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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Even why I look busted today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, the same. I was actually just.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Over in our room trying to figure out how to
not look so homeless.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Same.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I have like beer in my hair from Saturday that
I have not washed out yet.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I just brushed it through. It looks like I have
beer in my hair. It looks so rough, but I'm
just accepting it.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Same, Like my hair is so dirty, it's like splitting,
Like it looks like I'm Balding's.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Fine my weight of it. Okay, there we are.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It'sen so long, it has so long, and it's still
so early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like how early is it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's not even eight o'clock yet, seven seven fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, let's just jump right into it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
So today we're about to give you all of our
tips and tricks on how to stay low maintenance, but
like high maintenance, to become low maintenance.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Especially during the winter months. Yeah, I'm like actually not
high maintenance at all. So I feel like I can't
I can talk ticipate much, but I do do a
few things, so I'll give my my few.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I feel like my go to honestly is getting my
hair done. But like the way that Kim does my hair,
like I haven't had my hair. Okay, it looks disgusting
for people that are like watching, but if you're listening,
Kim does my hair in such a way that I
get it colored twice a year, like there's there's no
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harsh line, and it's always right before my birthday June
and right before Christmas is when she does my hair.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, and I don't touch it, but I think it's.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I agree with that though, because when my money piece
grows out and it looks nasty and I need to
tone it, and like once I actually get it fixed
and tone it, it's like a whole different world from before.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That the biggest pick me up of all time.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So that's my one, you know, just like purple shampoo,
Like I would use that like once a month because
I refuse to get my hair toned. Like I have
work all day, I'm standing all day, Like the last
thing I want to do is sit down and get
my hair done.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So purple shampoo is a must in my book, Like
everybody needs it.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I can use the purple shampoo and conditioner. I used
to have some like purple conditioner as well.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That I loved you.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Could tell like it did like me and my hair
very smooth. But I don't use any of that anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I guess I love for it unless you're like
turning your hair purple and then like making my job harder.
Like that's when I hate it. But I feel like
everyone needs to use it like once a month. Honestly, yeah,
I agree, which brings me to my next thing with
avoiding your hair is spray tans. I freaking am stuck
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in the cycle right now of self tanner like you
haven't again, freaking insirt clip of Heather's orange hands.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Please no, seriously, Okay, I haven't.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I use the land a tanning bed, but every single
one of my clients they're like, don't do it, like,
and they're like in their thirties and they look so young.
Oh like laying it like a base like twice a week.
But other than that, I'm self tanning once a week.
But when I tell you that, I like, put a
T shirt on my head, wrap that shit up, and
then I.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Put myself tanner on and I sleep. I sleep with
a T shirt on my head because honestly, I do that.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
It just like stays better than a bonnet, like I've tried.
I they just like don't stay on my head. I
think they're just like too tight and I just like
rip it off. But I have so many clients that
sol tan in the back of their head and like
their hairlines, especially my blonde girls are orange. And when
I tell you that there is something in self tanner
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that does not come it does not come out. Like
I could put fifty volume like bleach and let it
sit there for two hours and like it's not budgeting,
like you're gonna be orange. Then it like it's like
my biggest ick doing hair. Like when I see girls
come in, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm like, what are you saying?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah, even like bronzers, like I least your hair.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think when we were in high school that was
not it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, no, because every everybody had like tan blindness and
like you just weren't tan enough. And like right now
I'm not very tan, but I'm like tan enough for
like the wintertime, like we're good, because then my tattoos
start looking weird, like yeah around my neck and I was.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Like, what the fuck is going on? It like made
it look so weird. No, I really don't think high
school is it. But like now that we're out, I
think it's a little more acceptable, which sounds so messed up,
But like I follow I'm like subscribed, do you know
Hope like seagre or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know if that's how he's hearing it. I
know it's Hope, but.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't what is there twend Hannah?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Does she have to? It's just her?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The The other reason I followers because she's like a
gym influencer in a way. But she's a redhead, and
I'm like she's constantly posting stuff on her like private,
not her private, but like her Snapchat, and I'm always
watching it and she gets like spray tans every week
because she's redhead and pale, and like just like watching her,
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it just makes it seem work because like it'll rub
off on her neck all the time and she's like
this looks like shit, but I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not gonna stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's so real.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I also think, like now that I'm like out of
high school and have like a real job and like money,
I can like buy good self tanner.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I can buy good self tanner. Not shit that's
gonna make me look like orange is the not the Jurgons.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, no, get that shit out of here, Like that
gives me war flashbacks.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm having PTSD, not durgions.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Not on the face either, Like honestly, like when I'm
like Tann in the summer, I don't wear face makeup.
But if I'm self tanning, like I'm just gonna put
actual makeup on to make my face look like to
match it. Yeah, because I wash my face like twice
a day, if not more so it just washes off.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Anyways, as long as I'm living here, I will not
be putting a lick of self tanner on me. No,
but you don't blame you. If I was a Hawaii,
I would just lay out.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
But right now it's sixty degrees and brainy and cloudy, so.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
No, I think at this point in my life, though,
if I did live in Pennsylvania, I would start considering
it because the pale.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Look is just not it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, it's really not it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And this is so random, but you know, like when
you get your lips filled.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And they like peel m hm.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Well, when I got my boobs done, they like stretched
out like so much. And I had self tanner on
like last week, which we are like well over healing,
like it has been like probably eight weeks now. Yeah,
like they just finally stretched. And then I put self
tanner on and then my fucking boob started peeling. Like
my skin was so stretched it was peeling unburn. I
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was like flaky, Like I would take off my bras
and it would be like lined with skin.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So that so like, I mean, I can't I mean
when I lay in the.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Tending, but I have to keep it bron because I
can't get my scars like in the sun yet. Yeah,
they're like healed, but like like I guess not really,
I don't know, and I like don't want my bibles
to be pale, but it just like all just feel
like flaked off of them.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, that's so weird. And no one told me that, Like, no,
that don't me. The weirdest thing it was experience, really weird.
It was so weird.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well, one of my things that I do, or used
to do, is I would go get my lashes done
and now hear me out not like the freaking.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
All black just like fool as hell. No, No, that's
that's too much. I personally, that's I hate that with
a passion. I can't I cannot do it. It still
has to look natural, but it's like I love doing
that because I can wake up I don't wear any makeup.
Like when I went and got them done and I
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had to go to work in the morning, I literally
just wake up, brush my teeth, put on deodor ANDNGO
because it looked like like I didn't have to do anything.
M hm.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That was the best thing ever.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I've thought about getting my eyelashes done, but I have
been so obsessed with eyeliner, Like yeah, so obsessed, and
I'm not about to sit there and like scrub that
shit off my face with eyelashes on.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just like don't think I could do it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You might be able to just like do a wing though,
like it might like be dark enough.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well that's what I normally do, is just like a
little like wing because I just love looking Asian, and
I swear that makes my like it changes like whole
face shape. Like I just need like like I need
a face left, like I need my eyes be like
so little. Yeah that's what I need.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But now that I honestly these are clusters and they've
stayed on pretty well, I.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Don't mind doing them.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The only thing, like, the only difference is they don't
stay on like as long.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
They don't. I mean, they do.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Look decent, but they obviously don't look as good as
like someone else doing them or feel the same.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's just a different experience when you go and get
them done.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
But I agree, I agree with that, it's just I
don't know. Another thing is waxing my eyebrows. Oh I
don't wax eyebrows. My face doesn't like wax, but really
like pluck them. No, I stay red for like three days.
I don't know why. I don't know. My face gets
like pretty red for like the first day, but it's
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only like a couple hours and then it goes away.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I just like feel like.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Waxing or even like shaving your face.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, does a world's difference.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I love shaving my face agenda today.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, you just like look so much more like glowy
or like your makeup just goes on so much better.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, so much better. Speaking of wax, I started doing
Brazilian waxes.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, no, thank you, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I sure did.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Okay, and let me tell you that my experience, so
the first time, I went like, holy fucking.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Shit, like holy shit, I honest to God, Like I.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Mean I used to wax my armpits and beauty school
and then I it like grew back like nothing, and
it was so thin. I could do it myself and
like love doing it until the summertime, like I'm not
letting that grow. But I was like, okay, I just
needed to feel like the first wax it'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So I go there.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Okay, it's like it hurt like extremely bad, like extremely bad.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
TMI couldn't even let her finish like.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
The labias because I was like like ouch. And then
I waited like four weeks and went back. So I
went back on like last Thursday. Yeah, I went back
last Thursday, and that time was so much better, like already.
And I think it was just like how the waxer
did it because I saw two different girls and I
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definitely will stick.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
With this one.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But the first girl like rip and then rip and
then like finish it, and I.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That like killed me different pools.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, I know, this girl literally took and just ripped
it off, and like that felt so much better. So
I mean it's nice because I literally don't shave right
like and it's like I could never do that. It
is so smooth brand like you know, like when you
shave you can like see like the stubble like underneath.
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Still that's gone, like gone, like it's it's low key
kind of nice, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I just don't think I could let it grow for that,
Like I just I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I couldn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
It drove it answers me so much, it drove me insane.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
But I will say, like my excuse was like going
through a breakup, so like who am I having sex with?
Like and not even that, like body hair in general
bothers me, like I need every single piece of hair
off my body.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But like that kind of did help because I was like,
you know what, like fuck it, Like I'm already like
Diva's down, Diva's dound so bad, so must be down.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
A little further. Ugh goodness, Yeah great, Yeah I have
to work my way up to that eventually. Yeah, good luck,
because maybe maybe you should learn.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I mean I actually can do it, so when I
see you next year, heary, Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'll start mentally preparing now.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, mentally prepared now. I mean it really only took
like ten minutes, so like it really isn't like that bad.
I mean, I definitely think it's worth it, because even
when it grows back and you like go back a
month later, like it's just like so thin and like
it's not as like it's not as bad as.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Like the first time you like initially have to like
grow it out.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Ugh, I really have to think about that one. I
just like I don't know, I can't especially like living here.
I'm like constantly in a bikini, which would be great
for after the fact, but yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think too.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Like accessories, this is like really off topic kind of.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
But like I have just like my everyday jewelry that
does not come off my body, and I feel like
once you find like a good earring stack or like
like an earring stack right now actually like slaves like
and it's bought all good nice steortry. Like my necklace,
like I always find like a favorite necklace.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, this is my favorite necklace right now.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Unfortunately, but like my rings, like my rings ever come
off and like can't even lie, like most of these
come from ex boyfriends, but like I just fucking love
them so much that I.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Can't, like how could I twitch it up? I can't think.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I want a new necklace, but I just don't know
what it wants, like what I wanted to be.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
No fine, good is so hard, No it is, and
I really want to wear It's on my bedroom door,
the one I got from ahab Pile because I really
liked this necklace with that one.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But it's poking me.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
And I can't do it anymore, Like I can't. I'll
send you one once they open, I'll for you.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Actually it's driving.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Me crazy, like I love how they look, but once
you get to a certain point when it starts poking.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You, I'm done, never done, We're done.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah yeah no, but you feel like that's like another thing,
like in the morning, like I'm not getting up and
like putting in seventeen earrings or like a belly button
piercing or like rings and shit, like I feel like
half the time I even forget that I like have
this shit on, like it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look Yeah, and that's like another thing.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Though you have to find something like comfortable to even
like sleep in, like it has to.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You have to find like that will look good but
also it's comfortable too.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah no, I agree, I agree. Mm let me think
what else.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh these puppies.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You'll never see me without nails, like never, never, never never.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I love how nails look and it does make me
feel put together. But I think, no matter how hard
I try, I'm just like not meant for them because
I always end up ripping one off because I just
like do too much. There's always too much going on.
Always rip one off and it hurts like a bitch, and.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I never want to get them done again.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, I started doing gel like go tor gel with
like tips and stuff, which I've been loving. But I
religiously see my nail girl every like two and a
half weeks.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Like I have these appointments scheduled off for like six months.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
But like it works because it's always before work and
she's in the middle of like both locations. So I
go there at like eight in the morning, and then
I like will drive to work and like sit at
a coffee shop and like work for a little bit
and then go in.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, so it's just.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Like such a peaceful morning and I love I love
my nail girl to death.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah that sounds science.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I will never not have, preferably a pink nail like
they have to be pink.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That and my toes always I don't get my toes done.
I just polish them.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
See I get mine downe too, but I do it
just makes me feel better. Yeah about having my dogs out,
same because I literally never have choes on. Oh my god,
why is my blood pressure medicine not working?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
My feet are so dirty?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Dude? Do you see this, guys? Fun fact that it
still took that. Oh they bumped it. They literally bumped
it up, like what oh oh no, yeah, so no, yeah,
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they bumped it up because it was like working. But
it's like I'm actually sitting here for freezing cold right now,
but I'm just like not getting up to put a
shirt on.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
M Yeah, I have ray nods or whatever this shit's called.
I don't know. I just think I'm always so coold.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
My fingers do that, my feet do that, so I
take that every morning. Interesting And I mean I thought
it was working, but my feet have no circulation right now, apparently.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
What any who I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I really don't do much with myself. I do my
own hair, love I lashes, I I white my teeth.
I do like whitening my teeth. I think that does
a lot, and I've been doing it for quite some
time now, and there's truly has been a difference.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh yeah, I do it like.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Twice a week, sometimes like less, depending.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I used to do that shit every day. I definitely
don't do that anymore because whitening strips are like twenty
dollars of freaking pop.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So well, that shit.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Makes my teeth hurt sometimes, can't even lie.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh really, see, I don't put it like underneath and
over and I heard that's like where a lot of
people like get the sensitivity and like makes it hurt.
So if you do like the rest ones, like cut
them in half and only put them on the front.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And I've never had a problem.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, and then if you cut them in half, you
get like double the amount because you put like the
top half one and then yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Wait, that's so genius.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, And I think I have really sensitive teeth and
teeth teeth, I have really sensitive teeth, and I've never
had a problem.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So I like, I don't so I don't understand like
what is going on.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
But lip filler, you know, I just like this is
one of my favorite thing about being a girl is
like lipsiller.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
And I don't know what it does to my brain.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But it just like does something and I go.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I go once a year, which honestly is really really
reasonable because I know people like Yellie two or three
four times how it dissolve. So everyone says it starts
dissolved the first time you get it. It dissolves the quickest.
But it depends on your metabolism. It depends on how
they're injecting it and what they're injecting, and then it
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just depends on.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Like how often you're going. So I've heard six months,
I've heard years.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I think it just depends, Okay, but I go once
a year and it lasts me, and like I kind
of want to go back right, Like I just want
like the biggest, juiciest face.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Maybe you should try something else. I mean, that's scary,
it is scary, but filler.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Wait, because I talked to Donka the last time I
was there, and I was like, girl, I was like,
I feel like I want like face filler, like I
feel like I want it in my face, and she
was like like a full face transition and I was like, honestly, yeah,
but it's like anywhere from like three thousand to five
thousand dollars and she just had a model and it
was the only Thursday that I had clients. And I
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was like, there's no way I can call off work,
Like I can't do that, or I would have because
it was a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Uh yeah, like that's nothing. That's literally nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
But you should just save up for it.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
The only the only like shitty part about that is
like it does dissolve, So you'd have to do that
like once a year. Yeah, and you'd have to save
up for That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, definitely a lot of money. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Maybe I'll do it in like a few years, like
before I have kids, so then like my face looks
fresh or something, or maybe I like wear on everything.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I will be getting my boob's done after kids. I'm
not doing it before. I refuse to do it before
because before, no, after, Yes, it will be happening.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I like signed up for that. Maybe a bit too early,
I think, Nope, that's a lie. I fucking lied. I
fucking love having fake boobs. When I come in contact
with I'm like, Hi, my name's other. My boobs are
fake as fucked like it's my actual whole entire he
speaking my whole.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Entire personality trait right now, Like it's actually like unreal.
But like then.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Again, like when I have kids, like my husband is
gonna be rich as fuck, and I just like don't
want them first money, but like I also have a
very specific lifestyle that like I want to live and
I make good money, like you need to make good money,
and even after I'm done having kids, like I will
get them redone. I don't give a fuck, Like this
was the best purchase I have ever made in my
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whole entire life, and I would do it again seven
more times.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, so you so you won't catch me out here
sagging because of me, because of some crazy ass kids.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's not happening. No, it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, No, that's gonna be my push present.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I literally keep to and he's just gonna have to
accept it.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, no, he's going to have to because we we
deserve that. Like I just had your whole child times
like three or four, So.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So real quick, I need hair opinion, okay, because I
ask he and he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
He doesn't help me.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I'm like perfection because he's all I don't care what
you do I think it looks great? It's fine, whatever
you do, it looks great. See how now my my
underneath's dark?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Should I touch it up like my roots?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
You saw how grown out it was, It's like crazy?
Or should I just continue to let my my natural girl?
The only thing is I like the two tone. It's
not going to be like two two tone because my
top's not real light.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I just don't run my dark underneath, And to be
honest with you, I don't miss it like at all.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
But I think though, like I.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Look at these pieces, like the dark pieces.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
And I love them, but I feel like I've like
I'm to the point the where like I've made it
so far with the growout that I mean, I'm either
like I can't go back after it's it's grown out
pretty far.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I mean, I don't know, because then you have like
three colors.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I wouldn't let it keep growing because I like look
bat like back and like miss like the.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Brownie brownie color I had and then the dark underneath.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
But I feel like, I mean not think it's to
be trendy in any way, because who the fuck gives
a fuck about a trend, but I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I have a lot of grow out though, and I
know I don't want to touch touch it underneath unless
I'm making it darker, just because that's all healthy hair.
The top is really unhealthy and I'm not touching what's underneath,
not doing it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Maybe just grow it out. I'll grow it out, okay.
I mean I feel either like it looks good though.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
But yeah, today I'm having E cut it. Ooh, he's
only doing the back because obviously I can't see it,
So the back is none of your business. Yeah, so yeah,
the pray he doesn't mess me up. Yeah, the back
is no one's business, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
The back of my hair right now, I don't know,
and I don't care except for this piece, like I've
ever bought this off. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
These are tips and tricks. Not tips and tricks.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
These are our.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I don't know. This is what we do to try
not look homeless every day of our lives.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, this is what I do.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
How I still manage so I don't look busted going
to work.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
This is how I keep myself like I do all
of these things. Throughout the weeks, so I can get
up and be shower, dress ready, hair done, everything and
less than forty minutes, like maybe even less than a
half hour. Picking out an outfit's kind of hard for
me because if I don't have a busy day, I'm
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not wearing my best outfit. But if I have a
really busy day, I don't want to wear a great,
like good outfit to like ruin.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Can get ready in like fifteen minutes flat if I
just like, don't pick up my.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Phone, it'll it'll cut down.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
You're getting ready time, You're welcome. Do any things start
right now? Yeah, and find a rich ass husband to
pay for at all?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Amen, Like I just want my need to be like
fun money, Like I want to take my money like
go shopping or.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Buy a tattoo or I don't know what. I feel
like I'm in a.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Retirement and I need to get out of it. Like yep,
this is everyone's like last summer of like being home.
Like I also want to Jackie's going to law school
like everyone else works how they wants to move to
Tennessee Stone.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I told yesterday because technically it was our Sunday, even
though he has today off, but our evening consisted of
going and playing pickleball and nothing else. And I told like,
we were literally leaving the pickleball courts, and I was like,
(28:43):
I feel like we're a retired couple just playing pickleball
on our evenings because we have nothing better to do.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I mean, that's like so fitting for you guys. And
you guys are like married, you have a whole house,
you live thirteen.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Million miles away, But I have a retired couple playing
pickleball on their Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, I mean, who cares. I'm just living my best
life now, God living it up.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I need to start going to the gym though, because
like I cannot drink like.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
This and listen, Like last week and even the week before,
I lost full motivation to go to the gym. Like
I have been in the biggest slump for no reason.
I still drunk my ass there.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I didn't do like.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
My full potential workout, but I still did it. And
I'm just hoping this week will be better because I'm
on a roll and I can't be giving up now.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
I've been on a really long stretch of going consistently
and like not half passing it. But like this past
week has been the hardest week of my whole entire life, Like.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
But I have no.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Reason for it to be the hardest life, Like I
have nothing, Like I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I just can't even function right now.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I mean it's definitely hard, like just being like alone,
and like that's true. I definitely think like I needed
to take the week off, like I needed to just
like clear my head and like my phone and like
my roman stuff and just like not be home. So
(30:34):
this week, honestly, I feel so much better. Yeah, and
I like need to like get back in like my
routine and like start doing.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's what I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
It'll be a short week hopefully I can just I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, No, I mean I really need to like like
get my week straightened because this weekend I need to
go shopping because I need an outfit for Georgia. And
then the weeking A forgot the thirteenth, no eleventh, tenth.
I leave on the tenth and I get back that
next day, so and then Reena and I are going
(31:13):
to Gavin Addock at all whose name is on Saturday.
So I truly don't know when I'm sleeping this in
two weekends.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'm kind of scared.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
It would be all for the experience.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, yeah, because I would definitely just sleep when I'm dead, Like,
who needs to sleep?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
No, seriously, not me. I don't need to sleep.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Next week we'll actually for real'll be back to normal. Yes,
we'll be back with a real podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But you know what, this is as close to normalcy
as you guys are getting because.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Here we are, we're both.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Here, we're both here.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
There is no one. No one wants to hear me
talk about myself anymore. That was That was Rod.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
He was bad.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I didn't and I really like was. I went through
it like three different times. I was like, I'm not
like cutting out half of this because.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's real.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
So yeah, that was me, guys, as real as fuck.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Oh I okay, tell me why I want to go
on like a dating show or like I don't know why,
but like all of the girls at work keep telling.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Me to go on Love Island. I'm like, oh wait
should I?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
My only concern was somehow like I would be like
somehow get turned to be the bad guy, like you
could like, no matter how hard you try, sometimes you
can always like they can always make you look so
bad and then that's just how people see you. And
it can either make your life so much better or
it can either ruin it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
No, I agree, I don't know if I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Willing to take that chances. I'm fine with being and
nobody living in my own world.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
No, I'm totally fine with that too.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I just think like that would like skyrocket my career.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Definitely won't be doing that because three months on my
routine with random people I've never met. No, seriously, like
I don't have social anxiety. I've never even met that person.
But like, I think that would give me social anxiety.
To be honest with you, that's a lot. Yeah, that's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
But I would be in Hawaii. So is that where
it takes place? I think so, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, No, I think.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's or No, it's Fiji.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah I was, yeah, it's Fiji. Yeah it's not Hawaii.
I don't think it's kidding.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
What was filmed in Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Was one of the Bachelor's Yeah, I think, mm hmm.
Get on a bachelor. I want to be like a bombshell.
That's what I have to be.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I don't even want to be on the fucking cast, Like,
I just want to be a bombshell that like shows up.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That would be fun and like causes drama and.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, but then at the same time, you're like bound
to be hated for all through.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh well that's just my little thought for today.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
But yeah, yeah, like we said, we'll be back in full.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Swing next week.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, you will and have some good topics. Yeah, I
already have an idea of what next week will be,
so stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Perfect nice week. I will have my hair washed.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Say my hair washed. I'll look a little more presentable.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Oh that's scare guys. That's one more thing. You can
throw this wherever. But I wash my hair twice a
week and I put product in it and I blow
it out, and everyone always is like it never lasts,
Like it's not like the same as a salon. Well
you need to buy like good salon products and sit
there with a round brush and like blow out your hair.
(35:03):
Because I swear if I sit there and like blow
dry my hair with a round brush from.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Like soaking, what to dry. It last me all week.
It last me literally all week.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
The only reason I watch it twice is because if
I go out on the weekends, I'm not washing it like.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Saturday after work, so I wash it on Friday in
the morning. But obviously I missed. I even miss hair
wash a week.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
There's fucking like shit in my hair right now. I
wash my hair like every week and a half, which
is wild.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
But I hate washing my hair.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I hate dealing with it whet, I hate it being wet,
I hate blow drying it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I don't know, so I'll just let it do its
thing for as long as possible.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I wish I could go back to those days, but
I just cannot wear a slick back anymoreks My hair
was like, well, I was scared.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
All right, Well I got a.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, I think I'm not taken up so fire. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well we'll talk to you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Have anybody have a great week.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
You enjoyed having us both back?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
We know you did.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, you missed it.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I'm nothing without brand. No, we're like two broken pieces.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No we are, so come home.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah all right, Well, have a have a great week.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
The rest of your week. And we'll catch you all
next week.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Hey Bye, what at awady