Christmas huh.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh oh oh oh oh row.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Row yoon.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh and uh.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh ota.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And sleep.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Lee be.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
In a.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Sleep slee.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
In he.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I was one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
All. It sounded like a December weapons for uh eddie,
uh passed the hot for the boys?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, I had a fat ain't that mister Monty water
coming in?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, well see Willie. We'll get a guy Eddie. Well,
good evening, mister willing Well, Monty, good to see again.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I thought that, uh, you and I can pick up
our acquaintance from Winsway's led.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But oh, I'm sure we ca my revulption. He's undimitised. Well,
thanks Monty. Old boy, Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
This is the first time I have ever heard of
contempt reading familiarity.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I wish I knew if he were smiling, Parthia, Why
is it that you take this antignastic.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Speak of you as a possible menace to my future.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, someday when I am too old to play a juvenile, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
May want to go back to my old professions in
the crust of English.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
By the time you're through with it, I may find
myself teaching a dead language.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well you know, it's a lucky thanks to you that
that was a veiled in show I did.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I mestal, that's a funny place to wear a grass kite.
All the dawn thing always hikes up.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Then I can play no remark k about the baby k.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
So I apologize me. So I promise I won't take
you about your beard again. After all, I'm yeoman, sir,
you presume.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Look, I'm sorry, Monty, but I hope you'll understand. You
know what you know, I think to work at that.
Finnagin put down that match alright, told me do it.
I never gave a guy a hot speed Fu said him.
Well you're Finnigan. I'm having enough trouble with this guy. Monsey.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Uh tell me company, what are you doing Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well, we have an old custom with our babler. I
always take Grandma to the fight. Well that's very sweet,
but the flights get up pretty early.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Now here's what I had money.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
How would you like a pot here on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Playing the pot the part of what Monty?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We have a bite e.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Ddie? How about refreshments for mister Wallie?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Here?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I eat here.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'd sooner, God no, there is no sooner way.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
There's the second Maddie. Mister will don't let Eddie brite you?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Who isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, have you, sir, ever.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Eaten in this cadaverous commersary help stuffies?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
There's no rits do tell.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeh uh manty.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You see every Christmas Eve we have a big party
here at Stuffy. You know the joint that's full of kids.
They come down to get their father's you know.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And uh, we have a Christmas tree and rate the
round and every kid get the candy pig's.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Foot and uh, I usually write a Christmas pageant.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You can write.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Like a war huh ah.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Now the only thing we yet ain't got set get weird?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Now what is it?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What is it that you yet it's got set yet?
Santa Claus? Now just the second Hugh Brooklyn Nole collar. No, please, Monty,
don't get excited and uh uh ight away. Uh Brooklyn
and Noles don't gow with each utter anymore. Uh. Look,
(20:29):
playing the part of Santa Claus, it be so much fun.
And and look what a challenge it.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Would beat to yours a set pedestrians. O color what yours?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It be the toughest roll of your career. You playing
this week, guy?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
And uh when you give out of them.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Toys to them little kids, think of Australia, get out
of it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I can already feel a pattern of tiny feet out
of my face.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Buck unty, wait here, kid wants.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yourself, wasn't you?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
There's no record of it?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Wait, gee, if if you could just talk to one
of them kids and see what it's like. Wait a minute,
hey sen again, if your kid brother Wilfrid still here?
Oh oh good, uh Wilfrit do come here. I want
you to meet Sandy klawk No, listen you money work
in your lord just kid to kill a Hello?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Did you call the archie?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yep, Whilprits. I got a great treat for you. Guess
who listened Wilfrid's. This is Sandy claud.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Well well, well, not see Sandy Clawn.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's right, young man. Uh ho, well son, I'd be
coming down your kidney Christmas eve.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Whoa, thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
But we have an oil burner. Uh say, mister Klaws, I'm.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
Shad you live up at the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I do, oh yes, I do you know?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Of course, at the average temperature of the North Pole,
it's estimate it at seventy to ninety degrees blow gill fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, it does get a bit nippy, but then one
could always grab a start of the day. Of course,
only drinks dot drinks wiping. That's right. That's that Wilfred,
very soft cotton gin that's Wilford. Now see that you're
(22:29):
a good boycot on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus course, and
every good little.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Boy and girl?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
How did you know where they live?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They do?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You know? It's all they're numbers and a low red book.
You had some mighty fine numbers, that little red book.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Oh this is so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Preak hearty huh, Wilfrid, you don't mean that you believe
in Santa Claus.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I'm hearty.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Please, it's an amusing legend. It's sabath pleasure is Santa Claus.
But this man pays him so badly?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Why are you take your way money? Money? We've got
a kid's broke.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wilfrid put down them tweezers, So what Monty and all
the kids are better a critic?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Please leave me, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Fuck Morty.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I I'm I'm sorry I turned out like that, but
don't you don't be silly. I'll be happy to.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Be here Christmas Eve? Well, yes, please Santa Claus with
Wilfred with a bag.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Slung over my shoulders. And do you know what I
hope to have in that bag?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Why?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Wilfred? Hello? And now you lounge you little jini?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Now I she please? You don't actually expect an educated
man vate to believe Saba.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Clock, don't I puck Wilfrid.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Maybe there are no real santy clause with no red
coat jumping down chimney. Okay, but there is uh something
that a kid like you should get wives though, something
that kind of makes people do wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Things for each other at Christmas time. And I like
to call it Sandy class. It's well, it's something.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Inside of all of us kids that if we're right,
guys will tank.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Each one of us since to a handy closs see.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
With every guy loving his fella guy and working with
him to bring good willing.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
For the world and peace. And the kids don't tell
me that there ain't.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
No, that's kind of a Sandy class.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
And that's sound a massage. Just and hey, miss packer,
just come for you.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Oh yea, let me look.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, it's good presents from Pippy. Now we'll put here
is what I am talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
This package says done offen til.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Christmas, but I wanna teach you a lesson.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
See doing openers.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Now here's a guy named Duffy. You know, he's mean,
dingy cheep, and yet at Christmas time he changes and
it gives me this.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
It's just been sure of himself.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Autographed to my their employee Archie.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Where was I was pregnant?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But you see, M maybe there ain't no real thing.
It was with no rest, no chimni.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
But I believe that.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Duppy Soverign. Oh Duppy, by the way, Duppy, thanks for
that picture. Sees you know, just the kind of a
thing I wouldn't have bought for myself. Merry Christmas to
you and missus Dupin.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And all about friends don't want to upin.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
This is the Armed Forces radioutside
Speaker 8 (28:00):
The lament s
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