November 23, 2025 • 24 mins
The Mel Blanc Show was a radio program that aired on CBS from September 1946 to June 1947. Mel Blanc was Known as "the Man of a Thousand Voices,". This Thanksgiving episode aired on CBS on November 26th, 1946.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
From Hollywood, Golgate Tooth Powder presents The Mel Blank Show
with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Turn, Joi Housner, Hans Conried,
Earl Ross, the Sportsman, Victor Miller and his Orchestra and
starring the creator of the Voice of Bugs Bunny with
che Yes Golgate Jruth Powder. For a Breath of Sweet
and teeth that Sparkle brings you The Mel Blank Show
(00:32):
with Mel playing his new character Zookie.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello every every beat, beat every beat.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Him starring himself in person, Mel Blank, Hi, folks U
the ugaboo ugaboo boo uga.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, it's close to Thanksgiving and in now Blank's little town,
courageous suitors are taking advantage of the holiday spirit who
approach prospective fathers in law on a delicate subject. In
one house where Sam Green has asked mister Brown if
he may marry his daughter, mister Brown is saying.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sam Green, I'm going to set the date next week.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And at another house, where Henry Adams has asked mister
Jones if he may marry his daughter, mister Jones is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Saying, Henry Adams, I'm going to make you a junior partner.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
In my firm.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And in the Colby House, where mel Blank has asked
mister Colby if he may marry his daughter Betty.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Mister Colby is saying, mel.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Blank, I'm going to break every body in your body.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now and Thanksgiving Eve, and in order to get in
mister Colby's good graces again, mel Blank is holding a
Thanksgiving party in his fixed shop. He has invited a
few of his friends for Thanksgiving dinner. Right now we
find mel and his girl Betty setting the table. Nice
wait four knighte wait four knighte four.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Now those were a lot to plate. Now what do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh, don't worry night, piece of plate four, piece of
plate four.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Gosh, what a beautiful table.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yes, there's a selry sauce, stuff, olives, candy, yams, tranberry sauce.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All the and in the center that great, big, beautiful
fifteen pound salami.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But now father will be awfully mad.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
He's expecting turkey.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh, I took care of that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I scooped out the center of the salami and I
stuffed it with chestnut pressing. And besides, Betty, what difference
does it make salami or turkey. It's the spirit of thanksgiving.
The count anyway, the Orphans Home needed the turkey much
more than I did.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Oh, John, And I love you for giving the turkey
to the orphans Home. You always were softly for children.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, Betty, you know how I feel about us. Someday
we'll get married and we'll have a little two room house.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yes, then after a while we'll add another room.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Betty, I refuse to have your father live with us.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Spelling, I mean children.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
After we get married.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
There's no reason why we can't have.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Three, four or five.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, and if we like them, the next year we'll
have some more.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Well, if that gets mad at you for not having turkey,
I'm going to tell him why.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, that's another thing, Betty. I don't want you to
tell your father anything. Don't tell anybody I did it.
I'm glad I did it, but I don't have to
advertise it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's the nicest thing I ever heard, Johnny.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
But that I'm going to give you a great stick kiss. Well,
we'll say something such as for a fifteen pound turkey, Yes, Asha,
I wish it had been fifty pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, if it's not a large, secretary.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You're a ross.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hey, how are you feeling, brother Ross?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Okay this fall?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh yeah, Betty made it so ya? Why don't try
something well.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Just a small plate.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't want to spoil my appetize.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Past the olives mail, No, you're not the green one.
The pit f agree with the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Why don't you have another sandwich and your kanks?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I've already had two, you've.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Already had four, But who's counting?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I have another one?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here comes father, Mail, Say, who's that fellow with him?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
That's Willie Murdoch's father, just tired him to manage the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He's rather nice, rather nice, Betty. Have you gone out
with him?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The father insisted that I go to the movies with
him last.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Night, Lily at the movies Dark Places, Beddy, Why didn't
you tell me?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, darling, it's Thanksgiving and I didn't want to upsets.
Now you'd be nice to him?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hello Maloo, Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Thanksgiving, mister Colby, Oh Mail,
I want you to meet my new manager.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
William Murdock. Hello mister Murdoch.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello blank, heard a lot about you from mister Colby.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Don't want to get.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
You down.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
This mister Ross, Secretary of our Royal Order of Benevolent Zebras.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Mister Ross is a very good friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh well, mister Kolby.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Any good friend of yours is a good friend of mine.
Please to meet you, mister Ross.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Thanks youster.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know this is a very nice facta shop you
got here.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But I've got a couple of ideas to improve it.
First of all, it's too stuffy in here.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well, it could use a little air conditioning. Blank.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You can't condition this there.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And next you take down that picture of the city.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Dump on the wall, murdoct that's no picture.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You're looking through the window.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, oh, I see miss Colby is unattached.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Better go over and attach myself.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Why couldn't the pilgrim fathers are landed on him?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Hello, if you happy?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Happy, Thanks, Merry Christmas?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh hello, thanks?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Say uh, how do you like my new dressy?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Goshdddy you have the most beautiful you know, the quintessions
of lovely in the end, and you're the acting.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Oh by the way, Sookie, I got letter from my
cousin Dotty and a new picture of her here.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Look, cousin Dottie.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Is so shy and sweet and coy. What do you
think of her bathing suit?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Zookie?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Can I get to the something before dinner?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
What would you like?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I let you mean, put your potato here? She'll say,
I like him? If you too?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Cute too, because it's some candy digg you get you.
I'd like that picture of Dotty.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Hey, baby? Did you know that Mel invited us here
for Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And there's no turkey?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You like, mister Colby?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Mel invited us with Thanksgiving dinner and there's no turkey?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Why Thanksgiving is and Thanksgiving without turkey?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
That's exactly my thought, mister Colby, Thanksgiving here.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
For Thanksgiving without turkey?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
This guy can easily it would be replaced with a
sheet of carbon paper.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Who he was Mail?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He went back to the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Well, I want to talk with and Murdoch, Willie you
take care of it?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh well, if you say so, mister Colby, and even
you say god, mister Colby, I'm your boy, mister Colby.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know you can call.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
And when Mail is in a jam again, I gotta
go and explain every sing years, I gotta go in
and warn it. I gotta go in the the a
tippament oor, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
You call powder, he's piling.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Use party, can use it.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
With you.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Tow no dates for you this festive season. Could a
breath of trouble be the reason? Maybe because that breath
of trouble, I mean unpleasing breath has brought unhappiness to thousands.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Don't let it mark you down. Just do this.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Brush your teeth night and morning and before every date
with Coldgate toothpowder. For Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as
it cleans your teeth. Yes, scientific tests have definitely proved
that in seven cases out of ten, Coldgate toothpowder instantly
stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
What's more, no jenifice at any price.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Cleans your teeth more quickly and thoroughly than Coldgate toothpowder.
Remember to buy it first thing, and remember the name
Coldgate Toothpowder with the accident on powder.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Take a ch with your.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Now, Victor MELI are the sportsmen and their holiday arrangement
of good night ladies, good.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Night ladies, good night ladies, good night ladies. Then lady, family,
we roll al, roll roll along, family, We roll along,
Lady to see.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Lady by night to listen well, lady, good bye, good night, lady.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Ay you merrily marly, we will go along merrily marly,
We go along.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
A fairly marrily.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
We roll along the decus long, we.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Roll along, roll along, roll along merrily. We roll along,
nor declu merely. We roll along, roll along, roll along barrily,
We roll along norready merrily.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We run along, go along, roam along, mamally. We run
along order.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Merrily. We roll along, run along, run the line merrily,
We roll along nor.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mel Blank is giving a thanksgiving party in his sex
job to get in the good graces of his girl's father,
mister Colby.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
But so far everything is going wrong.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Mister Colby is mad because there's no turkey.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Willie Murdoch, the new supermarket manager, is making a play
for Mel's girls right now. The party is in full swing,
but we find Mel disconsolately talking to Betty's kid brother
Tommy in the corner of the shop.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Boy, is my dad saw it's you?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Mel? Yeah, Tommy, and I gave this party just to
make an impression on him. What can I do to
please your father?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Mel?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I know something you can do a little surely please him?
You do.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, you're too young to die.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Oh anyway, my pop is mad at you for having.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Salami instead of a turkey at this party.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah, I know, now, why don't you tell my part?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He gave the turkey to the orphans home. Now you
keep out of this, Tommy. The reason I'm not saying
anything is because.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This year your father forgot to give them a turkey himself,
and if I said anything.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
About it, it would only embarrass him.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh oh, no, it comes to our lodge president, mister Kushi.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Good, I'll go over and welcome him. All of e
greetings from the blank on hogoboo beds mighty potentat dog.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Gogaboo ugaboo boo ugga.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
How are things wonderful?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Happier Thanksgiving I ever had?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Where's the life home?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
In bed with laryngia? Thank Kiving I ever had?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
She has too bad? How's she feeling?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Done that penicillin?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Say? How did she get laryngitis?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, maw, we went to the U C.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
L a USC football game.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Little woman went.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Completely burst heart kept screaming her head off.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
She did.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, well, the first opportunity she ever had.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
To yell at twenty two man all at one. You
mean now she can't talk at all, not a word.
She just lies there in bed and hisses. Empty the garbage,
pay or shake out the carpets for clean up the kitchen.
I wish you wouldn't tell me what to do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I have my own system for doing the housework.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Gosh, mister Cushing, it must.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Be tough living with your wife, Mel.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
If you only knew last night we went out and
she said, look at me, John, I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Dressed up to kill dad.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
What a temptation.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I'll tell you, Mel, I'd leave that woman in a
minute if she didn't have all that money. I don't
know why I'm standing here telling you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
All this is just what I've done.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Oh, cheer up, mister Cushing. When you get your wife
a Christmas present, everything will be okay.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Well, she's already hinted about a present.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
She wants some beauty aid had looking.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
After all, beauty is only skin deep, Mels, she's already
been peeled.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh, nerve, But that woman she has me for a
beauty makeup kiss.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Well, what are you gonna get her?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
With her pace? A box of doctor Shoul's footpaths?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Not to help that woman melon, Well, I have to
let you in for another disappointment. Mighty potentate, I haven't
any turkey water relief. You're happy not to see a
turkey Mellie, you forget And I've been looking at my
wife all day.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, onto the party for see brother Kobe here. Greetings,
brother Kobe. I'll gonna boo hugger Bowana greeting, mighty potent date,
Hu huggle boo.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And there's brother Row greeting's brother Roth.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I' goga bo I'll gonna boo like a boom. It
passes all.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'll go up.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Little Tommy, I'll goga.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Alright, I'm sorry so to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Run away with marko. Ah, come on, everybody, let's all
have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Does anybody want to hear me impersonate Charles Boy?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yea, all right, I'll sing a song.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Anybody hear the story about the copp in Brooklyn?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Shall I sing?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
You've never heard this story before?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is it about the cop finding the dead horse on
Cassiusco Avenue?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And he can't say Cassiusco, so he moves a horse
to Main Street? Shall I sing?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
No, I'll tell another one?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And I know you don't know this story. A fellow
is having soup in a restaurant and he called over
the head waiter.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
See hears her exclaimed, there's.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
A fly in this hoop? What do you think the
head waiter say?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Did he say, what do you want for a diamond elephant?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And I wish you'd drop dead.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'll try one more story now, all right, everybody quiet now,
mister Colby's gonna try one more story.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ah right, mister Calby, everybody keep quiet.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Thanks, marda well.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
He seems.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
A man in a restaurant called the wakerss over and said,
my coco was cold. Well, replied the wakress, if your
coco was cold, put.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Your hat on it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
All very funny, very very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Shall I sing?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Now, mister Coby, I've had enough for you, mail Bank.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You ruined my entire even his entire evening.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Father, and you've got a nerve inviting people to a
Thanksgiving party and not even having any.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Kirk and not having any turkey. When do we eat?
I'm tall.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Had a good idea, Come on, father, Let's all right, okay,
everybody sit down now.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That food looks wonderful.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No home cooking?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Well, everybody see that.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Okay, I'll carve the salami.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Who wants to lay?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I do?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I do?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I do?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Everybody wants to lay.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I should have gotten.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Knocked, but.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I'd rather have turkey. Kobe, will you stop?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Everyone knows salami is.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Much safer than turkey. Safer, yes, no bone, Well, tell
me what part.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Do you want?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I want the popey goes over the counter.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Laugh, And how.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
About you, brother Ross?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm losing my africards. Just give me the dark meat.
Salami is all dark meat.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's what I said.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Just give me a doctor, Oh murder.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
What part do you want? I always like, mister Colby,
choose first? All right, mister Colby, what part would you like?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Missus gone too far.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I refuse to sit here and be made a fool.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Oh but now miss can go on any longer.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'm gonna tell Betty, Please tell me.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Why why we haven't any turkey tonight?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Oh? Come in.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Missus blank here, I'm me blank, little mister blank. I'm
from the Austin Home.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I brought you a piece of your turkey.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You did, yes, it tasted so good.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
All the boys wanted you to have some.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
They wanted me to tell you.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
How much they appreciated you remembering them on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
They also asked me to give a message from all
the boys.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
At the home if I give it no, no, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Two four six? Hey, who do we appreciate?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No black?
Speaker 10 (20:22):
No black?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Bye?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Thanks? So she was sweet man.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
You gave your turkey to the Orphanage.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Oh why didn't you tell us about?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
You're right again, mister Caldy now blank, Well, now you
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Tell you because you forgot to give your turkey this year?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What why I always give a turkey to the Orphanage?
In fact, I told Willie Murdoctor Murdock.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Couldn't you deliver that? Mister?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It slipped my mind.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
I come here, I'm gonna break every bone in your body.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Whyet everybody? Mister Koby is gonna break every bone in
his body.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
See it sounds good on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'll forget it, mister Kolby.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It's Thanksgiving. Let's forget.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yes, you're right, Mail, Yeah, let's forgiven.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's eat.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
All right here, sit next to me, Mail.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
My son.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Thanks Pop.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh, nothing like the smell of salami on thanks you See, Betty,
it's like I said, what difference does it make salami
or turkey.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
It's the spirit of the thanksgiving. The counts bell Blank
will be back in just a minute.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
He called me to powder.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
He's smiling us far a use it. It's morning, and
use it.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Don't take it with your romans.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Use cold Gate tooth powder. You notice it quickly enough
in others, but you seldom suspected in yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's the insidious thing about that breath of trouble, I
mean unpleasing breath. So ask yourself if you could be
a victim, then let Colgate toothpowder help you brush your teeth.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Night and morning and before every date.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
With Coldgate toothpowder. For Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as
it cleans your teeth. Yes, scientific tests have definitely proved
that in seven cases out of ten, cold Ate toothpowder
instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth. What more,
no data PRIs at any price cleans your teeth more
quickly and thoroughly than Coldgate toothpowder. Remember to buy it
first thing. I remember the name Colgate toothpowder with the
(22:51):
accent on powder.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Don't take it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
With your.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This is Mel Blank saying Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
And if that's all folks, every funny he's been reminding you.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
The Colgate peothpowder for breakfast, sweet to keep the sparkle.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Brings you the Mel Blank Show every Tuesday at their card.
Be sure enjoined us.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
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Speaker 7 (23:27):
Mel Blank's picked the chop.
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Speaker 7 (24:15):
The Mel Black Show is written by Mac Benoff. Mister
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with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Turn, Joi Housner, Hans Conried,
Earl Ross, the Sportsman, Victor Miller and his Orchestra and
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(00:32):
with Mel playing his new character Zookie.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hello every every beat, beat every beat.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Him starring himself in person, Mel Blank, Hi, folks U
the ugaboo ugaboo boo uga.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, it's close to Thanksgiving and in now Blank's little town,
courageous suitors are taking advantage of the holiday spirit who
approach prospective fathers in law on a delicate subject. In
one house where Sam Green has asked mister Brown if
he may marry his daughter, mister Brown is saying.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sam Green, I'm going to set the date next week.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And at another house, where Henry Adams has asked mister
Jones if he may marry his daughter, mister Jones is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Saying, Henry Adams, I'm going to make you a junior partner.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
In my firm.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And in the Colby House, where mel Blank has asked
mister Colby if he may marry his daughter Betty.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Mister Colby is saying, mel.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Blank, I'm going to break every body in your body.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now and Thanksgiving Eve, and in order to get in
mister Colby's good graces again, mel Blank is holding a
Thanksgiving party in his fixed shop. He has invited a
few of his friends for Thanksgiving dinner. Right now we
find mel and his girl Betty setting the table. Nice
wait four knighte wait four knighte four.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Now those were a lot to plate. Now what do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh, don't worry night, piece of plate four, piece of
plate four.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Gosh, what a beautiful table.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yes, there's a selry sauce, stuff, olives, candy, yams, tranberry sauce.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All the and in the center that great, big, beautiful
fifteen pound salami.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But now father will be awfully mad.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
He's expecting turkey.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh, I took care of that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I scooped out the center of the salami and I
stuffed it with chestnut pressing. And besides, Betty, what difference
does it make salami or turkey. It's the spirit of thanksgiving.
The count anyway, the Orphans Home needed the turkey much
more than I did.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Oh, John, And I love you for giving the turkey
to the orphans Home. You always were softly for children.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, Betty, you know how I feel about us. Someday
we'll get married and we'll have a little two room house.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yes, then after a while we'll add another room.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Betty, I refuse to have your father live with us.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Spelling, I mean children.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
After we get married.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
There's no reason why we can't have.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Three, four or five.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, and if we like them, the next year we'll
have some more.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Well, if that gets mad at you for not having turkey,
I'm going to tell him why.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, that's another thing, Betty. I don't want you to
tell your father anything. Don't tell anybody I did it.
I'm glad I did it, but I don't have to
advertise it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's the nicest thing I ever heard, Johnny.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
But that I'm going to give you a great stick kiss. Well,
we'll say something such as for a fifteen pound turkey, Yes, Asha,
I wish it had been fifty pounds.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, if it's not a large, secretary.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You're a ross.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hey, how are you feeling, brother Ross?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Okay this fall?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh yeah, Betty made it so ya? Why don't try
something well.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Just a small plate.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't want to spoil my appetize.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Past the olives mail, No, you're not the green one.
The pit f agree with the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Why don't you have another sandwich and your kanks?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I've already had two, you've.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Already had four, But who's counting?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I have another one?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here comes father, Mail, Say, who's that fellow with him?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
That's Willie Murdoch's father, just tired him to manage the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He's rather nice, rather nice, Betty. Have you gone out
with him?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The father insisted that I go to the movies with
him last.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Night, Lily at the movies Dark Places, Beddy, Why didn't
you tell me?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, darling, it's Thanksgiving and I didn't want to upsets.
Now you'd be nice to him?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hello Maloo, Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Thanksgiving, mister Colby, Oh Mail,
I want you to meet my new manager.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
William Murdock. Hello mister Murdoch.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello blank, heard a lot about you from mister Colby.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Don't want to get.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
You down.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
This mister Ross, Secretary of our Royal Order of Benevolent Zebras.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Mister Ross is a very good friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh well, mister Kolby.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Any good friend of yours is a good friend of mine.
Please to meet you, mister Ross.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Thanks youster.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know this is a very nice facta shop you
got here.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But I've got a couple of ideas to improve it.
First of all, it's too stuffy in here.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well, it could use a little air conditioning. Blank.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You can't condition this there.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And next you take down that picture of the city.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Dump on the wall, murdoct that's no picture.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You're looking through the window.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, oh, I see miss Colby is unattached.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Better go over and attach myself.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Why couldn't the pilgrim fathers are landed on him?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Hello, if you happy?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Happy, Thanks, Merry Christmas?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh hello, thanks?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Say uh, how do you like my new dressy?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Goshdddy you have the most beautiful you know, the quintessions
of lovely in the end, and you're the acting.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Oh by the way, Sookie, I got letter from my
cousin Dotty and a new picture of her here.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Look, cousin Dottie.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Is so shy and sweet and coy. What do you
think of her bathing suit?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Zookie?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Can I get to the something before dinner?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
What would you like?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I let you mean, put your potato here? She'll say,
I like him? If you too?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Cute too, because it's some candy digg you get you.
I'd like that picture of Dotty.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Hey, baby? Did you know that Mel invited us here
for Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And there's no turkey?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You like, mister Colby?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Mel invited us with Thanksgiving dinner and there's no turkey?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Why Thanksgiving is and Thanksgiving without turkey?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
That's exactly my thought, mister Colby, Thanksgiving here.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
For Thanksgiving without turkey?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
This guy can easily it would be replaced with a
sheet of carbon paper.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Who he was Mail?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He went back to the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Well, I want to talk with and Murdoch, Willie you
take care of it?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh well, if you say so, mister Colby, and even
you say god, mister Colby, I'm your boy, mister Colby.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know you can call.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
And when Mail is in a jam again, I gotta
go and explain every sing years, I gotta go in
and warn it. I gotta go in the the a
tippament oor, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
You call powder, he's piling.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Use party, can use it.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
With you.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Tow no dates for you this festive season. Could a
breath of trouble be the reason? Maybe because that breath
of trouble, I mean unpleasing breath has brought unhappiness to thousands.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Don't let it mark you down. Just do this.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Brush your teeth night and morning and before every date
with Coldgate toothpowder. For Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as
it cleans your teeth. Yes, scientific tests have definitely proved
that in seven cases out of ten, Coldgate toothpowder instantly
stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
What's more, no jenifice at any price.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Cleans your teeth more quickly and thoroughly than Coldgate toothpowder.
Remember to buy it first thing, and remember the name
Coldgate Toothpowder with the accident on powder.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Take a ch with your.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Now, Victor MELI are the sportsmen and their holiday arrangement
of good night ladies, good.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Night ladies, good night ladies, good night ladies. Then lady, family,
we roll al, roll roll along, family, We roll along,
Lady to see.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Lady by night to listen well, lady, good bye, good night, lady.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Ay you merrily marly, we will go along merrily marly,
We go along.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
A fairly marrily.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
We roll along the decus long, we.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Roll along, roll along, roll along merrily. We roll along,
nor declu merely. We roll along, roll along, roll along barrily,
We roll along norready merrily.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We run along, go along, roam along, mamally. We run
along order.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Merrily. We roll along, run along, run the line merrily,
We roll along nor.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mel Blank is giving a thanksgiving party in his sex
job to get in the good graces of his girl's father,
mister Colby.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
But so far everything is going wrong.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Mister Colby is mad because there's no turkey.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Willie Murdoch, the new supermarket manager, is making a play
for Mel's girls right now. The party is in full swing,
but we find Mel disconsolately talking to Betty's kid brother
Tommy in the corner of the shop.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Boy, is my dad saw it's you?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Mel? Yeah, Tommy, and I gave this party just to
make an impression on him. What can I do to
please your father?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Mel?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I know something you can do a little surely please him?
You do.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, you're too young to die.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Oh anyway, my pop is mad at you for having.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Salami instead of a turkey at this party.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah, I know, now, why don't you tell my part?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He gave the turkey to the orphans home. Now you
keep out of this, Tommy. The reason I'm not saying
anything is because.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This year your father forgot to give them a turkey himself,
and if I said anything.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
About it, it would only embarrass him.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh oh, no, it comes to our lodge president, mister Kushi.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Good, I'll go over and welcome him. All of e
greetings from the blank on hogoboo beds mighty potentat dog.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Gogaboo ugaboo boo ugga.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
How are things wonderful?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Happier Thanksgiving I ever had?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Where's the life home?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
In bed with laryngia? Thank Kiving I ever had?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
She has too bad? How's she feeling?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Done that penicillin?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Say? How did she get laryngitis?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, maw, we went to the U C.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
L a USC football game.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Little woman went.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Completely burst heart kept screaming her head off.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
She did.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, well, the first opportunity she ever had.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
To yell at twenty two man all at one. You
mean now she can't talk at all, not a word.
She just lies there in bed and hisses. Empty the garbage,
pay or shake out the carpets for clean up the kitchen.
I wish you wouldn't tell me what to do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I have my own system for doing the housework.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Gosh, mister Cushing, it must.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Be tough living with your wife, Mel.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
If you only knew last night we went out and
she said, look at me, John, I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Dressed up to kill dad.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
What a temptation.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I'll tell you, Mel, I'd leave that woman in a
minute if she didn't have all that money. I don't
know why I'm standing here telling you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
All this is just what I've done.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Oh, cheer up, mister Cushing. When you get your wife
a Christmas present, everything will be okay.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Well, she's already hinted about a present.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
She wants some beauty aid had looking.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
After all, beauty is only skin deep, Mels, she's already
been peeled.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh, nerve, But that woman she has me for a
beauty makeup kiss.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Well, what are you gonna get her?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
With her pace? A box of doctor Shoul's footpaths?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Not to help that woman melon, Well, I have to
let you in for another disappointment. Mighty potentate, I haven't
any turkey water relief. You're happy not to see a
turkey Mellie, you forget And I've been looking at my
wife all day.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, onto the party for see brother Kobe here. Greetings,
brother Kobe. I'll gonna boo hugger Bowana greeting, mighty potent date,
Hu huggle boo.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And there's brother Row greeting's brother Roth.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I' goga bo I'll gonna boo like a boom. It
passes all.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'll go up.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Little Tommy, I'll goga.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Alright, I'm sorry so to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Run away with marko. Ah, come on, everybody, let's all
have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Does anybody want to hear me impersonate Charles Boy?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yea, all right, I'll sing a song.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Anybody hear the story about the copp in Brooklyn?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Shall I sing?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
You've never heard this story before?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is it about the cop finding the dead horse on
Cassiusco Avenue?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And he can't say Cassiusco, so he moves a horse
to Main Street? Shall I sing?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
No, I'll tell another one?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And I know you don't know this story. A fellow
is having soup in a restaurant and he called over
the head waiter.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
See hears her exclaimed, there's.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
A fly in this hoop? What do you think the
head waiter say?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Did he say, what do you want for a diamond elephant?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And I wish you'd drop dead.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'll try one more story now, all right, everybody quiet now,
mister Colby's gonna try one more story.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ah right, mister Calby, everybody keep quiet.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Thanks, marda well.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
He seems.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
A man in a restaurant called the wakerss over and said,
my coco was cold. Well, replied the wakress, if your
coco was cold, put.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Your hat on it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
All very funny, very very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Shall I sing?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Now, mister Coby, I've had enough for you, mail Bank.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You ruined my entire even his entire evening.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Father, and you've got a nerve inviting people to a
Thanksgiving party and not even having any.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Kirk and not having any turkey. When do we eat?
I'm tall.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Had a good idea, Come on, father, Let's all right, okay,
everybody sit down now.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That food looks wonderful.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No home cooking?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Well, everybody see that.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Okay, I'll carve the salami.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Who wants to lay?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I do?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I do?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I do?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Everybody wants to lay.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I should have gotten.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Knocked, but.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I'd rather have turkey. Kobe, will you stop?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Everyone knows salami is.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Much safer than turkey. Safer, yes, no bone, Well, tell
me what part.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Do you want?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I want the popey goes over the counter.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Laugh, And how.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
About you, brother Ross?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm losing my africards. Just give me the dark meat.
Salami is all dark meat.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's what I said.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Just give me a doctor, Oh murder.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
What part do you want? I always like, mister Colby,
choose first? All right, mister Colby, what part would you like?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Missus gone too far.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I refuse to sit here and be made a fool.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Oh but now miss can go on any longer.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'm gonna tell Betty, Please tell me.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Why why we haven't any turkey tonight?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Oh? Come in.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Missus blank here, I'm me blank, little mister blank. I'm
from the Austin Home.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I brought you a piece of your turkey.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You did, yes, it tasted so good.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
All the boys wanted you to have some.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
They wanted me to tell you.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
How much they appreciated you remembering them on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
They also asked me to give a message from all
the boys.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
At the home if I give it no, no, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Two four six? Hey, who do we appreciate?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No black?
Speaker 10 (20:22):
No black?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Bye?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Thanks? So she was sweet man.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
You gave your turkey to the Orphanage.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Oh why didn't you tell us about?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
You're right again, mister Caldy now blank, Well, now you
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Tell you because you forgot to give your turkey this year?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What why I always give a turkey to the Orphanage?
In fact, I told Willie Murdoctor Murdock.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Couldn't you deliver that? Mister?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It slipped my mind.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
I come here, I'm gonna break every bone in your body.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Whyet everybody? Mister Koby is gonna break every bone in
his body.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
See it sounds good on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'll forget it, mister Kolby.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It's Thanksgiving. Let's forget.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yes, you're right, Mail, Yeah, let's forgiven.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's eat.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
All right here, sit next to me, Mail.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
My son.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Thanks Pop.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh, nothing like the smell of salami on thanks you See, Betty,
it's like I said, what difference does it make salami
or turkey.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
It's the spirit of the thanksgiving. The counts bell Blank
will be back in just a minute.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
He called me to powder.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
He's smiling us far a use it. It's morning, and
use it.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Don't take it with your romans.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Use cold Gate tooth powder. You notice it quickly enough
in others, but you seldom suspected in yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's the insidious thing about that breath of trouble, I
mean unpleasing breath. So ask yourself if you could be
a victim, then let Colgate toothpowder help you brush your teeth.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Night and morning and before every date.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
With Coldgate toothpowder. For Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as
it cleans your teeth. Yes, scientific tests have definitely proved
that in seven cases out of ten, cold Ate toothpowder
instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth. What more,
no data PRIs at any price cleans your teeth more
quickly and thoroughly than Coldgate toothpowder. Remember to buy it
first thing. I remember the name Colgate toothpowder with the
(22:51):
accent on powder.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Don't take it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
With your.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Use cold Gate.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This is Mel Blank saying Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
And if that's all folks, every funny he's been reminding you.
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