Therapy Using Binaural Beats for Healing and Equilibrium by Tale Teller Club Strata 11

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello gordgeous people of the Internet to welcome. Welcome to
the full Perston of Mederish. I'm back in due to
the neck pain obviously. Now listen, I'm doing this practice
thing with my piano where I felt sure that deep down,
deep down, I could play like list is it list
or lits? God, I'm delirious again. I'm on painkillers list. Yeah. List.

(00:26):
That just sounds like l I s T, doesn't it?
But but I know there's d's in there and things
like that. Anyway, he was the kind of boy band
of his time. Believe it or not. They fainted when
he played France list and it was you know, he was.

(00:46):
He was very handsome. I mean, it always helps, doesn't it.
It always helps your musical career if you'll drop dead, bloody,
gorgeous and he could play like a wizard his hands,
would you know? All fast lightning, fastest lightning. So I'm
doing this for Coffee of Peace, and I thought this
looks really fast, and you're supposed to sound like a
hart but I thought it would be a really good

(01:08):
one to test all of these things that I've been investigating.
Can you make a sal's ear into a purse? Not
to say I'm totally a soeur's ear, but you know,
when it comes to crafting a beautiful performance, I am
certainly am a composer. It's cheating. Composing is completely cheating.
I've discovered composed. But what's swamming around and saying, oh,

(01:30):
he's some composer fools everybody into thinking that perhaps you
could play like France list who knows. I will take
a photograph of him because I've just gone in onto
the internet. He was Hungarian, just bloody, gorgeous, gorgeous anyway
he's He was obviously an expert at that time, and

(01:53):
few have followed his expertise at performing and not wishing
to be oversh by a man even if he's been
dead hundreds of years. Eighteen eighty sixty, Dad, I thought, no,
I've got this, I've got this. I can do this.
I can do anything I want if I put my
mind to I sort of believe that. I think the

(02:13):
older you get, the less you believe in that, because
you realize that there are pitfalls to your achieving certain
goals that you had, and the biggest pitfall is your personality.
So I probably will not be Prime minister after all,
but I believed up until fairly recently that that gate
would be open to me. Now I think in different circumstances,

(02:36):
such as an apocalypse, there may be hope. But that's
a subject for one of my books, and perhaps even
one of my short stories, but certainly not the subject
of my life. That is not how life is going
to pan out. I don't have the gumption for it,
for a start. So plus, I mean, the biggest thing
holding you back when you've lived a life, especially one

(02:58):
as murky as mine, the biggest thing holding you back
are the skeletons in the closet. And even I mean
I was going to join the Green Party, the local
Green Party, and then I remembered things from my past.
I thought, well, no, you know, somebody would just one
mention of some of the were you know, some of

(03:19):
the things that I possibly can't even mention on air
that I've you know, been how should I say? Party two?
In my long sixty two year history has meant that
there's there are many skeletons, and the prospect of having
to cover things up is near. I think when you're

(03:40):
a writer, of course, you can just use this wonderful
knowledge that you have because you've tried everything once. Anyway,
let's get back to the subject in question, which is
France List, the beautiful Hungarian. No that he's not even
the subject. I can't stop looking at him. I'm going
to have to shut my computer because it's two hands,
just do. I would have fainted as well. All these

(04:03):
women with their tight corsets dresses. You know, they couldn't
breathe at the best of times, and if they were
in the front row, apparently they were always passing out.
How wonderful to have a man have that effect on one.
I would just yeah, I mean, I'd probably faint on

(04:23):
purpose and hope, Hey, what would he do? Or do
you just ignore them and just carry on playing, you know,
like while roam burned Nero played his fiddle. I don't
know if if that has any basis in truth whatsoever.
I don't think it does. I think I read somewhere
that he probably just instructed his fiddle player fiddle till

(04:48):
the end. Oh yeah, I'm amusing myself today. I'm in
high spirits. So the problem is with this so only
in one page of it, right, because I've got to
go on to the bar next and I've started the
bark because I've joined the ARC Classical Academy, so I've
started the bar. But I feel that, because I've started
this test of my lack of skills, I need to

(05:14):
persevere because do you know what, There's one thing I
don't do with music is give up. I never give up.
I delay, but I don't give up. There's a big,
massive difference in that. So it took me. It has
taken me, I don't know, about a week to put
the hands together on the first page, maybe a bit less.
I'm doing so the first page in its entirety, but
it takes me for four and a half minutes to

(05:36):
play it, right, God, that's so long. So this thing
where I'm trying to prove, which is when you play
please sixty times, it really helps your It helps it
stick into your you know, your automated hands and all
of that stuff. I mean, I can't remember it. I'm
learning bits of it. They're more fluid than others. But

(05:58):
I'm trying to keep a sort of rhythm anyway. So
I thought, well, let's say it's five minutes, guys, right,
So it takes me five minutes to play one page,
and that's all I'm going to do. I'm not going
to do any more pages because I'll be dead before
I get it right. That's going to take sixty times
six fives to thirty? What does that mean mathematically? Let

(06:21):
me go wor could heppen? Okay, honestly, I've got a
fog in my throats, but just heartling, I promise you.
I did work it out to be five hours earlier,
but I just thought then i'd better not say five
hours because somebody on you know, YouTube or something will
say You've got that wrong, madam, and then I'd be

(06:41):
humiliated and I have I would have to delete the episode.
So I just went to check there five hours right?
Five hours Now, I don't have five hours and I've
got a really bad neck, so I've decided I'm not
going to do that. What i'd consider possibly is two hours. Today.

(07:04):
I've done it ten times, right, I'm going to try
I'm going to try another ten in a bit mixed
up with ballet, because I can't sit there for five
hours in the same position because it's going to buger
up my neck, do you see what I mean? So
I'm not giving up, but I can't see that I'm

(07:24):
going to manage that today because everything would stand still
and there are other things going on in life that
I have to see to. I mean, the cat, you know,
the cat needs feeding and just stuff like that. So
let's see how I get on. As I said, you know,
I'm very keen to prove that this is an excellent way,

(07:45):
but I do need to do When you're learning a
piece of musia, you need to do supplementary skills and
you know, scales and all of this sort of thing.
So I haven't even started that yet, but I will
do it, and I will share the knowledge with you guys.
Obviously that's why you're here. Is it not to become
a better pianist or is it just to be nosey.

(08:06):
I don't know. I don't care why you're here. I'm
just glad you're anyway. Look, the next thing I want
to talk about is I've been racking my brains. I've
been thinking. I had this therapy podcast right called Rife Vibes,
and I was laying these rife vibrations, these healing vibrations
into my music. But do you know what, I got

(08:27):
so bored of it. And once you've done one rife
vibe embedded track, You've sort of done them all the
I think it was a little bit of a gimmick,
you know, I'm always willing to try gimmick in my business.
But the biggest thing, really, the biggest clip to that

(08:48):
continuum was that I'm not allowed to play music on
the podcast. So I had that I've got this podcast,
this therapy podcast, right, and I'm not and I'm a
music therapist. Part of my life is about memusic therapy,
all of it actually therapy through playing, therapy, through listening.
If you can't blame music on a music therapy podcast,

(09:08):
you're a little bit up the swanee, aren't you? With
no paddle so racking my brains, racking my brains, and
I thought, I wonder if the Internet or the AI
that they they send on a mission to listen to
my music and when it when they sorry to listen
to my podcast, and then they hear music, the robot

(09:30):
hears the music, and then they because what they do
is they delete the episode or they delete the entire podcast.
Oh my god, I've had so many podcasts deleted. No, no, no, no,
can't do that. So I put blood and sweat into
these podcasts. So anyway, I thought, I'm going to do
you know what, this podcast. I think it's generated like

(09:51):
five p since I started it, So not this one.
The other one, the therapy one, So I I called it.
I changed the name and everything, and it's called tail
Teller Club Therapy. So theoretically I won't forget that, theoretically

(10:11):
if I haven't had too many painters anyway, So what
I did then, I was thinking, I need to go
to somewhere like the Internet archive and get a story,
download the story, put it with some drums, because I
think I might be able to confuse the AI. But
this is a risk. There is a massive risk involved.

(10:32):
What if the AI thinks music, thinks drums is music.
I wonder if it will. But I'll tell you what
I've done because you can do it too if you want,
or you might just find it quite interesting. I used
my AI recording of my last chapter of Immersion the

(10:53):
book right, and I put it in my software and
I tune it to perfect pitch, so every word is
perfect pitch right. And what that does is it just
gives it a little a little more of a seductive

(11:14):
melodic lilt. It's not singing yet, there's nothing like singing,
but it just it's so subtle. But I love it.
I really like it. I use an American voiceover, which
is based on a real human at some point, but
really not anymore. And because I've paid for that, I

(11:34):
can do what I like with the recordings. Do you
see what I mean? So I actually own the copyright.
So I own the copyright of the recording. I own
the copyright of the drums, I own the copyright of
the female vocal right, So I thought, oh, I don't
know that copyright as well. Blah blah blah blah. I'm

(11:55):
going to upload it and see if I can release
it as a single. So I've done that as well well.
Now I don't know if they might turn around and say,
there's no music in this. We cannot collect royalties for you.
I have no idea, and I know that PRS won't
collect royalties for example, something like a speech that you
made or stand up comedy. There is a company that

(12:18):
does that. But let's guys, let's do one thing at
a time, right, We've got to beat these bloody robots.
I'm on a mission. I'm on a mission to make
money as well. Obviously, Now the other way that you
could monetize such a thing, such a creature, such as
a strange thing. Putting a book to drums. That's a
bit weird, isn't it. It sounds bloody brilliant, It sounds

(12:39):
really exciting, and it sounds it sounds what does it
sound like? It's Oh, I'll tell you what else I did.
I put it through a binormal beats output, right, so
it pans binormal beat and binormal beats are very healing.

(13:00):
They get rid of stress and because your subconscious is
trying to understand the beats that are coming out from
one ear and then the other. And I used the
binaural beats. I don't think I did on the vocal,
but I did on the drums. And if you listen,
you you it's really hypnotic, and you sort of think,

(13:21):
why am I? Why am I finding this so much
so pleasurable? Well, this is why, guys, I may have
licked it. Now. The other thing is if my company
who distribute my music say no, no, no, no no,
we're not having that, or if Spreaker, the podcast company
that I use, if they kind of say no, no, no, no, no,
we're not having that and close down the therapy thing.

(13:45):
That's okay because I only made eightp in like, you know,
a year, so I haven't got anything to lose, you
see what I mean. But the other thing is I
can put it on OnlyFans, and I can put it
on Lounge's TV, and that they're in lies the moneymaking process. Guys,
what a fabulous day I'm having, even though I've got

(14:07):
a terrible neck and i played piano really badly. But
I'm still very upbeat about all this. Very upbeat otelorclub
dot COMI serve land dot com, stellamare dot blogspot dot com,
or pop along to YouTube to tail teleclub therapy or
google it. I don't know if I've changed the channel name.

(14:29):
I'll do it now and have a listened to my
new my new experimental music thing that will make you
feel just better and you get a whole story chapter
for free or so lovely. It's very exciting.