Episode 11 | Florida, Man

This week? We're goin' FULL Florida, man.

Jay’s reporting live from the land of gators, unpredictable weather and stories that start with “Florida Man…” Meanwhile, Ryan’s back in the comfy Burbank studio trying to keep this show on the rails.

We dive headfirst into the most outrageous Florida Man headlines we could find (and yes, they’re somehow all real) ... but we also give Florida its flowers with some actually cool and surprising facts. Life's all about balance, baby.

Part chaos, part sunshine, part swamp-ass but 100% Say It Anyway!

OH! And here's the link we mentioned toward the end. Vote for Yaamava. Seriously. We won't tolerate such cocky injustice. Nor should you.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we are rolling. I am coming to live
from the comfort of my studio here in Burbank and
joining me remotely for the first time from the land
of humidity, alligators, and questionable decisions. Jay, how's Florida?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god, Hi guys, it's hot. It is sticky.
I have more bug bites than I can keep track of.
And I've already seen a man in jean shorts riding
a lawnmower down the street with a parrot on his shoulder.
So basically, Florida's thriving.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Right, Just another day in Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Then, yep, exactly, which is why today's episode is dedicated
to the greatest news category of all time. Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Man, you're down there living it. I'm up here judging it.
Feels like a balance.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, we're judging it from both coasts. But let's
dive into the chaos.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's say it anyway. Oh my god, look at this.
This is a first What what do you mean what
the remote Yeah, dude, we're like, we're thousands and thousands
of miles away. This is nuts. It is wild.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Look at us making it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And you know, with your little professional microphone over there
sounding the best you can.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
My god, listen, let's just let's just tell everyone what happened.
Here's what happened yesterday. We did this.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, we tried.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
We recorded this episode just with a laptop and some AirPods,
and we both listened to it immediately after, as we do,
and we we obviously we tested in the beginning, but
you can't hear like, you know, conversation and laughs in
the story or whatever it is. So we're listening to
it and I I just spent the whole hour biting
off my gels, off my nails and going like, man,

(01:40):
this is this is pretty awful, you know what I mean?
And then I was like, Ryan, what are you thinking?
He's like, I don't know. I kind of think I
don't know if we should just maybe just skip it
this week. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, we
can't skip it. No, but it's pretty bad, so we
either have to redo it. Yeah, the night of the release.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right which it's right now, it's usually uploaded and ready
to ready to launch by now, it's in the it's
in the locked and loaded position at this point weekly, yes,
and so it is six thirteen as we begin this,
right now PST California time, nine thirteen your time, which
is even more insane. And I came back to work
after a long day, already at work and have to

(02:16):
be back here at four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But Jay, I am overnighted a frigging microphone.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You did. And I was gonna say, but my sacrifice
is nothing compared to what you have done. You have
gotten a microphone delivered in just mere hours that.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I needed an adapter for the USB to the USBC.
I don't even know. I'm like, okay, this is yeah. Listen,
nobody can say we don't go above and beyond for
the spot.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm telling you, I'm telling you we we had to
do it. There was no This is the thing. You
and I yesterday we had a long conversation. We're like,
do we put this out? And my analogy was if
we were a restaurant and like our beef provider was like, nope,
don't have beef. I would rather shut down for a
week than deliver a substandard product, right.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I feel like you can like blue meat. What do
you mean that, yeah, blue meat.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't want to serve blue meat, right, And we
were serving blue meat. If we had posted what we
did yesterday, so we're going to do this again.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, it was fucking blue meat, Ryan, Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Have blue meat. How is Florida? By the way, how
are you? That's what I'm concerned about.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm working like crazy. I'm out here,
you know, longer than I had expected. I'm going to
be out here a little longer than I expected. But
it's all for a very good reason. And everything is great.
And you know, work is really good, which is awesome,
you know, and we're not we're not We're not making

(03:36):
any money doing this podcast. So I gotta do what
I gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And say yeah, I got it hustling. By the way, Jay,
do you know that it was one hundred degrees here today?
So I and I look, because I looked at your weather,
you were fifteen degrees cooler today than we were.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
One hundred percent humidity. Literally, as I was coming over
to this conference room that I'm using for the podcast
at the hotel, is nice enough to let me use,
it was pouring so hard that you it looked foggy
because it was just coming down in sheets. But what
was amazing is that there was very loud thunder and lightning.
And one thing I do really miss about living on
the East Coast is a really good thunderstorm. So I

(04:13):
was kind of digging it, but I was trying not
to get soaked as I luckily it's pretty covered coming
over here. But I was like, oh man, it is
coming down. But it was so. I mean, the thing
about La which is nice is even on today, like
probably when you woke up this morning really early, it's
not that it's not one hundred degrees out at three o'clock.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, no, no, of course it's nice.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah. So but in La you can do things like
it's a hundre degrees today, So in the morning and
at night you go like, I'm gonna do all the
things I need to do while it's cooler. Right here.
There is no when it's cooler, like it's one hundred
percent humidity eighty five degrees and it's you know, you
go out at five am and you just just you
walk into a wall of just witness. Do you know

(04:51):
what I mean? The minute you leave shaking space.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So it's it's that I don't love. I don't love
like even you know, I grew up in the eas coast,
but ike up in like upstate New York and New Jersey,
it's not that. No.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Same for the Midwest. There's it's humid, but it's not
Florida humid. Do you know where it was Florida humid today?
On me?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh God, we're just going where.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
No, it's fine, it's fine. Just gets a little swampy,
is all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh okay, Yeah, you're going where I thought you were going. Okay,
why don't we dive into what we're doing here? Yeah?
Speaking of swamps?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, what are we doing? Jay? What's what is this
Florida man?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Speaking of swamps and asses? Yeah? Yeah, talking about Florida.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm not even talking about asses. I'm talking about the
the whole. I could have used some Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, I don't know. I don't know what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's fine. Just the undercarriage gets just really unpleasant.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh I'm gonna throw up. Okay, this is great. Okay.
So here's here's the thing. Guys. First of all, I've
been in Florida for so long at this point that
my Instagram feed is just becoming all the ads like
I have today. Three times in one scroll, one session
of scrolling. I got three different ads for the Monster

(05:59):
Jam Truck show What's happening here in August fifty.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So the algorithm, the algorithm has reset.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
They know, they know that I'm here. It's just unreal.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What does the ad say? Do you know? Do you remember?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I have no idea, but all I saw was a
huge truck. I thought it was a toy. I thought
it was a mad for a toy. I was like, okaut,
I'll get a truck for Luca. Then it's like August
fifteenth to seventeenth Jos for Monster Dam Trucks Show Fun
for the whole family, and like it's not. It's not
going to be fun for the whole family. I'm having
an awful time watch looking at this ad. So it
wasn't even a moving ad. It was just a still.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Picture truck, like a.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, mud on the wheels, and like this does not
look fun. No, no, no, anyway, yeah so whatever, anyway, these
these Florida Man headlines. Guys, obviously this has been a
thing for a long time. Ryan's gonna, I think, did
a little bit of deep diving into what's up with this?
Like why is this a thing? Why is it trending?
Why is this like Florida man, Like, tell us about

(06:52):
that Ryan before I get into the shal headlines.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
So it's like it's a phenomenon, right, the Florida Florida man.
So so headlines that you see either online papers, you know,
on Instagram, whatever, they all start with Florida man does
blank like you know, for instance, like Florida man arrested
for throwing alligator through drive through window, naked, Florida man
hides in tanning bed after trying to set gym on
fire at closing time. Various things of this nature where
they all begin with Florida man. And the second you

(07:16):
see Florida man, you go, oh, no, buckle up here
it comes. So I looked into this because and before
we get to some of these headlines. I don't know
about you, but in my life as a kid, some
of my favorite memories were created in Florida. I've had
nothing but great times in Florida.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh you know, it's funny. Every year until I was
like ten, my grandmother would take us to Fort Lauderdale
because she had friends that would go to this hotel
there every year. Yeah, and I had to last. It
was so fun.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
We would do nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
There is nothing like the beaches here. The water is
like bathtob You could be like chest deep and see
your feet clear as day. The sand is is stark white,
and it's like powder. Like it doesn't even stick to you.
It's just like, yeah, it's like baby powder. Sure, I understand. Yeah,
they go ahead. Memories as a child.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Great, Like do you remember did I tell the story
on the podcast when I was eleven and I pooped
my pants after the after the key lime pie.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
You you lightly grazed over it, and then you decided
to withdraw from poop stories. But I think it's a
good time to bring it back for this episode.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, when we were in Daytona at this was in Florida.
Always in Florida. Hell yeah, some of my best memories clearly.
Uh it was my eleventh birthday, my Golden Bird and
this is this is episode eleven, and that was literally
I was eleven on the eleventh. So here we go, right,
So like, uh, feeling like a hot shot, right, it's

(08:38):
you always feel good as a kid on your birthday anyway, Yeah, yeah, right.
I believe the restaurant we were at was called Sophie Kay's.
I think I may have that wrong. But and I
loved key lime pie. Oh my god, where are you
at on key lime pie?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I hate it? What? Mm hmm?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What's right? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't like any lemon meringue. I don't like Yeah,
I don't like like tart pies. I also don't like
cheesecake and love cream cheese. Like I'm really weird like
that you do.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Or don't love cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I love cream cheese. Cheesecake Nope, unless it's ice cold
and then and it's like there's no other dessert option
and I will have like a sweet tooth craving. Then
I'll have some.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The other day, Jay, I sent you a photo and
I said, I'm having cheesecake for breakfast. Did you courtesy
like that photo?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Having good manners?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What a monster cheese? Okay? Anyway, so I had key
lime pie.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You don't want to take you one of your guys's sales.
I was like, oh, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Fell Like God has been a good time to say
I don't like cheesecake. Anyway. So on my eleventh birthday,
we're at Sophie Kay's. I order a piece of key
lime pie and I'm feeling just on top of the world.
It's like the tallest restaurant in Daytona too, So I
was quite literally on top of the world as far
as I could tell. And I looked at Mom and
Dad and I said, can I get a second piece
of key Lime Pie? And They're like, yeah, it's your birthday.

(09:58):
It's a golden birthday. Now. This is very rich key
lime pie in the home of Key Lime Pie, like
Augustus Group in willy Wonka. I just just gobbled. I
mean I was just fat kidding it up, probably ate
it with my hands shoved in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
And all the whole.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Believe we're walking down the beach,
like you said, the best beaches in the world are
in Florida, the best, right.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Mom dressed me in white, all white that day like
a little prince.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's what you do.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, and uh yeah, we're strolling back to the room.
I just I let one rip Jay and and lost
the lost the war. It was not air. I ship
all over myself on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
We think it was the key Lime Pie.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What else would it have been?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well, usually I don't know if this is true, but
from my understanding, like things don't usually hit your digesticis
and that fast.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean it could have and the rest of the dinner.
I'm blaming it on key lime pie.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
And right that was the last thing that you ate
before you.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, and then it made me feel it made me
feel horrible, like I felt full and gross because of
the extra pie. So I'm just blaming it on that.
Like if I didn't do that, I probably wouldn't have pooped.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
True, that was probably like the thing that just pushed
the plug out. You were like that, do you do?
You have you? I don't know, you don't even you know.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
If this phenomenon started back then, it like I could
have been technically like the first Florida Kid had Florida
Kid has two pieces of key lime pie, ships himself
on the beach. I might have started this trend.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, Florida small man, Yes was it? But a question
for you for real? Have you eaten key lime pie since? Hell?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah? And I got back on the horse baby yeah,
oh right away. I didn't take a break. Okay, No,
I'm all anyway. And so my dad, this is one
memory and I and we're gonna get way beyond this.
I promise my dad. I remember God bless him, Dad,
thank you, thank you Gary. He picked me up, I said, God,
bless him, like he's not with us. No, I'm just
in present time. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Ben.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Now he picked me up and just held me like, uh,
you know, like the Heisman trophy pos like the guy
holding the football like he cradled me. And so he
really did a good job of making sure that no
one saw the poop. And then we ran down the
beach kind of like Baywatch to get back to the hotel.
I didn't know if I should get in the ocean,
but then I'm in white, so you know that's not good.

(12:32):
So anyway, that was That was my eleventh birthday. God
bless Florida.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Sounds like great memories and memories.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I fainted once at a McDonald's on the drive to
Florida in Murphysboro, Tennessee, because I want a spelling bee.
The night before, spelled the word corduroy, right. I was
just on top of I was like flying high, dude,
I was in fifth grade. I want a spelling bee.
I didn't sleep that night the next morning we were
going to Florida, slept like shit, woke up just wellcome
just all jittery. We're in Murphysboro, Tennessee, and my dad

(12:59):
did this thing every time we drive to Florida f Mondiana.
We'd get in the minivan and like he would do
this this weird thing where we would just want to
drive straight through. It's like seventeen hours, eighteen hours, maybe
even longer. He's like, nope, not stopping. And uh, I
remember being like, I don't feel good, and we went
to a McDonald's and I just I like, I hyperventilated
and had like dehydration and my hands cramped, and the

(13:21):
ambulance came. Jesus the fifth grade whatever age that.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Is, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Was that that same trip.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Were you also eleven? It's a really roughieer for you, dude.
Your body was just like, dude, we can't catch up
with these organs, this is too much.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, it wasn't good, but for this age. Yeah, you know.
The weird thing about that story. I'm so sorry, I'm
making this so long. I'm so sorry. My mom had
a dream the night before and she told my dad
before we left, I had she had a dream that
she was holding a brown bag and I got sick.

(14:02):
I threw up in the bag.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That happened in the car after I after the my
episode at McDonald's and Murphy's bro Tennessee, the same the
same visuals she had a dream of and shared with
my dad.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I had a dream Ryan got sick in a brown
bag and I did.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Say she's clarafoyant. But then she would have had to
order you a brown outfit for your eleventh birthday. But
she had her moment, that's for sure. It was so weird.
I was in this like brown T shirt and shirt.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I didn't understand why, but boy was I glad after
that second slice of pie.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Thanks mom, Oh my god, you're still funny that far away,
you know.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, it's pretty good right now.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
So the Florida man things my point in telling these
fun clearly fond stories. I'm like, Florida can't be that bad, right,
like my experience with it, it's not crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
And here's my question, Like, you've shared two Florida stories.
They were both like is there a third? You go,
oh that was a nice memory, Like, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Had great I had great times. We would all we
would take Kevin and I would each get to invite
a friend every year to go with us. There we
go yeah, like fun things like so many good.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But then there was one friend that like we just
lost them. We had to like it was a whole thing,
and there's a search team, Like there's not that right,
this is just normal, you.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Know what is funny though? One of this is a
funny thing that I remember and I don't. I don't
think about this often. One one year, I took a
friend his name is also Ryan, Ryan Kemp, and we
took we took him right, the whole deal, right, we
had rooms and the whole thing is I think mom
and dad paid for everything for both of our friends.
And uh, I don't know why this stayed with me,

(15:39):
but we dropped him back off at home in Indiana.
We're talking a week in Florida. The full drive, the whole,
the whole thing. We get to the driveway. He doesn't
say that was fun. He doesn't say a God, I'm
really thank you mister and missus mano Gary, thank you,
like give my dad a high fight heat nothing. He goes, well,
thanks for the ride.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Thanks, like it's from home from school, Like it was
just like a ride home school.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Wow, this talk them of Florida for a week. Thanks
for the Yeah, Okay, I know tough. I still say
that to my dad like anytime, like when he picks
me up from the airport when I go home, I
just go thanks to the right. It's still a family
joke because of the way he said that.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Very funny. Are you still friends with that Ryan? No?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, I follow him on Instagram. We follow each other.
We don't really communicate. Yeah, the right thing really threw me.
He was dead to me.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
A yeah, Jesus great. So yeah, thing is a thing.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
All right. So I'm like, Florida can't be that nuts.
It's not my aunt uncle lived there. I know some
good people there.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
They're real stories, all right, Like they are planks that
go to the legit like CBS News. I guess not.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, they are real stories. But here's why I did
some looking. Florida has the most expansive open records laws
in the US industry.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
What I said, meth industry.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Is Florida has the most expansive open records laws in
the US. They're known as this is actually it's it's
called the Sunshine Law.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
So open record. Like anybody like when something happens, everyone
has free It's just like on the therapis bingo.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
That's it. It mandates the government records.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
That you can't access certain kinds of crimes. Correct, I
did not know that.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, so this is why this exists, which lends the
question begs the question, is Florida actually as crazy as
it may seem with this Florida man phenomenon, or or
are we just flooded with more of it? Because again,
it mandates that government records, including arrest reports mugshots, be
made immediately available to the public. It's pure true.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
So one could go down a very dark, sad road
and assume that this is not a Florida problem. This
is more of like a mankind issue.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Exactly what I'm saying. And listen, I am not right.
We are not going to put Florida at the crosshairs
here because I am from Indiana.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Where it is. Let me tell them first of all,
when I lived in upstate New York in a very
small town, the population was I think, like ten thousand people,
and everybody knew everybody, and the kind of stuff that
would happen, and like why people would get arrested is insane.
Like I can't even share some of the stories on here.
They were so awful so, and also because we didn't

(18:32):
have a sunshine law or whatever it's called. Okay, but
I will say that by the way.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm looking at Jay on the phone in her hand,
her head is in her hands as she's telling.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Me, I'm just disgusted, Okay, but like, here's what I'm disgusted.
But the thing, this is what I decided to do.
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're not going
to make Doom and Gloom because some of this weird shit,
some of it's it's all weird shit, not some of it,
but also like, there's a lot of really wonderful things
about Florida. So I thought, here's the thing. There's probably hundreds,
maybe thousands of these headlines. Yeah, like there's just there's

(19:06):
no shortage. We could have gone on. We could have
made this an entire podcast season of Florida.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I know for sure. Can you go back to Upstate
New York though? And can you give me like one
or no? Are we not going to do that? Because
I can tell what you're smarting.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Because there's only one that I'm thinking of and it's
just awful.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Can you please? I just told them I just shipped
my pants. Jay can you please.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You didn't just do that?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, just I told the story of that. No, I
didn't think I should have clearly.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Can you please tell the story? So no, it's awful.
There was a boyfriend and a girlfriend. There's a couple.
They were known for just how you know, the drug
use and the constant you know, calls to the cops
and it's just it was a lot, right, and one

(19:54):
night an ambulance came and had to rush her to
the hospital. The girl friend, she was totally not totally okay.
She survived and it was fine, but they got so
messed up on whatever drugs they were using that he
I can't actually can't.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Say, oh, you can't do it. I'm not going to
do it.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
He attempted, tom I can't. Okay, it's really dark, it's
real dark. But he injured her internally, very bad. Not
with his any nothing like sexual, but he injured her
real bad because he was so off of his you
know whatever. It's just so and it was weird stuff
like that, and everybody would talk about it because.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Was it an object that he utilized?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, Jade's I had I had to bleep that I
could we can't. We can't air that.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, please don't know when I tell you, I can't
tell the story. Just take me, just go okay, leave
it alone, live her alone.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I was going to say, I mean the rest of
the states, like I read this headline today, Like, no,
I just want everyone to be clear. If you love Florida,
if you're from Florida, we're not We're not picking on you.
It's just a phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
What was I going to say was that I had
to pick. I had to pick a certain amount of headlines.
So I picked five of them. Yes, I made them
dates significant because there's so many tissoes for mine. Didn't
know how to pick. But then I also have a
list of morely cool facts and awesome things about Florida.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And that's so fun. I do want to just say
before we start, I am from Indiana. Okay. It is
easier to buy a gun there than it is to
cancel a gym membership. It is, you know that. I
think they give them to you when you get to
middle school or even elementary.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
You get the gym, You get a gun with the
gym membership if you pay like six months in.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
A right, Yeah, if you lock in the long term rate.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know, like a thing
an incentive Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I just saw a headline today leading the US by
a mile in STDs one in every one hundred Mississippian. Yeah,
look at it's on TMZ. Yeah, one and one in one.
If you had a hundred Mississippians in a room, one
of them has a herpes or something, that's all. It's like,
that's that's that's a pretty stacked number.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, yeah, literally. Okay, okay, So this is what I did.
I have five headlines, and I decided to do like
a like a little birthday theme, so I did. Now,
they're not they're not year specific to like the date
of birth, but like the month and the day. So
I did your birthday, my birthday, Kevin's birthday, my sister

(22:28):
Tanya's birthday, and then I did November eleventh, eleven eleventh.
Since this is our eleventh episode, So those are the
five headlines. So the first one we will start with
is Ryan's birthday. This is a story from April eleventh,
twenty nineteen, six years ago. You were just a little

(22:51):
spring chicken at thirty eight years old.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Okay, go ahead, yeah, yes, god.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, so this is the this is okay guys, now
I have to say this that I cannot stress this enough,
and I will say it before I read every single one,
is that these are those things that you really have
to pay attention to because at no point after I
say the words Florida man, will you have any prediction
on where this is going? Because they're just words slammed
into a headline. Like you can't even make sense of it,

(23:20):
you know what I'm saying, Uh huh yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Where It's almost like by the time you get to
the end of it, you forgot how it started.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, and you feel disoriented, like on a spiritual level.
It's pretty weird. Okay. So this one says Florida man
threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles. Police say, okay, yeah,
so this is on April eleventh, twenty nineteen. This is
in Brevard County. A Florida man is a waiting trial

(23:48):
after screaming obscenities and threatening to destroy everyone. I don't
know why that kills me with an army of turtles,
according to police. Thomas to Vaney, Lane, sixty one, was
jailed in Brevard County facing multiple charges of breaching the peace,
misusing nine to one one, and resisting an officer without violence.

(24:10):
According to Bervard County and jail records, Lane was quote
yelling out obscenities, constantly calling himself the saint, his turtle
army will destroy them, and stating they would all see
what would happen in an hour? Okay. Quote here's my
I have questions number one number one. Growing up, I

(24:31):
know my dad Italian Catholic. I don't recall a Saint
of turtles. I don't know if I'm he also grow Catholicryan.
Is there a Saint of turtles?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
And you know I don't call that. I'm look though,
because there is like.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
A saint, so I'm not Maybe there is, maybe like.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
That Saint Patrick was. I believe he drove the snakes
out of Ireland like he was in I'm gonna look
up Saint of turtles?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Is there a Saint of turtles? Can we just because
this guy is claiming he's calling himself the.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Saint, Yes, there's a Saint of turtles.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
What's the saint's name? Saint?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Ka Terry Techa witha techawitha consider the patron Saint of
turtles due to her father's membership in the Turtle clan
of the Mohawk tries. So this is more of a
Native American thing. Okay, so this is not a Catholic
Saint of turtle.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But the saint's name is not Thomas Debaine.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
This is a Catholic saint I'm reading.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, this is wild.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, there's a saint of turtles.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
But is this like a new saint? Is this like
one of those like every day there's a national ex
girlfriend day. You know what I'm saying? Is that what
we're doing? Now?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
This she was born in New York.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
No, no, no, no, this is not This is not a
saint from the good book that we learned about.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh wait, this is sad. She contracted smallpox in the
epidemic and died from.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Probably from a turtle. Okay, So anyway, here's the thing.
Can we just discuss, Like, first of all, I don't understand, like,
is it actual turtles? Is it men dressed in soups
like teenage and turtles? Because that to me is more threatening.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's very threaten. Those four could kick some ass.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Dude, imagine if there were. And also every he's saying
everything in an hour in an hour like he just
got he has like a dog whistle, but it's for
turtles and to blow it and al shells just like
a swarm of shells coming down the street, just like
a river of turtle shells coming at you in County
for everyone. Do you remember what you did for your

(26:17):
thirtieth birthday? Because this is the kind of shit that
was going on on the other side of the world
on my thirty eighth birthday, thirty eighth birthday, six years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I couldn't tell you no clue, no clue. Wow, that's
really good. Well you ever have a turtle I had.
I had a tortoise named Taco. I'm gonna tell you
two things though. This is just coming to me. When
they're hungry, they can be mean, they can be destructive.
I've had my toe bitten by a hungry tortoise. Not fun.
Not fun.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Did you bleed.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
It bruised? Like under the toenail?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Is it right? Quicker? Do you have to like shake
it off? Does it hang from your foot? I'm serious,
I've never been been by a turtle. Does it like
you know, there's a clamp on and then you're like,
oh god, You're like you're like kicking, like.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
A snapping turtle where we're talking like bone breakage. But
it's like, yeah, you gotta, you gotta like I don't.
I don't want to say kick, but you've got to,
like you got to pull back real hard, like it's
it's got a good lock. I was outside putting a
ring doorbell on my old condo and he was out
on the front patio and he was hungry. Found them
strawberries and blueberries every day.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Did he climb the ladder? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, I was on the ground. It's not like I
was on a ladder.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I thought you were on a ladder doing the right.
You weren't on a ladder.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Do you think ring doorbells are attached?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
When was this heard? The ring dorbles fairly new what's happening?
And do you still have the turtle? No?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It was my ex's turtle. Okay, so she took. I
didn't want the turtle anymore. I mean it was cool
and stuff. I liked giving him strawberries, but then I
didn't like when you bit my foot. Also side another
side note about turtles tortoises, they're very horny, very they're
very sexually driven, really yeah, very Look up, do me
a favor, not just you, right now, Jay, everyone everyone listening.
Look up Google Diego the tortoise. This guy's a legend, legend.

(27:58):
Can you do it right now and tell me what
the headline says? Please? Diego the toys the tortoise.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh, first of all, the first time that comes up
is Diego to the tortoise saved his species.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
You know how he did that?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, it says yes. Diego the tortoise is credited with
helping save his species. Okay. He was part of a
breeding program in the Galapagos Islands and aimed to increase
the population of the critically endangered I don't even know
what's happening. Okay, hang on what Wait? What? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Diego is the father of like thousands and thousands and thousands.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Of Diego the giant tortoises, retiring after his high sex
drive helped save his entire species. Wait, I need to
know the person had so much sex he saved his species. Okay,
I can't. I gotta get out. What do you mean now?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
This is what they do, Jay, I'm telling you. People
think they're just these slow, dopey, docile things. They will
they can hustle, they can haul ass. We ellen and
I told a story on the air I don't know
last year about a tortoise who broke out of his
his backyard, his house, and thought he saw a female
tortoise and sprinted through a whole football field us down
like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of yards on his

(29:04):
on a friggin rocket, and he started humping this thing
that he thought was a female tortoise, but it turned
out to be a sprinkler.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
A sprinkler.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, I know, I know. That's a climactic for him,
poor buddy.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I know. Anyway, Also a searches as where as Diego
the tortoise now, and it says as a reward.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
For his services, oh salute man. You got to give
it up.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's like a prostitute turtle. It's weird.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
And he's retired.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Was returned to Espanola Island. Yeah, to live freely for
the rest of his life.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You think he still you think he still tries here and.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
There entry away, Diego is already home. I don't know.
It depends on his taste for Latina women, is all right?
Well anyway, okay, so that guy didn't obviously did the
saint did not take out everyone with an army of turtles.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I'm guessing that's all that ended.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't you know. What it was really weird is
that the article does not mention one actual living turtle
after all that.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh, there weren't even turtles.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Weird, right, Okay, there was turtles in his head, you
know what I mean, mental turtles. Okay, So my birthday
is the next one, and this was not. This was
not This did not get posted like the news story
is not from my actual birthday. The new story was

(30:25):
on September fifth. The arrest was made on my birthday,
which is August twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, good, we got a birthday coming up, by there.
Are you still gonna be in Florida on your birthday?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I better not be in Florida on my birth.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
How long have it's been?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
How many years?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Stupid? Oh my goodness. Okay, all right, so can we get.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Back to I'm ready, Yes, we're going. We're good. You're
doing great. You're doing great from my conference room at
the hotel. By the way, does anyone need the conference room?
Do we have to wrap this up?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I ope? At nine pm? No?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh, okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Okay, so this is the best one ever. Follow this along,
follow along with this.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Along, but we get it's the humidity.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Just scanning it before I even.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Read it out woman forgets how to read Florida Woolman headline.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, all right, Florida man arrested for trying to cross
Atlantic in human powered hamster wheel.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you start because I feel
like this one doesn't bother me.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Okay, Okay, you can't. Why because it's in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, what's what's the point? I mean, why?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Why?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Why arrest him?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Let him?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let him go?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
You want ocean?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah you can. No, you could do whatever you want to.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Have you heard of the US Coast Guard? These are
the water police. Okay, their job is.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Jay listen, just can you Okay? Yes, technically I know
what the Coast Guard is. I know that you can't
just go out and do anything on the ocean.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I know what they are.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I've heard of them. But if I wanted to go
out there on like in on a paddle board and
just go as far as I could, like, there's no
law against that. I could do that, right, I.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Mean, at some point someone might be like, excuse me,
sir in a boat with a little red little and
they I don't know, I don't know how to sound,
and they might go like, what are you what's happening?
Because this is an unsafe distance from the shore.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
But that's that's up to me. If I'm the guy
in the hamster. By the way, the ingenuity on this guy.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Get in a hand. First of all, First of all,
let's put a pit in the ingenuity for a second.
That's just good. Come back to this because it's concerning. Okay,
So this is not like it's not being in the
ocean is not like a human rights point. It's not
like you just be like, well, it's up to me
if I just want to be like out there in
the middle of the you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I kind of think it is I disagree you and
I splinter off here if I go, if.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I go outside and I go, you know what, I'm
just tired and there's nothing cozier than a crosswalk and
I want to lay in the street. Someone's gonna coach
to me and be like, excuse me, ma'am. If I
don't get hit by a car first, you're gonna go like,
are you okay? So if a shark you're ask first,
the coast Guard might come and question your choices. That's
all I'm saying. I don't know if you're gonna get arrested,
but they might go, what's happening here? No?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
You know why it's different because if you're laying in
a crosswalk, you are impeding traffic from driving across that crosswalk.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You're going to impede a boat at something or not.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You know how big the ocean is, I'm aware. Yeah,
uh huh, you're fine. No one's gonna tale. No one's
even gonna know it. How did he get caught? By
the way, what happened? Tell me more story? It's still
bad to I mean, I really I didn't know I
was going to defend this guy.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I mean, I don't. I don't know that the purpose
of this this episode is to like root for these people,
do you know what I mean? But let's just say,
let's just read the story and say, okay, a Florida
man was arrested after a bizarre three day stand off
at sea. Yeah okay, with the US Coast Guard water
police for trying to cross the Atlantic.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
And tell me, you just added water police to remind me.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yes, okay. A bizarre three day stand up at sea
with the US Coast Guard for trying to cross the
Atlantic in a human powered hamster wheel. Okay. His name
was Raza Balucci faces federal charges after he was found
seventy miles off the Georgia coast with Hurricane Franklin taking
aim at the Eastern seaboard. Yeah, he didn't check the

(34:51):
weather obviously, Okay. He was too busy putting this big
boat together whatever he was in with this hamster wheel. Okay.
They spotted him and intercepted him. When questioned during the
twenty sixth August incident, mister Blucci said he was heading
for London on his vessel.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh wow, that's it, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Right, No, nope. Now, based on the condition of the vessel,
which was afloat as a result of the wiring and buoys, okay,
the US Coast Guard officers determined Blucchi was conducting a
manifestly unsafe voyage. Okay. He then allegedly threatened to kill
himself with a twelve inch knife anyone tried to arrest him,
and also claimed to have a bomb on board his craft.

(35:36):
On August twenty eight, the birthday Jay. After days of
trying to get him to board the Coast Guard vessels,
he admitted that he did not have a real bomb,
and a day later officers were able to get him
to disembark. A day so this went on for four days,
four days, well maybe three days. Standoff was the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
But yeah, so this was so they just floating alongside
of him, talk. They're just talking back and forth they
did in ships.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
You know, He's like, I'm gonna go shower, I'll come back.
You take over, and you keep talking to him. You know,
maybe they brought him like a volleyball named Wilson. I
have no idea what was happening.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
How do you he's inside the ball, Like, how are
they talking? Does he have a window?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Amster wheel? So it was like open on the sides
and then this is huge thing. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I was picturing like a giant. I was thinking it
was like a big like spherical capsule. No, it's a wheel.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Okay, this looks like a wheel. Okay, it's a wheel,
wheeze and wire.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
So they're just chatting as he's as he's still walking
to keep himself afloat.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It's like a cylinder and it's open on both sides.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Looking at it, I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's all like wires, almost like a gate, and the
edges are almost like like all buoys on the side,
like yeah, right, but it's open. And he was just
just you know, crawling along and then it was just
wheeling its way to London. It was very sane and.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I feel insane agreeing with this because of your response
to that.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I'm glad that's the emotion. Ryan.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You know I brought Carrie Steele in last episode.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You know Sandy Stack, who does afternoons on Coast Love her.
Of course she's here. I'm gonna see if she's in there. Sandy,
Can you come in here really quick? If you're in there, please,
we're recording our podcast and I have a question for you.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Are you gonna put her on the spot.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I'm gonna just make sure I'm not crazy? Hi? Can
you would you mind grabbing this mic? I just have
a question for you. Do you have a second? Okay,
you're on the podcast. Just throw on Dar's headphone so
you can hear Jay. She's remote.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh come, where is she?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
There?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
You go Okay, there you are. Wait, I can barely
hear her.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, turn up that volume all the way.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Or press the other button. Are there's a toggle? Okay,
So Jay and I are in the middle of a dispute.
By the way, welcome to the podcast Say It Anyway,
Episode eleven than in Florida.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Congratulations on the podcast, guys, already at episode eleven. That
is impressive.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Thank you. Okay, So I feel a little because I
don't think there's anything wrong with this in Jade does
this episode. She's in Florida and we're doing.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Don't set her up. Don't set her up for it, Sandy, Sandy, Yes,
I'm going to read you a headline. Okay, I'm gonna
tell you. I'm gonna tell you a little bit about
the story, and you're gonna tell me your opinion of
this person.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
How which time do you have? Did you do your
sign off yet? Or no?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
No, it's okay, let's just I'm in it to win it.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Here's the title. Florida man arrested for trying to cross
Atlantic in human powered hamster wheel. Okay, this is a
three day standoff with the US Coast Guard. Found seventy
miles off shore from Georgia telling these guys he's going
to go to London in a friggin human man made
hamster wheel. Go ahead and give me your opinion on this.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Well, first of all, I saw a picture of that
online and I thought it was ai because it was
so dumb. I was like, is this even real? And
then I was sad that it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It's real?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (38:58):
It reminded me of a at first. Remember those aren't
those what are those things called that you can actually
go in on land and like jump around in.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yes, that's what I was picturing. Is she's yeah, the
big ball.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, that's what it looked like, because that's what I
saw the guy in the ocean.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
But like here's where we're going, Sandy. Yes, one of
us feel like, why is there anything wrong with this?
Good for this guy, he's innovative, while the other one
feels like this is insane and you can't just do
whatever you want in the ocean and there's ocean police
called the US Coast Guard. It's not just a free
for all. Those are the two sides.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Look, it's an idea, it's just not a good one.
Where is his food?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Where?

Speaker 4 (39:31):
What if a shark gets it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's not That's not my worry.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Does anybody have a job anymore? That's my question. Does
anybody work? Does anybody actually worry? I just don't think
this is an offense personally. Let's put the cards on
the table.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I find the guy innovative and creative and by the way,
getting exercises. He goes to London from Florida. Bravos. Do
you know that step count? Do you know what his
apple watch is saying? At the end of this thing?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
You just think the ocean is gonna know the exact
way he wants to go. It's gonna roll around wherever
the current takes. My problem, then, do you think he's
that smart?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
No, he's not smart. I'm not defending his intelligence.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I start the problem, Ryan, because they have to, like,
like you know, be in.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Charge of the All I'm saying is I would post
bail for this guy.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Wow. Do you what is Does he have a passport?
Is it going to wheel up again?

Speaker 4 (40:19):
But Ryan, we have to think of these things. You're
just thinking of one one simple angle. We're thinking of
how is he actually going to make it work out there?
I don't care about that, but that's all we think about.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
You don't care about the destination, That's all I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Ryan is being such a guy right now. All the
details you and I are like obsessed with, and Ryan's
just like, that's cool that he thought of that.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I love it. If the guy invented this contraption which
they're calling a vessel, which is also a sidebar hill
areas and then just like in his yard and you're like,
oh my god, this is so cool, fantastic, And the
minute he rolled out seventy miles out, I'm done. That's
where I check out.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Yeah, I'm like, look, if you want to make a
bounce that's like a bounce house type thing, right, Yeah,
I support in your backyard.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
That's let me get a kiddie pool and stick it
in the ocean and get like an ore and see
how far we get. You know what I mean. No,
you can't do this kind of shit.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Okay, sorry, I'm out numbered. Thank you, Sandy, thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay, Okay, next headline. I'm not going to bask in
that too long, okay, yep, okay. So the next one
is Kevin's birthday, which is June twenty ninth. This is
also twenty nineteen, so this is also six years ago. Okay,
this one does not start with Florida Man. It starts

(41:35):
with the word officials, you're ready, okay, officials. Florida man
robs Wendy's after grilling burger. So he because you should
never rob a place on an empty stomach. Okay, So
he went in. He's like, you know what, this is
going to be a lot of work, and I'm a
little hungry. So he, you know, grilled a burger. Yeah,

(41:59):
eight robbed you.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But that tells me really quick, and I know you're
gonna have more to the story. That tells me he's
probably a former Wendy's employee. If you're getting in there and.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You know how to operate that grill, there's an.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
There's an aspect of know how involved in that. I
can't look if you or I which we would never do.
And I'm not condoning robbing anything like I condoned that
last story. Uh, if you or I went into a
Wendy's right now, do you think we could figure out
how to grill a burger?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I mean it's already on.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
No, like if it's not like what if it's closed?
Obviously it's closed, he's breaking in.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean, like one of my first jobs is McDonald's,
So I feel like I could make a burger.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Was that the truck stop McDonald's. Yep, Okay, so you'd.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Be I didn't work in the kitchen, but like it's
all grossly there with like in between, like with the
paper and you just stick them the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be able to figure it out.
I'm pretty I have. I have like a high degree
of aptitude of most things that I couldn't do.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You could? You could grill a burger? Have you ever.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Not at a Wendy's. I feel like the switches are different.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Those switches. It's always on. What do you mean that
grill is always on you and the burgers are there
and you're just flipping them, and it's like it's on
the whole time. Gine switched.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I'm using a full name. Okay, you're telling me if
a Wendy's closes at two am and everyone leaves for
the night, that grill is on.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
No, I don't think it's on overnight. But I don't
know if he ropped I think he Oh he did
rop it at night.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I think it's probably just a power switch underneath. You
know what I mean, what are we doing? Click a
click a cook and get like a lighter. I don't
think you're doing all that. It's just like just flipping on.
It's fine, Okay, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter a
little bit about that.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
I want to come back. You thought with customers and
everything I.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Did, which made the story so much more fun to me.
I was like, sorry, sorry, excuse me, I'm about to
rob you starving. No, no, I got it. Just move to
stuff aside. I'm gonna make my own burger. I'm not
a criminal, Okay, I can cook for myself. Okay, I
can cook for myself and steal my own safe thanks
so much by okay. So, Florida officials say they're looking
for a hamburgler who broke into two restaurants, fixed themselves

(44:10):
some food, and then stole money the Martin County Sheriff's
office as the suspect forced his way into a Wendy's
in Jensen Beach, Florida by smashing a window with a
brick so they were closed or not. Maybe he just
wanted to make a surprise entrance. He then fired up
the grill, made himself a hamburger, fired up the grill,
he turned it on. I told you guy with the
stores safe, which also, what are we doing with the safe?

(44:30):
Are we shooting it open?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Really getting a stethoscope and listening for the click noises
like they do in the movies? Like what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oceans eleven? Stuff? What do you do with a safe?
I never understand when people steal the safe?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
This matter, he says. The man also tried to rop
a gas station but could not break him. So, okay,
that was that happy birthday, Kevin. Here we go next one,
Tanya's birthday, which is December sixth. This is in twenty seventeen,
so this is eight years ago. Tanya was like three,
just kidding, okay. Florida. Okay, so this is an other
one of like if we're going to glass half full this,

(45:01):
let's talk about people who are determined and won't take
no for an answer. Okay, yeah, Florida man charged with
attempted murder after failed marriage proposal. So I wouldn't say
he took that very well? Do you know what I mean?
Deputy say a Florida man attempted to shoot and kill
his ex girlfriend and her friend and her friend the
day after she rejected his marriage proposal. The victim told

(45:23):
police she and suspect Gordon Covey had broken up about
five years ago.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh five years okay, yeah, he proposed after a five
year breakup.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
The friend is probably a guy, because why would you
be like, he's probably enraged with jealousy. I'm just guessing.
It doesn't say so. But here's the thing. The woman
told investigators that on November thirtieth, Covey had proposed to her,
and when she refused, he, at forty eight years old,
forced a ring onto her finger.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Oh no, she shifted on there, Oh no.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Rest report. She said she later took off the ring
and left it in his car as he drove her
to her parents' home. So I'm little also concerned about
how old is this girl? Because he's forty eight, she's
lives at home. What's happening? I have no idea. It
doesn't tell me. The next day, she received a series
of threatening text messages from him, According to the report.
The victim told police that Kobe repeatedly demanded she returned

(46:16):
the ring address. He said he bought her and sixty
dollars to him. She said she told me the ring
could be found in his car. Never mentioned the dress
with the sixty bucks. Now, what a gold digger. Okay,
totally just joking. She's not. Nobody deserves to be attempted
murdered anyway. This guy drops the shells, he shoots a fridge.

(46:38):
Nobody gets hurt. But what a lunatic. Okay, Happy birthday, Tanya.
And then and then we have our eleven eleven story
for episode eleven. Now, if you guys don't know by
now you know, shame on you. But god do I
love a play on words. And these people at this

(47:01):
Orlando Orlando news what is this news which just like
news six from Orlando? My god, this guy, this Adrian
with his editor, I don't know who wrote this. I
can't listen to this follow along Ready the headline is
Romaine calm.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh I already love my so good? He asked to
me about lettus right if he's starting with Romain.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Okay, Romaine calm. Florida man accused of lashing out at
fast food workers over lack of lettuce. This happened on
November eleventh of twenty twenty. So it's been a rough year.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Okay, we're what six months into the pandy?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah we are, we are. Oh yeah, we're fully immersed
in the pande. And this is in Largo, Florida. A
Florida man threw a fit at a fast food restaurant
because the eatery didn't have any lettuce to put on
his sandwich, according to the Largo Police Department. Police said
they were called to Checkers on Almerton Road around eleven
thirty pm November fourth, after employees reported that Henry whatever

(48:03):
his last name is, forty nine was beating on a
glass window of the drive through and screaming at employees
because they didn't have let us to put on a sandwich. Okay,
have you ever been to a Checkers, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I can't say that I have. There was one that
I know growing up, Like it always looked like I
didn't want to go there, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, Yeah, I've been to one.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You have, Yeah, And they're not bad.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
They're usually low on lettuce. Other than that, they're no.
I will say this, guys, it is. It does say
in the article that it's unclear if it's related, but
the FDA had recently announced like over thirty three hundred
cartons of lettus that were potentially contaminated with E cole i.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
And of course it's really no let us.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I don't think that he was following the FDA, you know,
he was the warning. So it seemed like this guy
was on top of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
No, no, no, no, but.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah he he got he got arrested for that. You know,
you can't be banging on windows and yelling at people.
I tell you from a slugshot, he does not look
like someone that would have that would have been appeased
by lettuce.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Really, oh, it was more than the lettuce.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
You think it's deeper than lettuce.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Okay, yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Is deeper than than than romaine for sure with this guy.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
But also hold on really quick, really quick. And I'm
not I'm not going to try to defend this guy
like it did the Hamster guy. But I have been
I have knocked on a drive through window before.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, this is banging and screaming. Have you done that?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't know what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You don't know? No?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Like okay, you know, like when like Taco bell closes
and like the main restaurant closes right, and like you're
super hungry and you're there and maybe like you're walking
by because you're like in you know, in a city.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You're not in the car.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, no, no, and like they won't serve you, and
they pretend like they don't hear you. So you like
really start wrapping on the window a little bit just
to get them, just to be wrapping.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
You're not knocking your wraps.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It's a wap. Yeah, it's a wap. Mm hmmm. I mean,
I'm just I'm asking if you're aware of like that
that could happen to somebody.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Unfamiliar with that phenomenon. What do you tell us about it?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
No, No, it's fine. We're running the long time. Someone else
needs that conference from.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Gohad, nobody needs this conference room. Okay, so these are
some fun highlights of the year, Florida Man highlights of
the year. Then I will start talking about all the
nice things about this great state.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Okay, Okay, I'm ready. I'm just gonna you're gonna you're
gonna go through these real quick.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
No, I won't even come. I'm just gonna you won't
even know him here.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Okay, not my fault, the truck don't surf. Florida man
ar wrestler or driving car into the ocean.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Not what I fault, the truck don't don't surf.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Larida man was arrested up Or he drove through a
closed beach and into the ocean. During his arrest, he
could be heard telling deputies that he just wanted to surf,
and it's not his fault the truck don't serve.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
And by the way, it is his faulta truck don't surf.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
It's not he didn't get that. He didn't get the
aquatic package on that Toyota Tacoma. Okay, here we go.
Next one Florida man impersonates security to get into Taylor
Swift concert. That did not work out for him. He
was forty four years old. See that you could do
that this year for me? You could live up to
these Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
You know what it is thought about doing that stuff.
You know they act like you belong. I mean this
guy clearly didn't. He didn't play the part right or
they wouldn't have known.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
He totally blew it. Swift's Miami concert ruined it. Next
one Florida man had hours long junk food feast inside
closed Wallgreens. This guy went to the bathroom in Walgreens
for five hours, came out, store is closed. He proceeds
to just go nuts and snack out. Okay, yeah, he

(51:51):
told the officers, I came in here to use the bathroom.
After being in the restroom for nearly five hours, he
started running around the store, treating himself to various items
such as to Studo, spinach, chip chips, Reese's chocolate pepper,
and Newport cigarettes. Oh, I want to re smoked inside
the Walgreens. Okay. A Florida woolman. A woman stormed the

(52:15):
capitol in a scuba mask, just looking for the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Which capital, Florida Capitol? Or was that the January sixth capital?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Wait? What does it say?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That had to be in the US capital. People don't
storm capitals.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, this is the US January sixth. But she
just wanted to use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
All right, with a scuba mask, So she drove from
Florida in a scuba mask.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
She must have to really go, she had to poop.
Sounds like somebody too much.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Good getting caught up, getting caught up in a in
a you know, storming the Capitol. All you had to
do is just.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I don't not taking any sides, but I have a
scuba math song and I need to go to the bathroom.
This is not political for me at all. I just
really it's an emergency. Oof. Yeah, okay. Next one I
could barely say without literally gagging. Barida man takes on

(53:17):
bizarre challenge of eating a raw chicken every day. Hmm.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You know, I would never say something, you know, callous
or cold like that, but in that instance, I would say,
good luck, God, bless you on your journey. You know,
this is just thinning the herd. Let's go see you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Oh my god you. He filmed himself eating slabs of
raw chicken and chugging raw egs for his four hundred
thousand Instagram followers. But what people will do for the
gram is unbelievable to me. For a few months, he
said he planned to eat raw chicken every day until
he quotes get a tummy ache.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
A guy doing that uses the word tummy ache.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Is it tummy ache? Oh, it's a hip guy.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Continue, You're so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It's done. No, no way. There's a couple more.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Okay, Florida man saves neighbor from jaws of eleven foot
gator by hitting it with his car.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay again, I'm gonna salute this Florida man. That's a
good that's a good deed, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Heiroo, yeah, yeah, yeah. The neighbor was going to be
about to be eaten by an eleven foot gator and
this guy came up and just hit the gator with
the car.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Hell yeah, save full support.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Good news. Okay, next one, you made it all the
way to the top. Florida man arrested after scaling cell tower.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Okay, what are we doing up there? What goes on
at the top of serious?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I guess no bar at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
He was trying to use my parents internet and he's
like this sucks.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
What's this betfall? When he started climbing like a monkey.
Here's another rollman. One Florida woman leads deputies on chase
and stole an ambulance. Don't steal an officials car, man,
especially one only to be saving lives in. What are
you doing If.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You're gonna steal like an official car, make it like
a park rangers like four by.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
The guy's car wants to drive into the ocean.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Still take that car? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Florida man arrested after making bomb threat against himself.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Oh okay, how's that gonna work? Why would he? By
the way, another one I don't get. Why is he arrested?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Probably just for wasting their time?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Well, bomb too could hurt other people. I guess it's
just kill yourself peacefully. You don't need to be like
so like intense about it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Sorry, Next one, Florida man buys mask at gas station
to burglarize bank across the street. Okay, well that's an
efficient criminal, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Okay, this guy down on aaron time, he's like, you know.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Got my steps in for the day. It's right across
the street. Damn it, I forgot my ski mask. Okay, jesus. Okay.
So that's it, guys, we need to balance this out.
To balance this out, Okay, jay, I'm gonna give you
some good, yummy, beautiful facts about Florida. Oh good from
a bias I called visit Florida dot com. But nevertheless,

(56:27):
it's going to be great. Obviously. The climate is like
the number one thing great, the ocean and the is.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
This like a disclaimer is this what you're doing here?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
No, this is one of the things that's great.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
What okay, you're you're okay, keep going. You're just you're
telling us good facts from visit Florida dot com.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
No, it's fine. This is are all legit. It's fine.
I mean I didn't vet them, but it's fine. It
all sounds it sounds great.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
So ocean and golf temperatures can reach well into the
eighties during summer, and swimming as possible year round in
South Florida. It's a very aig photo of water that
looks like just it's it's beautiful. Florida has the longest
coastline and one hundred and ninety seven miles with eight
hundred and twenty five miles of accessible beaches to enjoy.
It's the only state that borders both the Atlantic Ocean

(57:13):
and the Gulf. Wherever you are in Florida, you are
never more than sixty miles from the nearest body of
salt water. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
That is cool.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Outdoors, Florida has more than nine thousand, two hundred miles
of hiking, bicycling, equestrian and shared use trails and over
four thousand miles of paddling trails. It has a ridiculous
amount of state parks. Doesn't matter. I'm not who cares.
I'm not a camper. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Definitely, it sounds like you care. Honestly. That's where I'm
at right now.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Florida is the boating and fishing capital of the world.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Didn't know that. The world didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah. Yeah. It has more than seventy seven hundred lakes,
eleven thousand miles of rivers. That's insane. That is insane,
and has produced more than nine hundred world fishing records,
more than any other state or country. Okay, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I caught a shark in Florida.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay from you when you were on your palwdle board
in the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah, my hamster wheel. No, I was on. I was on.
I was in the keys and I went and we
were fishing like a baby shirt Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
put it back. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh god, Okay, okay. Florida has not only alligators and crocodiles,
which are weird, but also panthers, sea turtles, manatees, and dolphins,
and at least five hundred and sixteen species of birds.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I wonder if the sea turtles are as uh frisky
as the land turtles.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I don't know. This was funny to me because we
have our version of this in California. But the theme
park section So Florida is a theme park at the
center of the world. All of the titans of family
entertainment are here at Disney, Universal, SeaWorld, Lego, Land, Bush Gardens,
Damn Crazy Right. Orlando trects more visitors than any other
amusement park destination in the United States. You ever go
to seven, I think when I was a kid, its dull.

(59:00):
Oh my god, Oh yeah, that's probably fun. The Walt
Disney World Resort opened in nineteen seventy one and is
a planet's most visited and biggest recreational resort.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Do we think that's where Walt is frozen.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Deep underground because it's too fucking hot here for anything else.
Or he might just be like in a freezer, like
inside their version of It's a Small World that you
don't eat, you pass it constantly. Of no idea he's
in there, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Maybe he was at that Wendy's that guy robbed in
that you walk in.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Freezing Do you know the artist salvat or Dolly.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah? I do. By the way, my favorite god.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
And his monumental like masterworks are here at the Dolly
Museum in Saint Petersburg. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Did you know? And did we? I don't know. Was
this me and you talking about this on the pod
that Dolly died in like the seventies or something? I
thought like Salvador Dolly was like, you know, like Michael
Angelo or whatever, like he oh no, he was here,
like he like owned a Ford tourist.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Recent Yeah, isn't that crazy? Yeah? Did you say he
owned a Ford tourist. That's hilarious. Okay, Florida produces more
than seventy percent of the nation's oranges, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
And then here's a little fun baseball fact.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I like baseball people. Spring training Baseball has been a
Florida pastime for more than one hundred years. Currently, fifteen
Major League teams train in the Sunshine State. Yes, that's
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
That is cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
It's pretty cool. And then just for you for your
Daytona Beach story, I will end with this Daytona Beach's
City Island Ballpark was the site of the first integrated
professional baseball game. That stadium is now named after its
brave hero, Jackie Robins.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I love that. I did not know that. Yeah, what
a nugget.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
So there you go, there's your nugget of information. And
you also, what was really funny about this is that
we had some fun naming this episode. Obviously, we ended
on Florida Comma Man, like Florida Man the only option.
So I hadn't done we haven't done this pod cast
in like two weeks, and I was just itching, I
create on this thing and just go nuts, and I
love it so much, and so I was I don't know.

(01:01:06):
It took a nice fifteen or sixteen minutes the other
night and I just started, like I blacked out and
like opened my eyes, and I had like twenty two
different possible titles for this episode, and it just became insane.
Usually I have two to four just so you guys
have like a little backstory. Like I normally come up
with the titles and then the description, and then I
send them to Ryan and then he judges them up.
And you know, that's kind of how we the system

(01:01:29):
of how we do this. But I came up with
so many that I had to put them in a
note and I was like, check off the ones you like,
and so he checked off four he liked, and I
checked off four I liked. I'm not going to share
all one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And that's still like about sixty four of them, but
go ahead and did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
But before he the one of the ones he picked
was Florida Man, which is the one that won. But
the first one was Ryan's Fine, jay'son Florida Florida Man,
which is what we ended up with. Crock this way, Yeah,
and then what the Florida Headlines? Like, wtf Florida headlines?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
That was so I was so cool? Was on that one?
What the Florida? Yeah? Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
These are my four that I that I like, which
are all dorky, but I love them and I'm a
dorc so it doesn't matter. Orange you glad it wasn't you? Crimes,
crocs and chaos, flip flop felonies, Yeah, and headlines from
the Bumshine State, Bum Jay good, you're cooking good?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Last thing before we go? Are you at least carving
out time to have fun?

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Not really, Honestly, I'm so slammed. I don't. I haven't
really had time to do like this is. This is
about the most fun I'm happing is doing this podcast right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That makes me say, I mean, I know there's like
stuff to do. Google see something, Jay, you just ran
down the nicest list of things to do in Florida
and you're not enjoying any of it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
No. I did go out and do like you know,
there's a cute little shops and the beaches right here
and stuff. But I just I've just been so busy,
and i've been because I keep getting work added that.
I have been just trying to get through as much
as I can, so I haven't done too much.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Are the casinos nearby? Like I know there's seminole tribes
that go just can you do like blow off steam
at some slot machines.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I'm not going to go to a casino here. No no, no, no,
no no, I'm not going to do a casino here.
Do what? Although I do I could. I'm real good
at a crafts table.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Okay, you know what? Really quick sidebar on casino. We
had a Coast Christmas in July party.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
And it looked so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
So I met we It's basically this thing where like
we invite all of our clients that are going to
advertise with us during the holiday season or hopeful times
right partners going forward, not even just the holiday season.
But it's kind of like a thank you, like, hey,
welcome aboard. This is how we get down right for
the holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Is it like a fun holiday networking thing? That's awesome?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, it's great. So you go around, you know, visit
with different people. I met the people from Yamava Casino
where I've never been to Yamava have you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh no, but I've heard amazing things about it, like amazing.
I want to go so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Same look at you type in you're looking up. What
are you looking up? You're looking up something. I don't
know what you're looking up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Anyway, I tell you why I wanted to go. Okay,
they have a lot of live music there. I am
and you know how I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
About Like I know this is what I was going
to talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
And tomorrow or I guess today or whatever Friday night.
I know the three eleven. I know three eleven, three eleven,
I know Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I flew to Saint Louis three months ago to see
three eleven, and they're right here at Yamava.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
You could have just er, oh my god. And they
have like so many cool things there that I want
to check out a front of mine one there they
have like an insane casino. They're the hotels gorgeous. I
just I can't tell me. So what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Od you meet the Yamava people did? But this is
why I bring this up, this story. You're gonna like this, okay,
and then I swear we're going to put a bow
on this. So they're going for a three pete in
the USA Today Reader's Choice for the repeat. Yeah, three peat.
It's like the Bulls Dynasty back in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yes, I'm excited. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Best casino outside of Las Vegas. We're talking in the US,
best casino outside of Vegas, first place two years in
a row, Best casino restaurant the Pines, first place two
years in a row, Best casino hotel. Okay, So here
we go. They're trying to they're trying to three people
listen to this. You ready? Yes, they tell me the
GM of mohegan Son, which I believe is in Connecticut.

(01:05:15):
You may have to correct me on that calls the
GM at Yamavah and says, we're coming for your crown
and I'm sorry, Yeah, we're coming for your crown. So
this guy calls the other guy at yamava Right, the
bad guy calls the good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
The bad guy from ohegan Son.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
H is that? Where's mohegan Son? Can you look that up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
There there's two of them. There's one in uh in
the in the Pocono's, there's one in Vegas. So I
don't know which one. But this guy, this GM who
called and did somewhere there is one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
There's the Connecticut. Yep, that's the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
This first of all, this guy who called and said
this guaranteed born and raised in Florida. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
That's Florida man behavior hockey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
And what the really cool thing is when Yamabah comes
up as number one again, it's going to be so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Mohican sounds currently in first.
So the guy called him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I think there's a voter fraud. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I'm just saying, if anyone wants to help us, if
you do nothing else other than follow, like subscribe, share,
yama vad dot com slash USA Dash Today. Go vote,
please just vote for Yamavah. They're partnering with us and
I just want them to do well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Okay, it's yama vad dot Com, y A A M
A v A dot com slash us A Dash Today.
You know what here it is. I'm going to put
this in the description of this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah, do it, and we could post it in our
stories too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
It'll be that I just don't I don't like that.
I don't like the attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I don't like the attitude either of the other guy. Yeah,
I don't care. That's crappy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
It's not good. And by the way, one more thing before.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
We Connecticut man loses.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Oh could you imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yes, I can't imagine. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah. The other thing about the whole Florida man thing
that I do want to say, And I know you're
going to agree with me on this. Sometimes it is
funny to read these headlines, but at the very core
of us, all of us as humans, we can't like
take you can't take pleasure in like some of these
things are like this guy's got like a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Yeah, these guys are having bad moments. And everybody you
know needs a little help, and yeah, for sure. And
there's a hundred of these stories in every other state
you know that are like, like you said that, we
just can't we don't see. But you know, we had
a good little laugh and uh and it was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Will Florida Woman be home in California next week for
a podcast Florida Woman's Gone Missing Show?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I can tell you that, Jim. I mean, it wraps
up our deep dive into the weird, wild and wonderfully
concerning world of Florida Man. And we learned some really
fun facts about Florida, which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Honestly, even from a distance. Jay, You're extra funny. Okay,
didn't know that was possible. I laughed, I almost cried.
I questioned humanity, and then I remembered it was Florida
and it all made sense.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah. Shout out to the real heroes out here in George,
fighting snakes, flip flops and questionable judgment.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
We will be back next week, hopefully from the same
zip code. But until then, say it anyway.