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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I went to Did I tell him I started
going to co ed volleyball?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, okay, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
But the first couple of days was kind of blah
because I think.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Everyone was scared to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't know if I have an RBF or what's
going on, but like no one wanted to, Like, it
was just really awkward. So I kept going though, And
you want to know how I bonded with all these people,
let me tell you, because it's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like, no way, this is going to be the reason
you're going to start talking to me.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So there was a lot of people there playing, so
we decided to do three teams. My team was the
team off sitting down watching waiting to play, and I'm
sitting there by myself, in my lonesome, not talking to anyone.
People probably think I'm so weird because I'm just like
the awkward person sitting in the corner not talking to anyone.
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And there's like three or three or four people to
the left of me, and then one person behind me
talking on the phone. Next thing I know, not even
paying attention, this guy walks up to me that was
playing basketball on the other side of the court, and
I didn't think he was coming up to me, but
he came up to me and was like, hey, I've
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like i've like seen you here the past couple of days,
and like I just think you're like really pretty and
like just beautiful. This is this is all like I
can't be doing this right now. And I literally just
got him and I was like, I'm sorry, but I'm married.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And he didn't. He didn't even know what to say.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He was just like like, so he really And then
I kind of fell back Verry, I guess, do.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I look like I'm in the military, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, I don't. And I kind of wish I would
have been like, do you know what, actually, let me
get your phone number and let me get your snap
because I've got a few friends like, but I didn't,
and I because.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I was just so flustered and he was flustered.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was a really awkward situation. Carry him tomorrow, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He was just like, I'm so sorry. I guess just
take that as a compliment. I feel like an idiot.
And then he'd just like I was like, no, don't
feel like thank you, like because not too many guys
I think wouldn't do that, so at least you got
a pair and like actually like senate and that's what
that's what we fonded over because as soon as he
walked away, they were all like staring at me.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like what did he want? He was cute?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What did I'm like, Okay, he wanted he wanted like my.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Number, but.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm married, and they just gotta they just gotta kick
out of it. They just loved it. Have you ever
heard of Mel Robbins podcast? So I actually listened to
one of her podcasts while I was at the gym
last week at one point, and it was just talking
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about it, like the title was if you feel behind,
listen to this, and it was just like it was
it was a pretty good podcast if you want to listen.
It's really good. Actually very eye opening.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You know what. I'm gonna listen to that because I've
never felt more behind in my life than I do now.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, she like really like it was a smack in
the face. So that's what I kind of I like reiterated,
I guess, And yeah, it wasn't very long.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It was like a twenty five minute.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh that's not fun. No, yeah, so that's not bad
at a whole.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm actually gonna look right now.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, look at our notes there. I keep reading, give
a dog and.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
A cat now, and I have to keep them separated.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh you went and got up, not like really separated,
but like I'm working, I'm warming them up, and they're
really both very annoying. Would you name the cat?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
His name's Leo?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, that was the name he had already, and I
just it's cute, so I'm just keeping it. They told
me at the shelter that he doesn't even know his name, though,
so if I wanted to change it, it's fine, but
I'm not that creative, so it can just stay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, Leo's not bad. What's your dog's name?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Key?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'd really like to talk about the Secret Lives of
the Mormon Wives because.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Season two comes out in like maybe a.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Week, and I'm so excited because the drama is just
so good.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But well, I look it up and they don't have
it on Netflix, but I did put Hulu on my phone,
so maybe I'll watch it at some point this week
and we'll talk about it next.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's so good, it's so good. I just live for
the drama so much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, same. I think we're gonna have a special guest
on our podcast next week.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Who would that be?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Rina?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I was like, wait, what?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, I told her that she could eventually, but I
was kind of just like, I don't know, is she
gonna like be with you?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, okay, Rena. I think that I'll make it easier
so we don't. We all don't talk about each other,
but me and Rena are yeahs like it happened like
so out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Like she's so funny. I can't she is.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So much fun.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Do you know what trend?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I love? Right now? This haven't gotten anything from our notes,
but I'm so fucking hungry right now.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I could eat Jesse Wible. Don't worry, I'll bleep that out.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh you know, I'm so hungry right now. I could
eat Cameron Doll. Wait, that's actually so insane that you
said that, because I was just literally just on the
phone with Rena and I brought up Jesse because he
was so She was talking about like I being resciable,
and I was like, Jesse was miserable. But I brought
it up originally because my like Chrissie's brother ran in
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the Jesse at the motorcross thing, like, how do you
run into someone at PPG?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Seriously?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
God, love that friend, I love that trend. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I know I keep saying it everywhere, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Honestly, I don't I can't even say.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Anything to like anyone though, Like the only person I'd
say something to is E and so I feel like
I can't fully participate in it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, it's so funny, like I would love to hear
the name about your mouth, Like, is that the who
you were thinking of?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, I'm actually past that. She doesn't have a day
left in my brain. She took it all, so fucker
so done them all.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'll do that turn to somebody it tried. Is so funny,
But you can keep it. And I honestly doubt he
even looks at my ship anymore. There's it's been so long? Well,
I say that it hasn't even been a year yet.
Does that not seem crazy? We haven't even broke up.
When would it be what we broke up in for
like a second, but we fully broke it off in
July in July? Yeah a year?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Can you choose? Do not come back?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's freezing in here.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm gonna throw some thing at you and you gotta
just give it to me as fast as you can,
not too as much time to think deepest.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Shower thought, go fuck, dude, I don't think I can
think on the spot. My deepest shower thought is probably
like what happened if I would like die, like he
would like come to my funeral? No? No, Like you know,
a fucking deepest shower thought is like if my mom
would text me, like what I would I'd say to her?
Or like if I ever ran into her, like what
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would happen? That's the deepest shower that's.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
A good one, or like something of like you had
an argument or a conversation and you're thinking back and
you're like, shit, I should have said that.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Like fuck, no, that's that's nice. All that's my That's
not really my shower thought. That free thought. Like every
time I go to bed, I'm like, Okay, Tony good,
Tony bad, Tony Pros, Tony Khan, Tony Tony Tony fucking
like consumes me at night. So like when I lay
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down in bed, like I'm out, Like I'm not laying
in bed time, like actually like dozing off because I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Just your brain just doesn't stop.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Not me. I go to bed at like seven thirty
and I lay there and pray to fall asleep earlier
than But you know, I think my deepest shower thought
is and I really don't want to fucking be in
the shower right now.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, because I could have guessed. Honestly, it's just so
annoying brain does not shower showering like people jump in
the pool and be like, Okay, I'm good for like
another week.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, No, it's the ocean. Because do shower more now
that I go to the gym every day? Do I
want to really know? Like I really need to needed
to shower when I got home this morning, and I'm
still not showered.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So but I will shower today.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm not well, I just like don't understand. But like
you never smell like I.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Feel like I feel like it's one of those things
where like have you ever seen the people that just
like don't wear deodorant? Yeah, and like eventually your body
kind of just adapts not wearing dealer and you don't
smell anymore. Well, I wear deodorant, but I feel like
my body's just adapted.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
No, definitely because you were so sweaty all the time.
But that's definitely why you don't know. There's nothing too.
It's just like water coming out of you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Say is not? Actually I know my sweat stings, so
I'm not going to pretend it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I'm like not in my normal setup today. And this
chair is so uncomfy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Is it like a normal chair?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, it's like a rocky spinny But it's like hard standing.
I should not be standing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I feel like I'm just all over the place when
I'm standing.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Me too, We have no direction. I really sat here
all day. I was going to think of something, but
then I was like, we can come up with a
turns out. We actually, I.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Feel like my mornings are always so crazy and then
like three four o'clock hits and I just am staring
at walls and don't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Dude, why are.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Like all right?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Would you rather go?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
This is so good? Am I asking you first? If
you know you asked me first? Fuck? Okay, wait, I
got one?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We had got one.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Would you rather never get your lashes done again? Or
never get your lips filled?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
My lips easily.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Really Yeah, no, I'm too obsessed.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I like being able to wake up and do nothing,
Whereas like, if I really wanted to, I feel like
I could just overline my lips and just like fake
it till I make it. Yeah, no, you're right, Whereas
my lash is the mascara is not faking it until
I make it. There's definitely not faking it there. I
don't know if you had to, this isn't really all
would you rather? But if you had to take back
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one thing you have done to yourself, what would it
be if you had to? And when I like when
I say had to, Like you can pick a tattoo,
but it means like all of your tattoos, so you'd
be like completely tattooless or just like.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Let me think, honestly, do nails count Like I can
live No, I can't live without my boobs. Like I'm
like I could live without like my ear rings, Like maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I guess that counts.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, it would either be ear rings or bleaching, but
like I could not natural yeah yeah, natural or no
ear rings like jewelry. It's like I got no, I
guess those are like semi.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't have any anything.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
This is on right now because when I got my
tattooed on, I had to take them all off and
I just like haven't put them back on, and I
just feel so I feel like you can.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah. Yeah, like if if Jesus Christ come down here
was like you give up your lip filler like boob
job or like you have to go to hell, Like
I would just tell them the semi hell Like they're
just like there's a way. Do you ever wonder what
you would like legitimately look like in the present day
without anything, No, I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Be hideous, would like be curious to see.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm gonna like act myself and be like take away
like the tap and like filler and I'll see what
it looks like and make my hair brown, Yeah, make
my hair brown. I honestly feel like I think it's
just scary. I think it's just scary because I feel
like I would have like an identity crisis.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, like I.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Don't know, like I don't want to look like.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I feel like I have an identity crisis. The second
like dude, go somewhere, like the second my hair, like
my hair's kind of grown out now, like I need
to get it done again. And even when my lash
is needn feeled, like when I look ratchet, I feel
like I'm going through it and I'm having the biggest
crisis of my life. But like, seriously, the second I
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get it all done, I'm fine. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Same like I'm like good like in between, but like
as soon as I can, like my lip floors like dissolve,
Like okay, my lips are like non existent, like I
need them done.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Right. No, you can definitely tell, even if it's just
the smallest little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It like it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I might like hair desperately cut, like desperate cut it,
but like disgusting because it's so like long. Even though
my hair's so short, I'm like, I absolutely need to
cut like now.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I literally love your hair short.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
So everyone's been telling me that and I was about
to grow it out, but like I can't now, like
it just has to stay short.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
No, it literally looks so good short.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Thanks short hair for life.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I've said, my hair is like quite literally just too
thick to have.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, your hair's so thick like short hair.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Although I did have e cut it, you know, and
I was looking at it in the mirror the other
day and it definitely does look like it ain't healthy,
but it looks healthier. Like the blonde on top definitely
is not like it's thicker at the bottom. It's not
as frail looking sad.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I honestly think like, no, stay here. I honestly think
like now then I don't have a bleach out. My
hair is so healthy, Like I bleached my hair right
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before Christmas or like November time we did my whole
color and then I just got the front pieces touched
up like a couple of weeks ago, and like there,
I have so much time my head right now, insane,
like I got a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I hate having hair actually so much, the amount of
times I want to just like shave it all off.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It'd be so worth it. So how about I almost
went Saturday to.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Eat at a bar by myself because I feel like
I can go out to eat now instead at the
b and just be completely content. And I feel like
it's weird to set at a table. But yeah, I
went to a place and it was completely packed. I
don't even know if there was a bar like see open,
so I had to turn around.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I was really upset.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
But Georgia the best experience, and I just sat at
the bar and just and just.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I really wanted to do that, but I didn't have
a choice. Look, but you should like door dash like
bar food or I don't.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Even know if you can do that, but I think
I can. I don't know. I just want something like healthier.
I've actually been eating pretty good, even not bored. It's
been taking a lot out of me.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Someone literally needs to come up with, like, please, someone,
please invent this a fast food restaurant that's healthy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's not Chick fil a or Chipotle and have I.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Don't even have a Chipotle here, And I don't even
know if like I mean, Chick fil a is probably
healthy er, but like it's still like kind of greasy
and like fried food. So I need like something for
and healthy so when I'm lazy, I'm not worse to
eat McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, I don't think she plays that healthy. There is
like qudo about which I highly don't there and gets kudo,
but all the time I think it's healthier. What is it?
It's like Chipotle but different. You can like make your
own salads and stuff there. But she was on a
kick for a while, like if she was ordering that's
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all she was ordering because it was like the healthiest
option I need that I need something, but there's literally nothing.
So literally Friday I had McDonald's and Saturday I had
Taco bellt because I didn't have any groceries.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Didn't want to grow grocery shopping.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't blame you, honestly, Like I cooked myself breakfast
Sunday and this morning, but like I just have nothing
in me to like cook again. No, like it's just
like order something like she gave me a gift card. Anyways,
Like last I had Buffalo Wild Wings fire.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
They're so expensive though, like twenty dollars for a dozen
of weeks, not even ten wings. Twenty dollars for ten wings.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's insane. Yeah, I think I thought, like the pretzelnuts
and wings and mac and cheese and like door dash
it here and it was like thirty dollars so good.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Honestly, whenever I was going to go to that bar,
So picture this.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Here's the base.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
On the left side of me is a little town
called Kailua. To the right side of me is a
little town called Connie Ohey. And I went to Kailua
to go to this bar.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It was packed, obviously.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And B Dubs is in Connie o Hey, and I
was like, dude, I could go to be Dubs right now,
but I didn't feel like driving the opposite direction again,
so I was like, I'm just gonna go home. I
guess this is God telling me not to spend money.
So I was totally sad at the bar of B
Dubs because that sounds fire.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It was so good. I had it for a while,
but Brock took me like two weeks ago. It's so
good good, and it tasted better because you bought it. Swear, literally,
swear tastes better when you don't bite yourself.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I have to pee. I started taking crazy so I'm
trying to drink more water and I really have to pee.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
That's my goal for this week. So I cleaned my room, rubbed,
like getting back into my routine. I'm so out of
whack for like a million different reasons. But I scrubbed
my room down before I left and like washed all
my sheets, made my bed, washed all my laundry. I
didn't get it all folded, but like it's washed. So
when I get back, I'm gonna start like actually taking
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vitamins again and like consistently going to the gym and
just like being consistent because I'm like going insane, like
I don't drink water, Like that's how bad I am
doing right now.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I didn't really drink water up until this point too,
and I still have to sit here and like when
seven o'clock hits and I'm going to bed in an hour,
I'm like chugging for yetties of water because I didn't
get as much as I needed.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Right now, like waking up late for work, like not
really going to the gym, like kind of just going
for walks, like doing all this like random stuff like
or just laying in bed. So then like my go
to like pack a lunch or do whatever, I just
don't grab a yetti or like for whatever reason, like
all my yetties are at work and I just like
leave them sit there because I don't want to like
turn back around and grab.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It, right.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I need to get it under control.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
As much like I feel like I'm out a routine too,
Like I still go to the gym every single day,
but I haven't been like consistent with what I want
to be doing, and I hate it, and I keep
telling myself, I'm going to like start this week and start.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, it's like the first time.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But I have I yeah, no, I have no reason
to be inconsistent. I have so much downtime, but I
just end up laying on my couch and doing nothing, which.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Me yesterday and today. But now that I've actually gone
to the gym by my so like I normally take
like a workout class on Thursdays, which I've been pretty
consistent by that. The only thing that sucks that was,
like I have no clients, Like that's why I leave
to go take this workout class because like what am
I doing at work? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Am I doing here?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Same, I'm doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And I also I'm just trying to be a healthier person.
I'm gonna try and start drinking green tea in the
mornings as well instead of calling I love green tea too.
Here's my cub this morning. But it was kind of bland.
I need to work on it.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
It's like, honestly, it's not very good. But I was like,
honest kick for like the last eighteen years of my life,
Like I fucking love sweet tea, but like anytime I
go out to eat, geting sweet tea, like after the gym,
like i'd be drinking sweet tea. So I started drinking
unsweetened tea, which you really have to like be acquired
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to the tape.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, I like you, I think it's one of those
things that it's I feel like it's one of those
things though you really have to start doing and then
after a week, your taste buds will like adjust to it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Because I see people do that with.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Coffee all the time too, Like they stop adding sugar
to their coffee and eventually like they can't drink sugar
in their coffee, like because your taste buds like adjust.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's where right now. Like I love unsweet and tea
and like some is definitely better than others, but I
love it. And then I started drinking like unsweet and greeny,
which honestly is like kind of growsome, get over the
hum but I just like choke it down normally at
work when I'm like in between clients and I'm so busy,
I just like grab it and just like I'm like, okay, this.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Is your only I just like need a liquid.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, So like you're either gonna drink it or you're
gonna be thirsty until you're next fine it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, I put honey in mine because I know, honey,
your honey's like better than just regular sugar. And it
was still kind of bland.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But it's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It all work, I guess it was.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Sometimes my rice cooker.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Is about to go off, so if it starts beeping,
ignore it.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Rice cooker. I have this like bug bite there. It
is good ship, all right. Maybe I'll sit in the
morning tomorrow and think of ideas for us. You know,
I was.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I was where was I driving?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I was driving to target earlier today and I kind
of just got back and I was like, shit, we
don't have anything to talk about.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
But I don't figure it out so well.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
At least it's filmed, so that's better than not being seriously, Yeah, maybe,
well the cat like staking up at like six in
the morning to eat it, Like me, how was it up?
So I think tomorrow out and then ideas I'll put
them in the notes.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Maybe if i'm you know, actually, I know, when I'm
sitting on my couch later tonight and absolutely doing nothing,
I'll try to do the same person. I thought it
was only like four there not even I'm pretty sure
this is a gray hair I just pulled out it
is like thick, thick coming in thick. Yeah, it is
a gray hairs not this though, O what the grays?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
That's gross? I have so many, it's actually so bad.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's okay, good thing you do hair right up?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, seriously, Okay, you wanted anything else.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
No other than I have to pay.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
But we'll talk to you guys next week with ideas.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'm gonna go pee myself now.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna order some food.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Let me know what you end up getting.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Where I'm gonna sit there, order food super quick, and
I'm going to get in the sharks. I need to
dry my hair.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I need to wash my hair too, but I
probably won't be doing that, so at least one of
us is yay, yeay, all right, Well, Austin luego later.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's tired, jup the blad ju jumping to the floading.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What really, what's what's around?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What's around