Royalty: Let’s Make Sense of This Shit
👑 Mud, blood, and the brutal truth—step into the chaos of 6th-century Britain.
Ceawlin’s world is wild, uncertain, and raw. Warlords rule by the sword. Legends and reality blur in the fog of history. Who really built Wessex—and at what cost?
🔥 In this episode:
- Epic battles and broken alliances—from Beranburh to Deorham, where ancient cities fall and kingdoms are reimagined.
- Myth-busting history: Was Ceawlin a nation-builder, a usurper, or both?
- Family drama on a royal scale—loyalty, betrayal, and exile at the heart of every succession.
- The “Bretwalda” puzzle: What does it really mean to be “Britain-ruler”—and who decides?
- Hidden voices: What about the women, the conquered, the forgotten? The untold stories that shaped a kingdom.
- Legacy and loss: When does a story become a myth, and what survives after the king is gone?
✨ Why listen?
This is the real, messy, deeply human story behind the rise of Wessex—told with honesty, humor, and an open invitation to question everything you’ve ever heard about “royalty.” Isabella is your guide on a journey that refuses to clean up the blood, mud, and heartbreak from history’s pages.
🤔 What’s at stake?
Power, identity, memory—who gets remembered, and why?
What does it mean to build something lasting in a world that keeps shifting under your feet?
🧾 Sources & Scholarship:
The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, Bede’s Ecclesiastical History, and cutting-edge modern research—plus a dash of myth-busting, personal reflection, and that signature irreverence.
🌱 Listener Reflection:
What would you do for a crown—and what story will be told about you, centuries from now? Send in your thoughts, family legends, and burning questions.
Next up: Cynegils. Christianity crashes into Wessex. Baptisms, politics, and the next stage of royal reinvention.
Subscribe, send your stories, and let’s keep making sense of this royal shit—together.
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