WTF is Rez Metal Magazine and WHY?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What the fuck is Resmetal Magazine? And why When people
ask me what res Metal Magazine is, I don't point
to some industry you boilerplate or flowery description. I tell
them it's mine shit. I'm an Army infantry veteran who's
broke as fuck, and I'm building the magazine from the

(00:20):
ground up with resmetal adobees and guttural viga beams. If
you know, you know, because no one else covers us
the way it should be done. Everyone else glosses over
everything with these retarded pow wow indian lenses, academic bullshit,
and hippie vibes. Res Metal Magazine is funny, direct and

(00:41):
likes to raw dogg It kind of like your last
tender hookup. This Resmetal Magazine is focused on the resmetal
scene as it actually exists, not dressed up for outsiders
or for keeping your grandma happy. Dog nahda, fuck them all.
This is about celebrating this rock and roll and I

(01:01):
don't give a shit if you like me on that.
The magazine site isn't a museum or a classroom. It's
a working platform. You'll find music, videos, podcasts, write ups, artwork,
all kind of shit that cuts straight to the point.
Here's the band, here's the song. Here's why it matters
right now. I didn't build this to chase clicks. I

(01:23):
built this so people can find the music period. If
you want polished copy or long essays, go somewhere else.
If you want to know what's really happening in res
metal today, this is where you land. A lot of
people know about the res Metal documentary, and that's fine,
but that's not this. That film was one story about

(01:46):
one band at one moment in time. Reds Metal Magazine
is ongoing. It's the current voice of the scene, and
it's updated as things happen. The documentary looks backward, the
magazine is happening now and it looks forward. That's the difference.
I'm not trying to reinvent metal journalism or dress it up.

(02:07):
Resmeto Magazine is a tool for fans to find new music,
for bands to get heard, and for me to keep
adding onto the metal community, a place I've always been
a part of my whole life. Everything you see here
comes through me, my voice, my writing, my commentary. It's
not perfect, but it's real and that's what counts. And

(02:28):
if what I say or place in the magazine offends you,
then please grab your weak spine and your flowers and
get the fuck out, because I don't need energy vampires
sucking me dry unless they're biologically female and look hot,
then okay, we might be able to have some wiggle
room there