Episode 7 | Boy Bands & Bodyslams - Say It Anyway with Ryan and Jay

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My first concert was in the Nosebleeds, but I swore
I saw God or at least a guy with frosted.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Tips, minuts, smoke machines and a steel chair. Wwe baby,
And no, I'm not twelve.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm loyal. Today we're talking concerts, movies, and lifelong obsessions
we probably should have outgrown. Let's say it anyway, all right, Ryan,
all right, Jay? How you doing? I am strong?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're strong?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, that's an odd response to how you're doing.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm strong, feeling strong. I'm not like physically strong, Okay, yeah,
I'm not. I'm not like assessing my own physical you know, prowess. Okay,
I'm doing like overall strong.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Good. I feel better about that explanation because you freaked
me out for a second. How are you? I'm doing good.
I'm doing pretty good. Yeah, you know. Welcome back from
your trip? Yeah, thank you? It was so fun. It
was really nice. You went to like Saint Lucia, Yeah,
Saint Lucia, Aruba, curasaou who the hell goes to curasow?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Fu?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Can I do you know what I mean? Yeah? Good job?
It was great. Thank Yeah, I feel back, like very refreshed. Good. Yes,
it was a very refreshing trip. Good. Always sucks to
be away from from you know, my fam and the kids,
but sometimes you just need to do that. You know,
you got to step away for a minute and it
was nice. I'm here for that. Yeah, it was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've never done that, you know, I like to do
I lost your family for a trip, Well, I don't have, Well,
I have my family.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't have you know, yeah, your kind of family.
Like leaving Penny.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes I just like, you know, I'll just leave,
not even I'm kidding that true, I would never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I do like, did we talk about this? I do
like going to eat by myself? Yeah, I feel like
a lot of talk about this and I'm saying yeah
because I also like that, but no, go ahead, you
haven't y No.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I just feel like a lot of there's like a stigma,
and I guarantee we're going to get into all of
our stuff that we're talking about this week. But I
do that's something important that I think that people should
do more. Embrace going out to eat by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent going out to eat by myself,
you know what. Also, like Clark and I have done
this Clark's done this more than I have. Go to
a movie by yourself. Oh yeah, Actually, if it's one
you really want to see and you just can't find
somebody to like go with your whatever, you're like, I'll
just go watch it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't give a shot, because what's the point. Like, okay,
I'll give you an example. Our friend Amanda Sallis and
I went to see We went to the premiere week
two ago. I don't even know how long you've been going.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It feels like forever.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
We went to see the New Jurassic movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we went together, but we got there late. It was
like a media screening, right, So we were separated, so
I had to sit in a complete I had to
sit by myself.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh because there was there wasn't two seats together. So
they're like, all right, you go here, you go here.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Here's your seat, here's your right okay. And I realized, so.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Real quick, sorry, is this like the twenty seventh Jurassic
Park or what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's seventh, okay, And they really I feel.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Like they've been making them since the dinosaur you know,
was around.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Someone needs to come back and actually kill the dinosaurs again.
Because it's yeah, it's not we're manifesting them. It is
not good, and I'm sorry if anyone listening loved it.
Is just at one point, J there's dinosaur sex.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, like tail intertwining dinosaur sex, Like what are we
talking about? Yeah? How did you know?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just they don't show penetration. Oh that's good, But
there's like there's a whole is that what be like?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Next level? I feel like, yeah, I mean, like dinosaurs
are bigger than horses, So what are we talking about?
You know what I mean? I don't like to see never.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Need to say that, but yeah, there was dinosaur implied sex.
And like one of the guys that was on the expedition,
he was like, it's such a dinosaur fan that they
were getting a close up of his face and he
was crying while it was yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
We don't have it being emotionally moved by these two dinosaurs.
I think I'm a hard pass on this dress. You
don't need it or whatever. Seven you said seven, Okay,
you don't need to anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
My point, we went together, and but we weren't together right.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right, sitting together and we're watching it alone essentially, Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I realized, what's the point of going to the movies
with somebody?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You still you know I didn't like it, you didn't
like it alone. But you know, there's some movies you
want to see on a big screen, you know what
I'm saying, Like whatever, Sometimes there's movies like that you're like,
this is not going to be as good of a
payoff at home if I stream it, Like I need
to see this in a theater. So yeah, so that's
that's great. What else? How was your time without me?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was gone, miserable, just awful. I'm justkidding. I didn't
even notice. Yeah, you didn't even notice. You have a
whole radio show to You're still dabbling in how's it going? Great?
They're gonna make a thing of that? Still great? Good?
Good for you man? Still number one. I love that. Oh,
I just love that. You know, it's funny? What not funny?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And maybe I shouldn't even include this. It's funny like
how inside baseball? It's just it's not funny. I don't
even know why I prefaced it with funny. I was
peeing next to our president today and he said congratulations.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
In the restroom. Yeah, just I don't know what you
guys are doing, just like spot on the wall outside
you like you? Yeah, my heart, Okay, go ahead, sure,
And he said, hey, I wanted to congratulate you and
while you guys are paying this conversation and I thought, wow,
thank you. It is nice, isn't it. Oh my god? No,
I hope you responded like that. And I said, oh,

(04:43):
for you know, for what? Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And he said, wow, you're you're cube, which in radio
means your cumulative audience Oh yea yeah, yeah, is two
hundred and fifty thousand more people, uh weekly than it
was at this time last year.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I thought, wow, that's an actual jump. It's a good number.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah. How many do you know how many
like listeners you guys hit daily or weekly or whatever?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That it's a moving target. I mean it's I mean,
well into the millions.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
But I just thought, wow, a quarter million, then.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's a huge deal. That's a nice little Yeah. Are
you kidding? That's congratulations. We clinked penises and went on
our road. I can't, oh my god, can you imagine?
And then it's a click, like there're two glasses. Yeah,
we made the noise too. Oh my god, everyone washed
their hands after that. I'm sure. Yeah, okay, good because

(05:35):
hygiene is important.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I want to talk about I want to start. Can
we get into this episode because I feel like this
is a great transition.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, you take it back please?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh my god. Guys, I think that everyone who says
Jay does too much of the talking is definitely grateful
for that at this moment. Here we go. Okay, So
the first thing I wanted to talk about is concerts.
Oh yes, yeah, which is a good You know you're
in radio. I'm sure you've been to so many concerts.
Do you remember the first concert you ever went to?
Of course I do. How old were you six? Seven? Six? Yeah?

(06:10):
I think six? It was Oh my god, the Monkeys
really love that.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was only because of the TV show. Do you
remember that TV show that was they? They It aired
in like what, I don't know, the seventy six, but
then Nickelodeon or Nicket Night or whatever the hell brought
it back, and so when we were kids, the Monkeys
was on, and I just loved that TV show.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I've seen it since and it's awful. It doesn't hold
up at all.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Things.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's terrible, but at the time it was my favorite thing.
I was obsessed with Davy Jones. In fact, I learned
how to really kind of get a grasp of time
by watching that TV show. We would be on car rides,
like we'd go visit, you know, our family in you know,
Middle Indiana, and I would say, Mom, how long and
she'd be like, oh, two and a half Monkeys episodes

(06:55):
and gauge. Yeah, that made sense to me. So I
had to see them live. They came Star Plasant Theater, Maryville, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you know who opened for them? Who? Weird Al? Oh?
My god. I loved him. I still love him. He's great,
he's great. What happened to him? Is he still around? Yeah? Okay,
what do you mean? Yeah, I'm asking done. I'm an
active weird Al fan.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh wow, you were saying like he paid Madison Square
Garden this week? Okay this week? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, all right, sorry, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Weird Al opened for the Monkeys and it was fantastic.
And I've seen the Monkeys a couple of times. Obviously,
there's only one living left. That would be Mickey Dolan's.
Rest in peace, Mike Davy Peter actually met Davey my
old radio show in Chicago Q one on one, and
I had no business doing doing this at all. We
were a rock station, an alternative rock station. There was

(07:43):
no monkeys vibe, it's not we don't there's no ven
diagram in which overlap. Okay, but he was playing like that,
I don't know the whatever fair like some He did
a solo show at the Fair, Davy Jones, and he
and I established contact and I said, will you come
in and do the do the radio show with me?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And he's like, I'd love to, and uh.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I didn't play one song, one commercial. It was just
literally I just opened the mic with my idol, my
musical icon.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
God, how cool.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And he and I just talked for I think four hours.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's amazing. Yeah, it was on the radio for four
hours close to Did you get in trouble for that,
by the way, from the stage, Yeah you did. Yeah.
I figured maybe they wouldn't care because of who it was,
but they didn't. But they're like, that's not our that's
not our genre here, what are we doing.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
There was no trouble during They were at that point
kind of like to let it go.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Let him finish. Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was one of those after the fact that hey,
don't ever do that again.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You know you had your I mean and then hours
is a long fun What are you going to say?
You go, okay, yeah, sure, sure.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Also, you did it. You didn't never have to do
that again. You had your moment. I just did it.
That's amazing. Yeah, that's so fun and I love that.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, first concept, you're my first concert, yes, ma'am, So
I was wailder.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I think I was, like, I don't know, somewhere between
the age of twelve and fourteen, my mom let me
go with my friend Courtney to see Boys Too Men. Yes,
ma'am did she did she drop you off? Is it
a drop off or did she attend? No? No, my
mom definitely didn't attend. I can't remember if. Like, I
don't think my friend Corney's mom attended either. I think
we were dropped off, Like it was one of those
that we went together in the car. They dropped us off.

(09:10):
Montel Jordan opened for them. Oh this is how we
do it, yes, which I feel like, oh my god,
it was just like I loved it so much. It
was so great. It's funny like, I don't even remember
what my second concert was or like what happened after that.
I just remember going to that. I remember not having
good seat, like it wasn't even like we were just
being there and like that was my first introduction to

(09:32):
like people that I listened to that I loved and
seeing them in real life. And you know, God, I've
always since had a real thing for live music. Being
in front of live music. I've seen it. Yeah, I've
seen this. I get lost a little bit in like
whatever we're doing, I could care less. I just want
to watch the band or watch the show or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I love.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I love that so much. I have such an appreciation
for live music.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You and I were out a couple of weeks ago. Yeah,
there was a band, live band, yeah, at a country bar.
They started with some country songs and then they ripped
into like just you know, we're like some classics.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah right, And I didn't I didn't care
too much about a huge, huge country fan. I'm I'm
going to change that, by the way, Okay, recently. When
I say recently, I mean maybe in the last year
or two, I've become more appreciative of country music. To me,
country I don't know, Like I people get an emotional

(10:25):
response when they hear music. I'm sure I'm not the
only person that this happens too. And I feel like
country music is always sad. Like I was, like, someone
told me this joke once about like you know what
happens if you were a wind a country song, You know,
you get your your truck back, your girl back, got
the dog. That is an outdated stands on what country.
That's how long I've been like out of the country.
I was like, I just didn't. I had a whole
I had eras of growing up of like I loved rap,

(10:47):
I loved R and B, I loved alternative, I loved
whatever it's As an adult, what's what's stuck with me now?
That's like my music is like nineties alternative eighties music.
I love absolutely so much so that my my fortieth
birthday was like a complete eighties themed event and it
was amazing. Yeah, but so that's kind of what I'm
nostalgic for. But recently I've I have a couple of

(11:09):
good friends that are die hard country fans, Like they're like,
oh my god, we're gonna go to this concert in Vegas.
So and so's I'm like, god, who is that? They're like, no,
you know who that. I'm like, no, I don't, and
they'm like, no, you know the song? And then they
send me the songs. I've never heard the song, so
I and they're like really and I'm like yep, still
get nothing. And they're sending me videos from being like
in the pit the thing at in Vegas, and I'm like, cool,

(11:29):
story bro, never heard of these guys. Awesome. And so
then they had me start going to this Cowboy Palace
place that's out here right where it's like you walk
into this place and it is like you are back
in time. There are actual the you can't see it
a stitch of the ceiling because the entire ceiling is
covered and hanging cowboy boots. Oh, there's license plates on

(11:51):
the wall. And I was like, oh, I kind of
love this because it's very like you're not It doesn't
feel like you're you feels like you're back in time.
But so the place opens at I think six or
six thirty and at seven you pay like a cover fee,
you get like ten bucks, you get like a wristband,
and at seven o'clock there's there's line dance lessons. So
they they all invited me, and I'm so, I know

(12:13):
my strengths, and I know what I'm good at, and
I know what I'm not good at, and I will
tell you right now, you can try to choreograph this
girl till the day you die. And I can't do it.
Not doing it, Nope. So I was like, okay, I'm
here for let's do it. I got my my my drink.
I was and here's the thing. Let me back up.
This was a girl's night. So I went by myself.
I parked my car, I got there nice and early,
and I walk in and I was and I'm on

(12:34):
this text chain with like twenty three girls and I'm like, okay, guys,
I'm here. And I walked into a bar where there
were like two people sitting at the bar. This was
like from a TV show or a movie. Like there's
two guys sitting at the bar. I don't know, onees
maybe pushing one hundred and ten years old, you know.
And then like there's another guy over here at like
a little table on the right. There's nothing going on.

(12:58):
There's a band setting up, sure, but they're taking their
time like they don't have nothing for a while. The
bartender is whatever stereotypical bartender you could possibly imagine, like
lots of work done. You know, probably should have gotten
that tank top in a medium, she's sticking to an
extra small, you know, like this is this is just

(13:19):
this bartender. I'm like, this is great. I love this, right,
So I walk in. I go over. I'm like, well,
and I walk in and it's almost like one of
those things where you hear like a record scratch and
everything stops, and these three people all look at me
because I do not look like I belong in this
place at all. Right, It's like a Kardashian walked into
a Western film, do you know what I mean? And
I was like, oh god. And so I was like,

(13:40):
he just go get a drink and then go get
a table, because they're like, get us a table, and
I'm like I can't, no problem. I've never been here before,
didn't know the vibe. Okay, was not dressed appropriately, which
is my worst nightmare. And I you do, oh my god,
and here when there's like all I mean even know
they were like eight eyes. There was only eight eyes
on me, but all eyes were on me. Like I
was like I totally didn't fit the vibe. I was like, oh,
oh my god. Okay, okay, I didn't have anything to

(14:01):
fit the vibe of this place because I'm not. I wasn't.
I didn't grow up in the wild West, you know
what I'm saying. Like, I didn't. I would have needed
time and Amazon and whatever. So I didn't come prepared.
Boot barn.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
And by the way, side, note, any I don't even
know what that is.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Did you just what are you stuttering? What did you
just say?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Boot barn? What's that? It's a boot What do you
think it is?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's a boot, a barn where they sell It's called
boot barn. It's like shoe carnival. It's not a carnival, jay,
they just sell shit. You've never heard of shoe carnival.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, no, wait.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
There's no way you've never heard of shoe carnival.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh I have never heard of shoes. Okay, maybe that
was a Midwest thing. Whatever, it's not a barn. It's
not a carnival. It's a store.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And my point in saying this is that anytime there's
a country bar that opens, there should always be a
boot barn in the same company.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
There might have been. I was so focused on how
do I get to this place. It's in a weird
place in a town I don't really go to a lot.
And then their parking lot has like, you know, three
spots if you're lucky. So luckily I got one of
them because I got there seventeen hours before opening. And
I go in and now I got I got this
drink and I'm at the table. I'm going off on
a tangent because it was not part of Oh I
also have another tangent to get back to it when

(15:03):
you're so I'm I'm sitting over there and I'm just
anxiously like texting, the pretending like I'm on the phone
with the friends and I'm writing and I'm like, where's everybody, somebody?
I'm how far? And they're like twenty four minutes out.
I'm like come on, and I'm just like And so
then there's this guy who's probably close to my age
that I'm like, oh no, no, no, no no, for the guys
that are you got each got one foot in the grave.

(15:23):
That made me feel safer for some reason. This guy
comes over and he is just inebriated, and it is
six forty five I'm sure, Oh god, like, this is
not Let me just side note. You want to turn
a girl off like a fucking grown up girl, show
up drunk when it's still sonny out. Not a good look, okay,
just as any single guys out there listening that are

(15:45):
over thirty five, don't do that shit. Okay, we're not nineteen, Like,
knock it off. It's sunny, it's sonny out. You can't
see straight. I'm concerned about how you're getting home because
the party hasn't even started yet. I'm not joking. I
was like, oh my god. So he comes over and
he's like, hey, and I'm on my phone. I'm not
looking up for my phone. I'm like, do I do this?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Do?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I go like, oh, hey, sorry, I'm on the phone
and pretend I'm on a call because I am good
for that, dude. I will do that shit all day
long when I'm out, so I'll have a whole self
conference doesn't matter. So so he's like, he tells me
he's trying to talk to me, and he's like, are
you here with anyone? I'm like, uh yeah, hm, I'm
about to be They're all they're just part parking and
they're twenty three minutes out, I'm like, I can't do this.

(16:26):
I don't like I'm a talker until you put me
in a situation where I have to talk to like
a guy who's trying to hit on me, who's drunk,
and I feel alone and there's no one to hell,
and I'm just like rubbing my face with my wedding
ring and my eye like trying to go like can
you just go, like get out of here, Like I'm like,
and nothing's and I'm like, I'm married, but I don't
want to say I'm married. I didn't say that yet
because I was like, don't be an asshole, Like what

(16:46):
if he's not hitting on you, you know what I mean,
Like it might be gay. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
He's definitely not. But yeah, so that I kind of
get to put a pen in that because I'm like, hey,
I'm just I'm really, I'm on my sorry, I'm just
good because they're they don't've never been here, and I'm
just trying to help them get because I've been here.
WHI come here a lot, and so I don't know
what I'm saying. I'm just being so dumb right now.
I'm not even like no, like, so he getting him
for a minute, and then I'm like, oh, at best

(17:08):
time when I went there. This is the first time
I went there, so that time I still smoke cigarettes.
I'm I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna gouside for a
cigarettes one, going to go outside, and I'm just like
chain smoking until these girls. But then I'm like, oh
my god, I can't leave. They want me to save
the freaking table. Now people are trying to come in,
Soide go back in and I'm sitting there and I'm
like sitting at this table, which is basically the whole
corner of the bar because there's two dozen of us.
So finally some of them start trickling in and the
guy comes back over to talk to me, and my

(17:31):
friend Lloyd came over and she's the best, and I
don't like to hurt people's feelings, so like I'm entertaining
this conversation and he goes, you know, no, at this point,
he's just toasted, this guy, and he goes, you know,
I can't, I can't even okay, He's like, you know,
he goes, He's like, I have a credit score of
seven to twenty. No, And I go, Okay, that's not great,

(17:54):
but that's good. Okay, it's not bad, but okay, And
I'm just like, what don't this is? And I said,
let's listen to me, and he's like yeah, and I
go listen, don't don't. Don't share that with people. You
got it, like you're pushing like into an eight hundred.
That's something you want to go tell people about seven
twenties Like it's good, it's good, but you're probably still
like paying for points on a mortgage. I'm just saying like,
just don't, like you don't need to advertise that, you

(18:16):
know what I mean, Like, let's I'm going I'm gonna
help him with his game because it's not working on me.
It's not gonna work on me, but maybe I can,
you knows. Was like, let me just help people out. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Yes, Lloyd comes over and
he's like we should we dance. I was like, we
shouldn't do anything of the sort. Nope, And so he's
like that's literally what I said. And so Lloy goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, dude, dude,

(18:36):
and he's just like he's a cross side like dazed
looking at me, like he just can't. Like he's just
in a daze. And I'm like trying not to make
eye contact, like it's Jurassic Park, Like maybe I don't
look at it me, you won't notice, you.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
And so and I'm and I'm like eyes darting around,
like get me out. That's not gonna situate at this point.
I'm like, fucking teach me how to line dance. Sure,
sign me up, I mean. And so she comes over
and she's like kind of pushes my shoulder of and
she like, hey, hey, dude, dude, hey, hey, she's not interested.
Can you move on? Oh okay, looy, don't be so rude. Yeah,
thank you. And so he he's like, all right, right, guys,

(19:10):
you don't have to like just calm down. Everybody calmed down.
And I'm like you need to uncolm down because you're
a little too calm, dude, Like I don't know what
I'm worried about your heart rate at this point, I
don't even know what was happening, Like you have barely
have a pulse. This guy, and he fucking just kind
of shuffle slides away from us, like he's just like
his head is on a ball of jelly that once
was his neck and he walks away, right, and so

(19:32):
then I see him go do it to another girl
and goes, see, Lorid, that's why you should have shut
the fuck up, And she's like, why I go, because
now he's gonna go he's bothering this girl. Credit fucking terrified.
This is a deer in headlights over here. I had
this under control and I was helping him out, and
maybe that the next thing I could have done. It
was like, well, I'm like, how can we improve your
credit score? I don't know, you know what I mean?
Like we were going down the road. It was helpful.

(19:56):
This was a very long derailment. No, I don't like country.
My point was that was my introduction to country music.
I started liking it. Then I realized this line dancing
that night ended, by the way, with me in the
parking lot with the top line dancing dance instructor giving
me a private lesson with our cigarettes in our hand
outside and I still could get it. Yep. And she's

(20:19):
talking about do you remember the electric slide? And I'm like, listen,
I don't know what you're saying to me right now,
Yeah I do. I don't think I was great at
that either for being honest, but yeah, I remember it. Yeah,
and it was she spent so much time with me,
and I felt awful. But then what I realized was
amazing about line about line dancing is that any song
they put on you could line it line just Oh
my god. I was like, this is amazing, and I

(20:39):
really wanted to learn how to do it. So she
probably could, like I don't know, watch a YouTube video
at home and do that in the privacy of my
own house and not ruin everyone else's night over it.
But but yeah, yeah, so I'm I'm country.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Music is growing, okay, but some of the memories I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna do you a solid and send
you some really actually like And I know everyone says this,
like if you just hear this song, right, I'm gonna
send you something that I actually have heard that yet,
so you're the first. Okay, I'm going to do that,
all right, deal with it.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Uh listen. If you don't listen to him, just be like,
oh I like this one, But do you not send
me like slow sad no. No. Every time I think
of country, I think slow love songs.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
On my no no, no, no, no, no, see you're that's
you're living in a different world of what Yeah, yeah,
I had to I got jay. This was like a
I'm talking in the last like three four years for me.
This is a new thing for you, new wish.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Okay, so we didn't grow up like a country music person's.
We're going to get you to go to stage coach
next year. Okay, I know what that is. It's yes,
you did?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is that? No?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
What is stage coach?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Is?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
This is in one of these like twenty twenty five
woodstocks for grown ups?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Is that what this say is exactly? It's like a
coach country? Oh god, so good? Three days we're going
all right.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't know. I don't know when is it. I
might be busy, you know. I like to plan into
the future next April. Oh okay, are you busy?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Then I'll check.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, I might be. I like to schedule things out
into the future.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm shocked that you know when it is.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
If it's not, it's always April.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay, yeah, good for you though, just pencil it it. Okay,
we'll say all right, but my point in even bringing
this up. You and I were out and uh, you
turn into a different person when there is a band.
It is fascinating. I've never seen anything quite like it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
What was it like? Tell the people, okay, because I
blocked out and I don't remember, and I'm just kidding.
I mean, just jack ass band.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
They start, they were doing some country stuff and then
they get into you know, like the I mean the classics, right,
like a I don't know, like a seven Nation Army
or like a you know, like or a blister in
the sun. They did violent fems like you know, let
me go on, yeah, and you lose j and it's
like the whole group is in a circle, right this
when you're there.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Went to a birthday party, right so, and I was
not to be nowhere to be found. I was side
stage staring at the band.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, and they're like they literally all looked like the
crypt Keeper crypt Keep.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
They were.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They were elderly. They had.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I think one was sitting down because he got winded.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That's why he was sitting sit on.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Most people that play live music that aren't eighty, they
they stand up.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Okay, guys, I cannot stress enough how not eighty they
were like they were not probably Okay, the lead singer
was probably early fifties. No, come on, no, no.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
No, he had he No, he's on Social Security, he's
got aar.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
They were elderly, get a handicapping bought out.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
This is my like, I'm calendar blind. You are live
music blind. It didn't matter this guy. At one point,
I swear to god, I don't even know why he
had these. I don't know if he thinks he's a
big deal. Maybe he is a big deal. I just
don't know. He he brought out before one of their
seven encores. He brought out a stack of eight by
ten glossies. Yes he did, and just started signing autograph.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
He did, and he was like frisbee a mounta into
the Oh my god, who would want that? I'm upset
that I didn't get one.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
To be honest with you, I was doing that in
this circle of friends, like you know when you do
a selfie video and like your show.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Like your Instagram, like you're yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right, and you know you're you're with me, You're there,
we're all there, yeah having fun.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah. And you know I was not in any.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
One of those venerable who's who of media personalities and such.
And I thought Jay, get in here, right, this would
be this is great.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
You complete to see where I was right, couldn't find her.
She's gone.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
She's side stage watching this band play Green Day like
it's Green Day.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Maybe it was. Maybe that's why I look so old anyway.
So yeah, you uh, there's something about live music that
does it for you. It does, it really does. And
I haven't gone to any of these, you know. I
know you said stage Coach, but like Coachella or like
you can skip that one. Yeah, I mean I have.
I had a friend I used to work with that
that went to them pretty religiously every year. He would

(24:43):
go and and just the stories. I'm like, dude, I'm
not that's not my gig anymore, you know what I mean,
Like it just it's not my it's not my gam
the whole, just the whole like thing with the like
the I don't know. First of all, if I go
to something like that, I have to get like an
AIRBN Bureau hotel. I am on that camper. No, I
am not a glamper. Do not ask me to sleep
outside in any scenario I'm not doing who's asking you
to do that? I don't know. I think he might
have done that. I'm not sure what happened, but like,

(25:04):
and he was telling me about it, and then people
like everybody's on draw and I'm like, okay, it's just
not my it's just not my thing anymore. I'm not eighteen,
it's not my It's not fun for me. Like, that's
not fun for me, right. Those are things you go
to when you're young, and you leave and you know
what kind of person you're going to grow up to
be or how much shit you're going to need to
repair yourself, saying I did a lot of work to
repair myself. So that's how I left those things when
I was younger. Okay, and I'm not going back. It

(25:27):
is true. I'm not going back.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Like I'm telling you the first you know, good person.
First first time I left, like a Dave Matthews concert,
I was like, okay, I I love marijuana.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Now, Oh my god. I went to a Dave Matthews
concert and I got a contact tied any smoke marijuana.
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know where else I went that.
I was sitting in front of David Spade calling oats
at the Hollywood Bowl. That was see yeah, yeah, that
was all fun. Oddly enough, I've gone to like seventeen
concerts that were all the same person. It was Jlo
and Marc Anthony on their Elcantante tour in two thousand

(25:56):
and seven. I went to all seventeen US shows. It
was weird. You know, it's kind of like you would
have I worked for them all seventeen shows.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Okay, Uh, you're an asshole, you know that funny You
don't remember your second concert?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
No, I don't remember my second, but I did all
of the Oh, but I do. My most recent too
that I went to was I think there were were
they both in November? Was one August and what was November?
Alanis Morisset's Triple Moon tourka which was so good for him. Yeah, yeah,
I'd never been there either. It was so good. Is
deceptively large but huge, so inside, Oh my god. I

(26:37):
took a picture the other day when I was flying home.
I was over the Forum and so far and I
couldn't believe the difference size above them. Landing I was like, oh,
And I actually took a photo cause I was like,
this is insane. You go into the Forum and I
was like, whoa, this was like, where did this come from?
Way bigger than what I thought, you know what, I
and so, But but I realized something literally today when

(26:59):
I was looking over kind of like the notes. I'm
talking about these concerts and stuff. When Lloy and I
were at this concert, so I took I got Lloyd tickets,
Loy and I tickets to the Selana's concert because of Actually,
Loy was a huge, unbelievable help and still is on
everything that happened with Luca. She single handedly coordinates a
yearly blood drive at our school where the Chli bus

(27:20):
comes and we she just does the whole thing. It's
just beautiful and everything she's done. I was like, this
was just a thank you. I'm a fan of Lloyd
by the way. I like, she's amazing, great person. She
does drink out of a Stanley cup, but that's fine,
you know, you gotta look past those differences. And so
she so so she uh, she and I went and
oh my god, and there was there was three people

(27:41):
that performed because it was a triple moon tour. Okay,
the first person was this girl. Ah man, what the
hell was her name? I'm gonna look it up. You
look it up while I'm talking. This girl. I didn't
know any of her music. And then she does a
cover of my favorite eighties song of all time, which
is Your Love by the Outfield. That is my absolutely
favorite song of all time. If someone goes, what's your

(28:01):
favorite song, that's my favorite song. She does a cover
of this song before Lanti's even Morgan Wade. Morgan Wade, Yeah, yeah,
Morgan Wade does a cover of Your Love, and I'm like,
I'm actually we could leave right now. I haven't even
seen Alantis and I am good. I was so happy.
I was scream singing that. Then jone Jet she came on.
At that it was she comes on. I couldn't believe

(28:23):
the ability of this woman to entertain and perform at
her age was insane to me.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Like, fully, I'm surprised you didn't say that about the
band at the party.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
No no, no, no, no Jon Jet dude, Like, look up,
how old jone Jett is. It was like seeing chaer,
You're like, what do you mean? Like it was so impressive.
I was like, between her set and the other one,
I left to go to the merch area, I'm buy
a jone Jet shirt because I was like, I have
a whole new appreciation for this woman. How old do
you think Jone Jett is seventy sixty six, Jesus Christ
amazing younger than the don't understand this is a rock

(28:51):
and roll. She was rocking out like she was twenty
years old. She's kicking her like the fucking guitar, the
whole thing. I was like, this is I can't even
I couldn't believe. And she did like an entire album's
worth of music. She didn't just do a couple songs
and then go the just the stamina at this I
was just so impressed so her then Alanis comes out
and I'm like, fucking done right, Like this is ultimate,

(29:13):
Like I drove here twenty years ago listening to this girl,
you know what I'm saying, and behind her how they
did the whole thing of like all of the songs
she sang, they had the the og, like the music
videos to it and all this stuff. You can take
it back to this time where you're like, oh my god,
she's telling stories in between.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, I saw Amanda and I went to see her
at the Hollywood Bowl, and it's if you have a
chance to go see Alanis at this stage of her career,
do it. Take it real she's.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Incredible because these are people that also, guys, you got
to realize, like I was thinking, these are people that
it's going to be, like, oh my god, I'm so
glad I saw their last show, Like you know who,
I fucking regret not going to see Aerosmith. Okay, yeah,
because Steven Tyler can't perform anymore. Yeah, because of his voice. No, no, no,
they they released a whole thing. I know, I saw
the thing, but I think it doesn't matter who cares.
He performed at the other he.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Performed at that Ozzy Osbourne the Black Sabbath thing, I think,
but it's.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Not going to be it's not an Aerosmith the concert.
I hear what you're saying. He's not gonna do it
two and a half hour set, I guess. And so
but even still, like some of those things, you're like,
oh my god, I wish I would have gone, just
go because it's just like anyway, this was amazing and
we scream sung so loud. I have videos of this
on my phone. I had posted off my stories so loud.
My thirteen year old self was just beside herself and

(30:22):
at one point I was screaming with excitement she had
her daughter and I think like one of her one
of her band member's daughters together come out and open ironic,
which was the cutest fuck up I've ever seen in
my life. Nice. She had this guitar that was like
made for her for this tour. She wanted to tell
it was just beautiful. It was just a beautiful thing.
This set, it was just the whole thing was just gorgeous.
And so I screamed so loud that my scream stopped.

(30:47):
Like I'm screaming and then nothing comes out of my
mouth and I'm like, oh, that's weird. It's never happened before.
So then something else happens and I'm gonna I give
it my all to scream, like to be excited, and
nothing is coming out, and I'm like, this is this
is what happens when you're like break your voice box.
This is weird, you know what I mean. Then I'm
trying to scream lower, but I'm hurting my throat. I'm like, oh,
I just realized it. Since that since that concert, every
now and then I lose my voice. Remember when I

(31:07):
lost my voice?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah? I do, yeah, because of this concert that was
what a year ago.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Not been so right, no, no, no, no, it wasn't a
year ago, six months? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
So you're currently losing what you're trying to tell me
and wonder I forgot? By the way, quick thing, shout
out to everyone listening from all these other countries. By
the way, we have South Korea listening, Australia.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh my god, it's what's what.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Ukraine and Russia? I know, Okay, these are warring nations
that what they.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Can creations need some good lack.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
What they can agree on is this podcast. So thank
you Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
We hope you're all safe.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yes, waka anyway, you've lost your voice and continue to
lose your voice because you saw.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, I feel like it's never like I haven't tried
to give it all to like scream as loud as
I can, but I'm pretty sure if I do, nothing's
going to come out. Just like at the show. Do
you want to try?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
No, no, that would hurt everybody's ears. Okay, Like I'm
talking about scream like you scream as loud as you can,
Like I understand, maybe like go in the court you
want to try or not again to a pilasy if
it comes out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's because
it would be so loud and upsetting people would.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm just curious what you're screaming. So I've only heard
you talk a lot. Yeah, like a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, Okay, we all have ryn, we all have anyway,
enough enough about the concerts. Yeah, I don't know. I
just that was that was fun. Oh and then I
went to Cyndy Lauper. She's I was just gonna bring
it up. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Another another little friggin' firecracker. She's a pistol and I
saw her open for Rod Stewart at.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
The Guys, full different outfits for every song. Practic's awesome.
She is just such a performer. She knows who she's
another wonderful storyteller. I had no idea. In between everything,
Me and my friend Abby went, that's my nurse friend
that saved everyone's life. Basically, it was amazing. That was
my thank you to her. I went to Cindy and
we had great seats and it was so fun and

(32:50):
it was just we dressed up like I'll have to
repost this picture probably because it's it's when this episode
comes out. I was really cute. We've got like these
matching this whole eighties. It was just oh, it's great.
It was so great. We had so much fun and yeah,
that was that was amazing, and so yeah, I think
like as an adult, I appreciate it way more than
I did as a teenager, you know what I mean, especially,
you know, knowing what I know now about what goes

(33:11):
on behind the scenes in the music industry, because I
I've heard, I've just heard some stuff. I've heard some
stuff my own personal experience or anything. But you know,
I've been around some things, and I've seen and I've observed,
And what good I learned from watching You're fun? How
are you at?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
How are you with live sporting events?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Since we're talking about, oh, baseball games? What is this?
Is it gonna be good or bad? I love So
I don't understand like I'm going to I'm gonna be honest,
I don't understand, like everyone around me has tried to
explain to me many times. Football And the only football
game I watch every year is a super Bowl because
I always have a Super Bowl party and I never
understand what's happening, and I just look at the score

(33:50):
and I'm like, okay. On the halftime show. I'm like great,
and then which, by the way, they was. Could you
imagine if in the middle of a fucking concert, like
they just had like a break the intermission and there
was like a quick football game, ten minute football quick,
a little bit kick the ball around. See there's a touchdown? No, okay,
back to the concert, Like is that funny? Like right?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay? Party one? Okay, see myself, you're ridiculous and whatever.
Doesn't matter, just like if things were reverse, I hear you.
You need to keep going, okay, So moving on. Yes,
So the only sport I I fully understand and I
used to watch with my dad as a kid is baseball.

(34:34):
And I love baseball and my my my family, my
dad's family grew up Yankee fans, so I'm a diehard
New York Yankee fan. My grandfather was very good friends
with the original commentator of Yankee Stadium. I spent a
lot of time there as a kid. My dad spent
a lot of time there as a kid. I think

(34:55):
where my dad was a kid.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
And this, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to go there once.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I saw one game there.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
First time I ever ate Mustard was a Yankee stadium.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
There is nothing like the the camaraderie and feel and
just baseball goodie yumminess feeling of being at Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
The new one doesn't have the same love for me.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I don't know about that. Yeah, I'm an original. Yankee
Stadium was just amazing. And so it's a sport basketball,
I don't understand it could care less golf. I don't
know what's happening. I'm just like, because the ball in
the whole yet now kind of what we're doing. There's
a lot of like low talking and we're saying this
ball and I'm like, Nope, can't do it. It's not enough
energy for me. And so I can't really want like
sports to watch. Absolutely baseball one hands down.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Even the sound of having baseball on, yes, it's just
even if you're not a glued, you could be like
doing dishes or whatever the hell right, cleaning and it's on.
Just the sound of baseball is absolutely is to me,
that is one of the purest, most beautiful sounds.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Absolutely, just the crack of the ball and then somebody
you know, gets a hit or like the commentation the
whole thing that's crowd. It's just like there's just something
about it that's just so great. Yeah, I am.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I am overly romantic about baseball. I look the other
day one of my homies, Justin Turner, he had his
two hundredth career home run.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
That's amazing. I what an amazing I teared up. He
plays for the Cubs. Yeah he does. You're a Cubs fan, Yes, ma'am.
That's a really huge Cubs fan. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's in my blood. My my grandpa, my dad's dad
was a professional. He played Major League baseball.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
That's awesome. It's been in my blood. I was.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I played baseball my whole my well, as much of
my life as I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Who did Yeah? What position? Second basem? Catcher.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I was a better second basement than a catcher.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh that's good. Yeah. Are you what are you getting
at here? You're wondering? I was just I mean the Cup.
I like that. I like, I don't know what you're
doing here. Do you think that the Cubs are going
to make it to the World Series this year? I do.
I would love to see that. Okay, good meet. You
know how many times the Cubs have won the World Series? Uh? Three? Yep?

(36:54):
Do you know when nineteen oh seven, nineteen eight, twenty sixteen, sixteen.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
But before that, yeah, it was a long drought.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
We had a long It's not a bad ratio because
I think they've made it to eleven World Series games
and won three of them, so that's not too bad, right, Okay,
the Yankees, Oh god, the Yankees have won twenty seven
World Series out of the forty one that they've been
which is about sixty six percent as opposed to the

(37:20):
Cubs twenty seven percent. You're the worst. I'm going to
refrain from listing the years of the Yankees one because
that would be insane because it would be twenty seven wins.
But here's it'd be easier to list the years they
didn't win one hundred percent they go. Here's the thing,
similar to how I felt about the Yankees and Dodgers
World Series that we just when I say we, I
mean the Yankees lost this past year. My husband is

(37:42):
a diehard Dodger fan. It's a huge point of contention
in my house. But I will tell you this, at
the end of that I was not upset because I went,
I don't know, I think the Dodgers have won somewhere
between seventeen and nineteen times. I don't know, I didn't
check it, don't care, but I went, these guys deserve
a win, because oh, that was gracious of you. They
would need to win another nine times to come close

(38:06):
to hold any kind of a fucking torch to the
New York Yankees. Do you know what I'm saying? So
I went, you know what, and and all on, like, listen,
the Cubs having three wins of the World Series. I
do hope that they that they that they make it
to the world and that they win because I am
a big fan of, you know, an underdog, So I
think that that's great. I don't Uh, you're a lot.

(38:29):
You're a lot, aren't you? I am?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You're I am?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
But I do I really do feel like that. I
think I do want, like I do you like to
spread the joy? Yeah, like they've only won three times again,
and look at how long ago from twenty sixteen, like nineteen, Oh,
what do you know what I mean? Like, that's a lot.
It was a lot. Yeah, it was a lot. Oh
seven and O wait, two years in a row.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
They had.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
They probably got excited there they want to run and
they're like, oh my god, it's be like a hundred years.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
And they probably got it and like oh nine, they're like,
we're going to keep this going.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
In nineteen oh nine, one hundred and seven years later,
they're like, nailed it. We finally got it back, you know,
and he's like, oh, fuck you, they should win again,
you know, like good, that's awful. Yeah, And the persistence
for these guys, you know what I mean, it really
is great. It really is admirable.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
And I will say though full circle though, as a
lifelong Cub fan, it's a it's a great thing to
have one of your friends play for the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You know what I mean, for your team. Yeah, my god,
that's a huge deal. Yeah, it's great. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I can tell you though, because now we're talking about Okay,
I want to get into this really quick. What were
you like as an athlete growing up? Did you play sports?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
What is that? An athlete? I'm kidding, No, I did.
I played soccer. I was left wing and sweeper. Loved
it until I decided excuse me, I loved it until
I decided that I enjoyed smoking cigarettes in the in
the girls bathroom. Yea, more than I enjoyed all the
running that was demanded of me, and so I stopped
playing soccer. Then I wanted to play tennis and I

(39:52):
went to tryouts and I just like, I don't want
to do that. So it was very hot, and so
I didn't play tennis anymore until recently my BA friend
and I took tennis lessons as grown ups. And you
sound angry about this right now. No, no, no, I
really liked it and I wanted to start up again.
It didn't go well as I was going to say,
which I'm just gonna end with like it ended in

(40:13):
my best friend moving across the country. So it's fine,
but I'm gonna try ton of second, maybe by myself.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I've seen some of your athleticism on displays. Why I
bring this up, Yeah, because I would like to know
what preceded the display that I saw the other day
at your home.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, So first of all, first of all, I just
want to start by saying this, I know what the
fun you're talking about. To about the ring toss shit
that we did. Yep, he came to my fucking house.
I was nice enough, we welcome to me, and he's
gonna tell this shitty story. But before he tells it.
I just want to say this. He's playing a game
with my daughter in the pool with the pool the
rings that you throw in and you dive in and
you get the ring right. And he's got his fucking

(40:46):
Stanley cup out and he's holding it and he's like, live, okay,
you're gonna toss it like frisbee the ring and it's
going to go on top of the Stanley Cup. I'm
watching the Stanley Cup and I'm watching the width of
the Stanley Cup and the ring, the space that the
ring has inside of it, and this kid is getting
set up for failure, for loss every time, because what's
gonna happen is it's the cup. As you guys can imagine,
these tumblers, they're a little wider on the top and

(41:07):
then they get they narrow down as you get to
the bottom of the cup. Yeap, good, great. So I said, hey, Ryan,
why don't you flip your cup upside down so the
kid could have a win. You know what I'm saying.
It's just bouncing off the top. It's like one of
those fucking games at a goddamn the boardwalk or a
carnival where you're like, hey, step right up. Only a dollar,
you get three baseballs, throw it in the bucket, and
you're never gonna because it's gonna pop out every fucking time.

(41:28):
So I'm watching this kid just loss after loss in
the comfort of her own home, and I'm like, fucking
turn the cup around, Ryan, what are you doing? Right?
So I go, hey, here's a gardening stick, one of
those green sticks you stick next to a tree because
the thing's falling over and you're gonna have secure It
was loose, so I had to have pulled it out
of the goddamn ground. Now I'm dismantling things in the
yard so my kid could have a good time. Fine,

(41:48):
And I go, I go, I go, here, live baby,
why don't you throw it on this honey? Like here?
And I got Ryan, hold this fucking stick, would you please?
And she starts getting it and it's fun and she's
having a great time, and I'm like, okay, this is
how we at around children. Rye right. And so then
Clark comes over and now he's holding the ring outside
of the pool. Now this is whole fun game and
we're taking turns. Me live, Ryan taking the ring frisbee

(42:09):
it to Clark. He's catching on the stick. It's so
much fun. He yeah, he did for two of us.
It's my turn, and I nailed it on the first one.
And then what happens to me, which is what happens
to most people. You get a little fucking cocky, you're
a little over zealous, and I was like, I got this,
and I don't know what word they're using. They're like,
just just no, I said, loft it. I don't even
know what the fuck. Everyone's going just loft at, Jay,

(42:30):
I just lost it. You have to loft again. I'm
like jumping out of the pool with it. I don't
know what we're doing. We're doing like an aquatics class.
I don't know what's happening, like synchronized swimming. I don't
know what's going on. But when I tell you that,
I couldn't have made it farther away from this stick
after that first shot, like to the point where I
might as well have turned around my back to Clark
and thrown it over the fucking other side of the pool,
because that would have been closer than whatever I was trying.

(42:51):
I don't know what was humilia. I don't even understand
why a ring toss in the pool would define how
athletic I might or might not have been. So here
we are, go ahead, Ryan, what was your point? You
told the whole story. I mean that was good that
you just told it.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I had a way funnier version you did.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah. I don't think you're capable of having a way
funnier version of anything I would tell. But go ahead. No,
that's it. That's the story. That's the story. Okay, that
was it. She was awful.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's just awful, just horri like almost like you couldn't
be that bad if you if someone was like, hey,
be really awful, like make this the worst throw.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay, So anyway, So then the other thing that I
did in school was I was a cheerleader, but we
didn't have a football team, Like well I moved a bunch.
But one of the school where I was a cheerleader
and we didn't have football, our big sport was wrestling.
It was a wrestling cheerleader, which was really fun.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I love wrestling. Yeah, I wrestled in high school.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I wrestled.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, it was that was my weight, that's my that's
my goal weight. I think that was my birthway. But
then I love, I love, and then I that love.
I hated wrestling. It was the hardest thing. It's the
hardest physical thing a human can ever do.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
It's part of sport.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
That's why then I started getting into profess well, not
getting into start it.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
When I was.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Six, I got into waitwe yeah, when you were sex,
because I think that that's something that you normally outgrow
around what like somewhere between eleven and fourteen, I would say.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yes, look, okay, yes, okay, some do right, Okay, brothers
don't sure?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
My question is this if like so, my my dad
had remarried when I was a kid, and he got
married to my stepmother, and I remember visiting them on
the weekends and she would watch WWE and you're sitting
me up for some shit here. No, mom, I'm just asking.
I don't know anything about That was the only time
I've ever seen it. I have a very good friend,

(44:46):
one of my best friends, Kelly. Her husband is a
die hard, die hard Kelly. I don't actually can we
call Kelly? Uh yeah, let's let's call kell. Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I want to talk to a normal, sane person about
this that actually.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Is I'm not not normal in say, I'm just like
I have questions like, isn't it's not real, right, I'm
calling Kelly. It's not Kelly. I'll let you in the beginning,
all right, okay, good because she's my friend. You talk
a lot, very good at it, debatable, okay, be nice. Hello,

(45:26):
oh hey girl, oh hey, oh hey. So, not to
put you on the spot or anything, but I'm calling
you with Ryan and we're in the middle of recording
our podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Oh my god, Hi you guys.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Hi. So I just found out in the course of
this conversation that your husband is into wrestling, like w
w E Kelly. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, So that means
you must be too well.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I mean, okay, I know more than I ever anticipated
knowing by force. Oh, I've attended many, many shows, much
to your design, my own Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Okay, and how fun?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
How much fun did we have, Kelly, not we Kelly,
how much fun did you have? I mean the general
we broad broad broad strokes.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
But then some of these WrestleMania shows we've been to
a couple of I'm gonna I gonna.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Pause to Kelly.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm sorry, I've got to jump in. A lot of
people use the term WrestleMania, and you're changeably with with
other events, and I need to verify that you in.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Fact way all right, I would never.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
So like when you go to just like when you
go to like a Monday night Raw, Okay, that's not WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So I just want to make sure WrestleMania is a
is an annual event. It's its own thing.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Okay, yeah, okay, thank got it.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Okay, I'm asking I have it.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I think no, Actually, I know you're right. I think
I may have been to one WrestleMania. I have been
to see tastings of raw, for sure, Smack smack down,
but I feel like maybe i'd I don't think we've
ever been to smacked.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
We talked to your husband is the man of the
house home.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I'm kidding, no, but he got He's going to be
so sad. He would love to talk about this. It's
his favorite thing to talk about. But you know he
he's not there. I know he dragged. I'm sure you're
so devastated.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
It's riveting the conversation. I'm bummed that he can't weigh in.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
He racked me to a show in Orlando.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Okay that I just want the word.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Sea room a tiny room with no air conditioning.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Some of those are the best, so hot, but.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
We met like a bunch of wrestlers, but also was
so interesting, like watching them break down their own stuff afterwards,
and you get sort of an idea of what touring
as a rest.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
But those are the indie shows, right, those aren't. That's
not like w WE. Those are that's an indie show.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I mean it's like it was probably n XT but
but it's still it's like some of the big ones
were there.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
You went to full sail. Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I don't know what's happening on what these words are? Okay, God,
I like it. I like it a lot.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
This is good to know. So do you have a
favorite wrestler?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Kelly?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Oh, God, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
And at any point you need to go, you just
let us know, you know, it's just.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Of your times. Are we named our cat Bailey?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Thank God? I love baby Bailey's like what I put
in my coffee.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Nope, nope, female Russ Bailey.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Okay, I'm gonna look that up.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And uh and look. Okay, So my husband got John
Cena to send Beckett a happy birthday video like six
years ago. It's the best thing in the whole entire world.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Your son, your son, Beckett, my son be love ww also.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yes, yeah, big fan less a little less now than
when he was a toddler. But everyone in this household
is a wrestling watcher because it's on all the time.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Guys, quick question this Bailey person, I just looked her up.
This is she's born? Uh female born? Is that?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm curious what is your problem?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
The jaw structure on this one is just intense. She's
got a hell of a jaw line.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Okay, yeah, she's a biological female.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I'm not trying to International Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
My so so Beckett, who's thirteen now, when he was three,
he made a video he was trying doing I'm not
going to run the club like there was a they were.
They were auditioning people for like the next you know star,
like I don't remember yew.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
The same umbrella. I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Okay. He did an audition that's like the funniest thing
ever and it was based on Keith Apple Carry app
You know that Keith Apple Carry guy. Do you know
who he is?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
No, Keith app Carry.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
No, Okay, he's a comedian and he but like.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You're talking about I was like, he's.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
An actor and comedian, totally inter wrestling, and he he
did his own like amazing audition, and so Beckett's kind
of based on what he did. Anyway, It's it's all
a culture and I'm in it, you know it is?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
This is okay?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
God? What year now? Since? Oh my always twenty years?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Thank you, Kelly, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I'm sorry, did I okay? Kelly? Yep.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I've learned a lot about you in this call. Thank you.
I have a lot of confusion. I have a lot
of questions. Kelly.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
We're gonna let you go and Jay and I will
continue this. I'm sure you have other things to do.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Don't worry though, Jay, it's all fake, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Let me see that's okay, all right, here we go.
This is exactly what I knew was going to happen.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
It's fake.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, you guys, I'm okay. I need to I need
to compose myself before I get into this.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Oh, don't go on.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
What that is the worst effort in the world.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Fake?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yep, it is predetermined. It is scripted entertainment with a
high an insane amount of athleticism. Do not use the
word fake, Okay when Mick Foley when Undertaker threw Mickfoley
off the top of the cell Helen cell okay, and
he and he landed through a table from zer two
wrestlers forty fifty feet Okay, huh you think that's fake?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
How do you learn to do that? They have to
learn how to fall so that don't hurt themselves. Yeah,
they have to learn that. It's like a choreographed fall.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, it's a sure sure, yes, okay, things are a choreograph.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, but it's not fake. You can't you know? Is
this like a soap opera format?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It is exactly a soap opera for men. And when
people go, you knew it's fake? Okay, all right, okay, yeah,
guess what when you saw Hamilton Aaron Burr didn't get
shot on stage either, asshole. Now you're being a Now
you're just being rude because this is something I like.
Guess what when I saw Jurassic seven, I didn't leave
there going I wonder if that was real?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Well, no, because it's vy. That's what this is.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
That's what it's a movie. It is it is, it
is cinema.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
There are storylines. We we've get invested in the characters.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
There's storylines.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
John Cena's on his farewell he are.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
They talking on stage like there's a drama, Like, there's stories.
There's a plot to the people's relationship.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
That's why it's cutting a pro that's cutting a promo.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
What is cutting a promo? It's like when when you.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Get into a let's say you and I have a feud, right, okay,
and then you open Monday Night Raw and you come
out and you tell the world why you're better than
me and why why why you hate me? It's like
shit talking, yes, and then I come out and interrupt you,
and then I we we shoot back and forth, right, okay,
and then people are like, oh damn no, whey.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
And then we fight and throw each other and we
don't fight immediately.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
We build to the fight. We build right, and so okay,
we okay, that's week one. We've laid the groundwork.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Week two, there may be some maybe a little physicality, okay,
Like so okay, we're getting closer, right and oh.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
So the first one you might not even see them fight.
It's just a conversation. So maybe on the stage. Soone
maybe in the red they may not even be within
feet of each other. Oh my god. Okay. And then
so it's like, but every time you watch there is
a fight because it's something maybe that.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Multiple multiple storylines within the same within the same show. Okay,
so you're invested in this one. Now you're invested in
this one. And now you're like, oh god, how, oh
my god, how was see? I'm punk and react to
what John Cena just said, like what, yeah, you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
It gets it.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
So I just I can't when people are like, you know,
it's fake. Yeah, okay. And Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't actually on
the Titanic. I mean I.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Know, I know when you've talked to me. Yeah, I know.
I mean you know this is this is all very
now you're patronizing me. No, it was riveting, and I'm
really glad we got into this.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I've never heard you less sincere in my entire life,
and you are very often insincere.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I feel, oh my god, what are you doing? What
are you doing with your sarcasms? You're in this fucking
shit talking mood because of WW and you want to
do this with me right now? Yeah, what are you doing?
I'm just saying I didn't know anything about this. You
guys just used three hundred and sixty seven thousand words.
I don't know the fucking meaning of gota. I'm not
gonna I feel like I have to go learn about.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
W W Oh I'm sorry, Jay?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh? Did did I talk too much? Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Here, I'm gonna do one last thing and then we'll
move on. Okay, because we're we gotta get there's one
more thing we have to talk about. Uh, Okay, this
is and this is gonna Oh my god, if anyone,
if anyone listening right now, this is gonna pop them.
They're gonna pop. Is another wrestling term. It's an insider.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's like, uh, if like you have an entrance theme, right,
and like when someone when the crowd hears your theme,
they pop, they get excited. Yep, okay, so Jay's music
hits right, But this is gonna pop somebody. Okay, and
and everyone everyone that grew up in.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
The Attitude era with me w W E Attitude era
is gonna love this.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Oh I don't It's almost I don't want to do
it because it's just so good. Jay.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
When is your birthday? It doesn't matter when your birthday
thank you. We shout out to the rock. It's so stupid. Also,
when you're saying those that are listening that are w with.
Our audience is mostly adults, So I don't know how
many people know there's a couple. I guarantee you. Right
now someone's like, damn, that was good. He got her.
All right, guys, listen, this is definitely gonna be an

(55:09):
episode where we need your comments and feedback. Go ahead,
I'm curious, leave honestly, and here's the good. Here's the
best place to do it. And I work.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
We work at iHeart competitors Spotify, Spotify. When you listen
to playlists on Spotify or podcasts, you can you can
like comment on per episode instead of just like a blanket.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
So yeah, I don't know it's okay to say this
or not, but I know on Apple podcasts you can
comment on the show, on the show in general. Right Spotify,
you can comment on the individual episode. You can also
rate them on both Spotify and Apple podcasts do that,
but you can't do either on iHeart. Huh, you can't
rate or comment. I don't know, okay, I mean I
should know. No, I looked, I love this company. No, No,

(55:50):
I love it too. Yeah, awesome, gat, I just noticed
that little feature. Yeah, suggestion box.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Likely.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Honestly, I don't listen to podcasts on the iHeart Radio, Okay,
I really don't.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I my that is typically Apple Pods. I personally have
never listened to a podcast until hours. So that's how selfish.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
You don't educate you on wrestling?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
No, no, no, you did. There's sometimes I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
But take you to an event? Can we go to
an event?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Please?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Just so you can see the pageantry, the show, the pyro,
the music, the vibe.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like maybe should watch on TV first.
You know what I'm saying. I don't want you to
feel like you're taking me and then I don't enjoy it.
You know what I'm saying, It's impossible for you. Isn't there? Like?
There was something last night? Actually I was. I was
working on some of the ideas of what to talk
about for our next episode, not this one, and the
TV was on and there was something on Netflix about
about WWE. I didn't watch it, but I saw something.

(56:41):
Is there something do you know about this? Is there
like a documentary or something or there's a lot of things. Oh,
there are okay. So I don't know what you're referring to.
I don't know, I don't know. Just stood out to
make I saw the emblem, you know, the fucking logo. Anyway,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, what a day? You know what
a day? Is there anything else you wanted to say?
I thought were going to talk about movies? Yeah, oh, movies.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Oh my god, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I just look.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
You came in with a whole host of notes and
statistics about the Cubs and Yankees. I have four bullet
points over here on my end, and movies is the
final one.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Oh, you're right. It was movies.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
You're right, So you can I mean, I don't know
what you're doing on your I can't see you.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
No, no, no, no. I wanted to talk about like our
favorite movies as kids, okay, okay, so I have a
top three. Oh and then I have I have a
top five on favorite movies as an adult, but from
the nineties. Love it because I feel like whatever. I
just feel like movies back then. I feel like every
single one is a hit. But that's fine. So okay,
So my three favorite movies as a kid were Mary Poppins,

(57:41):
like the og Okay, okay, drop Dead Fred. Have you
ever seen drop Dead Fred? The guy with the red hair? Yes,
the imaginary Friend. I love that move. And Back to
the Future. Back to the Future, which is so awesome
and like my my husband's company, they had like a
Christmas party the first year they started, which I think
is like twenty nineteen, and they have the DeLorean there,
the car, like I got like a picture next to it.

(58:03):
Everyone got to take like photos. It was so cool.
It was awesome, such a good movie. It's a great movie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Did you see they did a touring show like a
live not like like a they didn't show them.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It was a play, right, they do the pantages. No, no, no,
I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The DeLorean was there and it flew over the crowd
and stuff. It was that's the whoa I know it was.
It wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Oh it wasn't great. No, I didn't like it. Yeah, see,
like I don't. They also did a play there which
I have not gone to see. My daughter wanted to
see it for like Harry Potter, and I was like,
I don't, like, you know, I can enjoy the movie.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
You don't know what I'm gonna do that I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna take live and then when we're done, I'm
gonna go you know that's fake.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Right, Oh my god, I'm glad you've come out of
this and you're and you're being an adult about it.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I'm sorry. Okay, so let me recap here because I'm
in another place. I have Back to the Future, Drop Dead,
Fred and Mary Poppins. Yeah, that's a good top three.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah. What are your favorite movies as a kid as
a kid? Yeah, as a kid. Then we'll go back
to the other one. Okay, Willie Walk in the Chocolate Factory. Oh,
that was a good one.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
The og still, I mean, what a class Oh the
New one or the Johnny Dup one was not.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I do love him though.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
And then challow Made was a good Wonka. I gotta say,
Timothy Shalloway this one, Oh it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
It is a good wonka.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Wizard of Oz loved. I used to watch that on repeat,
well not on repeat, but liked of VHS event and
I would just keep rewinding it and playing it.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
And then I'm gonna say, I know I'm leaving something
out and I'm sorry to whichever movie I'm forgetting I'm
gonna go Goonies.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Goonies was great. Yeah, Goonies was great. Okay, So then
I have like a whole like.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
What's your favorite movie of all time? Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Pick one? No, no, no, I can't do it, no,
Like I could tell you in the nineties, like I
have a top five. Okay, let's do that. Seven seven
with hold on, Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
These are the seven sins, right, yes.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Okay, seven, yep, good Fellas, Clueless, Okay, great movie, Devil's Advocate,
al Pacin, No, yes, al Pacino, kanu Reeves, Charlie's Throng.
That's such a good movie. Yes, The Big Lebowski is
one of my favorite movies of all time. And then
you know, then I was like I was, I was

(01:00:14):
I was on a little bit of a of a
of a rant because I was like, this is really hard,
like this is a top five. And then I was
like looking, I actually googled like top movies in the
nineties or something, right, and every single one was a hit.
And then I was like, oh my god, I love
this one and I love this one. I love this one,
and it's like, my girl, do you remember she's all that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
She's all that was that Amanda Bines, No, was it?
Hold on Freddy Chris Steiner, Freddy Prince Junior. Do you
remember him?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
She's all that google it American beauty. No, no, no, don't
stop me. Kevin Spacey, get your shit together. What Ryan,
there's a long list. You can't be stopping.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Chilly Cook, Freddy Prince Junior. Okay, Matthew Lillard, who's on
the Scream by the way with Freddy Prince. Yeah, that's
Paul Walker. Okay, Yes, I never saw my girl. She's
all that American beauty. Candy Man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I don't know Candy Man, Candy Man with the bees.
Know it's scary. Ye've seen it, you know. And that's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's the other thing is when you tell people, Okay,
I'm going to say something more. I'm going to say
something horrible right now to a lot of people, the
people that I won over with the wrestling thing. Okay,
my fellow wrestling fans, They're not going to like what
I'm about to say. I have not seen one second
of one Star Wars movie ever. Oh here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Me neither, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
But you tell most people that you say that out
in the wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I have not seen any of them nothing, and I'm
whispering it because I'm very nervous because you've been conditioned no,
because every single friend I know has seen it and
I know it and they make jokes about it, and
I'm like, ah, yeah, I have no idea. And now
we've got there and sixty seven shows on Disney Plus
that are spin off shows about Star Wars, and I
don't know what any of them are talking about. I

(01:01:52):
know there's a little green guy and he's cute, and
know the Rogans, sure, okay, And I don't know, and
I have no idea. I don't know what anybody's talking about.
And they're like, oh, you have to watch them. But
here's a problem. Now there's so many of them. I
don't have that kind of time to be catching up,
and they're backwards. I'm like, why do we do this?
They're like, somebody told me that they start off at
the end, and you gotta And I'm like, what do
you mean? So should I watch the last one and
then I go on to the beginning and then I
have a whole full story in correct order? What do

(01:02:13):
you mean? So it becomes too I can't confront I'm
with you, do you know what I mean, and it's
too late at this point. This is the same reason
I didn't get on the bandwagon in time. And I'm
gonna tell you something else. Yeah, never ever have I
ever been a fan, maybe until recently, like some shows
I can watch and get into it. Of anything sci fi,
it's never been my jam. I don't like it. So
I never watched Star Wars. Right, m Oh my god.

(01:02:34):
I think we're the only two people that I've ever seen.
I know. I'm scared of going to lose a lot
of the audience. I don't know. I hope they come back,
and if the people in Russian and Ukran will stick
with us, they will. They've been loyal. Yes, yeah, yes,
we love you, Russia, we love you. I don't even
know what Star Wars is. Maybe I'm just kidding. I
love you guys. Yeah. I took us off course with
the start.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
But anyway, it's there's a real good I feel like
you were yelling Candyman and bes at me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That's very rusht off. Okay, so so candy Man, practical magic,
Sandra Bullock. Nope, oh my god, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
The faculty, the faculty, no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Okay, silence, of the lamps love, death becomes her, death
becomes her swing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Wait wait wait, wait way, death becomes her hold on,
death becomes her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
They're gonna redo it or they redid it. I got
an goldie hawn. Okay, don't know it. I think Angelica
Houston's in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Okay, let me let me pivot for a second. Did
you ever see the movie Witches with Angelica Hustons Lodges?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
But Practical Magic is great because it's Sandra Bullock and
Nicole Kidman and their sisters. Okay, oh my god, and
there are switches and it's so good. Yeah, and they
get themselves involved in all kinds of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Did you ever see My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin
and Rick moranis.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I don't think I have go watch it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Swingers Love Swingers, Oh love?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Great movie? What else? What else? What else? What else?
Cruel Intentions? Great movie? Ah love? That's you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Earlier in this episode, you said, when you go to
a concert and you leave knowing how you're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, when you have to watch cool intentions, Okay, that's
the whole other set of things you know you're going
to be. Okay, A ventur a pet detective. There's something
about Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, Forrest Gump one of my one of the best
movies of all time, as good as it gets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Jack Nicholson, Yeah, okay, never, you have to see it.
You have to watch that. I really do you need
me to watch what I want? You know you do?
You will cry your eyes out. It's such a sweet movie. Okay,
pretty woman, Julia Roberts, ritrud Gear. Yes, I gotta stop there.
It's too much. That was good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
But here's the things, like not all because I haven't
seen many of them, which you were yelling at me about, uh, screaming,
actually shouting, raising your voice actually earlier in the episode,
I told you I wanted to hear you yell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You just yelled watching all this w W shit. You'll
be just fine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
You know that's fake, right, those movies you just mentioned.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yeah, you know what else is fake? What the camaraderie
of this fucking podcast right now? That's fake? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Us getting along right now? Because I don't know if
it's pretty good about it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Good? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I feel good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Here's the thing though, So I have those movies. Do
they hold up? I'll tell you what does not hold up,
which I did not mention was a favorite movie as
a kid, and it absolutely does not hold up right now.
And that is a never ending story. Really loved it
as a kid. I accidentally it popped up like the
thumbnail of it the other day at home and I
was trying to find a movie for live or whatever,
and then I saw like this. I was like, watch

(01:05:02):
the trailer.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
This was one of Mommy's favorite movies as a kid.
And I put the trailer on. I was like, what
what is this? Nappy white? Like, the effects are awful.
Someone needs to remake that movie. Falcore was that his name?
What was the thing? Look it up? The dragon, the dog,
the big dog Dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I loved
him and I wanted to be with him and have
one and let him take me into the sky and

(01:05:23):
it was so great. And then I saw it and
I was like, this is awful Falcore. Yeah, never ending
story I loved as a kid. And now that title
should just be left for any time I'm speaking, you
know what I mean. I live it, Okay, Ryan, take it.
It's over to you, buddy. I can't do it. No,
that's it, you know, because that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
That's it the never ending story brought to you by
Jay's mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Oh wow, yeah, wow wow wow, okay, all right, wrapping
it up. All right, guys. So, whether your first concert
was pop punk or grown up men fake punching each other.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Scripted punching, entertainment shaped us and apparently, in my case,
suplexed me into adulthood.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Thanks for reliving the nostalgia, the noise, and the questionable
ticket stubs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
We'll catch you next time, Say Mike, less body oil.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Until then, say it anyway,

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