July 30, 2025 • 45 mins
Amanda is a nerdy aspiring author working on her college degree when she's partnered up with reknowned f-boi, Blake to write a short story. They soon find out they work extremely well together and decide to try to make it big in the erotica world. But will they be able to separate work from real life?! Tune into this week's episode to find out!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome back, you horny little rats.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's time to smut up and listen.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Just a reminder for today's episode and all future episodes,
our opinions are subjective. We don't advocate for kink shaming
or author shaming. This is all in good smutty fun. Enjoy,
and don't forget. To check out patreon dot com slash
smut up and listen. To listen to the r slash
smut podcast, where Riley and I will be doing blind
reactions every Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
To Reddit eratica.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I have a Spotify comment and this one comes
from Britney MG Belchman and it says I love you
girls so much. I even got my husband to listen
to some of the episodes with me. I also religiously
use other words instead of cussing, and I go to
his stinkers. I don't know why, and hearing you use
it made me actually cackle. Also, have y'all considered reviewing
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watpad stories. They are so cringe and amazing all at
the same time. That does sound fun, I will say.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
That does sound very fun.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Shelby and Jenna Patreon idea.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We actually did do a demo of a watpad story and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It was crazy. It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I have the recording on my laptop. I'll send it
to you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I do want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh wait, hold on, do you know what this episode is?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But it's our hundred episode wit one hundred episodes crazy
and this week we're telling Riley all about smut by
Corina Hallie And how many stars did you guys give it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On good Reads? I gave it a three and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It was fun. It wasn't my favorite rom com that
I've ever read, but I like the idea of it.
I guess I wish the dialogue was a little bit different.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I feel like I can't rate this only because it's
so polar opposite than the books that I've been reading,
Like I just read the craziest, darkest book that I've
I just I feel like it's not fair for me
to read it because it's just not what I'm in
the mood for right now. So maybe when I'm in
a lighthearted, cutesy mood, I'll reread it and it'll be
a different reading.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was good. I just feel like I can't read.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It wasn't freaky enough for you, Jenna.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, this shit was vanilla as fuck. I gave it
a three and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was a nice palette cleanser after last week's episode,
Red Rabbit was rough, so we needed this.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it was cutesy.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So we're going to start the story off in the
proloc It's New Year's Eve and twenty one year old
Amanda is about to be proposed to by her prestigious
boyfriend Alan Kingston of four years and he sings our
whole ass song in front of everyone. He gets down
on one knee, and she's never had an easier answer. No, ick, Absolutely,
She is absolutely distraught that she's just like about to
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ruin her life and his, and she vomits everywhere all
over him after saying no, and then she just runs
away crying.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That poor guy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
He threw a whole party too.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Whenever I see people that like say no to big
proposals like that, I'm like, how did you not know
how just.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Say yes and break it off later?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeaheah say yes in front of everyone and then behind
closed doors be like, hey, never mind. It was both
of their friends and families at like a nice venue
and he's Hella Rich.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh my god, why'd you say no?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
This spark wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It's three months later and after Amanda turned down the proposal,
she of course moved out of her apartment she was
sharing with him, and instead of moving back in with
her overbearing parents.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She got a space with a forty four year.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Old divorcee named Anna, who put out an ad on
Craigslist looking for a roommate, and since she's moved in,
they've become quick friends. They're a short distance away from
Amanda's college, University of Victoria, where she's studying to become
an author. Amanda gets to class and sees her classmate
Ali running away upset, and when Amanda gets to the
class stores, she asked her friend Rio what's going on,
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and Rio said that she went up to said something
and then took off. Blake Crawford is gorgeous. He's a
known sex god fuck boy, and Amanda cannot stand him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I hate man like that too.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He's British.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh you don't, sighs Tuesday name. Blake is tall and lean,
with just the right amount of muscle, thick dark hair
that's always a bit rumpled, and deep blue eyes that
sometimes seem black, you know, the kind of looks that
most girls want so hot.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
In class, they get their final assignment that's where a
huge chunk of their grade. The assignment is a thirty
thousand word novella with a partner who will be chosen
for them by the professor, and Amana gets paired with
none other than Blake Crawford ah Man. Later, at home,
a man of emails Blake with an outline on how
she thinks the writing assignment should go. If they get
together this weekend and come together with the main plot
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and implementation of their story, they can probably complete the
assignment separately.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Like she wants nothing to do with him.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Fair, Blake is completely aware that Amanda hates his guts.
Regardless of what she may think or say. Blake is
much smarter than he leads on to be. He can
decide her body language very well. The body language that
comes off of Amanda lets him know that she wants
absolutely nothing to do with him. Blake has some home
life drama going on. He doesn't get along well with
his father, and his mother's too busy with work to
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pay him any mind. He's become a staple big brother
to his nine year old brother Kevin, and he has
to like routinely pick him up from school and take
care of him because both of their parents are too busy.
We find out that Blake is a business major and
he has plans to take over his father's.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Business one day, which is owning the bookstore in town
oh Kiah.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The bookstore does well, but not well enough because Blake's
father is a literary snob and won't even allow Fifty
Shades of Gray to be in the bookstore because he
believes that smut will lower their standards.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ew But also, I mean, like, yeah, fifty Shades of
Gray is not that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Good, but I just watched it yesterday. Take that back.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No, I will say I did fuck with the movies
when they came out.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I did. I did I ate those books up? Yeah?
Did you?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
They're kind of corny?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I went to go see the first one in theaters,
but when I picked the seats, I misunderstood the little
graph when you have to pick online. So I picked
the very first row, like the closest to the screen,
but it was a curved screen, so it made their
heads look really big and her body's really small.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
What an experience.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, the nudity was fun.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Blake is at the bar later with his bestie Heath,
and he vents him about how he's been paired with
stuck up Amanda. They decide to draft a response email
to her, and then bessy Heath sends it. Amanda's going
about her day. She's got some tea on Anna's date,
and she decided to clear her head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And go for a run.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
She goes miles more than she normally does, and when
she's stretching about to turn around, she runs into none
other than Blake. Blake is carrying a tote from Crawford's Books,
and she's gagged when she realizes that his family owned
her favorite bookstore in town.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I mean, Blake Crawford Crawford Books.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You would have never thought. He asked her if she
got his email. She easily lied and says, yep, let's
get this project over with. Since she didn't actually read
his emails, she confirmed where they're to meet. It's tonight
at the library at seven pm, and Blake is looking
at her like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He's appraising her.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
She's running back home when she pulls up Blake's email,
and his email basically is like a stupid drunk boy email.
He calls her a know it all and a square
and maybe she should bring duct tape. He knows that
she's too prudish to be tied up, but maybe he
can use it on her mouth when she starts babbling
on about the project.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, I'm sorry, so yes, she didn't read the email
yet when he saw her, but he's just like nonchalantly,
hey you get my email. Yeah. He's like shaking in
his boots about it because he immediately regretted it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And she's like, hey, do you get my email? And
she's like yeah, and he's like, okay, okay, you're not
hitting me in the face, so all right, no at
all cool. When she staid reading the email, she's fucking pissed.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It's a man is in the library on the second floor,
all the way chucked in the back, and she's of
course early for their meetings, so she decides to kill
time by doing some research on her own personal novel
that she's writing. It's called The Land of Tears and Bone.
Blake arrives to the library thirty minutes early because he
doesn't want to feel like he's late, even when he's
on time. He picks a table right in the front
of the doors, but when it's seven pm and she's
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still not there, he's like, what the fuck? Like, has
she planned to stand me up and go straight to
the dean with my email? Like use it as leverage?
He decides to do one look around the library before
he leaves, and he finds her writing away on her
secluded table. He goes up to her and she tells
him before he sits down, he owes her an apology.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And an explanation. Instead of doing either, he asks why
she hates him so much. An all girl came with receipts.
She's like, you're a pig. You're an asshole.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You didn't help me when all my shit fell in
front of you, and you watched my ask when I
bent down to pick it up, like you're just disgusting
a dog. Once they hash it out, he takes his
seat next to her. He goes as far as opening
up about how, even though he's a business major, this
writing class is the only thing he's pretty much chosen
for himself, and he does want to try to work
together to complete this project successfully. She introduces the idea
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of them doing as little as possible, like she said
in her email, and he was like, no, we're doing
this right. I don't want you to throw it in
my face saying that I didn't pull my weight or
we didn't work together, so you're stuck spending time with me.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Which I get that.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
They plot their book outline, basing it off of the
theme of betrayal, a man who ends his affair with
another woman in order to make his marriage work, only
to catch his wife cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Good he deserved a okay freedom make fat in.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Their meeting wents surprisingly well, and Amanda even has a
playful tone for a second.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Too bad, I still have to deal with Amanda during
this whole process, and it's too bad that when I'm
jerking off in bed later that night, the image that
pops into my head is her wet ruby lips around
my cock. I come so hard at that it takes
me a few moments to catch my breath. The room spinning.
Looks like the next month is going to be hell.
After all, he wants a blowie.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's the next day and Amanda's roommate Anna calls her
out for wanting to have sex with Blake, and as
much as she denies it. Anna can see right through
her and knows that she wants to mary him. It's
setting now, and Amanda completed her chapter but wants to
go over it with Blake before class tomorrow so they
have everything prepared. She shoots him an email asking when
before class they can meet up to make sure the
story's fitting together. Anna is in cosmetology school and she
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is currently giving Amanda a makeover with the new technique
she's learned. When her phone rings and it's an unknown number.
It's Blake and he's like, hey, when are you free.
She tells him in about an hour and a half
because she's currently getting a makeover, and he asks for
her address so he can pick her up and they
can go somewhere to do their work. There's a knocking
at her door and Amanda and Anna lost track of time.
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Amanda wanted to have extra moments to wash off her
makeup before Blake came, but no, can do now he's
already here.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh he's gonna be like, Wow, she's really hot. No,
Anna's a really bad makeup art.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I want to have one week living with Anna because
I think it would be very interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think she's a Russian lady too. She just sounds
very fun.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh, and she goes on like all these bad dates
and then like tells Amanda about them, and one of
them was like he tried to pimp her out and
they had to like stop him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And be like, I'm like arrest him.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
She's like, yeah, it was a great date, no piggie.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
She's like, dinner was really good though. She's just so funny.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Amanda goes to open the door and he tells her
her makeup looks good on her. It looks like she's
already ready. She runs at the bathroom before leaving, and
she's stunned by her appearance because she has not blended
contour on her cheeks and nose, crazy blush, crazy eye makeup,
and her eyebrows have been whited over with concealer and
Anna drew on her eyebrows that are thick arches.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm pretty sure he thinks that looks good because that's
how British people do their makeup.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He's like, oh, you look like a chav.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I'm so sorry to our British.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You're beautiful. We love you.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
She also has fake eyelashes that make her look like
she's looking in different directions because they're like crooked on
her eyes?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
What is that song? Or it's like M to the B,
M to the bee.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, one of those girls. Yeah, I can see
him now.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
When Anna asks if she likes her makeup, she sounded
so hopeful and there's no way Amanda could wash it
off and see Anna feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
When Amanda and.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Blake head out, Blake's like, are you sure you want
to go out to a cafe like this? And She's like,
fuck no, there's no way I'm going out in public.
So ultimately they decide to head back to his apartment.
Plus he has to feed Fluffy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
He's kiddy, Yeah, he's cat.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
They pull up to Blake's very nice apartment and Amanda's
stunned by the house's beauty. They set up on the
leather couch and he opens up to her, telling her
he can't actually afford this place. This condo is his
stepmom's and he basically pays for it by working at
the bookstore for free because they can't afford to hire
any help.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
They get to work and Amanda reads him her part,
and when he reads her his, she's speechless by how
good the prologue actually is, even though it does use
the word cock four times too many. She goes to
his bathroom to take all the makeup off her face
when she hears.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
A thud and then a scream.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
She goes to investigate and walks into the room that
has the open door and sees Blake standing in the
room with a large empty aquarium.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
What When she.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Asks if he's okay, he tells her it's just that
Fluffy scared the shit out of him. And it turns
out that Fluffy's a huge ass fucking tarantula that Blake
is terrified of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
They are kind of cute in my opinion, they are
cute When I.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Want one in my home.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
M Amanda says, hell no, and she runs out of
the room.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
He tells her Fluffy was originally his little stepbrother, Kevin's,
and he kept getting out at Kevin's house and his
stepmom told him that he had to get rid of Fluffy.
Kevin was absolutely heartbroken and distraught, so he told him
that he could stay at his house until their stepmom,
Angelica has a change of heart. They have a little
tiff over how he's a man whore who has slept
with half the class, but not her, because she's not
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an idiot and she just knows who she wants and.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What she needs.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Will you listen to that? The all powerful Oz has
just admitted that she needs things from time to time.
I thought you'd be entirely self sufficient. Oh I am,
I shoot back. You should see my vibrator collection. His
eyes widen and I refrain from clamping my hand over
my mouth. I've said too much, way, way too much.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, girl, why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Why would you even bring it up?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You should see my vibrators and maybe use him on me.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Never mind your growth, She tells.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Him off after he assumes she must be a lesbian
since she doesn't want to need a man, and they
finally decide to call it a truce after they were
going back and forth. They complete their project for the night,
and as she leaves, she finds out a little more
about his sexual escapades, and she can't help but to
think if only he took his life as serious as
his sex life. As she drives away, Blake is out
with Heath, but he's not really present because their assignment
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is living rent free in his head. They decided to
name their novella The Heart Thief, and even at work
he can't help but to work on it, and he's
been even more personable with customers to try to pick
their brain on why they're drawn took the books if
they're choosing. Not only does his assignment have most of
his attention, Amanda does too. She's like an enigma to him,
and he really enjoys the time that they're spending together.
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Heath and his two friends are going to the cabin
this weekend to go surfing. They do it, I guess yearly,
but Blake passes this time because he has plans with Amanda.
As they're at the bar, Heath leaves him and Blake
is met with a scorned lover. He was obviously a
huge fuck boy to her because she put nair in
his conditioner as a form of payback. He washed it
out right away and he still has his beautiful locks.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
She bets he.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Can't even remember her name and tells him to say
her name where she's spelling this beer all over him.
He of course gets it wrong and he's met with
a beer shower. It's Sunday and he has plans to
meet Amanda tonight. During the day, he heads to his
dad's house to babysit Kevin, and he finds out while
babysitting Kevin that his parents are getting a divorce, and
Kevin is really distraught about this, so he asked him
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to stay for dinner. He reluctant agrees, but has to
make a phone call first. When he calls Amanda, she
jumps to conclusion that he's canceling because he has a
hot date, and she tells him that Rio saw him
with two blondes at the bar, and instead of correcting her,
he just lets her assume and judge him. And he's like, yeah,
you're right, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'd rather have
a threesome than get our work done, and she ends
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the call by telling him to go fuck himself.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh my god, guys. Come on.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Amanda's at a tapas bar with Rio thinking about how
much Blake sucks and how she's actually starting to enjoy
his company. Rio tells him that it was Blake's friend
hitting on the waitress at the bar and Blake just
sat there watching, and now she's super confused, but Rio
just tells her that she lied because Blake is a
fuck boy. Regardless, and they're better off alone together drinking
at a tapas bar and complaining about men. So I
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don't really understand her motivation for lying about it, but
she did, but she admitted.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It, so it's fine.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Okay, Yeah, I mean at least she admitted it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But like, you're making her be a real.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Cunt to him?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
After a few drinks, she leaves Rio there because Rio
wants to hang out with a couple of her ex boyfriends,
and she gets a cab home alone. The next day,
at school, Blake runs into Amanda and tells her he's
sorry for bailing on her, but it wasn't for a girl.
He just lied because it's what she expected from him.
He explains that the real reason he bailed is because
his parents are getting divorced, so he has to deal
with some family shit, but he would much rather be
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working on a novella with her, and she tells him
that she accepts his apology. Bitch, you should apologize too, right, Yeah,
she should. My graveling isn't complete, you know, he says
to me. Well, you haven't gotten down on your knees,
I mused, jokingly, tapping my fingers against my chin.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Darling.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
When I get down on my knees, I'll be paying
it back in a different way, he says. And I
swear there's a change in his tone, like his voice
got deeper, his accent huskier.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Don't even picture it, I warned myself.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
She wants him darling when I get down on my knees.
He asks if he can take her to dinner after class,
but she says no, but she says she'll do drinks,
so he's like, okay, fine. He takes her to a
pub she's never been to, and he asks her to
tell him something about her that he wouldn't know, and
she tells him she likes her drinks with vinegar in them,
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which is foul yazy girl, And he tells her about
a place in New York City that serves every drink
with a pickleback, which delightful.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I do love picklebacks.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I just love pickles. You'll love a pickle.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
She asks who he'd been there with, and he says
an ex about a year ago. They have some flirty banter,
and when the sexual tension gets too thick for Amanda's liking,
they start working on their story. They order food and
a few more drinks, and she's starting to feel a
little bit buzzy. She tries to press him about his ex,
but all he'll tell her is that her name is
Rachel and he really doesn't think about her much anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
She tells him.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
About Alan, who's her ex, and how he was nice
and all, but ultimately not for her and she turned
down his proposal in the most mortifying way possible. He
thinks the story is hella funny, though, and tells her
that she's better off.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He said, you're better off with me.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
April comes and their manuscript is complete. They turn it
into their professor, and Blake is feeling kind of bummed
about their time together coming to an end. They say
they're goodbyes after class, and he tells her to come
by the bookstore and he'll give her a discount. The
professor catches Blake before he leaves and tells him how
good their story is so far, and how he has
a real future in writing, not like those self published
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erotica writers just looking to make a quick book, and
how she knew him and Amanda would write something wonderful together.
But now all Blake is thinking about is making a
quick buck by self publishing erotica, and he gets an
idea and runs to find Amanda in the parking lot.
Amanda doesn't need to be involved. Our partnership is over.
Besides erotica. She's the least erotic person I know unless
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she has some dirty, kinky side hidden deep within one
Her ex boyfriend never let her indulge in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
This could bring it out. I could bring it out.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I could fuck her.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He works a shift at the bookstore, and after his
father leaves, he checks out the book charts on the
Kindle store and he sees a ton of it is erotica.
He does some research on the authors and sees the
good ones are making hundreds of thousands of dollars by
writing these stories, and he's determined to write the hottest,
most clit throbbing romance book anyone has ever seen, and
decides to continue the research by downloading some of the
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most popular books on the kindlelap to read later. After
he's read a few, he's confident that he can write
one himself. He can write sex just fine, but for
the emotional and romantic aspect, he knows he needs Amanda. Meanwhile,
Amanda is working on her high fantasy novel, but she's
going through a crazy case of writer's block. She decides
to have a little day drinking sash with Anna. When
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Blake calls and asks if she's busy. She tells him
she's getting her day drink on and he asks to hang,
but she turns him down, telling him their time together
is done.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Uh pooky, no, come on. But then he.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Tells her he has an idea and it involves them
getting rich. She asks what the hell he's talking about,
and he's like, I'll pick you up in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'd be like, I'm scared. What is this about.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She goes outside when he gets there and sees him
analyzing the flowers and she's like, what the hell are
you doing? And he said he's studying the bees to
write a believable race of aliens who live in a
colony just like the bees do. And she's like, you're
writing a sci fi and he says, I'm writing a
sci fi horror and I've been writing it since I
was a kid. She tells them about her work in
progress and they kind of bond a little bit over
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their writer's block. They go back to the pub from earlier,
and after a few drinks, he tells her about his
proposition for her. He says they'll write using a pen name,
and then maybe after they make it big, they'll be
able to publish their respective books and make it legit
as real authors. After the smut, she's not into it,
but he's like, please, just one short story, the dirtiest, kinkiest,
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nastiest story. We can write together, and if you hate,
it will be done. And besides, he needs her for
the romance. You can't have sex without love. I'm not
saying it's true in real life, but I've done my research,
and when it comes to romance novels, it's needed. No
matter how dirty or nasty it gets. If it's a
stepbrother screwing his stepsister, I wrinkle my nose at that,
or a teacher finger banging his student during class, there
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has to be or it doesn't work if you don't
deliver the happily ever after. It doesn't matter how many
holes get filled or how many orgasms she has. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, we need an ha.
He pulls his laptop right out and sends her a
business proposal and tells her he's serious and he's doing
this legit, She says she'll look it over and have
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an answer for him tomorrow. They have a cute little
not date and make up ridiculous hypothetical pen names that
they obviously won't be using, and he's proposing stuff like Seymour,
butts hey clever. She goes home and looks over the
proposal and realizes this is actually a good idea, so
she tells him she's in. She starts to do some
research by reading a Stepmom erotica on her kindle. After
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she spies on him in the shower, he corners her
and well, I hate to admit it, but I was
feeling a bit swollen with need myself. By the time
he was done pounding her against the wall, using pummice
against her nipples and a bar of soap between her legs.
Her clip must have been sparkling clean. I'm sorry, excuse
that sounds like a fucking nightmare on your nipples. Yeah, no,
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that's for your rough and gruff feet, rough and gruff.
Later on, Blake comes to pick her up from her apartment,
and in the car they decide on a pen name
Blake Love Cox. Okay, Blake loves Cox, No Blake love Cox.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I know, but doesn't he see how that sounds.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
He thinks it's funny.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Because he's Blake, right, He's Blake and Amanda loves Cox.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay okay, so together they are Blake love Cox. Okay okay.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
They brainstorm book ideas and they decide they want to
write a story called Falling for the Secret Male Stripper.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What a story we would totally read that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I would read that yea Ford Titan is a nerdy
high school teacher by day, a male stripper at night.
When his eighteen year old barely legal student, Shasta Black,
discovers this and threatens to tell the school, the two
of them make a deal a section well one Wow.
They get together every night for a week to work
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on it, and it's leaving Blake with a crazy case
of blue balls. And he's not even hooking up with
random girls anymore because he'd rather hang out with Amanda,
and he knows that she leaves their sessions wet and
aching too. One day, while he's working at the bookstore,
his dad tells him that since he's getting divorced, he's
potentially moving, which would make it so his little brother
would have to change schools. He's asked to go to
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dinner tonight, but he wants to see Amanda. But he
tells his little brother that he'll take him LARPing. Okay,
because his brother's a huge nerd, So to make it
up to his little brother, they're gonna go LARPing, and
Kevin wants Amanda to come to. Blake is like, hmm, well,
Amanda is a nerd, so she'd probably be down. And
Amanda hasn't met his family, he just has spoken about.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Her, and Kevin says, bring her over.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He heads to Amanda's to write, and while they're talking
about the logistics of sex scenes for their story, he
tells him that Alan was a vanilla ass bitch who
never wanted to do anything but missionary. In their bed,
she tells him that this whole book is basically sex
and the writing is a little bit repetitive. So he's like, okay, fine,
help me with my writer's block and get on the
bed because he wants to like figure out the logistics
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of the position as such. Okay, he crawls between her
legs and talks through the positioning in a super sexy
way so the story will flow more realistically. Amanda starts
to get into it too, and now Blake is like, wait,
is this for real now? And he starts doing the
things that he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
For the story.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
She arches her back slightly, her eyes still pinch shut,
but she's breathing harder, enjoying this. I press myself against
her leg and she lets out a small gasp. I
lower my mouth to her ear. He presses his rock
hardcock against her hips so she knows exactly what she's
doing to him. I pause, then whisper how hard it
is to hold it together, how badly he wants to
come inside her, to feel her from the inside out.
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I press my erection into her harder, sucking in my breath. Shit,
it really is hard to hold it together. I close
my eyes and let out a soft grunt that only
makes her press herself into me in response.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fuck through it right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It starts to get hot and heavy, and he kisses
her neck and then her mouth, and then pulls a
boob out of her shirt so he can lick and
suck at her nipple. She says she wants this, and
then Anna comes barging into the apartment, instantly killing the
mood boo boo, Anna, Amanda shuts down, so Blake is like,
you ladies, have a good night.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm gonna skidaddle.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I'm gonna go jerk it at home.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That night, Amanda can hardly sleep because she knows writing
this erotica will lead to sex, but Blake isn't the
type of guy to be satisfied with only her, and
now she doesn't know what to do. The next day,
she has lunch with her family, who berates her for
wanting to be a writer and breaking up with Alan,
even though it was the safe choice for her.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
They tell her the.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Moment she graduates next year, she will be getting a
real job. And also, Alan already has a new girlfriend
and she's a genetic scientist, and if she doesn't shake
up and grow up, they'll stop paying her tuition.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
All right, fuck you mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, her mom is like, get Alan back or get
another wealthy boyfriend. Well, too bad, mom, I just found
myself a poor one. Yeah, and now she's absolutely pissed.
They finished their awkward lunch and then she goes home.
She calls Blake and tells him they're going to write
at the library tonight because sex complicates things, so they
should probably stick to public spaces. When they meet, they
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start finishing up their last chapters, but Amanda can't figure
out a new word for cock and asks Blake for help.
And he's like, want me to whip mine out? I'd say, yeah,
do it, do it right now here in the library.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Whip it out.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Catch a charge?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, I glare at him.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
His dimples deepen.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Are you sure I'd think if you were writing about
a thick vanny cock it would help.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
To see one.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, it would keep it in your pants. I pause,
trying to keep my eyes off his crouch. Wait, are
you saying you're hard right now? He scratches out the
scruff on his chin, eyes dancing pretty much considering what
I'm writing. Just say the word cock again. Boys are
so easy, there really are.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He's like, I could come right now.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I'll come in my pants, say fussy, I'll come.
She decides she needs some space because she's feeling all flushed,
and browses the fantasy section while Blake finishes up his writing.
As she's perusing the shelves, she feels a hard presence
at her back. It's Blake. He kisses her neck and
puts one hand under her shirt and runs the other
up her skirt, and she's not wearing any panties. A girl. Also,
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if I just felt him at my back like I'm
assuming hard at his penis is right there, sir? Are
we fucking right now? But also hot? I feel him
dropped to his knees behind me. His hand's running along
my ass, squeezing and kneating until they slip under my
skirt and gently tease the bottom curve where my cheeks
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meet my thighs.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I stiffen.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
My skin's so fucking sensitive, like a hair trigger. Yeah,
I'm wanting more, afraid for more, knowing that things are
moving so fast, and needing them to move faster. Patience,
he whispers, his voice choked as his fingers slide between
my legs.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Do you realize how wet you are? I do now.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Slowly, deliberately, he drags his long fingers over my clit,
and I gasp as the bundle of nerves threatened to
shatter me. God, you're like silk, he murmurs, groaning so perfect.
He presses the rough pat of his finger over the
swell and makes a small circle over and over again.
Oh huh, the library naughty. Then he spreads her cheeks
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and starts eating her out from behind, and now she's
literally dripping down her own thighs. She comes harder than
she ever has in her life and has to bite
down on a book to not get them both caught.
When she turns around, blakes pants and boxers are all
the way down to his ankles, and he's about to
put a condom on, and his dick is the biggest
one she's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
He ain't a man slut for nothing but.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Down to his ankles in the library, and ready, you're
pretty presumptuous. He grins at me and comes for pinning
me back against the shelves. We can quit for today,
he whispers against my throat before nipping it between his teeth.
But I felt you squeeze my tongue as you came,
like you were milking it. My cock is jealous. He
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licks up behind my ear and groans, don't you want
to feel me deep inside you? How hard and thick
I am stretching.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
You, making you full? Yes, I pant my head going.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Back do it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
He picks her up and slides her down onto him,
and when he's inside her, he tells her this is
even better than he imagined. They fuck, and it's so
much better than Amanda thought it would be. They both
come and when he sets her down, a bunch of
books gets knocked over, and they hear a voice saying, Hey,
what's going on over there. He pulls up his pants
with the condoms still on and says, they've got to
get out of here, stat But they aren't fast enough,
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and the librarian literally chases them as they grab their
shit and book it to his car. They can never return.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
No, and she loves the library.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Shoot. He tells her they're going to his place because
he isn't done with her yet. Once they get to
his place, they immediately take it to the bed and
stripped down. He settles down on top of her, and
as she's getting ready to slide it in again, he
realizes this actually means something to him. I make a
fist around my rigid shaft and position it at her entrance.
Her eyes flutter open as I slowly rub my swollen
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head up and down her silky cleft. Oh my god,
I'm taking aback, taking my time to tease her, to
tease myself. Keep it together, Crawford. I tell myself, go slow.
It's the hardest thing. Every nerve in my body is
ready to slam into her sweet depths and fuck her
until we're off the bed. It takes all my strength
to slowly ease my way inside her. She's so hot
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and wet. As I slowly push my way in that
I begin to shake. I pause and take in a deep,
wavering breath before I continue.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Silky cleft.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh, that's a new one.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
That is a new one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
He fucks her slowly until they both come and when
they're both laying together in the afterglow, he tells her
they aren't finished yet, but they need to get food first.
They sit in the kitchen together eating pizza, and then
Amanda's eyes as she looks behind Blake Fluffy is loose. No.
They both scream and run out of the room, but
know that they have to trap and capture this thing.
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Blake winds up getting Fluffy onto a magazine and carries
him while internally screaming as he places the spider back
into his tank, making sure the lid is for sure
closed this time. Then he realizes he did all of
that butt as naked. Even still, Amanda is already leading
him right back to the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
For the next round goodness.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
The next morning, she wakes up snuggled with Blake, and
he lets her go so she can use the restroom.
While she's in there, she's debating what to say to him.
When she finishes, there's a knock up the door. She
opens it to a still nude Blake.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I open the door and he's standing there, completely nude,
his dick looking spectacular, even semi hard. More images from
last night flood my brain, and I'm surprised at how
fast I'm turning into a horny perve at the side
of a half hard pain mean.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
He uses theom and once he's finished, they hop in
the shower together. She washes him and then tells him
to rinse off the soap. Once he's done doing what
he's told, she gets on her knees and gives him
a blowy.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
My fist moves faster, slicking wet over his hot length,
and my free hand moves up his legs until they
find his perfectly groomed balls. I tug lightly, testing him.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Fuck. He cries out hoarsely.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I'm coming, I'm coming. I try not to smile, knowing
now what triggers him. His cock becomes hotter, his skin
stretched under my lips, and I keep going as I
feel him change in my grasp.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
He likes his balls touched. He does is perfectly groomed balls.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, he's a man horror. He's got a manscape. I'm
so sorry, TMI, really quick tell it. Last week I
did something for Tyler.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh what'd you do? What'd you do?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I just give him a blow jump Okay, I don't know,
like what porno he was watching the day before or whatever,
but he goes like my Ball's bitch.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And I was like, no, did you stop? Yeah? I
was like I don't like that.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, bitch, Like man, I lick him.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
But whoa, it's only princess or something. Damn like white
Ball's bitch. It was so aggressive. It's so funny staying
in the episode. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
They finish showering, and then he goes to the bookstore
so Blake can start his shift. She goes with him
just for a moment, and she ends up meeting his
dad and Kevin. Kevin is happy to know that she
actually exists, and he's so excited to meet Blake's girlfriend. Oh,
they have not had the bFGF talk though, so she's like, what.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's okay, yep, this is my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
And then Kevin proceeds to tell Amanda all about the
fact that her and Blake are taking him to go LARPing,
which she had no idea about.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
She gets really awkward and tells them that it was
nice to meet them, but she has to leave. As
she's leaving, Blake catches her outside and apologize for not
having the chance to mention the whole girlfriend and volunteer
LARPing thing. He says that he couldn't mention the writing
to his dad, and besides, they're only fucking in writing,
which should be fine, so it's not a big deal
that he called her his girlfriend. She is hurt by
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him saying this, but she says, yep, writing's the priority,
and then they both agree and she leaves. Over the
next couple weeks, they fuck and they finished the book
and Blake can tell that she's withdrawn and not all there,
but he doesn't push it. They hit upload to Amazon
and the book is now live for purchase. They sit there,
refreshing the page over and over again, wondering why they
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had zero hits yet, and I just was like, it
doesn't work that fast.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
It just came out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You gotta promote it.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
After a few stressful minutes, he tells her that they're
going to go get drinks to get their mind off
of this. A few drinks turns into them blacking out,
and when they wake up around noon the next day,
she rushes to the computer and sees that there are
one thousand sales and their book is number eighty out
of one hundred for best selling Amazon books. Oh shit,
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it's now been three days after the book went live
and they're still having plenty of sex and they're starting
to brainstorm for their next book. They're having a harder
time with the second book, though, because they can't stop
having sex.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
What a predicament.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
She decides that maybe a week and away will do
the trick to help the writer's block, but she doesn't
want to go without him. She invites him to her
family cabin, but he doesn't text her back right away.
She gets really nervous about this and tells Anna what's
going on, and Anna says this is way more than
just writing books together, and then going away together might
complicate things further. Just as Anna finishes telling her this.
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He texts Amanda back and says that he's in to
go out for the weekend. When Friday comes around, he
picks her up. He's late and she could tell something's up.
They get in his car, and once they arrive on
the ferry, he proceeds to slide his hand up her
shorts with people around, and tells her no one's gonna notice.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
He leans over a fraction more, his hands slipping down
into my underwear, down into my cleft. Surprise, surprise, I'm
wet as hell already. That's a good girl, he murmurs,
his languid eyes, taking me in, watching me as he
glides over me, his fingers long, hard, slick cleft.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
There she is, gaddy, He fingers her until she comes,
and it's right on time because the Fairy is docking
on the island. As they drive to the cabin, he
can't help but think that he might only want to
be with her, and that makes him really nervous. But
she's all he can think about. When they get there,
the first thing they do is have to fuck.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
As Blake comes, he can't help but feel that he's
falling head over heels for Amanda. They're off the island now.
Their rider's block is healed, and she'd thinks something between
their dynamic has shifted, but she doesn't want to voice
it because she is really.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Scared of it. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
She's out for drinks with Rio, working up the courage
to tell her about sleeping with Blake. When the girls
see him walking in with someone, Rio calls them over
and Amanda's mortified. The person that he's with is Heath,
and Heath pieces together that this is the Amanda that
Blake had to do the school project with and tells
her Blake called her a stuck up bitch, but she says, yeah,
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that's old news already know he thought that of me.
The night goes smoothly while everyone hangs out and has drinks.
Blake slips to the restroom and Amanda follows, and they
have restroom sex and I put gross so many germs
that is, yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You're horning your horny though we can't go out to
like the car.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, I've done like car parking lot sex at the time.
I've never done public restroom no, no people shit there, yeah,
people blast those toilets they Yeah, I've done it. I've
blasted them.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Once the guys leave for the night, Rio calls her
out on them fucking and she tries to say we're
just friends with benefits, but Rio's.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like, no, no, you're not, You're in love.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Blake and Heath also have a little heart to heart,
and Heath tells him that the two really need to
talk about what they're feeling because he knows that it's
not just sex for them. Blake knows he's right. The
next morning, he wonders how he should bring everything up
with Amanda. When his phone rings. It's his ex Rachel
and she wants him back.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
No fucking whore.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, his mind is all fucked up now. And then
Amanda calls, inviting him as her date to an engagement
party for an old friend. He says that he will
pick her up at seven. When he picks her up,
he thinks that she looks like a goddess, and she
admits on the drive there that Alan will be there
with his super smart new girlfriend. And he's pretty annoyed
about this because he feels like he got.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Played and I don't blame him.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, he tells her that she doesn't need Alan's approval.
When she's a best selling author and has him, and
then he admits that Rachel called him. She asks if
he's going to take Rachel back and he says no,
he met someone else, and she's like, oh, he says.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
You, I want to be with you?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Will you be my girlfriend? She agrees and they walk
into the party. Blake and Alan meet and it doesn't
go over great because Alan is a pompous ass. But
then her and Blake get drunk and she completely blacks out.
In the morning, she's incredibly hungover, and he takes care
of her. He leaves to go get his car from
the winery. When she gets a text asking if she
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really wrote those smut books, she's very confused, but apparently
last night Blake told Alan and his new girlfriend Georgia
that she is a best selling author of smut books,
and now it's blasted all over Facebook.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You know what, Embrace it?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Who fucking cares? Embrace it?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Well, her mom calls her and disowns her right then
and there.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Oh no, say that wasn't I.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh, it's too late.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
When Blake gets back to his apartment, she unleashes her
fury on him for telling people about the books because
it's supposed to be anonymous. She lets him know that
he ruined everything, and now his dad probably knows now too,
since a journalist has already emailed her wanting to interview them.
So it hasn't even been twenty four hours and journalists
are like, hey.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Can we get an interview with you? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
She breaks up with him and leaves. He calls and
texts her non stop with no response. He knows that
he has to confront his dad, so he goes to
the store and spills everything. His dad freaks out and
tell his dad learns how much the sales from one
book for a whole month were, and Blake is giving
his dad half of the earnings to help the store out.
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And then his dad's like, oh, yeah, that's fine, keep writing.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Next, you know what I think I'm away. We still
know White Smoke books. Now.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Blake needs to fix everything with Amanda, but it's been
a week of ignoring all of his calls and text
She hasn't heard from her parents once. On her run,
she runs into Kevin and his mom. He asks if
she's still coming to the LARPing later and his mom
begs her too. She says okay, and she'll bring a friend.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Later.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Her and Anna show up to the LARPing event. Anadaes
fantasy makeup for a bunch of people while she and
Blake finally talk. They make up and have kinky nerd
sex and their costumes in a tent, and they finally
tell each other that they love one another. It's the epilogue.
One year later, they're at their first book signing and
her mom shows up. It's first time she's seen her mom.
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She has a copy of one of their books to
get signed for Aunt Sylvie.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Okay, you like smut, mom, don't you?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Or She invites them to dinner and they accept. The
rest of the signing goes really well and they're very
much in love the end.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Wow, kuti kuty kutzy so Riley, how many red pepper
emojis do you give this one? Okay?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Give it three and a half. Okay, Yeah, it's cute.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
We needed a cute one after last time.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 6 (42:44):
The last one was rough one.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Do you think that Blake is sexy? Sure?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Would you trade places with Amanda?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I guess I mean not that I want to, but
like I wouldn't hate it if I had to you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, there's nothing really awful or any thing about.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, you're a best selling author and you're rich, that's yeah,
making like thirty grand a month. Oh yeah, fuck yeah,
give me that bitch's life. Well, next week we're telling
Riley all about Predator by Runix, and we're gonna have
her look at the cover and give us her best
guess on what it might be about. Well, it says
the Predator, and it's got like a silhouette of a
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man's upper half body with like a woman's lips in it.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
A city, a big city.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And it says dark verse book one, So I think
it's gonna be a dark romance. We're gonna be in
like a big city, New York, Seattle, Chicago, one of them.
We're gonna be in a big city. Okay, this man,
he's gonna be doing some bad stuff, bad stuff on
the streets, maybe in a gang or a mob, no, no,
scratch that. He's working alone and he sees this girl,
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our main character, lady, and he sees her on the
streets and she needs some sort of help and he
helps her, but then their paths cross again.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
But he's a bad boy.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
She's a good girl, she's.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
A productive member of society. But he won't leave her alone.
He will not, and he wants to be with her.
And then they just.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
They become soulmates.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
That was really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh, you were so close in the beginning, and then
you and then you said no, Well we'll find out
next week.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Yes we will, all right.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
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Speaker 6 (44:46):
You have morny little rats.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Bye.
Welcome back, you horny little rats.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I have a Spotify comment and this one comes
from Britney MG Belchman and it says I love you
girls so much. I even got my husband to listen
to some of the episodes with me. I also religiously
use other words instead of cussing, and I go to
his stinkers. I don't know why, and hearing you use
it made me actually cackle. Also, have y'all considered reviewing
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watpad stories. They are so cringe and amazing all at
the same time. That does sound fun, I will say.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
That does sound very fun.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Shelby and Jenna Patreon idea.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We actually did do a demo of a watpad story and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It was crazy. It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I have the recording on my laptop. I'll send it
to you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I do want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh wait, hold on, do you know what this episode is?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But it's our hundred episode wit one hundred episodes crazy
and this week we're telling Riley all about smut by
Corina Hallie And how many stars did you guys give it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On good Reads? I gave it a three and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It was fun. It wasn't my favorite rom com that
I've ever read, but I like the idea of it.
I guess I wish the dialogue was a little bit different.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I feel like I can't rate this only because it's
so polar opposite than the books that I've been reading,
Like I just read the craziest, darkest book that I've
I just I feel like it's not fair for me
to read it because it's just not what I'm in
the mood for right now. So maybe when I'm in
a lighthearted, cutesy mood, I'll reread it and it'll be
a different reading.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was good. I just feel like I can't read.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It wasn't freaky enough for you, Jenna.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, this shit was vanilla as fuck. I gave it
a three and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was a nice palette cleanser after last week's episode,
Red Rabbit was rough, so we needed this.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it was cutesy.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So we're going to start the story off in the
proloc It's New Year's Eve and twenty one year old
Amanda is about to be proposed to by her prestigious
boyfriend Alan Kingston of four years and he sings our
whole ass song in front of everyone. He gets down
on one knee, and she's never had an easier answer. No, ick, Absolutely,
She is absolutely distraught that she's just like about to
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ruin her life and his, and she vomits everywhere all
over him after saying no, and then she just runs
away crying.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That poor guy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
He threw a whole party too.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Whenever I see people that like say no to big
proposals like that, I'm like, how did you not know
how just.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Say yes and break it off later?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeaheah say yes in front of everyone and then behind
closed doors be like, hey, never mind. It was both
of their friends and families at like a nice venue
and he's Hella Rich.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh my god, why'd you say no?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
This spark wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It's three months later and after Amanda turned down the proposal,
she of course moved out of her apartment she was
sharing with him, and instead of moving back in with
her overbearing parents.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She got a space with a forty four year.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Old divorcee named Anna, who put out an ad on
Craigslist looking for a roommate, and since she's moved in,
they've become quick friends. They're a short distance away from
Amanda's college, University of Victoria, where she's studying to become
an author. Amanda gets to class and sees her classmate
Ali running away upset, and when Amanda gets to the
class stores, she asked her friend Rio what's going on,
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and Rio said that she went up to said something
and then took off. Blake Crawford is gorgeous. He's a
known sex god fuck boy, and Amanda cannot stand him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I hate man like that too.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He's British.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh you don't, sighs Tuesday name. Blake is tall and lean,
with just the right amount of muscle, thick dark hair
that's always a bit rumpled, and deep blue eyes that
sometimes seem black, you know, the kind of looks that
most girls want so hot.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
In class, they get their final assignment that's where a
huge chunk of their grade. The assignment is a thirty
thousand word novella with a partner who will be chosen
for them by the professor, and Amana gets paired with
none other than Blake Crawford ah Man. Later, at home,
a man of emails Blake with an outline on how
she thinks the writing assignment should go. If they get
together this weekend and come together with the main plot
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and implementation of their story, they can probably complete the
assignment separately.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Like she wants nothing to do with him.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Fair, Blake is completely aware that Amanda hates his guts.
Regardless of what she may think or say. Blake is
much smarter than he leads on to be. He can
decide her body language very well. The body language that
comes off of Amanda lets him know that she wants
absolutely nothing to do with him. Blake has some home
life drama going on. He doesn't get along well with
his father, and his mother's too busy with work to
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pay him any mind. He's become a staple big brother
to his nine year old brother Kevin, and he has
to like routinely pick him up from school and take
care of him because both of their parents are too busy.
We find out that Blake is a business major and
he has plans to take over his father's.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Business one day, which is owning the bookstore in town
oh Kiah.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The bookstore does well, but not well enough because Blake's
father is a literary snob and won't even allow Fifty
Shades of Gray to be in the bookstore because he
believes that smut will lower their standards.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ew But also, I mean, like, yeah, fifty Shades of
Gray is not that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Good, but I just watched it yesterday. Take that back.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No, I will say I did fuck with the movies
when they came out.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I did. I did I ate those books up? Yeah?
Did you?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
They're kind of corny?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I went to go see the first one in theaters,
but when I picked the seats, I misunderstood the little
graph when you have to pick online. So I picked
the very first row, like the closest to the screen,
but it was a curved screen, so it made their
heads look really big and her body's really small.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
What an experience.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, the nudity was fun.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Blake is at the bar later with his bestie Heath,
and he vents him about how he's been paired with
stuck up Amanda. They decide to draft a response email
to her, and then bessy Heath sends it. Amanda's going
about her day. She's got some tea on Anna's date,
and she decided to clear her head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And go for a run.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
She goes miles more than she normally does, and when
she's stretching about to turn around, she runs into none
other than Blake. Blake is carrying a tote from Crawford's Books,
and she's gagged when she realizes that his family owned
her favorite bookstore in town.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I mean, Blake Crawford Crawford Books.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You would have never thought. He asked her if she
got his email. She easily lied and says, yep, let's
get this project over with. Since she didn't actually read
his emails, she confirmed where they're to meet. It's tonight
at the library at seven pm, and Blake is looking
at her like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He's appraising her.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
She's running back home when she pulls up Blake's email,
and his email basically is like a stupid drunk boy email.
He calls her a know it all and a square
and maybe she should bring duct tape. He knows that
she's too prudish to be tied up, but maybe he
can use it on her mouth when she starts babbling
on about the project.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, I'm sorry, so yes, she didn't read the email
yet when he saw her, but he's just like nonchalantly,
hey you get my email. Yeah. He's like shaking in
his boots about it because he immediately regretted it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And she's like, hey, do you get my email? And
she's like yeah, and he's like, okay, okay, you're not
hitting me in the face, so all right, no at
all cool. When she staid reading the email, she's fucking pissed.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It's a man is in the library on the second floor,
all the way chucked in the back, and she's of
course early for their meetings, so she decides to kill
time by doing some research on her own personal novel
that she's writing. It's called The Land of Tears and Bone.
Blake arrives to the library thirty minutes early because he
doesn't want to feel like he's late, even when he's
on time. He picks a table right in the front
of the doors, but when it's seven pm and she's
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still not there, he's like, what the fuck? Like, has
she planned to stand me up and go straight to
the dean with my email? Like use it as leverage?
He decides to do one look around the library before
he leaves, and he finds her writing away on her
secluded table. He goes up to her and she tells
him before he sits down, he owes her an apology.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And an explanation. Instead of doing either, he asks why
she hates him so much. An all girl came with receipts.
She's like, you're a pig. You're an asshole.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You didn't help me when all my shit fell in
front of you, and you watched my ask when I
bent down to pick it up, like you're just disgusting
a dog. Once they hash it out, he takes his
seat next to her. He goes as far as opening
up about how, even though he's a business major, this
writing class is the only thing he's pretty much chosen
for himself, and he does want to try to work
together to complete this project successfully. She introduces the idea
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of them doing as little as possible, like she said
in her email, and he was like, no, we're doing
this right. I don't want you to throw it in
my face saying that I didn't pull my weight or
we didn't work together, so you're stuck spending time with me.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Which I get that.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
They plot their book outline, basing it off of the
theme of betrayal, a man who ends his affair with
another woman in order to make his marriage work, only
to catch his wife cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Good he deserved a okay freedom make fat in.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Their meeting wents surprisingly well, and Amanda even has a
playful tone for a second.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Too bad, I still have to deal with Amanda during
this whole process, and it's too bad that when I'm
jerking off in bed later that night, the image that
pops into my head is her wet ruby lips around
my cock. I come so hard at that it takes
me a few moments to catch my breath. The room spinning.
Looks like the next month is going to be hell.
After all, he wants a blowie.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's the next day and Amanda's roommate Anna calls her
out for wanting to have sex with Blake, and as
much as she denies it. Anna can see right through
her and knows that she wants to mary him. It's
setting now, and Amanda completed her chapter but wants to
go over it with Blake before class tomorrow so they
have everything prepared. She shoots him an email asking when
before class they can meet up to make sure the
story's fitting together. Anna is in cosmetology school and she
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is currently giving Amanda a makeover with the new technique
she's learned. When her phone rings and it's an unknown number.
It's Blake and he's like, hey, when are you free.
She tells him in about an hour and a half
because she's currently getting a makeover, and he asks for
her address so he can pick her up and they
can go somewhere to do their work. There's a knocking
at her door and Amanda and Anna lost track of time.
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Amanda wanted to have extra moments to wash off her
makeup before Blake came, but no, can do now he's
already here.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh he's gonna be like, Wow, she's really hot. No,
Anna's a really bad makeup art.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I want to have one week living with Anna because
I think it would be very interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think she's a Russian lady too. She just sounds
very fun.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh, and she goes on like all these bad dates
and then like tells Amanda about them, and one of
them was like he tried to pimp her out and
they had to like stop him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And be like, I'm like arrest him.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
She's like, yeah, it was a great date, no piggie.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
She's like, dinner was really good though. She's just so funny.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Amanda goes to open the door and he tells her
her makeup looks good on her. It looks like she's
already ready. She runs at the bathroom before leaving, and
she's stunned by her appearance because she has not blended
contour on her cheeks and nose, crazy blush, crazy eye makeup,
and her eyebrows have been whited over with concealer and
Anna drew on her eyebrows that are thick arches.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm pretty sure he thinks that looks good because that's
how British people do their makeup.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He's like, oh, you look like a chav.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I'm so sorry to our British.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You're beautiful. We love you.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
She also has fake eyelashes that make her look like
she's looking in different directions because they're like crooked on
her eyes?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
What is that song? Or it's like M to the B,
M to the bee.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, one of those girls. Yeah, I can see
him now.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
When Anna asks if she likes her makeup, she sounded
so hopeful and there's no way Amanda could wash it
off and see Anna feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
When Amanda and.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Blake head out, Blake's like, are you sure you want
to go out to a cafe like this? And She's like,
fuck no, there's no way I'm going out in public.
So ultimately they decide to head back to his apartment.
Plus he has to feed Fluffy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
He's kiddy, Yeah, he's cat.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
They pull up to Blake's very nice apartment and Amanda's
stunned by the house's beauty. They set up on the
leather couch and he opens up to her, telling her
he can't actually afford this place. This condo is his
stepmom's and he basically pays for it by working at
the bookstore for free because they can't afford to hire
any help.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
They get to work and Amanda reads him her part,
and when he reads her his, she's speechless by how
good the prologue actually is, even though it does use
the word cock four times too many. She goes to
his bathroom to take all the makeup off her face
when she hears.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
A thud and then a scream.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
She goes to investigate and walks into the room that
has the open door and sees Blake standing in the
room with a large empty aquarium.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
What When she.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Asks if he's okay, he tells her it's just that
Fluffy scared the shit out of him. And it turns
out that Fluffy's a huge ass fucking tarantula that Blake
is terrified of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
They are kind of cute in my opinion, they are
cute When I.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Want one in my home.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
M Amanda says, hell no, and she runs out of
the room.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
He tells her Fluffy was originally his little stepbrother, Kevin's,
and he kept getting out at Kevin's house and his
stepmom told him that he had to get rid of Fluffy.
Kevin was absolutely heartbroken and distraught, so he told him
that he could stay at his house until their stepmom,
Angelica has a change of heart. They have a little
tiff over how he's a man whore who has slept
with half the class, but not her, because she's not
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an idiot and she just knows who she wants and.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What she needs.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Will you listen to that? The all powerful Oz has
just admitted that she needs things from time to time.
I thought you'd be entirely self sufficient. Oh I am,
I shoot back. You should see my vibrator collection. His
eyes widen and I refrain from clamping my hand over
my mouth. I've said too much, way, way too much.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, girl, why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Why would you even bring it up?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You should see my vibrators and maybe use him on me.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Never mind your growth, She tells.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Him off after he assumes she must be a lesbian
since she doesn't want to need a man, and they
finally decide to call it a truce after they were
going back and forth. They complete their project for the night,
and as she leaves, she finds out a little more
about his sexual escapades, and she can't help but to
think if only he took his life as serious as
his sex life. As she drives away, Blake is out
with Heath, but he's not really present because their assignment
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is living rent free in his head. They decided to
name their novella The Heart Thief, and even at work
he can't help but to work on it, and he's
been even more personable with customers to try to pick
their brain on why they're drawn took the books if
they're choosing. Not only does his assignment have most of
his attention, Amanda does too. She's like an enigma to him,
and he really enjoys the time that they're spending together.
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Heath and his two friends are going to the cabin
this weekend to go surfing. They do it, I guess yearly,
but Blake passes this time because he has plans with Amanda.
As they're at the bar, Heath leaves him and Blake
is met with a scorned lover. He was obviously a
huge fuck boy to her because she put nair in
his conditioner as a form of payback. He washed it
out right away and he still has his beautiful locks.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
She bets he.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Can't even remember her name and tells him to say
her name where she's spelling this beer all over him.
He of course gets it wrong and he's met with
a beer shower. It's Sunday and he has plans to
meet Amanda tonight. During the day, he heads to his
dad's house to babysit Kevin, and he finds out while
babysitting Kevin that his parents are getting a divorce, and
Kevin is really distraught about this, so he asked him
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to stay for dinner. He reluctant agrees, but has to
make a phone call first. When he calls Amanda, she
jumps to conclusion that he's canceling because he has a
hot date, and she tells him that Rio saw him
with two blondes at the bar, and instead of correcting her,
he just lets her assume and judge him. And he's like, yeah,
you're right, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'd rather have
a threesome than get our work done, and she ends
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the call by telling him to go fuck himself.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh my god, guys. Come on.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Amanda's at a tapas bar with Rio thinking about how
much Blake sucks and how she's actually starting to enjoy
his company. Rio tells him that it was Blake's friend
hitting on the waitress at the bar and Blake just
sat there watching, and now she's super confused, but Rio
just tells her that she lied because Blake is a
fuck boy. Regardless, and they're better off alone together drinking
at a tapas bar and complaining about men. So I
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don't really understand her motivation for lying about it, but
she did, but she admitted.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It, so it's fine.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Okay, Yeah, I mean at least she admitted it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But like, you're making her be a real.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Cunt to him?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
After a few drinks, she leaves Rio there because Rio
wants to hang out with a couple of her ex boyfriends,
and she gets a cab home alone. The next day,
at school, Blake runs into Amanda and tells her he's
sorry for bailing on her, but it wasn't for a girl.
He just lied because it's what she expected from him.
He explains that the real reason he bailed is because
his parents are getting divorced, so he has to deal
with some family shit, but he would much rather be
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working on a novella with her, and she tells him
that she accepts his apology. Bitch, you should apologize too, right, Yeah,
she should. My graveling isn't complete, you know, he says
to me. Well, you haven't gotten down on your knees,
I mused, jokingly, tapping my fingers against my chin.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Darling.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
When I get down on my knees, I'll be paying
it back in a different way, he says. And I
swear there's a change in his tone, like his voice
got deeper, his accent huskier.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Don't even picture it, I warned myself.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
She wants him darling when I get down on my knees.
He asks if he can take her to dinner after class,
but she says no, but she says she'll do drinks,
so he's like, okay, fine. He takes her to a
pub she's never been to, and he asks her to
tell him something about her that he wouldn't know, and
she tells him she likes her drinks with vinegar in them,
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which is foul yazy girl, And he tells her about
a place in New York City that serves every drink
with a pickleback, which delightful.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I do love picklebacks.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I just love pickles. You'll love a pickle.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
She asks who he'd been there with, and he says
an ex about a year ago. They have some flirty banter,
and when the sexual tension gets too thick for Amanda's liking,
they start working on their story. They order food and
a few more drinks, and she's starting to feel a
little bit buzzy. She tries to press him about his ex,
but all he'll tell her is that her name is
Rachel and he really doesn't think about her much anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
She tells him.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
About Alan, who's her ex, and how he was nice
and all, but ultimately not for her and she turned
down his proposal in the most mortifying way possible. He
thinks the story is hella funny, though, and tells her
that she's better off.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He said, you're better off with me.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
April comes and their manuscript is complete. They turn it
into their professor, and Blake is feeling kind of bummed
about their time together coming to an end. They say
they're goodbyes after class, and he tells her to come
by the bookstore and he'll give her a discount. The
professor catches Blake before he leaves and tells him how
good their story is so far, and how he has
a real future in writing, not like those self published
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erotica writers just looking to make a quick book, and
how she knew him and Amanda would write something wonderful together.
But now all Blake is thinking about is making a
quick buck by self publishing erotica, and he gets an
idea and runs to find Amanda in the parking lot.
Amanda doesn't need to be involved. Our partnership is over.
Besides erotica. She's the least erotic person I know unless
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she has some dirty, kinky side hidden deep within one
Her ex boyfriend never let her indulge in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
This could bring it out. I could bring it out.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I could fuck her.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He works a shift at the bookstore, and after his
father leaves, he checks out the book charts on the
Kindle store and he sees a ton of it is erotica.
He does some research on the authors and sees the
good ones are making hundreds of thousands of dollars by
writing these stories, and he's determined to write the hottest,
most clit throbbing romance book anyone has ever seen, and
decides to continue the research by downloading some of the
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most popular books on the kindlelap to read later. After
he's read a few, he's confident that he can write
one himself. He can write sex just fine, but for
the emotional and romantic aspect, he knows he needs Amanda. Meanwhile,
Amanda is working on her high fantasy novel, but she's
going through a crazy case of writer's block. She decides
to have a little day drinking sash with Anna. When
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Blake calls and asks if she's busy. She tells him
she's getting her day drink on and he asks to hang,
but she turns him down, telling him their time together
is done.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Uh pooky, no, come on. But then he.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Tells her he has an idea and it involves them
getting rich. She asks what the hell he's talking about,
and he's like, I'll pick you up in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'd be like, I'm scared. What is this about.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She goes outside when he gets there and sees him
analyzing the flowers and she's like, what the hell are
you doing? And he said he's studying the bees to
write a believable race of aliens who live in a
colony just like the bees do. And she's like, you're
writing a sci fi and he says, I'm writing a
sci fi horror and I've been writing it since I
was a kid. She tells them about her work in
progress and they kind of bond a little bit over
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their writer's block. They go back to the pub from earlier,
and after a few drinks, he tells her about his
proposition for her. He says they'll write using a pen name,
and then maybe after they make it big, they'll be
able to publish their respective books and make it legit
as real authors. After the smut, she's not into it,
but he's like, please, just one short story, the dirtiest, kinkiest,
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nastiest story. We can write together, and if you hate,
it will be done. And besides, he needs her for
the romance. You can't have sex without love. I'm not
saying it's true in real life, but I've done my research,
and when it comes to romance novels, it's needed. No
matter how dirty or nasty it gets. If it's a
stepbrother screwing his stepsister, I wrinkle my nose at that,
or a teacher finger banging his student during class, there
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has to be or it doesn't work if you don't
deliver the happily ever after. It doesn't matter how many
holes get filled or how many orgasms she has. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, we need an ha.
He pulls his laptop right out and sends her a
business proposal and tells her he's serious and he's doing
this legit, She says she'll look it over and have
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an answer for him tomorrow. They have a cute little
not date and make up ridiculous hypothetical pen names that
they obviously won't be using, and he's proposing stuff like Seymour,
butts hey clever. She goes home and looks over the
proposal and realizes this is actually a good idea, so
she tells him she's in. She starts to do some
research by reading a Stepmom erotica on her kindle. After
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she spies on him in the shower, he corners her
and well, I hate to admit it, but I was
feeling a bit swollen with need myself. By the time
he was done pounding her against the wall, using pummice
against her nipples and a bar of soap between her legs.
Her clip must have been sparkling clean. I'm sorry, excuse
that sounds like a fucking nightmare on your nipples. Yeah, no,
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that's for your rough and gruff feet, rough and gruff.
Later on, Blake comes to pick her up from her apartment,
and in the car they decide on a pen name
Blake Love Cox. Okay, Blake loves Cox, No Blake love Cox.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I know, but doesn't he see how that sounds.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
He thinks it's funny.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Because he's Blake, right, He's Blake and Amanda loves Cox.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay okay, so together they are Blake love Cox. Okay okay.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
They brainstorm book ideas and they decide they want to
write a story called Falling for the Secret Male Stripper.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What a story we would totally read that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I would read that yea Ford Titan is a nerdy
high school teacher by day, a male stripper at night.
When his eighteen year old barely legal student, Shasta Black,
discovers this and threatens to tell the school, the two
of them make a deal a section well one Wow.
They get together every night for a week to work
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on it, and it's leaving Blake with a crazy case
of blue balls. And he's not even hooking up with
random girls anymore because he'd rather hang out with Amanda,
and he knows that she leaves their sessions wet and
aching too. One day, while he's working at the bookstore,
his dad tells him that since he's getting divorced, he's
potentially moving, which would make it so his little brother
would have to change schools. He's asked to go to
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dinner tonight, but he wants to see Amanda. But he
tells his little brother that he'll take him LARPing. Okay,
because his brother's a huge nerd, So to make it
up to his little brother, they're gonna go LARPing, and
Kevin wants Amanda to come to. Blake is like, hmm, well,
Amanda is a nerd, so she'd probably be down. And
Amanda hasn't met his family, he just has spoken about.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Her, and Kevin says, bring her over.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He heads to Amanda's to write, and while they're talking
about the logistics of sex scenes for their story, he
tells him that Alan was a vanilla ass bitch who
never wanted to do anything but missionary. In their bed,
she tells him that this whole book is basically sex
and the writing is a little bit repetitive. So he's like, okay, fine,
help me with my writer's block and get on the
bed because he wants to like figure out the logistics
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of the position as such. Okay, he crawls between her
legs and talks through the positioning in a super sexy
way so the story will flow more realistically. Amanda starts
to get into it too, and now Blake is like, wait,
is this for real now? And he starts doing the
things that he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
For the story.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
She arches her back slightly, her eyes still pinch shut,
but she's breathing harder, enjoying this. I press myself against
her leg and she lets out a small gasp. I
lower my mouth to her ear. He presses his rock
hardcock against her hips so she knows exactly what she's
doing to him. I pause, then whisper how hard it
is to hold it together, how badly he wants to
come inside her, to feel her from the inside out.
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I press my erection into her harder, sucking in my breath. Shit,
it really is hard to hold it together. I close
my eyes and let out a soft grunt that only
makes her press herself into me in response.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fuck through it right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It starts to get hot and heavy, and he kisses
her neck and then her mouth, and then pulls a
boob out of her shirt so he can lick and
suck at her nipple. She says she wants this, and
then Anna comes barging into the apartment, instantly killing the
mood boo boo, Anna, Amanda shuts down, so Blake is like,
you ladies, have a good night.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm gonna skidaddle.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I'm gonna go jerk it at home.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That night, Amanda can hardly sleep because she knows writing
this erotica will lead to sex, but Blake isn't the
type of guy to be satisfied with only her, and
now she doesn't know what to do. The next day,
she has lunch with her family, who berates her for
wanting to be a writer and breaking up with Alan,
even though it was the safe choice for her.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
They tell her the.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Moment she graduates next year, she will be getting a
real job. And also, Alan already has a new girlfriend
and she's a genetic scientist, and if she doesn't shake
up and grow up, they'll stop paying her tuition.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
All right, fuck you mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, her mom is like, get Alan back or get
another wealthy boyfriend. Well, too bad, mom, I just found
myself a poor one. Yeah, and now she's absolutely pissed.
They finished their awkward lunch and then she goes home.
She calls Blake and tells him they're going to write
at the library tonight because sex complicates things, so they
should probably stick to public spaces. When they meet, they
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start finishing up their last chapters, but Amanda can't figure
out a new word for cock and asks Blake for help.
And he's like, want me to whip mine out? I'd say, yeah,
do it, do it right now here in the library.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Whip it out.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Catch a charge?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, I glare at him.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
His dimples deepen.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Are you sure I'd think if you were writing about
a thick vanny cock it would help.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
To see one.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, it would keep it in your pants. I pause,
trying to keep my eyes off his crouch. Wait, are
you saying you're hard right now? He scratches out the
scruff on his chin, eyes dancing pretty much considering what
I'm writing. Just say the word cock again. Boys are
so easy, there really are.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He's like, I could come right now.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I'll come in my pants, say fussy, I'll come.
She decides she needs some space because she's feeling all flushed,
and browses the fantasy section while Blake finishes up his writing.
As she's perusing the shelves, she feels a hard presence
at her back. It's Blake. He kisses her neck and
puts one hand under her shirt and runs the other
up her skirt, and she's not wearing any panties. A girl. Also,
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if I just felt him at my back like I'm
assuming hard at his penis is right there, sir? Are
we fucking right now? But also hot? I feel him
dropped to his knees behind me. His hand's running along
my ass, squeezing and kneating until they slip under my
skirt and gently tease the bottom curve where my cheeks
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meet my thighs.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I stiffen.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
My skin's so fucking sensitive, like a hair trigger. Yeah,
I'm wanting more, afraid for more, knowing that things are
moving so fast, and needing them to move faster. Patience,
he whispers, his voice choked as his fingers slide between
my legs.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Do you realize how wet you are? I do now.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Slowly, deliberately, he drags his long fingers over my clit,
and I gasp as the bundle of nerves threatened to
shatter me. God, you're like silk, he murmurs, groaning so perfect.
He presses the rough pat of his finger over the
swell and makes a small circle over and over again.
Oh huh, the library naughty. Then he spreads her cheeks
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and starts eating her out from behind, and now she's
literally dripping down her own thighs. She comes harder than
she ever has in her life and has to bite
down on a book to not get them both caught.
When she turns around, blakes pants and boxers are all
the way down to his ankles, and he's about to
put a condom on, and his dick is the biggest
one she's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
He ain't a man slut for nothing but.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Down to his ankles in the library, and ready, you're
pretty presumptuous. He grins at me and comes for pinning
me back against the shelves. We can quit for today,
he whispers against my throat before nipping it between his teeth.
But I felt you squeeze my tongue as you came,
like you were milking it. My cock is jealous. He
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licks up behind my ear and groans, don't you want
to feel me deep inside you? How hard and thick
I am stretching.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
You, making you full? Yes, I pant my head going.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Back do it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
He picks her up and slides her down onto him,
and when he's inside her, he tells her this is
even better than he imagined. They fuck, and it's so
much better than Amanda thought it would be. They both
come and when he sets her down, a bunch of
books gets knocked over, and they hear a voice saying, Hey,
what's going on over there. He pulls up his pants
with the condoms still on and says, they've got to
get out of here, stat But they aren't fast enough,
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and the librarian literally chases them as they grab their
shit and book it to his car. They can never return.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
No, and she loves the library.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Shoot. He tells her they're going to his place because
he isn't done with her yet. Once they get to
his place, they immediately take it to the bed and
stripped down. He settles down on top of her, and
as she's getting ready to slide it in again, he
realizes this actually means something to him. I make a
fist around my rigid shaft and position it at her entrance.
Her eyes flutter open as I slowly rub my swollen
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head up and down her silky cleft. Oh my god,
I'm taking aback, taking my time to tease her, to
tease myself. Keep it together, Crawford. I tell myself, go slow.
It's the hardest thing. Every nerve in my body is
ready to slam into her sweet depths and fuck her
until we're off the bed. It takes all my strength
to slowly ease my way inside her. She's so hot
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and wet. As I slowly push my way in that
I begin to shake. I pause and take in a deep,
wavering breath before I continue.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Silky cleft.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh, that's a new one.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
That is a new one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
He fucks her slowly until they both come and when
they're both laying together in the afterglow, he tells her
they aren't finished yet, but they need to get food first.
They sit in the kitchen together eating pizza, and then
Amanda's eyes as she looks behind Blake Fluffy is loose. No.
They both scream and run out of the room, but
know that they have to trap and capture this thing.
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Blake winds up getting Fluffy onto a magazine and carries
him while internally screaming as he places the spider back
into his tank, making sure the lid is for sure
closed this time. Then he realizes he did all of
that butt as naked. Even still, Amanda is already leading
him right back to the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
For the next round goodness.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
The next morning, she wakes up snuggled with Blake, and
he lets her go so she can use the restroom.
While she's in there, she's debating what to say to him.
When she finishes, there's a knock up the door. She
opens it to a still nude Blake.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I open the door and he's standing there, completely nude,
his dick looking spectacular, even semi hard. More images from
last night flood my brain, and I'm surprised at how
fast I'm turning into a horny perve at the side
of a half hard pain mean.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
He uses theom and once he's finished, they hop in
the shower together. She washes him and then tells him
to rinse off the soap. Once he's done doing what
he's told, she gets on her knees and gives him
a blowy.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
My fist moves faster, slicking wet over his hot length,
and my free hand moves up his legs until they
find his perfectly groomed balls. I tug lightly, testing him.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Fuck. He cries out hoarsely.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I'm coming, I'm coming. I try not to smile, knowing
now what triggers him. His cock becomes hotter, his skin
stretched under my lips, and I keep going as I
feel him change in my grasp.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
He likes his balls touched. He does is perfectly groomed balls.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, he's a man horror. He's got a manscape. I'm
so sorry, TMI, really quick tell it. Last week I
did something for Tyler.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh what'd you do? What'd you do?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I just give him a blow jump Okay, I don't know,
like what porno he was watching the day before or whatever,
but he goes like my Ball's bitch.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And I was like, no, did you stop? Yeah? I
was like I don't like that.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, bitch, Like man, I lick him.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
But whoa, it's only princess or something. Damn like white
Ball's bitch. It was so aggressive. It's so funny staying
in the episode. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
They finish showering, and then he goes to the bookstore
so Blake can start his shift. She goes with him
just for a moment, and she ends up meeting his
dad and Kevin. Kevin is happy to know that she
actually exists, and he's so excited to meet Blake's girlfriend. Oh,
they have not had the bFGF talk though, so she's like, what.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's okay, yep, this is my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
And then Kevin proceeds to tell Amanda all about the
fact that her and Blake are taking him to go LARPing,
which she had no idea about.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
She gets really awkward and tells them that it was
nice to meet them, but she has to leave. As
she's leaving, Blake catches her outside and apologize for not
having the chance to mention the whole girlfriend and volunteer
LARPing thing. He says that he couldn't mention the writing
to his dad, and besides, they're only fucking in writing,
which should be fine, so it's not a big deal
that he called her his girlfriend. She is hurt by
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him saying this, but she says, yep, writing's the priority,
and then they both agree and she leaves. Over the
next couple weeks, they fuck and they finished the book
and Blake can tell that she's withdrawn and not all there,
but he doesn't push it. They hit upload to Amazon
and the book is now live for purchase. They sit there,
refreshing the page over and over again, wondering why they
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had zero hits yet, and I just was like, it
doesn't work that fast.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
It just came out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You gotta promote it.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
After a few stressful minutes, he tells her that they're
going to go get drinks to get their mind off
of this. A few drinks turns into them blacking out,
and when they wake up around noon the next day,
she rushes to the computer and sees that there are
one thousand sales and their book is number eighty out
of one hundred for best selling Amazon books. Oh shit,
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it's now been three days after the book went live
and they're still having plenty of sex and they're starting
to brainstorm for their next book. They're having a harder
time with the second book, though, because they can't stop
having sex.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
What a predicament.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
She decides that maybe a week and away will do
the trick to help the writer's block, but she doesn't
want to go without him. She invites him to her
family cabin, but he doesn't text her back right away.
She gets really nervous about this and tells Anna what's
going on, and Anna says this is way more than
just writing books together, and then going away together might
complicate things further. Just as Anna finishes telling her this.
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He texts Amanda back and says that he's in to
go out for the weekend. When Friday comes around, he
picks her up. He's late and she could tell something's up.
They get in his car, and once they arrive on
the ferry, he proceeds to slide his hand up her
shorts with people around, and tells her no one's gonna notice.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
He leans over a fraction more, his hands slipping down
into my underwear, down into my cleft. Surprise, surprise, I'm
wet as hell already. That's a good girl, he murmurs,
his languid eyes, taking me in, watching me as he
glides over me, his fingers long, hard, slick cleft.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
There she is, gaddy, He fingers her until she comes,
and it's right on time because the Fairy is docking
on the island. As they drive to the cabin, he
can't help but think that he might only want to
be with her, and that makes him really nervous. But
she's all he can think about. When they get there,
the first thing they do is have to fuck.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
As Blake comes, he can't help but feel that he's
falling head over heels for Amanda. They're off the island now.
Their rider's block is healed, and she'd thinks something between
their dynamic has shifted, but she doesn't want to voice
it because she is really.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Scared of it. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
She's out for drinks with Rio, working up the courage
to tell her about sleeping with Blake. When the girls
see him walking in with someone, Rio calls them over
and Amanda's mortified. The person that he's with is Heath,
and Heath pieces together that this is the Amanda that
Blake had to do the school project with and tells
her Blake called her a stuck up bitch, but she says, yeah,
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that's old news already know he thought that of me.
The night goes smoothly while everyone hangs out and has drinks.
Blake slips to the restroom and Amanda follows, and they
have restroom sex and I put gross so many germs
that is, yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You're horning your horny though we can't go out to
like the car.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, I've done like car parking lot sex at the time.
I've never done public restroom no, no people shit there, yeah,
people blast those toilets they Yeah, I've done it. I've
blasted them.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Once the guys leave for the night, Rio calls her
out on them fucking and she tries to say we're
just friends with benefits, but Rio's.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like, no, no, you're not, You're in love.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Blake and Heath also have a little heart to heart,
and Heath tells him that the two really need to
talk about what they're feeling because he knows that it's
not just sex for them. Blake knows he's right. The
next morning, he wonders how he should bring everything up
with Amanda. When his phone rings. It's his ex Rachel
and she wants him back.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
No fucking whore.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, his mind is all fucked up now. And then
Amanda calls, inviting him as her date to an engagement
party for an old friend. He says that he will
pick her up at seven. When he picks her up,
he thinks that she looks like a goddess, and she
admits on the drive there that Alan will be there
with his super smart new girlfriend. And he's pretty annoyed
about this because he feels like he got.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Played and I don't blame him.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, he tells her that she doesn't need Alan's approval.
When she's a best selling author and has him, and
then he admits that Rachel called him. She asks if
he's going to take Rachel back and he says no,
he met someone else, and she's like, oh, he says.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
You, I want to be with you?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Will you be my girlfriend? She agrees and they walk
into the party. Blake and Alan meet and it doesn't
go over great because Alan is a pompous ass. But
then her and Blake get drunk and she completely blacks out.
In the morning, she's incredibly hungover, and he takes care
of her. He leaves to go get his car from
the winery. When she gets a text asking if she
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really wrote those smut books, she's very confused, but apparently
last night Blake told Alan and his new girlfriend Georgia
that she is a best selling author of smut books,
and now it's blasted all over Facebook.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You know what, Embrace it?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Who fucking cares? Embrace it?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Well, her mom calls her and disowns her right then
and there.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Oh no, say that wasn't I.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh, it's too late.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
When Blake gets back to his apartment, she unleashes her
fury on him for telling people about the books because
it's supposed to be anonymous. She lets him know that
he ruined everything, and now his dad probably knows now too,
since a journalist has already emailed her wanting to interview them.
So it hasn't even been twenty four hours and journalists
are like, hey.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Can we get an interview with you? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
She breaks up with him and leaves. He calls and
texts her non stop with no response. He knows that
he has to confront his dad, so he goes to
the store and spills everything. His dad freaks out and
tell his dad learns how much the sales from one
book for a whole month were, and Blake is giving
his dad half of the earnings to help the store out.
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And then his dad's like, oh, yeah, that's fine, keep writing.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Next, you know what I think I'm away. We still
know White Smoke books. Now.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Blake needs to fix everything with Amanda, but it's been
a week of ignoring all of his calls and text
She hasn't heard from her parents once. On her run,
she runs into Kevin and his mom. He asks if
she's still coming to the LARPing later and his mom
begs her too. She says okay, and she'll bring a friend.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Later.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Her and Anna show up to the LARPing event. Anadaes
fantasy makeup for a bunch of people while she and
Blake finally talk. They make up and have kinky nerd
sex and their costumes in a tent, and they finally
tell each other that they love one another. It's the epilogue.
One year later, they're at their first book signing and
her mom shows up. It's first time she's seen her mom.
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She has a copy of one of their books to
get signed for Aunt Sylvie.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Okay, you like smut, mom, don't you?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Or She invites them to dinner and they accept. The
rest of the signing goes really well and they're very
much in love the end.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Wow, kuti kuty kutzy so Riley, how many red pepper
emojis do you give this one? Okay?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Give it three and a half. Okay, Yeah, it's cute.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
We needed a cute one after last time.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 6 (42:44):
The last one was rough one.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Do you think that Blake is sexy? Sure?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Would you trade places with Amanda?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I guess I mean not that I want to, but
like I wouldn't hate it if I had to you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, there's nothing really awful or any thing about.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, you're a best selling author and you're rich, that's yeah,
making like thirty grand a month. Oh yeah, fuck yeah,
give me that bitch's life. Well, next week we're telling
Riley all about Predator by Runix, and we're gonna have
her look at the cover and give us her best
guess on what it might be about. Well, it says
the Predator, and it's got like a silhouette of a
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man's upper half body with like a woman's lips in it.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
A city, a big city.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And it says dark verse book one, So I think
it's gonna be a dark romance. We're gonna be in
like a big city, New York, Seattle, Chicago, one of them.
We're gonna be in a big city. Okay, this man,
he's gonna be doing some bad stuff, bad stuff on
the streets, maybe in a gang or a mob, no, no,
scratch that. He's working alone and he sees this girl,
(43:56):
our main character, lady, and he sees her on the
streets and she needs some sort of help and he
helps her, but then their paths cross again.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
But he's a bad boy.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
She's a good girl, she's.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
A productive member of society. But he won't leave her alone.
He will not, and he wants to be with her.
And then they just.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
They become soulmates.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
That was really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh, you were so close in the beginning, and then
you and then you said no, Well we'll find out
next week.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Yes we will, all right.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Well, if you liked this episode, make sure you rate, review,
and subscribe. Follow us on Instagram at smut up and
Listen podcast, and on TikTok at smut up and Listen.
Tell your friends, but not your mom, and we'll see
you later.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
You have morny little rats.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Bye.
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