December 1, 2025 • 21 mins
A new erotic romance audiobook for the holiday season!
Newlyweds shouldn't be too tired for sex, but Gretchen and Corey are stuck in a passionless rut of work, TV, and routine. When Corey chooses an NBA game over an intimate night, Gretchen realizes their marriage needs a serious intervention. Inspired by her uninhibited best friend and a holiday billboard, she hatches a daring plan: twelve days of Christmas, twelve secret fantasies fulfilled, and one mission to make sex a passionate and romantic habit again.
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The Five Year Kiss
Newlyweds shouldn't be too tired for sex, but Gretchen and Corey are stuck in a passionless rut of work, TV, and routine. When Corey chooses an NBA game over an intimate night, Gretchen realizes their marriage needs a serious intervention. Inspired by her uninhibited best friend and a holiday billboard, she hatches a daring plan: twelve days of Christmas, twelve secret fantasies fulfilled, and one mission to make sex a passionate and romantic habit again.
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The Five Year Kiss
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, my love lies.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm Roxy Callahan and welcome to My Erotic Whispers, where
we embrace the sexual connections that bring us women joy
and pleasure. Each week I bring you a short erotic
romance audiobook. This week is special, however, it's the beginning
of the Twelve Days of Christmas, a month long series
(00:24):
of episodes from My Passion for the holiday's audio book.
Starting with this episode, I'll be presenting new Days full
of Sexual Joy every Monday, Wednesday and Friday until Christmas.
Twelve Days of Pleasure for the twelve Days of Christmas.
Now that's a present that every woman wants to unwrap.
(00:47):
As these are all part of a longer story. I
won't be doing any introductions after this, so you can
immerse yourself back in the story. The wonderful voice talents
for this entire month are Mara, Josh and Ella. Thanks guys,
May you have the most joyful and pleasurable holiday season.
(01:08):
And don't forget this podcast is intended for adult listeners.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I didn't know how the passion had slowly disappeared in
my marriage, but it had, and I was sad and
embarrassed and scared. Corey and I were twenty four. The
shit wasn't supposed to happen to people our age. Old
people crawl into bed too tired to fuck, not newlyweds.
Yet here we were. I was desperate enough that I
(01:40):
did something that I swore I would never do. I
talked to my best friend Dara about my sex life.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's not that I.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Was a prude, It's just that I felt it was
kind of creepy to talk about intimate things like sex
to friends. Of course, Dara was perfectly fine with talking
about sex. In fact, she would cashley talk about her
sex life in terms that would make a porn star blush.
In some ways, I was jealous of Dara's openness, but
(02:08):
in other ways it made me nervous for her relationship.
Did she and Rick not have any intimate secrets? Her
response when I broached the subject was classic.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dara grudgen, Are you telling me you and Corey haven't
fucked in three weeks?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I quickly looked around the cafe, but we were the
only two in the entire room near the back. Everyone
else was out in the courtyard taking advantage of the
gorgeous fall weather.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I took a sip from my tea and nodded my head.
That's kind of insane, she shook her head. You two
are really hot. Hell, I'd fuck both of you, She.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lit out a loud laugh. Jesus, Dara, you're not helping.
I gave her a pleading look. Dara had really curly
red hair and sharp eyebrows, which most guys seem to
really love, but she also wore a ton of patually
and crazy combinations of Paisley's sun dresses and other hippie
chick outfits. Free spirit was a phrase pretty much invented
(03:10):
for girls like Dara.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So like, does he say no when you go down
on him?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She also had no filter. Okay, this isn't working. I
made to stand up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Dora held out her hands.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll be good. This is just kind of crazy. You know, really,
you two are gorgeous and young and really fit. You
two are like the kind of couple that people picture
in porn films.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
God if only I sat down and pushed my dark
hair behind my ears.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I think it's work. I mean, him being a doctor and.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me being a lawyer looks really good on paper, and
sure we have nice cars, but well, when the day
is over, the day is really.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Over, so you're too exhausted for sex.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My head slowly, trying to deny the reality to myself.
Dara frowned at my agreement. Nice try, I don't believe
that shit for a second. I stopped my mug as
it was halfway to my mouth and stared at Dara.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
It makes perfect sense?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, you two are young. You work a lot, sure,
but you don't work that much. You've either prioritized other
bullshit or something else is distracting you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You think the issue is distractions. Dara leaned forward and
held out a hand. I took it and gave her
a half smile.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Gretchen, I love you and Corey. You guys are wonderful.
The only way you two are miserable in bed is
if you are not focusing on the bed. She squeezed
my hand in a manner of speaking. I nodded, what
kind of distractions?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Though?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I had an idea, but I wanted to hear Dara's thoughts.
The truth was that I wasn't I quite sure I
agreed with her. I was pretty damn tired by the
time the night ended, and I still found Corey incredibly
handsome and sexy.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
How could it be something as simple as a distraction?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, what time you guys get home? It's like eight,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's a seven am start and then home by seven
or eight. So yeah, something like that. As I spoke
the words, I started the grasp where Dara was going.
That was a twelve hour work day, but it wasn't
the whole day.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fuck glad I'm not a lawyer or doctor. Those hours
suck anyway. What do you do when you get home?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Look?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know where you're going with this, and I don't
necessarily disagree with you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I like you explaining to me how I'm right?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I laughed.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well, we eat dinner and Corey plays video games or
we watch TV. We kind of just hang out. Sometimes
we'll go out to a movie or a dinner or
something else, and sometimes we do some work, but we
try to keep that away from home.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, there's your solution, less TV and more fucking Tire
popped a French fry in her mouth and smiled. I sighed, Yeah,
I guess they see how we could have gotten to
this point. Sex was something that we looked forward to
for when we were finally alone, but that's not the
case anymore. I mean, we used to be at dinner
with family and whisper about how we couldn't wait to
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be home alone and naked. Now it's something we kind
of save for an intimate time leader in the night,
and that time just disappeared. Well, what are your plans
for tonight?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
After dinner, I pursed my lips, trying to think if
we had anything planned for Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Darth through a French fry at me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If you don't answer, fucking, I'm going to be very angry,
I laughed.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Fine, I have plans to fuck my husband tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Good girl.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It didn't exactly turn out that way, and that's when
I realized things were perhaps worse than I thought. We
decided on a relaxing night at home, which was perfect
from my plans. After a nice dinner at the table,
some Italian takeouts, some wine, and nice conversation, I put
the dishes in the sink while Corey went to the
living room and turned the TV on. I didn't have
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much of a plan. I figured I'd just come on
to him, and with a whole Saturday night alone, we
could have some fun, and not just QUICKI fun. I
was thinking of multiple positions and lots of teasing, that
kind of thing. I walked over, sat down next to
Cory as he was switching through some channels, and turned
to face him as he watched the TV. I laid
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my head on his shoulder and crusted his chest with
my hand. I was thinking, we skipped TV tonight. I
lowered my hand and slid it between his legs. He
was wearing jeans, but I could tell that he got
the message as I ran my fingers across his crunch
and could feel him getting hard.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I think I know what you have in mind.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
He kissed the top of my head as he put
the remote control down. Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I lifted my head and looked at his face. I
couldn't help but smile. Corey had this cute, confused yet
turned on look on his face. I think I need
to send a stronger message. I sat up, reached down
and unbuttoned the top of his jeans. I unzipped his
pants with my left hand and slid my hand inside them.
(08:18):
His cock was straining against his underwear.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Oh, I like where this is going?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Are you sure? I just don't think I'm making my
intentions clear enough. I slid my fingers along his hard
abs and under his underwear. It was a little tight
as he was still in his pants, but I wrapped
my fingers around his cock and squeezed. I gave it
a few strokes. Corey didn't even answer. He reached down
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and shoved his pants and underwear down off his hips.
As his cock sprang free, I stroked its full length,
pausing every so often to rub my thumb around the tip.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Oh he had that feels so good.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Corey tossed his head back as I slowly stroked him.
I leaned forward and whispered in his ear, there's more.
I kissed him on the cheek, then the lips, and
started to slide down his body to give him a blowjob.
But to my shock, he grabbed my shoulder. I looked
up at him, not quite sure what was going on.
(09:16):
Corey loved blowjobs.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
You know what I want?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh this is good. I get to fulfill one of
his fancies. I shook my head. I sure, hope what
he told me was something crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I want you to ride me right now, just fuck
me until we both come.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I was turned on, but the moment he asked me
to ride him, I got really wet. Yes, this is
exactly what I was hoping for. Raw passion, no foreplay necessary,
just two people who love each other, racing to the
raw animal desire that they share. I stood up and
did a little stripped ease. I un buttoned my own
(09:53):
jeans and shimmeied out of them. I then slipped my
hands under my panties and slowly slid them down. I
watched as Corey just stared at my body as I unclothed.
It's such an incredible turn on when a man just
can't wait to see you naked. My panties dropped in
my ankles and I slid my hand between my legs.
I was plenty wet, but I masturbated for a bit,
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one because I knew it would turn Corey on, but
the second was to make sure I was good and
wet all over because I was about to jump my
husband and fuck him silly. As if confirming my instincts,
Corey whispered, God, you are so hot.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I took a.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Step and straddled Corey's legs with my knees on the couch.
I leaned forward and kissed him on the lips as
I slid my pussy against his cock. He was a
rock hard and I love the feeling of sliding a
shaft up and down between my pussy lips, with my
clit getting hotter and hotter with each movement. Reaching down,
I took Corey's cock in my hand and pressed it
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up between my pussy lips. I pushed down and I
gasped as he slid inside me. The friction extra hot
as I lowered my hips and forced him inside me. God,
your cock feels so good inside me. I gave a
slight thrust, pressing him as deep as he could go.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Ride me, babe, fucking ride me.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It was all the encouragement I needed. I put my
hands on his chest as I rocked my hips back
and forth. He reached his hands up under my T
shirt and cresst my nipples as I round his cock
against my clit and deep into my pussy. It was
amazing as I controlled everything, going fast and then slow, deep,
and then shallow. It wasn't long before I hit a
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rhythm that was building me quickly to orgasm. I ground
my hips back and forth as Corey's cock got me
hotter and hotter.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I leaned forward a bit, and that did it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
His cock was just close enough to my clit to
have me feeling the pleasures start to spread from my clip,
to my pussy to.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
My whole body.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh oh, I'm coming, I groaned as I thrust back
and forth with my hip.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Cory's fingertips creussed and squeezed my nipples. As the orgasm hit,
I pushed out hard and held his cock against the
top of my pussy, my muscles tensing and relaxing. My
legs twitched, and I had to grab Corey's hands and
pulled him away from my tits. And so I was
suffering from pleasure overload. Oh my god, that felt so good.
(12:22):
I fell into Corey's arms. He crushed my back and
ran his fingers through my hair.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I love you, babe.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He kissed my head. It suddenly hit me that Corey
may not have come. I lifted my hips and his
cocks slid out. He definitely didn't come. Corey shoots out
a decent amount of cumb and I was not messy
at all. I rolled over and sat next to him.
I ran my hand along his leg and then between
his legs again your turn. I took his cock in
(12:52):
my hand. I moved down to suck him, but to
my utter shock, he grabbed my shoulder and once again
pulled me away.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Tonight was a treat for you, he kissed me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
As I looked up at him. Okay, he reached down
and pulled up his underwearing pants. I just stared at
him as he zipped up his pants and buttoned them.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
He was looking at the TV, which he had never
turned off. I looked at it and saw some basketball players. Wait,
are you telling me that you're more interested in watching
a basketball game than coming inside me or on me
or in my mouth? You know, most guys would kill
for that. I could feel the anger building inside me,
but also a deep sadness.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
No, not really, I stared at him.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I really love that you're amazing and watching you come
that's like my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
He looked frustrated, even as he had one eye on
the TV.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Isn't that good enough?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Did you ever think that maybe me watching you come
is one of my favorite things ever?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Too? Corey looked confused.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Oh uh no, not really. I didn't think it would matter.
We both had a really nice time, and now the
basketball game is starting.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He smiled and what I'm sure he thought was an
engaging smile.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
It's win win, right, That was it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I stood up and pulled up my panties and pants.
I wanted to cry, but I was damned if I
was going to cry in front of the guy who
would rather watch basketball than make love to me. For hours,
and as I thought about it, and even more depressing
thought filled my head, Corey had stopped the blowjob and
asked me to ride him, not because he was into it,
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but because he knew it would get him to his
basketball game quicker. When I got to our bedroom, I
crawled into bed and did cry. Our marriage was broken.
I knew that I wanted sex to be an important
part of it. Hell, my fucking get I'm married if
you don't have sex. That was the entire reason I
had talked to Dara. But Corey clearly didn't feel the
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same way. I had offered to suck his cock, and
he was more interested in a basketball game. It couldn't
get much worse than that. I collapsed on Dara's big
couch and tossed my head back.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with us?
Dara brought me a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
As I outlined what had happened the night before, she
was quiet, so I looked over at her. She had
a stunned look on her face.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Let me get this straight. You offer to go down
on Corey after not having had sex for really three months,
and he said no.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I nodded. He was more interested in the basketball game.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You with your brown hair, dark eyes, sharp cheekbones, and
a body that every guy I know wants to fuck you.
He turned you down. Well, he didn't turn me down.
He just asked me to fuck on top instead of
giving him a blowjob. I thought he was being generous
by letting me get off on top of him before
we got into some more fun.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I stopped, shocked at how I was talking. This was
how Dara talked, not me.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I glanced at her, but her face was of concern,
not like she was enjoying the reality show in my life.
I cleared my throat. Honestly, I'm thinking he thought I'd
come faster if I was on top, which would let
him get to his NBA game.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Quicker, Holy shit, that's fucked up. I nervously shoved my
hair behind my ears. I don't know what to do, Dara.
I don't think he finds me attractive anymore. Dara shook
her head and waved a.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Finger at me.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Don't think that way. Are you kidding? This is something else?
Let me think.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
She tapped her chin like some kind of college student
laboring over a math problem. After a few nods of
her head, she.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Said, yeah, this may not be as bad as it sounds.
Three weeks is a long time.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
She looked at me.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I think he just fell out of the sex habit,
sex habit, What the hell is that? I think he's
gotten so used to not having sex that he doesn't
realize how awesome it can be, or that your sex
has been so ordinary that it's not special anymore, or
at least not as special as an NBA game.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
My eyes went wide, and Dara held up her hands.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hey, I could be wrong, and I don't mean to
insult you. It's a two way thing, you know, I nodded.
Is sex kind of ordinary for you both? I really
thought hard about it, and I had to admit it was.
For almost a year, it had been missionary and doggy style.
Of course, there were blowjobs, and Corey liked to go
(17:44):
down on me, but those were all kind of quick
and not about losing ourselves into the sensation for as
long as possible. I couldn't remember the last time Corey
made me shudder by doing something unexpected with his tongue.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Oh, I think you're right. Just don't have time for
much more. So it's kind of quick in ordinary.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There you go with the time again, It's not a
matter of time, it's a matter of priorities. Shit, Gretchen,
Corey prioritized a basketball game over sex. You have to
admit that you've been guilty of that too, just not
as obvious or assholeish.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I laughed.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't be so jerky as that, But I
get your point. I mean, I don't think he was
trying to be an asshole. I think he was probably
trying to be subtle. But you know, guys in subtle
don't really exist in the same universe. And Tara laughed.
We both definitely deprioritize the passion in our relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, there you go. I think you need to do
two things. First of all, turn sex back into a habit,
have sex like every day for two weeks in a row,
every single day. And secondly, you need to make it
exciting and new again. Find something that will drive Corey crazy,
do something new, let him tie you up, or you
can dress in a maid's outfit, or have him fuck
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you in he ass Tara. She smiled and shrugged. Don't
knock it.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I held up my hand. Okay, we're already in the
middle of TMI land. I don't need a guided tour.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You know, anal sex is actually better if you have
another cock in your pussy.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
At the same time, Tara grinned as I shook my head.
That said she had given me good advice. I had
to be more provocative to draw Corey's passion back out,
and we had to have sex more often. That sounded
easy in theory, but I wasn't quite sure how to
make it work. It was after I said goodbye to
Dara and drove home that it hit me. There was
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a billboard on the way home that said, get her
something special on each of the twelve days of Christmas.
It was a billboard for a department store, but it
inspired something much more provocative in me. What if I
fulfilled Corey's twelve biggest fantasies on the twelve days leading
up to Christmas, saving the biggest one for Christmas day
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that would be an amazing Christmas present while also being
the kind of lengthy run that would get us back
into the habit of thinking about sex first in TV
or video game.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Second.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
It was December one. Oh yeah, I could fit twelve
days of Christmas between now and the twenty fifth, with
plenty of time to make it stress free and recover.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Thanks so much for listening to my podcast. I'm Roxy
Callahan and my Erotic Whispers are brought to you by
tenth Muse Studio.
Hello, my love lies.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm Roxy Callahan and welcome to My Erotic Whispers, where
we embrace the sexual connections that bring us women joy
and pleasure. Each week I bring you a short erotic
romance audiobook. This week is special, however, it's the beginning
of the Twelve Days of Christmas, a month long series
(00:24):
of episodes from My Passion for the holiday's audio book.
Starting with this episode, I'll be presenting new Days full
of Sexual Joy every Monday, Wednesday and Friday until Christmas.
Twelve Days of Pleasure for the twelve Days of Christmas.
Now that's a present that every woman wants to unwrap.
(00:47):
As these are all part of a longer story. I
won't be doing any introductions after this, so you can
immerse yourself back in the story. The wonderful voice talents
for this entire month are Mara, Josh and Ella. Thanks guys,
May you have the most joyful and pleasurable holiday season.
(01:08):
And don't forget this podcast is intended for adult listeners.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I didn't know how the passion had slowly disappeared in
my marriage, but it had, and I was sad and
embarrassed and scared. Corey and I were twenty four. The
shit wasn't supposed to happen to people our age. Old
people crawl into bed too tired to fuck, not newlyweds.
Yet here we were. I was desperate enough that I
(01:40):
did something that I swore I would never do. I
talked to my best friend Dara about my sex life.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's not that I.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Was a prude, It's just that I felt it was
kind of creepy to talk about intimate things like sex
to friends. Of course, Dara was perfectly fine with talking
about sex. In fact, she would cashley talk about her
sex life in terms that would make a porn star blush.
In some ways, I was jealous of Dara's openness, but
(02:08):
in other ways it made me nervous for her relationship.
Did she and Rick not have any intimate secrets? Her
response when I broached the subject was classic.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Dara grudgen, Are you telling me you and Corey haven't
fucked in three weeks?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I quickly looked around the cafe, but we were the
only two in the entire room near the back. Everyone
else was out in the courtyard taking advantage of the
gorgeous fall weather.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I took a sip from my tea and nodded my head.
That's kind of insane, she shook her head. You two
are really hot. Hell, I'd fuck both of you, She.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lit out a loud laugh. Jesus, Dara, you're not helping.
I gave her a pleading look. Dara had really curly
red hair and sharp eyebrows, which most guys seem to
really love, but she also wore a ton of patually
and crazy combinations of Paisley's sun dresses and other hippie
chick outfits. Free spirit was a phrase pretty much invented
(03:10):
for girls like Dara.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So like, does he say no when you go down
on him?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She also had no filter. Okay, this isn't working. I
made to stand up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Dora held out her hands.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll be good. This is just kind of crazy. You know, really,
you two are gorgeous and young and really fit. You
two are like the kind of couple that people picture
in porn films.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
God if only I sat down and pushed my dark
hair behind my ears.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I think it's work. I mean, him being a doctor and.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me being a lawyer looks really good on paper, and
sure we have nice cars, but well, when the day
is over, the day is really.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Over, so you're too exhausted for sex.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My head slowly, trying to deny the reality to myself.
Dara frowned at my agreement. Nice try, I don't believe
that shit for a second. I stopped my mug as
it was halfway to my mouth and stared at Dara.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
It makes perfect sense?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, you two are young. You work a lot, sure,
but you don't work that much. You've either prioritized other
bullshit or something else is distracting you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You think the issue is distractions. Dara leaned forward and
held out a hand. I took it and gave her
a half smile.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Gretchen, I love you and Corey. You guys are wonderful.
The only way you two are miserable in bed is
if you are not focusing on the bed. She squeezed
my hand in a manner of speaking. I nodded, what
kind of distractions?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Though?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I had an idea, but I wanted to hear Dara's thoughts.
The truth was that I wasn't I quite sure I
agreed with her. I was pretty damn tired by the
time the night ended, and I still found Corey incredibly
handsome and sexy.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
How could it be something as simple as a distraction?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, what time you guys get home? It's like eight,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's a seven am start and then home by seven
or eight. So yeah, something like that. As I spoke
the words, I started the grasp where Dara was going.
That was a twelve hour work day, but it wasn't
the whole day.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fuck glad I'm not a lawyer or doctor. Those hours
suck anyway. What do you do when you get home?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Look?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know where you're going with this, and I don't
necessarily disagree with you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I like you explaining to me how I'm right?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I laughed.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well, we eat dinner and Corey plays video games or
we watch TV. We kind of just hang out. Sometimes
we'll go out to a movie or a dinner or
something else, and sometimes we do some work, but we
try to keep that away from home.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, there's your solution, less TV and more fucking Tire
popped a French fry in her mouth and smiled. I sighed, Yeah,
I guess they see how we could have gotten to
this point. Sex was something that we looked forward to
for when we were finally alone, but that's not the
case anymore. I mean, we used to be at dinner
with family and whisper about how we couldn't wait to
(06:22):
be home alone and naked. Now it's something we kind
of save for an intimate time leader in the night,
and that time just disappeared. Well, what are your plans
for tonight?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
After dinner, I pursed my lips, trying to think if
we had anything planned for Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Darth through a French fry at me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If you don't answer, fucking, I'm going to be very angry,
I laughed.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Fine, I have plans to fuck my husband tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Good girl.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It didn't exactly turn out that way, and that's when
I realized things were perhaps worse than I thought. We
decided on a relaxing night at home, which was perfect
from my plans. After a nice dinner at the table,
some Italian takeouts, some wine, and nice conversation, I put
the dishes in the sink while Corey went to the
living room and turned the TV on. I didn't have
(07:11):
much of a plan. I figured I'd just come on
to him, and with a whole Saturday night alone, we
could have some fun, and not just QUICKI fun. I
was thinking of multiple positions and lots of teasing, that
kind of thing. I walked over, sat down next to
Cory as he was switching through some channels, and turned
to face him as he watched the TV. I laid
(07:33):
my head on his shoulder and crusted his chest with
my hand. I was thinking, we skipped TV tonight. I
lowered my hand and slid it between his legs. He
was wearing jeans, but I could tell that he got
the message as I ran my fingers across his crunch
and could feel him getting hard.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I think I know what you have in mind.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
He kissed the top of my head as he put
the remote control down. Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I lifted my head and looked at his face. I
couldn't help but smile. Corey had this cute, confused yet
turned on look on his face. I think I need
to send a stronger message. I sat up, reached down
and unbuttoned the top of his jeans. I unzipped his
pants with my left hand and slid my hand inside them.
(08:18):
His cock was straining against his underwear.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Oh, I like where this is going?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Are you sure? I just don't think I'm making my
intentions clear enough. I slid my fingers along his hard
abs and under his underwear. It was a little tight
as he was still in his pants, but I wrapped
my fingers around his cock and squeezed. I gave it
a few strokes. Corey didn't even answer. He reached down
(08:44):
and shoved his pants and underwear down off his hips.
As his cock sprang free, I stroked its full length,
pausing every so often to rub my thumb around the tip.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Oh he had that feels so good.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Corey tossed his head back as I slowly stroked him.
I leaned forward and whispered in his ear, there's more.
I kissed him on the cheek, then the lips, and
started to slide down his body to give him a blowjob.
But to my shock, he grabbed my shoulder. I looked
up at him, not quite sure what was going on.
(09:16):
Corey loved blowjobs.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
You know what I want?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh this is good. I get to fulfill one of
his fancies. I shook my head. I sure, hope what
he told me was something crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I want you to ride me right now, just fuck
me until we both come.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I was turned on, but the moment he asked me
to ride him, I got really wet. Yes, this is
exactly what I was hoping for. Raw passion, no foreplay necessary,
just two people who love each other, racing to the
raw animal desire that they share. I stood up and
did a little stripped ease. I un buttoned my own
(09:53):
jeans and shimmeied out of them. I then slipped my
hands under my panties and slowly slid them down. I
watched as Corey just stared at my body as I unclothed.
It's such an incredible turn on when a man just
can't wait to see you naked. My panties dropped in
my ankles and I slid my hand between my legs.
I was plenty wet, but I masturbated for a bit,
(10:17):
one because I knew it would turn Corey on, but
the second was to make sure I was good and
wet all over because I was about to jump my
husband and fuck him silly. As if confirming my instincts,
Corey whispered, God, you are so hot.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I took a.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Step and straddled Corey's legs with my knees on the couch.
I leaned forward and kissed him on the lips as
I slid my pussy against his cock. He was a
rock hard and I love the feeling of sliding a
shaft up and down between my pussy lips, with my
clit getting hotter and hotter with each movement. Reaching down,
I took Corey's cock in my hand and pressed it
(10:54):
up between my pussy lips. I pushed down and I
gasped as he slid inside me. The friction extra hot
as I lowered my hips and forced him inside me. God,
your cock feels so good inside me. I gave a
slight thrust, pressing him as deep as he could go.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Ride me, babe, fucking ride me.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It was all the encouragement I needed. I put my
hands on his chest as I rocked my hips back
and forth. He reached his hands up under my T
shirt and cresst my nipples as I round his cock
against my clit and deep into my pussy. It was
amazing as I controlled everything, going fast and then slow, deep,
and then shallow. It wasn't long before I hit a
(11:36):
rhythm that was building me quickly to orgasm. I ground
my hips back and forth as Corey's cock got me
hotter and hotter.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I leaned forward a bit, and that did it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
His cock was just close enough to my clit to
have me feeling the pleasures start to spread from my clip,
to my pussy to.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
My whole body.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh oh, I'm coming, I groaned as I thrust back
and forth with my hip.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Cory's fingertips creussed and squeezed my nipples. As the orgasm hit,
I pushed out hard and held his cock against the
top of my pussy, my muscles tensing and relaxing. My
legs twitched, and I had to grab Corey's hands and
pulled him away from my tits. And so I was
suffering from pleasure overload. Oh my god, that felt so good.
(12:22):
I fell into Corey's arms. He crushed my back and
ran his fingers through my hair.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I love you, babe.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He kissed my head. It suddenly hit me that Corey
may not have come. I lifted my hips and his
cocks slid out. He definitely didn't come. Corey shoots out
a decent amount of cumb and I was not messy
at all. I rolled over and sat next to him.
I ran my hand along his leg and then between
his legs again your turn. I took his cock in
(12:52):
my hand. I moved down to suck him, but to
my utter shock, he grabbed my shoulder and once again
pulled me away.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Tonight was a treat for you, he kissed me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
As I looked up at him. Okay, he reached down
and pulled up his underwearing pants. I just stared at
him as he zipped up his pants and buttoned them.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
He was looking at the TV, which he had never
turned off. I looked at it and saw some basketball players. Wait,
are you telling me that you're more interested in watching
a basketball game than coming inside me or on me
or in my mouth? You know, most guys would kill
for that. I could feel the anger building inside me,
but also a deep sadness.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
No, not really, I stared at him.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I really love that you're amazing and watching you come
that's like my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
He looked frustrated, even as he had one eye on
the TV.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Isn't that good enough?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Did you ever think that maybe me watching you come
is one of my favorite things ever?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Too? Corey looked confused.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Oh uh no, not really. I didn't think it would matter.
We both had a really nice time, and now the
basketball game is starting.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He smiled and what I'm sure he thought was an
engaging smile.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
It's win win, right, That was it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I stood up and pulled up my panties and pants.
I wanted to cry, but I was damned if I
was going to cry in front of the guy who
would rather watch basketball than make love to me. For hours,
and as I thought about it, and even more depressing
thought filled my head, Corey had stopped the blowjob and
asked me to ride him, not because he was into it,
(14:45):
but because he knew it would get him to his
basketball game quicker. When I got to our bedroom, I
crawled into bed and did cry. Our marriage was broken.
I knew that I wanted sex to be an important
part of it. Hell, my fucking get I'm married if
you don't have sex. That was the entire reason I
had talked to Dara. But Corey clearly didn't feel the
(15:06):
same way. I had offered to suck his cock, and
he was more interested in a basketball game. It couldn't
get much worse than that. I collapsed on Dara's big
couch and tossed my head back.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with us?
Dara brought me a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
As I outlined what had happened the night before, she
was quiet, so I looked over at her. She had
a stunned look on her face.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Let me get this straight. You offer to go down
on Corey after not having had sex for really three months,
and he said no.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I nodded. He was more interested in the basketball game.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You with your brown hair, dark eyes, sharp cheekbones, and
a body that every guy I know wants to fuck you.
He turned you down. Well, he didn't turn me down.
He just asked me to fuck on top instead of
giving him a blowjob. I thought he was being generous
by letting me get off on top of him before
we got into some more fun.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I stopped, shocked at how I was talking. This was
how Dara talked, not me.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I glanced at her, but her face was of concern,
not like she was enjoying the reality show in my life.
I cleared my throat. Honestly, I'm thinking he thought I'd
come faster if I was on top, which would let
him get to his NBA game.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Quicker, Holy shit, that's fucked up. I nervously shoved my
hair behind my ears. I don't know what to do, Dara.
I don't think he finds me attractive anymore. Dara shook
her head and waved a.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Finger at me.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Don't think that way. Are you kidding? This is something else?
Let me think.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
She tapped her chin like some kind of college student
laboring over a math problem. After a few nods of
her head, she.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Said, yeah, this may not be as bad as it sounds.
Three weeks is a long time.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
She looked at me.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I think he just fell out of the sex habit,
sex habit, What the hell is that? I think he's
gotten so used to not having sex that he doesn't
realize how awesome it can be, or that your sex
has been so ordinary that it's not special anymore, or
at least not as special as an NBA game.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
My eyes went wide, and Dara held up her hands.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hey, I could be wrong, and I don't mean to
insult you. It's a two way thing, you know, I nodded.
Is sex kind of ordinary for you both? I really
thought hard about it, and I had to admit it was.
For almost a year, it had been missionary and doggy style.
Of course, there were blowjobs, and Corey liked to go
(17:44):
down on me, but those were all kind of quick
and not about losing ourselves into the sensation for as
long as possible. I couldn't remember the last time Corey
made me shudder by doing something unexpected with his tongue.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Oh, I think you're right. Just don't have time for
much more. So it's kind of quick in ordinary.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There you go with the time again, It's not a
matter of time, it's a matter of priorities. Shit, Gretchen,
Corey prioritized a basketball game over sex. You have to
admit that you've been guilty of that too, just not
as obvious or assholeish.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I laughed.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't be so jerky as that, But I
get your point. I mean, I don't think he was
trying to be an asshole. I think he was probably
trying to be subtle. But you know, guys in subtle
don't really exist in the same universe. And Tara laughed.
We both definitely deprioritize the passion in our relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, there you go. I think you need to do
two things. First of all, turn sex back into a habit,
have sex like every day for two weeks in a row,
every single day. And secondly, you need to make it
exciting and new again. Find something that will drive Corey crazy,
do something new, let him tie you up, or you
can dress in a maid's outfit, or have him fuck
(19:05):
you in he ass Tara. She smiled and shrugged. Don't
knock it.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I held up my hand. Okay, we're already in the
middle of TMI land. I don't need a guided tour.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You know, anal sex is actually better if you have
another cock in your pussy.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
At the same time, Tara grinned as I shook my head.
That said she had given me good advice. I had
to be more provocative to draw Corey's passion back out,
and we had to have sex more often. That sounded
easy in theory, but I wasn't quite sure how to
make it work. It was after I said goodbye to
Dara and drove home that it hit me. There was
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a billboard on the way home that said, get her
something special on each of the twelve days of Christmas.
It was a billboard for a department store, but it
inspired something much more provocative in me. What if I
fulfilled Corey's twelve biggest fantasies on the twelve days leading
up to Christmas, saving the biggest one for Christmas day
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that would be an amazing Christmas present while also being
the kind of lengthy run that would get us back
into the habit of thinking about sex first in TV
or video game.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Second.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
It was December one. Oh yeah, I could fit twelve
days of Christmas between now and the twenty fifth, with
plenty of time to make it stress free and recover.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Thanks so much for listening to my podcast. I'm Roxy
Callahan and my Erotic Whispers are brought to you by
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