Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning

Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning

Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & Jeff

Episodes

May 30, 2025 120 mins
TGIF...We pondered to start the show, what would you consider the show Dinosaurs? A puppet show? An animatronic show? Let the torture begin...On a flight to Disney the flight attendants allowed a young girl to continuously sing Disney songs over the intercom...An Uber driver who drives in Waikiki Beach was having a breakdown because the people that she picked up were talking about all of the money they have...A man robbed a pet sto...
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Take a ride on this Winnebago as we head down the winding road that is Kathy Bates love scenes...Terry Bradshaw took some shots at Aaron Rogers saying he needs to stay in California and eat bark, and every time he is in his presence he feels like it is going to snow...A woman was arrested for felony child abuse after she hit her kid on the plane...The kid called her fat, Miss Piggy, and told her she couldn't fit in the plane seat.....
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Let's get things going with a strum of the guitar this morning fresh off of Memorial Day...Damon Feldman who is the owner of celebrity boxing has offered Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick's ex a chance to fight...Mind you his ex is mee-maw...Joey Chestnut has broken another world record for eating the most popcorn...We surmise that the popcorn is from Ames or Jamesway...The TSA loved one woman's Croatian accent...The problem was tha...
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Rizzo aka the Silly Friday Follie guy is ready for a Frankfurter or two as we get ready for Memorial Day Weekend...Let's get this show going on this Friday with Opening Audio...Why is Tom Cruise hopping on pop? Theodor Geisel sucks...AKA Dr. Suess...Tom Cruise read Dr. Suess books to kids at the School of Scientology...A teacher was arrested after he dropped a bag of cocaine in school...They also found more cocaine in his car...Are...
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Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is being hailed as a hero for saving his o...
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He "Wendt" too soon...Good one Rizzo...You've now worked that joke for two days...Let's get this foggy Wednesday morning going...Should we call each other as men a little more to just say goodnight and I love you...The second kind of love is the love of a parent...We hear from Tom Cruise about what an ideal Father's Day would look like for him...He didn't even mention his kids...Katy Perry is not happy with a fan at her concert...S...
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Well, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting smurfed is when you dress up like a smurf...The world record was broken for the most smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain smurfs? A delivery driver was stopped at the tarm...
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May 19, 2025 102 mins
Is the boss playing silly tricks on Rizzo to get things going on a Monday? Wiggle that headphone cord and let's get going...It's Opening Audio time...3 national guardsmen are in trouble after they landed a helicopter on someone's land in Montana and stole elk antlers...Why? A man is suing Whataburger after they put onions on his burger...He's looking for $1 million because he had to go to the hospital...He also has a lawsuit with S...
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There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place...A bat dog took a number two behind...
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Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams...Their faucets are pumping out pink...
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Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK...A Houston Astros pitcher's family h...
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WE SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE!! Let's get going on this rainy wet Monday...Opening Audio time!! The Pope's brother has been chatting away about many topics...He's a real Roger Clinton...He did let us know that his brother is a White Sox fan...The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court naked...If he played his cards right he could have had Mr. Bing...We have bad rubber ducky ...
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We have a new Pontiff...Da Bears...To start your day off so we can get it out of the way on Opening Audio we need to play a sound for you...It's the sound of a man whose junk was bitten by a snake while he was sitting on a log...A mother said leave me the hell alone on Mother's Day...Forget brunch...She finds it to be a punishment...Our new Pope is an American! Sebastian Maniscalco actually said something funny for once when it com...
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Should Jeff go bald? What is with the nudity? Just some of the questions we have to get answered this morning...It all starts with the good ole' Opening Audio...What a follie to start things this morning...A man was arrested for what was claimed to be an attempted kidnapping at a Walmart...He spent 47 days in jail...He got out on bond after a video surfaced that didn't look like what they claim...A man crashed into a restaurant he ...
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Kangaroos, meth and bears...OH MY!! Let's get Wednesday going with Opening Audio...First we talked to Ed...Sorry we missed nip chat Ed...Now to roo chat...A kangaroo was on the loose in Florida and people thought it was fresh out of the movie Kangaroo Jack...That was a prime Anthony Anderson flick...Speaking about an Anthony Anderson fan...A woman was pulled over for a warrant and she has a pet raccoon...The issue was that she had ...
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Well butter our muffins...The show explanation sounded insane today as we got things going...Busey...Nudity on a plane...Wanda Sykes...So much coming...Let's get to Opening Audio...Our favorite Florida Sheriff told a story about a couple of burglars who were caught when the police went woof woof...Hulk Hogan weighed on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...Hogan said they only need 99 men and 1 Hulk Hogan...A rapper tried to make a sex...
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Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all about science...A real life hamburglar...
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When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit of an airplane when she was tackle...
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Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodles. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem was that they were in his boots...A...
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April 30, 2025 101 mins
We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got sexy...The Birthday Suit Bandit was...
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