July 30, 2025 • 40 mins
We are breaking down Season 2 episode 4- They Shoot Single People Don't They? And in this episode our girls got shot, figuratively of course. Carrie got done super dirty on that magazine cover, Single and Fabulous? Sheesh! Samantha fell for the we and Miranda ran into an ex just to fake orgasms. We break it all down!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Sex in the City of Angels podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome back to Sex in the City of I'm Kaylea,
I'm Eliah, kay I Norma, and we are all Season two,
Episode four, Single women in their thirties more or Less
breaking down episode by episode, Sex and the City. This
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episode was a lot after the classic intro Carrie says,
in life, there are certain events that come so rarely,
and when they do, certain attention must be paid. Events
like Halley's comment, solar eclipse and when four friends find
themselves single at the exact same time at a Saussa
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club in downtown Manhattan. Our girl was getting it on
the dance floor, now, okay, more or less, you know,
as best they could, as best they could. Yeah, right,
So they're dancing and they're getting it, and there's a
man who's eyeing Samantha. He gives her a little wink
and she looks. She notices, she dances, but she keeps
to what her girlfriends because we're not about to do
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all right. So the girls they all toast to them
being single.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Here's to us without men.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm not toasting. That is fun. Luck by end up
old and alone.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's all your fault.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Oh, Charlotte Streety, we're old man even when we're with men.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you telling, sister, mister sister. So Sam advises them
like use men like I do, enjoy them, but don't
expect them to fill you up. And she doesn't mean physically,
And I'm like, yes, Sam, make sure you all have
lives outside of these men, because these men will drive
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you crazy if you make everything about them. Gotta be
whole on your own. Another person is not responsible for
your happiness or your wholeness. That's pretty much what Sam
is saying. The man who's I ain't Sam. He finally
comes up to her and he's like, hey, you want
to dance? And she was like, am of my girlfriends
And he was like A right, well, I'm William. I
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own this spot. Because they only they only meet ballless,
they only meet boss ass man first of all, no bums.
Actually they do meet a few bumps, but not anymore.
He gives her his business card and he's like, YO,
call me whenever you want a little dancy dance. She
was like, OK, we will have some fun. And the
girl was like, ooh, not you not leaving us for
a man. She's like, what kind of girl? Do you
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think I am carry? At that point, is like, all right,
that was cute, but I gotta go. I got a
photo shoot in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
New York magazine they're doing a profile of twenty Manhattan
singles and it's called Singles.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
They pressure her to stay and say, hey man, we
never get nights out. Let's have one more drink, even
though they always get nights out. But okay, so Carrie agreed.
She's like, all right, you know what, just one morning
and then I gotta go. Next thing, you know, she's
taking herself home Meddorn. She decided to stay up all
night because you know what, that's how she doesn't look
like she'd been up all night by actually staying up
all night. So she doesn't go to sleep. It looks
like she's been up all night. When did that never work? Never?
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So obviously that failed and she wakes up to Stanny.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's just stands when you're forty minutes late. I'm at
the photo shoot and everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm there twenty minutes minutes, she said, twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She got some nerve giving him attitude, like, bro, I
hooked this up through my man, you're making me look bad.
You're supposed to be here forty minutes ago. Now here's talent.
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
That kind of reminds me of someone I know that's
always late.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know, I can't stand like that. She gets there
and they clearly are not happy with her being there.
She's like a little bit apologetic, like I'm sorry, blah
blah blah, but they're like, hello, I think about a
fucking month late. And he had every right to react
like that. I mean, it was unprofessional. But who knows
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who's right and who's wrong in these situations. I mean,
I think, you know it's New York and you're grown up,
and yeah, you're about a month fucking later, you're pushing
back the whole production. Who the hell are you? And
I know you said she's a talent, but like, you're
not really all right? Stand for, she's not Beyonce, You're
not beyond. She's not Beyonce, but she ain't nobody. She
is nobody in this situation. The only reason the cover
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on this magazine, but the only reason she got it
is because Stanford's boyfriend hooked her up. She gets things
without him, though, But that was why she got that,
and that's why you're late. She's worth getting No, I mean,
I disagree. I think that. No, she's just the same
girls on the side of the bus with a cock
drawn on her face. She asked if there's time to
do makeup and everything. She's like, they're they're doing a
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test or shots. She's smoking her cigarette. She's like, there
is there time to do makeup?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
There?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah, what, we'll make time for all that. While
they're just snapping away, she's like, I'm sorry, I'm late.
It's just my personal believe. I fell into a coma.
And they're like, hah hah hah, bitch, come on, we
ain't got time to joke with you. They clearly aren't
really vibing with Caerry. My favorite part is when she's like,
do you mount if I smell? She's like, I don't
care if you shoot up. Like it was just it
was so done with her. That was my part too.
That's so funny. So the next scene, she's working out
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with her girlfriends. She don't even never do that, so
it was real when I see them working out together
and walking and stuff, you know, yoga. At that point,
while they're walking, a man walks up and it's just
a little awkward. He's talking to Miranda, and Miranda's like,
you know, talking to him back, but you could tell
she really doesn't have time for him, or like doesn't
want him to say something. I don't know. There's just
a weird energy going on between the two. And when
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he walks away, the girls are like, who's that's an oxomologist?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I once faked orgasms with Okay, we're officially stopping. The
idea that Miranda would take anything stopped me cold.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So why did she fake the orgasms? She's like, I
only slept with them twice. The first time I faked
it because it was never going to happen, and then
the second time I faked it because I faked it
the first time. And I just you know, you know,
you caught in a cycle of lion a peaceable ego.
Yeah for what for who?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I personally have never been a fan of baking it,
So I've never had done that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Even when you were younger.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, I did it in my first relationship, and before
the end of that relationship, I no longer had the
energy to do it. And yeah, after that, I just
never had the energy to do it.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you I'm go home and come.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, wow, wow, first and last time she said I
would go home and come.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
That I've only set that to the really the dicks,
you know, the dicks.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
They deserved it talking to him, just their dicks.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, no, literally, but I feel like, I feel like
a man that knows what he's doing would know a
woman's face exactly, you know, because you can there's there's
literally like physiological like signs.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Right, yeah, but the woman can probably fake all that,
the shaking, the no, but the excess moisture and the
the Robbie oh true true, true, true true.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
And yeah, and I feel like, like a mature man
who is interested in pleasing you, it does a lot
more than just penetration. And so they would they would know,
they would know, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The real ones know, the real ones. Yeah. So she
never called him back because she wasn't feeling fake it
for the rest of her life. You know what I'm saying.
She had two in her at this age. All right,
if you just you you can't do it, You're not
doing it right. So Charlotte's like what he.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Broke up with an optomologist over that orgasm major thing
in a relationship.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Heaven not the only.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Thing, or get some stone Cindy Valentine's stay cards and
they don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I do, you're seriously advocating saking.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, but if you really like the guy, what's one
little moment of ooh ooh versus spreading the whole night
in bed alone?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Personally, I love being alone in bed. I'm not going
to hold you, but I do get what Charlotte saying, like,
you gotta take the pros and the cons. He's the optimologist,
he's very nice, he cares about you. Clearly, it's not
orgasming that important that the one time I don't agree
with Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
She be saying some super shit sometimes like this is
like she's basically telling him, telling Miranda to.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Settle, settle. Yeah, you want to settle or not, Charlotte.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah, But I feel like if he actually cares, you'd
want to know like he cared too. Yeah, he'd care
to please you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, he thinks he is pleasing her, and Charlotte is
a Charlotte in the bed, so she probably doesn't orgasm,
or he doesn't even know how to make herself orgasmic.
She was coming crazy last episode. Yeah, that's why she
wanted to marry mister. She don't usually get that, or
does she usually do that, I don't know. I think
Charlotte's Charlotte in the bed, so she would tell you
that the orgasm isn't that important because you don't know
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because you're not that sexual. That Charlotte looks at the
whole picture.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I feel like Charlotte is again one of the ones
in the group that desperately wants to like find that
husband already that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She's I think she's practical. I think she's logical. I
think she considers the pros and the cons and all
the things that go into I don't think she's desperate
because she'll dump you.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
But it's like, you're willing to give up orgasms for
the rest of her for the husband, because he's gonna
be your husband.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's not a priority for her other like a family,
being in a relationship, having someone that's successful.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Then she'll think about like.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Okay, because later on we'll see that how important it
is for her.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, he gotta get it up. But we'll get to that.
We get to that, I guess, And she might just
also be saying you don't have to give up on
it now like two times and you're done. There's a
lot of other things going on with him that you
can continue to entertain while working on that. Maybe she
was coming from that place. That's true, that's possible. That
one I'll accept. Maybe. But Carrie, she needs a cigarette,
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so she goes to the news stand to purchase set
cigarette and she looks up. She sees that magazine cover
and it's like, Single and Fabulous. This is one of
our trivia questions. Yeah, trivia night, make sure you're around
for our next event. She looks awful on the cover
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of that magazine. I would have been so upset, and
Carrie was so upset.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Carrie Bradshaw dying of embarrassment. Single and Fabulous question Work.
There was no question working plan. I would never have
agreed to be in an article Single and Fabulous question Work.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I was set up, she really was. I mean you
were also not prepared. Yeah, so it's your fault that
you look like that. But at the same time, Single
and Fabulous question mark and don't get much more disrespectful, child,
It just don't. Yeah, super embarrassed and super disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Do you think it was being condescending to her.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It was all wrong. I feel like she should have
been able to sue. We got a call, I got
a lawyer like, y'all really stuff, and her lawyers like
this is a cautionary tale for women every single time.
Every few years, this kind of stuff comes up to
pressure young girls into getting married. Carrie's like, a word,
I'm a cautionary tale now out out. And they did
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try to see if they had to have some legal repercussions.
She's like, what are you going to do them for mispunctuation?
You know, there got to be some sort of case there.
You can't have me on the cover of magazine all
over New York looking like this, And not only does
she looking like that, but then the article that was
written with it, y'ad they said.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Single was fun at twenty, But you want to ask
these women how fun will all night club hoobbing get forty?
Who's out all night?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Who's forty?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Do you know what I say?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Exclamation points?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Fuck them?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, fuck them?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I really loved it. Who was out all night? Yeah?
Carrie's really scared about her sex life after that, because
I probably wouldn't have sex with her if she was
on the cover of a magazine looking like that. You know,
I just feel like Big saw her in the magazine. Yeah,
you know, he saw it, and I spink of that.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I'm surprised she didn't mention that in the show, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So once she was right about herself. Yeah, but I
definitely thought about it, and Big definitely saw it. But
the article goes on, they say, filling.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Their lives with an endless parade of decoys and distractions
to avoid the painful fact that they're completely alone.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yikes. That magazine went in on her. So Randa tore
it away, like how is this helping? And they're like, yeah,
we're single and fabulous exclamation boy that you can just
hear the doubt and their voices and see it in
their faces, like oh my god, carries like the question
mark done hopped off the magazine and all faces. I'm
looking right through y'all. And then they started doing actions
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like all right, I ain't about to be single. First
of all, so Miranda called up, mister, I can't fuck
can't give me an orgasm. Sam went out with the
man who she met at the club, the club owner.
They're dancing sauce in the next scene and Charlotte has
mister fix it around her house, the guy that she
calls when she's little mail things done. This guy is
somebody who's a failed actor. We already know that's below
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Charlotte's standard or out of work actor. I should say,
Charlotte's like, hmm, I never really looked at you in
a romantic type of sense. Let me test this out. So,
after he's up fixing her crap, he's asked her if
you need anything else, and she pulls him in for
a kiss. Very unlike Charlotte. She doesn't usually make the
first move like that. I feel like Charlotte hain't no puss. Well,
she also remembered, well, there's later in the line where
she's not forward. She's not forward. She expects the man
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to make the first move. That's been confirmed later maybe
later in the show. But she don't do stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, she does stuff that surprises you. And this was
surprising mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Maybe because she felt more empowered and because he was
fixing her stuff. She was the one with a nice
place and he was just like, you know, she had
more to offer for him.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
He was like an actor who was struggling.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Or yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She felt like more dump it, so she.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, so Carrie, and the
next scene is writing about all the things women fake.
We fake our hair color, not you norms. We fake
our boob size, we fake fur. But she couldn't help.
But wonder are we faking more than orgasms? Is it
better to fake it then be alone? We go to
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the streets.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know, my boyfriend and I were really compatible except
for one thing, like thins line waspy type.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So now I am. I think my wife said idiot.
Every day with her is like a trifted idiot island.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I don't tell her how I really feel.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'm make sure she'd believe me. And the last one
is nodding along to a man speaking sign language to her,
and she's like, I don't even speak sign language, but
she's actline she understands him, which is just awful. I
think this is kind of what I like, what I
was getting at last time, or a couple of weeks ago,
when Samantha said people are just like delusional and lie.
It's like in their relationships. I think that's just the thing,
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Like you're you're not being yourself, You're trying to live
up to the other person's expectation or hide your insecurities.
You know, you're not really being your authentic self.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, and I think that's why there's a high rate
and divorce.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, the same people going in so desperately wanting to
because they fit. They believe that they're supposed to be
married or ls the're going to be single and desperate
and all these things. So then when they're in the relationship,
they're taking everything that annoys them about the person. They're like,
we're gonna make it work, and then they realize that
that's not how it's gonna play.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah, what's that saying, I'd rather wait long than marry.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Wrong, I've never heard that before. The next scene, she's
with her girls carrying them. She quit smoking because I
guess she realized how ugly she looks when she does it.
She's like, I'm not going out in public again until
his magazine is off the shelves. Like carry is really
taking this hard and understandably sad. We all would. They're
watching some sex scene. I don't know if they're watching
porn or a movie, but the second the guy I
inserts himself, the woman starts orgasming more or less, and
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Miranda's like, that's exactly why everybody's confused, Like this is
why they think they're doing something when they're actually not,
because look, he's barely doing anything and she's already coming.
I feel like we all learned how to be a
little bit based on watching like sex scenes on.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
TV and like porn.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, like you have to find your rhythm in real
life when you first start doing it. Sure that's what
you learn from true true, You're right, yeah, yeah, Well
Miranda has a theory.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It can rebuild a jet engine, but when it comes
to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my glitterist,
not the sphinx.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I think you just found the title for your autobiography.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
You know, it's really not their fault. They don't come
with a manual.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
If I had a son, I teach him all about
the vagina.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And that sounded weird, I guess back then. But I don't.
I mean not like, hey, look at mommies. But you know,
I don't know what you teach him. Just you know,
take your time, do floor play? Yeah, really, turned what
do you say? He spots three inches on song two things?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
To your point earlier, Aliyah, you mentioned that most of
these men probably learned sex through corn. And we know
how problematic porn can be, right, So I don't know,
maybe like opting for corn bait made by women for women,
blessa No, but even.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
For lesbian born No, no, no, it's like it's women.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
It's more like passionate and there's poor plane. It's not
just like Jackrabbit. Yeah, there's more.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
There's a lot of porn out there. You can find
jack Rabbit, you can find passionate, you can find gay,
you can find there's a lot, you can find domb,
you can find cuckold you. Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
The other night, Miranda's man even said to her, I
love that you can come while I f you. He
says that that I hate white guys probably do talk
like that. I ain't never really had one, I mean
not when that was confident enough to talk to me
like that.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Listeners, let us know it's true.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Dana, Is it true?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Date again? What's the question?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How these white men talk like like you come? Dana?
Oh my cock is so hard right now?
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I love it when you get that Spanish or.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Something, it definitely sounds very familiar. I'll tell you that. Wow,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's not like, oh my god, what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
You know, it's really like when you're into the person.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
If you like it, you like it.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
You know, when you're enamored, they can do whatever and
you're like, oh, I love it.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, for sure, as long as you're doing the job.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So Marina's taking herself or faking it, and she sticks
around just because he's so nice and she doesn't want
to be single and fabulous. So Sam, she's like, all right,
I gotta go. I got to hang with Dom and
down talking heavy. He's talking, that's deaf.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Wait until you see my club in the Hamptons.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sounds like East Do you like the Hamptons? No, love
love the Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Renting a great house in East Hampton.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
We can go out on the weekends, you can go
sailing a big old lobsters, you can walk on the beach.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
At first, Samantha listened, fascinated, detached. It was rare to
hear a man use the we words so comfortably.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
So early on we could.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Just lay around and do this. So Sam laid back
and let the we wash all over her, which I
would have. That works. It's sad if a man really
does that and doesn't mean it. It's so terrible. Well
right now, we think, but it probably does work. Oh
my god, every time the Hampton's walks on the beach.
I love you, but it's a terrible, terrible thing to do,
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so terrible. Dominic sucks or William. I don't know if
his dominic can will him the same name, but because
they keep calling them different names, or maybe that that
was the right y'all. Notice that I didn't notice. I noticed,
but they said, all right, whatever, but neither here nor there.
Maybe they did say William and my subtitles asked in
here correctly, But he's still he talking that yet. And
she fell for it. She even called Carrie the next
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day like, boo, guess what I'm spending my time? And
she like, isn't it a little bit too soon to
be going to the Hamptons And She's like, no, it's
the perfect season. She's like, nah, I mean, it's too
soon with this dude. You just met him. But she's like, girl,
we had the Hampton's with it all right, don't worry
about none of that. And Carrie's like, I guess. They
hung up, and Miranda decided to your point, earlier, earlier,
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she's done. You can only do it so many times
and you just realize I ain't got the energy be
faking us. Hey's everything?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Are you sure? Because you didn't come?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Did you?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Did I do something wrong tonight?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Because I mean you came every other time?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Well I didn't exactly come all those other times.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know if you need to tell him all that,
you know, just if you plan on getting rid of
him anyway, just be like all right, yeah I today,
I'm just off and then I answer his phone calls
because you know, well he actually tried to teach him though.
That conversation produced a real conversation, and she tried to
teach him a little bit after that. Well, I didn't
like she didn't know she's done, because after she said
that she didn't come, he was like, well something wrong
(21:20):
with you? No, bro? Is something wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
How dare you come? In my anatomy in my body question?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Okay, So, because I feel like a lot of a
lot of times we hear the conversation, it is just like,
oh he didn't make me come, or this the man
meant right? But is it possible that women rely too much?
On the man to make them come, rather than knowing
how to use the man to come.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I have heard it's not a man's responsibility to make
you come, like if.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You if they have the tool, shouldn't you know what
it is and how to use it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Sometimes they make it really hard, especially like because it's
a mental thing, right, So if they're not mentally given
what you need gave. And then on top of that,
maybe they keep changing their stroke, or keep changing the position,
or keep like doing all this stuff that's just not necessary.
It's not really possible to get there, even if you
do try. I think it goes both ways. I think
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that women have to know their body and what works
and be able to guide a mand to do that.
But I think also experience grown as men know what
they're doing.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah, I've also experienced men well into their late thirties
and you know, you try to give the pointers and
they're not open to it. They get pissed off.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I've experienced that.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
But for me, at least, it's not so much about
having to come, but like, at least we're having sex.
I want like pleasure, right, And again, it's not all
about coming. It's the four play. I don't know, different positions.
I don't know, like make it fun, but I don't
necessarily have to. You don't necessarily have to make me come.
(22:58):
But it should be like like a pleasurable experience. Again,
if for someone who doesn't, who has a really hard
time coming through penetration, like give me everything else, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, the intimacy, the connection, that eye contact, the nibbles,
the nipple said. If I are SVP to a party,
I plan on coming, And I agree with Sam, but
I do I do understand there are other things that
are pleasurable for sure. Don't just seem like you're in
it to get off yourself and not make love, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like I think it's the goal is to finish, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, I mean not to just like it is ultimately,
but it's not terrible if you don't know, it's still
an experience.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Again, if he like for example, if Ike can come,
like he should be open to the sex toys, right
and I can come to that for sure. But again
if he's open to it, right, so it's like working
together to make it a pleasurable experience for the both
of us, and.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He should be open to it. If you wants you
to come. Yeah, she missed the faking it. He thinks
it's about her, and he's like, well, all the other
women I've been with Caine's She's like, well, I was
faking up until this point. You didn't know that, So
how you know all the other girls came? His whole
world fell apart, and so she agreed to teach him.
(24:22):
A woman's anatomy is a little more. I know all
about a woman's anatomy. I'm a doctor.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
You're an eye doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, give me some tips.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Do you know how the work?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Do you know where it is?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yes, well it's about two inches from where you think
it is.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
She's very kind. He put on his glasses. He was
ready to learn. You gotta love it. Are you all
ready to just coach me in? I don't even know
if I could coach personally. Maybe I should try it,
but I don't even know, Like I wouldn't even know
what to do. I think man like to be told
what to do, do that, do this, and not, but
like to teach someone like who doesn't know what? Am
(25:04):
I going to tell you?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I think it's Are you interested in really giving him
the time? You know, to build him up.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm not personally. That's because I don't know what I
would do. Like you know, Samantha was coaching due to
a couple episodes back, and now she's coaching him like
I wouldn't even I mean, I can say move like that,
move like this, but you gotta know what you're doing
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, I do ask. I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I wouldn't teach, but I would ask, like do you
know when a woman finishes? And then I do a
follow up like, well, how would you know? And then
based on their answer and how it would give, yeah,
determine if they actually know or they don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
So Carrie's being Charlotte's handy man in the next scene,
and Charlotte admits to liking him even though he's an
autowork actor. And we already know Charlotte when she named
her top three things, it was money and someone else.
I don't remember what the other stuff was, but money
was definitely like number one and number three. So Carrie
was given really advice.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
She said, Charlotte, you can't create a relationship with a
guy just because he can cock your tub.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yes you can.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
So she can't force a relationship. If the chemistry's not there,
it's not there. She's Charlotte's trying to make apple pie
out of lemons and it's just not it's just not
given what it's supposed to give in Carrie's eyes. But
Charlotte doesn't want to see that, and I think carry
respected that, you know, when she's like, I can do it.
Then Carrie asks when did it being alone become the
equivalent to being a leper? Which I don't know how
she's getting that conclusion, but guess because you had an
(26:29):
ugly magazine cover, you know, you were single this whole
this whole time for the most part, you know, outside
of mister Big and you can find Yeah, I guess
it just it shifted something in all of them because
they all went from They all went and settled, all
three of them, m Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte. She went
to go buy her some cigarettes again because I guess
the queen smoking didn't last too long. And while she's
(26:50):
pondering maybe she's fake and being happily single, which I think,
you know, you gotta accept it. If you can't find somebody,
you gotta be like listen, I'm figuring it bok. It's fine,
it's fine, don't even anybody, it's fine. So we all
do that. But then the man said, the man who's
selling her cigarettes behind the news stand looked at the
magazine like, is this you? And then he looked at
(27:11):
her with pity? So you looking at me with pity?
The man who sells me about Marylborough, Marlborough what they
called marl merrels, how dare you? So she decided, you
know what, I'm not gonna let this magazine defind me.
I am single and fabulous exclamation point, and I'm going
out tonight. So she goes out with Stanford and she
sees his boyfriend and she's like, Hi, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Join the club.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
I hate me too.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
I'm so sorry about the cover.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Who cares.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Next week you'll have a coke feeling slumblord on the
cover and I'll be history.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
You are fabulous.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
So he poured into her, which I really appreciate, but
Carrie wasn't having it. She's like, Stanford, you know you
gotta dump him right, and it's like, girl, let me
be happy. How dare you? How is a jerk? He
did do her friend dirty? I mean, but I guess
if he really had nothing to do with it, he
really didn't do it. But I love the way Carrie's
handling it. She's kind of just accepting it and letting
it roll on her shoulders and knowing that it will pass.
And Yeah, but to your point, I think she did
(28:04):
herself dirty, you know, like he you did that. You know,
you showed up late, You showed up looked like that.
I don't mean I'm sure you got a good shot, bro,
you still could have been single one fabulous explanation point.
Maybe maybe we had to come out my whole life
because if I'm sorry, But the thing is that I
think when it comes to these kind of kind of
photo shoots is a big production, and you book people
(28:25):
in advance, and if you come late and they have
another thing to go to, your shut out of luck. Yeah,
but they gotta like make you look like shit in
the photo shoot. We still went through with it. You
still got some shots. And I'm about to dumb him
because you fucked up. You know, I've ben out carry
you know it. But Sam, she has a date with
William or Dominic or whatever the hell his name is
(28:47):
in this episode, and She's sitting there waiting and waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
At first she thought she had the wrong time when
he still wasn't there. Twenty minutes later, she called her Ma,
she no message.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I don't know what to keep for him.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I probably wouldn't have explained that to the server, you know,
I just would have been like, that's where she can
let me by. The server got a note you play
by play, okay, all right, I mean they probably know
you're waiting for one more, but you could even say like, oh,
they're not coming, so I'm just order to right exactly
exactly and shot on the side please and like another drink.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, And I feel like it does speak to Samantha's
wand like her she does want a relationship, right, said.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, these past couple episodes, even end of season one,
she's been apparing like a relationship really yeah. Yeah. So
she was caught out alone, no armor, no book, no
cell phone, no cell phone, no friends, just sitting there
staring at other people. Eat. I don't know what I do.
I've always had a phone, But she was caught out
(29:56):
in public slipping and then she realizes I'm being set up.
He's not gumming, and then explaining more to the waiter.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Yeah, I'm not usually like this. I can't believe I
fell for some guy's line, but sometimes you just need
to hear way, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Samantha let the Pakistani bus boy kiss her. After all,
he'd been so sweet and attentive with the bread.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Can take me home? So yeah, doamond nicols on those
people that just said what he needed to say to
get what he wanted in that moment. He never planned
on taking her. Seriously, a waiter stepped up to the plate.
I don't understand why they had to say that he
was Pakistani, because they don't say anybody else's race. I'm
sick of white people being the generic race and everybody
else's race just needs to be called out. But that's
just me going on a soapbox right now. Yeah, why
(30:43):
you gotta be Packistani? Who cares? You don't say nothing
about the white man, but don't neither hand over there.
He was so sweet to her and he wanted to
take her home. He was a waiter and Samantha was
she was weak saus I don't know if he was
the waiter first of all, because I think she had
to say, like, tell the waiter, I have another wine
or something. Even the waiter as strong as Samantha isn't
surprised that. I mean, he did love bomb her. That
(31:05):
is very hurtful. I guess I understand. Yeah, yeah, the
terrible right there. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's off. I've never
been set up. I don't think no, not that. No, No,
I've been love bombed a little bit though, people like
literally saying that I love you like during sex, which
I knew at the time that was like much, but
you're really gonna do that right now? Who does that age?
(31:28):
I did not say I love you too. I just like,
you know, you.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Love this, you love this?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Right? I should have that would have been a hit.
But that's funny. But yeah, no love bombing, Yeah, I've
been That's ultimate turn off when you just like are
doing too much too early. But I never had it
from like a man that I really liked and stood
up like that, where I show up, I get dressed up,
that's just and then having to go home and take
all that off. I just ugly cry tired. Our girls
(31:57):
go through it, that's awful. She said no to the
Pakistani bus boy, and she's like, you know what, it's
better be alone than to fake it, so I'm probably
got that lesson. Yeah yeah, carried downtown drunk et, embarrassing herself,
h feeling drinks on people saying fuck yo for walking over.
(32:22):
Carry is a nut, man, She's the best nut there is,
but she's a nut. So Stanford's like, all right, come on,
come on, a little tartini, it's time to go home.
She's like, narily, He's like us, I'm on a Tuesday.
I could feel the hangover with those cranberry and baccas. Oh,
it just didn't seem fun to me. It just didn't
seem like a vibe. It was a lot going on.
(32:44):
Carrie refuses to leave. She's determined me a new guy,
and Stanford's like, Yo, everybody here is gay. Let's just go.
She's like, I don't think so. I don't believe that,
Like got really close to his face to say that
Carrie's a drunk child. But just then Bradley Cooper emerges
from the crowd out and oh that's a cute one
not playing. Oh you know, he wasn't really Bradley Cooper.
(33:05):
He was just some single hot guy. I guess even
before Bradley Cooper was Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper even did
an interview about this episode, saying he couldn't stick his
tongue and carry's mouth. There was there was rules anyway,
That's that's where our bonus episode stays tuned for the
end of the season. Miranda's given the guy the editorial
on how to make her orgasm.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Maybe we should just try and let it happen for
a second.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I want to do it right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Even with all Josh's good intentions, Miranda found herself no closer.
She realized she was not a jet engine. She was
a lot more complicated. It would never work between them.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm close, I'm close.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Are you close?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I'm close.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
She wanted to give him something for learning so much
and trying so hard. So Miranda came. She came out
of retirement for one final.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Performance, and she performed her low ass off. That was
the fakest orgasm, like girl, what okay?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Are you right?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But he was proud of himself, and that's the kind
of stuff that won't get you down there. You got it,
like oh shut up, shut up the mood okay, no
matter how much work they're doing or you're doing. In
that tone of voice, shut the fuck up, all right,
But anyway, back to Carrie, Brian Shawn Bradley Cooper. Oh,
(34:23):
I don't think we ever got his name because he
was just like a late night Jawn. So he does
offer her a ride in his Porsche. He sure it is.
He sure did, and Carrie's like, oh man, look I'm
still young, I'm still desirable. This man has me in
his Porsche. It's great. And he stops from some smokes
because everybody smoked back in the day, you know, was
real cool to do that. He comes back, magazine in hand,
(34:46):
are on the cover, looking like, who shot John? If
it got to kill him? Is this you?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
There?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It was my question mark staring me right in the face?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Was that me?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
And then I realized if I.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Went home with him, It'd be the only time I'd
ever slept with a man to validate my life. The
question mark would no longer be a question, it would
be a fact.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I saw your face, Norms, because this is at the
first time she slept with a man to validate her
Absolutely not did she do it? I mean I perceived
that she's done it before, but I feel like this
is the first time where she sang, yeah, you know that,
So maybe before we perceived it to be that's why
she was doing it. But that wasn't the reason why
she was doing it right this time. I think she
(35:28):
was at a little place. She was at a little
place that taste too. When she saw with that twenty
something with the coffee filter paper, she leaves. She decides
to go home. She jumps out of this porch, even
though it's like, I'm not letting you go, and it's like,
you didn't see the magazine, sir, but he did. He
still wanted hers so clearly, she's so fuckable even after
that magazine came out. But she refused. She jumped out
(35:48):
of the Porsche and decided to walk home. And then
Charlotte also decided to stop faking it with mister fix It.
Or maybe they were both faking it. I think I
should go to Salt Lake City and try.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Oh no, really, Charlotte was faking it. She realized two
days ago that while she had no problem with the
idea of faking orgasms, she could never fake intimacy.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Tom was faking too.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
He was mostly just sick of New York and needed
an excuse to leave.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I'll miss you.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Too.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
It was a perfectly timed double fake. Under any other circumstances,
they could have shared a very long life together.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
And then things returned to normal. Miranda stopped answering dude's calls,
Samantha ran into William Donovan Dominic and threw a drink
in his face, and Charlotte started paying someone to do
the mouse stuff around her house. It just goes to shell.
You can't fake it for long. Carry she went out alone,
and she sat there and she had a really good
(36:47):
other finishing thought.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
So I sat there and had a glass of wine alone,
no books, no man, no friends, no armor.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So figuring it doesn't get you far, and ultimately you
always just choose yourself. I think that was the moral
of the episode. Yeah, I agree. I like this episode.
It was cool.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
I feel like that's one of the biggest issues about
these poor girls that they never enjoy their single hood.
They're always just focused on finding a man. However, they're
also always talking shit about man. Yeah, so it's like
make it, you.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Know, make it make sense, make it make sense.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Maybe do things differently, Yeah, change your mindset, enjoy your
single hood.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, you know, they're definitely not changing their mindsets. They're
setting their ways and just going out there. Yeah all right,
Now let's get into the cringiest moments of the episode.
First one is Carrie's photo shoot cover being shown all
over Manhattan. As mentioned earlier, they didn't reference Big, but
if he saw her two weeks ago in the paper
(37:53):
with the Yankee, chances are he saw her on the
cover looking a hot damn mess. So embarrassing, especially at
the and when Bradley Cooper, the stranger she just met
in the club, held it up to the car, Jesus,
is this you okay? Yes, that's me.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So yeah, that was terrible. The next one is Samantha
being stood up by the Wei guy. I want Samantha
to be untouchable, unfuck withable. I feel like she gives
that energy and it was just sad to see her,
you know, hurt and down bad based on this loser
that she didn't even want in the first place. Why
you gotta come into my life and mess me up?
I'm good right right? And the last one is marian
(38:33):
Da Up taking that last orgasm. It was just awkward.
It was just as awkward as her run scene from
that or two weeks ago. Whenever we did that, but
that was like a weird sound, So Benji, yeah, I'm
gonna go ahead and vote for her magazine cover, being
as though that was just with catapulted or was a
(38:55):
catalyst for all these events and all these women acting
a full throughout the entire episode. It was all Carrie's
magazine cover that day. I agree, Yeah, it don't get
more embarrassing in it.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
All right, well wet the cringiest moments. Love it?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yeah, okay, So now we're gonna move on to sex
in the social media. So at Daphne is a myth,
says I am on season two of Sex in the City,
and there has been one attractive Matt and it's freaking
Bradley Cooper. Like, girl, why are we fing these men?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Good question? I mean I think that miss the biggest
you know something.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Something very I mean, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Bradley Cooper's not hot to you either. No, yeah, he
grew on me. He grew on me, Big grow me too.
So I would say at first glance, these men aren't hot. No, no, no,
But I will say Bradley Cooper and Big both rule me.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
I did think the guy in the last episode, the
normal guy. I thought he was handsome in nerd. Yeah,
he played soccer. He worked for polic loical newspaper like
he's you know, politicized.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He was chilled too, yeah yeah yeah, while you joined
the conversation, let us know what you think. Do you
think these guys are hot and effable? Let us know
at Sex and the City of Angels. Make sure you
follow me at the Kayla, Austin at Yogi Underscore, Alia
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Bye.
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome back to Sex in the City of I'm Kaylea,
I'm Eliah, kay I Norma, and we are all Season two,
Episode four, Single women in their thirties more or Less
breaking down episode by episode, Sex and the City. This
(00:36):
episode was a lot after the classic intro Carrie says,
in life, there are certain events that come so rarely,
and when they do, certain attention must be paid. Events
like Halley's comment, solar eclipse and when four friends find
themselves single at the exact same time at a Saussa
(00:57):
club in downtown Manhattan. Our girl was getting it on
the dance floor, now, okay, more or less, you know,
as best they could, as best they could. Yeah, right,
So they're dancing and they're getting it, and there's a
man who's eyeing Samantha. He gives her a little wink
and she looks. She notices, she dances, but she keeps
to what her girlfriends because we're not about to do
(01:18):
all right. So the girls they all toast to them
being single.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Here's to us without men.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm not toasting. That is fun. Luck by end up
old and alone.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's all your fault.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Oh, Charlotte Streety, we're old man even when we're with men.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you telling, sister, mister sister. So Sam advises them
like use men like I do, enjoy them, but don't
expect them to fill you up. And she doesn't mean physically,
And I'm like, yes, Sam, make sure you all have
lives outside of these men, because these men will drive
(01:59):
you crazy if you make everything about them. Gotta be
whole on your own. Another person is not responsible for
your happiness or your wholeness. That's pretty much what Sam
is saying. The man who's I ain't Sam. He finally
comes up to her and he's like, hey, you want
to dance? And she was like, am of my girlfriends
And he was like A right, well, I'm William. I
(02:20):
own this spot. Because they only they only meet ballless,
they only meet boss ass man first of all, no bums.
Actually they do meet a few bumps, but not anymore.
He gives her his business card and he's like, YO,
call me whenever you want a little dancy dance. She
was like, OK, we will have some fun. And the
girl was like, ooh, not you not leaving us for
a man. She's like, what kind of girl? Do you
(02:41):
think I am carry? At that point, is like, all right,
that was cute, but I gotta go. I got a
photo shoot in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
New York magazine they're doing a profile of twenty Manhattan
singles and it's called Singles.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
They pressure her to stay and say, hey man, we
never get nights out. Let's have one more drink, even
though they always get nights out. But okay, so Carrie agreed.
She's like, all right, you know what, just one morning
and then I gotta go. Next thing, you know, she's
taking herself home Meddorn. She decided to stay up all
night because you know what, that's how she doesn't look
like she'd been up all night by actually staying up
all night. So she doesn't go to sleep. It looks
like she's been up all night. When did that never work? Never?
(03:15):
So obviously that failed and she wakes up to Stanny.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's just stands when you're forty minutes late. I'm at
the photo shoot and everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm there twenty minutes minutes, she said, twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She got some nerve giving him attitude, like, bro, I
hooked this up through my man, you're making me look bad.
You're supposed to be here forty minutes ago. Now here's talent.
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
That kind of reminds me of someone I know that's
always late.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know, I can't stand like that. She gets there
and they clearly are not happy with her being there.
She's like a little bit apologetic, like I'm sorry, blah
blah blah, but they're like, hello, I think about a
fucking month late. And he had every right to react
like that. I mean, it was unprofessional. But who knows
(04:02):
who's right and who's wrong in these situations. I mean,
I think, you know it's New York and you're grown up,
and yeah, you're about a month fucking later, you're pushing
back the whole production. Who the hell are you? And
I know you said she's a talent, but like, you're
not really all right? Stand for, she's not Beyonce, You're
not beyond. She's not Beyonce, but she ain't nobody. She
is nobody in this situation. The only reason the cover
(04:23):
on this magazine, but the only reason she got it
is because Stanford's boyfriend hooked her up. She gets things
without him, though, But that was why she got that,
and that's why you're late. She's worth getting No, I mean,
I disagree. I think that. No, she's just the same
girls on the side of the bus with a cock
drawn on her face. She asked if there's time to
do makeup and everything. She's like, they're they're doing a
(04:43):
test or shots. She's smoking her cigarette. She's like, there
is there time to do makeup?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
There?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah, what, we'll make time for all that. While
they're just snapping away, she's like, I'm sorry, I'm late.
It's just my personal believe. I fell into a coma.
And they're like, hah hah hah, bitch, come on, we
ain't got time to joke with you. They clearly aren't
really vibing with Caerry. My favorite part is when she's like,
do you mount if I smell? She's like, I don't
care if you shoot up. Like it was just it
was so done with her. That was my part too.
That's so funny. So the next scene, she's working out
(05:09):
with her girlfriends. She don't even never do that, so
it was real when I see them working out together
and walking and stuff, you know, yoga. At that point,
while they're walking, a man walks up and it's just
a little awkward. He's talking to Miranda, and Miranda's like,
you know, talking to him back, but you could tell
she really doesn't have time for him, or like doesn't
want him to say something. I don't know. There's just
a weird energy going on between the two. And when
(05:30):
he walks away, the girls are like, who's that's an oxomologist?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I once faked orgasms with Okay, we're officially stopping. The
idea that Miranda would take anything stopped me cold.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So why did she fake the orgasms? She's like, I
only slept with them twice. The first time I faked
it because it was never going to happen, and then
the second time I faked it because I faked it
the first time. And I just you know, you know,
you caught in a cycle of lion a peaceable ego.
Yeah for what for who?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I personally have never been a fan of baking it,
So I've never had done that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Even when you were younger.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, I did it in my first relationship, and before
the end of that relationship, I no longer had the
energy to do it. And yeah, after that, I just
never had the energy to do it.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you I'm go home and come.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, wow, wow, first and last time she said I
would go home and come.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
That I've only set that to the really the dicks,
you know, the dicks.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
They deserved it talking to him, just their dicks.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, no, literally, but I feel like, I feel like
a man that knows what he's doing would know a
woman's face exactly, you know, because you can there's there's
literally like physiological like signs.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Right, yeah, but the woman can probably fake all that,
the shaking, the no, but the excess moisture and the
the Robbie oh true true, true, true true.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
And yeah, and I feel like, like a mature man
who is interested in pleasing you, it does a lot
more than just penetration. And so they would they would know,
they would know, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The real ones know, the real ones. Yeah. So she
never called him back because she wasn't feeling fake it
for the rest of her life. You know what I'm saying.
She had two in her at this age. All right,
if you just you you can't do it, You're not
doing it right. So Charlotte's like what he.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Broke up with an optomologist over that orgasm major thing
in a relationship.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Heaven not the only.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Thing, or get some stone Cindy Valentine's stay cards and
they don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I do, you're seriously advocating saking.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, but if you really like the guy, what's one
little moment of ooh ooh versus spreading the whole night
in bed alone?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Personally, I love being alone in bed. I'm not going
to hold you, but I do get what Charlotte saying, like,
you gotta take the pros and the cons. He's the optimologist,
he's very nice, he cares about you. Clearly, it's not
orgasming that important that the one time I don't agree
with Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
She be saying some super shit sometimes like this is
like she's basically telling him, telling Miranda to.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Settle, settle. Yeah, you want to settle or not, Charlotte.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah, But I feel like if he actually cares, you'd
want to know like he cared too. Yeah, he'd care
to please you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, he thinks he is pleasing her, and Charlotte is
a Charlotte in the bed, so she probably doesn't orgasm,
or he doesn't even know how to make herself orgasmic.
She was coming crazy last episode. Yeah, that's why she
wanted to marry mister. She don't usually get that, or
does she usually do that, I don't know. I think
Charlotte's Charlotte in the bed, so she would tell you
that the orgasm isn't that important because you don't know
(08:44):
because you're not that sexual. That Charlotte looks at the
whole picture.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I feel like Charlotte is again one of the ones
in the group that desperately wants to like find that
husband already that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She's I think she's practical. I think she's logical. I
think she considers the pros and the cons and all
the things that go into I don't think she's desperate
because she'll dump you.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
But it's like, you're willing to give up orgasms for
the rest of her for the husband, because he's gonna
be your husband.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's not a priority for her other like a family,
being in a relationship, having someone that's successful.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Then she'll think about like.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Okay, because later on we'll see that how important it
is for her.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, he gotta get it up. But we'll get to that.
We get to that, I guess, And she might just
also be saying you don't have to give up on
it now like two times and you're done. There's a
lot of other things going on with him that you
can continue to entertain while working on that. Maybe she
was coming from that place. That's true, that's possible. That
one I'll accept. Maybe. But Carrie, she needs a cigarette,
(09:51):
so she goes to the news stand to purchase set
cigarette and she looks up. She sees that magazine cover
and it's like, Single and Fabulous. This is one of
our trivia questions. Yeah, trivia night, make sure you're around
for our next event. She looks awful on the cover
(10:14):
of that magazine. I would have been so upset, and
Carrie was so upset.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Carrie Bradshaw dying of embarrassment. Single and Fabulous question Work.
There was no question working plan. I would never have
agreed to be in an article Single and Fabulous question Work.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I was set up, she really was. I mean you
were also not prepared. Yeah, so it's your fault that
you look like that. But at the same time, Single
and Fabulous question mark and don't get much more disrespectful, child,
It just don't. Yeah, super embarrassed and super disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Do you think it was being condescending to her.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It was all wrong. I feel like she should have
been able to sue. We got a call, I got
a lawyer like, y'all really stuff, and her lawyers like
this is a cautionary tale for women every single time.
Every few years, this kind of stuff comes up to
pressure young girls into getting married. Carrie's like, a word,
I'm a cautionary tale now out out. And they did
(11:14):
try to see if they had to have some legal repercussions.
She's like, what are you going to do them for mispunctuation?
You know, there got to be some sort of case there.
You can't have me on the cover of magazine all
over New York looking like this, And not only does
she looking like that, but then the article that was
written with it, y'ad they said.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Single was fun at twenty, But you want to ask
these women how fun will all night club hoobbing get forty?
Who's out all night?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Who's forty?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Do you know what I say?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Exclamation points?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Fuck them?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, fuck them?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I really loved it. Who was out all night? Yeah?
Carrie's really scared about her sex life after that, because
I probably wouldn't have sex with her if she was
on the cover of a magazine looking like that. You know,
I just feel like Big saw her in the magazine. Yeah,
you know, he saw it, and I spink of that.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I'm surprised she didn't mention that in the show, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So once she was right about herself. Yeah, but I
definitely thought about it, and Big definitely saw it. But
the article goes on, they say, filling.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Their lives with an endless parade of decoys and distractions
to avoid the painful fact that they're completely alone.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yikes. That magazine went in on her. So Randa tore
it away, like how is this helping? And they're like, yeah,
we're single and fabulous exclamation boy that you can just
hear the doubt and their voices and see it in
their faces, like oh my god, carries like the question
mark done hopped off the magazine and all faces. I'm
looking right through y'all. And then they started doing actions
(12:48):
like all right, I ain't about to be single. First
of all, so Miranda called up, mister, I can't fuck
can't give me an orgasm. Sam went out with the
man who she met at the club, the club owner.
They're dancing sauce in the next scene and Charlotte has
mister fix it around her house, the guy that she
calls when she's little mail things done. This guy is
somebody who's a failed actor. We already know that's below
(13:10):
Charlotte's standard or out of work actor. I should say,
Charlotte's like, hmm, I never really looked at you in
a romantic type of sense. Let me test this out. So,
after he's up fixing her crap, he's asked her if
you need anything else, and she pulls him in for
a kiss. Very unlike Charlotte. She doesn't usually make the
first move like that. I feel like Charlotte hain't no puss. Well,
she also remembered, well, there's later in the line where
she's not forward. She's not forward. She expects the man
(13:32):
to make the first move. That's been confirmed later maybe
later in the show. But she don't do stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, she does stuff that surprises you. And this was
surprising mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Maybe because she felt more empowered and because he was
fixing her stuff. She was the one with a nice
place and he was just like, you know, she had
more to offer for him.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
He was like an actor who was struggling.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Or yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She felt like more dump it, so she.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, so Carrie, and the
next scene is writing about all the things women fake.
We fake our hair color, not you norms. We fake
our boob size, we fake fur. But she couldn't help.
But wonder are we faking more than orgasms? Is it
better to fake it then be alone? We go to
(14:25):
the streets.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know, my boyfriend and I were really compatible except
for one thing, like thins line waspy type.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So now I am. I think my wife said idiot.
Every day with her is like a trifted idiot island.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I don't tell her how I really feel.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'm make sure she'd believe me. And the last one
is nodding along to a man speaking sign language to her,
and she's like, I don't even speak sign language, but
she's actline she understands him, which is just awful. I
think this is kind of what I like, what I
was getting at last time, or a couple of weeks ago,
when Samantha said people are just like delusional and lie.
It's like in their relationships. I think that's just the thing,
(15:02):
Like you're you're not being yourself, You're trying to live
up to the other person's expectation or hide your insecurities.
You know, you're not really being your authentic self.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, and I think that's why there's a high rate
and divorce.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, the same people going in so desperately wanting to
because they fit. They believe that they're supposed to be
married or ls the're going to be single and desperate
and all these things. So then when they're in the relationship,
they're taking everything that annoys them about the person. They're like,
we're gonna make it work, and then they realize that
that's not how it's gonna play.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah, what's that saying, I'd rather wait long than marry.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Wrong, I've never heard that before. The next scene, she's
with her girls carrying them. She quit smoking because I
guess she realized how ugly she looks when she does it.
She's like, I'm not going out in public again until
his magazine is off the shelves. Like carry is really
taking this hard and understandably sad. We all would. They're
watching some sex scene. I don't know if they're watching
porn or a movie, but the second the guy I
inserts himself, the woman starts orgasming more or less, and
(16:03):
Miranda's like, that's exactly why everybody's confused, Like this is
why they think they're doing something when they're actually not,
because look, he's barely doing anything and she's already coming.
I feel like we all learned how to be a
little bit based on watching like sex scenes on.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
TV and like porn.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, like you have to find your rhythm in real
life when you first start doing it. Sure that's what
you learn from true true, You're right, yeah, yeah, Well
Miranda has a theory.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It can rebuild a jet engine, but when it comes
to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my glitterist,
not the sphinx.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I think you just found the title for your autobiography.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
You know, it's really not their fault. They don't come
with a manual.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
If I had a son, I teach him all about
the vagina.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And that sounded weird, I guess back then. But I don't.
I mean not like, hey, look at mommies. But you know,
I don't know what you teach him. Just you know,
take your time, do floor play? Yeah, really, turned what
do you say? He spots three inches on song two things?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
To your point earlier, Aliyah, you mentioned that most of
these men probably learned sex through corn. And we know
how problematic porn can be, right, So I don't know,
maybe like opting for corn bait made by women for women,
blessa No, but even.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
For lesbian born No, no, no, it's like it's women.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
It's more like passionate and there's poor plane. It's not
just like Jackrabbit. Yeah, there's more.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
There's a lot of porn out there. You can find
jack Rabbit, you can find passionate, you can find gay,
you can find there's a lot, you can find domb,
you can find cuckold you. Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
The other night, Miranda's man even said to her, I
love that you can come while I f you. He
says that that I hate white guys probably do talk
like that. I ain't never really had one, I mean
not when that was confident enough to talk to me
like that.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Listeners, let us know it's true.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Dana, Is it true?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Date again? What's the question?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How these white men talk like like you come? Dana?
Oh my cock is so hard right now?
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I love it when you get that Spanish or.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Something, it definitely sounds very familiar. I'll tell you that. Wow,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's not like, oh my god, what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
You know, it's really like when you're into the person.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
If you like it, you like it.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
You know, when you're enamored, they can do whatever and
you're like, oh, I love it.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, for sure, as long as you're doing the job.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So Marina's taking herself or faking it, and she sticks
around just because he's so nice and she doesn't want
to be single and fabulous. So Sam, she's like, all right,
I gotta go. I got to hang with Dom and
down talking heavy. He's talking, that's deaf.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Wait until you see my club in the Hamptons.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sounds like East Do you like the Hamptons? No, love
love the Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Renting a great house in East Hampton.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
We can go out on the weekends, you can go
sailing a big old lobsters, you can walk on the beach.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
At first, Samantha listened, fascinated, detached. It was rare to
hear a man use the we words so comfortably.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
So early on we could.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Just lay around and do this. So Sam laid back
and let the we wash all over her, which I
would have. That works. It's sad if a man really
does that and doesn't mean it. It's so terrible. Well
right now, we think, but it probably does work. Oh
my god, every time the Hampton's walks on the beach.
I love you, but it's a terrible, terrible thing to do,
(19:52):
so terrible. Dominic sucks or William. I don't know if
his dominic can will him the same name, but because
they keep calling them different names, or maybe that that
was the right y'all. Notice that I didn't notice. I noticed,
but they said, all right, whatever, but neither here nor there.
Maybe they did say William and my subtitles asked in
here correctly, But he's still he talking that yet. And
she fell for it. She even called Carrie the next
(20:13):
day like, boo, guess what I'm spending my time? And
she like, isn't it a little bit too soon to
be going to the Hamptons And She's like, no, it's
the perfect season. She's like, nah, I mean, it's too
soon with this dude. You just met him. But she's like, girl,
we had the Hampton's with it all right, don't worry
about none of that. And Carrie's like, I guess. They
hung up, and Miranda decided to your point, earlier, earlier,
(20:34):
she's done. You can only do it so many times
and you just realize I ain't got the energy be
faking us. Hey's everything?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Are you sure? Because you didn't come?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Did you?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Did I do something wrong tonight?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Because I mean you came every other time?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Well I didn't exactly come all those other times.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know if you need to tell him all that,
you know, just if you plan on getting rid of
him anyway, just be like all right, yeah I today,
I'm just off and then I answer his phone calls
because you know, well he actually tried to teach him though.
That conversation produced a real conversation, and she tried to
teach him a little bit after that. Well, I didn't
like she didn't know she's done, because after she said
that she didn't come, he was like, well something wrong
(21:20):
with you? No, bro? Is something wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
How dare you come? In my anatomy in my body question?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Okay, So, because I feel like a lot of a
lot of times we hear the conversation, it is just like,
oh he didn't make me come, or this the man
meant right? But is it possible that women rely too much?
On the man to make them come, rather than knowing
how to use the man to come.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I have heard it's not a man's responsibility to make
you come, like if.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You if they have the tool, shouldn't you know what
it is and how to use it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Sometimes they make it really hard, especially like because it's
a mental thing, right, So if they're not mentally given
what you need gave. And then on top of that,
maybe they keep changing their stroke, or keep changing the position,
or keep like doing all this stuff that's just not necessary.
It's not really possible to get there, even if you
do try. I think it goes both ways. I think
(22:15):
that women have to know their body and what works
and be able to guide a mand to do that.
But I think also experience grown as men know what
they're doing.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah, I've also experienced men well into their late thirties
and you know, you try to give the pointers and
they're not open to it. They get pissed off.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I've experienced that.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
But for me, at least, it's not so much about
having to come, but like, at least we're having sex.
I want like pleasure, right, And again, it's not all
about coming. It's the four play. I don't know, different positions.
I don't know, like make it fun, but I don't
necessarily have to. You don't necessarily have to make me come.
(22:58):
But it should be like like a pleasurable experience. Again,
if for someone who doesn't, who has a really hard
time coming through penetration, like give me everything else, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, the intimacy, the connection, that eye contact, the nibbles,
the nipple said. If I are SVP to a party,
I plan on coming, And I agree with Sam, but
I do I do understand there are other things that
are pleasurable for sure. Don't just seem like you're in
it to get off yourself and not make love, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like I think it's the goal is to finish, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, I mean not to just like it is ultimately,
but it's not terrible if you don't know, it's still
an experience.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Again, if he like for example, if Ike can come,
like he should be open to the sex toys, right
and I can come to that for sure. But again
if he's open to it, right, so it's like working
together to make it a pleasurable experience for the both
of us, and.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He should be open to it. If you wants you
to come. Yeah, she missed the faking it. He thinks
it's about her, and he's like, well, all the other
women I've been with Caine's She's like, well, I was
faking up until this point. You didn't know that, So
how you know all the other girls came? His whole
world fell apart, and so she agreed to teach him.
(24:22):
A woman's anatomy is a little more. I know all
about a woman's anatomy. I'm a doctor.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
You're an eye doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, give me some tips.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Do you know how the work?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Do you know where it is?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yes, well it's about two inches from where you think
it is.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
She's very kind. He put on his glasses. He was
ready to learn. You gotta love it. Are you all
ready to just coach me in? I don't even know
if I could coach personally. Maybe I should try it,
but I don't even know, Like I wouldn't even know
what to do. I think man like to be told
what to do, do that, do this, and not, but
like to teach someone like who doesn't know what? Am
(25:04):
I going to tell you?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I think it's Are you interested in really giving him
the time? You know, to build him up.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm not personally. That's because I don't know what I
would do. Like you know, Samantha was coaching due to
a couple episodes back, and now she's coaching him like
I wouldn't even I mean, I can say move like that,
move like this, but you gotta know what you're doing
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, I do ask. I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I wouldn't teach, but I would ask, like do you
know when a woman finishes? And then I do a
follow up like, well, how would you know? And then
based on their answer and how it would give, yeah,
determine if they actually know or they don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
So Carrie's being Charlotte's handy man in the next scene,
and Charlotte admits to liking him even though he's an
autowork actor. And we already know Charlotte when she named
her top three things, it was money and someone else.
I don't remember what the other stuff was, but money
was definitely like number one and number three. So Carrie
was given really advice.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
She said, Charlotte, you can't create a relationship with a
guy just because he can cock your tub.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yes you can.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
So she can't force a relationship. If the chemistry's not there,
it's not there. She's Charlotte's trying to make apple pie
out of lemons and it's just not it's just not
given what it's supposed to give in Carrie's eyes. But
Charlotte doesn't want to see that, and I think carry
respected that, you know, when she's like, I can do it.
Then Carrie asks when did it being alone become the
equivalent to being a leper? Which I don't know how
she's getting that conclusion, but guess because you had an
(26:29):
ugly magazine cover, you know, you were single this whole
this whole time for the most part, you know, outside
of mister Big and you can find Yeah, I guess
it just it shifted something in all of them because
they all went from They all went and settled, all
three of them, m Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte. She went
to go buy her some cigarettes again because I guess
the queen smoking didn't last too long. And while she's
(26:50):
pondering maybe she's fake and being happily single, which I think,
you know, you gotta accept it. If you can't find somebody,
you gotta be like listen, I'm figuring it bok. It's fine,
it's fine, don't even anybody, it's fine. So we all
do that. But then the man said, the man who's
selling her cigarettes behind the news stand looked at the
magazine like, is this you? And then he looked at
(27:11):
her with pity? So you looking at me with pity?
The man who sells me about Marylborough, Marlborough what they
called marl merrels, how dare you? So she decided, you
know what, I'm not gonna let this magazine defind me.
I am single and fabulous exclamation point, and I'm going
out tonight. So she goes out with Stanford and she
sees his boyfriend and she's like, Hi, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Join the club.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
I hate me too.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
I'm so sorry about the cover.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Who cares.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Next week you'll have a coke feeling slumblord on the
cover and I'll be history.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
You are fabulous.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
So he poured into her, which I really appreciate, but
Carrie wasn't having it. She's like, Stanford, you know you
gotta dump him right, and it's like, girl, let me
be happy. How dare you? How is a jerk? He
did do her friend dirty? I mean, but I guess
if he really had nothing to do with it, he
really didn't do it. But I love the way Carrie's
handling it. She's kind of just accepting it and letting
it roll on her shoulders and knowing that it will pass.
And Yeah, but to your point, I think she did
(28:04):
herself dirty, you know, like he you did that. You know,
you showed up late, You showed up looked like that.
I don't mean I'm sure you got a good shot, bro,
you still could have been single one fabulous explanation point.
Maybe maybe we had to come out my whole life
because if I'm sorry, But the thing is that I
think when it comes to these kind of kind of
photo shoots is a big production, and you book people
(28:25):
in advance, and if you come late and they have
another thing to go to, your shut out of luck. Yeah,
but they gotta like make you look like shit in
the photo shoot. We still went through with it. You
still got some shots. And I'm about to dumb him
because you fucked up. You know, I've ben out carry
you know it. But Sam, she has a date with
William or Dominic or whatever the hell his name is
(28:47):
in this episode, and She's sitting there waiting and waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
At first she thought she had the wrong time when
he still wasn't there. Twenty minutes later, she called her Ma,
she no message.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I don't know what to keep for him.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I probably wouldn't have explained that to the server, you know,
I just would have been like, that's where she can
let me by. The server got a note you play
by play, okay, all right, I mean they probably know
you're waiting for one more, but you could even say like, oh,
they're not coming, so I'm just order to right exactly
exactly and shot on the side please and like another drink.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, And I feel like it does speak to Samantha's
wand like her she does want a relationship, right, said.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, these past couple episodes, even end of season one,
she's been apparing like a relationship really yeah. Yeah. So
she was caught out alone, no armor, no book, no
cell phone, no cell phone, no friends, just sitting there
staring at other people. Eat. I don't know what I do.
I've always had a phone, But she was caught out
(29:56):
in public slipping and then she realizes I'm being set up.
He's not gumming, and then explaining more to the waiter.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Yeah, I'm not usually like this. I can't believe I
fell for some guy's line, but sometimes you just need
to hear way, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Samantha let the Pakistani bus boy kiss her. After all,
he'd been so sweet and attentive with the bread.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Can take me home? So yeah, doamond nicols on those
people that just said what he needed to say to
get what he wanted in that moment. He never planned
on taking her. Seriously, a waiter stepped up to the plate.
I don't understand why they had to say that he
was Pakistani, because they don't say anybody else's race. I'm
sick of white people being the generic race and everybody
else's race just needs to be called out. But that's
just me going on a soapbox right now. Yeah, why
(30:43):
you gotta be Packistani? Who cares? You don't say nothing
about the white man, but don't neither hand over there.
He was so sweet to her and he wanted to
take her home. He was a waiter and Samantha was
she was weak saus I don't know if he was
the waiter first of all, because I think she had
to say, like, tell the waiter, I have another wine
or something. Even the waiter as strong as Samantha isn't
surprised that. I mean, he did love bomb her. That
(31:05):
is very hurtful. I guess I understand. Yeah, yeah, the
terrible right there. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's off. I've never
been set up. I don't think no, not that. No, No,
I've been love bombed a little bit though, people like
literally saying that I love you like during sex, which
I knew at the time that was like much, but
you're really gonna do that right now? Who does that age?
(31:28):
I did not say I love you too. I just like,
you know, you.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Love this, you love this?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Right? I should have that would have been a hit.
But that's funny. But yeah, no love bombing, Yeah, I've
been That's ultimate turn off when you just like are
doing too much too early. But I never had it
from like a man that I really liked and stood
up like that, where I show up, I get dressed up,
that's just and then having to go home and take
all that off. I just ugly cry tired. Our girls
(31:57):
go through it, that's awful. She said no to the
Pakistani bus boy, and she's like, you know what, it's
better be alone than to fake it, so I'm probably
got that lesson. Yeah yeah, carried downtown drunk et, embarrassing herself,
h feeling drinks on people saying fuck yo for walking over.
(32:22):
Carry is a nut, man, She's the best nut there is,
but she's a nut. So Stanford's like, all right, come on,
come on, a little tartini, it's time to go home.
She's like, narily, He's like us, I'm on a Tuesday.
I could feel the hangover with those cranberry and baccas. Oh,
it just didn't seem fun to me. It just didn't
seem like a vibe. It was a lot going on.
(32:44):
Carrie refuses to leave. She's determined me a new guy,
and Stanford's like, Yo, everybody here is gay. Let's just go.
She's like, I don't think so. I don't believe that,
Like got really close to his face to say that
Carrie's a drunk child. But just then Bradley Cooper emerges
from the crowd out and oh that's a cute one
not playing. Oh you know, he wasn't really Bradley Cooper.
(33:05):
He was just some single hot guy. I guess even
before Bradley Cooper was Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper even did
an interview about this episode, saying he couldn't stick his
tongue and carry's mouth. There was there was rules anyway,
That's that's where our bonus episode stays tuned for the
end of the season. Miranda's given the guy the editorial
on how to make her orgasm.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Maybe we should just try and let it happen for
a second.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I want to do it right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Even with all Josh's good intentions, Miranda found herself no closer.
She realized she was not a jet engine. She was
a lot more complicated. It would never work between them.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm close, I'm close.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Are you close?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I'm close.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
She wanted to give him something for learning so much
and trying so hard. So Miranda came. She came out
of retirement for one final.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Performance, and she performed her low ass off. That was
the fakest orgasm, like girl, what okay?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Are you right?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But he was proud of himself, and that's the kind
of stuff that won't get you down there. You got it,
like oh shut up, shut up the mood okay, no
matter how much work they're doing or you're doing. In
that tone of voice, shut the fuck up, all right,
But anyway, back to Carrie, Brian Shawn Bradley Cooper. Oh,
(34:23):
I don't think we ever got his name because he
was just like a late night Jawn. So he does
offer her a ride in his Porsche. He sure it is.
He sure did, and Carrie's like, oh man, look I'm
still young, I'm still desirable. This man has me in
his Porsche. It's great. And he stops from some smokes
because everybody smoked back in the day, you know, was
real cool to do that. He comes back, magazine in hand,
(34:46):
are on the cover, looking like, who shot John? If
it got to kill him? Is this you?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
There?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It was my question mark staring me right in the face?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Was that me?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
And then I realized if I.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Went home with him, It'd be the only time I'd
ever slept with a man to validate my life. The
question mark would no longer be a question, it would
be a fact.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I saw your face, Norms, because this is at the
first time she slept with a man to validate her
Absolutely not did she do it? I mean I perceived
that she's done it before, but I feel like this
is the first time where she sang, yeah, you know that,
So maybe before we perceived it to be that's why
she was doing it. But that wasn't the reason why
she was doing it right this time. I think she
(35:28):
was at a little place. She was at a little
place that taste too. When she saw with that twenty
something with the coffee filter paper, she leaves. She decides
to go home. She jumps out of this porch, even
though it's like, I'm not letting you go, and it's like,
you didn't see the magazine, sir, but he did. He
still wanted hers so clearly, she's so fuckable even after
that magazine came out. But she refused. She jumped out
(35:48):
of the Porsche and decided to walk home. And then
Charlotte also decided to stop faking it with mister fix It.
Or maybe they were both faking it. I think I
should go to Salt Lake City and try.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Oh no, really, Charlotte was faking it. She realized two
days ago that while she had no problem with the
idea of faking orgasms, she could never fake intimacy.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Tom was faking too.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
He was mostly just sick of New York and needed
an excuse to leave.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I'll miss you.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Too.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
It was a perfectly timed double fake. Under any other circumstances,
they could have shared a very long life together.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
And then things returned to normal. Miranda stopped answering dude's calls,
Samantha ran into William Donovan Dominic and threw a drink
in his face, and Charlotte started paying someone to do
the mouse stuff around her house. It just goes to shell.
You can't fake it for long. Carry she went out alone,
and she sat there and she had a really good
(36:47):
other finishing thought.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
So I sat there and had a glass of wine alone,
no books, no man, no friends, no armor.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So figuring it doesn't get you far, and ultimately you
always just choose yourself. I think that was the moral
of the episode. Yeah, I agree. I like this episode.
It was cool.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
I feel like that's one of the biggest issues about
these poor girls that they never enjoy their single hood.
They're always just focused on finding a man. However, they're
also always talking shit about man. Yeah, so it's like
make it, you.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Know, make it make sense, make it make sense.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Maybe do things differently, Yeah, change your mindset, enjoy your
single hood.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, you know, they're definitely not changing their mindsets. They're
setting their ways and just going out there. Yeah all right,
Now let's get into the cringiest moments of the episode.
First one is Carrie's photo shoot cover being shown all
over Manhattan. As mentioned earlier, they didn't reference Big, but
if he saw her two weeks ago in the paper
(37:53):
with the Yankee, chances are he saw her on the
cover looking a hot damn mess. So embarrassing, especially at
the and when Bradley Cooper, the stranger she just met
in the club, held it up to the car, Jesus,
is this you okay? Yes, that's me.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So yeah, that was terrible. The next one is Samantha
being stood up by the Wei guy. I want Samantha
to be untouchable, unfuck withable. I feel like she gives
that energy and it was just sad to see her,
you know, hurt and down bad based on this loser
that she didn't even want in the first place. Why
you gotta come into my life and mess me up?
I'm good right right? And the last one is marian
(38:33):
Da Up taking that last orgasm. It was just awkward.
It was just as awkward as her run scene from
that or two weeks ago. Whenever we did that, but
that was like a weird sound, So Benji, yeah, I'm
gonna go ahead and vote for her magazine cover, being
as though that was just with catapulted or was a
(38:55):
catalyst for all these events and all these women acting
a full throughout the entire episode. It was all Carrie's
magazine cover that day. I agree, Yeah, it don't get
more embarrassing in it.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
All right, well wet the cringiest moments. Love it?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yeah, okay, So now we're gonna move on to sex
in the social media. So at Daphne is a myth,
says I am on season two of Sex in the City,
and there has been one attractive Matt and it's freaking
Bradley Cooper. Like, girl, why are we fing these men?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Good question? I mean I think that miss the biggest
you know something.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Something very I mean, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Bradley Cooper's not hot to you either. No, yeah, he
grew on me. He grew on me, Big grow me too.
So I would say at first glance, these men aren't hot. No, no, no,
But I will say Bradley Cooper and Big both rule me.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
I did think the guy in the last episode, the
normal guy. I thought he was handsome in nerd. Yeah,
he played soccer. He worked for polic loical newspaper like
he's you know, politicized.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He was chilled too, yeah yeah yeah, while you joined
the conversation, let us know what you think. Do you
think these guys are hot and effable? Let us know
at Sex and the City of Angels. Make sure you
follow me at the Kayla, Austin at Yogi Underscore, Alia
at Dana at norm and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bye.
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