EP5: First Dates

Today's episode talks about some of King & Jasmine's experiences on first dates, as well as rate some suggestions given to them.

Episode Transcript

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Right at it. So this fetishalphabet challenge. Mm hmm, it's on
TikTok. I got banned off atyou did get banned off a TikTok,
So you're you're the first of usto do that. There you go.

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Sucks. TikTok is still fucking withme because I'll be cooking that ship.
Oh yeah, it's all wholesome.I thought my shop was wholesome too.
Anyways, what is this challenge?I've been I've been kicked off of Facebook,
Instagram, urff, was kicked offon Twitter, so yeah, pretty

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much I'm kicked I was kicked offof all those in YouTube. Oh yeah,
YouTube, YouTube YouTube. Um.Tumbler sent something the nerve fucking how
did they come back from the deadto haunt me? Tumbler ain't even then
nobody going tumbling on. Tumbler sentme an email last week saying, yeah,
I'm like, no, how aboutyou clean up your ship, Tumbler,

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how about you realize that nobody cameto your ship for stuff down?
Yeah, basically artistic porn. Ohis that your a? Oh yeah,
oh this challenge? This is howwe gotta go a to z you know,
Bukki cuckolding. Uh, I gotanother thing. You gotta go to

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domination? Edge play? Oh whyI get stumped all early? That's all
right? Did your game? Mybrain just went completely fucking blank. You're
on f Oh there we go.I still don't know yo got one for

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f am. I thinking you wantme to take it fingering. Oh that's
that's that is a fun thing.It is a fun thing, I said,
edge play e f Now you areget up my own ship. Um

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gumming. Oh that's gonna be exciting. H head head and more head ice
okay, um mm hmmm jeggings youhave a thing for jeggings? No,
but I know someone who does.M hm h nice play. Mm hmm.

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It seems like it would be soeasy, right. Why is this
not uh m hmmm, Oh mygosh, why is this so hard?
Licking? Muscle worship? M m. Do you have fetish for styles of
nose? I do? Yeah,ye, There's so many things you can

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do with me. I love yournose, thank you. Can you have
a fetish for ovulation? You do? You dance shun you can smell that
shit out like like now it's thetime. Um pussy worship m I love

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that one cutemu oh who um,all right, so I kind of have
to explain this one, like it'sa Sabio thing. Mm hmm. It's
like quizzing somebody. Oh okay,like this game. You're getting turned on.

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Okay, I hope you are.M m oh rope robondage. M
hm, go right to sapio.Yeah that makes sense, okay, tea

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tea bagging you. I want tohave sex in ultra violet light. Oh
okay, like Room Raiders. Yeah, this one is vas this one vibration
m wet okay, anything anything,the water, water, sports, all

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that shit. X no. Ihave a fetish for them, have a
fetish for xylophone. Well if Iif I could like go with that a
little bit. For music, youknow, I definitely love having sex to
music and then like mimicking whatever thestyle of the music is. Um,

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not not just like the rhythm,but like the genre. Okay, yeah
yeah, Well I did each yourPussy to an entire jazz concert and I
think it was a Milk Jackson concertand he did play the xylophone and I
felt very sophisticated. Mhmm, whym h where are you going for my

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my letter? Oh? Okay,well I have a fetish for the word
yes, oh consent, yes,all right, z two things can of
mine one because I'm a zeta andjust sort of well, no, I
don't. But people definitely have afor fucking sorority girls, like that's just

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you know, sorority women because bythe time we're in sobrities, we are
women. Um. But I wasthen thinking a little bit more literal zippering,
which you have a scene with Callieconfidential, you should change it to
Callie. Oh, she's not privateanymore, she's real talk. The crazy

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thing about that scene is and Ikeep telling everybody, like the day before,
I was like I want a zippor somebody, And then we get
on a call to discuss the sceneand she's like, yeah, I got
this thing for zippering. I'm gonnasay less, that's what we're doing.
Cool manifestation, it is. Imanifested that zipper. Yes. So the

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reason that I wanted to do thisbecause we're gonna talk about first dates,
and a lot of times with firstdates, let should be boring as fuck.
Yes, because it's the same conversationdid you have with everybody on a
first date? But I do like, and I thought about this because of

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you, You'll be doing ice breakersand shit like when we have like groups
and as a way for people toto yes, get into different kinds of
conversations other than what do you whatare you doing? Yeah? What you
order? What do you do forfun? Right? What school did you
go to? What your When peopleask me that shit like what do you
do for fun? And I'm ona date, I'm thinking, like I

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was hoping this would be it goout with people? But now do you
have do you have like a preferredspot for the first date? Um?
Well, so I do like toeat. The reason why is because no

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matter how good or bad the dateis, at least I ate and the
person is that It's not like Ineed a free meal type of thing.
I usually actually pay for my firstdates so that I could also like pick
what I want to eat. I'mgonna be thinking about exactly all of that.
I like to have control of thefirst date. Um So, I

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like, I know, no matterwhat, like, food is gonna make
me happy, whether you know,and I can, I can escape into
that food if the conversation is bad, like I am on actually a date
with two people or to a personand my course. Yeah, yeah,
so it's sort of like a fullproof method for me to have food.
Have you gone to the same restaurantlike more than once on a first date,

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so like you wind up with thesame waiter or waitress and be like
girl please right. Um. WhenI was in college, yes, because
I really liked this Cuban restaurant andum so yes because I wanted to go
there. It's thinking about food,right um. But since I've been a

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whole adult, I rarely date locally, so I'm usually finding like a new
spot all together. Yeah how aboutyou? Who Yeah, you brought me
to the pool hall, because theneven if this person is I'm not interested,
I still shoot pool And you knowwhat, we think we have something

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in common. We bring other peopleon our dates that we know for sure,
Like I would go to the poolhall by myself, Like I used
to just hit up the pool hall, doll. Yeah. But when I
think about it, even I havehad a lot of dates as we were
like you know, like getting moreserious. I mean we have a sort
of different how we came into datingall together. It was just different.

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But we have had a lot ofdates with a third per you know someone
else and it was like really aboutus spending time. But I think there
was something that was just like onelike, let's make the most use of
this time. I'm in town,so let me try to see as many
people as possible, and like ifmaybe we're not feeling each other as much
as we were feeling each other lasttime we saw each other, Like I'm

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like my homeboy, Like we actuallypool because our producer Ore was on that
pool hall date. As a matterof fact, that's the first time I
met him. I was on datewith him too, and you and I
was with the jukebox because the poolgame was trash. Honestly, you're not
a shoot him. It's okay,neither is our. I just said the

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pool game was trash. Right now, you can't even defend yourself. But
I find that, like with withfirst dates, I do enjoy getting to
know people, and that's it's Ido. I like first dates for that

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unless the ship is like when it'sbad, it's the worst fucking thing in
the world. See I end.I end, like if it's if it's
not going in the right direction fromearly on, I will end the date.
I have no problem doing that atall. No problem, Like it's
even probably a fault, like Iprobably have not given a lot of people

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a good enough chance. What's yourlike? Cut off to about fifteen twenty
minutes in, And it's a bigdeal for me to be out with someone
because like there's so many other thingsthat I could be doing. I rarely
feel like, um, how don'tsay like it's so important that if I'm

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on a date that I'm really likehaving a good, valuable, meaningful time,
because then I will feel so badand guilty that I left my other
I'm amazing date partners, you know, you know, you know who they
are, and they are that Iwas out with, you know, out
with this person. Yeah, Imean I know. One place I hate

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for a date was that movies.Oh yeah, that's like the worst place
because then you're sitting there with somebodyand you've sat there with them for like
two to three hours, and thenthey say some stupid shit afterwards, and
like, damn, I just wasteda whole bunch of time. Well,
I go to movie. I havegone to movies with men that I did
not want to talk to. Ijust wanted to like get frisky with them

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in the movie theater. I wantedto like just be in a dark place
in the popcorn thing. No,no popcorn about because they get the buttery
hands in my pussy and it's notgood for my health not having popcorn.
But yeah, I always thought thatwas a strange thing that people did.
I've definitely fucked in a movie theaterbefore that. I was poppling that popping

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popcorn. Yeah, yeah, I'vedone that too. Yeah, but that
that's I usually if I'm going thereor I agree to go to a movie,
it is not because I want toget to know you, like I
already know. We've decided that you'reattractive, and I don't want you to
talk and I want to like getlike start doing some four play in the
movie theater and I just want tohave sex after see. Also, the

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way my family is it up,we talk at movie screens. Curse at
him, y'all at him. Warnmotherfucker's that the killer behind you. So
like, if you ain't that kindof person and you in a movie theater
with me, then then it's justwhacked. You mean, like the movies
with the general public. Well,I like now, and this is definitely

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not a humble anything. This isjust a flex is that now that we
go to the movie theaters, werent the movie theater out so that you
can do that and you're not embarrassedby me cursing at the theater. It's
not even an embarrassment as much asit is somebody's gonna say something, then
you're gonna have to say something,and then nobody's gonna get to watch the
help. Yeah, I don't knowwhat you're doing all that breathing for,

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just like everybody else, like,oh god, we're not all gonna see
the end of the movie knock Over. Never then I got to look behind
the back the whole time. Iwill sit at the top. That's from
years ago to the movies in JerseyCity always said at the top. But
but that is now. That isa date that like, I think that

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we could like do with other peopleto really like impress them. It's really
not that expensive. I mean,because I'm not the one that ever pays
for words, so maybe it iskind of expensive. But you know where
I do like though, is museums. I love museums because you also get
to see what somebody's interests are,like their knowledge, their perception of art,

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and all kinds of things. Soit's like you really get to know
somebody in a way where you don'thave to ask right the same old,
same old questions. You know whatI'm saying, Because it's like looking at
a piece of art and you're like, you know, what does this make
you feel? Or what does thismake you think? Of? Can lead
to so many different things about aperson that you learned. Yeah, that
is very true. As I'm thinkingabout it, I'm realizing that a lot

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of my dates have not really beenabout getting to know the person as much
as it's been like a fast trackto fucking. But that's I mean,
when you think about both of us, that makes sense. I am Polly
for Polly, and you are sexualopportunists, and you're like, how is

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this opportunity gonna get me sex?Yeah? Yeah, all this museum talk
is taken too long. Come onwith it. I want to do those
things with you because sex is accessible. I know, I'm sucking this guy.
I listened to his museum. Shit, I really enjoy it. But
you got past that, you gotpast the boundary. I mean all of

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our initial dates was fucking yeah,I know, I mean we did cool
things too well. Our first officialdate would that be an official date,
which one well, yeah, itwas an official date because you came and
you provided my service and that sothat was out of the way. And

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then we actually said like, okay, this is where that stops. Okay,
and then we started the date withsex, the actual date date with
sex. So that got that outof the way for me. So that
was good. So it's like anythingthat happened after that twenty minutes was just
like you could leave now or oryou could stay. And then food was

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involved. There was the cooking andthen there was wrapping and talking and smoking
and then more sex. Yeah,that was like, that was perfect and
I got a massage out of thewhole ordeal. That's like everything that I
like. Yeah, those are thethings that I enjoy. I ain't had
to go to a pool hall ormuseum, museum, movie will make one

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right and we made history. That'sthe museum enough. Yeah, tell me
about um worst dates best dates tome? And the worst date is any
date that I just didn't like.You know, I've definitely had dates for
like crazy shit happened or you knowwhatever, but even them shits just clump

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into like I was bored or didn'tvibe with the person or whatever. But
I'm I don't cut them off assoon as as you do. But I
definitely like when I get to acertain point where I feel like, you
know, if I if I invitedsomeone out, I do feel like,
you know, will will of theseget to the part where we can knock
out the thing that we went outto do and afterwards just be like,
yo, either I'm gonna drop youhome or this is where we part ways.

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So that those are my worst jones. I think my best dates wind
up folding into other shit like justas you said, like it started as
this and we wake up the nextmorning somewhere else, you know what I'm
saying. Like I definitely have hada bunch of dates like that. Like
I think of one day where wewent out dancing. Um, this was

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this was like way back, wewent out dancing and then just like fucking
let's drive to the Jersey shore andgo like fucking skinny dipping. It was
it was a bad idea because itwas in February, but then it became
like a thing where it was justlike, yo, let's do this shit

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and it's like the water was cold, but it wasn't the water that was
the problem. The sand was likefucking stepping out on ice. That's where
I was like, this was abad fucking idea. But it was so
fun that that water was invigorated AtlanticOcean, Jersey and the mom in February.
That ship. Well, I don'tthink I've ever been so awaken my
life. So that's how I needto wake you up. Invigorated, consensually,

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consensually, got it, got it, got it. Um best dates,
it's like such well intended dates.Like one guy took me to Cats
to see the musical Cat and Iwas like, really really cool. But
again I was just like, we'regonna be here for like three hours.
Can we leave an intermission and westage? Well that's we left at intermission

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because I was like getting aunty,like I could do this by myself.
What I can't do by myself ishave the sex. Like oh gosh,
just thinking about this, I'm realizingthings. Um So, but it was
like it was a good idea.He listened to the fact that I enjoyed
dance in theater, so that wasreally sweet. Another guy, this would

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probably be up there with the worst. It was like a date weekend,
so I'm gonna go from good badand I'll do one more good one.
Um. And he wanted to goto the mall and I was like,
how old am I twelve? Like, you know, he wanted to like
walking my mall and we'll get likesomething to eat. It was like such
a like a teenage date. ButI was like already thirty and he's like,
oh, I just want to likesneak kind of sneakers they have,

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Like no, you could do thatonline. Why are we walking my mom?
So I agreed to it, andthen I found myself getting like really
irritated while and and then you know, we went out to eat and that's
when I like I pulled that powermove and I was just like, I'll
take care of the bill. We'redone. He took it to Johnny Rockets.
I don't even remember it was.There was like, you know,

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a couple of different like I'm gonnatake you someplace fancy they sing fifty songs
for your birthday. It was adecent restaurant. But I just I think
I was just so irritated by theidea of like, what did I possibly
say to you other than I haveteenagers that would make you think I want
to go and walk around and suckingout. The mall is not a museum.
He's like, girl, I'm aboutto spoil you and get you a

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new case for your cell phone andtake me in the foot locker. Oh
um okay, and then uh.Another one that was actually pretty decent was
we went and did darts and itwas one of those like we we ate
dinner and it was cool, andthen we went and through darkness. It
was something that I've never done,so it was like me sort of like

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I felt myself. I felt alittle vulnerable. He had to like show
me how to do it and likeit was perfectly okay for him to be
man explaining how you throw something andtry to get it and the target.
Um, but you know he feltpurposeful. And then you know we had
to get close for him to like, you know, do that art the
dark thing. That was cool.Yeah, I think the thinking of that.

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The other one that I really enjoyedwent to beare Mountain and like you'd
be traveling with the yo, Liketo me, it's like if you know,
actually we we live, Like BareMountain was in between us. It
was like a middle yeah, andit was just like Yo, let's meet
up there smoke and just hike.Oh my god. And it was it

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was cool because it was just like, yo, bare Mountain is It's really
dope and just kind of like walkingaround all that you have this conversation.
But then it's also like at acertain point you don't have to talk because
yeah, just see just all ofthat kind of shit. So I enjoyed.
I enjoy shit like that. Andthen it's kind of like, oh,
we're feeling each other. We couldget some shit in the in the
woods. I'm gonna give you onemore. And I hope I hope you're

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watching. You know who you are, and I hope she's watching too.
I know you follow my life.Oh shit. Yeah, So this was
cool. He was It was duringlike the NBA Finals, and this guy
was like, I'm flying down toMiami, like come, let's let's have
food. I have a hotel,like we'll do the whole thing. So

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I was like, okay, soum, I get down there to Miami
and again he'd been listening, likeyou want to experience all of these like
sexual adventures or what have you.So we we aid and we walked around
Miami. That was fun and thenhe was like, I had I flew
my other I don't know what's car. Yeah, yeah, thank you,

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I flew another lover in so ifyou'd like, like, she'll join us
tonight. And I was just like, yeah, like okay, good,
this is better than going shopping,right because like you got now. She
definitely was you know, like shehad to be like fluide out hereded purchase

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you know, little trinkets and shipand that was that was her style.
She was cool. And so hegets he brings her or she comes and
she's just cute. She's like vibrant, she has great energy, she knows
what's going on, and so likethat was cool. And then so we're
like all sitting on the bed andthen I and she just goes all right,
So this is how this starts.I just like, okay, this

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is part two of the day.We have this like great sexual threesome.
But then this is where things gotweird. Um is that I think she's
more or was more into him thandefinitely than I was. And I was
like just infatuated with the whole situation. But she realized he was really trying

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to impress me, and so Ithink things got like a little messy for
her in her head, and soshe left and she went and got his
name tattooed on her butt that night. No, that's not nice that night
and he was like why did youdo that? And I'm like, why
am I in the middle of vision. So it got really really weird.

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But everything up to that point,I was just like, this is great,
Like who wants to Yeah, Ihave had some good threesome dates before.
Yeah, I remember. Actually no, this was actually a foursome date.
Yeah, it was really dope.We all drove down to this in
Jersey, Gunnison. It's like anude beach, and we just set up

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like music. Yeah, I broughtfood with us, all that good shit.
It's on the beach all day.Then we went to go get like
seafood. This is like just twoof them. I was already dating,
and they were just like, hey, we're gonna bring one of the home
girls. And then from there,like we went back to one of the
women's houses and we all just likegot it in and it was just like

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one of those like it was justlike an all day we was only focused
on each other and like at theNew Beach, you know, it's like
people were trying to trying to figureout who's with who so they can figure
out, you know, getting wherethey fitting type shit. But we were
all just like really focused on eachother, and since there was a new
person there, getting to know thisnew person. So it's like a first

(25:34):
date with her, but with theother two, we already knew each other
and they already knew her, Soit's like an interesting kind of date where
it's like the other two were kindof like trying to get us to know
each other as well, So it'slike having two chaperones on the fucking first
date that really want y'all to hitit off because we all want to fuck

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tonight, so we want y'all toget along the fuck tonight. So it
was like, I just remember thateverybody was really into each other, and
it's like when you have a group, it can go wrong, you know
what I'm saying, But like whenyou have the whole group is really like
locking eyes and flirtatious and like whatcan I get for you to make this
a better day? Like it wasjust a beautiful experience. And then a

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bad version of that date is oneof them tried to set up a date
for us, but gave us differenttimes so that I would show up early
and they could kind of like proposea different arrangement than what we had.
And the other the other woman,she and I had known each other for

(26:41):
a long time, so it's like, nah, you know what I mean?
It was it was like one ofthose and you know that was a
bad date, a bad group date. It's when you give everybody a different
time, a different time because you'retrying to manipulate that situation into something other
than what it is. Where arethe other two? One's married? That

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don't mean nothing, No, no, she liked it means something. Oh
okay, it's ordained in the eyesof the Lord, Lord, good Lord.
All right, Well, she hada good run. She did what
the other one that though I don'tknow, I know, I like that.
We had a first date. Wehung out maybe like a couple other
times. We don't keep up likethat. Do A mean one erased her

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number? I probably you probably did, all right. So our producer gave
us some ideas, okay, ofgreat first dates or good ideas. Okay,
let's see, let's see what ourgot that was pulled from Henna be
best first day for me? Shecomes to the studio and record me spitting
this hot fire. That's that's whatI think ours, that's what that's what

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ours to date. I'll tell youyou and our need to go on the
first day because you don't know yourfriend well. His good idea. It's
a cooking class. Oh shit,oh shit, I like that. That
is a good That is a goodone. Yeah, because you have to
be in each other's space. Youcan see if the motherfucker follow directions.
That's what I would be looking for. Are you reading the recipe? Are

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you listening to the lady? Ordo you know how to cook this already?
You go there with a dude.That's a man's playing the ship like
no, actually, the way mythe way I cook route to that two
weeks. Okay, that's a goodone. Let's see what else. Visiting
new neighborhoods, this is motherfucker wantus to go on a gentrification for hold

(28:33):
on visiting new neighborhoods? Just walkingaround? I guess walking around? I
mean, should you better watch out? You don't go on a dating the
damn sundowntown And shit, we knowthis. This article wasn't written for best
back. You'll just be going innobody neighborhood that they don't know. You
can't. That's not safe. That'snot safe. Are we trump? Are

(28:56):
we traumatized? For sure? Okayhe's like, yeah, so this neighborhood
I just found in New York City. It's called benson Hurst. No,
no, I don't like that asa first date. Um trivia. Oh
I said that, Yeah you did. Yeah, I can see that.
There's a we went to a restaurant. Yeah, that was fun. Okay,

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a bookstore. M what do youthink bookstore could be cool? I
mean bookstores you could walk around fora little while. Yeah, it's like
a museum with books. But it'slike no, but I mean if you're
in the bookstore, you start reading, well, unless it's just kind of

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see what kind of books you gravitatetowards? Right, Okay, Oh he's
giving us a thumbs up. Thatwas his thought. Yeah, we can
do that shit online, though,when don't we fucking Oh so you'd like
to read True to the game?Nice? Great? Okay, Um,
let's see dessert hunting. I likethat. We've done shit like that,

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Like, just like how much foodwe can eat? Like, let's stop
here and eat. Oh, let'sstop and yeah, that's fun. It
could be kind of pricey. Imean, unless you're own like a restrictive
diet too, well, it wouldn'tbe so fun right now, Like how
many vegan shops can we hit up? Yeah, it's fun, I know,
all right, So here's another one. Oh, I'm interested to know

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what you think about this one.Volunteering. I have volunteered and done volunteer
work. Do I think of itas a I don't think it's proper to
do that as a date though,Like I feel like that's somewhat like minimalizing
what you're there to do, Likeyou're not you're not there to be flirting
with somebody or this, that andthe other. Like you there too if

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you're if you're I guess it alsomight depend on what you're volunteering to do,
true, Like if y'all volunteering togetherto clean up the park or something
like that, then it leaves spaceto have conversation or whatever. But if
you're like volunteering to at like Idon't know, Shriner's Hospital or some shit
like that, this ain't like thespot, you know, Like that's like

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it just it just seems inappropriate todo. So there and also seems like
not the real reason, get right, Like if y'all have been dating for
some time and you know that youboth have a passion for this, for
a passion for volunteer work or somethinglike that, but I wouldn't. I
still want to consider it a date. It's like you're going to do some
work. So I see it asa two for one from this perspective I

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have. I was dating one ofmy fraternity brothers, and like it was
hard with our schedules to find placesand spaces to meet up, um,
and so it was like we're bothgonna we both should be here. It's
like an activity that our fraternity andsorority were doing. And so like,

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okay, if we're gonna see eachother, like let's be let's make it
be at where we're supposed to beanyways, but you are already dating.
Yeah, that is true, We'realready dating. To me, it's like
a strange place to try and getto know someone because it seems like somebody
is trying to like my first date. Yeah, I always like to go
volunteer at the you know what Imean, like perform, But it's so

(32:29):
like you said, I think thatit's um it could be a date,
like again, a place to maybelike, hey, let's volunteer because I
want to be doing this anyways,or i'd like you to see where I
volunteer. Would you like to,you know, come along, and then
after we'll go. And the coolthing about the afterpart is that then you
can talk about the work that youdid, you know, and it's a

(32:52):
shared experience. I seem so likeas a first date, that just seemed
like, well, not the firstdate, but in contact. Okay,
submit the way that you're thinking aboutthis, and we'll let you know if
you're onto something or not, orif you're just being in an opportunist a

(33:13):
street fair yeah yeah yeah, andwalk around, touch stuff, eat corn
and shit corn, get a bigas turkey leg. That's fun. Yeah,
okay, let's see. Oh Ilike this one. I want to
do it photography walking tour. Okay, that's a good one. Yeah,

(33:35):
I feel I can't take feature.We right in front of this, but
no, I think that's fun andlike see who comes up with like who
got some really good shots? Yeahthat's a good one. Yeah, that
is good. I like that.It's like hiking with a fucking purpose.
In my opinion, hiking always hasa purpose. You either see the ship
on your own or you get agood ass workout in an escape room.

(34:01):
I don't think that's gonna your firstdate. You fucking left me. That's
like the what are those generals wherethey have like the the murder mystery?
Yeah, type like that. Ithink that could be cool if you're not
really competitive. Oh yeah, Idon't want to fucking lose with somebody that

(34:23):
I don't even know. And thenI'm gonna like I don't want to be
associated with that. Remember when yougot us killed at that restaurant and the
mystery because you did that dumb shit, your relationship ain't gonna last. I
mean we'd as good as that.You get to see how somebody is like
a problem solver. Do they listen, do they listen to other people?
How well do they work with otherpeople? But it's like, I just

(34:44):
think that's a lot to find outin a in a high pressure environment.
Yeah, And for me, it'slike high pressure because I want to win,
I want to get it right,I want to get dissolved. And
yeah, and if somebody's like,oh it's not that big of a day,
Like fuck, you. I wantout this room now. It's not
good for me, it might begood for I'm not doing that either,

(35:07):
all right. So we talked aboutgood, great dates, not so great
dates. We talked about some datingideas. I hope that that some um,
some ideas came up for you guysthat are watching. How should someone
approach you if they would like toexperience a first date with you? Turn
your sex with her brain off rightnow? Who vanilla date? Straight up?

(35:37):
Like, I'm interested in getting toknow more about you, see how
we might vibe. Okay, gofrom there. I would prefer I would
prefer if you did that shit offsocial media though, like, okay,
if you are somebody that that's howwe met, that you at least elevate

(35:58):
from there to like here's my phonenumber, let's speak or something like that
first Okay. So for me,I like directness, as we learned in
past episodes. So tell me whatyou would like to do, where you
would like to do it, whenyou would like to do it, and
how we can make this materialize.Because then it's not like I want to

(36:23):
I want to get to know youmore. Okay, that to me,
that is like sort of a closedended statement, I would like to get
to know you more. Oh that'sgreat. No, but that's what I
said, like get to know youmore and see how we vibe and it
so and I think for me,if you'd like to go on the first

(36:44):
state like, tell me what youridea is. So that's usually my follow
up, what do you envision?And then people get sort of stuck there
because they haven't really thought. It'slike, I'm not going to come up
with the cool idea because you're theone who would like to go on a
date with me. Even I thinkit would because like I have tickets to
something and I would like to Yeah, don't buy them tickets unless you only

(37:08):
wants to have to show I havetickets or I'd like to purchase tickets to
this, and I think that itwould be fun to experience that with you.
I like the idea of someone thinkinglike this would be fun to do
with you. That means you everydate that I said that I thought was
a good date for me is thatthe person gave some thought as like what
I've shared with you so far thatyou were listening or you pay attention to

(37:34):
I think it's important to say wemight wind up fucking after our first date.
But do not try to take meon a first date to someplace where
sex is expected or like, don'tbe like, hey, let's go on
our first date to the sex club, Like no, no, I'm not
going there unless they're paying me foran appearance exactly. Yeah, don't take
me to fucking work but so awful. Oh I take you to this drip

(38:00):
club, Like why will we dothat? I don't want to see my
friends on my date. It's weird. So yeah, if you know anything,
Yeah, that's so true, Like, oh, yeah, I bought
two tickets to your job, wouldyou like to go? I know I
could have got us in for freeand no, um, but so yeah,

(38:20):
if you would like to take uson a first date? Hit king
up off his social media, Well, you gotta get there first. Don't
don't be hitting up my my workline and shit, don't message him on
linking. If you message me onmy work line, I mean booking me,
right, that is very true.Um, somebody did actually um step
to me for a date recently.They weren't really well, they were sort

(38:43):
of direct, but not as theywere like, um, I'd like to
see you and spend some time withyou, and I was like like thank
you, Like that feels really nice, that feels good. What do you
have in mind? And then theygot stuck. So here we are,
so mo more thing before we end, like how how do you date?
Like? Can we talk about howif people would like to date both of

(39:05):
us? Because how should they goabout that? I'll tell you. I'll
tell you what I like. Yeah, if somebody hits me up and says
they want to date both of usbut has never been in communication with you,
then it's already like you bullshit,So put us on a group chat,
right, yeah? Yeah, becauseI don't believe it either. When
you'd be like, yeah, thisperson is interested in both of us,
were really huh? And then you'dbe like I've never spoke, they don't

(39:29):
follow me on, they've never reachedout. Then I'm like, oh,
it's some bullshit. Yeah, that'sthat's when they just trying to give you
a false sense of they want usspoke security or whatever. Yeah, So
like hit us up with like Ihave three tickets too, and I envision
the three of us having a greattime that may or may not end with

(39:51):
sex. All right, cool,this feels fun. We should go on
a date. I'm with it.M. So first dates we've we've established
that they can be really trashy,yes, how to step to us properly
what we enjoy. Gave y'all sometips on what you can do to have

(40:14):
better first dates that lead to secondand third all that good shit. We
kind of went over our first date, yeah a little bit. Yeah,
but I feel like we still onit. I know, right, every
time we get to try something newtogether. Absolutely, I still get all
the same jitters. Oh yeah,So where can they find us at?

(40:35):
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